1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:04,961 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:16,494 [elevator bell dings]THIS IS ABUSIVE. 3 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:17,974 MAKING ME LEAVE NEW YORK? 4 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,933 I'M GONNA CALL MY PARENTS AND TELL THEM I'M BEING ABUSED. 5 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,936 I PROMISE YOU'LL BE HAPPY. IT'S THE BEST FIRM IN BOSTON. 6 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,373 [bell dings] 7 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,722 UGH. 8 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:29,725 JUST WRITE DOWN YOUR PHONE NUMBER... 9 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,339 I DON'T LIKE IT. 10 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:37,994 WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. 11 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,909 IF YOU'RE A CLIENT, I'LL GET YOU OFF. 12 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:41,650 IF YOU'RE NOT, THE OFFER'S STILL GOOD. 13 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:43,869 OKAY, ICK AND DOUBLE ICK. 14 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:46,089 WE'RE THE NEW GUYS. 15 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:48,004 OH, PLEASE. IF THERE WERE NEW GUYS, 16 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,224 THEY'D HAVE SHOWN UP IN THE SEASON PREMIERE. 17 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,835 HE'S SMOKING, FOR GOD'S SAKE.IT'S A PERSONAL GIFT FROM BILL CLINTON. 18 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:55,316 IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHERE THIS CIGAR HAS BEEN. 19 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,882 OKAY, HE'S OFFICIALLY 20 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,971 THE GROSSEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 21 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:01,322 SEE THAT SIGN THAT SAYS "CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT"? 22 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:02,671 CRANE. 23 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,716 WELCOME TO "BOSTON LEGAL." 24 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,938 JEFFREY, THE GROSS MAN IS FONDLING ME. 25 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:13,029 IT'S THE OFFICIAL FIRM GREETING. 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,378 [clears throat] 27 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:15,684 CUE THE MUSIC. 28 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:19,992 ♪♪♪ 29 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:48,456 AND ON AN INCREDIBLY EXCITING NOTE, 30 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,936 THE FIRM WELCOMES TODAY TO ITS LITIGATION DEPARTMENT 31 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,982 TWO OF OUR ATTORNEYS FROM THE NEW YORK OFFICE. 32 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,157 THE FIRST, JEFFREY COHO, 33 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:57,987 WHO WILL BE JOINING US AS A NEW PARTNER. 34 00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:00,903 [whispers] DID SHE JUST SAY "PARTNER"? 35 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,905 AND AS A NEW ASSOCIATE-- 36 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,820 AND FORMER SUPREME COURT CLERK, I MIGHT ADD-- 37 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,169 CLAIRE SIMMS. 38 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,432 YEAH, DON'T ANYBODY TRY AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME. 39 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,827 EXCUSE ME. DID YOU SAY THIS MAN IS A PARTNER? 40 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:14,612 SHE DID. I COULD BE YOUR PARTNER. 41 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,832 BY THE WAY, YOU ARE?DROP DEAD. 42 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:20,575 EXCUSE ME. I REALIZE YOU'RE NEW TO THIS OFFICE, 43 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,881 BUT WE HAVE A ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY HERE 44 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,753 WHEN IT COMES TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 45 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,408 HA! TUBBY OVER THERE GROPED ME WHEN I CAME OFF THE ELEVATOR. 46 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,584 DID HE GRUNT AS HE GROPED? 47 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,499 BECAUSE I'VE FOUND AS LONG AS HE'S NOT GRUNTING, 48 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:32,804 YOU'RE PERFECTLY FINE. 49 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:35,198 OKAY, I'LL BE WRITING THAT COMMENT UP. 50 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,461 WHO DO WE COMPLAIN TO HERE, THE OLD PEOPLE? 51 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,811 SORRY TO INTRUDE, BUT THERE'S A MAN HERE 52 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,423 WHO SAYS HE COULD BE IMPLICATED IN A MURDER, 53 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,468 NEEDS TO SPEAK TO A LAWYER.CLAIRE! 54 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:45,817 [clears throat] 55 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:49,386 HOW DID HE GET DIBS ON THAT? 56 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:52,563 HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE NEWS? IT'S ON EVERY CHANNEL.WE'RE NEW IN TOWN. 57 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:54,913 JUDGE MARCIA HOOPER WAS FOUND MURDERED LAST NIGHT, 58 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,350 BLUDGEONED TO DEATH IN HER HOME AROUND 10:00. 59 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,961 WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?FIRST, I WORK FOR HER. 60 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,876 SECOND, I WAS THEREAT 9:00. 61 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,531 IN THE HOUSE?IN THE HOUSE, IN THE BEDROOM, WITHTHE JUDGE. 62 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,489 WE WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 63 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,622 NOBODY KNOWS THIS, AS LEAST AS FAR AS I KNOW. 64 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,841 NOW THE QUESTION BECOMES, DO I GO TO THE POLICE? 65 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,713 DO I TELL THEM I WAS THERE? 66 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,410 I'LL BE A PERSON OF INTEREST IN PERPETUITY 67 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,934 IF THEY DON'T SOLVE IT.ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU STOP WITH THE PACING? 68 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:18,023 YOU'RE BUGGING ME.A WOMAN IS DEAD. 69 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,069 I MAY BE IMPLICATED IN HER MURDER.FINE. 70 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:22,245 TICK IF YOU WANT, JUST DON'T PACE. 71 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,812 THE QUESTION IS, DO I GO FORWARD OR NOT? 72 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,901 IF YOU WERE IN THE HOUSE, THE POLICE WILL LIKELY FIND OUT. 73 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:28,512 THIS ISN'T BOULDER.WELL, I WAS ROUTINELY THERE. 74 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,122 I WAS HER CLERK. 75 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,473 I WOULD DROP OFF CASES, DOCUMENTS AT ALL HOURS. 76 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,997 MY BEING THERE ISN'T NECESSARILY SUSPICIOUS.YOUR SEMEN BEING THERE IS. 77 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,825 WELL, I WORE A CONDOM, WHICH I FLUSHED. 78 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,653 THERE MAY BE NO EVIDENCE OF MY SEMEN.ICK, ICK, ICK, ICK. 79 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,742 OKAY, LISTEN TO ME, SCOTT. 80 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,744 HOW WE GO FORWARD DEPENDS ON YOU 81 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:45,616 TRUTHFULLY ANSWERING THE NEXT QUESTION. 82 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,704 OKAY. 83 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,793 DID YOU KILL HER?NO. 84 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,666 DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER DEATH?NO. 85 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:53,798 THEN WE GO TO THE POLICE. 86 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:56,932 IN WHICH CASE, MY LIFE IS OVER, 87 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:59,151 AT LEAST MY CAREER IS. 88 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,979 I'M A LAWYER ON THE COME.ICK, ICK! 89 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,329 ANY FUTURE I MAY... 90 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:04,592 I THINK HE DID IT. 91 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,550 I DON'T DEFEND MURDERERS, JEFFREY, 92 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:09,161 ESPECIALLY THE ICKY ONES.YOU REALIZE THIS IS EXACTLY THE CONCLUSION 93 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:10,989 THE WHOLE TOWN WILL COME TO 94 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,904 IF IT GETS OUT THAT I WAS SLEEPING WITH THE VICTIM. 95 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,863 OKAY, IF THIS IS ABOUT YOUR REPUTATION, 96 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,473 HIRE A PUBLICIST. 97 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,693 IF, HOWEVER, YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR ASS, 98 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:20,477 YOU'LL DO WHAT I TELL YOU. 99 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:22,827 AND IN THIS CASE I'M TELLING YOU, 100 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:26,396 IF YOU'RE INNOCENT, YOU GO TO THE POLICE. 101 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:36,450 HMM. 102 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:38,321 DO YOU THINK SHE'S CUTE? 103 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,757 I DO. 104 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,586 IS THERE A REASON WE'RE LOOKING AT HER PICTURE? 105 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,849 WE MET ON FaceSpace. 106 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,851 WE'VE BEEN CORRESPONDING FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS. 107 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:49,332 TODAY IS OUR FIRST REAL DATE. 108 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,247 SHE'S SPECIAL, ALAN. 109 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,249 SHE'S A LAWYER AND LOVES FISHING. 110 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,904 SHE BELIEVES IN GOD, GUNS, BLOWING UP NORTH KOREA. 111 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,210 SHE COULD BE THE SEVENTH ONE. 112 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:01,083 DENNY, SHE LOOKS YOUNG. 113 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:04,869 DOES SHE KNOW THAT YOU'RE... NOT? 114 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:07,045 ALAN, UM, 115 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:09,047 SHIRLEY SENT OVER A CLIENT, 116 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:11,659 A-A WOMAN WHO WAS FIRED FOR TAKING MATERNITY. 