1 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:02,703 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,172 DO WE HAVE ANYBODY IN CORPORATE 3 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,140 WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS CREDIT CARD WORLD? 4 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:07,741 SOMEBODY-- HANDS. 5 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,977 SORRY? HANDS ESPENSON, BANKING AND FINANCE GENIUS. 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,979 ONLY DON'T CALL HIM "HANDS." 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:12,980 WHY WOULD I? 8 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,416 BINGO! WHY DOESN'T HE MOVE HIS HANDS? 9 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,985 BINGO. YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? 10 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,153 SHOULD WE BE MARRIED AND SENSIBLE 11 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:22,890 AND GO HOME AND DO WHATEVER MEN DO AT HOME? 12 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,525 I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST MARRIAGE. I'VE DONE IT FIVE TIMES. 13 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,060 BUT HERE'S THE THING ABOUT WIVES. 14 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,761 THEY DON'T LET YOU PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 15 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:30,764 I'LL TAKE A FRIEND OVER A WIFE EVERY TIME. 16 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,968 ** 17 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,078 NOT ONLY A PATRON OF THE ARTS, 18 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,514 DENNY CRANE IS A GENEROUS CONTRIBUTOR 19 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:50,118 OF HIS TIME, ENERGY AND ENTHUSIASM. 20 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,886 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CHARITY IS CHILDREN'S GROUP? 21 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,888 WE'RE TEACHING CHILDREN TO READ. 22 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,525 NO, WE'RE BUYING THEM FOOD. (Alan) I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE PROVIDING THEM 23 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,560 WITH OLD PEOPLE TO PLAY WITH. 24 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,295 I BELIEVE IT'S A CHILDREN'S THEATER GROUP. 25 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,964 WELL, HOW CAN KIDS WITH MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY DO THEATER? 26 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,533 THEY DON'T HAVE MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY. 27 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,035 THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE? 28 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,870 JUDAS PRIEST, THERE'S A GAME ON. 29 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,639 DON'T BE LONG, DENNY. YOUR SPEECH IS UP NEXT. 30 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,774 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO ACTUALLY PRACTICE IT, 31 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,776 CONSIDERING YOU'RE THE HONOREE. 32 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:19,213 NOT TO WORRY. IT'S ALL UP HERE. 33 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,649 PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S NO PRESS HERE TONIGHT. 34 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:24,785 (piano music playing) 35 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,493 SCOTCH. 36 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,928 SINGLE MALT. 37 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:37,131 STRAIGHT. 38 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,170 NICE NIGHT. 39 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:48,108 SUDDENLY IT IS. 40 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,911 (man) HE'S OFTEN TOLD ME THAT WRITING A CHECK IS EASY... 41 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,480 SHOULD WE GO LOOK FOR HIM? 42 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,982 HE'LL BE HERE. DENNY'S NEVER ONE TO MISS THE SPOTLIGHT. 43 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,750 (man) ...BUT ROLLING UP YOUR SLEEVES 44 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,652 AND GETTING DIRTY OUT ON THE FRONT LINES, 45 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:00,521 THAT IS NOT EASY. 46 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:03,424 (passionate moaning) (woman) FASTER. OHH! 47 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,360 AND I'LL WRAP THIS UP BEFORE HIS HEAD SWELLS TOO MUCH. 48 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,861 (panting and moaning) 49 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,030 THE EMCEE'S WINDING DOWN, PEOPLE. 50 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,599 I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE TAGGED HIM. 51 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,801 (squeals) 52 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,836 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 53 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:19,373 THE CHILDREN'S GROUP APPLAUDS AND HONORS 54 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,609 MR. DENNY CRANE! 55 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,477 (applause) 56 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:26,079 DEAR LORD. 57 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,356 (Denny) THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 58 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,658 THERE'S NO DOUBT 59 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,560 WE DO IT ALL FOR THE CHILDREN. 60 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,028 (applause) 61 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:44,998 ** 62 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,096 AND WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY SPEECH? 63 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,432 EXCELLENT. THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT FOR ME. 64 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:21,068 GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME. 65 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,703 YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A BUSINESS CARD, DON'T YOU? 66 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,838 YOU JUST WHIP IT OUT OF YOUR POCKET AND... 67 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,106 BLOW. 68 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,448 YOU LOOK PUZZLED. I AM. 69 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,016 A WOMAN I JUST HAD SEX WITH HANDS ME HER CARD, 70 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,286 AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO THROW IT AWAY. 71 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,753 YOU HAD SEX WITH HER HERE? 72 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,689 HOT, SWEATY SEX 73 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,125 RIGHT THERE IN THE COAT CHECK ROOM. 74 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,963 KEEP IT. 75 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,933 ** 76 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:05,446 ** 77 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,718 (Denise) DANIEL POST, C.E.O. KREISBERG-PELLAM, INCORPORATED. 78 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:14,054 HE HAS STAGE-4 METASTASIZED LUNG CANCER. 79 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,056 NEVER FUN. 80 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,926 A MAJOR PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY WAS TESTING A NEW CANCER DRUG, 81 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:22,430 AND POST USED HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH THE C.E.O. OF THAT COMPANY 82 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,832 TO GET HIMSELF PUT INTO THE TEST GROUP 83 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,601 AND TO MAKE SURE THAT HE GOT THE ACTUAL DRUG, 84 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,936 NOT THE PLACEBO. 85 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:32,340 HMM, THE RICH ARE DIFFERENT FROM YOU AND ME. 86 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,907 HUH. CERTAINLY FROM YOU. 87 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:38,111 SO POST IS BEING SUED BY ANOTHER CANCER PATIENT 88 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,013 WHO WAS IN THE SAME STUDY 89 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,650 AND WHO ENDED UP GETTING THE PLACEBO. 90 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:45,152 WHAT'S THE CAUSE OF ACTION? WHAT YOU'D EXPECT-- 91 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,754 CONSPIRACY, 92 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,523 INTENTIONAL INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. 93 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,592 WE'RE GOING TO COURT TODAY. 94 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,927 TODAY? 95 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,431 I THOUGHT I COULD HANDLE IT MYSELF, 96 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,367 BUT, UH... 97 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,036 O-OLIVIA DIED OF CANCER, DIDN'T SHE? 98 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,806 YES. 99 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,508 AT ANY RATE... (clears throat) 100 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,143 I'M HOPING YOU CAN SECOND-CHAIR. 101 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,480 YOU READY? 102 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,815 UH, DENISE BAUER, ATTORNEY, DANIEL POST... 103 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,116 ...GUY DYING OF CANCER. 104 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,185 IS THAT THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE ME? 105 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,388 RICH GUY DYING OF CANCER. 106 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:23,056 UH, DENISE WILL BE SECOND-CHAIRING. 107 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,858 I JUST FILLED HER IN ON THE CASE. 108 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,660 ACTUALLY, YOU LEFT OUT OUR DEFENSE. 