1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,742 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:03,786 --> 00:00:05,396 DENNY, SOMEHOW I'VE GROWN RATHER FOND OF SHIRLEY.WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE HER. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,963 A MAN DOESN'T EAT WHERE HIS FRIEND-- 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,486 SCHMIDTS?EXACTLY. 5 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,748 THE FACT IS, MANY H.M.O.s 6 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,968 ARE OUTSOURCING MAJOR SURGERY. 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,926 WHEN A PERSON IS TOLD SHE NEEDS HEART SURGERY 8 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,538 SHE DOES NOT EXPECT TO BE SHIPPED TO INDIA TO HAVE IT. 9 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:18,931 JUDGE MARCIA HOOPER WAS FOUND MURDERED LAST NIGHT. 10 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:21,369 WE WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR.WHAT'S GOING ON? 11 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:23,327 THE POLICE JUST ARRESTED SCOTT LITTLE. MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT. 12 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,634 [Dr. Simon] YOU MEAN KILL JUDGE HOOPER? HE'S TALKING TO A THERAPIST. 13 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:28,332 YOU GAVE THE TAPE TO THE POLICE THE AFTERNOON OF HER DEATH. 14 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:31,031 WELL, I GAVE IT TO HER HUSBAND.WHAT? 15 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:35,209 ♪♪♪ 16 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,737 [reporters all talking at once]NO, NO, NO, NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MAKING ANY STATEMENTS. 17 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,087 IT HURTS ME WAY MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU. 18 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,871 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE TO TALK. 19 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,222 LET'S JUST SAY WE'RE VERY HAPPY THAT SCOTT LITTLE 20 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:50,311 IS OUT OF THAT JAIL CELL, 21 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,313 A PLACE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TO BEGIN WITH. 22 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:55,446 THE FACT THAT THEY WOULD LET AN ACCUSED KILLER OUT AT ALL 23 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,535 GOES TO SHOW WHAT A JOKE 24 00:00:57,579 --> 00:01:00,843 OUR CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM HAS BECOME, 25 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:03,193 WHERE THE HAVES GET ONE FORM OF JUSTICE 26 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,891 AND THE HAVE-NOTS GET NONE AT ALL. 27 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:08,807 DENNY, YOU HAVE GOT TO GAG THIS WOMAN. 28 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:11,810 I WOULD LOVE TO.EVIDENTLY, SHE PLANS TO ATTEND THE TRIAL. 29 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:12,898 GRACIE JANE'S COMING TO BOSTON? 30 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:15,379 WELL, SHE LOST JOHN MARK KARR. 31 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,468 I AM A NERVOUS WRECK. 32 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:18,687 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY TRIALS I DO. 33 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:21,994 EVERY ONE IS LIKE THE FIRST ONE. WHO'S HE? 34 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:23,822 PAUL LEWISTON, BETHANY HOROWITZ. 35 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,824 WE'RE IN TRIAL TOGETHER. 36 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,391 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO OPENING ARGUMENTS, YOU KNOW? 37 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:29,872 80% OF ALL TRIALS, THE JURY MAKES UP ITS MIND 38 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:30,916 AFTER THE OPENING. 39 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,354 YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE. IT'LL STUNT... 40 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:34,877 UH, NEVER MIND. 41 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,010 WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A SMOKING DWARF BEFORE? 42 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,187 BETHANY, ARE YOU OKAY TO DO THIS? 43 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:42,406 OF COURSE I'M OKAY. I JUST GET OPENING-DAY JITTERS. 44 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,800 YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN I GET ANXIOUS? 45 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:47,846 NO, AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.IT WORKS. 46 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,849 AAH!YOU ARE A SICKO, PERVERTED, 47 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:53,069 LEWD, DISGUSTING SLEAZE. 48 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,811 IT'S SEXUAL, THIS EAR PINCH. 49 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,248 YES. PINCHING THE EAR GIVES YOU BLOOD FLOW. 50 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:01,382 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THAT WITHOUT TAKING A PILL? 51 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,384 AAH! 52 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,473 ♪♪♪ 53 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:08,171 AAH! 54 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:37,418 TWO OUT OF THREE.WHAT? 55 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,463 ONE OF US HAS TO COZY UP TO DR. SIMON. 56 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,073 HE'S A SERIAL FLIRT. 57 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:43,250 JEFFREY THINKS WE CAN INFILTRATE HIS DISCRETION. 58 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,686 I'LL TAKE ODDS. OKAY, READY? 59 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:47,079 OH, PLEASE.COME ON. 60 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,690 [sighs]ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT. 61 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,865 YES! AGAIN. 62 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,823 ONE, TWO, THREE... 63 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,434 SHOOT. 64 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:54,478 [laughs] YES. 65 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:57,612 GREAT.HE BELLIES UP TO THE BAR AT McCABE'S AT 6:00. 66 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,091 WEAR SOME PERFUME. 67 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,789 WHAT'S GOING ON? 68 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,834 PAUL, JUDGE HOOPER, THE VICTIM'S HUSBAND, 69 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,706 I HEAR YOU KNOW HIM. 70 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:07,404 I DO.HE'S BASICALLY THE ONLY ONE 71 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:10,233 WHO CAN GIVE US ANY DETAILS ON HIS WIFE'S LIFE. 72 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:12,322 JEFFREY'S BEEN SHOT DOWN. COULD YOU TRY? 73 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:15,847 UNLESS YOU'D RATHER FLIRT WITH DR. SIMON. 74 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,902 JUDGE BROWN JUST ASSIGNED ME A CANNIBAL. 75 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,774 YOU'RE SECOND CHAIRING.DID YOU SAY "CANNIBAL"? 76 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,776 I FIGURED IF ANY LAWYER COULD RELATE... 77 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:34,997 I DIDN'T KNOW MASSACHUSETTS HAD CANNIBALS. 78 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,172 IT'S DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL. 79 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,826 WE'RE MEETING THE CLIENT AT 11:00. 80 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:40,916 THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING.WAIT, NO--WHY ME? 81 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,179 BECAUSE THIS CASE IS DISGUSTING. 82 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,355 IT'S DISTASTEFUL. IT'S REPUGNANT. 83 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,749 EVERYTHING I STAND FOR.I'LL DRIVE. 84 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:50,969 SHIRLEY, IS THIS ABOUT GETTING IN A ROOM WITH ME? 85 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,885 YES, ALAN, I WENT OUT AND RECRUITED A CANNIBAL 86 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,018 JUST TO GET CLOSE TO YOU. 87 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,325 THE IDEA OF TWO CONSENTING ADULTS 88 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:01,545 SAVORING ONE ANOTHER'S MEAT... 89 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,331 11:00. I'LL BRING THE CONDIMENTS. 90 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:11,860 ♪♪♪ 91 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:15,255 ♪♪♪ 92 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:21,652 LOOK AT THAT PICTURE THERE CLOSELY. WHAT DO YOU SEE? 93 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,088 A DEAD WOMAN. 94 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:25,090 NO, NO, THAT ONE THERE. 95 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:27,789 STILL DEAD.ON THE NIGHTSTAND. 96 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,880 FLOWERS.FLOWERS. 97 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:36,537 FLOWERS WRAPPED IN TISSUE AND UNDER THAT, NEWSPAPER. 98 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,452 THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN WATER YET. 99 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,541 SOMEBODY JUST BROUGHT HER THESE FLOWERS. 100 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:43,761 WHO WOULD BRING HER FLOWERS, JEFFREY? NOT HER HUSBAND. 101 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,372 HE DOESN'T EVEN SEEM TO LIKE HER. 102 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,461 AND I DON'T THINK SCOTT WOULD, 103 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,854 SINCE PEOPLE HAVING ILLICIT AFFAIRS 104 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:51,552 DON'T TEND TO LEAVE BEHIND CLUES. 105 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:54,468 AND NEWSPAPER? WHAT KIND OF FLORIST USES NEWSPAPER? 106 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:57,688 NO, THESE FLOWERS ARE FROM SOMEONE'S PRIVATE GARDEN.LINCOLN MEYER. 107 00:04:57,732 --> 00:05:00,474 I THINK HE WAS THERE THAT NIGHT. 