1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:02,470 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,639 CLAIRE SIMMS, THIS IS CLARICE BELL, OUR CLIENT. 3 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:09,577 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT'S A BIG BLACK MAN IN A FROCK. 4 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:13,047 THIS IS DOLCE & GABBANA, YOU PISSY LITTLE BITCH. 5 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,049 I'M ALAN SHORE, CLARICE'S LAWYER. 6 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:18,419 YEAH, UH, UH, CLARICE WENT TO THE MARKET. 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:21,021 AND YOU WOULD BE? CLARENCE. 8 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,623 YOU GONNA HIT ME, BRAD? 9 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,260 ONE OF MY GOALS IN LIFE 10 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:28,529 IS TO GO TO ALL THE PLACES YOU'VE GONE AND-- 11 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,699 JUST DON'T GO TO SHIRLEY. SHE'S MINE. 12 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:37,705 *** 13 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,640 DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT AN APPOINTMENT. IT'S JUST THAT WITHOUT A SCHEDULED APPOINTMENT... 14 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,742 MY HUSBAND DIDN'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH DEATH. 15 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,577 THERE'S NOBODY HERE I CAN REALLY GET YOU IN TO SEE. 16 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:46,180 I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL I MEET WITH A LAWYER! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER? 17 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,715 THE SKINNY LITTLE THANG HERE WON'T TAKE MY BUSINESS 18 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,383 BECAUSE I'M BLACK. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. 19 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,752 I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE CASE. WELL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 20 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,621 WERE YOU HERE? WHAT'S GOING ON? 21 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:56,324 (whispers) EVIDENTLY, HER HUSBAND WAS STRUCK 22 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,326 AND KILLED BY LIGHTNING. SHE WANTS TO SUE GOD. AH. 23 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,693 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. 24 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,795 DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU TALKING ABOUT ME. MRS., UH... 25 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,431 I AM NOT LEAVING. 26 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,433 YOU GONNA HAVE TO BRING IN A BULLDOZER AND PLOW ME OUT. 27 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,401 I'M SURE THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. (whispers) LET ME JUST MEET WITH HER. 28 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,103 (low voice) ABSOLUTELY NOT. ANYBODY BUT YOU. 29 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:12,673 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I KNOW YOU, DENISE. 30 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,443 YOU'LL PROBABLY WIND UP TAKING THIS CASE. AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 31 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:19,280 WHERE IS MY LAWYER? TEN SECONDS, AND I SCREAM. (normal voice) NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT. 32 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,714 (screaming) ONE! OKAY! 33 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,816 (low voice) MEET WITH HER, BUT THAT'S IT. 34 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,786 (normal voice) BRAD! GO WITH DENISE. 35 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,289 MAKE SURE SHE DOES NOT TAKE THIS CASE. 36 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,626 ALAN... 37 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:35,229 SHIRLEY, I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOU. 38 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,630 WERE YOU NOW? 39 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,566 WELL, NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY. 40 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,501 YOUR DOLL. 41 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,636 I THOUGHT I OUGHT TO PUT IN SOME HARD HOURS 42 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,273 PRACTICING WITH HER IN PREPARATION 43 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,308 FOR FINDING YOU UNDER THE MISTLETOE 44 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,377 AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY AND STEMMING YOUR YULETIDE 45 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,778 WITH MY SKILLED AND DARTING TONGUE. 46 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,714 YOU ARE COMING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, 47 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,716 AREN'T YOU, SHIRLEY? I WOULDN'T DREAM OF MISSING IT. 48 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:57,451 WHAT'S THAT? 49 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,820 OH, THAT'S JUST A CASE I'M ASSIGNING, 50 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,823 SOMETHING SENIOR PARTNERS TEND TO DO ON OCCASION. 51 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,226 THIS IS ONE OF EDWIN POOLE'S CASES. 52 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,295 IT SEEMS TO HAVE SLIPPED THROUGH MY CRACKS, 53 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:10,364 SO I THOUGHT YOU'D FIND IT ESPECIALLY TASTY. AH. 54 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:11,465 WHAT KIND OF CASE? 55 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:14,302 A WOMAN IS TRYING TO GET CUSTODY 56 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,769 OF HER SISTER'S TWINS. 