1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,070 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,571 TAKE ALL THE MONEY OUT OF THE DRAWER, 3 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:04,738 AND PUT IT IN A BAG. 4 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:06,140 SHE ALREADY MURDERED A MAN. 5 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:07,575 PLEASE LET THIS ONE GET AWAY. 6 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,677 I DO THIS FOR YOU, YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 7 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,645 GET ME AN INTERVIEW AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 8 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,648 YOU DON'T GET TO SET ALL THE RULES IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 9 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,750 I'M SORRY. 10 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,752 BUT IF YOU HIT ME OR ANYTHING, 11 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,321 I MIGHT LITERALLY DIE. 12 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,922 YOUR CASE IS DISMISSED. YOU'RE FREE AND CLEAR. 13 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,558 I FOUND YOU A JOB. COME AND GET IT. 14 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:26,760 SO I'VE MET THIS GIRL. YOU DID? 15 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:27,928 IRMA LEVINE. 16 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,397 YOU DON'T FOOL ME. 17 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,898 SHE GIVES ME A BIT OF TROUBLE. 18 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:35,303 *** 19 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,930 (telephone rings) 20 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,098 (phone beeps) 21 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,366 HELLO. 22 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,202 MS. LEVINE. ALAN SHORE. 23 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:11,305 HELLO, MR. SHORE. 24 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,941 UH, I-IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? 25 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,443 There is. 26 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:18,279 AND LET ME PREFACE MY REMARKS BY SAYING, 27 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,281 WHILE WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL, 28 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:23,784 AND WHILE I'D RATHER BE SPEAKING TO YOU IN PERSON 29 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,786 so as to better gauge your reaction, 30 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,888 Ms. Levine... 31 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,392 I'VE BEEN HAVING CERTAIN FANTASIES ABOUT YOU... 32 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,161 *** 33 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,462 INTENSE... 34 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,164 *** 35 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,132 UNABASHEDLY SEXUAL FANTASIES. 36 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,133 *** 37 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,469 And I thought we could meet 38 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,572 TO DISCUSS THEM. 39 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,341 Did you get that? 40 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,609 UM... 41 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,944 ONE DRINK. 42 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:54,948 (piano music playing) 43 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,119 MS. LEVINE. 44 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:00,621 MR. SHORE. 45 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:04,525 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORDERING CHAMPAGNE. 46 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,860 THANK YOU. 47 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,165 MMM. 48 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,134 SO... 49 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,036 THESE FANTASIES... 50 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,939 THEY'RE MANY... AND VARIED, ACTUALLY. 51 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,774 BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, THEY SEEM 52 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,143 A VERY POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR REALITY. 53 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,646 WELL, I'LL ADMIT, 54 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,849 I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME FANTASIES OF MY OWN. 55 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,285 HAVE YOU? TELL. 56 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,687 I WALK INTO A BUILDING-- 57 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:36,056 MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL GYM-- 58 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,226 AND YOU FOLLOW ME INSIDE. 59 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,394 AND THERE ARE THESE BOOTHS SET UP. 60 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,230 IT'S ELECTION DAY. 61 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,564 WHY NOT? 62 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,566 I GO INTO A VERY SMALL BOOTH, 63 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,301 AND YOU FOLLOW ME IN, 64 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,870 AND YOUR HAND, LIKE THE BREEZE, 65 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:54,342 REACHES UP MY INNER THIGHS. 66 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:57,144 AND I TURN AROUND AND I SAY, "IT'S NOT RIGHT." 67 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,646 AND YOU SAY-- 68 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,348 SHUT UP AND LET'S DO THIS. 69 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:03,484 AND YOU SAY, "WHAT'S NOT RIGHT?" 70 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:07,655 AND I SAY, "IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT I SHOULD VOTE, 71 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:11,325 AND MY VOTE DOESN'T COUNT DUE TO REDISTRICTING." 72 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,261 WHAT? 73 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,896 ALL OF OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 74 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,898 ARE REDRAWING THE DISTRICT VOTING LINES 75 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,601 TO TILT THE ELECTIONS IN THEIR FAVOR. 76 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,603 OUR OFFICIALS ARE STEALING OUR COUNTRY, ALAN, 77 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:25,606 AND WE NEED TO STOP THEM, AND I MAY NEED A LAWYER. 78 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,276 AND I'M GUESSING YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A NAKED ONE? 79 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,778 THIS COULD BE THE WORST THREAT TO DEMOCRACY EVER, ALAN, 80 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,681 AND NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION. 81 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,784 WE'RE GONNA MAKE THEM PAY ATTENTION. 82 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,952 (women chanting) MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 83 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,454 MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 84 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,290 MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 85 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,791 MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 86 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:47,127 MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 87 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,696 MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 88 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,064 ODDLY, THIS WAS ONE OF MY FANTASIES. 89 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:54,101 AND THE CHILLY WEATHER IS CERTAINLY AN ADDED BONUS. 90 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,936 (siren wails) 91 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,905 (women) MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 92 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,607 MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT... 93 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,742 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, THAT'S IT. LET'S GO. 94 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,144 (Irma) OKAY, EVERYBODY STAY CALM. 95 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,446 ALAN. ALAN. 96 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,147 YES, NO PROBLEM. UH... 97 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,316 UH... 98 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,817 (women) MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT. 99 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,886 I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. 100 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,255 OH, YES. AND I SAY THIS WITH GREAT RELUCTANCE... 101 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,824 HERE. 102 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,326 DON'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS. 103 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:21,929 I'LL BE DOWN TO BAIL YOU OUT AS SOON AS I CAN. OKAY. 104 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,732 (women) MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 105 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,233 MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 106 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,735 MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 107 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:31,171 *** 108 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,831 AND I'M NOT SUCKING UP. 109 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,833 SAVING THAT BOY THE WAY YOU DID, 110 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,202 YOU'RE A REAL LOCAL HERO, 111 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,204 AND A MEDIA DARLING. 112 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,873 THE CAMERAS LOVED YOU. 113 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,140 (chuckles) THANKS. 114 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,142 MM-HMM. 115 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,278 ALAN SHORE HAS SAID SOME VERY GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU. 116 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,447 WELL, HE'S AN EXCELLENT ATTORNEY. 117 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,948 MM-HMM. SO TELL ME, 118 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,618 WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT? 119 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,453 THE MONEY. 