1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,470 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,038 I BELIEVE RACHEL'S USING AGAIN. 3 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,073 WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE? 4 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,874 SHE ASKED TO BORROW $40. 5 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:10,544 CRYSTAL METH USERS LIVE THEIR LIVES IN $40-INCREMENTS. 6 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,980 I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT IF MY DAUGHTER IS USING DRUGS AGAIN. 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,249 WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORK? 8 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,218 SHE'S SWEET, BEAUTIFUL, NOTHING RATTLES HER. 9 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,353 EVEN WHEN SHE LOST HER A.T.M. CARD. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 10 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:22,256 RACHEL LOST HER A.T.M. CARD, SO I LOANED HER 40 BUCKS. 11 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:25,259 YOU HAVE A CHILD. A CHILD! YOU BASTARD. 12 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:28,028 I'M HELPING MELISSA, WHO SEEMS TO HAVE FALLEN 13 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,430 INTO A BLACK HOLE OF DEBT. 14 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,299 VERY BLACK. 15 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:36,704 *** 16 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,739 (elevator bell dings) 17 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,123 MELISSA HUGHES? 18 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,791 UH, WHY? 19 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,060 ARE YOU MELISSA HUGHES? 20 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,263 ALAN! 21 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,732 THESE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR A M-MELISSA HUGHES. 22 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,567 THEY HAVE GUNS. 23 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,236 WHAT'S GOING ON? 24 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:09,603 CAN WE SEE SOME IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE? 25 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,105 DO I HAVE TO DO THAT? 26 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,107 DON'T I HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT INCRIMINATE MYSELF? 27 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:15,576 WHY DON'T WE START WITH YOU IDENTIFYING YOURSELVES? 28 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,278 SPECIAL AGENT JOSEPH REYNOLDS 29 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,746 WITH THE U.S. TREASURY DEPARTMENT. 30 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,914 THIS IS SPECIAL AGENT THOMAS LEAHY, 31 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,750 ALSO WITH THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT. 32 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,984 ARE YOU MELISSA HUGHES? ALL RIGHT. 33 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,487 PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK, MS. HUGHES. 34 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,622 WHAT? I ASKED BEFORE. I'LL DO SO AGAIN. 35 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,090 WHAT IS GOING ON? 36 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,792 THIS WOMAN IS UNDER ARREST FOR EVASION OF FEDERAL INCOME TAXES. 37 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,294 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 38 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,629 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW. 39 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,465 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK TO AN ATTORNEY. I'M HER ATTORNEY. 40 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:38,666 WE'LL WAIVE MIRANDA. 41 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,934 THERE'S NO NEED TO TAKE HER INTO CUSTODY. 42 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,102 I'LL SURRENDER HER MYSELF AT HER ARRAIGNMENT. 43 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,971 I'M SORRY, SIR. LET'S GO, MA'AM. 44 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,473 (gasps) HOLD UP. 45 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,575 DID YOU JUST CALL ME "MA'AM," YOU-- NO TALKING, MELISSA, 46 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,577 AND DON'T BE MAKING ANY STATEMENTS. 47 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,645 I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN. 48 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,315 ALAN! ALAN! 49 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:57,951 *** 50 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,650 I DREAMT I HAD A 3-WAY WITH DENNY 51 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,719 AND DENNY. 52 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,521 UH! 53 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,122 GOOD LORD! 54 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,326 I WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO DREAM THAT YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT. 55 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,861 THIS MUST BE THE WAY MY SUBCONSCIOUS IS TELLING ME 56 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,964 I NEED TO GET BACK OUT THERE AND START DATING AGAIN. AH, WELL, 57 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,567 THEN ALLOW ME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR SITUATION. 58 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,036 MY NEPHEW MICHAEL JUST MOVED HERE FROM NEW YORK. 59 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,671 HE'S AN INVESTMENT BANKER WITH PRICE STEARNS, 60 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,840 AND HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO SHOW HIM AROUND. 61 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,742 SHIRLEY, YOU'RE MY BOSS. 62 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,910 AND YOU'RE COMING UP FOR PARTNER SOON, 63 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,313 SO IT'S ONE OF THOSE LOSE-LOSE SITUATIONS. 64 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,148 FINE. GIVE ME HIS NUMBER. 65 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,484 GOOD MORNING, SHIRLEY. 66 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,485 DENISE. 67 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,919 HI, DENNY. 68 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,289 YOU DREAMT WE HAD SEX TOGETHER. 69 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,525 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 70 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,429 YOU MEAN I'M RIGHT? 71 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,097 I ASK EVERYBODY THAT. 72 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,600 YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON WHO EVER SAID YES. 73 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,734 UH... 74 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,770 UH, SHIRLEY, COULD WE TALK FOR A SECOND? 75 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,272 IT'S RATHER IMPORTANT. 76 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,639 OH, YEAH. 77 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,246 DINNER? (coughs) 78 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,384 RACHEL IS USING AGAIN. 79 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:39,753 I FOUND A CRYSTAL METH KIT IN HER BATHROOM. 80 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,622 I'M SO SORRY. 81 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:44,392 I'VE DECIDED TO DO AN INTERVENTION. 82 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,560 I SEE NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE 83 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,128 BUT TO GET HER INTO A FACILITY. 84 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,930 AND FIONA? 85 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,366 I'LL ASSUME CUSTODY UNTIL RACHEL IS WELL. 86 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,734 LEGALLY, SOCIAL SERVICES-- 87 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,403 I CANNOT ALLOW FOR THAT. 88 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,405 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MY COUNSEL HERE, PAUL, 89 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:00,674 OR SIMPLY INFORMING ME? 90 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,447 I GUESS A LITTLE OF BOTH. 91 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,951 THERE'S A PRIVATE INVESTIGATION COMPANY 92 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,454 THAT SPECIALIZES IN THESE MATTERS. 93 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:16,156 I'VE ALREADY CONTACTED THEM. 94 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:19,393 YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? 95 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:22,963 THERE'S A CHILD INVOLVED. 96 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,799 WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE, 97 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,801 OTHER THAN GOING TO THE POLICE? 98 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,012 I'M NOT SURE I CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS. 99 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,782 CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE ONE OF THOSE REALLY, REALLY LONG SPEECHES 100 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,784 LIKE YOU DID WITH MY CREDIT CARD THINGY? 101 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,619 THIS IS A LITTLE BIT MORE SERIOUS 102 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,355 THAN NOT PAYING YOUR CREDIT CARD BILLS. 103 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,856 OH, COME ON. 104 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,291 I CAN'T BE THE FIRST PERSON TO FORGET TO PAY HER TAXES. 105 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,294 YOU SENT THE FORM BACK WITH A NOTE SAYING "STICK IT." 106 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:58,699 I WAS EXTREMELY CLOSE TO MY GRANDFATHER. 