1 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:06,006 *** 2 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:18,486 THAT IS SOME FINE SOUTH OF THE BORDER, SCHMIDT. 3 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,821 IVAN? 4 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,091 TAKE ME BACK, SHIRLEY. THAT'S ALL I ASK. 5 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,859 YOU CAME HERE TO ASK ME TO TAKE YOU BACK? 6 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,027 NO, ACTUALLY. I'M GETTING MARRIED. 7 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,830 BUT IF YOU WERE TO TAKE ME BACK... 8 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,499 MARRIED? IVAN, NO, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 9 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,335 THIS TIME IT'S REAL, SHIRLEY. I FEEL IT DEEP DOWN TO MY... 10 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,703 ...BONE, I'M SURE. 11 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,439 SHE'S FUNNY, SHE'S SMART, SHE'S PRACTICALLY YOU, 12 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,941 JUST A MUCH YOUNGER MODEL. AW, THAT'S SWEET. 13 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,643 SHIRLEY... 14 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,180 I'D LIKE YOU TO BE BEST MAN. 15 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:48,282 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 16 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:51,119 IF A MAN WANTS HIS CLOSEST FRIEND TO BE HIS BEST MAN, 17 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,453 HE SHOULD HAVE IT. 18 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,455 STAND BY MY SIDE, SHIRLEY. 19 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,525 I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME AWAY. IT'S ONLY RIGHT. 20 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:01,529 UM, FIRST OF ALL, YOU RAISE SEVERAL ISSUES. 21 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,632 THE FIRST IS THAT THE BEST MAN DOESN'T GIVE THE GROOM AWAY. 22 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:08,136 THE SECOND IS THAT YOU AND I USED TO BE MARRIED, 23 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,204 AND THE THIRD IS 24 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,573 I'M NOT A MAN! 25 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:15,309 AS TRUSTEE FOR MY HEART FOR 25-PLUS YEARS... 26 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,245 WE WERE MARRIED FOR FOUR. 27 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:20,047 I HAVE ONLY KNOWN TWO GREAT LOVES IN MY LIFE-- 28 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,715 YOU AND NOW MISSY. 29 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,717 OKAY, AS FAR AS OUR "GREAT LOVE" GOES, 30 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,253 YOU STRAYED DURING OUR HONEYMOON, 31 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,888 AND LET'S NOT EVEN DISCUSS THE NAME "MISSY." 32 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,823 IS SHE A PONY? 33 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,196 BE MY BEST MAN. 34 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:40,868 *** 35 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:14,768 * I SEND BOUQUETS 36 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,304 * FOR MOTHER'S DAY... 37 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,639 SO WHY NOT DO IT? 38 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,641 BE IN HIS WEDDING. 39 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,811 AN EX-WIFE AS A BEST MAN? COME ON, PAUL. 40 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,013 WELL, IF YOU'RE AS CLOSE AS YOU SAY, 41 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,549 AND THE FIANCéE IS OKAY WITH IT... 42 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,719 THERE'S ALSO A REHEARSAL DINNER. HE WANTS ME THERE AT THAT. 43 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,120 WELL, ALL I KNOW IS, 44 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,122 WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO BE IN HIS WEDDING... 45 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,124 I MEAN, HOW MANY HAS HE HAD? 46 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,293 THIS WILL BE NUMBER SIX. 47 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:40,994 OH. 48 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:43,564 * SO THANKS AGAIN 49 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,834 * FOR THE WORRYING AND WAITING * 50 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,637 * WHEN I STARTED DATING 51 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,506 * ON WEEKEND NIGHTS 52 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,642 * AND THANKS AGAIN 53 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:58,011 * FOR THE HELP WITH MY HOMEWORK * 54 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:00,914 * AND SITTING UP WITH ME 55 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,817 * TILL I GOT IT RIGHT 56 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:07,221 * YOUR CAR FOR THE PROM 57 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:09,590 * YOUR LETTERS IN 'NAM 58 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,593 * BUT MOST OF ALL, DADDY 59 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:17,565 * FOR MARRYING MOM 60 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,100 * TO MY BEAUTIFUL 61 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,404 * LIFELONG FRIENDS 62 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:26,774 * HEY, MOM AND DADDY 63 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:32,079 * THANKS AGAIN 64 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,047 (cheers and applause) 65 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,649 SWEET SONG. 66 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,954 EVEN IF I DID DO IT, I... 67 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,891 PAUL? 68 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,193 ARE YOU OKAY? 69 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,728 YEAH, YEAH. 70 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,764 I'M JUST A SAP WHEN IT COMES 71 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,900 TO SENTIMENTAL SONGS, I GUESS. 72 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,902 IF SHE SINGS "YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE," 73 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,637 I'LL BE ON THE FLOOR. 74 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,138 WHERE WERE WE? 75 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:01,609 I WAS OBSESSING ABOUT MY EX-HUSBAND'S NUPTIALS. 76 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:06,246 HOW'S YOUR DAUGHTER, 77 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,416 BY THE WAY? 78 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,751 RACHEL, RIGHT? 79 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,894 (man) ALZHEIMER'S WAS HER WORST FEAR. 80 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,632 SHE HAD GOTTEN TO THE POINT 81 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,634 WHERE SHE WAS FORGETTING, 82 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,136 AND SHE WAS LOSING CONTROL OF HER BODY, 83 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,405 AND SHE BEGGED ME TO HELP HER DO IT, 84 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,907 AND I COMPLIED. 85 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:37,010 HOW DID YOU COMPLY? 86 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:39,012 WE HAD HIRED A NURSE 87 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:42,350 WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY WORKED AT A HOSPICE FOR DYING PATIENTS, 88 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,918 AND SHE WAS FAMILIAR WITH SETTING UP MORPHINE DRIPS, 89 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,755 AND I PERSUADED HER TO SET ONE UP FOR US, 90 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,858 IN CASE PAIN MANAGEMENT EVER BECAME AN ISSUE. 91 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:55,128 AND YOU INCREASED THE DRIP TO CAUSE YOUR WIFE'S DEATH? 92 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,464 YES. 93 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:59,467 MY LAWYER IS RECOMMENDING THAT I PLEAD TO MANSLAUGHTER, 94 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,802 WHICH I SIMPLY CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO DO. 95 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,971 I AM NOT A CRIMINAL. 96 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,640 IF YOU AGREE TO TAKE OVER, 97 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:10,544 I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD JUST JUMP RIGHT IN. 98 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:13,481 UH, THE CASE IS NOT VERY COMPLICATED, 99 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,449 AND ACCORDING TO OUR JURY CONSULTANTS, 100 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,518 WE HAVE A VERY SYMPATHETIC GROUP IMPANELED. 