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PREVIOUSLY
ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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I WILL HELP YOU.
NOW HAND ME THE KNIFE.

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IT'S THE TOAST. BINGO.
ASPERGER'S SYNDROME.

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BINGO!

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JERRY ESPENSON
HAS BEEN SUFFERING

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NEEDLESSLY HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

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YOU'LL GET HIM HELP?
MY WORD.

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ADMIT YOU'RE HAVING
AN EMOTIONAL AFFAIR WITH ME.

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CONSIDER MAKING IT PHYSICAL.

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YOU HAVE A WIFE WHO ADORES YOU,
AND FOR HER SAKE,

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IF NOT YOUR OWN,
YOU NEED TO GROW UP.

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I LEFT MY WIFE, SHIRLEY.
DID YOU?

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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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**

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THANK YOU FOR WALKING ME
TO WORK.

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CAN I INTEREST YOU
IN A CUP OF...

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I SEE YOU DON'T
NEED COFFEE.

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IVAN, I'M, UH...
I'M FEELING A LITTLE EXPOSED.

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WHEREVER THAT IS,
COULD YOU PUT MY HAND THERE?

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BESIDES, IT'S NOT EVEN 7:00.
NO ONE ELSE IS EVEN...

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ONE QUESTION--WHO WAS ON TOP?

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ME, HER, ME AND THEN HER.

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A LITTLE EARLY,
AREN'T YOU, DENNY?

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I'M AN EARLY RISER.

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AS I RECALL, SHIRLEY,
SO ARE YOU.

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I WAS JUST DESPERATE TO GET
OUT OF YOUR BED, DENNY.

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(chuckles)

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TOODLES.

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SEE ME FOR LUNCH?

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I'LL PICK YOU UP.

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MISSY.

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I...

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HOW ARE YOU?

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I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
MY COMING HERE.

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IT'S ABOUT IVAN.

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OF COURSE.

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I KNOW IT'S CRAZY, BUT...

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I THINK IVAN IS CHEATING.

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CHEATING?

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ON YOU, HIS WIFE?

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(laughs) PART OF ME
THINKS IT'S SO SILLY.

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(laughs and snorts)

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OH, GOD.

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SO... HE HASN'T SAID
ANYTHING TO YOU?

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OH, OF COURSE NOT.

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BUT YOU KNOW
MY MAN OF LA MANCHA.

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HE'S A WANDERER, SHIRLEY,
AND I JUST HAVE THIS FEELING

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THAT HIS EYE HAS WANDERED.

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WOULD IT BE AWFULLY HORRIBLE
OF ME TO ASK YOU TO TALK TO HIM?

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OH...

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I'LL TALK TO HIM.

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**

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JERRY.

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BRAD. HOW ARE THE KIDS?

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I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS.
GREAT.

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OH.

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JERRY!

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WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.

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ALAN, A PLEASURE.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

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UM... ENGLISH MUFFIN.

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I SEE YOUR...

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BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
IS GOING WELL.

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OH, IT IS.
I'VE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD

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TO DEAL WITH
MY ASPERGER'S SYNDROME.

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I'VE BEEN LEARNING
TO CONNECT TO PEOPLE,

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TO MAKE EYE CONTACT,
TO SHAKE HANDS,

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TO SHOW AN INTEREST IN THEM
EVEN IF I HAVE NONE.

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A SKILL I NEVER MASTERED.

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WHAT BRINGS YOU BY, JERRY?

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WELL,
I'M A SOLO PRACTITIONER NOW,

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MOSTLY FINANCE
AND BANKRUPTCY.

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BUT MY BEHAVIORAL THERAPIST
SUGGESTED THAT

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I PLACE MYSELF IN MORE
AND VARIED SOCIAL SITUATIONS

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SO THAT I MIGHT BETTER PRACTICE
MY NEW SOCIAL SKILLS.

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SO I GOT MYSELF ASSIGNED
A TRIAL FROM THE COURTS.

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CONGRATULATIONS.

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ONLY... NOW THAT I'M ACTUALLY
GONNA TRY A CASE

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IN A COURTROOM,

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IT'S, WELL...

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WELL...

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ALAN, I'M A WRECK.

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MMM.

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WHAT'S THE CASE?

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ATTEMPTED MURDER.
JERRY...

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YES, IT'S DAUNTING. BUT I KNOW
THE MASSACHUSETTS PENAL CODE

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BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS--
PROCEDURE,

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RULES OF EVIDENCE,
OBJECTIONABLE CONDUCT.

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JERRY...

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LITIGATION IS ABOUT MORE
THAN KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW.

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IT'S ABOUT CONFIDENCE
AND STRATEGY...
OHH.

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CHEAP THEATRICS...
OHH.

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(moans softly)

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WHY DON'T I SEE IF I CAN
REARRANGE SOME THINGS?

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PERHAPS IF YOU'D PERMIT,

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I COULD JOIN YOU
AS CO-COUNSEL.

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BINGO!

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I MEAN... THAT WOULD BE NICE.

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**

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THREE YEARS AGO,

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I RECEIVED
MY PERMANENT RESIDENT CARD.

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IT ALLOWED ME TO BRING
MY SON DEMBE OVER FROM SENEGAL.

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HE WAS HERE EXACTLY ONE MONTH,

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ENROLLED AT
BOSTON COMMUNITY COLLEGE

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TO STUDY ENGINEERING.

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ONE NIGHT, A MAN APPROACHED HIM
BEGGING FOR A DOLLAR.

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DEMBE PULLED OUT HIS WALLET...

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AND WHEN HE DID,
THE MAN SHOT HIM IN THE FACE,

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TOOK HIS WALLET AND RAN.

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HE WAS CAUGHT,

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BUT THE POLICE USED
AN ILLEGAL SEARCH WARRANT.

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SO THE CASE WAS DISMISSED.

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THE JUDGE BANGED HIS GAVEL,
AND THAT WAS IT.

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IT'S UNIMAGINABLE.

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MR. MKEBA IS A BUS DRIVER--

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ROUTE 48,
JACKSON SQUARE STATION

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VIA GREEN STREET
AND STONY BROOK STATIONS.

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I DRIVE THE NIGHT SHIFT.

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I RECENTLY PULLED OVER
ON GREEN STREET,

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OPENED MY DOORS,

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AND THERE HE WAS...

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THE MAN WHO MURDERED MY SON
THREE YEARS AGO.

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HE GOT ON, PAID HIS FARE.

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HE WAS 6 INCHES FROM MY FACE.

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HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME.

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AT THE NEXT STOP,
I PULLED OVER,

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AND IT WAS AS IF MY BODY
TOOK CONTROL OF ME.

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I PICKED UP THE CLUB
I KEEP UNDER MY SEAT.

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I WALKED DOWN
THE AISLE TO HIM,

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AND I SAID,

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"YOU KNOW ME."