107 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:02,970 I'M SURE YOU FEEL YOU'VE JUST EXPLAINED THINGS. 108 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,473 (chuckles) HE SERVED IN WORLD WAR II. 109 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,107 HE WAS SUCH A PROUD AMERICAN, 110 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,977 AND I JUST STARTED THINKING HOW EMBARRASSED HE WOULD BE 111 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,145 BY WHAT'S HAPPENING TODAY. 112 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,014 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 113 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,149 US TORTURING PEOPLE, 114 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,318 UM, THE SPYING ON OUR OWN PEOPLE, 115 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,320 SQUASHING EVERYBODY'S CIVIL LIBERTIES. 116 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,856 MY GRANDFATHER WOULD WEEP. IT MAKES ME WEEP. 117 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:26,126 MELISSA, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL. 118 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,228 THE AWFUL THINGS YOU SPEAK OF NEVER HAPPEN 119 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,330 ON THE FAIR AND BALANCED NEWSCAST. 120 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,567 41625. 121 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,636 THE UNITED STATES vs. MELISSA HUGHES. 122 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,671 VIOLATION OF INTERNAL REVENUE CODE 76-- 123 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,740 ALAN SHORE FOR MS. HUGHES, YOUR HONOR. 124 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:43,010 I BELIEVE WE CAN WAIVE READING. 125 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,045 AND IN FACT, SINCE THE TOTAL AMOUNT IS AROUND $400, 126 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,047 I WOULD SUBMIT THAT MY CLIENT SIMPLY PAY IT 127 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,315 TOGETHER WITH LATE PENALTIES, 128 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,217 AND WE CAN DISPOSE OF THIS WHOLE-- 129 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,252 UH, THE GOVERNMENT'S NOT INTERESTED IN A DEAL. 130 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,754 THE DEFENDANT DIDN'T JUST FAIL TO PAY HER TAXES. 131 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,256 SHE WROTE "STICK IT" ON A POST-IT 132 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,891 AND ATTACHED IT TO HER RETURNS. 133 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,159 YOUR HONOR, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. 134 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,661 WHEN MY CLIENT FILED HER TAXES, 135 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,730 SHE INADVERTENTLY MAILED THE POST-IT NOTE 136 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,732 SHE HAD WRITTEN TO HERSELF AS A REMINDER 137 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,334 TO STICK THE CHECK IN THE MAIL. 138 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,269 WHAT IS THIS JIBBER-JABBER? 139 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,439 I DON'T LIKE JIBBER-JABBER IN MY COURTROOM. 140 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,441 OH, MY GOODNESS. 141 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,443 YOUR CLIENT STANDS ACCUSED OF A FEDERAL CRIME. 142 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:19,112 DO YOU WANT A TRIAL, MR. SHORE? IMMEDIATELY. 143 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,248 MR. SHAPIRO? THE GOVERNMENT STANDS READY. 144 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,250 10:00 A.M. TOMORROW. 145 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,752 AND I WOULD ASK COUNSEL 146 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:28,021 TO CHECK HIS SENSE OF HUMOR AT THE DOOR. 147 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:31,024 MY COURTROOM IS A TEMPLE OF DECORUM, 148 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:35,128 AND I DO NOT TOLERATE JIBBER-JABBER. 149 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:38,298 (coughing) 150 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,771 (strangled voice) 10:00. 151 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:44,938 (coughs) 152 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,249 IT'S ALMOST 3:00 NOW, SO I'D LIKE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW. 153 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,251 I WANT TO DO THIS WHILE FIONA IS AT SCHOOL. 154 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:01,121 HOW DO YOU KNOW THE SCHOOL WILL RELEASE FIONA TO YOU? 155 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,924 RACHEL AUTHORIZED ME LAST WEEK WHEN I PICKED HER UP. 156 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:07,561 DO NOT EXPECT MY DAUGHTER TO JUST GO ALONG FOR THE RIDE. 157 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:10,330 SHE WILL RESIST YOU WITH EVERYTHING SHE'S GOT. 158 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,132 THANK YOU. 159 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,701 THANK YOU, SIR. 160 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,139 BRAD, SHOULD THE POLICE COME ASKING QUESTIONS, 161 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:22,009 I WOULD COUNT ON YOUR SUPPORT ON THE JUSTIFICATION ISSUE. 162 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,011 PAUL, I'LL DO WHAT I CAN, 163 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,947 BUT I CAN'T REALLY SUPPORT JUSTIFICATION. 164 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,616 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 165 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,684 WELL, WHAT CAN I TELL THE POLICE, 166 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,686 THAT I SAW HER NOT TAKING DRUGS, 167 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,923 THAT SHE TOOK ME TO A NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS MEETING? 168 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:39,493 I'M COUNTING ON YOUR SUPPORT, AND I WILL GET IT. 169 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:44,865 I DID NOT SEE A PERSON ON DRUGS. 170 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,667 I'M SORRY. 171 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,605 (intercom rings) YES? 172 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,306 (woman) Michael Reisz is here. 173 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,308 UM, SEND HIM BACK. 174 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,283 (chuckles) 175 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,018 HI, MICHAEL. 176 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:07,020 WELL, IT'S, UM, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 177 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,022 SHIRLEY'S TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 178 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,458 YOW. GIGGITY-GIGGITY. 179 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,894 BEG PARDON? 180 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,133 *** 181 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,870 SHIRLEY, WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOUR NEPHEW WAS "SWEET," 182 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,806 SOMEHOW, IN HIS MIND, THAT WAS SYNONYMOUS WITH "HORNY." 183 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,307 (siren whoops) 184 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,510 OH... LOVELY. OKAY, CALL ME BACK. 185 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:33,413 (phone beeps) 186 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,352 (police radio chatter) 187 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,393 EVENING, OFFICER. 188 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:50,731 EVENING. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 189 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,767 I MISSED IT. 190 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,269 WHEN DID THEY MAKE A LEFT TURN ON RED LEGAL IN MASSACHUSETTS? 191 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,771 DID I DO THAT? 192 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,239 UH-HUH. 193 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,241 YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A REALLY STRESSFUL DAY. 194 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:04,978 UM, I'M AN ATTORNEY AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 195 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,781 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT? 196 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,550 YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA INFLUENCE ME OR SOMETHING? 197 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,385 THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 198 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:15,088 UNH, I-I DIDN'T-- I'M SORRY. 199 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,591 NO. I MADE A MISTAKE. 200 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,793 OFFICER, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME A TICKET 201 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,795 AND WE'LL CALL IT NIGHT? 202 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:26,033 NOW THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO SAY. 203 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,302 I'M GONNA LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING THIS TIME. 204 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,304 REALLY? OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 205 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,306 THIS--THIS IS THE FIRST GOOD THING 206 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,976 TO HAPPEN TO ME ALL DAY. 207 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,111 SAME HERE. 208 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:41,649 *** 209 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,891 WE'VE STIPULATED AS TO YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE. 210 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,961 THE ONLY TESTIMONY TO BE TAKEN WOULD BE YOURS. 