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PREVIOUSLY
ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...

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I SLEPT WITH ALAN SHORE.
HOW OBJECTIVE CAN HE--
YOU ALSO SLEPT WITH ME.

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DO YOU EVER THINK THAT MIGHT BE
PART OF THE PROBLEM?
YOU'RE A VERY GOOD LAWYER.

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BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
WE'RE LETTING YOU GO.

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JUDGE MARCIA HOOPER
WAS FOUND MURDERED LAST NIGHT.

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WE WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
YOU'RE THE MAN
GIVING REPRESENTATION

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TO THE PERSON WHO MURDERED
MY WIFE.

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HE'S A NASTY LITTLE MAN.

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HE MADE HER GET THAT
RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME.

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HE MADE HER DO IT.

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SCOTT LITTLE'S FATHER IS ON
THE PROSECUTION'S WITNESS LIST.

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THIS IS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO BE
RELEVANT IN YOUR SON'S LIFE.

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HOW COULD YOU
GIVE TESTIMONY AGAINST HIM?
I'M NOT. AT LEAST
NOT ON THE MURDER.

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GRACIE JANE REPORTING
TO YOU LIVE FROM BOSTON

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WITH GOOSEBUMPS.

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TOMORROW IT HAPPENS.

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THAT LOW-LIFE, ADULTERING,

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JUDGE-MURDERING DEFENDANT
SCOTT LITTLE,

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WHO OF COURSE GETS
THE PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE,

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GOES ON TRIAL, AND YOURS TRULY
IS HERE TO COVER IT.

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AND I WILL BE RIGHT HERE,

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LAPPING IT UP
LIKE A SAINT BERNARD.

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AM I PANTING TOO LOUDLY?
(pants)

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DENNY, THERE'S A...

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WHY ARE YOU IN YOUR BATHROBE?

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I JUST HAD A MASSAGE.

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UH, WHY ARE YOU
HOLDING YOUR BRIEFCASE?

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MY CHECKBOOK'S IN IT.
I NEEDED TO PAY THE MASSEUSE.

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WHO IS THAT UNDER THERE?
WHAT? WHERE?

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WHOEVER'S UNDER THERE,
COME OUT.

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(Bethany) GO AWAY!
I'M NOT GOING AWAY.

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COME OUT NOW.

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I WAS DOING NOTHING UNTOWARD.

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I WAS JUST HIDING BECAUSE
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN

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IN A ROOM WITH HIM WHILE
HE'S DRESSED IN A BATHROBE.

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SO BETTER TO BE SEEN
UNDER THE BATHROBE.

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WHO ARE YOU, COLUMBO?

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GRACIE JANE.

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WHAT ABOUT HER?
SHE'S CONTAMINATING
THE JURY POOL.

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ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
TO SHUT HER UP?

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DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

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DON'T YOU BE SARCASTIC
WITH ME, YOU SNOOT.

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MY REPUTATION'S RUINED.

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YOU KNOW, UH,
THIS IS THE BIG THIRD DATE.

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MM.

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THE KISS DATE.

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IN MODERN TIMES, SOME MIGHT SAY
THE CONSUMMATE DATE.

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YEAH, UH, ZACH,

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THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME.

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WHAT'S THERE TO KNOW,
YOU BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY LAWYER?

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I'M A LAWYER
AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT.

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WHY DO I KNOW THAT NAME?

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YOU KNOW IT BECAUSE
WE REPRESENT SCOTT LITTLE.

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YOU REPRESENT SCOTT?

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I DO,
ALONG WITH JEFFREY COHO,

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WHO YOU'VE MET.

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SO ALL THIS TIME...

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HOW DARE YOU?
DON'T LECTURE ME.

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THE ONLY REASON SCOTT LITTLE
IS GOING ON TRIAL

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IS BECAUSE HIS OWN DOCTOR
SOLD HIM OUT TO THE POLICE.

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YOU'VE ALSO REVEALED

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A FEW CHOICE
LITTLE NUGGETS TO ME THAT--

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I'VE TOLD YOU NOTHING.

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ZACH,
YOU'RE A CHATTY LITTLE GUY.

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I WILL MAKE A DEAL
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

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TELL ME THE REST
OF THE STORY,

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LET ME LOOK
AT SCOTT'S MEDICAL RECORDS,

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MAYBE GIVE ME A GLANCE
AT JUDGE HOOPER'S AS WELL,

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AND I PROMISE JEFFREY
WON'T SHRED YOU ON THE STAND

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LIKE A PIECE OF LINGUINI.

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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT ME, LADY.
(laughs)

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YEAH, YOU'VE KISSED
GINA GERSHON.

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I WILL NOT BE BLACKMAILED.

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EVEN IF I WERE INCLINED TO LET
YOU SEE THOSE MEDICAL RECORDS,

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WHICH I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT,

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I AM BOUND BY
DOCTOR-PATIENT PRIVILEGE.

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OH, N YOU'RE BOUND?
YES!

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IT WAS MY DUTY
TO REVEAL THE OTHER

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BECAUSE A HUMAN LIFE
WAS IN DANGER,

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YOU TREACHEROUS VIXEN!
UH...

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YOU'VE MADE A BIG MISTAKE
MAKING AN ENEMY OF ME.

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HEY, I AM NOT PAYING FOR THIS.
(scoffs)

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I WILL BURY YOU.

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(Alan) JERRY, YOU HAVE GOT
TO CALM DOWN.

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I CAN'T HELP YOU
WHILE YOU'RE IN THIS STATE.

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JERRY...
(hoots)

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GOODNESS, I'VE NEVER HEARD
THAT SOUND BEFORE.
I'VE BEEN SUED.

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OH, I THOUGHT
I COULD HANDLE IT.

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WE WERE IN THE PROCESS
OF EFFECTING

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A MUTUALLY ACCEPTABLE
SETTLEMENT,

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WHEN SUDDENLY
HE GOT HIMSELF

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A NEW, AGGRESSIVE, AWFUL,
ANDROGYNOUS WOMAN LAWYER!

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NOW HE WANTS A MILLION DOLLARS!
(squeals)

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JERRY, WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN SUED FOR?

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ONE OF MY ATTORNEYS...

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AS YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN BUILDING

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MY OWN QUIET, LITTLE FIRM.

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ONE OF MY ATTORNEYS,
I TERMINATED HIM,

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WHICH I'M ENTITLED TO DO.
IT'S AT-WILL EMPLOYMENT,

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MY WILL BEING DISPOSITIVE.

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AND THEN HE FILED A CLAIM
LIKE A SNIVELY, HORRIBLE MAN!

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WHAT DID YOU FIRE HIM FOR?

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HE TURNED OUT TO BE
A SCIENTOLOGIST, FULL-BLOWN!

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JERRY, WE DO HAVE A LITTLE THING
CALLED FREEDOM OF RELIGION.

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OH, I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY SHOULD
I HAVE TO WORK WITH ONE?

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I DON'T LIKE
THIS SCIENTOLOGY BUSINESS.

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YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!

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BRAD.
SALLY?

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YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.

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I KNOW.
(squeals)

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SALLY.
IT'S HER,
ANDROGO-WOMAN.

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HOW YOU DOING, OLD MAN?
(squeals)

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THIS IS OPPOSING COUNSEL?
(squeals)

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***

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***

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YOU READY?

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YEP.

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LOOK AT ME.

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(sighs)

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I CAN PROBABLY GET US OUT OF
THIS RIGHT NOW WITH MURDER TWO,

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8 TO 12 YEARS.

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NO.

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MURDER ONE MEANS LIFE.

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ARE WE GOING TO LOSE?

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WE MAY.

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I DIDN'T KILL HER, MR. COHO,

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AND I'M NOT ACCEPTING ANY PLEA
THAT SAYS I DID.

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OKAY, LET'S GO.

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OH, MY GOD.

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STAY TIGHT.
NO COMMENT.

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OKAY.

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(reporters all talking at once)

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(Harvey Levin) MR. COHO,
ONE QUICK QUESTION.
RIKKI KLIEMAN.

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SCOTT, IS YOUR FATHER GOING
TO TESTIFY FOR OR AGAINST YOU?

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JEFFREY, JOAN RIVERS.
WHO ARE YOU WEARING?

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WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO SAY?
GET OUT OF MY WAY, BARBARA.

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THIS IS YOUR OWN SON.
YOU WOULD NEVER LET HIM
BE MY SON.

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YOU ARE GONNA GIVE TESTIMONY
AGAINST YOUR OWN SON...
IF I HAD RAISED HIM,
HE WOULDN'T BE HERE NOW!