109 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,229 DO WE HAVE ONE? 110 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,798 I LIKE HER. 111 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:34,034 I'M NOT SURE IF THE JURY IS GOING TO LIKE ME, MR. POST. 112 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:37,237 I HAVE A CLIENT WHO TRIED TO BUY HIS WAY INTO A CANCER STUDY. 113 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,339 COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT? 114 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:42,209 I GOT CANCER. 115 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,744 ARE YOU REALLY MY LAWYER? 116 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,713 OR DID THE MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION 117 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:48,649 JUST FINALLY COME THROUGH? 118 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,051 ** 119 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,920 (knock on door) 120 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,822 UM, ALAN? 121 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,323 DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 122 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,191 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, JERRY? 123 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:07,701 THEY'RE MEETING SOON TO VOTE ON THIS YEAR'S PARTNERSHIPS, 124 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,170 AND THIS WILL BE MY THIRD TIME 125 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,172 TO BE UP FOR PARTNER, 126 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,574 MY LAST TIME. 127 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,443 I SEE. 128 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,612 I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME WHERE I STAND? 129 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:21,582 YOU KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE AROUND HERE, 130 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:25,419 AND I KNOW, WELL, NO ONE. 131 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:29,289 JERRY, YOU ARE AN EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY. 132 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,625 I AM. 133 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,228 I CONSTRUCTED A CHART 134 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,297 THAT REVEALS MY INVOLVEMENT 135 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,367 IS TYPICALLY THE KEY VARIABLE 136 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,703 IN THE FIRM'S WINNING A CASE. 137 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,037 BINGO! 138 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,373 IT WAS MY RESEARCH THAT WAS THE DETERMINING FACTOR 139 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,242 IN THE SIMMONS VS. ARAYGO OIL VICTORY, 140 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:53,747 NOT TO MENTION 252 OTHER CASES. 141 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,216 BECAUSE OF MY RESEARCH! 142 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,218 BINGO! 143 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,722 BUT S-STILL, I WONDER WHETHER 144 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,291 THE SENIOR PARTNERS ARE AWARE 145 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,959 OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS. 146 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:10,464 JERRY, YOU KNOW I HAVE A TREMENDOUS AFFECTION 147 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,666 FOR MY OWN INTELLIGENCE, 148 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,302 AND EVEN I THINK YOU ARE SMARTER THAN ME. 149 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:16,737 OH, I AM. 150 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,307 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN FIND OUT. 151 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:30,017 ** 152 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,585 AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED 153 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,622 FOR DEVLIN MacGREGOR PHARMACEUTICALS, MR. CLARK? EIGHT YEARS. 154 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,124 AND WHAT WAS YOUR POSITION? I WAS A LAB TECHNICIAN 155 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,792 IN ONCOLOGICAL PROTOCOLS. 156 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,794 YOU WORKED ON A DRUG TO CURE CANCER? 157 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,496 TRADE NAME IS PNEUMOTROX. 158 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,364 IT WAS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED 159 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,766 TO HINDER THE RAPID CELLULAR MUTATIONS IN THE LUNGS. 160 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,368 AND DID DEVLIN MacGREGOR CONDUCT A DOUBLE-BLIND STUDY 161 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,504 TO TEST PNEUMOTROX? 162 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,605 SORT OF. 163 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,473 WHY DO YOU SAY "SORT OF," SIR? 164 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,876 THE TEST WAS CORRUPTED. OBJECTION. FOUNDATION. 165 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,110 OVERRULED. 166 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,879 ON JULY 9th OF THIS YEAR YOU RECEIVED A CALL 167 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,313 FROM YOUR SUPERVISOR. 168 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,949 WHAT DID HE WANT? 169 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,652 WELL, HE TOLD ME TO ENSURE THAT PATIENT 1123 170 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,654 RECEIVED THE PNEUMOTROX AND NOT THE PLACEBO. 171 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,822 WHY? HE DIDN'T SAY, 172 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:09,723 BUT I SUBSEQUENTLY DISCOVERED 173 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,059 THAT PATIENT 1123 IS MR. POST. 174 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,827 IT SEEMED FAIRLY OBVIOUS. OBJECTION! 175 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:16,196 SUSTAINED. WHAT MADE YOU COME FORWARD? 176 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,299 DOING SO HAS COST YOU YOUR JOB, CORRECT? 177 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,334 IT DID. 178 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,470 THEN WHY? 179 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,239 BECAUSE SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN A JOB. 180 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,041 (Denise) MR. CLARK, 181 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,010 HOW MANY PATIENTS WERE INVOLVED IN THE EXPERIMENT? 182 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,579 UH, 2,000. 183 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,681 AND STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, 184 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,416 HOW WOULD IT CHANGE THE LIKELIHOOD 185 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:39,019 OF ONE PERSON OUT OF THE 2,000 186 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,420 RECEIVING THE DRUG OVER THE PLACEBO 187 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,990 IF ANOTHER PERSON WAS DIRECTED TO GET THE DRUG? 188 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,758 NOT MUCH. 189 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,526 BECAUSE THERE WAS NO GUARANTEE 190 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,563 THAT ANY OF THE VOLUNTEERS WOULD RECEIVE THE ACTUAL DRUG. 191 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,765 THE ODDS WERE ORIGINALLY 50-50. 192 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,333 THE ODDS WOULD CHANGE MINIMALLY. 193 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,436 INSTEAD OF 50-50, 194 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,573 THE ODDS WOULD CHANGE 195 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,341 FROM 49.95 196 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,677 TO 50.05. 197 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,112 SOUNDS RIGHT. 198 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,747 SO VIRTUALLY NO CHANGE AT ALL? 199 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:10,450 WELL, IF YOU WERE DYING, MISS BAUER, 200 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,053 .05 IS EVERYTHING. 201 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,564 SHIRLEY, I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT JERRY ESPENSON. 202 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,533 HE'S UP FOR PARTNER. 203 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,101 I CAN'T DISCUSS THAT WITH YOU. 204 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,536 WHY NOT? 205 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,538 WELL, THAT DETERMINATION IS FOR PARTNERS ONLY, 206 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,373 AND YOU'RE NOT A PARTNER. 207 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,208 I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND, ALAN. 208 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,443 ABSOLUTELY. 209 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,278 JERRY ESPENSON? YOU MEAN HANDS? 210 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,547 NOT A CHANCE. HE'S A WEIRDO. DENNY, HE'S NOT A WEIRDO, 211 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,916 AND HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE CALLED "HANDS." HOW COULD YOU NOT? 212 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,451 THE HANDS! 213 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,086 A PECCADILLO TO BE SURE. WE ALL HAVE THEM. 214 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,055 I DON'T HAVE ANY PECCADILLOES. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, DENNY? 215 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,623 DENNY CRANE. 216 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,624 AH, YES. 217 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,760 MY POINT IS, 218 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,561 JERRY ESPENSON DESERVES TO BE MADE A PARTNER. 219 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,163 (ringtone playing) 220 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,331 WHAT IS THAT? 221 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:02,302 BEV BOUGHT ME A CAMERA PHONE. 