1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:03,471 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... WE KNOW WHO TOOK THE BOY. 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,239 HE KIDNAPPED A 5-YEAR-OLD TWO YEARS AGO. 3 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:07,075 ANYTHING THE F.B.I. AND THE POLICE DO, 4 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,676 WE HAVE LIMITATIONS. 5 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,312 WHAT A PRIVATE CITIZEN DOES, HOWEVER... YOU'RE NOT GOING IN THERE. 6 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,646 I WILL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE. 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,915 IF YOU DO NOT UNLOCK IT... I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 8 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,650 ONE... YOU CAN'T COME CRASHING IN HERE! 9 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,718 TWO... 10 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:18,719 BRAD! YOU WOULDN'T DARE! 11 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,020 THREE! 12 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,355 OKAY! AAH! 13 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:22,823 AAH! AAH! 14 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,093 NOBODY'S ARRESTED US YET. 15 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,361 THE F.B.I. WON'T. I KNOW THAT. 16 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,363 I THINK WE SAVED OUR SKIN WITH THE HAPPY ENDING. 17 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,798 OH! 18 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:35,536 *** 19 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:43,311 (laughing and chattering) 20 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:57,225 (Woman) HEY, HEY. 21 00:00:57,258 --> 00:01:01,562 GET ME OUTTA HERE. 22 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,598 I'LL TAKE THE BLONDE. 23 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,102 MELISSA, WHAT ARE WE DOING IN JAIL? 24 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,271 THEY'RE SAYING I TRIED TO ROB A BANK. 25 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,540 I DIDN'T. I JUST SMASHED A WINDOW. 26 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,942 AH. AND THEY SAY I'M A PROSTITUTE, 27 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:17,611 WHICH IS RIDICULOUS! BACK OFF, HO! 28 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,047 WHAT DID YOU SAY? COME ON. 29 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,783 LIZ? ALAN? 30 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,385 (laughs) 31 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,621 OH, MY GOD, YOU JUST DROPPED OFF THE SIDE OF THE EARTH! 32 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:28,956 I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT NOW I'M NOT. 33 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,658 YOU STILL AT 1-800-LIZZIE? 34 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,227 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY. REMEMBER ME? 35 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,296 I'M IN TROUBLE HERE. THEY ARRESTED ME. 36 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,797 YOU'RE ARRESTING ME? 37 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,799 PLEASE PUT YOUR ARMS BEHIND YOUR BACK, SIR. 38 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,734 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 39 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,736 I KNOW MY RIGHTS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 40 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,905 THEY'RE ARRESTING ME FOR ASSAULTING A PRIEST. 41 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,240 AND KIDNAPPING AND FALSE IMPRISONMENT. 42 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,775 NOW YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTOR-- 43 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,010 SON, SON, THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 44 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,180 WE DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN MIRANDA ANYMORE. 45 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,781 LET'S GO. 46 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,483 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 47 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,117 DENNY CRANE. I'LL HANDLE THIS INTERNALLY. 48 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,487 SIR, THIS MAN'S BEING CHARGED WITH THREE FELONIES. UNDERSTOOD. 49 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,255 BUT DENNY CRANE. 50 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,590 COME ON. 51 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,525 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, COME ON! 52 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,527 WITH ALL THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD TODAY, 53 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,796 WHO AMONG US HAS NOT AT LEAST ONCE 54 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,798 WANTED TO TAKE AN AX TO A PRIEST? 55 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:11,832 COME ON. 56 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,201 (mouths words) 57 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:16,204 THEY'RE ARRESTING HIM? 58 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,005 AND I GAVE IT MY BEST SHOT. 59 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:24,077 *** 60 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,473 SO THEY'RE NOT PRESSING CHARGES. 61 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,841 THEY'RE NOT PRESSING CHARGES? 62 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,644 IF YOU MAKE RESTITUTION FOR THE WINDOW, 63 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,646 THEY'VE AGREED NOT TO PURSUE ANY-- NO. 64 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,648 I'M SORRY. 65 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,816 DID YOU SAY, "NO"? 66 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,985 I'M NOT PAYING FOR THEIR STUPID WINDOW. 67 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,587 FORGET IT. 68 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,188 MELISSA, YOU SMASHED IT. 69 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,923 AFTER WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME. 70 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,925 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TELL ME 71 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,262 EXACTLY WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO YOU. 72 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,929 (sighs) MY CREDIT CARD BILLS. 73 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,665 YOU'RE AWARE I HAVE SOME, UH, FISCAL ISSUES. 74 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,433 IT'S COME UP. 75 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,602 SO A FEW MONTHS AGO, I OWE ONE AMOUNT. 76 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,438 THE NEXT MONTH, IT--IT, LIKE, TRIPLES. 77 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,939 SO I STOP BUYING STUFF, AND THE NEXT MONTH, 78 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,441 BAM, IT'S EVEN HIGHER. 79 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:30,010 SO I CALL THE 800 NUMBER, NOT LIZZIE. 80 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,113 AND WHO ANSWERS BUT MS. JONES? YEAH, FROM NEW DELHI, INDIA. 81 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,682 NOT BRIGHTON, NOT MELROSE. INDIA. 82 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,917 I MEAN, SURPRISE, SHE'S NOT TERRIBLY HELPFUL, RIGHT? 83 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,786 SO FAR I'M ON HER SIDE. 84 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,788 THEN I TALK TO HER SUPERVISOR 85 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,790 WHO SAYS THAT I OWE THIS MONEY PLUS MORE. 86 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,792 IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 87 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,127 I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE IN AMERICA. HELLO? 88 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,129 SO ALL I CAN GET IS AN ADDRESS FOR PROMINENCE'S MAIN OFFICE 89 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,799 IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE, LIKE I CAN AFFORD TO GO THERE. 90 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,401 SO I CALL THEM. I GET A LOCAL OFFICE. 91 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,604 I GO THERE, AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST A STOREFRONT. WITH A BIG WINDOW. 92 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,239 I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT. 93 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,074 YOU ARE PAYING FOR IT, 94 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,577 AND I WANT TO SEE THOSE CREDIT CARD BILLS. 95 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,813 WHAT? SUDDENLY YOU'RE MY FATHER NOW? 96 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:11,051 YES, SIR. 97 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,854 *** 98 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,293 "321113. 99 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,961 "COMMONWEALTH vs BRADLEY CHASE. 100 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,230 "ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON"... 101 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,633 WAIVE READING, JUDGE, AND ASK THAT THESE RIDICULOUS CHARGES 102 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,935 BE DISMISSED ON THE GROUNDS OF RIDICULOUSNESS. 103 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,771 THESE CHARGES ARE ANYTHING BUT RIDICULOUS, YOUR HONOR. 104 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,640 THE DEFENDANT ABDUCTED ONE INNOCENT MAN, 105 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,309 THREATENED HIM WITH TORTURE, THEN ASSAULTED CLERGY 106 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:38,111 WITH A DEADLY WEAPON. PICK, PICK, PICK, PICK, PICK. 107 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:39,279 YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 108 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,248 YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT SAVED THE INNOCENT LIFE 109 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,983 OF LITTLE KIDNAPPED CHILD 110 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,319 WHO WAS INNOCENT AND UTTERLY... 111 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,955 ...KIDNAPPED. 112 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:51,024 I WATCH THE NEWS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, MR. CRANE, 113 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,526 AND YOUR CLIENT'S CONDUCT WAS SHOCKING! 