1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:03,371 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:07,475 YOU KNOW WHY SHE DUMPED ME? BECAUSE I'M A LOUSY KISSER. MAYBE YOU COULD USE SOME... POINTERS. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,810 WE HAD SEX. YES. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,480 MR. MKEBA WAS ONLY ATTACKING ARMIS IN REVENGE. JERRY... 5 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,148 MY FIRST TRIAL, AND I BLEW IT! 6 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,317 I'VE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN A CASE 7 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,586 THAT WAS GOING AS BADLY AS THIS ONE. SO WHAT DO WE DO? 8 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,988 YOU COULD RUN. 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,525 DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE THAT MR. SHORE IS HIDING MR. MKEBA? NOT YET. 10 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,495 SORRY I'M LATE, GOOD PEOPLE. EDWIN. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 11 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:31,932 HUNKY-DORY. HUNKY-DORY. 12 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,802 *** 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,409 DID HE ESCAPE? 14 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,444 HE DID NOT. HE WAS RELEASED. 15 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,881 ARE WE TO ASSUME THAT HE'S RECOVERED? 16 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,383 WE ARE. GENTLE, SOOTHING TONES, 17 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,952 NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. WE DON'T WANT TO STARTLE HIM. 18 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,456 (elevator bell dings) 19 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,626 BONJOUR, MES AMIS. 20 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,629 EDWIN POOLE IS BACK. 21 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,132 EDWIN, WELCOME BACK. SHIRLEY. 22 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,767 EDWIN. PAUL. 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,469 EDWIN. 24 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,538 BRAD. (laughs) 25 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,440 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE-- WELL? 26 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,275 WELL, YES. 27 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,644 SHIRLEY, THIS IS FOR YOU. WHAT IS IT? 28 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:19,480 IT'S A SIGNED, CERTIFIED LETTER FROM NEW BEGINNINGS 29 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,450 STATING THAT I AM 100% MENTALLY HEALTHY. HOW LOVELY. 30 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,152 YOU HAD IT FRAMED. MM-HMM. 31 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:27,455 THAT WOULD MAKE YOU THE ONLY CERTIFIABLY SANE PERSON HERE. (laughs) 32 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,457 OH, MY GOD! 33 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,159 EDWIN POOLE. DENNY CRANE. 34 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,327 NAME ON THE DOOR. MINE, TOO. 35 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:35,062 CRANE... POOLE AND... 36 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,264 SCHMIDT. 37 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,766 (laughs) MAN, YOU LOOK GREAT. STILL MENTAL? 38 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,434 OVER IT. YOU? NEVER. MAD COW. 39 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,403 DENNY CRANE. EDWIN POOLE. 40 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,172 CRANE... POOLE AND... 41 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,639 SCHMIDT. (laughs) 42 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,775 TAKE A PICTURE. 43 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,244 (camera shutter clicks) 44 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:53,781 *** 45 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,778 SO, EDWIN... 46 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,515 IS THE PLAN TO COME BACK FULL-TIME? 47 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:30,351 BIG-TIME. I'M COMING BACK BIG-TIME. 48 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,485 AH. 49 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,020 SHIRLEY... 50 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,555 I MUST ADMIT, 51 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,557 DURING MY MANY LONG NIGHTS AT THE LAUGHING ACADEMY, 52 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,126 AS I LAY IN BED IN WANT-- 53 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,295 OH, YEAH-- IT HELPED TO THINK 54 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:45,233 OF ALL THOSE TIMES YOU AND I WERE... CARNAL. 55 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,900 WE WERE NEVER CARNAL. 56 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,169 BUT IT HELPED TO THINK OF IT JUST THE SAME. 57 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,971 EDWIN. I WOULD--YEAH? 58 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,973 IT'S IMPORTANT TO TAKE THINGS SLOW AT FIRST. 59 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,642 NO WORRIES. IT'S NOT LOST ON ME 60 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,644 HOW THE WORLD IS MOVING TOO FAST THESE DAYS. 61 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,580 EVERYONE ON THEIR P.D.A.s, THEIR CELL PHONES, 62 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,649 COMPETITION, OVERWORKED, UNDERPAID, 63 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,150 RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING. 64 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,818 I WAS JUST THE FIRST ONE 65 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,987 TO REACT TO THE ARTIFICIAL WAY WE'RE LIVING. 66 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,823 THE CANARY IN THE COAL MINE. THE SENSITIVE ONE. 67 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:10,924 (knock on door) 68 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,826 UM, THIS IS PHIL MICKLE. 69 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,229 HE'S HERE TO HOOK UP YOUR COMPUTER. 70 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,931 GOOD GOD. WILL YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT? (laughs) 71 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,833 PHIL, YOU REMEMBER EDWIN. 72 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,069 THE SENSITIVE ONE. 73 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:31,612 (police radio chatter) 74 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,757 (sighs) OKAY, LOOK, I PAID MY TAXES. 75 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,026 SO WHATEVER THIS IS ABOUT, I DID NOT DO IT. 76 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,796 WE'RE LOOKING FOR ALAN SHORE, PLEASE. 77 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,097 HUH. 78 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,299 ALAN! 79 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,233 MEN WITH GUNS, AGAIN. 80 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,735 IT WASN'T ME. 81 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,103 WHAT'S GOING ON? 82 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,138 ALAN SHORE? IT DEPENDS. 83 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,441 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. ARREST FOR WHAT? 84 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:01,975 AIDING AND ABETTING A FUGITIVE, 85 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,711 OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE AND CONSPIRACY 86 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,546 TO AID A DEFENDANT TO AVOID PROSECUTION. 87 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,548 YOU JUST DESCRIBED ANYONE 88 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,750 WHO'S EVER GIVEN MONEY TO TOM DeLAY. 89 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,719 OH, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 90 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,087 DO I HAVE TO? IT MAKES ME FEEL SO PRETENTIOUS. 91 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:17,625 ALAN, PLEASE DON'T JOKE. THEY DON'T... LOOK FUNNY. 92 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,427 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 93 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,161 MUST YOU? I'LL WAIVE READING. 94 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,234 I-I'LL GET YOU A LAWYER. 95 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,270 *** 96 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:40,448 *** 97 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,654 EVIDENTLY, HE ADVISED A CLIENT TO FLEE THE COUNTRY. 98 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,155 TOLD HIM TO GO WHERE? 99 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,490 NIMMO BAY. 100 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,824 THE ARRAIGNMENT'S AT 10:00. 101 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,826 WHICH I'LL HANDLE. WHICH YOU WON'T. 102 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,328 HE ASKED FOR ME, SHIRLEY. 103 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,163 WE BETTER CALL THE MANAGING PARTNERS 104 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:59,166 AND PRESENT THIS TO THEM BEFORE THEY HEAR IT ON THE NEWS. 105 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,668 BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 106 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,670 I DON'T DATE MEN AT THE OFFICE. 107 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,004 STUPID. 108 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,506 WELL, JUST THE SAME... 109 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:08,509 LOOK, IN ORDER FOR RELATIONS TO BE AS COMPATIBLE AS THEY WERE, 110 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,511 TWO PEOPLE-- OKAY, LET ME JUST STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 111 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:13,481 ANY MAN THAT I WOULD BE WITH, HE WOULD USE THE WORD "SEX." 112 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,982 HE WOULD NEVER SAY "RELATIONS," 113 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,485 AND CERTAINLY NOT TO DESCRIBE WHAT WE DID. 114 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:20,488 COME ON, BRAD. WE WERE LIKE A COUPLE OF WILD APES. 115 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,491 EXACTLY. AND IF YOU'RE SO QUICK TO MEASURE A MAN BY A KISS, 116 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,493 WHY NOT ATTACH A LITTLE BIT OF WEIGHT 117 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,994 TO HIS ABILITY TO INTERCOURSE? 118 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,996 I DON'T WANT TO SUE. STOP MAKING IT ABOUT YOU. 119 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,499 I NEED TO SUE. I NEED TO MAKE MONEY FOR THIS FIRM. 120 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,501 FOR THAT I NEED A VICTIM. BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM. 121 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,503 OF COURSE YOU ARE, PAUL. PHIL. 122 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,505 YOU'RE GIGANTIC. SOMETHING HAS GONE AMISS HERE. 123 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,507 PEOPLE SIMPLY DO NOT GROW THIS LARGE. 