101 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,621 WELL, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT MOVING FORWARD IMMEDIATELY, 102 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,791 THEN I'D ADVISE YOU TO STAY WITH YOUR CURRENT LAWYER. 103 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,160 WELL, HE--HE DOESN'T THINK THAT HE CAN WIN IT, 104 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,363 A-AND VARIOUS PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME 105 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,231 THAT YOU CAN. 106 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:50,283 *** 107 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,791 HOW ARE WE DOING? 108 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:05,566 IT WAS AS IF THAT SONG WAS POINTED RIGHT AT MY HEAD. 109 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:09,236 I DID HER HOMEWORK WITH HER. I DROVE HER TO THE PROM. 110 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:12,105 ALL THE NIGHTS I WAITED UP... 111 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,074 WHAT HAPPENED? 112 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,876 SHE BASICALLY STOLE FROM ME. 113 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,045 HOW? YOU NAME IT. 114 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:21,782 SHE'D FEIGN PROBLEMS WITH RENT, HER HEALTH, CREDIT CARD DEBT. 115 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,685 SHE'D INVENT ALL KINDS OF CRISES TO IMPEL ME TO WRITE A CHECK, 116 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,253 THE PROCEEDS OF WHICH WOULD ALWAYS GO 117 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,022 TO FEED HER DRUG HABIT. 118 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:32,025 THE LAST STRAW--I GOT HER IN A PROGRAM, AN EXCLUSIVE ONE. 119 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,961 I TOLD HER IF SHE LEFT, SHE WAS CUT OFF. 120 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,529 SHE LEFT. 121 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,531 WE HAD A FIGHT. 122 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,400 I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HER SINCE. 123 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:43,403 THAT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO. 124 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:46,239 YOU SHOULD GO SEE HER. 125 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,142 (chortles) 126 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,879 LET'S LIST ALL THE REASONS NOT TO 127 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,214 AND PUT THEM UNDER COLUMN "A." 128 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,884 AND COLUMN "B"? 129 00:06:56,917 --> 00:07:00,153 SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER. 130 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,993 (everyone talking at once) 131 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:09,597 DENNY CRANE, NO COMMENT. 132 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:13,834 THE BLIND SHALL LEAD. ONLY IN AMERICA. 133 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,770 DENNY CRANE. 134 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,339 I'LL ASK FOR A CONTINUANCE IF THEY WON'T. 135 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,274 ON GROUNDS THEY'RE NOT READY? 136 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,443 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS A TACTIC. 137 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,613 MR. SHORE FIGURES TO LOSE AT TRIAL-- 138 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,615 I RARELY LOSE, AND CERTAINLY NOT TO YOU. 139 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,917 SO WHAT HE'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO DO HERE 140 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,920 IS PILE ON AS MANY GROUNDS FOR APPEAL AS POSSIBLE, 141 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,822 INCLUDING, IT SEEMS, INADEQUATE COUNSEL. 142 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,957 DO YOU TWO HAVE A PRIOR RELATIONSHIP? 143 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,291 YES, YOUR HONOR. 144 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:40,127 WHEN I WAS IN PRIVATE PRACTICE, 145 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,930 MR. SHORE HACKED INTO MY CLIENT'S CORPORATE FILES, 146 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,165 AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM. SUCCESSFULLY. 147 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,934 YOU LEFT THAT OUT. 148 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,769 MR. SHORE, THE COURT DOES HAVE CONCERNS 149 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,438 WITH NEW COUNSEL TAKING THIS OVER THE DAY OF TRIAL. 150 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,340 MY CLIENT DOESN'T WANT A DELAY. 151 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,342 YOU ALREADY KNOW HE REFUSED TO WAIVE HIS RIGHT 152 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,177 TO A SPEEDY TRIAL. 153 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,979 THEN YOU'RE ON RECORD AS BEING READY. 154 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,882 WE'LL BRING IN THE JURY AT 2:00. THANK YOU. 155 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,483 ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS? 156 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,985 OH, I AM. 157 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,988 YOU'RE DEAR TO MY IVAN, AND I'M CERTAINLY WISE ENOUGH TO KNOW 158 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,290 THAT THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS, 159 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,560 SO LONG AS HIS PENIS DOESN'T WEIGH IN. 160 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,696 (laughing and snorting) 161 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,565 SHE HAS A FUNNY LAUGH. 162 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,900 I DIDN'T TELL YOU. YES, YOU LEFT THAT OUT. 163 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,169 BAMBI'S MOTHER GOT SHOT. OH! 164 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,205 SOMETIMES WHEN SHE STARTS, SHE CAN'T STOP, 165 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,207 SO I HAVE TO TELL HER SOMETHING TRAGIC 166 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,209 TO SNAP HER OUT OF IT. 167 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,411 TELL ME, WHAT BROUGHT YOU TWO TOGETHER? 168 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,747 WELL, I'D HAVE TO SAY CHURCH. 169 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,883 ALSO, HIS SENSE OF HUMOR. 170 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,586 DID HE MAKE YOU GIGGLE? ONLY IN BED. 171 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,320 OH! 172 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,923 (laughing and snorting) 173 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,758 IT'S BEST NOT TO AMUSE HER. I CAN SEE THIS. 174 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,259 BILL BUCKNER. 175 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,895 OH! 176 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,997 I APOLOGIZE. 177 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,733 ANYHOW, WHERE WE REALLY CONNECTED, I THINK, 178 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:55,435 WAS OUR LOVE OF MUSICAL THEATER. 179 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,204 * ANYBODY COULD BE 180 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,206 * THAT GUY 181 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,274 "MAMMA MIA." 182 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,212 HERE I GO AGAIN. 183 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,851 (woman) I WAS HIRED AS MRS. MYERSON'S PRIVATE NURSE. 184 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,854 I WORKED IN HER EMPLOY UP UNTIL THE TIME OF HER DEATH. 185 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,023 HMM, IN FACT, MS. YOUNG, 186 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,959 IT WAS YOU WHO SUPPLIED THE DEFENDANT 187 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,794 WITH THE MORPHINE AND THE I.V. 188 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,129 ISN'T THAT CORRECT? 189 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,463 YES. 190 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,399 DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HE WANTED TO USE THE MORPHINE DRIP FOR? 191 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,568 HE SAID IF SHE EVER GOT IN TOO MUCH PAIN, 192 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,771 HE WANTED TO HELP HER MANAGE IT. 193 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,440 AND HOW IS IT YOU EVEN HAD ACCESS TO THIS DRUG? 194 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,442 WELL, I HAD WORKED AT A HOSPICE FOR PEOPLE DYING 195 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,944 OF TERMINAL DISEASES, 196 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,112 AND IT WAS QUITE COMMON FOR MORPHINE DRIPS TO BE USED 197 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,114 IN CONNECTION WITH PAIN MANAGEMENT. 