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MAN:
Repeating what we know,

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Ms. Reese
has just been arraigned

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on attempted murder charges.

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Bail was set at $1,200,000.Denny Crane.

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Barry Goal.WOMAN: ...Star of the popular
reality show The Phoenix,

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entered a plea of not guilty.Denny Crane.

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Barry Goal....Both sides agreeing
to an immediate trial date.

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Why Ms. Reese was carrying
the gun, we don't know.

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I thought
he was gonna kill me.

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Did you recognize him?

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Well, not then.
Now I know he's a photographer

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from one of those
celebrity stalker web sites.

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Fan-based web sites.

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They track certain stars.

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Yeah, this one's called
GetCourtney.com.

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Denny Crane.Barry Goal.

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I'm sorry.
You'll have to forgive Denny.

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His eyes are bigger
than his shame,

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and frankly, I don't know
what to make of Barry.

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So you said these web sites
actually track celebrities.They hunt us down.

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Anybody who spots me
on the street

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just text messages my location
into the web site.

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Some of them even get paid
for a good tip.

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Now anybod--here.

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Anybody can track my every move,
every minute of the day.

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Terrible.

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[sighs]

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Look at this.Oh, there's our building.

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And it says you're here.And you're here.

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One of your assistants
probably just made

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100 bucks for this tip.
And the problem is,

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it's not just fans
who know where I am.

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It's stalkers--
mentally ill people.

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I mean, I've had guys show up
straight from the psych ward

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to my door,
saying I'm their ex-wife,

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and they're gonna kill me
for jilting them.And you thought this man
was coming to kill you?

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Yeah, I thought he--

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Mr. Crane, I need you to stop
staring at me like that.

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Of course. Marry me.

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I beg your pardon?

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Your 15 minutes are almost up.
Mine has lasted a lifetime.

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Tell her.

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Marry him.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Lara and Joel Kohn
to see Marlene Stanger, 10:30.

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I think she stepped out of
the building for a few minutes.

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Let me try her cell.

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Are you here
for Marlene Stanger?

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She was recommended to us.We made an appointment,

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but she doesn't appear
to be here.

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That doesn't
sound like marlene.

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I'm Denise Bauer.

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I work very closely
with Marlene,

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and I know
that she is swamped.

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Uh, why don't you come
in my office? We can talk.

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Both sides
have apparently agreed

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to fast-track this,
the only issue being

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did Ms. Reese
fear for her life,

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and if so,
was that fear reasonable?

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...Some speculation that
Ms. Reese was simply fed up

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with the paparazzi,
and this last encounter

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was the final straw.

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So far, we have no indication

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of where Ms. Reese got the gun.

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The good news, Courtney,
you're already beautiful,

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so we don't have to
"Marcia Clark" you.

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The bad news is you're beautiful
and you shot a man.

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The only person I can see
getting away with that

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is princess di,
who was herself killed

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by the paparazzi.

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So by evoking her image,
we get a two-fer.

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I suggest this
for your first day of trial.

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A turtleneck in L.A.
In the spring?

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Are you trying to kill me?

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We can mix and match,

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but it's critical you feel
comfortable in your wardrobe.

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The jury can sense
comfort level.It's my own clothes
or none at all.

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[Denny and Barry] none.

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CANDI: Courtney...Typically, we would want
the jury to relate to you.

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Typically, no juror would
have been carrying a gun

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into a restaurant, so perhaps
the argument should be

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they couldn't possibly
relate to me.

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DENNY:
We'll get back to wardrobe,

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let's talk victim.

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Our investigators are
checking into the photographer--

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his friends, family,
skeletons--the usual.

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What is important is that,
in the press,

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he looks like someone who would
attack Courtney in an alley.

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He did attack me
in an alley.

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Legals?

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ALAN: In order
to prove self-defense,

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we need to show that,
in these circumstances,

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you reasonably felt
your life was in danger.

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The only person
who can convey that is you,

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so you'll need to testify.And I'll be
right by your side.

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So will I.Neither of them will be.

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You'll be sitting up there
all alone,

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undoubtedly subject to
unrelenting cross-examination.

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I'm a big girl.

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Excellent.

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Now just for fun, try it
this way--i'm a bad girl.

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I just want to hear
how it plays.

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I'm a bad girl.Very bad girl.

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Denny.

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I cannot believe you,
of all people,

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are here asking me
for a favor.

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Well, it's not so much
a favor as--Buzz Lightyear himself.

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Who calls me that?Not me.

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I look at you
and see a Woody.

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She has no prison record.

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A boy is dead.

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Which is why we're willing
to plead.

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Three months
is the right result.

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Whatever our differences,
this is--

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Whoa, whoa.
What--what differences?

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Are you referring to the time
I interviewed with you

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for a position
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt,

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all the while, you surf the net
to get cheap ski lift tickets

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at Whistler?

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Do you think that that would
cause a rift between us?

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As if I'd even remember.

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I need your help.

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This is my niece.

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Now you know this is
the right resulT. Please.

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On your knees.

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And prettyplease.

