1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,636 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,672 NICE NIGHT. SUDDENLY IT IS. 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,140 YOU HAD SEX WITH HER HERE? 4 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,642 HOT, SWEATY SEX... 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,144 (moaning) 6 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:12,146 ...IN THE COAT CHECK ROOM. 7 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,581 I'M NOT A ONE-WOMAN MAN. 8 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:14,815 AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER, 9 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,085 FEEL FREE TO HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT. 10 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:19,153 I CARE ABOUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO THIS FIRM NOW! 11 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,155 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN 12 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,756 TO THIS FIRM IF DENNY CRANE LEFT. 13 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,525 IT WOULD DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY AND YOU WITH IT! 14 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,527 BY THE WAY, UH, DID I TELL YOU? 15 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,696 BEV AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 16 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,864 NO. I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT. 17 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,902 *** 18 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:41,609 (sighs) 19 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,612 ALAN, HELP ME WITH MY TIE. 20 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,115 CERTAINLY. 21 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:50,151 I CAN'T DO IT THIS WAY. TURN AROUND. 22 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:55,623 OH, I WISH YOU AND I WERE GETTING MARRIED. 23 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,625 THAT'S YOU AND I. 24 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,793 BOTH OF US, TO OTHERS. 25 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,462 I'M NOT GAY. 26 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:04,932 I UNDERSTOOD YOU THE FIRST FREUDIAN SLIP. 27 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,067 WELL, I-I-I-I... 28 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:09,069 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU. 29 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:11,739 NO DOUBT THERE WILL BE SOME ADJUSTING. 30 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,608 BUT YOU'RE NOT LOSING AN ALAN, YOU'RE GAINING A BEV, 31 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,445 THE GIRL OF YOUR RECENT DREAMS. 32 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,781 ALAN, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 33 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,317 IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN DREAM ABOUT HER, TOO. 34 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:26,019 DENNY, YOU'RE GENEROUS TO A FAULT. 35 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,257 THERE YOU ARE. 36 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,225 WHOA! 37 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,727 DENNY CRANE. 38 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,796 GETTING HITCHED. 39 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,631 INDEED. 40 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,668 *** 41 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,977 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WOULD YOU PLEASE RISE 42 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:54,615 AND WELCOME FOR THE FIRST TIME AS HUSBAND AND WIFE-- 43 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:58,486 MR. AND MRS. DENNY CRANE. 44 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,957 * I HAD 45 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,860 * THE TIME OF MY LIFE 46 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:10,598 * NO, I NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE * 47 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,301 * YES, I SWEAR 48 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,669 * IT'S THE TRUTH... 49 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,438 WHITE ROSES, GOLD-LEAF CAKE, 50 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,140 BEV'S BOOBS SWIMMING OUT OF HER WEDDING DRESS. 51 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,009 WHO SAID MONEY CAN'T BUY TASTELESSNESS? 52 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:24,512 I THINK BEV AND DENNY DID A LOVELY JOB. 53 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,647 11 MARRIAGES BETWEEN THE 2 OF THEM. 54 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,115 THEY'VE HAD PLENTY OF PRACTICE. 55 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,484 WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOU PEOPLE? 56 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,886 CAN WE NOT FOR JUST ONE MOMENT APPRECIATE THE SIMPLICITY 57 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,490 AND TIMELESSNESS OF TWO SOULS IN LOVE? 58 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:42,396 * THIS COULD BE LOVE BECAUSE 59 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,865 * I HAD 60 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,201 * THE TIME OF MY LIFE 61 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:49,737 * NO, I NEVER FELT 62 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,240 * THIS WAY BEFORE 63 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,842 * YES, I SWEAR 64 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,311 * IT'S THE TRUTH 65 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:00,248 * AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU 66 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:03,351 *** 67 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:34,348 *** 68 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,616 CONGRATULATIONS. 69 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,352 I SAW YOU WERE THE LUCKY ONE WHO CAUGHT BEV'S GARTER. 70 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:41,289 YES, I'M GOING FOR A FULL BATTERY OF TESTS 71 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,424 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 72 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,792 I LOVE YOU. 73 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,460 I LOVE YOU MORE. 74 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,796 I LOVE YOU MORE MORE. (giggles) 75 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:49,930 MAINLANDER! 76 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,232 OH, MY ANGEL! 77 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,402 DENNY, THIS IS MY DEAR FRIEND TROY. 78 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:55,636 TROY. 79 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,905 DENNY, MAHALO AND CONGRATS. 80 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,907 THANK YOU. TROY LIVES ON THE BIG ISLAND. 81 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,241 OH, YEAH? MM-HMM. 82 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,611 WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO COME AND LOOK YOU UP ON OUR HONEYMOON 83 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,946 IF THERE'S TIME. OH, EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT. 84 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,382 I'VE GOT SOME NEW LISTINGS YOU TWO ARE GOING TO FALL FOR. 85 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,717 UH, TROY'S A REALTOR. 86 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,052 HE'S BEEN KEEPING AN EYE OUT ON HOUSES FOR US. 87 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,055 I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE IN THE MARKET FOR A SECOND HOME. (laughs) 88 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,625 WELL, ACTUALLY, DARLING, WHEN YOU SEE THE KONA COAST, 89 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,793 YOU MAY BE THINKING OF FIRST HOMES. 90 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,629 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, 91 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,631 BEAM MYSELF TO BOSTON EVERY MORNING? 92 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,133 (chuckles) WOULD YOU EXCUSE US, TROY? 93 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,669 HEY, COME HERE. 94 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,772 NOW, HONEY, I-I JUST WANT YOU TO HUMOR ME 95 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,441 IN MY WILD NOTIONS. 96 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,576 I WANT TO PUT THIS THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD, 97 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,578 AND IT'S ONLY A THOUGHT. THAT'S ALL. 98 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,314 BUT NOW THAT WE'RE STARTING THIS NEW CHAPTER IN OUR LIVES, 99 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:44,084 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE REALLY DO IT? 100 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,453 RETIRE? 101 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,788 NO, THAT'S AN OLD PERSON'S WORD. 102 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:50,424 I'M TALKING ABOUT NEW BEGINNINGS. 103 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,526 BUT, BEV, YOU KNOW I'M THE RAINMAKER AT THE FIRM. 104 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,762 OUR CLIENTS WANT TO KNOW THAT DENNY CRANE 105 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,764 IS TAKING CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. 106 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,966 AND BEV WANTS TO KNOW THAT DENNY CRANE 107 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,802 IS TAKING CARE OF... 108 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,804 WELL, DENNY CRANE. 109 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:07,375 BUT WE HAVE LOTS OF TIME FOR THESE THOUGHTS. 110 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:11,479 TONIGHT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES, RIGHT? 111 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,621 (woman) HI. 112 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,190 NICE NIGHT. 113 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:28,095 SUDDENLY IT IS. 114 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,904 (male singer) * AT LAST... 115 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:40,140 HAS ANYONE SEEN DENNY? IT'S TIME FOR OUR TOAST. 