1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,803 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,073 I WAS A DRUG ADDICT. I NEEDED MY FATHER, 3 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,141 AND YOU ABANDONED ME. WHO IS THIS? 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,577 YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER. (man) PLEASE WELCOME MR. AND MRS. DENNY CRANE. 5 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:14,014 (Bev) DENNY. BEV HAS HIRED AN ARMY OF LAWYERS TO GUT THIS FIRM. 6 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,917 AN AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED IN THE MATTER OF CRANE vs. CRANE. 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,253 I WILL BUY A HOUSE FOR BEV IN HAWAII. 8 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:21,155 YOU'LL BE THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY FROM DENNY CRANE. 9 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:23,924 LOOK ME UP IF YOU'RE EVER ON THE BIG ISLAND. I AM THE BIG ISLAND. 10 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:26,527 DENNY, THEY'RE DOING SOME SORT OF RENOVATIONS AT MY HOTEL. 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:31,065 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD SPEND THE NIGHT AT YOUR PLACE. STAY AS LONG AS YOU NEED. 12 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,136 *** 13 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:44,078 ...BELIEVE THAT 24% OF MARRIED COUPLES-- 14 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,080 WHICH TO ME IS A VERY LARGE NUMBER-- 15 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:48,082 DO NOT SLEEP IN THE SAME BED... 16 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:50,184 (knock on door) (Alan) DENNY, YOU READY TO GO? 17 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,752 AND THEY SAY IT HAS NOTHING TO DO... AND THEY'RE HAPPY ABOUT IT. 18 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,354 WITH NOT BEING COMPATIBLE WITH A PERSON. 19 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,123 YOU WANT TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST... 20 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,924 DENNY, YOU MUST GO TO WORK. 21 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,359 IT'S HUMP DAY, YOUR FAVORITE DAY. 22 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,295 I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE ANYTHING ANYMORE. 23 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,697 LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND THE NEED TO RETREAT 24 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,134 INTO ONESELF AFTER A FAILED LOVE AFFAIR, 25 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,869 BUT YOU HAVEN'T GONE TO WORK IN THREE DAYS. 26 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,139 YOU'VE BEEN IN THAT BED FOR TWO. 27 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:14,108 YOU'RE DRINKING... (sniffs) SCOTCH AT 9 IN THE MORNING. 28 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:18,179 AND MOST DISTURBINGLY, YOU'RE WATCHING "THE VIEW." LEAVE ME ALONE. 29 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:24,152 HEY! HEY! HEY! SAME TEAM! SAME TEAM! 30 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,287 CONSIDER THIS AN INTERVENTION. 31 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:30,158 IT'S NO USE, ALAN. NOTHING INTERESTS ME ANYMORE. 32 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:33,127 CONSTRUCTION WORKER RUSSELL BLAYNEY-- 33 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,895 ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER 34 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,598 FOR SETTING A BOOBY TRAP IN HIS HOME TO CATCH BURGLARS. 35 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,567 MIGUEL DOMINGUEZ ALLEGEDLY BROKE 36 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,336 INTO BLAYNEY'S HOUSE AND RECEIVED A REPORTED 37 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,739 50,000 VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY THROUGH HIS BODY, 38 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,808 PARALYZING HIM FROM THE WAIST DOWN 39 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,410 AND LEAVING US ALL WITH THE QUESTION-- 40 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,580 RUSSELL BLAYNEY-- VICTIM OR VIGILANTE? 41 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,014 (Man) THANK YOU, RUSS, FOR THAT REPORT. 42 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:58,186 THAT CASE-- I WANT THAT CASE! 43 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,022 I SEE YOUR BLISS IS BACK AS WELL. 44 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,225 *** 45 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:10,364 YOUR HONOR, THE COMMONWEALTH MOVES THAT BAIL BE DENIED. 46 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,300 MR. BLAYNEY IS CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER 47 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,935 AND IS AN OBVIOUS FLIGHT RISK. IF I MAY, MY CLIENT-- 48 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,437 YOUR HONOR... 49 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,506 I NEED A MOMENT WITH MY CLIENT. 50 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,341 YOU DON'T HAVE A CLIENT HERE, MR. CRANE. 51 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,042 COUNT TO TEN, JUDGE. 52 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,345 MR. BLAYNEY, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 53 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,547 YEAH, YOU'RE DENNY CRANE. I'VE SEEN YOU ON "LARRY KING." 54 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,216 YOU'RE FAMOUS. 55 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,718 SO WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AS YOUR ATTORNEY-- 56 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,854 ME OR, UH, HACKY McGUILTY VERDICT HERE? 57 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,357 I'VE FACED HIM BEFORE. YOU'D RATHER HAVE HIM. 58 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,392 DON'T FEEL BAD, SON. TAKES A BIG MAN 59 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:42,296 TO RECOGNIZE A BIGGER MAN. WE'RE WAITING, MR. CRANE. 60 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,199 UH, I MOVE FOR A CONTINUANCE, YOUR HONOR. 61 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,002 I JUST GOT THE CASE. 62 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,405 *** 63 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,906 SHIRLEY. FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, 64 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,241 HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MY COFFEE. 65 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:30,511 NORMALLY I'D MAKE A WITTY RETORT ABOUT CAFFEINE 66 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,280 AND YOUR AGING REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM, 67 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,114 BUT NOT TODAY, ALAN. 68 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,216 I HAVE A PROBLEM. 69 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:39,219 KARL HAUSER DIED THIS WEEK. 70 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,388 THE PHOTOGRAPHER? 71 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,122 I KNEW HIM YEARS AGO. 72 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,725 WE HADN'T BEEN IN TOUCH FOR SOME TIME, 73 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,595 BUT... WELL, HE'S DEAD. 74 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,430 I'M SORRY. 75 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:55,303 I MET KARL WHEN I WAS A SOPHOMORE AT WELLESLEY. 76 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,471 I SPENT THE SUMMER IN MANHATTAN, 77 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,407 AND WE MET IN THE WEST VILLAGE. 78 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,277 HE WAS THIS AMAZING, FASCINATING MAN, 79 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,479 AND HE TOLD ME I WAS VERY PRETTY, 80 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:09,950 AND... I DID SOME MODELING FOR HIM. 81 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,954 PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS GOING WHERE I THINK IT'S GOING. 82 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,056 YEAH, IT IS. 83 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,927 KARL TOOK SOME VERY TASTEFUL BLACK AND WHITE NUDES OF ME. 84 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,930 I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHIRLEY. "TASTEFUL"? 85 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,832 THERE'S GOING TO BE AN ESTATE AUCTION, 86 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,834 AND I WANT YOU TO FIND A WAY 87 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:30,938 TO BLOCK THE SALE OF THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS. HOW MANY PICTURES ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 88 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:34,342 I THINK THERE WERE 15, MAYBE 20... 89 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:37,345 THAT'S NOT SO MANY. ROLLS OF FILM THAT HE USED. 90 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:41,582 I AM SO GLAD I CAME INTO WORK TODAY. 91 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,351 DOWN, BOY. THIS IS SERIOUS. 92 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,419 KARL PROMISED ME 93 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:48,356 THAT HE WOULDN'T SHOW THE PHOTOGRAPHS TO ANYONE. 94 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,191 HOWEVER, I SIGNED A STANDARD RELEASE 95 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:54,928 SAYING THAT HE COULD SHOW THEM TO... EVERYONE. 96 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,365 WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT THIS, SHIRLEY? 97 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,800 YOU WERE YOUNG. YOUNG PEOPLE DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS. 98 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:03,871 AND NOW YOU WEAR CLOTHES TO THE OFFICE EVERY SINGLE DAY. 99 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,106 SHOCKING AS IT MAY SEEM TO YOU, ALAN, 100 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,108 I LIKE MY PRIVACY. 101 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,811 MAYBE I'LL WANT TO BE A FEDERAL JUDGE SOMEDAY, 102 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:14,348 AND BEING A NAMED PARTNER AT A PRESTIGIOUS LAW FIRM... 103 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:17,985 (chuckles) WELL, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR BUSINESS. 104 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,822 I'LL GIVE YOU MY BEST EFFORT. 105 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,791 OF COURSE, AT SOME POINT, 106 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:28,562 I WILL HAVE TO EXAMINE THE EVIDENCE THOROUGHLY. 