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What?

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Down on your knees.
Do it.

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And--and button it with,
um...

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Beautiful goddess.

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You're not serious.

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I'm very serious.

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Pretty please.

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Beautiful goddess.

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[slurps]

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L.A. Smog--not good.

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Ah.

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Denny...

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I consider myself a delightfully
lascivious person,

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and I often appreciate
that quality in others,

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but I need you to tone it down
a little with Courtney.

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She's the sexiest woman
on Earth.

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Unless, of course,
you go for pregos,

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in which case,
it's Angelina.

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This is a serious case, Denny.

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She's up on
attempted murder charges.It's a character builder.

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She'll be fine.

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I'm gonna marry her, Alan.

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Courtney Reese?

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She's got Denny Crane
written all over her.

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And I'll tell you this,

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when the time comes,
she'll pull my plug...

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Happily.

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Not to burst your bubble,

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as unburstable
as it appears to be,

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but I get the feeling Courtney's
interests lie elsewhere.

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What do you mean?

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I'm picking up on signals.

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Well, pick up on this--

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stay away from my sixth wife.

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Courtney Crane.

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I love it.

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♪♪

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Fish. Who knew?

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I'm proud of you, kiddo.

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Thank you.

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Everybody's smiling.
Happy news?

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Denise just landed--
dare I say it?

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A big whale.Citeradella Seafoods.

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They distribute up and down
the east coast.

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The Kohn family, right?

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Right.

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Huh.

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[reporters
shouting indistinctly]

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MAN: The prosecution
of Courtney Reese

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for attempted murder begins...

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Unbelievable.

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Wherever they go,
they get the good stuff.

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Unbelievable.

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...Who changes people's lives
every week for the better.

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This isn't fair.

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...A significant change
in the works.

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So I-I figured she might
come out the side alley.

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She often does.

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So I kinda staked out
a position.

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And at some point,
the defendant did come out?

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Yes.And what did you do?

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I approached to take
a picture.Did you say anything?

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No.Did she say anything?

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Yeah, I think she yelled,
"back off."

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And then what happened?

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I went to take a picture,
and, uh...

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She shot me.

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Did she warn you? Did she
indicate that she had a gun?

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No. No, she just
opened fire.

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It sounds like
a terrifying encounter.

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Were you frightened,
Mr. Rice?

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Of course I was.I can imagine.

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By the way, can you imagine

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that Ms. Reese
might have been terrified

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when you charged at her
in the alley?

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I think Ms. Reese
is familiar

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with photographers trying
to get her picture.

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ALAN: You jumped out from
behind a dumpster, did you not?

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Yes.

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Was the alleyway lit?It was not lit.

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Mr. Rice, you're a freelance
photographer, are you not?

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You submit your work
to many different magazines

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and newspapers?

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Yeah.

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And all these publications
prefer candid shots.

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A scared expression
is worth more than say

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a picture where a celebrity
is smiling or posing.

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Which is why you leapt out
from behind the dumpster,

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to startle her?

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Yeah, I was trying to get
a candid shot of her, yes.

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But, again,
they're used to that.

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By "they," I imagine
you mean celebrities

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and other people who,
at your discretion alone,

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have forfeited their right
to privacy.

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No, they signed up for it
when they chose to be famous.

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Did they sign up for having
their car run off the road?

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Because you've done that with
other celebrities, haven't you?

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Objection. The victim
is not on trial here.

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The victim
is very much on trial.

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He has three assault arrests...Objection.

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He's broken into houses...Objection.

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Spit at celebrities
to provoke--Objection.

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The objections are sustained.
This man's prior actions

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are not relevant.

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But my client's
state of mind is,

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and many of the paparazzi,
Mr. Rice included,

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are criminals,
some very dangerous.

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Apparently,
Filipino street gangs

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have even gotten into the act.
Why?Objection.

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Because ultimately, this is
about vast amounts of money.Objection.

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Sustained.

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♪♪

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I fired you! And I was as
expressly clear about that--

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as you are insane?My daughter--

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who contributed
to the death of--No!

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Yes.How dare you
go behind my back.

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It's Hannah's call,
not yours.She's 16 years old.

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Exactly. She's got
her whole life ahead of her.

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Now three months
is a good deal.

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She can serve it
over the summer

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and be back in time
for school.As a convicted murderer?

254
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,179
Manslaughter.Oh, my god.

255
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,138
This is not about safeguarding
her college transcript.

256
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,053
This is the best deal
that we could ever hope for.

257
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,359
Now I got the D.A.
to go along with it,

258
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:51,798
so for once in your life--
just once--trust me.Oh, is that what this
is all about?

259
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,713
Getting me to finally
trust you,

260
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,628
proving yourself
to your big sister?

261
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,414
At the risk of jeopardizing
our relationship any further,

262
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,198
you got a friggin' problem.

263
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,635
Oh.For the past 16 years,
your self-esteem has been

264
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,115
inextricably bound up

265
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,248
with this idea of having
a perfect daughter.