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JUST TO GET BACK AT ME!
(Denise) BARBARA!

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(whispers) I WILL NOT
LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS.

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BARBARA.

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(reporters all talking at once)

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I REALLY, REALLY APOLOGIZE.
YOU APOLOGIZE?

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I DIDN'T TELL HER ANYTHING
THAT WOULD COMPROMISE YOUR CASE,

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I DON'T THINK.
YOU COMPROMISED YOURSELF,

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WHICH WILL COMPROMISE
OUR CASE.

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I REALLY, REALLY APOLOGIZE.

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LOOK, I PROMISE I WILL BE
THE BEST WITNESS

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YOU'VE EVER HAD.

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THE DRIVEWAY WAS
A CRUSHED GRAVEL.

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WE WERE ABLE TO LIFT
VARIOUS TIRE TRACKS,

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ALL OF WHICH BELONGED
TO THE DEFENDANT'S CAR,

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THE VICTIM'S
AND THE VICTIM'S HUSBAND.

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NOBODY ELSE.

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AND, UH, WHAT EVIDENCE
DID YOU FIND IN THE HOUSE?

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THE ONLY PRINTS INSIDE THE HOUSE
WERE MR. HOOPER'S,

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NONE OF THE DEFENDANT, WHICH
IS ODD, SINCE HE WAS THERE.

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NO PRINTS OF THE VICTIM EVEN.

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WHAT DID THAT TELL YOU?
THAT SOMEONE WAS METICULOUS
IN WIPING AWAY THE EVIDENCE.

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EVEN THE BODY
HAD BEEN WIPED

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WITH WHAT APPEARED
TO BE A TOWELETTE.

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ANY EVIDENCE AT ALL
ON THE BODY?
MICROSCOPIC TRACES

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OF HIS SEMEN
AND OIL SECRETIONS.

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THE DEFENDANT'S?
AND NOBODY ELSE.

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HOW DID YOU FIRST LEARN
THAT MY CLIENT

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WAS IN THE HOUSE
THAT NIGHT?

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HE TOLD US.

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HE CAME TO YOU ON HIS OWN
TO VOLUNTEER THE INFORMATION.
YES.

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AND OTHER THAN SCOTT LITTLE
BEING IN THE HOUSE THAT NIGHT,

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YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE,
PHYSICAL OR OTHERWISE,

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CONNECTING HIM TO THE CRIME,
DO YOU?

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WE HAVE A VIDEO OF HIM
CONFESSING TO HIS THERAPIST

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THAT HE HAD DREAMS
OF KILLING HER.
YES, OF COURSE, THE VIDEO.

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ONCE YOU SAW THAT, SCOTT LITTLE
WAS YOUR MAN, WASN'T HE?

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HE WAS THE MAIN SUSPECT.
THE MAIN SUSPECT?

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WHO WERE THE OTHER SUSPECTS?
HE WAS THE ONLY VIABLE ONE.

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WHO WERE THE OTHERS WHO
TURNED OUT TO BE NONVIABLE?

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HE WAS THE ONLY ONE
WE CONSIDERED SERIOUSLY.

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HE WAS THE ONLY ONE YOU
CONSIDERED AT ALL, WASN'T HE?

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BECAUSE ONCE YOU SAW THAT VIDEO,
IT WAS CASE CLOSED.

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BECAUSE IF A PERSON DREAMS
OR HARBORS FANTASIES

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OF KILLING SOMEBODY,

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WELL, THAT'S FOOLPROOF EVIDENCE.
CASE CLOSED.

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OBJECTION!
SUSTAINED.

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WE HAVE MORE THAN THE SUSPECT'S
DREAMS OF KILLING HER.

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HE WAS IN THE HOUSE
THE NIGHT OF THE MURDER.

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BUT HE LEFT BEFORE THE MURDER.
WE DON'T KNOW THAT.

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THE CORONER STATED THAT AFTER
MRS. HOOPER WAS HIT ON THE HEAD

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SHE LIKELY DIED WITHIN MINUTES.

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THE TIME OF DEATH WAS
BETWEEN 10:15 AND 10:30,

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BUT SCOTT LITTLE WAS AT HOME
IN HIS HOUSE BY 9:30.

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ACCORDING TO HIS MOTHER.
CAN YOU REFUTE THE MOTHER?

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CAN YOU PROVE THAT HE WAS
IN THE HOUSE AFTER 9:00?

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NO, BUT I DON'T NEED--
THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.

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NOW MRS. HOOPER WAS HAVING
OTHER AFFAIRS, WASN'T SHE?

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SHE WASN'T COMMITTING ADULTERY
ONLY WITH SCOTT LITTLE?

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SHE WAS SEEING TWO OTHER MEN.
THAT YOU KNEW OF.

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BOTH OF WHOM
HAD VERIFIED ALIBIS.

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CAN YOU PROVE THAT THESE WERE
THE ON TWO OTHER MEN

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THAT MRS. HOOPER WAS SEEING?

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CAN I PROVE IT? NO.

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THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.

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NOTHING FURTHER.

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MR. WINANT,
I THINK WE'LL BREAK HERE

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AND RESUME AGAIN TOMORROW
WITH YOUR NEXT WITNESS.

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MR. WINANT, WHO DO YOU CALL?

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THE PROSECUTION CALLS
JUDGE BRIAN HOOPER.

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$1 MILLION?

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THE JOB PAID
THREE AND A QUARTER.

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WHEN PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS
ASK HIM WHY HE WAS FIRED, HE'S--

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(laughs) WE'RE NOT GONNA GIVE
YOU A MILLION DOLLARS, SALLY.

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THEN I GUESS WE GO TO COURT.

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SINCE THE DAY YOU LEFT,
I'VE LONGED TO GO HEAD-TO-HEAD.

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00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,775
YOU CAN'T WIN THIS, ALAN.

219
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,144
FREEDOM OF RELIGION,
IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGIES.

220
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,614
I SUPPOSE WE COULD WAGER.

221
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,685
LOSER HAS TO SLATHER THE WINNER
IN MAPLE SYRUP

222
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,653
AND THEN LICK IT OFF.

223
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:57,691
WINNER GETS TO SLATHER
THE LOSER WITH MAPLE SYRUP

224
00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:01,128
AND THEN LICK IT OFF.

225
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,965
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.

226
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,739
BRAD.
SALLY.

227
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,907
IT'S REALLY NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

228
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,744
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GRAB
SOME DINNER SOMETIME, CATCH UP?
I WAS NEVER BEHIND.

229
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,746
I'M NOT THE SAME GIRL
YOU WENT OUT WITH, BRAD.

230
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,714
I'D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW
THE NEW GIRL.

231
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,983
(whispers) I THINK
HE'S MAKING HIS MOVE.

232
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,952
(sighs)

233
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,024
I USED TO DATE THAT WOMAN.

234
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,894
THAT GIVES ME THE FIRST RIGHT
TO REDATE HER.

235
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,729
I SEE.
WELL, SINCE WE'RE PLAYING

236
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,798
BY HIGH SCHOOL RULES,
I DATED HER AFTER YOU DID.

237
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,133
NO, YOU HAD A PRURIENT AFFAIR
WITH HER

238
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,836
WHEN SHE WAS ON THE REBOUND
FROM ME, AND THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

239
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,838
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO,
WRESTLE ME FOR HER?

240
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,974
HANDS OFF MY EX-GIRL.

241
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,014
(chuckles)

242
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,150
***

243
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:03,056
HANDS, HOW'S IT GOING?

244
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,125
FINE.

245
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,161
I PREFER TO BE CALLED
"JERRY."

246
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,297
OF COURSE YOU DO.

247
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,000
AND MAY I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
MM.

248
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,702
WELL, THIS MAY BE
THE MAD COW SPEAKING,

249
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,270
BUT DIDN'T WE FIRE YOU?

250
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:21,708
I LEFT UNDER
UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES.

251
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,277
OH, WELL, NOT TO WORRY.

252
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,279
ACTUALLY, IT CAUSED ME
A LOT OF WORRY, MR. CRANE.

253
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:29,249
BUT NOW I'VE MANAGED
TO REESTABLISH MYSELF.

254
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,851
I'VE STARTED MY OWN FIRM.

255
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,353
OH, THERE YOU GO.
BUT NOW
I'VE TOTALLY BLOWN IT.

256
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,155
I'VE LOST IT ALL,
SO NOT TO WORRY.

257
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,358
(Alan) JERRY, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LOSE YOUR FIRM.

258
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,793
OF COURSE I AM, ALAN.