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AND I BEGAN HITTING HIM
AS HARD AS I POSSIBLY COULD.

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I COULDN'T STOP POUNDING HIM.

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IT TOOK FOUR WITNESSES
TO PULL HIM OFF.

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I SEE.

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I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG.

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I KNOW THAT.

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BUT IF I GO TO JAIL,

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I WORRY ABOUT MY FAMILY
BACK IN SENEGAL.

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OOH. OH!

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UH, I WAS JUST GOING
FOR THE 2%.

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UH... UM...

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(chuckles) MM-HMM.

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LOT OF MILK CHOICES
THESE DAYS.

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YEAH.

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HAVE WE MET?

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AUDREY PUGLIESE.

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PARALEGAL TRANSFER
FROM M AND A.

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I PUT A BROWNIE IN HERE
THIS MORNING, AND NOW IT'S...

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OH, DENNY PROBABLY TOOK IT.

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YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
NO. HE HAS
SOME BOUNDARY ISSUES.

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YOUR BEST BET IS TO HIDE IT
IN THE CRISPER.

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(laughs) THANKS.

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(clears throat)

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SEE YA.

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SEE YA.

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HE'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE PACING, ALAN.

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A JUDGE NORMALLY SITS.

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SOME JUDGES HAVE THEIR QUIRKS,
JERRY. THIS IS HIS.

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HE RUNS
A VERY BUSY COURTROOM.

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AH! MR. KUPFER.

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JERRY, YOU'RE IN LUCK.

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MR. KUPFER IS MY FAVORITE
OPPOSING COUNSEL.

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HE'S SMART, ELOQUENT,
A PLEASURE TO WATCH,

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AND EVERY TIME
I GO UP AGAINST HIM,

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HE OBLIGINGLY LOSES.

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YOU KNOW, IF THE U.S. REALLY
WANTED TO TORTURE DETAINEES,

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THEY COULD SENTENCE THEM
TO BE YOU FOR A DAY.

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I IMAGINE IT'S EXCRUCIATING.
(chuckles)
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

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DOCKET NUMBER 4175--

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COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS
vs. ANDE MKEBA.

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THE CHARGE IS ATTEMPTED MURDER.
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

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UH... JERRY ESPENSON
FOR THE DEFENDANT.

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WE PLEAD...

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THAT IS, UM, NOT GUILTY,
YOUR--YOUR HONOR.

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BY REASON
OF TEMPORARY INSANITY.

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MMM. BAIL?

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THE COMMONWEALTH SEEKS REMAND.

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(clears throat)

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YOUR HONOR, THE CRIME MR. MKEBA
IS CHARGED WITH COMMITTING

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WAS THE RESULT OF A UNIQUE
AND VOLATILE

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CONFLUENCE OF EVENTS THAT IS
UNLIKELY TO OCCUR AGAIN--

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I'M SORRY,
COULD YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE?!

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I BEG YOUR PARDON?

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YOU'RE DISTRACTING
NOT JUST TO ME,

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BUT EVERYONE, ISN'T HE?
JERRY.

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THERE IS NOTHING
IN THE CONSTITUTION

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THAT SAYS A JUDGE HAS TO SIT ON
HIS ASS ALL DAY, MR. ESPENSON.

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YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT
IS A FLIGHT RISK.

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HE HAS STRONG TIES OVERSEAS.

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THE MAN CAN'T AFFORD A FLIGHT,
AND THE STRONG TIES

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MR. KUPFER REFERS TO
IS MR. MKEBA'S FAMILY,

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WHO WILL STARVE
IF MR. MKEBA IS NOT ALLOWED

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TO CONTINUE
DRIVING HIS BUS.

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OH, VERY WELL.
BAIL IS SET AT $50,000.

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WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT
BY THE END OF THE DAY.

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I JUST GOT OVERWHELMED.

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YOUR FIRST TIME
CAN BE EMOTIONAL.

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WE'LL TRY NOT
TO LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

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I BROUGHT WINE, CHEESE
AND CONDOMS.

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I THOUGHT WE'D PICNIC.

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MISSY CAME
TO MY OFFICE TODAY.

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AH.

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SO JUST THE WINE AND CHEESE.

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SHE'S FAIRLY CERTAIN
OF TWO THINGS--

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ONE, THAT YOU'RE
HAVING AN AFFAIR,

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AND TWO, THAT YOU'RE
STILL MARRIED TO HER.

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A SLIGHT TECHNICALITY.

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LOOK, MISSY AND I ARE DONE,
SHIRL. I SWEAR.

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HOWEVER, IT IS POSSIBLE

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THAT MISSY AND I WERE NOT
ON THE SAME PAGE

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WHEN I BROKE THE NEWS TO HER.

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AND WHAT DID YOUR PAGE SAY?

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"MISSY, OUR MARRIAGE IS OVER.

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"I SEE NOW THAT
WE'VE MADE A MISTAKE.

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"I THINK IT'S TIME
TO ADMIT IT

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AND MOVE ON AND SEEK
OUR HAPPINESS ELSEWHERE."

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AND WHAT PAGE IS MISSY ON?

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"DON'T WAIT UP.
I'M GOING OUT WITH THE GUYS."

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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, IVAN.
I KNOW YOU.

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YOU LAID THE OLDEST LINE
IN THE MARRIED MAN'S PLAYBOOK

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ON ME, AND I SWALLOWED IT.

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LOOK, SHIRL, IF YOU WANT TO
STAB ME WITH YOUR LETTER OPENER

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RIGHT NOW, THAT'S HOW
I'D PREFER TO GO ANYWAY.

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BUT KNOW THAT I AM
GOING TO TELL HER.

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IT'S JUST NOT THAT EASY.

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IVAN, TELL HER.

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AND THEN?
THERE IS NO "THEN," IVAN.

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WE'RE ONLY DEALING IN NOW.
TELL HER.

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HE WAS DRIVING THE BUS.

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MADE ANOTHER STOP OR TWO.

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00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:47,667
AND EACH TIME, HE KEPT
LOOKING BACK AT ME.

237
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,138
THEN HE PUT ON THE, UH,
EMERGENCY LIGHTS, PULLED OVER.

238
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,573
I THOUGHT SOMETHING
WAS WRONG WITH THE BUS.

239
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,076
BUT THEN HE STANDS UP,
GETS RIGHT IN MY FACE

240
00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:00,247
AND STARTS TO BEAT THE CRAP
OUT OF ME FOR NO REASON.
DID HE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU?

241
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,581
HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE,

242
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,350
"YOU KILLED MY SON,"
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

243
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,019
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

244
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,588
AND, UH, HOW DID THE DEFENDANT
APPEAR TO YOU AT THIS TIME?

245
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,290
LIKE HE TOTALLY KNEW
WHAT HE WAS DOING.

246
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,425
COME ON, HE PARKED THE BUS,
LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE

247
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,927
AND TRIED TO KILL ME.