266
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,598
Well, she's not perfect.
Her résumé, college transcript,

267
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,557
and, yes, even her record,
they're all gonna be blemished.

268
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,864
But this does not
have to destroy her life.

269
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,214
If she takes this to trial,

270
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:21,436
she could go to jail
for a year, maybe two.

271
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,438
And you can't just
wave your magic wand

272
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,135
and make this go away.

273
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,978
♪♪

274
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,852
I know I'm new here,

275
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,245
and I really don't want
to make waves.

276
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,552
Wh-what is the problem?

277
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,901
This.

278
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,861
Mario inadvertently
found it in the trash.

279
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,384
Mario?

280
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,864
Our night janitor.

281
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,169
Really lovely gentleman.
Helpful.

282
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,171
I was so grateful
when he found it

283
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,217
because I thought
I had misplaced it,

284
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,914
but when I saw this...

285
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,396
I was taking videos
of my coworkers

286
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:09,876
to send to my family.

287
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,573
I left it in the kitchen.

288
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:14,010
I guess I accidentally left it
on video recording mode,

289
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,057
and well, this happened.Oh, my.

290
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,102
Maybe Denise thought she was
playing a practical joke,

291
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,625
but I just don't think
it's all that funny.

292
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,193
I mean, is that how the lawyers
treat each other here?

293
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,413
Certainly not.

294
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,719
I didn't think so,
but somebody should tell Denise,

295
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,721
because she is full
of little pranks.

296
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,419
Other pranks?

297
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,987
Again, I'm really
so uncomfortable with this,

298
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,990
but I went out to greet
my clients, the Kohns,

299
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,992
in the lobby the other day.

300
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,428
Referrals from my old firm.

301
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,343
I was late, I admit,

302
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,345
as they were scheduled
in my personal calendar,

303
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,434
but since
it was in the trash...

304
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:49,437
Anyway, I went out to get them,
and they were gone.

305
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,396
It turns out
Denise took them.

306
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,356
Denise?

307
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,620
♪♪

308
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,844
You understand, Ms. Guttman,

309
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,847
that be pleading guilty
to involuntary manslaughter,

310
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,633
you stand convicted
of a felony?

311
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,809
Yes, sir.

312
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,245
Very well.

313
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:18,205
Ms. Raines,
the District Attorney's Office

314
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,381
joins the recommendation
of the defense

315
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,817
for three months at Rotenberg.

316
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,297
We do, your honor.

317
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,951
This is
a very serious matter

318
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,822
involving the loss
of a human life,

319
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,824
but we are impressed by
the defendant's remorse.

320
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,087
We're also mindful that she has
no previous criminal record,

321
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,089
and we're satisfied
that three months

322
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,961
constitutes
a just punishment.

323
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,919
Well...

324
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,791
You might be satisfied,
but I'm not.

325
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,619
See, I have to be cognizant

326
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,187
not only of the death
of Ryan Klein,

327
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,495
but also of the pandemic
of "pharming" drug parties

328
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,019
going on in every town
all over this country,

329
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,716
causing the loss
of many lives.

330
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,894
Three months is an insult
to those lives.

331
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,547
Your Honor, this--I'm talking, counsel.

332
00:14:56,591 --> 00:15:00,464
The court rejects this
and will not entertain any plea

333
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,293
which causes Ms. Guttman
to serve less than three years.

334
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,642
What?

335
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,514
Brad.I ask that your honor
be recused.

336
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,864
Denied. Now you want
to go to trial, fine.

337
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,258
But you've got me,

338
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:15,175
which means that I can
impose sentence now or later.

339
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:19,179
♪♪

340
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:28,840
I've received 17 death threats,
the latest coming two weeks
ago.

341
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,539
I also get thousands
of letters from prison inmates,

342
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,019
pledging their love

343
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,021
and planning to seek me out
upon release.

344
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,414
And I get many inappropriate,
prurient letters

345
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,373
from people on the outside
as well--

346
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,679
sometimes doctors, lawyers.

347
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,507
I've received three
in the last day

348
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,161
from one of my own lawyers.

349
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,729
You're clearly the object
of a lot of adoration

350
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,209
and obsession.

351
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,211
Which comes with celebrity
and fame, I realize,

352
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,343
but this kind of fame...

353
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,910
And--and add to that
the internet.

354
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,391
What does the internet
have to do with this?

355
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,914
With these
celebrity stalker sites,

356
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,568
everybody can become a member
of the paparazzi.

357
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,570
I mean, they've all got cameras
and e-mail access

358
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,006
with their cell phones.

359
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,574
It's become simple
to track my whereabouts.

360
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,751
Obsessive people
know how to find me,

361
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,928
which is why I got a permit
and now carry a gun.

362
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,235
Which you were carrying
with you the other night.

363
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,584
Yes.

364
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,064
As I left the restaurant,

365
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,066
a man charged me
in a dark alleyway.

366
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,546
I called for him to stop.
He didn't.

367
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,723
I saw black metal in his hand.
He raised it.

368
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,725
I thought
he was carrying a gun.

369
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,249
I reacted and shot first.