120 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,789 I'VE SERVED FOR SIX YEARS AT THE D.A.'s OFFICE, 121 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,458 WORKING 80-HOUR WEEKS, EATING DINNER OUT OF TO-GO TINS. 122 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,794 MY FURNITURE IS FROM MY PARENTS' GARAGE, 123 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,129 AND I BUY MY CLOTHES FROM JANNY'S DRESS-FOR-LESS. 124 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,631 NOW I COULD TELL YOU SOME CRAP 125 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,132 ABOUT WANTING NEW AND EXCITING CHALLENGES, 126 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,134 AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BUT WHY NOT JUST BE HONEST? 127 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,603 IT'S THE MONEY. 128 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,745 UH, WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS COULD YOU BRING TO THE FIRM? 129 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,313 WELL, I MADE A LOT OF CONTACTS 130 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,315 WHEN I WAS DOING WHITE-COLLAR CRIME. 131 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,318 I ALSO KNOW A LOT OF COPS AND DETECTIVES AND INSPECTORS. 132 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,221 AND, OF COURSE, I AM WIRED INTO THE D.A.'s OFFICE. 133 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,689 UH-HUH. 134 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,433 THAT'S THE WEB SITE FOR A SKI RESORT. 135 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,601 YEAH. IT'S WHISTLER. DO YOU SKI? 136 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,836 NO. 137 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,438 AND IT'S REALLY A SHAME, 138 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,974 'CAUSE HERE I AM FREEZING MY BUTT OFF ON MOUNT PENDEJO. 139 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,984 ADIóS, MUCHACHA. 140 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,689 MR. HOPPER HAS FINALLY COME AROUND. 141 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,791 IT TOOK US A LONG TIME TO GET HIM HERE, 142 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,793 BUT HE'S WILLING TO SETTLE. 143 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,463 I'M THINKING OF GETTING THEM TO RENAME LUNG CANCER AFTER ME. 144 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,930 DANIEL, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 145 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,265 AH, THINK ABOUT IT. 146 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,267 YOU KNOW, IT MAKES SENSE-- UH, THE LOU GEHRIG THING. 147 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,769 WE'RE GOING IN NOW. 148 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,804 GOOD MORNING, SAMANTHA. 149 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,440 UM, IS MR. HOPPER IN THE RESTROOM? 150 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:50,243 NO. HIS WIFE JUST CALLED. 151 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,613 HE DIED THIS MORNING. 152 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,859 *** 153 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,930 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME. 154 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,431 WHAT DID I DO? 155 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:12,432 THIS. 156 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:13,934 (women) MAKE OUR VOTES COUNT! 157 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,269 (woman) IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS OUT THERE. 158 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:17,738 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT... 159 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,239 IT WAS QUITE A SCENE. 160 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,741 ...QUICKLY TURNED UGLY... 161 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,776 OH, LOOK! IT'S ME. 162 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,277 I CAN SEE THAT-- YOU WERE THERE 163 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,446 IN A SEA OF BREASTS, AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME. 164 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,448 IT WASN'T A SEX THING, DENNY. 165 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,451 THIS WAS A POLITICAL PROTEST ABOUT A SERIOUS ISSUE. 166 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,453 I HEARD THERE WERE 200 WOMEN. 167 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,955 THAT'S 400 BREASTS, 168 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,957 AND YOU KEPT THEM ALL TO YOURSELF. 169 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,959 I HAVE TO GET TO AN ARRAIGNMENT. 170 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,460 THE TOPLESS WOMAN? YES. 171 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,295 I'LL GO WITH YOU. IT'S IN COURT. 172 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:43,797 SHE'D BE COMPLETELY DRESSED. 173 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,533 (sighs) WHY ARE THEY PIXILATING? 174 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,535 THIS IS A CABLE NEWS CHANNEL. 175 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,837 YOU COULD SHOW BREASTS ON CABLE. 176 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,817 Y-Y-YES, MAY I HELP YOU, DEAR? 177 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,986 THIS IS MY OFFICE. 178 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,488 OH, I NEEDED A BASE OF OPERATIONS 179 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:11,124 FOR MY SANDWICH CART BUSINESS. BUT I-- 180 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,960 YOU'RE A FIRST YEAR, RIGHT? 181 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,796 WELL, IT GOES LIKE THIS-- NAMED PARTNER, SENIOR PARTNER, 182 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,398 JUNIOR PARTNER, SENIOR ASSOCIATES, 183 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,500 SANDWICH LADY, XEROX GUY, JANITOR, 184 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,069 FIRST YEARS. 185 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,503 BUT I-- I'M ON THE PHONE, DEAR. 186 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,705 OH. 187 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,075 DID SHE KNOW THAT WHEN SHE ASKED HIM? 188 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,577 (laughs) OH, NO! 189 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,481 THE LAWSUIT'S BEEN DROPPED. 190 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,083 THE CLAIM DIED WITH HOPPER, 191 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,318 AND THE WIFE DECIDED NOT TO PURSUE IT ANY FURTHER. 192 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,822 I WANT TO SEE THAT SHE GETS THE ORIGINAL SETTLEMENT OFFER. 193 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,390 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, DANIEL. 194 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,892 SURE I DO. 195 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,096 HEY, YOU BUSY TOMORROW NIGHT? 196 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,497 UH, NO, WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 197 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,233 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO TO A FUNERAL. HOPPER'S? 198 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,502 NO, MINE. 199 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,404 WE'LL GO IN MY LIMO-- I GOT A TV, 200 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,906 I GOT THE UPPY-DOWNY THING 201 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,374 SO WE COULD MAKE OUT AND THE DRIVER CAN'T SEE US. 202 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,376 UH, YEAH, I LOVE MAKING OUT ON THE WAY TO FUNERALS, 203 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,545 ESPECIALLY WITH THE GUEST OF HONOR. 204 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,781 WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO SEE YOUR OWN FUNERAL? 205 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,116 BESIDES, IF YOU WAIT TILL YOUR DEAD, 206 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,585 YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR ALL THE GREAT THINGS 207 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,854 PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU. THINK ABOUT IT? (Denny) DANIEL. 208 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,289 DENNY. LOOKIN' GOOD. 209 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,291 THANK YOU. YOU WANT TO COME TO MY FUNERAL? 210 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,427 OH, FUNERALS ARE SAD. OH, THIS ONE WILL BE FUN. 211 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,062 WELL, COUNT ME IN. TOMORROW NIGHT. 212 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,097 NO CAN DO. BUSY. RAIN CHECK? 213 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,600 ABSOLUTELY. 214 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:30,270 HE'S A KEEPER. 215 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,706 DENNY'S GREAT. 216 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,874 YEP. 217 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,709 HE DOESN'T HEAR A THING ANYONE SAYS, DOES HE? 218 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,311 NOPE. 219 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,449 SO, MS. RAINES, HOW WAS YOUR INTERVIEW 220 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,317 AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT? 221 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,318 SHORT. 222 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,888 (man) "DOCKET NUMBER 667065-- 223 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,057 COMMONWEALTH vs. IRMA LEVINE." 224 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,559 ONE COUNT OF DISTURBING THE PEACE. YOUR HONOR, AT THIS TIME, 225 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,595 THE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO AMEND THE COMPLAINT. 226 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,298 WE'RE CHARGING MS. LEVINE WITH PENAL CODE 272, SECTION 16-- 227 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,267 OPEN AND GROSS LEWDNESS AND LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOR. 228 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,236 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? HOW DO YOU PLEAD, COUNSELOR? 229 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,472 TIME OUT, YOUR HONOR. THAT CHARGE IS A FELONY. 230 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,575 THIS WOMAN WAS ARRESTED AS PART OF A POLITICAL PROTEST. 231 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,978 THERE'S NOTHING LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS ABOUT IT. 232 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,813 READ THE STATUTE. SHE VIOLATED IT. 233 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,414 THIS IS ABSURD. 234 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,817 IF SHE'S CONVICTED, SHE'LL BE FORCED TO REGISTER 235 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,986 AS A SEX OFFENDER. SAVE IT FOR THE JURY, COUNSELOR. 