1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,536 PREVIOUSLY ON BOSTON LEGAL. 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,705 I USED TO WORK ON THE TEXAS INNOCENCE PROJECT. 3 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:07,341 ONE OF MY CASES IS UP ON APPEAL. I COULD USE YOUR HELP. 4 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:10,244 I'M LOOKING FOR THE BEST LAWYER I CAN FIND. I THINK THAT'S YOU. 5 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:13,247 - I DON'T LIKE JIBBER-JABBER IN MY COURTROOM. - OH, MY GOODNESS. 6 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:15,849 - THAT'S AS FAR AS YOU SHOULD GO. - [ Denny ] SHE JUST KISSED YOU? 7 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:19,019 -[ Alan ] I'M NOT GONNA PURSUE IT. -HE SHOOTS A CLIENT IN THE KNEE. 8 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:23,023 - [ Groans ] - HE THEN SHOOTS A HOMELESS MAN WITH A PAINTBALL GUN. 9 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:25,926 - [ Groans ] - COULD YOU KINDLY POINT IN ANY DIRECTION OTHER THAN MY HEAD? 10 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,595 IT'S NOT LOADED. 11 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,264 - OH, I GUESS IT IS. - FOR GOD'S SAKE, DENNY! 12 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:41,675 IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL MY SONG IS STILL IN ME. 13 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,245 WHAT SONG? MY SONG. 14 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,448 EVERYBODY HAS A SONG IN THEM, SYDNEY. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. 15 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,118 OH, I SEE. AND YOURS IS STILL UNSUNG. 16 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,120 - IS THAT IT? - YEAH. 17 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,888 I MEAN, HERE I AM IN MY 70s, 18 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:59,593 AND I STILL FEEL THAT EVERYTHING I WANTED TO EXPRESS IN LIFE... 19 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:04,932 IS STILL BOTTLED UP INSIDE ME LIKE A-- A KIDNEY STONE. 20 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,700 [ Sighs ] 21 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,637 TALK TO ME, SYDNEY. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 22 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,773 - I THINK YOU'RE BORED, DENNY. - BORED? 23 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,143 HOW CAN I BE BORED? I'M DENNY CRANE. 24 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,578 EVEN THE SOUND OF MY NAME FASCINATES. 25 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,714 MORE, SYDNEY. MORE ABOUT ME. 26 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,783 YEAH. OKAY. 27 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:26,554 WELL, I THINK... 28 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,323 THAT YOU ARE A SILVER-SPOON-FED, 29 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:32,126 RICH, EMPTY SACK... 30 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,129 WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO NOW BUT COUNT HIS MONEY... 31 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:38,599 OR SPEND IT ON HOOKERS... 32 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:42,436 AND THERAPISTS WHO OFFER UP SOME FORM OF AFFIRMATION. 33 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,805 AND, FRANKLY, I'M SICK OF IT! 34 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:48,142 I WOULD NO LONGER EVEN TREAT YOU... 35 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,811 BUT FOR THE $600 AN HOUR I CHARGE. 36 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,281 WHICH SUM, I MIGHT ASSURE YOU, 37 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:56,016 IS MEANT TO DETER YOUR RECURRING VISITS. 38 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,186 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, DENNY? 39 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:02,190 I WOULD SOONER LEAP FROM THE WINDOW THAN SEE YOUR LIPS MOVE, 40 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:05,159 THE SIGHT OF WHICH IS THE VISUAL CUE... 41 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:08,896 THAT FECULENT BLATHER IS ABOUT TO SPEW FORTH. 42 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,168 THIS IS NO WAY FOR A THERAPIST TO TALK TO A PATIENT. 43 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:18,105 MY OFFICIAL MEDICAL RECOMMENDATION WOULD BE THAT YOU TAKE YOGA CLASSES... 44 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:22,310 SO THAT YOU MIGHT GAIN THE NECESSARY FLEXIBILITY TO STICK YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS. 45 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,853 I-- I DO FEEL LIKE AN EMPTY SACK SOMETIMES. 46 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:36,657 IT OCCASIONS DEPRESSION. IT EVEN CAUSED ME TO BUY A HANDGUN TO END IT. 47 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,993 I EVEN CARRY IT AROUND WITH ME, 48 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:45,065 NEVER KNOWING WHEN I MIGHT DECIDE TO JOIN THE RANKS OF THE UNLIVING. 49 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:49,503 AND THEN I THINK TO MYSELF, HOW UNORIGINAL. 50 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,206 SUICIDE IS SO ORDINARY. 51 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,142 BUT... 52 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,379 IF I WERE TO SHOOT MY DOCTOR-- 53 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,414 - [ Gun Cocks ] - WELL! 54 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,516 AH, NOW, BUT, YOU SEE, DENNY, 55 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,219 THAT WOULD RESULT IN YOU ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING REAL. 56 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,721 YOU SEE? SOMETHING ACTUAL, 57 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:13,093 AS OPPOSED TO THE MANUFACTURED HEROICS OF YOUR PUBLICIST, THE MAD COW-- 58 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:17,665 AND THEN IT SUDDENLY MIGHT MATTER-- REALLY MATTER-- THAT YOU WERE BORN. 59 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:21,269 AND-- AND HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE THAT AFTER 70-PLUS YEARS... 60 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,404 OF UNMITIGATED INSIGNIFICANCE? 61 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:30,544 - YOU DON'T THINK I MATTER? - OH, PULL THE TRIGGER, DENNY! DO SOMETHING... 62 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:34,282 TO RISE ABOVE YOUR INSIPID PRESS RELEASES! 63 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:37,285 ALL THE MEANINGLESSNESS! JUST PULL IT! 64 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:40,053 YOU THINK I WON'T? 65 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,790 ACTUALLY, I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU WILL. I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU MUST. 66 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:46,059 YOU SEE, YOU'RE POINTING A GUN AT A THERAPIST... 67 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,862 WHO'S NOT ONLY GOT A DEATH WISH OF HIS OWN... 68 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:52,300 BUT ALSO A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY WHICH EXCLUDES SUICIDE. 69 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,902 AND, YOU SEE, DENNY, I'VE OFTEN WONDERED, 70 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:59,072 HOW CAN I POSSIBLY END MY LIFE WITHOUT FORFEITING MY SON'S HARVARD EDUCATION? 71 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:02,209 BUT IF I WERE TO BE MURDERED, THEN-- 72 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,244 SO, 73 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:09,783 YOU MUST SHOOT ME, OR I WILL SHOOT YOU. 74 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,085 GO AHEAD. PULL THE TRIGGER, OR I WILL KILL YOU. 75 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:18,426 - OKAY, SYDNEY. - PULL IT. 76 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:21,662 - I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT YOU. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. - THEN YOU MUST DIE. 77 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:25,433 - COME ON, SYDNEY. GAME'S OVER. - GIVE YOU THE COUNT OF THREE. ONE-- 78 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,736 - SYDNEY. - TWO. 79 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,271 - FOR GOD'S SAKE. - THREE. 80 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,707 - [ Gunshot ] - [ Shell Clinks On Floor ] 81 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,857 [ Screams ] 82 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,995 ** [ Funk ] ** [ Man Vocalizing ] 83 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,398 [ Man ] * UH-HUH 84 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,402 * ALL RIGHT 85 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,505 * COME ON 86 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,176 * COME ON ALL RIGHT * 87 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,911 * WELL, YEAH 88 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,748 * WELL, YEAH 89 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,322 * OUTLAW * 90 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,658 [ Knocks ] WHAT NOW? 91 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,394 DENNY SHOT HIS THERAPIST. 92 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:29,497 DEAR GOD. PAINTBALL? 93 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:33,000 - REAL BULLETS. - IS HE-- 94 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,869 NO. THE MAN IS APPARENTLY GOING TO SURVIVE. HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 95 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,672 DENNY'S IN CUSTODY. WHERE'S ALAN? 96 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,711 [ Man ] IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT READY, YOUR HONOR! 