259
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,495
I FIRED A MAN
BECAUSE OF HIS RELIGION.

260
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,431
I WENT TO THREE LAWYERS
BEFORE YOU,

261
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,766
BECAUSE I SO DIDN'T WANT
TO BOTHER YOU AGAIN,

262
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,903
AND THEY ALL TOLD ME
I CAN'T WIN.

263
00:12:49,937 --> 00:13:02,182
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOSE
YOUR FIRM.

264
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,218
***

265
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,490
HE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
WITH MY WORK.

266
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,360
JUST THE OPPOSITE.
HE TOLD ME I COULD MAKE PARTNER.

267
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,762
THEN SUDDENLY, HE FIRED ME.
DID HE GIVE YOU A REASON?

268
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,297
HE SAID MY BEING A SCIENTOLOGIST
WASN'T COMMENSURATE

269
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,133
WITH THE IMAGE HE WANTED
HIS LAW FIRM TO PROJECT.

270
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,903
HE CALLED MY RELIGION "YUCK."
YOUR EXACT WORDS.

271
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:26,039
MR. KARNES, HE CLAIMS YOU WERE
OUTSPOKEN ABOUT YOUR RELIGION.

272
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,375
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I TALKED ABOUT IT.

273
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,377
I DID NOT GET ON ANY SOAPBOX.

274
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,880
TALKED ABOUT IT IN THE OFFICE?
YES, BUT I WASN'T TRYING
TO CONVERT ANYONE.

275
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,382
I CERTAINLY WASN'T A ZEALOT.

276
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,918
HE JUST HAD A PROBLEM
WITH MY PARTICULAR FAITH,

277
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,153
AND HE SAID SO.
(hoots)

278
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,554
THANK YOU.

279
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,394
(Alan) SCIENTOLOGY
WAS INVENTED BY...

280
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,296
(Karnes) L. RON HUBBARD.

281
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,932
WHO STARTED OUT
AS A SCIENCE FICTION WRITER.

282
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,300
HE SAID, AND I QUOTE,

283
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,937
"WRITING FOR A PENNY A WORD
IS RIDICULOUS.

284
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,539
"IF A MAN REALLY WANTED
TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS,

285
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,441
HE'D START HIS OWN RELIGION."

286
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,144
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE YOU TAKE
THAT QUOTE WAY OUT OF CONTEXT.

287
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,578
EH, PEOPLE LIKE ME?

288
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,514
DOES THAT MEAN NONBELIEVERS?

289
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,949
OR LAWYERS?

290
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,951
FOOT FETISHISTS?
OBJECTION.

291
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,120
MR. KARNES,
WHAT'S AN ENGRAM?

292
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,088
AN ENGRAM IS BASICALLY
A PSYCHIC SCAR.

293
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,191
IT'S THE, UH, ORIGIN
OF ILLNESS.

294
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,027
AND AS I UNDERSTAND IT,

295
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,563
UH, LIFE,
ACCORDING TO SCIENTOLOGY,

296
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:27,567
IS ALL ABOUT RIDDING YOURSELF
OF THESE, UH, ENGRAMS.

297
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,470
YOU DO THIS BY PURSUING
A PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT KNOWN...

298
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,605
UH, HELP ME OUT.

299
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,541
THE BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM.

300
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:38,145
AND AT EACH STAGE
OF THE BRIDGE,

301
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,847
YOU ARE AUDITED BY
A SENIOR CHURCH MEMBER,

302
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,251
WHO HOOKS YOU UP
TO SOME ELECTRONIC DEVICE.

303
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,853
AN ELECTRO-PSYCHOMETER.
IS IT PAINFUL?

304
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,121
NO.

305
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:52,025
AND AFTER YOU GO THROUGH
ALL THE STAGES,

306
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,394
UH, YOU BECOME
AN OPERATING THETAN--

307
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,263
THEETAN? THETAN?

308
00:14:56,296 --> 00:15:00,133
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND O.T.s,
AS THEY'RE CALLED,

309
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,869
ARE SAID TO BE ABLE TO
COMMUNICATE WITH ANIMALS,

310
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,038
MOVE INANIMATE OBJECTS,

311
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,640
LEAVE THEIR BODIES AT WILL.

312
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,978
YOU HOPE TO DO THAT?
ONE DAY.

313
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,246
ARE THETANS IMMORTAL?

314
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,914
IT'S BEEN SAID.

315
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,216
WELL, IN FACT,

316
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,651
MOST SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVE
BROTHER HUBBARD WILL RETURN.

317
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,421
AND CHRISTIANS BELIEVE
JESUS WILL COME AGAIN.

318
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,556
ARE THEY ALL NUTS?
MOST.

319
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,494
SCIENTOLOGISTS ALSO BELIEVE
THAT 75 MILLION YEARS AGO

320
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,963
AN EVIL GALACTIC WARLORD--

321
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,898
AND HERE'S WHERE

322
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,034
I CAN ALMOST TASTE
THE MAPLE SYRUP--

323
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,603
AN EVIL WARLORD
BY THE NAME OF XENU

324
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,172
DUMPED 13 TRILLION ALIENS
FROM DIFFERENT PLANETS

325
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,941
INTO THE EARTH'S VOLCANOES

326
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,977
AND THEN VAPORIZED THEM
WITH H-BOMBS.

327
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:47,047
YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THIS?
YES.

328
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,548
AND THE RADIOACTIVE SOULS

329
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,450
OF THESE POOR, VAPORIZED
ALIEN CREATURES

330
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,352
CONTINUE TO ENTER
INTO OUR BODIES,

331
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,288
IMPLANTING ENGRAMS
AND FALSE IDEAS ABOUT CHRIST

332
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,057
AND GOD AND PSYCHIATRY,

333
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,592
AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
TO PURGE OURSELVES

334
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,062
OF ALL OF THESE ENGRAMS.

335
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,598
YES.
AND WHEN ONE RELEASES
AN ENGRAM,

336
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,600
THE ERASURE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED
BY YAWNS OR TEARS,

337
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,602
SWEAT, ODOR,

338
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,706
PANTING, URINE, VOMITING
AND OTHER EXCRETA.

339
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,142
YOU'VE HEARD THIS?
YES.

340
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,644
SO BASICALLY EVERY TIME YOU
PISS, PUKE OR CRAP,

341
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,646
YOU'RE A STEP CLOSER
TO IMMORTALITY.
OBJECTION.

342
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,648
(passes gas)

343
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,551
GETTING CLOSER AS I SPEAK.

344
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,253
OBJECTION.

345
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,656
***

346
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,493
JUDGE BRIAN HOOPER,
THE HUSBAND OF THE VICTIM,

347
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,628
IS ON THE STAND
AS WE SPEAK.

348
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,697
YOU'LL REMEMBER
HE DISCOVERED THE BODY.

349
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,467
WE PLAYED HIS FRANTIC 9-1-1 CALL
FOR YOU

350
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,470
ON AN AVERAGE OF 36 TIMES
A NIGHT.

351
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,205
IT NEVER GETS OLD.
HEY!

352
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,241
I'M STANDING HERE.
WELL, DROP DEAD, CRIME SLUT.

353
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,711
TAKE FIVE. LADIES...

354
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:56,116
DENNY CRANE,
AS I LIVE AND DROOL.

355
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,518
GOT YOUR OWN TV SHOW?
WOW.

356
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,987
YES, I DO, AND I DON'T NEED
THE LIKES OF YOU,

357
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,056
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
COME ON, GRACIE.

358
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,058
YOU'RE ON THIS CAMPAIGN
TO CONVICT MY CLIENT.

359
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,694
A LITTLE RESIDUAL ANGER?
(chortles) DON'T FLATTER
YOURSELF, YOU BIG GOAT.

360
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,996
COME ON, YOU AND ME.

361
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,100
TEN MINUTES OF CHUBBY SEX.
OH!

362
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,668
WHERE HAD YOU BEEN, SIR,
PRIOR TO COMING HOME THAT NIGHT?

363
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,171
I HAD BEEN OUT TO DINNER.

364
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,407
I STOPPED BY MY CHAMBERS
TO GET SOME MATERIALS,

365
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,442
AND I PROCEEDED HOME,

366
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,277
ARRIVING THERE AROUND 11:00.

367
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,746
DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENDANT
SCOTT LITTLE?

368
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,749
YES, I DO.
HE WAS MY WIFE'S LAW CLERK.

369
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,684
YOU KNOW HIM PERSONALLY?
SOME.

370
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,753
HE ALWAYS STRUCK ME
AS EXTREMELY UNSTABLE.