107 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:32,332 *** 108 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,844 *** 109 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,855 OH! 110 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,857 HERE WE ARE. OH! SORRY WE'RE LATE. 111 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,058 NO PROBLEM. 112 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:01,395 FIONA, SAY HELLO TO GRANDPA. 113 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,564 HI, PAW-PAW. (chuckles) HI! 114 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,932 HELLO, SWEETHEART. 115 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,667 I GUESS YOU'RE PAW-PAW FROM NOW ON. 116 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,269 WELL, THAT'S ONE OF THE NICEST NAMES I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED. 117 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,071 WE WERE ALMOST OUT THE DOOR. 118 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,740 SHE INSISTED ON WEARING THE RED COWBOY BOOTS. 119 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,374 I FINALLY SAID OKAY, 120 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,410 AND OF COURSE, THEN WE COULD ONLY FIND ONE, 121 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,546 AND WE FINALLY FOUND THE OTHER ONE ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR. OH! 122 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,748 AND YOU GET TO WHERE IT'S POINTLESS TO ASK HOW IT GOT 123 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,016 ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR. YOU JUST GRAB IT AND GO. 124 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,585 I, UH, I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORDERING COFFEE 125 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,687 AND SOME HOT CHOCOLATE. OH, THANKS SO MUCH. 126 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,388 WE CAN JUST STAY A SECOND. 127 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,758 IT'S FIONA'S FIRST DAY AT HAPPY DUCK DAY CARE. 128 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,593 AH! IS THAT A GOOD PLACE? 129 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:35,629 MM-HMM. BUT DON'T LET THE CHEESY NAME FOOL YOU. 130 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,965 THEY'RE GREAT. I WENT TO SO MANY PLACES. 131 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:41,201 I HAD A CHECKLIST I USED-- AH, YEAH. HERE IT IS. 132 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,204 AH. WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 133 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,974 "CHILDCARE QUESTIONS. 134 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,576 "ARE THEY LICENSED AND MONITORED? 135 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,912 "DO THEY AFFORD OPPORTUNITIES FOR BOTH ACTIVE AND QUIET PLAY?" 136 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,815 "IS THE STAFF TRAINED IN C.P.R.? 137 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:58,285 "DO THE KIDS APPEAR HAPPY?" (laughs) 138 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,287 RACHEL, THIS IS A VERY THOROUGH LIST. 139 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,656 WELL, SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. MM-HMM. 140 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,492 WHERE ARE MY KEYS? 141 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,659 IT'S IN YOUR POCKET. 142 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:08,496 YEP, HERE THEY ARE. (Paul) AH. 143 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,830 (keys jangle) 144 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,500 DAD, IN ALL THE COWBOY BOOT MADNESS THIS MORNING, 145 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,902 I LOST MY A.T.M. CARD SOMEWHERE. 146 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,070 YOU THINK YOU COULD LOAN ME 40 BUCKS? 147 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,939 NO PROBLEM. 148 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:22,309 YOU KNOW, UM, RACHEL, 149 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:25,078 IF YOU'RE IN A HURRY TO GET TO WORK, 150 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:29,082 I CAN DROP FIONA OFF AT, UH--HAPPY DUCK, IS IT? 151 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,752 OH, THANKS. WE'LL MAKE IT OKAY. 152 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,353 FIONA, WE HAVE TO GO. 153 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,455 THANK PAW-PAW FOR YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE. 154 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,090 THANKS, PAW-PAW, FOR MY CHOCOLATE. 155 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,859 YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 156 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,961 THANKS, DAD. BYE, DARLING. 157 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,664 SEE YA. BYE-BYE. 158 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,866 BYE-BYE, FIONA... (chuckles) 159 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,868 BYE-BYE. 160 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,904 *** 161 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,880 (door opens) 162 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:05,653 BY YOUR LOOK, IT'S NOT GOOD. 163 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,656 I BELIEVE RACHEL'S USING AGAIN. 164 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,491 SHE'S BACK ON CRYSTAL METH. 165 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:12,893 WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE? 166 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,795 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET AT 8:00-- 167 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,630 COFFEE SHOP NEAR HER APARTMENT. 168 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:20,500 SHE SHOWED UP 20 MINUTES LATE WITH FIONA IN TOW. 169 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:23,503 WAS HARRIED, DISORGANIZED. SHE COULDN'T FIND HER KEYS. 170 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,505 PAUL, YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED 171 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,708 EVERY SINGLE WORKING MOTHER IN AMERICA. 172 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:31,044 THEN SHE ASKED TO BORROW $40. 173 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,682 CRYSTAL METH USERS LIVE THEIR LIVES 174 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,785 IN $40 INCREMENTS, CASH. 175 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,823 PAUL, THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ACCUSATION, 176 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,224 AND YOU NEED TO BE 177 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,560 ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN BEFORE YOU MAKE IT. 178 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,095 I KNOW. 179 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,664 IF I'M RIGHT, AND I DO NOTHING, 180 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,232 FIONA COULD BE IN DANGER. 181 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,234 IF I ACT AND I'M WRONG, 182 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,004 RACHEL WILL NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN. 183 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:00,007 SHE'LL CUT ME OUT FOREVER. WHAT DO I DO? 184 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,843 YOU'VE LIVED THROUGH A LOT WITH RACHEL, 185 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,445 AND THIS RELATIONSHIP YOU'RE DEVELOPING 186 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,214 WITH HER NOW IS VERY NEW. 187 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,683 YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK YOURSELF IF YOUR HISTORY 188 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:13,754 WITH RACHEL'S DRUG USE IS CAUSING YOU TO OVERREACT. 189 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,724 JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 190 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:24,965 *** 191 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,408 YOU, BLONDIE, YOU'RE ON MY TEAM. 192 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:40,280 IF YOU'VE SEEN THE NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT A TRAVESTY THIS IS-- 193 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,482 A MAN ARRESTED FOR DEFENDING HIS OWN HOME-- 194 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,618 IT'S A FARCE, AND NOT THE FUNNY KIND. 195 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,787 THIS IS ONE SERIOUS FARCE. 196 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,658 MAY I ASK WHAT WE'RE PLEADING? IT SEEMS SELF-DEFENSE-- DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF THINKING. 197 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,259 THAT'S DEFENSIVE THOUGHT. WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE FIRST. 198 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,461 PREEMPT 'EM. WHAT'D THEY SAY IN THE NEWS-- 199 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,830 "VICTIM OR VIGILANTE?" IT'S NEITHER. 200 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,598 THIS IS RUSSELL BLAYNEY--HERO. 201 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,101 YOU WANT TO TRY THIS CASE IN THE PRESS? EXACTLY. 202 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,638 I WANT TO GRAB THE PUBLIC'S... ATTENTION 203 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,774 WITH A STORY, A CHARACTER, A NARRATIVE. 204 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,276 WE HAVE TO CREATE OUR OWN REALITY. 205 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,481 YOU, YOUNG PUNK, YOU MUST KNOW COMPUTERS. 206 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,684 SET UP A WEB SITE, ONE OF THOSE BLOBS-- 207 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,852 "JUSTICE FOR RUSSELL BLAYNEY." 208 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,188 AND YOU, DENISE, YOU'LL BE MY SECOND. 209 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,990 YOU LOOK GOOD ON CAMERA. 210 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,894 *** 211 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,832 KARL HAUSER'S WIDOW IS HERE. 212 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,203 STRAIGHTFORWARD, STANDARD RELEASE 213 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,705 KARL USED FOR ALL HIS MODELS. 214 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,473 A LIFETIME OF PAPERS AND CONTRACTS, 215 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,342 AND YOU MANAGE TO FIND MINE. 216 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,777 GOD BLESS THE ORGANIZED. 217 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,813 AND THERE'S NO MISTAKING YOUR SIGNATURE. 