97 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:47,381 IT'S THAT I WAS CALLED FOR TRIAL. DIVISION SIX, JUDGE HOLT. 98 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,483 JUDGE HOLT DOESN'T CONTROL MY COURTROOM. 99 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,653 I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME THERE'D BE NO FURTHER CONTINUANCES. 100 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,389 I CANNOT BE IN TWO PLACES AT THE SAME TIME! 101 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:58,726 -YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN SOMEBODY ELSE FROM YOUR OFFICE TO COVER. -SOMEBODY ELSE? 102 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,994 THE PUBLIC DEFENDER'S OFFICE IS SO OVEREXTENDED. 103 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,664 SO'S THE D.A.'S OFFICE. HE'S HERE AND READY. 104 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:07,835 OF COURSE HE'S READY. BECAUSE THEY PRIORITIZE THE RACIAL PROFILING CASES. 105 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:11,371 - I OBJECT TO THAT, YOUR HONOR. - THE TRUTH IS WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE! 106 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:15,943 SAVE IT FOR TRIAL, COUNSEL. WHICH WILL BEGIN TOMORROW, EITHER WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. 107 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,711 ADJOURNED. [ Gavel Raps ] 108 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,581 [ Chattering ] 109 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,555 EXCUSE ME. I COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR, 110 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,790 WHICH IS SO OFTEN THE CASE WHEN PEOPLE SHOUT. 111 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,960 MY NAME IS ALAN SHORE. I'M AN EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY. 112 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,564 I COULD TELL YOU STORIES. BUT MORE INCREDIBLY, I'M AVAILABLE. 113 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:43,203 ALAN. 114 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,939 - CHELINA. - [ Chuckles ] OH, MY GOD. 115 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,542 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M FINE. 116 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:51,044 HOW ARE YOU? 117 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,715 TODAY, A LITTLE DYSPEPTIC. BUT IN GENERAL, I'M SPLENDID. 118 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,886 GOD. THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU-- I THINK IT WAS A SUNDAY. 119 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:03,290 THEN I WAS TAKEN OFF THE AIR. YOU WENT OFF TO DO MOVIES. THEN I GOT SWITCHED TO TUESDAYS AND-- 120 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,292 HERE WE ARE, WITH OLD FOOTAGE. 121 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,529 EXACTLY. YOU LOOK SMASHING. 122 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,132 AND YOU'RE BLACK. 123 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,134 SORRY? THIS IS FATE. 124 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,304 I JUST TOOK A CASE WHERE I THINK RACE WAS A FACTOR. 125 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:20,608 PROFILING. I'D LOVE TO EXPLOIT YOU, 126 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,410 WHICH I BELIEVE YOU INVITED ME TO DO ONCE. 127 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,946 I MEANT SEXUALLY. YES. 128 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:31,184 SO, THIS CASE INVOLVES PERSECUTION, CIVIL RIGHTS-- ALL THE GOOD STUFF. 129 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,087 CAN LEGAL AID SPARE YOU? THE CLIENT'S INDIGENT. ALAN, 130 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:37,290 THE LAST TIME WE WORKED TOGETHER, I KISSED YOU. 131 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:40,360 REALLY? I'D FORGOTTEN. YOU'LL HAVE TO REFRESH ME ON THAT. 132 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,530 - [ Cell Phone Rings ] - EXCUSE ME. 133 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,967 MY LOVER. 134 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,637 HELLO, DENNY. 135 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:52,372 YOU DID WHAT? 136 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,585 [ Buzzer Buzzes ] 137 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,371 - I THOUGHT HE WAS A QUAIL. - I'M NOT LAUGHING. 138 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:27,207 IT WAS TOTAL SELF-DEFENSE. 139 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,711 AFTER I THREATENED TO KILL HIM, THE BASTARD THREATENED TO KILL ME. IT'S NOT RIGHT. 140 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,180 WHY WERE YOU CARRYING THE GUN? I HAVE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO. 141 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,248 NOT A CONCEALED WEAPON. OH, YES, I DO. 142 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,250 AND THE SUPREME COURT'S GONNA SAY SO. 143 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,086 JUST AS SOON AS THEY FINISH OVERTURNING ROE V. WADE. 144 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,423 DENNY, THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE WAY TOO FAR. 145 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,026 YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT. 146 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:49,329 NO, I DON'T. PAUL LEWISTON DOES. AND BESIDES, YOU SHOT A MAN. ANOTHER MAN. 147 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,366 I'M TELLING YOU I HAD NO CHOICE. THE MAN WAS GONNA KILL ME. 148 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,737 HE COULD GO TO JAIL FOR THIS. I MEAN, HOW COULD HE AVOID IT? 149 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,739 FIRST OF ALL, HE'S CLAIMING SELF-DEFENSE. 150 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,875 SECOND, THE GUY'S APPARENTLY OKAY. HE JUST TOOK IT IN THE CLAVICLE. 151 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:05,846 THIRD, I'M TALKING ABOUT DENNY. HE SHOOTS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 152 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,415 HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY BOOKED HIMSELF ON LARRY KING LIVE. 153 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,287 - WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH SANDY? - NOTHING. 154 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,857 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA-- - NOTHING'S HAPPENING WITH SANDY. 155 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,559 -DIDN'T YOU HAVE YOUR BIG SECOND-- -NOTHING'S HAPPENING WITH SANDY. 156 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,464 [ Sighs ] SHE DUMPED ME. 157 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:27,200 I'M SORRY. 158 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,303 DID SHE SAY WHY? DOES IT REALLY MATTER? 159 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:34,875 BRAD, WHILE I APPRECIATE HOW DEEPLY GUARDED YOU ARE, YOU NEED TO SHARE MORE. 160 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,745 - I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS TO TALK TO. - I HAVE PLENTY. 161 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,580 NAME THREE. 162 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,083 WHAT HAPPENED? 163 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,585 YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU. 164 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:49,723 JUST TO SEE IF THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE REMOTELY MATCHES THE LOOK ON MINE WHEN SHE-- 165 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,925 YOU KNOW WHY SHE DUMPED ME? HMM? 166 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,662 BECAUSE I'M A LOUSY KISSER. 167 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:57,130 YEAH. EXACTLY MY REACTION. 168 00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:00,067 WELL, UM, ALL I CAN SAY, 169 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,135 IF THAT IS IN FACT THE REASON-- 170 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,638 IT IS. YOU'RE SURE? 171 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,640 I CALLED AN EX-GIRLFRIEND. SHE CONFIRMED IT. CONFIRMED? 172 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:09,977 I'M THE WORST KISSER IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET. 173 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,812 OH. 174 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,347 YEAH. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 175 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:17,150 IS IT REALLY THAT IMPORTANT IN THE SCHEME OF A RELATIONSHIP... 176 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:20,520 AND ALL ITS POTENTIAL, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE PARENTING OF CHILDREN-- 177 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,956 IS HOW A MAN KISSES REALLY THAT IMPORTANT? 178 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:27,160 WELL, AT THE BEGINNING, ALL THE PROMISE OF ROMANCE, 179 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,830 AND FORGIVE ME, BUT THE MAGIC, IT'S-- 180 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,865 YES, IT'S IN THE KISS. 181 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,968 WOMEN ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY. 182 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:38,471 AND YOU LOOK AT THE LEADING WOMEN'S MAGAZINES-- VOGUE, COSMOPOLITAN-- 183 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:43,310 IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT "HOW DO I GET A MAN?" "HOW DO I LOOK?" "HOW DO I PLEASE A MAN IN BED?" 184 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:47,347 AND NOW I DISCOVER THEY'RE WILLING TO MEASURE THE SUBSTANCE OF A RELATIONSHIP WITH A KISS. 185 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:51,184 IT ISN'T MEN WHO DEMEAN WOMEN. IT'S WOMEN. 