117 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:15,619 UGH, WHY DO I GET ALL THE ISSUECASES? 118 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,055 [deep but feminine voice] I'D BETTER BE 119 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,623 GETTING JUSTICE HERE, TELL YOU THAT. 120 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,930 WHY ARE YOU STARING? 121 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,846 I KNOWWHY YOU'RE STARIN'. 122 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,978 YOU'RE STARIN' AT MY KNOCKERS. 123 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,590 I KNOW WHEN A MAN IS STARIN' AT MY KNOCKERS. 124 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,722 THIS HERE IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. 125 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,855 THEY DON'T LET ME TAKE MATERNITY. 126 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,944 THEY STARE AT MY KNOCKERS. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 127 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,946 NO WAY TO TREAT A WOMAN. 128 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,427 I NEED TO FILE ME A CIVIL ACTION. 129 00:05:46,302 --> 00:05:49,653 HEY, HEY, NEW GUY. BRAD CHASE. 130 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,655 ATTABOY!LOOK, I CAN SEE YOU'RE GOOD-LOOKING. 131 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,875 I'M SURE ALL THE WOMEN AT YOUR OLD FIRM 132 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,964 WANTED TO SLEEP WITH YOU, BUT HERE'S THE DEAL. 133 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:57,879 AT THIS FIRM, I'M THAT GUY.OH, I CAN SEE THAT. 134 00:05:57,922 --> 00:06:00,534 EVEN I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.UH, WHAT ARE YOU, GAY? 135 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,057 NO, NO, NO, I'M COMPLETELY STRAIGHT, 136 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:05,060 WHICH GOES TO SHOW JUST HOW ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE, BRAD. 137 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:10,326 JEFFREY, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT COMING ON TOO STRONGLY? 138 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,676 I THOUGHT YOU MEANT JUST WITH YOU. 139 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,982 YOU GOTTA GO EASY, JEFFREY. 140 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,897 YOU CAN'T JUST CHARGE IN HERE LIKE A BULL 141 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,986 AND TRY TO TAKE OVER.I NEED A BODY. 142 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,901 I'M SORRY?CLAIRE, SHE DOESN'T DO MURDER CASES. 143 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:22,512 SHE FINDS THEM "ICKY," SO I MIGHT NEED SOMEONE WHO DOES 'EM. 144 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,601 L-LO--SEE, THIS IS YOU TAKING OVER. 145 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,603 SHIRLEY, YOU BROUGHT ME IN FOR A REASON. 146 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,605 NOW WAS IT THE OTHERREASON, 147 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,694 WHERE MY BEING A BULL WAS A GOOD THING? 148 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,957 THAT--THAT WAS A ONE-TIME OCCURRENCE...YOU DIDN'T SAY "MISTAKE." 149 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,742 THAT WILL NEVER BE REPEATED. 150 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,004 SHIRLEY... 151 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:39,790 OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BODY... 152 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:42,010 BUT IT WON'T BE MINE. 153 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,188 DROP-DEAD, HOW'S IT GOING? 154 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,972 SHIRLEY, I'D LIKE TO KNOW 155 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,887 WHY ANOTHER PARTNER'S BEEN BROUGHT INTO LITIGATION. 156 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,194 MARLENE LEFT.WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? 157 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:54,501 ARE YOU LEAVING? 158 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:57,242 I WANT TO KNOW WHEN I'M GOING TO BE MADE PARTNER. 159 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:59,810 WHEN YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH. 160 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,859 I HAD TROUBLE CONCEIVING. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 161 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,601 IT'S TOUGH WHILE YOU'RE WORKING AND ALL. 162 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,472 SO YOU'RE MARRIED? 163 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,692 NO, I WENT THE ROUTE OF THE SPERM DONOR. 164 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,520 ANYWAY, I FINALLY THOUGHT, 165 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,609 WHY NOT ADOPT, GO OVERSEAS, 166 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:17,524 GET ME ONE OF THOSE CHINESE BABIES? 167 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,264 YOU KNOW, LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE. 168 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,789 SHE DID IT. WHY NOT ME? 169 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,878 SO I STARTED THE PROCESS, GOT ME A PAMPHLET, 170 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,967 FILLED OUT THE FORMS, 171 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,186 TOLD MY EMPLOYER I PLANNED TO TAKE MATERNITY LEAVE 172 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,579 FOR ONE OF THOSE CHINESE BABIES, 173 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,930 AND THAT'S WHEN HE GAVE ME THE STEEL TOE. 174 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:34,889 THAT AIN'T LEGAL, IS IT? 175 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,022 IS IT? 176 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,850 I'M SORRY. I'M STILL GETTING OVER 177 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,331 YOU BEING LUMPED INTO A CATEGORY WITH ANGELINA JOLIE. 178 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:46,204 ADOPTIVE MOTHERS QUALIFY FOR MATERNITY LEAVE UNDER THE LAW. 179 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:47,902 I READ IT. 180 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,686 YES. 181 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:53,037 L-LET ME HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR EMPLOYER. 182 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:56,737 YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW, HE CAME ON TO ME ONCE. 183 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,782 HE WANTED SOME OF THIS HERE. 184 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,047 IS THAT A GUY?DON'T BE SILLY. 185 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,136 SERIOUSLY, I THINK IT'S A GUY. 186 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:11,229 YOU HAD SEX WITH HER ABOUT WHAT TIME? 187 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,667 IT WAS AROUND 8:00. I DROPPED SOME PLEADINGS OFF. 188 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,843 WHERE WAS HER HUSBAND?UH, HE WAS OUT TO DINNER. 189 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,715 HOW LONG HAD THIS AFFAIR BEEN GOING ON?ABOUT THREE MONTHS. 190 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,804 WERE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER? 191 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:23,633 NO, IT WAS JUST, UH, A PHYSICAL THING. 192 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,896 YOU TWO HAD ANY RECENT DISAGREEMENTS? 193 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,246 SMALL POINT. MR. LITTLE HERE IS A WITNESS. 194 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,553 YOU QUESTIONS SEEM TO SUGGEST HE'S A SUSPECT. 195 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,163 MAYBE IT'S JUST ME. 196 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,774 YOU MIGHT TRY ASKING, 197 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:36,167 "WERE THERE ANY CARS PARKED IN THE STREET, 198 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,213 ANY STRANGE PEOPLE IN THE AREA?" 199 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,563 YOU KNOW, ANY INFORMATION THAT MIGHT SHED SOME LIGHT 200 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,957 ON WHO KILLED HER. YOU DO WANT TO KNOW, RIGHT? 201 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,394 YOU WANT TO LET ME DO MY JOB?HE'S HOPINGYOU'LL DO IT. 202 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:48,136 WHAT? YOU WANT TO ASK ME OUT? 203 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,704 I'M CURIOUS. 204 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,097 WHY'D YOU GO TO A LAWYER BEFORE YOU CAME TO US? 205 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,491 WELL, I WAS AFRAID YOU'D CONSIDER ME A SUSPECT. 206 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,015 I REASSURED HIM THE POLICE NEVER ARREST INNOCENT PEOPLE. 207 00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,277 IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN. 208 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,758 I'M SURE YOU IN PARTICULAR ARE NEVER WRONG. 209 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:05,153 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU CAME DOWN HERE TO COOPERATE.YOU KILLED THE MOMENT. 210 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,242 I CAN OFFICIALLY DETAIN HIM. 211 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,244 IN WHICH CASE HE OFFICIALLY ASKS FOR HIS LAWYER, 212 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,855 AND YOU CAN'T TALK TO HIM. 213 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,683 WHAT IS THIS, GOOD COP/BAD COP? 214 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,424 IF SO, SEND IN THE GOOD COP. 215 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,818 THAT'S QUITE A LOOK. 216 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:28,176 ♪♪♪ 217 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,918 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT MURDER CASE THIS IS? 218 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,137 JUDGE MARCIA HOOPER. I WATCH THE NEWS, PAUL. 219 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,357 OUR NAME WILL BE FRONT AND CENTER. 220 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,272 IS THIS JEFFREY COHO THAT GOOD?HE'S THAT GOOD. 221 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,796 DENISE, CONSIDER YOURSELF ON THE HOMICIDE CASE 222 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,016 YOU FELT LEFT OUT OF. 223 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:44,235 REPORT TO JEFFREY COHO. HE NEEDS A BODY.MM-HMM. 224 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:47,325 SHIRLEY, AS LOVELY AS THE NEW CASE YOU SENT ME IS, 225 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:48,805 AND SHE IS DELIGHTFUL, 226 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,242 I JUST HAD JERRY ESPENSON LAST WEEK. 227 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,680 I NEED A BREAK FROM THIS SORT OF THING. 228 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,769 I'LL GET THE NEW GIRL TO HELP. SHE KNOWS EMPLOYMENT LAW. 229 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,946 YOU CAN'T JUST ASSIGN ME CASES AND GIRLS. 