1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,636 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:05,206 SHIRLEY KISSED ME. SHE STILL LOVES ME. 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,575 I'M SEEING SOMEONE WHO'S DYING OF LUNG CANCER. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,543 I CAN'T KEEP GOING. (Denny) "HANDS" ESPENSON, 5 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:12,246 BANKING AND FINANCE GENIUS, ONLY DON'T CALL HIM "HANDS." 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,514 I'VE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD 7 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:14,648 TO DEAL WITH MY ASPERGER'S SYNDROME. 8 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:17,051 IT'S CALLED "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS." 9 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:19,353 I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT KIND OF FRIEND BEFORE. 10 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,989 (Shirley) ALAN, MARLENE STANGER. A PLEASURE, MS. STANGER. 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,391 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE LOVE. (gasps) 12 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,226 WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS OUT OF OUR SYSTEM, 13 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,727 AND THEN WE WILL MOVE ON. 14 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,730 YOU WANT TO MARRY ME? 15 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,706 (siren whoops) 16 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,243 (siren whoops) 17 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,613 GOD! OH, GOD, PLEASE, NO! 18 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,683 (breathing deeply) I'M IN CONTROL. 19 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,552 DEEP BREATHS. 20 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,227 YOU'RE IN CONTROL. 21 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,698 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 22 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,268 (breathing quickly) 23 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:13,141 MR. ESPENSON, YOU WERE DRIVING IN THE CARPOOL LANE. 24 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,209 (gasping) THAT LANE'S RESERVED FOR VEHICLES 25 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:17,378 WITH TWO OR MORE PASSENGERS. 26 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,748 (hyperventilating) SIR, THAT IS NOT A PERSON 27 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,550 IN YOUR PASSENGER SEAT. 28 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,585 I'M SORRY. I'LL PAY THE TICKET. 29 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:28,222 OKAY, I'M ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO IMPOUND THE DOLL. 30 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:29,657 WHAT? 31 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,060 I'M AFRAID THAT'S THE LAW, SIR. WELL, WELL... 32 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,129 WHOA, OH... 33 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,465 YOU--YOU CAN'T HAVE HER. 34 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:40,301 SIR, PLEASE GET BACK IN THE VEHICLE. 35 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,602 NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! 36 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:44,405 SHE'S DONE NOTHING WRONG! IT WAS ALL ME, MY FAULT! 37 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,674 SIR, PLEASE GET BACK IN THE VEHICLE. 38 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,242 (groans) 39 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,311 NO! 40 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,580 NO, NO, NO! 41 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,216 ALL RIGHT! TAKE IT EASY! (groaning) 42 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,588 ALL RIGHT, CUFF HIM. NO! NO! 43 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,256 NO! 44 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,293 (rhythmic pounding) 45 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,172 MMM. 46 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,140 WE'RE DEVELOPING PICTURES. 47 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:22,710 WE'RE PHOTOGRAPHY BUFFS. 48 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,779 YES, AND I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR BUFFING, 49 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,515 BUT THERE'S AN EMERGENCY. 50 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,550 JERRY ESPENSON IS IN JAIL. 51 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,719 LAST NIGHT H-HE TACKLED A POLICE OFFICER. (zipper zips) 52 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,322 WHAT? HE'S TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT. 53 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:44,565 IF YOU LIKE TO WATCH, I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 54 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,468 (Paul) ALL RIGHT, DENNY... 55 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,470 UM, HAVE YOU GOT A SEC? 56 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,138 YEAH, SURE. WHAT'S UP? 57 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,174 UH, WELL, 58 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:57,478 THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M GETTING MARRIED 59 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,646 TO DANIEL POST. 60 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,180 WOW. 61 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:02,250 DENISE... THANKS. 62 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,817 CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU. 63 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,719 DENISE... THANK YOU. THANK YOU, DENNY. 64 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:06,887 MNH-MNH! 65 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,155 DENNY! 66 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,324 DENNY. DENNY! DENNY! 67 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,425 (muffled speech) DENNY! 68 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,860 (Shirley) DENNY! 69 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,666 THE BAD NEWS IS DANIEL GOT ARRESTED, 70 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,701 AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD DEFEND HIM. 71 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,336 WHAT DID HE DO? 72 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,538 WELL, IT SEEMS HE WENT OUT 73 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,740 AND BOUGHT HIMSELF, UM... 74 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,244 A LUNG. 75 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:35,883 *** 76 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,312 IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED. 77 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,780 SEE, I MET THIS GUY TOM AT MY ONCOLOGIST'S OFFICE. 78 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:09,249 HE'S GOT A BRAINSTEM TUMOR. IT'S INOPERABLE. 79 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,719 SO HE HAD CANCER, I HAD CANCER, AND WE--WE BECOME FRIENDS. 80 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,721 AS YOU KNOW, I LOST A LUNG. 81 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,723 COINCIDENTALLY, TOM HAS TWO. 82 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,258 AND EVEN MORE OF A COINCIDENCE, OUR TISSUES MATCH. 83 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,827 (chuckles) GEE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 84 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,762 NOW I'M NOT GONNA NEED A LUNG FOR A COUPLE YEARS, 85 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:22,930 BUT, YOU KNOW, HEY, UH, 86 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:26,233 WHY PUT OFF TILL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN TRANSPLANT TODAY? 87 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,735 AND AS IT TURNS OUT, I HAVE ALL THIS EXTRA MONEY LYING AROUND, 88 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,903 SO I THOUGHT I'D HELP TOM'S DAUGHTER WITH COLLEGE. 89 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,740 WOW. AND THESE IDIOT PROSECUTORS THOUGHT YOU WERE BUYING A LUNG. 90 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,842 BY THE WAY, YOU SEE THE RING? 91 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,446 *** 92 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,247 HOLY... 93 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,416 DENISE! 94 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,751 MARLENE. 95 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,519 I HEAR YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. 96 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,755 I AM. CONGRATULATIONS. 97 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,591 IT MUST BE A RELIEF TO HAVE SOME FINANCIAL SECURITY. 98 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,593 DOES BUZZ KNOW? BUZZ? 99 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,761 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. 100 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,763 ISN'T THAT THE NICKNAME FOR THE KEN DOLL WITH BENEFITS? 101 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,665 MARLENE, I'M FINDING IT EXTREMELY DIFFICULT 102 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,667 NOT TO ASSAULT YOU RIGHT NOW. OH, I'M SORRY. 103 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,470 AM I BEING TOO FAMILIAR? I THOUGHT WE WERE GIRLFRIENDS. 104 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,937 I WAS HOPING THE RELATIONSHIP WOULDN'T CHANGE 105 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,674 WHEN I MADE PARTNER AND YOU DIDN'T, BUT I GUESS IT HAS. 106 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,342 OH, WELL. BRAD, DID YOU HEAR? 107 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,810 DENISE IS GETTING MARRIED. 108 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,781 REALLY? 