248
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:17,164
THANK YOU. NOTHING FURTHER.

249
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,109
(lowered voice)
JERRY, IT'S YOUR WITNESS.

250
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,112
YOU TAKE THIS ONE.
I'LL DO THE NEXT ONE.
THIS ONE'S YOURS, JERRY.

251
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,481
WE PREPARED FOR THIS.
YOU ARE READY.

252
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,983
JUST STAND UP.
NO--

253
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,384
YOU CAN DO THIS.

254
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,719
COUNSELORS,
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

255
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,332
MR. ARMUS, YOU JUST TESTIFIED

256
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,301
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT MY CLIENT MEANT

257
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,236
WHEN HE ACCUSED YOU
OF KILLING HIS SON.

258
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,072
THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE,
IS IT?

259
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,908
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

260
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,309
LET ME BE VERY CLEAR THEN.

261
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,411
YOU MURDERED MR. MKEBA'S SON,
DIDN'T YOU?
NO.

262
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,313
OBJECTION.
YOU SHOT HIM IN THE FACE
TO STEAL HIS WALLET.

263
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,082
HEY, I DIDN'T DO IT!
YOUR HONOR,
ALL CHARGES WERE DROPPED.

264
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,750
MR. SHORE?

265
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,252
IT GOES TO INSANITY,
YOUR HONOR.

266
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,755
THIS MAN MURDERED
MR. MKEBA'S SON IN COLD BLOOD.

267
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,324
ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND

268
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,559
WHY A FATHER GOES
INTO AN UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE

269
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,861
WHEN HIS SON'S MURDERER
STEPS ONTO HIS BUS.

270
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,863
COUNSEL, APPROACH.

271
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,537
YOUR HONOR,
MR. SHORE KNOWS FULL WELL

272
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,705
THAT THE CASE AGAINST
MR. ARMUS WAS THROWN OUT--

273
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,741
BECAUSE OF A FAULTY WARRANT,

274
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,110
AND THE INCOMPETENT TWITS
IN YOUR OFFICE COULDN'T FIX IT.

275
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,046
CHILDREN, ENOUGH.

276
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,948
OBJECTION SUSTAINED.

277
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,517
NO MORE GAMES, MR. SHORE.

278
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,220
STEP BACK.

279
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,522
I LIKE YOUR SHOES.

280
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,960
DON'T START, OKAY?

281
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,530
MR. ARMUS, WHEN MY CLIENT
GRABBED YOU,

282
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,766
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID IT TAKE
TO PULL HIM OFF?

283
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,568
YEAH, LIKE FIVE
OR SIX GUYS AT LEAST.

284
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,804
FIVE OR SIX GROWN MEN
TO PULL ONE MAN OFF YOU.

285
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,706
HE WAS BEATING THE CRAP
OUT OF ME. HE WOULDN'T STOP.

286
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,208
AS THOUGH HE HAD
COMPLETELY LOST CONTROL.

287
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,177
YEAH, THAT'S RI--

288
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,814
I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH
AFTER THAT.

289
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,417
I BLACKED OUT, AND THEY
TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL.

290
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,490
NOTHING FURTHER.

291
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,400
THAT WAS GREAT.

292
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,567
I'LL DO THE NEXT ONE.

293
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,770
(whispers)
YOU WI DO THE NEXT ONE.

294
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:41,008
**

295
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,283
HEY, AUDREY.

296
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,319
HEY, YOU.

297
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,455
GOD, I'M SO GLAD
I GOT OUT OF M AND A.

298
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,457
CRIMINAL LAW
IS A LOT MORE INTERESTING.

299
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,958
THERE'S SO MUCH TO LEARN.
(chuckles)

300
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,361
YEAH. I LIKE IT.

301
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,664
LOOK, AS A SORT OF
WELCOME-TO-THE-DEPARTMENT

302
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:08,268
TYPE OF THING, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GRAB SOME DINNER?

303
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,471
OH.
IT'S JUST THAT I KNOW
THIS LITTLE BASQUE PLACE,

304
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,873
AND THEY SERVE FAMILY STYLE
WITH LONG BENCHES.

305
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,476
IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
I WOULD LOVE THAT.

306
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,879
I'LL MAKE A RESERVATION FOR...
8?

307
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,714
8 IT IS.

308
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,683
GREAT. SOUNDS PERFECT.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

309
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,286
AND THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE
WE CAN GO BACK TO MY APARTMENT.

310
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,056
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

311
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,057
(giggles)

312
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,558
WE COULD REVIEW
THE PENAL CODE.

313
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,994
GREAT. AND I'LL SHOW YOU
MY VAGINA.

314
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,231
**

315
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:48,575
YOU SPEAK ITALIAN, RIGHT?

316
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,078
S , PARLO ITALIANO.

317
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,645
SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

318
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,015
IN ITALIAN,
DOES THE WORD, UH, "VAGINA"

319
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,251
MEAN SOMETHING ELSE?

320
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,720
SOMETHING ELSE?

321
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,323
YOU KNOW, COULD IT
HAVE SOME MEANING

322
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,458
OTHER THAN... YOU KNOW?

323
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,195
LIKE IS IT ANOTHER TERM

324
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:11,098
FOR SOME SORT
OF ANCIENT SEACRAFT?

325
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,102
LOOK, I ASKED OUT AUDREY.

326
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,869
THE NEW PARALEGAL?

327
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,771
I'M SURPRISED.

328
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,508
YOU'RE USUALLY SO SENSITIVE
TO ALL THE RULES AROUND HERE.

329
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,576
BELIEVE ME, THERE WAS
NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT INVOLVED,

330
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,078
AT LEAST ON MY PART.

331
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,846
BUT ON HER PART,

332
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,916
SOMEBODY NOT AS COOL AS ME
COULD WRITE HER UP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

333
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,952
SHE SAID YES.

334
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,189
THEN SHE ASKED ME IF LATER
I WANTED TO SEE HER...

335
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,758
SEACRAFT?
UH-HUH.

336
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,629
AS A FRIEND WHO'S ALSO A GIRL,
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW--

337
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,697
WOULD YOU EVER SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

338
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,367
PROBABLY NOT.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
YOUR ANSWER WOULD BE.

339
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,402
BUT I STILL LIKE HER.

340
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,472
BRAD, WHAT AUDREY SAID
IS A LITTLE ODD,

341
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,941
BUT IF YOU REALLY LIKE HER,
IT'S NOT A DEAL BREAKER.

342
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,877
IT'S JUST A-A WORD.
SO...

343
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,647
ANCHOR'S AWAY.

344
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,818
**

345
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,731
MISSY.

346
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,602
I SPOKE WITH IVAN,
AND HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

347
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,839
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

348
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,741
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY ANYTHING...

349
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,910
EXCEPT MAYBE YOU'RE WELCOME,

350
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,913
BECAUSE I OWE YOU
A SUPER-HUGE THANK YOU!