124 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,509 FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU NEED TO BLAME SOMEBODY. 125 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,744 THIS IS AMERICA. 126 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,713 *** 127 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:50,050 42444, THE COMMONWEALTH vs. ALAN SHORE. (Alan chuckles) 128 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,052 AIDING AND ABETTING-- (Alan) WAIVE READING, JUDGE. 129 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,521 THE CHARGES DEPRESS ME. 130 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,923 DOUGLAS KUPFER REPRESENTING THE COMMONWEALTH, YOUR HONOR. 131 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,593 WELL, WELL, WELL, NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 132 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,162 DENNY CRANE FOR THE DEFENSE. GLAD TO BE BACK, JUDGE. 133 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,597 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 134 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:06,099 LAST WEEK, HE WAS IN HERE DEFENDING YOU. 135 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,436 YES, JUDGE. HE GETS ME OFF, I GET HIM OFF. 136 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,337 WE'RE FLAMINGOS. DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL. 137 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,440 SILENCE. YOUR HONOR, THEY'VE ALREADY STARTED 138 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:15,108 MAKING A FARCE OUT OF THIS MATTER. 139 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,511 YOU MADE THE FARCE BY BRINGING THE CHARGES. SILENCE. 140 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,279 MR. SHORE, YOU ARE THE DEFENDANT. 141 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,182 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER POOP OUT OF YOU. 142 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,217 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 143 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,686 NOT GUILTY BY REASON 144 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,788 OF THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S INSANITY. ALL RIGHT, THEN. 145 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:31,459 WE'LL SCHEDULE-- THAT'S NOT A REAL PLEA. 146 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,627 NOT GUILTY, THEN. DO YOU WISH A TRIAL? 147 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,429 IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. SPEEDY. 148 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:37,965 THE COMMONWEALTH STANDS READY, YOUR HONOR. BAIL? 149 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,933 I ASK TO BE RELEASED ON MY OWN RECOGNIZANCE. 150 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,135 I ASSURE YOU I WILL NOT FLEE. 151 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,771 NO OBJECTION. 152 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,106 FINE. R.O.R. IS GRANTED. 153 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,710 WE'LL RESUME AT 10:00 TOMORROW. ADJOURNED. 154 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,211 THIS IS A HAPPY DAY. 155 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,314 YES. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ALWAYS BRING THEMSELVES DOWN, 156 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,816 MR. SHORE. 157 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,652 AND JUST IN CASE WE DON'T, WE'VE GOT YOU. 158 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,958 YOU'RE A DIABETIC? 159 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,927 YEAH. 160 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,896 SO YOU ARE A VICTIM. 161 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,564 WE CAN SUE. 162 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,432 BROTHER. 163 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:15,603 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE A REAL DISEASE. 164 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,138 WE'LL FILE IN THE MORNING. THIS IS WONDERFUL, PHIL. 165 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,141 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A VERY RICH MAN. 166 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,143 EDWIN, Y-YOU CAN'T SUE A DISEASE. 167 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,145 BUT HE HAS IT, SHIRLEY. THE MAN'S A DIABETIC. 168 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,647 I MEAN-- 169 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,649 BUT YOU CANNOT FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST DIABETES. 170 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,150 THAT'S A DISEASE. IT'S NOT-- 171 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,652 BUT THERE ARE FOUNDATIONS, OKAY? 172 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,654 WHAT ABOUT THE AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION? 173 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,656 THAT'S A DEEP POCKET. WE GO AFTER THEM. 174 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,157 THE AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION 175 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,159 IS TRYING TO CURE IT. THEY DON'T CAUSE IT. 176 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,529 SO THEY'LL SETTLE OUT OF COURT. TRUST ME. 177 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,831 THEY ALL PAY TO AVOID A TRIAL. 178 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,767 EDWIN, YOU SEEMED LESS CRAZY WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN. 179 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,335 THANK YOU. 180 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:52,272 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY TO RESUME THE PRACTICE OF LAW. 181 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,008 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 182 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:58,178 *** 183 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,351 I HAVE NO DEFENSE, DENNY. I BROKE THE LAW. 184 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:05,786 SO? 185 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,056 SO USUALLY IN THESE SITUATIONS, I GO WITH JURY NULLIFICATION-- 186 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,626 PERSUADE THE JURY TO FOCUS ON THE MORAL, NOT THE LEGAL. 187 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,628 BUT HERE, IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. 188 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:17,030 WHAT I DID WAS UNETHICAL, IMMORAL, ILLEGAL. 189 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,566 YOU'RE BEING SO NEGATIVE. 190 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,402 I NEED YOU TO CLOSE. 191 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,037 W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 192 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,039 I'LL TRY THE CASE, BUT AT THE END, 193 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,308 I NEED SOMEBODY ELSE TO STAND BEFORE THE JURY 194 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,310 AND SAY, "LET THE MAN GO." 195 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,479 AND YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT? 196 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,981 THERE WAS A DAY 197 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,651 WHEN ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY YOUR NAME. 198 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:40,220 THAT'S STILL ALL I DO. DENNY... 199 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,723 I FIND IN LIFE, AND I KNOW YOU MUST, 200 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,925 THAT CRAFT DOESN'T MATTER SO MUCH 201 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,927 IF ONE IS A BIG ENOUGH STAR. 202 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,096 YOU'VE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE GETTING AWAY 203 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,732 WITH WHO AND WHAT YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU'RE A STAR. 204 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,101 BIG STAR. I BLOW SOLAR FLARES OUT OF MY ASS. 205 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,103 I NEED YOUR STAR POWER HERE. 206 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,338 I NEED YOU STAND UP BEFORE THAT JURY WHEN WE'RE DONE, 207 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,674 AND TELL THEM, "LET ALAN SHORE GO." 208 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:01,909 REALLY? 209 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,878 I HAVE A GUT FEELING IT'S MY BEST SHOT. 210 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,387 LET HIM GO. 211 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,156 DENNY CRANE. 212 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,727 I'LL DO IT. 213 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,095 *** 214 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:31,138 *** 215 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,141 THEY HAVE OFFERED ME TWO YEARS IF I TESTIFY AGAINST YOU. 216 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,143 TWO YEARS FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER. 217 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,578 YES. AND YOU TOOK IT. 218 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,448 I HAVE A FAMILY. 219 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,951 ALAN... 220 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,585 I AM SO SORRY. 221 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:49,156 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SON. YOU LOOK AT ME. 222 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,626 WE KNOW WHERE YOUR FAMILY LIVES. DENNY. 223 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,963 MR. MKEBA, YOU'D BE INSANE NOT TO TAKE THAT DEAL. 224 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:59,833 ALL I CAN SAY TO YOU IS THAT IF YOU PLAN TO TELL THE TRUTH, 225 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,302 WHICH I THINK YOU SHOULD, PLEASE TELL IT EXACTLY. 226 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,937 TRY NOT TO MISQUOTE ME. 227 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:07,174 BECAUSE WE KNOW WHERE YOUR F-- DENNY. 228 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,810 WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEE YOU IN COURT. 229 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,279 I'M SORRY. 230 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,649 (elevator bell dings) 231 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:18,418 YOU SHOULDA LET ME BREAK HIM. YOU WERE BREAKING ME. 232 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,787 ALAN. 233 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,822 JERRY. I'M SO SORRY. 234 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,490 DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE TURNED QUISLING. 235 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,625 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. IF I HADN'T SCREWED UP THE CASE, 236 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,260 YOU NEVER WOULD'VE ADVISED HIM TO FLEE. 237 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,462 I FEEL SO TERRIBLY RESPONSIBLE. 