230 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,251 GIRLS, MAYBE. 231 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,905 CLAIRE, EXCELLENT. 232 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,907 YOU'LL BE WORKING ON THE MATERNITY CASE 233 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,953 WITH ALAN SHORE. THANK YOU. 234 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:09,086 [sighs and clears throat] 235 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,045 HELLO. 236 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:14,004 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU'RE A LITTLE HORNY TOAD. 237 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,790 HORNY TOADS GIVE ME WARTS. 238 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,313 HOP AWAY, HORNY TOAD. 239 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:22,752 ♪♪♪ 240 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,676 HELLO? 241 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,115 WHO YOU? 242 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,334 JEFFREY COHO. 243 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,510 WOW, I LOVE A MAN WHO LOVES HIS WORK. 244 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,512 JUST A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS, 245 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,383 AND I'LL BE RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 246 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,516 I SEE YOU HAVE T.O.D. AS 10:15. 247 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,344 THAT A PRECISE TIME? ANY MARGIN OF ERROR ON THAT? 248 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,867 WHO HELL YOU? 249 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,303 JEFFREY COHO. 250 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,914 BUT BACK TO THE TIME. 251 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,524 10:15 GIVE OR TAKE HOW MANY MINUTES? 252 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,786 YOU DISTRICT ATTORNEY OFFICE? 253 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,875 I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF VERBS. 254 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,922 YES, I AM AN ATTORNEY. 255 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,011 REALLY, I'LL GET RIGHT OUT OF YOUR PRIVATE BUSINESS, 256 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,187 LET YOU JUMP HEADFIRST RIGHT BACK INTO HERS. 257 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,102 AND NOT THAT IT'S AN ISSUE, BUT IS THERE ANY EVIDENCE 258 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,756 THAT THE SEX WAS NONCONSENSUAL? 259 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,932 I DON'T MEAN WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, OF COURSE. 260 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,021 WHO HELL YOU? 261 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,326 JEFFREY COHO. 262 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,720 IS IT YOU'RE A VERB BIGOT? 263 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,722 CALL SECURITY. 264 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,812 WHICH WOULD BE MY CUE. THANK YOU. 265 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:30,167 I THOUGHT YOUWERE GONNA FILE MY CIVIL ACTION. 266 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,604 I AM, BUT I THOUGHT WE SHOULD FIRST MEET 267 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,955 WITH AN EMPLOYMENT LAW SPECIALIST 268 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,914 SO AS TO GET ALL OUR DUCKS IN A ROW. 269 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,960 AH, CLAIRE SIMMS, 270 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,831 THIS IS CLARICE BELL, OUR CLIENT. 271 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:45,574 CLARICE, THIS IS CLAIRE SIMMS. 272 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,272 MMM, MMM, MMM! 273 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:51,493 MY GOD, HE'S LIKE A TOTAL TRANSVESTITE. 274 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,017 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 275 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,019 IT'S A BIG BLACK MAN IN A FROCK. 276 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,935 THIS IS DOLCE & GABBANA, YOU PISSY LITTLE BITCH. 277 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,981 YOU CANNOT EXPECT ME TO MAKE A MOCKERY 278 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,939 OUT OF MATERNITY LEAVE LAW WITH BARRY BONDS. 279 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,941 I HAVE A REPUTATION.SO DO I. 280 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:08,510 I'LL BET.AND THE SHOES ARE PRADA, HO. 281 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:12,166 OKAY, THE CROSS-DRESSER JUST CALLED ME A HO. 282 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,995 I LEFT AROUND 9:00. I KNOW I DID.YOU'RE SURE? 283 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,997 POSITIVE, YEAH.THEN WHERE'D YOU GO? 284 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,955 HOME.CAN YOU VERIFY THAT? 285 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:23,003 [clears throat] I GUESS MY MOTHER CAN. I LIVE AT HOME. 286 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,135 YOUR MOTHER? 287 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,441 YES. 288 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,138 YOUR ALIBI IS YOUR MOTHER? 289 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,271 WELL, YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 290 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,273 MR. COHO, JONATHAN WINANT IS HERE. 291 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,449 HE'S AN ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY, 292 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,364 AND HE SEEMS VERY UPSET. 293 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,322 STAY HERE. 294 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,285 CAN I HELP YOU? 295 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,026 YOU JEFFREY COHO?I AM. 296 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,679 AND I HEAR YOU'RE JONATHAN WINANT. 297 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,594 YES, I'M WITH THE SUFFOLK COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. 298 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:50,944 I PULLED THE JUDGE HOOPER HOMICIDE, 299 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,946 SO NATURALLY, I'M MONITORING THE INVESTIGATION. 300 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,035 IT'S BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU PAID 301 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,950 A VISIT TO THE CORONER'S OFFICE THIS MORNING. 302 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,387 YOU'RE STANDING A LITTLE CLOSE. THAT'S OKAY. 303 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,824 I'M A PERSONABLE GUY MYSELF. AS A MATTER OF FACT, 304 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,217 I LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE DIRECTLY 305 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,827 AND NOT JUST READ THEIR REPORTS. 306 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,568 THAT'S WHY I WENT TO SEE THE CORONER. 307 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,700 CHATTY LITTLE FELLA. OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE TOO CLOSE NOW.HERE'S THE DEAL. 308 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,051 I LOVE DEALS.IF YOU EVERAPPROACH ONE OF MY INVESTIGATORS AGAIN, 309 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,444 I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. 310 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:16,317 I WILL PERSONALLY GET YOUR TICKET PULLED. 311 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,928 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 312 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,974 YOU DO. 313 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,020 AND IF YOU THINK I'VE BROKEN A LAW, ARREST ME. 314 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,110 I INSIST ON IT. YOU'RE STARING. 315 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,895 IS THAT 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY, 316 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,114 OR 'CAUSE DETECTIVE RICHMOND TOLD YOU THAT WORKS? 317 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,116 YOU KNOW, WHEN MY MIND GOES BLANK, 318 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,770 I JUST LIKE TO GO WITH MY OLD STANDBY, 319 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,207 WHICH IS, OF COURSE, "GO SCREW YOURSELF. 320 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,775 DO I NEED TO INCLUDE INSTRUCTIONS WITH THAT?" 321 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,299 EVERYBODY GIVES ME THE LOOK. 322 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,828 DENNY? 323 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,004 IT'S ME, BETHANY, 324 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,093 BETHANY HOROWITZ. 325 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,443 IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 326 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,749 I'M SO NERVOUS. 327 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,838 WE'RE ACTUALLYMEETING IN PERSON. 328 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:52,195 WOW. 329 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:56,634 ♪♪♪ 330 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,375 SHE WAS JUST THE MOST GIVING PERSON, 331 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,812 A MARVELOUS JUDGE AND AN IDEAL NEIGHBOR. 332 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,467 WHY, IT'S ABSOLUTELY HEARTBREAKING WHAT HAPPENED. 333 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,643 I KNOW I'LL CERTAINLY REMEMBER HER FONDLY, 334 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,558 AS I'M SURE OTHERS WILL, TOO. 335 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,604 THE NEIGHBORHOOD WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT HER. 336 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,432 IT'S TRAGIC WHAT HAPPENED, REALLY, TRAGIC. 337 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,303 ALL RIGHT, THAT GUY IS CREEPY. 338 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,305 THAT WAS THE NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR LINCOLN MEYER. 339 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,220 NOW LET'S HEAR 340 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,310 WHAT THE HUSBAND JUDGE BRIAN HOOPER HAD TO SAY. 341 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,530 I'D LIKE TO EXPRESS MY APPRECIATION 342 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,532 TO THE AUTHORITIES HANDLING THIS CASE. 343 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,273 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A DIFFICULT TIME. 344 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:29,102 MY WIFE WAS AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN. 345 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:32,279 I PRAY THAT POLICE CAN BRING HER VICIOUS KILLER 346 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,281 TO JUSTICE. 