371
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,388
(low voice) OBJECT.

372
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,557
YOU'VE LEARNED THAT
MR. LITTLE AND YOUR WIFE

373
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,759
HAD BEEN CARRYING ON
AN ADULTEROUS AFFAIR.
YES.

374
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,694
WHEN DID YOU LEARN THIS,
SIR?
THE DAY OF HER DEATH.

375
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,530
MY THERAPIST,

376
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,699
WHO IS ALSO THE DEFENDANT'S
THERAPIST, INFORMED ME.

377
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,502
WHAT OCCASIONED YOUR THERAPIST
TO TELL YOU THIS,

378
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,538
BETRAYING SCOTT LITTLE'S
PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY?

379
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,440
HE SUDDENLY FEARED MR. LITTLE
MIGHT HARM MARCIA.

380
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,442
HE GAVE ME A DISC.

381
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,077
IT SHOWED THE DEFENDANT
FANTASIZING ABOUT KILLING HER.

382
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,313
HE THOUGHT IT WAS NOTHING MORE
THAN A FANTASY,

383
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:04,517
BUT HE COULDN'T BE SURE,
AND HE BECAME CONCERNED.

384
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,287
AFTER YOU SAW THIS DISC,
WHAT DID YOU DO?

385
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,822
I CALLED MARCIA,
TOLD HER OF THE THREAT.

386
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,159
WE ARGUED OVER THE AFFAIR,

387
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,395
AND WE AGREED TO TALK
THAT NIGHT

388
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,365
WHEN I GOT HOME.

389
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,834
BUT...

390
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,572
THAT TALK OBVIOUSLY
NEVER TOOK PLACE.

391
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,278
(voice breaks)
WHEN I GOT HOME...

392
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,613
(softly sobs)

393
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,416
UM, I'M SORRY.

394
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,419
YOUR HONOR,
PERHAPS A SHORT BREAK.

395
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,288
(mouths word)

396
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,755
"A SHORT BREAK"?

397
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,724
HE WANTS TO GIVE THE JURY
TIME TO ABSORB THE TESTIMONY.

398
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,260
I DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD CROSS HIM.

399
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,262
WE HAVE TO CROSS HIM,
DENISE.

400
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,364
THIS WHOLE THING COULD JUST
BLOW UP IN OUR FACES.

401
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,734
HE'S A VIABLE SUSPECT.
WE HAVE TO TAKE THE SHOT.

402
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,504
***

403
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,339
NOW COMES THE DIFFICULT PART.

404
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,241
YOU CAN PLAN ON
HER CROSS-EXAMINING YOU

405
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,142
QUITE VIGOROUSLY, JERRY.
I'M READY.

406
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,246
LAST NIGHT I PRACTICED
IN A MOCK TRIAL SETTING.

407
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,381
I'M READY.
YOU PRACTICED?

408
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,317
MM.
WHO QUESTIONED YOU?

409
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,453
WELL, PATTY.

410
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,554
PATTY?

411
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,688
THE DOLL?

412
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,658
SHE DIDN'T REALLY
QUESTION ME.

413
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,560
I SUPPLIED THE QUESTIONS.

414
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,729
BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE
ANDROGO-WOMAN A LITTLE.

415
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,332
IT WAS VERY HELPFUL.
OKAY.

416
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,900
ALAN, DON'T YOU THINK

417
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,271
THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY?

418
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,473
WELL, IT HADN'T OCCURRED
TO ME.

419
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,376
JOANNA THE SEX THERAPIST
TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY

420
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,279
I'D ENCOUNTER
A REAL, LIVE PATTY.

421
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,348
PERHAPS IT'S SALLY.

422
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,517
OH, DEAR.

423
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:50,623
***

424
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,327
***

425
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,897
I LIKED HIM PERSONALLY,

426
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,601
BUT HIS RAMBLINGS WERE BECOMING
MORE AND MORE ABERRANT.

427
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,670
COULD YOU GIVE US
AN EXAMPLE, PLEASE?

428
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,639
WELL, HE IMPUGNED ME
FOR TAKING MEDICATION.

429
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,942
THEN THERE WAS THE BUSINESS
ABOUT THE ALIENS.

430
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,211
HE'D REQUEST TIME OFF

431
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,747
TO GET HIS BODY AUDITED

432
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,749
BY THESE
ELECTRO-PSYCHOMETER MACHINES.

433
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,619
THEY BELIEVE MAN EVOLVED
FROM A CLAM.

434
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,753
A CLAM?

435
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,755
THE PROBLEM WAS
HE'D TALK ABOUT IT OPENLY.

436
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,791
HE WAS LOSING CREDIBILITY
AS A LAWYER,

437
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,560
CAUSING MY FIRM
TO LOSE CREDIBILITY.

438
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,729
THE LAW BUSINESS IS TOUGH.

439
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,732
HE WAS MAKING A MOCKERY
OF MINE.

440
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,901
HE EVER COMMIT
ANY LEGAL MALPRACTICE?

441
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,803
NO, HE'S AN EXCELLENT ATTORNEY,

442
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,871
BUT WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT
HIS RELIGION--

443
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,341
IT REFLECTED POORLY
ON THE FIRM.
I BELIEVE IN RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.

444
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,210
WHAT IF ONE OF
YOUR ASSOCIATES WAS HINDU

445
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,546
AND WORSHIPPED A COW,
WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?

446
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,781
UH, I THINK SO.

447
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,883
WHAT ABOUT CHRISTIANITY?

448
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,919
WHAT IF ONE OF
YOUR ASSOCIATES BELIEVED

449
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,622
THAT JESUS ACTUALLY WALKED
ON WATER,

450
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,790
OR THAT MOSES PARTED
THE RED SEA,

451
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,893
OR THAT NOAH'S ARK ACTUALLY HELD
60 MILLION ANIMALS?

452
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,863
I DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING
IN THE BIBLE LITERALLY.

453
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,465
WHAT IF ONE OF
YOUR LAWYERS DID?
(squeaks)

454
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,767
YOUR HONOR, SHE'S MAKING FUN
OF CHRISTIANITY.

455
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,769
IT'S UNPATRIOTIC.

456
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:13,806
I'M CONCERNED
IT'LL HURT THE TROOPS.
MR. SHORE, SIT DOWN.

457
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,842
WHAT IF ONE OF
YOUR EMPLOYEES BELIEVED,

458
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,810
INSTEAD OF THE SOUL OF
AN ALIEN ENTERING OUR BODIES,

459
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,846
IT WAS THE DEVIL?

460
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,914
WOULD YOU FIRE SOMEBODY
FROM YOUR FIRM

461
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,517
BECAUSE THEY SPOKE OPENLY
ABOUT THAT?

462
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,753
I AM SORRY, YOUR HONOR.
THIS WOMAN IS CLEARLY A JEW.

463
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,456
YOU OBJECT TO HER
BEING JEWISH?

464
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,792
I'M SURE SOMEBODY HERE MUST.

465
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:38,498
I DON'T MEAN TO TELL YOU
HOW TO PRACTICE LAW,

466
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,567
BUT AT LEAST SOME OF THE PEOPLE
IN THAT JURY BOX

467
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,868
GO TO CHURCH OR TEMPLE.

468
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,737
YOU CAN'T BE LAUNCHING A BROAD
ATTACK ON RELIGION LIKE THAT.

469
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,574
IT'LL ALIENATE US!
JERRY, I HAVE TO LAUNCH
A BROAD ATTACK.

470
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,377
WHY? THIS IS
MY CAREER ON THE LINE.

471
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,380
IF WE SINGLE OUT SCIENTOLOGY,
THAT WOULD MAKE US BIGOTS.

472
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,914
ARE WE BIGOTS, JERRY?

473
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,420
THE WIDOWER REPORTEDLY
WILL BE CROSS-EXAMINED

474
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,022
NOT BY JEFFREY COHO
BUT CLAIRE SIMMS,

475
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,692
THE LITTLE PRINCESS
WHO SITS NEXT TO HIM.

476
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,294
ASK ME, I DON'T KNOW WHY
THEY'RE CROSSING HIM AT ALL.

477
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,296
IT WAS A...
(turns off TV)

478
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,467
DID YOU TALK TO HER?
I GAVE HER MY BEST SHOT.

479
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,335
YOU HAD SEX WITH HER.

480
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,837
CHEAP SEX, THE BEST KIND.

481
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:21,474
WHAT ABOUT BETHANY?
WOULDN'T SHE OBJECT?
A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS.

482
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,876
A GENTLEMAN MIGHT WANT
TO LOOK DOWN.