109 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,783 I-I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU. 110 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,552 SOMETIMES IT'S EASIER TO HEAR IT FROM A THIRD PARTY. 111 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:24,825 THAT COULD HAVE HIT ME. 112 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:34,402 *** 113 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,537 ALAN, I KNOW I WAS WRONG TO DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE. 114 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,406 I STAND READY TO PAY THE FINE, BUT THEY HAVE NO RIGHT 115 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,908 TO TAKE-- OKAY, JERRY. 116 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,810 I WANT YOU TO TAKE A BIG, DEEP BREATH. 117 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,745 (breathes deeply) 118 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:45,979 (both breathe deeply) 119 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,816 OH, GOD. THEY'RE PROBABLY VIOLATING HER AS WE SPEAK. 120 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,419 BY "HER," YOU MEAN THE DOLL? 121 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,487 SOME MEN DO DESPICABLE THINGS TO THEM. 122 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:56,490 SOME MEN GET THEM SPECIFICALLY FOR... 123 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,758 SEXUAL PURPOSES. 124 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,660 YOU CAN'T MEAN THAT. 125 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,695 THE BLOW-UP DOLLS ADVERTISED WITH THE LIFELIKE GENITALIA? 126 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,031 MEN GET THEM FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES? 127 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,667 YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME. 128 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,737 (chuckles) NO, JERRY. THIS DOLL IS A VIRGIN! 129 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,905 NOW THE POLICE HAVE HER. 130 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,708 YOU'VE GOT TO GET HER BACK! THAT OFFICER WAS GROPING HER! 131 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:17,010 THAT'S WHY I HAD TO TAKE ACTION. JERRY... 132 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,613 I WILL HELP YOU, BUT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A DOLL. 133 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,849 I CAN TALK TO HER. 134 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,518 AS INANIMATE AS SHE MAY BE, I FEEL SAFE WITH HER. 135 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:28,856 I CAN TALK ABOUT... THINGS. 136 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,357 OKAY. 137 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,859 BUT, JERRY, 138 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,861 COULD WE PERHAPS GET ANOTHER DOLL? 139 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,762 NO! 140 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,433 AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT SHE'S NOT REAL, 141 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,802 SHE'S REAL TO ME. 142 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:45,773 YOU NEED TO HELP, ALAN. 143 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,842 SHE'S REAL TO ME. 144 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,747 I GOT A SECOND AND THIRD OPINION, 145 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,816 AND THEY ALL SAY IT'S INOPERABLE. 146 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,051 I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE WHOLE STAGES OF DEATH THING. 147 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,721 I CRIED, I BEGGED, I THREW STUFF. 148 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,590 MADE IT TO ACCEPTANCE. 149 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:05,392 AND NOW YOU SEEM TO HAVE MADE IT TO THE FINAL STAGE-- 150 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,760 PROFITEERING. 151 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,061 THESE NONTERMINALS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. 152 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,565 MY DAUGHTER, SHE WANTS ME TO FIGHT THE CANCER, 153 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,468 BUT THE THING IS, IF I DO THE CHEMO AND THE RADIATION, 154 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:17,471 THE MOST I MAY BUY IS THREE OR FOUR REALLY NASTY MONTHS. 155 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,406 I DON'T WANT THAT. 156 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,475 OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 157 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,577 WE'RE GONNA PLEAD NOT GUILTY AND GO WITH YOUR STORY 158 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,646 THAT THIS IS JUST TWO FRIENDS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT. 159 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:26,747 GREAT. 160 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,081 EXCEPT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA WORK, 161 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,750 SO WE'LL ALSO NEED TO FILE A MOTION 162 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,151 TO DISMISS ON CONSTITUTIONAL GROUNDS. 163 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,587 AND THEN HOPE THAT IN THE CONSTITUTION SOMEWHERE 164 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,989 IT SAYS IT'S OKAY TO SELL YOUR BODY PARTS 165 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,458 TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. 166 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,996 (door slams) 167 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,432 ALL RIGHT, YOU WANNA MARRY SOME GUY, A CRIMINAL NO LESS, 168 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,668 THAT'S FINE, BUT TO LIE TO ME-- DON'T YELL AT ME! I DID NOT LIE TO YOU. 169 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,803 YES, YOU DID. DENISE, WE'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER, 170 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,872 AND YOU'RE ENGAGED. STOP YELLING AT ME! 171 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,774 DON'T YOU THINK THAT I DESERVE SOME-- IT JUST HAPPENED. 172 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,643 OH, IT JUST HAPPENED, YOU JUST HAPPENED TO GET ENGAGED? YES! 173 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,711 YES, YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT! SO THIS IS THE MODERN-DAY WOMAN, HUH? 174 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,713 SHE HAS HER FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS 175 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,849 AND COLLECTS HER MARRIAGE PROPOSALS ON THE SIDE? GET OUT! 176 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,985 YOU REALLY HAVE IT ALL, DON'T YOU? YEAH, YEAH, I REALLY HAVE IT ALL. 177 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,455 I'M IN LOVE WITH A MAN WHO IS DYING. LUCKY, LUCKY ME. 178 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,858 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 179 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,702 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THAT YOU WERE SEEING HIM? 180 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,671 BECAUSE HE WAS IN SWITZERLAND 181 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,973 GETTING AN EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT, 182 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,776 AND I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS COMING BACK. 183 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,714 I'M SORRY THAT I LOVE HIM. 184 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:38,819 I DON'T WANT TO LOVE HIM, 185 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,155 BUT I DO. 186 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,626 *** 187 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,564 I'VE GOT TO GET HIM HELP. 188 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,666 MY GOD, IF YOU SAW THE WAY HE HUGGED HER. 189 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,867 IS SHE CUTE? 190 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,837 DENNY, IT'S A DOLL. OH, COME ON. 191 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,572 DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER GONE TO TOWN ON A DOLL. 192 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,740 (laughs) 193 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,942 NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 194 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,880 HAVE YOU? 195 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,049 DENNY... 196 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,019 WELL, NOT JUST ANY DOLL. I MEAN, I'M NOT, UH... 197 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,888 UH, WHAT'S THE WORD? PECULIAR. 198 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:18,892 BUT I SUPPOSE I'VE BEEN WITH A SPECIAL DOLL. 199 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,863 WOULD I LIKE HER? 200 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,133 DO YOU WANT TO MEET HER? 201 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,101 SHE'S IN THE CLOSET. 202 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,237 DENNY, I'VE BEEN IN THAT CLOSET. 203 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,139 NOT THIS CLOSET. 204 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,008 I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH THE KEY TO THIS CLOSET. 205 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,885 (chuckles) 206 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:49,790 ALAN SHORE, MEET SHIRLEY SCHMIDTHO. 207 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,059 OH, MY GOD. 208 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,729 THIS LITTLE HO KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE, LET ME TELL YOU. 209 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,597 YOU HAD THIS CUSTOM-MADE. 210 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,767 HERE'S THE THING ABOUT RICH PEOPLE, ALAN-- 211 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,103 WE GET WHATEVER WE WANT. 212 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,273 SHIRLEY SCHMIDTHO. 