238 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:32,532 JERRY, I MADE THE DECISION TO DO WHAT I DID HERE. 239 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,335 AS SUCH, I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. GOOD GOD, MAN. NOBODY DOES THAT. 240 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,140 I HAVE DONE IT. I HAVE CRACKED THE CASE. 241 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,142 I'LL ASSUME, FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, 242 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,643 ONE CANNOT SUE DIABETES. 243 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,112 THANK YOU. 244 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,815 BETTER TO SUE THE CAUSE OF THE DISEASE, 245 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,449 THE PROXIMATE CAUSE. 246 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,151 NOW THERE'S LAWYER TALK. 247 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,653 THANK YOU. SO I SAT DOWN WITH PETE LAST NIGHT. PHIL. 248 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,455 RIGHT. AND I WENT OVER HIS DIET, 249 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,457 GOING WAY BACK TO WHEN HE WAS A CHILD. 250 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,860 TOGETHER, WE DISSECTED HIS EATING HABITS, WHICH--HA HA. 251 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,795 SO I THINK WE FOUND IT. 252 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,998 WE FOUND THE CAUSE OF HIS DIABETES. 253 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,804 HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. WE'RE FILING TODAY. 254 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,140 YOU'RE SUING CORN SYRUP. YES, THE MAKERS OF IT. 255 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,743 DO THE MAKERS OF CORN SYRUP MARKET DIRECTLY TO THE PUBLIC? 256 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,244 WELL, NO. 257 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,146 BUT I-I-I DON'T SEE HOW-- ALL RIGHT. 258 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,647 (Denise) YOU'RE A PARTNER. 259 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,149 YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. YOU LECTURE ME 260 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,151 ON NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS. 261 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,086 MEANWHILE, YOU KEEP YOURS BOTTLED UP 262 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,587 LIKE ONE OF DENNY'S KIDNEY STONES. 263 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:31,191 OY. UH, YOU'RE TOUCHING ME. THAT'S BATTERY. WE HAD SEX. 264 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,193 HAPPY? 265 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,062 I SAID THE WORD. MM. 266 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,563 I AM 34 YEARS OLD. 267 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,598 WHEN I MEET A MAN, I THINK LONG-TERM. 268 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,434 IS HE POTENTIALLY THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN? 269 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,936 YOU'RE NOT. 270 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,372 EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, I'LL THINK, WHAT THE HELL. 271 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,374 HAVE SOME FUN IN THE SHORT-TERM. 272 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,376 BUT NOT WITH SOMEBODY FROM THE OFFICE. 273 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,279 TOO MESSY. TOO COMPLICATED. 274 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,748 WE SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 275 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,618 HE NEVER TOLD ME HE ADVISED MR. MKEBA 276 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,587 TO FLEE THE JURISDICTION. 277 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,089 HE DID NOT. HE DID NOT. 278 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,523 OKAY, OKAY. 279 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,525 WELL, AFTER MR. MKEBA DID FLEE, 280 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,095 DID THE DEFENDANT INDICATE TO YOU IN ANY OTHER WAY 281 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,097 THAT HE MIGHT HAVE PROFFERED THIS ADVICE? 282 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,765 NO. NO, NO, NO. 283 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,267 WELL, THEN CAN YOU TELL US, MR. ESPENSON, 284 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,469 WHY, AFTER MR. SHORE WAS ARRESTED, 285 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:20,273 DID YOU COME RACING TO ME TO SAY IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT 286 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,409 THAT MR. SHORE TOLD THE CLIENT TO RUN? 287 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:29,149 WHAT I SAID WAS, IF MR. SHORE GAVE SUCH ADVICE-- 288 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,951 AND I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE THAT HE DID-- 289 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,887 IT WAS MY FAULT SINCE I HAD SO TOTALLY SCREWED UP 290 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,990 MR. MKEBA'S TRIAL, LEAVING HIM NO OPTION BUT TO RUN. 291 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:40,127 MR. ESPENSON, DO YOU TYPICALLY TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 292 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,995 FOR WHAT OTHERS DO EVEN WHEN YOU THINK 293 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,832 THEY HAVEN'T DONE IT? 294 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,837 NOTHING FURTHER. 295 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,875 DENNY, NOT NOW. THE CLOSING. 296 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,645 NO QUESTIONS. 297 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:05,318 THE TRUTH IS, WE COULD SUE THE SOFT DRINK MANUFACTURERS 298 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,320 AND THE WHEAT AND CORN GROWERS 299 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,689 AND THE MAKERS OF ALL THOSE SUGARY CEREALS. 300 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,625 WE COULD EVEN, PERHAPS, SUE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 301 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,295 FOR NOT REGULATING THESE FOODS... DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 302 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,297 OF COURSE NOT. WE NEED TO CONTACT HIS DOCTOR, 303 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,699 FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. 304 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,801 ...START WITH L'IL JIMMEY'S YUM DINGERS 305 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,803 BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT BOB-- 306 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,940 PHIL. PHIL MICKLE GREW UP EATING MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 307 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,942 MY CLIENT HAS BEEN... HE'S SUING A SNACK CAKE? 308 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,112 CONSUMING THREE PACKAGES OF THESE DELICIOUS TREATS 309 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,281 EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE SINCE HE WAS 5 YEARS OLD. 310 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,649 AND WE ARE GOING TO PROVE THAT THEY 311 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,854 ARE AS DEADLY AS CIGARETTES. 312 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,189 DID YOU SEE THAT TURNOUT? 313 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,191 IT'LL BE ON EVERY NETWORK NEWS TONIGHT. 314 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,692 EDWIN POOLE IS BACK. 315 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,194 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S A NICHE, SHIRLEY. 316 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,695 I CAN FEEL IT. 317 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,198 I'M GONNA BE THE LAWYER WHO BRINGS DOWN BIG SUGAR. 318 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,699 EDWIN. YEAH? 319 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,334 HAVE A SEAT. OKAY. 320 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,669 (chuckles) 321 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,338 AH. 322 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,473 EDWIN. HMM? 323 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,410 YOU JUST SUED THE LILLIAN CORPORATION. 324 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,813 AND IT FEELS GOOD. YOU CALLED THEIR SNACK CAKES POISON, 325 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,316 DEADLIER THAN CIGARETTES. I STAND BEHIND IT. 326 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,985 THEY COULD SUE YOU, EDWIN. AND US. 327 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,988 OH, STOP IT. DON'T BE SILLY. I HAVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY. 328 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,990 ONLY FOR WHAT YOU SAY IN COURT. 329 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,993 THAT IMMUNITY DOES NOT EXTEND TO PRESS CONFERENCES, EDWIN. 330 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,096 YOU JUST ACCUSED THE WORLD'S LARGEST 331 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,597 VERTICALLY INTEGRATED CONGLOMERATE 332 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,266 OF SELLING POISON. 333 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,002 AND YOU DID IT IN YOUR CAPACITY 334 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,438 AS A LAWYER OF THIS LAW FIRM. 335 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:35,108 *** 336 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:47,287 *** 337 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,094 THEY BROUGHT A MOTION TO DISMISS, 338 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,929 AND THEY'VE COUNTERCLAIMED FOR DEFAMATION. 339 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,231 NOW WE'RE THE TARGET. 340 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,933 THEY DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME. 341 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,035 THEY'RE ALSO DEPOSING PHIL THIS MORNING. 342 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,536 WHAT ABOUT NOTICE? 343 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,106 I WAIVED IT IN THE HOPES OF GETTING THEM IN THE ROOM TODAY. 344 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,976 IF WE AGREE TO DISMISS PHIL'S CLAIM, 345 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,111 MAYBE I CAN GET THEM TO DROP THE SUIT AGAINST US, 346 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,113 AND THIS WHOLE THING WILL GO AWAY. 347 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,049 NOW HOW DO WE GET EDWIN TO GO AWAY? 348 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,051 LET'S JUST DEAL WITH THIS CASE FIRST, 349 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,553 THEN WE'LL TURN TO EDWIN. 350 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,223 (groans) 351 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,060 MR. SHORE INFORMED ME THAT WE WOULD LOSE THE TRIAL, 352 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,562 AND THAT I WOULD BE CONVICTED. 353 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,664 OF ATTEMPTED MURDER? YES. 354 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,634 MM-HMM. WHAT ELSE DID MR. SHORE SAY, MR. MKEBA? 