211 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,629 OKAY. 212 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,498 I'LL TAKE ONE LAST SHOT AT SETTLING IT. 213 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,935 ACTUALLY, I'VE DECIDED I WANT TO CONTINUE WITH THE TRIAL. 214 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,136 SORRY? 215 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,805 I THINK IT'S WHAT MY GRANDFATHER WOULD WANT. 216 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,306 OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 217 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,008 PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER. 218 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,342 BUT-- 219 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:13,113 MELISSA, THE PROSECUTION IS LOOKING TO MAKE A POINT. 220 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:17,317 YOU COULD GO TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME. 221 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,321 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 222 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,424 HUH? YEAH. 223 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,426 YOU GET TO GO AND FIGHT BATTLES 224 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,628 FOR THINGS YOU BELIEVE IN EVERY DAY, 225 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,965 AND IT IS SO... ADMIRABLE. 226 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,935 I'VE NEVER REALLY STOOD UP FOR ANYTHING. 227 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,437 I-I KNOW IT SOUNDS ALL STARS AND STRIPY, 228 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,372 BUT MY GRANDFATHER-- I-- 229 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,942 I'M SORRY, BUT HE DID. 230 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,944 HE TALKED ABOUT THE AMERICA HE FOUGHT FOR. 231 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,714 NOW I WANT TO FIGHT FOR IT. 232 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,448 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL-- 233 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,551 AND I THINK YOUR GRANDPA WOULD AGREE WITH ME-- 234 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,621 THERE'S NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN PAYING YOUR TAXES. 235 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,224 I WANT TO HAVE MY DAY IN COURT. 236 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,526 AT THE RISK OF HAVING YOUR DAY IN PRISON? 237 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,896 MM-HMM. 238 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,799 YOU WANT TO BONE ME UP? 239 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,801 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 240 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,870 FOR MY TESTIMONY. SHOULDN'T YOU PREP ME? 241 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,340 YOU SEEM PREPPED. 242 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,543 YOU OKAY? 243 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,347 MY HEAD HURTS. 244 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,753 LET'S GET TO COURT. 245 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,822 *** 246 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,265 *** 247 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,267 (elevator bell dings) 248 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,906 (woman) MS. BAUER, YOUR MESSAGES. 249 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,908 DENISE... 250 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,409 I'M--I'M SORRY. 251 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,912 AND FOR THE RECORD, HE'S NOT HORNY AROUND ME. 252 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,413 IT'S OKAY. 253 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,915 I MET SOMEONE ELSE, 254 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,917 AND THE NIGHT TOOK A WHOLE OTHER TWIST. 255 00:11:56,950 --> 00:12:00,387 HE'S A POLICE OFFICER AND A REAL GENTLEMAN. 256 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,222 YOU SLEPT WITH HIM. 257 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,723 I DID NOT. YOU DID, TOO. 258 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,125 I DID NOT. DENISE. 259 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,694 MAYBE A LITTLE. YOU SLUT. 260 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,462 I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE. 261 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,964 WELL, THEN YOU CAN SEND 262 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,600 YOUR THANK-YOU NOTES TO ME AND MICHAEL. (cell phone rings) 263 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,769 THIS IS DENISE. 264 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,105 (man) Hi, it's me. HEY, YOU. 265 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,606 IT'S HIM. 266 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,108 (whispers) A NEXT-DAY CALLER. 267 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,943 (whispers) OH. 268 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,544 (normal voice) WHAT'S UP? 269 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,213 Listen, uh, I was wondering 270 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,281 IF YOU COULD MEET ME DOWN AT THE POLICE STATION. 271 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,818 UM, SURE. I GET OFF FOR LUNCH AROUND NOON. 272 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,052 Uh, y-- 273 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,487 I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN MAKE LUNCH. 274 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,989 WHY NOT? 275 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,490 I have been arrested. 276 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,659 WHAT? WHAT FOR? 277 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,662 IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER. 278 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:48,468 *** 279 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,470 I'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED THE UNITED STATES 280 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,472 WAS NOT ONLY THE STRONGEST COUNTRY, 281 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,775 BUT ALSO THE MOST MORAL ONE. 282 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,277 AND, UH, SO NATURALLY, 283 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,447 THAT'S WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO TELL THEM TO STICK IT? 284 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,650 I JUST FELT SO... EMBARRASSED. 285 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,353 EMBARRASSED. OVER... 286 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,355 WELL, I GUESS, FIRST, 287 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,357 THE WHOLE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THING. 288 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,026 NOW MAYBE WE LIED, MAYBE WE MADE A MISTAKE, 289 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,028 BUT EITHER WAY, AS--AS GOOFS GO, 290 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,998 TO START A WAR? HELLO. 291 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,300 (chuckles) IT EMBARRASSED YOU? 292 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,202 DIDN'T IT YOU? 293 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,437 DIDN'T IT YOU? OBJECTION. 294 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,773 MS. HUGHES, PLEASE DO NOT ADDRESS THE JURY. 295 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,208 OKAY. 296 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,011 IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU OPPOSE THE WAR. 297 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,513 ACTUALLY, I DON'T. 298 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,015 IF THE GOVERNMENT HAD SAID, 299 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,484 "WE NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO GET RID OF SADDAM," 300 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,286 I WOULD'VE SAID, "LET'S ROLL." 301 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,054 AND IF WE HAD APOLOGIZED AFTER MAKING 302 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,056 SUCH A HUMONGOUS GAFFE WITH THE WHOLE WEAPONS THINGY, 303 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,058 I'M SURE I COULD'VE ACCEPTED THAT, TOO. 304 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,160 BUT INSTEAD, WE WERE SO ARROGANT. 305 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,329 IT WAS... EMBARRASSING. 306 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,630 (chuckles) 307 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,000 YES. ANYTHING ELSE? 308 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,501 TORTURE. OUR MILITARY TORTURED PRISONERS. 309 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,069 AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE COUNTRY 310 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,905 THAT STANDS FOR HUMAN RIGHTS? 311 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,340 I MEAN, DOESN'T IT JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO HIDE? MS. HUGHES. 312 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:04,011 AND SPYING. OKAY, WE SPY ON OUR OWN CITIZENS NOW? 313 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,246 ALL THIS TO FIGHT TERRORISTS 314 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,481 BECAUSE THEY'RE A THREAT TO FREEDOM AS WE KNOW IT? 315 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,749 I MEAN... (chuckles) 316 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,751 TALK ABOUT BURNING DOWN THE BARN TO KILL THE RATS. 317 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,988 AM I THE ONLY ONE EMBARRASSED BY THIS? 318 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,990 WHAT ABOUT THE MILITARY, MS. HUGHES? 319 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,759 HAVE OUR SOLDIERS EMBARRASSED YOU? 320 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,895 I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AS PROUD OF OUR TROOPS 321 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,396 AS I AM GRATEFUL. 