1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,437 Previously onBoston Legal... 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,482 I don't fear death, 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:06,745 but I am afraid of being hooked up to a machine. 4 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,747 If it came to that, my friend, I would pull your plug. 5 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,749 Pull a plug? I want you to shoot me. 6 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:14,318 "Professor Clifford Cabot's Cabinet of Sexual Curiosities." 7 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:16,668 I intend for it to be my legacy to the world. 8 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,670 I need a favor. I want you to find out 9 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,324 if my daughter is using drugs again. 10 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,631 I'm Rachel.I'm Brad. Nice to meet you. 11 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:23,893 PAUL: Have you made contact with Rachel? 12 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,373 She's been clean for five years. 13 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,114 Denise Bauer, attorney, Daniel Post. 14 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,463 Guy dying of cancer. 15 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:29,986 You're going off like a dog, aren't you? 16 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,988 What do you mean?When a dog knows it's gonna die, 17 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,903 it goes off into the woods by itself. 18 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:36,384 Imagine killing somebody you deeply love. 19 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:39,474 You said you'd do it for me. You promised.I don't know that I could. 20 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:40,823 We had sex.Yes. 21 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:42,216 Incredible sex.Yes. 22 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,869 And that's it?Yes. 23 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:45,741 If you're okay with going back to the way things were, so am I. 24 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:47,699 Just friends.Just friends. 25 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:50,050 Friends with benefits.SHIRLY: Alan, Marlene Stanger. Marlene, Alan Shore. 26 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:52,269 I look forward to working with you, Ms. Stanger. 27 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:53,879 Marlene is a first-rate lawyer. 28 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,099 She stole my case.I thought we could do better. 29 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,710 You are not gonna get very far at Crane, Poole & Schmidt 30 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,103 pulling the kind of crap you did with this case. 31 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:02,062 Cancel the rest of your weekend. 32 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:04,151 I'm taking you to Nimmo Bay.I want to take you to my spa. 33 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,935 What are you doing in my bed?I don't know! 34 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,676 What do you mean you don't know?Anything Denny Crane can do, 35 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,895 I can do backwards and wearing high heels. 36 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,201 Who are we?Denny Crane. 37 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,333 Alan Shore. 38 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:13,682 Leaders of men. 39 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,901 With bull's-eyes on our asses. 40 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:20,558 ♪♪ 41 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:30,481 [women screaming] 42 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:33,615 Shat the hell? Paul, stop them. 43 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,791 Security's been called. 44 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,837 Oh, dear. This could be my fault. 45 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:42,145 I seem to have mated them both. 46 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:44,452 Yes, I did, all right. 47 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:45,714 Jane, Sheila. Whoa. 48 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:48,064 Alan, this is absolutely... 49 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,197 Wrong, yes. Office policy manuals and such. 50 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,763 I know, Shirley. 51 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:54,940 But you'll just have to cut me some slack this time of year. 52 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:57,334 "This time of year"?It's spring. I'm in heat. 53 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,429 I hear you're in heat. 54 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:06,778 It seems so. 55 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,824 Me, too. We must be on the same cycle. 56 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,956 What do you do when you're in heat? 57 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,133 Generally I have a good deal of sex. 58 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,657 Me, too! Where?Out and about. 59 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,877 You mean right here in Boston?It's the most convenient locale. 60 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,966 Don't do that, man. 61 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,186 The women in Boston are pale this time of year, 62 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,536 and they haven't lost their winter fat.Like spring snow, 63 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,930 Boston women have their own particular benefits. 64 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,106 Nonsense! You come with me to California. 65 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,977 It's spring all the time there. 66 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,762 I have some business to do in the Los Angeles office. 67 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:35,981 We'll have time to prowl all we want, 68 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,592 and we can write the whole thing off. 69 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,681 Denny, in all modesty, my state of heat 70 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:42,118 doesn't generally require me to prowl. 71 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,642 Women have a tendency to find me. 72 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,601 Well, let them find you in L.A. 73 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:49,169 Now don't be difficult. You know we're going. 74 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,648 We'll take the jet, grab a limo, 75 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,433 drop by Crane, Poole & Schmidt Los Angeles, 76 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:53,999 do a little business. 77 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,479 Then we'll check in to Chateau de Mer. 78 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,177 They have that luxury down bedding 79 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,222 with the 500-thread cotton sheets. 80 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,181 Women love that high thread count. 81 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,747 As do I. 82 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,315 You mean I've convinced you? 83 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,839 I do have a hankering for some strip mall sushi. 84 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:09,667 Yes, the thread count put me over. 85 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:12,714 A few days.I'll make some calls. 86 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:15,760 ♪♪ 87 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:46,443 ♪♪ 88 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,489 ♪ You look so good tonight ♪ 89 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:51,187 ♪ Good thing, I can hardly wait ♪ 90 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,362 ♪ 'Cause I love your style 91 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:53,929 ♪ Your whole body 92 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:57,193 ♪ Baby I love your shake 93 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,063 ♪ Watch the girl 94 00:03:58,107 --> 00:03:58,934 ♪ Watch your eyes 95 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,022 ♪ Watch your legs 96 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:02,067 ♪ Watch your thighs 97 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,373 ♪ Watch your love 98 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,636 ♪ Watch your style Watch your smile ♪ 99 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,943 ♪ Appreciate 100 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,387 I was doing research! 101 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,955 At a motel with a prostitute. 102 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:22,566 I promise you, I've done nothing licentious.Me neither. 103 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,264 I was cultivating case studies, 104 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,744 conducting interviews with ladies of the eve 105 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:29,617 for my survey of victorian sexual mores versus present-day. 106 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,575 Me, too. 107 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:34,535 Clifford!Oh, my god. You don't believe me. 108 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,406 She was naked during the interview. 109 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:39,583 It looks suspicious.It was a demonstration speech. 110 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:42,107 The art of seduction vis-à-vis clothing removal. 111 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,718 Just ask lafonda. 