351
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,182
YOU DO?

352
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,417
AFTER I SPOKE WITH YOU,
I SPOKE WITH IVAN.

353
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,686
IT TURNS OUT I WAS
JUST BEING A NERVOUS BRIDE.

354
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,322
HE'S NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR.

355
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,358
IVAN REASSURED ME
THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE.
OF COURSE HE DID.

356
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,659
THE THING IS,

357
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,861
I HAVE A TINY
CONFESSION TO MAKE.

358
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,264
I KNOW I SHOULDN'T,
BUT I STILL HAVE

359
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,866
A SQUENCH OF A DOUBT WHEN IT
COMES TO IVAN'S FIDELITY.

360
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,770
I JUST DON'T WANT TO DOUBT HIM
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

361
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,540
YOU HAVE SUCH A CLEAR MIND.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

362
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,979
I THINK I MAY HAVE AN ANSWER.

363
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,649
**

364
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,125
**

365
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,160
NOW MR. MKEBA,
HOW DID YOU FEEL

366
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,330
WHEN YOU WERE BEATING HIM
WITH THE CLUB?

367
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,164
NO, YOU DON'T WANT
TO SAY THAT.

368
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,166
RIGHT. RIGHT. OKAY.
SO THEN I'LL SAY,

369
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,002
"HOW DID YOU FEEL DURING THIS...
DURING THIS?"

370
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,639
AND, UH, THAT WILL
ELICIT TESTIMONY

371
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,807
THAT HE WASN'T IN CONTROL
OF HIS EMOTIONS,

372
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,243
AND HE COULDN'T DETERMINE
RIGHT FORM WRONG,

373
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,644
AND THEREFORE, NOT GUILTY

374
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,812
BY REASON
OF TEMPORARY INSANITY.

375
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,481
BINGO! OH. SORRY.

376
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,483
I'M ONLY ALLOWED
EIGHT BINGOS A DAY.

377
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,851
YOU'RE WELL UNDER YOUR QUOTA.

378
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,419
IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE

379
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,555
A FEW SPARE BINGOS
IN YOUR BACK POCKET.

380
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,922
THAT FELT A LITTLE STIFF.

381
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:53,326
WELL, FORTUNATELY, A COURTROOM
IS A RATHER FORMAL PLACE.

382
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,028
THE JURY WON'T EXPECT YOU
TO BE LOOSE AND CASUAL.

383
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,597
GOOD.

384
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,567
JERRY, KEEP IN MIND THAT WHEN
YOU'RE QUESTIONING THE WITNESS,

385
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,102
YOU ARE IN CHARGE
OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

386
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,038
IF YOU NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT
TO GATHER YOUR THOUGHTS,

387
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,674
TAKE THE MOMENT.

388
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,909
DON'T EVER FEEL RUSHED.

389
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,311
OKAY.

390
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,783
GOOD MORNING, MR. MKEBA.

391
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,521
MR. MKEBA,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

392
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,556
SENEGAL.
SENEGAL, RIGHT.

393
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,892
HE MAY SAY THE CITY
THAT HE COMES FROM, TOO.

394
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,994
BUT I--WHATEVER HE SAYS,
I CAN DEAL WITH IT.

395
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,907
A POST-NUP?

396
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,476
MY IDEA. I'M CLEVER.

397
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,077
SHE GETS MY CIGARETTE BOAT.

398
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,779
ONLY IF YOU CHEAT.

399
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,214
MY BOX AT THE SYMPHONY,

400
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,782
MY SEASON TICKETS
TO THE CRIMSON GAMES.

401
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,818
I WENT TO HARVARD. DOES SHE
LOOK LIKE SHE WENT TO HARVARD?

402
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,586
NO, BUT WITH 80%
OF YOUR NET WORTH,

403
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,788
SHE'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE
A SIZABLE ENDOWMENT.

404
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:59,392
WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THEY'LL RENAME
THE IVAN TIGGS THEATER.

405
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,128
THE "IVAN TIGGS CAN'T KEEP IT
IN HIS PANTS" THEATER

406
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,663
HAS A NICE RING TO IT.

407
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,465
MY GOLF MEMBERSHIP,

408
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,834
MY CUSTOM-MADE SUITS...

409
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:12,071
SO BASICALLY, IF I SCREW AROUND,
SHE GETS MY LIFE.

410
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,508
NOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE,
JUST THE PARTS YOU LOVE.

411
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:21,581
SO WHAT DO YOU LOVE, IVAN?

412
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,116
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT.

413
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,989
SHE KEEPS SAYING IT.

414
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,190
EXCUSE ME?

415
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,626
AUDREY. WE WENT OUT ON FRIDAY,
AGAIN ON SATURDAY.

416
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,595
WE SPENT
ALL SUNDAY MORNING TOGETHER.

417
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,764
WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO SEE EACH OTHER TONIGHT.

418
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,432
AND WE'RE, YOU KNOW...

419
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,467
HAVING SEX?

420
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,002
YEAH. IT'S GREAT.
IT'S REALLY GREAT.

421
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:46,439
BUT SHE KEEPS SAYING
THAT WORD... A LOT.

422
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:51,210
AS IN...
AS IN, "OH, BOY, MY THAT
REALLY FEELS GOOD,"

423
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,112
OR, "WOW, YOU SURE KNOW
YOUR WAY AROUND MY THAT."

424
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,282
AT FIRST I THOUGHT MAYBE
SHE JUST LIKES TO TALK DIRTY.

425
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,317
MAYBE THIS IS A LEAD-IN
FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

426
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,119
BUT THERE IS
NO SOMETHING ELSE.

427
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,623
IT'S JUST THAT,
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
HMM.

428
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,859
I THINK I NEED TO END IT.

429
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,729
**

430
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,737
NO MATTER HOW ANGRY
THE REST OF THE WORLD IS

431
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,806
WITH THE UNITED STATES,

432
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,174
IT'S STILL THE PLACE TO COME
FOR HOPE AND OPPORTUNITY.

433
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:25,311
BUT NO ONE TOLD ME
THIS COULD HAPPEN.

434
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,980
MY BOY WAS HERE
EXACTLY ONE MONTH.

435
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,584
AND HE WAS GUNNED DOWN,
KILLED LIKE AN ANIMAL

436
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,820
BY ANOTHER ANIMAL--
THAT MAN ARMUS.
OBJECTION.

437
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,588
I--SUSTAINED.
(clears throat)

438
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,323
OKEYDOKEY.

439
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,827
NOW, MR. MKEBA,

440
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:44,564
TAKE US TO THE DAY
OF THE INCIDENT.

441
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,499
I STOPPED MY BUS,

442
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,835
AND HE CAME ON BOARD,

443
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,837
THIS MAN WHO IS GUILTY
OF KILLING MY SON.