198 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,750 DON'T YOU TYPICALLY NEED A PRESCRIPTION? 199 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,752 WELL, ORDINARILY, BUT I HAVE A SMALL STOCKPILE, 200 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,386 I GUESS, WOULD BE THE WORD. 201 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,488 I NEVER THOUGHT MR. MYERSON WOULD USE IT 202 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,357 TO ACTUALLY CAUSE HER DEATH. 203 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,229 YOU STATED YOU NEVER THOUGHT MY CLIENT 204 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,766 WOULD USE THE MORPHINE TO CAUSE HIS WIFE'S DEATH. 205 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,934 WOULD THAT BE BECAUSE YOU KNEW HIM 206 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,636 TO LOVE HIS WIFE VERY MUCH? 207 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,137 THAT WOULD BE ONE REASON, YES. 208 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,073 DID MRS. MYERSON EVER COMMUNICATE TO YOU 209 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,175 THAT SHE WOULD RATHER DIE 210 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,910 THAN LIVE THROUGH THE EXPERIENCE 211 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,612 OF HER BRAIN BEING DESTROYED BY THIS DISEASE? 212 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,181 SHE SAID SO MANY TIMES. 213 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,183 IS THERE ANY DOUBT IN YOUR MIND 214 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,451 THAT MRS. MYERSON WANTED TO END HER LIFE? NONE. 215 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,853 SHE ASKED ME TO HELP HER. 216 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,689 I SAID I COULDN'T LEGALLY, 217 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,191 AND THAT'S WHEN SHE TURNED TO HER HUSBAND. 218 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,693 THANK YOU. 219 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,212 *** 220 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,280 HELLO! 221 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,117 (giggling) 222 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,452 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 223 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,287 I'M CURIOUS TO YOUR THOUGHTS, 224 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,957 IF THEY INVOLVE ME PUTTING THAT ON IN THIS LIFETIME. 225 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,459 WHAT? ALL THE BRIDESMAIDS ARE WEARING IT. 226 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,861 IT'S GREEN. 227 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,963 YEAH. 228 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,800 SHIRLEY, MAY WE SPEAK AS GIRLFRIENDS FOR A SECOND? 229 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,135 I MET YOU THIS MORNING. 230 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,138 I KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY FOR IVAN AND ME, 231 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,473 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE INSENSITIVE. 232 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,308 IF IT'S TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU 233 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,310 TO BE GIVING HIM AWAY AT THE CEREMONY... 234 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,679 AS LONG AS WE'RE SPEAKING AS GIRLFRIENDS, 235 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,682 ASIDE FROM GOD AND "LES MISERABLES," 236 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,685 HOW ARE YOU AND IVAN COMPATIBLE? 237 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,687 WELL, WE LOVE CHILDREN. 238 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,858 I'M A WONDERFUL HOUSEKEEPER, AND I LOVE TO COOK. 239 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,761 THESE ARE TRADITIONAL VALUES I SPEAK OF. 240 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:37,931 I'M SEXUALLY VERY... INDEFATIGABLE. 241 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,000 (laughing and snorting) 242 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,434 OH, GOD. 243 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,669 (laughing and snorting) 244 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,938 TSUNAMI, HOLOCAUST, TRENT LOTT. 245 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,673 OH! ARE YOU A... 246 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,508 ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE? 247 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,676 THOSE? 248 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,079 THOSE PEOPLE WHO MOCK THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT, 249 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,014 WHO PUT DOWN OUR ADMINISTRATION. 250 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,015 (gasps) 251 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,484 I WOULD NEVER! 252 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,609 WHO'S DEAD? 253 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,712 NOBODY'S DEAD, RACHEL. 254 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,716 I JUST CAME TO SAY HELLO. 255 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,285 IS THAT IT? 256 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,889 LOOK, RACHEL, WHATEVER DAMAGE, 257 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,892 I'D LIKE TO BEGIN TO REPAIR IT. 258 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,294 WELL, DAD, I THINK WE BOTH CAN AGREE 259 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,730 WE'D HAVE TO START WITH AN APOLOGY. 260 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,767 WHERE WE DIFFER IS ON WHO NEEDS TO GIVE IT. 261 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,236 I'M SORRY 262 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,504 THAT WE LOST TRACK FOR SEVEN YEARS, 263 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,673 BUT I DON'T OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 264 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,076 SEE YA, DAD. WAIT. 265 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,945 CAN WE TALK? 266 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,480 I'M KIND OF BUSY. 267 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,816 WITH WHAT? 268 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,987 WHO--WHO IS THIS? 269 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,790 YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER. 270 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,271 SO FAR, HE'S BEEN PAYING CHILD SUPPORT, 271 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,307 SO FINANCIALLY HE'S BEEN RESPONSIBLE. 272 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:34,147 HOW SOON AFTER DID YOU SPLIT UP? 273 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,217 WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER, DAD. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 274 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,219 (chortles) 275 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,720 YOU'RE SHOCKED. 276 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,722 RACHEL, YOU'RE ALMOST 40. 277 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,457 MEANING WHAT, TIME TO GROW UP? 278 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,459 MEANING THAT PERHAPS WHEN CHOOSING MEN-- 279 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,795 FIND ONE WHO WON'T WALK OUT ON ME. 280 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,797 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 281 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,299 GIRLS LOOK TO MARRY THEIR FATHERS. 282 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,334 I NEVER WALKED OUT ON YOUR MOTHER. 283 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,735 NO, BUT YOU WALKED OUT ON ME. 284 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,971 I DID NOT. YOU STOLE FROM ME. 285 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,806 I HAD TO-- HEY, SHE'S 3! 286 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,743 SHE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 287 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,246 HELLO, SWEETHEART. 288 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,680 YOU LO-- 289 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,924 SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW YOU. THAT'S ALL. 290 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,428 HOW ANGRY YOU MUST BE WITH ME 291 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,196 TO NOT TELL ME 292 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,599 THAT I HAD A GRANDDAUGHTER? 