112 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,720 Look, Clifford, it doesn't matter what I think. 113 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,722 You've got your story. You're sticking to it. 114 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,114 I will post bail. 115 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,725 Shirley... 116 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,379 Yes? 117 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:55,164 Could you see about getting my shoelaces back? 118 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,646 Yeah. 119 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:03,999 ♪♪ 120 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,437 Now the legal concepts of sufficiency of evidence 121 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,309 and weight of evidence are different. 122 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:10,962 A prime example is 123 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:13,008 The Commonwealth vs. Thompkins. 124 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,357 [intercom buzzes]Yes? 125 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,793 [woman] Brad, Beth Guttman on line two. 126 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,795 Tell her I'm in a meeting. I'll call her right back. 127 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,797 She said it was an emergency. 128 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,365 It's my sister. This will just take a minute. 129 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,760 Yeah, beth. What's up? 130 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:29,024 What, when? 131 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:32,288 Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, I'm on my way. 132 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,335 Don't let her say a thing until I get there. 133 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,346 Brad!Beth. 134 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,173 What happened? 135 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:50,175 Oh, Hannah was at this party. 136 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,352 Kids were... There were drugs. 137 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,484 And this one boy... 138 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:57,052 Died of an overdose. 139 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,760 ♪♪ 140 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,417 Denny, you... 141 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:17,072 Good lord. 142 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,422 Does this make me look fat? 143 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:22,077 Yes, wear heels. 144 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,383 Don't do this. 145 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,689 You know you can't handle Los Angeles. 146 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,387 I'll be fine. 147 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,606 Every spring you take this little trip out west, 148 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,130 and then we spend every summer, fall and winter 149 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:33,915 trying to get the charges dropped. 150 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,612 If you're referring to the Vanna White incident, 151 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:38,441 there was contributory negligence on her part. 152 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,400 You groped her rear end 153 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:42,837 during the whole buffet line at a cocktail party. 154 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,839 How exactly was she negligent? 155 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,144 Her tushy. 156 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:47,929 Legally, it's called an attractive nuisance. 157 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,452 Look, if you are sincerely concerned 158 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,236 about my dalliances in Los Angeles, 159 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,064 there's one way to prevent them. 160 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,893 Come with me. You know how I feel about you. 161 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:58,548 Mm, your wet suit's doing all the talking. 162 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:04,249 Bogey and bacall had paris. 163 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:05,947 You and I can have Los Angeles. 164 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,775 We can take the first flight out. 165 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:10,995 Denny, every year I threaten. Every year I cajole. 166 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,302 All I have left is to plead. 167 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:16,566 If you care about me, don't make me plead. 168 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,916 Denny crane does not make promises, 169 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,398 but for you, I will try and be a good boy. 170 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,444 Thank you. 171 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:27,534 How did you get into that thing, anyway? 172 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:30,711 A lot of vaseline 173 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,583 and chuck in word processing helped. 174 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:35,890 Poor chuck. 175 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,588 I hope he'll help me get out of it. 176 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:41,286 She doubled the client's money.Denise was there, too. 177 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,027 I thought that was the case you settled at 10.WelL... 178 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:45,682 You guys make a great team.Every team needs a great closer. 179 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,597 Oh, and it really helps that one of you is funny, 180 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,512 because funny helps with the clients.Her? 181 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:50,818 Thanks, guys.Too bad you're both up for partner. 182 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,646 Spring vote.Always a lot harder. 183 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,604 This place is so sexist.Four spots. 184 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,780 There's no way they're gonna give two of them to women. 185 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,173 You guys should team up. 186 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,131 Whoever makes it this time can then vote 187 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,264 for the other one next time. 188 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,179 I'm just gonna run in and grab a seat. 189 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,007 That's what you should do! 190 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,226 And then the other one can just buy you dinner or something. 191 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:14,624 ♪♪ 192 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,107 We won't know what the boy died of 193 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,283 until after the autopsy. 194 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,764 More than likely a bad mix of prescription medications.What are you talking about? 195 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,766 Have you ever heard of "pharming" parties? 196 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,202 No. 197 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,334 Not farming with an "f" but a "p-H." 198 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:32,033 It's what kids are doing as of late. 199 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,556 They go to their parents' medicine cabinets, 200 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,558 find the leftover prescriptions-- 201 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,995 pain medicines for backaches, sleeping pills, 202 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,388 even their own medications for A.D.D. 203 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:42,304 They take all these pharmaceuticals, get together, 204 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,785 trade 'em, mix 'em into various medication cocktails 205 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,787 just to see what kind of fun can be had. 206 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,224 This poor kid more than likely got a bad mix. 207 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,661 Do you know about this?First I'm hearing. 208 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,055 The kids were smart enough to dump all the pills 209 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,578 down the toilet, 210 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,624 but we found the prescription bottles, 211 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,103 labels missing, in the trash out back. 212 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,975 Hannah would never be involved in anything like that. 213 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,977 She's already on an antidepressant. 214 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,979 She knows better than to mix it with anything. 215 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,981 Hannah's on antidepressants? 216 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,810 She's had clinical depression for two years. 217 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,772 She won't tell me anything. 218 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,469 The other kids aren't talking, 219 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,297 but the D.A.'s not gonna let this one go. 220 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,778 Someone's going to jail. 221 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:24,128 I'll talk to her. 222 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:38,012 You cut your hair since christmas. 