222 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,673 THE WOMAN YOU ENJOYED IN THE COATROOM? 223 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,108 WE CAN SEND EACH OTHER PICTURES. 224 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:12,846 THIS DAMN THING TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD. 225 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,448 THINGS GOING WELL WITH BEV THEN? 226 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,350 SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO FULFILL 227 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,753 EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FANTASIES. 228 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,689 I MADE A LIST. 229 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,692 I HAD TO TYPE IT MYSELF. MY ASSISTANT THREATENED TO QUIT. 230 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,660 DENNY, YOU'RE GLOWING. 231 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,795 SHE'S AN AMAZING WOMAN, ALAN. 232 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,797 IT'S LIKE HAVING A ONE-NIGHT STAND, 233 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,364 BUT EVERY NIGHT WITH THE SAME WOMAN. 234 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,300 I'M THRILLED FOR YOU, DENNY. 235 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,102 NOW, ABOUT JERRY... 236 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,469 HE'S NOT A RAINMAKER, ALAN. 237 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,271 SHIRLEY SAYS HE'S NOT BRINGING IN ENOUGH MONEY. 238 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,607 HE'S TOAST, WEIRD TOAST. 239 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,475 WOULD YOU AT LEAST LET ME HAVE A GLANCE 240 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,477 AT HIS PERFORMANCE REVIEW THEN? 241 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,446 WELL, IT'S HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL. 242 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,448 JUST DON'T TELL ANYBODY WHERE YOU GOT IT. 243 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,650 OH, PICTURE'S FINALLY LOADED! 244 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,386 LOOK AT THIS. 245 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,824 SHE'S VERY LIMBER FOR A WOMAN HER AGE. 246 00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:01,128 ALAN, I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE WITH MY PHONE... 247 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,363 JUST, UH, 15 MINUTES. 248 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,533 ** 249 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,410 ** 250 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,912 "POOR PEOPLE SKILLS." 251 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,680 JUST HANDS IT TO YOU. 252 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,182 "NOT PRESENTABLE." 253 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,683 THAT'S MY DENNY. 254 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,019 "NOT A TEAM PLAYER." I CAN SEE WHY IT'S CONFIDENTIAL. 255 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,687 IT'S REVOLTING AND MEAN. 256 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,689 YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS, ALAN. 257 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,524 APPARENTLY I DO. APPARENTLY AT THIS FIRM, 258 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,526 BEING WHITE AND MALE ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH. 259 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,595 YOU ALSO NEED TO BE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER 260 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,597 WITH A PEDIGREE TO BE CONSIDERED FOR PARTNER. 261 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,767 I'M TELLING YOU-- IT'S A WONDER YOU SLIPPED UNDER THE RADAR, SHIRLEY, 262 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,434 WITH YOUR VAGINA AND ALL. 263 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,071 JERRY'S HAD A FEW BLOWUPS, ALAN, ONE IN FRONT OF A CLIENT. YES, YES. 264 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,239 IT'S ON HIS PERMANENT RECORD BACK IN 2000. 265 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,042 IT ALSO SAYS HE MADE A COUPLE OF CLIENTS FEEL AWKWARD. 266 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,111 COULD THAT BE PERHAPS BECAUSE HE'S AN AWKWARD GUY? 267 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,947 IT ALSO SAYS HE DOESN'T PLAY GOLF. 268 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,949 ACTUALLY, HE DOESN'T KISS ANY ASS WHATSOEVER. 269 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,517 HE JUST DOES HIS JOB. 270 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,086 AND NO ONE'S DENYING THAT, 271 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,088 BUT PARTNERS NEED TO BRING IN CLIENTS. 272 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,689 THAT'S HOW WE MAKE OUR MONEY. 273 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,691 PARTNERS NEED TO ATTEND SOCIAL DINNERS 274 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,094 AND MAKE PUBLIC SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS, 275 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,063 AND THEY NEED TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING... 276 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,399 DIFFERENT. 277 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,668 VERY DANGEROUS, SHIRLEY, VERY DANGEROUS. 278 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,775 YOU KNOW HOW THE OBITUARIES ALWAYS SAY THINGS LIKE, 279 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:25,378 SO-AND-SO DIED AFTER A BRAVE STRUGGLE WITH CANCER? 280 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,614 I'M NOT BRAVE. 281 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,549 I'M TERRIFIED. 282 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,820 CANCER CAN MAKE A COWARD OUT OF ANYBODY. 283 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:36,156 SO WHEN YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TRIALS FOR THIS NEW DRUG... 284 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,925 I LEAPT AT IT. 285 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,592 I'M NOT A FOOL. 286 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,729 I KNEW IT WAS A RANDOM CHANCE I'D EVEN GET THE DRUG 287 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,497 AND NOT THE PLACEBO. 288 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,500 OKAY, I WAS WILLING TO LEAVE THAT TO FATE. 289 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,469 HE WASN'T. 290 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,239 (Denise) MR. HOPPER, WHEN YOU BEGAN THE TEST, 291 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,275 DID YOU STOP TAKING CHEMO OR ANY OTHER TREATMENTS 292 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,844 FOR YOUR CANCER? 293 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,912 NO, BUT THERE WERE OTHER PROMISING TESTS 294 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,914 I DIDN'T ENTER BECAUSE OF DEVLIN MacGREGOR. 295 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,015 I SEE. 296 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,951 AND DID DEVLIN MacGREGOR EVER GUARANTEE 297 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:07,120 THAT YOU WOULD RECEIVE THE ACTUAL DRUG? NO, THEY DID NOT. 298 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,756 ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SUED DEVLIN MacGREGOR 299 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,025 FOR THIS MATTER AND RECEIVED A SIZABLE SETTLEMENT? 300 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,460 OBJECTION. RELEVANCE. 301 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,996 I'M GOING TO ALLOW IT. 302 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,867 YES, BUT I SPENT EVERY PENNY ON MEDICAL TREATMENTS. 303 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,601 BUT THE MONEY ISN'T THE REASON I'M DOING THIS. 304 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,838 I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I FEEL I HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION 305 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,007 TO STAND UP TO PEOPLE LIKE DANIEL POST. 306 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,977 PEOPLE LIKE THAT WITH MONEY AND POWER, 307 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,180 THEY THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER, 308 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,616 AND NOW HE'S MURDERING ME. 309 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,819 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR. 310 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,655 (Judge) COURT WILL RESUME TOMORROW AT 10 A.M. 311 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,457 DENISE, ARE YOU TRYING 312 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,694 TO MAKE THE JURY HATE OUR CLIENT? 313 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,131 IF SO, YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB. 314 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,466 I'M STARTING NOT TO LIKE ME EITHER. 315 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,202 MR. POST, I-- 316 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,637 DENISE, I'M KIDDING. YOU'RE DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB. 317 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,406 I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS. 318 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,875 UM, ARE YOU FREE FOR A BITE? 319 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:05,012 UM, COULDN'T YOU JUST ASK ME NOW? 320 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,581 WELL, YEAH, BUT THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A DATE. 321 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,356 OUR CLIENT JUST ASKED ME OUT TO DINNER. 322 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,258 WELL, GOOD. 323 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,861 THEN YOU CAN USE THE TIME TO CONVINCE HIM TO SETTLE. 324 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:30,437 JERRY, IT'S NOT LOOKING LIKE A LOCK. 325 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,738 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 326 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:35,875 GENERALLY, IT'S POOR PEOPLE SKILLS. 