218 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,514 OH! 219 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,089 I'M SO SORRY. IT'S JUST, HERE YOU ARE. 220 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,727 I MAY CRY. 221 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,328 HE LOVES ART. 222 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,730 MARGUERITE, I'M SORRY, 223 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,898 BUT YOUR HUSBAND WAS AN ADULT, 224 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,900 A FAMOUS MAN OF THE WORLD, 225 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,169 AND I WAS AN IMMATURE KID 226 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,972 WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE DOCUMENT SHE WAS SIGNING. 227 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,708 THERE WAS NO MEETING OF THE MINDS HERE. 228 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:18,712 SO THIS CONTRACT, I'M AFRAID, IS NOT BINDING. 229 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,715 AS I RECALL, IT WASN'T YOUR MINDS THAT MET. 230 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,083 (laughs) 231 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,755 IF YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO SCREW MY HUSBAND, 232 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,757 YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND 233 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,158 WHAT YOU WERE SIGNING. 234 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,760 YOUR HUSBAND TALKED ME INTO DOING 235 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,728 QUITE A FEW THINGS I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. 236 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,831 TELL ME, WHY SHOULD I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU? 237 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,768 AND DON'T SAY BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING NICE FOR MY HUSBAND. 238 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:44,604 WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO... WITH THE PHOTOS? 239 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,606 HALF OF KARL'S COLLECTION IS ALREADY PROMISED 240 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,777 TO THE MUSEUM OF MODERN ART IN NEW YORK. 241 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,611 I INTEND TO AUCTION OFF THE OTHER HALF, 242 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,014 INCLUDING THOSE PHOTOS. 243 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,249 YOUR PICTURES WILL BE GOING ON THE BLOCK. 244 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,822 *** 245 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,525 I NEED A FAVOR... 246 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,861 A VERY IMPORTANT, VERY PERSONAL FAVOR. 247 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,196 OF COURSE. 248 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,898 AFTER AN EXTENDED ABSENCE, 249 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:15,969 I HAVE RECENTLY RECONNECTED WITH MY DAUGHTER RACHEL, 250 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,438 AND I'VE LEARNED THAT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GRANDDAUGHTER 251 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,540 NAMED FIONA. 252 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,976 CONGRATULATIONS, PAUL. 253 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,913 MY DAUGHTER IS A DRUG ADDICT. 254 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,547 OR AT LEAST, SHE WAS. 255 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,784 SHE SAYS SHE'S CLEAN NOW, BUT I HAVE MY SUSPICIONS. 256 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,420 IF SHE IS USING AGAIN, 257 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,622 THEN MY GRANDDAUGHTER COULD BE IN DANGER. 258 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,325 MY SPECIALTY ISN'T FAMILY LAW, BUT WHAT I KNOW-- 259 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,793 NO, NO, YOU MISUNDERSTAND. 260 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,963 I DON'T WANT YOUR LEGAL ADVICE. 261 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,965 I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT 262 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,168 IF MY DAUGHTER IS USING DRUGS AGAIN. 263 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,970 BRAD... 264 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,605 IF THIS YEAR HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, 265 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,175 IT'S THAT YOU WILL GET THE JOB DONE 266 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,177 BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. 267 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,982 I WOULD NEVER ASK THIS OF YOU 268 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,953 UNLESS IT WAS ESSENTIAL. 269 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,792 ABSOLUTELY. 270 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,462 I'LL DO WHAT I CAN. 271 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,707 (knock on door) 272 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,044 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 273 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:34,047 THE 26th AMENDMENT. 274 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,049 KARL HAUSER WAS TAKING NAKED PICTURES OF ME, 275 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,885 NOT DENYING ME THE VOTE. 276 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,887 THE 26th AMENDMENT, WHICH NOT ONLY EXTENDED 277 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,889 THE RIGHT TO VOTE TO 18 YEAR OLDS, 278 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,892 BUT ALSO PERSUADED THE STATES TO GRANT THEM STATUS AS ADULTS, 279 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,861 WAS RATIFIED IN 1971. 280 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,863 THE PHOTOS WERE TAKEN IN 1966, 281 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:53,400 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS MY NEW FAVORITE YEAR. 282 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,536 (laughs) AND NOW MINE AS WELL. 283 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,306 I WASN'T 21 WHEN I SIGNED THAT AGREEMENT, 284 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,875 I WAS LEGALLY A MINOR, 285 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,877 AND THEREFORE CAN REPUDIATE THE CONTRACT. 286 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,478 AND I AM AN IDIOT. 287 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,214 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS SOONER? 288 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,216 I'M GOING TO CREDIT KARMA OR FREUD. 289 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:12,019 EITHER WAY, IT'S BECAUSE I WAS DESTINED 290 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,921 TO DISCOVER AND REVEL 291 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:18,926 IN THE NATURAL WONDERS OF ALL THAT IS YOU. 292 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,675 UH, EXCUSE ME. 293 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,179 I'M LOOKING FOR SOME BOOKS ON ADDICTION AND RECOVERY. 294 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,181 UH, YEAH, THEY'RE IN THE SELF-HELP SECTION 295 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,783 RIGHT OVER THERE. THANKS. 296 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,185 IS THERE, YOU KNOW, 297 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,921 ONE BOOK THAT'S BETTER THAN THE OTHERS? 298 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,389 YEAH. 299 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,491 THIS WAY. 300 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,930 THIS ONE HAS SOME GOOD ADVICE 301 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,132 ON THE EARLY STAGES, WHEN YOU'RE DETOXING AND-- 302 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,734 AND ALL THAT WONDERFUL STUFF. 303 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,736 AND, UH, THIS ONE IS REALLY GOOD 304 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,738 FOR THAT TIME RIGHT AFTER YOU'VE STOPPED, 305 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,407 WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 306 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,409 HOW TO PUT YOUR LIFE BACK TOGETHER. 307 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,279 WELL, YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THIS. 308 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,582 WELL, CLEAN FIVE YEARS, THREE MONTHS AND SEVEN DAYS. 309 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,951 IT'S HARD, BUT WHEN YOU'RE READY, 310 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,319 YOU CAN GET THERE. 311 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,320 THANKS. 312 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,588 SURE. 313 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:25,959 UH, WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORK? 314 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,161 OH, I'M SORRY. I'M NOT COMING ON TO YOU. 315 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,130 I WAS JUST HOPING THAT WE COULD TALK SOME MORE. 316 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,966 I'VE SORT OF RUN OUT OF PEOPLE TO TALK TO. 317 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,968 I GET OFF AT 7:00. 318 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,169 THANKS. 319 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,637 SURE, I'M RACHEL. 320 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,806 I'M BRAD. NICE TO MEET YOU. 321 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,077 YOU'RE BUYING THOSE, RIGHT? 322 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,979 OH, RIGHT. RIGHT. 323 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,950 *** 324 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,788 I, UH, I HANG SHEETROCK, 325 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,324 MOSTLY FOR INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS. 326 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,026 A CRAFTSMAN. HE WORKS WITH HIS HANDS. 327 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,161 WRITE THAT DOWN. 328 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,096 WHAT ELSE? 329 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,365 OH, WELL, I LIVE ALONE. JAMAICA PLAIN. 330 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,967 MY EX-WIFE LEFT ME THE HOUSE. IT'S NOT A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD. 331 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,337 BUT IT DOES BORDER ONE, AND IT'S VULNERABLE 332 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,672 BECAUSE I HAVE THOSE OLD-FASHIONED LEVER WINDOWS. 333 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,474 I CAN'T AFFORD AN ALARM SYSTEM. 334 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,344 I'VE BEEN BROKEN INTO FOUR TIMES IN THE LAST TWO YEARS. 335 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,679 DRUG ADDICTS-- THEY TAKE EVERYTHING. 336 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:23,483 THEY TOOK MY TV, MY BIKE, MY POWER TOOLS, MY GUITAR. 