322 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,399 NOW I BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY FOR THE WAR. 323 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,269 I GUESS YOU'D BE FOR WINNING IT. OF COURSE. 324 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,272 WELL, WHAT CHANCE DO YOU THINK WE'D HAVE OF VICTORY 325 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,441 IF PEOPLE STARTED NOT PAYING THEIR TAXES? 326 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,943 NOT GOOD. 327 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,946 BUT I GUESS IF YOU'RE ASHAMED ENOUGH TO BE AN AMERICAN, 328 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,948 IT'S OKAY-- SHE NEVER SAID SHE WAS "ASHAMED" TO BE. 329 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,116 SHE SAID SHE WAS "EMBARRASSED" AS, A DISTINCTION 330 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,785 OFTEN MISSED BY THOSE WHO CONFUSE DISSENT FOR DISLOYALTY. 331 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,255 MR. SHORE, SIT DOWN. 332 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,357 I AM SITTING. 333 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,858 OKAY, YOU GOT ME. 334 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,626 BUT I WAS ABOUT TO SIT AFTER OBJECTING 335 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,463 TO THE D.A.'s JIBBER-JABBER. 336 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,132 THERE HE GOES AGAIN. THERE I GO AGAIN. 337 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,600 STOP WITH THE JIBBER-JABBER. 338 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,237 THE ISSUE HERE IS, DID SHE PAY HER TAXES? 339 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,573 SHE DIDN'T. 340 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,942 YOU BE QUIET, MR. SHORE. 341 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:13,246 AND, MR. SHAPIRO, SIT DOWN WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD. 342 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:17,917 WE WILL HAVE CLOSING ARGUMENTS, AND THEN THE JURY WILL RULE, 343 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,320 AND THEN I WILL GIVE MY SENTENCE. 344 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,955 SMALL POINT, JUDGE. 345 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,756 YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T INDICATE TO THE JURY 346 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,892 YOU EXPECT A SENTENCING. 347 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,727 I COULD BE WRONG. 348 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,462 ENOUGH JIBBER-JABBER! 349 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,465 (judge coughs) 350 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,316 MAY I COME IN? 351 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:00,827 (sighs) 352 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,329 I FEEL HORRIBLE 353 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,764 ABOUT HOW IT ENDED THE OTHER DAY. 354 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,268 WELL... GEE. 355 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,103 IT'S JUST... 356 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,472 IF YOU'RE USING CRYSTAL METH-- 357 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,640 OH. 358 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,376 RACHEL... WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU-- 359 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,877 OR, I SHOULD SAY, SUSPECT-- 360 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,779 IS THAT YOU REALLY DON'T WANT 361 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,781 TO ELIMINATE DRUGS FROM YOUR LIFE. 362 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,284 YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO MANAGE THEM-- 363 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,019 NICE TALKIN' TO YOU, DAD. 364 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,288 I WOULD LIKE YOU... 365 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,557 TO CHECK YOURSELF INTO REHAB. 366 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,426 FINE. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. THANKS FOR-- YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER. 367 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,665 YOU KNOW... SOMETIMES, BEING THERE 368 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:42,235 IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING SOBER. 369 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,114 (door closes) 370 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,490 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 371 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,425 YOU'RE GOING TO REHAB, RACHEL. 372 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,594 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 373 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,596 (man) MS. LEWISTON, WE'RE DOING THIS EASY, 374 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,431 OR WE'RE DOING THIS HARD. 375 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,234 WELL, LET'S DO IT EASY, THEN. SCREW YOU. 376 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,735 AND SCREW YOU. WHAT-- MA'AM. 377 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,604 GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! MA'AM, PLEASE. 378 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,439 GET YOUR-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 379 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,708 THIS IS MY HOUSE! GET HER OFF THE GROUND. 380 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,444 WHAT IS THIS, DAD? DADDY, MAKE 'EM STOP! 381 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,279 RACHEL, I'M ONLY-- GET HER OUTTA HERE. 382 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,948 DADDY, MAKE THEM TAKE THEIR HANDS OFF ME! RACHEL-- 383 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,184 GET OFF OF ME! GET HER OUT THE DOOR. 384 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,685 AAH! PUSH HER. PUSH HER. 385 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,687 GET OFF OF ME! GET HER OUT THE DOOR. 386 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,790 LET GO! LET GO, YOU BASTARDS! 387 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,394 LET GO OF ME! 388 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,770 *** 389 00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:00,113 (sighs) SO... 390 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:03,616 HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME? 391 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,718 A FEW YEARS. 392 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,620 IT'S JUST... YOU DRIVE AROUND, 393 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,056 AND YOU SEE PEOPLE BEHAVING SO IRRESPONSIBLY, 394 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,558 SO RUDELY-- 395 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,060 YOU KNOW, SPEEDING AND CUTTING PEOPLE OFF, 396 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,796 UH, RUNNING RED LIGHTS-- LIKE THERE ARE NO RULES. 397 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,298 HMM. 398 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,067 ONE--ONE TIME, I JUST PULLED A GUY OVER 399 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,171 AND STRAIGHTENED HIM OUT. 400 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,173 ALL I DO IS WARN PEOPLE. 401 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,141 I JUST WANT TO HELP KEEP THE PUBLIC SAFE 402 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,610 AND--AND LAW-ABIDING. 403 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:34,481 SO YOU'RE LIKE, UH, HALL MONITOR FOR THE WORLD? 404 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:38,618 BUT... THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED 405 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,787 BETWEEN US. 406 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,355 THAT WAS REAL. 407 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,192 YOU'RE A SPECIAL PERSON, DENISE. 408 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,594 MOST WOMEN WOULD BE PUT OFF WITH THE IDEA 409 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,095 OF DATING A POLICEMAN. 410 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,832 YOU ARE NOT A POLICEMAN. 411 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,570 I WILL BE YOUR ATTORNEY, BUT THAT'S ALL. 412 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,975 THAT--THAT'S ALL. 413 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,814 I'LL SEE YOU IN-- IN COURT. 414 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,822 *** 415 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,805 WHATEVER FEELINGS YOU HAVE FOR ME NOW, 416 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,307 YOU HAVE TO KNOW-- 417 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,142 WHERE'S FIONA? 418 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,144 SHE'S WITH ME. SHE'S DOING WELL. 419 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,146 I WANT TO SEE HER. 420 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,215 I'LL BRING HER. 421 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,053 THIS PERSON, THIS BRAD CHASE, 422 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,322 IS HE A P.I., DOES HE WORK FOR YOU? 423 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,824 HE'S A LAWYER WHO WORKS FOR ME. 424 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,826 WELL, HE'S A LAWYER IN NEED OF A LAWYER. 425 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,061 I'M SUING HIM. 426 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,264 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 427 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,765 INVASION OF PRIVACY, 428 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,267 INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. 429 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,435 MY ATTORNEY MADE A WHOLE LIST. 430 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,437 YOU HAVE A LAWYER. 