108 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:03,085 MAYBE AFTER HE SAW THE BOY LEAVE, HE WENT IN. 109 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:06,741 ♪♪♪ 110 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,267 [breathing deeply] 111 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:15,880 IS SHE OKAY? SHE'S PANTING LIKE A DOG. 112 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:18,535 I HEARD THAT.ARE YOU OKAY TO DO THIS? 113 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:19,971 THIS IS HOW I GET, ALL RIGHT? 114 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,538 MAYBE I'M ESPECIALLY NERVOUS HERE, 115 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:22,713 BECAUSE I NEED TO MAKE THEM SETTLE. 116 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:25,237 I KNOW I CAN'T PROVE MALPRACTICE. 117 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:27,544 NOT TO WORRY.WE ALL GET NERVOUS, BETHANY. 118 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:30,808 I DO NOTWANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU DO. 119 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,723 WHAT I DO BEFORE I OPEN 120 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,813 IS I REMIND MYSELF WHO I AM, HOW I GOT HERE. 121 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:38,816 THERE'S A REASON I'M SITTING IN THE COURTROOM. 122 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,862 SO BEFORE I GET UP, I SAY TO MYSELF, "I'M DENNY CRANE." 123 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,254 AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO. 124 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,778 SO BEFORE YOU GET UP, 125 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,780 TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND YOU SAY TO YOURSELF, 126 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:48,173 "I AM A MIDGET." 127 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:50,698 [man] ALL RISE. 128 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,875 ♪♪♪ 129 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,532 HIS NAME WAS JOSEPH GREENBERG. 130 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,969 HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND, 131 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,623 MY ONLY FRIEND. 132 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,320 AND YOU ATE HIM. 133 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,843 I'M NOT A CANNIBAL. 134 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:09,238 I'M NOT WHAT THEY'RE MAKING ME OUT TO BE. 135 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,719 THEY HAVE A WITNESS WHO SAW YOU, 136 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,547 "CHEWING ON A THIGH." 137 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,418 I WAS CREMATING HIM. 138 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,507 WE HAD MADE A PACT 139 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:20,641 THAT IF ONE DIED AND THE OTHER DIDN'T... 140 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:23,339 AND WHILE HE WAS BURNING, 141 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:27,343 I HAPPENED TO BE STARVING. 142 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,258 I HADN'T HAD A MEAL IN WEEKS. 143 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:31,956 IT'S JUST THAT HE WAS THERE, 144 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,436 AND I TRIED IT. I TRIED IT. 145 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,700 I WAS WEAK WITH HUNGER. I WAS DELIRIOUS. 146 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:39,094 I W--I DON'T KNOW. I-I WAS CURIOUS. 147 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:42,489 AND I TOOK A BITE. IT WAS STUPID. 148 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:46,493 MAY I ASK? THIS WAS YOUR FRIEND. 149 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,364 UH, WHEN HE DIED, 150 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,627 WHY DIDN'T YOU NOTIFY THE AUTHORITIES? 151 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:53,108 TO BE CREMATED, YOU NEED A NEXT OF KIN. 152 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,980 THE MEDICAL EXAMINER WON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 153 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:58,243 FOR BURNING A HOMELESS PERSON WITHOUT PERMISSION. 154 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,811 SO PEOPLE OUT ON THE STREETS, BUDDIES OF OURS, 155 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,901 END UP ROTTING ON A SLAB IN A WAREHOUSE DOWNTOWN. 156 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:07,035 JOE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT. 157 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:11,648 YOU FACE A NUMBER OF SERIOUS CHARGES-- 158 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,737 VIOLATING THE HEALTH CODE, 159 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,783 DESECRATION OF A HUMAN BODY. 160 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,002 AM I GONNA GO TO JAIL? 161 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:23,921 LET US TALK TO THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 162 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,836 I'M SORRY. I WANT TO HELP YOU. 163 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,838 I REALLYDO, BUT THERE'LL BE NO PLEA, 164 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,884 NO DISCUSSION OF ONE, AND FRANKLY, 165 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,842 NO LENIENCY WHEN IT COMES TO SENTENCING. 166 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,757 THIS IS YOU WANTING TO HELP US? 167 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,672 SHIRLEY... CAN I CALL YOU "SHIRLEY"? 168 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:37,065 NO.IF THIS WERE JUST ABOUT 169 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:39,807 ONE HOMELESS MAN DESECRATING ANOTHER-- 170 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,809 WE WOULDN'T CARE. 171 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:45,116 BUT THIS IS ABOUT THE SANCTITY AND MORALITY OF A SOCIETY, 172 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,771 THE HUMAN RACE, IN FACT.OH, GOD, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DRAG 173 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,991 THE HUMAN RACE INTO THIS, ARE YOU? 174 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,907 MR. SHORE--ACTUALLY, IPREFER TO BE CALLED "SHIRLEY." 175 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:55,126 IT GIVES ME A TICKLE. 176 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,955 KNOWING YOU, YOU PROBABLY PLAN TO GET UP IN THE END AND DELIVER 177 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,871 SOME STIRRING CLOSING LIKE, "CANNIBALISM IS GOOD. 178 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:03,744 THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PEOPLE DEVOURING EACH OTHER." 179 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,833 NO, WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT. 180 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:07,878 MY PROBLEM IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 181 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,880 HAVE BEEN SO DESENSITIZED TO ATROCITY, 182 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,274 WE JUST TURN AN INDIFFERENT EAR AND EYE 183 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,972 TO THE MOST HEINOUS OF CONDUCT. 184 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:17,758 WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO TURN AWAY. 185 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,847 I'M GOING TO MAKE A FIRM AND PUBLIC STAND. 186 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,892 [laughs] ALMOST SOUNDS AS IF YOU'RE RUNNING FOR SOMETHING. 187 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,721 OH, GEE, YOU ARE. 188 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,593 TELL ME, WHY SADDLE UP ON THIS ISSUE? 189 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,073 WAS PEDOPHILIA TAKEN?NO DEAL. HE GOES TO JAIL. 190 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:32,424 AND TELL YOUR BOY, BETWEEN NOW AND TRIAL, 191 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:35,123 HE'D BETTER NOT EAT ANYONE ELSE. 192 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:38,779 TELL ME, MR. VOTE-FOR-ME- COME-NOVEMBER, 193 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,955 WHAT IF YOU LOSE THIS TRIAL? 194 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,958 DID THAT EVER OCCUR TO YOU? 195 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:45,568 FUNNY, IT DIDN'T. 196 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,657 PERHAPS IT SHOULD. 197 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,833 HMM. 198 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:53,228 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HOW YOU'RE GONNA WIN THIS ONE, 199 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,665 SHIRLEY. 200 00:08:57,101 --> 00:09:06,807 ♪♪♪ 201 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:10,811 ♪♪♪ 202 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:14,902 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL FIRST HEAR FROM THE PLAINTIFF'S ATTORNEY. 203 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:15,946 MS. HOROWITZ. 204 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:18,122 THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 205 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:27,741 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY-- 206 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,220 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 207 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:30,918 MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH COUNSEL, PLEASE? 208 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,137 WHAT?I APOLOGIZE, YOUR HONOR. 209 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,836 IT'S JUST, WE MAY BE ABLE TO RESOLVE THIS. 210 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:39,013 IF I COULD JUST SPEAK WITH HER FOR A MINUTE... 211 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:41,015 TAKE TWO IF IT'LL RESOLVE IT. 212 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:49,676 [lowered voice] $400,000. FINAL OFFER. 213 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,853 GOOD FOR 30 SECONDS.[whispers] WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GOOD FOR 30 SECONDS"? 214 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,551 BETTER CONFER WITH YOUR CLIENT. CLOCK IS TICKING. 215 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,164 HE JUST OFFERED $400,000. 216 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,297 JUST LIKE THAT?BUT IT'S ONLY GOOD FOR 30 SECONDS. 217 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,994 [Brad] WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?I MEAN, HE PUT A CLOCK ON IT. 218 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,867 HALF A MINUTE. $400,000 IS A LOT OF MONEY. 