483
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,613
NO WAY.
WAY.

484
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,417
I KNEW YOU WERE THERE.

485
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:33,853
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.

486
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,823
DENNY, IF SHE'S GOING TO BE
THE SEVENTH ONE,

487
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,826
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO GO AFTER HER.

488
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,098
PUMPKIN...

489
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,768
***

490
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,069
I TESTIFY NEXT

491
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,739
AFTER JUDGE HOOPER'S
CROSS-EXAMINATION.

492
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,974
I'M VERY NERVOUS, OF COURSE,

493
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,577
BEING A CHIEF
PROSECUTORIAL WITNESS.

494
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,579
WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO SAY?

495
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:02,649
MR. WINANT HAS ASKED ME NOT TO
MAKE ANY ANTICIPATORY REMARKS.

496
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,785
HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO DEFUSE
MY THUNDER, OF COURSE.

497
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:09,722
SUFFICE IT TO SAY,
I'M A VERY BIG COG.

498
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,825
YOUR HONOR,
MY NAME IS CLAIRE SIMMS,

499
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,562
AND FIRST LET ME CONVEY
MY SYMPATHY FOR YOUR LOSS.

500
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,498
WHY DON'T YOU DIRECT
THAT SENTIMENT TO THE JURY,

501
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,534
SINCE IT'S FOR THEIR BENEFIT
THAT YOU EXPRESS IT?

502
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:23,836
OKAY.

503
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,371
(clears throat)

504
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,707
YOU SAID YOU REGARDED
MY CLIENT AS UNSTABLE.

505
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,109
DID YOUR WIFE SHARE
THIS VIEW?

506
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,512
I WOULDN'T KNOW.

507
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,081
WELL, WOULD IT BE LIKE HER TO
HAVE AFFAIRS WITH UNSTABLE MEN?

508
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:38,851
DID YOUR WIFE HAVE AFFAIRS
WITH OTHER MEN, YOUR HONOR?

509
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,687
NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE.

510
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,522
YOU NEVER HEARD RUMORS
THAT SHE DID?

511
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,858
I LEND NO CREDENCE
TO RUMORS, COUNSEL.

512
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:48,895
YOU SAY YOU RELAYED
SCOTT'S FANTASY TO YOUR WIFE

513
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,663
THE AFTERNOON OF HER DEATH?

514
00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:54,567
YES.
AND SHE UNDERSTOOD YOU
CLEARLY?

515
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,603
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?

516
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,905
WELL, SHE MADE LOVE TO HIM
THAT NIGHT.

517
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,139
HE PROBABLY RAPED HER.

518
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:03,142
THERE WAS NO SIGN
OF FORCED INTERCOURSE.

519
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,878
PERHAPS SHE DIDN'T TAKE
HIS FANTASY SERIOUSLY.

520
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:07,947
WE'D HAVE TO ASK HER.
HMM.

521
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:11,851
HE'S GOT KEYS TO YOUR HOUSE,
HER CHAMBERS,

522
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,621
AND YOU FELT HE WAS UNSTABLE,

523
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:17,690
EMOTIONALLY TROUBLED, AND NOW
YOU LEARN OF THIS FANTASY.

524
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:20,760
I DON'T KNOW, IF IT'S SOMEONE
I LOVE, I TELL THE POLICE.

525
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,762
YOU TELL THE POLICE, SIR?
NO.

526
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,798
AND THAT NIGHT
YOU JUST WENT OUT TO DINNER.

527
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:28,801
NOW YOU SAID YOU GOT HOME
AT 11:00 THAT NIGHT.

528
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,504
YOUR NEIGHBOR LINCOLN MEYER
SAID HE SAW YOU

529
00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:34,841
DRIVE INTO YOUR GARAGE
BETWEEN 10:00 AND 11:00.
HE'S WRONG.

530
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,143
YOUR DINNER ENDED AT 9:00.
I HAD TO GO TO MY CHAMBERS.

531
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,045
ANYBODY SEE YOU THERE?
I DON'T KNOW.

532
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,447
MAYBE A SECURITY GUARD
AT THE COURTHOUSE.

533
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,518
I CHECKED.
I COULDN'T FIND ANYBODY.

534
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,820
I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU
THIS QUESTION, JUDGE.

535
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:50,757
DID YOU KILL YOUR WIFE?

536
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:54,160
(gallery murmurs)

537
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:57,697
HOW DARE YOU?
WELL, YOU LEARN
SHE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR,

538
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,899
AND YOU'RE TOLD THE KID
SHE'S HAVING IT WITH

539
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:02,468
FANTASIZES ABOUT KILLING HER.

540
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,004
AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU GO OUT TO DINNER THAT NIGHT.

541
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:07,874
NOBODY CAN ACCOUNT
FOR YOUR WHEREABOUTS

542
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,508
BETWEEN 9:00 AND 11:00.

543
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,578
IS IT POSSIBLE
THAT YOU WAITED

544
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:14,146
FOR SCOTT LITTLE
TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE

545
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,848
AND LEAVE A LITTLE SEMEN
AT THE SCENE,

546
00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:18,117
AFTER WHICH YOU WENT IN
AND KILLED HER?
OBJECTION!

547
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,152
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE HAVING
MARITAL PROBLEMS, WERE YOU NOT?

548
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,055
THE REASON SHE LEFT
DR. SIMON'S PRACTICE,

549
00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:25,825
HE FELT HE COULDN'T
ETHICALLY TREAT BOTH OF YOU,

550
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,261
BECAUSE IT POSED
A CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

551
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:39,972
***

552
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,709
IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M ATTRACT TO HER.

553
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,745
IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES
I HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.

554
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:48,247
I THINK YOU HAVE
SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS.

555
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,917
BETHANY, YOU AND I AREN'T
EVEN SEEING EACH OTHER YET.

556
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,852
AND I'M NOT GOING
TO SEE SOMEBODY

557
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,854
THAT THROWS HIS PENIS AROUND

558
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,923
LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE,

559
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,925
WHICH IT PROBABLY DID
50 YEARS AGO.
I PROMISE YOU,

560
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,093
ONCE I ENTER INTO
AN EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP,

561
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,195
I SLEEP WITH
VERY FEW PEOPLE.

562
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,998
YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS?

563
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:08,100
YOU'RE A DIRTY OLD MAN.

564
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,602
BETHANY!

565
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,239
I LIKE YOU.

566
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:16,008
CAN WE GIVE THIS A TRY?

567
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:19,612
YOU WOULD HAVE TO SERIOUSLY
CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.

568
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:22,715
***

569
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,784
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
FREEDOM OF RELIGION,

570
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,787
THE MOST BASIC OF
INDIVIDUAL LIBERTIES.

571
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:31,691
SCIENTOLOGY MAY SEEM
A LITTLE WACKY TO MR. ESPENSON.

572
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:32,859
SO WHAT?

573
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,761
WE NEVER HOLD RELIGION UP

574
00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,863
TO STANDARDS
OF REASONABLENESS.

575
00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:39,065
IF WE DID,
WHAT RELIGION COULD PASS?

576
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,801
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS
WON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR.

577
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,737
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES FORBID
SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

578
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,605
AND BUYING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

579
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:49,608
RADICAL ISLAMISTS
BLOW THEMSELVES UP

580
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,911
TO MEET VIRGINS IN HEAVEN.

581
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,646
THE HINDUS HAVE THEIR COW.

582
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,716
PEOPLE BELIEVE
IN ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

583
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,051
IT IS THEIR RIGHT TO DO SO
UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT.

584
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:02,354
BUT THE DEFENDANT DOESN'T WANT
TO AFFORD THAT LIBERTY

585
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:04,590
TO DOUGLAS KARNES

586
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,625
BECAUSE HE THINKS
THAT SCIENTOLOGY

587
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:08,294
IS JUST A LITTLE TOO OUT THERE,
I GUESS.

588
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,662
COME ON.

589
00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:14,300
FREEDOM OF RELIGION
MEANS JUST THAT.

590
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,602
OH, PLEASE.
IT'S A DUMB FREEDOM.

591
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,671
AN EMPLOYEE'S BEHAVIOR

592
00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,673
REFLECTS ON THEIR EMPLOYER,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.

593
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,641
IN THIS CASE, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT A LAW FIRM,

594
00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,911
A BUSINESS IN WHICH
CLIENTS LOOK FOR GOOD JUDGMENT,

595
00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:26,913
SOUND AND SANE COUNSEL.