223 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,796 Yeah. 224 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:48,196 Well, we've got a long road ahead of us. 225 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,502 And I realize you're probably still in shock, 226 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,592 but as you can see, 227 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,595 we've got a little bit of a problem here. 228 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,248 Besides Ryan being dead? 229 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,729 No, I understand you lost a friend, Hannah, 230 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,602 but Ryan's parents also lost a son. 231 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,778 And they are not gonna stop, and nor should they, 232 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:07,607 until they find out exactly what happened last night. 233 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,217 And right now as we're talking, 234 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,219 all your other friends are with their attorneys 235 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,221 who are advising them to speak up. 236 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,223 And the first one to speak up 237 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,225 is gonna make a deal with the district attorney. 238 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:20,054 Everyone else is gonna take responsibility for the crime, 239 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,926 and someone is going to go to jail. 240 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:30,586 Hannah, I know you're a good person. 241 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,936 I know you're a good friend, 242 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:36,810 but this is the one time you need to think of yourself first. 243 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,475 Um, the strom trial doesn't begin until the fall, 244 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,086 so we can discuss that at a later date. 245 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,436 Denise, what have you got? 246 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,090 Uh, the preitzler deposition starts monday, 247 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,745 plus I'm still negotiating on friedman vS. Langston, 248 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,747 and, oh, paul needs help on maccuish and wassen. 249 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,271 Full load.Very full. Lots of billables, 250 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,838 but I'm handling it.Good. 251 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,492 In that case--I'm available. 252 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,930 Excellent, so you're with me on the clifford cabot case. 253 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,672 Okay, people, that does it. Thank you very much. 254 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,160 Marlene. 255 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,814 You're typing with such intensity, 256 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,774 almost as though there was some imminent climax. 257 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:36,826 She's on antidepressants. 258 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,133 I had no idea. I thought we were close. 259 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,526 Suddenly we're "ordinary peoplE." 260 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,745 You're holiday close. 261 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,399 You get together for the biggies-- 262 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,748 you know, christmas, easter, 263 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,142 share some laughs, old stories. 264 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:50,318 And there's something really comforting about that, 265 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:53,190 but in-between the jokes, that's where stuff like 266 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,584 "Hannah's got clinical depression" hang out. 267 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,369 I mean, how do you share something like that? 268 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,763 Plus, it's Hannah's private business. 269 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:01,938 Not anymore. 270 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,767 It's like we've been strangers for years. 271 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,117 Do they know everything about you? 272 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,424 BETH: Brad? 273 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,428 Can I, um... 274 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,864 Hey, Beth. 275 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,781 They arrested her. 276 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,391 One of the kids talked. 277 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,089 He said it was all Hannah's fault, 278 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,743 that she organized the whole party, 279 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,745 that she brought all the drugs. 280 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,572 I know that's not true. 281 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:31,054 Where is she now?Rick's arranging bail. 282 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:41,282 ♪♪ 283 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,636 This is my world. Welcome to it. 284 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,291 The current research from the top academics in my field 285 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,554 at the most prestigious universities in the country. 286 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,731 "Sex and love in the time of the booty call." 287 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,559 "Buzz off: a history 288 00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:01,215 of anti-vibrator legislation in the United States." 289 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,739 All legitimate papers, presented 290 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,394 at the Yale sex week symposium last month. 291 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,439 You know, you have a way about you. 292 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,922 Anywho, the paper that I'm working on 293 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:16,056 entitled "Low As A Ho: Privileging Sexual Purveyors 294 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,623 And The Fallacy Of Phallocentricism" 295 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,930 could only be made possible through field research, 296 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,454 which is what I was doing when accosted by the fuzz. 297 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,369 Clifford, I think you can understand 298 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,371 how the police might have mistaken your intentions 299 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,373 and let their imaginations get away from them. 300 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,027 And that's their problem. 301 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,160 Finally, our universities are making great strides 302 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,423 in understanding the human sexual condition. 303 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,904 Graphic sexuality has become ubiquitous in modern society. 304 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,907 It's irresponsible not to teach young people about it. 305 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,822 These are for real. 306 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,433 You're kidding.As whacked out as some of these things sound-- 307 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,609 no offense, Clifford-- 308 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:50,786 they're all legitimate scholarly research articles.Exactly. 309 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,093 Research which required extensive interviews. 310 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:56,313 My cousin went to elementary school with the D.A. 311 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,272 I think we've got enough here to go to him 312 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,491 and get these charges dropped. 313 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,190 I like her. 314 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,153 ♪♪ 315 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,764 That's not how it happened! They're lying! 316 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,202 Then you have to tell the truth. 317 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,160 Now these kids are doing exactly what is expected of them. 318 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,684 They're acting in their own self-interest. 319 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:23,471 Hannah, you must understand, you could go to jail for this. 320 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,866 They are charging you with second degree murder. 321 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,262 HANNAH: No. 322 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,875 No. 323 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,276 [chuckles]MARLENE: Casey.. 324 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,626 Casey, when you finish perusing, 325 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,716 please note that what our client had on his mind 326 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,414 was purely Q&A for research purposes only. 327 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,198 There was no intent to solicit. 