370
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,383
A lot of people track you,
follow you,

371
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,385
want to see you in person.

372
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,692
That's the impression
I'm getting. True?Yes.

373
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,694
Most of these people,
I'm guessing,

374
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,174
would be innocent fans

375
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,219
just wanting
to get close to you.

376
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,742
Also true?

377
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,222
Or aggressive photographers.

378
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,789
Yes. In fact,
the other night

379
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,226
when you arrived
at the restaurant,

380
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,620
you were met by a slew
of paparazzi, weren't you?

381
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,622
Yes.Also, in fact,
you had an altercation

382
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,624
on your way into the restaurant
that night, didn't you?

383
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,973
Yes, I did.

384
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,714
You'd had enough,
hadn't you?Objection.

385
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,063
This wasn't self-defense...Your Honor...

386
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,456
You were pissed off.I made an objection.

387
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,805
JUDGE: Sustained.In particular,

388
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,459
you had a vendetta
against this man.

389
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:09,767
Objection. He just sustained
the objection.

390
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:15,599
Ms. Reese, you've encountered
Mr. Rice before, haven't you?

391
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:21,083
I didn't recognize him
at the time that I shot him.

392
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,780
You didn't see him
going into the restaurant?

393
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,087
I did, but I didn't know it was
him charging me in the alley.

394
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:28,177
You once got a restraining order
against this man.

395
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,875
I didn't know it was him
when I fired.

396
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,486
I see.

397
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,009
You just got lucky?

398
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,837
Objection.Sustained.

399
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,491
Nothing further.

400
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,205
Courtney, you should've
told me that you knew him.

401
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,859
I don't really know him.

402
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,730
There's a handful of paparazzi
who resort to terrorist tactics.

403
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,819
And you knew him
to be one of them.

404
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,517
I didn't recognize him
in the alley.

405
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,128
But you did recognize him
on your way into the restaurant.

406
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,087
So you knew he was there.

407
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,740
You'd had previous run-ins
with him.

408
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:13,092
This could be construed
that you targeted him.I didn't.

409
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,920
I believe you.
Marry me.

410
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,705
Does he have
a mental problem?

411
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,924
Yes.
Are there any more surprises?

412
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,361
Such as?

413
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:24,407
Like are you really a man?
I could live with that.

414
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,496
Denny,
go lust someplace else.

415
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,542
How many run-ins have you had

416
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,892
with this particular
photographer?

417
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,850
Several, along with half
a dozen other photographers,

418
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,723
but I didn't know it was him
when I fired.

419
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,551
Right.

420
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,207
I sincerely hope the jury
believes that.

421
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,079
Otherwise, famous or not,
you're going to prison.

422
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,216
There's nothing I can do.

423
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,261
It's his call.
You know that.Why did he do this?

424
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,263
I don't know.Did you tell him to?

425
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,135
Of course not.Is this about
my whistler trip?

426
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,136
Brad...

427
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,441
Well, what happened?

428
00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,964
I called
one of his former clerks.

429
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,010
Evidently, Judge Devon
lost a teenage daughter

430
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,577
to a drug overdose.

431
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,101
Great.Maybe that's in play.
I don't know.

432
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,930
But he's a good judge.
He's a fair one.

433
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:12,107
This seems
way out of character.

434
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,544
Also, for what it's worth,

435
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,286
the clerk gave me
some additional backstory.

436
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,896
He had a little thing

437
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,898
years ago
with one of your partners.

438
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,726
Who?

439
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,946
Shirley Schmidt.

440
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:31,257
PAUL: Marlene says that you
conveniently threw away

441
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,910
her electronic planner

442
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:36,262
the night before some of her
more critical appointments,

443
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,481
including the one
with the Kohns.

444
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,225
First of all,
I didn't poach her clients.

445
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,705
I did her a favor.

446
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,228
And second of all,

447
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,839
I didn't toss
her precious little device

448
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,754
so she'd miss
her appointments.

449
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,756
I did it out of spite.

450
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,323
Simple as that.

451
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,675
I have to say, Denise,
that personally,

452
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,634
I am very disappointed.

453
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,636
Paul, you know me.

454
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,160
Why else
would I be disappointed?

455
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,206
With the partnership vote
this close,

456
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:11,297
it amazes me that you would
do something so stupid

457
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,690
to jeopardize it.

458
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,216
Are you saying that--

459
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,653
what I'm saying is that
as of this moment,

460
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,829
your chances
of making partner...

461
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,918
Have diminished.

462
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,964
♪♪

463
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,838
It's within
the sentencing guidelines.

464
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,275
It's not as if you can
argue abuse of discretion.

465
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,277
But judges always allow
joint recommendations.

466
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,498
But they're not bound by them,
Brad. You know that.

467
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,369
She's 16 years old.

468
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,893
Your only hope is to
somehow get him recused,

469
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,592
but honestly,
I wouldn't know how.

470
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,682
I've been told that...

471
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,034
You had a relationship
with this judge.

472
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,689
Ah.