186 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,963 HEY. ALAN. HOW'S IT GOING? 187 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,299 FINE. THANKS. HOW ARE YOU? YOU CAN GET BACK TO ME ON THAT. 188 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,002 IF THERE'S SOMETHING TRAPPED IN THERE, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO LET IT OUT QUICKLY. 189 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,571 I'M DUE IN COURT. 190 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:15,142 WELL, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD JOIN YOU AND DENNY ON THE BALCONY SOMETIME. 191 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,812 JUST TRYING TO DIVERSIFY MY LIFE WITH SOME MALE BONDING, 192 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,581 AND I WAS WONDERING, YOU KNOW-- 193 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,152 BRAD, ANY GATHERING OF THREE OR MORE MEN ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE A TEAM TO ME, 194 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,254 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A TEAM PLAYER. 195 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,356 SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW, COUNT ME OUT. 196 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,125 BUT IS THERE SOMETHING SPECIFIC YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? 197 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,296 ARE YOU A GOOD KISSER? [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 198 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,742 CASE NUMBER 62345. 199 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,378 THE COMMONWEALTH VERSUS DENNY CRANE. ATTEMPTED-- 200 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,915 ALAN SHORE FOR THE DEFENDANT. WE'LL WAIVE READING OF THE CHARGES. 201 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,951 - OH, DEAR GOD, IT'S YOU. - I KNOW WHO I AM, COUNSEL. 202 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,253 YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME IT'S ME. 203 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,956 I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL IT'S ME. 204 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:07,227 THAT'S SUPERFLUOUS INFORMATION THAT IS TANTAMOUNT TO JIBBER-JABBER. 205 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,130 I DO NOT TOLERATE JIBBER-JABBER IN MY COURTROOM. 206 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,366 THE DEFENSE ENTERS A PLEA OF NOT GUILTY. I MOVE FOR A PROBABLE CAUSE HEARING. 207 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,568 - [ Judge Sanders ] WHY? - [ Alan ] WHY? 208 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,405 -FIRST, BECAUSE I'M ENTITLED TO. SECOND, BECAUSE I THINK-- -HE SHOT HIM. 209 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,708 THE VICTIM IS IN THE HOSPITAL. 210 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,711 I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH PROBABLE CAUSE, MR. SHOOP. 211 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,780 ACTUALLY, YOUR HONOR, UH, SINCE OUR LAST GET-TOGETHER, 212 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,049 I'VE CHANGED MY NAME FROM SHOOP TO SHORE. 213 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,484 SINCE IT'S ALREADY ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE AND PASSPORT, 214 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,954 NOT TO MENTION ALL THE PLEADINGS BEFORE YOU-- 215 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,989 THOUGH I'D NEVER PRESUME YOU TO READ PLEADINGS. THEY'RE-- 216 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,991 - JIBBER-JABBER. - JIBBER-JABBER. 217 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,794 THE VICTIM IS IN FACT SCHEDULED TO BE RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL TODAY. 218 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:44,497 IT WAS SIMPLY A SHOULDER WOUND, WHICH IS WHERE MY CLIENT WAS HOPING THE BULLET WOULD LAND... 219 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:48,135 ONCE THE GUN ACCIDENTALLY WENT OFF AFTER THE VICTIM THREATENED TO SHOOT MY CLIENT, 220 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,971 - PUTTING HIM IN REASONABLE FEAR FOR HIS LIFE. - YOUR HONOR, IF HE WANTS... 221 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,573 A PROBABLE CAUSE HEARING, LET HIM CALL THE ARRESTING OFFICER. 222 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,944 THE ARRESTING OFFICER WASN'T THERE. IT WAS ONLY MY CLIENT AND DR. FIELDS. 223 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,112 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ATTEMPTED MURDER HERE. 224 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,815 THE DAMAGE TO MR. CRANE'S REPUTATION COULD BE IRREPARABLE. 225 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:05,352 THESE CHARGES NEVER SHOULD'VE BEEN FILED. I SHOULD BE ALLOWED A PROBABLE CAUSE HEARING. 226 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,654 - YOU TALK TOO MUCH. - [ Alan Chuckles Nervously ] 227 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:11,491 ASSUMING THE VICTIM IS PHYSICALLY ABLE, 228 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:16,463 WE WILL RECONVENE AT 3:00 P.M. TOMORROW, YOU TALKER. 229 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:21,034 ENOUGH OF THIS-- THIS... "POOPYCOCK." 230 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,302 POOPYCOCK. 231 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,237 POOPYCOCK. 232 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,350 OH, NO. NO, NO. NO, NO. NO, YOU DON'T. GET OUT, DENNY. 233 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,020 DR. FIELDS, I'M ALAN SHORE. 234 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:44,824 YOU UNDOUBTEDLY KNOW BY NOW THAT WE'VE SUBPOENAED YOU TO APPEAR AT A PROBABLE CAUSE HEARING. 235 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:48,896 WELL, THAT'S NOT A VERY WISE PLOY, MR. SHORE. WHAT IS IT YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY? 236 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,497 THAT YOU FORCED DENNY TO SHOOT YOU-- 237 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,233 THAT YOU GAVE HIM NO CHOICE. 238 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,369 OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CALLING ME TO THE STAND, OKAY? 239 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,906 DR. FIELDS, DENNY INFORMED ME... 240 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,741 THAT YOUR INTENSE DESIRE TO DIE... 241 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,211 PLAYED A SIGNIFICANT PART IN WHAT HAPPENED. 242 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,313 YOU KNOW, OFTEN WHEN PEOPLE CONTEMPLATE DYING, 243 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,349 THEY TAKE MEASURE OF THEIR LEGACY. 244 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:13,086 I'M ASSUMING YOURS THUS FAR CONSISTS OF MANY THINGS. 245 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,322 DENNY ASSURED ME HONESTY IS ONE OF THEM. 246 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,259 I SHALL COUNT ON YOU TO BE HONEST IN THAT WITNESS CHAIR TOMORROW, SIR. 247 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:24,164 WELL, NOW, I WOULDN'T COUNT ON ANYTHING IF I WERE YOU. 248 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,935 SYDNEY, I NEVER WOULD'VE SHOT YOU. YOU KNOW THAT. 249 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,888 DEAR GOD, WHAT NOW? 250 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,191 THE MANAGING PARTNERS HAVE CONVENED A MEETING. 251 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,760 THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION IS DEPOSING DENNY, 252 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,296 EXPELLING HIM FROM THE FIRM. 253 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,698 WHAT? FIRST OF ALL, THE FINANCIAL HIT WOULD-- 254 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,900 THEY DON'T CARE. THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH. 255 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,770 SECOND OF ALL, THEY NEED TO READ THEIR PARTNERSHIP AGREEMENT. DENNY CAN-- 256 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,706 EVIDENTLY WE NEED TO READ IT. THERE IS A CLAUSE... 257 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,741 WHICH CALLS FOR HIS OUSTER... 258 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,944 SHOULD HE EVER BE CONVICTED OF A FELONY, WHICH-- [ Chuckles ] 259 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,912 HE IS CERTAINLY LOOKING AT NOW. 260 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,585 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 261 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,654 I DON'T KNOW. THEY SEEM SERIOUS. 262 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,890 WHY SHOULDN'T THEY BE? 263 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,925 HE SHOOTS PEOPLE. 264 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,731 MASSACHUSETTS HAS NO "STOP AND IDENTIFY" STATUTES. 265 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,267 SO WE COULD MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT THE ARREST WAS UNLAWFUL... 266 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,636 AND THEREFORE OUR CLIENT HAD A RIGHT TO RESIST. 267 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,406 - THAT'LL NEVER FLY. - WELL, IT DOESN'T NEED TO FLY... 268 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,110 SO MUCH AS FLAP AND FLUTTER ITS WAY TO REASONABLE DOUBT. 269 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:47,114 PROFILING IS WRONG. WE CERTAINLY DON'T DO IT WHEN SELLING OFF OUR PORTS. 