1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:02,536 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,472 YOU GAVE ME THE CRANE LEGACY. 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,141 AND I FULLY PLAN ON LIVING UP TO IT. 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,242 HE'S NOT MY SON. 5 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:09,643 OBVIOUSLY HE DOESN'T KNOW. 6 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:11,345 YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER? 7 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,347 I'M NOT TERRIBLY COMFORTABLE WITH YOU WORKING CLOSELY 8 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,816 WITH THIS WOMAN. YOU AND I ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP, ALAN. 9 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,086 THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T REALIZE IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU 10 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,321 LICENSE TO BE UNFAITHFUL. YOU'RE MAD AS A HATTER. 11 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,756 DONNY CRANE. YOU REMEMBER ME. WE USED TO BE FATHER AND SON. 12 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,358 I MAY NOT HAVE BEEN AROUND MUCH, 13 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:27,095 BUT I WAS ALWAYS THERE WHEN YOU NEEDED ME. 14 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,462 STILL AM. 15 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,600 ("The Battle Hymn of the Republic" playing) 16 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,772 (all) I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG 17 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:42,210 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 18 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:43,711 AND TO THE REPUBLIC 19 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,679 FOR WHICH IT STANDS, 20 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:49,683 ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, 21 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:55,189 WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. 22 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,126 WELL, DENNY, THAT WAS REFRESHING AND PATRIOTIC. 23 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,560 WHAT GIVES? 24 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,962 I, DENNY CRANE, AM GOING TO COURT 25 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,765 TO REPRESENT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 26 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,968 AND WHAT HAS OUR COUNTRY DONE TO DESERVE YOU? 27 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,470 U.S. ATTORNEY AND THE D.O.J. 28 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,971 HAD TO RECUSE THEMSELVES, 29 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,973 SO ALBERTO APPOINTED ME TO CARRY THE BALL 30 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,475 FOR TEAM U.S.A. 31 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,477 THE GREATEST LAWYER IN THE WORLD 32 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,479 REPRESENTING THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD-- 33 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:19,980 A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. 34 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,482 DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 35 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,983 I DID NOT. 36 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,119 WHERE'S A SITTER WHEN YOU NEED ONE? 37 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,790 AND WE'RE BACK IN COURT ON THE ARROW LAKE WATER CASE. 38 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:33,627 OPPOSING COUNSEL IS RELENTLESS. YET ANOTHER EVIDENTIARY HEARING. 39 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,963 DENISE, PER YOUR STATUS REPORT, 40 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,965 YOU HAD YOUR MANDATORY SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE 41 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,634 WITH datemistake.com LAST WEEK. 42 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,570 (Paul) datemistake.com? 43 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,138 IT'S AN INTERNET SITE WHERE WOMEN CAN VENT 44 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,607 THEIR ILL FEELINGS ABOUT THE MEN THEY'VE DATED 45 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,742 AS A WARNING TO OTHER WOMEN. 46 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,944 OUR CLIENT DEREK ROTH HAS BEEN DEFAMED BY THEM. 47 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,746 (Denise) OH, I'M SORRY. 48 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,015 I, UM--YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE IN MY SPACE. 49 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:58,018 YES, SHIRLEY, WE DID REACH A SETTLEMENT. 50 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:01,489 (Paul) AS FOR DENNY, THE JUDGE DENIED 51 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,457 THE GOVERNMENT'S MOTION TO DISMISS. 52 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:06,460 SO THE SPECTACLE OF DENNY CRANE REPRESENTING THE UNITED STATES 53 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,962 WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY OUT IN FEDERAL COURT, 54 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:10,798 GOD SAVE US ALL. 55 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,166 WHAT JUDGE DID DENNY GET? 56 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,303 JUDGE KIMBERLY OHLUND. I USED TO CLERK FOR HER. 57 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:18,472 HER CURRENT CLERK DAN JINKS AND I PLAY SQUASH. 58 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,374 I'M E-MAILING DAN NOW. 59 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,376 HE'LL GIVE ME EVERYTHING FROM THE JUDGE'S POLITICAL LEANINGS 60 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,378 TO HER BASAL TEMPERATURE AFTER BREAKFAST. 61 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,814 THANK YOU, MARLENE. 62 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,816 SORRY I'M LATE, BUT AS USUAL, 63 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,151 I'M REALLY ONLY HERE FOR THE FRUIT. 64 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,456 MMM. SOMETHING NEW. 65 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,158 ALAN, MARLENE STANGER. MARLENE, ALAN SHORE. 66 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,160 A PLEASURE, MS. STANGER. 67 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,896 MR. SHORE. 68 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,335 MARLENE COMES TO US FROM HOWARD AND BROCK. 69 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:51,004 YOUR NAME CAME UP FREQUENTLY AT MY OLD FIRM. 70 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,006 I HOPE AMID A TORRENT OF OBSCENITIES. 71 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,308 ALWAYS. 72 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,009 GOOD. 73 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:06,654 I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU, MS. STANGER. 74 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,224 IT'S NOT OFTEN YOU MEET SOMEONE WITH SUCH... OCULAR PRECISION. 75 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:21,369 *** 76 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,966 *** 77 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,968 WHY WON'T YOU TRY THIS CASE WITH ME? 78 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,470 PERSONAL REASONS. 79 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:57,971 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE RED. 80 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,940 THAT'S THE OLD RED, NOT THE NEW RED, 81 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,975 WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLUE. THAT'S GOOD. 82 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,211 IT'S THE OLD RED. THAT'S BAD AND PINK. 83 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,615 REGARDLESS OF MY PIGMENTATION, I PROMISED I'D SIT WITH YOU. 84 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,583 THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO. DENNY CRANE DOESN'T NEED ANY SITTERS. 85 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,585 WHAT ARE THESE "PERSONAL REASONS" ANYWAY? 86 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,120 IT'S THE GLOBAL GAG RULE. 87 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:16,890 NONSENSE. GAGS ARE DANGEROUS, LOCALLY OR GLOBALLY. 88 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,894 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE GLOBAL GAG RULE IS, DO YOU? 89 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,797 I CAN TELL YOU. THE GLOBAL GAG RULE 90 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:26,634 FORCES OTHER COUNTRIES WHERE ABORTION IS PERFECTLY LEGAL 91 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,570 TO STOP PERFORMING THEM OR EVEN UTTERING THE WORD "ABORTION," 92 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,240 OTHERWISE, THE UNITED STATES CUTS OFF THEIR FUNDING. 93 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,242 DONNY. DENNY. 94 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,445 ALAN. DONNY. 95 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,848 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 96 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,283 I'M WITH LAWYERS WITHOUT BORDERS. 97 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,786 THEY HEARD YOU WERE BROUGHT IN AFTER THE JUDGE DENIED 98 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,456 THE GOVERNMENT'S MOTION TO DISMISS. LIBERAL PINKO. 99 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,291 PLEASE RISE. THE HONORABLE KIMBERLY OHLUND PRESIDING. 100 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,626 DENNY CRANE 101 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,294 FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, YOUR HONOR. 102 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,597 DONNY CRANE FOR THE PLAINTIFF KAVITA POKHAREL. 103 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,032 (Ohlund) I TAKE IT YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER. 104 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,301 HE'S NOT MY FATHER. HE'S LIKE A SON. 105 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,703 (sighs) 106 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,806 THIS WILL BE A DELIGHT. 