347 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,240 SO HOW CAN SUCH A LITTLE BALD MAN LIKE THAT 348 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,329 END UP WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WIFE? 349 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,898 DROP-DEAD, WE GOT THE CLIENT'S MOTHER COMING IN AT 2:00. 350 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,118 CAN YOU BE THERE?SURE. 351 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:48,034 MY ACTUAL NAME IS DENISE, BY THE WAY.I'M SURE IT IS. 352 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,992 HEY, NEW GUY, I TAKE IT YOU WERE MOCKING ME THERE BEFORE. 353 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,298 THAT DOESN'T FLY WITH ME. 354 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,082 WHEN IT COMES TO MOCKERY, RIDICULE, SARCASM, 355 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,692 THERE'S A NO-FLY ZONE OF 50 FEET. 356 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,085 YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT. 357 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,261 OTHERWISE THINGS BECOME FRACTIOUS, CONTENTIOUS, 358 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,220 UNCTUOUS-- NO WAY TO START A RELATIONSHIP. 359 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,048 WE CLEAR ON THAT?LET ME RESPOND IN SPEED IF NOT KIND. 360 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,702 IT WAS NEVER MY INTENT TO BE FRACTIOUS OR CONTENTIOUS. 361 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,270 I THINK UNCTUOUS SEEMED A LITTLE MISUSED THERE. 362 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,620 BUT I THINK I GOT IT. KEEP MY MOCKERY, RIDICULE AND SARCASM 363 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,535 AT LEAST 50 FEET AWAY, AND REMEMBER AT ALL TIMES 364 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,016 THAT GIRLS HERE WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU, 365 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,540 BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT GUY.OKAY, THAT WAS A MOCKERY. 366 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,848 ♪♪♪ 367 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,893 LOOK, IT WASN'T SO MUCH ABOUT THE MATERNITY LEAVE 368 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:25,288 AS, WELL, ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. 369 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,291 ENOUGH WHAT, MR. FABER? 370 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,598 THERE WERE A MULTITUDE OF ISSUES. 371 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:34,471 FIRST, CLARICE IS QUITE A COMEDIAN. 372 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,386 SHE'S AN ENORMOUS... 373 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,607 [sighs] DISTRACTION. 374 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,869 WHAT ELSE? 375 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:44,264 SHE RUNS AMOK OF OUR SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWS. 376 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,569 KEEP GOING. 377 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,050 MANY OF MY WOMEN EMPLOYEES OBJECT TO HER 378 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,487 USING THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM.WE'RE GETTING CLOSER. 379 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,967 SHE'S NOT A WOMAN, OKAY? 380 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,969 WHAT ARE YOUR OFFICIAL GROUNDS 381 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,927 FOR THE DISCHARGE, MR. FABER? 382 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,365 THE COMPLAINT'S ALL DRAFTED. 383 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:02,021 I JUST NEED TO PLUG IN THE ACTIONABLE BUZZWORDS. 384 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,286 [chuckles] 385 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,374 I SUPPOSE 386 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,246 IF THERE WAS SOME DISORDER IN PLAY, 387 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,335 UNDER THE COUNTRY'S RECENTLY ARTICULATED 388 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,163 AND ACCEPTED 1% RISK DOCTRINE, 389 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,338 IT--[laughs] 390 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:18,080 NO, IF THERE IS EVEN 1% CHANCE 391 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,430 THAT HE MIGHT HARM OTHERS 392 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,825 WITH HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL D-DEFICIT-- 393 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,870 DING, DING, DING, DING. WE HAVE A WINNER. 394 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,655 WE JUST NEED TO ADD MORE ZEROS. 395 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,917 WAIT, WAIT, LOOK. 396 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,311 IF--IF YOU COULD JUST GET HIM--UH, HER-- 397 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,836 NOT TO USE THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM AND CUT DOWN ON 398 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,447 THE STAND-UP COMEDY, I'D TAKE HER BACK. 399 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:44,367 ♪♪♪ 400 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,847 AND GROWING UP SUCH A BATTLER, 401 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,023 THAT'S PROBABLY THE REASON I BECAME A LAWYER. 402 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,764 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 403 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,766 WHEN I WAS GOING TO LAW SCHOOL, 404 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,160 I USED TO DAYDREAM THAT ONE DAY 405 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,162 I'D BE GOING UP AGAINST THE GREAT DENNY CRANE, 406 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,164 AND HERE I AM ON A DATE WITH YOU. [chuckles] 407 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:01,167 MY MOTHER WOULD FLIP. SO WOULD MY GRANDMOTHER. 408 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,864 SHE'S A BIG FAN. 409 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,779 AND MAYBE MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER, TOO. 410 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,218 DENNY... 411 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,046 I'VE BEEN HERE 20 MINUTES, 412 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,048 AND I'M PRETTY MUCH DOING ALL THE TALKING. 413 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,269 ARE YOU NORMALLY THIS QUIET? 414 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:19,924 BETHANY, THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT. 415 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,883 WHAT? 416 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,972 AT SOME POINT IN A RELATIONSHIP, 417 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,974 YOU EITHER TAKE THE NEXT STEP, OR YOU DON'T. 418 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,933 [scoffs] WE JUST GOT OUR SALADS. 419 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:32,415 UH, I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 420 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:35,940 YOU NEVER INDICATED TO ME THAT YOU WERE... 421 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,813 JEWISH. 422 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,772 AND THAT'S A PROBLEM? 423 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:42,947 N-NOT IF I DATE YOU, 424 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,341 BUT WHAT IF WE WANTED TO GET MARRIED, 425 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,604 AND WE DECIDED TO HAVE MIDGETS OF OUR OWN? 426 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,084 CHILDREN! 427 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,434 I'D WANT TO BRING THEM UP CHRISTIAN. 428 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,654 DID YOU JUST SAY... 429 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,439 "MIDGETS"?NO! 430 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:57,310 DID I? 431 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,225 SEE, THAT'S ANOTHER THING. 432 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:02,402 MAD COW. IT'S NOT KOSHER. 433 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,665 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME BEING A DWARF. 434 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,102 OH, GOD, NO! OH, NO. 435 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,583 I LOVE DWARVES. 436 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,585 I ACTUALLY WAS HOPING YOU'D BE ONE. 437 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,942 SO YOU'VE ALREADY SPOKEN TO THE POLICE?I HAVE. 438 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,640 I'VE TOLD THEM EVERYTHING I'VE TOLD YOU. 439 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,512 AND YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOUR SON DIDN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE 440 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,296 AFTER HE ARRIVED HOME?POSITIVE. 441 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,777 AND HE CAME HOME AFTER 9:30. 442 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,475 I SAID, "AROUND9:30." 443 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,261 ARE YOU TRYING TO TRAP ME, MR. COHO? 444 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,653 NO, NO, NO, NO. 445 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,656 MAYBE I WASN'T LISTENING AS WELL AS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN. 446 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,400 COULD MY SON ACTUALLY BE ARRESTED? 447 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,098 IT'S NEVER GOOD TO LEAVE ONE'S SEMEN AT THE MURDER SCENE. 448 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,666 MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN AND KILLING HER 449 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,407 ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS. 450 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,496 MRS. LITTLE, IF YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS, 451 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,933 THEN YOU CAN APPRECIATE THE HEAT ON THIS THING. 452 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,545 THE POLICE WILLBE MAKING AN ARREST. 453 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,764 IF THEY CAN'T CATCH THE REAL KILLER, 454 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,897 THEN YOUR SON IS GOING TO HAVE TO DO. 455 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,508 ASSUMING OF COURSE, HE'S NOT THE REAL KILLER. 456 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,685 HE'S NOT.ARE YOU? 457 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,296 SORRY, THAT QUESTION JUST LEAPT INTO MY HEAD. 458 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,123 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 459 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:16,345 IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN'T EXONERATE MY SON, MR. COHO, 460 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,522 I INVITE YOU TO POINT YOUR FINGER AT ME. 461 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,829 IF AN INNOCENT PERSON NEEDS TO GO TO PRISON, 462 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,918 BETTER ME THAN HIM. 463 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,404 ♪♪♪ 464 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:37,453 THIS CITY SMELLS FUNNY. 