219 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,783 ARE YOU KIDDING? TAKE IT!THIS WOULD BE MY ADVICE. 220 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,654 WE CAN GET MORE.YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE CASE. 221 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,569 I CAN ALWAYS GET MORE. 222 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,963 JUST SAY YES! 223 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,882 WE ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.OH, JEEZ. 224 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:24,449 THE OFFER WAS ONLY GOOD FOR 30 SECONDS, 225 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,408 AND YOU TOOK 33. 226 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,932 OFFER RESCINDED. 227 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,413 GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO RESUME YOUR OPENING. 228 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,722 OW! 229 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:39,029 ♪♪♪ 230 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,118 HE BAITED ME DELIBERATELY. 231 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,859 HE DID THIS BECAUSE THE BOOK ON YOU IS 232 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:45,470 YOU'RE LESS EFFECTIVE WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR COOL.OH, SHUT UP! 233 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:46,950 THIS IS EXACTLY THE STATE OF MIND THAT HE WANTS YOU IN. 234 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,300 IT WAS AN OFFER MADE IN BAD FAITH. 235 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,737 I SHOULD BRING A MOTION FOR SANCTIONS. 236 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,783 THAT WOULDN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.SHUT UP! 237 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,525 SHUT UP YOURSELF.NOW LISTEN TO ME. 238 00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:57,787 YOU'RE THE BADGER. 239 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,876 NOW YOU CAN EITHER LET THIS GUY WIN 240 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,965 BY RATTLING YOU WITH A CHEAP STUNT, 241 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,880 OR YOU COULD MARCH YOURSELF INTO THAT COURTROOM 242 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,883 AND DELIVER THE OPENING OF YOUR LIFE. 243 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:10,147 IT'S IN YOUR HANDS, BETHANY. ARE YOU A WINNER OR NOT? 244 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,630 [footsteps approach] 245 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,982 HELLO, BRIAN. 246 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,419 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAMBERS? 247 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:24,292 FIRST, LET ME EXTEND MY CONDOLENCES-- 248 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:27,425 PLEASE LEAVE MY CHAMBERS, PAUL. 249 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,474 WE HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT JOB TO DO, 250 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,606 WHICH YOU CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND, 251 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,783 IF NOT APPRECIATE. 252 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,959 YOU'RE PROFITEERING OFF MY WIFE'SDEATH. 253 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,788 IF YOU CAME IN HERE LOOKING FOR MY SYMPATHIES-- 254 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,615 ONLY YOUR COOPERATION. 255 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,967 YOU WON'T GET IT. I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN TO LEAVE. 256 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,925 MY FRIEND--I'M CERTAINLY NOT YOUR FRIEND. 257 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,972 AS PART OF OUR DEFENSE, WE WILL BE TRYING 258 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,496 TO FOCUS SUSPICION ON OTHER SUSPECTS.I ASKED YOU-- 259 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,412 I THINK YOU NEED TO HEAR ME OUT. 260 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,940 WE KNOW FROM OUR INVESTIGATION SO FAR 261 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,421 THAT BOTH YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE BEING TREATED 262 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,553 BY DR. ZACHARY SIMON. 263 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,642 WE ALSO HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE 264 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,906 THAT YOU LATE WIFE WAS ENGAGED 265 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,212 IN EXTRAMARITAL RELATIONS 266 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,127 WITH OTHER MEN. 267 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,043 I CAN EXPLORE THIS WITH YOU NOW 268 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,698 OR IN A MUCH MORE PUBLIC FORUM 269 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,570 DURING YOUR TESTIMONY.YOU'RE THREATENING ME? 270 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,051 I AM INFORMINGYOU THAT WE WILL DO 271 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,706 WHATEVER WE HAVE TO TO PROTECT OUR CLIENT. 272 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,013 ON THE CHANCE THAT SOMEBODY ELSE KILLED HER, 273 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,145 YOU MUST BE WILLING TO AT LEAST-- 274 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,930 YOUR CLIENT KILLED MY WIFE. 275 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,803 THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF ANYONE ELSE EVEN BEING THERE. 276 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,284 EXCEPT YOU. 277 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:48,463 IS THAT WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH YOUR DEFENSE, PAUL? 278 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,335 WE WILL GO DOWN ANYPATH 279 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:54,121 THAT LEADS TO REASONABLE DOUBT, 280 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,080 AND YES, MY FRIEND, 281 00:12:57,124 --> 00:13:00,214 THAT IS A THREAT. 282 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,220 I CAME AROUND THE BACK OF THE BUILDING, 283 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,744 AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT.WHAT DID YOU SEE? 284 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,702 FIRST, I SAW A FLAME. 285 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,575 AND AS I GOT CLOSER, I SAW HIM. 286 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,142 THE DEFENDANT?YES. 287 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,926 AND WHAT ELSE DID YOU SEE? 288 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,059 HE WAS EATING SOMETHING, 289 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,669 MEAT OFF A BONE ON THE FIRE. 290 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:24,020 AND WHAT I SAW NEXT, WELL, 291 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,109 I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES. 292 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,024 WHAT?NOT TO INTERRUPT, 293 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,418 BUT MIGHT THIS BE A GOOD TIME TO TAKE A BREAK?SIT DOWN! 294 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,115 TELL US WHAT YOU SAW, MISS BAKER. 295 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,900 FOR THOSE OF US WHO DON'T WATCH THE NEWS 296 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,424 OR THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S SELF-SERVING PRESS CONFERENCES. 297 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,992 MR. SHORE, I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT! 298 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,558 OH, NOW I'M THE BAD GUY? 299 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,038 SIT, SIT, SIT! 300 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:46,129 MISS BAKER, TELL THE JURY WHAT YOU SAW NEXT. 301 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,784 A DEAD HUMAN BODY 302 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,134 COOKING OVER AN OPEN FIRE, 303 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:55,051 AND THAT MAN WAS EATING PART OF THE LEG. 304 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,924 ARE YOU SURE?YES, I'M SURE. 305 00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:01,971 IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING, AWFUL, HORRIBLE 306 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,408 GROTESQUE THING I EVER SAW! 307 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,280 SHE LEFT OUT--SHOCKING! 308 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,325 THERE WE GO. 309 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:14,810 ♪♪♪ 310 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,508 HERE'S WHAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME. 311 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,816 THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE OF HIS FINGERPRINTS-- 312 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,297 NADA, ZIP, ZILCH, NOTHING. 313 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,734 HOW COULD THAT BE IF HE WAS THERE 314 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:29,172 DELIVERING DOCUMENTS, MAKING LOVE TO THE VICTIM, 315 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,782 DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT? 316 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,698 THE ONLY EXPLANATION CAN BE-- HE WIPED THE PRINTS AWAY. 317 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,787 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT IF HE WASN'T GUILTY? 318 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,050 HI. UM, A VODKA NEAT, PLEASE. 319 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,790 THEY OUGHT TO GUT HIM LIKE A FISH. 320 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,619 I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE. I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. [clears throat] 321 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,187 HE IS GUILTY, GUILTY,GUILTY. 322 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:48,104 UNTIL THEN, WE'RE MOVING ON...THE MEDIA JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH, CAN THEY? 323 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,933 OH, YEAH. 324 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,804 IN THE MIDDLE EAST... 325 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,068 I THINK HE DID IT. 326 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,809 I MEAN, WHO ELSE IF NOT HIM? 327 00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:03,163 WELL, I CAN'T REALLY COMMENT. 