355 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,337 HE TOLD ME THAT PERHAPS MY ONLY OPTION 356 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,472 AT AVOIDING PRISON WAS TO RUN, 357 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:42,475 BUT AS A MEMBER OF THE BAR, HE COULD NOT ADVISE ME TO DO SO. 358 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,477 NOW YOU INTERPRETED MR. SHORE'S STATEMENT 359 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,480 TO MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD FLEE THE JURISDICTION? 360 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,916 OBJECTION. LEADING. SUSTAINED. 361 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,918 HOW DID YOU INTERPRET MR. SHORE'S STATEMENT? 362 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,587 AND I WOULD REMIND YOU, SIR, YOU ARE UNDER OATH. 363 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,524 I GUESS I FELT THAT 364 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,927 IF HE WERE IN MY SHOES, HE WOULD RUN. 365 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,030 BUT AS A LAWYER, 366 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,598 HE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO ADVISE ME TO DO SO. 367 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,934 YES, AND AS A RESULT OF THIS COMMUNICATION 368 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,536 WITH MR. SHORE, 369 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,138 WHAT DID YOU DO? 370 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,606 I FLED TO CANADA. YOU WERE CAPTURED AND BROUGHT BACK? 371 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,475 YES. 372 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,077 THANK YOU, SIR. 373 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,649 DENNY, NOT UNTIL THE CLOSE. 374 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,954 SO, MR. MKEBA, AS I UNDERSTAND IT, 375 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,357 I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU 376 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,625 I COULD NOT ADVISE YOU TO RUN? 377 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,961 THAT'S CORRECT. 378 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,629 NOTHING FURTHER. 379 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,964 MR. KUPFER? 380 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,201 THE PROSECUTION RESTS, YOUR HONOR. 381 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,902 THE WITNESS IS EXCUSED. 382 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,475 YOUR HONOR, AT THIS TIME, THE DEFENSE MOVES 383 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,977 FOR A DIRECTED VERDICT OF NOT GUILTY. 384 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,080 THE PROSECUTION HAS FAILED TO MAKE A CASE. DENIED. 385 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,982 FINE, THEN WE'D LIKE TO CALL OUR FIRST WITNESS. 386 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,419 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- A.D.A. DOUGLAS KUPFER. 387 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,321 YOU CAN'T CALL HIM. 388 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,022 IT'S NOT UNPRECEDENTED, YOUR HONOR, 389 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,092 ESPECIALLY WHEN DEFENSE GOES TO BIAS. 390 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,094 THE ONLY REASON I'M ON TRIAL-- OBJECTION. 391 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,095 SUSTAINED. 392 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,763 MR. SHORE, THE COURT INSTRUCTED YOU 393 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,765 NOT TO POOP. 394 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,301 SIDEBAR, JUDGE. 395 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,375 THE ONLY REASON I'M ON TRIAL IS HIM. 396 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,678 I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CROSS-EXAMINE HIM ON MOTIVE. 397 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,515 MY COURTROOM WILL NOT BE TURNED INTO A SIDESHOW. 398 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,850 I TOLD YOU-- 399 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,353 YOUR HONOR, I HAVE NO PROBLEM TESTIFYING. 400 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,355 IN FACT, SINCE MR. SHORE RANG THE BIAS BELL 401 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,956 IN FRONT OF THE JURY, 402 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,925 I'D APPRECIATE THE CHANCE TO REFUTE THE ATTACK. 403 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,761 IT IS HIGHLY UNORTHODOX-- 404 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:45,098 YES, BUT AS MR. SHORE POINTED OUT, NOT UNPRECEDENTED. 405 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,634 YOUR HONOR, LET'S JUST DO THIS. 406 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,970 LET THE, UH, DEFENDANT TAKE HIS SHOT. 407 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,941 AH... 408 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,444 I THINK IF WE AGREE TO WITHDRAW THE CASE NOW 409 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,279 BEFORE GENERATING MASSIVE ATTORNEY FEES-- 410 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,314 IT'S A LITTLE LATE TO BE SINGING 411 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,316 "LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF," MS. SCHMIDT. 412 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,552 YOUR COLLEAGUE DECLARED US TO BE POISON MANUFACTURERS 413 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,620 TO THE WHOLE WORLD. 414 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,889 WHICH HE REGRETS. I DO. 415 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,224 IT WAS ALL MY IDEA. 416 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,326 YES, WELL, IF ONLY CONTRITION COULD MAKE US WHOLE. 417 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,129 WE HAVE ASSEMBLED TO CONDUCT MR. MICKLE'S DEPOSITION. 418 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,465 YOU WAIVED NOTICE. I SEE-- LOOK, IF THIS GOES FORWARD, 419 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,501 IT WILL ONLY BRING MORE PUBLICITY TO AN IDEA THAT-- 420 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,503 MR. MICKLE IS NOT THE FIRST OVERWEIGHT PERSON 421 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,139 TO PIN THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS OBESITY ON US. 422 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,308 WE LOOK AT IT AS TEST CASE. 423 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,610 NOW, SHOULD WE PROCEED WITH THE DEPOSITION, 424 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,645 OR SHOULD WE TAKE A BREAK FOR A SNACK? 425 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,013 (laughs) 426 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,383 (coughs) 427 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,354 LET'S DISMISS AND THEN PAY COURT COSTS. 428 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,089 I DON'T WANT TO SETTLE. 429 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,925 PHIL, IF THEY GO AFTER YOU FOR DEFAMATION-- THEY ALREADY ARE. 430 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,127 THE FIGHT IS ON. 431 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,364 *** 432 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,635 SO HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE ME TO YOUR FRIENDS? 433 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,136 I'M CURIOUS. 434 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,638 I REALLY DON'T SEE 435 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,640 WHAT DIFFERENCE THAT WOULD MAKE. 436 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,941 I'D LIKE TO KNOW. 437 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,109 BRAD. 438 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,777 I'D LIKE TO KNOW, PLEASE. OKAY. 439 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,279 WELL, UM... 440 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,981 I GUESS I WOULD DESCRIBE YOU AS, UH... 441 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,950 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. 442 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,286 YOU THINK I'M BUZZ LIGHTYEAR? 443 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,388 YOU'RE VERY MILITARY. 444 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,390 BRAD, MY IDEA OF HOW TO WIND DOWN 445 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,892 AFTER A TOUGH DAY IS TO POUR A GLASS OF WINE, 446 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,462 LIGHT A CANDLE AND GET INTO A HOT BUBBLE BATH 447 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,963 WITH MY PARTNER. 448 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,965 CAN YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF DOING THAT? 449 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,968 WELL, IT'S JUST ALCOHOL AND EXTREME TEMPERATURES. 450 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,470 WE'RE COMPLETE OPPOSITES. 451 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,972 YOU KNOW THAT. COME ON. 452 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,276 YOU HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA OF WHO I AM. 453 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,053 I'M NOT SAYING I GOT FAT ONLY BECAUSE OF L'IL JIMMEY'S. 454 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:51,057 I ATE THE BAD CEREALS, SODA POPS, BROWNIES, COOKIES. 455 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,925 I'VE HAD A SWEET TOOTH SINCE I WAS 2. 456 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,329 YES, BUT L'IL JIMMEY'S IS THE ONLY ONE THAT YOU'RE SUING. 457 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,998 WELL, I WAS ADDICTED TO THEM. YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I HAD 458 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,734 A SUGAR LOW OR I WAS FEELIN' DEPRESSED, 459 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,903 UH, I'D EAT-- I'D EAT A BOX OF 'EM. 460 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,006 AND THAT'S WHAT CAUSED YOUR DIABETES? 461 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,441 SHE'S A SKINNY. PHIL. 462 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,610 NO, I-I KNOW THE WAY SKINNIES THINK OF FAT PEOPLE. 463 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,745 AND DIABETICS, LIKE LUNG CANCER VICTIMS 464 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:16,082 AND SMOKERS-- "WE DID IT TO OURSELVES," RIGHT? 465 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,184 WELL, I DIDN'T EAT THREE BOXES A DAY. 466 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,120 DID YOU READ THE LABELS ON THOSE BOXES, MR. MICKLE? 467 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,522 DID YOU SEE THE CALORIE COUNT? 468 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,956 WERE YOU ABLE TO PERFORM BASIC MATH? 469 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,125 I WAS ADDICTED, THIN MINT. ALL RIGHT. 470 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,428 LET THE RECORD REFLECT THAT HE CALLED ME FOOD. 471 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,430 A COOKIE, NO LESS. MS. MARINO, YOU'VE BEEN RUDE. 472 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,433 AND I MIGHT ALSO POINT OUT THAT WE ARE NOT THE FIRST PEOPLE 473 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,768 TO CONNECT JUNK FOOD WITH DIABETES. 