328 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,070 Oh, no intent, huh? [chuckles] 329 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,201 [chuckles] 330 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,595 You guys want to let us in on the joke? 331 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:04,512 We found that professor cabot, in doing his research, 332 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,863 was extremely thorough. 333 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,213 Check it out. 334 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,347 CLIFFORD: Show me! 335 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,262 Show me the plight of the exploited sex worker! 336 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,351 Oh, and show me your ass! 337 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:20,049 Oh, dear lord. 338 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,964 Check it out. She's about to graduate magna cum laude. 339 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,314 Tell me your quim is quivering! 340 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,447 WOMAN: What's a quim? 341 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,624 Can you believe she didn't know what a quim was?Clifford! 342 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,279 I know, it's awful, pure misery. What do we do? 343 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,976 Plead this out, take your lumps. 344 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,239 I can't do that. My reputation is at stake. 345 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,633 If I plead guilty, there goes my entire academic career. 346 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,591 You should have thought of that 347 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,898 before you hired eliza doolittle to polish your knob. 348 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,553 Okay, Shirley, yes, I'm guilty. Put me in shackles. 349 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,555 Let's not go there. 350 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,600 But I really didgo to that motel for research, 351 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,951 only this time lafonda looked so inviting. 352 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,561 Her smile told me 353 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,563 everything was gonna be all right, 354 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,957 and I got carried away. 355 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,046 Shirley, I'm mortified to admit this, 356 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,439 but I hadn't been intimate with a woman for years. 357 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,616 My wife left me emotionally and sexually 358 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,010 long before we ever parted ways legally. 359 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,534 And loneliness, well, 360 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:13,885 it isn't something you can just think your way out of. 361 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:17,280 Clifford, how many of these interviews have you done? 362 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,891 With this latest study, 11. 363 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,242 But this is the first time anything inappropriate 364 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,070 has everhappened. 365 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:27,247 Ooh. Maybe it's the third. 366 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,944 We're sunk. 367 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,469 ♪♪ 368 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,697 This will stop. 369 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,265 What will stop? 370 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,919 You and your little games. They're a distraction, 371 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,312 and they will stop. 372 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,358 Well, what do you suggest instead? 373 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,492 We're going to make love. 374 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,017 You're going to give me everything you've got. 375 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,410 We're going to get this out of our system. 376 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,933 It will be kept between the two of us, 377 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,284 and then we will move on. 378 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,807 Sounds very organized. 379 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,548 Cut the nonsense. Are you in or not? 380 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,332 I am very much in. 381 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,552 However, I have some thoughts. 382 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,642 First, I am a bit old-fashioned. 383 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:18,211 When it comes to certain women, I prefer to do the stalking. 384 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,301 You've got 24 hours.I certainly won't be timed. 385 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:24,347 I think you're vile.That's a very good sign. 386 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:27,394 For some, it takes quite a while to reach that point. 387 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:31,441 But you seem very in touch 388 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,227 with the worst that the world has to offer. 389 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:39,275 You've always been a very bad girl. 390 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,712 Now you're working up to awful, 391 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,237 and you think I'm just the lucky lad to get you there. 392 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,195 You might just be right, 393 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:49,155 as long as it's messy 394 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,548 and hurts just a bit. 395 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,426 [lowers voice] Just as soon as I return from Los Angeles. 396 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:07,434 ♪♪ 397 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,746 ♪♪ 398 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,923 ♪ Go, go little bit more 399 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,100 ♪ Feel that rythem in your soul ♪ 400 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,840 ♪ Aint nobody gonna stop the flow ♪ 401 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,016 ♪ Move your body from head to toe ♪ 402 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,975 This has a familiar feel to it. 403 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,977 Oh, I forgot. You haven't been to this branch. 404 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,892 How are you? Denny Crane. 405 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,894 I'm a big believer in consistency. 406 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,375 Whether you kill someone in Boston, New York, Chicago-- 407 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,638 Denny Crane-- 408 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,379 L.A., London, Tokyo, 409 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,555 you'll feel right at home here. 410 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,209 Oh, my God. 411 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,385 So I'll messenger those contracts to you this afternoon. 412 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,908 Perfect. Thank you. 413 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,779 Ms. Reese. 414 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,391 Denny Crane.Hello. 415 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,262 I'm sorry, theDenny Crane. 416 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,959 Crane, Poole & sperm-- Schmidt. 417 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,962 May I say that I have seen every single one 418 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,182 of the episodes of Night Bay? 419 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,445 Thank you.And I wonder, 420 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,055 how can they keep this thing going? 421 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,275 [chortles]But, you know, 422 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,756 night swimmers need protection, too, 423 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,758 and drug smugglers, who thrive under the cloak of darkness. 424 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:14,240 [chortles] And this is my colleague Alan Shore. 425 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,763 A pleasure, miss... 426 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,591 Oh, he doesn't watch television. 427 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,767 I doubt he's even seen 428 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,769 the sex tape your boyfriend filmed of you. 429 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,250 I have to go now. 430 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,600 Bye-bye. 431 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,210 I love L.A. 432 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:31,126 Denny crane, you son of a gun. How are you? 433 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,607 Good, good, good. 434 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,870 Barry Goal.Alan Shore. How do you do? 435 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,828 Senior partner Crane, Poole & Schmidt L.A. 436 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,656 Barry Goal. 437 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,050 You said that.Denny Crane west, almost. 438 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,661 Got it.Barry goal. 439 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,229 [laughs] 440 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,318 ♪♪ 441 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,277 Docket number 52893. 442 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,366 Commonwealth vs. Hannah Guttman 443 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,063 on a charge of second degree murder.Great. 