114 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,162 YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO MOVE FOR AN IMMEDIATE TRIAL. 115 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,864 HOLD ON! THE FACTS ARE NOT IN DISPUTE. 116 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,833 THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY CLEARLY WANTS HIS 15 MINUTES. 117 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,470 WHY SHOULD WE MAKE HIM WAIT? IF YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT ME GRABBING A SPOTLIGHT-- 118 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,772 IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THAT WITH YOU, FRANK. 119 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,307 YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR OFFICE SINCE YOU GOT OUT OF LAW SCHOOL. HOLD ON! 120 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,009 YOU TWO WILL REFRAIN FROM PERSONAL EXCHANGES IN THIS. 121 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,811 BUT IT IS PERSONAL, YOUR HONOR. WE HAVE A HISTORY 122 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,447 AND THE OPPORTUNITY FOR HIM TO SADDLE ME UP AS A CAUSE. 123 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:16,283 YOU ATTACKED A MAN, CUTTING OFF HIS FINGERS. 124 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,719 AS SOMEONE WHO TOOK AN OATH TO UPHOLD THE LAW, 125 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,121 YES, I TAKE THAT PERSONALLY. 126 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,857 GOOD SOUND BITE, FRANK. YOU MAY WANT TO SAVE IT FOR THE CAMERAS, 127 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:26,794 WHICH HE'LL BE ASKING YOU TO ALLOW IN COURT. I CONSENT. 128 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,698 HEY, I WILL MAKE THE RULES IN THIS COURTROOM! 129 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,966 ARE YOU READY TO PROCEED TO TRIAL? 130 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,636 ASSUMING HE'S NOT ALLEGING ANY DIMINISHED CAPACITY OR-- 131 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,138 I PLEAD NOT GUILTY ON THE GROUNDS OF NECESSITY. 132 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,407 NECESSITY? 133 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,375 YES, YOU PROBABLY SKIPPED OVER IT IN LAW SCHOOL. 134 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,811 NECESSITY. LOOK IT UP... HACK. 135 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,380 THE COMMONWEALTH IS READY TO PROCEED. 136 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,881 I MUST CAUTION YOU BOTH. 137 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,150 THESE ARE SERIOUS CRIMINAL CHARGES HERE. 138 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,887 I'M NOT SURE YOU SHOULD WANT TO RUSH TO JUDGMENT. 139 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:57,257 JUDGE, YOU'RE OLD. I'M OLD. 140 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,393 LOCK AND LOAD, BEFORE WE'RE DEAD. 141 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:03,063 *** 142 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,174 WHY IN GOD'S NAME DID YOU PRESS FOR AN IMMEDIATE TRIAL? 143 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,344 BECAUSE I WANT TO TRADE IN THE CURRENCY OF BEING A HERO. 144 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,346 I'VE BEEN FEATURED ALL OVER THE NEWS, 145 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,348 AND THE JURY POOL IS WATCHING. 146 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,283 EVEN SO, A CONVICTION HERE MEANS PRISON. I WON'T BE CONVICTED. 147 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,453 HOW CAN YOU BE SURE OF THAT, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'RE GUILTY? DENNY CRANE. 148 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,788 LOOK, I KNOW THIS ASSISTANT D.A. 149 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,557 HE WANTS TO BE THE D.A. 150 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,559 HE'S USING THIS AS A PUBLICITY-- 151 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,360 HE'S ALSO GOOD. I'VE SEEN HIM TRY CASES. DENNY CRANE. 152 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,463 THAT IS NOT A LEGAL DEFENSE! 153 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,433 ARE WE HAPPY? 154 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:42,102 DID I NOT WARN BOTH OF YOU? 155 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,104 YOU KNOW WHAT, SHIRLEY? DON'T START. 156 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,773 I CHANGED THAT LITTLE BOY'S DIAPERS. 157 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,274 I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET HIM BACK. 158 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,209 CLEARLY. INCLUDING GOING TO JAIL. 159 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,778 WHICH IT MAY COME TO FOR BRAD. 160 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,713 (Paul) ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME SIDE HERE. 161 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,548 REALLY? I'M NOT SO SURE. 162 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:57,117 DENISE, IF I WERE AGAINST YOU, 163 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,419 I'D LEAVE NO DOUBT. 164 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,223 (whispers) YOU'RE REALLY PLANNING 165 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:07,127 TO HAVE DENNY HANDLE YOUR DEFENSE? 166 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,428 WELL... 167 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,564 (normal voice) DENNY... 168 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,833 GIVEN THE EXPOSURE OF THIS CASE, 169 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,635 NOT ONLY TO BRAD BUT THE FIRM, 170 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,804 HOW ABOUT YOU AND I TEAM UP ON THIS ONE? 171 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,306 I'D LOVE IT. I'LL PITCH. 172 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,408 I'LL CALL BALLS AND STRIKES. 173 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,944 WE'LL ALL NEED TO SIGN WAIVERS, 174 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,446 AND, DENISE, I'M GOING TO NEED TO CALL YOU AS A WITNESS, 175 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,582 BUT BEFORE YOU SAY YES, YOU NEED TO CONSIDER THE LIABILITY. YES. 176 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,417 NOT SO FAST. THEY COULD CHARGE YOU 177 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,153 WITH CONSPIRACY OR AIDING AND ABETTING-- I SAID, YES, I'LL TESTIFY. 178 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:45,432 MELISSA, YOU'RE $50,000 IN DEBT. 179 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,167 I KNOW. 180 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,702 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 181 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,203 I DON'T KNOW. 182 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,972 I SWEAR, IT'S THESE PEOPLE. THEY'VE RUINED ME. 183 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,373 WE'RE GOING TO TRIAL. 184 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,375 I'M SWELLING UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 185 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:56,944 THIS TRIAL'S GOING TO BE SWELLING WITH ADRENALINE. 186 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,179 DO I LOOK SWOLLEN? SOMEWHAT. 187 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,049 DENNY, WE'RE A LITTLE BUSY HERE. 188 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,852 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAXES? DON'T YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT? 189 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,854 I'M HELPING MELISSA, 190 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,523 WHO SEEMS TO HAVE FALLEN INTO A BLACK HOLE OF DEBT. 191 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,124 VERY BLACK. 192 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:14,127 WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN CONCERN OF YOURS FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT MONEY? 193 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,797 I NEED TO KNOW. 194 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,298 YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE. 195 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,868 IF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE IT, THEY MIGHT WANT TO STEAL OURS. 196 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:21,869 RIGHT. 197 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,705 DO WE HAVE ANYBODY IN CORPORATE 198 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,740 WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS CREDIT CARD WORLD? 199 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:29,176 SOMEBODY... HANDS. 200 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,578 SORRY? HANDS ESPENSON. 201 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,512 BANKING AND FINANCE GENIUS, ONLY DON'T CALL HIM "HANDS." 202 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:36,149 WHY WOULD I? WHY DO YOU? 203 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,318 THE CONTRACT WAS DELIBERATELY WRITTEN TO CONFUSE YOU, 204 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,519 BAIT AND SWITCH. 205 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,689 BINGO! PROMISE ONE THING, 206 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,490 SAY, 0% INTEREST. 207 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,925 THEN THEY UP IT TO 30%. BINGO! 208 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,927 BUT ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL? 209 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,930 USED TO BE. USED TO HAVE USURY LAWS. 210 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,099 BUT THE STATES WANTED THE CREDIT CARD BUSINESS, 211 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:55,268 SO POOF, GONE, BINGO! 212 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,605 EVER INQUIRE ABOUT A CAR LOAN? 213 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,607 A-ACTUALLY, YES, ONCE. 214 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,241 BINGO! BUT I DIDN'T BUY THE CAR. 215 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:04,077 IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S CALLED UNIVERSAL DEFAULT. 216 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:07,447 CREDIT BUREAUS SHARE YOUR INFORMATION, ALL OF IT. 217 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,617 YOUR CREDIT CARD COMPANY JUST HEARD 218 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,185 ABOUT YOUR ASKING FOR A CAR LOAN. 219 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,021 BINGO! THEY RAISE YOUR RATES. 