293 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:30,270 HOW ANGRY YOU MUST BE. 294 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,942 (door opens and closes) 295 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,548 (Alan) THIS DISTRICT ATTORNEY IS NOT WITHOUT TALENT. 296 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,716 IF HE'S ABLE TO PRESENT OUR CLIENT 297 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:47,654 IN ANY UNSYMPATHETIC LIGHT, WE'LL LOSE. 298 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,791 YOU OKAY? 299 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:58,365 I'M TIRED OF MY ALZHEIMER'S BEING A STORY POINT. 300 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,900 THIS ISN'T YOUR STORY, DENNY. 301 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,970 AND YOUR M.R.I. WAS FINE, REMEMBER? 302 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,604 NO PROGRESSION. 303 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,612 IMAGINE KILLING SOMEBODY YOU DEEPLY LOVE, 304 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,949 EVEN TO SPARE SUFFERING. 305 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,785 YOU SAID YOU'D DO IT FOR ME. 306 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,787 YOU PROMISED. 307 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:25,092 I DON'T KNOW THAT I COULD. 308 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,894 WELL, DON'T WORRY. 309 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,263 YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK. 310 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,499 IF THE DAY COMES, 311 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,135 BEV SAYS SHE WOULD SIT ON ME. 312 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:39,139 AH, BOOTS ON. 313 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,709 THAT'S WHAT WE DID WITH MY FATHER. 314 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,283 MORPHINE DRIP. 315 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,796 *** 316 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:16,076 *** 317 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,149 SHE LOVED TO READ 318 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,452 MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD, 319 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,820 AND IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS 320 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,822 SHE COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT. 321 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,794 WHAT ABOUT THE PHYSICAL SYMPTOMS? 322 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,630 UH, WELL, HER MOTOR SKILLS WERE DECLINING, 323 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,666 WHICH WAS WHY WE HIRED THE NURSE. 324 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,668 SHE BATTLED INCONTINENCE, 325 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,671 BUT MAINLY IT WAS THE SENSE THAT HER BRAIN WAS DYING, 326 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,540 AND SHE KNEW IT. 327 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:53,146 I MEAN, THIS WAS A PROUD, FIERCELY INTELLIGENT WOMAN 328 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,849 WHO WAS BECOMING AN IMBECILE, 329 00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,087 NOT ONLY IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY ELSE'S EYES, 330 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,854 BUT HER OWN. 331 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,926 WERE YOU PRESENT WHEN SHE DIED? 332 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,995 YES. 333 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,931 IT--IT WAS TRAGIC, 334 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,501 BUT IT PALED TO THE TRAGEDY 335 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,637 HAD SHE GONE ON LIVING. 336 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,848 YOU PRACTICED LAW TOGETHER? 337 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,118 MY VERY FIRST FIRM-- TIGGS AND SCHMIDT. 338 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,719 IT FLOPPED. 339 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,222 WE WERE GREAT PARTNERS BUT LOUSY PARTNERS. 340 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,190 BUT BOY, IT WAS FUN. 341 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,726 (Missy) HELLO! (whispers) OH, GOD. 342 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,896 DIRECTIONS TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER. 343 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,898 8:00! YOU CAN BRING A DATE! 344 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,033 OKAY. 345 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,601 OH. 346 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,437 YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? 347 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,771 I DO. 348 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,473 HMM, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 349 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,875 (imitating Missy) 8:00! 350 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,778 I CAN BRING A DATE! 351 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,649 *** 352 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,788 HELLO! TIME FOR MY TOAST! 353 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,757 WHY AM I HERE? 354 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,425 WHY AM I? 355 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,328 FIRST, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TONIGHT. 356 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:19,632 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 357 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,634 I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT I'D GET MARRIED. 358 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,603 I'D ALWAYS HOPED TO, 359 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,805 BUT, WELL, THE THOUGHT 360 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,775 THAT I'D ACTUALLY MEET A MAN WHO COULD LOOK PAST 361 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,943 MY VARIOUS ECCENTRICITIES AND QUIRKS 362 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,580 AND SEE ME FOR MY HEART... 363 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:38,117 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D ACTUALLY MEET A MAN WHO... 364 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,986 (piano music playing) 365 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:43,122 * PERHAPS I HAD 366 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,659 * A WICKED CHILDHOOD 367 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,628 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 368 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,497 * PERHAPS I HAD 369 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,833 * A MISERABLE YOUTH 370 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,502 * BUT SOMEWHERE 371 00:18:55,535 --> 00:19:00,673 * IN MY WICKED, MISERABLE PAST * 372 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,711 * THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A MOMENT OF TRUTH * 373 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,479 AM I BEING PUNKED? 374 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,147 BE NICE. 375 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,616 (both) * FOR HERE YOU ARE 376 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,684 * STANDING THERE 377 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,187 * LOVING ME 378 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:18,491 * WHETHER OR NOT 379 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:21,194 * YOU SHOULD 380 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:25,131 * SO SOMEWHERE IN MY YOUTH 381 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,834 * OR CHILDHOOD 382 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,703 * I MUST HAVE DONE 383 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,206 * SOMETHING GOOD 384 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,209 COME ON, REHEARSAL DINNERS ARE MEANT TO BE SILLY. 385 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,978 LET ME TAKE YOU BACK 30 YEARS OR SO TO OURS. 386 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,481 I DON'T RELIVE PAST TRAUMAS. 387 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,617 THEN LET ME JUST TAKE YOU BACK. 388 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,189 YOU REALLY LOVE THIS GIRL, IVAN? 389 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,392 LOVE IS A STATE OF MIND, SHIRLEY. 