474 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,971 DID A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL EVER CONNECT YOUR DIABETES, 475 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,973 SPECIFICALLY, TO L'IL JIMMEY'S SNACK CAKES? 476 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,776 WELL, M-MY DOCTOR SAID MY INTAKE OF SUGAR WAS TOO HIGH AND-- 477 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,112 BUT DID HE CONNECT SPECIFICALLY YOUR DIABETES-- 478 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,981 YES! HE KNEW I WAS EATING BOX AFTER BOX OF L'IL JIMMEY'S, 479 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,083 AND HE TOLD ME TO STOP, BUT I WAS ADDICTED. 480 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,953 DID HE USE THE WORD "ADDICTED," OR IS THAT YOURS? 481 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,254 IT'S MINE. 482 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,123 DID HE EVER SAY, "EAT LESS"? 483 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,925 OBJECTION! RUDENESS. 484 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,927 WHAT? YOU CAN ANSWER. 485 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,463 AND WHEN YOU CLAIM OUR PRODUCT POISONED YOU, 486 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,965 DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE OF THAT? 487 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,934 DO YOU TALK DISMISSIVE LIKE THAT 488 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,936 TO EVERYBODY, OR--OR JUST ME? 489 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,938 I WASN'T IN A DISMISSIVE MOOD 490 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,441 WHEN YOU TRIED TO WIGGLE OUT OF THIS LAWSUIT, WAS I? YOU KNOW WHAT, VIVIAN? 491 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,677 YOU'RE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. 492 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,846 YOUR CLIENT SUED US. WHAT'D YOU THINK, 493 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,781 I WAS GONNA COME IN HERE ALL SUGAR AND SPICE? 494 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,783 OH, WELL, PERHAPS YOU WOULD'VE LIKED THAT. 495 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:27,086 CONSIDER MY WILLINGNESS TO DROP THIS CASE REVOKED, 496 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,655 YOU SKINNY LITTLE BITCH. 497 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,094 YOU WERE WONDERFUL, SHIRLEY. NO, I'M SERIOUS. 498 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,096 YOU WERE BRILLIANT. MY GOD, IT WAS... 499 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,598 WHAT'S THE WORD? YOU, UH... 500 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,100 ESCALATED A SITUATION I WAS HOPING TO QUASH? 501 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,602 THAT'S IT. 502 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,103 EDWIN. YO! 503 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,105 DO YOU HAVE ANY MEDICAL OR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH 504 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,307 TO BACK THE CLAIMS LAID OUT IN YOUR COMPLAINT? 505 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,309 NOT A SHRED, BUT WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 506 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,211 WE'LL DO THAT RESEARCH, YOU AND I, 507 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,213 BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL LIKE THE OLD DAYS, HUH? 508 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,215 YOU MAY NOT GET AN OPPORTUNITY 509 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,351 TO DO RESEARCH IF THE CLAIM IS DISMISSED TOMORROW, 510 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,453 WHICH, AT THE MOMENT, SEEMS EXTREMELY LIKELY. 511 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,455 TOSH. 512 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,358 EDWIN, HAVE YOU PREPARED ANYTHING FOR THE HEARING? 513 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,193 NOT A THING. 514 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,196 OKAY, THEN, I'LL-- 515 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,465 I'LL HAVE TO PREPARE SOMETHING MYSELF. 516 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,534 YES! UH, AND--AND, EDWIN. 517 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,469 HMM? I'LL NEED YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE 518 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,304 SO THAT I CAN CONCENTRATE. 519 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,072 YES. 520 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,808 AND, EDWIN. HMM? 521 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,044 WHAT I REALLY NEED IS FOR YOU NOT TO SUE 522 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,546 ANYONE ELSE. 523 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,681 YES. (laughs) 524 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:31,551 YOU CAN DO IT, SHIRLEY. I KNOW YOU CAN. 525 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,119 THANK YOU. 526 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,395 YOU'RE THINKING. 527 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:45,264 THERE WAS A DAY I USED TO DO THAT. 528 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,935 I'M THINKING THIS MAY BE A MISTAKE, 529 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,103 PUTTING KUPFER ON THE STAND. 530 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,605 IT GIVES HIM THE OPPORTUNITY 531 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,273 TO PUT PRIOR BAD ACTS IN EVIDENCE, 532 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,242 WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY WHY HE SO READILY AGREED. 533 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,445 IF HE DOES THAT, HE GIVES YOU GROUNDS FOR A MISTRIAL. 534 00:22:58,478 --> 00:22:59,946 NOT IF I'VE OPENED THE DOOR. 535 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,048 I'VE GOTTA BE VERY CAREFUL, DENNY. 536 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,050 I COULD END UP SINKING MYSELF HERE, 537 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,352 WHICH, I HAVE A FEELING, HE KNOWS ALL TOO WELL. 538 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,455 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST REST. 539 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,923 HIS CASE IS THIN. 540 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,425 BUT POSSIBLY ENOUGH. 541 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,427 AND IF I LOSE, NEVER MIND JAIL. 542 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,062 THESE ARE FELONY CHARGES. 543 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,431 MY LAW CAREER WOULD BE OVER. 544 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,633 AND THAT NEVER USED TO BOTHER ME. 545 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,635 WELL, IT BOTHERS YOU BECAUSE AS YOU GET OLDER, 546 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:24,103 YOUR PRIORITIES CHANGE. 547 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,774 YOU BEGIN TO REALIZE... WHAT REALLY MATTERS-- 548 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:29,308 MONEY. 549 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,546 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LOOK SO NERVOUS. 550 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,115 WELL, EXCEPT FOR NIGHT TERRORS AND THE CLOWNS 551 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,117 AND THE GIRL AND THE WORD SALAD. 552 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,552 I'VE NEVER KIDDED MYSELF. 553 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,054 I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN HOW IT WOULD END FOR ME. 554 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,156 I'M JUST NOT READY FOR IT YET. 555 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:47,460 BUT WHAT YOU KEEP FORGETTING 556 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,462 IS AT THE END OF THE DAY, 557 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:52,098 YOU ALWAYS HAVE ME. 558 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,810 *** 559 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,788 I'M INTO ROCK CLIMBING, COMPETITIVE BIKING. 560 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,290 I WANT A WOMAN WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH ME 561 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,292 BOTH PHYSICALLY AS WELL AS INTELLECTUALLY 562 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,795 AND WHO IS ALSO INCREDIBLY HOT. 563 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,296 THAT'S WHO I AM. 564 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,499 I'VE GIVEN IT SOME THOUGHT, AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 565 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,501 THERE'S NO ROMANTIC FUTURE BETWEEN US. 566 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:31,370 I VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP. I DON'T WANT TO SCREW THAT UP. 567 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,606 SO IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH GOING BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE, 568 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,975 SO AM I. JUST FRIENDS? 569 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:38,545 JUST FRIENDS. 570 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:51,323 CONSPIRACY TO AID A DEFENDANT TO AVOID PROSECUTION. 571 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:53,325 ISN'T THAT A DEFENSE LAWYER'S JOB? 572 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,161 WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THE LAW. 573 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:58,197 OKAY, BUT CERTAINLY, IF I WERE TO ADVISE A CLIENT, 574 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,900 DO NOT TELL THE POLICE THE TRUTH, THAT WOULD BE OKAY? 575 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,570 BUT IF YOU ADVISED HIM TO LIE, IT WOULD NOT. 576 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,638 AND YOU TOOK IT A STEP FURTHER. 577 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,473 YOU ADVISED YOUR CLIENT 578 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,642 TO JUMP BAIL, TO FLEE THE JURISDICTION. 579 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,478 NO, I TOLD HIM IT WAS HIS ONLY OPTION. SAME THING. 580 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,480 NO, BUT COME ON, IF THE CLIENT COMES TO ME 581 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,916 AND SAYS, "GEE, AS I LOOK AT THINGS, 582 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,052 IT SEEMS MY ONLY REAL SHOT AT AVOIDING PRISON IS TO RUN," 583 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:22,054 AND IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE, 584 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,256 I HAVE A LEGAL OBLIGATION TO LIE TO MY CLIENT, 585 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,825 TO DISAGREE? NO, BUT-- 586 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,261 AND YET IF I AGREE, I'VE COMMITTED A CRIME? IF THAT AGREEMENT 587 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:32,431 CAN BE CONSTRUED AS ADVISING HIM TO FLEE, 588 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,333 YES, IT'S A CRIME, AND BY THE WAY, 589 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,003 YOUR CLIENT DIDN'T COME TO YOU AND LAY IT ALL OUT. 590 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,005 YOU LAID IT OUT TO HIM, WHICH CROSSES THE LINE. 591 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,407 I EXPRESSLY TOLD HIM I WAS NOT ALLOWED 592 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,843 TO ADVISE HIM TO FLEE. 593 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,345 WHILE CONVEYING TO HIM ALL THE WHILE THAT 594 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,847 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE SHOULD DO. 595 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,849 BUT I'M A KIDDER. YOU KNOW THAT. 596 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:54,787 I OFFERED YOU $10,000 TO DROP THIS, DID I NOT? 597 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:57,757 YES, AS EITHER A TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT TO ENTRAP ME 598 00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:01,093 OR A DEMENTED PLAN TO HAVE ME RECUSED. 