337 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,019 MUSICIAN. HE WRITES THE SONGS. (mutters) 338 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,688 UH, BUT, UH, WHAT FINALLY DID IT FOR ME 339 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,558 WAS WHEN I WAS BUILDING AN END TABLE FOR MY FATHER 340 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,794 FOR HIS TELEVISION REMOTE, HIS NEBULIZER-- 341 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,196 BECAUSE HE HAS, UH, SOME ASTHMA-- 342 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,897 AND I'M HALFWAY DONE, 343 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,899 AND SOME GUY BREAKS INTO THE HOUSE, 344 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,069 AND HE--AND HE STEALS MY TABLE SAW. MY TABLE SAW! 345 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,704 I MEAN, THAT WAS IT. THAT'S-- THAT WAS ALL I COULD TAKE. 346 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,906 I'M NOT INTO GUNS. 347 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,908 DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN. 348 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:52,879 BUT I, UH, I KNEW THAT I-- I HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 349 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,215 SO THAT'S WHEN I RIGGED UP MY LITTLE SYSTEM. 350 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,050 YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE JOLT, YOU KNOW? 351 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,919 SEND 'EM A LITTLE SHOCK. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT. 352 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,654 YOU WERE AT HOME? YEAH, I WAS AWAKE, ACTUALLY. 353 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,923 UM, I WAS PUTTING SOME DISHES AWAY IN THE DISHWASHER, 354 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,025 AND I HEARD SOME NOISE ON THE PORCH. 355 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,927 AND I THOUGHT, HERE WE GO, THIS IS IT. 356 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,097 SO I MOVED INTO THE LIVING ROOM. SO YOU SAW HIM? 357 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,265 YEAH, HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW. 358 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,334 HE'S A BIG WETBACK, YOU KNOW? LATINO. 359 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,836 DRUG ADDICT--I-- HE WAS COMPLETELY HIGH. 360 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,339 I COULD SEE IT IN HIS EYES EVEN FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. 361 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,542 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? WELL, HE--HE STARTS FOR THE WINDOW. 362 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,445 NOW I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ANYONE ON CRYSTAL METH 363 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,081 OR ACID OR, I DON'T KNOW, WHATEVER THIS GUY WAS ON, 364 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,117 BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE BIG AND THEY'RE UGLY, 365 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,751 AND THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE INVINCIBLE. 366 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,753 SO HE--HE STARTS TRYING TO PRY OPEN THE WINDOW 367 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,189 WITH A SCREWDRIVER OR SOMETHING. 368 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:40,727 AND, UH... YOU KNOW, THAT WAS IT. 369 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,562 (imitates electricity crackling) 370 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,931 (chuckles) THE ELECTRICITY WENT UP THE SCREWDRIVER 371 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,299 INTO HIS BODY. 372 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,734 HE--HE COMPLETED THE CIRCUIT. 373 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,102 SOUNDS HORRIBLE. 374 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,737 HONESTLY, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T. 375 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,205 I MEAN, WATCHING THIS GUY, 376 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,107 IT WAS--IT WAS LIKE WATCHING EVERY GUY 377 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,743 WHO BROKE INTO MY HOUSE OVER THE YEARS AND TOOK FROM ME, 378 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,111 STOLE MY STUFF. 379 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,313 I MEAN, HE WAS JUST GETTING WHAT HE DESERVED, RIGHT? 380 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,916 LET ME TELL YOU THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE THING. 381 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,652 DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU GET ELECTROCUTED, 382 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,387 YOU KNOW, YOUR BLOOD LITERALLY BOILS? 383 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,922 RIGHT INSIDE THE VEINS. THAT'S HOW THE ELECTRICITY 384 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,924 FLOWS THROUGH YOUR BODY, THROUGH YOUR VEINS. 385 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,661 AND SO HERE'S THIS GUY, HE'S A WETBACK, 386 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:18,731 BUT I COULD SEE HIS VEINS ARE GLOWING THROUGH HIS SKIN 387 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,668 AS HE WAS BEING CHARRED FROM THE INSIDE OUT. 388 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,171 AND I-I COULD SMELL HIS FLESH BURNING, 389 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,572 WHICH WAS WEIRD. 390 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,140 IT SMELLED LIKE A-A ROAST. 391 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,942 A WELL-DESERVED, COOKED ROAST. 392 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,944 THAT'S WHEN I, YOU KNOW, 393 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,181 FINALLY TURNED OFF THE ELECTRICITY, 394 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,249 WHEN HE WAS GOOD AND DONE. 395 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,186 *** 396 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,367 WELL, SO MUCH FOR PUTTING OUR HERO ON THE STAND. 397 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,369 OH, HE'S ON THE STAND, ALL RIGHT. 398 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,770 DENNY, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 399 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,373 THE MAN WAS PRACTICALLY WEARING A BIB 400 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,375 WITH A KNIFE AND A FORK IN EACH HAND 401 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,377 AS HE WAS TELLING THAT STORY. DENISE, NEVER GIVE UP AN OPTION. 402 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,179 THE MAN WAS ALIT WITH PASSION, 403 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,181 THE KIND OF PASSION THAT MOVES JURIES. 404 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,182 SO? 405 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,550 SO WE TELL HIS STORY-- 406 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,552 NOT NECESSARILY ALL HIS STORY-- 407 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,554 BUT THE PART WE WANT TO TELL. 408 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,689 WE'RE THE ONES CREATING THE NARRATIVE. 409 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,563 *** 410 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,406 ARE YOU KIDDING? 411 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,975 WERE YOU KIDDING ABOUT WANTING TO GET STRAIGHT? 412 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,176 NO. 413 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,218 (man) THANK YOU, PATRICK, AND KEEP COMING BACK, BUDDY. 414 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:48,221 UM, ARE THERE ANY OTHER NEW MEMBERS HERE TODAY? 415 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,262 BRAD... WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE? 416 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,897 UH, NO. I'M NEW. 417 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,432 IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 418 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,935 RIGHT. UH... UH... 419 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,407 HI. UH... 420 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,276 SAY YOUR NAME. 421 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,245 I'M BRAD. I'M A DRUG ADDICT. 422 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,713 (group) HI, BRAD. 423 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,349 UH, I'M NOT USED TO TALKING IN PUBLIC. 424 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,017 WELL, ACTUALLY, I AM, 425 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,053 JUST NOT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF. 426 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,094 WOW. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET ME KEEP GOING. 427 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,297 OKAY. 428 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,465 I WAS IN THE MARINE CORPS DURING THE FIRST GULF WAR, 429 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,534 OPERATION DESERT STORM. 430 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,536 FEBRUARY 24, 1991, I WAS A LIEUTENANT 431 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,105 IN THE SECOND RECONNAISSANCE BATTALION 432 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,107 OF THE FIRST MARINE EXPEDITIONARY FORCE, 433 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,277 AND UNDER ENEMY MORTAR, ARTILLERY AND SMALL ARMS FIRE, 434 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:48,080 WE BREACHED MINEFIELDS, TRENCHES, BARBED WIRE 435 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,649 AND DISABLED SIX ENEMY DIVISIONS. 436 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,651 BY THE MORNING OF THE 28th, FROM A HUNDRED HOURS 437 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,286 AFTER THE GROUND OPERATIONS HAD BEGUN, 438 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,323 OUR COALITION FORCES HAD DESTROYED 42 ENEMY DIVISIONS. 439 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,325 THAT'S THE BULK OF THE IRAQI ARMY 440 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,260 IN THE KUWAITI THEATER OF OPERATIONS. 441 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:09,068 SO THEN I STARTED USING DRUGS. 442 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,938 *** 443 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:26,486 DENNY, YOU'RE SHINY... AND IN A WEDGE. 444 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,120 MY TEAM, ALAN. 445 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,122 I'M BACK, AND I'M FEELING IT. 446 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,525 I'VE REALIZED A TRUTH ABOUT MYSELF. 447 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:36,363 I JUST LOVE... POWER. 