444 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,891 How do you plead?Not guilty, your honor. 445 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,675 Bail?The defense requests R.O.R. 446 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,547 Hannah's parents can take responsibility for her. 447 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,071 The defendant is charged with second degree murder. Bail-- 448 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,073 That's way out of whack, your honor. 449 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,249 This case is involuntary manslaughter at its best. 450 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,817 You're gonna tell me how to file?She's overcharging, your honor, 451 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,645 hoping we'll plead for manslaughter. 452 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,690 An innocent boy is dead, your honor. 453 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,779 Forgive me for taking it seriously.All right. 454 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,781 The defendant has no prior record. 455 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,262 I'm going to release her into the custody of her parents. 456 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,830 Conference with the clerk for scheduling. 457 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,617 WOMAN: Hannah... 458 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,271 You're not going to look at us? 459 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,317 [whispers] Let's go.You killed our son. 460 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,363 You're not going to even look at us? 461 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,327 DENNY: And did you take care of what we talked about? 462 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,589 Just as you requested. 463 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,504 All the amendments to your living will 464 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,201 have been incorporated per your specifications. 465 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,247 We just need the proper signatures.Excellent. 466 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,379 And just so you know, we did a search, 467 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,339 and there's no place that will legally sanction euthanasia 468 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,210 by bullet to the brain. 469 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,342 Oh. Chest? 470 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,431 Sorry, the most you can hope for 471 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,433 is a slow morphine drip 472 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,913 or counting on alan here to pull your plug. 473 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,306 Excuse me? 474 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,308 Denny has amended his living will 475 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,484 to grant you power of attorney 476 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,965 so you can enforce the D.N.R. clause. 477 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,054 Just in case, uh, you know... 478 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:15,143 Since cap Weinberger died, 479 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,580 I need someone else to pull my plug. 480 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,887 You're up, alan. I've got a slot open. 481 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,105 Hancock? 482 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,110 I'm sorry, Barry. 483 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,417 We'll have to take care of this another time. 484 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,603 We are so screwed on the Clifford Cabot case. 485 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,475 Really? Oh, I'm sorry. 486 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,694 And you were so eager to get on that one, too. 487 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,131 I know. I thought we had a real strong argument 488 00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:49,220 that his encounter with the crazy hooker 489 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,222 was just part of his crazy academic research, 490 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,442 but it turns out he videotaped the whole thing. 491 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,096 He videotaped it?Yeah. 492 00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,098 And it's not one of those blurry night-vision videos. 493 00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:58,926 This one is crystal clear. 494 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:01,320 But the important thing is, he filmed it. 495 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,974 He made a film. 496 00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:06,760 A film which is protected under the first amendment. 497 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,327 Uh, Denise. 498 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,372 [Rossini's "William Tell Overture" playing] 499 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,156 Paul, uh, I-I can't, not now. 500 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,392 Shirley! 501 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,568 I had a thought.Ride with me. 502 00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:34,527 Get out! 503 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,445 No! 504 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,142 No, no! 505 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,144 [breathing heavily] And if he filmed it 506 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,146 for distribution to entertain an audience, 507 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:46,365 that's pornography, 508 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,367 which is protected under the first amendment. 509 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,020 [distant pounding]Good thinking. 510 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:52,153 What is that pounding? 511 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,808 This building has a lot of quirks. 512 00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:57,201 Haven't you noticed? 513 00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:59,247 I hate her! 514 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,950 ♪♪ 515 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,355 Great. 516 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,749 I need your help. 517 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,536 BRAD: Hannah, this is Rachel Lewiston. 518 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,712 Hi, Hannah.Hi. 519 00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:32,759 I'm just gonna be out there. 520 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,599 Well, nothing awkward about this, is there? 521 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:49,297 I'm sorry, but why am I even talking to you? 522 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:52,300 Honestly, 'cause your uncle is a little lame. 523 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:54,302 Yeah, he thought I could help you, 524 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,957 but the only thing I can think to do 525 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,438 is to tell you about Jenny Diner.Who? 526 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,918 She was a girl I met in rehab. 527 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:03,790 I was there recently. 528 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,269 Jenny's about your age, 529 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:07,054 angry as hell. 530 00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:08,708 We got along great. 531 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,492 I mean, there were other addicts there 532 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,321 who I had more in common with, 533 00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:15,758 but Jenny and I, um, 534 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,108 well, we really understood each other. 535 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,546 I, um... 536 00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:24,332 I mentioned it to one of the counselors one day. 537 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,290 He said he wasn't surprised. 538 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:29,642 They've done studies that show that drug and alcohol abuse 539 00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:31,774 stunts your emotional growth. 540 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,602 Whatever age you start abusing, 541 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:36,126 that's the age you are emotionally, 542 00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,955 so even though I'm pushing the big 4-0, 543 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:42,437 and I'm raising a 3-year-old, in many ways, I'm still 16, 544 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,526 which is why my father's stare 545 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,660 can still make me feel two-feet tall 546 00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:51,011 and why my best friend and confidant in rehab 547 00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:54,101 was a 16 year old hooked on heroin. 548 00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,929 I don't do drugs. 549 00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:57,757 Hannah... 550 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,847 I just want to tell you 551 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:03,937 the one thing I learned the really, really hard way, 552 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,809 and that is you have to own your crap. 553 00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:09,029 What you do, what you say, 554 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,987 who you hurt-- 555 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:12,989 you have to own all of it. 556 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,339 And if you don't want to be stuck here at age 16 557 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,341 for the rest of your life, 558 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:19,735 you're gonna have to tell people what happened. 