116 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,810 OH, LAST TIME I SAW HIM WAS OVER NEAR THE COAT CHECK ROOM. 117 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:46,213 (Warren Zevon's "Lawyers, Guns and Money" playing) 118 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,081 (glass clinks) 119 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:57,958 DENNY? 120 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,929 IS IT TIME TO CUT THE CAKE? 121 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,098 * SEND LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY, OW! * 122 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,707 *** 123 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,049 OF COURSE, THERE IS NO PRE-NUP. 124 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,617 ACTUALLY, DENNY SIGNED ONE. 125 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,619 HE JUST NEGLECTED TO HAVE BEV SIGN IT. 126 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,287 I THOUGHT IT WAS A LOVELY RECEPTION. 127 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,956 I NEVER GOT TO THE CAKE. IT LOOKED FANTASTIC. 128 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,190 ANY OF YOU TRY IT? 129 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,359 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MARBLE WITH A LITTLE FUDGE... 130 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,961 SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP! 131 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,263 WHILE YOU SIT HERE PRATTLING ABOUT CAKE FILLINGS, 132 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,766 BEV HAS HIRED AN ARMY OF LAWYERS TO GUT THIS FIRM. 133 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,768 SHE WON'T GET FAR, PAUL. 134 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,436 IT'S A STRAIGHTFORWARD ANNULMENT. 135 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,438 THEY WERE ONLY MARRIED FOR THREE HOURS. 136 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,939 LEGALLY, THEY NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY 137 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,942 TO CONSUMMATE THE MARRIAGE AFTER THE CEREMONY. OH, YES, WE DID. 138 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,612 YOU HAD SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AND YOUR WIFE 139 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,281 IN THE THREE HOURS YOU WERE MARRIED? 140 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:57,117 IT WAS MY SPECIAL DAY. I'D TAKEN MY LITTLE BLUE PILL. 141 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,619 THERE'S NO CURE FOR CANCER, 142 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,654 BUT WE'VE GOT THREE PILLS FOR THAT. 143 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,923 LOOK, THERE ARE OTHER CRITERIA FOR AN ANNULMENT. 144 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,793 LEGALLY, WE CAN ALWAYS SAY THAT DENNY WAS NOT OF SOUND MIND. 145 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,728 (Paul) THAT CANNOT BECOME PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE, 146 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,431 DESPITE THE REPEATED SHOOTINGS, THE TELEVISION APPEARANCES, 147 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:14,502 PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE DENNY RUNS THIS FIRM. 148 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,904 I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. 149 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,007 BEV'S ATTORNEY ELI GRANGER WILL BE HERE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. OH. 150 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,443 MY SUGGESTION FOR NOW IS THAT WE SIMPLY HEAR HIM OUT. 151 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:26,346 *** 152 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,454 ALAN, IT'S AWFUL! 153 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,456 JOAN? WHAT'S AWFUL? 154 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,960 MY BOSS. MR. LOOMIS JUST FIRED ME. 155 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,462 I'M SORRY. YOU WORK SO HARD, YOU KNOW? 156 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,932 EIGHT YEARS AT THAT FRIGGIN' ESCROW COMPANY. 157 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,667 WHY DID HE FIRE YOU? 158 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,669 WELL, ONE DAY SIX WEEKS AGO, 159 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,671 HE BRINGS US ALL IN FOR A STAFF MEETING, 160 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,940 AND HE SAYS, "DUE TO THE SPIRALING COSTS 161 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,008 "OF HEALTH CARE INSURANCE, 162 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,844 "ALL SMOKERS HAVE EXACTLY SIX WEEKS TO QUIT, 163 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,647 "AT WHICH POINT I'LL TEST THEIR SYSTEM FOR NICOTINE, 164 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,482 "AND IF YOU FAIL THE URINE TEST, 165 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:05,285 THEN YOU'LL BE TERMINATED." FIRED! 166 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,787 FRICKIN' HEALTH NAZI. 167 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,388 YOU KNOW, I GOT RENT TO PAY, 168 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,223 AND OF COURSE, I TRIED TO QUIT. 169 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,391 YOU KNOW, I-I WANTED TO. 170 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,826 I-I DID THE PATCH, 171 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,829 AND I DID THAT LITTLE NICOTINE SUCKY THING, YOU KNOW? 172 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,798 BUT THE MORE I IMAGINED LOSING MY JOB, 173 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,967 THE MORE I PANICKED, 174 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,335 AND THE MORE I PANICKED, THE MORE I SMOKED. 175 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:25,138 NOW I'M UP TO THREE PACKS A DAY. 176 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,974 AND TODAY WAS THE DAY. 177 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,243 HE JUST MADE ME PEE IN A CUP, AND THEN HE FIRED ME. 178 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,646 WELL, UNLESS THAT'S SOME TYPE OF SEX GAME WITH YOUR LOVER, 179 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,982 I FIND THAT APPALLING, AND WE WON'T LET HIM DO IT. 180 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,750 WE WON'T? I'M OFF TO COURT RIGHT NOW. 181 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,919 BUT WHAT FLOOR IS YOUR OFFICE ON? 182 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,888 I'LL PAY HIM A VISIT. THE TENTH. 183 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,590 JUST FOLLOW THE EVIL STENCH OF VITAMINS AND CELERY. 184 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,592 (chuckles) 185 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,628 *** 186 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,404 AH, WELL, GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 187 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,406 SHIRLEY, I CAN SEE I DIDN'T BRING ENOUGH SILENT FLUNKIES 188 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,009 TO FILL MY SIDE OF THE TABLE. 189 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,778 (whispers) DOUBLE-SHOT ESPRESSO, SKIM MILK, TWO SUGARS. 190 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:05,879 SCOOT. 191 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,548 LET'S START OVER. 192 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,684 ELI, WELCOME TO CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 193 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,420 THAT'S MY SEAT. GET OUT. 194 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,856 PLEASE GET MR. GRANGER A CUP OF COFFEE, 195 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,860 SKIM MILK, TWO SUGARS. THANK YOU. 196 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,962 NOW, ELI, BESIDES TELLING YOU 197 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,231 YOUR FAKE TAN IS COMING OFF ON YOUR COLLAR, 198 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,866 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 199 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,802 THE PARTING OF WAYS, MARITAL DISSOLUTION. 200 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,872 MY CLIENT'S TRAUMA IS INCALCULABLE, 201 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,642 AND YET LOOK AT ME. I'VE CALCULATED IT. 202 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,276 TO THE POINT. 203 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,945 MRS. CRANE GAVE UP HER CAREER, 204 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,647 A LUCRATIVE OFFICE FURNITURE BUSINESS, 205 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,448 TO BE A STAY-AT-HOME WIFE. 206 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,283 SHE MADE IRREVOCABLE SACRIFICES, 207 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,418 AND STILL, AS A GENEROUS OFFER, 208 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,287 CONSIDERING HER PAIN, 209 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,490 SHE IS WILLING TO TAKE ONLY 50% OF MR. CRANE'S ASSETS. 210 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,592 (Paul) WHAT? 211 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,662 INCLUDING HIS EQUITY IN THE FIRM HERE, OF COURSE. 212 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,396 THEY WERE MARRIED ONLY THREE HOURS. 213 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,565 AND IT WOULD HAVE LASTED LONGER HAD DENNY HERE 214 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,568 NOT BANGED A COCKTAIL WAITRESS AT HIS OWN WEDDING RECEPTION. 215 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,404 WE'RE NOT HERE TO JUDGE, HMM? 216 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,907 THOUGH THE STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS IS, 217 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,942 AND IN CASES LIKE THIS, WE ARE A "FAULT" STATE, 218 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,078 AND CLEARLY DENNY IS AT FAULT. 219 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:15,082 AND BY THE TIME MRS. CRANE GETS WHAT'S HERS, WHO KNOWS? 220 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,118 MAYBE I'LL HAVE MY NAME ON THE DOOR HERE. 221 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,087 DO YOU SMOKE IT OR TAKE IT IN THE ARM? BRAD. 222 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,455 (chuckles) 223 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,257 THERE WILL BE NO DIVORCE. 