448 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,366 WELL, IT SEEMS TO HAVE A THING FOR YOU AS WELL. 449 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,368 IT'S MY NATURAL STATE. IT'S MY HOMEOSTASIS. 450 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,370 DON'T READ ANYTHING INTO THAT REMARK. 451 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,405 I ALREADY DID. 452 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,445 (all) GOD, GRANT ME THE SERENITY 453 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,514 TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE, 454 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,550 THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN 455 00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,787 AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 456 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,690 IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT, SO WORK IT! 457 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,493 SEE YOU SOON. 458 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,795 BYE. 459 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,163 THAT WAS WONDERFUL. THANK YOU. 460 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,240 THAT WAS A NICE STORY. 461 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,510 UH, THANKS. 462 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,412 TOO BAD IT WAS A LIE. 463 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,481 I WON THE WAR, THEN STARTED USING? 464 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,483 I'VE BEEN COMING TO THESE MEETINGS 465 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,051 EVERY DAY FOR FIVE YEARS. 466 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,053 IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE YOUR PROBLEMS, 467 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,055 YOU SHOULD'VE JUST PASSED. 468 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,425 OH, SHARING'S NOT REALLY MY THING. 469 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,593 IT'S PROBABLY JUST HOW I WAS RAISED. 470 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,228 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T CHANGE. 471 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,230 I WAS RAISED THE SAME WAY. 472 00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:45,598 REALLY? 473 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,999 YEAH, MY MOTHER WAS WARM, 474 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,001 BUT MY FATHER KEPT EVERY EMOTION 475 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,404 TIGHTLY TUCKED AWAY IN HIS SUIT POCKET, 476 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,772 RIGHT NEXT TO HIS WATCH. 477 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,774 IT'S NOT ALWAYS THAT EASY TO OPEN UP. 478 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,208 AH, BUT IT IS. 479 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,210 YOU JUST SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. 480 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,380 INSTEAD, MY DAD-- ALWAYS THE ATTORNEY. 481 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,516 HE'D JUST SIT BACK AND PLAY LITTLE GAMES. 482 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,884 YOU KNOW, FERRETING OUT INFORMATION 483 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,186 WITH HIS OBTUSE QUESTIONS. 484 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,555 AND ON THE RARE OCCASION 485 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,757 WHEN HE WOULD OPEN UP AND TALK TO ME, 486 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,526 HE WASN'T HAPPY UNLESS I TOLD HIM WHAT HE WANTED TO HEAR. 487 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,861 YOU KNOW, BEING HIM-- 488 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,430 I THINK IT'S A HARD WAY TO LIVE. 489 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,832 I'M SORRY. 490 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,704 AND I'M SORRY... 491 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,107 WELL, BUY ME A CUP OF COFFEE AND I MIGHT FORGIVE YOU. 492 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,442 GREAT. 493 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:34,681 *** 494 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,918 AND THEREFORE, AT AGE 19, 495 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,320 MS. SCHMIDT WAS, IN FACT, A MINOR. 496 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,922 THERE WAS NO PARENTAL CONSENT HERE, 497 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,458 SO, IN ESSENCE, YOUR HUSBAND WAS ILLEGALLY TAKING 498 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:48,661 NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS OF AN UNDERAGE GIRL. 499 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,131 YOU MAKE A LEGITIMATE ARGUMENT, MR. SHORE. 500 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,133 NOT MY FAVORITE KIND, BUT I'M GLAD 501 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,302 TO PLAY FOR THAT TEAM WHEN NECESSARY. 502 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,070 AND YOU COULD CERTAINLY TAKE US TO COURT 503 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,272 AND FIGHT THIS BATTLE WITH THAT ARGUMENT. WE WILL IF WE HAVE TO. 504 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,074 HOWEVER, I BELIEVE YOUR GOAL 505 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,076 WAS TO GET THESE PHOTOS OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE. 506 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,813 I'M AFRAID WITH A COURT BATTLE-- A VERY PUBLIC COURT BATTLE-- 507 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,815 THESE PHOTOS COULD FIND THEIR WAY TO THE PRESS. 508 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,517 BEFORE THAT COULD HAPPEN, OF COURSE, 509 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,519 WE'D ASK THE COURT TO SEAL ALL EXHIBITS 510 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:15,354 AND ISSUE AN APPROPRIATE GAG ORDER TO PREVENT DISCLOSURE. 511 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,323 AND YOU'D WIN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 512 00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:19,158 THANKS TO THE INTERNET, WINNING DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. 513 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,460 THESE PHOTOS COULD SOMEHOW FIND THEIR WAY ONTO THE WEB, 514 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,896 THEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD, AND THEN WHERE WOULD YOU BE? 515 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,734 MARGUERITE. 516 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,909 (Shirley) MARGUERITE... 517 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:43,049 OH, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 518 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,551 ALAN. 519 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:58,531 I'M SORRY. 520 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:01,868 THANK YOU. 521 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,736 MARGUERITE... 522 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,074 THOSE PICTURES... 523 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:10,309 I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN. 524 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,581 THE THOUGHT OF THEM SEEING THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS... 525 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:16,849 I UNDERSTAND. 526 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,021 I'M SORRY. 527 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:28,628 *** 528 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,334 YOUR HONOR, MR. DOMINGUEZ'S PRIOR BURGLARY CONVICTIONS 529 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,237 AND HISTORY OF DRUG ABUSE HAVE NO BEARING ON WHETHER 530 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,439 THE DEFENDANT IMPROPERLY ELECTRIFIED HIS HOME. 531 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:44,677 NONSENSE. THIS FELON WAS HIGHER THAN A KITE WHEN HE GOT ZAPPED. 532 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,245 HE HAS SIX PRIOR CONVICTIONS FOR LARCENY, 533 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,681 BURGLARY, GRAND THEFT AUTO. OF COURSE IT'S RELEVANT. 534 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,549 THE PREJUDICIAL EFFECT OF THE VICTIM'S 535 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,551 PRIOR CRIMINAL ACTIVITY... YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS A VICTIM HERE. 536 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,420 I DON'T UNDER-- CLEARLY OUTWEIGHS ANY PROBATIVE VALUE 537 00:25:54,453 --> 00:25:56,022 SUCH EVIDENCE WOULD HAVE FOR THE JURY. 538 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,857 ENOUGH. MR. GINSBERG IS RIGHT. 539 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,059 THE EVIDENCE IS HIGHLY PREJUDICIAL 540 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,194 AND WILL BE BARRED AT TRIAL. 541 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,930 MR. CRANE, 542 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,865 YOU MAY NOT BRING UP MR. DOMINGUEZ'S 543 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,466 PRIOR BAD ACTS 544 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:10,603 UNLESS THE DOOR TO IMPEACHMENT HAS BEEN OPENED. 545 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:13,606 (reporters all talking at once) 546 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,407 BEFORE ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS, 547 00:26:15,441 --> 00:26:18,244 I WANT TO THANK MY CLIENT MIGUEL DOMINGUEZ 548 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,780 FOR BRAVELY AGREEING TO BE HERE TODAY. 549 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:24,617 MR. DOMINGUEZ SUFFERS FROM SEVERE PARALYSIS 550 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,619 AND A HOST OF OTHER DEBILITATING SYMPTOMS 551 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,721 AS THE RESULT OF HIS ELECTROCUTION. 552 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:33,225 NEVERTHELESS, HE IS HERE TODAY TO STAND UP FOR ALL OF US, 553 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,161 TO HELP IN THE FIGHT TO MAKE OUR COUNTRY 554 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,663 A SAFER PLACE, 555 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:39,832 A PLACE WHERE CITIZENS DO NOT TAKE THE LAW 556 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,801 INTO THEIR OWN HANDS. 557 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:45,171 MR. DOMINGUEZ IS AN INSPIRATION TO HIS COMMUNITY. 558 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:47,840 HE IS A HERO. 559 00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:49,508 THANK YOU. 560 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,510 (reporters all talking at once) 561 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:54,113 THAT BASTARD STOLE MY STORY. 562 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:57,650 *** 563 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:06,125 *** 564 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,860 WHAT ABOUT BRANDING? 