327 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,377 YOU MEAN I'M ODD? 328 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,847 DOES IT SAY IN MY FILE I'M ODD? 329 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,115 NO. 330 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,683 ALAN, I WOULD APPRECIATE CANDOR HERE, 331 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,852 EVEN SHOULD YOU DEEM IT HURTFUL! 332 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,754 ACCORDING TO YOUR FILE, 333 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,423 YOU'VE OCCASIONED CLIENTS TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. 334 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,192 SOME HAVE EVEN EXPRESSED RESERVATIONS 335 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,561 ABOUT BEING ALONE WITH YOU SINCE-- 336 00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,100 EVIDENTLY, YOU ALSO ONCE PUSHED OPPOSING COUNSEL 337 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,102 OVER SOME DISPUTE. 338 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,138 (sighs) HE MADE FUN OF ME. 339 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,941 AS CONDITIONED AS I'VE BECOME TO RIDICULE, 340 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,176 SOMETIMES... 341 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,313 SO I'M OUT. 342 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,747 IT'S NOT OVER. 343 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:18,051 NO, I-I DESERVE THIS MORE THAN BRAD CHASE. 344 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:21,388 HE CUTS OFF A PRIEST'S FINGERS, 345 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,390 AND I LOSE OUT BECAUSE I PUSH A BULLY? 346 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,757 IT'S NOT RIGHT. 347 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,926 IT'S NOT OVER. 348 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,229 JERRY, I GIVE YOU MY WORD 349 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,164 I'LL DO WHAT I CAN. 350 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,471 OH, SHIRLEY. I'M SORRY. 351 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,274 I DIDN'T HEAR YOUR KNOCK. 352 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,176 GEE, I-- I WONDER WHY THAT COULD BE. 353 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,778 MAYBE BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY HAVING SEX ON YOUR DESK? 354 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,781 HOW DID YOU KNOW? I HAD THE DOOR CLOSED. 355 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,751 AH, BUT YOU NEGLECTED TO DRAW ALL THE BLINDS. 356 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,254 OVERSIGHT. 357 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,024 WE WERE BOTH FACING THE SAME WAY. 358 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,993 I'M ALL TOO HORRIBLY AWARE OF WHICH WAY YOU WERE FACING. 359 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,862 OH, GOODNESS ME. I AM SO RUDE. 360 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,032 I'M BEVERLY BRIDGE. 361 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,967 SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. 362 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,172 DID YOU FINISH THE NOTES ON THE PARTNERSHIP CANDIDATES? 363 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,940 I'VE BEEN BUSY. 364 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,108 THE VOTE'S TOMORROW. 365 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,311 50 OF THE MOST SENIOR PARTNERS WILL BE THERE. 366 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,848 THIS IS UNPROFESSIONAL, DENNY. 367 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,351 YOU ARE SETTING A VERY BAD EXAMPLE 368 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,353 FOR THE REST OF THE FIRM. UNDERSTOOD. 369 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,355 AND FROM NOW ON IN THIS OFFICE, 370 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,824 THOSE BLINDS GO DOWN BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE DOES. 371 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,332 SHE'S JEALOUS. 372 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,768 POOR THING. 373 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,538 HI, BRAD. 374 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,474 HEY, JERRY. HOW'S IT GOING? 375 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,976 OH, A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THE PARTNER THING. 376 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,345 YOU? I CAN'T SAY I'M NOT. 377 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,081 GOT ANY INDICATION? 378 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,348 NOT REALLY. 379 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,517 PAUL SEEMS TO THINK IT LOOKS GOOD, 380 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,686 BUT I CERTAINLY DIDN'T HELP MY CHANCES BY-- 381 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,021 LEWISTON? HE SAYS IT LOOKS GOOD FOR YOU? 382 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,923 WELL, HE COULDN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES. 383 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,925 DID HE MENTION HOW IT LOOKS FOR ME? 384 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,261 NO, WE DIDN'T REALLY DISCUSS YOU. DO YOU EVER? 385 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,696 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 386 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,698 DO PEOPLE DISCUSS ME? 387 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:15,268 DO THEY TALK ABOUT ME BEING ODD BECAUSE OF MY BEHAVIOR? 388 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,205 JERRY, EVERYONE HERE KNOWS YOU TO BE A FINE LAWYER. 389 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,274 THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER HEARD DISCUSSED. 390 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,944 IT'S IN MY FILE THAT I'M VIOLENT 391 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,779 BECAUSE I PUSHED ANOTHER LAWYER ONCE. 392 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,248 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR FILE? 393 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,850 I HAVE A MOLE... 394 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,786 RIGHT HERE ON MY NECK. 395 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,555 (chuckles) 396 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,291 IT'S NOT LIKE ME TO MAKE A JOKE. 397 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,861 I HOPE IT'S IN MY FILE I'M FUNNY. 398 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,464 THAT'S A GOOD SOCIAL SKILL. 399 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,870 ** 400 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,872 GIVEN THE EVIDENCE, A CREDIBLE WITNESS 401 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,041 AND DOCUMENTED PROOF THAT YOU WERE ADMINISTERED 402 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,777 THE ACTUAL DRUG AND NOT A PLACEBO-- 403 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,379 QUESTION. GO. 404 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,448 WHEN DO YOU SEE YOURSELF LIKING ME? 405 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,451 UM, MR. POST, DANIEL, 406 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,719 UM, PLAINTIFF'S ATTORNEY HAS BEEN VERY EFFECTIVE 407 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,322 IN TURNING THE JURY AGAINST YOU. 408 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,591 YOU COME OFF AS SOMEONE OF PRIVILEGE 409 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:15,562 WHO HAS EVERYTHING THE JURY WANTS BUT DOESN'T HAVE. 410 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,264 EXCEPT THE GIRL. 411 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,831 BOTTOM LINE, 412 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,134 IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO SETTLE. 413 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,270 HOW ABOUT WE NEGOTIATE A SETTLEMENT? 414 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,104 I'M NOT FOLLOWING. 415 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,106 I AGREE TO SETTLE THE CASE 416 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,176 IF YOU AGREE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT IT 417 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,311 AND--AND DECLARE THIS AN OFFICIAL DATE. 418 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,015 HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING NICE 419 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,318 FOR ANYBODY, EVER? 420 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,486 BUM, BUM, BUM. 421 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,621 SEE, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A LOOK UNDER THE HOOD. 422 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,823 NOT UNTIL YOU AGREE. 423 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,492 AGREED. 424 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,594 THE ANSWER IS YES, BUT MY MOM TAUGHT ME 425 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,962 THAT IT'S IMPOLITE TO BRAG ABOUT ONE'S GOOD WORKS. 426 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,599 THEN DON'T BRAG. TELL. 427 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,267 WHAT'S TO SAY? 428 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,104 I, UM, MY COMPANY SENT THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF SUPPLIES 429 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,772 DOWN TO NEW ORLEANS 430 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,209 BEFORE FEMA EVEN PUT ITS PANTS ON. 431 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,611 I FUND A CHARTER SCHOOL FOR LEARNING-DISABLED KIDS 432 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,846 HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON. 433 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,549 I DON'T THINK THE GOVERNMENT DOES ENOUGH TO HELP ITS PEOPLE, 434 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,884 SO I GIVE AS MUCH AS I CAN. 435 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,354 DO YOU KNOW WHY I CAN DO THAT? 436 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,356 'CAUSE YOU'RE A RICH GUY WHO THROWS HIS WEIGHT AROUND. 437 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,124 IT GOES HAND-IN-HAND. MONEY GIVES ME CONNECTIONS. 