220 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,889 WHY? BECAUSE THEY CAN. 221 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,290 (whispers) WHY DOESN'T HE MOVE HIS HANDS? 222 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,893 O.C.C. IS SUPPOSED TO POLICE. THEY DON'T. 223 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,495 BOUGHT OFF BY THE CREDIT CARD LOBBYISTS. 224 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,968 (normal voice) IS HE COMING BACK? 225 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,842 I HAVE NO IDEA. 226 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:47,254 WHAT'S YOUR HISTORY WITH THIS D.A.? WE WENT TO LAW SCHOOL TOGETHER. 227 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,089 I BEAT HIS ASS IN MOOT COURT, 228 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,791 AND I'VE LICKED HIM SEVERAL TIMES IN CRIMINAL CASES SINCE. 229 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,259 LET'S JUST SAY THAT WE'RE RIVALS. 230 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,461 DENISE, I'LL TAKE YOUR TESTIMONY. 231 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,897 DENNY, CAN YOU TAKE BRAD'S? YOU'VE LICKED A MAN'S ASS? 232 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,766 DENNY, IF YOU CAN'T FOCUS HERE, 233 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,668 I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU PLAY. 234 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,903 THIS TRIAL IS A THREAT TO BRAD'S FREEDOM. 235 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,006 IT IS POTENTIALLY AN ENORMOUS BLIGHT ON THIS FIRM. 236 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,175 WE NEED TO WI THIS TRIAL. 237 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,977 I'M SORRY, BUT TELL ME AGAIN 238 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,012 WHY IT IS THAT WE'RE RUSHING THIS SO? 239 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,747 IT'S A RUSH JOB, 240 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,415 BECAUSE GINSBERG PLANS TO RUN FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY, 241 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,317 AND THE PRIMARY IS IN MARCH. 242 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,319 HE'S USING THIS AS A SHOWCASE-- 243 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,755 THAT EXPLAINS HIS URGENCY, BUT WHAT ABOUT OURS? 244 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,623 AT THE MOMENT, BRAD'S A CELEBRITY. 245 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,625 HIS HERO STATUS CAN ONLY RUN TO OUR FAVOR. 246 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,828 BUT IT IS A RISK. 247 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,763 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH 248 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,132 AND SAY, "LET'S DO THIS LATER." LET'S DO IT NOW. 249 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,334 YOU'RE SURE? I HAVE AN ERECTION. 250 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,938 IT'S A GOOD SIGN. 251 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,940 LET THE TRIAL BEGIN. 252 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,975 I'M READY. 253 00:10:56,223 --> 00:11:00,093 *** 254 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,196 DENNY CRANE. 255 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,132 DENNY CRANE. EXCUSE US, PLEASE. 256 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,367 MY POOP DOESN'T SMELL. WE HAVE NO COMMENT. 257 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,502 IT COMES OUT IN PRETTY COLORS, PASTELS. DENNY CRANE. 258 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,072 DENNY CRANE. 259 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,307 AND SUDDENLY HE'S SWINGING THE AX. 260 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:18,478 I PUT MY HAND OUT, AND HE CHOPPED IT. 261 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,247 HE CUT THREE OF MY FINGERS RIGHT OFF. 262 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,550 THEY JUST FELL TO THE FLOOR. 263 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,185 (Frank) AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED, SIR? 264 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,087 WELL, I WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL. 265 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,556 TWO OF MY FINGERS WERE RECOVERED AND REATTACHED, 266 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,759 AND THEN HIS COLLEAGUE, THAT WOMAN, 267 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,827 CAME IN BRANDISHING MY THIRD FINGER. 268 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,096 SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT BACK 269 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,098 UNLESS I REVEALED PRIVILEGED INFORMATION 270 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,267 ABOUT ONE OF MY PARISHIONERS. 271 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,303 HE CUT IT OFF, AND SHE EXTORTED ME WITH IT. 272 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,074 (Shirley) MY FIRST QUESTION WOULD BE, 273 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:51,111 IF SOMEONE IS SWINGING AN AX, WHY STICK YOUR HAND OUT? 274 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,280 I DIDN'T THINK HE'D ACTUALLY TRY TO-- 275 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,215 AND TO BE CLEAR, WHEN YOU SPEAK OF YOUR PARISHIONER, 276 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,218 YOU REFER TO THE MAN CHARGED WITH KIDNAPPING THE CHILD. 277 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,586 WELL, YES. 278 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,454 AND ALSO TO BE CLEAR, 279 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,124 YOU KNEW YOUR PARISHIONER WAS A PEDOPHILE. 280 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,693 I AM NOT GOING TO REVEAL PRIVILEGED INFORMATION TO YOU, 281 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,962 JUST LIKE I WOULDN'T TO HIM. 282 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,932 BUT YOU DID REVEAL INFORMATION TO MS. BAUER. 283 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,268 YOU TOLD HER WHERE YOUR PARISHIONER'S HIDEAWAY WAS. 284 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,770 YOU'LL REVEAL PRIVILEGED INFORMATION TO GET 285 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,272 YOUR FINGERS BACK, BUT NOT TO SAVE THE LIFE OF A CHILD. 286 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,208 OBJECTION. SUSTAINED! 287 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,777 (Shirley) AS A POLICY, IF A PEDOPHILE KILLER 288 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,478 CONFESSES HIS CRIME, YOU'LL PROTECT THAT SECRET. 289 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,481 I CANNOT BREAK THE CONFESSIONAL SEAL. 290 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,983 IT'S CANON LAW. 291 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,785 IS THAT STUPID? OBJECTION! 292 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,954 I'M SORRY, BUT THE LAWS IN THIS COUNTRY 293 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,323 TO PROTECT AGAINST CHILD ABUSE 294 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,959 SUPERCEDE DOCTOR-PATIENT PRIVILEGE, 295 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,493 LAWYER-CLIENT PRIVILEGE 296 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,229 BUT NOT PRIEST-PARISHIONER PRIVILEGE? 297 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,133 HAS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH EARNED SOME SPECIAL EXEMPTION 298 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,634 WHEN IT COMES TO PEDOPHILES? OBJECTION! 299 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,736 DO WE TRUST THEM MORE IN THIS AREA? 300 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,072 THAT'S A CHEAP SHOT. I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO TAKE THEM. 301 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,442 TELL US ABOUT THE PAPAL BLESSINGS. 302 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,979 WELL, ON THAT MATTER 303 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,248 I WAS, UH.... 304 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,116 I WAS WAYWARD. 305 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,085 I APOLOGIZE. 306 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,753 THE VATICAN ISSUES PAPAL BLESSINGS 307 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,621 AT ABOUT $30 A POP. 308 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,992 YOU DECIDED TO PRINT THEM YOURSELF AND SELL THEM DIRECTLY, 309 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,793 BYPASSING THE MIDDLE MAN, 310 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,696 WHO IN THIS CASE HAPPENS TO BE THE POPE. 311 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,799 YES, AS I SAID, I WAS WAYWARD THERE. 312 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,003 I'M JUST HAVING A HARD TIME RECONCILING. 313 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,505 YOU'LL STEAL FROM THE POPE, 314 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,774 BUT CLOAK YOURSELF IN CANON LAW 315 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,043 WHEN IT COMES TO PROTECTING A PEDOPHILE. 316 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,045 DO YOU SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA? OBJECTION! 317 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,181 DO I DARE ASK WHERE THOSE THREE FINGERS HAD BEEN 318 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,117 PRIOR TO MY CLIENT'S CHOPPING THEM OFF? OBJECTION! 319 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,686 MS. SCHMIDT, YOU ARE WAY OUT OF LINE. 320 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,721 (Shirley) I'M SORRY, JUDGE. 321 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,323 I HAVE KNOWN MANY, MANY WONDERFUL PRIESTS 322 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,824 IN MY LIFETIME. 323 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:49,196 I AM NOT ADDING FATHER RYAN TO THAT LIST. 324 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,399 NOTHING FURTHER. 325 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:56,336 *** 326 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,146 WAIT A SECOND. 327 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,248 SO THE DEADBEATS ARE THE ONES WHO PAY OFF THEIR DEBT? 328 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,516 BINGO. 329 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,850 WITHIN THE CREDIT CARD INDUSTRY, THEY'RE CALLED DEADBEATS 330 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,819 BECAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY OFF OF THEM. 331 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,822 THE ONES WHO DON'T PAY OFF, THEY'RE THE PREFERRED CUSTOMERS 332 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,258 BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONES THEY MAKE MONEY OFF OF. 333 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,228 THEY TARGET PEOPLE THEY KNOW WON'T BE ABLE TO PAY, 334 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,330 PEOPLE LIKE MELISSA. 