107 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:18,051 *** 108 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:25,793 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SQUID IS WORKING HERE NOW. 109 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,327 THE SQUID? 110 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:33,467 IN OLD MYTHOLOGY, THEY SAY THE SQUID IS THE ONLY ANIMAL 111 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,168 THAT CAN KILL A SHARK. 112 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:38,005 I USED TO WORK WITH HER AT HOWARD AND BROCK. 113 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,973 AND LIKE THE MYSTERIOUS GIANT SQUID, 114 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,975 THE ONLY EVIDENCE OF HER EXISTENCE 115 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,446 WERE THE WHOPPING SUCKER MARKS LEFT ON HER VICTIMS. 116 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,984 I TAKE IT YOU DIDN'T GET ALONG. 117 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,754 YOU DON'T GET ALONG WITH THE SQUID. 118 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,523 SHE USED TO TAP INTO THE COMPUTER NETWORK, 119 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,992 STEAL EVERYONE'S RESEARCH MEMOS AND THEN CLAIM THEM AS HER OWN. 120 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,729 WHY THE HELL DID WE HIRE HER? BEATS ME. 121 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:05,298 (sighs) I ONLY HOPE SHE DOESN'T GET MY ALAN. 122 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,873 (Kavita speaking foreign language) 123 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,776 (translating) I WAS PREGNANT WITH MY SECOND CHILD. 124 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,616 WHEN I WENT INTO LABOR, MY HUSBAND TOOK ME 125 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,618 TO THE DISTRICT CLINIC IN KHOTANG. 126 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,219 THIS IS IN NEPAL. 127 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,220 OBJECTION. 128 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,923 THE WITNESS ISN'T SPEAKING ENGLISH. 129 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:31,525 WE'RE AWARE OF THAT, MR. CRANE. 130 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,260 SHE'S BEING TRANSLATED. 131 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,728 IS THAT LEGAL? 132 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,129 SHOCKING, ISN'T IT? 133 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,631 OH. 134 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:38,799 CONTINUE. 135 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,101 (translator speaks foreign language) 136 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,209 IT WAS THE SAME CLINIC WHERE I HAD MY FIRST CHILD, 137 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,411 ONLY THIS TIME, THE DOCTOR WAS GONE. 138 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:54,515 (Kavita speaking foreign language) 139 00:06:56,484 --> 00:07:00,287 THE MEDICAL ASSISTANT SAID I HAD AN OBSTETRIC FISTULA, 140 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,657 AND I NEEDED A CESAREAN SECTION. 141 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:06,193 (Kavita speaking foreign language) 142 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,130 BUT BECAUSE THEY HAD NO EQUIPMENT OR MEDICINE 143 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,632 OR A PHYSICIAN, 144 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,801 THEY SAID THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD DO. 145 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,203 (Kavita speaking foreign language) 146 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,775 I BEGAN TO HEMORRHAGE. 147 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:25,646 I ALMOST BLED TO DEATH, AND MY BABY BOY DIED. 148 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,381 (Kavita speaking foreign language) 149 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,953 I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. THOUSANDS ARE DYING. 150 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,122 WHY WEREN'T THERE ANY SUPPLIES? 151 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,324 (speaks foreign language) 152 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,930 THEY TOLD ME THE UNITED STATES 153 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,198 HAD TAKEN AWAY ALL THE CLINIC'S FUNDING. 154 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,334 (Kavita speaking foreign language) 155 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,969 ...EDWARD BRODEN. 156 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,971 AND THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING THAT DECISION 157 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,606 WAS MR. EDWARD BRODEN. 158 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,808 UH, THAT MAN? 159 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,945 (speaks foreign language) 160 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,113 YES. 161 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,149 (man) I WAS A PHYSICIAN IN KHOTANG 162 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,953 FROM 2001 UNTIL LAST OCTOBER. 163 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:10,357 OUR CLINIC HAD BEEN FUNDED PRIMARILY BY THE UNITED STATES. 164 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,359 NOTICE HE DIDN'T SAY THANK YOU. 165 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,361 HE'S GOT A LOT ON HIS MIND, DENNY. 166 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:15,996 AND, DR. PATEL, 167 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,998 DID YOUR CLINIC PERFORM ABORTIONS? 168 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,634 NO. EVEN THOUGH IT IS LEGAL IN NEPAL, 169 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,636 OUR CLINIC MADE THE DECISION NOT TO 170 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,839 IN ORDER TO RECEIVE U.S. FUNDING. 171 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,508 HOWEVER, WE HUNG UP A POSTER THAT SAID, 172 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,510 "WE BELIEVE 173 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:33,313 THAT A WOMAN HAS A RIGHT TO CONTROL HER OWN BODY." 174 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,183 THE POSTER WAS MEANT TO PROMOTE WOMEN'S RIGHTS 175 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:40,320 AND TO PREVENT RAPE AS WELL AS SPOUSAL ABUSE. 176 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:44,191 BUT THE USAID REPRESENTATIVE MR. BRODEN 177 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,595 FELT THE POSTER WAS PRO-ABORTION. 178 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,096 AND THAT WAS THAT. 179 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:52,633 WE LOST ALL OF OUR FUNDING. 180 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,205 YOU'RE LOOKING THIN. YOU SHOULD EAT MORE. 181 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,207 SOME OF US DON'T HAVE FANCY EXPENSE ACCOUNTS 182 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,776 TO PAY FOR OUR MEALS, HMM? YOU SHOULD GET ONE. THEY'RE AWESOME. 183 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,445 MR. CRANE... 184 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,748 YES, YES, YES, YES. 185 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,249 DOCTOR, UM... 186 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,584 PATEL. 187 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:13,286 I HAVE IN MY HAND HERE 188 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,889 A COPY OF THE RULES... 189 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,391 THAT CLINICS MUST FOLLOW IN ORDER TO GET USAID. 190 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,360 YOU--YOU'VE SEEN THIS MANUAL? 191 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,862 YES, I HAVE. 192 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,431 BUT THE RULES IN IT ARE SO VAGUE. 193 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,933 THEY'RE LEFT TO THE INTERPRETATION 194 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,601 OF THE USAID REPRESENTATIVE. 195 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,436 AND THAT REPRESENTATIVE 196 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,238 IS HIRED BY AN APPOINTEE OF THE PRESIDENT 197 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,373 OF THE UNITED STATES, IS THAT CORRECT? 198 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,108 (Patel) YES. SO, DOCTOR, IN YOUR EXPERT OPINION 199 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,576 AS A PHYSICIAN, 200 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:39,112 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO QUESTION THE PRESIDENT 201 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,948 OF THE UNITED STATES? OBJECTION. BADGERING. 202 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,050 SUSTAINED. 203 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,619 YOU KNOW THE PRESIDENT IS AGAINST ABORTION. 204 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,454 SO IN FOLLOWING THE RULES, IT WOULD SEEM 205 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,289 THAT YOU WOULD ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION, 206 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,758 BUT YOU DIDN'T. 207 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,559 YOU PUT UP AN INFLAMMATORY POSTER. 208 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,561 WE DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS INFLAMMATORY 209 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,964 TO PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN. 210 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,466 WELL, IT GOT ME MAD. YOU HAVE OTHER CLINICS 211 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,101 THAT GET OUR MONEY, RIGHT? YES. 212 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,003 ONES WHO ARE ABLE TO FOLLOW THE RULES? 213 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,504 THE POINT IS, MR. CRANE, 214 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:07,440 WHILE YOU ALLOW ABORTION IN YOUR COUNTRY, 215 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,443 YOU ARE TRYING TO DENY IT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. 216 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,780 THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY NEVER DECIDED ON ABORTION. 