565 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:10,029 I HAVEN'T BRANDED YET. NO BRANDING? 566 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,931 UNH-UNH. DENNY. 567 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,800 DENNY-- 568 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,634 OH, UH, DENISE BAUER. 569 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:17,837 CANDY SPRINGTIME, PUBLIC RELATIONS. HELLO. 570 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,106 HI. SHE'S WITH, UH, SHERLING THOMPSON, 571 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,508 THE SAME, UH, PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM THE GOVERNMENT USES, 572 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:23,843 SO YOU KNOW SHE'S GOOD. 573 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,845 DENISE, WE'RE ROLLING OUT A NEW CAMPAIGN 574 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,513 TO TAKE BACK THE STORY ON MR. BLAYNEY. 575 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:30,016 YE--"TAKE BACK THE STORY"? 576 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:33,152 OH, DENNY TELLS ME THAT YOU HAVEN'T BRANDED HIM YET. 577 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:35,454 SO I TOOK THE INITIATIVE AND CREATED A BRAND. 578 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,156 RUSSELL BLAYNEY-- AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 579 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:39,458 "AMERICAN HOMEOWNER"? 580 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,527 SIMPLE. IT'S TO THE POINT. AND COZY. 581 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,796 SAY IT FOR ME, DENNY, PRESS CONFERENCE VOICE. 582 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,732 RUSSELL BLAYNEY-- AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 583 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:46,699 NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 584 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:49,168 AMERICAN HOMEOWNER-- RUSSELL BLAYNEY. 585 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,570 SEE, IT WORKS BOTH WAYS. VERSATILE. 586 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:54,540 BUT DO WE REALLY THINK THAT WE NEED TO LABEL MR. BLAYNEY? 587 00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:56,508 DENNY? 588 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,311 UH, DENISE... 589 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,480 RODNEY KING. 590 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,683 RODNEY KING, UH, SEVERELY BEATEN BY THE POLICE 591 00:28:04,717 --> 00:28:05,752 OVER TEN YEARS AGO. 592 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,486 SEE, YOU REMEMBER. WHY? BRANDING. 593 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,488 THEY DIDN'T CALL HIM RODNEY KING-- 594 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,490 WIFE BEATER, ALCOHOL ABUSER, 595 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,727 WHO SWUNG A TIRE IRON AT A CONVENIENCE STORE CLERK. 596 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,896 THEY CALLED HIM RODNEY KING--MOTORIST, 597 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,831 OR MOTORIST RODNEY KING. 598 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:21,000 BRINGS TO MIND IMAGES OF A JAUNTY MAN 599 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,602 IN A RIDING HAT AND CAP IN A MODEL T. 600 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,004 THAT'S WHAT WE WANT-- 601 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,939 RUSSELL BLAYNEY-- AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 602 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,942 NOT RUSSELL BLAYNEY EATS 'EM BOILED, BAKED OR FRIED. 603 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:32,078 BUT RODNEY KING WAS BEATEN. 604 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:34,613 OKAY, NOW THIS IS JUST A MOCK-UP. 605 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:37,616 OBVIOUSLY, WE WILL REPLACE JIMMY STEWART WITH MR. BLAYNEY. 606 00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:41,387 BUT THE BANNER CAN AND SHOULD BE BEHIND YOU 607 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,422 EVERY PRESS CONFERENCE, DENNY. 608 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,892 NOTICE I USED THE SAME FONT AS "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED." 609 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,426 AMERICANS ARE COMFORTABLE WITH THAT FONT. 610 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,396 NOW WE WILL SEND B-ROLL OF MR. BLAYNEY TO THE PRESS, 611 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,799 WORKING IN HIS GARAGE, USING HIS TABLE SAW, 612 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:55,802 WORKING WITH HIS POWER TOOLS, FIXING THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE. 613 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,736 AND AS FAR AS THE TALKING POINTS, 614 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,438 KEEP IT SIMPLE, DENNY. 615 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:02,809 SPEAK OF THE OPPOSITION AS THE DRUG-CRAZED INTRUDER, 616 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,644 THE INCIDENT AS THE HARROWING HOME INVASION. 617 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,313 NOW I KNOW YOU'RE TIGHT WITH LARRY KING, 618 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,649 BUT WE ARE NEGOTIATING WITH "NIGHTLINE," "HARDBALL" 619 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,985 AND "THE DAILY SHOW." WHEW. 620 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:16,322 THAT IS WHERE MOST AMERICANS GET THEIR NEWS. 621 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:20,893 *** 622 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:22,895 THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS, IS THERE? 623 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,263 LEGALLY, YES, THERE IS. 624 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,265 AS FOR ACCOMPLISHING YOUR GOALS, NO. 625 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:29,268 BUT WHEN YOU HAVE OCCASION TO ASK FOR MY HELP, SHIRLEY, 626 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,271 TYPICALLY, IT'S NOT REALLY LEGAL HELP YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 627 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,273 I'LL ASSUME THIS IS NO EXCEPTION. 628 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,275 ALAN, I'VE ALREADY CAUSED MARGUERITE HAUSER 629 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,277 AS MUCH PAIN AS I CARE TO. 630 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,279 I'LL LEAVE THE CREATIVITY TO YOU, 631 00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,081 JUST DON'T HURT HER. 632 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,150 AMERICA IS UNDER SIEGE-- 633 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:47,019 NOT FROM SADDAM OR PRO-TERRORISTS, 634 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:50,356 BUT FROM NAMBY-PAMBY PRO-BURGLARY ADVOCATES 635 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,859 WHO WANT TO STRIP US OF THE RIGHT 636 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,927 TO PROTECT WHAT'S OURS. 637 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,863 THAT'S WHAT OUR-- 638 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:59,431 LOOKS LIKE DENNY'S BEING DENNY. 639 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:01,700 HE'S "CREATING THE REALITY." 640 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:05,037 I DOUBT MANY PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO LIVE IN DENNY'S REALITY. 641 00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:08,707 ALL I KNOW IS THERE ARE TWO ROTTEN GUYS IN THIS CASE, 642 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,943 AND BOTH SIDES ARE TRYING TO MAKE THEIRS 643 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,178 AS THE HERO. 644 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,180 IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THIS CASE, 645 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,715 I SUGGEST YOU TALK TO THE GUY WHOSE NAME IS ON THE DOOR. 646 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:17,984 I'M NOT NAIVE, PAUL. 647 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:20,819 I KNOW THIS KIND OF MANIPULATION GOES ON ALL THE TIME. 648 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:23,489 BUT I'M AN ATTORNEY, NOT A SPIN DOCTOR. 649 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,024 (Denny) OH, YES, YOU ARE. 650 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,658 WE ALL ARE. 651 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:29,528 THAT'S WHAT ATTORNEYS DO-- TELL STORIES, CREATE CHARACTERS, 652 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,297 CAPTURE AN AUDIENCE, 653 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,300 TRY 'EM MAKE THEM FEEL WHAT WE WANT 'EM TO FEEL. 654 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,502 THAT'S GOOD LAWYERING. 655 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:39,838 ONLY THESE DAYS, EVERYBODY'S TRYING TO GET IN ON OUR ACT-- 656 00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:41,207 THE GOVERNMENT, CORPORATIONS. 657 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,875 THERE ARE NO FACTS ANYMORE, KIDDO. 658 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:45,511 ONLY GOOD OR BAD FICTION. 659 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:49,215 WHICH STORY DO YOU PLAN TO SELL THE JURY? 660 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,083 DON'T YOU WORRY. 661 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:55,487 THIS CASE WILL NEVER GO TO TRIAL. 662 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,524 *** 663 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:03,896 MR. SHORE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 664 00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:05,898 YOU ARE ON OUR LAST NERVE. 665 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,733 YOU SAID YOU HAD AN INTRIGUING OFFER. 666 00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,902 GET TO IT. DELIGHTED. 667 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:13,739 FIRST, HOW ABOUT WE ASK ALL THE LAWYERS TO LEAVE THE ROOM? 668 00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,942 YOU'RE A LAWYER. OKAY. 669 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:19,111 HOW ABOUT ALL THE LAWYERS WHO AREN'T ME? 670 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,282 (laughs) HA! 671 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:27,286 HERE IT IS, THEN. 672 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,788 SIMPLY PUT... IT'S SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. 673 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:33,759 AS MUCH AS I ADMIRE AND RESPECT HER, 674 00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:36,562 IF I DON'T RESOLVE THIS CASE, 675 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:40,032 I'M AFRAID SHE'LL GET NERVOUS AND FALL BACK ON OLD HABITS. 