213 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:15,849 *** 214 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:16,850 (man) ALL RISE. 215 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,586 JUDGE CLARK BROWN PRESIDING. 216 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,855 OH, DEAR. PROBLEM? 217 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,757 JUDGE BROWN-- I'M NOT HIS FAVORITE. 218 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,893 (Judge Brown) BE SEATED. 219 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,865 MS. SCHMIDT... 220 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,768 I HAVE BEFORE ME YOUR MOTION TO DISMISS 221 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,705 ON CONSTITUTIONAL GROUNDS. 222 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,272 DENIED. 223 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,308 YOU BETTER TAKE THIS. 224 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,879 YOUR HONOR, I WOULD ASK THAT YOU WOULD RECONSIDER 225 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,147 THE DEFENSE'S MOTION. 226 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,782 I WILL NOT. 227 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,350 HE WANTED TO PURCHASE A LUNG, 228 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,820 AND HE WANTED TO SELL A LUNG. 229 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,956 HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE AND SHOCKING! 230 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,891 IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS, YOUR HONOR, 231 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,292 IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT-- 232 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,661 NO, I'M RULING ON YOUR PAPERS. 233 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,364 THE LAW AS IT STANDS IS CONSTITUTIONAL, 234 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,967 AND MY DECISION STANDS FIRM. 235 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,637 I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR ACTIVIST JUDGES, MS. BAUER. 236 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,372 I FOLLOW THE LAW AS IT IS WRITTEN, 237 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,975 A PRACTICE THAT MAKES ME NEITHER NANSY 238 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,977 NOR PANSY. 239 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,212 WE WILL PROCEED. 240 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:22,149 I SPOKE WITH A FEW PSYCHOLOGISTS. 241 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,986 AND WHILE THEY CAN APPRECIATE HOW A PERSON WITH ASPERGER'S 242 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,655 MIGHT FIND COMFORT 243 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,724 IN AN IMAGINARY SOUL MATE... 244 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,860 YOU'RE CHOOSING YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY. 245 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,194 WHY ARE YOU TALKING THIS WAY? 246 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,864 WHEN YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, I DO NOT HEAR YOUR WORDS. 247 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,833 I ONLY HEAR THE PITTER-PATTER 248 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,235 OF SOMEBODY TIPTOEING LIGHTLY AROUND A CRAZY PERSON. 249 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:45,372 I KNOW SHE'S NOT REAL. I'M NOT DELUSIONAL. 250 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,840 I JUST... 251 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,876 I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON IT. 252 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,043 THAT'S ALL. 253 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:53,680 JERRY, THAT ISN'T TRUTHFUL. 254 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,049 YOU MAY NOT BE HAVING SEX WITH IT, 255 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,051 BUT YOU'VE COMPLETELY INDIVIDUALIZED IT. 256 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,753 YOU CALL IT "HER." 257 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,755 YOU TREAT HER AS A LOVED ONE. 258 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,090 YOU'VE JUST DESCRIBED 259 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,025 EVERY MAN'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS CAR. 260 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,359 (chuckles) 261 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,096 THE PSYCHOLOGISTS TELL ME 262 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,031 AS UNDERSTANDABLE 263 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,900 AS YOUR ATTRACTION MAY BE, 264 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,701 IT ISN'T HEALTHY. 265 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,938 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH A REAL WOMAN, SEXUALLY? 266 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,910 I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION, ALAN. 267 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:27,747 THERE WAS A TIME YEARS AGO 268 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:31,819 WHEN I HAD SOME DIFFICULTY 269 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,221 OF A CERTAIN STRIPE. 270 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,423 I WAS REFERRED TO A SEX THERAPIST, 271 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,058 A SURROGATE, IN FACT. 272 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,427 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET WITH HER. THAT'S DISGUSTING! 273 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,095 IT IS NOT DISGUSTING. 274 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,832 WHAT'S MORE, SHE HELPED ME ENORMOUSLY. 275 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,801 I BELIEVE SHE COULD HELP YOU. 276 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,269 FOR GOD'S SAKE, JERRY, 277 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,171 YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE 278 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,841 YOUR DISABILITY WITH INTIMACY IS PROFOUND HERE. 279 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,109 YOU NEED TO GET HELP. 280 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,914 I WAS ACCEPTED TO PENN THIS SPRING. 281 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,749 I KNEW IT WAS OUT OF OUR PRICE RANGE, 282 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,751 SO I CONTACTED THE FINANCIAL AID OFFICE. 283 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,419 DID YOU QUALIFY FOR FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE? 284 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,988 I DIDN'T NEED TO. 285 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,991 MY TUITION WAS PAID, ALL FOUR YEARS IN FULL. 286 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,861 WHO PAID YOUR TUITION, MEGAN? IT TOOK SOME DIGGING, 287 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,762 BUT I EVENTUALLY LEARNED THAT IT WAS DANIEL POST. 288 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,797 I ASKED MY FATHER WHO DANIEL POST WAS 289 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,766 AND IF HE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 290 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,835 HE SAID I SHOULD BE GRATEFUL 291 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,837 AND TO KEEP IT BETWEEN US. 292 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,939 THEN I FOUND THE TEST. 293 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,941 COMMONWEALTH EXHIBIT "A." 294 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,809 WAS THIS THE TEST YOU DISCOVERED? 295 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,845 YES, IN MY DAD'S DESK. 296 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,147 IT'S A COMPARISON STUDY BETWEEN MY FATHER AND MR. POST. 297 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,349 THEY'RE A PERFECT MATCH FOR EACH OTHER. 298 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:40,287 MEGAN, WHY ARE YOU HERE TESTIFYING AGAINST YOUR FATHER? 299 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,791 MY MOTHER DIED WHEN I WAS 6. 300 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:50,864 MY DAD IS MY WHOLE FAMILY. 301 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,200 YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY. 302 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,836 (Denise) MEGAN... 303 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,873 IT'S CLEAR THAT YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER VERY, VERY MUCH, 304 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,375 AND HE HAS A TUMOR IN HIS BRAIN 305 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,211 THAT CANNOT BE REMOVED. 306 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,313 AND THERE'S NO GETTING AROUND THAT, IS THERE? 307 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,148 NO. 308 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,183 BUT THERE'S NO REAL EVIDENCE 309 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,220 THAT DANIEL POST PAID YOUR TUITION 310 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,388 IN EXCHANGE FOR ONE OF YOUR FATHER'S LUNGS. 311 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,990 THERE'S NO CONTRACT BETWEEN THEM. 312 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,392 NOTHING'S SIGNED. NO RECEIPT. 313 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,895 THERE'S NO REAL PROOF OF A CONNECTION 314 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,097 BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, CORRECT? 315 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,566 SO THEY JUST GOT TYPED AND MATCHED FOR THE HELL OF IT? 316 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:32,072 MEGAN, YOUR FATHER STILL HAS BOTH OF HIS LUNGS. 