217 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,948 THE ELECTED OFFICIALS NEVER VOTED ON IT. 218 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,450 IT--IT WAS NINE JUSTICES OF THE SUPREME COURT, 219 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,452 THE PEOPLE ARE STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT. 220 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,089 OBJECTION, HE'S NOT ASKING A QUESTION. HE'S DEBATING. 221 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,091 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I AM NOT-- THE REASON WHY THE SUPREME COURT EXISTS 222 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,960 YEAH? IS TO PROTECT PEOPLE FROM THEIR OWN MOB MENTALITY, 223 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,629 WHICH THIS ISSUE TRIGGERS. I-I DISAGREE. OBJECTION. I DISAGREE. 224 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,631 FINE. OBJECTION RIGHT BACK AT YOU. I-I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTIONS. 225 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:34,668 BOTH OBJECTIONS ARE SUSTAINED. MOVE ON. 226 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,308 SO... DOCTOR, UH... 227 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,943 PATEL. 228 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,278 IF YOU WANT AMERICAN MONEY, 229 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:49,382 DON'T KILL BABIES. 230 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,584 SHE WASN'T TRYING TO. 231 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,495 THIS IS SO DISRESPECTFUL. 232 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,498 YOU DON'T COME HOME TO PAPA BY SUING HIS GOVERNMENT. 233 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,000 YOU'RE NOT MY PAPA. 234 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,002 YOUR SPERM NEVER TOUCHED MY EGG, 235 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,338 AND SOMEONE HAS TO SUE THE GOVERNMENT. 236 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,841 LOOK, OUR POLICY DENIES THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE 237 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,342 LIFESAVING MEDICAL CARE 238 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,345 BASED ON THE PERSONAL RELIGIOUS VIEWS OF OUR LEADER. 239 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,847 (scoffs) NOTHING SAYS "DEMOCRACY" 240 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,348 LIKE IMPERIALISM. 241 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,350 WHY CAN'T YOU COME TO TOWN FOR ONCE 242 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,318 AND WE JUST TOSS THE PIGSKIN AROUND? 243 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,820 THAT'S AMERICAN. 244 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,155 DINNER? 245 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,589 8:00. 246 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,658 DENNY CRANE. 247 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,660 DONNY CRANE. 248 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,595 DONNY CRANE. 249 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:47,841 *** 250 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,043 WE HAD THIS SETTLED. 251 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,045 UPON FURTHER REVIEW OF THE AGREEMENT, 252 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,781 MR. ROTH DIDN'T APPROVE. 253 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,783 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAME YOU'RE PLAYING HERE, 254 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,218 BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANOTHER DIME FROM US. 255 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,653 PLEASE DON'T ADDRESS MY CLIENT DIRECTLY. TALK TO ME. 256 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,026 YOUR CLIENT SHOULD KNOW 257 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,261 THAT OUR ORIGINAL OFFER WAS MORE THAN GENEROUS. 258 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,763 THAT'S NOT THE WAY I SEE IT. 259 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,465 13 MONTHS AGO, DEREK WENT OUT ON A FEW DATES 260 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,067 WITH ONE MONIQUE FOSTER, OTHERWISE KNOWN 261 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,469 AT YOUR WEB SITE, datemistake.com, AS ANONYMOUS. 262 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,706 THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT AND HE BROKE UP WITH HER. 263 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,708 A FEW MONTHS LATER, HE MET SOMEONE ELSE, 264 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,977 FELL IN LOVE AND GOT ENGAGED. THINGS LOOKED ROSY. 265 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,278 YEAH, UNTIL ANONYMOUS FOUND datemistake.com 266 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,380 AND STARTED POSTING ALL THESE LIES ABOUT ME. 267 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,382 HIS FIANCéE FOUND HIM PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED 268 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,085 ON THE SITE AND BROKE UP WITH DEREK TWO DAYS LATER. 269 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,486 WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, MS. STANGER. 270 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,988 WE REACHED THE ORIGINAL SETTLEMENT. 271 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,490 WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW IS THE REST OF THE STORY. 272 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,659 NOW ANYTIME SOMEONE TRIES TO GOOGLE MY NAME 273 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,661 OR MY COMPANY, "ROTH'S PLUMBING SUPPLY," 274 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,964 INSTEAD OF FINDING MY WEB SITE, YOURS IS THE FIRST SITE 275 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,265 THAT COMES UP. 276 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,234 MY SALES HAVE DROPPED 40% SINCE THIS POSTING. 277 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,735 YOU COULD'VE POSTED A REBUTTAL, 278 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,503 RESPONDED TO ANONYMOUS' OPINIONS OF YOU. 279 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,972 BUT WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO? 280 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,674 YOU DESTROY MY CLIENT'S REPUTATION, HIS BUSINESS, 281 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,176 YOU HUMILIATE HIM IN PUBLIC, 282 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,778 THEN FORCE HIM TO FIX THE DAMAGES THAT YOU'VE CAUSED. 283 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,447 THAT'S LIKE A GLASS COMPANY 284 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,982 THROWING ROCKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW 285 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,651 THEN SAYING, "HEY, NEED TO BUY A NEW WINDOW?" 286 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,919 DAVID. 287 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,587 NANCY. 288 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,755 DEREK. 289 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,790 DENISE, RIGHT. YOU KNOW EVERYONE. 290 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,994 I DO. MAY I SEE YOU? 291 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,395 OF COURSE. 292 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,470 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING 293 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,972 WITH MY CLIENT? 294 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,473 WELL, DENISE, UH, 295 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,541 I WAS LOOKING OVER SOME OF YOUR SETTLEMENT AGREEMENTS, 296 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,543 JUST TO SEE HOW THINGS WORKED AROUND HERE. 297 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,545 SOME FIRMS ARE QUITE FORMAL AND STICKLERS 298 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,947 FOR GRAMMAR AND LANGUAGE. 299 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,782 I SEE AROUND HERE ANYTHING GOES, 300 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,784 WHICH IS FINE, I JUST NEEDED TO KNOW. 301 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,987 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CLIENT? 302 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,989 I LOOKED AT THE SETTLEMENT FIGURE YOU HAD. 303 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,823 I THOUGHT WE COULD DO BETTER. 304 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,959 I SAW DENNY WAS THE ASSIGNED PARTNER IN THE CASE-- 305 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,961 YOU--YOU WENT TO DENNY BEHIND MY BACK 306 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,462 TO STEAL MY CASE? 307 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,965 OH, NO, NO. GOD, NO. I JUST TOLD HIM MY THOUGHTS. 308 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,968 HE WAS VERY ENCOURAGING AND TOLD ME TO GO FOR IT. 309 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,570 SO I HELD THE DOCUMENTS FROM BEING PUBLISHED, 310 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,572 MADE A FEW CALLS, AND WELL, HERE WE ARE. 311 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,141 OUR CLIENT IS REALLY, REALLY HAPPY 312 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,343 AND I THINK WE CAN RING THESE PEOPLE UP FOR SOME BIG BUCKS. 313 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,345 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM WITH THAT, MARLENE. 314 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,147 DEREK IN THERE DOESN'T HAVE A CASE. 315 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,149 THE $10,000 SETTLEMENT I GOT HIM WAS A GIFT 316 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,051 FROM datemistake.com TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY. 317 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,921 I THINK WE COULD GET MORE, AND IF YOU AGREE WITH ME, 318 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,822 I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE THIS CASE WITH YOU. 319 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,824 WE'RE LEAVING, 320 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,393 AS IS OUR ORIGINAL OFFER. 321 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,595 THEY'LL BE BACK. 322 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,964 *** 323 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,903 SHE JUST WENT TO DENNY AND STOLE MY CASE. 324 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,273 JUST STOLE IT. OKAY. 325 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,275 DID YOU KNOW... THAT AT HER OLD FIRM 326 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,210 THEY CALLED HER "THE SQUID"? 