224 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,959 BEG PARDON? 225 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,962 BEV AND I HAD AN AGREEMENT WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER. 226 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:32,265 SHE TOLD ME THAT I COULD SLEEP WITH WHOMEVER I WANT. 227 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,435 DELMONICO'S RESTAURANT, JANUARY 14th. 228 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,271 HAPPIEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 229 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,473 SO I HAD SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN 230 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,342 OR A... NAVY BURBERRY. 231 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,344 I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHICH, 232 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,679 BUT THE POINT IS, 233 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,148 SHE GRANTED ME THE RIGHT TO TOMCAT, 234 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,650 AND I EXERCISED THAT RIGHT. 235 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,753 NO DIVORCE. 236 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,355 NO RECONCILIATION. 237 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,993 WE'RE GOING TO COURT. 238 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:12,639 EVERY GOOD MARRIAGE TAKES WORK. 239 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,309 *** 240 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,820 *** 241 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,355 (door opens) 242 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,359 KURT LOOMIS. 243 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,761 ALAN SHORE. 244 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,896 I'VE NOTICED YOU AT THE JUICE BAR 245 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,230 ON THE FIRST FLOOR. 246 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,933 YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A PENNY, NEVER TAKE ONE. 247 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,369 I ADMIRE THAT. HA, THANK YOU, AL. 248 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,937 SO I GUESS YOU'RE HERE TO SPEAK ABOUT JOAN. 249 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,106 YES, KUR, I AM. 250 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,375 WELL, I'M SORRY TO SEE HER GO, BUT RULES ARE THE RULES. 251 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,077 YOU BREAK 'EM, YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THE PRICE. 252 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,412 I'VE NEVER HEARD OUR ENTIRE SYSTEM OF JUSTICE 253 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,048 ENCAPSULATED SO SUCCINCTLY. 254 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,284 (chuckles) WELL, THAT'S ME. 255 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,286 HOWEVER, INSTANCES ARISE 256 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,389 WHERE THE RULES THEMSELVES ARE UNFAIR. 257 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,391 THIS IS ONE OF THOSE CASES. 258 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,795 NOPE, THE NO-SMOKING RULE IS AS RIGHT AS THE BIBLE. 259 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,097 GOOD FOR THE COMPANY, GOOD FOR THE EMPLOYEES. 260 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,599 IT'S JUST GOOD, PERIOD. 261 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,302 WELL, AND THIS MAY BE IN THE BIBLE SOMEWHERE-- 262 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,871 YOU DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO FORBID YOUR EMPLOYEES 263 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,706 FROM SMOKING AT WORK, 264 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,309 BUT WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE JUSTIFIED IN TELLING ANYONE 265 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,946 WHAT THEY MAY OR MAY NOT DO ON THEIR OWN TIME? 266 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,480 BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR THEM, 267 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,950 AND MY LAWYER TOLD ME I COULD-- 268 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,785 GUY JUST LIKE YOU. 269 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:35,122 YOU SEE, EVERYONE HERE IS WHAT YOU CALL AN AT-WILL EMPLOYEE. 270 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,290 AND LIKE MOST WORKERS IN THIS COUNTRY, 271 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,759 THEY CAN BE FIRED FOR ANYTHING, 272 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,162 ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, 273 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,731 ANY WAY. 274 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,233 YOU SEE, AL, 275 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,734 I USED TO COACH FOOTBALL. 276 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,803 I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. 277 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,771 IT'S LIKE I USED TO TELL MY PLAYERS. 278 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,506 THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO DO THINGS-- 279 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,642 MY WAY AND THE WRONG WAY. 280 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,610 JOAN DID THINGS THE WRONG WAY, 281 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,779 SO I CUT HER FROM THE SQUAD. 282 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,081 (chuckles) 283 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,750 I HAVE A SIMILAR BIT OF WISDOM I LIKE TO SHARE. 284 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,087 WE CAN DO THIS MY WAY OR ANOTHER WAY 285 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,689 THAT WILL HAVE YOU WRITING A VERY LARGE CHECK 286 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,691 AND CRYING LIKE A BABY. 287 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,760 ARE YOU THREATENING ME, AL? 288 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,296 WHY NOT JUST REHIRE JOAN 289 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,099 AND FORGET WE EVER MET? 290 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,102 I KNOW I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE. 291 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,972 NOPE, I THINK WE'RE DONE. 292 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,640 ACTUALLY, THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING 293 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,776 OF OUR LITTLE GAME. 294 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,812 I'D ASSUMED THAT AS A COACH, YOU'D HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT. 295 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:44,157 *** 296 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,130 TRYING TO QUIT? 297 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,699 NOT REALLY. 298 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,801 I-I JUST SUPPOSE THERE SHOULD BE A LAW 299 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,837 REQUIRING ME TO TRY TO QUIT. (chuckles) 300 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,739 WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? 301 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,308 DIVORCE. 302 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,310 AH, BEEN THERE. 303 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,145 NOT WITH A HUSBAND, ACTUALLY, 304 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,981 BUT BOYFRIEND AFTER FRIGGIN' BOYFRIEND. 305 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,550 I SUCK AT RELATIONSHIPS. 306 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,053 ACTUALLY, I SUCK AT ALMOST EVERYTHING. (chuckles) 307 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,923 WHEN I'M NOT INHALING, I'M SUCKING. 308 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,225 (chuckles) (laughs) THE STORY OF MY LIFE. 309 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,560 THE ONLY THING I'VE ACTUALLY EVER BEEN GOOD AT IS MY JOB, 310 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,595 WHICH I NEVER SUCKED AT 311 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,098 BUT GOT FIRED JUST THE SAME FOR INHALING. 312 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,900 I WAS GOOD AT IT. 313 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,003 I WAS GOOD. I WAS GOOD. 314 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,105 I WAS... 315 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,440 GOOD. 316 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,609 I CAN'T MAKE MY RENT. 317 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,946 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 318 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,115 NO, I DO, ACTUALLY. I'M SUING. 319 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,117 THAT'S IT, AND I'M GOING TO WIN. 320 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,519 ALAN SHORE'S MY LAWYER, AND HE'S GOOD. 321 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,455 HE'S GOOD. 322 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,624 WHO HAVE YOU GOT? 323 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,627 UH, I HAD DENNY CRANE. 324 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,930 NOW I'VE GOT ELI. 325 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:03,403 ALAN SHORE'S IN MY BOSS' OFFICE RIGHT NOW TRYING TO SETTLE. 326 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,406 HE'S GOING TO COME WALKING OFF THAT ELEVATOR ANY SECOND 327 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,641 AND TELL ME I'VE GOT MY JOB BACK, 328 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,743 OR THEY'RE GIVING ME MONEY, 329 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:14,481 OR I'M GOING TO GET EVERYTHING I WANT. 330 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,848 OTHERWISE... 331 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,287 I HAVE TO WIN THIS. 332 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,690 I HAVE TO WIN. 333 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:32,966 (Shirley) WE'RE BEING AUDITED. 334 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,135 THE ENTIRE FIRM? 335 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,637 TO DETERMINE DENNY'S NET WORTH. 336 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,007 LET THEM. WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE. 337 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,975 HOLD ON A SECOND THERE, AUNT SALLY. 