465 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:38,933 BOSTON? 466 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,805 YES, IT HAS A FUNNY SMELL. 467 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,330 OR MAYBE IT'S THAT STUPID CIGAR. 468 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,505 HEY! 469 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,768 WHAT? YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE. 470 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,121 SO, UM, WHO'S GONNA TELL HER TO USE THE MEN'S ROOM? 471 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,515 GIVEN YOUR ROARING SENSITIVITY TODAY, 472 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,865 I THOUGHT I WOULD. 473 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,041 [gurgling scream] 474 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,350 IS IT MY HAT? 475 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,916 MORE THAN LIKELY. 476 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,049 HOW IS THAT CIGAR WORKING FOR YOU? 477 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,399 WELL, I'VE HAD BETTER. HERE. 478 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,239 HELLO. 479 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,414 [softly] HI. 480 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:28,504 WE'RE LOOKING FOR CLARICE. IS SHE HERE? 481 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,723 NO. 482 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:34,380 I'M ALAN SHORE, CLARICE'S LAWYER. 483 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,556 YEAH, UH... [clears throat] 484 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:39,863 [normal voice] CLARICE WENT TO THE MARKET. 485 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,517 AH. 486 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,739 AND YOU WOULD BE? 487 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,829 HER BROTHER. 488 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,789 HER BROTHER. I'M SURE YOU HAVE A NAME. 489 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,791 [chuckles] CLARENCE. 490 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,140 HOW INTERESTING. 491 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:59,100 YOU KNOW, THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE "CLARICE," 492 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,058 SO MAYBE IF YOU SHOULD EVER SEE CLARICE, 493 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:04,018 YOU COULD GIVE HER A MESSAGE FROM US. 494 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,371 COULD YOU PLEASE HAVE HER CALL US, CLARENCE? 495 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,460 WE HAVE NEWS ABOUT HER CASE. 496 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:14,724 YEAH. 497 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,901 ♪♪♪ 498 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:31,567 UGH. 499 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,569 WANT TO GO FOR A DRIVE?A DRIVE WHERE? 500 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:34,788 BROOKLINE. 501 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,877 REMEMBER THAT SNIVELING FRIEND OF JUDGE HOOPER, 502 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,835 THE ONE WHO GAVE THE GUT-WRENCHING TESTIMONIAL 503 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,228 ON TELEVISION?MM. 504 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,665 WELL, IT TURNS OUT MARCIA HOOPER GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER 505 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:43,840 AGAINST HIM SIX MONTHS AGO. 506 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,842 I WAS THINKING "CHILDREN." I WAS GOING TO SAY "CHILDREN," 507 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,714 AND IT JUST CAME OUT..."MIDGETS." 508 00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,629 OH, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 509 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,718 I MEAN, SHE'S A HUMAN BEING, ALAN, 510 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,676 AND, GOD, I HOPE SHE DOESN'T PUT A HEX ON ME. 511 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,852 CAN THEY DO THAT, MIDGETS? 512 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,028 WHAT WAS SHE LIKE OTHERWISE? 513 00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,857 A-A-AN ATTRACTIVE HEAD AND NICE BREASTS, 514 00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:02,903 AND THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT-- BREASTS AND A HEAD. 515 00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:05,340 HOW DID YOU LEAVE IT?I JUST LEFT. 516 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,690 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. I JUST WALKED OUT. 517 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:10,606 DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE SHE COULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU HERE? 518 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,303 WELL, I DON'T THINK SO. WHY? 519 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,044 WELL... 520 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,486 I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THINGS 521 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,705 ON A BAD NOTE, 522 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,925 SO I WROTE YOU A LITTLE NOTE.OH? 523 00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:27,884 ACTUALLY, IT'S A SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT. 524 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,931 SEE, WHEN YOU CALLED ME A "MIDGET" 525 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:33,716 IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT, YOU CAUSED ME EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. 526 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,806 YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY NOT A GOOD THING 527 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,939 FOR A NAME PARTNER AT A BIG FIRM 528 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,115 TO BE A DWARF BIGOT. 529 00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:43,944 I'D HATE TO DRAG YOUR DISGRACEFULBEHAVIOR 530 00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:47,600 INTO A PUBLIC FORUM, BUT I DO THAT SORT OF THING. 531 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:50,690 THE NEXT TIME YOU GO ON "LARRY KING," 532 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:52,822 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO THE WHOLE WORLD 533 00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:55,129 WHY YOU HATE DWARFS. 534 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,878 THIS IS WORSE THAN A HEX. 535 00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:06,836 YEP. 536 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,405 ♪♪♪ 537 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,364 DO YOU KNOW WHY SHE GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU? 538 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:15,279 OH, THAT WAS THE HUSBAND'S IDEA. 539 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,978 I THINK HE FELT A BIT THREATENED BY, 540 00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:19,806 WELL, YOU KNOW.WHAT? 541 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:23,070 THE INFATUATION. SHE WAS DRAWNTO ME. 542 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,768 IT WAS NEVER CONSUMMATED, OF COURSE. 543 00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,770 I'M DEEPLY CHRISTIAN. 544 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,860 JUDGE HOOPER WAS INFATUATED WITH YOU? 545 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:33,515 IT'S NOT SOMETHING I FEEL COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT. 546 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,648 I UNDERSTAND THAT IN ADDITION TO THE MEDIA, 547 00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:37,650 YOU WENT TO THE POLICE.OH, YES. 548 00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,695 I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD 'EM ABOUT THE BOY. 549 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,218 THE BOY? 550 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:43,177 THAT BOY, SCOTT LITTLE. 551 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:46,180 SHE WAS BIBLICAL WITH HIM, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 552 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:49,096 I SAW THEM TOGETHER MANY TIMES DOING IT. 553 00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:51,794 HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE THEM DOING IT? 554 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:54,405 THROUGH THE WINDOW. I'M A PEEPY. 555 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:55,885 YOU'RE A PEEPING TOM. 556 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:58,801 IT'S NOT SOMETHING I FEEL COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT. 557 00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:00,803 IT WAS THE PRETEXT FOR THE RESTRAINING ORDER, 558 00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:03,850 BUT THE REAL REASON WAS HER INFATUATION. 559 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:06,592 I THINK SHE RATHER LIKED ME WATCHING. 560 00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:09,595 WOMEN SOMETIMES LIKE HAVING A PEEPY. 561 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:12,772 [high-pitched voice] OBJECTION. MOVE TO STRIKE. 562 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,077 OBJECTION. 563 00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,557 JEFFREY COHO. 564 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:16,863 WHAT? 565 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:19,779 WHEN? ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN. 566 00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:21,432 [Jeffrey] WHAT? 567 00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:24,000 ALL RIGHT. I'LL MEET YOU AT THE BACK ENTRANCE 568 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,393 OF THE COURTHOUSE. 569 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:27,308 YOU KNOW WHERE SUFFOLK IS?YES, YES. 570 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:29,963 I'M ON MY WAY. 571 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,792 WHAT'S GOING ON?THE POLICE JUST ARRESTED SCOTT LITTLE. 572 00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:33,923 WHAT? 573 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,664 THE DETAILS ARE VERY SKETCHY AT THIS POINT. 574 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,362 YOU'RE WATCHING LIVE COVERAGE. 575 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:40,800 WHAT WECAN TELL YOU IS THAT SCOTT LITTLE, 576 00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,758 A LAW CLERK FOR JUDGE MARCIA HOOPER, 577 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:44,891 WAS IN FACT ARRESTED 578 00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:47,154 AND IS SET TO BE ARRAIGNED AS EARLY AS THIS MORNING. 