327 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,712 THE SQUID? 328 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,715 (laughs) THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL A SHARK? 329 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,916 (laughs) 330 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,918 BUT WHAT REALLY GETS ME ABOUT THESE PEOPLE 331 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,621 IS HOW THEY'RE SO OBVIOUS AND MANIPULATIVE. 332 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,890 AND YOU'RE TRYING TO MANIPULATE OUR FRIENDSHIP 333 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,060 TO GET ME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. YES? 334 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,128 MM-HMM. 335 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,629 AFTER SHE STOLE MY CASE, 336 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,132 SHE HAD THE NERVE TO TELL ME WE COULD "SHARE" IT. 337 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,101 MARLENE IS A FIRST-RATE LAWYER. 338 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,103 SHE BRINGS IN A LOT OF MONEY. 339 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,571 SHE ALMOST MADE PARTNER AT HOWARD AND BROCK. 340 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,108 WE RECRUITED HER WITH THE UNDERSTANDING 341 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:44,577 THAT IF SHE DOES AS WELL HERE AS SHE DID THERE, 342 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,746 SHE WOULD MAKE PARTNER IN THE NEXT VOTE. AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 343 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,648 I AM, YEAH. 344 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,920 LOOK, DENISE, YOU HAVE A VERY BRIGHT FUTURE HERE, 345 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:58,758 BUT... LET ME PUT THIS AS GENTLY AS I CAN-- 346 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,793 TOUGHEN UP. 347 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:05,498 *** 348 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,972 ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE? 349 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,108 NOT REALLY. YOU? 350 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,310 I GOT MARRIED. 351 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,811 (chuckles) MARRIED? 352 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,613 FOR A DAY. 353 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,615 WE TRIED TO CONTACT YOU FOR THE WEDDING, 354 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,684 BUT YOU WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 355 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,156 UM... QUESTION-- 356 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,991 DO THE GIRLS ACTUALLY TALK? 357 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,161 I'M NOT QUITE SURE OF THE ETIQUETTE HERE. 358 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,996 I-I DON'T THINK THERE'S A QUESTION OF ETIQUETTE, SON. 359 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,366 THEY'RE... ESCORTS. 360 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,134 (women giggle) 361 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,336 SO YOU LIKE FLYING AROUND THE WORLD, 362 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,306 PICKING UP STRANGERS, BRINGING THEM TO OUR COURTS? 363 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,308 IT ISN'T A MATTER OF LIKING. 364 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,677 I'M TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND. 365 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,680 ALL THESE CLINICS FORCED TO CLOSE THEIR DOORS 366 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,583 BY THE SIMPLE STROKE OF THE PEN OF OUR PRESIDENT... 367 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,651 NOW HERE WE ARE IN BOSTON 368 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,653 WHERE THERE ARE EIGHT WORLD-CLASS HOSPITALS 369 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,222 WITHIN A 10-MILE RADIUS. 370 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,756 WE DON'T SEE IT. 371 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,360 I'M HOPING KAVITA WILL HELP US SEE IT. 372 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,362 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 373 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,364 I GET THE PICTURE NOW. 374 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,833 THIS IS ALL ABOUT BEATING YOUR OLD MAN, ISN'T IT, SON? 375 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,335 OH... 376 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,670 FOR ONCE, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 377 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,772 THEN YOU WON'T MIND LOSING. 378 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,773 (laughs) 379 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,375 I'VE GOT THE LAW ON MY SIDE. 380 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,778 PLUS, THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND DENNY CRANE-- 381 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,447 TWO EQUAL 382 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,182 AND UNSTOPPABLE FORCES. 383 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,717 MM-HMM. 384 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,719 AND I'VE GOT A SYMPATHETIC JUDGE 385 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:36,723 AND AN HONEST WOMAN WHO LOST HER CHILD. 386 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:40,026 YOU ALWAYS TAUGHT ME, EMOTION WINS. 387 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,262 (laughs) ISN'T HE SOMETHING? 388 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,898 (women giggle) 389 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,035 (laughs) 390 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,810 WE'RE LATE. 391 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,979 YOU'RE LATE. I'M NOT GOING. 392 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,649 (sighs) THAT TIME OF THE MONTH? 393 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,484 COME ON. 394 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,586 WE'RE HAVING FUN. 395 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,455 YOU'RE HAVING FUN, 396 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,958 SWEEPING INTO COURT TRYING A MONUMENTAL CASE 397 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,960 ABOUT WHICH THERE IS MUCH TO BE THOUGHTFUL, 398 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,462 MUCH TO ARTICULATE, 399 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,430 ABOUT WHICH YOU... KNOW ALMOST NOTHING. 400 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,066 AND YOU'RE USING NOTHING BUT EASY JOKES, 401 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,802 A SWELL SUIT AND BLIND PATRIOTISM. 402 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,472 YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY SON. 403 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,940 DENNY, YOU DON'T HAVE A SON, AND THE TRUTH IS, 404 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,976 YOU'RE MAKING A COMPLETE ASS OUT OF YOURSELF 405 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,412 IN THAT COURTROOM ABOUT SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T. 406 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,414 I DON'T CARE TO SEE IT OR SUPPORT IT. 407 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,915 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 408 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,117 BEING AN ASS AND BEING EFFECTIVE. 409 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,819 WHEN YOU WIN, THEY SAY YOU'RE EFFECTIVE. 410 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,821 WHEN YOU LOSE, WHICH I NEVER DO, 411 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,491 THEY CALL YOU AN ASS. 412 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,659 I DON'T NEED YOU, ALAN. 413 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,463 I DON'T NEED ANYBODY. 414 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,900 NEVER HAVE... NEVER WILL. 415 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,813 (Broden) I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE USAID OFFICE 416 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,048 IN THE NORTHEASTERN REGION OF NEPAL. 417 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,050 PART OF MY JOB WAS TO ENFORCE THE RULES 418 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,119 OF THE MEXICO CITY POLICY. 419 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,657 WHAT POLICY? EVERYTHING COMES WITH RICE AND BEANS. (laughs) 420 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,960 NO, THE NAME OF THE POLICY IN QUESTION 421 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,462 IS THE MEXICO CITY POLICY. 422 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,964 BUT OPPONENTS ERRONEOUSLY REFER TO IT AS... 423 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,699 THE GLOBAL GAG RULE. 424 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,701 ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT ARE WE DOING IN MEXICO? 425 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,803 THAT'S WHERE PRESIDENT REAGAN 426 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,805 FIRST ENACTED THE POLICY IN 1984. 427 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,241 IT WAS ENACTED AS A REACTION 428 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,543 TO FORCED ABORTIONS IN CHINA 429 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,545 AS A MEANS OF POPULATION CONTROL. 430 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,647 CHINESE, MEXICAN... ANYBODY HUNGRY? 431 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,249 OBJECTION. 432 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,883 SUSTAINED. 433 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,885 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET BACK TO AMERICA. 434 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,887 ARE YOU SAYING THAT THESE POLICIES WERE ENACTED 435 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,389 AS A HUMANITARIAN GESTURE? 436 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,391 YES, IT WAS. 437 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,860 AND IS IT IN THE UNITED STATES' DISCRETION 438 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,763 TO DECIDE WHICH CLINICS GET FUNDING? 