270 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,283 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 271 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,252 WHO'S CLOSING HERE? 272 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,121 SORRY? 273 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,457 WITH THE CASE. SHOULD I CLOSE OR YOU? 274 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,926 UH, I'LL TAKE THE CLIENT, 275 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,362 AND YOU CAN CLOSE. 276 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,797 ALAN. 277 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,833 MAY I? 278 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:13,206 I'M NOT TERRIBLY COMFORTABLE WITH YOU WORKING CLOSELY WITH THIS WOMAN. 279 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,609 WHAT? I'M TAPPED INTO OFFICE GOSSIP. 280 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,646 I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU KISSED HER DURING THE DEATH PENALTY THINGY CASE. 281 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,682 YOU'RE KISSING ME NOW. REMEMBER? 282 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:26,519 MELISSA, YOU AND I KISSED ONCE. I BARELY PARTICIPATED. 283 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,989 WE CERTAINLY DIDN'T AGREE TO ANY KIND OF EXCLUSIVITY. 284 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,459 NO HICKEYS OR PINS... 285 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,228 OR LETTERMAN JACKETS. YOU AND I ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP, ALAN. 286 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:38,498 THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T REALIZE IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU LICENSE TO BE UNFAITHFUL. 287 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,300 YOU'RE MAD AS A HATTER. 288 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,569 WHEN TWO PEOPLE SLEEP TOGETHER-- 289 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,538 THAT WAS A NIGHT TERROR THING. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SEX. 290 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,608 WHAT SEX? [ Sighs ] THE SEX YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IS COMING. 291 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,511 DON'T FALL FOR HER, ALAN. 292 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,614 SHE'S JUST A GUEST STAR. 293 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,722 [ Man ] HE SEEMED TO BE JUST STARING AT ONE OF THE HOUSES. IT SEEMED VERY ODD. 294 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,992 WE, UH, ASKED HIM FOR IDENTIFICATION, AND HE REFUSED TO PROVIDE IT. 295 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,361 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? WE ASKED HIM AGAIN. 296 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,898 HE CONTINUED TO REFUSE. SO WE ATTEMPTED TO TAKE HIM INTO CUSTODY. 297 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:17,937 THAT'S WHEN HE BECAME VIOLENT. WE EVENTUALLY OVERCAME HIM AND PLACED HIM UNDER ARREST. 298 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,907 WHEN YOU ARRIVED AT THE SCENE, DID YOU ASK HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING? 299 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:25,178 HE SAID HE FOUND THE HOUSES ON THIS STREET QUITE BEAUTIFUL, AND HE ENJOYED LOOKING AT THEM. 300 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:29,082 AND IS THAT LAWFUL IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, TO LOOK AT HOUSES THAT YOU FIND BEAUTIFUL? 301 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,718 - OF COURSE. - [ Chelina ] IS IT YOUR PATTERN... 302 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:35,188 TO ASK PEOPLE FOR IDENTIFICATION WHEN THEY'RE ENGAGING IN LAWFUL BEHAVIOR? 303 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,924 - HE DIDN'T LIVE THERE. SO I THOUGHT-- - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 304 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,961 I PATROL THAT NEIGHBORHOOD. I PRETTY MUCH KNOW WHO LIVES THERE AND WHO DOESN'T. 305 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,597 YOU KNOW EVERYBODY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? EVERY PERSON? 306 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:48,468 - NOT EVERY PERSON, BUT-- - HOW DID YOU KNOW MY CLIENT DIDN'T LIVE THERE? 307 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,107 WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO ASK CITIZENS FOR IDENTIFICATION. 308 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,376 THAT'S ALL I DID. 309 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,078 YOU KNOW WHAT? 310 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,081 I CHECKED YOU OUT. YOU'RE AN EXEMPLARY OFFICER. 311 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,917 YOU ALSO HAVE A REPUTATION FOR HONESTY. 312 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:08,221 HONESTLY, OFFICER, 313 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,657 YOUR DECISION TO ASK MY CLIENT FOR IDENTIFICATION-- 314 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,625 WAS HIS RACE A FACTOR? 315 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:20,667 OFFICER, WAS IT AT ALL A FACTOR THAT HE WAS BLACK? 316 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,173 BLACK IN AN ALL-WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD. 317 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,677 YES, IT WAS A FACTOR. 318 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,796 ALAN. SHIRLEY. 319 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,332 HOW ARE WE DOING? IF YOU MEAN WITH DENNY, 320 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,867 I'VE GOT A PROBABLE CAUSE HEARING SCHEDULED. 321 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:58,371 I'M TRYING TO MAKE THIS GO AWAY, THOUGH I CAN'T POSSIBLY SEE HOW. 322 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,808 YOU NEED TO. WAGONS ARE STARTING TO CIRCLE IF HE GETS ANY KIND OF CONVICTION. 323 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,278 SHIRLEY, SURELY-- SHIRLEY, HE'LL BE CONVICTED OF SOMETHING. 324 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,481 WELL, IT CAN'T BE A FELONY. THERE'S A CLAUSE IN THE PARTNERSHIP AGREEMENT. 325 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,451 IT'S SERIOUS, ALAN. THE PARTNERS SEEM INCLINED TO EXPUNGE HIM. 326 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,687 WELL, HIS NAME IS ON THE WALL. THEY'LL KEEP THE NAME AND BROOM HIM. 327 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:18,325 I SEE NO WAY OF DODGING THIS SHORT OF YOU HAVING SEX WITH THE JUDGE. 328 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:22,495 I'M SORRY. I NOW FEEL QUEASY HAVING EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT. 329 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,064 WHAT ABOUT THE VICTIM? CAN HE BE INFLUENCED? 330 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,235 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] I DOUBT IT. EVEN IF HE CONSENTED TO BEING SHOT, 331 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,504 WHICH HE SEEMINGLY DID, THAT STILL DOESN'T ABSOLVE DENNY. 332 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:34,441 - DO YOU HAVE A PLAN? - AT THE MOMENT, NO. 333 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,546 - SO STUPID. - THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING SO-- 334 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,815 BECAUSE I'M BEING STUPID. IT'S LIKE FRICKIN' HIGH SCHOOL, FOR GOD SAKES. 335 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,318 OKAY. TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 336 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,555 I TOLD YOU. I WAS ON A DATE. IT WAS A TERRIFIC DATE. 337 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:52,425 WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? WHERE DO YOU FIND ALL THESE WOMEN ANYWAY? 338 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,695 I'M A LAWYER. I WAS A MARINE. JUST DO THE MATH. I'M THE COMPLETE PACKAGE. 339 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:59,399 - RIGHT. SO-- - SO I GET TO HER FRONT STEP. 340 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,168 CLEARLY SHE WOULD HAVE RECEIVED MY KISSING HER. 341 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,604 I WANTED TO KISS HER. I WAS GOING TO KISS HER. 342 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,073 BUT I DIDN'T, BECAUSE I HAVE THIS NEW PHOBIA. 343 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,176 I MEAN, A KISS IS JUST A KISS, RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT THE STUPID SONG SAYS. 344 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:15,248 WHAT, UM, EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING WHEN YOU KISS? 345 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:18,951 I DO WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. YEAH. E-EXACTLY WHAT? 346 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,955 LIPS MEET. AT SOME POINT, I PUT MY TONGUE IN. 347 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,957 SWISH IT AROUND A LITTLE. 348 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,629 AH. WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD USE SOME POINTERS OR SOMETHING. 349 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,432 I HAPPEN TO BE A VERY ADVANCED KISSER. 350 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,134 MAYBE I CAN WALK YOU THROUGH THIS A LITTLE. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 351 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,570 BEATS HAVING A PHOBIA. NO, IT DOESN'T. 352 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,406 FINE. 353 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,979 DON'T EVEN ASK. 354 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,221 MR. PRYOR, WHY WERE YOU IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD? 355 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,091 I LIKE TO DREAM. ONE DREAM-- I GUESS MY AMERICAN DREAM-- 356 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,894 IS SOMEDAY I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN A HOME LIKE THOSE. 