579 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:49,417 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, FOLKS. 580 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,680 THEY WOULDN'T BE HAULING HIM AWAY IN CUFFS 581 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,856 IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE GOODS ON HIM. 582 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,945 MY BROTHER SAID YOU HAD NEWS ABOUT THE CASE. 583 00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:59,035 BY "NEWS," I HOPE YOU MEAN "MONEY."CLARICE, WE HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS. 584 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,037 YOUR BOSS, MR. FABER, HAS DECIDED 585 00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,039 NOT TO TERMINATE YOUR EMPLOYMENT AFTER ALL. 586 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:05,041 WHAT'S THE CATCH? SEXUAL FAVORS? 587 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:06,913 WANTS A LITTLE OF THIS HERE? 588 00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,871 WHO WOULDN'T? 589 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,873 BUT HE DIDN'T MENTION THAT, ACTUALLY. 590 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,832 HE WOULD INSIST, HOWEVER, 591 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,834 THAT YOU STOP USING THE LADIES' ROOM. 592 00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:16,836 MEANING WHAT? 593 00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:21,275 MEANING YOU HAVE TESTICLES, CLARICE. 594 00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,625 WHAT? 595 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:29,109 [Claire clears throat] 596 00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:30,893 FOR THE SAKE OF EFFICIENCY, 597 00:26:30,937 --> 00:26:33,853 LET ME IMPART THIS INFORMATION TO BOTH CLARICE AND CLARENCE, 598 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:35,506 WHO YOU MAY REMEMBER 599 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,508 WE HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING LAST EVENING. 600 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:39,859 THE TRUTH IS, 601 00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:41,861 MEN'S ROOMS CAN BE QUITE EXCITING, ACTUALLY. 602 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,384 YOU MIGHT LIKE THEM. 603 00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:44,907 THEY GOT NO BIDITS. 604 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,735 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 605 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,911 BIDITS. MEN'S ROOMS DON'T GOT 'EM. 606 00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:50,913 I LIKE MY HYGIENE. 607 00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:53,002 [chuckles] MY GOD. HE MEANS BIDET. 608 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:55,831 AH. 609 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,796 MR. FABER'S NOT SAYING YOU CAN'T WORK THERE AS CLARICE. 610 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,886 HE JUST NEEDS YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE GIRLS' BATHROOM. 611 00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:15,111 TELL HIM, "THANKS, BUT NO THANKS." 612 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:20,160 I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR OTHEREMPLOYMENT. 613 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:28,298 WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT GREAT WITH PEOPLE. 614 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,961 WHY DID THEY DO IT LIKE THAT, THE ARREST? 615 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,180 WELL, MY GUESS IS 616 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,530 THEY'RE CHOOSING THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION. 617 00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:44,706 I CAN RESPOND IN KIND. DON'T WORRY. 618 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,274 I CAN BE VERY LOUD. 619 00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:50,407 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY SON. 620 00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,496 HE DOES NOT HAVE THE CONSTITUTION 621 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:53,889 TO SURVIVE IN PRISON. 622 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:56,892 YOU NEED TO GET BAIL. 623 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:58,938 I'LL DO MY BEST, 624 00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:01,941 BUT IF THEY CHARGE FIRST DEGREE-- 625 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:03,856 [elevator bell dings]YOU READY? 626 00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:06,293 [reporters all speaking at once] 627 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,947 I PROMISE YOU ALL A STATEMENT, 628 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:10,253 BUT IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO JUSTICE 629 00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:12,995 TO THE INJUSTICE OF THIS RIDICULOUS ARREST 630 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:14,736 IN A 10-SECOND SOUND BITE. EXCUSE ME. 631 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,957 EXCUSE ME. 632 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,088 [clamoring voices approach] 633 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,916 I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. 634 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,311 I ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU TO BE UNFLINCHING IN YOUR REPORTING 635 00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:27,140 TO BETTER YOUR CHANCES TO ROOT OUT THE TRUTH, 636 00:28:27,183 --> 00:28:29,359 WHICH IS CONTRARY TO ALMOST EVERYTHING PRINTED 637 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:32,058 IN THIS FICTION PASSING AS A CRIMINAL COMPLAINT. 638 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:34,887 WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT LITTLE SHOW THIS MORNING, DETECTIVE? 639 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:37,541 GET OUT OF MY FACE.OH, I'M IN YOUR FACE. 640 00:28:37,585 --> 00:28:39,935 I'M GONNA BE UP YOUR ASS--YOU BUMP INTO ME AGAIN, AND I'LL ARREST YOU FOR ASSAULT! 641 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,502 [men shouting] 642 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:42,633 ALL RISE! 643 00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:44,766 WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE? 644 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:48,770 I WILL DIRECT THE MEDIA TO STOP TAKING PICTURES NOW. 645 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:52,339 MR. COHO, I HAVE A REAL PREJUDICE AGAINST CIRCUS ACTS. 646 00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,602 YOU ALREADY MISSED THE FIRST ONE, YOUR HONOR. 647 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:57,170 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU HAPPENED TO BE WATCHING TELEVISION, 648 00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:59,172 WHERE YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN A SPECTACULARLY STAGED ARREST, 649 00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:01,652 PROVING IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO START TAINTING THAT JURY POOL. 650 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:05,265 THE PUBLIC GOT TO SEE OUR HEROIC POLICE SWOOP IN 651 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:07,528 ON THE APPARENT BAD GUY AND PERP-WALK HIM 652 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:10,139 RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.MR. COHO, 653 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,967 WE HAVEN'T EVEN BROUGHT THE DEFENDANT IN YET. 654 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,100 CALL THE CASE, PLEASE, AND BRING HIM IN NOW. 655 00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:16,711 "CASE NUMBER 62313. 656 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,974 "COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS vs. SCOTT LITTLE 657 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:21,063 ON THE CHARGE OF MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE." 658 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:22,804 HEY! I SAID NO CAMERAS! 659 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:26,025 THE NEXT CLICK I HEAR, SOMEONE IS GOING INTO A JAIL CELL. 660 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:29,332 HAVE A SEAT.I WILL HAVE NO COMPUNCTION ABOUT INCARCERATING THE MEDIA. 661 00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:32,292 WE'LL WAIVE READING OF THE REST OF THE CHARGES, YOUR HONOR. 662 00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,729 WE ENTER A PLEA OF NOT GUILTY. 663 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,600 I WOULD POINT OUT TO THE COURT 664 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,646 THAT MY CLIENT HAS NO PRIOR CRIMINAL HISTORY, 665 00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:40,909 AND I WOULD ASK THAT HE BE FREED ON HIS OWN RECOGNIZANCE.OPPOSED. 666 00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:42,868 BAIL IS POSTED AT $1 MILLION DOLLARS. 667 00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:45,044 I WOULD ALSO ASK THE COURT 668 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:47,611 FOR AN IMMEDIATE PROBABLE CAUSE HEARING.10:00 TUESDAY. 669 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:49,700 NOW I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A STERN WARNING TO EVERYBODY-- 670 00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:51,615 THE LAWYERS, THE PRESS. 671 00:29:51,659 --> 00:29:53,704 WE WILL CONDUCT OURSELVES PROPERLY 672 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,881 INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THIS ROOM. 673 00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:58,405 MR. WINANT, I DON'T KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND 674 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,450 THIS MORNING'S GRANDSTANDING ARREST, 675 00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:02,409 BUT IT HAS LEFT A FOUL STENCH. 676 00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:05,064 MR. COHO, THE LEGEND OF YOUR MOUTH PRECEDES YOU. 677 00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:07,066 MYMOUTH?THIS CASE WILL BE DECIDED ON EVIDENCE, 678 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:09,198 NOT ANTICS. MYMOUTH? 679 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:12,332 AND FINALLY, THE MEDIA-- 680 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:15,117 I WON'T TOLERATE ANY OF YOUR HOOPLA. 681 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:17,511 THIS ISN'T FODDER FOR YOU TO SELL COPY. 682 00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:19,078 A WOMAN IS DEAD. 683 00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:21,080 A MAN IS ON TRIAL. 684 00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:24,083 HIS FREEDOM IS AT STAKE. 685 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:25,911 YOU WILL ALL CONDUCT YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY. 686 00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:28,696 THE DEFENDANT GOES BACK INTO CUSTODY, 687 00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:31,525 AND WE ARE ADJOURNED. 