439 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,865 AS A PART OF OUR GOVERNMENTAL FUNCTION, YES. 440 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:03,336 DETERMINING FUNDING IS A PURELY GOVERNMENTAL FUNCTION? 441 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,871 AND, UH... 442 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,107 GOVERNMENTS ARE IMMUNE 443 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,777 UNDER THE, UH... 444 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,979 UNDER THE, UH... 445 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,452 FEDERAL TORT CLAIMS ACT. 446 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,388 RIGHT. 447 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,592 THEREFORE... 448 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,060 YOU WILL MOVE FOR DISMISSAL, 449 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,530 AND I WILL AGAIN DENY THE MOTION. 450 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,965 MOVE ON. 451 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,103 NOTHING FURTHER, YOUR HONOR. 452 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,513 AHEM. 453 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:53,252 YOU, UH, YOU SAY THIS WAS DONE AS A HUMANITARIAN EFFORT. 454 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,254 HOWEVER, THE RULE WAS INSTITUTED 455 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,756 BY PRESIDENT REAGAN, 456 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,326 CONTINUED UNDER THE FIRST PRESIDENT BUSH, 457 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,462 THEN RESCINDED DURING THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION. 458 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,930 THAT'S TRUE. 459 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,932 (Donny) AND THE DAY GEORGE W. BUSH TOOK OFFICE, 460 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,767 REINSTATING THE GLOBAL GAG RULE 461 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,604 WAS ONE OF HIS FIRST OFFICIAL PIECES OF BUSINESS. 462 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,940 THAT SOUNDS POLITICAL TO ME. 463 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,241 OBJECTION, UH... 464 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,275 SUSTAINED. 465 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,777 SO... 466 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,580 THE POLICY WAS DESIGNED TO STOP ABORTION 467 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,849 AS A METHOD OF FAMILY PLANNING? 468 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,451 YES. 469 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,619 EVEN THOUGH, BY WITHDRAWING FUNDING FROM THOSE CLINICS, 470 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,622 THEY NO LONGER HAVE MONEY FOR A FAMILY PLANNING, 471 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,123 WHICH COULD STOP UNWANTED PREGNANCIES 472 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,960 AND THE NEED FOR ABORTIONS? 473 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:37,764 MR. BRODEN, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY USAID REPRESENTATIVE 474 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,932 THAT HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS ISSUE, ARE YOU? 475 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,434 NO, I'M NOT. 476 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,436 THE TRUTH IS THAT OUR GLOBAL GAG RULE 477 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,937 IS AFFECTING, WELL... 478 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,106 THE GLOBE. 479 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:51,110 THE BALKANS, AFRICA, SOUTH AMERICA, ASIA-- 480 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,613 ANY PLACE DEPENDANT ON U.S. FUNDING 481 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:57,617 IS NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN UTTER THE WORD "ABORTION". 482 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,452 YES, THAT'S TRUE. 483 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,521 SO DON'T YOU THINK IT'S CURIOUS 484 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,323 THAT IN OUR ADMINISTRATION'S QUEST TO STOP ABORTION, 485 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:07,360 WE'RE ACTUALLY RESTRICTING FREE SPEECH, 486 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,829 WHICH IS A HALLMARK OF DEMOCRACY? 487 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,331 OBJECTION. IRRELEVANT AND UNPATRIOTIC. 488 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,600 SUSTAINED. 489 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,165 "datemistake.com." 490 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,502 THANK GOODNESS TECHNOLOGY HAS PROGRESSED TO THE POINT 491 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:53,640 WHERE WE NO LONGER HAVE TO DEAL WITH OUR ISSUES PRIVATELY. 492 00:22:55,307 --> 00:23:00,179 SO... ANY OF MY MISADVENTURES CHRONICLED IN THERE? 493 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,848 NO. 494 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,082 SURPRISED? 495 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,216 A LITTLE. 496 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,153 AS TO THE FACT THAT YOU CHECKED ON ME, NO. 497 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,398 JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT LITTLE INCIDENT 498 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,934 WOULD BE CONSIDERED SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 499 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,603 YOU'RE QUITE INTOXICATING. 500 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,905 OOPS. DID IT AGAIN. 501 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:29,809 BUT YOU WON'T REPORT ME TO THE BOSSES. 502 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,110 WHY NOT? 503 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,145 MARLENE... 504 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,782 WHILE I HAVEN'T KNOWN YOU LONG, I GET THE FEELING 505 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,784 YOUR BEST WORK IS DONE BEHIND YOUR COLLEAGUE'S BACK. 506 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,285 IF YOU WERE TO REPORT ME, 507 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,220 YOU CERTAINLY WOULDN'T HAVE WARNED ME FIRST. 508 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,489 AND BESIDES, 509 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,591 WHAT YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO DO IS WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND ME 510 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,425 AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS. 511 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,327 YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE, AREN'T YOU? 512 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,697 EXCUSE ME? 513 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:57,770 HOW ABOUT I JUST CLEAR EVERYTHING OFF THIS DESK? 514 00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:00,673 WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THINGS RIGHT NOW, 515 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,642 THEN AFTERWARDS, YOU CAN WRITE ME UP 516 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,644 AND SEND ME ON MY WAY. 517 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:06,779 YOU'RE REPULSIVE. 518 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,280 YOU'RE RIGHT. 519 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:11,618 AND YET I CAN SEE IN YOUR EYES YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY REPULSED. 520 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,154 AND THEREIN LIES THE RUB. 521 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:24,463 *** 522 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:37,677 *** 523 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,548 YOU CAN'T HOLD SOMEONE LIABLE FOR EXPRESSING AN OPINION. 524 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,550 AND BESIDES, TRUTH IS A DEFENSE. 525 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,285 THERE ARE NO OBJECTIVELY FALSE FACTS HERE. 526 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,954 OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 527 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,556 ANONYMOUS CALLED ME CHEAP. 528 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,490 WHERE DID YOU TAKE ANONYMOUS TO DINNER? 529 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,225 JIMMY CHANGAS. 530 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,562 AND IS IT TRUE THAT YOU USED A COUPON? 531 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,797 UH, THAT'S NOT CHEAP. THAT'S SMART. 532 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,231 AND DID YOU PAY? 533 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,733 YES, I DID. 534 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,301 AND DID SHE PAY, TOO? 535 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,736 YES. 536 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:06,806 (Marlene) HE TREATED HER AS AN EQUAL, WHICH ONLY PROVES 537 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,041 HE'S A FEMINIST AS WELL AS RESOURCEFUL. MM-HMM. 538 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,743 ANONYMOUS DIDN'T POST THAT ON THERE. 539 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,179 YEAH, AND SHE SAYS I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. 540 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:15,081 I MAKE JOKES ALL THE TIME. 541 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,750 THOSE AREN'T JOKES. THOSE ARE PUNS. PUNS AREN'T FUNNY. 542 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:20,352 WELL, THAT'S JUST YOUR... 543 00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:22,188 OPUNION, ISN'T IT? 544 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,090 (Denise) OH, DEAR GOD. 545 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:25,592 LOOK, DENISE, 546 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,760 WE AGREED TO RETURN TO THE TABLE IN GOOD FAITH 547 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:29,261 BASED ON YOUR REPUTATION, 548 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:31,163 BUT YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ANY REASON 549 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,165 TO EVEN GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AGREEMENT. 