431 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:09,108 HAVE YOU MOVED FOR A TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER? 432 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,777 NO. 433 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,286 SHE'S ALLERGIC TO SOY, AND WHEAT IF SHE HAS TOO MUCH. 434 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,288 MAKE SURE TO MINIMIZE SUGAR, NO SOFT DRINKS. 435 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,689 STAY AWAY FROM THE PROCESSED FOODS. 436 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,457 I LIKE TO KEEP IT ORGANIC. 437 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,459 THERE'S A LIST OF HER FAVORITE FOODS, 438 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,295 HER SCHOOL, HER FRIENDS FOR PLAY DATES, 439 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,430 HER PEDIATRICIAN-- THERE'S NUMBERS FOR EACH. 440 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,733 SHE FUNCTIONS BEST ON ROUTINE, SO STICK TO IT. 441 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:37,437 YOU TELL HER... 442 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,938 I'M IN THE HOSPITAL, 443 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,940 YOU DON'T TELL WHY, 444 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,509 AND BRING HER HERE. 445 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,178 GOOD-BYE, DAD. 446 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:03,596 *** 447 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:12,672 MELISSA, YOU COULD VERY WELL GO TO PRISON. 448 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,508 YEAH. 449 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:19,346 YOU'LL VISIT ME, RIGHT? 450 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,783 YOU GONNA MAKE ONE OF THOSE REALLY LONG SPEECHES? 451 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,318 THEY'RE SO HOT. 452 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:29,589 I CAN STAND UP AND ARGUE JUST ABOUT ANY CASE, 453 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,591 BUT THE LONG SHOTS, OF WHICH THIS IS ONE, 454 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,092 ARE DIFFERENT. 455 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,696 THOSE I NEED TO SOMEHOW BELIEVE IN. 456 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,298 AND UNFORTUNATELY, 457 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,969 WHAT I BELIEVE HERE... 458 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,004 IS THAT YOU BROKE THE LAW. 459 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,109 WELL, THEN I GUESS BETWEEN NOW 460 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,111 AND THE TIME YOU JUMP UP, 461 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,348 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN. 462 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,958 WHY, ALAN? 463 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,795 THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA ASK. WHY? 464 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,131 SOME PEOPLE SEE THINGS AS THEY ARE AND ASK "WHY?" 465 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,200 OTHERS SEE THINGS AS THEY NEVER WERE 466 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,470 AND CLAIM MAD COW. 467 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,639 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 468 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,642 IF ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE STOPPED PAYING THEIR TAXES? 469 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,077 THE RICH PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO START PAYING THEIRS. 470 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,479 EXACTLY. 471 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,581 THIS IS PERSONAL. 472 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:31,350 YOU'RE JEOPARDIZING MY LOOPHOLES. 473 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,488 WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 474 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,989 TALK TO ME. 475 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,426 IT'S ABOUT CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, DENNY. 476 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,595 IT'S ABOUT ANARCHY. IT'S ABOUT... 477 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,435 (chuckles) THE GIRL. 478 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:52,271 I HAVE A COMPLETELY INEXPLICABLE, 479 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:57,043 UNWARRANTED, SMALL BUT EMBARRASSING CRUSH 480 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,545 ON THE GIRL. 481 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,046 THAT GIRL? 482 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:03,115 SHE'S... 483 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:06,786 FRUITY CHEWING GUM, SHOPPING MALLS 484 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:10,056 AND SEXY SWEATPANTS AND... 485 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,425 WHEREAS, I'M... 486 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,793 NOT. 487 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,563 I HAVE NO INTENTION OF ACTING ON IT, 488 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,565 NOR DO I REGARD IT AS ANYTHING MORE 489 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,066 THAN A MOMENT'S PASSING FANCY. 490 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,469 BUT AS MOMENT'S GO... 491 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,703 UGH. 492 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,805 MY HEAD HURTS. 493 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,212 EVIDENTLY, SHE IS NOT CHALLENGING THE COMMITMENT. 494 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,714 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 495 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,716 MAYBE SHE CAN'T AFFORD A LAWYER. 496 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,985 OH, SHE'S GOT A LAWYER. SHE'S SUING YOU. 497 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,319 ME? 498 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:43,222 I DON'T REALLY THINK SHE HAS CAUSE OF ACTION OR-- 499 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,291 PAUL, WHAT IS SHE SUING ME FOR? 500 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,660 (sighs) BRAD, I APOLOGIZE 501 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,796 FOR PUTTING YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS. 502 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,565 BUT, WELL, AS, UH, THIS PLAYS OUT, 503 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,133 I WOULD APPRECIATE YOU 504 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:58,070 PROTECTING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER IF YOU CAN. 505 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,807 WHAT ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER? 506 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,475 DO YOU HAVE ONE? 507 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,077 WELL, NOT REALLY. 508 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,980 I JUST DON'T LIKE BEING THE BAD GUY HERE. 509 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:13,653 WELL... LET'S JUST TRY TO REPAIR THIS, 510 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,288 FOR EVERYBODY'S SAKE. 511 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,525 ESPECIALLY HERS. 512 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:37,176 *** 513 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:41,480 (Brad) I HEARD A RUMOR I WAS BEING SUED. 514 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:44,617 YOUR FATHER ASKED ME TO FIND OUT 515 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,619 IF HIS DAUGHTER WAS USING DRUGS. 516 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,154 I DIDN'T BETRAY ANYONE'S TRUST 517 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,156 BECAUSE AT THE TIME THAT I ACCEPTED HIS REQUEST, 518 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:52,391 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU. 519 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:56,362 NOW AS FOR THE PERSON I CAME TO KNOW-- 520 00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:58,531 A PERSON WHOSE TRUST YOU CULTIVATED. 521 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:00,466 I DIDN'T BETRAY HER. 522 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,903 I TOLD YOUR FATHER THAT I DID NOT SEE YOU USING, 523 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,905 I DID NOT SEE AN UNFIT PARENT, 524 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,840 AND I DID NOT SUPPORT HIS INTERVENTION. 525 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,910 WHAT A GUY. I'M STILL SUING. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 526 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,979 BECAUSE ANY ACTION FILED WOULD PUT 527 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,981 THE DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES ON NOTICE, 528 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,983 AND RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING IS PRIVATE, 529 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,985 WHICH IS HOW YOU WANT IT. 530 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,153 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT MOVING FOR A T.R.O. 531 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,422 YOU'RE NOT SUING ANYBODY. 532 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,393 I'M NOT MOVING FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER 533 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:28,895 BECAUSE I BELONG HERE. 534 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,396 I'M A DRUG ADDICT. 535 00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:32,899 I'M STAYING HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO GET WELL 536 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,701 SO I CAN GET MY DAUGHTER BACK. 537 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,071 YOU CAN GO NOW. 538 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,243 LOOK, I'M SORRY THAT EVERYTHING-- 539 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,312 THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER. 540 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:52,685 WHAT WASN'T A LIE WAS HOW MUCH I ENJOYED MEETING YOU. 541 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,221 I THINK-- 542 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,724 WELL, AS FAR AS DRUG ADDICTS GO, YOU'RE A REALLY NICE PERSON. 