438 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,561 CONNECTIONS LET ME DO WHAT I WANT, GET WHAT I WANT. 439 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,565 YOU REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS, DO YOU? 440 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,067 I GOT STAGE-4 LUNG CANCER. 441 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,836 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 442 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,171 WHAT ANYBODY I DON'T KNOW THINKS ABOUT ME. 443 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:36,276 LIFE'S TOO SHORT, REALLY. 444 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,147 ONE MORE QUESTION. 445 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,916 WHY ARE YOU REALLY SETTLING? 446 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,854 DID MR. HOPPER'S TESTIMONY GET TO YOU? 447 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,423 IT DID. 448 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,192 BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG. 449 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:56,429 I-I... I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. 450 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:59,031 IT WAS A CHANCE, 451 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,334 SO I TOOK IT, 452 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,603 AND, UH, AS IT TURNED OUT, 453 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,172 THE PNEUMOTROX DIDN'T WORK AS WELL AS I'D IMAGINED, 454 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,675 SO GIVEN THAT I HAVE LESS TIME THAN I'D HOPED, 455 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,511 I DON'T INTEND TO WASTE THAT TIME 456 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,213 FIGHTING A LAWSUIT, 457 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,815 SO I'LL SETTLE. 458 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,553 NOW, MORE WINE? 459 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:34,667 ** 460 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,441 YOU LOOK DISTRESSED. 461 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,277 YOUR "GUNS & AMMO" MAGAZINE LATE AGAIN? 462 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,813 SHE HASN'T CALLED... ALL DAY! 463 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,481 AH, BEV. 464 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,249 IT'S NEARLY 4. 465 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,285 SHE HASN'T CALLED THE OFFICE. 466 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,454 SHE HASN'T CALLED MY CELL PHONE. 467 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,122 I CHECKED THE MACHINE AT HOME 468 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,924 AT 9:15, 9:30, 9:45. 469 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,593 OKAY, I SENSE A PATTERN. 470 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,862 I'VE DONE SOMETHING. 471 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,567 I BOUGHT HER A GIFT. 472 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,470 I BOUGHT HER A GIFT! 473 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,973 WELL, IN TIME, I'M SURE SHE'LL FORGIVE YOU. 474 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,475 DON'T YOU SEE? I DIDN'T-- 475 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,677 I DIDN'T GIVE HER MONEY LIKE I DO MOST WOMEN. 476 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,112 I DIDN'T HAVE A PERSONAL SHOPPER PICK SOMETHING OUT. 477 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,415 I SHOPPED. 478 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,417 AND I, DENNY CRANE, 479 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,019 THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT SHE WOULD LIKE. 480 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,690 MAYBE I'M... I'M HAVING A STROKE. 481 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,426 MAYBE IT'S THE MAD COW. 482 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,028 MAYBE YOU'RE IN LOVE. 483 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,465 I AM DELIRIOUS WITH JOY. 484 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:42,669 DENNY, YOU ENJOY BEING WITH BEV. 485 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,771 SHE ENJOYS BEING WITH YOU. 486 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,774 WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAVE FUN IN THE MOMENT 487 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,809 AND LEAVE IT AT THAT? 488 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,979 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD. 489 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,786 WOW, HE'S GOT IT BAD. 490 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,355 YOU SHOULDN'T EAVESDROP. 491 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,323 YES, HE DOES, VERY. 492 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,325 YOU WANTED ME TO TELL YOU 493 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,361 WHEN THAT PARTNERSHIP VOTING THING WAS? 494 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,730 IT STARTS IN 20 MINUTES. 495 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,833 ** 496 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,868 AND NOW WE TURN OUR ATTENTION 497 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,004 TO OUR NEXT CANDIDATE BRAD CHASE. 498 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,974 EXCUSE ME. UH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 499 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:25,144 I HAVE AN URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE 500 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,913 REGARDING NATIONAL SECURITY. 501 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,716 I DON'T THINK OUR COUNTRY IS BEING RUN VERY WELL. 502 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,818 (partners talking indistinctly) 503 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,487 THAT CONCLUDES THE NATIONAL SECURITY ANNOUNCEMENT. 504 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,755 NOW ONTO OTHER BUSINESS, 505 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,425 I'M LOOKING AT A GROUP OF PARTNERS 506 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,527 IN A WORLD-CLASS LAW FIRM, 507 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,030 EACH OF WHOM OWES SOME OF THEIR SUCCESS 508 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,364 TO JERRY ESPENSON. 509 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,666 WHEN ANY OF YOU IS STUMPED, 510 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,000 AND YOU NEED SOMEONE 511 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,269 WHO HAS AN ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW 512 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:53,873 AND THE CREATIVE SPARK TO KNOW HOW TO APPLY IT, 513 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,875 WHOSE DOOR DO YOU KNOCK ON? 514 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,610 MR. SHORE, WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT, 515 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,579 BUT YOU ARE NOT A PARTNER. 516 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:02,615 YES, BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I CAN'T BE TRUSTED. 517 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:05,017 I HAVE HERE THE CONFIDENTIAL REPORT 518 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,720 ON JERRY ESPENSON, 519 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,889 KNOWN TO SOME OF YOU WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER 520 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,290 AS "HANDS." 521 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,292 UH, THIS REPORT, 522 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:17,029 WHILE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT JERRY WORKS VERY HARD 523 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,766 AND HAS AN ASTUTE LEGAL MIND, 524 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,101 ALSO MAKES SOME VEILED REFERENCES 525 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,737 TO "INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR," 526 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,940 BUT REALLY, THIS IS ABOUT MONEY, ISN'T IT? 527 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,276 AND WHETHER JERRY ESPENSON BRINGS IN ENOUGH. 528 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:34,881 AND DON'T WE ALL JUST LOVE OUR MONEY? 529 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,383 YOU PEOPLE MUST REALIZE 530 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,619 THAT ONCE THE RAINMAKERS HAVE BROUGHT IN 531 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,621 THE MILLION-DOLLAR ACCOUNTS, 532 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,456 THOSE CLIENTS EXPECT EXCELLENT REPRESENTATION 533 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,891 FOR THEIR MONEY, 534 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,461 AND JERRY IS A BIG PART OF WHAT THEY'RE PAYING FOR. 535 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:51,564 MY GOD, WHY ISN'T BEING BRILLIANT ENOUGH? 536 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,567 WHY CAN'T A LAWYER BE A VALUABLE ASSET TO THIS FIRM 537 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:58,605 WITHOUT BEING A SMILING KEN DOLL WITH AN AGGRESSIVE HANDSHAKE? 538 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,807 DOES EVERYONE AT THE FIRM HAVE TO BE THIS GUY? 539 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,009 (Shirley) MR. SHORE, YOU HAVE NO STANDING AT THIS MEETING. 540 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,344 WE WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE, PLEASE, NOW. 541 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:12,118 JERRY ESPENSON HAS GIVEN 15 YEARS OF HIS LIFE 542 00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,521 TO THIS FIRM. 543 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:18,591 HIS WORK HAS BEEN ESSENTIAL. 544 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,527 HOW DARE YOU INVADE THE PROVINCE 545 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,695 OF A PRIVATE PARTNERSHIP MEETING? 546 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:25,164 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T THINK AN INVITATION WAS FORTHCOMING. 