596
00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,781
THIS GUY'S RUNNING AROUND SAYING
MAN EVOLVED FROM A BIG CLAM

597
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,850
AFTER GALACTIC WARLORDS
INVADED OUR VOLCANOES.

598
00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,885
HE'S A NUT JOB,
AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

599
00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,887
BUT I'M GETTING
A LITTLE TIRED

600
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,856
OF THIS FREEDOM OF RELIGION
THING.

601
00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,825
WHEN DID RELIGION GET
SUCH A GOOD NAME ANYWAY?

602
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,092
BE IT THE CRUSADES,

603
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,894
THE REFORMATION GENOCIDES,

604
00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:43,896
THE TROUBLES IN NORTHERN
IRELAND, THE MIDDLE EAST,

605
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,298
MASS SLAUGHTERS SUPPOSEDLY
IN THE NAME OF ALLAH,

606
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,134
AND THEN, OF COURSE,

607
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,802
THE OBLIGATORY
RECIPROCAL RETRIBUTIONS--

608
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,971
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
HAVE DIED

609
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,672
IN RELIGIOUS CONFLICTS.

610
00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,842
HITLER DID HIS BUSINESS
IN THE NAME OF HIS CREATOR.

611
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,410
9/11 WAS AN ACT OF
RELIGIOUS EXTREMISM.

612
00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:01,914
IT'S OUR GREATEST THREAT TODAY--
A HOLY JIHAD.

613
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,382
IF WE'RE NOT READY
TO STRIP RELIGION

614
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:05,351
OF ITS SACRED COW STATUS,

615
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:08,187
HOW ABOUT WE AT LEAST
SCALE BACK A LITTLE

616
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,357
ON THE CONSTITUTIONAL DOGMA
EXALTING IT AS ALL GET-OUT?

617
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,926
YOUR HONOR,
I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW

618
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,763
WHAT THIS HAS TO DO
WITH MY CLIENT BEING FIRED.
YOUR CLIENT WAS FIRED

619
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,965
BECAUSE HE ENTERED INTO
AN AT-WILL EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT,

620
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:21,768
HE ACTED LIKE
A COMPLETE LOON,

621
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:24,036
AND HE NOW TRIES
TO CLOAK HIMSELF

622
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:25,972
IN A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
THAT IS AS OVERPLAYED

623
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,706
AS IT IS MISAPPLIED.

624
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,909
EVERYBODY SHOULD GET
TO BELIEVE IN GOD,

625
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,078
PRAY TO HIS GOD,
WORSHIP HIS GOD, OF COURSE.

626
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:34,814
BUT TO IMPOSE HIM ON OTHERS,
TO VICTIMIZE OTHERS IN HIS NAME,

627
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,816
THE FOUNDING FATHERS
OF THIS COUNTRY

628
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:40,086
SET OUT TO PREVENT PERSECUTION,
NOT TO LICENSE IT.

629
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,021
AND FOR JERRY ESPENSON,

630
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:45,792
STRUGGLING WITH HIS LAW PRACTICE
TO MAKE ENDS MEET,

631
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,726
DON'T TELL ME
HE'S NOT VICTIMIZED

632
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,728
WHEN ONE OF HIS LAWYERS
BOUNCES AROUND

633
00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,931
TELLING CLIENTS
AND OTHER ATTORNEYS THAT

634
00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:54,967
ACCORDING TO HIS MOST RECENT
ELECTRO-PSYCHOMETER READING,

635
00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:56,836
HE'S GETTING CLOSER
TO IMMORTALITY,

636
00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:58,971
AT WHICH POINT HE'LL BE ABLE
TO LEAVE HIS BODY

637
00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,373
AND TALK TO ZEBRAS.

638
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,843
AT A CERTAIN POINT
WE HAVE TO SAY,

639
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,477
"ENOUGH WITH THIS FREEDOM OF
RELIGION CRAP. YUCK, YUCK!

640
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,413
YUCK."

641
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:11,984
***

642
00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:15,221
YES, I KNOW.
I'LL GET LETTERS.

643
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,795
NOT GOING TO STEAL
MY THUNDER.

644
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,397
SHE WAS A LOVELY WOMAN.
THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY.

645
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:28,801
I HOPE I CAN BE A COG
IN CONVICTING HER KILLER.

646
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:31,871
NOT GOING TO STEAL
MY THUNDER.

647
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,941
(Lincoln)
HE HAD HIS VERY OWN CLICKER.
(Winant) "CLICKER"?

648
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:38,144
A REMOTE SO HE COULD COVERTLY
PULL INTO HER GARAGE.

649
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,980
I'D SEE HIM PULL IN,
AND I'D WATCH HIM PULL OUT.

650
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:42,414
"HIM" BEING?

651
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:45,417
THE BOY.
THE BOY WAS HER FAVORITE.

652
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:48,120
AND BY "BOY," YOU MEAN
THE DEFENDANT SCOTT LITTLE?

653
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,823
MANY TIMES I'D LOOK THROUGH
THE WINDOW

654
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,825
AND SEE THEM DOING IT
LIKE APES.

655
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:55,862
YOU'D SEE THE DEFENDANT
AND MRS. HOOPER MAKE LOVE?

656
00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:56,996
IT WAS OFTEN ANGRY.

657
00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,331
ANGRY?
OH, YES.

658
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:02,168
SOMETIMES IT LOOKED LIKE
HE WAS TRYING TO HURT HER.

659
00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,904
AND SHE SEEMED
TO TAKE PLEASURE

660
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:07,173
IN THE PHYSICALITY
OF HIS WRATH.

661
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,142
IN FACT, I THINK SHE RATHER
GOT OFF ON FEELING PUNISHED.

662
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,879
HE SEEMED TO ENJOY
HURTING HER,

663
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:16,415
SO IT MADE FOR SOME
VERY PASSIONATE, APELIKE SEX.

664
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:17,783
(whispers)
THIS ISN'T GOOD.

665
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,819
NOW YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY
SEE THEM MAKE LOVE

666
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,054
THE NIGHT OF THE MURDER?
NO.

667
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:25,457
BUT I DEFINITELY SAW HIM
ARRIVE AT 8:00ish.

668
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,393
DID YOU SEE ANYBODY ELSE?
NO.

669
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,561
I'D SEEN OTHERS
ON VARIOUS OCCASIONS.

670
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:31,563
SOME HAD
THEIR OWN CLICKERS.

671
00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:34,300
BUT ON THE NIGHT OF THE MURDER,
ONLY HIM

672
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,801
AND THE HUSBAND,

673
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,939
WHO ARRIVED ABOUT 11:00,
I THINK.

674
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,008
THANK YOU, SIR.

675
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,510
(low voice)
WE'D BETTER GET THIS GUY.

676
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:48,014
YOU AND I HAVE HAD
SEVERAL CONVERSATIONS,

677
00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,149
HAVEN'T WE, LINCOLN?
WE HAVE.
I DON'T LIKE YOU.

678
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,318
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
THE LOVEMAKING WAS ANGRY.

679
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,320
DIDN'T I? SORRY.

680
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,522
I HAVE TO WONDER IF YOU WERE
SAVING THIS FOR TRIAL.

681
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:59,491
YOU'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT BEING
A BIG COG, AREN'T YOU, LINCOLN?

682
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,260
I'D SAY ANXIOUS,

683
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:04,830
ANXIOUS TO SEE HER BRUTAL
MURDERER BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.

684
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,199
YOU TOLD DENISE BAUER
YOU SAW THE HUSBAND GET HOME

685
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,968
BETWEEN 10:00 AND 10:30.

686
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,402
I SAID NO SUCH THING.

687
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,071
SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
TWISTED MY WORDS.

688
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:14,273
SHE TWISTED YOUR WORDS?
YES.

689
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,909
THAT'S WHAT ALL LAWYERS DO.

690
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,946
WERE YOU OBSESSED
WITH MARCIA HOOPER?
I WAS ENAMORED.

691
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,981
SHE WAS LOVELY.
WERE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER?

692
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,983
I ADORED HER.
WHY'D SHE GET
A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU?

693
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,552
HER HUSBAND.
IN HER AFFIDAVIT,
SHE CALLED YOU "SICK."

694
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:28,520
HE MADE HER
WRITE THOSE THINGS.

695
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,622
I'LL BET IT WAS KIND OF HARD
TO WATCH HER MAKE LOVE

696
00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:33,926
TO ALL THOSE MEN.
PEEPIES LOVE WATCHING.

697
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,628
YOU BROUGHT HER FLOWERS
A LOT.
SHE ADORED MY FLOWERS.

698
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:39,031
YET SHE CALLED YOU,
"SICK, UNBALANCED."