57 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:19,640 EVIDENTLY, THE LITTLE GIRLS ARE BUDDING COUNTRY MUSIC STARS, 58 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,643 AND THE WOMAN FEELS THAT THIS IS NO WAY TO RAISE CHILDREN. 59 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,378 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 60 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,314 SHE'S TRYING TO GET CUSTODY BECAUSE THE GIRLS SING? 61 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,649 THE SISTER, IT SEEMS, IS A BIT PROTECTIVE. 62 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,684 ANYWAY, WE REPRESENT THE MOTHER AND FATHER. 63 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,753 THE TRIAL STARTS TOMORROW, 64 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,523 AND YOU NEED TO MEET THE CLIENTS. WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION? 65 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,291 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 66 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:38,659 MY CHARACTER'S MOTIVATION. 67 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:41,229 I CAN'T JUST JUMP COLD INTO A CASE, SHIRLEY. 68 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,864 I NEED INCENTIVE. SUCH AS? 69 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,300 WELL... 70 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,702 LET'S SAY, IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO DRESS UP 71 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:52,406 AS A PLAYBOY BUNNY FOR THE CHRISTMAS PARTY. 72 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,308 THINK OF MORALE, SHIRLEY. 73 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,544 AND IF YOU LOSE, YOU DRESS UP AS THE BUNNY? EVEN BETTER. 74 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,713 FINE THEN. YOU HAVE A BET. 75 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,453 WHAT AM I MISSING? 76 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,956 *** 77 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,521 UH, HOW IS EVERYTHING, GUYS? (mouth full) WONDERFUL. 78 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,822 WONDERFUL, SOFIA. 79 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,957 I HAVE A FEELING THIS WAS A HAPPY COW. 80 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,426 (chuckles) 81 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,695 UM, MR. CRANE, MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE? 82 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,530 ABSOLUTELY. IS IT SEXUAL? 83 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,499 I NEED MORE BUTTER. 84 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,767 NO, IT'S A LEGAL THING, AND--AND IT'S PERSONAL. 85 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,803 MMM, I'LL GET THE BUTTER. 86 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:59,340 SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT. 87 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:02,676 UM, IT'S ABOUT MY DAUGHTER CLAIRE. 88 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:05,579 SHE'S 16, AND I'M LOSING HER. 89 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:08,382 DRUGS? NO, SHE'S GOT ANOREXIA. 90 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,651 WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS. 91 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,753 SHE SAYS NOTHING'S WRONG AND THEN STARTS SCREAMING AT ME, 92 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,822 AND THEN I START SCREAMING BACK, 93 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,325 AND LAST WEEK, SHE MOVED OUT. 94 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,859 SHE'S STAYING WITH HER GIRLFRIEND, 95 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,695 AND TODAY I GOT SERVED WITH THIS. 96 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,465 LOOKS LIKE A LEGAL THING, A DOCUMENT. 97 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,600 SHE WANTS TO BE EMANCIPATED. 98 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,469 I'M REALLY SCARED, MR. CRANE. 99 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,504 SOFIA, BRING HER TO MY OFFICE, 100 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,740 AND I'LL TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER. 101 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,842 FAILING THAT, MAYBE A COUPLE OF CUPCAKES. 102 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,244 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GONNA SAY? 103 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,979 WELL, I'LL TELL HER MAN NEEDS TO EAT. 104 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,749 (belches) EXCUSE ME. 105 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:49,022 IT WASN'T ME. 106 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:51,792 YOU MUST KNOW THAT ANY JUDGE IS GONNA LAUGH 107 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,994 AT A CLAIM LIKE THIS, ANNABELLE. 108 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,030 WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON? 109 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,433 I'M ANGRY. 110 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,969 MY HUSBAND WAS NOT MEANT TO DIE, 111 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:05,673 AND I'M ANGRY THAT PEOPLE JUST SEEM TO FLICK IT OFF LIKE-- 112 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,941 WELL, WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY--THEY "FLICK IT OFF"? 