338 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,677 THIS COULD BE... WELL, A PROBLEM. 339 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,946 WHY? DENNY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 340 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,849 LITTLE THINGS. 341 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,618 HOW LITTLE? 342 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,754 I MAY HAVE, ON OCCASION, 343 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,491 LAID OFF AN OCCASIONAL PERSONAL EXPENSE ON THE FIRM, 344 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,927 OCCASIONALLY. GOOD LORD! 345 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,297 CALL JOEL LANDSON IN ACCOUNTING. GET HIM UP HERE RIGHT AWAY. 346 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,799 (door closes) 347 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,801 MIND YOU, IT'S NOT EXACTLY ILLEGAL, 348 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,538 BUT IT'S NOT LEGAL EITHER. IT'S IN THE FUZZY GRAY AREA. 349 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,040 DENNY'S HOME ADDRESS. 350 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,474 BOTTOM LINE. 351 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,975 SHOULD THIS INFORMATION BECOME PUBLIC... 352 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,445 AND WE CAN BE SURE THAT BEV'S LAWYERS 353 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,846 WILL SEE THAT IT DOES. THE I.R.S. COULD GET INVOLVED. 354 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,948 OUR REPUTATION WILL BE SULLIED. 355 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,951 CLIENTS WILL BEGIN TO WONDER IF THEY'VE BEEN BILKED. 356 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,786 THERE COULD BE MORE INVESTIGATIONS, 357 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,622 AND ALL OF THE PARTNERS WILL BE LIABLE. 358 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,292 WE'RE TALKING ARTHUR ANDERSEN HEADLINES. WE'RE SCREWED. 359 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,394 WE DON'T OWN ENOUGH SHREDDERS. 360 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,963 OUR ONLY CHANCE RIGHT NOW IS TO SETTLE AND SETTLE QUICKLY. 361 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,799 UM, WE CAN'T DO THAT. WHY NOT? 362 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,370 BECAUSE I WANT TO STAY MARRIED TO BEV. 363 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,573 I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLUFFING! THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE AN OPTION RIGHT NOW, DENNY. 364 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,841 I'M GOING TO MAKE IT AN OPTION, 365 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,711 AND AS WE KNOW, MY NAME ON THE DOOR. 366 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,016 THAT'S IT! 367 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,430 PAUL. DENISE, I WANT YOU TO LOOK OVER THE PARTNERSHIP AGREEMENT 368 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:14,767 AND TELL ME HYPOTHETICALLY WHAT WOULD BE REQUIRED 369 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,438 FOR ME TO SELL MY PORTION OUT AND TAKE EARLY RETIREMENT, 370 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,441 AND HYPOTHETICALLY I WOULD NEED THAT VERY FAST. 371 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,277 PAUL, DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU'LL REGRET. 372 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,213 DOING NOTHING IS WHAT I'LL REGRET MOST. 373 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,381 I HAVE DEVOTED MY LIFE TO KEEPING THIS FIRM 374 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,350 AN OUTSTANDING INSTITUTION. 375 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,286 NOW IN THE TWILIGHT OF MY CAREER, 376 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,956 THIS--THIS MESS COULD DESTROY MY REPUTATION, 377 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,127 ALL BECAUSE DENNY CANNOT CONTROL HIS AGED GROIN. 378 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,095 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, GUYS. I CAN FIX THIS. 379 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,464 NOW JUST LET ME TALK TO DENNY. I KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 380 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,933 I CAN MAKE HIM SETTLE. 381 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,602 PAUL, JUST WAIT THIS OUT, PLEASE. 382 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,914 *** 383 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,251 THE PURCHASE OF A HOME IS ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT STRESSORS, 384 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,752 AND WHILE I'M NO BRAGGART, 385 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,754 IN MY EIGHT YEARS AT LOOMIS ESCROW, 386 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,756 I HAD THE MOST ESCROW CLOSES. 387 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,592 I HAD THE HIGHEST CUSTOMER SATISFACTION RECORD. 388 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,295 ALL OF MY YEAR-END REVIEWS WERE FOURS. 389 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,730 THAT'S OUT OF A POSSIBLE FOUR. 390 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,932 I WAS EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR THREE YEARS RUNNING. 391 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,001 I MEAN, IF I WAS SUCH A BAD WORKER, 392 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,304 THEN WHY WAS I AWARDED THE $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE 393 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,605 TO THE HUNGRY WHISTLER? 394 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,240 (Alan) YOUR HONOR, AT THIS TIME, 395 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,442 IF I MAY ENTER INTO EVIDENCE 396 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,579 MS. ZEDER'S THREE EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR PLAQUES. 397 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,315 PLEASE NOTE THE INSCRIBED NICKNAME, 398 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,784 "JUST ASK JOAN." 399 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,786 THANK YOU. I CAN SEE THAT. 400 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,822 NOW, JOAN, DO YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES? 401 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,691 YEAH. 402 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,193 HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED AT WORK? 403 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,596 YES, BUT ONLY ON MY BREAKS ON MY TIME, AWAY FROM THE DOOR, 404 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,598 AND I'M A COURTESY WAVER, 405 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,601 SO, YOU KNOW, I... NOT IN ANYONE'S FACE. 406 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,337 DOES YOUR SMOKING IMPACT YOUR JOB IN ANY WAY? 407 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,772 NO, AND I'VE NEVER BEEN LATE BECAUSE OF SMOKING. 408 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,474 IN FACT, ACTUALLY, IT HELPS CALM ME DOWN 409 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,610 SO I CAN FOCUS ON MY WORK. 410 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,479 THANK YOU, MS. ZEDER. 411 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,151 MS. ZEDER, DID YOUR BOSS TELL YOU TO QUIT SMOKING, 412 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,786 OR YOU'D BE FIRED? 413 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,488 YES. 414 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,124 NOTHING FURTHER. 415 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,394 *** 416 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,469 DENNY. 417 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,405 I WAS A MARINE. 418 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,674 I SERVED MY COUNTRY PROUDLY IN THE FIRST GULF WAR. 419 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,143 I AM AN HONEST, HONORABLE PERSON. 420 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,645 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DO NOT LIE. 421 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,413 WE'RE CLEAR ON THAT? YES. 422 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,315 ARE THERE ANY GUNS IN HERE? 423 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,317 I WANT TO BE CLEAR ON THAT AS WELL. 424 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,253 THERE ARE MANY GUNS. WITHIN REACH? 425 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,488 NO. ALL RIGHT. 426 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,491 (breathes deeply) 427 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,895 SEVERAL WEEKS AGO I TOOK YOUR FIANCéE OUT TO LUNCH. 428 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,097 IT'S NOT THAT. 429 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,433 I OFFERED HER $500,000 430 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,069 TO END HER RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. 431 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,937 WHAT? 432 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,039 I KNOW. IT WAS A FOOLISH THING TO DO, 433 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,041 BUT I FELT THAT I WAS ACTING IN THE BEST INTERESTS 434 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,743 OF THE FIRM AND YOU. 435 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,545 SHE TURNED YOU DOWN. 436 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,613 YES. 437 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:18,117 BUT BEFORE SHE DID, SHE HESITATED. 438 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,287 SHE CONSIDERED IT. 439 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,890 AND IT'S MY BELIEF THAT IF I HAD OFFERED HER MORE, 440 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,125 SHE WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT. 441 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,960 THANK YOU, BRAD, FOR TELLING ME THAT. 442 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,630 IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN EASY. WHEW. 443 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,465 YOU'RE FIRED. 444 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,766 WHAT? 445 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,435 NAME ON THE DOOR. 446 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,003 SEE YA. 447 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,284 HE FIRED ME. I'M A PARTNER. HE FIRED ME. 448 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,786 BRAD, THE REVIEW COMMITTEE WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 449 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,289 HE CAN'T JUST FIRE YOU WITHOUT CONSULTING THE PARTNERS. 