699
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,100
HIS WORDS!

700
00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,135
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
BROUGHT HER FLOWERS, LINCOLN?

701
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,604
I DON'T REALLY RECALL.

702
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:48,274
YOU GREW THESE FLOWERS?

703
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:50,876
IN MY GARDEN.
THEY'RE LOVELY.

704
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,445
YOUR FLOWERS AGAIN, LINCOLN?

705
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:58,384
SURE LOOK LIKE YOURS.

706
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,620
YOU WERE IN THE HOUSE,
LINCOLN.

707
00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:04,523
YOU GO IN AFTER SCOTT LEFT?
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

708
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,392
THESE ARE YOUR FLOWERS.

709
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,927
I GAVE THEM TO HER OUTSIDE
THAT AFTERNOON.

710
00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:12,264
OH, NOW YOU SUDDENLY REMEMBER.
YOU KILL HER, LINCOLN?
MR. COHO--

711
00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:14,633
CLEARLY SHE MADE YOU ANGRY.
SHE DID NOT MAKE ME ANGRY.

712
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:15,968
SHE CALLED YOU "SICK."
NO.

713
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,469
"UNBALANCED."
HIS WORDS.

714
00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:20,006
NO, MARCIA'S.
SHE WAS DRAWN TO ME.

715
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,374
DRAWN TO YOU,
AN EFFEMINATE LOSER

716
00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:24,410
WHO PLAYS
IN HIS GARDEN ALL DAY?

717
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,446
YOU'RE A PEEPING TOM,
FOR GOD'S SAKES!

718
00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:30,582
YOU SHOULD BE
A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!

719
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:33,519
YOU'RE A WEIRD LITTLE PERVERT!
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH,
YOU DIRTY MOUTH!

720
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:36,088
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
OR WHAT,
YOU'LL KILL ME?

721
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,557
OBJECTION!

722
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:51,437
SOMEBODY OUGHT TO WASH
YOUR DIRTY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP.

723
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:56,675
SOMEBODY OUGHT TO WASH
YOUR DIRTY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP.

724
00:32:56,708 --> 00:33:00,012
***

725
00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:10,089
DOES HE ALWAYS
PACE LIKE THAT?

726
00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,558
IF THEY COME BACK WITH
A NUMBER ABOVE THE POLICY,

727
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,260
HE'S OUT OF BUSINESS.
(hoots)

728
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,162
WHICH IS WHY
YOU SHOULD HAVE SETTLED.

729
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:18,064
AND WASTE ALL THAT SYRUP?

730
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:21,033
MADAM FOREPERSON,
THE JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT?

731
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,634
(woman) WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.
WHAT SAY YOU?

732
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:26,538
"WE THE JURY, IN THE MATTER
OF KARNES vs. ESPENSON,

733
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,707
FIND IN FAVOR
OF THE DEFENDANT."

734
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,009
OH, THANK GOD!
OH, MY GOD.

735
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:35,081
THANK YOU! THANK YOU ALL!
THANK YOU!

736
00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:37,983
(Judge Reese) THE COURT THANKS
THE JURY FOR ITS SERVICE.

737
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,419
YOU ARE DISMISSED.
(bangs gavel)

738
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:44,256
AND THANK YOU.

739
00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,358
SOMEDAY I'M GOING
TO PAY YOU BACK

740
00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:48,427
FOR YOUR CONTINUED KINDNESS,

741
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,729
YOU KIND, KIND MAN.

742
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:56,668
I'M GONNA GO NOW.
WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?

743
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:57,669
IT WOULD.

744
00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,738
OKAY.

745
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:09,115
CONGRATULATIONS.

746
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,719
I WILL BEAT YOU ONE DAY.

747
00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:16,322
I'D MUCH RATHER BE FLOGGED.

748
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,760
IF MEMORY SERVES ME,
ACCORDING TO OUR WAGER...

749
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:25,764
AH...

750
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,766
YOU LICK.

751
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:33,105
***

752
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,581
(Winant) WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
YOUR RELATIONSHIP

753
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,350
WITH YOUR SON
AS ESTRANGED?

754
00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,685
I WOULD DESCRIBE IT
AS ALMOST NONEXISTENT.

755
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,820
MY WIFE SAW TO THAT.

756
00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:51,590
YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE DIVORCED
WHEN SCOTT WAS 3.

757
00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:53,759
YES, AND I WAS GRANTED
VERY LITTLE ACCESS.

758
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,761
SHE CONTROLLED HIM.
SHE DOMINATED HIM,

759
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,296
ISOLATED HIM.
MR. SCHILLER,

760
00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:59,097
YOU TOLD POLICE YOU VISITED
YOUR EX-WIFE TWO MONTHS AGO.

761
00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,732
IT WASN'T A VISIT
SO MUCH AS AN ENCOUNTER.

762
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,701
SHE BROUGHT A CIVIL ACTION
TO GARNISH MY WAGES.

763
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,336
I WENT TO CONFRONT HER,

764
00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:07,439
AND AS I APPROACHED THE HOUSE,
I HEARD THEM ARGUING.

765
00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:08,574
WHO?

766
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,809
SCOTT AND HIS MOTHER.

767
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:13,412
COULD YOU HEAR
WHAT WAS BEING SAID?

768
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,614
YES, SHE WAS, UH,
SCREAMING AT HIM,

769
00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:19,185
SAYING THAT ADULTERY
WAS A SIN AND SO FORTH.

770
00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:21,787
SHE WAS ACCUSING HIM OF LOVING
WHOEVER THE WOMAN WAS,

771
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,689
AND HE WAS DENYING IT.

772
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:25,657
SO ACCORDING TO HIS MOTHER,

773
00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:27,659
SCOTT WAS IN LOVE
WITH THIS WOMAN.

774
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:29,161
OBJECTION.
CALLS FOR HEARSAY.

775
00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,396
EXCITED UTTERANCE.
I'LL ALLOW IT.

776
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:33,131
YOUR HONOR...
I'LL ALLOW IT.

777
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:36,268
MR. SCHILLER, PRIOR TO THE DAY
YOU HEARD THEM ARGUING,

778
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,537
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW YOUR SON?
TWO YEARS AGO.

779
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:41,273
IT WAS A FUTILE ATTEMPT
ON MY PART TO RECONNECT.

780
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:43,675
WE WENT ON A TRIP TOGETHER
TO NEW YORK.
IT DIDN'T GO WELL?

781
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:46,312
NO, WE HAD TO END IT
ABRUPTLY.

782
00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:48,680
COULD YOU TELL US
WHAT HAPPENED?

783
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:51,317
UM...

784
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,419
I, UH...

785
00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,754
I WAS OUT,

786
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:58,824
AND WHEN I RETURNED
TO THE HOTEL ROOM,

787
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:02,194
I INADVERTENTLY WALKED IN
ON HIM.

788
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:04,330
WHAT WAS HE DOING?

789
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:08,400
HE WAS GRATIFYING HIMSELF.

790
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,569
HE WAS MASTURBATING?
YES.

791
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,604
HE JUMPED UP.

792
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:15,707
WE PRETENDED I DIDN'T SEE
WHAT I SAW,

793
00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,776
AND HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

794
00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:21,380
AND I NOTICED ON THE BED
A PICTURE

795
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,682
AND A WOMAN'S SWEATER.

796
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,385
A PICTURE OF?

797
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:30,256
A NAKED WOMAN.

798
00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:32,924
DID YOU RECOGNIZE THE WOMAN
IN THE PHOTO?

799
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,161
YES.

800
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,264
IT WAS HIS MOTHER.

801
00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,832
(gallery murmurs)

802
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,335
AND IT WAS
ONE OF HER SWEATERS.

803
00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:44,903
AND THAT'S
WHEN I KNEW FOR SURE

804
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:47,806
WHAT I'D SUSPECTED
FOR A LONG TIME.
WHICH WAS?

805
00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:52,177
SCOTT WAS S-S-SEXUALLY ATTRACTED
TO HIS MOTHER.

806
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,712
(gallery murmurs)

807
00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:56,515
AND HE WAS DEEPLY IN LOVE
WITH HER.

808
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:58,550
UH, OBJECTION.

809
00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,218
OVERRULED.

810
00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:02,788
SCOTT LITTLE WAS IN LOVE
WITH HIS OWN MOTHER?

811
00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:04,256
YES.