236 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,688 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? EVEN MORE NOT GUILTY 237 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,956 THAN WE WERE PREPARED TO PLEAD A MOMENT AGO. 238 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,859 CONFERENCE WITH THE CLERK TO SET THE TRIAL DATE. 239 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,160 (bangs gavel) NEXT CASE. 240 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,329 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 241 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,598 I'M LATE. 242 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,600 THERE WERE 200 WOMEN ARRESTED THAT DAY. 243 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,302 ARE YOU GOING TO CHARGE THEM ALL AS SEX OFFENDERS? 244 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,637 WE'RE GONNA SEE HOW THIS CASE GOES FIRST. 245 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:47,180 *** 246 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,183 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED 247 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,185 IN YOUR INTERVIEW WITH HOLLY RAINES? 248 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,854 I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE. 249 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,356 AND YOU'RE SQUARE. GAME OVER. NOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 250 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,625 DIDN'T LIKE HER. SHE WAS ONLY HERE FOR THE MONEY. 251 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,962 BRAD, EVERYONE FROM THE SENIOR PARTNERS 252 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,965 TO THE ASSISTANT JANITOR IS ONLY HERE FOR THE MONEY! 253 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,735 OKAY, LOOK. YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH TARA. 254 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,870 YOU PAID YOUR ASSISTANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU. 255 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,972 I'M A PARTNER NOW. I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU USE THIS FIRM 256 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,406 AS AN ESCORT SERVICE. 257 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,542 THIS WAS NOT ABOUT SEX. IT WAS ABOUT BRIBERY. 258 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,745 I HAD TO OFFER HER AN INTERVIEW 259 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,246 TO GET CATHERINE PIPER OFF. 260 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,748 NOW YOU'VE MADE HER MAD, 261 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,483 AND SHE'S TAKING IT OUT ON ANOTHER CLIENT OF MINE. 262 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,485 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 263 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,388 STRENGTHENING MY QUADS. SKI SEASON. 264 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:32,259 *** 265 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:47,440 *** 266 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,443 THEY SAY IT WAS CAUSED BY STRESS FROM THE FIRST GULF WAR. 267 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,946 BUT WHATEVER THE CAUSE, BRAD CHASE DOES INDEED 268 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,784 SUFFER FROM A SEVERE CASE OF IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, 269 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,886 AND HIS GASTROENTEROLOGIST HAS TOLD HIM 270 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,788 TO TAKE UP SPORTS THAT STRENGTHEN 271 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:04,391 THE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS MUSCLES TO CONTROL THINGS BACK THERE. 272 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,860 AND THIS IS THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF IT, 273 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,929 BUT APPARENTLY, THE HIGH ALTITUDE OF THE SKI SLOPES 274 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:13,100 IS ALSO GOOD IN HELPING TO PREVENT... LEAKAGE. 275 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,468 SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE THIN AIR. 276 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,937 SO LONG STORY SHORT, 277 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,040 I WILL GET YOU ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH A NAME PARTNER. 278 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,608 THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. 279 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,311 NOW CAN YOU PLEASE CHARGE IRMA LEVINE 280 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,313 WITH SOMETHING REASONABLE-- 281 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,782 OR BETTER YET, JUST DROP THE WHOLE THING? 282 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,450 CAN'T DO IT. 283 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,052 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GUARANTEE YOU A JOB, 284 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,553 BUT I PROMISE-- 285 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,789 I KNOW YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT ME BEING MAD 286 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,290 AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT, BUT IT ISN'T. 287 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,292 THIS COMES STRAIGHT FROM MY BOSS. 288 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,228 WHY DOES THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY CARE ABOUT THIS? 289 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,230 HE WANTS TO SET AN EXAMPLE 290 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,232 TO DISCOURAGE THESE KINDS OF PROTESTS. 291 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:49,069 MS. RAINES, IF YOU CONVICT IRMA OF THIS CHARGE, 292 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,504 SHE'LL HAVE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER. 293 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,106 SHE'LL BE LUMPED INTO THE SAME GROUP 294 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,342 AS RAPISTS AND CHILD MOLESTERS-- 295 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,344 ALL BECAUSE OF A POLITICAL PROTEST. 296 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:01,081 HOW CAN THIS SEEM EVEN REMOTELY FAIR TO YOU? 297 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,384 IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS. 298 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,856 PARSONS TRIAL. WE'RE TRYING TO PLEA THIS OUT, 299 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,992 SO I WANT YOU TO RESEARCH ANY CASES INVOLVING DEATHS 300 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,794 RESULTING FROM MARITAL DISPUTES. I'M ON IT. 301 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,364 I DO HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM. 302 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,200 THERE'S AN OLD WOMAN IN MY OFFICE. PARDON? 303 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,202 THE SANDWICH LADY. CATHERINE? 304 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,304 SHE'S TAKEN OVER MY OFFICE. 305 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,841 AM I TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU, A LAWYER WORKING AT ONE 306 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,978 OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS FIRMS IN THE BOSTON AREA, 307 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,946 CANNOT NEGOTIATE WITH THE SANDWICH LADY 308 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,283 TO GET HER OUT OF YOUR OFFICE? WELL, OF COURSE I CAN. 309 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,785 I JUST DON'T WANT TO TAKE UP THE FIRM'S BILLABLE TIME. 310 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,888 YOU THINK THIS WILL TAKE TIME? 311 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,356 WHAT--NO, SIR, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 312 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,193 FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. PLEASE. 313 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,229 *** 314 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,968 SHIRLEY, JUST THE PERSON I NEEDED TO SEE. 315 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,970 I'M IN A TERRIBLE BIND, 316 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,172 AND I NEED TO BORROW YOUR BREASTS. 317 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,508 ALL RIGHT, BUT HAVE THEM HOME BY 11. 318 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,511 I'M SURE YOU'VE FOLLOWED IRMA LEVINE'S CASE IN THE NEWS. 319 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,845 I HAVE. 320 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,515 THEN YOU KNOW THE D.A., OR WHOEVER'S PRESSURING HIM, 321 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,218 IS ATTEMPTING TO SUPPRESS POLITICAL PROTESTS. NAKED ONES, YES. 322 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,520 THIS IS NOT A SMALL ISSUE, SHIRLEY. 323 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,556 THIS TYPE OF THING IS GOING ON ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. 324 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,425 THEY'VE BANNED ROADSIDE PARKING AND CAMPING 325 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,494 IN CRAWFORD, TEXAS, TO STOP PEOPLE FROM PROTESTING THE WAR. 326 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,430 IF YOU CRITICIZE THIS ADMINISTRATION, 327 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,266 THEY JUST MIGHT REVEAL YOUR WIFE IS A C.I.A. AGENT. 328 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,401 CONGRESS IS CREATING A LAW THAT FORCES PEOPLE 329 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:32,272 WITH POLITICAL BLOGS TO EITHER REGISTER WITH THE GOVERNMENT 330 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,840 OR FACE POTENTIAL PROSECUTION. 331 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,608 LITTLE BY LITTLE, PEOPLE ARE BEING SILENCED. 332 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:39,246 I NEED YOUR STATURE, EXPERTISE-- CUT THE CRAP, ALAN. 333 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,015 IT'S ABOUT BOOBS, AND YOU NEED A NICE PAIR AT THE TABLE. 334 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,516 YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS 335 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,752 WHEN YOU CUT TO THE HEART OF THE MATTER LIKE THAT. 336 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,754 THEY ARE THROWING EVERYTHING AT ME, SHIRLEY. 337 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,958 I NEED TO THROW EVERYTHING BACK. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 338 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,292 THINK FAST. 339 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,227 IF I AGREE TO HELP YOU, ONE CONDITION-- 340 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,196 I ASSUME DURING THE COURSE OF THIS CASE, 341 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,631 BREASTS WILL BE REFERRED TO IN MANY COLORFUL WAYS. 342 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,800 ONE WOULD HOPE. PERSONALLY, HOWEVER, 343 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,270 I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR THEM REFERRED TO AS "HOOTERS." 344 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,604 I HATE THAT WORD. 345 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,607 OH, AND THIS IS A LITTLE OFF-TOPIC, 346 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,909 BUT I HATE THE WORD "UNDERPANTS," TOO. 347 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,645 IF I CAN HAVE YOUR BREASTS, I PROMISE NOT TO SAY "HOOTERS." 348 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,648 THANK YOU, ALAN. AND AS FOR "UNDERPANTS," IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO WEAR-- 349 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,785 GOOD-BYE, ALAN. 350 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,989 *** 351 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,394 WE ADVISED HER TO PUT HER CLOTHES BACK ON, 352 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,130 BUT SHE AND HER COHORTS INSISTED ON MARCHING AROUND TOPLESS. 353 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:34,167 (Holly) AND, OFFICER MINDEN... DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S HERE. 354 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,935 (Alan) SCOTT BODNAR. 355 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:40,773 POLITICIANS ARE DRAWN TO CAMERAS LIKE FLIES ARE DRAWN TO-- POLITICIANS. 356 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:44,911 AND WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO THE DEFENDANT'S TOPLESSNESS? I WAS SHOCKED, OFFENDED. 357 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,647 WERE YOU THE ONLY ONE OFFENDED? NO, MA'AM. 358 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,682 WE'VE RECEIVED NUMEROUS COMPLAINTS FROM THE COMMUNITY 359 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,184 ABOUT THE DEFENDANT'S BEHAVIOR. 360 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,953 THANK YOU. 361 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,459 MS. LEVINE AND HER "COHORTS," 362 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,029 AS YOU SO COLORFULLY REFERRED TO THEM, 363 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,298 WERE THERE AS PART OF A POLITICAL PROTEST, CORRECT? SO SHE SAYS. 364 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,300 "SO SHE SAYS." 365 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:11,638 SHE WAS HOLDING THIS SIGN. YES. 366 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,374 NOT EXACTLY THE STUFF ERECTIONS ARE MADE OF. OBJECTION. 367 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,944 SUSTAINED. ISN'T IT TRUE THAT MORE PEOPLE PAID ATTENTION 368 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,381 ONCE THE PROTESTORS TOOK OFF THEIR TOPS? 369 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,616 THEY DREW A BIGGER CROWD, THAT'S FOR SURE. 370 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,418 THANK YOU. 371 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,290 UH, ONE LAST THING. 372 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:34,227 AS A BEAT COP WHO REGULARLY PURSUES RAPISTS, 373 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,896 MURDERERS AND OTHER VIOLENT CRIMINALS, 374 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,232 AND ALSO AS ONE WHO PROTECTS THE RIGHTS OF THE K.K.K. 375 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,068 AND OTHER PROVOCATIVE GROUPS 376 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,903 WHO ARE LEGALLY PERMITTED TO PROTEST, 377 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,239 CAN YOU SIT UP THERE AND HONESTLY TELL US 378 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:50,009 YOU WERE OFFENDED BY A GROUP OF BARE-BREASTED PROTESTORS? 379 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,417 THEY BROKE THE LAW, MR. SHORE. 380 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,886 I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE. 381 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,923 *** 382 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:19,106 *** 383 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,341 SHOCKED--SHOCKED AND APPALLED 384 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,611 THAT PEOPLE WOULD SO BLATANTLY FLAUNT OUR OBSCENITY LAWS... 385 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,414 WHORE. ANY PLACE THERE'S A CAMERA, 386 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,749 THERE'S BODNAR HAVING SEX WITH IT. 387 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,119 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING YOUR HEAD? 388 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,122 AROUND. I DIDN'T SEE YOU ON THE BALCONY THE OTHER NIGHT. 389 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,391 BEV AND I HAD SOMETHING TO DO. THEN WE DID IT AGAIN. 390 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:42,362 THE GOOD PEOPLE OF BOSTON ELECTED ME TO PROTECT THEM... ALAN? 391 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,898 I HEARD THAT YOU ASKED SHIRLEY TO BE PART OF YOUR DREAM TEAM. 392 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,434 WHY HER AND NOT ME? 393 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,935 SHIRLEY HAS BREASTS. 394 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,104 OURS ARE JUST BEGINNING TO DEVELOP. 395 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,774 YOU'RE STARTING THIS CASE OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT. HOW SO? 396 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,309 IT'S GOT EVERYTHING-- 397 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,279 SEX, POLITICS--EVERYTHING BUT ONE KEY INGREDIENT-- 398 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,813 DENNY CRANE. I'M IN. 399 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,049 DENNY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS CASE IS ABOUT. 400 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,752 IT DOESN'T MATTER. I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW 401 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,421 WHAT IT'S ABOUT IN ORDER TO TRY IT. 402 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,061 I WANT YOU OUT OF MY OFFICE. I'M AN ATTORNEY. 403 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,596 I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT SUFFOLK UNIVERSITY LAW SCHOOL. 404 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,731 I PASSED THE BAR EXAM THE VERY FIRST TRY, 405 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,700 AND I WAS RECRUITED BY THE BEST FIRMS. 406 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,806 I KILLED A MAN. 407 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,785 I'VE SEEN THOSE ON TV. 408 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,988 (Bodnar) NO, I DO NOT BELIEVE THE JURY POOL IS... THERE'S THAT WHORE. 409 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,592 CANNOT GET A FAIR TRIAL... WATCH OUT, EVERYBODY. THE REAL WHORE IS HERE. 410 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,594 DENNY! I DON'T HAVE A TRANQUILIZER GUN, 411 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,197 SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REASON WITH YOU. 412 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,465 WE AGREED YOU COULD BE ON THIS CASE 413 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,634 ONLY IF YOU DON'T SPEAK. 414 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,536 SPEAK IN THE COURTROOM. 415 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,638 BESIDES, IT'S OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS 416 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,640 THAT MADE CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT 417 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:05,812 CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DISREGARD THE OBSCENITY LAWS... 418 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,448 DENNY CRANE. 10 CENTS A DANCE. HEY, SCOTT. 419 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,782 DENNY. 420 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:14,053 I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT MOST OF US BEGIN LIFE 421 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,955 SUCKLING ON A BREAST, AND IF WE'RE LUCKY, 422 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,625 WE END LIFE SUCKLING ON A BREAST. 423 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,627 SO ANYBODY WHO IS AGAINST BREASTS 424 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,830 IS AGAINST LIFE ITSELF. 425 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,965 DENNY CRANE. 426 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,001 (reporters all talking at once) 427 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,575 MS. LEVINE, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS IS? 428 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:39,679 IT'S A MAP OF THE BOSTON AREA CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT. 429 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,315 THIS IS DISTRICT 4. 430 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,983 HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE ITS SHAPE? 431 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,852 IT'S SHAPED LIKE A LARGE INTESTINE. 432 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,987 NOW WHY WOULD WE, AS A PEOPLE, 433 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,923 CHOOSE TO SHAPE A CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT 434 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,759 LIKE A LARGE INTESTINE? WE DON'T. 435 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,494 OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS DO. 436 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,997 SAY YOU VOTED FOR THE INCUMBENT CONGRESSMAN LAST ELECTION, 437 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,166 AND I LIVE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE STREET, 438 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,902 AND I VOTED AGAINST HIM, HIS PARTY CAN DRAW THE LINE 439 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,605 DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET TO INCLUDE YOU AND EXCLUDE ME. 440 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:09,576 CAN THEY REALLY DO THAT? WITH COMPUTER MODELING, THEY CAN BE VERY EXACT. 441 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,612 THIS ISN'T ABOUT BOOBS AT ALL. 442 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,248 (quietly) IT'S FOREPLAY. WAIT YOUR TURN. 443 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:19,419 UH, WHY DID YOU START THIS GROUP? 444 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,422 TO PROTEST THE WAR. WE HAD OUR SHIRTS ON THEN. 445 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,124 THERE WERE NEARLY 100,000 OF US IN THE STREETS-- 446 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,893 A SEA OF PEOPLE. 