599 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,562 THE POINT IS, YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. 600 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,032 BUT YOU CLAIM I WAS SERIOUS WITH MR. MKEBA. 601 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:09,135 YOU SEEM TO KNOW THIS BEYOND ALL REASONABLE DOUBT, IN FACT, 602 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:12,538 WHICH, GIVEN YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE-- DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE FOOLING ANYBODY? 603 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,540 DO YOU, MR. KUPFER? THIS IS A PERSONAL GRUDGE. 604 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,275 NO, IT ISN'T. HOWEVER MUCH I-- 605 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,710 IT'S BECOMING JIBBER-JABBER. 606 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,546 DID YOU NOT SAY IN JUDGE THOMPSON'S COURTROOM 607 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,915 TWO WEEKS AGO 608 00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:24,784 THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ME SUFFER? 609 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,285 NO. 610 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,587 YOU SAID YOUR ONLY FEAR WAS THAT SOMEONE WOULD STAB ME 611 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,890 BEFORE YOU WOULD GET THE CHANCE TO TAKE ME DOWN. 612 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,892 IS IT YOUR TESTIMONY TO THIS JURY 613 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,662 THAT YOU DO NOT HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST ME? 614 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:38,064 IT'S MY TESTIMONY THAT THAT GRUDGE IS NOT IN PLAY. 615 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,266 IT'S NOT IN PLAY? NO, IT IS NOT. 616 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:41,734 ADMITTEDLY, I DO NOT LIKE YOU. 617 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,569 IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO BE PROSECUTING YOU-- 618 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,105 YOU DESPISE ME. ALL RIGHT. 619 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,640 TELL US WHY. 620 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:50,977 (laughs) OH, YOU WOULD LOVE FOR ME TO TELL YOU WHY. 621 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,846 THAT WOULD BE GROUNDS FOR A MISTRIAL. NO. 622 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,748 MY GRUDGE MAKES THIS PROSECUTION 623 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,483 A LITTLE MORE THRILLING, 624 00:26:57,516 --> 00:27:00,519 BUT YOU'RE ON TRIAL BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE LAW. 625 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:03,589 OBJECTION. CALLS FOR A LEGAL RULING. SUSTAINED. 626 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,624 YOU ADVISED A CLIENT ACCUSED OF ATTEMPTED MURDER TO FLEE. 627 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:06,959 THAT'S A CRIME. OBJECTION. 628 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,962 SUSTAINED. PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE THE STAND NOW, 629 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:12,598 PUT YOUR CHARACTER IN ISSUE? 630 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,934 MY CLIENT TRUSTED ME TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH, 631 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,603 WHICH TRUST I HONORED. 632 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,039 THAT'S MY CHARACTER, MR. KUPFER. 633 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,115 WELL, THEY CALENDARED THE MEETING 634 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,616 FOR LATER ON THIS AFTERNOON. 635 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,651 NO, I KNOW IT'S BOGUS. 636 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,026 BUT I COULD BE THERE IN ABOUT A HALF-HOUR. 637 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:42,929 I LOVE IT WHEN HE GOES TO COURT. 638 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:54,941 *** 639 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,812 NO DOCTOR OR MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL 640 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,749 HAS EVER LINKED HIS DIABETES TO L'IL JIMMEY'S SNACK CAKES. 641 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,751 AND EVEN IF THEY COULD, SO WHAT? 642 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,753 ALL THE INFORMATION MR. MICKLE NEEDED 643 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,755 TO MAKE HIS INFORMED DIETARY DECISION 644 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,823 WAS RIGHT THERE ON THE LABEL. 645 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:14,660 MY GOD, WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO START TAKING RESPONSIBILITY? 646 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,163 THIS MAN SNORTED DOWN THREE BOXES A DAY, 647 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:20,332 NOT TO MENTION THE SOFT DRINKS AND THE POTATO CHIPS. 648 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,434 THE ONLY EXERCISE HE GOT WAS REACHING FOR THE COOKIE JAR, 649 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:25,004 AND HE WANTS TO BLAME US? THEN WHAT? 650 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,505 WE OUTLAW DESSERTS ALTOGETHER. 651 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,007 WE CRIMINALIZE THE CUPCAKE 652 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,109 BECAUSE PEOPLE CANNOT BE EXPECTED 653 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:31,610 TO EAT IN MODERATION. 654 00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:34,113 IT'S RIDICULOUS. 655 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:37,216 MR. MICKLE WANTS TO BE ABLE TO SNACK AND SUE. 656 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:40,119 HE WANTS TO HAVE HIS CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO, 657 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:42,188 AND ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 658 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,690 THAT'S ONE WORD THIS PLAINTIFF CAN'T SEEM TO APPRECIATE-- 659 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,793 ENOUGH. 660 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,466 "YELLOW DYE TARTRAZINE," 661 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,468 WHICH IS A COAL TAR DERIVATIVE, 662 00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:59,038 "BLUE DYE TRIPHENYLMETHANE," 663 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,040 WHICH IS A PETROLEUM-BASED PRODUCT. 664 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,542 "RED DYE CARMINIC ACID," WHICH IS DERIVED 665 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,077 FROM THE CARCASSES OF THE COCHINEAL BEETLE. 666 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,746 I'M SORRY. DID YOU SAY THE COCHINEAL BEETLE? 667 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:09,148 CARCASSES, THAT'S RIGHT. 668 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:12,718 "PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OR ANIMAL SHORTENING," 669 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,720 WHICH IS BEEF FAT, PORK GELATIN, 670 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,490 WHICH IS MADE FROM BOILED BONES, TENDONS AND SKIN OF PIGS. 671 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:21,060 UH, SO FAR, WE'RE UP TO MOTOR OIL, 672 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,262 BUGS, ROAD TAR AND PIG BONES. 673 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,731 SO FAR SHE HASN'T NAMED A THING THAT ISN'T 674 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,267 IN THE MAJORITY OF COOKIES AND SNACK CAKES. 675 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,469 (chuckles) AND ISN'T THAT SCARY? 676 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:32,805 NO, WHAT'S SCARY IS THAT WE'RE BEING SINGLED OUT. 677 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:34,573 YES, IT HAS US ALL TERRIFIED. 678 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,243 MAY I CONTINUE? 679 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,245 "BLEACHED WHITE FLOUR"-- THE COMMON INGREDIENT 680 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,313 USED TO BLEACH FLOUR IS CHLORIDE OXIDE, 681 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:43,749 THE USE OF WHICH HAS BEEN LINKED 682 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,751 TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PANCREAS 683 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,254 AND A FORM OF TYPE 2 DIABETES. 684 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,755 AND FINALLY, THE BIGGIE, 685 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,824 "HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP." 686 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:53,325 THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT METABOLIZE 687 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:55,327 AS A NORMAL SUGAR IN THE BODY, 688 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,964 AND IT PREVENTS A CERTAIN HORMONE, LEPTIN, 689 00:29:57,997 --> 00:29:59,531 FROM REACHING THE BRAIN. 690 00:29:59,565 --> 00:30:03,135 THIS HORMONE NORMALLY SENDS A SIGNAL TO THE BRAIN 691 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:05,371 THAT YOUR STOMACH IS FULL AND TELLS YOU TO STOP EATING, 692 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:08,374 BUT WHENEVER YOU EAT ANYTHING WITH HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, 693 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,376 YOUR BRAIN THINKS IT'S NOT FULL, 694 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:14,613 AND SO YOU KEEP EATING AND EATING AND EATING. 695 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,516 THIS PRODUCT, LIKE MANY DESSERT CAKES, 696 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,852 IS ADDICTIVE AND CAUSES DIABETES, 697 00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:21,854 AND THAT IS WHAT THIS LAWSUIT WILL SHOW. 698 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:23,822 AS FOR DEFENSE COUNSEL'S REMARK 699 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:27,960 THAT THE WHOLE THING IS RIDICULOUS... IS IT? 700 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:31,797 THE RATE OF DIABETES HAS INCREASED 80% 701 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,000 IN THE LAST DECADE. 702 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:37,069 NEARLY 21 MILLION AMERICANS HAVE DIABETES. 