444
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,206
UH, WELL, OF COURSE HE
WASN'T ACTUALLY FOUND GUILTY.

445
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,176
UM, THE CASE WAS THROWN OUT.

446
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:02,114
I-I--LET--
UM, LET'S... MOVE ON.

447
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,185
OKAY. WHAT HAPPENED AS--

448
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:10,423
WHEN--
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT EXACTLY?

449
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,061
WHEN I SAW HIM,

450
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,896
I FROZE.

451
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,366
MY HEART BEGAN TO POUND.

452
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,702
AND I COULDN'T BREATHE.

453
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,972
AND THEN I REALIZED
WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

454
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,308
GOD HAD SENT ME THIS GIFT.

455
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:32,144
IT WAS A SIGN
FROM GOD HIMSELF.

456
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,412
"A SIGN FROM GOD."

457
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,915
AND THEN
I LET GOD TAKE OVER.

458
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,316
GOD TOOK OVER.

459
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,919
HE--I--WHATEVER
YOU WILL CALL IT,

460
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:44,056
BEGAN HITTING ARMUS
OVER AND OVER,

461
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,725
BEATING HIM.
NO--W-W-WELL,
BUT F-FIRST YOU PULLED OVER

462
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,994
AND GOT YOUR CLUB THAT YOU
ALWAYS KEEP UNDER YOUR SEAT,

463
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,162
AND THEN YOU STARTED
BEATING HIM.
JERRY.

464
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,565
I DON'T KNOW. I--
NO. IT--YOU EXPLAINED
TO US THE OTHER DAY

465
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,268
EXACTLY HOW YOU RECOGNIZED HIM,
AND THEN YOU PULLED

466
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:59,405
THE BUS OVER, AND THEN
YOU GRABBED THE CLUB--

467
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,675
YOUR HONOR, MAY I CONFER
WITH MY COLLEAGUE?
I-I'M SORRY,
BUT IF HE PERJURES HIMSELF

468
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,244
ON TOP OF THESE
OTHER CHARGES...
JERRY.

469
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,580
IT'LL BE MUCH WORSE,
BECAUSE IN FACT MR. MKEBA

470
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,416
WAS ONLY ATTACKING ARMUS
IN REVENGE FOR WHAT ARMUS DID

471
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,784
TO HIS SON.

472
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:15,421
OH, NO! NOT REVENGE!
OH! I DIDN'T...

473
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,457
I-I DID NOT MEAN
TO SAY "REVENGE."

474
00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:21,961
UH...

475
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,865
YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE
A BRIEF RECESS

476
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,466
TO CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL.

477
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,702
HUH. NO KIDDING.

478
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,506
WELL, IT IS LATE.

479
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:36,008
UH, LET US
RECONVENE TOMORROW.

480
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:48,120
OH, GOD!

481
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,488
OH, GOD!
JERRY.

482
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:52,291
I-I BLEW IT!
MY FIRST TRIAL, AND I BLEW IT!

483
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,460
IT WAS AS IF I COULD
SEE THE WRONG WORDS

484
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,896
COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH,
BUT THEN THEY WERE OUT,

485
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,231
AND I COULDN'T
BRING THEM BACK IN.

486
00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:02,301
JERRY, THE THING TO REMEMBER
IS THAT A TRIAL IS A PROCESS.

487
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,504
THE JURY'S DECISION ALMOST
NEVER HINGES ON JUST ONE THING.

488
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:09,576
I SAID OUR CLIENT TOOK REVENGE
ON THE VICTIM!

489
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,011
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE,
BUT YOU DID.
OH, GOD!

490
00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,080
AND WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO DEAL WITH IT.
HOW?

491
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,815
I DON'T KNOW YET, JERRY.

492
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,885
BUT I DO KNOW THIS--
THE TRIAL'S NOT OVER.

493
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,023
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED

494
00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:27,159
IN A CASE THAT WAS
GOING THIS BADLY?

495
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,028
I'LL BE VERY FRANK WITH YOU.

496
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,529
I'VE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED

497
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,531
IN A CASE THAT WAS GOING
AS BADLY AS THIS ONE.

498
00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:37,503
MR. ESPENSON MADE
A VERY BIG MISTAKE, DIDN'T HE?

499
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,006
HE DID.

500
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,874
NOT ONLY DID JERRY MAKE

501
00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:44,210
AN UNFAVORABLE IMPRESSION
ON THE JURY,

502
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:48,881
BUT HIS STATEMENT THAT YOU
ATTACKED MR. ARMUS FOR REVENGE

503
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:51,851
IS SOMETHING FROM WHICH
WE CANNOT RECOVER.

504
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,620
THAT BELL CANNOT BE UNRUNG.

505
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:57,189
YOU MAY PICK THE METAPHOR
OF YOUR CHOICE,

506
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,892
BUT IN ANY EVENT,
WE WILL LOSE.

507
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:02,729
SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

508
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,564
I'M AFRAID WE
CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

509
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:10,069
BUT YOU COULD DO SOMETHING.

510
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,272
YOU COULD RUN.

511
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:19,378
MR. MKEBA...

512
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,749
WHATEVER IT WAS THAT CAUSED YOU
TO UPROOT YOURSELF AND YOUR SON

513
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,383
TO START A WHOLE NEW LIFE

514
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,385
FAR AWAY FROM THE REST
OF YOUR FAMILY--

515
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,821
WHATEVER IT WAS THAT
CAUSED YOU TO DO THAT,

516
00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:31,390
HOW DOES IT COMPARE
WITH SPENDING MOST

517
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,493
OF THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE IN JAIL?

518
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,497
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME
TO FLEE.

519
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:41,567
AS A MEMBER
OF THE MASSACHUSETTS BAR,

520
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,569
I COULD NEVER ADVISE YOU
TO DO THAT.

521
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,571
BUT I CAN ADVISE
THAT IF YOU APPEAR IN COURT

522
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,939
TOMORROW MORNING,

523
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,941
YOU WILL MOST CERTAINLY
BE FOUND GUILTY,

524
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,644
AND THEY WILL TAKE YOU AWAY
IMMEDIATELY.

525
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,583
MR. MKEBA...

526
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,452
I'M SORRY,

527
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:03,956
BUT A LEGAL VICTORY IN THIS CASE
IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE.

528
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:06,959
THE BEST THAT
YOU CAN HOPE FOR

529
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:11,297
IS TO AVOID ANOTHER INJUSTICE.

530
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:23,142
WHEN YOU AND I FIRST
GOT TOGETHER, MY MOTHER SAID,

531
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,377
"MISSY, MY BABY CAT,

532
00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,279
"HE'S HAD FIVE WIVES
BEFORE YOU,

533
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,949
"WHICH PUTS HIM ON--DING!
FIFTH FLOOR,

534
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,884
PHILANDERER DEPARTMENT."