447 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,929 BUT THE LOCAL NEWS REPORTED THAT ONLY A FEW THOUSAND SHOWED UP. 448 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,532 IT'S AS IF OUR PROTEST DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN. 449 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,933 SO WHAT DID YOU DO NEXT? 450 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,703 WE CONTINUED TO PROTEST, WITH LITTLE EFFECT, 451 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,705 AND WE EVENTUALLY LEARNED THAT IN ORDER TO GET 452 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,608 YOUR MESSAGE HEARD, YOU HAD TO SHOCK PEOPLE. 453 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,243 YOU HAD FANTASIES ABOUT THIS COLLEGE GIRL? 454 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,078 SHE'S NOTHING BUT A TALKER. 455 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,080 MOMENT PLEASE, YOUR HONOR. 456 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,418 DENNY, WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE. 457 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:54,153 GIVE HIM YOUR KEYS TO PLAY WITH. 458 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,124 AND FINALLY, MS. LEVINE, 459 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,328 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? I RUN A WOMEN'S SHELTER. 460 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,596 AND IF YOU ARE CONVICTED 461 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,766 AND PLACED ON THE STATE'S SEXUAL OFFENDERS REGISTRY, 462 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,301 WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU? 463 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,102 I WOULD LOSE EVERYTHING-- 464 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:14,173 MY JOB, MY HOME, MY STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY. 465 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,943 SO IF ONE WANTED TO INTIMIDATE PEOPLE 466 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,512 FROM EXERCISING THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, 467 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,081 THIS WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO DO IT. OBJECTION! 468 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,517 NOTHING FURTHER. 469 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,820 MS. LEVINE, 470 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,924 YOUR LAUDABLE WORK FOR BATTERED WOMEN NOTWITHSTANDING, 471 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,093 ISN'T IT CORRECT THAT YOU WERE ARRESTED 472 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,796 ONLY WHEN YOU ILLEGALLY BARED YOUR BREASTS? 473 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,164 YES. 474 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,266 YOU COULD HAVE CONTINUED TO MAKE THAT SAME STATEMENT 475 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,103 WHILE KEEPING YOUR CLOTHES ON. BUT THE MESSAGE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THE SAME COVERAGE. 476 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,673 SO IT'S YOUR CONTENTION THAT IT'S ALL RIGHT TO BREAK LAWS 477 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,041 SO LONG AS YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A MESSAGE ACROSS. 478 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,678 I THINK THAT'S A GROSS EXAGGERATION. 479 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,613 OUR COMMUNITY HAS SET STANDARDS AND LAWS 480 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,548 FOR WHAT IT DEEMS TO BE INDECENT BEHAVIOR. 481 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,117 WHAT OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE DOING IS INDECENT. 482 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:02,188 MY BREASTS ARE NOT. YOU INTENTIONALLY BROKE THAT LAW, DIDN'T YOU? 483 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,623 I TOOK MY TOP OFF. 484 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,291 IN MANY CULTURES, 485 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,461 A WOMAN'S BARED BREASTS ARE NOT CONSIDERED INDECENT. BUT WE'RE IN AMERICA. 486 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:12,899 IN AMERICA, WE'RE ALLOWED TO SET OUR OWN LAWS, ARE WE NOT? 487 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,300 YES. 488 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,302 NOTHING FURTHER. 489 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,839 *** 490 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:32,218 (Oingo Boingo) * IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY 491 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:35,087 * WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE? 492 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,056 * EVERYBODY'S COMIN', LEAVE YOUR... * 493 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,858 YOUR FUNERAL'S IN A BAR? 494 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,327 WELL, FUNERAL HOMES CLOSE TOO EARLY. 495 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,095 AND THEY DON'T HAVE BEER. 496 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,263 HMM. 497 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:48,100 NICE OUTFIT, BUT I DO BELIEVE I SAID HOCKEY CASUAL. 498 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,602 (chuckles) 499 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,105 I'M FEELING A LITTLE LIKE ALICE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE RIGHT NOW, 500 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,576 SO I'M JUST GONNA GO WITH IT. THAT'S AN EXCELLENT ATTITUDE. 501 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,578 MY FAMILY IS GONNA LOVE YOU. 502 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,279 YOUR FAMILY? 503 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,381 IT'S MY FUNERAL. 504 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,283 * DRESSED UP, NOWHERE TO GO * 505 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:07,319 (cheering) 506 00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,694 I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT. 507 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,096 I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT. 508 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:20,800 GO! GO! GO, SPINNY MAN! GO, SPINNY MAN! 509 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,268 (Daniel) SPINNY MAN? WHERE'D YOU GET THE LINGO FROM? 510 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,436 YES! 511 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,872 YES! HA HA! HA! 512 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,640 NO, I HAD TO LET HIM WIN. IT'S HIS FUNERAL. 513 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:30,910 OH, YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL AND A DEAD GUY. DEAL WITH IT. 514 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,482 IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 515 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:41,654 WE HAVE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT TO PAY OUR FINAL RESPECTS 516 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:45,057 TO THAT GUY WHO IS EATING THE BUFFALO WINGS. 517 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,226 (laughter) 518 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,661 I KNOW WE LOOK AT DANIEL, 519 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,997 AND EVERYONE HERE IS THINKING THE SAME THING-- 520 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,833 "HOW MUCH IS HE LEAVING ME IN THE WILL?" 521 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:57,937 NO, SERIOUSLY, AFTER OUR FOLKS PASSED, 522 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,773 DANIEL WAS THE ONE THERE FOR US. 523 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:04,577 HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN... 524 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,513 AND HE ALWAYS WILL BE. 525 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,515 TO YOU, BRO. 526 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:09,849 I LOVE YOU. 527 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,451 (All) TO DANIEL. 528 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:15,321 NOW LET'S HAVE SOME ZAMBONI CAKE, HUH? 529 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:18,357 (cheering and talking) 530 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:23,830 (Daniel) OH, NO. OH, NO. 531 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,098 IT'S NO PROBLEM. IT'S NO PROBLEM. 532 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,601 RIGHT DOWN THE "B," BROTHER. (Man) RIGHT DOWN THE "B." 533 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,638 (Daniel) RIGHT DOWN THE "B." NONE FOR HIM. 534 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,148 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 535 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,517 YOU KNOW YOU'RE WRECKING MY FUNERAL. 536 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,052 I KNOW. 537 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,721 IT'S JUST WE'RE HERE, 538 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:52,124 AND IT'S YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR FAMILY, 539 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:55,662 AND IT'S LIKE A BEGINNING, ONLY YOU'RE-- IT SUCKS. 540 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:58,531 THAT'S IT. (sighs) 541 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:01,133 IT JUST SUCKS. 542 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:04,571 THIS IS-- THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU... 543 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:10,643 AND EVERYONE IN THERE IS UNBELIEVABLE. 544 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,613 AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING. I REALLY HAVE. 545 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,585 BUT... 546 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:24,123 YOU'RE DYING, AND IT'S EATING ME UP INSIDE. 547 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:29,696 YOU GO BACK INTO YOUR PARTY. 548 00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:57,389 *** 549 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,360 IT'S TIME FOR COURT, DENNY. 550 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,296 I'M NOT GOING. YOU TOOK ME TO THE CIRCUS, 551 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,899 AND YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME ANY ELEPHANTS. I'M SORRY. 552 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,636 BUT I AM GONNA CALL THE D.A. TO THE STAND. 553 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,403 OH, THAT'LL BE FUN, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 554 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,139 BE CAREFUL OF BODNAR. 555 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,875 I'M NOT SURE YOU WANT THAT WHORE AS AN ENEMY. 556 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,045 BY DEFINITION, HE'S MY ENEMY. 