357 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,997 I ENJOY THE ARCHITECTURE, THE LANDSCAPING. 358 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,935 YOU REALIZE A POLICE OFFICER HAS THE RIGHT TO ASK FOR IDENTIFICATION? 359 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,305 AND IF I WOULD'VE BEEN DOING ANYTHING SUSPECT, I WOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO HIM. 360 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,941 IF IT WOULD'VE BEEN A RANDOM THING, I WOULD'VE COMPLIED. 361 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,844 BUT IT WASN'T. I WAS TARGETED BECAUSE I WAS THE WRONG COLOR. 362 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:21,414 BUT, MR. PRYOR, COME ON. YOU PHYSICALLY RESISTED THE POLICE OFFICERS. 363 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,183 I NEVER ASSAULTED THEM. I JUST-- 364 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:30,122 WHEN THEY PUSHED ME TO THE GROUND AND TRIED TO HANDCUFF ME, 365 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,425 I SIMPLY FOUGHT BACK. 366 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,496 IF A POLICE OFFICER SEES A MAN HE BELIEVES TO BE A STRANGER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 367 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,500 AND THAT MAN IS STRANGELY STARING AT HOUSES FOR NO APPARENT REASON, 368 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,703 IS IT YOUR TESTIMONY THAT IT'S UNREASONABLE TO ASK THAT MAN HIS NAME? 369 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,205 IT'S NOT REASONABLE TO ASK HIM SIMPLY BECAUSE HE'S BLACK. 370 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,141 IF THE MAN HAD BEEN WHITE, STARING AT THE HOUSES, 371 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,378 IT WOULD BE OKAY TO ASK HIS NAME? 372 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:54,681 IF HE WOULD'VE BEEN WHITE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ASKED. THAT'S MY POINT. 373 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:01,053 - PLEAD GUILTY? - THEY'VE OFFERED PROBATION. 374 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,623 - YOU'RE ASKING ME TO PLEAD GUILTY? - MR. PRYOR, 375 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,292 YOUR TESTIMONY WENT WELL, BUT LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES. 376 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:10,029 UNDER THE LAW, POLICE CAN CONSTITUTIONALLY REQUIRE IDENTIFICATION... 377 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,332 WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE, WITHOUT REASONABLE SUSPICION. 378 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:16,636 - HOW CAN THAT BE? - BECAUSE THE PUBLIC WANTS TO FEEL SAFE. 379 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,206 AND PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THE WHITE ONES, DON'T WANT THE BLACK ONES STARING AT THEIR HOMES. 380 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:23,910 NOW, WE CAN KEEP FIGHTING HERE, BUT YOU MUST KNOW THE LAW DOES NOT SUPPORT US. 381 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,679 I WANT TO FIGHT. 382 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,256 [ Door Opens ] 383 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,563 - HOW'S IT LOOKING? - NOT GOOD, DENNY. 384 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:47,066 - OH. - ASIDE FROM THE CASE AT HAND, 385 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:50,369 WE'VE GOT YOUR RATHER COLORFUL HISTORY OF SHOOTING PEOPLE. 386 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:52,071 HMM. 387 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:56,042 THERE WAS THE MAN IN THE OFFICE LAST YEAR. HE TOOK YOU HOSTAGE. 388 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,044 - PAINTBALL INCIDENT. - HE THREW A ROCK AT ME. 389 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:02,048 - YOUR OWN CLIENT. - IN THE KNEE. 390 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:05,918 IT SIMPLY WON'T BE A BIG LEAP FOR A JURY TO THINK YOU'D HAPPILY PLUG YOUR THERAPIST. 391 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,254 I KNOW. I KNOW. 392 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:11,057 IT'S, UH-- IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME. I... 393 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:14,694 SHOT A HUMAN BEING-- A REAL HUMAN BEING. 394 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:19,298 - THE OTHERS WEREN'T? - WELL, TWO WERE CRIMINALS, AND THE OTHER WAS, UH, HOMELESS. 395 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:21,701 BUT SYDNEY IS REAL. 396 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:25,171 HE PAYS TAXES. HE LIVES. HE BREATHES. HE'S A REPUBLICAN. 397 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:29,809 WE'RE JUST SO DESENSITIZED TO GUNS. 398 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:33,913 I-- YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE TO ADMIT THIS. 399 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:37,884 I LAUGHED WHEN I HEARD THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT MISTOOK HIS FRIEND FOR A BIRD. 400 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,386 I ACTUALLY LAUGHED. 401 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,921 YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE. 402 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,592 BUT TO SEE IT FOR REAL. 403 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:52,999 I STILL CAN'T SHAKE THE IMAGE OF SYDNEY GOING DOWN. 404 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,570 I-- I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 405 00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:01,474 BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO SO MUCH AS LOOK AT A GUN. 406 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,944 DENNY. THE WAY HE FELL, 407 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,146 I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, GONE. 408 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,181 NOW I'M GONE. 409 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,252 IT'S NOT OVER YET, DENNY. 410 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,122 ALAN, SO HELP ME GOD, 411 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:20,459 IF YOU EVER CATCH ME LOOKING AT A GUN AGAIN-- 412 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,721 HOW WE DOING? 413 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:56,362 - A LIST OF EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ABOUT ME. - THAT'S MY CLOSING. 414 00:24:56,395 --> 00:25:00,199 WHAT DO I SAY? THE POLICE CAN LEGALLY REQUIRE AN I.D. 415 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,201 HE RESISTED ARREST. 416 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:05,237 UNDER THE LAW, HE'S GUILTY. 417 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:09,508 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? ASK THAT THE JURY DISREGARD THE LAW? 418 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,979 YOU NEED TO HAVE FAITH IN THEM, CHELINA. 419 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,849 YOU NEED TO REMEMBER THESE ARE PEOPLE OF CONSCIENCE, OF COMPASSION. 420 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,418 YOU NEED TO REMEMBER THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO GET OFF JURY DUTY. 421 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:22,354 I AM NOT THAT CYNICAL. 422 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:23,956 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT. 423 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,094 SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. 424 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:35,201 SHE ASSIGNED ME TO A CASE RECENTLY TO CLOSE. 425 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:40,740 SHE FELT I HAD A CERTAIN CAPACITY TO SEE THE DARKNESS IN PEOPLE'S HEARTS. 426 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:45,612 ONE OF THE REASONS I WANTED YOU ON THIS CASE, 427 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:49,015 AMONG OTHER REASONS, 428 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:54,220 I THINK YOU HAVE A CAPACITY TO TAP INTO WHAT IS FUNDAMENTALLY DECENT ABOUT PEOPLE. 429 00:25:56,155 --> 00:26:01,193 I BELIEVE IF YOU CALL ON THIS JURY TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT, 430 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,930 MORALLY RIGHT, IF NOT LEGALLY, 431 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,136 THEY WILL FOLLOW. 432 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:27,219 SO, WHAT POINTERS DO YOU HAVE SPECIFICALLY? 433 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,421 - I HAVE ANOTHER DATE. - SAME GIRL? 434 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:32,091 DIFFERENT. 435 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:34,326 THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE BRAVE, LAWYER PACKAGE. 436 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,196 I GET DATES ALL RIGHT, BUT I NEED YOU TO TELL ME HOW TO KISS. 437 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,268 OKAY. UM, FIRST OF ALL, 438 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:45,137 THE STICK IT IN AND SWISH IT AROUND THING. 439 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:48,240 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE CLEANING YOUR TOILET. 440 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,510 - NICE. - THERE NEEDS TO BE A CERTAIN... 441 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:54,113 GENTILITY ABOUT IT. 442 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,948 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TOO AGGRESSIVE. 