543 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,225 (laughs) 544 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,227 WELL, THAT IS SO SWEET. 545 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:03,062 CAN I HAVE 40 BUCKS? 546 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,298 DRUG ADDICT HUMOR. 547 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,800 VERY GOOD. 548 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,737 TELL MY FATHER TO BRING FIONA. 549 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,614 "DOCKET NUMBER 4175-- 550 00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:23,549 "COMMONWEALTH vs. SCOTT WARNER. 551 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,753 ONE COUNT-- IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER." 552 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:30,389 YOU'VE HEARD THE CHARGES BEFORE YOU. HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 553 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,225 YOUR HONOR, NOT GUI-- GUILTY. 554 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,729 YOUR HONOR, THAT'S, UH, NOT NOT GUILTY. 555 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,131 THAT'S GUILTY. WHAT IS GOING ON? 556 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,634 YOUR HONOR, IF I MAY HAVE A MOMENT 557 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,803 TO CONFER WITH MY CLIENT. WHAT ARE YOU-- DENISE, I HAVE TO DO THIS. 558 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,304 N-- SIR. 559 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,173 I BELIEVE IN RULES. 560 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,776 SCOTT-- AND AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, 561 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,444 I BROKE THE RULES. 562 00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:55,414 MR. WARNER, DO YOU REALIZE THAT BY PLEADING GUILTY 563 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,783 YOU WAIVE YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS 564 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,284 AND I MAY IMPOSE UPON YOU 565 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,420 ANY SENTENCE UP TO AND INCLUDING THE MAXIMUM? MM. 566 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,856 I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY, YOUR HONOR. 567 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,091 FINE. 568 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,126 THE DEFENDANT IS REMANDED UNTIL SENTENCING. 569 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:09,361 (bangs gavel) 570 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:13,199 WELL, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW HOURS AT THE HEARING. 571 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:16,736 IT'S A FEW HOURS TOO MANY AS FAR AS THIS FELLA GOES. 572 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,575 I'M SUCH A LOSER. 573 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,213 *** 574 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,615 CLEARLY, SHE COMMITTED A CRIME. 575 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,818 SHE DIDN'T PAY HER TAXES. 576 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,453 THE ONLY QUESTION IS, 577 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,622 WILL YOU HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE? 578 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,625 NOW NO DOUBT MR. SHORE WILL TRY TO PAINT HER 579 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,394 AS SOME KIND OF ACTIVIST HERO. 580 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:47,967 BUT SHE IS NO HERO, FOLKS. 581 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,704 AT A TIME WHEN FREEDOM HAS NEVER BEEN MORE PRECARIOUS 582 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,205 IN THIS COUNTRY, 583 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:56,575 FOR HER TO REFUSE HER CIVIC AND LEGAL DUTY 584 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,077 TO PAY HER TAXES 585 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,246 WHILE WE HAVE SOLDIERS DYING OVER THERE... 586 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:03,349 THIS WOMAN'S DELIBERATE ACTION 587 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,985 IS AS UNPATRIOTIC-- AS UN-AMERICAN-- 588 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,554 AS IT IS ILLEGAL. 589 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:12,691 THIS IS THE CUT-AND-RUN BEHAVIOR OF A COWARD. 590 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:18,630 DON'T YOU DARE... DECLARE HER A HERO. 591 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,317 (clears throat) 592 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:43,222 WHEN THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THING 593 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,224 TURNED OUT NOT TO BE TRUE, 594 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:50,129 I EXPECTED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO RISE UP. 595 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,031 (chuckles) 596 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,133 THEY DIDN'T. 597 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,869 THEN WHEN THE ABU-GHRAIB TORTURE THING SURFACED 598 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,771 AND IT WAS REVEALED THAT OUR GOVERNMENT 599 00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:00,606 PARTICIPATED IN RENDITION, 600 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:03,475 A PRACTICE WHERE WE KIDNAP PEOPLE 601 00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:06,612 AND TURN THEM OVER TO REGIMES WHO SPECIALIZE IN TORTURE, 602 00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,114 I WAS SURE THEN, 603 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,116 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD BE HEARD FROM. 604 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,318 WE STOOD MUTE. 605 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,753 THEN CAME THE NEWS THAT WE JAILED 606 00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:16,789 THOUSANDS OF SO-CALLED TERRORIST SUSPECTS, 607 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,791 LOCKED THEM UP WITHOUT THE RIGHT TO A TRIAL 608 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,993 OR EVEN THE RIGHT TO CONFRONT THEIR ACCUSERS. 609 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,595 CERTAINLY, WE WOULD NEVER STAND FOR THAT. WE DID. 610 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:25,898 AND NOW IT'S BEEN DISCOVERED 611 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,600 THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH HAS BEEN CONDUCTING 612 00:29:28,634 --> 00:29:31,503 MASSIVE ILLEGAL DOMESTIC SURVEILLANCE 613 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,272 ON ITS OWN CITIZENS-- 614 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,141 YOU AND ME. 615 00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:38,110 AND I AT LEAST CONSOLED MYSELF THAT FINALLY, FINALLY, 616 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:41,680 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL HAVE HAD ENOUGH. 617 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,749 EVIDENTLY, WE HAVEN'T. 618 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:47,086 IN FACT, IF THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY HAVE SPOKEN, 619 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:50,089 THE MESSAGE IS, "WE'RE OKAY WITH IT ALL." 620 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:53,125 TORTURE, WARRANTLESS SEARCH AND SEIZURES, 621 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,594 ILLEGAL WIRE TAPPINGS, 622 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,529 PRISON WITHOUT A FAIR TRIAL, 623 00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:59,265 OR ANY TRIAL, 624 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:02,268 WAR ON FALSE PRETENSES-- 625 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:05,304 WE AS A CITIZENRY ARE APPARENTLY NOT OFFENDED. 626 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:08,307 THERE ARE NO DEMONSTRATIONS ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES. 627 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,309 IN FACT, THERE'S NO CLEAR INDICATION 628 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:13,779 THAT YOUNG PEOPLE EVEN SEEM TO NOTICE. 629 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,148 WELL, MELISSA HUGHES NOTICED. 630 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,816 NOW YOU MIGHT THINK, 631 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,352 INSTEAD OF WITHHOLDING HER TAXES, 632 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,354 SHE COULD'VE PROTESTED THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY-- 633 00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:25,858 MADE A PLACARD AND DEMONSTRATED AT A PRESIDENTIAL 634 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:28,227 OR VICE PRESIDENTIAL APPEARANCE. 635 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,229 BUT WE'VE LOST THE RIGHT TO THAT AS WELL. 636 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:33,165 THE SECRET SERVICE CAN NOW DECLARE "FREE SPEECH ZONES," 637 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:35,701 TO CONTAIN, CONTROL 638 00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:38,204 AND, IN EFFECT, CRIMINALIZE PROTEST. 639 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:41,340 STOP FOR A SECOND AND TRY TO FATHOM THAT. 640 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,910 AT A PRESIDENTIAL RALLY, 641 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:46,512 PARADE OR APPEARANCE, 642 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,514 IF YOU HAVE ON A SUPPORTIVE T-SHIRT, 643 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,016 YOU CAN BE THERE. 644 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,651 IF YOU'RE WEARING OR CARRYING SOMETHING IN PROTEST, 645 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,320 YOU CAN BE REMOVED. 