547 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,099 THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE BUSINESS 548 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,467 OF RUNNING A LAW PRACTICE, ALAN, 549 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:29,836 THE FIRST RULE BEING-- IT'S A BUSINESS. 550 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,771 I UNDERSTAND THAT, SHIRLEY, BUT IT'S A SERVICE BUSINESS. 551 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,340 YOU DON'T PEDDLE WIDGETS. YOU DON'T PUSH STOCKS. 552 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:36,142 YOU SELL YOUR PEOPLE, AND AS FAR YOUR PEOPLE GO, 553 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:37,043 I'LL TAKE JERRY ESPENSON OVER-- DON'T GIVE ME-- 554 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,277 WELL, YOU NEED TO HEAR IT! 555 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,479 I SAID NOTHING WHEN YOU FIRED SALLY HEEP, 556 00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:42,181 WHOSE ONLY INFRACTION WAS TO SLEEP WITH ME. 557 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,450 I MADE NOT A PEEP WHEN YOU DEFTLY USHERED LORI COLSON 558 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,118 OUT OF THE FIRM. 559 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,621 I EVEN UNDERSTOOD WHEN YOU FIRED CATHERINE PIPER, 560 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:49,956 A WOMAN I PROFOUNDLY ADORE. 561 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,958 I SWALLOWED ALL OF IT, BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S A BUSINESS. 562 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,727 BUT TO ABUSE A TALENTED, SELFLESS EMPLOYEE, 563 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:57,296 ONLY BECAUSE HIS SOCIAL SKILLS LACK POLISH, 564 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,731 TO ALLOW HIM TO WORK TIRELESSLY 565 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:01,067 UNDER THE DELUSION THAT HE COULD MAKE PARTNER, 566 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,735 A DELUSION YOU CAREFULLY NURTURED, 567 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:05,304 SO AS TO MAKE PILES OF MONEY OFF HIM IN THE SHORT-TERM, 568 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,472 THAT'S A BETRAYAL, SHIRLEY, NOT JUST OF JERRY, 569 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,641 BUT OF YOU AND YOUR CHARACTER, 570 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,911 WHICH UP TILL NOW I HAVE CONSIDERED UNDENIABLY DECENT! 571 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,646 ARE YOU FINISHED? 572 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,014 NO. 573 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:17,349 JERRY ESPENSON NO DOUBT WILL GO OFF QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT, 574 00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:19,318 AS THE MEEK OFTEN DO, 575 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,187 BUT SOMEBODY AROUND HERE HAS TO GET ANGRY ABOUT IT. 576 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,522 OTHERWISE, YOU'LL JUST GO OFF AND BLITHELY DO IT AGAIN. 577 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:26,525 WE HAVE NOT YET MADE A DECISION CONCERNING JERRY ESPENSON. 578 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,595 WHEN WE DO, I WILL CALL YOU FIRST 579 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,931 TO TELL YOU IT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! 580 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,532 THERE'S A SAYING, SHIRLEY. PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD IT. 581 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:36,035 ALL IT TAKES FOR EVIL TO SUCCEED 582 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:38,437 IS FOR GOOD PEOPLE TO SAY, "IT'S A BUSINESS." 583 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,078 (door closes) 584 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:49,315 (Daniel) I'VE BEEN GIVEN A DEATH SENTENCE. 585 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:54,120 AND YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON IN THIS ROOM 586 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,756 THAT KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THAT'S LIKE. 587 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,192 AND THERE WAS THIS DRUG, 588 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:03,295 AND I THOUGHT IT COULD HELP ME, 589 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,531 SO I USED ALL MY POWER AND MY INFLUENCE 590 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,767 TO MAKE SURE THAT I GOT IT. 591 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,535 BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH, 592 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,604 AND I DIDN'T THINK 593 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,640 THAT THERE MIGHT BE CONSEQUENCES FOR OTHER PEOPLE, 594 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:15,775 IN THIS CASE FOR YOU. 595 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:19,278 AND I SEE NOW THAT I HURT YOU, 596 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:22,481 AND I AM SORRY. 597 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,583 (Denise) THIS IS OUR OFFER. 598 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,118 IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE, 599 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:29,756 AND IT EXPIRES WHEN WE WALK OUT THE DOOR. 600 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,904 THIS IS A VERY GENEROUS OFFER. 601 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,006 THINK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. I DON'T CARE. 602 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,608 THIS COULD BE A VERY LONG AND DRAWN OUT-- 603 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:52,244 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SHOULD BE. 604 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:55,181 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 605 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,416 IF I TAKE YOUR MONEY, 606 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,585 I WON'T BE HURTING YOU. 607 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,954 THE ONLY THING THAT WILL REALLY HURT YOU NOW 608 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:03,823 IS IF I TAKE YOUR TIME, 609 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,726 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 610 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:25,712 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 611 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,479 YOU'LL TALK TO ME. 612 00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:29,015 NO, I WON'T. 613 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:31,350 YOU HAVE A WIFE. YOU HAVE A FAMILY. 614 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,185 YOU OWE SOMETHING TO THEM, 615 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,688 BUT YOU ALSO OWE SOMETHING TO YOURSELF. 616 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:37,790 I KNOW THIS ROAD. 617 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:42,028 DO NOT ALLOW ANGER TO CONSUME THE LAST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE. 618 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,317 (mid-tempo jazz playing) 619 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,719 BEV. 620 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,587 YES, DENNY CRANE? 621 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,656 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME... 622 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:11,824 ...MONEY? 623 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,159 (laughs) 624 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,027 I-I... I DON'T... 625 00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:17,830 BEV, I'M AFRAID. 626 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,531 OF? 627 00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:21,500 MYSELF, OF COURSE. 628 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,104 AS GODLIKE AS I SEEM TO YOU AND OTHER PEOPLE, 629 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,572 THERE'S A... 630 00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:28,074 THERE'S A-A MORTAL 631 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:32,111 INSIDE THIS GODLIKE SHELL. 632 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,215 I DON'T TRUST MYSELF. 633 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:41,553 BOTTOM LINE-- 634 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:45,992 I'M NOT A ONE-WOMAN MAN. 635 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,596 YOU KNOW, DENNY, 636 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,598 WE'RE BOTH MUCH TOO OLD FOR THIS 637 00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:54,200 AND TOO SMART. 638 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,234 WE ARE? 639 00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,469 IS THERE A POWERFUL MAN OUT THERE 640 00:28:57,503 --> 00:28:59,738 WHO HASN'T FELT WHAT YOU'RE FEELING? NO. 641 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,373 SO WHY FIGHT IT? 642 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,609 LOOK, PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE THEIR STRIPES, 643 00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:06,112 AND YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CHANGE YOU, 644 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,447 AND I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT YOU TO CHANGE ME. 645 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,149 THEREFORE, DENNY CRANE, 646 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,952 AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER, 647 00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:16,055 FEEL FREE TO HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT. 648 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:19,525 BEV! 649 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,430 I LOVE YOU. 650 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,999 (giggles) 651 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:31,603 ** 652 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:34,240 (Paul) BRAD. 653 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:38,577 IT WAS A VERY CLOSE VOTE, BUT... 654 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,913 YOU MADE IT. 655 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,982 YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY A FULL PARTNER 656 00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,984 AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. CONGRATULATIONS. 