443 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,918 OKAY. ALSO, 444 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:02,521 WHAT PART OF YOUR TONGUE IS MAKING CONTACT WITH HERS? 445 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,791 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 446 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:08,828 I MEAN, WHAT-- WHAT PART OF YOUR TONGUE IS CONNECTING WITH HERS? THE TIP. WHAT ELSE? 447 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,162 OOH. WHAT? 448 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:13,199 WELL, UM, THIS PART HERE-- THAT IS THE MOST SENSITIVE. 449 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:15,301 YOU DON'T TASTE FOOD WITH THE TIP. 450 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,805 AND THIS PART IS THE MOST SENSUAL. 451 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:21,874 WELL, HOW DO PEOPLE CONNECT WITH THAT PART WITHOUT SLOBBERING? 452 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:26,278 THEY JUST-- OKAY, COULD I PLEASE SHOW YOU CLINICALLY? 453 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,816 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I MEAN, BRAD, THAT I AM A DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND KISSER. 454 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:32,685 AND I'M ALSO INCREDIBLY BUSY. SO COULD I PLEASE JUST QUICKLY SHOW YOU? 455 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,320 I GUESS. IF-- OKAY. 456 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:41,193 OKAY. OKAY, RELAX. 457 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:44,263 THE TONGUE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO GET HARD. I THINK THAT COULD BE YOUR PROBLEM. 458 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,533 OKAY. 459 00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:54,841 OKAY. BETTER. 460 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:58,377 UM, DEFINITELY BETTER. BUT TONE DOWN THE SWISHING. 461 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:02,181 AND, UM, I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BLOCKING MY TONGUE FROM GOING INTO YOUR MOUTH. 462 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,650 YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THAT. WHAT? 463 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:09,588 I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN'S TONGUE GOES IN MY MOUTH. UM, BRAD, THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA. 464 00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:13,559 YOURS AND HERS, AND HERS-- I JUST PREFER THAT EVERYTHING TAKES PLACE IN HER MOUTH. 465 00:28:13,592 --> 00:28:15,828 WHY? BECAUSE I DO. 466 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:20,266 BRAD, THIS IS WHY YOU ARE THE WORST KISSER IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET. 467 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:23,669 SO DROP THE HOMELAND SECURITY, AND LET THE GIRL'S TONGUE IN. ALL RIGHT. 468 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,238 RELAX. CODE YELLOW. 469 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,753 WOW. WOW, DEFINITELY. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. WOW. 470 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,554 LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 471 00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:44,423 MMM. 472 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,528 MMM. MMM. 473 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,898 UM-- 474 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:54,867 YOU'RE A-- YOU'RE A REALLY QUICK STUDY. 475 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,769 WOW. 476 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,640 - UH, LET'S PUT IT TOGETHER. YOU AND ME. ME AND YOU. - I, UM-- 477 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,309 I DON'T THINK THAT-- 478 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,079 MMM! 479 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,916 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THIS LESSON DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDS. 480 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:30,069 [ Man ] DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH... 481 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,271 AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD? YES, I DO. 482 00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:37,243 GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. FIELDS. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US. 483 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,678 I REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH QUITE AN ORDEAL. 484 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:42,648 YES. AND NOW YOU SEEK TO PUT ME THROUGH ANOTHER. 485 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,616 YOUR HONOR, DR. FIELDS IS HOSTILE. 486 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:46,452 WHY WOULDN'T HE BE? HE WAS SHOT. 487 00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:50,289 NO. I MEAN AS IN HOSTILE WITNESS. UH, PERMIT ME TO LEAD. 488 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:54,326 - OH, GO ON THEN. - DR. FIELDS, AT THE TIME OF THE INCIDENT, 489 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,164 MR. CRANE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A THERAPY SESSION WITH YOU. 490 00:29:58,197 --> 00:30:00,499 AM I CORRECT? DENNY CRANE DOESN'T EVEN BELIEVE IN THERAPY. 491 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,669 HE COMES OUT OF BOREDOM. HE LIKES TO HEAR HIMSELF TALK. 492 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:06,538 - WHICH IS THE CAUSE OF GREAT FRUSTRATION FOR YOU. - YES. 493 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,674 'CAUSE WHEN HE'S NOT ENDLESSLY REPEATING HIS NAME, 494 00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:11,043 HE'S FULL OF THIS SELF-SERVING BLATHER. 495 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:15,781 IF I HAVE TO HEAR HIM GO ON ONE MORE TIME ABOUT MAD COW-- 496 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,950 THIS TIME HE WAS LESS BORING. HE PULLED A GUN. 497 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:22,288 YES. WELL, THE GUN. THE GUN. IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME HE DID THAT-- 498 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:26,625 - WAIT. HE'S DRAWN A GUN ON YOU BEFORE? - OH. OH! HELL, YES. 499 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:30,196 ANY TIME HE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT HE HEARS, YES, IT'S DIRTY HARRY TIME. 500 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:33,832 SO YOU REALLY DIDN'T FEEL THREATENED WHEN HE PRODUCED A FIREARM THIS TIME THEN? 501 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:36,502 I FELT THREATENED TO THE EXTENT... 502 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:39,538 THAT THIS TIME IT MIGHT JUST GO OFF, THE WAY HE WAVES IT AROUND. 503 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:42,875 OKAY. BUT, DOCTOR, YOU PRODUCED A GUN OF YOUR OWN, DIDN'T YOU? 504 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,877 - ABSOLUTELY I DID, YES. - WHY? 505 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,845 BECAUSE I JUST DID. THAT'S WHY. 506 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:50,516 OKAY? I WAS SICK OF HIS ANTICS, AND I TOLD HIM SO. 507 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,085 YOU CALLED HIM AN EMPTY SACK, TOLD HIM HE LED A MEANINGLESS LIFE. 508 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:55,854 YOU PROVOKED HIM TO PULL HIS GUN, DIDN'T YOU? 509 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:57,689 MAYBE SO. I DON'T KNOW. WHO CARES? 510 00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:01,060 WHAT IS THIS POOPYCOCK? WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU? 511 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:02,861 YOUR HONOR, IF I MAY PROCEED? 512 00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,564 OH, GO ON THEN. 513 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:10,602 DR. FIELDS, ONCE MR. CRANE PRODUCED HIS WEAPON, YOU DREW YOURS. 514 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:13,705 AND YOU TOLD HIM IF HE DIDN'T SHOOT YOU, YOU'D SHOOT HIM. 515 00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:18,044 - DID YOU NOT SAY THAT, SIR? - OBVIOUSLY. YOU KNOW THAT I DID. 516 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:21,080 YOU WANTED HIM TO SHOOT YOU SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO SHOOT YOURSELF, 517 00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:25,217 AND YOUR FAMILY COULD COLLECT THE LIFE INSURANCE TO PAY FOR YOUR SON'S IVY LEAGUE EDUCATION. 518 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,253 WELL, IT CERTAINLY SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE THERE. 519 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,121 YOU GAVE HIM TO THE COUNT OF THREE. 520 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,257 SHOOT YOU BY THE COUNT OF THREE OR YOU'D KILL HIM. 521 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,559 - THAT'S RIGHT. MM-HMM. - AND YOU COUNTED IT OFF. 522 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:36,062 - ONE, TWO-- - AND THREE. 523 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:38,764 - DON'T ANYBODY LEAVE THIS ROOM. - WHAT IS THIS JIBBER-JABBER? 524 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,367 -SHUT UP! -THAT WOULDN'T BE JIBBER-JABBER, YOUR HONOR. THAT'S A GUN. 525 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,403 ANYBODY LEAVES THIS ROOM, AND I WILL SHOOT MR. SHORE. 526 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,773 - IF I MIGHT OBJECT TO THAT. - [ Judge Sanders ] HOW DID YOU GET IN WITH THAT? 527 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:51,410 MY BROTHER IS A LAWYER, AND I CAME IN THE BACK DOOR WITH HIS BAR CARD. 528 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:54,146 - I GUESS THE QUESTION, DR. FIELDS, IS WHY? - WHY? 529 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:58,550 BECAUSE ALL MY LIFE I SAT IN THAT CHAIR. 