550 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,734 ALL OF THE FACTS ARE ON OUR SIDE. 551 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:37,203 BUT WE MAY HAVE MORE PLAINTIFFS ON OUR SIDE. 552 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,338 WITH JUST A QUICK SEARCH ON YOUR WEB SITE, 553 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,574 WE HAVE FOUND TEN MEN WILLING TO COME FORWARD 554 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,576 WHO WERE DEFAMED WITH FALSE STATEMENTS OF FACT, 555 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:46,012 NOT OPINION. 556 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,448 YOU NEVER MENTIONED THESE MEN 557 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,450 IN YOUR PREVIOUS NEGOTIATIONS. 558 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:52,885 WE WERE JUST FOCUSING ON OUR CLIENT, 559 00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,921 AND WE WERE HOPING YOU WOULD BE REASONABLE. 560 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,422 BUT YOU'RE NOT BEING REASONABLE. 561 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:59,458 SO WE'RE EXPANDING THIS CASE TO A CLASS ACTION SUIT. 562 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:01,628 AS TO THE FACTS... 563 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:05,097 BRETT DORAN DOES NOT STILL LIVE WITH HIS MOTHER. 564 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:06,733 JACK BOSTICK 565 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:09,368 DOES NOT HAVE A 1-INCH JOHNSON, 566 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,937 EVEN ON A COLD DAY. 567 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,438 I COULD GO ON. 568 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:14,040 THERE ARE 300,000 MORE POSTINGS 569 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,143 AND PLENTY OF EAGER ASSOCIATES TO REVIEW THEM. 570 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:27,319 WE'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO TALK THIS OVER. 571 00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:29,321 MARLENE. 572 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,098 YOU POSTED THESE COMPLAINTS YOURSELF, DIDN'T YOU? 573 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,433 I'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT TO DO THAT. 574 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,435 SO YOU HAD SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU. 575 00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:44,937 A SISTER, A GIRLFRIEND? 576 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:47,439 DENISE, WHILE YOU WERE OUT ON A DATE LAST NIGHT, 577 00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:49,909 I WAS HERE UNTIL 3:00 IN THE MORNING 578 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,243 HUNTING THESE GUYS DOWN. 579 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,279 ALL IT TOOK WAS SOME HARD WORK AND LONG HOURS, 580 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,781 BUT I WAS WILLING TO DO IT. 581 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,615 NOW WE CAN GO TO COURT. THE REWARD 582 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,450 IS POTENTIALLY BIGGER, BUT SO ARE THE RISKS. 583 00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,787 OR WE CAN GO BACK IN THERE AND GET A BIGGER SETTLEMENT 584 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,321 THAN YOU ORIGINALLY NEGOTIATED. 585 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,956 YOUR CALL. 586 00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:07,660 I TALK. 587 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,461 YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 588 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:16,602 SO... HAD THE CHANCE TO TALK THINGS OVER? 589 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,638 AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE HAVE. AND? 590 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,640 WE DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS, DENISE. 591 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,776 AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY MS. MORAN DOES BUSINESS. 592 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,111 YOUR COMPANY TRADES ON 593 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,645 THE MISERY AND PETTINESS OF OTHERS. 594 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,614 MS. MORAN, THERE ARE TWO WAYS 595 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,616 TO MAKE MONEY IN A BUSINESS LIKE THIS. 596 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,618 THE FIRST IS THE SHORT-TERM CASH YOU MAKE 597 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,654 BEFORE SOMEONE LIKE US COMES IN AND SHUTS YOU DOWN 598 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:36,989 WITH A MAJOR LAWSUIT. 599 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:38,991 THE OTHER IS THE REAL MONEY THAT COMES 600 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,993 WHEN YOU GROW YOUR BUSINESS LARGE ENOUGH 601 00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:43,362 THAT ONE OF THE BIG MEDIA COMPANIES BUYS YOU OUT. 602 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,132 BUT NOBODY'S GOING TO BUY A COMPANY 603 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,467 WITH A POTENTIALLY HUGE CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT 604 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,536 HANGING OVER ITS HEAD. AND THAT'S WHY YOU WERE WILLING 605 00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,805 TO SETTLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 606 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,843 $30,000 AND THIS ALL GOES AWAY. 607 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,487 $20,000. 608 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,122 $25,000. DONE. 609 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,560 YEAH. 610 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,365 I'LL DRAW UP THE PAPERWORK. 611 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,844 DO YOU LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES? 612 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:34,781 AH, WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU LIKE? 613 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,215 YOU'RE A WEIRDO. 614 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:39,685 BUT MY POINT IS, PEOPLE LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES. 615 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:43,189 WELL, YESTERDAY IN COURT, I GAVE THEM A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE. 616 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,691 I WAS BRILLIANT. 617 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,761 BUT... AFTER YOU'VE HAD 618 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:52,231 A BIG, DELICIOUS HOT FUDGE SUNDAE, 619 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,233 IT'S AWHILE BEFORE YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE. 620 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,535 ARE YOU WITH ME SO FAR? LET'S SAY THAT I AM. 621 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,305 GREAT. I WANT YOU TO DO THE CLOSING ARGUMENT. I'M SORRY? 622 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:03,575 I GAVE THE JURY A GREAT BIG DENNY CRANE SUNDAE 623 00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:05,077 WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE 624 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:08,114 AND NUTS AND A CHERRY ON THE TOP, 625 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,615 AND NOW THEY'RE FULL. 626 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:13,485 I CAN'T STUFF ANOTHER ONE DOWN THEIR THROATS SO SOON. 627 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,622 DENNY, HOW'D IT REALLY GO IN COURT YESTERDAY? 628 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:18,757 MAGNIFICENT. 629 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:21,127 THAT BEING SAID, IF THE JURY HEARD FROM 630 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,095 SOMEONE THAT WASN'T ME, 631 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:24,964 IT MIGHT REFOCUS THEM 632 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,966 IN A WAY THAT WOULD GUARANTEE VICTORY. 633 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,734 NOT THAT VICTORY IS IN DOUBT. 634 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,003 I SEE. 635 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:34,273 ALAN... I NEED TO STAY UNDEFEATED. 636 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,275 I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL IN-- 637 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:39,578 IN FRONT OF... 638 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,613 I NEED YOU TO DO THIS. 639 00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:46,986 FRIEND HELPING FRIEND. 640 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:50,656 *** 641 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:59,899 *** 642 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:06,638 THIS CASE IS NOT ABOUT ABORTION. 643 00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:08,807 IT ISN'T ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 644 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:10,809 IT ISN'T EVEN ABOUT WHAT FOREIGN POLICY 645 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:13,112 THE UNITED STATES CHOOSES TO CONDUCT. 646 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:17,449 THIS CASE IS ABOUT HYPOCRISY AND THE ARROGANCE OF POWER. 647 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:20,719 NOW UNDER THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES, 648 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,288 ABORTION IS LEGAL. 649 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:26,458 BUT WE TELL OTHER COUNTRIES THAT IF THEY WANT U.S. AID, 650 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:31,630 THEY CANNOT PERFORM, ENCOURAGE OR EVEN MENTION ABORTION. 651 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,733 WE LOOK THE WORLD IN THE EYE AND SAY, 652 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:38,337 "DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO." 653 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:42,141 IT'S THE VERY ESSENCE OF HYPOCRISY. 654 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:46,078 SO THE CLINIC THAT KAVITA POKHAREL WENT TO HAD 655 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:47,579 HAD ITS FUNDING CUT OFF 656 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:49,815 BY A USAID REPRESENTATIVE 657 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,920 WHO MISTAKENLY BELIEVED THAT A POSTER IN THE CLINIC 658 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:55,888 ADVOCATED ABORTION. 