317 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,342 ISN'T IT POSSIBLE THAT DANIEL POST 318 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,845 PAID YOUR TUITION TO BE NICE, 319 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,515 BECAUSE HE COULD, 320 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,219 FOR THE DAUGHTER OF A FRIEND? 321 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,069 JOANNA. 322 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,604 MY NAME IS ALAN SHORE. I'M NOT SURE IF YOU REMEMBER ME. 323 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,874 YES. HOW ARE YOU, ALAN? 324 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,043 I HAVE A-A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. 325 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,345 I WONDER IF I COULD SPEAK WITH YOU. 326 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,284 AND I'M JUST AFRAID THE MORE ISOLATED HE BECOMES... 327 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:21,254 I MEAN, I WOULD IMAGINE MEN WHO BOND WITH DOLLS, 328 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:25,959 SOME KIND OF INTERVENTION HAS TO TAKE PLACE HERE. 329 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,560 ALAN, I'M RETIRED. 330 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,562 I'VE REMARRIED, 331 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,264 AND MY HUSBAND HAS PROBLEMS 332 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,266 WITH HIS WIFE BEING A SEXUAL SURROGATE. 333 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,334 YOU'VE RETIRED? 334 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,903 BUT I CAN REFER YOU TO SEVERAL OTHER THERAPISTS. 335 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,605 WITHOUT EVEN MEETING THESE WOMEN, 336 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,341 I KNOW THEY SIMPLY CANNOT BE YOU. 337 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,510 WELL, I SUPPOSE I'M FLATTERED. 338 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,146 I MEAN TO CONNOTE DESPAIR, NOT FLATTERY. 339 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,482 MY FRIEND IS EXTREMELY DISENFRANCHISED, 340 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,585 BOTH SEXUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY, 341 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,087 AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT. 342 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,923 HE'S IN HIS 40s. HIS BEST FRIEND IS A DOLL. 343 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,659 COULD YOU PLEASE COME OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR JUST ONE CASE? 344 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:09,469 I BEG YOU. 345 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,271 I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE WITH HER. 346 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,273 CAN'T I DO THIS OVER THE COMPUTER? 347 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,275 NO, JERRY, YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM. 348 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,511 I'M NOT COMFORTABLE. I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE WITH HER. 349 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,613 AND DON'T GO RUSHING OFF TO COURT 350 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,615 TRYING TO GET SOME KIND OF ORDER. 351 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,151 (chuckles) YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, ALAN! 352 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,153 WOULD IT HELP IF PATTY WENT WITH YOU? 353 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,621 THAT'LL JUST MAKE ME LOOK MORE LIKE A FREAK. NO, IT WON'T. 354 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,459 HOW ABOUT WE BOTH JOIN YOU, PATTY AND I, 355 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,662 JUST FOR THE INITIAL CONSULTATION? 356 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,031 11:30 SOUNDS PERFECT. THANK YOU, JOANNA. 357 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,233 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GRATEFUL I AM. 358 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,569 WE'LL SEE YOU THEN. 359 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,671 YOU MISSED YOUR 10:00. 360 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,474 UM, SOMETHING CAME UP. 361 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,309 SOMETHING WAS SUPPOSED TO COME UP... 362 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,211 (whispers) IN THE CLOSET AT 10:00. 363 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,046 I'VE GOT A FEW MINUTES NOW 364 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,348 IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO SOMEWHERE AND GRAB A BITE. 365 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,484 (normal voice) I'M LEAVING FOR NEW YORK. 366 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,586 NOW? 367 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,721 FRIDAY. I'M TRANSFERRING TO THE NEW YORK OFFICE. 368 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,423 WHAT? WHY? 369 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,725 I DON'T FEEL I'M DOING MY BEST WORK HERE. 370 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,495 I ASSURE YOU, MARLENE, YOU ARE. 371 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,397 I'LL MISS YOU. 372 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,332 HUH? THAT'S IT? 373 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,534 YOU'LL MISS ME? 374 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,337 DEAR. 375 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,506 HUH. 376 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,574 MR. POST, WHO IS EUGENE VOLOKH? 377 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:25,345 EUGENE IS A SECURITY GUARD AT MY OFFICE BUILDING. 378 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,181 WHY DID YOU WRITE HIM A CHECK FOR $50,000? 379 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,582 EUGENE'S SON IS AUTISTIC. 380 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,519 HE HAS TO GO TO A SPECIAL SCHOOL. 381 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,621 SO YOU JUST GAVE HIM THE MONEY? 382 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,689 SO IN ADDITION TO KATRINA RELIEF, 383 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,058 THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL OF BOSTON 384 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,461 AND A DOZEN OTHER CHARITIES, 385 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,565 YOU JUST GIVE MONEY TO PEOPLE THAT YOU MEET? 386 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,402 HAVE YOU EVER ASKED ANY OF THE PEOPLE 387 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,571 THAT YOU'VE HELPED FOR SOMETHING IN RETURN? 388 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,373 NO. 389 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,409 NOT EVEN SAY, UM, A BODY PART? 390 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,212 NOT A ONE. 391 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,149 UH, MR. POST, HOW DID YOU GET TO COURT THIS MORNING? CAR. 392 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,251 YOU DROVE? I WAS DRIVEN. 393 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,786 YOU HAVE A CAR AND DRIVER? LET'S JUST STIPULATE I'M A RICH GUY, RIGHT? 394 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,555 RICH GUYS PLAY BY DIFFERENT RULES, DON'T THEY? 395 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,324 THE SAME RULES, JUST, UH, MORE TOYS. 396 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,625 YOU DID HEAR THAT I SHARE MINE, RIGHT? 397 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,727 I DID. 398 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,397 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A GENEROUS MAN AND A LUCKY ONE. 399 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,631 EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE CANCER THING. 400 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,733 WELL, BUT YOU GOT THE BEST TREATMENT 401 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,402 MONEY COULD BUY, RIGHT? 402 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,604 AND THEN YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THE MOST PROMISING DRUG TRIAL 403 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,573 IN THIS COUNTRY, RIGHT? ALONG WITH ABOUT 2,000 OTHER PEOPLE. 404 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,409 YOU WERE SUED FOR MANIPULATING THAT STUDY TO YOUR BENEFIT. 405 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,744 UH, THE SUIT WENT AWAY. 406 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,413 BECAUSE THE PLAINTIFF DIED, 407 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,415 BUT NOT BEFORE YOU TRIED TO BUY YOUR WAY 408 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,184 OUT OF THE INCONVENIENCE OF A TRIAL. 409 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,685 AND WHEN THE STUDY HERE AT HOME DIDN'T WORK, 410 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,421 YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF INTO ANOTHER ONE IN SWITZERLAND, 411 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,256 DIDN'T YOU? I MEAN, A MAN LIKE YOU, 412 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,757 USED TO CONTROLLING EVERYTHING IN YOUR WORLD-- 413 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,426 OBJECTION! SUSTAINED. 414 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,795 I'M JUST SAYING, MR. POST, YOU'VE GOT DEEP POCKETS. 415 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,130 YOU'RE ABLE TO USE THEM TO GET WHAT YOU WANT. 416 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,433 AND THE ONE LUNG THAT YOU HAVE LEFT, 417 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,268 IT'S NOT GONNA LAST FOREVER, IS IT? 418 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,270 AND EVERY TIME YOU HAVE TO STOP ON THE STREET, 419 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,439 YOU FEEL THAT TIGHTNESS IN YOUR CHEST, 420 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,174 IT REMINDS YOU OF HOW VULNERABLE YOU ARE, DOESN'T IT? 421 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,510 OBJECTION! 