530 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,652 THAT'S WHY. 531 00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:04,090 LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAD LIVES FAR MORE GRANDER THAN MINE... 532 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:08,460 WHILE I JUST SAT TUCKED AWAY IN MY OFFICE LEADING NO LIFE AT ALL. 533 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:11,930 VICARIOUSLY COACHING OTHER PEOPLE, WATCHING THEM GET RICH LIKE THIS-- 534 00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:14,100 THIS NUTCASE HERE! 535 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,935 AND I COULDN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! 536 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,405 I DID CRACK! I WASN'T GONNA JUST STAND AROUND... 537 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:24,443 BEING SOME-- SOME SORT OF IMPOTENT LITTLE SPECTATOR TO MY OWN LIFE! 538 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:27,646 AND I'M SICK OF ANY SOCIETY THAT-- THAT... 539 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:31,617 GLAMORIZES THE ECCENTRICS AND THE PSYCHOPATHS... 540 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:35,154 AND THE BELLIGERENTS WHEN THERE'S THE MEEK AND THE WISE-- 541 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:39,191 IF I COULD GET YOU TO POINT THAT IN ANY OTHER DIR-- SHUT UP! 542 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:43,329 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES TO LIVE BIG, DENNY? YOU THINK THAT? 543 00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:46,965 YOU THINK THAT BY PAYING ME $600 AN HOUR THAT THAT ENTITLES YOU TO BELITTLE ME? 544 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:49,701 - 600? - SHUT UP! 545 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:52,038 [ Crowd Gasping ] YOU STAND BELITTLED NOW, DENNY. 546 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,307 WHY DON'T I SHOOT YOUR BEST FRIEND HERE? WHY NOT? I MEAN, HE'S YOUR REAL THERAPIST. 547 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:58,510 HE'S THE ONE YOU TELL YOUR SECRETS TO! WHY DON'T I JUST SHOOT HIM? 548 00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:02,981 - PLEASE PUT THE GUN DOWN. - I DIDN'T SHOOT BEFORE, DENNY, BUT I WILL THIS TIME. 549 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:05,717 I REALLY WILL. SYDNEY. 550 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,287 - I TOOK YOU OUT ONCE. DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN. - WITH WHAT? 551 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,222 - THIS! - [ Crowd Gasps ] 552 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,994 [ Chattering ] 553 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,966 YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER SO MUCH AS LOOK AT A GUN AGAIN. 554 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,734 I NEVER SAID I WOULDN'T SHOOT ONE. 555 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:41,053 I FEEL I SHOULD GO WITH HIM. I'M AS CLOSE AS HE ACTUALLY HAS TO FAMILY. 556 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:44,756 DENNY, YOU SHOT HIM TWICE. EVEN SO. SHOULD WE ASK FOR A CONTINUANCE? 557 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:47,393 NO. I WANT TO MAKE MY ARGUMENT TO DISMISS TO THE JUDGE... 558 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,428 WHILE HE'S STILL IN THE THROES OF FEAR. 559 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,198 I'M DUE IN DIVISION THREE FOR CLOSING ARGUMENTS IN THE PRYOR CASE. 560 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:54,933 HOPEFULLY I'LL BE BACK WITHIN THE HOUR. I'LL TAKE OVER FROM HERE. 561 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:57,603 DON'T YOU DARE. 562 00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,771 - AND DON'T SHOOT ANYBODY. - OH, PLEASE. 563 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,845 DID THEY ARREST DENNY AGAIN? APPARENTLY NOT. 564 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,715 IT APPEARS HE SAVED EVERYONE. WHAT ABOUT THE UNDERLYING CHARGES? 565 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:12,118 AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY STILL STAND. 566 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:19,858 UM, WE NEED TO TALK. WE MOST CERTAINLY DO. 567 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,927 IT WAS A KISSING DEMONSTRATION. 568 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:27,466 WE HAD SEX. I'M AWARE OF THAT. 569 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,638 ON THE FLOOR. I AM AWARE OF THAT TOO. 570 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,940 WHICH BRINGS ME TO, WHAT NOW? 571 00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:38,043 COMPANY INKWELL, BRAD. WE WORK TOGETHER. THAT'S IT. 572 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,379 WE HAD SEX. YES. 573 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,714 INCREDIBLE SEX. YES. 574 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,117 AND THAT'S IT? 575 00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:47,819 YES. 576 00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:03,769 MR. PRYOR REFUSED TO IDENTIFICATION IN DEFIANCE OF THE LAW. 577 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:07,639 HE THEN PHYSICALLY RESISTED ARREST, WHICH IS A SECOND CRIME. 578 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:12,178 AND HE WASN'T TARGETED SIMPLY BECAUSE HE WAS BLACK, BY THE WAY. 579 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:16,014 HE WAS QUESTIONED BECAUSE HE WAS A STRANGER TO A PARTICULAR NEIGHBORHOOD. 580 00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:20,186 NOW, DID OFFICER RALSTON COME TO THAT CONCLUSION IN PART BECAUSE HE WAS AFRICAN-AMERICAN? 581 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:23,155 YES. HE ADMITTED THAT. 582 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:26,091 BUT WHERE'S THE LINE BETWEEN RACIAL PROFILING AND COMMON SENSE? 583 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,494 RACE CAN BE USED AS A CRITERION... 584 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:31,630 AS LONG AS IT'S JUST ONE FACTOR AMONG OTHERS IN ESTIMATING CRIMINAL SUSPICION. 585 00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:35,167 COMMON SENSE. WHEN IT COMES TO TERRORISM, FOR EXAMPLE, 586 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:38,003 OF COURSE WE TARGET PEOPLE OF ISLAMIC OR ARAB DESCENT. 587 00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:41,473 WE SIMPLY HAVE TO AFFORD THE POLICE THE DISCRETION TO SAY, "HEY. 588 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:45,511 THAT PERSON MIGHT BE MORE LIKELY TO BE ENGAGING IN CERTAIN CRIMINAL ACTIVITY." 589 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:48,947 NOW HERE THE DEFENDANT WAS A STRANGER TO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 590 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,183 HE WAS ODDLY STARING AT HOUSES. 591 00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:55,621 OFFICER RALSTON ASKED HIS NAME. THE DEFENDANT REFUSED TO TELL HIM, 592 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,190 WHICH IN ADDITION TO BEING A CRIME, MADE HIM MORE SUSPICIOUS. 593 00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:02,694 THEN HE GOT VIOLENT. WE'RE HERE NOT BECAUSE OF MR. PRYOR'S RACE... 594 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,499 BUT BECAUSE HE BROKE THE LAW. 595 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:12,804 I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A PROBLEM TARGETING ISLAMICS. 596 00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:16,542 ESPECIALLY NOT AT THE AIRPORT. 597 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:20,746 THAT DOESN'T OFFEND US BECAUSE WE ALL SO WANT TO FEEL SAFE. 598 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:25,817 BUT THE THING IS IT'S TAKEN THE STIGMA OFF OF RACIAL PROFILING. 599 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:28,487 THE TERM NO LONGER HAS A BAD CONNOTATION. 600 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,891 AND THAT JUST MAKES IT EASIER TO PROFILE OTHER RACES, DOESN'T IT? 601 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:37,329 I MEAN, ONCE YOU SAY IT ISN'T AN EVIL TO DISCRIMINATE, 602 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:40,432 YOU MAKE IT SLIGHTLY MORE PERMISSIBLE TO DISCRIMINATE. 603 00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:43,269 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU GOT POLICE QUESTIONING AFRICAN-AMERICANS... 604 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:45,771 SIMPLY FOR LOOKING AT HOUSES IN WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS. 605 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:49,908 WE HAVE A TERM IN THIS COUNTRY CALLED D.W.B. 606 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:52,244 "DRIVING WHILE BLACK." 607 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:55,847 INNOCENT BLACK MOTORISTS ARE PULLED OVER EVERY DAY IN THIS COUNTRY. 608 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,849 IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. 609 00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:00,185 WELL, GUESS WHAT. 610 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,621 PEOPLE LIKE DENNIS PRYOR HAVE A CHOICE. 611 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:05,056 THEY CAN EITHER RAIL AGAINST IT, 612 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:08,894 OR THEY CAN JUST CONCEDE IT'S A WAY OF LIFE... 613 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,962 AND THINGS STAY THE SAME. 614 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:15,200 DENNIS PRYOR DECIDED TO PROTEST. 615 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,203 HE DECIDED TO HEAR THE WORDS OF HENRY THOREAU, 616 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:21,540 SUSAN B. ANTHONY, MARTIN LUTHER KING JR., 617 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:25,811 WHO ALL CONSIDERED CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE TO BE PATRIOTIC. 