335 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,331 BINGO. 336 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,066 ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? 337 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,268 NO, SIR. 338 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,437 YOU SAID WHAT I SAY. THAT'S MAKING FUN. 339 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,605 NO, IT'S JUST... 340 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,375 I USED TO HAVE A DOG, YOU SEE, 341 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,944 AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O. 342 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,345 B-I... 343 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,947 NEVER MIND. 344 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,115 HOW WE DOING? 345 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,617 WE'RE SUING THEM. WHO? 346 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,186 THE COMPANY THAT GAVE YOU THE CREDIT CARD, 347 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,455 PROMINENCE BANK. WE'RE SUING THEM? 348 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,957 CAN'T SUE, CAN'T SUE. TOO BIG, TOO BIG. 349 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,259 THE BIGGER THEY ARE, JERRY... 350 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,128 WE'RE SUING THEM. 351 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,965 MM. 352 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,933 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT TESTIFYING? 353 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,701 THE PROBLEM IS, 354 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,037 IF BRAD TESTIFIES, AND YOU TESTIFY, 355 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,406 THAT GIVES THE PROSECUTION TWO MORE OPPORTUNITIES 356 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,242 TO PLAY OUT THIS HORRIFIC CHAIN OF EVENTS. 357 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,378 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY THAT BRAD CAN'T SAY. 358 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,580 I CAN SUPPORT WHAT HE SAYS. 359 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,950 TRUE, BUT SINCE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TWIDDLED THE SEVERED FINGER 360 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,586 USING IT FOR BLACKMAIL PURPOSES, THERE'S THE OUTSIDE CHANCE 361 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,489 YOU'LL COME OFF AS LESS THAN ADORABLE. SHIRLEY-- 362 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,924 DENISE, THE D.A. WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY. 363 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,593 YOU READY? I AM. 364 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,129 MORE IMPORTANTLY, ARE YOU READY? 365 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,365 LOCK AND... 366 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,335 DENNY, MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE THIS. 367 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,937 SHIRLEY, IF THE JURY DOESN'T GET TO SEE ME IN ACTION, 368 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,339 THEY'LL FEEL CHEATED. 369 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,008 THEY'LL THINK WE CHEATED THEM. 370 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,942 WALK THEM THROUGH WHAT HAPPENED, GIVING BRAD 371 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,645 A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN WHY HE DID WHAT HE DID IN EACH-- 372 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,248 I KNOW HOW TO QUESTION A WITNESS, SHIRLEY. 373 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,583 DENNY, OUR WHOLE CASE IS HIS TESTIMONY. 374 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,951 WHOSE? 375 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,821 KIDDING. 376 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,790 I'M READY. 377 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,827 JUST FOR FUN, SHOW ME HOW YOU PLAN TO START OFF. 378 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,966 BRAD, WHAT OCCASIONED YOU TO EVEN GET INVOLVED 379 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,968 PRETENDING TO BE AN F.B.I. OFFICER? 380 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,970 HIS RESPONSE WILL OCCASION THE JURY TO FEEL 381 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,873 AND EXPERIENCE THE HORROR OF A CHILD BEING KIDNAPPED 382 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,476 LIKE IT WAS THEIR CHILD. GOOD. 383 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,810 THANK YOU. 384 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,647 YOU MUST SHOW CONTRITION. 385 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,882 YOU MUST BE APOLOGETIC. YOU DID WHAT YOU DID 386 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,951 TO GET THE CHILD BACK, BUT YOU FEEL COMPASSION 387 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,520 AND SYMPATHY FOR EVERYBODY YOU VICTIMIZED. GOT IT. 388 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,556 DO NOT MAKE YOURSELF THE STORY. 389 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,958 THE JURY NEEDS TO BE FOCUSED ON HIM. 390 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,828 DID YOU JUST SAY DON'T MAKE ME THE STORY? 391 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:42,535 *** 392 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,204 HE'S COMING HERE T-TOMORROW. 393 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,307 CLAIMING HE WANTS TO WORK THINGS OUT. CAN'T MEET. CAN'T MEET. 394 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,843 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T MEET? I DON'T DO MEETINGS. I'M BACKGROUND. 395 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,645 YOU'VE GOT ALL THE EXPERTISE, JERRY, 396 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,415 AND I NEED YOU TO BE AROUND... I'LL GIVE YOU A MEMO. 397 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,749 JUST TO WHISPER IN MY EAR. 398 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,651 YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK OUT LOUD, 399 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,321 AND I'LL DO ALL THE GESTURING. 400 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,325 I'M SORRY. THAT WAS AN EXTREMELY POOR JOKE, 401 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,827 AND I APOLOGIZE. 402 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,929 I-IS HE, LIKE, THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMPANY, OR... 403 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,165 HE'S THEIR GENERAL COUNSEL, ACTUALLY, 404 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,201 WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN BOSTON. 405 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,502 JERRY, I'M SORRY. 406 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,305 I NEED YOU. 407 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,841 I'LL BE PRESENT. 408 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,611 I'LL GIVE FEEDBACK ON MY COMPUTER. 409 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,814 YOU CAN READ IT OFF THE SCREEN. DEAL. 410 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:50,103 I AM SO SORRY. 411 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,605 I'M THE ONE WHO LED YOU INTO ALL THIS. 412 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,641 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR, DENISE. 413 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,143 I MADE MY OWN DECISION. 414 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,145 BUT A WEEK AGO, YOU WERE UP FOR PARTNER. 415 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,480 AND NOW YOU'RE UP... ON TRIAL. 416 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,650 DENISE, THE LITTLE BOY IS ALIVE. 417 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,486 UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE. 418 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,155 WELL, IT IS FOR ME. 419 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,260 ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS? 420 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,128 LIKE WHAT? 421 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,764 BRAD... 422 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,832 YOU COULD BE LOOKING AT JAIL. 423 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,801 IT'S OKAY TO SHOW A LITTLE FEAR. 424 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:26,072 OKAY. THANKS. 425 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,276 "OKAY. THANKS." 426 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,743 THAT'S IT? 427 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,079 DENISE, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, CRY? 428 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,348 WE GOT THE KID BACK. IF I HAD IT TO DO 429 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,584 ALL OVER AGAIN, I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. 430 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,852 I'LL LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. 431 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,523 OKAY. 432 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,761 SO I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT. 433 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,364 YUP. 434 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,367 *** 435 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,191 *** 436 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,630 HOW'S MY HAIR? DOES MY HAIR WORK? 437 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,666 IT DOES APPEAR TO GROW EACH MONTH. 438 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,468 IT'S MY FIRST SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE. 439 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,338 THERE IS A LOT OF POWER IN A WOMAN'S HAIR. 440 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,340 YES, THERE IS. I THINK WE'LL LET 441 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:37,810 MY SLIGHTLY LESS POWERFUL HAIR RUN THE MEETING. 442 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,979 GOOD MORNING. 443 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,015 MELVIN PALMER. HOW ARE YOU? I'M GRAND, ACTUALLY, 444 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,651 BUT I GO BY ALAN SHORE. 445 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,818 A PLEASURE. 446 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,820 THIS IS MELISSA HUGHES. 447 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,689 I WOULD BE YOUR PLAINTIFF. 448 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,592 AND A REAL HONOR TO MEET YOU, MELISSA. 