328 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,512 WHY NOT? 329 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,863 I'M CONNECTED WITH THE CASE. 330 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,300 YOU ARE?MM-HMM. 331 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,393 THE ACCUSED WAS ONE OF MY PATIENTS. 332 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,224 THE KILLER? UM... 333 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:24,053 YOU'RE HIS DOCTOR? 334 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,798 THE VICTIM WAS A FORMER PATIENT. 335 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,018 OH, YOU'RE LYING. 336 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,976 I AM NOT LYING. 337 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:37,110 I'M CONNECTED WITH THIS BIG-TIME. 338 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,721 WOW. [giggles] 339 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:43,203 [chuckles] 340 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,641 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING ME 341 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,208 TO CLOSE ON THIS. 342 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,862 OH, OF COURSE I AM, ALAN. 343 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,212 THAT'S YOUR NICHE-- 344 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,997 MAKING THE MOST UNACCEPTABLE OF TABOOS SOUND-- 345 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,217 EXOTIC? 346 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,524 I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT OUR LITTLE SESSION LAST WEEK. 347 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,526 WE DIDN'T HAVE A SESSION. 348 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,919 ADMIT IT, SHIRLEY. 349 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,704 YOU'RE DRAWN TO ME LIKE EVE TO THE SERPENT. 350 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:11,231 TAKE ME HOME AND HELP ME STRETCH MY COIL. 351 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,885 HAS THAT LINE ACTUALLY WORKED?IT'S WORKING NOW. 352 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,626 [laughs] I'M NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU 353 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,499 OF SOMETHING YOU DON'T ALREADY WANT. 354 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,851 I OFTEN FIND THAT MEN WHO LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT 355 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:23,939 USUALLY DISAPPOINT. 356 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,289 ALL I ASK FOR IS A CHANCE. 357 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,031 I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES IF YOU'D LIKE THAT. 358 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:34,428 THE PROBLEM IS, MEN DON'T GET OVER ME. 359 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:37,387 REALLY? NOT TO SOUND IMMODEST, 360 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,823 BUT I'M VERY GOOD IN BED. 361 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,913 IN FACT, I'M RATHER PHENOMENAL. 362 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:45,961 AH...AND THEN THERE'S THE BIGGEST OBSTACLE OF ALL. 363 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,441 WHICH IS? 364 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,747 DENNY.DENNY WHO? 365 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,706 HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND, ALAN. 366 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,274 IT WOULD HURT HIM. 367 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,842 SUPPOSE I GOT THIS DENNY'SBLESSING... 368 00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:01,803 GET HIS BLESSING. THEN WE'LL TALK. 369 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:12,814 ♪♪♪ 370 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,773 WELL, HE DIDN'T EXACTLY FLOW WITH INFORMATION, 371 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:18,602 BUT THE REASON HE DISCONTINUED SEEING MARCIA HOOPER 372 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,997 WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS TROUBLE IN DOMESTIC PARADISE, 373 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,826 AND HE FELT HE COULDN'T ETHICALLY REPRESENT 374 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,349 BOTH HUSBAND AND WIFE. 375 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,830 AND HE THOUGHT MARCIA HOOPER 376 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,137 WAS INFATUATED WITH HIM.WHAT? 377 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,226 YEAH, HE SAID IT'S VERY COMMON 378 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,792 WITH THERAPISTS AND PATIENTS. 379 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:38,405 IT'S CALLED TRANSFERENCE. HE ALSO ASKED ME OUT. 380 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,495 SOMETIMES A DISTRICT ATTORNEY 381 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,497 MUST SAFEGUARD NOT JUST THE LAW, 382 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,020 BUT HUMAN DECENCY ITSELF. 383 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,850 THIS WAS A CRIME AGAINST MORALITY, AGAINST GOD. 384 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,200 WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO OUR COMMUNITY? 385 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,159 OUR SOCIETY...DENNY... 386 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,813 WHEN IT BECOMES OKAY FOR A MAN TO EAT ANOTHER MAN... 387 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,947 WHY DO YOU HAVE CLOTHESPINS ON YOUR EARS?MM, PERSONAL. 388 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,384 HAVE OUR MORALS REALLY SUNK SO LOW? UH... 389 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,995 DENNY... WELL, I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY TO SAY NO. 390 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,823 [turns off TV] 391 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,522 I LAY AWAKE IN BED LAST NIGHT 392 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,220 TAKING MEASURE OF OUR SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP. 393 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,831 DO YOU EVER DO THAT? 394 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,399 WE'RE FLAMINGOES. 395 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,141 YES, AND WHAT I DISCOVERED TO BE THE ROOT-- 396 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,751 ONE OF THE ROOTS-- 397 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,798 OF OUR INTERLOCKING BOND 398 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,714 IS OUR UNFETTERED ABILITY TO SHARE, 399 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,498 BE IT OUR INTIMACIES, 400 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:32,502 OUR FEARS, OUR SUCCESSES. 401 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,504 MY ROOT IS YOUR ROOT. 402 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,855 IF I SHOULD EVER LIKE TO DRIVE YOUR CAR--I'D TOSS YOU MY KEYS. 403 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,075 IF I SHOULD EVER NEED ANY MONEY--MY CHECK IS BLANK. 404 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,382 OR NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAIN--MY MIND IS BLANK. 405 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,515 ANYTHINGYOU HAVE OR ONCE DID HAVE 406 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,604 IS THEREFOR ME. 407 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,519 EXCEPT FOR SHIRLEY. 408 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,392 KEEP YOUR ROOT AWAY FROM SHIRLEY. 409 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,829 SHE TOLD YOU. 410 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,526 TOLD ME WHAT? 411 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,267 MY FRIEND... 412 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,617 ONE OF MY GOALS IN LIFE 413 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:04,795 IS TO GO TO ALL THE PLACES YOU'VE GONE, AND-- 414 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,668 JUST DON'T GO TO SHIRLEY. SHE'S MINE. 415 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,322 DENNY...NO! 416 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:16,981 ♪♪♪ 417 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:20,246 OKAY, MS. HOROWITZ, LET'S GIVE THIS ANOTHER GO, SHALL WE? 418 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:34,477 MY CLIENT'S WIFE NEEDED HEART SURGERY. 419 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,523 AND SO HER H.M.O. 420 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:40,266 STUCK HER ON A PLANE AND SENT HER TO INDIA TO HAVE IT, 421 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,877 WHERE SHE DIED ON THE TABLE. 422 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,879 THE REASON SHE WAS SENT TO INDIA 423 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,489 IS BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER. 424 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,317 IT'S CALLED MEDICAL OUTSOURCING. 425 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,886 IT GOES ON ALL THE TIME, AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW THIS. 426 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,757 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I NEEDED SURGERY, 427 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,977 I MIGHT CONSIDER MAKING THE SCHLEP. 428 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:59,241 WHY SHOULD I PAY $90,000 FOR HEART SURGERY 429 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,983 WHEN I CAN GET THE SAME THING OVER THERE FOR $10,000? 430 00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,898 THE PROBLEM IS THAT CINDY POTTER 431 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,727 DIDN'T GET TO MAKE THAT CHOICE, 432 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,469 BECAUSE WHEN SHE SIGNED ON WITH WELLNESS HEALTH CARE, 433 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,601 ALL OF THE SURGERIES WERE DONE HERE. 434 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,475 WHEN THAT POLICY WAS MODIFIED, SHE COULDN'T SWITCH H.M.O.s, 435 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:19,479 BECAUSE BY THEN, SHE HAD A PREEXISTING HEART CONDITION, 436 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,611 AND NOBODY ELSE WOULD TAKE HER, 437 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,831 AT LEAST NOT AT A PRICE THAT SHE COULD AFFORD, 438 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,529 SO SHE HADTO GET ON THAT PLANE. 