473
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,082
Shirley, I would never
try to exploit this--

474
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,084
Sure you would.
That's why you're here.

475
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,391
I don't know
what else to do.

476
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,219
I won't get it overturned
on appeal.

477
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,135
I don't know what else to do.

478
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,317
She knew the paparazzi
were there.

479
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,320
She had an altercation
on the way in.

480
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,104
She had to know
it was possible

481
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,237
that the man in the alley
was a photographer.

482
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,239
They ambush her all the time.

483
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,285
But what the hell?
She opened fire anyway.

484
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,938
Figure in the darkness--boom!

485
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:31,507
Shoot first,
ask questions later, I guess.

486
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,031
The truth is,
celebrities like Courtney Reese

487
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,033
get away with things
all the time.

488
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:38,035
Tickets to
the rolling stones concert,

489
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,647
a table at a crowded restaurant
with no reservation--

490
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:43,650
this is her life,
all day, every day.

491
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:45,739
She gets away with things.

492
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:50,134
And so when a photographer
tries to take her picture

493
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,311
and she doesn't like it,

494
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,269
andshe happens to have
a particular grudge

495
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,271
against this man,

496
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,448
she thinks she can get away
with shooting him

497
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:02,364
because fame is power,
it is privilege,

498
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:05,802
it is a sense of entitlement.

499
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:08,805
Now I'm sure none of you
want to live in a world

500
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:11,808
where there's one set of laws
for the famous people

501
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,376
and another set
for the rest of us.

502
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:17,248
The facts in this case
do not say

503
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:20,295
that Courtney Reese
is an actress or a model

504
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,384
or a world-famous celebrity.

505
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:25,648
The facts in this case say

506
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,781
that she's a criminal

507
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,044
who tried to murder somebody.

508
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:51,500
A neurobiologist
at duke university

509
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:53,763
conducted an experiment

510
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,940
where he gave a group
of thirsty monkeys

511
00:22:56,984 --> 00:23:00,117
a choice of either
having their favorite drink,

512
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:03,251
which was some sort of
cherry juice concoction,

513
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:07,037
or of having the opportunity
to look at pictures

514
00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:10,998
of the dominant celebrity monkey
of their pack.

515
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,348
Despite their thirst

516
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,264
and the allure
of the cherry juice,

517
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:18,614
they chose to look
at the pictures.

518
00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:22,705
Apparently, monkeys have
a part of their brain

519
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:26,143
that specifically responds

520
00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:28,407
to the thrill of celebrity,

521
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,843
as do we.

522
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:32,367
Think about that
for a moment.

523
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,849
A part of our intricate,
fantastic

524
00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:38,852
and powerful mental machinery

525
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:44,031
specifically responds
to Courtney Reese

526
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:47,774
and others who have achieved
her level of notoriety.

527
00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:52,387
We have hundreds of magazines
and web sites

528
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,042
to follow them, track them,
stalk them,

529
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:58,741
not to mention cultivate
a public obsession for them.

530
00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:03,529
It is totally and utterly...
Out of control.

531
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:06,880
Her fear of being followed

532
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:09,839
or assaulted or even murdered

533
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,362
is not an irrational one.

534
00:24:11,406 --> 00:24:13,713
She receives
threats on her life,

535
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:16,759
obsessive declarations
of love,

536
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:20,415
psychotic musings
about imagined relations

537
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,026
or phantom encounters.

538
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:25,246
And because of celebrity stalker
web sites,

539
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:27,944
her movements and whereabouts

540
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,772
can be tracked to the second.

541
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:32,427
That's the world she lives in.

542
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,995
So what happened that night?

543
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:39,129
A man came towards her
in the dark, quickly.

544
00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:41,088
She told him to stop.
He didn't.

545
00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:44,265
Fearing for her life,
she acted to protect herself.

546
00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:46,528
She didn't shoot to kill.

547
00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:49,096
She wounded him in the shoulder
to stop his charge.

548
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,576
She was afraid.

549
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:53,796
Was her fear reasonable?

550
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,106
Some years ago,

551
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:02,065
a young actress
named Rebecca Schaeffer

552
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:05,286
was shot and killed

553
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,288
by a fan

554
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,508
in front
of her apartment building.

555
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,293
Monica Seles
was stabbed in the back

556
00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:15,470
on a tennis court
during a match.

557
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,472
Gianni Versace
was gunned down

558
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,344
as he stepped from his home
in miami.

559
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:23,913
George Harrison was stabbed
inhis home in the country.

560
00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:26,437
John Lennon was shot
four times in the back

561
00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:28,439
by a devoted fan

562
00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:32,139
as he was coming home
in the evening with his wife.

563
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:35,577
Courtney Reese
carried a gun with her

564
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,579
because of all
that had come before.

565
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:40,626
And she didn't want
to be next.

566
00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:46,719
That...Is reasonable.

567
00:25:57,468 --> 00:26:01,037
♪♪

568
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,570
Simon.

569
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,354
Ex parte, Shirley.

570
00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:15,661
You of all people
should know better.

571
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:21,014
YeS. Let's file this meeting
under that category, then.