535
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:34,620
BUT I REMINDED HER THAT
YOU AND I MET AT CHURCH,

536
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,825
WHERE WE BOTH LEFT THE CROOKED
PATH TO FOLLOW OUR SAVIOR.
AMEN.

537
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:41,193
ONLY THOSE SEEDS OF DOUBT
WERE PLANTED IN MY MIND,

538
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,295
AND THE ONLY THING
THAT BROUGHT ME PEACE

539
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,965
WAS WHEN SHIRLEY SUGGESTED
THE POST-NUP.
BLESS HER SOUL.

540
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,801
BUT AS YOU CAN SEE,
SWEETHEART,

541
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,738
THE SOLUTION IS
NO SOLUTION AT ALL.

542
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:53,840
IT SIMPLY CREATED
STRIFE BETWEEN US.

543
00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:57,476
YES. NOW I CAN SEE THAT.

544
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,978
I'M GLAD.

545
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,047
AND I HAVE A SOLUTION.

546
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,982
WHICH IS?

547
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,885
THE ONLY WAY TO DIVE IN
AND CAST OUR LOTS TOGETHER

548
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,854
IS TO DO JUST THAT.

549
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:11,157
I'M GOING TO DRAW UP A POST-NUP
OF MY OWN, IVAN TIGGS.

550
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,859
I'M... NOT FOLLOWING.

551
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,928
AND IT'LL GO LIKE THIS--
"I, MISSY TIGGS,

552
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,330
"HEREBY PLEDGE TO YOU
EVERYTHING DEAR TO ME--

553
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,366
"MY FULLY AUTOGRAPHED
ALBUM COVER

554
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:22,668
"OF THE ORIGINAL CAST
OF 'A CHORUS LINE,'

555
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,571
"MY PIECE OF THE BARRICADE
THAT ACCIDENTALLY

556
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,539
"BROKE OFF DURING 'LES MIS'

557
00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:31,677
AND... MY LIMITED EDITION
'PHANTOM' MASK."

558
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,280
OF COURSE, MATERIALLY,
MY POSSESSIONS CANNOT BEGIN

559
00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,582
TO COMPETE WITH YOURS, IVAN,

560
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:38,617
BUT THEY ARE EVERYTHING
I HOLD DEAR TO MY HEART--

561
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:42,121
THAT IS, EVERYTHING
THAT ISN'T YOU.

562
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:45,557
WE LIVE IN SUCH A HORRIBLE,
JADED WORLD THESE DAYS.

563
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:48,928
NO ONE AT ALL BELIEVES
IN THE HAPPY ENDING ANYMORE.

564
00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:51,630
BUT A BIG PART OF ME BELIEVES
THAT LOVE CAN BE FOREVER.

565
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:54,566
THAT'S WHY I LOVE MUSICALS.

566
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,069
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.

567
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,543
I CAN'T IMAGINE
EVER BREAKING YOUR HEART.

568
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,378
AND I THINK
IF YOU BROKE MY HEART,

569
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:09,281
MY LIFE WOULD BE OVER.

570
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:12,985
BUT YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT
TO ME, WOULD YOU, IVAN?

571
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:21,427
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.

572
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:24,530
**

573
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,245
HI!

574
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,147
AUDREY.

575
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,282
WE STILL ON
FOR A LATE DINNER?

576
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:46,252
HEY, LISTEN, ABOUT THAT,
I GOT SLAMMED THIS AFTERNOON.

577
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,955
I'VE GOT TO FILE THIS MOTION
TOMORROW MORNING.
OH.

578
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,689
I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT.

579
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,925
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
WE CAN RESCHEDULE.

580
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,127
MAYBE TOMORROW.
TOMORROW I'VE GOT BASKETBALL,

581
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,429
THEN MY PARENTS ARE VISITING
FOR THE WEEKEND.

582
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,431
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL CALL YOU NEXT WEEK.

583
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:03,870
WE'RE GOING TO SET SOMETHING UP
FOR NEXT WEEKEND.
NO, WE'RE NOT, ARE WE?

584
00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,938
NO.

585
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,806
WE'RE NOT.

586
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,009
CAN I ASK WHAT HAPPENED?

587
00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:16,949
YOU KEEP USING THE "V" WORD,
AND IT CREEPS ME OUT.

588
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,684
YOU MEAN VAGI--

589
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,186
YES! YES.

590
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,955
UH, WHAT IS IT THAT
YOU DON'T LIKE, UM, EXACTLY--

591
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,157
THE WORD OR, UH, THE ITEM?

592
00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,459
I LOVE THE ITEM. I CAN'T
GET ENOUGH OF THE ITEM.

593
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,896
IT'S JUST THE WORD.
IT SOUNDS KIND OF CLINICAL.

594
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,898
YOU DON'T HEAR IT VERY OFTEN
OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM.

595
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,799
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

596
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,367
YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT

597
00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,669
YOUR, UM, EQUIPMENT
ALL THE TIME.

598
00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:39,505
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T.

599
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:42,208
AND SECOND OF ALL, WE HAVE
MANY CLEVER NAMES FOR IT--

600
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:45,644
EXACTLY. YOU HAVE, LIKE,
4,000 NAMES FOR IT.

601
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,214
BUT GOD FORBID
I SAY "VAGINA."
OHH.

602
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,816
DID--DID YOU JUST FLINCH?
NO.

603
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:54,020
FINE. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GO OUT WITH ME.

604
00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,988
GROW UP.

605
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:59,391
**

606
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:04,096
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT.

607
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,242
WELL, YOUR HONOR,
THIS MAY BE AN ALL-TIME LOW,

608
00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:17,609
EVEN FOR MR. SHORE.

609
00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:20,346
YOUR HONOR,
OUR CLIENT IS MISSING.

610
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,880
WE SHOULD BE WORRYING
ABOUT HIS SAFETY,

611
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:26,185
NOT CONSTRUCTING WILD THEORIES
ABOUT HIS DISAPPEARANCE.

612
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,287
OH, PLEASE.
YOU KNEW YOU WERE LOSING.

613
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,189
YOU TOLD HIM TO RUN,
AND HE RAN.

614
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,024
AT THE RISK OF FORFEITING
THE BAIL WE POSTED?

615
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:34,560
DON'T BE PREPOSTEROUS.
WE HAD NO REASON WHATSOEVER

616
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,629
TO TELL MR. MKEBA TO RUN AWAY.

617
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,432
THE FACTS ARE ON OUR SIDE.
THE JURY LOVES ME,

618
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:43,936
AND THEY FIND MR. ESPENSON
QUIRKY AND ENDEARING.

619
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,605
NO, THE ONLY ONE WITH A MOTIVE
TO MAKE MR. MKEBA DISAPPEAR

620
00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:48,207
IS YOU MR. KUPFER.

621
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,377
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?
YOUR HONOR--

622
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,912
MR. KUPFER, DO YOU HAVE
ANY EVIDENCE THAT

623
00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:57,416
MR. SHORE
IS HIDING MR. MKEBA?
NOT YET.