688 00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:33,135 DON'T TALK TO ANYONE. 689 00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:35,224 [gallery murmuring] 690 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:36,965 I HOPE YOU HAVE CAUSE, 691 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:40,142 OR YOU'RE LOOKING AT OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.JUST SHUT UP. 692 00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:41,404 WOULD YOU PLEASE?WHAT'S THIS? 693 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,493 NEW DISCOVERY FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. 694 00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:45,147 THEN WE'LL TALK. 695 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:48,716 UNTIL THEN, I'D HOLD OFF ON THE BIG SPEECHES. 696 00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:52,111 WHAT'S THAT? 697 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:55,157 I DON'T THINK IT'S GOOD. 698 00:30:55,201 --> 00:31:02,686 ♪♪♪ 699 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:07,169 ♪♪♪ 700 00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:10,564 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU COMING BACK TO SEE ME. 701 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:13,828 NOW TAKE OFF THE WIG.WHAT? 702 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,830 LOOK, I KNOW CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND. 703 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,137 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SCHIZOPHRENIC, 704 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,661 NOR IS THIS ANY GENDER DISORDER. 705 00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:24,056 MY BET IS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO ASSUME THIS CLARICE PERSONA 706 00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,058 BECAUSE YOU ARE A VERY SHY MAN 707 00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:29,061 WHO LIKES TO HIDE BEHIND A DISGUISE. 708 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,193 ADMIT THAT I'M RIGHT. 709 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:33,935 ADMIT I WAS RIGHT WHEN I CALLED YOU A HO, HO. 710 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:38,287 DOES CLARICE TAKE YOU OVER, CLARENCE? 711 00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:42,422 OR DO YOU CHOOSE TO BE CLARICE? 712 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:45,512 PLEASE... TAKE OFF THE WIG. 713 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,221 LOOK AT ME, CLARENCE. 714 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,007 LOOK AT ME. 715 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:05,749 YOU HAVE CREATED THIS FALSE PERSONALITY 716 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,577 WHERE YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE. 717 00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:11,277 HERE'S A FLASH. WE ALL DO IT, EVERYBODY. 718 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,715 EVERYBODY HAS MULTIPLE VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES. 719 00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:16,847 NOW THE DISTINCTIONS 720 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:18,762 ARE NOT QUITE THIS RADICAL, 721 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:21,243 BUT THEY ARE DIFFERENCES JUST THE SAME, 722 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:24,116 AND I THINK PART OF YOUR PROBLEM 723 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:28,555 IS THAT YOU ARE SO SUCCESSFUL AS CLARICE 724 00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:32,211 THAT IT'S NOT AS FUN BEING CLARENCE. 725 00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:34,256 [normal voice] IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 726 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:37,216 SOMETIMES I ACTUALLY THINK THINGS AS CLARICE 727 00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:40,088 THAT I COULD NEVER COME UP WITH AS CLARENCE. 728 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:41,916 I'M FUNNIER AS HER. 729 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,657 MY BRAIN... 730 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:47,878 I THINK I'M EVEN SMARTER AS HER. 731 00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:51,012 WELL, SELF-CONFIDENCE CAN AFFECT YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY. 732 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:54,537 I MEAN, LOOK, SOME OF THE MOST BRILLIANT WRITERS IN THE WORLD 733 00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:56,583 ARE THE MOST BORING PEOPLE ON THE EARTH, 734 00:32:56,626 --> 00:33:00,500 BUT THROUGH THEIR CHARACTERS... 735 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:03,242 YOU ARE LIVING 736 00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:05,418 THROUGH THIS WONDERFUL CHARACTER YOU'VE CREATED. 737 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:11,380 JUST LET CLARENCE LIVE. 738 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:18,953 YOUARE TAKING ME TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT 739 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,085 AS CLARENCE. 740 00:33:20,128 --> 00:33:22,522 PLATONIC. DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. 741 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,655 IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I NEED SOME BOSTON FRIENDS MYSELF, 742 00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:27,875 SO I WILL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00. 743 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:30,312 I-I DON'T KNOW. UH-- 744 00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:31,618 WELL, TRUST ME, I KNOW. 745 00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:33,315 7:00. 746 00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:35,230 I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 747 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,757 IS IT OKAY IF--IF I LEAVE HERE 748 00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:42,846 AS--AS CLARICE? 749 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:45,458 IT'S FINE. 750 00:33:47,329 --> 00:33:51,029 BUT CLARENCE BETTER ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN I KNOCK. 751 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,993 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? 752 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,910 YOU PEEPIN' AT MY KNOCKERS? PERV! 753 00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:04,781 AND YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKIN' AT MY ASS 754 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,088 ON THE WAY OUT NEITHER. 755 00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:13,616 WHAT? 756 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:15,923 YOU'RE FUN. 757 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:17,055 [chuckles] 758 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,147 [sighs] 759 00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:28,631 I WANT TO SEE IT.I'M NOT SAYING YOU CAN'T. 760 00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:30,503 LET'S JUST LET US SEE IT FIR-- 761 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:34,681 I'M A BIG GIRL, MR. COHO. LET ME SEE THAT TAPE. 762 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,386 [sighs] 763 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:47,433 SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET A DREAM LIKE THAT 764 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:49,304 OVER AND OVER, 765 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:52,612 YOU WONDER IF IT'S SOME KIND OF MESSAGE, YOU KNOW? 766 00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:56,050 [man] A MESSAGE FROM WHO? 767 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,530 I DON'T KNOW. 768 00:34:57,573 --> 00:34:59,532 HE'S TALKING TO A THERAPIST. 769 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:03,013 HOW DID THEY GET THIS? 770 00:35:03,057 --> 00:35:04,711 TELLING YOU WHAT? 771 00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:06,495 [clears throat] 772 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:08,410 MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT. 773 00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:10,760 "DO IT"? 774 00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:14,373 YOU MEAN KILL JUDGE HOOPER? 775 00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:22,294 MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME LOVING HER. 776 00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:24,339 THEN WHY NOT JUST STOP LOVING HER? 777 00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:25,819 [sighs] BECAUSE I CAN'T. 778 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,647 I DON'T KNOW. 779 00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:35,785 MAYBE HE WANTS ME TO KILL HER. 780 00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:38,048 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 781 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,143 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 782 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:50,931 IT IS DOCTOR-PATIENT COMMUNICATION. 783 00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:52,715 IT'S PRIVILEGED. IT'S INADMISSIBLE. 784 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:54,456 THIS DISC WAS GIVEN TO US. 785 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,241 IT IS NOT THE FRUIT OF STATE ACTION. 786 00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:57,851 THE COURTS HAVE NEVER PIERCED DOCTOR-PATIENT PRIVILEGE. 787 00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,983 WE ROUTINELY PIERCE THAT PRIVILEGE 788 00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,985 TO PROTECT AGAINST CHILD ABUSE 789 00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:03,683 AND PREVENT IMMINENT BODILY HARM. 790 00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,772 BUT WE DON'T ADMIT THE EVIDENCE INTO CRIMINAL PROCEEDINGS. 791 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:07,469 THERE IS A 3-PRONGED TEST, COUNSEL. 792 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,427 FIRST, THERE MUST BE 793 00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:10,603 A LEGITIMATE NEED FOR THE EVIDENCE. 794 00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:11,995 HERE THERE IS. 795 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,476 SECOND, THE EVIDENCE MUST BE RELEVANT AND MATERIAL. 796 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,738 IT IS. AND THIRD, THE INFORMATION 797 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,871 CANNOT BE SECURED THROUGH A LESS-INTRUSIVE SOURCE. 798 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:20,482 THE CONSTITUTION HAS A TIME-HONORED--ACTUALLY, THE CONSTITUTION 799 00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:22,963 SAYS NOTHING ABOUT DOCTOR-PATIENT COMMUNICATION. 800 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:24,747 AND AS MR. WINANT POINTS OUT, 801 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,662 THIS DOES NOT INVOLVE STATE ACTION. 