390 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,926 NO, IT ISN'T. 391 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,429 MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU THINK-- 392 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,798 MY PROBLEM IS I LOVE YOU. 393 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,436 THERE, I SAID IT. 394 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,705 I LOVE YOU, NEVER STOPPED. 395 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,613 THIS ISN'T FAIR, WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THIS GIRL. 396 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,615 I HAVE ENORMOUS AFFECTION FOR HER. 397 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,617 THE SEX IS REWARDING. I MAKE HER HAPPY. 398 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,019 IT ALL ADDS UP TO A WORKABLE EQUATION. 399 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,188 YOUR SENSE OF ROMANCE IS OVERWHELMING. 400 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:27,126 WE ALWAYS SAID WHAT A MISTAKE IT WAS FOR US TO GET MARRIED. 401 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,662 MAYBE THE BLUNDER WAS SPLITTING UP. 402 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,667 DO YOU EVER WONDER? 403 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,472 NO. 404 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,777 MAY I KISS THE BRIDE 405 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,579 ONE LAST TIME BEFORE THE CEREMONY? 406 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,381 I'M THE BEST MAN. 407 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,518 VERY BAD IDEA. 408 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,635 NOW THAT WAS ROMANCE. 409 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,104 YES, IT WAS. 410 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,344 GOOD NIGHT, IVAN. 411 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,877 (Aimee Mann's "Wise Up" playing) 412 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,481 * IT'S NOT 413 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:58,485 * WHAT YOU THOUGHT 414 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:02,288 * NOW YOU CAN HARDLY 415 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,457 * STAND IT, THOUGH 416 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,459 * BY NOW YOU KNOW 417 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,027 * IT'S NOT 418 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:12,632 * GOING TO STOP 419 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,635 * IT'S NOT 420 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,372 * GOING TO STOP 421 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:23,476 * TILL YOU WISE UP 422 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,479 (knock on door) 423 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,716 SEE, THE THING IS, DAD, 424 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,518 I CAN HANDLE NOT KNOWING 425 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,853 WHETHER YOU'RE IN MY LIFE OR NOT, 426 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,923 BUT FIONA'S ASKING ME, "IS GRANDPA EVER COMING BACK?" 427 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,792 I'VE GOT TO KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER. 428 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,197 DO YOU WANT ME IN YOUR LIFE? 429 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:48,100 IT'S NICE... 430 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,003 HOW YOU CAN PUT ACCUSATIONS IN QUESTION FORM. 431 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,105 LET ME TRY. 432 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,409 DID YOU MEAN TO SUGGEST OUR ESTRANGEMENT WAS MY DOING 433 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:59,712 WHEN IT WAS YOU REFUSING TO SO MUCH AS TAKE MY PHONE CALLS 434 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,114 FOR THREE-PLUS YEARS? HOW'S THAT? 435 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:05,217 CLOSE THAT DOOR. 436 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,726 I HEARD YOU SAY THAT SHE WAS EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE. 437 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,430 IS IT POSSIBLE HER DECISION WAS INFLUENCED 438 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,432 BY THIS INSTABILITY? 439 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:20,567 NO. 440 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,934 NO? 441 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:24,437 DID YOU HAVE A THERAPIST 442 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,606 OR ANY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL SPEAK WITH HER 443 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:29,208 ABOUT HER APPARENT WISH TO DIE? 444 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,411 I KNEW MY WIFE BETTER THAN ANY THERAPIST EVERY COULD, 445 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:35,715 AND HER WISH TO DIE WAS NOT "APPARENT." 446 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:36,949 YOU... 447 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:40,419 YOU STATED TH-THAT SHE WAS "BECOMING AN IMBECILE." 448 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,456 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN EXCRUCIATING FOR YOU. 449 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:47,694 WAS IT A-A RELIEF I-IN ANY WAY AT ALL WHEN--WHEN SHE DIED? 450 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:53,466 IT WAS, UM, A RELIEF 451 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,902 TO SEE HER SUFFERING END. 452 00:23:55,935 --> 00:24:00,406 I'M SORRY TO BE--TO BE ASKING THESE QUESTIONS. 453 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,809 IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES IN THESE SITUATIONS 454 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:06,345 IT'S ACTUALLY MORE ABOUT SPARING THE--THE FAMILY'S SUFFERING 455 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,280 THAN IT IS THE VICTIM'S. 456 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,315 OBJECTION! 457 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:15,287 THE OBJECTION'S OVERRULED. 458 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,323 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MR. CRANE? 459 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:27,333 SIR, HOW MUCH WAS IT COSTING YOU PER MONTH 460 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,468 TO CARE FOR YOUR WIFE? 461 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,137 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST ABOUT ONE SECOND AWAY 462 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,505 FROM TAKING MY FIST TO YOUR HEAD. MR. MYERSON! 463 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,841 N-NOW THAT STRIKES ME AS IMPULSIVE. 464 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,876 ARE YOU AN IMPULSIVE PERSON? 465 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,978 YOUR HONOR, THIS BADGERING HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH. 466 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:42,314 I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO ESTABLISH THAT MR. MYERSON 467 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:45,117 AND THE DECEASED WERE THE TWO MOST EMOTIONALLY DISABLED PEOPLE 468 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,286 IN ALL OF THIS, 469 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,288 THE VERY LAST TWO PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE ENTRUSTED 470 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,991 TO MAKE A DECISION TO END HUMAN LIFE. 471 00:24:56,663 --> 00:25:00,667 *** 472 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:07,740 I'M SORRY. 473 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:10,409 I LOST A CROWN ON MY TOOTH LAST NIGHT. 474 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,745 I WAS WONDERING WHETHER PERHAPS YOU SWALLOWED IT. 475 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,914 AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF WHAT HAPPENED? 476 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:17,383 NO, BUT I CAN SEE YOU ARE, SO WE'RE COVERED. 477 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,218 IVAN, YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED, 478 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,087 AND YOU'RE KISSING ANOTHER WOMAN. 479 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,889 NOT JUST ANY WOMAN, I PROMISE. 480 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,524 YOU SIMPLY CANNOT MARRY THIS GIRL, NOT-- 481 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:28,194 THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN STOP IT. AND THAT IS? 482 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,129 I'M LOOKING AT HER. 483 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,867 FINAL OFFER. MARRY ME. 484 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:40,573 YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 485 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,376 YOU DIDN'T SAY "NO." NO. 486 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,613 YOU DIDN'T MEAN NO. NO MEANS NO! 487 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,214 IF NOT YOU, THEN HER. 488 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:53,085 FOR GOD'S SAKE, IVAN, THINK OF HER! 489 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:59,258 SEE YOU AT THE CEREMONY, SHIRL. 