450 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,790 OF COURSE HE CAN. 451 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,293 HE'S DENNY CRANE. HIS NAME'S ON THE DOOR. 452 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:03,930 IF HE WANTS ME GONE, I'M GONE. 453 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:07,500 *** 454 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,238 DAMN IT, DENNY, YOU JUST CAN'T. 455 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,506 CAN. 456 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,108 ALL OF IT. THIS IS A LAW FIRM! 457 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,677 THIS IS A LIVING, BREATHING ENTITY. 458 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,679 YES, YOU MAY HAVE FOUNDED IT, 459 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,581 BUT HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE 460 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,850 NOW HAVE THEIR LIVES ATTACHED TO IT, 461 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,952 AND AT THIS MOMENT, THROUGH THE CHOICES YOU MAKE, 462 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,955 YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO UNRAVEL THIS ENTIRE PLACE 463 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,658 AND THE INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE GIVEN EVERYTHING TO IT. 464 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,660 THAT MAY BE, BUT STILL-- 465 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,095 SO HELP ME, IF YOU SAY IT'S STILL YOUR NAME ON THE DOOR, 466 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,531 I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH ONE OF YOUR OWN GUNS. 467 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,367 THAT WON'T CHANGE THE DOOR. 468 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,669 DENNY, YOU CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE 469 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,204 AT YOUR OWN WEDDING RECEPTION 470 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,807 IN WHAT HAS BECOME SOME SORT OF CLOAKROOM FETISH. 471 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,809 THAT IS A NEW LOW EVEN FOR YOU. 472 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:53,846 YEAH. IT IS, ISN'T IT? 473 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,785 AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING 474 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,120 YOU DON'T WANT THE MARRIAGE TO END? 475 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,856 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 476 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:09,462 YOU'VE KNOWN ME 30 YEARS. YOU TELL ME. 477 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,131 ONE MOMENT I'M ENJOYING MY OWN WEDDING RECEPTION, 478 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,734 AND THE NEXT, MY GUT'S TELLING ME SOMETHING'S WRONG. 479 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,470 AND SOMEHOW HAVING SEX WITH THAT WAITRESS 480 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,205 OR THE COAT 481 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,908 MADE EVERYTHING FEEL RIGHT. 482 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:26,178 AND ONCE THINGS FELT RIGHT AGAIN, 483 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,215 I WANTED BEV BACK. 484 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,755 DENNY, YOUR ONCE CHARMING AND ECCENTRIC BEHAVIOR 485 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:39,358 HAS TURNED INTO A SERIES OF SELF-DESTRUCTIVE IMPULSES. 486 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,227 I LOVE YOU, 487 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,596 BUT IT'S TIME TO TAKE A STEP BACK 488 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,265 AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE TURNING INTO. 489 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:49,402 SHIRLEY, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 490 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:53,239 *** 491 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,783 *** 492 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,791 SHIRLEY. 493 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,192 YOU WANT SOMETHING. 494 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,528 I'LL GUESS IT'S SEX. LET ME TAKE MY COAT OFF. 495 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,296 AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO, ALAN, 496 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,432 IF WE DID, I WOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH YOUR NEEDS. 497 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,801 YES. WELL, ANOTHER TIME. 498 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,203 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 499 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,206 I AM SURE YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH DENNY. 500 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,610 SHIRLEY, IN THIS CASE, I'VE DECIDED TO STAY ABOVE THE FRAY 501 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,612 AND CATCH THE SHOW FROM THE MEZZANINE. 502 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,614 IN CASE YOU MISSED THE FIRST ACT, 503 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,315 DENNY'S DECISION NOT TO SETTLE ON HIS DIVORCE 504 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,985 LEAVES THE FIRM QUITE VULNERABLE. 505 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,153 WE MAY BE OPEN TO PUBLIC AUDIT, UH, 506 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,289 POTENTIAL LAWSUITS. 507 00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:45,124 PAUL HAS THREATENED TO LEAVE, 508 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,560 AND WE MAY LOSE BRAD IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL. 509 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,661 SOUNDS EXCITING. 510 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:52,164 SO YOU WANT ME TO CONVINCE DENNY TO SETTLE 511 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:54,801 SO THAT WE ALL MAY BE SETTLED? 512 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,168 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 513 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,304 I WON'T DO IT. 514 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:02,174 ALAN, YOU'RE WILLING TO SEE THIS FIRM GO DOWN? 515 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,277 YOU'RE ASKING ME TO MANIPULATE MY FRIEND, AND I WON'T DO IT. 516 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:09,315 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 517 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,722 *** 518 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,126 HEALTH INSURANCE PREMIUMS KEEP GOING UP. 519 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,028 I RUN A SMALL BUSINESS. 520 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,863 I'M COMPETING AGAINST ESCROW SERVICES 521 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,431 THAT ARE NATIONWIDE CHAINS 522 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,366 AND OTHERS THAT ARE ON THE INTERNET. 523 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,468 I HAVE TO EITHER CUT COSTS OR CLOSE MY DOORS. 524 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:33,640 IT'S THAT SIMPLE. AND IF MS. ZEDER WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO QUIT SMOKING, 525 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,508 WOULD YOU HAVE KEPT HER ON THE PAYROLL? OF COURSE. 526 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,677 WE DIDN'T GIVE HER THE $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE 527 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:39,679 TO THE HUNGRY WHISTLER FOR NOTHING. 528 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,681 MR. LOOMIS, 529 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:45,284 YOUR DESIRE TO CUT COSTS MAKES ABSOLUTE SENSE. 530 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,320 BUT EARLIER, WE HEARD YOUR OFFICE MANAGER TESTIFY 531 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:51,791 THAT WHEN YOU WEIGH MS. ZEDER'S PRODUCTIVITY 532 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,227 AGAINST ANY INCREASED HEALTH INSURANCE PREMIUMS, 533 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,963 YOU STILL COME OUT AHEAD. 534 00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,800 SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS, DARE I SAY IT, A FUMBLE, CORRECT? 535 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,869 I HAVE TO THINK OF THE FUTURE. 536 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,337 IF SHE GETS CANCER OR HEART DISEASE 537 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:07,574 OR ANY OF THE OTHER THINGS THAT SMOKERS GET, 538 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:09,642 MY RATES GO SKY-HIGH. 539 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,043 MR. LOOMIS, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FAT PEOPLE? 540 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:13,846 BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, 541 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,482 300,000 AMERICANS DIE EVERY YEAR 542 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,384 FROM OBESITY-RELATED ILLNESSES. 543 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,519 OTHER BUSINESSES ARE FIRING PEOPLE FOR THAT. 544 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,421 I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. 545 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,523 SO YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT? I'M ALWAYS THINKING. 546 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:26,693 ANYONE CAN SEE THAT. HOW ABOUT ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION? 547 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,928 PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE THAN 15 DRINKS A WEEK 548 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,930 ARE AT RISK OF BECOMING ALCOHOLICS, 549 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,165 AND ALCOHOLISM CAN CAUSE CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVER, 550 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,334 PANCREATITIS, INCREASED INCIDENCE OF CANCER. 551 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,103 WOULDN'T IT BE A GOOD IDEA 552 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,672 TO MONITOR YOUR EMPLOYEES' ALCOHOL INTAKE? 