113 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,943 LIKE SOMEHOW BECAUSE HE GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, 114 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,545 IT WAS MEANT TO BE. 115 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,714 YOU GET CANCER, YOU DIE IN A CAR CRASH, 116 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,684 IT'S TRAGIC, BUT A LIGHTNING BOLT? 117 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,387 "HIS NUMBER WAS UP. ACCEPT IT." 118 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,455 WELL, I CAN'T ACCEPT IT! 119 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,458 AND SUING SOMEBODY, MAYBE EVEN GOD-- 120 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,794 I JUST WANT TO GIVE VOICE TO MY RAGE. THAT'S ALL! 121 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,831 HE WAS THE ONLY MAN I EVER LOVED. 122 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:34,702 HOW CAN GOD JUST TAKE HIM AWAY? 123 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:37,605 (low voice) DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 124 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:41,308 I WAS TALKING TO HIM WHEN IT HAPPENED, YOU KNOW? 125 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,878 HE WAS ON THE GOLF COURSE. I CALLED HIM ON HIS CELL. 126 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:48,382 I HEARD THE CRACK, 127 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:51,585 AND HE WAS GONE. 128 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:53,787 I'M SORRY. 129 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:56,790 I CAN'T JUST SIT HOME AND GRIEVE. 130 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,792 I JUST HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 131 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,794 I... 132 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,996 MRS. CARRUTHERS-- DENISE. 133 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,499 I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR CASE. 134 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:08,068 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, WELL-BEHAVED-- 135 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,970 WE HOMESCHOOL, ON THE ROAD, AS WELL. 136 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,805 MY SISTER HAS ISSUES. SHE'S SUING FOR CUSTODY, 137 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,474 BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SING? 138 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,375 BASICALLY, SHE THINKS THE SONGS 139 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,878 AND OUR VALUES ARE TOO CONSERVATIVE. 140 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,080 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THEM PERFORM, MR. SHORE? 141 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,615 DELIGHTED. 142 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,856 (strumming chords) 143 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,860 (both) * RISE UP AND SHINE 144 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,695 * AMERICA'S SONS AND DAUGHTERS * 145 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,097 * RISE UP AND SHINE 146 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,933 * YOU GOTTA FIGHT TO PART THOSE WATERS * 147 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,935 * WHEN WE SWIM IN THE LIGHT 148 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,104 * ALL WILL BE OKAY 149 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,707 * THE BLACK, YELLOW AND BROWN MAN * 150 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,376 * WILL WASH AWAY 151 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,945 * YES, THE BLACK, YELLOW AND BROWN MAN * 152 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,681 * WILL WASH AWAY 153 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,516 * RISE UP AND SHINE 154 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,652 * AMERICA'S SONS AND DAUGHTERS 155 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,488 * RISE UP AND SHINE 156 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,923 * YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT TO PART THOSE WATERS * 157 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,692 * WHEN WE SWIM IN THE LIGHT * 158 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,794 MY SISTER THINKS WE'RE RACIST. * ALL WILL BE OKAY 159 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:07,895 GOT IT. 160 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,697 * THE BLACK, YELLOW AND BROWN MAN * 161 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,732 * WILL WASH AWAY 162 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,602 * YES, THE BLACK, YELLOW AND BROWN MAN * 163 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,004 * WILL WASH AWAY 164 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:25,012 (music stops) 165 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,146 SHIRLEY... 166 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,848 YES, ALAN? 167 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,818 YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT THE CLIENTS 168 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,753 WERE WHITE SUPREMACISTS. DIDN'T I? 169 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,523 THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT, DOES IT? NO, IT DOESN'T, SHIRLEY, 170 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,958 AND I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED YOU SUCH A BEACON OF FAIR PLAY. 171 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,027 WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 172 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,095 YOU'LL LOOK GREAT IN THAT BUNNY OUTFIT. 173 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:45,232 THINK OF MORALE, ALAN. MOTIVATED YET? 174 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,804 OKAY, YOU ARE ALL HERE FOR THE ASSISTANT POSITION. 