422 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,712 YOUR HONOR, THIS TRIAL SHOULDN'T BE 423 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,614 ABOUT WHO OFFERED WHAT TO WHOM. 424 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,782 IT SHOULD BE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT OUR GOVERNMENT 425 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,684 HAS THE RIGHT TO CONTROL WHAT WE CAN AND CANNOT DO 426 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,620 WITH OUR OWN BODIES... 427 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,457 (bangs gavel) WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO TO SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE. 428 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,526 (man) YOUR HONOR! DISREGARD HER. 429 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,793 JUDGE BROWN DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THESE ISSUES, 430 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,630 BECAUSE THEY CUT A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THE BONE. 431 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,465 YOU SEE, I DID SOME RESEARCH, AND IT SEEMS JUDGE BROWN 432 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,133 IS HIMSELF A SURVIVOR OF COLON CANCER. 433 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,635 (bangs gavel) 434 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,803 BUT HIS IS TREATABLE. 435 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,139 HE COULD THROW A COUPLE OF RADIOACTIVE SEEDS 436 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,808 IN THE BACK DOOR, AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE 437 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,311 THE HARD TRUTH ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DO 438 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,413 IF YOU WERE DYING. 439 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,755 *** 440 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,760 YOU KNOW, JERRY, ALAN IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT YOU. 441 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:58,665 HE THINKS YOUR SOCIAL ISOLATION IS RATHER EXTREME. 442 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,168 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, 443 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,337 IT'S NOT. 444 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,339 MANY MEN YOUR AGE 445 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,575 ARE LIVING ALONE THESE DAYS WITHOUT PARTNERS. 446 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,843 IT'S BECOME ALL TOO COMMON, IN FACT, 447 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,680 AND I'VE TREATED MANY LIKE YOU, 448 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,382 WHO PREFER DOLLS. 449 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:19,352 MAINLY THEY'RE MOTIVATED BY A DESIRE TO AVOID REJECTION, 450 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,188 WHICH, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 451 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:27,727 EVERY MAN FEARS REJECTION FROM WOMEN ON SOME LEVEL. 452 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,398 THANK YOU. 453 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,706 DO YOU LIE IN YOUR BED NEXT TO PATRICIA? 454 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,774 I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER. 455 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:45,712 OH, I BELIEVE YOU. I BELIEVE YOU. 456 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,214 BECAUSE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ISN'T SEX SO MUCH 457 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,419 AS INTIMACY IN A RELATIONSHIP. 458 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,956 JERRY, I WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER SESSION 459 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,726 WHEN YOU AND I JUST LIE TOGETHER. 460 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,762 NO SEXUAL TOUCHING. 461 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,897 WE JUST LIE NEXT TO EACH OTHER. 462 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,266 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 463 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,470 IT WON'T BE ABOUT SEX, BUT BODY AWARENESS 464 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,306 AND RELAXATION. 465 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,309 NAKED? 466 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,744 YES. 467 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,779 (sighs) 468 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,486 I WOULDN'T WANT YOU THERE FOR THAT. 469 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,787 UNDERSTOOD. 470 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:31,658 *** 471 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,365 THAT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL. 472 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,867 NO, IT DIDN'T. 473 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,773 ARE YOU OKAY? 474 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,708 MM, FINE. 475 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:52,612 A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS? 476 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,981 MY THOUGHTS ARE NOT FOR SALE, UNLIKE THE REST OF... 477 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,452 OUCH. 478 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,688 YEAH. 479 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,293 MY FATHER DIDN'T HAVE 480 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,562 A LOT TO LEAVE WHEN HE DIED. 481 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,898 HE ACTUALLY EXECUTED 482 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,866 SOMETHING CALLED AN ETHICAL WILL. 483 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,968 HAVE YOU HEARD OF THEM? I'VE DRAFTED THEM. 484 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,305 HE BELIEVED THAT A PERSON'S FINAL LEGACY 485 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,741 SHOULDN'T BE SO MUCH ABOUT HIS MONEY 486 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,844 AS ABOUT HIS CHARACTER, 487 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,814 HIS VALUES. 488 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:32,318 SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT DANIEL'S LEGACY IS GOING TO BE. 489 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,320 WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM? 490 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,856 HE'D SAY THAT LEGACIES ARE FOR DEAD PEOPLE, 491 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,025 AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE DEAD. 492 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,861 I GUESS THAT'S THE ONLY ANSWER HE CAN LIVE WITH. 493 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,330 THE QUESTION IS, 494 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,566 CAN YOU? 495 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,404 *** 496 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,525 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 497 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,361 FINE, THANK YOU. 498 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,965 BEFORE I GET INTO BED, 499 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,634 I'D LIKE TO TAKE OFF MY ROBE, 500 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:25,037 AND I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME. 501 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,774 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT? 502 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,643 I'LL TRY. 503 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,956 COULD YOU LOOK AT ME, JERRY? 504 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,424 (sighs) 505 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,664 SEE, THERE'S NOTHING TERRIBLY FOREIGN 506 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,800 ABOUT THE FEMALE BODY, JERRY. 507 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:59,639 I'M GOING TO CLIMB IN WITH YOU NOW, OKAY? 508 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,711 OKAY. 509 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,691 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 510 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,627 I'M AFRAID. 511 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,496 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HOLD YOU? 512 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,864 OH! 513 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,203 OKAY. 514 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,814 OH! 515 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:45,785 GOSH. 516 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,655 (door opens) 517 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,723 (door slams open) FREEZE! 518 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,959 OH, NO, NO, NO! YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE! NO, NO, NO! 519 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,661 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BUDDY. 520 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,629 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, NO, NO! OH, GOD! 521 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,798 YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN HERE! CUFF HER. 522 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,800 LET'S GO. JUST ONE MOMENT, PLEASE! 523 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:06,005 OH, MY GOD. GOD, NO! 524 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:09,776 *** 525 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,712 I AM LOOKING FOR HIM. 526 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,714 AS SOON AS I FIND HIM, I WILL GET HIM DOWN TO THE STATION. 