572
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,059
"Things
We Should Know Better."

573
00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:25,671
A boy died.

574
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:28,369
So did a girl, 12 years ago.

575
00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:29,849
Is that in play?

576
00:26:29,892 --> 00:26:31,851
You're out of line.

577
00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:34,680
A wise man once said to me--

578
00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,683
over a martini, I believe--

579
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:40,555
you can take
all the facts of a case,

580
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,427
figure in all the lawyers,
extenuating circumstances,

581
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,429
and still, people forget,

582
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:48,041
in the end, it all really
comes down to the judge.

583
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:51,522
You said it
with such a charming twinkle.

584
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:53,524
I was trying to get laid.

585
00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:55,265
And, boy, did you.

586
00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,095
A case in my office

587
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,924
has fallen into the hands
of the wrong judge.

588
00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:06,886
This ruling can't bring
your daughter back, simon.

589
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:10,063
But perhaps it can stop
others from dying.

590
00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:11,542
Do you really believe that?

591
00:27:11,586 --> 00:27:14,415
What I believe is none
of your damn business.

592
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,460
I came in to play nicely.

593
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,288
You're wasting your time,
Shirley.

594
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:21,117
Actually, Simon, I'm not.

595
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:24,425
I'm prepared to audit
your sentencing on drug cases

596
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:26,514
to see if there's a pattern.

597
00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,472
I am prepared to make it
very public

598
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:30,083
should there be a pattern.

599
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:32,259
I'm also willing to expose

600
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,304
other patterns of a happily,

601
00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:37,786
perhaps
unhappily married judge.

602
00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:43,270
Screw you.

603
00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:44,750
You did that already.

604
00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:47,274
Now you're doing it
to a 16-year-old girl.

605
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:50,059
I will not allow for it,
Simon.

606
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:54,281
I will bring down upon you
the wrath of my entire firm,

607
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,718
for which
you will be no match.

608
00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:58,720
No offense.

609
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:08,034
That squid.

610
00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:09,992
I need you to talk
to Paul.

611
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:10,993
Me?

612
00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,516
Yeah, he respects you.

613
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,302
I'm not entirely sure
that would be appropriate.

614
00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:17,304
Why, because we're
sleeping together?

615
00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:19,262
No, because it's
a direct violation

616
00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:20,742
of firm policy.

617
00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,744
I'm a partner.
You're an associate.

618
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,267
It just wouldn't look good.

619
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,748
Brad, this has nothing
to do with our sex life.

620
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:29,751
It has to do with you knowing
I am an excellent lawyer,

621
00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:31,753
and I deserve to make partner.

622
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:34,277
It's as simple as that.

623
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:35,757
You do deserve this.

624
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:36,802
Mm-hmm.

625
00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:38,325
I'll talk to him.

626
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:39,848
Thank you.

627
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:50,729
♪♪

628
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:11,924
♪♪

629
00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:28,027
Paul, Shirley,

630
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,377
listen, before this gets twisted
by the wrong person,

631
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:33,032
I just want you to know,
I am having sex with brad.

632
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,729
And while I did ask him
to speak to you

633
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,557
on my behalf
regarding partnership,

634
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,037
that has nothing to do
with us having sex

635
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,387
and everything to do
with the fact

636
00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:43,303
that I am an excellent attorney.
Is that clear?

637
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,393
My office, now.

638
00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:00,799
So we just wait?

639
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,452
The judge said,
"Don't leave."

640
00:30:02,496 --> 00:30:05,934
That means the jury
is probably close.

641
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,725
And if we lose?

642
00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:19,252
How much time
will I have to serve?

643
00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:21,776
There's no telling.

644
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,127
A normal person would serve
maybe three, four years.

645
00:30:25,171 --> 00:30:27,913
But you're a figment.

646
00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:31,830
I'm not sure what
the sentence is for those.

647
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:38,401
How odd it must feel
to be the object

648
00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:39,925
of so many...

649
00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:42,144
Strangers...

650
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:44,320
Dreams and wantings.

651
00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:47,846
I have little doubt

652
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:51,284
you're able to trade
significantly on that.

653
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,373
But?

654
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:58,117
It has no currency with me.

655
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,988
Hmm.

656
00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:02,948
Well, lucky for me
you're more convincing

657
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,427
in the courtroom.

658
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:06,952
[laughs]
You don't believe me.

659
00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:10,216
No, I do not.

660
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,176
All you ever
really have to do

661
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,135
is snap your fingers,
right?

662
00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:19,399
Oh, has it come to that?

663
00:31:21,183 --> 00:31:23,882
You actually
gonna make me snap?

664
00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:32,412
As of five minutes ago, all of
this nonsense has stopped.

665
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:35,894
The intrigue, the spying
the tattling, the games--

666
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,505
Marlene, don't turn your head
away when I'm speaking of you.

667
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:39,985
Sorry, Shirley.

668
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,856
Ever since you arrived
at this firm,

669
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,379
there has been
a current of spite.

670
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:45,164
It will stop as well.