646 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,322 THIS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 647 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,757 THIS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 648 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:03,462 IS MELISSA HUGHES THE ONLY ONE EMBARRASSED? 649 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:07,266 MR. SHORE... (sighs) 650 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:10,669 THAT'S A CHAIR FOR WITNESSES ONLY. 651 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:14,573 THE REALLY LONG SPEECHES MAKE ME SO TIRED SOMETIMES. 652 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:16,008 PLEASE GET OUT OF THE CHAIR. 653 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,409 ACTUALLY, I'M SICK AND TIRED. 654 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:19,078 GET OUT OF THE CHAIR. 655 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:23,282 AND WHAT I'M MOST SICK AND TIRED OF... 656 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:27,519 IS HOW EVERY TIME SOMEBODY DISAGREES 657 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,788 WITH HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS RUNNING THINGS, 658 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:32,091 HE OR SHE IS LABELED "UN-AMERICAN." 659 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,459 EVIDENTLY, IT'S SPEECH TIME. 660 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,694 AND SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY IS FREE, YOU HACK. 661 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,965 FREE FOR ME, FREE FOR YOU, FREE FOR MELISSA HUGHES 662 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:42,234 TO STAND UP TO HER GOVERNMENT AND SAY, "STICK IT." OBJECTION. 663 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:44,570 I OBJECT TO GOVERNMENT ABUSING ITS POWER 664 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,639 TO SQUASH THE CONSTITUTIONAL FREEDOMS OF ITS CITIZENRY. 665 00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:49,475 AND GOD FORBID, ANYBODY CHALLENGE IT, 666 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,477 THEY'RE SMEARED AS BEING A HERETIC. 667 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,579 MELISSA HUGHES IS AN AMERICAN. 668 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:56,082 MELISSA HUGHES IS AN AMERICAN. 669 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:58,150 MELISSA HUGHES IS AN AMERICAN. 670 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:01,387 MR. SHORE, UNLESS YOU HAVE 671 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:04,790 ANYTHING NEW AND FRESH TO SAY, PLEASE SIT DOWN. 672 00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:07,826 YOU'VE BREACHED THE DECORUM OF MY COURTROOM 673 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:10,329 WITH ALL THIS HOOTING. 674 00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:20,439 LAST NIGHT, I WENT TO BED WITH A BOOK. 675 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:23,309 NOT AS MUCH FUN AS A 29 YEAR OLD, 676 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,778 BUT THE BOOK CONTAINED A SPEECH BY ADLAI STEVENSON. 677 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,981 THE YEAR WAS 1952. 678 00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:30,983 HE SAID, "THE TRAGEDY OF OUR DAY 679 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:34,153 "IS THE CLIMATE OF FEAR IN WHICH WE LIVE, 680 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,455 "AND FEAR BREEDS REPRESSION. 681 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:39,825 "TOO OFTEN, SINISTER THREATS TO THE BILL OF RIGHTS, 682 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:41,827 "TO FREEDOM OF THE MIND, 683 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:43,829 "ARE CONCEALED UNDER THE PATRIOTIC CLOAK 684 00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:45,964 OF ANTICOMMUNISM." 685 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:52,271 TODAY, IT'S THE CLOAK OF ANTITERRORISM. 686 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,540 STEVENSON ALSO REMARKED, 687 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:58,544 "IT'S FAR EASIER TO FIGHT FOR PRINCIPLES 688 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:01,147 THAN TO LIVE UP TO THEM." 689 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:08,120 I KNOW WE ARE... 690 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,956 ALL AFRAID... 691 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,393 BUT THE BILL OF RIGHTS... 692 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:17,063 WE HAVE TO LIVE UP TO THAT. 693 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:20,966 WE SIMPLY MUST. 694 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,303 THAT'S ALL MELISSA HUGHES WAS TRYING TO SAY. 695 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,772 SHE WAS SPEAKING FOR YOU. 696 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:31,577 I WOULD ASK YOU NOW TO GO BACK TO THAT ROOM 697 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,879 AND SPEAK FOR HER. 698 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,722 *** 699 00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:02,441 BEFORE I HAND DOWN MY SENTENCE, 700 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,943 DOES THE DEFENDANT WISH TO SAY ANYTHING? 701 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,445 YOUR HONOR, 702 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:07,946 WHILE IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER 703 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:09,448 IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE, 704 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,383 MY CLIENT'S INTENTIONS WERE SOUND. 705 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:12,884 HE NEVER HARMED ANYONE, 706 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:15,020 AND HE HAS ACCEPTED FULL RESPONSIBILITY 707 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,356 FOR WHAT HE'S DONE. HE'S ALSO VERY CONTRITE. 708 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,857 THANK YOU. 709 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,726 I HEREBY SENTENCE SCOTT WARNER 710 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:24,530 TO 600 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. 711 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,633 IF I MAY BE HEARD, YOUR HONOR. 712 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:31,103 SCOTT-- IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, AS YOU WELL KNOW, 713 00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:34,206 I HAVE ALREADY PERFORMED 600 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE 714 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,941 WHILE ON PATROL. 715 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:38,710 YOU MUST FEEL IT YOURSELF, YOUR HONOR. 716 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,446 OUR SOCIETY, OVER THE PAST DECADE, 717 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:42,614 HAS BECOME RUDER AND RUDER-- 718 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:44,783 BREAKING RULES, CURSING, DRIVING RECKLESSLY. 719 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,785 SOME ARE CALLING IT AN EPIDEMIC. 720 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,787 AND I BELIEVE, AS DO EXPERTS, 721 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,790 THAT IT IS A SYMPTOM OF THE GROWING SOCIAL ISOLATION 722 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,292 THAT WE ALL FEEL. 723 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:56,462 YOUR HONOR, I'M JUST ONE GUY 724 00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:00,666 OUT THERE ASKING PEOPLE TO BE MORE COURTEOUS. 725 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:03,902 BUT WHAT IF THIS WERE UTOPIA... 726 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,573 AND WE ALL DID IT? 727 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,741 WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING? 728 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,978 I MEAN, WOULDN'T THAT BE JUST... 729 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:14,313 GREAT? 730 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:22,988 UH, SO... WHILE I WILL GLADLY TAKE ANY SENTENCE 731 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:26,792 YOU SEE FIT AS-- AS I RESPECT YOU, YOUR HONOR, 732 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:30,662 I WOULD ASK YOU TO RECONSIDER MY SENTENCE. 733 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,664 I WILL. 734 00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,368 THREE MONTHS IN PRISON 735 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,437 AND 1,200 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. 736 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,206 (bangs gavel) 737 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,309 (gallery murmurs) 738 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:46,312 THAT WAS A LOVELY... 739 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:47,946 MOVING SPEECH. 740 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,481 WAIT FOR ME? 741 00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,450 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 742 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:54,386 IF I WERE TO APPEAL, WOULD YOU HANDLE IT? ABSOLUTELY NOT. 743 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,388 SO THIS IS GOOD-BYE. 744 00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,724 DEFINITELY. 745 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:01,159 OKAY. 746 00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:17,142 OKAY, THAT WAS ASSAULT. 747 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,678 GOOD-BYE, DENISE. 748 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,623 *** 749 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,228 (judge) WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE? 750 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:37,996 MR. FOREMAN, 751 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,999 THE JURY HAS REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 752 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,568 YEAH, JUDGE, GUILTY. 