527 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,683 I... (sighs) 528 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:20,553 I HEAR YOU, JERRY. 529 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,589 ALAN! 530 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,490 (rhythmic pounding) 531 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:28,060 OH, COME ON! 532 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:30,096 (pounding quickens) 533 00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:33,733 ALAN! 534 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,837 WHAT? 535 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,839 *** 536 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:44,677 YOU CAN'T BLAME DANIEL POST FOR WANTING TO LIVE. 537 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,179 WHAT'S THE HARM, HE ASKED? 538 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:50,549 WE HAVE MANY INDIVIDUAL LIBERTIES 539 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,619 THAT ARE DEARLY CHERISHED IN THIS COUNTRY. 540 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,721 EQUALLY CHERISHED IS THE NOTION THAT OUR LAWMAKING BODIES 541 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,555 SEEK TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC GOOD. 542 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,691 AS A RESULT, WE DON'T HAVE CARTE BLANCHE 543 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,693 TO DO WHATEVER WE PLEASE WITH OUR BODIES. 544 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:04,030 WELL, DANIEL POST DECIDED THAT HE WAS ABOVE THE LAW. 545 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:07,033 HE FIGURES HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PLAY BY THE SAME RULES 546 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,935 THAT APPLY TO YOU AND ME. 547 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,770 SO WHERE'S THE HARM? 548 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,872 AND IT'S NOT JUST A MATTER 549 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,541 OF ANARCHY OR THE SANCTITY OF THE LAW. 550 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,244 HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DONATE THEIR ORGANS EVERY YEAR 551 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,112 SO THAT OTHERS MIGHT LIVE, 552 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:23,650 AND THEY COUNT ON THE SYSTEM OF DISTRIBUTION TO BE FAIR. 553 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,919 IF IT'S NOT, THOSE ORGAN DONATIONS COULD STOP 554 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:30,723 OR MOST CERTAINLY DECLINE, AND PEOPLE DIE. 555 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,893 AND THAT'S A HARM HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT. 556 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,162 I'M HOPING... 557 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,798 THE 12 OF YOU DO. 558 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,833 I HAVE A NEPHEW. 559 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,601 HE'S IN COLLEGE. 560 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:45,905 DURING HIS SEMESTER BREAK, HE OFFERED HIMSELF AS A SUBJECT 561 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,074 FOR MEDICAL RESEARCH IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY. 562 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,742 THIS IS LEGAL. 563 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,911 THE WOMAN WHO LIVES DOWN THE BLOCK FROM ME 564 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:56,015 HAD HER EGGS HARVESTED SO THAT ANOTHER WOMAN COULD HAVE A BABY. 565 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:58,184 SHE DID THIS IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY. 566 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,252 THIS IS LEGAL. 567 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,789 PEOPLE CAN SELL THEIR HAIR, 568 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,657 THEIR BLOOD, THEIR SPERM-- 569 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,192 LEGAL. 570 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:09,295 OUR NATION ALREADY EMBRACES THE NOTION 571 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:13,165 THAT WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO SELL PARTS OF OURSELVES, 572 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:16,168 THAT WE ARE FREE TO MAKE THESE KINDS OF DECISIONS 573 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:18,137 ABOUT OUR OWN BODIES. 574 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,806 WELL, SORT OF. 575 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,874 CERTAIN PARTS, WE HAVE NO RIGHTS. 576 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,776 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 577 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,045 ORGAN SALES ARE HAPPENING ANYWAY. 578 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,781 WOULD--WOULD YOU LIKE A KIDNEY? 579 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:32,785 I CAN GET YOU ONE IN BRAZIL FOR AS LOW AS $3,000, 580 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,954 IN THE PHILIPPINES FOR $1,800. 581 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,223 I CAN GET YOU AN ACHILLES TENDON IN SOUTH KOREA 582 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:41,227 FOR ANYWHERE BETWEEN $200 AND $1,200 DOLLARS. 583 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,963 WHY DOES THIS BLACK MARKET EXIST? 584 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:47,133 BECAUSE OUR CURRENT SYSTEM OF ORGAN DONATION 585 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,301 IS WOEFULLY FAILING US. 586 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,738 SURE, YOU CAN PUT YOUR NAME ON A LIST, 587 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,173 ALONG WITH 92,000 PEOPLE 588 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,976 WHO ARE LEFT ON THE LIST EACH YEAR. 589 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,812 IN THE MEANTIME, ANYONE WHO CAN CIRCUMVENT THAT LIST 590 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,680 IS DOING SO. 591 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,816 FAMILIES AND FRIENDS DONATE DIRECTLY. 592 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,919 POLICE AND FIREFIGHTERS HAVE AN INFORMAL NETWORK 593 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:10,656 WHERE THEY DONATE THEIR ORGANS TO EACH OTHER. 594 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,892 AND--AND FOR A STIFF MONTHLY FEE, 595 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:17,764 ANY PATIENT CAN SUBSCRIBE TO A DONOR-MATCHING WEB SITE. 596 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:22,034 AND DANIEL POST FOUND TOM RAULSTON. 597 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:26,172 THE WASHINGTON D.C. CIRCUIT COURT PREVIOUSLY FOUND 598 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:31,210 WE HAVE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAVE OURSELVES. 599 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,413 THAT'S ALL DANIEL POST WAS TRYING TO DO. 600 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,370 *** 601 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:01,974 JERRY, I AM SO, SO SORRY. I FEEL COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE, 602 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:04,376 AND I WILL MAKE THIS GO AWAY. I GIVE YOU MY ABSOLUTE WORD. 603 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,712 WHAT HAPPENED? 604 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,714 IT SEEMS THE AWFUL MR. GINSBERG, 605 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,283 OUR POLITICALLY AMBITIOUS ZEALOT OF A PROSECUTOR, 606 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:14,153 HAS BEGUN A CITYWIDE CRACKDOWN 607 00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:15,754 ON A BROAD ASSORTMENT 608 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:18,124 ON WHAT HE CONSIDERS IMMORAL SEXUAL ACTIVITY, 609 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:20,059 AND SOMEHOW YOU AND JOANNA GOT CAUGHT UP IN IT. 610 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:24,096 BUT I PROMISE YOU, JERRY, THIS WILL NOT STAND. 611 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:25,998 IT'S PROSTITUTION, PURE AND SIMPLE. 612 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,267 IT'S NOT PROSTITUTION, IT WAS TREATMENT. 613 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,904 WHAT'S MORE, THEY DIDN'T EVEN ENGAGE IN ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY. 614 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,072 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIME. 615 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,406 YOU BUMPTIOUS MORON! 616 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,409 YOUR HONOR, THE DEPRAVITY OF THIS SOCIETY 617 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:40,913 WHEN IT COMES TO SEX HAS BECOME EPIDEMIC. 618 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:43,850 SOMEBODY HAS TO BE A GUARDIAN OF DECENCY AND-- 619 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,351 THIS DEPRAVED SOCIETY 620 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:47,820 FOR WHICH YOU'VE ANOINTED YOURSELF DECENCY GUARDIAN 621 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:51,958 SPENDS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION. 622 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,960 YOU CAN'T TURN ON A CARTOON TODAY 623 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:56,829 WITHOUT SEEING AN AD FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. 624 00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:59,765 IT'S ONE OF THE FASTEST-GROWING INDUSTRIES IN OUR COUNTRY-- 625 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,433 BETTER SEX THROUGH CHEMICALS. 626 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,102 I'M NOT SURE I SEE YOUR POINT. 