559 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:40,321 Your Honor, the defense's motion to dismiss is absurd. 560 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,192 We have a videotape which clearly shows 561 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:44,847 that the defendant was caught fully... In the commission 562 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,588 of the illegal act. 563 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:49,460 It used to be called in flagrante delicto, 564 00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:52,594 but people don't speak as colorfully anymore. 565 00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:54,901 It's a damn shame, too. 566 00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:56,598 Ms. Stanger. 567 00:25:56,642 --> 00:26:00,123 Professor Cabot was indeed in that motel room. 568 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:03,474 He did purchase the services of LaFonda Raymond, 569 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:05,694 and he did set up his camera and make a videotape, 570 00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:08,349 and that is why the charges should be dismissed. 571 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,090 I'm not following you, Ms. Stanger. 572 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:13,006 Your Honor, Professor Cabot was not engaged 573 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,095 in an act of prostitution. 574 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,227 He was, in fact, making a pornographic movie, 575 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,186 and as a result, everything he did 576 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,580 is protected under the first amendment.Oh, come on. 577 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,712 Your Honor, Professor Cabot is 578 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,627 a distinguished professor and budding director, 579 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,587 but unlike many other first-time independent filmmakers...Please! 580 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,589 Professor Cabot comes to his subject 581 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,634 after years of study and research, 582 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,289 which will only serve to broaden and deepen 583 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:38,335 the potential impact of his cinematic creation. 584 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:40,468 Wow. 585 00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,775 I hope you can see through this ridiculous smokescreen. 586 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,254 It doesn't matter if the defendant 587 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:45,908 is a professor or a bog worker. 588 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:49,042 It doesn't matter if he had ten cameras rolling the whole time. 589 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,044 The fact is, he paid to have sex with a prostitute, 590 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:52,567 and that's against the law. 591 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,439 Your Honor, I have a witness who will prove my argument. 592 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:58,399 Mr. Craven, have you had a chance to look at the film 593 00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:01,663 made by professor cabot?Yes. 594 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,796 In your expert opinion as a filmmaker, 595 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:05,711 what is professor cabot doing in the film? 596 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:08,235 Well, he's acting, he's directing the action 597 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,890 and, of course, he's screwing. 598 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:14,110 As part of his performance?Yes. 599 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:16,112 So we have acting, directing, cinematography-- 600 00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:18,114 if you include his humming, he's doing the score. 601 00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:20,551 We're talking about a film here, aren't we? 602 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:22,989 Oh, yes.Now I think we would all agree 603 00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:25,469 that this isn't a particularly good film. 604 00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:27,167 Oh, boy.But let me ask you this. 605 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,648 Is this film, a film produced and directed 606 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:33,652 by professor cabot, starring himself and lafonda, 607 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:36,480 is it the worst film you've ever seen? 608 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,831 No, not by a long shot. 609 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:42,051 ♪♪ 610 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:04,204 It was just stuff from the drug store, prescriptions. 611 00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:06,554 It was safe. 612 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:09,078 No, not for Ryan. 613 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,298 Everybody's on something. 614 00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:13,953 I have friends who have to take a pill 615 00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:16,042 to wake up in the morning, to go to sleep, to study. 616 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,348 I need to take something to calm down before a test. 617 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:22,004 Hannah, I'm not here to judge.Yes, you are. Everyone is. 618 00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,876 They're trying to pin this whole thing on me, 619 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,747 and I didn't organize the party, 620 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,749 and I didn't bring all the drugs. 621 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,359 Okay. 622 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:32,406 But, um... 623 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:39,848 I gave Ryan the meds that killed him. 624 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:42,938 I was just trying to make him better. 625 00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:45,854 You need to explain this to me. 626 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,203 I can't. 627 00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:49,640 You don't know what it's like to be depressed. 628 00:28:49,684 --> 00:28:52,382 Sure I do.No, you don't. 629 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:57,561 Real depression affects you physically. 630 00:28:57,605 --> 00:29:00,390 You literally can't get out of bed. 631 00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:03,698 There's a weight pressing down on you all the time. 632 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,005 You don't care if you eat, if you stink. 633 00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:08,268 It's all too much. 634 00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:11,532 And Ryan had it. 635 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:14,361 I told him to talk to his parents. 636 00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:19,105 They told him to study harder and play sports after school. 637 00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:22,456 Ryan was drowning, and they couldn't see it. 638 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:29,245 The night of the party, 639 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,639 I swear,I gave Ryan 640 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:34,207 the exact dose that I was taking. 641 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:37,036 He must have, you know, had something first, 642 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:39,081 or he was drinking, or I don't know, 643 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,257 he was allergic, but he wasn't supposed to die, though! 644 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:42,737 Shh, shh. 645 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,913 He wasn't supposed to die. 646 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:47,655 He wasn't supposed to. 647 00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:52,878 So it's true? 648 00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:55,576 Wes Cravenwas your ace in the hole? 649 00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:57,230 Paul, she was brilliant. 650 00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:59,449 I know we're not supposed to say clients are guilty, 651 00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:01,625 but this guy was guilty, and she got him off. 652 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,279 Oh... [chuckles] 653 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:05,716 I'll see you guys. 654 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,806 Marlene, tell me more. 655 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:10,112 Shirley, I-I realize there's no way 656 00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:12,288 that I can say this without sounding petty, 657 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,943 but that whole pornography/ first amendment rights thing, 658 00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:16,771 that was my idea. 659 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,599 Yeah, it sounds like you, 660 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:23,778 but, Denise, she got to the elevator first. 