449 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,160 MELVIN PALMER. 450 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,929 JERRY ESPENSON. HE DOESN'T SHAKE. 451 00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,867 EXCELLENT. WELL THEN, SHALL WE GET STARTED? 452 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,404 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE CHEERFUL ABOUT ALL THIS, ARE YOU? 453 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,674 YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO KEEP MY EXUBERANCE DOWN 454 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,776 UNTIL PEOPLE HAVE HAD THEIR MORNING COFFEE. 455 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,178 LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT ME. 456 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,347 OH, DEAR. 457 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,183 I AM A PROBLEM SOLVER. THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO DO. 458 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,118 AND I CONSIDER IT A PERSONAL FAILURE 459 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,254 WHEN ONE OF MY CASES ENDS UP IN COURT. 460 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,955 I ALSO FEEL I HAVEN'T SUCCEEDED 461 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,124 WHEN PEOPLE WALK AWAY FROM ONE OF MY TABLES UNHAPPY. 462 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,593 IT'S ACTUALLY OUR TABLE. 463 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,461 WHAT I DO IN MATTERS LIKE THIS-- 464 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,963 I SET ASIDE MY WHOLE DAY, OKAY? 465 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,899 'CAUSE THE GOAL IS FINDING A SOLUTION-- 466 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,134 ONE THAT WORKS FOR YOU AND ONE THAT WORKS FOR US. 467 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,437 THAT'S JUST THE WAY I WORK. 468 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,640 SO THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AN ACRIMONIOUS EXPERIENCE. 469 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,609 WONDERFUL. WHY DON'T WE BEGIN, THEN, 470 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,412 BY YOU GIVING HER BACK ALL HER MONEY? 471 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,946 (laughs) 472 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,782 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN DO THAT, 473 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,452 BUT I DO THINK WE CAN MAKE THIS PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN HAPPY. 474 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,953 OKAY, THEN. 475 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,456 WE HAVE THIS SAYING IN TEXAS-- 476 00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:00,192 "TIME TO LET THE HORSES OUT OF THE BARN." 477 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,334 (imitates horse whinnying) 478 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,802 DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, 479 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,138 AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD? I DO. 480 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,275 DENNY? WHAT? 481 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:24,417 FIRST OFF, IF IT HAD BEEN MY CHILD WHO HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED, 482 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,353 THERE ARE NO WORDS THAT COULD EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE. 483 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,654 I'M SURE WE ALL AGREE. 484 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,423 OBJECTION. MR. CRANE, DO NOT ADDRESS THE JURY. 485 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,525 OH. I'M SORRY. 486 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,662 BRAD, FIRST QUESTION. 487 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,764 I GOT INVOLVED BECAUSE MY COLLEAGUE DENISE BAUER 488 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,166 CAME TO ME DISTRAUGHT THAT HER HOUSEKEEPER'S CHILD 489 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:43,035 HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED, AND FRUSTRATED THE POLICE 490 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,004 AND F.B.I. WERE MAKING NO PROGRESS. SECOND QUESTION. 491 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,839 I WENT TO A FRIEND OF MINE, KEVIN DRUMMOND AT THE F.B.I., 492 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,141 AND ASKED HIM FOR HELP. THIRD QUESTION. 493 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:50,610 HE TOLD ME THAT WHILE THE F.B.I. WAS LIMITED 494 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,679 BY STATE ACTION, THAT PRIVATE CITIZENS HAD 495 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,181 SOMETIMES SUCCESSFULLY TAKEN THINGS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS. 496 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,884 FOURTH QUESTION. OBJECTION. HE'S NOT ASKING ANY QUESTIONS. 497 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,819 I TOLD HIM LAST NIGHT THE QUESTIONS 498 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,454 I WAS GONNA ASK HIM. 499 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,889 JUDGE, I'M JUST TRYING TO SPEED THINGS UP FOR THE JURY 500 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,624 WHO I KNOW ARE ALREADY ANNOYED AT EVEN BEING HERE 501 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,126 FOR THIS RIDICULOUS PROSECUTION. OBJECTION. 502 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,961 MR. CRANE-- CALL ME DENNY, JUDGE. 503 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,030 DENNY CRANE. YOU WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS 504 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,533 IN THEIR ENTIRETY SO THAT WE MAY UNDERSTAND 505 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,967 WHAT THE WITNESS IS ANSWERING. 506 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,135 OUTRAGEOUS. 507 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,471 YOU KIDNAPPED AN INNOCENT MAN. 508 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,807 THE BROTHER WASN'T SO INNOCENT. 509 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,409 HE'S PROVIDED SAFE HARBOR FOR THE SUSPECT, 510 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,143 AND HE HAD INFORMATION. 511 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,645 SO THAT'S WHEN YOU USED VIOLENCE. THREATENED VIOLENCE. 512 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,980 ONLY THREATENED? ONLY THREATENED. 513 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,749 DIDN'T USE IT? DID NOT. 514 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,750 WHAT A THING. HE'S MAKING LIGHT OF A KIDNAPPING, 515 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,251 FALSE IMPRISONMENT. OBJECTION! 516 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,586 YOU'RE A WITNESS. OBJECTION! 517 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,087 OBJECTION! OBJECTION! 518 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:39,358 STOP IT! NONE OF US IS MAKING LIGHT OF THIS, JUDGE. 519 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,228 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO PUT SOME PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. THERE'S NO QUESTION BEFORE THE WITNESS. 520 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,230 SUSTAINED. WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT PERSPECTIVE? 521 00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,599 OBJECTION! THAT'S A QUESTION! 522 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,935 SUSTAINED! THE BROTHER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PRIEST. 523 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,438 YES. AND THAT'S WHEN YOU WENT TO THE CHURCH 524 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,707 AND CUT OFF HIS FINGERS. I SWUNG AN AX AT HIS IMPORTED DOOR, 525 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,208 KNOWING IT COST A LOT OF MONEY. HOW MUCH? 526 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,944 9,000. DOLLARS? FOR A DOOR? 527 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,446 HE SOMEHOW COULD AFFORD IT. OBJECTION! 528 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,113 BITCH, BITCH... MR. CRANE. 529 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,882 CALL ME DENNY, JUDGE. NO, I WILL NOT CALL YOU DENNY! 530 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,117 SO YOU SWUNG AT THE DOOR. I ONLY WANTED TO MAKE HIM THINK 531 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,119 THAT I WAS ABOUT TO DESTROY THE DOOR, 532 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,888 AND HE STUCK HIS HAND OUT RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND. 533 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,624 I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE CONTACT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 534 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,460 YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT HIS HAND? 535 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,795 NO, AND I REGRET THAT I DID. 536 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,130 TO THE EXTENT THAT IT LED TO THE SAFE RECOVERY OF TITO PEREZ, 537 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,932 I'M GLAD ABOUT THAT. 538 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:23,102 BUT I NEVER MEANT TO CAUSE ANY PHYSICAL INJURY TO FATHER RYAN. 539 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,905 AND AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE. 540 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,712 (whispers) DENNY CRANE. 541 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,547 DENNY CRANE. FAIR AND BALANCED. 542 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,816 A NUT JOB, BUT FAIR AND BALANCED. 543 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,985 DENNY CRANE. 544 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,320 (Reporters shouting questions) 545 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,792 (elevator bell rings) 546 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,927 THAT WAS YOU NOT BECOMING THE STORY? 547 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,328 I WAS PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE. 548 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,063 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT? 549 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,232 THE PROSECUTOR WANTS TO HORRIFY THE JURY. 550 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,135 WE WERE DILUTING THE HORROR... SCOPE. 551 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,470 TO MY MONEY, YOU TRIVIALIZED IT. 552 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,338 YOU MAY HAVE JUST ALIENATED THE JURY. 553 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,841 PEOPLE LIKE A HAPPY ENDING. THE CHILD CAME HOME SAFE. 554 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,576 WE PLAY THE HAPPY ENDING. 