676 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,600 SHE'LL CALL IN THE OLD GUARD-- 677 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,602 ONE OF THE CRONIES IN BANKING AND FINANCE-- 678 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,604 SOMEONE WHO SMELLS LIKE OLD PIPE SMOKE AND HAIR TONIC, 679 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:48,040 SOMEONE WITH A FLORID NOSE 680 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,576 FROM TOO MANY OLD-FASHIONEDS AT LUNCH DOWN THE STREET. 681 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,111 AND THIS FELLA, WHOEVER HE IS, 682 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:53,745 WILL HAVE FRIENDS, 683 00:31:53,779 --> 00:31:55,581 FRIENDS WHO WORK IN BANKS, 684 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,549 WHO PROBABLY SHOULDN'T, WHO DON'T TREAT 685 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,751 CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION VERY CONFIDENTIALLY. 686 00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:01,988 AND THEN, MARGUERITE, THE OLD CRONY 687 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,822 WILL DISCOVER HOW DEEPLY IN DEBT YOU ARE. 688 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,724 AND ONCE HE LEARNS THIS, 689 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,726 MY REPLACEMENT WILL MAKE A FEW PHONE CALLS, 690 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,761 WRITE A FEW LETTERS AND SEEK OUT YOUR HUSBAND'S 691 00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:11,397 MOST DISTANT AND FORGOTTEN RELATIVE. 692 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,765 PERHAPS A LESS FORTUNATE COUSIN 693 00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:15,567 WHO ALWAYS ADMIRED BUT COULD NEVER AFFORD 694 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,136 ONE OF YOUR HUSBAND'S BEAUTIFUL ARTWORKS. 695 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:20,072 AND MY REPLACEMENT WILL REACH OUT TO HIM AND COMMISERATE 696 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,074 AND CONVINCE HIM TO CONTEST YOUR HUSBAND'S WILL. 697 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:24,110 AT WHICH POINT, YOUR HUSBAND'S ESTATE WILL BE TIED UP-- 698 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:26,645 WELL, IT COULD BE FOR YEARS. DECADES, REALLY. 699 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:29,315 AND IF THIS REPLACEMENT OF MINE TURNS OUT TO BE 700 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:33,585 THIS FELLA I'M THINKING OF, IT COULD GET REALLY UGLY. 701 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:35,154 FOR SUCH A VAGUE MAN, 702 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,190 YOU'VE BEEN EXTRAORDINARILY CLEAR, MR. SHORE. 703 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:42,361 YES, AND HERE'S THE THING-- I JUST DON'T LIKE THE WAY 704 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:43,996 THESE PEOPLE OPERATE AROUND HERE. 705 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,364 IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. 706 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:48,167 THESE PHOTOGRAPHS ARE YOURS TO DO WITH WHAT YOU PLEASE, 707 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,469 AND YOU SHOULD GET A FAIR MARKET PRICE. 708 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,971 SO... BEFORE I SIMPLY GIVE UP 709 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:56,008 AND CALL IT A DAY... 710 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:58,844 I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION. 711 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,149 AND WHAT IS THAT? 712 00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:06,452 WHAT IS YOUR PRICE? 713 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,821 *** 714 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:22,068 *** 715 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:24,670 HAVE YOU MADE CONTACT WITH RACHEL? 716 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:28,140 I DID. I... TOLD HER I WAS A DRUG ADDICT. 717 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,076 AND? 718 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:32,078 SHE TOOK ME TO A NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS MEETING, 719 00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,080 TOLD ME THAT IF I WANTED TO GET CLEAN, 720 00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:35,714 THAT I NEEDED TO WORK THE PROGRAM. 721 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:38,084 SO SHE'S NO LONGER USING? 722 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,519 NO. SHE'S BEEN CLEAN FOR FIVE YEARS. 723 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:43,922 I MEAN, SHE'S CALM, RATIONAL, STRAIGHTFORWARD-- 724 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:47,326 VERY DOWN-TO-EARTH, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 725 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,195 FINE. 726 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:52,431 THANK YOU, BRAD. 727 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:55,334 YOU KNOW, PAUL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 728 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,536 SHE REALLY WANTS TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. 729 00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:00,272 AND I WITH HER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT HELP? 730 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:03,175 IS IF YOU SHOWED HER A LITTLE FAITH. 731 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:04,943 SHE MIGHT PICK UP ON THAT. 732 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,545 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 733 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:10,116 WELL, SHE SAYS THAT SOMETIMES, YOU CAN BE VERY... JUDGMENTAL. 734 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,951 BRAD, WHILE YOUR EFFORTS ARE FULLY APPRECIATED, 735 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:16,422 YOUR ADVICE TO A FATHER CONCERNING HIS DAUGHTER IS NOT. 736 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,424 YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE YEARS I'VE SPENT 737 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,726 DEALING WITH MY DAUGHTER'S ILLNESS. 738 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:24,130 SO IT WOULD BEHOOVE YOU TO BE MORE CIRCUMSPECT. 739 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,731 I'M SORRY. 740 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:29,135 THAT WAS OVER THE LINE. 741 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:31,103 BUT, I MEAN, PAUL, THE TRUTH IS YOU'VE GOT, 742 00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:33,139 REALLY, A HELL OF A DAUGHTER. 743 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:35,141 SHE'S SWEET, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, NOTHING RATTLES HER. 744 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,143 EVEN WHEN SHE LOST HER A.T.M. CARD-- 745 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:40,112 I WOULD'VE PANICKED, BUT SHE WAS REALLY COOL. 746 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:41,880 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 747 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,882 OH, RACHEL LOST HER A.T.M. CARD, 748 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,752 SO I LOANED HER 40 BUCKS. 749 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:49,788 *** 750 00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:08,174 DAD. 751 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:11,910 I HAD A LUNCH MEETING NEARBY. 752 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,347 WELL, HOW VERY IMPROMPTU OF YOU... AND UNUSUAL. 753 00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:17,316 YES, WELL... 754 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:19,485 PEOPLE CAN CHANGE. 755 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:22,188 YES, THEY CAN. 756 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,157 COME ON IN. 757 00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:30,962 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 758 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,331 OH, NO. I-- 759 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:34,333 I THOUGHT I WOULD TAKE FIONA TO THE AQUARIUM 760 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,368 IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU. 761 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:39,971 YEAH, I-I PICK HER UP FROM DAY CARE IN 20 MINUTES. 762 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:41,973 GOOD. I'LL GO WITH YOU. 763 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:42,974 SURE. 764 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:44,343 (clears throat) 765 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,348 MAY I USE YOUR BATHROOM? 766 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:51,250 THROUGH THERE. 767 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,728 YOU HAVE A CHILD. 768 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:40,198 A CHILD! 769 00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:41,700 THIS IS MY HOUSE. HOW LONG? 770 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,702 YOU CAME HERE AND YOU SET ME UP. YOU WILL NOT RUIN HER. 771 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:46,071 GIVE ME THAT. YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE 772 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:47,273 YOU'VE EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH. I HATE YOU. 773 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:50,276 YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER! 774 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,711 I HATE YOU. YOU BASTARD! 775 00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:54,746 (door slams) 776 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:02,120 IS COUNSEL PREPARED TO BEGIN VOIR DIRE? 777 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:03,855 WE ARE, YOUR HONOR. 778 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,725 THE COMMONWEALTH MAY BEGIN. 779 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,297 GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 780 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,131 I'M ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY GINSBERG. 781 00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:16,935 NOW AS WE BEGIN TO PICK OUR POTENTIAL JURY MEMBERS, 782 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,737 I JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOW A BIT ABOUT YOU. 783 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:20,739 FIRST OFF, BY A SHOW OF HANDS, 784 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:24,643 HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS CASE ON THE NEWS? 785 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,044 I SEE. 786 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,646 AND HOW MANY OF YOU 787 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:31,182 HAVE SEEN OPPOSING COUNSEL DENNY CRANE ON THE NEWS? 788 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,754 JUROR NUMBER SEVEN, 789 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:38,490 CAN YOU TELL US WHAT OPINIONS YOU'VE FORMED? 