624
00:31:57,449 --> 00:32:02,221
HMM. THE POLICE WILL CONTINUE
TO SEARCH FOR MR. MKEBA.

625
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,391
AN INTERNATIONAL WARRANT WILL
BE ISSUED FOR HIS ARREST.

626
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:10,162
AND UNTIL SUCH TIME
AS MR. MKEBA SHOWS UP AGAIN, UH,

627
00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:12,064
THIS CASE IS ADJOURNED.

628
00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:16,335
NO. NOW EVERYBODY
JUST GET OUT.

629
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,907
PERHAPS YOU AND I SHOULD GO
LOOK FOR HIM OURSELVES.

630
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,675
WOULDN'T IT BE FUN TO RIDE
AROUND BOSTON TOGETHER?

631
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,744
WE COULD PACK SANDWICHES.

632
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:29,581
YOU KNOW, AL, MY ONLY FEAR
IS THAT SOMEONE'S GONNA STAB YOU

633
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,583
BEFORE I GET A CHANCE
TO TAKE YOU DOWN.

634
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,485
ODDS ARE YOU'RE RIGHT.

635
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,921
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE,
MR. KUPFER.

636
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,256
HOW ABOUT THEM CELTICS?

637
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:40,492
(Jimi Hendrix' "Foxy Lady"
playing)

638
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,669
* FOXY

639
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:56,808
* FOXY

640
00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:58,644
* YOU KNOW YOU ARE

641
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:02,314
* A CUTE LITTLE
HEARTBREAKER, HA *

642
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:03,782
* FOXY

643
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,051
* YEAH

644
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:08,154
* AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE

645
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:10,956
* A SWEET LITTLE LOVEMAKER

646
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,491
* HA

647
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,993
* FOXY, YEAH

648
00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:18,230
(song fades out)

649
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,983
I CAN'T BREAK HER HEART,
SHIRL.

650
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,920
SURE YOU CAN.
YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME.

651
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:45,257
TRUE.
ACTUALLY, I BLAME THE SYSTEM.

652
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,393
WHY CAN'T A MAN LOVE
TWO WOMEN AT ONCE?

653
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,428
OR 10 OR 15?

654
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:53,199
IVAN, LET'S NOT WASTE
ANY MORE OF EACH OTHER'S TIME.

655
00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,167
I KNEW THIS WAS OVER

656
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:59,171
THE MOMENT MISSY SKIPPED
INTO MY OFFICE LAST WEEK.

657
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:02,174
AND WHILE WE'RE BEING HONEST--
AT LEAST I AM--

658
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:06,345
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER,
I KNEW EVENTUALLY

659
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,580
IT WOULD BE... SOMETHING.

660
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,782
NO ONE EVER REALLY
HAS IVAN TIGGS.

661
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,552
ALSO TRUE.

662
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,887
YOU'RE STILL MY BEST FRIEND,
THOUGH.

663
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,891
AM I YOURS?

664
00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:23,095
I NEED TO LOOK AT THE WAY
I'VE BEEN DEFINING MY FRIENDS.

665
00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,397
FOR NOW, NO.

666
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:30,236
YOU SURE KNOW HOW
TO BREAK A GUY'S HEART.

667
00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:33,505
YEAH.
I CAN BE CRUEL THAT WAY.

668
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:40,379
YOU DO UNDERSTAND WHAT SIGNING
THIS DOCUMENT MEANS, DON'T YOU?

669
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,881
I DO.

670
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,984
LET'S FACE IT,
NONE OF US TRUSTS ME.

671
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,887
THIS WAY I WON'T COME
KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR

672
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,089
UNLESS I MEAN IT.

673
00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:54,160
OF COURSE...

674
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:57,229
IF I SIGN IT,

675
00:34:57,263 --> 00:35:01,167
YOU AND I ARE GOING
TO HAVE TO BE REALLY CAREFUL.

676
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:05,771
OH, THAT POOR GIRL.

677
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,351
HEY. AUDREY?

678
00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:21,353
WHAT DO YOU WANT, BRAD?

679
00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:23,922
LISTEN, ABOUT BEFORE,
I KIND OF ACTED LIKE A--

680
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,658
I KNOW THE WORD.
WELL, I CAN SAY IT.

681
00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:29,328
I WANT YOU TO KNOW I GET IT.

682
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,330
IT'S PROBABLY JUST
SOME MALE/FEMALE THING.

683
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,831
WE MEN AREN'T USED TO WOMEN

684
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,966
DISCUSSING
THEIR ANATOMY SO FREELY.

685
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,303
I'M SURE WOMEN FEEL THE SAME WAY
WHEN MEN DISCUSS THEIR...

686
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:38,470
ANATOMY.

687
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:40,772
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS,

688
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,441
I WOULD REALLY LIKE
TO GO OUT WITH YOU AGAIN.

689
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,143
I DON'T KNOW WHY I REACTED
THE WAY I DID.

690
00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:47,045
IT'S JUST A WORD, RIGHT?

691
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:48,747
SAY IT.

692
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,385
I'M THINKING IT.

693
00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,856
ALL RIGHT.

694
00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:00,959
VAGINA!

695
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:04,095
**

696
00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,373
THEY HAVEN'T FOUND MR. MKEBA.

697
00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:17,676
THEY'LL LET US KNOW
IF THEY DO.

698
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,847
I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU DIRECTLY

699
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,150
IF YOU HAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH HIS GOING AWAY.

700
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:29,488
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
AN EXCELLENT ATTORNEY, JERRY.

701
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,491
THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND
THAT YOU COULD DEVELOP

702
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,026
INTO A FIRST-RATE
CRIMINAL DEFENDER, JERRY.

703
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:38,664
BUT MY HOPE IS THAT YOU DON'T.

704
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,666
EVEN AT YOUR RELATIVELY
MATURE AGE,

705
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:44,169
YOU'RE... STILL INNOCENT.

706
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,772
EXCEPT FOR WHEN I HELD
A KNIFE TO SHIRLEY'S THROAT.

707
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,274
OTHER THAN THAT.

708
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:53,178
THERE'S A REASON SHAKESPEARE
AND MANY AFTER HIM SAID,

709
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,847
"FIRST KILL ALL THE LAWYERS."

710
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,884
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
PEOPLE LIKE ME, JERRY...

711
00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,652
NOT YOU.

712
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,227
I AM EXCELLENT
AT BANKING AND FINANCE.

713
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:11,730
YOU ARE INDEED.

714
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,634
THANK YOU, ALAN.

715
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:23,875
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE,
AND ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY.

716
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,711
GOOD-BYE, JERRY.