657 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,987 THANK YOU, PAUL. I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN. 658 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:53,025 BRAD, ON YOUR KNEES. WHAT? 659 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,827 DENNY, MUST WE DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME? 660 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,996 MY NAME ON THE DOOR. THE ANSWER WOULD BE "YES." 661 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,698 ON YOUR KNEES. 662 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:04,336 BRAD CHASE, 663 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:07,339 I HEREBY DUB THEE BRAD CHASE. 664 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,875 WELCOME, PARTNER. 665 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,809 THANK YOU... 666 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:13,212 MILORD? 667 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,955 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SHIRLEY? 668 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,857 YES, JERRY. 669 00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:27,059 OUT OF COURTESY, I'LL BE BRIEF. 670 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:29,361 I'M VERY SORRY, 671 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:32,198 BUT YOU WON'T BE MAKING PARTNER. 672 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:35,834 BUT I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN ASKED. 673 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:38,837 YOUR WORK HERE IS CONSIDERABLE. 674 00:30:38,871 --> 00:30:40,839 IT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH. 675 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:42,875 NOT ENOUGH? 676 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,977 I-I WON'T LEAD YOU ON. 677 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:48,047 THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER OPPORTUNITIES FOR A PARTNERSHIP. 678 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,749 HOWEVER, WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HARD WORK, 679 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,052 AND WE WELCOME YOU TO STAY "OF COUNSEL." 680 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,221 THE CHOICE IS YOURS. 681 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:57,890 O-KAY. 682 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,838 (knock on door) 683 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:13,906 YOU FREE FOR DINNER? 684 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,407 'CAUSE I GOT A PRIVATE CHEF 685 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:16,842 THAT MAKES A MEAN BREAKFAST IN BED. 686 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,678 YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS. 687 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,715 A-A FRIEND OF MINE JUST MADE PARTNER, 688 00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:26,452 SO WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE, YOU KNOW, CAKE. 689 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:27,519 RAIN CHECK? 690 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:28,854 SURE, SURE THING. 691 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,423 I GOT NOTHING BUT TIME. 692 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:34,393 OH, WAIT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 693 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,698 MR. LEWISTON TRIED TO IMPRESS UPON ME 694 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,534 THAT I NOT CONSUME THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH ANGER. 695 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,636 BUT THE TRUTH IS, ANGER CAN SATISFY, 696 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:48,540 WHILE DESPAIR IS RATHER EMPTY. 697 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,376 YOU DON'T SEEM VERY SATISFIED. 698 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,311 THIS ISN'T SIMPLY ABOUT VENGEANCE, MR. POST. 699 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,912 IF YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE OUT THERE 700 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,414 CORRUPTING MEDICAL TESTING, 701 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,149 PERHAPS I'D TAKE YOUR MONEY 702 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:59,718 OR IF NOT, YOUR APOLOGY. 703 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,820 BUT THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE YOU. 704 00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:04,056 MAYBE THIS WILL SEND A MESSAGE. 705 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:08,927 MAYBE THAT WILL BE THE FINAL LEGACY OF MY ANGER. 706 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:19,105 GUY ACTS LIKE HE'S THE ONLY ONE DYING AROUND HERE. 707 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:24,176 ABOUT THAT DINNER... 708 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,716 IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 709 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:34,286 IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 710 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:40,459 WHERE IS MY COFFEE MUG? 711 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:41,793 (All) SURPRISE! 712 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,462 OH, NO! HA HA HA! 713 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:44,963 LOOK AT THAT! 714 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,598 (laughs) 715 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,934 IT'S NOT ENOUGH! 716 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,436 IT IS NOT ENOUGH! 717 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,804 IT'S NOT ENOUGH! 718 00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,012 MY INITIALS ON THE BRIEFCASE. 719 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,580 NICE TOUCH. 720 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:16,228 JERRY. 721 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:22,234 WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN, HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE? 722 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:30,376 HERE, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. NO, I CAN DO IT! 723 00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:31,610 OKAY. 724 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,852 HOW'S THAT, SHIRLEY? 725 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,755 IS THAT ENOUGH? 726 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:51,897 HOW ABOUT THAT? 727 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,300 IS THAT ENOUGH? 728 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,370 IS THAT? LOOK, HANDS... 729 00:33:58,404 --> 00:33:59,738 ...I MEAN, JERRY. 730 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,907 DON'T! 731 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:04,176 EVERYBODY, STAND BACK! I'LL KILL HER! 732 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,412 I SWEAR, I WILL KILL HER! 733 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:20,392 I WANT TO BE MADE PARTNER. 734 00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,428 I'M GONNA DRAW UP AN AGREEMENT, 735 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,596 AND YOU'RE GONNA SIGN IT, SHIRLEY. 736 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,098 IT WILL INCLUDE A HOLD HARMLESS CLAUSE FOR THIS ASSAULT. 737 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:27,366 BUT THIS IS A CRIME! HOLD HARMLESS CLAUSES 738 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,102 ARE FOR INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE, NOT FOR CRIMES. 739 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,803 DON'T SAY "CRIME." WE'RE JUST TALKING HERE. 740 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,139 IT CERTAINLY WON'T COVER ATTEMPTED MURDER. 741 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:34,306 DON'T SAY "MURDER." 742 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:35,641 YOU, SUBSTANDARD FIRST YEAR! 743 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,243 GO PULL THE CRIMINAL LAW TREATISE 744 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,311 AT 22 A.L.R., 3rd 12-28, 745 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:41,413 REFERENCE CASES THAT HOLD EXTREME EMOTIONAL CONDITIONS 746 00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:44,616 DIMINISH ONE'S RESPONSIBILITY FOR A CRIME. 747 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:45,951 YOU! 748 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:48,654 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 749 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:51,923 YOU GOING TO GET ONE OF YOUR GUNS? NO, WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 750 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:54,126 (whispers) THE ONE DAY I DON'T BRING MY SOCK HOLSTER. 751 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:57,396 YOU, SUBSTANDARD PARTNER, 752 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,332 GET ME ROSENBERG VS. KAPLAN, 753 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,901 273 MASS. 4-11. 754 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,436 THE FACTS OF THAT CASE CAN BE CONSTRUED 755 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:06,238 TO UPHOLD AN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT 756 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,340 EVEN THOUGH IT'S ENTERED INTO UNDER DURESS. 757 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,143 YOU! 758 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:15,080 HOT SECRETARY THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS, 759 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:18,083 GET ME A COPY OF THE FIRM'S PARTNERSHIP AGREEMENT 760 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,986 AND PREPARE TO MAKE SOME CHANGES. 761 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:22,354 JERRY, THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK. 762 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:25,023 PIPE DOWN! 763 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,193 DON'T STAND. GO! 764 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:31,197 (whispers) GET MY GUNS! 765 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:32,798 I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 766 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:34,633 WHICH GUNS SHOULD I GET? 767 00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:37,002 NO GUNS! JUST LOOK UP THE DAMN CASES. 