790 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:41,259 I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DEFEND THEIR HOMES. 791 00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:42,728 LIKE MR. CRANE SAID, 792 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,463 IF THE GUY DIDN'T WANT TO GET HURT, 793 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:47,098 HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROBBING ANYONE. 794 00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:49,735 COMMONWEALTH CHALLENGES JUROR NUMBER SEVEN FOR CAUSE. NO OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. 795 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,671 JUROR NUMBER SEVEN, YOU ARE EXCUSED. 796 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:56,308 I'VE WORKED HARD TO BECOME AN AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 797 00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:58,844 IF THE GUY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY PLACE... I'D DO THE SAME THING. 798 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,512 I'D WANT TO KILL THE SON OF A BITCH. 799 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,482 IT'S MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. I MAY LIVE IN AN APARTMENT, 800 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,484 BUT I STILL CONSIDER MYSELF AN AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 801 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:06,852 AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 802 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,320 AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 803 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,488 AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 804 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:10,922 AMERICAN HOMEOWNER. 805 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:13,124 GOD BLESS AMERICA. 806 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:15,126 YOUR HONOR, WITH HIS TELEVISION APPEARANCES 807 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,863 AND THEATRICS, MR. CRANE HAS TAINTED THE JURY POOL 808 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:20,799 TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT THE COMMONWEALTH MOVES 809 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,668 FOR A CHANGE OF VENUE. DENIED, MR. GINSBERG. 810 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:26,672 YOU BOTH HAVE MANIPULATED THE MEDIA COVERAGE OF THIS CASE, 811 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:29,475 ONLY MR. CRANE HAS DONE A BETTER JOB OF IT. 812 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,210 YOU WILL PLAY IN THE SANDBOX THAT YOU BUILT. 813 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:45,123 *** 814 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:49,495 SHIRLEY, BLONDIE, JOIN ME. 815 00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:51,897 I'M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU THERE'S GOING TO BE 816 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:55,333 A PLEA BARGAIN IN THE AMERICAN HOMEOWNER CASE. 817 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,135 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 818 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:01,339 TODAY, MY OFFICE HAS INDICTED CITY COUNCILMAN ADAM PETRICK 819 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:02,708 ON CHARGES OF ACCEPTING BRIBES 820 00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:04,543 AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS. 821 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:07,345 HE HAS AGREED TO SURRENDER AT HIS ARRAIGNMENT. 822 00:39:07,379 --> 00:39:10,482 HE'S CHANGING THE NARRATIVE. WE'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS. 823 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:12,651 YOU GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM. THE GUY'S GOOD. 824 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,252 HE'S CREATING HIS NEXT REALITY. 825 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,655 I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA PUT ON THE TABLE. NO JAIL TIME. 826 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,725 HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? YEARS OF EXPERIENCE. 827 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,860 AND HE CALLED A HALF AN HOUR AGO. 828 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:25,263 *** 829 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:32,070 (Shirley) WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THOSE? 830 00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:34,673 I HAVEN'T DECIDED. 831 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,274 YOU KNOW THE ONE 832 00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:38,444 WHERE YOU'RE NOT QUITE SURE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT, 833 00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:41,847 THEN YOU TAKE A STEP BACK AND REALIZE WHAT IT IS? 834 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,950 THAT ONE MAY BE GOING IN THE POWDER ROOM. 835 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:46,452 ALAN... TELL YOU WHAT-- 836 00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:48,454 I'LL LEAVE THEM TO YOU WHEN I DIE. 837 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:53,091 AS THINGS STAND, I'M QUITE SURE I'LL PASS ON BEFORE YOU. 838 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:56,094 SHOW THOSE PICTURES TO ANYONE, AND I'LL SEE TO IT MYSELF. 839 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:59,264 SHIRLEY, I HAVE NO INTENTION OF SHARING THOSE WITH ANYONE. 840 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:01,266 I'M KEEPING YOU ALL TO MYSELF. 841 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,568 I GIVE YOU MY WORD. 842 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:04,570 YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE 843 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:07,305 FOR WHOM I KNOW THAT TO BE TRUE. 844 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,776 THANK YOU. 845 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:13,679 NO, THANK YOU. 846 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,920 *** 847 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:34,265 I UNDERSTAND CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER. 848 00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:36,267 NEVER LOST, NEVER WILL. 849 00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:37,469 (chuckles) 850 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:40,472 I MAY NOT BE THE DENNY CRANE I ONCE WAS, 851 00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:42,674 BUT UNTIL TODAY, I DIDN'T REALIZE 852 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:45,644 THAT THIS DENNY CRANE MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER. 853 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,646 OPPOSING LAWYERS EVERYWHERE ARE QUAKING 854 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,848 IN THEIR CUSTOM-FITTED SHOES. 855 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,483 DAMN RIGHT, THEY ARE. 856 00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:54,152 SO WHO CARES IF SHE... 857 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:55,554 WHO CARES? 858 00:40:57,322 --> 00:40:59,290 YOU'RE STILL UPSET ABOUT BEV. 859 00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:00,659 WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS, 860 00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:03,328 I WAS MARRIED TO ONE OF MY WIVES FOR FIVE YEARS, 861 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:05,296 GOT OVER HER IN A DAY. 862 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:08,133 BEV AND I WERE MARRIED FOR THREE HOURS, AND YET... 863 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:09,868 AND YET? 864 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:13,338 DO YOU KNOW THAT I EVEN HAVE MEMORIES OF HER 865 00:41:13,371 --> 00:41:15,306 THAT AREN'T SEXUAL? 866 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,275 I'M SURE YOU DO. 867 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,045 I MISS HER. 868 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:22,681 I MISS HER. 869 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:25,651 WELL... 870 00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:27,285 ARE THE RUMORS TRUE? 871 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,055 YOU HAVE NAKED PHOTOS OF SHIRLEY? 872 00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:32,357 AW, COME ON. 873 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:33,659 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 874 00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:36,528 I'VE HAD NAKED PHOTOS OF SHIRLEY FOR YEARS. 875 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:46,004 DENNY, SHE'S ASLEEP IN ALL THESE. 876 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,907 HERE'S ONE WHERE SHE WOKE UP. 877 00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:54,580 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BEAUTIFUL, NAKED WOMAN 878 00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:56,982 LOOK THAT ANGRY? 879 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,517 *** 880 00:41:59,551 --> 00:42:02,588 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 881 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:18,737 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... THIS WOMAN IS UNDER ARREST 882 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,606 FOR EVASION OF FEDERAL INCOME TAXES. 883 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:21,773 I JUST GOT FED UP. WITH WHAT? 884 00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,575 WITH THE WAY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 885 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,611 IS RUNNING THINGS. WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 886 00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:27,613 IT'S ABOUT CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, DENNY. 887 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,748 IT'S ABOUT ANARCHY. IT'S ABOUT... THE GIRL. 888 00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:32,784 I'VE DECIDED TO DO AN INTERVENTION. 889 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:35,787 THE "LOVING, LET'S ALL HUG" KIND, OR THE OTHER ONE? 890 00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:38,590 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? YOU'RE GOING TO REHAB, RACHEL. 891 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:41,793 SCREW YOU. I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE. 892 00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:43,629 YOU SLEPT WITH HIM. I DID NOT. 893 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:45,030 DENISE... MAYBE A LITTLE. 894 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,297 YOU SLUT.