703 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:40,072 ONE IN THREE CHILDREN WILL GET IT IN THEIR LIFETIME. 704 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:44,343 I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN-- ONE IN THREE CHILDREN. 705 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,578 THESE COMPANIES ARE CORPORATE DRUG DEALERS. 706 00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,915 THEIR PRODUCTS ARE KILLING OUR CHILDREN. 707 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:51,750 OBJECTION. THIS IS BEYOND INFLAMMATORY. 708 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,752 IS IT? ONE IN THREE CHILDREN? 709 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,421 YOU MARKET TO CHILDREN. 710 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:58,257 AT LEAST TOBACCO COMPANIES SAY ON THE PACKAGES 711 00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,758 THAT CIGARETTES CAN KILL YOU. 712 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,760 (laughs) AND YOU HAVE THE TEMERITY 713 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:07,066 TO ACCUSE MY CLIENT OF NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY? 714 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:10,569 *** 715 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:24,616 *** 716 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:29,088 HE EFFECTIVELY COUNSELED HIS CLIENT 717 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:31,757 TO SKIP TRIAL AND RUN. 718 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:34,393 NOW HE PREFACED THIS BY SAYING 719 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:37,396 HE WAS NOT LEGALLY PERMITTED TO GIVE SUCH ADVICE, 720 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,065 BUT COME ON. 721 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:41,067 HE GAVE IT ALL THE SAME. 722 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,402 AND THE CLIENT DID, IN FACT, FLEE. 723 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:47,473 NOW DO I HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST THE DEFENDANT? 724 00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:48,975 YES, I DO. 725 00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:51,777 BUT AS I SAID IN THAT WITNESS CHAIR, 726 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:54,613 WE ARE NOT HERE TODAY BECAUSE OF MY HARD FEELINGS. 727 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:59,118 WE ARE HERE BECAUSE ALAN SHORE BROKE THE LAW... 728 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:01,988 A LAW HE IS NOT ABOVE, 729 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:05,557 A LAW THAT THE 12 OF YOU... 730 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:08,827 TOOK AN OATH TO UPHOLD. 731 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,768 (cracks neck) 732 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,106 DENNY. 733 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:21,240 HMM? 734 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,641 IT'S THE CLOSING. 735 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,676 THIS WOULD BE THE TIME TO TALK. 736 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:31,517 PREGNANT PAUSE, MAN. 737 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,495 WHO THE HELL ARE WE KIDDING? 738 00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,497 DEFENSE ATTORNEYS MAKE THEIR LIVING 739 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:48,534 HELPING THEIR CLIENTS GET AWAY WITH MURDER. 740 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,369 WE PUT RAPISTS BACK ON THE STREET, 741 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:51,803 KNOWING THEY'RE GONNA RAPE AGAIN. 742 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,506 LET'S NOT PRETEND WE DON'T AID AND ABET CRIME. 743 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:58,444 THE KEY IS, MAKE SURE WE COVER OUR ASSES. 744 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,280 ATTORNEYS DO THAT BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 745 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,782 NOW, UH, ALAN SHORE COVERED HIS. 746 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:07,019 HE KNEW HE COULDN'T LEGALLY ADVISE MR. MKEBA TO RUN, 747 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:10,122 AND HE EXPRESSLY SAID HE COULDN'T GIVE HIM SUCH ADVICE. 748 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:14,693 DID MR. MKEBA GET THE MESSAGE ANYWAY? 749 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:19,531 SURE. BUT TECHNICALLY, ALAN SHORE DIDN'T BREAK THE LAW. 750 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:22,801 ASS COVERED, OVER AND OUT. NOT GUILTY. SIMPLE AS THAT. 751 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,903 OH, AND HERE'S ANOTHER THING... 752 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:27,306 ABOUT ASSES. 753 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,376 NOT YOU. WE'LL GET TO YOU IN A SECOND. 754 00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:33,079 IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH SUCCESS AGAINST THE D.A.'s OFFICE, 755 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,047 AND--AND ALAN SHORE HAS HAD A LOT, 756 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:37,349 ESPECIALLY AGAINST THIS PUTZ-- BEATS HIM EVERY TIME. OBJECTION. 757 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:39,685 SUSTAINED. MR. CRANE... 758 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:42,921 I'M SORRY, YOUR HONOR. 759 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,191 TOO MUCH SUCCESS, EVENTUALLY, 760 00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:49,261 YOU GET A GIANT BULL'S-EYE PAINTED ON YOUR BOTTOM. 761 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:50,729 (laughter) 762 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,531 OBJECTION. SUSTAINED. 763 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,233 MR. CRANE! 764 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,602 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT, YOUR HONOR. 765 00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:58,104 ALAN SHORE WAS A TARGET. 766 00:33:58,137 --> 00:34:01,840 HE'S GOT A BIGGER BULL'S-EYE ON HIS ASS THAN I HAVE ON MINE, 767 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,111 AND THIS MAN, DOUGLAS KUPFER, IS AIMING FOR IT. 768 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,379 SAID HE WANTED TO STAB HIM. THAT'S SUBTLE. 769 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,515 THIS IS A VENDETTA. 770 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,118 HE WANTS MY CLIENT ANY WAY HE CAN GET HIM. 771 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:14,253 THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE'RE HERE. OVER AND OUT. 772 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,788 REASONABLE DOUBT. YOU ALL KNOW THAT. 773 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,191 LAST NAME, CRANE. FIRST NAME, DENNY. 774 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,760 NOT GUILTY. 775 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,795 OVER AND OUT. 776 00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:26,832 *** 777 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:38,444 I'VE READ THE COMPLAINT. 778 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:40,279 I CAN SEE NO DETAILED EVIDENCE 779 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:43,282 WHICH WOULD ALLOW ME TO HOLD THE DEFENDANT LIABLE. 780 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:45,784 NOR CAN I CONCLUDE THESE CHARGES CANNOT BE ESTABLISHED 781 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,653 DURING DISCOVERY. 782 00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,656 THE EMERGING RESEARCH TODAY IS INCREASINGLY INDICATING 783 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:52,158 THAT THE MAJOR CAUSE 784 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:54,160 OF DISEASE AND DEATH IN THE UNITED STATES 785 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,827 IS OUR NATIONAL FOOD SUPPLY. 786 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:57,329 THE DEFENDANT'S MOTION TO DISMISS 787 00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:58,997 IS THEREFORE DENIED. 788 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,733 WE'LL CONFER AND SET A TRIAL DATE. 789 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,001 ADJOURNED. 790 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,973 (laughs) YOU DID IT, SHIRLEY. SO THE FIGHT'S ON? 791 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,975 THE FIGHT IS ON. 792 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,746 IF YOU DISMISS THE CLAIM OF YOUR OWN ACCORD, 793 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,616 WE WILL AGREE TO WITHDRAW OUR DEFAMATION SUIT. 794 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,618 HOW SWEET. WE'LL DISMISS FOR A NUMBER 795 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,620 WITH A LOT OF ZEROES IN IT, MS. MARINO, 796 00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,089 OTHERWISE, WE HAVE A TRIAL. 797 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,492 I COVET TRIALS. AS DO I. 798 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,262 I'M THINKING CLASS ACTION. 799 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:31,863 WE SHOULD START ROUNDING UP FATTIES. 800 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:34,866 WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? EDWIN, MY THOUGHT IS, 801 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,868 LET'S GET YOU BACK IN THE HOSPITAL. 802 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,804 THAT'S A PUT-DOWN. 803 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,306 YOU'RE NOT STABLE YET, EDWIN. 804 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:43,175 UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR NAME TO COME OFF THE DOOR PERMANENTLY, 805 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:46,512 IT'S BACK IN THE HOSPITAL. I'M NOT KIDDING. 806 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:50,048 *** 807 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:09,301 HEY. 808 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:11,237 HEY. 809 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,239 WHAT'S UP? 810 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:16,007 NOTHIN'. 811 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:18,710 JUST WANDERIN'. 812 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,912 YOU WANT THIS? 813 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:22,248 SURE. 814 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:23,749 YOU DON'T WANT IT? 815 00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:26,117 I'VE ALREADY HAD TWO. 816 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:30,989 THANKS. 817 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,991 (sighs) 818 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,894 I REALLY LIKED WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER, 819 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:38,096 AND YOU COULD SAY IT, BECAUSE, UM, 820 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:40,932 WE CAN BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER, 821 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:43,602 YOU KNOW, THE WAY-- THE WAY FRIENDS SHOULD BE. 822 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:46,272 COOL. 823 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:47,773 IT'S FUNNY, 824 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,775 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TALKING TO SOME OF MY GIRLFRIENDS, 825 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,278 AND, UM... 826 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:55,914 IT TURNS OUT THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF FRIENDS. 