439 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,792 MY CLIENT HERE, HE HAD TO WORK. 440 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,751 HE COULDN'T GO WITH HER, 441 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,928 AND HIS WIFE DIED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. 442 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:37,714 NOW I CAN'T REALLY PUT A PRICE TAG ON THAT, CAN YOU? 443 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,586 NOW I KNOW 444 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,544 IT'S NOT THE DEFENDANT'S FAULT 445 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:44,852 THAT MEDICAL EXPENSES ARE OUT OF CONTROL HERE. 446 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,810 I DON'T BLAME THE DEFENDANT 447 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,986 THAT HALF OF AMERICANS ARE UNINSURED. 448 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,728 IN FACT, I GIVE THEM CREDIT 449 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,774 FOR SEARCHING FOR A SOLUTION. 450 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,471 BUT COME ON. 451 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:58,822 SHIPPING A PATIENT WITH A HEART CONDITION TO INDIA 452 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:01,172 IS NOTA SOLUTION. 453 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:04,350 IT CAN'TBE. WE HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN THAT. 454 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,830 THIS IS AMERICA. 455 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,964 THEY SHOULD BE BANGING DOWN CONGRESS' DOORS. 456 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,968 THEY FIND IT CHEAPER 457 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:17,624 TO GO TO INDIA. 458 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:24,021 ♪♪♪ 459 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,551 AND THEY SAID THEY MIGHT BE CALLING ME EARLY. 460 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:34,075 I COULD BE THE LEAD-OFF WITNESS. 461 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,946 CAN YOU IMAGINE?YOU'RE GONNA BE ON TELEVISION. 462 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,558 I'LL BE ON "GRACIE JANE." 463 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,560 THESE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS, LINCOLN. 464 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,910 I GREW THEM MYSELF. I'M VERY BOTANICAL. 465 00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,955 OH, I CAN SEE THAT. 466 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,871 HEY, LINCOLN, I WAS READING MRS. HOOPER'S AFFIDAVIT 467 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:50,134 IN SUPPORT OF HER MOTION FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER. 468 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:53,964 IT DIDN'T SEEM TO ME LIKE SHE WAS INFATUATED WITH YOUAT ALL. 469 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,184 HER HUSBAND PUT HER UP TO THAT. 470 00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,838 HE'S EVIL. 471 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,535 SHE SAID SOME TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT YOU, 472 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:03,713 CALLED YOU "PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED, SICK." 473 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,847 THAT HAD TO HURT. BET IT MADE YOU ANGRY EVEN. 474 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,849 I DON'T LIKE THE TENOR OF YOUR REMARK. 475 00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:11,634 NO, I'M JUST SAYING HERE'S THIS WOMAN THAT YOU ADORED... 476 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,810 BET YOU LOVED TO BRING HER FLOWERS, HUH? 477 00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:16,247 AND IN A PUBLIC DOCUMENT, SHE CALLS YOU "SICK," 478 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,599 MENTALLY UNBALANCED.I RECOGNIZE YOUR TENOR, MR. COHO. 479 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,644 I'M NOT STUPID. 480 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,820 YOU MEAN TO IMPLY THAT I KILLED HER. 481 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,692 I LOVEDHER. 482 00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,868 I CHERISHEDHER. 483 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:30,610 YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY HOME ANYMORE, 484 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,482 YOU AND YOUR INAPPROPRIATE TENOR. 485 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:37,094 I'LL ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 486 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,540 THE BAD NEWS IS WE WERE UNABLE TO FIND ANY CHARACTER WITNESSES. 487 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,020 IT SEEMS YOUR ONLY FRIEND 488 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:52,806 WAS JOSEPH. 489 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:55,112 IS THERE ANY GOOD NEWS? 490 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,853 "PRIMETIME" WANTS TO HAVE YOU ON. 491 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:59,987 DURING SWEEPS THEY WANT YOU TO EAT DIANE SAWYER. 492 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,383 SORRY. 493 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,734 WHY DO YOU NEED A CHARACTER WITNESS? 494 00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:11,390 WELL, THE JURY COULD BE LOOKING AT YOU LIKE... 495 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:17,700 YOU NEED TO DEMONSTRATE TO THEM THAT YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER. 496 00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:20,703 MAYBE I AM A MONSTER. 497 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:25,316 I BURNED MY BEST FRIEND. I ATE HIM. 498 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,928 MAYBE I'M EVERY BIT OF-- 499 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:30,017 YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER, MR. NICHOLS. 500 00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,847 WHAT KIND OF PERSON 501 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,719 ENDS UP BY HIMSELF ON THE STREET? 502 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:44,727 I DON'T HAVE ONE SINGLE FRIEND THAT CAN SPEAK ON MY BEHALF. 503 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:48,862 YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER, AND YOU'RE NOT A CRIMINAL. 504 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:54,520 ALL WE CAN DO IS TO CALL YOU TO THE STAND. 505 00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:57,087 YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN TO THE JURY, 506 00:23:57,131 --> 00:24:00,874 AS SYMPATHETICALLY AS YOU CAN, 507 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:15,671 WHY YOU DID WHAT YOU DID. 508 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:19,066 ♪♪♪ 509 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,286 IT'S NOT FAIR. 510 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:25,420 YOU CAN'T JUST CLAIM WOMEN FOR ALL TIME. 511 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,205 I ONLY CLAIM SHIRLEY.WHAT ABOUT IVAN TIGGS? 512 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,816 SHE MARRIEDHIM. 513 00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:31,731 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE GIRL I MARRIED LAST YEAR? 514 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:34,560 YOU CAN HAVE HER.I WANT SHIRLEY. 515 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,779 I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL. 516 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,086 WHEN I WAS 15, I HAD THIS ENORMOUS CRUSH ON A GIRL. 517 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,654 DIANA CORALAC. 518 00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:44,961 SHE WAS A FETCHING GODDESS. SHE DEVELOPED EARLY. 519 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,050 BUT SHE LIKED THIS KID GEORGE. 520 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:50,880 SO ONE DAY I WENT TO GEORGE AND I SAID, UH, 521 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:54,405 "I'LL WRESTLE YOU FOR HER," AND WHY HE AGREED I DON'T KNOW, 522 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,582 BUT WITHIN FOUR SECONDS I FLIPPED HIM ON HIS BACK, 523 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,584 SAT ON HIS HEAD AND HE TAPPED OUT. 524 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,848 AND THEN I SPENT THE NIGHT IN DIANA'S FETCHING BOSOM. 525 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:03,763 IT WAS MAGIC. 526 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,765 I CHALLENGE YOU, DENNY. 527 00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:07,070 TO WHAT? 528 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,768 YOU'RE GOING TO WRESTLE? 529 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:11,292 WHY NOT? IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN BEAT ME. 530 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:13,903 AND YOU THINK I'MTHE PRIZE?YOU'RE ALWAYS THE PRIZE, SHIRLEY. 531 00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:16,950 OF ALL THE HUMILIAT-- HOW DARE YOU? 532 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:18,821 MAKING ME THE PRIZE IN A WRESTLING MATCH? 533 00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:20,649 OH, GET OVER YOURSELF. 534 00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:23,391 MAN HAS DONE BATTLE TO GET THE GIRL 535 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,741 SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.MAN HAS EVOLVED, ALAN, 536 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,917 WITH THE EXCEPTION, OF COURSE, BEING DENNY. 537 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:30,267 THANK YOU.SHIRLEY, ADMIT IT. 538 00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:32,748 THIS HAS TO BE A LITTLE THRILLING. 539 00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:35,751 THRILLING? TWO FAT BOYS FIGHTING IT OUT ON A MAT? 540 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:38,058 YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM WITH MANKIND, SHIRLEY? 541 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:40,843 OH, GOD.WE LEGISLATE OUR MORALITY, 542 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:43,367 OUR BEINGS WITH THIS CODE 543 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:46,675 OF REASON AND COMMON SENSE AND RESPECTABLE RESTRAINT. 544 00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:49,417 AND IT LEAVES NO ROOM FOR PASSION, FOR BESTIAL YEARNING. 