659 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:57,256 SHE HAD BEEN TO THE CLINIC BEFORE, 660 00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:59,058 AND EVERYTHING HAD BEEN FINE. 661 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,593 SHE HAD THE REASONABLE EXPECTATION 662 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:05,164 THAT THE CLINIC WOULD CONTINUE TO FUNCTION. 663 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,999 HOW COULD SHE... 664 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:10,336 HOW COULD ANYONE BE EXPECTED TO KNOW 665 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,272 THAT UNITED STATES POLICY IS AS CHANGEABLE 666 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:16,808 AS THE POLITICAL WINDS? 667 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,446 A POLITICAL HACK 668 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,681 MADE A BRUTAL, THOUGHTLESS DECISION 669 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,551 THAT COULD NOT BE APPEALED... 670 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:30,689 AND MS. POKHAREL'S BABY DIED. 671 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:33,892 AT A TIME WHEN WE'RE TRYING TO SPREAD DEMOCRACY 672 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,394 AROUND THE GLOBE, 673 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:39,565 LET US SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE ARE NOT HYPOCRITES. 674 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,067 LET US SHOW THE WORLD 675 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,735 THAT WHEN THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNTIED STATES 676 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:46,305 MAKES A HORRIBLE, TRAGIC MISTAKE, 677 00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:49,608 THE COURTS OF THE UNITED STATES 678 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:53,445 WILL MAKE THAT GOVERNMENT PAY FOR IT. 679 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:21,573 I'D LIKE TO BEGIN WITH A CHEER. 680 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,775 WE'RE NUMBER ONE. 681 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,277 WE'RE NUMBER ONE. 682 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:28,780 WE'RE NUMBER... IT'S NOT MUCH OF A CHEER. 683 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:33,252 IT'S REPETITIVE AND RHYTHMICALLY UNINTERESTING, 684 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,421 BUT IT DOES SUCCINCTLY APPLY TO OUR COUNTRY, 685 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,956 AND HAS FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 686 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:39,958 IN FACT, WE'VE BEEN NUMBER ONE SO LONG 687 00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:41,960 THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD HAS COME TO RELY ON US. 688 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:43,962 AND WE DON'T LET THEM DOWN. 689 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:47,533 WE'RE THE WORLD'S LARGEST DONOR OF DEVELOPMENT ASSISTANCE. 690 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,768 ALL IN ALL, AS A NATION, 691 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:54,706 WE DONATE OVER $55 BILLION A YEAR IN FOREIGN AID. 692 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,708 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-- 693 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:59,845 EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MONEY. 694 00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:03,449 BUT WE MUST NEVER FORGET 695 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,985 THAT THERE IS A TERRIBLE HUMAN TRAGEDY 696 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:11,290 AT THE CENTER OF ALL THIS. 697 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,460 MS. POKHAREL LOST HER CHILD. 698 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,696 THE LOSS OF ANY CHILD'S LIFE 699 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,599 IS AN INCALCULABLE HORROR. 700 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,336 IT IS FOR THAT REASON 701 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,372 THAT I WOULD ASK YOU TO AWARD THE PLAINTIFF 702 00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:29,241 PILES AND PILES OF MONEY. 703 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:31,343 AFTER ALL, 704 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:34,313 WE HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE AWAY. 705 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:37,015 WHY NOT? 706 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:38,917 PILES AND PILES. 707 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,621 THANK YOU. 708 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,192 YOU KNOW... 709 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,694 COME TO THINK OF IT, 710 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:51,697 MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TO GIVE AWAY, DO WE? 711 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:56,635 OUR NATIONAL DEBT IS NOW OVER $8 TRILLION. 712 00:33:58,204 --> 00:34:01,073 EH, WHO CARES? GIVE 'EM PILES ANYWAY. 713 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:02,508 WHAT THE HELL? 714 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:06,845 NEVER MIND THAT WE HAVE 37 MILLION PEOPLE 715 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,715 LIVING BELOW THE POVERTY LINE RIGHT HERE AT HOME. 716 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:12,218 WHAT DOES IT MATTER THAT OUR OWN LITERACY RATE 717 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,853 DOESN'T EVEN RANK IN THE TOP 50 COUNTRIES? 718 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,289 JUST KEEP SHELLING OUT THE FOREIGN AID. 719 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:20,792 DOES IT REALLY BOTHER ANYONE THAT WE DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES 720 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:22,594 TO HELP THE KATRINA VICTIMS? 721 00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:24,596 OF COURSE NOT. 722 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,099 WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT IS THAT THE UNITED STATES 723 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:29,568 CONTINUE TO BE THAT BIG A.T.M. MACHINE 724 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:32,804 TO THE WORLD, DOLING OUT WADS OF CASH 725 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,273 TO EVERY COUNTRY WHO WANTS IT. 726 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,641 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-- 727 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,643 NEVER MIND WE DON'T HAVE IT. 728 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,078 THESE OTHER NATIONS, THEY'RE ENTITLED, AREN'T THEY? 729 00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:42,881 EVEN THE ONES WHO VILIFY US FOR PROTECTING THEIR FREEDOM. 730 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,251 BY THE WAY, LISTENING TO PLAINTIFF'S COUNSEL, 731 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:48,954 I COULDN'T HELP BUT CONCUR-- HOW HORRIBLE WE AMERICANS ARE. 732 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:52,924 OKAY, SO WE DONATE $55 BILLION A YEAR IN FOREIGN AID. 733 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:56,061 BUT THEN WE IMPOSE CERTAIN CONDITIONS ON THOSE GIFTS. 734 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,563 IMAGINE OUR AWFULNESS. 735 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,466 AND HERE, MY GOD, WE PROMISED MONEY TO A CLINIC 736 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,568 SO LONG AS THEY PROMISED NOT TO PROMOTE ABORTION. 737 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,069 SO THEY DID. 738 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,938 HOW DARE WE NOT GIVE THEM THE MONEY JUST THE SAME? 739 00:35:06,972 --> 00:35:09,441 WE SHOULD'VE GIVEN THEM THAT AND THEN SOME. 740 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,477 WE HAVE A DUTY TO PROVIDE THESE HANDOUTS 741 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:13,812 WE HAVE AN ABSOLUTE DUTY 742 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:16,448 BECAUSE WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 743 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:19,117 AND THESE OTHER NATIONS, WELL, THEY'RE ENTITLED, 744 00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:22,488 WHETHER THEY KEEP THEIR PROMISES OR NOT. 745 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,809 *** 746 00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:55,487 OUR SETTLEMENT CHECK CAME IN. 25 Gs. 747 00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:57,489 I'M JUST GLAD EVERYTHING WORKED OUT. 748 00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:59,491 ME, TOO. BUT FOR ALL THE STRUM AND DRANG, 749 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,560 WE REALLY DID MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM. 750 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,062 I'M SO GLAD WE'RE NOT LIKE THOSE WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE 751 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:06,064 WHO FEEL COMPELLED TO COMPETE 752 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:08,066 WITH EVERY PAIR OF LEGS IN A SKIRT. 753 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,068 YOU KNOW, MARLENE, YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET VERY FAR 754 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:13,472 AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT PULLING THE KIND OF CRAP 755 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,407 YOU DID WITH THIS CASE. DENISE, THE ONLY CRAP I PULLED 756 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:17,976 WAS TO BELIEVE IN THIS CASE AND INVEST MYSELF IN IT. 757 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,911 THAT'S WHY WE MORE THAN DOUBLED OUR MONEY. 758 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,913 AND I THINK THAT'S WHY THEY HIRED ME 759 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:24,115 AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. WHY DID THEY HIRE YOU? 760 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,454 ANYWAY, SEE YOU LATER. 761 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:33,392 SQUID. 