175 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,173 I WILL BE INTERVIEWING YOU ONE BY ONE. 176 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,843 EACH OF YOU WILL HAVE ABOUT THREE MINUTES. 177 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,912 I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR DREAMS FOR WORLD PEACE. 178 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,882 YOU WILL NOT IMPRESS ME WITH YOUR CONCERN FOR WHALES, 179 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:05,719 A.I.D.S. BABIES OR GREENHOUSE EMISSIONS. 180 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,187 AND IF YOU'RE RELIGIOUS, 181 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,657 FOR GOD'S SAKES, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. 182 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,560 ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW FAST YOU TYPE, 183 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,896 WHAT'S YOUR EXPERIENCE, LEVEL OF EDUCATION AND... 184 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:18,966 CLARICE. 185 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,034 (feminine voice) DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 186 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,070 YOU'RE APPLYING FOR THE ASSISTANT POSITION? 187 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:26,774 I HAVE SKILLS. 188 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,677 OKAY, WIG OFF. 189 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,612 YOU FIRST, HO. 190 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,582 CLARENCE, WIG OFF! 191 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,090 WHAT'S GOING ON? 192 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,925 (speaking in normal voice) I QUIT THE OTHER JOB. 193 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:48,929 IT WASN'T THE SAME AFTER THEY TOOK ME BACK. 194 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:52,199 AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD BE A LEGAL SECRETARY? 195 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,636 I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL. 196 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,771 AND CLARICE HAS GOOD PEOPLE SKILLS. 197 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,007 YOU WENT TO LAW SCHOOL? 198 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,209 I NEVER PRACTICED. 199 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:05,112 BUT--BUT CLARICE KNOWS EVERYTHING I KNOW AND-- 200 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,880 OKAY, I AM NOT HIRING CLARICE. 201 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,216 I DON'T EVEN LIKE CLARICE. 202 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,920 I WILL HIRE YOU... 203 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,955 ON A TRIAL BASIS. 204 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:18,225 I DON'T THINK I... 205 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,662 IT'S TOO HIGH PRESSURE. I HAVE TO BE HER. 206 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:25,666 THE OFFER IS EXTENDED TO CLARENCE, NOT CLARICE. 207 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,743 I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST GONNA TALK. WE ARE, 208 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,244 BUT SINCE YOU GOT A LAWYER, I THOUGHT I SHOULD HAVE ONE, TOO. 209 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,847 SHELLEY FORD. UH, DENNY CRANE. 210 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,015 WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, AND HOW IS SHE PAYING YOU? 211 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:45,118 WE MET ON MY WEB SITE. I'M A SUPPORTER OF THE PRO-ANA MOVEMENT 212 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,054 AND AN ATTORNEY WITH YANNETTI, BAUER & LEWIS. 213 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,722 I TOOK THIS CASE PRO BONO. 214 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,792 AND WHAT THE HELL IS PRO-ANA? IT'S SHORT FOR PRO-ANOREXIA. 215 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,094 NOW WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF A DISEASE? 216 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,329 PRO-ANA IS NOT A DISEASE, MR. CRANE. 217 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,232 IT'S A LIFESTYLE CHOICE. IT'S LIKE BEING GAY OR AN ATHEIST. 218 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,669 WE'RE OUT OF THE CLOSET. WE'RE NOT ASHAMED OF IT. 219 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,704 WE'RE TIRED OF ALL THE NASTY LABELS, 220 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,172 AND WE'RE PROUD OF THE WAY WE LIVE. 221 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,307 YOU'RE GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH! 222 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,242 I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE MORE CLEAR. AND ONCE AGAIN, 223 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,011 YOU HEARD NOTHING. LIVER FAILURE, MUSCLE LOSS! 224 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,146 STOP IT! YOU STOPPED YOUR PERIOD A YEAR AGO. 225 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,015 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN? STOP IT! 226 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,017 MRS. WILSON, YOU INDICATED YOU HAD SOMETHING TO SAY. 227 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,118 WHAT IS IT? 228 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,754 YOU'RE TOO SKINNY. 229 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:21,989 SNAP OUT OF IT. 230 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,291 I GUESS WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER IN COURT. 