827 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:59,585 LIKE MY FRIEND ALYSSA HAS A FRIEND THAT, 828 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:02,421 UM, SHE GOES TO MUSEUMS WITH. 829 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,022 THAT'S IT. 830 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,758 JUST MUSEUMS. 831 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:10,061 DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MUSEUM WITH ME? 832 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,364 NO. GOD, NO. 833 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:16,402 I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND, UH, MELANIE... 834 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,305 MMM. (gulps) 835 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,573 SHE, UH... (clears throat) 836 00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:25,311 SHE HAS A FRIEND, THIS GUY, AND THEY HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. 837 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:26,812 IT'S, UM... 838 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,980 IT'S CALLED FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. 839 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:32,050 (chokes) 840 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,819 YOU'VE HEARD OF IT. 841 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:36,422 UH, FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, YES. 842 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:38,957 BUT MAYBE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 843 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:41,593 ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD JUST TELL ME. 844 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:45,597 WELL, WE WOULD, UM... 845 00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:47,165 AS FRIENDS DO, 846 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:48,667 HELP EACH OTHER OUT 847 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:52,438 WHEN... IN NEED. 848 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,105 NEED OF? 849 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:57,309 INTERCOURSE. 850 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,745 WHICH WOULD BE THE-- 851 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:02,348 BENEFIT. 852 00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:06,452 I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT KIND OF FRIEND BEFORE. 853 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,457 BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, I CAN IMAGINE CIRCUMSTANCES 854 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:14,493 WHERE THAT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL. 855 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:20,265 (sighs) GREAT. 856 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,300 GREAT. 857 00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:24,736 (laughs) GREAT. 858 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,708 SO WHEN DO THESE BENEFITS KICK IN? 859 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:32,678 TONIGHT TOO SOON? 860 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:36,682 (Queen's "You're My Best Friend" playing) 861 00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:42,287 * OOH, YOU MAKE ME LIVE 862 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,957 * WHENEVER THIS WORLD IS CRUEL TO ME * 863 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,794 * I GOT YOU TO HELP ME FORGIVE * 864 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,462 * OOH, OOH, OOH 865 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:53,865 * OOH, YOU MAKE ME LIVE NOW, HONEY * 866 00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:58,003 * OOH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND * 867 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:04,075 MS. FOREPERSON, 868 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:07,413 HAS THE JURY REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 869 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,415 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. WHAT SAY YOU? 870 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,583 "ON THE MATTER OF 871 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:13,585 "THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS 872 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,687 "vs. ALAN SHORE, WE THE JURY 873 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,923 "FIND THE DEFENDANT ALAN SHORE 874 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:20,325 "NOT GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES." 875 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,594 (judge) THIS CONCLUDES THE JURY'S SERVICE 876 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:24,162 AS WELL AS THIS TRIAL. 877 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,232 YOU ARE DISMISSED WITH THE THANKS OF THIS COURT. 878 00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:29,000 MR. SHORE, YOU ARE FREE TO GO. 879 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,602 THANK YOU. 880 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,741 WHEW. WHAT A NAIL-BITER. 881 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:39,611 MR. SHORE, ONE DAY I HOPE TO SPEAK AT YOUR FUNERAL. 882 00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:41,146 (chuckles) 883 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,351 THANK YOU, DENNY. 884 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:50,589 YOU PULLED IT OUT OF... WELL, YOUR ASS, I GUESS. 885 00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,090 (laughs) SCOTCH. 886 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,992 INDEED. 887 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,465 I WAS LUCKY. 888 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,633 IF JAVERT HADN'T DECIDED TO PROSECUTE ME HIMSELF... 889 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,935 NAH. THE CASE WAS TOO THIN. 890 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:06,605 THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS, YOU DID COVER YOURSELF. 891 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,608 THEY NEVER WOULD'VE GOT YOU, NOT BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT. 892 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,610 I WAS LUCKY I HAD YOU. 893 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,879 (sighs) STILL UNDEFEATED. 894 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,313 NEVER LOST, NEVER WILL. 895 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:18,283 IT WAS A DEFT TOUCH WITH THE UNDERWEAR. 896 00:40:18,316 --> 00:40:21,052 (chuckles) ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. 897 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:23,555 TWO YEARS OF JAIL TIME DIDN'T EXACTLY END WELL 898 00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:25,156 FOR MR. MKEBA. 899 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,626 WELL, HE NEARLY BEAT A MAN TO DEATH. 900 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,628 HE DESERVES TO GO TO JAIL. 901 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:32,130 PEOPLE NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. 902 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:34,132 HELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DID, RIGHT? 903 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,334 (chuckles) NO. IN THE END, I DIDN'T HAVE TO 904 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:37,836 TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY ACTIONS. 905 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,104 I'M DRINKING SCOTCH ON THE BALCONY. 906 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,807 HEY, I BARED MYSELF IN OPEN COURT FOR YOU. 907 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,610 IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE DECENCY TO CELEBRATE YOUR OWN VICTORY, 908 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,512 CELEBRATE MINE, FOR GOD SAKES. 909 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,780 TO TRIUMPH. 910 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:50,682 AND TO ME-- 911 00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:53,151 KING OF THE WORLD. 912 00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,656 ARE WE SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE? 913 00:40:57,689 --> 00:41:00,191 I SHOOT PEOPLE. I BRIBE THEM. 914 00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,093 WE DRINK. SMOKE. 915 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,329 I'M UNFAITHFUL. NOT TO ME. 916 00:41:04,362 --> 00:41:06,532 NEVER TO YOU. 917 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,667 WE'RE NOT SETTING EXAMPLES, DENNY, 918 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,136 WE'RE JUST BEING TRUE TO WHO WE ARE. 919 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:13,639 WHO ARE WE? 920 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,440 DENNY CRANE. 921 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,275 ALAN SHORE. 922 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,610 LEADERS OF MEN. 923 00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:20,812 WITH BULL'S-EYES ON OUR ASSES. 924 00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:22,313 (clink) 925 00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:25,350 *** 926 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:37,062 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 927 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,300 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 928 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,635 DENNY CRANE FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 929 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:44,903 DONNY CRANE FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 930 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:47,505 THIS IS ALL ABOUT BEATING YOUR OLD MAN, ISN'T IT, SON? 931 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:49,808 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SQUID IS WORKING HERE NOW. 932 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,710 THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL A SHARK. 933 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:53,511 I LOOKED AT THE SETTLEMENT FIGURE YOU HAD. 934 00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:54,880 I THOUGHT WE COULD DO BETTER. 935 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:57,015 SHE JUST WENT TO DENNY AND STOLE MY CASE, 936 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,551 JUST STOLE IT. TOUGHEN UP. 937 00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:00,986 JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT LITTLE INCIDENT 938 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:03,589 WOULD BE CONSIDERED SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 939 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:06,091 HOW ABOUT I JUST CLEAR EVERYTHING OFF THIS DESK? 940 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,926 WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THINGS RIGHT NOW. 941 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:10,495 THEN AFTERWARDS, YOU CAN WRITE ME UP AND SEND ME ON MY WAY.