661 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:27,956 [Beck's "Where It's At" playing] 662 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,312 ♪ There's a destination a little up the road ♪ 663 00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:38,793 ♪ From the habitations and the towns we know ♪ 664 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,143 ♪ A place we saw the lights turn low ♪ 665 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:43,667 ♪ Jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow ♪ 666 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:46,148 ♪ Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts ♪ 667 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:48,324 Denny Crane. 668 00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:49,848 Denny Crane. 669 00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:52,502 I sometimes forget that you're famous.I'm well-known. 670 00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:54,504 ♪ Clap your hands 671 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:57,681 ♪ Where it's at 672 00:30:57,725 --> 00:30:59,727 What a small world. 673 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:01,120 And what big-- 674 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:02,948 You knewshe'd be here. 675 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,471 It's her favorite restaurant. 676 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:07,343 My God, they're beautiful. 677 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,563 ♪ Where it's at 678 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:11,695 MAN: Courtney!Hey, hey! 679 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:14,394 Hey, hey, hey, knock it off, give her some space! 680 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,048 What's the matter with you? 681 00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:18,180 Hey, hey. 682 00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:22,576 [soft jazz playing] 683 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,015 She's magnificent. 684 00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:29,365 Ever see the show she hosts? 685 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,063 It's called The Phoenix. 686 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,891 Is it about mythology? 687 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,893 Oh, yeah, people would watch that. 688 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,416 No, it's a reality show. 689 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:37,983 They take these wrecked broads 690 00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:40,072 and make 'em look, uh, pretty. 691 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,598 She could at least have shared a drink with me. 692 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:46,165 Why should she? You stalked her. 693 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:48,732 I did not stalk her.You found out where she eats. 694 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:51,213 You showed up. That's stalking. 695 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:54,042 All right, why are you still miffed at me? 696 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:56,871 I'm not miffed, Denny.You're miffed enough to ruin my meal. 697 00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:00,527 I thought being my plug-puller would be an honor.It is. 698 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,399 And I'm not saying I don't want to be the one to pull your plug. 699 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,445 I just felt the way the whole package 700 00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:06,968 was presented to me was wrong. 701 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:09,275 I just told you to sign my document. 702 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:10,363 Exactly. 703 00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:12,278 With something as monumental as that, 704 00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:14,497 you don't just push a piece of paper in one's face. 705 00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:15,977 You discuss it first. 706 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,674 We've discussed it plenty of times. 707 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:20,286 You said you would shoot me. 708 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:23,071 There's a difference between talking about it 709 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,421 and signing a legal document.You're a frickin' lawyer for god's sake. 710 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,380 That's what you do!With others, yes. 711 00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:29,034 When it comes to my personal life, 712 00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:31,384 I don't actually sign contracts at the drop of a hat. 713 00:32:31,427 --> 00:32:33,386 When I say I'll do something, I do it, regardless of 714 00:32:33,429 --> 00:32:36,041 a piece of paper, and I expect people to hold me to my word. 715 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,956 What's the matter with you? People don't do that anymore. 716 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:39,914 And you certainly can't expect the hospital 717 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,916 to acknowledge your word. 718 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,484 In this case, I can see that. 719 00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:46,921 Well, are you gonna sign the damn thing or not? 720 00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:52,535 Okay. 721 00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:55,103 I apologize. 722 00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:58,106 How about I ask you properly? 723 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:00,152 Okay. 724 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:06,810 Would you do me the honor of killing me? 725 00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:12,991 I will. 726 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,691 Waiter, champagne. 727 00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:23,479 ♪♪ 728 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:33,663 ♪♪ 729 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:36,188 This is just a nightmare. 730 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:38,842 It is, but we've got a case. 731 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:41,671 Oh, thank God. 732 00:33:41,715 --> 00:33:43,804 Hannah had a very compelling motive 733 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:46,111 for giving Ryan those pills, 734 00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:48,113 and I'm almost positive that I can plead out. 735 00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:50,637 She told you she gave him the pills?Yes. 736 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,465 And I believe that she was trying to help him, 737 00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:54,989 and I think she can convince the D.A., too. 738 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:59,298 Well, if she pleads guilty, will she get probation? 739 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:01,561 No. 740 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:05,913 It's... She's probably gonna have to do some time 741 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:07,697 in a juvenile facility, maybe a year. 742 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,917 No, it would kill her, Brad! 743 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,701 She's a sick girl! 744 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:14,400 I'll get the best deal that I can, 745 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:17,707 but I'm certain it's gonna involve some jail time. 746 00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:20,188 A kid died, Beth. 747 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:23,626 What if she says she didn't do it? 748 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,889 But she did it. 749 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,935 Yeah, well, there were a lot of other kids at that party. 750 00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:30,329 Th-that one--Jason--has a prior drug conviction. 751 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:34,028 What if Hannah just keeps her mouth shut? 752 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,508 Beth, what are you asking me to do? 753 00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:37,379 I'm asking you to do what's best for your niece. 754 00:34:37,423 --> 00:34:39,164 What's best for her is to tell the truth, 755 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,904 to get this behind her and to get on with her life. 756 00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:43,385 No, what's best is to keep her out of jail! 757 00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:45,387 I'm not gonna pin this on some other kid 758 00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:48,086 when I know that Hannah did it. 759 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:52,002 Then I'm getting another lawyer. 760 00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:06,756 Hi, Denise. 761 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,106 Marlene. 762 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,151 You know, those girls were right. 763 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,414 We really do make a pretty good team. 764 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,895 I like the way we bounce ideas off each other. 765 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,984 Well, you know what they say, marlene. 766 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:19,421 You can't beat an idea whose time has come, 767 00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:22,468 and, Marlene, your time is coming. 768 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:28,082 [Hannah] Does my mom know we're having this conversation? 769 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,912 Hannah, your mother, she likes perfect endings. 