490 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:07,166 *** 491 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,436 I WAS NOT GOING TO ENABLE YOU ANY LONGER! 492 00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,471 SO YOU STOP GIVING ME MONEY! 493 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:15,642 BUT TO WALK OUT? TO REFUSE TO TAKE MY CALLS? 494 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,945 TO TELL SECURITY AT YOUR DAMN FIRM NOT TO LET ME IN? 495 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,947 YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LAY ALL THIS ON ME? 496 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,315 I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING! IT WAS YOUR JOB TO GIVE ME EVERYTHING, 497 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,951 JUST LIKE IT'S MY JOB TO GIVE FIONA EVERYTHING, 498 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,485 NO MATTER WHAT! 499 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,755 AT SOME POINT-- I NEEDED YOU! 500 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,966 FOR GOD'S SAKE, DAD, 501 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:43,302 I WAS A DRUG ADDICT, AN ALCOHOLIC. 502 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:46,005 I HAD NOTHING. 503 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,941 I NEEDED MY FATHER, AND YOU ABANDONED ME. 504 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:53,079 YOU THINK THAT WAS EASY FOR ME? 505 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,248 I SPOKE TO COUNSELORS, PROFESSIONALS. 506 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,250 THEY ALL TOLD ME YOU HAD TO HIT BOTTOM BEFORE-- 507 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:02,121 OH, WELL, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, DAD, BECAUSE I DID. 508 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:10,329 IN MY DARKEST DAYS, 509 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:14,633 DURING YOUR MOTHER'S ILLNESS, 510 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:18,838 I WOULD LET MY MIND WANDER TO YOU. 511 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:21,307 I WOULD DREAM 512 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,342 OF BEING THERE FOR YOU 513 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,712 WHEN YOU GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST GRANDCHILD. 514 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:29,816 GETTING TO HOLD AND LOVE 515 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:32,618 A BABY AGAIN... 516 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,154 LIKE I DID YOU. 517 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:39,826 HOW DARE YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME? 518 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,861 HOW DARE YOU? 519 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,298 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? 520 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:50,136 IN MY DARKEST DAYS, THROUGH IT ALL, 521 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,138 I HAD ONE LITTLE THING, 522 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:55,674 ONE TINY SEMBLANCE OF A FOUNDATION, 523 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,377 AND IT WAS KNOWING THAT NO MATTER WHAT, 524 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:02,514 MY FATHER WOULD BE THERE FOR ME, 525 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:05,217 AND HE WASN'T. 526 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:06,919 HE WASN'T. 527 00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:13,659 HOW DARE YOU TAKE THAT FROM ME? 528 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:35,647 *** 529 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:40,219 * SOMETIMES YOU'RE HAPPY 530 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,755 * AND SOMETIMES YOU'RE SAD 531 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:44,723 * BUT THE WORLD GOES AROUND... 532 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,725 SHOULD WE REQUEST THAT OTHER SONG? 533 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:49,361 FOR MY MONEY, 534 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,263 SHE PROBABLY DID HIT BOTTOM 535 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,099 BECAUSE YOU WALKED AWAY, 536 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,700 AND THAT MAYBE SAVED HER LIFE. 537 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,770 FORGIVE HER. 538 00:28:57,804 --> 00:29:00,907 I'M NOT SURE SHE'LL FORGIVE ME. 539 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,542 PAUL, YOU WENT TO HER HOUSE. 540 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,778 TODAY SHE CAME TO YOUR OFFICE. 541 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:08,447 YOU TWO ARE ALREADY BACK TOGETHER. 542 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,951 YOU JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT A WAY TO EXECUTE THE DEAL. 543 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:15,788 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU AND IVAN? 544 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,056 I'M SORRY? 545 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,491 DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM? I BEG YOUR PARDON? 546 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:22,394 YOUR TASTE IN MEN, SHIRLEY-- 547 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:25,397 IVAN TIGGS, DENNY CRANE-- 548 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,666 WILD, BIGGER THAN LIFE. 549 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:30,970 I-I DON'T LOVE IVAN ANYMORE. 550 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:35,407 I'M JUST HIS BEST MAN. 551 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:38,010 * AROUND 552 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:42,281 * AROUND AND AROUND 553 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,150 WE HAVE A LAW 554 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:48,354 AGAINST ASSISTED SUICIDE. 555 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:51,757 ONE REASON SIMPLY GOES 556 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,793 TO THE SANCTITY OF LIFE. 557 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,463 ONCE WE START ERODING THAT, 558 00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,466 ONCE WE SAY IT'S ACCEPTABLE 559 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,634 FOR PEOPLE TO START KILLING THEMSELVES, 560 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,937 A TERRIBLE THING HAPPENS. 561 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,806 IT BECOMES ACCEPTABLE. 562 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,109 IT'S SUDDENLY AN OPTION 563 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,711 FOR THE SENIOR CITIZEN WITH ALZHEIMER'S, 564 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:15,814 FOR THE 50-YEAR-OLD WITH CANCER, 565 00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:18,684 FOR THE TEENAGER WITH NO FRIENDS. 566 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:23,455 WHO DECIDES WHEN SUICIDE IS THE WAY TO GO? 567 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:28,227 IN THIS CASE, THE DECISION FELL TO A MENTALLY IMPAIRED WOMAN 568 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,997 AND HER EMOTIONALLY DESPAIRING HUSBAND, 569 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:34,033 NOT EXACTLY BASTIONS OF SOUND JUDGMENT. 570 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:37,369 HIS MOTIVES, HOWEVER CLOUDED BY GRIEF, 571 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,371 MAY HAVE BEEN PURE, 572 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:42,541 BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT HUSBAND THAT WANTS HIS WIFE TO DIE 573 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:46,979 TO PERHAPS PREVENT THE ESTATE FROM BEING FINANCIALLY DRAINED? 574 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:49,515 WHAT ABOUT THE FAMILY THAT ACTUALLY SEEKS 575 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,683 TO END THEIR OWN SUFFERING 576 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:55,654 BECAUSE IT'S TOO HORRIBLE WATCHING MOM DETERIORATE? 577 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,591 HOW DO WE ASSESS OR REGULATE MOTIVE? 578 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:02,494 IT'S WHY WE CHOOSE, AS A MATTER OF LAW, 579 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,031 NOT TO GO DOWN THAT SLOPE. 