231 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,127 NOT IF YOU TURN SIDEWAYS. 232 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,798 WHAT? 233 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,666 YOU DID WHAT? 234 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,668 IF WE CAN JUST GET PAST SUMMARY JUDGMENT-- 235 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:35,969 YOU WON'T GET PAST IT. 236 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,038 SUING GOD? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 237 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,740 AND YOU-- YEAH. 238 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,742 I TOLD YOU TO PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING. 239 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,777 I TRIED. YOU TRIED! 240 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,713 WHAT'S UP? (sighs) 241 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:49,717 BRAD AND DENISE HAVE DECIDED TO REPRESENT A WOMAN SUING GOD. 242 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,852 (laughs) I DIDN'T DECIDE. SHE-- 243 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,387 YOU BOTH BEAR RESPONSIBILITY FOR TAKING THIS CASE. 244 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,757 YOU BOTH WILL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BEAT SUMMARY JUDGMENT. 245 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,892 THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. 246 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:01,962 DO YOU KNOW THE FACTS 247 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,031 OF THIS CASE, MR. COHO? 248 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:07,300 NO, BUT ANYBODY CAN GET A CASE PAST SUMMARY JUDGMENT. 249 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,037 MAYBE NOT. (Paul) OKAY... 250 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,906 ALL THREE OF YOU WILL BEAR RESPONSIBILITY. 251 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,676 WHOA, WHOA, NO, I-- NO, NO! YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF ASSIGNED. 252 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,779 YOU CAN TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 253 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,314 TO FURTHER YOUR BOND WITH MR. CHASE. 254 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:25,385 *** 255 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,888 I WAS RAISED THE SAME WAY THEY WERE. 256 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,790 OUR PARENTS TOLD US THE SAME STORIES, 257 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,726 ABOUT THERE BEING NO HOLOCAUST, 258 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,995 THE BLACKS MONGRELIZING THE PURE WHITE RACE, 259 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,764 THE WHOLE DEAL, 260 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,866 BUT I WAS ABLE TO COME OUT FROM UNDER IT. 261 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,368 AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT YOUR STAMP ON OUR CHILDREN. 262 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,036 MS. SHAW, MS. MONROE, 263 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,839 REGARDLESS OF MY PERSONAL FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CASE, 264 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,674 I CAN ASSURE YOU OF ONE THING. 265 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,977 YOU HAVE NO LEGAL STANDING TO CHALLENGE CUSTODY HERE. 266 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,746 THE COURT WOULDN'T DARE TAKE CHILDREN AWAY 267 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,783 FROM THEIR PARENTS BECAUSE OF SAID PARENTS' POLITICAL BELIEFS. 268 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,886 MR. AND MRS. TANNER ARE EXTREMISTS, 269 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,154 AND THEY ARE HAZARDOUS TO THEIR OWN CHILDREN'S WELFARE 270 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,756 AS WELL AS SOCIETY. 271 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,759 AND WE ARE PREPARED TO PROVE THAT THIS CUSTODY BATTLE 272 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,128 IS NOT ONLY A MATTER OF CHILD WELFARE, 273 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,863 BUT OF NATIONAL SECURITY. 274 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,835 SHE ACTUALLY CITED NATIONAL SECURITY AS GROUNDS 275 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,004 FOR TAKING CHILDREN AWAY FROM THEIR PARENTS. 276 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,839 WHITE SUPREMACISTS ARE HATE CELLS. 277 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,842 HATE CELLS ARE A BREEDING GROUND FOR TERROR. 278 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,444 IT'S JUST A FACT. IF SEEING SHIRLEY IN PINK EARS WEREN'T INCENTIVE ENOUGH, 279 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,447 I THINK I ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT THIS ONE ON PRINCIPLE. 280 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,748 (slurps) 281 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,351 SO BASICALLY, WE'VE BOTH GOT MOTHERS 282 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,054 TRYING TO HANG ON TO THEIR DAUGHTERS. 283 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,756 MAYBE WE SHOULD CRITIQUE EACH OTHER'S CLOSINGS. 