555 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,311 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE, DENNY. YES, IT IS, SHIRLEY. 556 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,614 WE'RE TALKING JURIES. 557 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,816 IT ALWAYS COMES DOWN TO SIMPLE. 558 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,685 AND HEY, THERE'S NOBODY SIMPLER THAN ME. 559 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,722 *** 560 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,963 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP. 561 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,364 I AM NOT. 562 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,934 HE SAID, "QUESTION ONE. QUESTION TWO. QUESTION THREE," 563 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,435 AND SO FORTH, ALMOST AS IF 564 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,971 HE WERE DELIBERATELY MOCKING THE WHOLE PROCEEDING. 565 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,974 AND WE COULD VERY WELL LOSE, PAUL. IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND? 566 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,509 WELL, HE'S ALWAYS OUT OF IT. 567 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:39,011 CLEARLY, IT'S WHERE HE'S MOST COMFORTABLE. 568 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,313 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE? THIS IS MY OFFICE, DENNY. 569 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:44,551 OH. THAT MUST MEAN I'VE COME TO SEE YOU. 570 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:45,818 WHY? 571 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,187 I DON'T KNOW. 572 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,156 I COULD BE TO SAY... 573 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:52,124 WE WERE RIGHT TO MOCK THE PROCEEDINGS. 574 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,359 A CHILD WAS SAVED. 575 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:55,662 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY IN YOUR CLOSING. 576 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,897 IT ISN'T THAT-- YES, IT IS. 577 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,365 AND THAT'S THE BUTTON FOR YOUR CLOSING-- 578 00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:01,400 "IT'S THAT SIMPLE." 579 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:07,373 IT'S NOT POLITE TO TALK ABOUT CRAZY PEOPLE BEHIND THEIR BACKS. 580 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,855 I ACCEPT THAT I HAVE DEBT AND THAT I SHOULD PAY IT. 581 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,758 BUT TO SUDDENLY UP IT FROM $10,000 TO $50,000? MELISSA. 582 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:28,995 YOU KNOW, IN THE SHORT TIME THAT WE'VE SPENT TOGETHER, 583 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,831 I CAN APPRECIATE THAT YOU ARE AN HONORABLE PERSON 584 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,766 AND ONE THAT LIVES UP TO HER OBLIGATIONS. 585 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,434 AM I RIGHT ABOUT THAT? 586 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:36,769 YES. 587 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:39,105 WELL, YOU DID APPLY FOR THE PROMINENCE BANKCARD 588 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:42,241 AND ENTERED INTO A CONTRACT ACCEPTING ITS TERMS. 589 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,943 I'M RIGHT ABOUT THAT, TOO, AREN'T I? YES. 590 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:47,046 AND YOU THEN WENT OUT AND MADE VOLUNTARY PURCHASES 591 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:50,116 PURSUANT TO THE TERMS OF THAT CONTRACT. THESE SOUND LIKE TRIAL QUESTIONS. 592 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,284 OH, I ASSURE YOU, THEY ARE NOT. 593 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,120 NO. SEE, HERE'S THE THING ABOUT ME-- 594 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:58,357 I LIKE TO TAKE THE "ADVERSARY" OUT OF "ADVERSARY SYSTEM," OKAY? 595 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,260 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THE FULL PICTURE HERE 596 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,930 SO THAT I CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM 597 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,832 AND SO YOU CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND ME. 598 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,969 YOU SEEM SWELL. 599 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:20,279 OF COURSE, WE'RE ALL HAPPY THAT TITO PEREZ WAS RESCUED SAFELY. 600 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:23,716 BUT THE ENDS CANNOT JUSTIFY THE MEANS-- 601 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:27,086 NOT WHEN THE MEANS INVOLVE KIDNAPPING, 602 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,956 F.B.I. IMPERSONATION, FALSE IMPRISONMENT, 603 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:33,225 CHOPPED-OFF FINGERS, EXTORTION AND ASSAULT. 604 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,628 NOW WHETHER HE INTENDED TO SEVER THE FINGERS 605 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:39,165 OF FATHER RYAN OR NOT, HE CLEARLY 606 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:43,102 AND INTENTIONALLY SWUNG THAT AX WITH RECKLESS DISREGARD. 607 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:46,005 WE ARE A NATION OF LAWS. 608 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,975 WE ARE ALSO A COUNTRY THAT STANDS 609 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,277 FOR CIVIL LIBERTIES AND HUMAN RIGHTS. 610 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:54,814 THESE ARE PRINCIPLES EMBEDDED IN OUR CONSTITUTION, 611 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:58,150 OUR BILL OF RIGHTS. 612 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:02,188 THIS MAN NOT ONLY BROKE THE LAW, HE OBLITERATED 613 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,958 FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUTIONAL TENETS IN THE PROCESS. 614 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:10,596 VIGILANTE JUSTICE MAY BE ACCEPTABLE IN OTHER LANDS. 615 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,932 IT IS NOT SO HERE. 616 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:16,102 THIS IS... HERE IT COMES. 617 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,637 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 618 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,384 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 619 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:43,229 WE KEEP HEARING ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF THE ACCUSED IN THIS COUNTRY. 620 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,531 WHAT ABOUT THE VICTIMS? 621 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,566 WHAT ABOUT HIS RIGHTS? 622 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,036 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "SORRY, TITO, 623 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,905 "WE'D LOVE TO SAVE YOU, BUT THERE ARE THESE RULES"? 624 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:56,375 THERE'S A MURDER IN THIS COUNTRY EVERY 31 MINUTES, 625 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,577 A FORCIBLE RAPE EVERY SIX MINUTES, 626 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,646 A ROBBERY EVERY ONE MINUTE. 627 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,648 BUT HEY, LET'S ALL BAND TOGETHER 628 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,817 AND PROTECT THE CONSTITUTIONAL PRINCIPLES 629 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,352 THAT MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT. 630 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:10,322 THINGS CLEARLY GOT UGLY HERE. 631 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:13,359 BUT A HUMAN LIFE WAS AT STAKE. 632 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,929 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE CIVIL LIBERTIES 633 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:18,397 OF THE SUSPECT'S BROTHER, 634 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,233 WITH GREAT DEFERENCE TO CANON LAW, 635 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,569 AND FATHER RYAN'S ITALIAN IMPORTED DOOR 636 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:24,871 AND HIS FINGERS, 637 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:29,776 THE LIFE OF A 4-YEAR-OLD BOY WAS AT STAKE. 638 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:34,613 BRAD CHASE SAVED THAT LITTLE BOY'S LIFE. 639 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,620 (mouths words) 640 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,763 IT'S THAT SIMPLE. 641 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,324 YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME ANYTHING HERE? 642 00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:22,328 FIRST OF ALL, IF I WERE TO FORGIVE YOUR OBLIGATIONS, 643 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,296 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'D BE HURTING YOU. HURTING ME? 644 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,166 OKAY, THIS IS ME, THE WAY I RAISE MY OWN KIDS. 645 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:28,901 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GIVE THEM, 646 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:32,839 IT'S HOW YOU TEACH THEM TO GET THINGS FOR THEMSELVES. 647 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:44,116 JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE REAL. 648 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:47,619 (chuckles) YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW YOU YET, MR. SHORE, 649 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:50,089 BUT I GET THIS FEELING I'M GONNA LIKE YOU. 650 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:53,325 MAY I ASK--YOU SPOKE OF HONORING OBLIGATIONS 651 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:55,461 AS IF IT'S A GOOD THING. INDEED I DID. 652 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:58,030 THEN WHY DO YOU AND OTHER CREDIT CARD COMPANIES 653 00:29:58,064 --> 00:29:59,765 REFER TO THE CUSTOMERS 654 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:03,202 WHO PAY OFF THEIR DEBTS PROMPTLY AS "DEADBEATS"? 655 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:06,005 WELL, THAT'S NOT A TERM I WOULD PERSONALLY USE. 656 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:08,640 NO, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SWELL. 657 00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:11,043 BUT YOUR COMPANY USES THE TERM LIKE A MANTRA. 658 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:15,381 HERE'S THE THING. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT ME 659 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:18,284 AND WHY I CHOSE TO REPRESENT PROMINENCE BANK. 660 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:22,688 LIKE ANY OTHER CREDIT CARD SERVICE, IT'S A BUSINESS, SURE. 661 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,523 BUT IT IS A SERVICE. 662 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:27,193 WE HELP PEOPLE WHO ARE SHORT OF CASH-- 663 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:28,961 HELP THEM MAKE THEIR RENT 664 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,562 SO THEY DON'T GET THROWN OUT ON THE STREET, 665 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:33,299 HELP 'EM MAKE A CAR PAYMENT SO THEY CAN GET TO WORK, 666 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,035 HELP THEM BUY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS 667 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:39,305 FOR THEIR CHILDREN DURING TOUGH TIMES. 668 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,240 YOU'RE LIKE SANTA CLAUS. 669 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:42,875 I CAN SEE YOU AND I 670 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:45,844 NEED TO GO OUT AND SHOOT SOME DUCKS TOGETHER. 671 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:49,348 DO YOU EXPLAIN ALL THE CREDIT TERMS TO YOUR CUSTOMERS? 672 00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:52,418 WELL, THEY'RE ON THE BACK OF EVERY APPLICATION. 673 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:55,187 LIKE THIS--WITH THE TINY PRINT? I HAVE A J.D. 674 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:58,324 AND AN M.B.A. FROM HARVARD, AND EVEN I CAN'T MAKE HEADS 675 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:02,394 NOR TAILS OF THIS DECEPTION AND FRAUD! 676 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:04,263 IT'S DECEPTION AND FRAUD! 677 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:12,504 WELL, LOOK WHO FOUND HIS TONGUE. AND YOU, MR. SHORE, 678 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,673 YOU'RE A HOOT, THAT'S WHAT. 679 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,909 IS IT TRUE YOUR COMPANY 680 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,845 ACTUALLY TARGETS PEOPLE WITH BAD CREDIT RATINGS? 681 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:24,083 WELL, WE HAVE AN EXTREMELY COMPLEX MARKETING STRATEGY, 682 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:26,585 ONE THAT I'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE SOME TIME AND EXPLAIN TO YOU. 683 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:29,588 THAT'S OKAY. I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 684 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,591 YOU FIND PEOPLE IN DIRE STRAITS AND MARKET DIRECTLY TO THEM 685 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:35,761 WITH THE HOPE OF FORMING A LIFELONG RELATIONSHIP. 686 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,529 I HAD A FORMER CLIENT 687 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:40,399 WHO KIND OF OPERATED HIS BUSINESS THE SAME WAY. 688 00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,901 REALLY? WHAT LINE OF WORK WAS HE IN? 689 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,736 HE SOLD HEROIN. 690 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:50,977 MY FRIEND, I AM NOT A MAN WHO OFFENDS EASILY. 691 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:54,613 SO I COULD CALL YOU A LOAN SHARK, AND YOU'D BE FINE? 692 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,949 WHEN YOU CHARGE YOUR CUSTOMERS 30% INTEREST, 693 00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:58,784 YOU'RE A LOAN SHARK. 694 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,087 THAT TERM IMPLIES CRIMINAL CONDUCT. 695 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,621 IT'S NOT CRIMINAL, 696 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:06,225 BECAUSE YOUR PARASITIC LOBBYISTS HAVE PENETRATED 697 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,060 BOTH AISLES OF CONGRESS. 698 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,262 THE CREDIT CARD INDUSTRY IS MORE PROFITABLE 699 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,664 THAN McDONALD'S, MICROSOFT AND WAL-MART. 700 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,900 YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF 701 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,636 A MULTIBILLION-DOLLAR RACKET GOING, MR. PALMER. 702 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:23,609 GIVEN THAT WE ARE BIGGER THAN WAL-MART OR McDONALD'S 703 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:27,613 OR MICROSOFT, WE ENJOY SOME SECURITY. 704 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,815 AND POTENTIAL LAWSUITS LIKE THIS-- 705 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:33,685 WE HAVE AN EXPRESSION IN TEXAS, MR. SHORE-- 706 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:36,822 "YOU'RE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE." 707 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,430 (chuckles) 708 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:48,267 HERE'S THE THING ABOUT ME. I AM A HOOT. 709 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,469 BUT I INSIST ON PUTTING 710 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:53,172 "ADVERSARY" BACK INTO THE SYSTEM. 711 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:56,642 AND I DO IT OPENLY AND NOTORIOUSLY FOR ALL TO HEAR. 712 00:32:56,675 --> 00:33:00,612 WELL, A SWELL GUY LIKE YOU DOESN'T WANT THE PUBLIC TO KNOW 713 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,781 THAT OF THE THOUSANDS OF INDUSTRIES 714 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,451 TRACKED BY THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU, 715 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,219 THE CREDIT CARD RACKET 716 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:08,854 IS NUMBER ONE IN CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS. 717 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:12,624 YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT YOU DELIBERATELY TARGET 718 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,860 THOSE WHO WON'T BE ABLE TO PAY OFF THEIR DEBTS, 719 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,895 PEOPLE YOU CALL "REVOLVERS"-- 720 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:20,699 PEOPLE WHO SEE 0% INTEREST IN BIG, BLUE PRINT 721 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,469 AND DON'T KNOW THAT WITH JUST ONE LATE PAYMENT, 722 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:26,238 YOU SKYROCKET THEIR INTEREST TO 30%, 723 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:29,041 THAT IF THEY SO MUCH AS INQUIRE ABOUT LEASING A CAR, 724 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:31,043 YOU RAISE THEIR RATES. 725 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:32,544 YOU DON'T WANT THE PUBLIC TO KNOW 726 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:35,314 THAT WHILE OVER 7 MILLION FAMILIES 727 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,916 HAVE FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS, 728 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,486 YOU GOT CONGRESS TO CHANGE THE BANKRUPTCY CODE 729 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,488 TO MAKE IT NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE 730 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:45,023 FOR PEOPLE TO DISCHARGE CREDIT CARD DEBT. 731 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:48,827 YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT THE CREDIT CARD INDUSTRY 732 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:52,264 IS ESSENTIALLY A PACK OF HYENAS CRUNCHING ON THE BONES 733 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,266 OF THE POOR, DO YOU? 734 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,701 I SMELL SOMETHING AWFUL. 735 00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,738 I THINK IT'S YOU. YES. 736 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:03,842 THIS CASE HAS THE STENCH OF BIG TOBACCO AND ASBESTOS 737 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,111 ALL OVER IT. 738 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,213 LUCKILY, OUR FIRM HAS 739 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:11,016 NINE OFFICES AROUND THE U.S., LONDON AND HONG KONG-- 740 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:15,354 STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED FOR MASSIVE CLASS ACTION SUITS. 741 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,789 AND ONCE THE COMPANY YOU REPRESENT SMELLS IT, TOO, 742 00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:21,026 THEY'LL FIND YOU NOT NEARLY SMART OR POWERFUL ENOUGH, 743 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,695 AND THEY'LL DROP YOU FOR A FIRM THAT EMPLOYS 744 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,932 EXPERTISE AND INTIMIDATION 745 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:29,935 RATHER THAN DOWN-HOME HOKUM AND SMILEY HANDSHAKES. 746 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,104 AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART-- WHEN YOUR FIRM 747 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:35,607 FIRES YOUR OBSEQUIOUS ASS FOR LOSING THEIR CLIENT, 748 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:39,145 OH, MY GOD! THE STRESS. YOUR TAN WILL FADE. 749 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:41,880 YOU'LL GAIN A FEW POUNDS, DRINK A BIT MORE, 750 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,216 SCREAM AT THE KIDS, AND MAYBE YOUR WIFE 751 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,285 WILL FINALLY LEAVE YOU FOR THE REALTOR 752 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,120 WHO SELLS YOUR HOUSE. 753 00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:50,289 BECAUSE AFTER ALL, HE'LL STILL BE ABLE 754 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:53,859 TO AFFORD CHRISTMAS IN ARUBA AND NEXT YEAR'S CONVERTIBLE. 755 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:59,631 HEY, FELLA. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 756 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:01,967 IT'LL BE A HOOT. 757 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,218 *** 758 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,125 YOU OKAY? 759 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,197 BRAD, JURY'S BACK. 760 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:34,200 ALREADY? 761 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:36,235 LET'S GO. 762 00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:43,275 MR. SHORE. 