553 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,440 MAYBE I SHOULD. WELL, WHAT ABOUT COFFEE? 554 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:44,777 CAFFEINE TEMPORARILY INCREASES YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE-- 555 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:47,013 TRANS-FATTY ACIDS AND STRESS, 556 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,616 BOTH OF THESE THINGS COULD CAUSE HEART ATTACKS. 557 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:52,351 THAT WOULD CERTAINLY RAISE YOUR PREMIUMS SKY-HIGH. 558 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,021 IT'S BEEN PROVEN ARGUING 30 MINUTES A DAY 559 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,624 LOWERS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM, AS DOES LONELINESS. 560 00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,226 THERE GO YOUR MARRIED EMPLOYEES AND YOUR SINGLE ONES. 561 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,194 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH THESE PEOPLE 562 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,431 ALL THE TIME, MR. LOOMIS. I HOPE YOU'RE A MULTITASKER. 563 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,466 MR. SHORE, I THINK YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. 564 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:10,469 NO, I'M JUST WELCOMING US ALL TO 1984. 565 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,104 THE BUS ARRIVED A LITTLE LATE, 566 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,106 AND OUR TOUR GUIDE GEORGE ORWELL IS GOOD AND DEAD, 567 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,108 BUT NONETHELESS WE MADE IT, 568 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:18,978 AND BIG BROTHER LOOMIS IS WATCHING US. OBJECTION. 569 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,881 NOTHING FURTHER, THAT IS, IF IT'S OKAY WITH MR. LOOMIS. 570 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,316 (snickers) 571 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:28,087 *** 572 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,864 I, UM... AHEM. 573 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:42,001 I DRAFTED A MEMO FOR YOU 574 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,737 REGARDING THE PARTNERSHIP AGREEMENT. THANK YOU. 575 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,906 AS A SECOND TOPIC, 576 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,608 I'M NOT SAYING THIS FIRM IS ABOUT TO DISSOLVE, 577 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,844 BUT IF IT DID... 578 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:53,145 HYPOTHETICALLY. 579 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,647 IF IT DID, 580 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:57,650 WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN BREAKING OFF 581 00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:01,120 AND SETTING UP YOUR OWN FIRM WITH SOMEONE? 582 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,622 SOMEONE "& BAUER" WOULD PROBABLY BE 583 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,958 THE NAME ON THE DOOR. 584 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:10,462 UM, I WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT, 585 00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:12,298 HYPOTHETICALLY. 586 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,934 WELL, THAT'S ALL I COULD ASK, 587 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,303 IF I WERE ASKING. 588 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,875 (knock on door) 589 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,811 THERE YOU ARE. HERE I AM. 590 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,447 HOW'S YOUR CASE? 591 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,515 NOT OVER. 592 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:32,384 HOW ARE YOUR VARIOUS ENTERPRISES? 593 00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,721 YOU MEAN BEV. 594 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,723 EVERYONE HERE THINKS MY SITUATION UPSTAIRS 595 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,624 IS CLOUDING MY JUDGMENT, 596 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:42,294 THAT ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD WANT TO STAY WITH HER. 597 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,997 EVERYONE IN LOVE IS SOMETHING OF AN IDIOT. 598 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,304 THIS MIGHT GET UGLY, DENNY. 599 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,306 IT MAY HAVE ALREADY. 600 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,343 AND I DON'T CARE. 601 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,147 AT A CERTAIN AGE, ALAN, 602 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,349 YOU'LL FIND IT EXTRAORDINARY 603 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,752 THE COMPROMISES ONE IS WILLING TO MAKE 604 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:08,554 FOR EVEN THE POSSIBILITY OF LOVE. 605 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:17,396 INCREASED GLOBALIZATION, MEGACORPORATIONS-- 606 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:20,767 HOW CAN A SMALL BUSINESSMAN COMPETE? 607 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,668 TWO WAYS. 608 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,437 HE MUST OFFER A UNIQUE, TERRIFIC PRODUCT OR SERVICE, 609 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:28,007 AND HE MUST KEEP COSTS DOWN. 610 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,576 NOW KURT LOOMIS RUNS A FIRST-RATE ESCROW COMPANY, 611 00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:33,345 AND HE WANTS TO DO RIGHT BY HIS EMPLOYEES 612 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,181 BY OFFERING THEM HEALTH INSURANCE, 613 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,784 BUT IF HE DOESN'T KEEP HIS BIGGEST EXPENSE IN CHECK-- 614 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:40,386 HEALTH CARE-- HE LOSES EVERYTHING. 615 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:44,791 SO HE INSTITUTED A VERY STRICT NO-SMOKING POLICY. 616 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:48,861 NOW MR. LOOMIS IS NOT ONLY REDUCING HIS BUSINESS COSTS, 617 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,864 HE'S ALSO HELPING HIS EMPLOYEES WHO SMOKE 618 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:55,367 BY GIVING THEM MOTIVATION TO QUIT. 619 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,369 NOW JOAN ZEDER KNEW THE COMPANY POLICY. 620 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,139 SHE WAS GIVEN AMPLE TIME TO QUIT SMOKING, 621 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:02,541 AND SHE KNEW SHE'D BE FIRED IF SHE DIDN'T, 622 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,778 BUT SHE CHOSE CIGARETTES OVER HER JOB 623 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:08,881 AND BECAUSE MS. ZEDER IS AN AT-WILL EMPLOYEE, 624 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:11,650 MR. LOOMIS HAD A LEGAL RIGHT TO FIRE HER. 625 00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:14,386 AND AS TO WHAT SMOKING IS DOING TO HER HEALTH, 626 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,990 SHE CAN READ THE WARNING LABEL ON THE PACK. 627 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:26,665 THE GREAT IRISH PLAYWRIGHT GEORGE BERNARD SHAW 628 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:30,136 HAD A RATHER JAUNDICED VIEW OF OUR COUNTRY. 629 00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,671 SHAW SAID THAT WHILE OUR CONSTITUTION 630 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:36,408 WAS SET UP TO PREVENT POLITICAL DICTATORSHIP, 631 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,911 IN DOING SO, WE ESTABLISHED A SOCIETY 632 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,013 WHERE EVERY WARD BOSS IS A DICTATOR, 633 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:43,082 EVERY FINANCIER A DICTATOR, 634 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,284 EVERY PRIVATE EMPLOYER A DICTATOR, 635 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:49,088 ALL WITH THE LIVELIHOOD OF THE WORKERS AT THEIR MERCY. 636 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,959 WELL, IF MR. LOOMIS WANTS TO EMULATE MUSSOLINI 637 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:56,762 IN HOW HE TREATS HIS EMPLOYEES AT THE OFFICE, THAT'S ONE THING, 638 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,597 BUT JOAN ZEDER'S ACTIONS AT WORK 639 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,867 HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COMMENDABLE. 640 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,468 MR. LOOMIS ALSO DECLARED HIMSELF 641 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:05,537 EMPEROR OVER MS. ZEDER IN HER HOME. 642 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:08,174 THERE HE FOUND HER SMOKING SOMETHING 643 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:10,509 WHICH IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW, 644 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,944 WHICH IS, IN FACT, NONE OF HIS BUSINESS, 645 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:13,946 BUT HE FIRED HER ANYWAY. 646 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,115 SHOULDN'T WE BE ABLE TO HAVE PRIVATE LIVES 647 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,184 THAT AREN'T GOVERNED BY THE PEOPLE WE WORK FOR? 648 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:20,719 MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE 649 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:24,323 I JUST ASKED THAT QUESTION IN AN AMERICAN COURTROOM. 650 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:27,226 MY HEAD MAY EXPLODE. 651 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,827 YOUR HONOR, 652 00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:30,829 THE RIGHT TO PRIVACY, 653 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:35,401 AS YOU WELL KNOW, IS GUARANTEED UNDER OUR CONSTITUTION, 654 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:38,204 BUT NOW, THANKS TO OUR CURRENT SUPREME COURT, 655 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:41,240 THAT RIGHT IS FLICKERING LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND, 656 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,409 AND THE BREEZE IS PICKING UP. 657 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:47,146 BUT JUSTICE SCALIA AND HIS ILK AREN'T JUDGING THIS CASE. 658 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,315 YOU ARE. 659 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,817 AND AT WHAT POINT WILL WE SAY-- 660 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,252 WILL YOU SAY-- 661 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:56,355 THAT PROVIDED WE DO NOT VIOLATE THE LAW, 662 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:59,491 OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT DICTATE WHAT WE DO 663 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:02,594 IN THE PRIVACY OF OUR OWN HOMES? 