812
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,858
AND WHEN I SAW THE PICTURE
OF THE VICTIM,

813
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,795
HOW MUCH
SHE LOOKED LIKE BARBARA,

814
00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:12,798
I REALIZED THAT SCOTT WAS
PROBABLY CARRYING ON

815
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:15,467
SOME SICK, TWISTED VERSION
OF THE LOVE AFFAIR

816
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:17,803
HE'D ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE
WITH HIS MOTHER,

817
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,638
FOR WHICH I BLAME HER!
OBJECTION--SPECULATION.

818
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,239
FOUNDATION?
SUSTAINED.

819
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:23,809
THE JURY WILL DISREGARD
THAT LAST STATEMENT.

820
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,244
MY SON IS VERY ILL.
OBJECTION!

821
00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:27,513
SUSTAINED.

822
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:30,215
MR. SCHILLER, YOU WILL NOT OFFER
PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTIMONY.

823
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,917
I HAVE NOTHING FURTHER.

824
00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,890
YOUR HONOR, I NEED MORE TIME.

825
00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:42,561
WE'LL ADJOURN AND RESUME
AT 9:00 TOMORROW MORNING.

826
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,463
(bangs gavel)

827
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:46,965
YOU CAN'T LET THE JURY
SLEEP ON THAT.

828
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,867
DENISE, I NEED MORE TIME.

829
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,837
(reporters all talking at once)

830
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,888
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.

831
00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:12,791
NOT, UH, NOT LIKE THAT.

832
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,761
HOW DID YOU GET

833
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,697
A NAKED PICTURE
OF ME, SCOTT?

834
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:21,266
YOU WERE SUNBATHING ONCE
BY THE POOL.

835
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,735
YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS HOME...
(clears throat)

836
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:25,937
AND I PHOTOGRAPHED YOU.
WHY?

837
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,839
YOU JUST, UM...

838
00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:31,943
THE SUN,
THE WAY THE LIGHT, UH...

839
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:37,416
I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE
FOR A GOOD PICTURE.

840
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,788
(Denise) SCOTT...

841
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:47,359
IS THIS WHAT YOU WERE AFRAID
WE WOULD DISCOVER

842
00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:49,695
IF WE OPENED
DR. SIMON'S FILES,

843
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:52,297
THAT YOU, UM, HAVE FEELINGS
FOR YOUR MOTHER?

844
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,500
OKAY, ICK AND DOUBLE ICK.

845
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:57,436
I THINK WE SHOULD MOVE FOR
A MISTRIAL ON UNFAIR SURPRISE.

846
00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,406
WE WON'T GET IT, BUT WE SHOULD
AT LEAST PRESERVE IT ON APPEAL.

847
00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:02,474
WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

848
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:04,443
YOU FILL OUT
YOUR CHANGE-OF-ADDRESS FORMS!

849
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,445
I DIDN'T KILL HER!
OH, GEE,
THERE'S SOME RAGE.

850
00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:08,580
YOU SHUT UP!

851
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:10,916
(clears throat)

852
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,625
(elevator bell dings)

853
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:26,532
(breathing heavily)

854
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,741
YOU CAN DO THIS,
YOU CAN DO THIS.

855
00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,409
MM.

856
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,881
(hoots)

857
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,618
MR. ESPENSON?

858
00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:49,921
I REALIZE THIS IS EXTREMELY,
EXTREMELY FORWARD OF ME,

859
00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:54,726
AND I APOLOGIZE DEEPLY
FOR ANY INTRUSION,

860
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,962
BUT YOU REMIND ME
SO VERY MUCH OF...

861
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,597
ALAN?

862
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,966
JERRY.

863
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,469
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
GOOD-BYE.

864
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,903
JERRY, WAIT.
(squeaks)

865
00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:07,739
JERRY...
(grunts)

866
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:08,907
JE--

867
00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:15,413
I FEEL SO BADLY FOR HIM.

868
00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:17,583
(Gracie Jane)
...A PROSECUTOR'S WET DREAM.

869
00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:21,453
TRUST ME, I KNOW...
THE COURAGE IT TOOK FOR HIM
TO ACTUALLY GO TO HER DOOR.

870
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:22,788
AWFUL.

871
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:25,591
FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIS MOM
LOOK-ALIKE AND...

872
00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:27,793
HE STILL HAS THE DOLL
AS BACKUP, RIGHT?

873
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,861
PLEASE, LET'S KEEP IN MIND

874
00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:32,030
HE GETS A PRESUMPTION
OF INNOCENCE,

875
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:34,099
'CAUSE NOTHING SAYS
"NOT GUILTY"

876
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:37,102
LIKE A PERVERT MAMA'S BOY WHO
DREAMS ABOUT COMMITTING MURDER.

877
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:38,804
(turns off TV)
MY GOD.

878
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,106
I THOUGHT YOU WIELDED
SOME INFLUENCE WITH THIS WOMAN.

879
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:43,475
WELL, SHE'S--SHE'S ALWAYS
HAD THAT PROBLEM.

880
00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:44,976
SHE SURRENDERS,

881
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:47,713
AND THEN SHE'S READY
TO GO BACK TO WAR AGAIN

882
00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,781
THE MINUTE
I WITHDRAW MY SOLIDER.

883
00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:52,918
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE HER
TO DINNER.
NO CAN DO.

884
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,820
I'M INVOLVED.

885
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,555
SORRY?

886
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:58,790
I ASKED BETHANY OUT.
WE'RE A COUPLE.

887
00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:00,659
THE LITTLE PERSON?

888
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,828
YEAH, SHE'S SO BRAZEN

889
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,763
AND BALLSY,
AND SHE TAKES NO PRISONERS.

890
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,732
SHE REMINDS ME OF SOMEBODY

891
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:08,834
I USED TO KNOW
YEARS AND YEARS AGO.
WHO?

892
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:12,437
ME.
OH, I LIKE HER, ALAN.

893
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,872
SOMETHING SPECIAL'S
HAPPENING HERE.

894
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,206
I FEEL GIDDY.

895
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,909
THE ONLY THING MORE EXCITING
THAN MEETING A NEW WOMAN

896
00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:19,911
IS RUNNING INTO AN OLD ONE.

897
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:22,113
SALLY HEEP.

898
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,817
WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOUNG GIRLS?
MM.

899
00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:28,019
WE LOOK AT OURSELVES
THROUGH THEIR EYES

900
00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:29,888
AND FEEL RELEVANT
INSTEAD OF...

901
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,757
OLD AND FAT.

902
00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:33,825
I MUST ADMIT, DENNY,

903
00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:36,494
I DON'T LIKE IT THAT
THERE'S A HUGE TRIAL GOING ON

904
00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,930
IN THIS FIRM, AND YOU AND I
AREN'T FRONT AND CENTER.

905
00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:41,199
MM.
IT MAKES IT
DIFFICULT TO REMEMBER

906
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:44,135
THAT IN LIFE,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

907
00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:52,811
WE HAVEN'T LOST IT, HAVE WE?
DON'T BE SILLY.

908
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,714
OH, WE MAY BE LESS RELEVANT,

909
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,949
BUT WE'RE RICH AND FAMOUS.

910
00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:01,553
WE STILL GOT IT, ALAN.

911
00:42:01,587 --> 00:42:03,822
OF COURSE WE DO.

912
00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:08,259
WHAT IS IT
WE STILL GOT?

913
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:10,195
YOUNG GIRLS.

914
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:14,199
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915
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:28,213
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916
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:29,748
NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...
(Alan) WHEN YOU JUST
JUMP UP AND LEAVE,

917
00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:32,117
IT MAKES ME FEEL CHEAP...
YOU'RE LEAVING?

918
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:34,152
DEVALUED...
WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW?

919
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:35,787
I'M IN TRIAL, ALAN.
SKANKY.

920
00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:38,223
SCOTT IS SEXUALLY OBSESSED
WITH HIS OWN MOTHER.

921
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:42,160
THAT WAS MOSTLY WHAT
I WAS TREATING HIM FOR.
MR. COHO, TAKE YOUR SEAT.

922
00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:44,162
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET,
MR. DIRTY MOUTH,

923
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:47,165
MR. LAWYER MAN DIRTY PANTS.
SO IN ADDITION
TO RISKING DISBARMENT,

924
00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:49,167
YOU MAY HAVE
GUARANTEED HIS CONVICTION.

925
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,136
YOU JUST COMMITTED A FRAUD
ON THE COURT.

926
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:52,871
TALK ABOUT REASONABLE DOUBT--
IT COULD'VE BEEN HIM,

927
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,641
COULD'VE BEEN HIM,
COULD'VE BEEN HER.

928
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:55,741
(man) WE THE JURY FIND
THE DEFENDANT SCOTT LITTLE...