284 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,892 (slurps) 285 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,831 WHAT? 286 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,834 YOU--YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS? 287 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:50,037 I MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T SAY THAT. 288 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,172 OH, YES, YOU DID. 289 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,773 YOU DON'T TRUST ME. 290 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,009 DENNY-- I KNOW YOU TOO WELL, ALAN. 291 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,411 YOU DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS SOLO. 292 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,746 I'M SIMPLY SAYING, 293 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,815 GIVEN THE ENORMITY OF THE STAKES, 294 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:07,020 IT CAN'T HURT FOR EITHER OF US TO GET FEEDBACK. 295 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,022 RIGHT. 296 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:15,929 I'M GETTING SICK OF HAVING TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU. 297 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:31,979 *** 298 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:36,483 *** 299 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,919 (telephone rings) 300 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,891 (ring) 301 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,894 CLARENCE... 302 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,061 ONE OF YOUR DUTIES 303 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,897 WOULD BE TO PICK UP THE PHONE 304 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,565 WHEN IT MAKES NOISES LIKE THAT. (ring) 305 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,834 I-I CAN'T. 306 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:58,872 (ring) CAN YOU AT LEAST LET ME BE HER ON THE PHONE? 307 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,240 (ring) 308 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,009 OKAY. 309 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,878 I WILL LET YOU BE HER ON THE PHONE AT THE BEGINNING, 310 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,180 BUT YOU WILL NOT BE CALLING OUR CLIENTS "HOs" 311 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,316 AND AFTER A MONTH... (ring) 312 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,818 YOU WILL HAVE TO BE YOU ALL THE TIME, 313 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,820 INCLUDING WHEN YOU ARE ON THE PHONE. (ring) 314 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,089 THANK YOU. 315 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:19,359 (feminine voice) CLAIRE SIMMS' OFFICE. 316 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,594 THIS IS CLARICE BELL SPEAKING. 317 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,064 YES. YES, INDEED. 318 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,933 THIS SUMMER WE SANG 319 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,935 AT A PATRIOT'S DAY PICNIC IN RICHMOND 320 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,937 AND AT THE SOLSTICE FESTIVAL IN TAMPA. 321 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,604 ALSO, WE GOT TO DO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM 322 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,540 AT AN ANTI-IMMIGRATION RALLY IN FT. PAYNE. 323 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,076 KATEY, DO YOU EVER WISH THAT, 324 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,611 INSTEAD OF HAVING TO PERFORM AT THOSE KINDS OF GATHERINGS, 325 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,314 THAT YOU GOT TO DO FUN THINGS LIKE OTHER KIDS-- 326 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,151 SUMMER CAMP, DISNEYLAND? 327 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,319 PERFORMING IS FUN FOR US, AND IT'S IMPORTANT. 328 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,155 WE'RE STANDING UP FOR SOMETHING. 329 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:51,224 AND WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR? 330 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,926 WHITE PRIDE. 331 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,095 I MEAN, OTHER GROUPS ARE ALLOWED 332 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,965 TO BE PROUD OF THEMSELVES, RIGHT? OBJECTION. 333 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,000 KATEY, SWEETHEART, YOU WEREN'T ASKED A QUESTION. 334 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,868 I'D LIKE TO HEAR FROM KATEY. 335 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,537 IT USED TO JUST BE, LIKE, BLACKS 336 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,407 WITH THEIR MARCHES AND HISTORY MONTH AND STUFF. 337 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,142 NOW IT'S EVERYONE, LIKE THE MEXICANS. 338 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,111 THEY ILLEGALLY CROSS OUR BORDERS, 339 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,980 THEN SAY THEY WANT TO BECOME AMERICANS. 340 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,447 BUT AT THEIR RALLIES, 341 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,483 THEY JUST WAVE THEIR MEXICAN FLAGS AND TALK SPANISH. 342 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,985 WITH OUR SONGS, 343 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,087 WE'RE SAYING THAT WHITES NEED TO STAND UP AND FIGHT BACK, 344 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,989 BECAUSE THE MINORITIES, THEY'RE WINNING. 345 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,256 WINNING WHAT? 346 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,558 THE RACE WAR-- NOT, LIKE, WITH GUNS-- 347 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,327 WITH BABIES. 348 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,396 THE MEXICANS, THE CHINESE, THEY'RE ALL HAVING 349 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,165 AS MANY KIDS AS THEY CAN SO THEY CAN TAKE OVER. 350 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,567 WHITES ARE ALREADY A MINORITY IN CALIFORNIA, 351 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,069 TEXAS AND NEW MEXICO. 