770 00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:33,870 Tell me about it. 771 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:35,872 There's no perfect ending here. 772 00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:38,614 There's a lousy one, where a kid is dead, 773 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,138 you're held accountable, 774 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,444 you end up serving six months, possibly a year in jail. 775 00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:45,012 Then there's a catastrophic one, 776 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:46,840 where a kid is dead, 777 00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:48,798 you try to avoid being held accountable. 778 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,974 You roll the dice. You go to triaL. You lose. 779 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:53,020 You end up serving three years, possibly more. 780 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,109 Now this perfect life that your mother 781 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,285 was so determined for you to have, that's off the table. 782 00:35:57,329 --> 00:36:00,158 She's not seeing clearly on this. 783 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,811 And you are? 784 00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:05,685 I know the law, and I know your mom. 785 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:11,473 Yes, I'm the one you should be listening to right now. 786 00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:18,480 Six months? 787 00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:20,003 Juvenile, minimum security. 788 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:22,745 I may even be able to do better, 789 00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:25,270 but you gotta trust me. 790 00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:30,884 Okay, this is going to look like 791 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:33,713 I am completely kissing your ass, and I am, 792 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,715 but look what I actually found in the cold aisle 793 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:37,195 at the grocery store--[laughs] 794 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,457 "Schmidt" beer. 795 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,416 Well, would you look at that? 796 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,597 [heavy breathing] 797 00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:39,431 [both sigh] 798 00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:43,435 You know I'm good. 799 00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:46,133 You're very good. 800 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:50,311 I spent nine years working my tail off to make partner. 801 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:54,228 In three minutes she comes in and tries to take my spot. 802 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,404 Marlene?Squid. 803 00:37:56,448 --> 00:38:01,540 Ruthless, horrible sea creature. 804 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,716 It's so unfair when people like that win. 805 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,152 So don't let her. 806 00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,112 Right. 807 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:10,940 Hmm. 808 00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:19,384 What? 809 00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:23,431 You just kinda... Broke it for me. 810 00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:25,303 [sighs] 811 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:26,304 Sorry. 812 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,175 No, it's not your fault. 813 00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:30,612 It's this thing with my niece. 814 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,658 We're friends with benefits. 815 00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:35,138 This is supposed to be our break from all those hassles. 816 00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:37,793 I just can't let it go. 817 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:41,841 Maybe it would help 818 00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:43,799 if you didn't think about it personally. 819 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,932 You know, if you thought about it 820 00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:48,413 like an attorney.Okay. 821 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:52,939 Brad, nothingexcites you as much as the law. 822 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:54,941 [chuckles] I know. 823 00:38:54,984 --> 00:39:00,381 So imagine yourself standing tall 824 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:04,342 in front of the jury box, 825 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,691 adrenaline pumping, 826 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:07,693 juices flowing, 827 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:11,653 the judge up there with his gavel, 828 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:14,874 banging, banging, 829 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:16,919 banging. 830 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,356 Oh, yeah.Yeah. 831 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:26,668 I bet marlene isn't getting laid right now. 832 00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:34,023 Alan, I want you to know, when we get back to Boston, 833 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,548 first thing I'm gonna do is sign your living will, 834 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:39,246 be your plug-puller.You don't have to do that, Denny. 835 00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,553 I want to do that. 836 00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,511 It meant a great deal to me 837 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:46,209 when you agreed to give me the--the big send-off. 838 00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:49,778 It was a great show of affection, 839 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,519 of love. 840 00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:54,522 You showed me yours. Now I want to show you mine. 841 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:57,133 I certainly appreciate that, but the fact is 842 00:39:57,177 --> 00:39:59,919 my living will, as it were, is taken care of. 843 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:02,008 Well, we'll amend it.There's really no need. 844 00:40:02,051 --> 00:40:03,401 I want to.You don't have to. 845 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:04,663 But I want to.It's fine. 846 00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:06,752 It's not.I'm telling you it is. 847 00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:10,408 I'm telling you it's not. 848 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,061 What are we talking about? 849 00:40:12,105 --> 00:40:13,889 My living will.Right. 850 00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:15,891 So first thing we get back, 851 00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:18,503 I sign on as your plug-puller, cased closed. 852 00:40:18,546 --> 00:40:20,287 No. 853 00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:24,073 Is there something you're not telling me? 854 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,467 Is there somebody else?No, it's just I've made my arrangements. 855 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,730 It's not a particularly pleasant subject to revisit, 856 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:31,559 so I'm going to preserve the status quo.You don't trust me. 857 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,953 I'd trust you.Not with this. 858 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:37,783 Not with your life. Waiter, bring him the check. 859 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:39,959 Denny... 860 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:43,049 The trouble with you is your brain is so clogged up 861 00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,572 with big words, you don't have room 862 00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:46,748 for the stuff that's really important. 863 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,750 Trust in a friendship is a two-way street, 864 00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:50,883 or there's no friendship.A real friendship doesn't include one person 865 00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:53,276 being positively giddy over the prospect 866 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,061 of pulling the plug on the other.I'm not giddy! 867 00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:56,671 You are. 868 00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:59,544 I think part of you really wants to be the guy who kills me. 869 00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,546 [gunshot] 870 00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:04,592 [customers murmuring] 871 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:14,297 I just shot someone. 872 00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:16,299 MAN: It came from over here! 873 00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:17,997 MAN: It's Courtney!Courtney Reese? 874 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,303 Denny Crane.[photographers all yelling at once] 875 00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:23,524 Everything's going to be all right. 876 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:24,786 Denny Crane. 877 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:26,527 Call 9-1-1. 878 00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:29,182 Denny Crane. Move aside. Get out of the way. 879 00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,750 Denny crane. 880 00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:33,969 MAN: Who are you? Who are you? 881 00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:37,930 MAN: Is he dead? 882 00:41:37,973 --> 00:41:39,714 No, he's still breathing. 883 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:46,025 [photographers all talking at once] 884 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:49,071 ♪♪ 885 00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:51,117 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 886 00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:03,129 ♪♪