802 00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:28,925 NO, YOUR REMEDY HERE IS A CIVIL ONE AGAINST A DOCTOR 803 00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,232 WHOSE CONSCIENCE GOT THE BETTER OF HIM. 804 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,887 I'M GOING TO ALLOW THE EVIDENCE.WHAT? 805 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,845 YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!I HAVE MADE MY RULING. 806 00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:37,847 IF YOU CHOOSE TO APPEAL IT, YOU MAY DO SO. 807 00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:39,762 WE ARE THROUGH HERE. GOOD DAY. 808 00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:42,417 OH, AND TELL YOUR CLIENT, BETWEEN NOW AND TRIAL, 809 00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:44,941 NOT TO KILL ANY MORE JUDGES. 810 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,564 I HAD THE DREAM OF CHOKING HER. 811 00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:01,393 THAT'S ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I DISCUSSED IN THERAPY. 812 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:03,830 THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'D ACTUALLY KILL HER, 813 00:37:03,873 --> 00:37:04,961 AND I DIDN'T. 814 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:07,181 WHO WAS "HE"? 815 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,748 YOU SAID TO YOUR THERAPIST 816 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,880 YOU THOUGHT MAYBE HEWANTED YOU TO KILL HER. 817 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,882 GOD. 818 00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:16,408 I WONDERED IF GOD WAS SOMEHOW TALKING TO ME IN MY SLEEP. 819 00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:18,714 WHY WOULD GOD WANT YOU TO KILL HER? 820 00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:20,803 I WAS RAISED IN A VERY CONSERVATIVE HOUSEHOLD. 821 00:37:20,847 --> 00:37:23,284 MY MOTHER IMPOSED A STRICT VALUE SYSTEM THAT... 822 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:26,635 LET'S JUST SAY, I HAD AND STILL HAVE 823 00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:29,290 ENORMOUS GUILT OVER COMMITTING ADULTERY. 824 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,379 I WOULD EVEN SAY I WAS TORTURED BY THAT GUILT, 825 00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:34,904 WHICH IS ANOTHER REASON I SOUGHT THERAPY. 826 00:37:34,948 --> 00:37:36,515 WHY AM I HERE? I THOUGHT I WAS MAKING BAIL. 827 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:39,518 WHY AM I STILL IN HERE?SCOTT, YOUR MOTHER IS WORKING ON 828 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:41,171 ARRANGING BAIL FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, 829 00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:44,523 AND WE DO HOPE TO HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE BY THE END OF THE DAY. 830 00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:47,917 YOU NEED TO GET ME OUT. YOU NEED TO GET ME OUT! 831 00:37:57,057 --> 00:38:00,408 AND DON'T YOU LOOK YUMMY? 832 00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,584 [deep voice] YEAH. HEY, LOOK. 833 00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,586 CLARENCE TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR DATE AND ALL, 834 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:05,935 AND I SURE APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO FOR HIM, 835 00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:08,590 BUT HE GOT NERVOUS, AND HE'S NOT HERE. 836 00:38:08,634 --> 00:38:10,592 SO RAIN CHECK, OKAY?I SEE. 837 00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:11,898 AND WHO ARE YOU? 838 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,422 ME? I'M CLEVANT, THAT'S WHO. I'M HIS BROTHER. 839 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:17,033 LOOK, DON'T BE FORCING STUFF, OKAY? 840 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,992 WHEN CLARENCE IS READY, HE'LL BE READY. 841 00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:20,472 VERY NICE TRY, 842 00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:23,910 BUT I THINK THAT CLARENCE IS READY. 843 00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:27,566 NOW HOW LONG HAS CLEVANT BEEN AROUND? 844 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,918 [normal voice] I WAS JUST TRYING HIM OUT. 845 00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:34,877 YEAH, WELL, HE'S STAYING HERE. THREE'S A CROWD. 846 00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:37,184 SO YOU READY, CLARENCE? 847 00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:39,534 READY. 848 00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,144 ALL RIGHT. 849 00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,843 THEN OFF WE GO. 850 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:45,845 [chuckles] 851 00:38:45,888 --> 00:38:49,022 ♪♪♪ 852 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:02,470 I CONSIDER MYSELF A TOLERANT MAN. 853 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:03,863 [chuckles] 854 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:06,169 AND THESE MIDGETS, 855 00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:08,824 THE TRUTH IS, I LIKE 'EM. THEY'RE SEXY. 856 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:11,436 I'VE ALWAYS HEARD ABOUT THOSE MUNCHKIN ORGIES, 857 00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:13,655 HUNDREDS OF 'EM ALL IN A PILE 858 00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:16,179 AND THE IDEA OF JUMPING IN... OH. 859 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,705 THEIR LIBIDOS ARE OUT OF WHACK, YOU KNOW. 860 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,533 THEY CAN GO LIKE GERBILS. 861 00:39:23,143 --> 00:39:24,536 WHAT? 862 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,668 NOTHING. 863 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:28,757 JUST LISTENING TO THE IDLE RAMBLINGS 864 00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,846 OF THE TOLERANT MAN. 865 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:32,761 AND--AND THIS ONE-- 866 00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:35,764 GONNA CAUSE ME TROUBLE. I LOOKED HER UP. 867 00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:37,853 SHE'S A TENACIOUS LITIGATOR. 868 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:40,160 THEY CALL HER "THE BADGER." 869 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:43,250 THEY'RE VICIOUS-- LITTLE PEOPLE. 870 00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:44,817 ANOTHER NUGGET OF INSIGHT 871 00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:47,123 FROM THE AMBASSADOR OF TOLERANCE. 872 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,734 YEAH. 873 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:51,084 THIS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS OUT OF CONTROL. 874 00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:52,912 YOU CAN'T RACIAL-PROFILE. 875 00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:54,870 YOU CAN'T CALL A MIDGET A MIDGET. 876 00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:57,090 IT'S ALL SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL. 877 00:39:57,133 --> 00:40:00,963 ACTUALLY, DENNY, IT'S BEGINNING TO SPIN YOUR WAY AGAIN. 878 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:04,314 THE STIGMA OF RACIAL PROFILING HAS BEEN OBLITERATED. 879 00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:07,230 SNAP JUDGMENTS ARE ALL THE RAGE. 880 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:09,581 THE PRESS HAS ALREADY CONVICTED THIS KID 881 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:12,148 ARRESTED FOR THE JUDGE'S MURDER. 882 00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:14,890 'CAUSE HE DID IT. 883 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,892 MY CLIENT'S BOSS ACTUALLY CITED 884 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:18,981 THE GOVERNMENT'S 1% RISK DOCTRINE 885 00:40:19,025 --> 00:40:20,983 AS A REASON FOR FIRING HIM. 886 00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:23,551 TRANSVESTITES ARE NOW A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY. 887 00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:25,901 DID YOU KNOW THAT?OF COURSE THEY ARE, 888 00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:27,642 PRANCING AROUND, WEARING DISGUISES. 889 00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:30,602 THERE COULD BE A MUSLIM UNDERNEATH ALL THAT MASCARA. 890 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:34,954 AND THE NUGGETS OF TOLERANCE JUST KEEP ON COMING. 891 00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:40,742 I LIKE THE NEW GIRL--CLAIRE. 892 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,004 MM. 893 00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:43,745 SHE CALLED ME GROSS 894 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:45,660 AND FAT. 895 00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:48,010 I THINK SHE'S ATTRACTED TO ME. 896 00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:52,711 THESE ARE EXCITING TIMES AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 897 00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:53,842 NEW LAWYERS, 898 00:40:53,886 --> 00:40:58,020 THE JUICIEST MURDER CASE IN TOWN, A DEAD JUDGE. 899 00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,935 AND TO ADD TO IT ALL... 900 00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:02,721 I'M BEING SUED BY A KILLER DWARF. 901 00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:04,157 [laughs] 902 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,767 EXCITING DAYS AHEAD. 903 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,770 ♪♪♪ 904 00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:16,169 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 905 00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:17,431 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 906 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,780 YOU CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE, YOU DECEIVED ME, 907 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:20,086 AND NOW YOU WANT THIS COURT 908 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,783 TO INVALIDATE A PERFECTLY LEGAL AGREEMENT 909 00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:23,785 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T KEEP THE VOWS 910 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:25,831 YOUMADE WHEN YOUWERE MARRIED. 911 00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:27,397 ISN'T IT EXCITING? 912 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:29,965 YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE ME GO AWAY?MM-HMM. 913 00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:32,881 BY THE TIME I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE MYSIZE. 914 00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:35,275 YOUR WIFE'S INFIDELITY EXTENDED SIGNIFICANTLY 915 00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:36,972 BEYOND MY CLIENT. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 916 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:38,583 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 917 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,715 IF YOU'D AUTHORIZE OUR ACCESS TO DR. SIMON'S 918 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:43,675 NOTES AND RECORDS...I DON'T WANT YOU LOOKING AT MY THERAPIST'S RECORDS. 919 00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:47,718 SCOTT--I SAID NO!