671
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:48,123
If it doesn't, consider it
grounds for dismissal.

672
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,169
Marlene, leave.

673
00:31:50,212 --> 00:31:52,171
Denise, stay.

674
00:32:00,222 --> 00:32:03,008
Denise, you will not
be making partner.

675
00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:05,097
What?

676
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,925
Regardless of all
your other antics,

677
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,884
the fact that you
have slept with brad

678
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,801
exposes this entire firm
to sexual harassment lawsuits.Wh--that's absurd.

679
00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:16,282
There are people
sleeping with each other

680
00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:17,805
all over this law firm.

681
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:20,416
Alan shore mated two women
and had them trying

682
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,983
to murder each other
in the lobby.

683
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:23,985
You're comparing yourself
to Alan shore now?

684
00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,856
How low are you going here?

685
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:28,207
Shirley, don't you see,

686
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,035
she is ruining our family?

687
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,733
This isn't a family.

688
00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:34,909
It's a law firm.

689
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:38,260
So Marlene's getting my spot.

690
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,397
What spot?

691
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,966
Denise,
when Marlene was hired here,

692
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,272
she brought in
several major clients.

693
00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:52,971
It was always our intention
to make her partner.

694
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:56,322
Why did you think
you were competing with her?

695
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:01,501
So that's it then?

696
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,635
I'm afraid so.

697
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,987
♪♪

698
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:46,111
Hey, Guido.

699
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:48,852
♪♪

700
00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:57,992
Madam Foreperson,
have you reached a verdict?

701
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,125
We have, your honor.

702
00:34:00,168 --> 00:34:01,648
Be strong.

703
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,171
I'll try.

704
00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:05,173
This is L.A.
It's always "Not Guilty."

705
00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:07,306
"We the jury
find the defendant

706
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:10,483
Courtney Reese...

707
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:13,573
Not guilty."

708
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,401
Ah!

709
00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:17,011
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

710
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,187
this court would like
to thank you for your service.

711
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,929
You are dismissed.

712
00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:24,279
This court is adjourned.

713
00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:30,546
ALAN: Denny.

714
00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:34,333
[reporters
shouting indistinctly]

715
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:37,031
♪♪

716
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,555
ALAN:
Let's just keep moving.

717
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:41,688
What about my statement?I'll make the statement.

718
00:34:41,731 --> 00:34:44,038
My firm.My coast.

719
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,518
You can both make statements.

720
00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:47,868
We'll wait for you
in the witness room.

721
00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:49,174
Barry Goal.Denny Crane.

722
00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:50,566
Barry Goal.

723
00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:58,705
Thank you.

724
00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:01,838
My pleasure.

725
00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:06,408
So what happens now?

726
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,062
You just...

727
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:11,239
Hop on a plane
and fly back to Boston?

728
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,590
Immediately.

729
00:35:16,897 --> 00:35:19,204
Is it really so awful

730
00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:22,207
to admit that
you're attracted to me?

731
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:27,081
No.

732
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,127
But?

733
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:36,264
Denny and I have
a little arrangement.

734
00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:38,658
He picked you first.

735
00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:42,140
I see.

736
00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:45,969
So... If he happened to pick
the love of your life first,

737
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:48,929
you would just...
Go with it?

738
00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:52,106
You're not
the love of my life.

739
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,152
So far.

740
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:04,597
We're not gonna kiss,
are we?

741
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,903
Denny's girl.

742
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,992
In his mind.

743
00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:10,864
Where it counts.

744
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,654
Cheek?

745
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:20,830
I'll give you a cheek.

746
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:42,635
So if I ever shoot
anybody else...

747
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,682
You have my number.

748
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:50,338
♪♪

749
00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:06,267
So you're not dead?

750
00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:07,921
Not yet.

751
00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:09,923
I--you--you went away,

752
00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:12,360
and...
I didn't hear anything.

753
00:37:12,404 --> 00:37:14,362
Switzerland...

754
00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:17,452
Are you dying?

755
00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:19,541
Are you better?

756
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:23,328
Well, they were--
they were very, very good.

757
00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,025
But it was awful.

758
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:27,984
Uh, you wouldn't have liked
to have seen me.

759
00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:31,336
I was at least 7% less cute.

760
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,773
Chocolate.

761
00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:37,951
Mm. This nonsense--

762
00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:39,953
I-I don't know
what I was thinking.

763
00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:42,216
Marlene and partnerships,

764
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,698
office politics--
none of it matters.

765
00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,743
Yeah.

766
00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:49,005
Whatever.

767
00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:53,619
Listen, uh...

768
00:37:55,621 --> 00:37:58,711
You want to marry me?

769
00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:08,460
♪♪

770
00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:15,554
Shirley,
the judge reconsidered.

771
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:17,556
He gave us the three months.

772
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:19,079
I'm glad to hear that.

773
00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:20,602
Thank you.
What'd you do?

774
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:23,126
I traded on an old friendship,
per your suggestion.

775
00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:24,606
I don't know what to say.

776
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:27,609
You said, "Thank you."
That covered it.