627 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,437 MY POINT IS WE'RE CULTIVATING AN OBSESSION 628 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:06,939 WITH SEXUAL PERFORMANCE, 629 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,175 AND WHILE IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO TAKE A PILL, 630 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,443 IF YOU SEEK BEHAVIORAL THERAPY, 631 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:13,980 WELL, THAT JUST GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR 632 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:15,781 AS A PHARMACEUTICAL NATION. 633 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,284 WELL, THIS MAN HAS ASPERGER'S SYNDROME. 634 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,186 HE HAS A DISABILITY 635 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:23,789 WHEN IT COMES TO ESTABLISHING INTIMATE, SOCIAL, EMOTIONAL 636 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,791 AND YES, SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS. 637 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,126 HE SOUGHT TREATMENT, 638 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:30,162 AND THIS POMPOUS BUFFOON WANTS TO MAKE A CASE OUT OF IT 639 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,531 TO GET SOME FACE TIME WITH NANCY GRACE. 640 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,867 I MOVE FOR AN IMMEDIATE MOTION TO DISMISS. 641 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,068 I MOVE FOR COSTS, 642 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,970 AND I'D ASK YOUR HONOR TO SENTENCE THIS IDIOT 643 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,839 TO SENSITIVITY TRAINING, PREFERABLY FOR LIFE. 644 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:44,143 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS UNDER ADVISEMENT, 645 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,145 AND I WILL RULE QUICKLY. 646 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,514 ADJOURNED. (bangs gavel) 647 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:52,018 I AM VERY, VERY SORRY. 648 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,488 I FEEL SO AWFUL. I'VE ENDED UP HURTING THEM BOTH. 649 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,424 IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE THE NEWS, 650 00:30:58,457 --> 00:30:59,992 COMPOUNDING THEIR EMBARRASSMENT. 651 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,061 ALAN, FACE IT. YOU SCREWED UP, 652 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,563 SO ALL YOU CAN DO IS APOLOGIZE, ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY 653 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:07,099 AND CHECK YOURSELF INTO REHAB. HUH. 654 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,568 WHAT? 655 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:12,038 SHE'S GONE. 656 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,239 WHO? 657 00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:16,275 MARLENE. SHE LEFT... THE FIRM. 658 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:18,844 NO, NO, NO, SHE WENT TO THE NEW YORK OFFICE. 659 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,579 SHE'LL BE BACK. 660 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:23,582 THIS GIRL MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU? DON'T BE SILLY. 661 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,251 DENNY! 662 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:28,354 THERE'S A RATHER MONSTROUS RUMOR GOING AROUND 663 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,389 THAT YOU CUSTOMIZED A DOLL 664 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:32,224 IN MY LIKENESS, 665 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:35,427 A DOLL YOU WERE CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH IN A CLOSET. 666 00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:37,263 (snickers) 667 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:38,931 THAT WAS HIM. 668 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,533 I ASSURE YOU I'M HOLDING OUT FOR THE REAL THING. 669 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,903 DID YOU HAVE A DOLL MADE IN MY LIKENESS, DENNY? 670 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:47,373 COME ON, SHIRLEY, YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED. 671 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:51,410 TO BE A SEXUAL PROP-- THAT'S EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM. 672 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:52,544 ISN'T IT? 673 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,047 WHAT'S HER NAME? SORRY? 674 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,549 I'M TOLD SHE HAS A NAME. WHAT IS IT? 675 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:58,917 OH, THAT. 676 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:01,153 WHY THAT'S, UH... 677 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:04,123 SHIRLEY SCHMIDTHO. 678 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,891 (snickers) 679 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,327 I'D LIKE TO MEET HER. 680 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,396 WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY... 681 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,631 YOU WILL BRING ME THE DOLL. 682 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:27,913 THIS WON'T BE GOOD. NO. 683 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,615 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 684 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,318 IT'S A FLUKE THAT YOU'RE BOTH WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT. 685 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:36,655 I KNOW HOW YOU WOMEN DON'T LIKE TO SEE YOURSELVES. 686 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:41,660 DENNY, CAN YOU NOT APPRECIATE HOW THIS DEGRADES ME? 687 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:44,930 WELL, I'M JUST OBJECTIFYING YOU 688 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,265 FOR PLEASURE. 689 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,934 YOU TRULY CAN'T SEE 690 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,470 HOW THIS MIGHT HUMILIATE ME? 691 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:57,309 YOU'RE JEALOUS? 692 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:02,948 HERE'S MY PROBLEM. 693 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,451 THERE'S NO LICENSING OR REGULATION 694 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,119 OF SURROGATE PARTNERS. 695 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,121 AS MR. GINSBERG NOTES, 696 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:11,623 I SUPPOSE ANY PROSTITUTE COULD CLAIM SHE'S A SURROGATE. 697 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:14,460 BUT MS. MILLER WAS AT ONE TIME A MEMBER OF 698 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,196 THE INTERNATIONAL PROFESSIONAL SURROGATE ASSOCIATION, 699 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,564 AND THAT IS A LEGITIMATE 700 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,532 AND OFTEN EFFECTIVE TREATMENT. 701 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,234 (softly) OH, PLEASE. 702 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,970 I'M ALSO MINDFUL OF THE HYPOCRISY 703 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,638 MR. SHORE ALLUDED TO EARLIER. 704 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,574 BIG PHARMACEUTICAL SPENDS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS 705 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:31,577 CULTIVATING A NATIONAL OBSESSION WITH SEXUAL PERFORMANCE. 706 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,313 WE'RE OKAY WITH PUSHING PILLS, 707 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,615 BUT WE CONDEMN BEHAVIORAL TREATMENT? 708 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:43,389 THE CHARGES AGAINST MR. ESPENSON AND MS. MILLER ARE DISMISSED. 709 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,356 (gasps) 710 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:45,524 (sighs) 711 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:48,527 MR. GINSBERG, I'M SURE IF YOU LOOK HARD, 712 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,531 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME. 713 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,700 ADJOURNED. 714 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,268 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 715 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:57,669 THANK YOU. 716 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,505 YOU HEARD WHAT THE JUDGE SAID 717 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,740 ABOUT THE TREATMENT BEING VERY EFFECTIVE. 718 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:04,009 I HOPE YOU'LL SEE JOANNA AGAIN. 719 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,378 CAN I THINK ABOUT IT? OF COURSE. 720 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,546 OKAY. 721 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:11,583 THANK YOU AGAIN, ALAN. 722 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,720 MY FRIEND. 723 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,559 (clears throat) THANK YOU. 724 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:33,372 WHAT'S WRONG? 725 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,707 SORRY? 726 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,643 YOU'RE BLUE. 727 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,711 ME? 728 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,647 I'M NOT, ACTUALLY. 729 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,516 WE GOT THE DESIRED RESULT HERE. 730 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,387 I'M STILL CONCERNED ABOUT ANY EMBARRASSMENT 731 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,423 I MIGHT HAVE CAUSED YOU OR JERRY. 732 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:56,061 BUT I WOULDN'T DESCRIBE MYSELF AS-- BLUE? 733 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,297 (clears throat) 734 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,568 YEAH. 735 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,604 THERE WAS A GIRL. SHE LEFT. 736 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,074 IT'S NOT AS IF 737 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,643 WE HAD ANY KIND OF MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP, 738 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:14,180 BUT I SUPPOSE WHEN I WAS WITH HER, 739 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:17,749 I COULD BE MY TRUE, UNADULTERATED SELF, 740 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,685 WHICH IS, AS YOU KNOW-- A DEGENERATE. 