768 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,504 "SUBSECTION I-- 769 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,872 "UPON HIS OR HER MOTION, 770 00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:42,874 "A NAMED PARTNER MAY UNILATERALLY RECONSIDER 771 00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:44,710 "THE REJECTION OF A SENIOR ASSOCIATE 772 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:45,977 "FOR PARTNERSHIP." 773 00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:47,145 DID YOU GET ALL THAT? 774 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:48,647 YES, JERRY. 775 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,383 PLEASE TYPE IT UP. 776 00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:53,385 CLACKETY-CLACK! 777 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,823 WHAT'S GOING ON? 778 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,725 HANDS WENT NUTS. 779 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:06,632 I FOUND THE CASES YOU WANTED. 780 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,400 THEY'RE EXCELLENT. 781 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,068 THANK YOU. 782 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:12,904 JERRY. 783 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,407 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 784 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:18,043 TAKING MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS. 785 00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:21,980 THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE, I SAID "HANDS." 786 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,550 SEE, I CAN BE JUST AS FUNNY AS YOU JOKESTERS. 787 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:27,253 WHY AREN'T YOU ALL LAUGHING? 788 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,487 DON'T DO THIS, JERRY, PLEASE. 789 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,122 STOP NOW BEFORE THIS GETS TOO OUT OF HAN-- 790 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:34,860 CONTROL. 791 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,728 I WILL HELP YOU. 792 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,664 LIKE YOU DID WITH THE PARTNERSHIP? 793 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,667 YOU DON'T WANT TO THROW AWAY AN ENTIRE LIFE'S WORTH OF WORK 794 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,770 OVER ONE EMOTIONAL OUTBURST. 795 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,873 I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE MOST GIFTED LEGAL MIND 796 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:50,208 I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED 797 00:36:50,242 --> 00:36:52,110 ROTTING IN A PRISON CELL. 798 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:57,549 NOW PUT DOWN THE KNIFE, JERRY. 799 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,123 ON ONE CONDITION. 800 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,995 YOU REPRESENT ME ONCE I'M ARRESTED. 801 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,065 I CAN'T. TH-THAT'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST. 802 00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:15,233 I DON'T CARE. 803 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:18,203 YOU KNOW THE FIRM CAN WAIVE THAT CONFLICT, 804 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,938 AND I KNOW THAT YOU'LL HONOR THAT WAIVER, 805 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,674 BECAUSE IF NOTHING ELSE, YOU'RE A MAN OF YOUR WORD. 806 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,379 MAKE THE DEAL. 807 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,948 I'LL REPRESENT YOU. 808 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,518 NOW HAND ME THE KNIFE. 809 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:44,162 (people speaking indistinctly) 810 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,603 OH, EVERYONE! 811 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:55,006 THIS IS THE CAKE I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 812 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:05,817 THIS IS REALLY GOOD WORK. 813 00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:08,754 I ASSUME IT'S CLEAR TO YOU NOW 814 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,289 WHY WE COULDN'T MAKE JERRY PARTNER. 815 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,994 I HAVE TO BE WITH MY CLIENT. 816 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,703 WELL, THERE'S, UM, NOT MUCH TO TELL, REALLY. 817 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:27,539 WE WERE MARRIED FOR TEN YEARS 818 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:30,175 AND IN LOVE FOR, WELL, PROBABLY HALF THAT. 819 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:32,644 WELL, IT'S PROBABLY HARD LOVING A GOLF BUM. 820 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,045 (chuckles) 821 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,314 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY AWFUL? 822 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:38,884 WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED, 823 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:42,821 I-I KNEW DEEP DOWN THAT HE WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, 824 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:46,858 AND SOMEHOW I WAS OKAY WITH THAT. 825 00:38:46,892 --> 00:38:49,495 SO WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS NOW? 826 00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:52,130 YOU, UM, DATING? 827 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,832 OCCASIONALLY. 828 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:58,336 ACTUALLY, NOT AT ALL. 829 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:00,839 LITTLE PROBLEM WITH COMMITMENT, HUH? 830 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:03,074 I KNOW THE FEELING. 831 00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:06,578 UM, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP EITHER. 832 00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:10,516 (giggles) 833 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,905 WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND 834 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:36,374 IS HOW HE GOT HIS HANDS FROM THE CAKE 835 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,610 TO SHIRLEY'S NECK SO QUICKLY. 836 00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:40,278 YOU KNOW, DENNY, 837 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,714 I CAN'T ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THIS WITH YOU 838 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,883 NOW THAT JERRY'S MY CLIENT. 839 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:47,252 YOU AREN'T REALLY GONNA REPRESENT HIM, ARE YOU? 840 00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:49,721 I GAVE HIM MY WORD. OH, PLEASE. 841 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:51,923 WE'RE LAWYERS. 842 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:54,259 HE'S A WHACK JOB. 843 00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:00,265 BY THE WAY, UH, DID I TELL YOU? 844 00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:02,634 BEV AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 845 00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:05,804 NO. 846 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:11,042 I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT. YEAH. 847 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:15,146 WELL, SHE'S THE ONE. 848 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,717 YES. 849 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,986 SHE SEEMS LIKE THE ONE. 850 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:27,025 CONGRATULATIONS, DENNY. 851 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,798 I WANT TO ASSURE YOU 852 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,900 THAT MY IMPENDING NUPTIALS 853 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,235 WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING BETWEEN US. 854 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,839 NO IMPACT WHATSOEVER. 855 00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:45,777 PHEW, I GOTTA GO. 856 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:48,379 WE'RE REGISTERING FOR FLATWARE. 857 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:58,156 ** 858 00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:01,126 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 859 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,506 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 860 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,140 MR. ESPENSON THREATENED TO KILL HIS BOSS 861 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:17,375 IN HER PLACE OF BUSINESS. 862 00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:19,444 DO NOT START DEFENDING HIM TO ME, ALAN. I AGREED TO DEFEND HIM. 863 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,513 THAT'S WHY HE PUT DOWN THE KNIFE. 864 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,281 BY THE WAY, YOUR HONOR, I'M, UH, I'M DYING. 865 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,383 I OBJECT. HE'S TRYING TO GARNER SYMPATHY. 866 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,885 I START CHEMO AGAIN TOMORROW. 867 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,654 DENNY GOT ENGAGED. MAZEL TOV? 868 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,556 NO MAZEL TOV! 869 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:33,491 SO YOU THINK I'M SCREWING DENNY FOR HIS MONEY AND POWER? 870 00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:35,360 WELL, GOOD NEWS. I AM. 871 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:37,663 BEV IS THE WOMAN I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF, 872 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,531 AN ANGEL IN THE BEDROOM, A WHORE IN THE KITCHEN. 873 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:40,866 I THINK IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 874 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:40,966 NOT LAST NIGHT.