580 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,035 NOBODY IS ARGUING THAT MR. MYERSON IS A BAD MAN. 581 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:10,903 HE ISN'T, 582 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:15,041 BUT HE ADMITTEDLY, REFLECTIVELY ACTED 583 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:18,911 TO END THE LIFE OF A HUMAN BEING. 584 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:23,049 UNDER THE LAW, WHICH YOU TOOK AN OATH TO UPHOLD, 585 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:26,152 THAT'S MURDER. 586 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:44,036 THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET IS, 587 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:47,606 WE WENT DOWN THAT SLOPE YEARS AGO. 588 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:51,743 OFFICIALLY, WE SAY WE'RE AGAINST ASSISTED SUICIDE, 589 00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:54,947 BUT IT GOES ON ALL THE TIME. 590 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:58,550 70% OF ALL DEATHS IN HOSPITALS 591 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:02,488 ARE DUE TO DECISIONS TO LET PATIENTS DIE, 592 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,656 WHETHER IT'S MORPHINE DRIPS 593 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:07,059 OR RESPIRATORS, HYDRATION TUBES. 594 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,561 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE TERRI SCHIAVO FANFARE, 595 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:13,299 PATIENTS ARE ASSISTED WITH DEATH ALL ACROSS THIS COUNTRY 596 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,467 ALL THE TIME. 597 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,469 AS FOR REGULATING MOTIVE, HERE'S A THOUGHT-- 598 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:18,971 INVESTIGATE IT. 599 00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:20,939 IF WE SUSPECT FOUL PLAY, 600 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,075 HAVE THE POLICE ASK QUESTIONS. 601 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,843 IF IT SMELLS FUNNY, PROSECUTE. 602 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,445 BUT HERE, 603 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,180 THERE'S NO SUGGESTION 604 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:32,184 THAT MR. MYERSON'S MOTIVE WAS ANYTHING OTHER 605 00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:34,853 THAN TO SATISFY HIS WIFE'S WISHES 606 00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:37,623 AND SPARE HER THE EXTREME INDIGNITY 607 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:41,160 OF EXPERIENCING THE ROTTING OF HER BRAIN. 608 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:44,130 CAN YOU IMAGINE? 609 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,832 WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE LIKE THAT? 610 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:55,507 I HAD A DOG FOR 12 YEARS. 611 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,676 HIS NAME WAS ALAN. 612 00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:02,114 THAT WAS HIS NAME WHEN I GOT HIM. 613 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,483 HE HAD CANCER IN THE END, 614 00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:08,554 THAT IN CONJUNCTION WITH SEVERE HIP DYSPLASIA, 615 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:11,190 AND HE WAS IN UNBEARABLE PAIN. 616 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:14,060 MY VET RECOMMENDED, AND I AGREED, TO EUTHANIZE HIM. 617 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,295 IT WAS HUMANE, 618 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:19,698 WHICH WE AS A SOCIETY ENDEAVOR TO BE 619 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:22,201 FOR ANIMALS. 620 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:26,672 MY CLIENT'S ACT WAS HUMANE. 621 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,808 IT WAS A SELFLESS ONE. 622 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,678 IT WAS A SORROWFUL ONE. 623 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:37,549 MRS. MYERSON'S NURSE TESTIFIED 624 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:41,720 AS TO THE PROFOUND LOVE RYAN MYERSON HAD FOR HIS WIFE. 625 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:44,656 SOMETIMES THE ULTIMATE ACT 626 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,692 OF LOVE AND KINDNESS... 627 00:33:57,969 --> 00:34:00,439 IF YOU THINK THIS MAN IS A CRIMINAL, 628 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,774 SEND HIM TO JAIL, 629 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:07,779 BUT IF YOU DON'T, DON'T. 630 00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:32,771 *** 631 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,773 (man) AND DO YOU, MISSY, TAKE IVAN 632 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,775 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND, 633 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:39,445 TO LOVE, HONOR AND OBEY TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 634 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:40,779 I DO. I DO! (snorts) 635 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,614 AND DO YOU, IVAN, TAKE MISSY 636 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:45,050 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE, 637 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,085 TO LOVE, HONOR AND OBEY TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 638 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:48,720 I DO. 639 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:51,223 IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO KNOWS A REASON 640 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,225 WHY THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE JOINED TOGETHER 641 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:54,726 IN HOLY MATRIMONY, 642 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,264 SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. 643 00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,998 THE RINGS? 644 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,444 (organ music playing) 645 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:16,348 * SO SOMEWHERE IN MY YOUTH 646 00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:19,618 * OR CHILDHOOD 647 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:22,188 * I MUST HAVE DONE 648 00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:27,025 * SOMETHING GOOD 649 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:30,462 (both) * NOTHING COMES FROM NOTHING * 650 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:33,799 * NOTHING EVER COULD 651 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:36,835 (Ivan, Missy and choir) * SO SOMEWHERE IN MY YOUTH 652 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:39,104 * OR CHILDHOOD... 653 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,673 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 654 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:45,511 (Ivan and Missy) * I MUST HAVE DONE 655 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:50,416 * SOMETHING GOOD 656 00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:55,354 I PRESENT TO YOU 657 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,189 MR. AND MRS. IVAN TIGGS. 658 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:58,790 (applause) 659 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:01,693 (organ music playing) 660 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:04,530 * SO SOMEWHERE IN MY YOUTH 661 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:07,032 * OR CHILDHOOD 662 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:12,871 * I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING GOOD * 663 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:16,508 * NOTHING COMES FROM NOTHING 664 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,644 * NOTHING EVER COULD 665 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,147 * SO SOMEWHERE IN MY YOUTH 666 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,417 * OR CHILDHOOD 667 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:27,353 * I MUST HAVE DONE 668 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:36,528 * SOMETHING GOOD 669 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,533 (laughing) 670 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:28,113 WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE? 671 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,150 MADAM FOREPERSON, 672 00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:34,586 THE JURY HAS REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 673 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,788 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. WHAT SAY YOU? 674 00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:38,290 "IN THE MATTER OF 675 00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:40,292 "THE COMMONWEALTH vs. RYAN MYERSON 676 00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:42,661 "ON THE CHARGE OF MURDER IN THE SECOND DEGREE, 677 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:46,131 "WE THE JURY FIND THE DEFENDANT RYAN MYERSON 678 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,300 NOT GUILTY." 