762 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:35,394 HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT? 763 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:37,396 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 764 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:38,697 HOW SAY YOU? 765 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,899 "IN THE MATTER OF 766 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,769 "KAVITA POKHAREL vs. THE UNITED STATES, 767 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,771 "WE FIND IN FAVOR OF... 768 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:48,907 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." (gallery murmurs) 769 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,209 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. WE'RE ADJOURNED. (bangs gavel) 770 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:53,679 STILL UNDEFEATED. 771 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,081 I THINK MY CLOSING MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. 772 00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:58,083 DENNY, IF I WROTE IT AND DELIVERED IT, 773 00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:00,185 HOW DID IT BECOME YOUR CLOSING? 774 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,754 MY CASE, I'M THE LEAD ATTORNEY AND, OF COURSE, I'M... 775 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:05,557 YES, YOU ARE. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 776 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,058 OF COURSE, WE'LL APPEAL. 777 00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:09,227 OF COURSE, YOU'LL LOSE. 778 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:11,263 DINNER, DENNY? 779 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:12,898 DELIGHTED, DONNY. 780 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:16,468 *** 781 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,277 SON, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 782 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,746 THESE LOST CAUSES... 783 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:30,115 WHY DO YOU DO IT? 784 00:37:30,148 --> 00:37:34,420 I SUPPOSE THE STRUGGLE GIVES ME COMFORT. 785 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:35,921 (chuckles) 786 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:39,625 WHY DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO? 787 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,393 I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER. 788 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:43,829 (laughs) IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 789 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,231 WITH THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY I MAKE. 790 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,767 HMM. 791 00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:56,742 MY MOM DIED... 792 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,578 UH, A FEW MONTHS AGO. 793 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,981 I-I WAS GONNA TELL YOU THE OTHER NIGHT, BUT THE-- 794 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:05,150 WELL... 795 00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:09,120 HOOKERS MADE IT A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 796 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,390 MM-HMM. 797 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:17,128 I WENT LOOKING FOR MY REAL FATHER. 798 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:20,532 AND? 799 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:22,267 LIVES IN MAINE. 800 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,036 HE WORKS ON A CRANBERRY BOG. 801 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,872 GOOD MAN. 802 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,374 HE WEARS WADERS. 803 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:31,543 MOST DAYS, HE'S UP TO HIS KNEES 804 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,712 IN WATER AND LITTLE RED FRUITS. 805 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:37,015 HE SOUNDS LIKE A VERY MOIST MAN. 806 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:40,251 (laughs) 807 00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:43,989 HE'S NOT YOU... 808 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:49,561 NOT THE MAN I IMAGINED GROWING UP... 809 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,632 NOT THE MAN I... PICTURED IN MY MIND 810 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:56,334 WHEN I WAS STUDYING IN LAW SCHOOL. 811 00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,838 SO YOU'RE ALL ALONE. 812 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:03,775 Y-YEPPER. 813 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,013 SO... 814 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:12,551 ANY INTEREST IN BEING MY FAKE FATHER AGAIN? 815 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,421 (laughs) 816 00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:19,057 I NEVER STOPPED BEING YOUR FAKE FATHER, SON. 817 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,340 GOOD NIGHT, MR. CRANE. 818 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,776 GOOD NIGHT, MS. STANGER. 819 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,284 (thunder rumbling) 820 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,286 YOUR CLOSING WAS VERY CONVINCING, 821 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:50,288 ALMOST AS IF YOU BELIEVED IT. 822 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:51,790 I DID. 823 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,425 YOULOVE AMERICA. 824 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:54,926 OF COURSE I DO. 825 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,928 I DIDN'T AGREE WITH THE STRING 826 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:59,431 OUR GOVERNMENT ATTACHED TO THE MONEY IN THIS CASE, 827 00:39:59,465 --> 00:40:01,467 BUT WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO ATTACH STRINGS 828 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,968 TO THE FUNDS WE GIVE. 829 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,437 THAT'S MY BOY. 830 00:40:05,471 --> 00:40:08,474 I'M YOUR FRIEND, DENNY, BUT I'M NOT YOUR BOY. 831 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:10,942 THAT'S WHAT TROUBLES ME, 832 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:12,944 THIS NOTION THAT WE HAVE TO TAKE SIDES 833 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:14,412 IN THIS COUNTRY NOW-- 834 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:16,414 YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US, 835 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:17,916 REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT, 836 00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,417 RED STATE OR BLUE STATE. 837 00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:21,419 I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIVE IN A BLUE STATE. 838 00:40:21,453 --> 00:40:23,321 I MEAN... 839 00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:25,323 NO ONE LOOKS AT AN ISSUE AND STRUGGLES OVER 840 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:27,292 THE RIGHT POSITION TO TAKE ANYMORE. 841 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:29,961 AND YET, OUR ABILITY TO REASON IS WHAT MAKES US HUMAN. 842 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:32,964 LATELY WE SEEM SO WILLING TO FORFEIT THAT GIFT OF REASON 843 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:35,300 IN EXCHANGE FOR THE GOOD FEELING 844 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,802 OF BELONGING TO A GROUP. 845 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:40,171 WE ALL JUST TAKE THE POSITION OF OUR TEAM. 846 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:43,274 I'VE CERTAINLY DONE IT AND HATED MYSELF FOR IT. 847 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:45,811 I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU MAKE SO MUCH SENSE. 848 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:47,813 I MAKE SENSE ALL THE TIME, 849 00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:51,483 YOU JUST LISTEN INTERMITTENTLY. 850 00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:53,752 COULD BE. 851 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,353 (thunder continues) 852 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:58,790 AHH. I LIKE THAT NEW GIRL. 853 00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:00,926 MARLENE. 854 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,294 SHE'S GOT AN AGGRESSIVE EYE. 855 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:06,097 BET SHE'S MAGNIFICENT IN BED. 856 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,099 OH, I BET SHE'S AT HER BEST 857 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,101 WITH HER BACK AGAINST THE WALL. 858 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,737 MMM. 859 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:17,609 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK. 860 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,612 *** 861 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:23,615 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 862 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,295 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... HI, DENISE. 863 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,064 IT'S SO UNFAIR WHEN PEOPLE LIKE THAT WIN. 864 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,667 DON'T YOU SEE? SHE IS RUINING OUR FAMILY. 865 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,569 I HEAR YOU'RE IN HEAT. IT SEEMS SO. 866 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,203 ME, TOO! WE MUST BE ON THE SAME CYCLE. 867 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,172 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE LOVE. ARE YOU IN OR NOT? 868 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,506 I'M VERY MUCH IN. 869 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,742 NONSENSE. YOU COME WITH ME TO CALIFORNIA. 870 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:53,478 I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO DO IN THE LOS ANGELES OFFICE. BARRY GOAL. 871 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,847 SENIOR PARTNER. CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT L.A. BARRY GOAL. 872 00:41:55,881 --> 00:41:58,016 YOU SAID THAT. (Denny) SHE'S MAGNIFICENT. 873 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,985 (Alan) COURTNEY REESE? SHE'S GOT DENNY CRANE WRITTEN ALL OVER HER. 874 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,720 I JUST SHOT SOMEONE. 875 00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,989 DENNY CRANE. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. HEY, GUIDO. 876 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,356 SO YOU'RE NOT DEAD. NOT YET.