352 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,305 WE'VE PRETTY MUCH LOST THOSE STATES ALREADY. 353 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,541 AND WHO TOLD YOU THAT? I LEARNED IT IN SCHOOL. 354 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,976 YOUR HOME SCHOOL, 355 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,145 THE ONE THAT YOUR MOTHER TEACHES? 356 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,280 YES. 357 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,482 KATEY, HAVE YOUR PARENTS EVER HIT YOU? 358 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,151 HIT ME? NO. 359 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,652 HOW ABOUT LAUREN? 360 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,954 TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE, HAVE THEY EVER BEEN VIOLENT WITH HER? 361 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,323 NO, THEY LOVE US. 362 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,391 DO THE TWO OF YOU ALWAYS GET ENOUGH TO EAT? 363 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,492 UM, YEAH. 364 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,561 HOW ABOUT YOUR HEALTH? 365 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,531 ANY ACHES OR PAINS NOT BEING ATTENDED TO, 366 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,699 PERHAPS A SORE THROAT FROM ALL THAT SINGING? 367 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,701 NO. 368 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,037 OKAY, NOW, KATEY, 369 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,539 MS. MONROE MENTIONED THAT YOUR MOTHER IS YOUR TEACHER. 370 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,308 GIVEN ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND TRAVELING AND PERFORMING, 371 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,310 DOES SHE EVER LET YOU SLIDE A LITTLE 372 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,212 WHEN IT COMES TO SCHOOL? 373 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,380 I WISH. 374 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,149 WE DO WAY MORE HOMEWORK 375 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,651 AND GET BETTER TEST SCORES THAN KIDS IN REGULAR SCHOOLS. 376 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,354 AND WHENEVER WE TAKE A TRIP SOMEWHERE, 377 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,656 OUR DAD ALWAYS TURNS IT INTO A TOTAL HISTORY LESSON. 378 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,059 I CAN IMAGINE. 379 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,261 SO YOU'RE SAFE 380 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,964 AND WELL-FED, HEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL. 381 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,566 LET ME ASK YOU. 382 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,635 AS LONG AS YOU AND YOUR SISTER COULD BE TOGETHER, 383 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,004 AND IF IT WERE UP TO YOU, 384 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,006 WITH WHOM WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE? 385 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,210 WE WANT TO LIVE AT HOME WITH OUR FAMILY. 386 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,613 SUE THE CHURCH? WHY NOT? 387 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,748 A LIGHTNING BOLT IS AN ACT OF GOD. 388 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,218 THE CHURCH HOLDS ITSELF OUT AS AN AGENT OF GOD. 389 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,054 LET'S SLAP THE EPISCOPALIANS. IT'S RIDICULOUS. 390 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:04,023 YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE BETTER IDEAS, 391 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,093 BECAUSE YOU SAID WE COULD BEAT THIS IN SUMMARY JUDGMENT. OKAY, HERE'S AN IDEA. 392 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,361 WHY DON'T WE TELL THE JUDGE TO KISS MY ASS? 393 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,231 THAT CAN WORK PRETTY NICELY IF YOU SAY IT JUST RIGHT. 394 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,766 LET ME PRACTICE. KISS MY ASS. 395 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,536 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 396 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,737 OH... NO, NO! 397 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,772 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 398 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,109 UNH-UNH. THAT'S ENOUGH. 399 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,311 *** 400 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,114 I DON'T DO DRUGS, AND I DON'T DRINK. 401 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,549 I TAKE A.P. CLASSES, AND I GET ALL STRAIGHT A's. 402 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,418 AND YOU'RE GRADUATING EARLY? 403 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,752 WITH HONORS. 404 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,654 YOU ALSO HAVE A WEB SITE, DON'T YOU? 405 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,623 IT'S CALLED Thinspire. 406 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,459 IT'S A SUPPORT COMMUNITY FOR GOAL-ORIENTED YOUNG WOMEN. 407 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,728 WE POST ARTICLES AND SUGGESTIONS 408 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,697 ON HOW TO LIVE A MORE THINSPIRATIONAL LIFE. 409 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,366 AND HOW DO YOU PLAN 410 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,601 TO SUPPORT YOURSELF FINANCIALLY? I MODEL. 411 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,470 WELL, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED, REALLY. 