753 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:43,569 (murmuring) 754 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:46,772 WAIT TILL I ASK YOU. 755 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,440 NOW... WHAT SAY YOU? 756 00:36:48,474 --> 00:36:50,776 THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. 757 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:54,112 WE, THE JURY, FIND THE DEFENDANT MELISSA HUGHES, 758 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:57,082 GUILTY AS CHARGED. (whispers) RIGHT. 759 00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:59,351 MS. HUGHES, THE JURY HAS FOUND YOU GUILTY 760 00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,587 OF FEDERAL INCOME TAX EVASION. 761 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,622 PERMISSION TO BE HEARD ON SENTENCING, JUDGE. 762 00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:06,258 STOP YOUR HOOTING. 763 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:09,060 I'M IN NO MOOD FOR ANY MORE OF YOUR JIBBER-JABBER. 764 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:12,063 THE COURT FINES MS. HUGHES $1,000 765 00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:17,436 AND SENTENCES HER TO 30 DAYS IN PRISON, SUSPENDED. 766 00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:20,105 ADJOURNED. (bangs gavel) 767 00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,441 30 DAYS IN PRISON? 768 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,209 SUSPENDED, MELISSA. 769 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,278 JIBBER-JABBER GAVE YOU NO JAIL TIME. 770 00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:27,946 OH. 771 00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:31,617 THAT'S GOOD. 772 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,519 IT'S VERY GOOD. 773 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:37,923 HUH. 774 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:41,126 *** 775 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,503 AHH! 776 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:53,805 (laughs) HI! 777 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:55,240 (makes kissing sounds) 778 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,242 OH, HONEY. 779 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,677 ARE YOU FEELING BETTER? 780 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,912 I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER. 781 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,682 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 782 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,183 (makes kissing sound) 783 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:06,685 ARE YOU COMING HOME SOON? 784 00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,520 I'M COMING HOME REAL SOON, HONEY. 785 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,021 HOW ARE YOU? FINE. 786 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,857 GRANDPA GAVE ME ICE CREAM. 787 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,859 UH, ORGANIC. 788 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,461 AND GRILLED CHEESE. 789 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,962 UH, WHOLE GRAIN. 790 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,964 AND BRAD PLAYED MONKEY WITH ME. 791 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,433 OH. I BET HE'S A BIG APE. 792 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,969 HEY, YOU GUYS, WILL YOU, UH, 793 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:27,773 GIVE ME AND FIONA SOME SPECIAL TIME? SURE. 794 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,875 THANK YOU. 795 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:33,379 WAVE GOOD-BYE TO THE BIG APE. 796 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:34,913 BYE, BIG APE. 797 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,555 OH, SWEETHEART. 798 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,457 OH, HONEY. 799 00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:49,194 HERE WE GO. WHOA! (laughs) (Fiona laughs) 800 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,142 THANK YOU. 801 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,344 YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME. 802 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:15,721 MAYBE WE SHOULD, UM... 803 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:19,024 CELEBRATE OVER DINNER. 804 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,495 MELISSA... 805 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:25,764 PAY YOUR TAXES. 806 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,804 THAT'S ABOUT AS FAR AS YOU SHOULD GO. 807 00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:17,783 (Denny) SHE JUST KISSED YOU? 808 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,618 MM-HMM. 809 00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:21,119 IS SHE COMING OVER LATER 810 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:24,623 TO GUARD YOU AGAINST NIGHT TERRORS? 811 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,792 NO. 812 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:28,794 I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT GONNA PURSUE IT. 813 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,295 WHY NOT? 814 00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:33,098 ARE YOU DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU LOST? 815 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,600 I DIDN'T LOSE. 816 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,101 SHE WAS FOUND GUILTY. 817 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:39,571 SHE DIDN'T GET ANY JAIL TIME. THAT'S AN EMPIRIC VICTORY. 818 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,840 OOH. SUDDENLY YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF EMPERORS. 819 00:40:41,873 --> 00:40:44,776 THE TRUTH IS OUT. (chuckles) 820 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:46,745 THAT'S ALL HE WANTS TO BE, ALAN. 821 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,447 AN EMPEROR. DAMN RIGHT. 822 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:56,121 YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS MOST ABOUT OUR COUNTRY, DENNY? 823 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:59,190 NOT THE LOSS OF OUR CIVIL RIGHTS 824 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:03,428 SO MUCH AS OUR COMPASSION, OUR SOUL, 825 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,930 OUR HUMILITY. 826 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,799 NO, UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH. SOUL--THAT'S A RELIGIOUS THING. 827 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,468 STATE, CHURCH. 828 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,137 IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL 829 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,439 FOR THE UNITED STATES TO HAVE A SOUL. 830 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,042 APPARENTLY. 831 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:20,178 WE SEEM TO BE BECOMING A MEAN PEOPLE. 832 00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:24,883 LEARNED HAND ONCE SAID, "LIBERTY LIES IN OUR HEARTS, 833 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,953 AND ONCE IT DIES THERE, NO CONSTITUTION CAN SAVE IT." 834 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:32,190 JUST ONCE I WISH YOU'D QUOTE A REPUBLICAN. 835 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:36,327 I WANT A KINDER AND GENTLER NATION. 836 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:41,733 NOTHING QUITE SO OPTIMISTIC 837 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:44,636 AS A KISS FROM AN IDEALISTIC GIRL. 838 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,137 WHO THE HELL SAID THAT? 839 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:47,639 I DID. 840 00:41:47,673 --> 00:41:48,807 OH. 841 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,308 IT'S STRANGE, ISN'T IT, 842 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:54,613 HOW LOVE SUPERCEDES EVERYTHING THAT GOES WRONG? 843 00:41:56,615 --> 00:42:00,318 I STILL REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME BEV... 844 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,153 LET ME GO PORKELING. 845 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:05,490 THAT'S LIKE WHEN YOU GO SNORKELING WITH YOUR-- 846 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,026 I FOLLOW. 847 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:13,098 SOMETIMES, I CLOSE MY EYES AND I CAN STILL SEE HER THERE. 848 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:17,636 RIGHT THERE. 849 00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:22,140 LOVE TRUMPS ALL. 850 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:30,281 LOVE... TRUMPS ALL. 851 00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:33,284 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 852 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,493 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 853 00:42:42,527 --> 00:42:44,529 WHY DID YOU TRY TO KIDNAP THIS WOMAN? 854 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,464 SHE WAS HELPING ME ESCAPE. 855 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,266 SHE SAYS THAT YOU'VE MOVED HER INTO AN ASSISTED-LIVING FACILITY 856 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,068 AND ARE SELLING OFF ALL HER ASSETS. 857 00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,903 SHIRL. IVAN? 858 00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,739 ADMIT YOU'RE HAVING AN EMOTIONAL AFFAIR WITH ME. 859 00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,807 CONSIDER MAKING IT PHYSICAL, 860 00:42:55,841 --> 00:42:58,744 SINCE, AFTER ALL, WE'RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE. 861 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:01,647 HE WON'T STOP UNTIL HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS. WHY NOT BE PART OF THE FUN? 862 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,448 FOR ONCE, I DON'T TRUST MYSELF WITH HIM. 863 00:43:03,481 --> 00:43:04,783 I LOVE YOU, SHIRLEY. 864 00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:06,584 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 865 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,386 SHIRLEY DESERVES BETTER THAN US. 866 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,956 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT HER, IVAN. YOU KNOW ME.