664 00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:04,763 YOUR HONOR, 665 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:08,700 WHEN YOU CONSIDER THIS CASE IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR CHAMBERS 666 00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:13,405 WHERE NO POLICE OR LAWYERS OR LOOMIS MAY ENTER, 667 00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:18,044 PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE DYING GASPS 668 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:20,279 OF OUR PRECIOUS RIGHT TO PRIVACY 669 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,781 AND WHAT OUR LIVES MIGHT BE LIKE 670 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,883 IF IT ACTUALLY PASSES AWAY. 671 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,190 *** 672 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:46,072 *** 673 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:49,641 (man) * I'M JUST TRYIN' TO UNDERSTAND * 674 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:53,079 * WHAT THE WORLD IS GOING THROUGH * 675 00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:58,951 * 'CAUSE I LEARNED MY WAY 676 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:01,988 * I WAS BORN AND RAISED 677 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:04,456 * IN THE OLD SCHOOL 678 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:06,792 * OH, YES I WAS 679 00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:09,828 CONFERENCE ROOM. I'M PUTTING THIS THING TO BED. 680 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,741 (Eli) IT'S HIGH. 681 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:25,011 IT COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH HIGHER. 682 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,979 DENNY, YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS? 683 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,847 NO NEED. 684 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,017 HERE'S OUR COUNTEROFFER. TWO WORDS. 685 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,019 WELL, MAYBE THREE. 686 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:37,123 BARBARA'S BUILT-INS. (coughs) 687 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:40,926 CAN DENNY AND I PLEASE HAVE THE ROOM? 688 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,195 BEV, DON'T-- IT'S ALL RIGHT. 689 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,664 I'VE GOT IT. 690 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:02,014 SO WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 691 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:04,450 "BARBARA'S BUILT-INS, ONLY THE BEST." 692 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,453 YOU MARKETED TO OLD PEOPLE 693 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:10,122 IN RETIREMENT HOMES IN AND AROUND BOCA RATON. 694 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,958 YOU SOLD BUILT-INS FOR TELEVISION SETS 695 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,626 AND BUILT-INS FOR DISHWASHERS, 696 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,695 BUILT-INS FOR MICROWAVES, 697 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:19,231 BUT YOU NEVER BUILT THEM IN. 698 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:21,233 THAT'S NOT TRUE. I DID SOME LOVELY WORK. 699 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:22,868 I ALWAYS MEANT TO FINISH THE JOBS 700 00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:25,637 THAT PEOPLE HAD CONTRACTED ME FOR, BUT I... 701 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,140 I HAD A CASH FLOW PROBLEM, 702 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,476 AND IT MADE MORE SENSE FINANCIALLY TO JUST... 703 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,444 TO ROB THE GEEZERS AND SKIP TOWN. 704 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,983 HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN? 705 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,551 SINCE OUR THIRD DATE. 706 00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,254 WHENEVER I MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN MORE THAN TWICE, 707 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:44,356 I HAVE HER INVESTIGATED. 708 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,525 BUT, DENNY, SINCE YOU KNEW MY HISTORY, 709 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,927 W-WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME SIGN A PRE-NUP? 710 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,863 'CAUSE I LOVED YOU. 711 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:55,567 AND WHEN YOU CAN SEND SOMEONE TO JAIL WITH A PHONE CALL, 712 00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:57,436 THERE'S YOUR PRE-NUP. 713 00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,239 WELL, YOU KNOW, I STILL COULD HAVE YOU AUDITED. 714 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:01,473 MM-HMM. 715 00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:04,276 STALEMATE. 716 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:07,779 EXACTLY. 717 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,116 AND YOU KNOW WHY IT'S A STALEMATE? 718 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,718 'CAUSE WE'RE SO MUCH ALIKE. 719 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:15,387 THE FACT THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING ON EACH OTHER 720 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:16,988 MEANS WE BELONG TOGETHER. 721 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,960 OUR LOVE IS A FAIRY TALE WRITTEN BY REAL PEOPLE. 722 00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:27,599 WHAT I'M SAYING IS, EVEN AFTER ALL THIS, 723 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:31,470 I'D LIKE TO MAKE IT WORK. 724 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,643 DENNY... 725 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,479 I LOVE YOU. 726 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:46,452 BUT I LOVE HAWAII MORE. 727 00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:54,793 WELL, YOU'LL BE THE ONE 728 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,796 THAT GOT AWAY FROM DENNY CRANE. 729 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:01,300 WHICH... 730 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,669 THAT MAKES YOU, UH, 731 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,504 A LARGE FISH 732 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:09,308 IN A VERY SMALL POND. 733 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:12,611 *** 734 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,949 MR. SHORE, I BELIEVE IN THE RIGHT TO PRIVACY 735 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:19,951 THAT YOU SO PASSIONATELY DEFENDED, 736 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:23,255 AND I BELIEVE THAT WHEN MR. LOOMIS FIRED MS. ZEDER 737 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,924 FOR ACTIONS THAT IN NO WAY AFFECTED 738 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:30,095 HER PERFORMANCE AT WORK, HE ACTED UNREASONABLY. 739 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,864 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE LAW DOESN'T REQUIRE 740 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:35,867 MR. LOOMIS TO BE REASONABLE. 741 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:37,769 THEREFORE, THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO. 742 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,372 I AM GRANTING THE MOTION TO DISMISS. 743 00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:42,841 COURT IS ADJOURNED. (bangs gavel) 744 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:45,277 WHAT? 745 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,713 I'M SORRY, JOAN. 746 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,687 WE CAN ALWAYS APPEAL THIS, JOAN, 747 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:58,156 AND IN THE MEANTIME, FIND YOU A NEW JOB. NEW JOB? 748 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,960 ALAN, I'M A SMOKER, AN EVIL, VILLAINOUS SMOKER. 749 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,396 IF I GO ON A JOB INTERVIEW, AND I'M HONEST-- 750 00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:06,798 I TELL THEM I HAVE A 2-PACK-A-DAY HABIT, THAT'S IT. 751 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,567 LIABILITY. LEPER. 752 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,970 YEAH, NO, THIS IS A NEW WORLD ORDER, ALAN. 753 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,805 I AM JUST A COG, 754 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:16,975 AND I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO FIT IN. 755 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,311 I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO QUIT, 756 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,179 EVEN IF IT KILLS ME. 757 00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,487 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO MISS MOST ABOUT SMOKING? 758 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,656 IT'S LIKE, YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF ALL DAY. 759 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,757 PEOPLE SCREAMING AT YOU. 760 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,525 "WHERE'S MY THIS? WHERE'S MY THAT? 761 00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:35,261 "WHY YOU HAVEN'T YOU ANSWERED MY E-MAIL 762 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:37,263 "THAT I SENT YOU SEVEN SECONDS AGO?" 763 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:39,498 AND IN ALL THAT CHAOS, ALL THAT FRENZY, 764 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:42,067 SMOKING WAS MORE THAN A HABIT. 765 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,770 IT WAS... IT WAS A PLACE TO GO 766 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,939 WHERE I COULD JUST SHUT OUT THE REST OF THE WORLD 767 00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:50,609 AND FIND A LITTLE SQUARE BIT 768 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:54,913 OF TIME AND PEACE FOR ME, 769 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:58,250 JUST A LITTLE BIT. 770 00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,118 THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 771 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:03,422 IF I MAY SUGGEST AN ALTERNATE HABIT-- 772 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,524 INTERCOURSE. 