741 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,453 (chuckles) 742 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:27,626 THESE PAST FEW YEARS I'VE FELT THIS INEXPLICABLE COMPULSION 743 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,795 TO BE SOMEWHAT REDEEMING, 744 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,631 AS IF I WERE SOME SERIES REGULAR 745 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:34,466 ON A TELEVISION SHOW. 746 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:39,805 SOMETHING ABOUT MARLENE ALLOWED ME TO BE... 747 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:42,641 DEGENERATE. 748 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:50,716 IN ADDITION TO YOUR TREATMENT OF JERRY, 749 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:55,554 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MAYBE SQUEEZE ME IN? 750 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,697 HOW ABOUT WE MEASURE YOU FOR SOME TROUSERS? 751 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:09,568 *** 752 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:12,504 DEFENDANT WILL PLEASE RISE. 753 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:18,210 MADAM FOREPERSON, THE JURY HAS REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 754 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,212 WE HAVE. WHAT SAY YOU? 755 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:22,481 "IN THE MATTER OF 756 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,850 "THE COMMONWEALTH vs. DANIEL POST 757 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:28,153 "ON THE CHARGE OF VIOLATING THE UNIFORM ANATOMICAL GIFT ACT, 758 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,522 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY." 759 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:32,324 WOW. 760 00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:33,859 (gallery murmurs) 761 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:41,367 *** 762 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,937 ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO ME AT ALL? 763 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,408 DO YOU STILL LOVE ME? 764 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:51,377 BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU. 765 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,614 ALL RIGHT, TELL YOU WHAT. 766 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:57,616 YOU KNOW THAT-THAT-THAT NEW FUR COAT 767 00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,618 IN THE WINDOW OF BERGDORF GOODMAN'S? MM-HMM. 768 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:02,220 I'LL BUY YOU BERGDORF GOODMAN'S. 769 00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:05,291 (laughs) 770 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:08,193 DANIEL... (sighs) 771 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,530 I THINK I FELL IN LOVE WITH MOST OF YOU. 772 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,765 WELL, I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. 773 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,767 IT'S JUST THE REST OF THIS STUFF, 774 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:18,404 I, UM, I NEED SOME TIME. 775 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:20,639 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT--THAT WORKS OUT, TOO, 776 00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:23,575 BECAUSE, UH, TOM AND I ARE GONNA BE GOING 777 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,544 ON A LITTLE VACATION. 778 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:28,580 FOR HOW LONG? FIVE, SIX WEEKS. 779 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:32,751 UH, WHERE? 780 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:36,254 PROBABLY BEST YOU DON'T KNOW. 781 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,629 (softly) RIGHT. 782 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:47,966 *** 783 00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:24,903 (sobbing) 784 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,553 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S MEASURING YOU FOR TROUSERS? 785 00:38:41,587 --> 00:38:43,989 IS THAT SOME KIND OF FETISH? 786 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,057 WOULD I LIKE IT? 787 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,696 MY MOTHER WASN'T 788 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,832 A PARTICULARLY DOTING WOMAN, DENNY. 789 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:58,537 SHE NEVER HELD ME MUCH OR... 790 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:03,675 EXCEPT EVERY FALL BEFORE THE SCHOOL YEAR BEGAN, 791 00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:07,479 SHE'D PREPARE MY SCHOOL CLOTHES, 792 00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:09,648 MEASURE ME FOR MY PANTS, 793 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,884 THE HEMS AND SO FORTH. 794 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,487 I'D STAND THERE, 795 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:20,358 HER HAND WOULD BE ON MY LEG, MY SEAM... 796 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:23,361 YOU HAD A THING FOR YOUR MOTHER. 797 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,033 IT WASN'T SEXUAL. 798 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,671 HER TOUCH WAS JUST... 799 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:36,675 I GUESS, LOVING. 800 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,910 ONE OF THE REASONS 801 00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:42,514 I BUY SO MANY SUITS, I THINK. 802 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:46,752 WHILE THE TAILORS DO WHAT THEY DO, 803 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:51,356 I SUPPOSE IT REMINDS ME OF THE TIMES 804 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,791 IN MY CHILDHOOD 805 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:56,628 I ALLOWED MYSELF TO FEEL CARED FOR. 806 00:39:56,662 --> 00:40:01,433 NOW JOANNA, 807 00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:04,636 THE WAY SHE WOULD TOUCH ME, 808 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:07,873 RUNNING HER FINGERS UP THE INSEAM 809 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,876 AND AROUND IN THE BACK, HERE AND THERE, 810 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,946 IT DID BECOME EROTIC. 811 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:19,551 GETTING MEASURED FOR PANTS. 812 00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:23,989 IT'S NOT ENTIRELY ABOUT SEX, DENNY. 813 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:27,726 IT'S ABOUT BEING TOUCHED 814 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:33,565 IN GENTLE... 815 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,801 INTIMATE WAYS. 816 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:40,071 (chuckles) 817 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:43,975 I SUPPOSE I'M STARVED 818 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:47,513 FOR A LITTLE TENDERNESS SOMETIMES. 819 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,848 HMM... 820 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:52,150 NEVER TAKING YOU FISHING AGAIN. 821 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,985 (laughs) 822 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:04,796 DO YOU EVER GET LONELY, DENNY? 823 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:09,100 WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS DEEP THINKING? 824 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,603 IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION. 825 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,839 DO YOU EVER GET LONELY? 826 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:17,809 DO YOU? 827 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,915 NO. 828 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,855 YOU? 829 00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:37,563 NO. 830 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:43,001 GUESS WE'RE BOTH LUCKY THAT WAY. 831 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:48,707 *** 832 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:55,046 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 833 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,514 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 834 00:41:56,548 --> 00:41:57,683 WE'RE THE NEW GUYS. OH, PLEASE. 835 00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:00,151 IF THERE WERE NEW GUYS, THEY'D HAVE SHOWN UP 836 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:03,021 IN THE SEASON PREMIERE. JUDGE MARSHA HOOPER WAS FOUND MURDERED LAST NIGHT 837 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,090 IN HER HOME AROUND 10:00. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU? 838 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:07,693 I WAS THERE AT 9:00. WE WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 839 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:10,662 SHE'S SPECIAL, ALAN. SHE BELIEVES IN GOD, 840 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,731 GUNS, BLOWING UP NORTH KOREA. 841 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:13,832 SHE COULD BE THE SEVENTH ONE. 842 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,835 I BETTER BE GETTING JUSTICE HERE. TELL YOU THAT. 843 00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,904 WHY ARE YOU STARING? 844 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:21,873 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE STARING. YOU'RE STARING AT MY KNOCKERS. 845 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,575 (softly) IS THAT A GUY? DON'T BE SILLY. 846 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:23,675 SERIOUSLY. I THINK IT'S A GUY.