679 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:49,335 (gallery murmuring) 680 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:50,469 REALLY? 681 00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:52,638 (judge) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, 682 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:55,474 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SERVICE. THANK YOU SO MUCH, MR. SHORE. 683 00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:56,975 IT WAS NOTHING BUT EXPENSIVE. 684 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:59,645 DENNY, THANK YOU. 685 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,203 OH! 686 00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:27,973 I'M SO OVERWHELMED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 687 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:31,009 THERE'S TYPICALLY A POST-VERDICT CRASH, MR. MYERSON. 688 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,811 I FREQUENTLY COUNSEL MY CLIENTS 689 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,846 NOT TO BE ALONE. 690 00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:40,352 DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO KEEP YOU COMPANY TONIGHT? 691 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,160 *** 692 00:38:53,399 --> 00:38:55,567 THE NURSE? 693 00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,805 THE LOOK WAS UNMISTAKABLE. 694 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:03,642 THAT'S WHY HE WAS SO ADAMANT ABOUT GOING FORWARD 695 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,811 WITH THE TRIAL SO FAST. 696 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,979 IF HIS AFFAIR WITH THE NURSE SURFACED, 697 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,315 WHICH IT INEVITABLY WOULD HAVE, HE'D BE SUNK. 698 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,051 HMM, HE KILLED HER 699 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,053 TO BE WITH HIS MISTRESS. 700 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:18,223 WHO KNOWS? 701 00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:22,928 MAYBE THE FACT THAT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE 702 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,397 SIMPLY MADE IT EASIER TO COMPLY WITH HIS WIFE'S DESIRE TO DIE. 703 00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:27,599 WELL, MAYBE SHE DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO DIE. 704 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,601 ALL WE HAD WAS HIS WORD FOR IT. 705 00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:31,603 AND THE NURSE'S. 706 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:33,104 OH, MY GOD. 707 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,407 WE DON'T KNOW WHETHER HE'S INNOCENT OR GUILTY. 708 00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:37,409 I HATE THAT. 709 00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:40,712 DENNY, WHEN YOU LAUNCHED YOURSELF IN COURT 710 00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,714 LIKE A POP-TART... 711 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:46,051 HE WAS BADGERING OUR CLIENT. I HAD TO BREAK THE FLOW. 712 00:39:49,154 --> 00:39:51,890 MR. KUPFER HAD JUST SAID, 713 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:56,061 "FAMILIES OFTEN ACT TO END THEIR OWN SUFFERING." 714 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:59,965 IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR FATHER? 715 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,744 HE WASN'T EXACTLY IN PAIN. 716 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,412 HIS APPETITE WAS GOOD, 717 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:17,115 IN FACT, HE WAS ACTUALLY SMILING MORE 718 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:20,085 IN THE END THAN YOU... 719 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,423 ON THE DAY, 720 00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:29,160 THE DAY WE TOLD THE DOCTOR TO UP THE DRIP, 721 00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:32,363 HE WAS BLISSFUL. 722 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:39,004 WE PUT HIM OUT OF OUR MISERY. 723 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,908 AND I OFTEN WONDERED, 724 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,844 DID THAT LIFE BELONG TO THE MAN WITH THE BRAIN OF A 2-YEAR-OLD 725 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,113 OR TO THE MAN THAT PRECEDED IT? 726 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,048 IT CERTAINLY... 727 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:57,055 DIDN'T BELONG TO ME. 728 00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:00,759 I THINK THE LIFE BELONGED TO THE MAN 729 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,460 WHO PRECEDED THE DISEASE, 730 00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:04,496 THE MAN YOU KNEW AS YOUR FATHER. 731 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:07,265 AH... 732 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:11,770 BUT AT WHAT POINT? 733 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:15,974 KUPFER SAID IT WAS A SLIPPERY SLURP. 734 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,476 SLOPE. 735 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:21,412 HOW DID YOU GET THE DOCTOR TO DO IT? 736 00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:26,151 DENNY CRANE. 737 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:29,988 I WAS STILL THE REAL THING THEN. 738 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,129 DENNY, I'M GOING TO SAY THIS RIGHT NOW, 739 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:40,131 AND THEN I'M GOING TO MEMORIALIZE IT 740 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,800 IN MY LIVING WILL. 741 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,502 IF I EVER END UP WITH THE MIND OF A 2-YEAR-OLD-- 742 00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:46,705 I'LL HAVE BEV SIT ON YOU. 743 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,342 THAT'S A LOAD OFF. 744 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,151 MY DAY IS COMING, ALAN. 745 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,253 WE BOTH KNOW THAT. 746 00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:05,523 IT'S A LONG WAYS OFF. 747 00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,895 AND IN THE MEANTIME, 748 00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:12,831 LIVE BIG, MY FRIEND. 749 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,800 LIVE BIG. 750 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:18,069 (laughs) 751 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:19,771 (Jason Mraz) * AH LA LA LA LA LA LA 752 00:42:19,805 --> 00:42:21,940 * LIFE IS WONDERFUL 753 00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,109 * AH LA LA LA LA LA LA 754 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:27,012 * LIFE GOES FULL CIRCLE 755 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:30,949 * AH LA LA LA LA LA LIFE IS WONDERFUL * 756 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:32,951 * AH LA LA LA LA 757 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:35,954 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 758 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:43,228 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 759 00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,130 MR. LOOMIS JUST FIRED ME. WHY'D HE FIRE YOU? 760 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:47,098 SHE WAS GIVEN AMPLE TIME TO QUIT SMOKING, 761 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,300 AND SHE KNEW SHE'D BE FIRED IF SHE DIDN'T. 762 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,402 I CAN'T MAKE MY RENT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 763 00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:53,104 I HAVE TO WIN THIS. NICE NIGHT. 764 00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:56,307 SUDDENLY IT IS. HAS ANYONE SEEN DENNY? IT'S TIME FOR OUR TOAST. 765 00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:59,310 LAST TIME I SAW HIM WAS OVER NEAR THE COAT CHECK ROOM. 766 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:01,312 SHE IS WILLING TO TAKE ONLY 50% OF MR. CRANE'S ASSETS. 767 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:03,782 WHAT? INCLUDING HIS EQUITY IN THE FIRM. 768 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:05,583 WE'RE BEING AUDITED TO DETERMINE DENNY'S NET WORTH. 769 00:43:05,617 --> 00:43:07,953 LET THEM. WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE. 770 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,821 HOLD ON A SECOND THERE, AUNT SALLY. 771 00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:11,589 THIS COULD BE... WELL, A PROBLEM.