777
00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:29,132
Denny, you're back.

778
00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:31,265
I am? I am.
And I'm all here.

779
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,311
Congratulations
on your big victory.

780
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,704
It's all over the news.
Married?No.

781
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:37,924
You tried.I did.

782
00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:41,580
Where's Alan?Around. He said he had
something to take care of. I--

783
00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:44,409
Well, welcome back.Shirley...

784
00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:46,454
This is a sweeps episode.

785
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,195
I'm not kissing you.

786
00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:49,631
Shir-ley!

787
00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:51,067
I'm in my 70s.

788
00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:52,678
I'm still a physical specimen,
but you never know.

789
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,593
What if I drop dead one day,

790
00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:58,205
and you never got
that last tonsil brushing?

791
00:38:58,248 --> 00:39:01,382
You always present
the most ethically challenging

792
00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:02,731
"What ifers."

793
00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:05,952
Your loss. And mine.

794
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:10,522
Denny.

795
00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:16,789
[David Gray's
"Babylon" playing]

796
00:39:19,269 --> 00:39:20,923
[whispers] Just in case.

797
00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:22,403
♪ Saturday I'm running wild

798
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:26,668
♪ And all the lights
are changing red to green ♪

799
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,281
♪ Moving through the crowds,
I'm pushing ♪

800
00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:36,286
♪ And chemicals are rushing
in my bloodstream ♪

801
00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:37,287
[gasps]

802
00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:38,767
Mr. Shore.

803
00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:40,421
♪ And if you want it [grunting]

804
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:42,336
♪ Come and get it

805
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,469
Uh! ♪ Crying out loud

806
00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:46,514
[glass breaking, grunting]

807
00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:48,951
♪ The love that I was

808
00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:51,214
MARLENE: Ah! It's okay.

809
00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:52,694
Springtime.

810
00:39:52,738 --> 00:39:55,001
I'm going to rewrite
that office manual.

811
00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:56,002
[laughs]

812
00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,525
♪ Let go your heart

813
00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:59,353
♪ Let go your head

814
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,007
[Marlene screams]

815
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:04,140
♪ And feel it now

816
00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:08,667
♪ Babylon

817
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:11,800
♪ Babylon

818
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:19,460
Denny, I'm gonna need
a new glass top for my desk.

819
00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,462
What happened to you?

820
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,159
Ohh.

821
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:26,206
There was a spider
in my office.

822
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:28,034
Shirley kissed me.

823
00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,514
Voluntarily?

824
00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:31,864
Of course.

825
00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:35,520
She still loves me.

826
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,522
Maybe I should marry her.

827
00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:39,698
Shouldn't you first
get over Courtney?

828
00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:42,657
Well, my interest in Courtney
was mainly... Mmm.

829
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,006
Firearms?Mmm.

830
00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:46,008
She'd shoot you
in the end.

831
00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:47,488
Perhaps before.

832
00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:49,664
[laughs]

833
00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:52,362
I really didn't love L.A.

834
00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:54,147
Full of false, faux people.

835
00:40:54,190 --> 00:40:56,062
You felt at home?I did.

836
00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,979
I used to love visiting L.A.

837
00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:02,677
Because it was so la-la.

838
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:06,376
It made me
appreciate Boston more.

839
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,900
But lately,

840
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:09,902
it seems the whole country
is a little la-la.

841
00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:12,252
Oh, not the red states.

842
00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:13,732
[chuckles]

843
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,560
We're a bubblegum nation,
Denny,

844
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:17,605
Tinseltown especially.

845
00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:19,955
There used to be a day

846
00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:22,044
when the pandering
in our society

847
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:24,264
was reserved for--

848
00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:25,265
Politicians?

849
00:41:25,308 --> 00:41:27,702
[laughs]

850
00:41:27,746 --> 00:41:29,225
Maybe that's what bothers me.

851
00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:31,880
Hollywood has sunk
to the level of congress.

852
00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,230
[laughs]

853
00:41:34,274 --> 00:41:37,407
Do you ever wonder
if you and I are la-la?

854
00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:38,887
Don't be ridiculous.

855
00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:40,410
We're flamingos...

856
00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:42,412
And good ones.

857
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,414
At least one thing
remains constant.

858
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,721
I do enjoy traveling
with you.

859
00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:49,550
And the best part is,

860
00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,727
we always
come home together.

861
00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,947
To more travels, Denny.

862
00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:57,123
To the mountains...

863
00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,255
Prairies...

864
00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:01,257
The whores.

865
00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:03,085
America the beautiful.

866
00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:05,871
Ahh.

867
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:09,875
To next season, my friend.

868
00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:11,877
Same night?

869
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,966
God, I hope.

870
00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:16,577
♪♪

871
00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:18,100
♪ Let go your heart

872
00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,102
♪ Let go your head

873
00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:24,933
♪ And feel it now

874
00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:28,981
♪ Babylon

875
00:42:29,024 --> 00:42:31,636
♪ Babylon

876
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,333
Captioned by Closed Captioning
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877
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:45,084
♪♪