717
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,947
**

718
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:55,574
* THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN

719
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,609
* WHO LOVED A MAN

720
00:37:57,643 --> 00:38:01,813
* LOVED HIM ENOUGH
TO CAUSE THE TROJAN WAR *

721
00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:04,750
* THEY SAY THAT NOBODY
EVER LOVED AS MUCH AS SHE *

722
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,953
* BUT ME

723
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:11,323
(both)
* I LOVE YOU MORE

724
00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:13,425
(laughs) THANK YOU, SHIRLEY,
FOR EVERYTHING.

725
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:15,160
OH, IT WAS A PLEASURE.

726
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:17,596
IVAN, ALWAYS GOOD
DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

727
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,798
YES, IT IS.

728
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,000
SO, HONEY, SHALL WE GO?

729
00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:25,371
YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

730
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:39,685
(door closes)

731
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:42,954
I WANT TO THANK YOU, SHIRLEY.

732
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,656
IT--IT WAS NOTHING.

733
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,626
NO, IT WAS EVERYTHING.

734
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,127
WHEN I CAME TO YOU,

735
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,563
I DID IT BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE
A WOMAN OF PRINCIPLE,

736
00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:53,399
AND YOU DIDN'T LET ME DOWN.

737
00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:54,800
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

738
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,735
AND NOW FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,

739
00:38:56,768 --> 00:39:00,038
I KNOW MY IVAN
WON'T CHEAT ON ME...

740
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:03,475
WITH ANYONE.

741
00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:07,345
**

742
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:31,169
NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING
YOUR HEART CRUSHED

743
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:34,406
AND YOUR PRIDE STUNG
ALL ON THE SAME DAY.

744
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,777
MY GOD. WE HAVE THE FASTEST
WATER COOLER IN TOWN.

745
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,881
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FOOL.

746
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:45,216
AH, FORGET IT.

747
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:48,186
IF ANYBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT
BEING A FOOL, IT'S DENNY CRANE.

748
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,121
MY ADVICE--

749
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,624
GET SOME MORTAR AND BRICK
AND WALL IT UP.

750
00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:58,229
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE
BACK ON THE MARKET?

751
00:39:58,263 --> 00:40:00,866
DENNY, AS FAR
AS YOU'RE CONCERNED,

752
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,634
I'M ALWAYS ON THE MARKET.

753
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:05,036
YOU SEE?
THAT'S HOW YOU GET US--

754
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,372
ALL OF US MEN--
EVEN DENNY CRANE.

755
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,075
WE KNOW WE DON'T
DESERVE SHIRLEY SCHMIDT...

756
00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:14,379
BUT JUST THE POSSIBILITY
IS ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN US.

757
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,382
YOU ARE A DEAR, SWEET MAN.

758
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,884
MMM.

759
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:22,387
AND I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE
THAT MIGHT SUSTAIN YOU.

760
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,889
(whispers)
DENNY CRANE.

761
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,290
OOH!

762
00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:27,392
OHH!

763
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:30,496
**

764
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:40,005
(sighs) I HEAR YOU
MISPLACED A CLIENT.

765
00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,406
NOT REALLY.

766
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:46,011
LIKE CAR KEYS AND SUNGLASSES,
HE'LL SHOW UP SOMEWHERE.

767
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,914
I MISPLACED A CLIENT ONCE.

768
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,583
DID THEY EVER FIND HIM?

769
00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:53,652
NO. I MADE SURE
TO SHIP HIM OFF

770
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:55,654
TO SOME COUNTRY
WITH NO EXTRADITION--

771
00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:58,256
PRACTICALLY DESERTED ISLAND
OFF OF SOUTH AMERICA.

772
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,660
HE SENDS ME FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS
CARDS EVERY YEAR.

773
00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:02,861
THAT'S THOUGHTFUL.
YEAH.

774
00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:05,531
SOUNDS LIKE PARADISE,
ACTUALLY--

775
00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:08,834
LIVING ON AN ISLAND,
A MUCH SIMPLER LIFE.

776
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:11,837
ESPECIALLY IF IT'S AN ISLAND
WHERE THE NATIVES

777
00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:14,372
RUN AROUND THE BEACH
WITH THEIR BOOBIES HANGING OUT.

778
00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:16,107
(chuckles)

779
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:20,879
BUT I WAS THINKING ON
A MUCH MORE ELEMENTAL LEVEL--

780
00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:23,481
A PLACE WHERE
MY BIGGEST CONCERN WOULD BE

781
00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:26,017
CARRYING WATER
ON MY SHOULDERS,

782
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,353
OR THE SIMPLE ACT
OF THATCHING A ROOF

783
00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,622
WOULD DISSIPATE
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD.

784
00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:33,725
AND THE HARDEST CHOICE
YOU HAVE TO MAKE

785
00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:36,962
IS WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE FOR LUNCH.

786
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,197
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
FOR LUNCH TODAY?

787
00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,671
FLOUNDER.

788
00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:47,372
YOU?

789
00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:49,908
STEAK SANDWICH,
ONION RINGS.

790
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:52,177
HMM.

791
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,645
ALAN, YOU KNOW,

792
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:57,549
ONE THING YOU SOMETIMES FORGET
IS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOUR DAY,

793
00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:59,317
NO MATTER HOW TOUGH
YOUR CHOICES,

794
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,687
HOW COMPLEX
YOUR ETHICAL DECISIONS,

795
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,990
YOU ALWAYS GET TO CHOOSE

796
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:08,159
WHAT YOU WANT FOR LUNCH.

797
00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:11,162
DAILY I AM AMAZED

798
00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:14,700
AT YOUR INEXHAUSTIBLE ABILITY
TO JUST LIVE.

799
00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:18,770
IT'S EITHER THAT OR DIE.

800
00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:21,940
**

801
00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:30,716
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802
00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:38,023
NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...

803
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:39,925
CHELINA! I JUST TOOK A CASE
WHERE I THINK

804
00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:41,359
RACE WAS A FACTOR.

805
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,794
CAN LEGAL AID SPARE YOU?

806
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:46,431
THE LAST TIME WE WORKED
TOGETHER, I KISSED YOU.

807
00:42:46,464 --> 00:42:48,734
I'M NOT TERRIBLY COMFORTABLE
WITH YOU WORKING

808
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,535
CLOSELY WITH THIS WOMAN.
YOU'RE KISSING ME NOW.
YOU'RE MAD AS A HATTER.

809
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,871
YOUR DECISION TO ASK MY CLIENT
FOR IDENTIFICATION--

810
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,607
WAS IT AT ALL A FACTOR
THAT HE WAS BLACK?

811
00:42:55,641 --> 00:42:57,709
YES, IT WAS A FACTOR.

812
00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,646
I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT YOU.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
THEN YOU MUST DIE.

813
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,981
GIVE YOU THE COUNT OF THREE.
ONE...

814
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:04,115
SYDNEY!
TWO...

815
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:05,617
FOR GOD'S SAKE!
THREE!

816
00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:07,118
(gun fires)