557 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,714 *** 558 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,817 HE CAN'T CALL THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY. I JUST DID. 559 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,418 HE WAS NEVER INCLUDED ON OUR WITNESS LIST. 560 00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,921 THE COMMONWEALTH HAS NOT HAD AMPLE TIME TO PREPARE. 561 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,389 YOUR HONOR, HIS TESTIMONY IS RELEVANT. 562 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,959 THIS CASE IS ALL ABOUT THE RAILROADING OF MY CLIENT'S 563 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,761 FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, AND MR. BODNAR 564 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,763 SEEMS TO BE CONDUCTOR ON SAID RAILROAD. 565 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,131 IT'S A CHEAP STUNT. ENOUGH. 566 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,100 I'M CERTAIN DISTRICT ATTORNEY BODNAR 567 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,902 CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF. 568 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,937 I'LL ALLOW HIS TESTIMONY. 569 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:49,108 DISTRICT ATTORNEY BODNAR-- ALAN SHORE. 570 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,810 BEFORE WE START, 571 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,645 I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE THOSE MAILERS 572 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:55,782 THAT YOU SEND OUT COME ELECTION TIME. 573 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:59,819 WE'RE ALL INSPIRED BY THE STORY OF YOUR ROOTS-- 574 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,453 YOUR FATHER, THE CZECHOSLOVAKIAN COBBLER, 575 00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:04,090 YOUR MOTHER, THE CZECHOSLOVAKIAN COBBLER'S WIFE. 576 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,994 I ALSO WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO BE HERE. 577 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,796 YOU'RE A BUSY MAN-- 578 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,698 KEEPING CRIMINALS OFF THE STREETS, 579 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:15,134 FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY. 580 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:20,306 AND YET YOU MAKE TIME TO BE HERE... EVERY DAY. 581 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,641 THIS CASE MUST BE VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU. 582 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,310 IT IS. 583 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:27,013 I GUESS THE QUESTION ON ALL OF OUR MINDS IS WHY? 584 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:30,216 WELL, MR. SHORE, AS YOU KNOW, THIS WAS A DEFIANCE OF THE LAW 585 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:31,784 ON A SIZABLE SCALE. 586 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,821 IT WAS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE. 587 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:38,024 AND THERE WERE A LOT OF TV CAMERAS OUT THERE... 588 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:39,692 AND IN HERE. 589 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,694 THE POINT IS, MS. LEVINE'S MESSAGE 590 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:44,463 WAS GETTING ACROSS, WASN'T IT? 591 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,198 THAT'S WHY THIS CASE IS SO IMPORTANT. 592 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,034 THAT'S WHAT'S SO FRIGHTENING TO YOU-- 593 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,302 THE TRUTH WAS GETTING OUT-- 594 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:53,706 THE TRUTH ABOUT THE STRANGLEHOLD YOU AND OTHER POLITICIANS 595 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,307 HAVE ON OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM, CORRECT? 596 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:58,811 MR. SHORE, I WAS ELECTED TO REPRESENT THE COMMUNITY 597 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,880 AND TO ACT IN THEIR BEST INTEREST. 598 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,850 PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO POLITICAL SPEECH, 599 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,351 NO MATTER HOW EXTREME. 600 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,353 THEY DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO BREAK THE LAW 601 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,321 WITH LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOR 602 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:11,323 ON THE STREETS OF BOSTON. YES-- 603 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,759 MR. SHORE, YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION. 604 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,260 PLEASE ALLOW ME TO FINISH. 605 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:17,596 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOCIETY YOU LIVE IN, BUT OUR SOCIETY 606 00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:19,766 HAS MADE IT CLEAR WHERE IT STANDS ON INDECENCY. 607 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,769 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A LITMUS TEST, 608 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,270 JUST ASK JANET JACKSON. 609 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:28,040 *** 610 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:31,010 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, ALAN. YOUR GRILLING OF THE D.A. 611 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,012 ON THE STAND HAS REALLY PAID OFF. 612 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,781 THE PLEA BARGAIN WE HAD SET 613 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,349 IN THE PARSONS CASE SUDDENLY GOT REJECTED. 614 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,885 GEE, I WONDER WHY. 615 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:42,021 MR. PARSONS DID KILL HIS WIFE. MAYBE HE SHOULD GO TO JAIL. 616 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,290 WE ARE NOW KNOWN IN THE D.A.'s OFFICE 617 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:47,426 AS "THOSE S.O.B.'s FROM CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT." (elevator dings) 618 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,029 AND FOR WHAT? YOU'RE STILL LOSING THIS CASE. 619 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,031 WELL, IF THAT'S ALL THEY'RE CALLING US, 620 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:56,035 CLEARLY, I'VE NOT DONE MY JOB. 621 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,805 *** 622 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,311 I'M HERE. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 623 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:08,114 BRAD, WOULD YOU AGREE THAT YOU OWE ME ONE 624 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,615 FOR THE EGREGIOUS WAY 625 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:12,551 YOU HANDLED THE HOLLY RAINES INTERVIEW? ALAN, HER ATTITUDE WAS-- 626 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,120 THE IMPORTANT THING IS 627 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,989 I AGREE THAT YOU OWE ME ONE. JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 628 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,992 MR. BODNAR, WE'RE GONNA LOSE THIS CASE. YES, YOU ARE. 629 00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:22,929 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. 630 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,763 WE COULD GET THROUGH THE APPEALS PROCESS, 631 00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:26,465 BUT SO MANY OF OUR FINE JUDGES 632 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,968 ARE NOT INTO THE FIRST AMENDMENT THESE DAYS. 633 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:31,938 AND IF BY SOME MIRACLE WE MAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT, 634 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:35,808 WELL, THEY'RE NOT THAT TICKLED WITH THE FIRST AMENDMENT EITHER. 635 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:38,144 SO AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM IN A PICKLE. YOU DIDN'T NEED 636 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,146 TO COME DOWN HERE TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ME. 637 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,781 NO. I KNOW. BUT I DID NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS. 638 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,316 IT'S... BRAD HERE. 639 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,354 WHAT ABOUT BRAD HERE? 640 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,923 HE'S DECIDED HE'S GOING TO RUN AGAINST YOU 641 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:53,292 FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 642 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:54,861 REALLY? 643 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,698 YES. 644 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:02,935 I MEAN, I THINK HE'S A NATURAL FOR POLITICS. DON'T YOU? 645 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:04,703 LOOK AT HIM--GORGEOUS. 646 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,105 AND TOUGH ON CRIME. 647 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:11,077 THE MAN SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESCUED A KIDNAPPED CHILD. 648 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,513 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS BOUND TO LOVE HIM, 649 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,516 BECAUSE HE'S SO DEMONSTRABLY PRO-TORTURE-- 650 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,285 A MAN WHO'S NOT AFRAID 651 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,220 TO GET HIS HANDS DIRTY WHILE HE CUTS OFF 652 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,621 THE FINGERS OF OTHERS. 653 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,656 OH, YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN, AREN'T YOU, SCOTT? 654 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:26,458 MR. SHORE-- I WONDER WHO YOUR PARTY 655 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,394 WOULD RATHER HAVE CARRYING ITS STANDARD-- 656 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,663 YOU OR CAPTAIN HANDSOME. 657 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:34,433 BRAD, STAND UP AND TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF. 658 00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:42,341 YEAH. OOH. 659 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,344 UH, PUT IT OVER THE SHOULDER. 660 00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:52,084 WOW. 661 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,653 I THINK THIS JOB IS ABOUT MORE THAN LOOKS. 662 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,723 WELL, YOU'D HAVE TO THINK THAT, WOULDN'T YOU? 663 00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:58,991 I NOTICE THE POLLS 664 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:01,928 DON'T HAVE YOU DOING TOO WELL WITH WOMEN VOTERS. 