545 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,724 IT LEAVES JACK A VERY DULL BOY 546 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,900 AND JILL THOROUGHLY UNSATISFIED. 547 00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:57,425 HOW RICHTHIS MOMENT IS IF YOU THINK OF IT. 548 00:25:57,468 --> 00:26:00,863 TWO MEN IN THEIR SEXUAL... 549 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,735 OKAY, TWILIGHT-- 550 00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:04,650 ARE ABOUT TO ENTER A CAGE 551 00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:07,087 FOR THE RIGHT TO NESTLE INTO YOUR LOINS, 552 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,958 TO UNCORK YOUR HOLY GRAIL. 553 00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:11,961 THIS IS LIFE,SHIRLEY! WE'RE READY TO KILLFOR YOU. 554 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:17,053 THIS IS THE VERY ESSENCE OF LIFE. 555 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,752 WHAT HE SAID, TOTALLY. 556 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,848 HOW'S THE CASE GOING? 557 00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,850 COULD BE BETTER. 558 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:33,461 IF YOU ASK ME, PLEAD MURDER TWO. 559 00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:34,810 GOOD BEHAVIOR, KID'S OUT IN SIX. 560 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:37,204 I DON'T THINK JEFFREY'S GONNA WANT TO PLEAD.OF COURSE NOT. 561 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:38,553 GIVE UP HIS 15 MINUTES? 562 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,337 BRAD, HE'S COMING IN WITH ANOTHER OFFER. 563 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,905 WHO?THE DISGUSTING SLIMEBALL DEFENSE LAWYER. 564 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,864 THIS TIME I THINK IT'S FOR REAL. 565 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,214 HE ASKED TO CONTINUE THE TRIAL. 566 00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,129 THIS WOMAN IS A STARER. 567 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,914 WHERE'S DENNY?IN HIS OFFICE. 568 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:55,091 I DON'T LIKE STARERS. 569 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,529 I WASN'T STARING. 570 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:03,447 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO CREMATE HIM ACCORDING TO HIS WISHES. 571 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,928 AS A HOMELESS PERSON, 572 00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:07,930 HE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP DECOMPOSING 573 00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:10,933 ON A SLAB ALONE SOMEWHERE TILL... 574 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,805 I COULDN'T ALLOW FOR THAT. 575 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:16,025 OKAY, BUT AT SOME POINT DURING THE CREMATION CEREMONY, 576 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:19,899 YOU DECIDED TO EAT YOUR FRIEND. 577 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,989 WE HAD BOTH READ THE BOOK, THE ACCOUNT OF THE SOCCER TEAM 578 00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:25,687 THAT WAS ON THE PLANE THAT CRASHED IN THE ANDES. 579 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,950 THE SURVIVORS HAD TO EAT SOME OF THE DEAD BODIES 580 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:30,910 SO THAT THEY COULD CONTINUE TO SURVIVE. 581 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,999 NONE OF THEM WERE ARRESTED, BY THE WAY, 582 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:36,350 IF YOU READ THE BOOK.YOU AND JOSEPH TALKED ABOUT THIS? 583 00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:39,570 YES, N-NOT THAT THAT'S WHAT I PLANNED TO DO THAT NIGHT AT ALL. 584 00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:41,877 I'M JUST SAYING THAT WHAT I DIDDO 585 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:44,924 WAS NOT CONTRARY TO HIS WISHES. 586 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,883 I THINK THE JURY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, WHY DID YOU DO IT? 587 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:52,322 I WAS STARVING. 588 00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:55,325 I HADN'T HAD A MEAL IN TWO WEEKS, AND... 589 00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:00,853 I WAS STARVING. 590 00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:04,987 ♪♪♪ 591 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:12,299 FIRST, LET ME PREFACE. 592 00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:15,519 THIS IS NOTA NEGOTIATION. THIS IS A FINAL OFFER. 593 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,957 EITHER YOU ACCEPT IT, OR WE RETURN TO COURT.WHAT'S THE NUMBER? 594 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,961 $650,000 ABSENT ANY SHOWING OF MALPRACTICE. 595 00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:23,832 THAT'S A GIFT. 596 00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:26,617 WE'RE JUST LOOKING TO AVOID THE EXPENSE OF A TRIAL. 597 00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:28,707 YES OR NO? WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 598 00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:34,103 THE THING ABOUT H.M.O.s IS THEY'RE VERY GOOD AT MATH. 599 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:36,410 THE EXPENSE OF A TRIAL WOULDN'T COME CLOSE TO $650,000. 600 00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:38,891 THE OTHER THING IS THEY DON'T MAKE GIFTS. 601 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,371 IT'S THE EXPOSUREOF A TRIAL THAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT, 602 00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:43,504 AND WHY SHOULDN'T YOU BE? 603 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:45,593 THE FUTURE OF YOUR WHOLE BUSINESS DEPENDS ON OUTSOURCING. 604 00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:48,161 IT SAVES YOU BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. 605 00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,772 AND THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN 606 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,166 IS FOR SOME STIGMA TO BE ATTACHED TO THE CONCEPT.I TOLD YOU, 607 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,472 THIS IS NOTA NEGOTIATION.THE NUMBER'S $950,000. 608 00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:58,040 ARE WE GOING BACK TO COURT OR NOT? 609 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:06,875 I THINK WE CAN MAKE $950,000 WORK. 610 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,355 GOOD FOR YOU. 611 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:10,487 [thump] 612 00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:13,708 THE DWARF FAINTED. 613 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:22,804 ♪♪♪ 614 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:27,200 ♪♪♪ 615 00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:34,120 [breathing deeply] 616 00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:40,691 I AM SO EMBARRASSED. 617 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:43,042 I HAVE TO ADMIT, 618 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:45,871 IN MY PRACTICE, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A NUMBER THAT BIG. 619 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:49,048 I'M SURE YOU PEOPLE SEE IT ALL THE TIME. 620 00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:51,267 YOU CAUSED THAT NUMBER, BETHANY. 621 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,704 YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH YOUR OPENING. 622 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,924 THEY DIDN'T DARE STICK AROUND FOR THE CLOSING. 623 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:58,709 I'M TRYING NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL. THANK YOU, DENNY. 624 00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,842 I'M SO GRATEFUL TO YOU. 625 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:05,716 SOMEHOW IN THAT VILE, DISGUSTING SHELL OF YOURS, 626 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,938 I THINK THERE MUST BE A NICE PERSON. 627 00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:15,161 I'D LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH AGAIN, START FROM SCRATCH. 628 00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:17,250 IF I PROMISED NOT TO CALL YOU A MIDGET 629 00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,339 AND ASK YOU TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF-- 630 00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:21,689 THIS IS YOU FROM SCRATCH? 631 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:26,346 YOU'RE AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN. 632 00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:30,089 I DON'T GET TO MEET MANY. 633 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:32,787 GIVE ME A WEEK OR TWO 634 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,571 TO FORGET WHAT YOU'RE LIKE. 635 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:37,444 THEN WE CAN HAVE LUNCH. 636 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:44,320 ♪♪♪ 637 00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:47,541 WE LIVE IN A TIME WHERE ALMOST ANYTHING GOES, DON'T WE? 638 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:50,544 GAY MARRIAGE IS BARELY CONSIDERED ALTERNATIVE ANYMORE. 639 00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:52,894 YOU GO ON THE INTERNET, YOU CAN FIND A CLUB 640 00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:56,593 FOR ALMOST ANY KIND OF FETISH, HOWEVER DEPRAVED. 641 00:30:56,637 --> 00:31:00,684 WE'RE A SOCIETY WHERE NOTHING SEEMS TO SHOCK US ANYMORE. 642 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:03,557 WELL, IF WE'VE REACHED THE DAY 643 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,211 WHERE BURNING THE REMAINS OF A BODY 644 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:07,126 AND CANNIBALISM DOESN'T OFFEND, 645 00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:10,129 THEN I GUESS LIFE HAS NO SANCTITY AT ALL, DOES IT? 646 00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:11,782 NO DIGNITY. 647 00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:14,350 PLEASE DELIVER A VERDICT THAT SAYS THERE ISSANCTITY 648 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:17,353 NOT JUST TO THE LIFE OF A HUMAN BEING, 649 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:20,052 BUT ALSO THE DEATH. 650 00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:24,056 A BILLION AND A HALF CHRISTIANS 651 00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,797 ROUTINELY GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS 652 00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:29,670 AND CEREMONIOUSLY EAT THE BODY OF CHRIST, 653 00:31:29,713 --> 00:31:31,193 DRINK HIS BLOOD. 