618 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,779 AMERICAN. 619 00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,116 YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO THAT ROOM... 620 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:34,786 AND HEAR THE DREAM OF DR. KING, 621 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:38,824 WHERE CHILDREN GROW UP TO BE JUDGED NOT BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN. 622 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:43,161 MY CLIENT WAS JUDGED BY THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN. 623 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:47,265 THAT CANNOT BE ACCEPTABLE TO A COUNTRY THAT PRIDES ITSELF ON HUMAN RIGHTS. 624 00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:51,370 THAT CANNOT BE ACCEPTABLE TO THE 12 OF YOU. 625 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:02,914 I DON'T DISPUTE THAT MR. CRANE'S LIFE WAS IN DANGER, 626 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:06,685 BUT HE CREATED THE DANGEROUS SITUATION WHEN HE FIRST PULLED THE GUN ON DR. FIELDS. 627 00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:09,020 OH, PLEASE. DID I CREATE IT IN THIS COURTROOM? 628 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:11,623 [ Man ] TO AN EXTENT, YES. WE WOULDN'T HAVE ALL BEEN STANDING HERE... 629 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,125 HAD YOU NOT PULLED THAT GUN BACK IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE. 630 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:16,695 YOUR HONOR, I SAVED THIS MAN'S LIFE, PROBABLY YOURS, 631 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:21,467 AND HE'S IN HERE WAVING AROUND HIS POOPYCOCK WITH HIS MUMBO JUMBO JIBBER-JABBER-- 632 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,770 AT A MINIMUM, THE CHARGES OF CARRYING A CONCEALED WEAPON SHOULD BE CONSIDERED. 633 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:28,106 NATIONAL SECURITY. DR. FIELDS IS A TERRORIST. 634 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,477 HE TERRORIZED THIS COURTROOM. HE'S A DEMOCRAT. 635 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:34,179 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THIS. MR. CRANE, 636 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:37,383 YOU HAD NO EXCUSE TO BE CARRYING A GUN. 637 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:39,351 SECOND AMENDMENT. FOUNDING FATHERS. YOU PROBABLY KNEW THEM. 638 00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:42,153 JIBBER-JABBER. 639 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:46,692 BUT HERE YOU DID USE THE GUN TO SAVE LIVES, QUITE POSSIBLY MY OWN. 640 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:50,028 I'M GOING TO LET YOU OFF THIS TIME... 641 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:51,563 WITH JUST A STERN WARNING. 642 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:52,798 THANK YOU. 643 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,367 - I HAVEN'T GIVEN IT YET! - [ Mouths Words ] 644 00:38:55,401 --> 00:38:57,369 MR. CRANE, 645 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:02,408 I WARN YOU NOT TO DO... 646 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:05,677 THIS AGAIN. 647 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,747 NOT GUILTY. ADJOURNED. 648 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,419 WELL, SEEMS YOU DIDN'T NEED ME AFTER ALL. ENNYDAY ANECRAY. 649 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:24,496 MR. FOREMAN, HAS THE JURY REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 650 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:27,533 - WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. - WHAT SAY YOU? 651 00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,735 IN THE MATTER OF THE COMMONWEALTH VERSUS DENNIS PRYOR... 652 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,737 ON THE CHARGE OF DISORDERLY CONDUCT, 653 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,039 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY. 654 00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:37,375 ON THE CHARGE OF UNLAWFULLY RESISTING ARREST, 655 00:39:37,409 --> 00:39:39,445 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY. 656 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:41,246 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY-- 657 00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:44,049 - I WON? - YOU WON. 658 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:47,753 - NO PROBATION OR ANYTHING? - YOU WON, DENNIS. YOU ARE FREE TO GO. 659 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:50,689 - [ Chuckles ] THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 660 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:54,359 AND THANK YOU. I HOPE YOU GET TO LIVE IN THAT BEAUTIFUL HOUSE ONE DAY. 661 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,361 PICK A BETTER NEIGHBORHOOD. [ Chuckles ] 662 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,930 I WILL. THANK YOU. I WILL. 663 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,639 BYE. 664 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,083 BYE. 665 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:35,967 AH, STILL AT LARGE. 666 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,871 AND DON'T THINK I TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. 667 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:44,442 CANADA, JAPAN, ENGLAND-- 668 00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:48,079 ANY NUMBER OF THOSE PINKO COUNTRIES, I'D BE IN JAIL FOR SHOOTING SOMEBODY. 669 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:51,149 - GOD BLESS AMERICA. - I HAD SEX WITH HER. 670 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:55,253 WITH WHOM? 671 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:58,123 KATE SMITH, BEFORE SHE PUT ON THE WEIGHT. 672 00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:01,960 FROM THE MOUNTAINS TO HER PRAIRIES, SHE IS ONE HELL OF A RIDE. 673 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,598 SO, DENNY, WHAT HAPPENED? 674 00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:08,634 YOUR LOVE AFFAIR WITH GUNS BACK ON? 675 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:12,804 ALAN, LIVES WERE SAVED BECAUSE I WAS ARMED. 676 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:16,374 WE ALL SHOULD BE ARMED. EVERY CITIZEN SHOULD HAVE ONE STRAPPED TO HIS WAIST. 677 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,644 HELL, THE CRIMINALS ALL HAVE THEM. 678 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:22,213 THE ANSWER ISN'T LESS GUNS. IT'S MORE. 679 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:25,283 I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T THINK OF IT SOONER. 680 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,285 MAD COW. 681 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,656 SO... 682 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:33,024 HOW WAS IT WITH CH-CHELINA? 683 00:41:33,058 --> 00:41:35,861 INCREDIBLE PHEROMONES. 684 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:39,197 - MMM. - HAD I BEEN A MOTH, WE'D HAVE MATED AND DIED BY NOW. 685 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:42,634 OH. AND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S MELISSA. 686 00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:44,670 [ Chuckles ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF HER. 687 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,872 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE CHOICES. 688 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:52,110 THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO FINALLY MEET YOUR THERAPIST. 689 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,081 A MAN NEVER INTRODUCES HIS WIFE TO HIS MISTRESS. 690 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:58,183 THAT'S A SHAME. 691 00:41:58,216 --> 00:42:00,852 MAKES FOR A HELL OF A PARTY. [ Chuckles ] 692 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:06,257 SO, DO YOU THINK IT'S A SIGN OF ALZHEIMER'S... 693 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,594 IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU SHOT? 694 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:11,597 AS LONG AS YOU CAN REMEMBER WHO. 695 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,732 HMM. HMM. 696 00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:15,767 HMM. 697 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:25,677 NEXT ON BOSTON LEGAL. 698 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,112 BONJOUR, MES AMIS. 699 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:29,280 EDWIN POOLE IS BACK. 700 00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:31,583 EDWIN. 701 00:42:31,617 --> 00:42:34,185 - WELCOME BACK. - STOP MAKING IT ABOUT YOU. I NEED TO SUE. 702 00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:37,789 I NEED TO MAKE MONEY FOR THIS FIRM. FOR THAT I NEED A VICTIM. BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM! 703 00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:41,192 EDWIN, YOU SEEMED LESS CRAZY WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN. THANK YOU. 704 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:43,128 ALAN SHORE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 705 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:46,698 - THIS IS A PERSONAL GRUDGE. - YOU'RE ON TRIAL BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE LAW. 706 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:50,035 DENNY, I NEED YOU TO STAND UP BEFORE THAT JURY WHEN WE'RE DONE... 707 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,970 AND TELL THEM, "LET ALAN SHORE GO!" 708 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:54,105 I'LL DO IT. 709 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,875 [ Woman ] YOU STINKER!