665 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:06,098 YOU ARE AWARE MY CLIENT RUNS A SHELTER FOR BATTERED WOMEN? 666 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:07,599 YOU THINK PERSECUTING HER 667 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,601 WILL PLAY WELL WITH THE DISTAFF SIDE? 668 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,370 ARE YOU TRYING TO THREATEN ME? 669 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:14,073 NOT ME. IT'S MY FRIEND HERE. 670 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:17,376 THIS CASE HAS HIM SO INCENSED-- DOESN'T IT, BRAD? YES. 671 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:18,945 IT'S INSPIRED HIM TO PLUCK HIS HAT 672 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:22,448 FROM THOSE BEAUTIFUL BLOND LOCKS AND TOSS IT INTO THE RING. 673 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,617 I CAN JUST SEE THE TWO OF YOU IN A TELEVISED DEBATE-- 674 00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:28,087 WELL, REALLY, I CAN ONLY SEE HIM, 675 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,222 BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO FADE INTO THE BACKGROUND. 676 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:32,524 TELL ME, BRAD, HOW MANY OF YOUR CLIENTS ARE MILLIONAIRES? 677 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:34,426 ALL OF THEM. RICH COFFERS TO DRAW FROM. 678 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:37,463 IT WOULD BE MUCH NICER, WOULDN'T IT, MR. BODNAR, 679 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,231 TO RUN UNOPPOSED? 680 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:46,772 WELL, YOU'VE BOTH MADE SOME EXTREMELY VALID POINTS, 681 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:50,943 AND I THINK GOLDILOCKS HERE WOULD BE A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT. 682 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:54,280 I LOOK FORWARD TO THE CAMPAIGN. AND, MR. SHORE, 683 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:57,116 I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IN COURT. 684 00:31:57,149 --> 00:32:00,152 *** 685 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,957 BRAD, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO RUN. 686 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:07,893 ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY, 687 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,396 AND I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON 688 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,499 ABOUT FOLLOWING MY LEAD. THANKS... DOUCHE BAG. 689 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,803 HEY. 690 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,471 HI. 691 00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:21,340 SO... 692 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,742 HOW WAS THE REST OF YOUR FUNERAL? 693 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,478 OH, IT WAS GREAT. I GOT TOTALLY BOMBED. 694 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,682 SO ARE--ARE WE OKAY? 695 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:36,855 DANIEL, I AM THE WORST COWARD THERE IS. 696 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,924 YEAH, WELL, WE ALL VOTED YOU THAT 697 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,360 WHEN WE WERE PLAYING QUARTERS. 698 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:44,130 NO... 699 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,765 I CAN'T KEEP GOING. 700 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,468 OKAY, TIME-OUT. 701 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:51,670 UM, DON'T DECIDE ANYTHING YET, OKAY? 702 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:54,506 BECAUSE I GOT SOMETHING. 703 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:58,110 LOOK, I'M GOING TO SWITZERLAND. 704 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:01,347 THEY'VE GOT THIS EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT IN ST. MORITZ 705 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,615 THAT I SCAMMED MY WAY INTO. 706 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,618 AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK, 707 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:10,222 BUT I FIGURE IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 708 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:12,724 AND IF IT DOES, 709 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:15,327 THEN I'LL BE BACK... 710 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,729 AND THEN DECIDE, OKAY? 711 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:20,599 OKAY. 712 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,883 YOU'RE GOING OFF LIKE A DOG, AREN'T YOU? 713 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,420 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 714 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:44,190 WHEN A DOG KNOWS IT'S GONNA DIE, 715 00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:48,727 IT GOES OFF INTO THE WOODS BY ITSELF, AND, UM... 716 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,363 RICH GUYS GO TO ST. MORITZ. 717 00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:56,135 THEY GOT BEAUTIFUL WOODS THERE. 718 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:02,441 YES, THEY DO. 719 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:05,944 I'LL SEE YOU, GUIDO. 720 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:09,215 SEE YOU. 721 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:12,050 *** 722 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:28,434 MS. LEVINE TOOK HER SHIRT OFF. THAT IS NOT IN DISPUTE. 723 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:31,703 AND SHE DID IT TO MAKE A POLITICAL POINT. 724 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,805 NOW PEOPLE MAKE POLITICAL POINTS EVERY DAY-- 725 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:35,974 ON TV, IN THE PRESS, ON THE INTERNET-- 726 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:38,810 EXPRESSING OPINIONS OF ALL KINDS 727 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:40,779 WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAW. 728 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,548 FOR MS. LEVINE, 729 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:45,617 OUR COUNTRY'S GUARANTEE OF FREE SPEECH WASN'T ENOUGH. 730 00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:48,554 OUR GUARANTEE OF FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY WASN'T ENOUGH. 731 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,821 AND APPARENTLY, 732 00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:53,392 OUR GUARANTEE OF FREEDOM OF THE PRESS WASN'T ENOUGH. 733 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,462 NONE OF THESE FREEDOMS WERE ENOUGH FOR MS. LEVINE 734 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,397 AND THE POINT SHE HAD TO MAKE. 735 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,599 NO, SHE HAD TO BREAK THE LAW 736 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,435 BY VIOLATING OUR COMMUNITY STANDARDS OF DECENCY. 737 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:07,506 NO ONE VIOLATED MS. LEVINE'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 738 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:11,810 MS. LEVINE VIOLATED OUR COMMUNITY LAWS. 739 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,713 DON'T LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT. 740 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:24,122 "JAKE WATSON--CONVICTED OF MOLESTING AN 8-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 741 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:25,591 "SERVED TWO YEARS, 742 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,026 "THEN CONVICTED OF MOLESTING AN 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 743 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:31,630 "JOHN BOWERS--CONVICTED OF MULTIPLE COUNTS OF RAPE. 744 00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:35,367 "CALVIN STEPHENS--CONVICTED OF SODOMIZING AND MOLESTING 745 00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:37,669 "OVER A DOZEN BOYS, AGES 6 TO 10." 746 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,973 THIS IS A LIST OF REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS. 747 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,176 THIS IS THE LIST THAT THE PROSECUTION 748 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:46,612 THINKS MS. LEVINE SHOULD BE PUT ON. 749 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:50,048 THIS IS THE COMPANY THEY THINK SHE BELONGS IN. 750 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:51,450 DO YOU? 751 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,452 DO ANY OF YOU THINK 752 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:56,054 THAT A WOMAN WHO BARED HER BREASTS 753 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,889 AT A POLITICAL RALLY 754 00:35:57,923 --> 00:35:59,958 POSES THE SAME RISK TO THE COMMUNITY 755 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:02,961 AS RAPISTS AND CHILD MOLESTERS? 756 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,297 OF COURSE YOU DON'T. 757 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:08,133 AND I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET-- 758 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,568 NEITHER DO THEY. 759 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:13,639 YOU SEE, THEY ARRESTED MS. LEVINE AND THE OTHER WOMEN 760 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,174 BEFORE AND CHARGED THEM WITH DISTURBING THE PEACE. 761 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:19,878 WHEN A WOMAN IS ARRESTED FOR SUNBATHING TOPLESS 762 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:22,514 IN A PUBLIC PARK, SHE'S EITHER CHARGED 763 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:25,484 WITH DISTURBING THE PEACE OR, MORE LIKELY, THE COP SAYS, 764 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,486 "HEY, LADY, PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON," 765 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,756 AND THEN HE GOES OFF TO DEAL WITH REAL CRIME. 766 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,758 SO WHY IS MS. LEVINE DIFFERENT? 767 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:37,329 BECAUSE SHE WAS PROTESTING REDISTRICTING. 768 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:42,100 NOW I KNOW THAT MAY SOUND ARCANE AND THEORETICAL TO YOU, 769 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:44,770 BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT TO THE POLITICIANS IN POWER, 770 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,439 THERE IS NOTHING MORE DEAR TO THEIR HEARTS. 771 00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:49,775 IF MS. LEVINE HAD WRITTEN A SCHOLARLY ARTICLE 772 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,578 ABOUT REDISTRICTING FOR AN OBSCURE JOURNAL 773 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,446 THAT NOBODY WOULD EVER HAVE READ, 774 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,615 THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY WOULDN'T HAVE CARED AT ALL. 775 00:36:56,648 --> 00:37:01,086 BUT SHE AND THE OTHER WOMEN MADE THEIR ARGUMENT TOPLESS. 