654 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:33,195 "HE WHO DRINKS MY FLESH AND DRINKS MY BLOOD 655 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:36,198 ABIDES IN ME AND I IN HIM." 656 00:31:36,242 --> 00:31:38,026 JESUS SAID THAT.HOW DARE YOU? 657 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,333 WHAT? WHO HAVE I OFFENDED NOW? 658 00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:42,988 HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE HOLY SACRAMENT LITERALLY? 659 00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,425 IS THAT NOT DONE?YOU HAVE EQUATED IT 660 00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:48,080 WITH A VILE AND DESPICABLE ACT. 661 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,347 I APOLOGIZE, YOUR HONOR. 662 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:57,654 I CERTAINLY DON'T MEAN TO INDICT HOLY COMMUNION, 663 00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:00,831 BUT LET'S NOT CARRY ON 664 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:05,793 WITH THE IDEA THAT THE NOTION OF CANNIBALISM 665 00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:07,751 OFFENDS THE SANCTITY OF LIFE. 666 00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:11,494 IT HAS ROOTS NOT ONLY IN SACRAMENTS 667 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,192 NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY, 668 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:14,889 BUT ALSO GREEK MYTHOLOGY. 669 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,500 IT'S STILL GLORIFIED IN CERTAIN SECTIONS 670 00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:20,503 OF BOTH THE SOUTH AND I BELIEVE MALIBU. 671 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:22,418 AND I MIGHT ADD, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL. 672 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,682 THERE'S NO FEDERAL LAW, NO MASSACHUSETTS LAW 673 00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,423 THAT CRIMINALIZES CANNIBALISM. 674 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,425 THAT'S WHY MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY MY-NAME-APPEARS-SECOND- 675 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:31,514 ON-THE-BALLOT-THIS-NOVEMBER GINSBERG 676 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,429 HAS TRUMPED UP THESE OTHER CHARGES-- 677 00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:35,127 DESECRATION AND SO FORTH-- 678 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:38,217 AND LECTURED YOU ON DIGNITY AND SANCTITY. 679 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,219 THERE IS NO DIGNITY 680 00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:41,872 IN STARVING TO DEATH. 681 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:44,005 WHEN A HOMELESS PERSON 682 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:46,529 IS LEFT TO ROT ON A SLAB, 683 00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:49,271 THE SANCTITY OF LIFE SOMEHOW GETS TRIVIALIZED. 684 00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:51,882 MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY MY-NAME-APPEARS-SECOND- 685 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:53,797 ON-THE-BALLOT-THIS-NOVEMBER GINSBERG 686 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:55,930 WANTS YOU TO BE OFFENDED. 687 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,714 YOU KNOW WHAT OFFENDS ME? 688 00:32:57,758 --> 00:33:00,848 WE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY OVER A MILLION HOMELESS PEOPLE. 689 00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:03,677 THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T FEED THEM, CAN'T GIVE THEM SHELTER, 690 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,462 BUT HEY, LET'S SPEND $60,000 TO $70,000 691 00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:09,030 TO PROSECUTE ONE WHO TRIED TO STAVE OFF DEATH. 692 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:12,251 LET'S SPEND ANOTHER $45,000 A YEAR TO IMPRISON HIM. 693 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,774 THERE IS NO DIGNITY IN THAT. IT'S CRUEL. 694 00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:16,820 MR. NICHOLS WAS CREMATING HIS FRIEND 695 00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:18,474 TO PREVENT THE INDIGNITY 696 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,389 OF THE UNCEREMONIOUS AND DEGRADING DECOMPOSITION 697 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:23,044 OF HIS BODY. 698 00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:27,527 AS FOR WHY HE ATE, 699 00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:29,485 HE TOLD YOU. 700 00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,661 HE WAS STARVING. 701 00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:35,361 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU STARVED? 702 00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:37,754 HOW ABOUT YOU? 703 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:40,105 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT STARVING, EXCEPT FOR ATTENTION. 704 00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:41,758 LET'S FACE IT. 705 00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:43,760 THEY ONLY REASON WE'RE ALL HERE 706 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:45,849 IS BECAUSE CANNIBALISM MAKES FOR GOOD TELEVISION. 707 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:48,069 WHAT BETTER TO SATIATE SOME PREELECTION HUNGER PANGS 708 00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:50,245 THAN A BELLYFUL OF MEDIA ATTENTION? 709 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,247 MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY MY-NAME-APPEARS-SECOND- 710 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,336 ON-THE-BALLOT-THIS-NOVEMBER GINSBERG KNOWS THAT. 711 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:56,686 THAT'S WHY HE'S HANDLING THIS CASE PERSONALLY. 712 00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:59,080 NOT ONLY DOES IT GIVE HIM A SENSATIONAL PLATFORM 713 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,864 FOR HIS SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION, 714 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,779 IT ALSO FITS HIS NOTION OF SOCIETY-- 715 00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:04,694 THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT UNDERSTANDING THE HOMELESS, 716 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:08,002 IT'S ABOUT PROSECUTING THEM. 717 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,265 IT KIND OF MAKES YOU WONDER. 718 00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:15,357 WHO HERE IS REALLY THE CANNIBAL? 719 00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:21,363 ♪♪♪ 720 00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:30,329 I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DRIVE YOU HOME. 721 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:31,982 OH, THANK YOU. 722 00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,854 I ACTUALLY HAVE MY OWN CAR, 723 00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:35,638 UM, WHICH IS ACTUALLY RIGHT THERE. 724 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,510 [chuckles] 725 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:40,165 IS IT THAT YOU DON'T TRUST YOURSELF WITH ME? 726 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,514 [sighs] 727 00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:45,344 OH, WOW, YOU REALLY CAN READ PEOPLE, CAN'T YOU? 728 00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:47,346 THAT'S MY JOB. 729 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,304 [chuckles] 730 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,306 SO CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN? 731 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:53,395 SURE. 732 00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:58,357 LET'S HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 733 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,836 I'M A MAGNIFICENT KISSER. 734 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,708 ARE YOU NOW? 735 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:03,710 I DON'T LIKE TO DROP NAMES, 736 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,799 BUT I ONCE KISSED GINA GERSHON. 737 00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:08,149 DID YOU? 738 00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:10,804 WE WERE OUT TOGETHER... IN A GROUP. 739 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:13,502 MM.I HAPPENED TO BE DRIVING 740 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:16,026 IN THE DIRECTION OF HER HOTEL, SO I OFFERED HER A LIFT.HMM. 741 00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:18,725 AND WELL, ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER.[softly chuckles] 742 00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:21,206 SHE CONFIDED IN ME 743 00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:24,209 THAT SHE HAD NEVER BEEN KISSED LIKE THAT IN HER LIFE. 744 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:27,168 WELL, IT'S, UH... 745 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,214 ALWAYS BEEN A GOAL 746 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,520 FOR MY MOUTH 747 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:34,306 TO GO WHERE GINA'S HAS, BUT-- 748 00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:36,482 I DIG YOU, CLAIRE.[chuckles] 749 00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:39,746 AND I DIG YOU, ZACH. 750 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:41,487 CALL ME. 751 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:42,923 [car alarm chirps]I WILL. 752 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,881 [chuckles] 753 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:48,276 [clears throat] 754 00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:57,242 [engine turns over] 755 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:03,552 [cheering] 756 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:14,694 [tribal drums beating] 757 00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:17,349 [cheers subside] 758 00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:19,873 OH, MY GOD. 759 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,876 [Native American music playing] 760 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:31,145 [cheering resumes] 761 00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:55,822 [music stops] 762 00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:58,520 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE AN INDIAN? 763 00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:01,393 GROWING UP, MY FAVORITE WRESTLER WAS CHIEF JAY STRONGBOW. 