773 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,359 WHAT? 774 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,961 I FIND IT JUST AS RELAXING-- 775 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:13,399 THAT BREAK IN THE DAY OR SEVERAL TIMES 776 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:15,401 WHEN YOU SHUT THE REST OF THE WORLD OUT, 777 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:17,903 BREATHING IN THE MOMENT, 778 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:20,306 FEELING IT RUN THROUGH YOUR BODY, 779 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,908 THAT NICE HIGH IN THE END, 780 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:26,312 MUCH LIKE A CIGARETTE. 781 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:31,383 WAS, UH... WAS THAT A PROPOSITION? 782 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:32,818 (chuckles) 783 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,920 NOT REALLY. 784 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,655 BUT IF, AS A FRIEND, 785 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,757 YOU EVER NEED ANY ASSISTANCE, 786 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:41,293 WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING A SMOKE, 787 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,729 JUST CALL ME INSTEAD. 788 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,365 THANKS, ALAN. 789 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,101 AN AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED 790 00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:52,804 ON THE MATTER OF CRANE vs. CRANE. 791 00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:56,174 I WILL BUY A HOUSE FOR BEV IN HAWAII. SHE WILL ACCEPT. 792 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:58,777 MARRIAGE IS DISSOLVED. 793 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:05,083 MRS. CRANE, I THINK WE SHOULD CONSIDER OUR OPTIONS-- 794 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,952 WE'RE DONE. 795 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,954 ELI, WE'RE DONE. 796 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,959 LOOK ME UP IF YOU'RE EVER ON THE BIG ISLAND. 797 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,194 I AM THE BIG ISLAND. 798 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:23,301 COME ON. 799 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,346 BRAD. 800 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:39,217 I REALLY COULDN'T HAVE FIRED YOU BY MYSELF. 801 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,453 YES, YOU COULD HAVE. YES, I COULD HAVE. 802 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:44,022 BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE SAY THINGS THEY DON'T REALLY MEAN, 803 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:46,024 LIKE "I LOVE YOU" OR "YOU'RE FIRED," 804 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,760 SO I REALLY WANT YOU TO STAY WITH THE FIRM. 805 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,564 WHILE EVERYONE WAS WHINING ABOUT BEV, 806 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,566 YOU ACTUALLY TRIED TO TAKE HER OUT. 807 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,468 I ADMIRE THAT. 808 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:59,237 YOU HAVE VERY LARGE TESTICLES, MY FRIEND. 809 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,707 WELL, THANK YOU, DENNY. 810 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,309 I'M FLATTERED YOU HAVE THAT OPINION OF ME. 811 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,311 IT'S NOT MY OPINION. 812 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,213 I SAW YOU IN THE SHOWER AT THE GYM. 813 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:09,715 GOOD GOD! 814 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:13,419 (Van Morrison's "Days Like This" playing) 815 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:23,929 * WHEN IT'S NOT ALWAYS RAINING 816 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,498 * THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS 817 00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:29,100 * WHEN THERE'S NO ONE COMPLAININ' * 818 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:31,603 * THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS 819 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:34,239 * EVERYTHING FALLS INTO PLACE 820 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:36,608 * LIKE THE FLICK OF A SWITCH 821 00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:38,844 * WELL, MY MAMA TOLD ME 822 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,713 * THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS... * 823 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:43,949 YOU KNOW THE BEST PART OF MY MARRIAGES 824 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,951 HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE FIRST DAY. 825 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,454 JUST MARRIED, A GRAND THING. 826 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:51,122 BUT FOR ME THERE WAS NOTHING 827 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:55,461 MORE DEVASTATINGLY LONELY THAN BEING MARRIED FOR A WHILE. 828 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:59,431 YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR WIFE. 829 00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:03,802 WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? 830 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:07,573 SHE HAD ALL THE MOST DELECTABLE QUALITIES 831 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:09,475 ONE COULD HOPE FOR-- 832 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:12,811 CREATIVITY, DESIRE, 833 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,379 ZEALOTRY, 834 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,482 A GORGEOUS CLAVICLE, 835 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:19,818 HEALTHY LACK OF INHIBITION. 836 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,588 SOUNDS SPECTACULAR. WHAT HAPPENED? 837 00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:26,124 SHE BEGAN... 838 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,062 ...TO KNOW ME TOO WELL, 839 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,465 AND I BEGAN TO HATE HER FOR IT. 840 00:40:33,499 --> 00:40:37,335 EVEN WHEN I WAS UNPREDICTABLE, SHE'D PREDICT IT. 841 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:40,438 FOR THOSE OF US WHO ASPIRE TO BE ORIGINAL, 842 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:44,142 IT'S THE WORST SORT OF BANALITY. 843 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:49,815 SHE DIED. 844 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:56,154 I'VE MISSED THAT BANALITY EVER SINCE. 845 00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:08,299 I WONDER IF SOMETIMES I GET REMARRIED 846 00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:10,669 JUST TO HAVE SOMEONE LISTEN TO MY STORIES AGAIN. 847 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,504 (laughs) THAT'S A TERRIBLE REASON. 848 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:15,507 SOMEONE WITH THAT ADMIRING LOOK IN THEIR EYE. 849 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,011 YES. 850 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:31,557 DENNY, THEY'RE DOING SOME SORT OF RENOVATIONS AT MY HOTEL. 851 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,458 THEY START AT DAWN 852 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,961 AND MAKE A HORRENDOUS RACKET. 853 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,897 IT WAKES ME UP. I CAN'T GET BACK TO SLEEP. 854 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:40,398 IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH YOU. 855 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:41,833 (chuckles) NIGHT TERRORS, 856 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:45,136 CLOWNS, RENOVATION. 857 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:49,207 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD SPEND THE NIGHT AT YOUR PLACE. 858 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:54,846 HOW LONG IS THE RENOVATION GOING TO TAKE? 859 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,514 THEY WON'T SAY. 860 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,086 WELL... 861 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:06,057 STAY AS LONG AS YOU NEED. 862 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:08,093 * THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS 863 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:09,828 THANKS. 864 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,496 * OH, MY MAMA TOLD ME 865 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,565 * THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS * 866 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:16,101 * OH, MY MAMA TOLD ME 867 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,570 * THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS 868 00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:23,541 * OH, MY MAMA TOLD ME, THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS * 869 00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:26,544 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 870 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:31,817 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 871 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:33,952 IT'S NO USE, ALAN. NOTHING INTERESTS ME ANYMORE. 872 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:36,788 RUSSELL BLAYNEY-- VICTIM OR VIGILANTE? 873 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,957 I WANT THAT CASE! 874 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:41,259 I SEE YOUR BLISS IS BACK AS WELL. 875 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,894 I DON'T WANT YOUR LEGAL ADVICE. I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT 876 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,063 IF MY DAUGHTER IS USING DRUGS AGAIN. 877 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:47,398 I'M BRAD. I'M A DRUG ADDICT. (all) HI, BRAD. 878 00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:49,601 THAT WAS A NICE STORY. TOO BAD IT WAS A LIE. 879 00:42:49,635 --> 00:42:51,903 PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS GOING WHERE I THINK IT'S GOING. 880 00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:56,241 KARL TOOK SOME VERY TASTEFUL BLACK AND WHITE NUDES OF ME. 881 00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:59,878 I AM SO GLAD I CAME IN TO WORK TODAY.