776 00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,955 PEOPLE PAID ATTENTION, BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, 777 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:06,224 WHEN 200 WOMEN TAKE THEIR TOPS OFF, 778 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:07,693 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOOK. 779 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,928 BUT AFTER THEY'VE GAWKED FOR A MINUTE, 780 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:12,931 THEY MIGHT ASK, "WHY HAVE THEY TAKEN THEIR TOPS OFF?" 781 00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:16,802 AND THEN THEY MIGHT FIND OUT IT'S BECAUSE OF REDISTRICTING. 782 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,605 AND THEN THEY MIGHT SAY, "WELL, WHAT IS THAT?" 783 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:22,708 AND THEN WHEN THEY FIND OUT, 784 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:25,210 THEY MIGHT SAY, "OH, MY GOD. 785 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,814 "OUR POLITICIANS HAVE HIJACKED OUR DEMOCRACY." 786 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,383 PROSECUTORS CHARGED MS. LEVINE 787 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:36,455 FOR "VIOLATING OUR COMMUNITY STANDARDS." 788 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:39,090 THIS IS BOSTON... 789 00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:41,927 HOME OF THE TEA PARTY... 790 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:46,064 HOME OF THE PEOPLE AND THE SPIRIT OF FREEDOM 791 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,400 THAT LITERALLY CREATED THIS COUNTRY. 792 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:50,469 OUR COMMUNITY STANDARD IS THAT 793 00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:53,138 WE WON'T BE SILENCED BY THE KING OF ENGLAND, 794 00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:55,140 MUCH LESS A DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 795 00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:59,277 OUR COMMUNITY STANDARD IS THAT WE SPEAK THE TRUTH TO POWER. 796 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:03,982 AND IF THOSE IN POWER DON'T LIKE IT... 797 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,384 TOO BAD. 798 00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:28,273 OH, LOOK AT YOU. THIS IS TERRIBLE. 799 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,609 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO, GARY. 800 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,611 GARRETT. 801 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,613 I'M NOT IN THE OFFICE ALL THE TIME. 802 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,882 I MEAN, I'M VERY BUSY OVER LUNCH AND MORNING BREAK 803 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:38,384 AND AFTERNOON COFFEE. 804 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,386 THAT WOULD LEAVE THREE OR FOUR HOURS 805 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:43,188 WHERE I WON'T NEED THE OFFICE AT ALL. 806 00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,290 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 807 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,692 UH... THANKS. 808 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,795 SO YOU CAN BE IN THERE ALL DURING LUNCH 809 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:52,197 WHEN YOU EAT YOUR TWO SANDWICHES. TWO SANDWICHES? 810 00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:55,033 OH, YES, YOU'LL BE BUYING TWO SANDWICHES OFF THE CART, 811 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:57,369 THE ONES THAT AREN'T MOVING. 812 00:38:57,403 --> 00:39:00,572 USUALLY IT'S LIVERWURST AND TONGUE. BYE. 813 00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:03,475 *** 814 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:06,512 JOKE'S ON YOU. I LIKE TONGUE. 815 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:13,084 WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE? 816 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,324 HAS THE JURY REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 817 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,326 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 818 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,861 WHAT SAY YOU? IN THE MATTER OF 819 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:25,263 THE COMMONWEALTH vs. IRMA LEVINE, 820 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,433 ON THE COUNT OF OPEN AND GROSS LEWDNESS 821 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:29,768 AND LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOR, WE FIND THE DEFENDANT... 822 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,603 NOT GUILTY. 823 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:33,271 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, 824 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:35,607 WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. 825 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:38,043 COURT'S ADJOURNED. (bangs gavel) 826 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:40,512 CONGRATULATIONS. OHH. 827 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:42,781 I THINK YOUR CLOSING MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. 828 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,783 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'RE WELCOME. 829 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:47,052 AND ABOUT YOUR PROTEST-- NEXT TIME, TRY PASTIES. 830 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,087 (laughs) 831 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,759 WELL, ALAN, 832 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,961 THANK YOU. 833 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,430 YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO ME 834 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:00,766 IN A PUBLIC COURTROOM? 835 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,968 WALK ME OUT? 836 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:07,539 (elevator bell dings) (reporters all talking at once) 837 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:10,576 EXCUSE ME, THIS ELEVATOR IS TAKEN. 838 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,488 (bell rings) 839 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,490 OH, MY. 840 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:30,395 SUDDENLY I'M FEELING ALL OF THE HOPE 841 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,263 AND THE ANTICIPATION 842 00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:35,667 AND EVER-SO-SLIGHT TREPIDATION OF ELECTION DAY. 843 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:39,605 *** 844 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,973 (man) * FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE 845 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:45,310 * I'VE GOT SOMEONE WHO NEEDS ME * 846 00:40:45,343 --> 00:40:49,681 * SOMEONE I'VE NEEDED SO LONG 847 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:52,117 * FOR ONCE, UNAFRAID 848 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,953 * I CAN GO WHERE LIFE LEADS ME * 849 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:59,791 * AND SOMEHOW I KNOW I'LL BE STRONG * 850 00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:02,027 * FOR ONCE I CAN SAY 851 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,930 * THIS IS MINE, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT * 852 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:08,299 * LONG AS I KNOW I'VE GOT LOVE * (elevator alarm bell ringing) 853 00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:10,001 * I CAN MAKE IT 854 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:12,437 * FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE 855 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:18,176 * I GOT SOMEONE WHO NEEDS ME 856 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:22,514 * FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE 857 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:28,887 * I GOT SOMEONE WHO NEEDS ME 858 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,689 AAH! 859 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,290 OHH! 860 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,391 WHAT IS THIS? 861 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:36,227 DIET SCOTCH. IT'S BEV'S IDEA. 862 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,764 SHE WANTS ME TO SLIM DOWN FOR THE WEDDING. 863 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,635 OOH! YUCK. 864 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:44,803 OHH. 865 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,539 I'VE BEEN WONDERING, DENNY-- ARE WE DRIFTING? 866 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:48,807 DRIFTING? 867 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,841 APART? APART? 868 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,509 YES. NO. 869 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,345 GOOD. 870 00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:58,717 UGH. 871 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:03,388 I'M GONNA MISS YOU, DENNY, ONCE YOU'RE MARRIED. 872 00:42:03,421 --> 00:42:06,224 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 873 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:08,894 I'VE BEEN MARRIED. OF COURSE YOU ARE. 874 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:18,570 OHH! (grunts) 875 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:23,942 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 876 00:42:28,446 --> 00:42:29,781 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... I'M A PARTNER! 877 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:31,883 I WOULDN'T TRUST AN ASSOCIATE WITH A CASE THIS IMPORTANT. 878 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,785 STEP AWAY FROM THE VENTILATOR. MOVE AWAY. 879 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:36,922 SHE ASKED FOR YOU ESPECIALLY. NOW WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 880 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:40,425 AMELIA IS 18. SHE WAS ASSAULTED AND RAPED 2 MONTHS AGO 881 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:41,793 AND TAKEN TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL. 882 00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:43,929 MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS THE MORNING AFTER PILL. 883 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,263 DR. TUSTIN SAID THAT 884 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,599 THAT WASN'T AN OPTION AT A CATHOLIC-AFFILIATED HOSPITAL. 885 00:42:47,633 --> 00:42:49,100 (woman) MARISA CAN'T SMILE. 886 00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:51,436 MARISA HAS A DISABILITY, AND YOU AND YOUR INSTITUTION 887 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:53,905 ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST HER. WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT 888 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:57,442 TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST A DISABLED STUDENT. OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE A LAWYER.