764 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:02,872 YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. 765 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,614 OKAY, ARE WE READY? 766 00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:07,703 SHOULDN'T WE PEE IN A CUP FIRST? 767 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:10,402 I DON'T TRUST HIS TESTOSTERONE LEVELS.MINE'S NATURALLY HIGH. 768 00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:12,621 3-MINUTE ROUNDS. 2 POINTS FOR A TAKEDOWN. 769 00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:14,493 1 POINT FOR AN ESCAPE. 770 00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:15,798 IF EITHER OF YOU TAP OUT, IT'S OVER. 771 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,626 SET?SET. 772 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,715 [cheering resumes] 773 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,110 LET'S GET IT ON. 774 00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:27,723 OH! 775 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:28,942 OOH! 776 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:32,728 AAH! 777 00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,817 [wild cheering] 778 00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:37,864 OW! HEY! 779 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,215 [Alan] AAH! 780 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,261 ♪♪♪ 781 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:46,960 FIVE SECONDS? 782 00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:48,483 HE CHEATED. 783 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:51,834 YOU CAN'T SQUAT ON THE HEAD.FIVE SECONDS? 784 00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:52,922 FOUR, ACTUALLY. 785 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:55,882 THE DEFENDANT WILL PLEASE RISE. 786 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:01,844 MADAM FOREPERSON, WOULD YOU KINDLY ANNOUNCE TO THE COURT 787 00:38:01,888 --> 00:38:04,238 THE OUTRAGEOUS VERDICT OF THE JURY? 788 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,718 THAT'S ENCOURAGING. 789 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:07,807 IN THE MATTER OF 790 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,330 THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS 791 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,550 vs. CLARENCE NICHOLS ON THE CHARGE 792 00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:13,247 OF DESECRATING HUMAN REMAINS IN VIOLATION 793 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,728 OF THE HUMAN WELFARE AND SAFETY HEALTH CODE, 794 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:19,645 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT CLARENCE NICHOLS NOT GUILTY. 795 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,387 [Judge Brown] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY... 796 00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:24,563 DO YOU THINK WE WIN TOO MUCH? 797 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:25,825 ARE WE LOSING ALL SUSPENSE? 798 00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:27,740 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 799 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:29,089 CONGRATULATIONS. 800 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:31,004 THANK YOU. THANK YOU BOTH.[gavel bangs] 801 00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:35,008 LISTEN, WE NEVER LET OUR CONTESTANTS 802 00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,706 GO HOME EMPTY-HANDED, SO ALONG WITH THE HOME VERSION 803 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,665 OF THE CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT GAME, 804 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:41,884 HERE'S A CHECK FOR $5,000. 805 00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:44,017 WHAT?WHAT? 806 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:46,236 IT'S AN EXPERIMENTAL PROGRAM. 807 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,629 IT'S CALLED "WE THE FORTUNATE 808 00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:49,718 SHOULD ENDEAVOR TO HELP THE LESS FORTUNATE." 809 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:51,416 I'M SURE IT'LL NEVER FLY. 810 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:53,243 GO HAVE A NICE MEAL, TAKE A TRIP, 811 00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:55,420 MAYBE SPLURGE FOR SOME HEALTH INSURANCE. 812 00:38:55,463 --> 00:38:58,640 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. YOU PEOPLE ARE AMAZING. 813 00:38:58,684 --> 00:38:59,772 BYE. 814 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:05,778 YOU GAVE HIM YOUR OWN MONEY? 815 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:09,608 I WASN'T USING IT. 816 00:39:09,651 --> 00:39:11,653 DENNY, I WANT A REMATCH. 817 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:13,481 FORGET IT.YOU CHEATED. 818 00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,004 I DID NOT. 819 00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:20,009 YOU KNOW, THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX WITH SHIRLEY, 820 00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:23,404 IT WENT EXACTLY LIKE THAT. 821 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:26,451 I FLIPPED HER ON HER BACK, AND I SAT ON HER HEAD. 822 00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:29,584 [chuckles] HOPE IT WAS BETTER FOR HER THAN IT WAS FOR ME. 823 00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:31,673 IT WAS BETTER FOR ME. 824 00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,936 IT ALSO LASTED ABOUT FOUR SECONDS. 825 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,852 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD EVER BRING YOURSELF 826 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:38,419 TO EAT ME? 827 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:42,684 I MEAN, SAY WE WERE ON A DESERT ISLAND, 828 00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:45,818 AND I DIED, AND YOU WERE STARVING. 829 00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:47,994 COULD YOU EAT ME? 830 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:52,477 COULD YOU EAT ME? 831 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:57,569 WELL, I MIGHT BE AFRAID OF THE MAD COW. 832 00:39:57,612 --> 00:40:00,136 WHEN I DIE, I WANT TO BE BURIED, DENNY. 833 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:03,705 I DON'T WANT TO BE CREMATED, 834 00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:05,011 INCINERATED INTO NOTHINGNESS. 835 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:07,796 OH, WHAT DO YOU CARE? WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD. 836 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,798 I DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT. 837 00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:13,106 I BELIEVE THERE'S SOMETHING AFTER. 838 00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:15,500 HEAVEN? 839 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:19,242 I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING. 840 00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:22,724 ALAN SHORE BELIEVES MAN HAS A SOUL. 841 00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:24,073 STOP THE PRESSES. 842 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:27,860 DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT? CAN THIS BE ALL THERE IS? 843 00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:29,818 IF SO, HAVE WE WASTED-- 844 00:40:29,862 --> 00:40:31,733 I HAVEN'T WASTED A SECOND. 845 00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:35,694 I'VE ENJOYED MY RIDE, ALL OF IT. 846 00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:39,219 BUT WILL IT TRULY HAVE COUNTED FOR SOMETHING? 847 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,482 [chuckles] 848 00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,702 YOU KNOW THE OLD JOKE, ALAN? 849 00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:46,835 A MAN SHOWS UP AT THE PEARLY GATES, 850 00:40:46,879 --> 00:40:48,837 SEES THIS GUY IN A PINSTRIPED SUIT 851 00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:51,492 AND A BRIEFCASE, A CIGAR 852 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:52,928 PRANCING ABOUT. 853 00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:54,930 AND HE SAYS TO SAINT PETER, 854 00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,323 "WHO'S THAT GUY?" 855 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,847 SAINT PETER SAYS, "AW, THAT'S JUST GOD. 856 00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,806 HE THINKS HE'S DENNY CRANE." 857 00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:04,853 [laughs] 858 00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:08,814 WHAT WOULD YOU DO, DENNY, IF YOU ACTUALLY MET GOD ONE DAY? 859 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:11,643 I'D PROBABLY TAKE HIM FISHING. 860 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:13,775 INDEED. 861 00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:16,648 HE'D PROBABLY WANT TO WRESTLE ME FOR SHIRLEY. 862 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:22,218 INDEED AGAIN. 863 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:25,787 ♪♪♪ 864 00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:28,660 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 865 00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:38,887 [coughing] 866 00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:40,672 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SUED FOR? 867 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,891 ONE OF MY ATTORNEYS-- I TERMINATED HIM.WHAT'D YOU FIRE HIM FOR? 868 00:41:42,935 --> 00:41:45,415 HE TURNED OUT TO BE A SCIENTOLOGIST. 869 00:41:45,459 --> 00:41:46,852 SALLY.HOW YOU DOIN', OLD MAN? 870 00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:49,768 THIS IS OPPOSING COUNSEL?I USED TO DATE THAT WOMAN. 871 00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:52,074 THAT GIVES ME THE FIRST RIGHT TO REDATE HER.SINCE WE'RE PLAYING BY HIGH SCHOOL RULES, 872 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:54,294 I DATED HER AFTER YOU DID.WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO SAY? 873 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,078 GET OUT OF MY WAY, BARBARA. 874 00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:57,863 [whispers] I WILL NOT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS. 875 00:41:57,906 --> 00:42:00,213 WERE YOU OBSESSED WITH MARCIA HOOPER?I WAS ENAMORED. 876 00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:03,172 CLEARLY, SHE MADE YOU ANGRY.SHE DID NOTMAKE ME ANGRY. 877 00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:04,870 SHE CALLED YOU "SICK," UNBALANCED. NO. 878 00:42:04,913 --> 00:42:08,913 SHE WAS DRAWN TO ME!YOU KILL HER, LINCOLN?