763 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:46,212 MAY I BORROW A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME? 764 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,547 AT 30% INTEREST. (laughs) 765 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:52,684 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE A PISTOL, THAT'S WHAT. 766 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:57,022 LISTEN, I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT MANY OF THE ISSUES YOU RAISED, 767 00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:59,725 AND, WELL... YOU TOUCHED ME. 768 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:03,395 DID I? IT WAS CERTAINLY NEVER OUR INTENT TO VICTIMIZE MELISSA, 769 00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:06,465 OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER, IN HER FINANCIAL CONSTRAINTS. 770 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,800 NO. I TALKED TO MY CLIENTS, 771 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,803 RELAYED TO THEM THAT, WELL... 772 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,239 YOU WERE TOUCHED. 773 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:15,807 WE'VE DECIDED TO FORGIVE ALL DEBTS 774 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,477 AND LOANS TO MELISSA, JUST WIPE IT CLEAN. 775 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,079 HOW ABOUT THAT? NOW I'M TOUCHED. 776 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:23,249 'COURSE--AHEM. MY PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT PRECEDENT 777 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,584 AND OTHERS DEMANDING SIMILAR AMNESTY. 778 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:29,488 SO THE OFFER WOULD HAVE TO BE CONDITIONED ON CONFIDENTIALITY. 779 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,223 MMM. 780 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:33,859 WELL, MAY I SAY, AS A PERSONAL ASIDE, 781 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:38,330 IT HAS BEEN A REAL PLEASURE MEETING BOTH YOU AND MELISSA, 782 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:41,667 AND I WISH YOU CONTINUED HEALTH AND HAPPINESS IN THE FUTURE. 783 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,770 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A LITTLE SAYING IN MASSACHUSETTS-- 784 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,439 "MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL GET HORRIBLY SICK AND DIE." 785 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,910 UNTIL THEN. 786 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:54,446 (chuckles) 787 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,283 YOU... YOU DOG. 788 00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,717 OH. 789 00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:11,062 MR. FOREMAN, HAVE YOU REACHED A VERDICT? 790 00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:12,431 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 791 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:14,633 WHAT SAY YOU? 792 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,101 ON THE CHARGE OF KIDNAPPING, 793 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:19,438 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT BRADLEY CHASE 794 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:20,806 NOT GUILTY. 795 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:23,241 ON THE CHARGE OF FALSE IMPRISONMENT, 796 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:26,077 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT BRADLEY CHASE 797 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,212 NOT GUILTY. 798 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,581 ON THE CHARGE OF AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, 799 00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:33,585 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT BRADLEY CHASE... 800 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,053 NOT GUILTY. 801 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,054 WHEW! 802 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,155 JURY IS DISMISSED. 803 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,591 THE COURT THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. 804 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,728 MR. CHASE, YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 805 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,796 THOUGH PERSONALLY, I FIND YOUR BEHAVIOR 806 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,832 TO BE SHOCKING AND OUTRAGEOUS! 807 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,267 WE ARE ADJOURNED. 808 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,136 (bangs gavel) 809 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,507 THANK YOU. YOU GOT LUCKY, BRAD. 810 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,743 YOU DO KNOW THAT? I KNOW. 811 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:01,413 UH, DENNY? 812 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:04,049 THANKS. 813 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,688 THANK YOU. 814 00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:20,131 *** 815 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,705 FIRST OF ALL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU, 816 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,707 WHICH, OF COURSE, GOES TOTALLY WITHOUT SAYING, 817 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,809 BUT I'M SAYING IT ANYWAY. 818 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:32,944 SECOND, I WILL WORK HERE FOR FREE TO PAY OFF 819 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,647 MY LEGAL FEES IF YOU WANT ME TO. I DON'T. 820 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:38,484 THIRD--AND THIS IS NOT A COME-ON, IT IS JUST 821 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:39,885 A STATEMENT OF FACT-- 822 00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:41,787 WHEN YOU RATTLED OFF THAT WHOLE 823 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,289 "YOU DON'T WANT THE PUBLIC TO KNOW" LAUNDRY LIST, 824 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,626 THAT WAS THE SINGLE SEXIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN A MAN DO. 825 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,561 YOU SHOULD SEE ME WHEN I DO IT NAKED. 826 00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,798 I'M JUST GONNA GO, UM... 827 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,866 CHANGE MY... 828 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,535 SCREEN SAVER. 829 00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:06,011 *** 830 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,424 WE WON OUR CASE. DID YOU HEAR? 831 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:21,259 I DID. 832 00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:23,995 BRAD MUST BE RELIEVED. 833 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:26,264 HOW DID YOUR CASE WITH HANDS GO? 834 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,634 WELL. 835 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:33,338 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING FRIEND TO FRIEND? 836 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:36,274 OF COURSE. 837 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,779 SHIRLEY MADE THIS COMMENT... 838 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,815 "DON'T MAKE IT ABOUT ME." 839 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,452 DO I DO THAT? 840 00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:48,186 GET OUT OF TOWN. 841 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,456 SERIOUSLY. 842 00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:53,692 DO I ACT LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM? 843 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,361 DENNY, ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU 844 00:39:56,394 --> 00:40:00,098 IS WHEN WE TALK, OFTEN IT'S AS IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM. 845 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,135 PROMISE? 846 00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:07,473 I WAS BRILLIANT, BY THE WAY. 847 00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,708 I WISH YOU'D BEEN THERE, ALAN. 848 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,744 I WISH I HAD AS WELL, DENNY. 849 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:15,447 I MUST TELL YOU, THOUGH, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE 850 00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:18,283 THE VALUE OF FASCISTIC PROBLEM SOLVING, 851 00:40:18,316 --> 00:40:20,786 BUT GIVEN BRAD AND THE F.B.I.'s TACTICS HERE, 852 00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:25,156 IF I HAD BEEN THE PROSECUTOR, BRAD WOULD BE IN PRISON TONIGHT. 853 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,292 AND IF I REPRESENTED THE PEDOPHILE, 854 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:29,294 I'D BE GETTING HIM OUT. 855 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:31,797 I'D HAVE SHOT HIM. 856 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:34,633 RIGHT. 857 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:37,636 THINK WE'LL EVER SEE THE DAY WHEN THE DEFENSE LAWYER 858 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:40,906 WILL BE LEGALLY PERMITTED TO SHOOT THE DEFENDANT? 859 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:44,175 WE SEEM TO BE MAKING PROGRESS. 860 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:47,979 DENNY CRANE. I'LL BE YOUR ATTORNEY. 861 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:51,116 (chuckling) 862 00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:56,655 I LOVE IT. 863 00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:06,131 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 864 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,306 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 865 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,609 NICE NIGHT. SUDDENLY IT IS. 866 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:19,144 YOU HAD SEX WITH HER HERE? 867 00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:23,348 HOT, SWEATY SEX RIGHT THERE IN THE COAT CHECK ROOM. 868 00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:24,883 KEEP IT. 869 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,352 THEY'RE MEETING SOON TO VOTE ON THIS YEAR'S PARTNERSHIPS. 870 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:30,789 MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME WHERE I STAND? 871 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,157 JERRY ESPENSON? YOU MEAN "HANDS"? NOT A CHANCE. 872 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,325 HE'S A WEIRDO. 873 00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:36,862 DANIEL POST, C.E.O., CHRYSBERG PELHAM INCORPORATED. 874 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:39,164 HE HAS STAGE FOUR METASTASIZED LUNG CANCER. 875 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:41,533 DOES THE MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION 876 00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:43,802 PAY PARKING TICKETS FOR CANCER PATIENTS?