412 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,473 I'VE DONE FASHION SHOWS FOR A FEW LOCAL DEPARTMENT STORES, 413 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,376 BUT RECENTLY I'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF CATALOG WORK. 414 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,745 IT'S PRETTY STEADY, AND I MAKE ABOUT $125 AN HOUR. 415 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,248 IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE DOING 416 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,650 PRETTY WELL FOR YOURSELF, MS. WILSON. 417 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,119 YES, I AM. 418 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,355 WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? 419 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,656 I HAD A DIET SODA 420 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,525 AND A CRACKER WITH SOME BUTTER SPRAY ON IT. 421 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,494 AND LUNCH? I DIDN'T EAT LUNCH. 422 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,463 I CAN'T EAT WHEN I'M STRESSED OUT. 423 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,232 SO HOW MANY CALORIES HAVE YOU HAD TODAY? 424 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,533 16. 425 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,635 ARE YOU AWARE THAT THE DAILY REQUIRED 426 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,672 NUMBER OF CALORIES FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR AGE AND HEIGHT 427 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,775 IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 1,800 AND 2,400? 428 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,278 AND ARE YOU AWARE THAT TWO OUT OF THREE AMERICANS 429 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,545 ARE OVERWEIGHT? 430 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,348 NO ONE'S CALLING THEM SICK. I'M HEALTHY. 431 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,284 I WATCH WHAT I EAT, AND I EXERCISE. 432 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,652 YOU CAN ASK ANY FAT GIRL AT MY SCHOOL 433 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,522 IF SHE'D WANT TO TRADE PLACES WITH ME. NOW DON'T GO KNOCKING FAT GIRLS. 434 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:46,459 I LOVE CHUBBY SEX, AND I'M SURE YOUR HONOR DOES. MR. CRANE! 435 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,694 MS. WILSON... 436 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,696 ARE YOU AWARE THAT 437 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:53,400 THE "DIAGNOSTIC AND STATISTICAL MANUAL OF MENTAL DISORDERS" 438 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,635 DEFINES ANOREXIA NERVOSA 439 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,304 AS A MENTAL ILLNESS? 440 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,740 30 YEARS AGO THEY SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY. 441 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,775 EXACTLY! 442 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,777 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. 443 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,315 *** 444 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,451 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 445 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,553 WHY DOES HE NEED TO HEAR CLOSING STATEMENTS? 446 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,356 IT'S A SIMPLE DECISION. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS JUDGE? 447 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,291 WELL, MAYBE HE'S JUST PREJUDICED AGAINST, 448 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,859 YOU KNOW, SKINHEADS. 449 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,895 DO I LOOK LIKE A SKINHEAD, MR. SHORE? 450 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,598 I'M TOLD THEY CAN TAKE ON VARIOUS FORMS. 451 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,235 HEY, IF YOU'RE PREJUDICED AGAINST US-- 452 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,869 * RISE UP AND SHINE 453 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,838 * AMERICA'S SONS AND D-- QUIET! 454 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,775 LISTEN, AS MUCH AS I ENJOY THE COMPANY OF YOU SHOW PEOPLE, 455 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,778 I HAVE A CLOSING TO PREPARE, 456 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,748 SO I'LL SEE YOU AND YOUR FULL HEADS OF HAIR 457 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,716 AT THE COURTHOUSE. WE ARE NOT BIGOTED. 458 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,553 OUR MESSAGE IS SIMPLY-- IT'S GOOD TO BE WHITE. 459 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,955 I'LL MEET YOU AT THE COURTHOUSE. 460 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,329 CASE GOING WELL? 461 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,164 IT ISN'T OVER YET, SHIRLEY. 462 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,767 WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT TO THE PART WHERE I DELIVER 463 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,803 MY POLITICALLY BIASED BUT COMPELLING CLOSING ARGUMENT. 464 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,979 NOW HOW CUTE IS THAT? 465 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:23,790 *** 466 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,858 WE'VE HEARD TESTIMONY FROM YOUR DAUGHTER 467 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,561 THAT AT HER NEW, LOWER WEIGHT, HER SOCIAL LIFE'S IMPROVED. 468 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,863 SHE'S BEING ASKED OUT ON DATES. THAT'S TRUE, BUT-- 469 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,832 SHE'S GETTING MORE INVOLVED IN SCHOOL ACTIVITIES 470 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,634 NOW THAT HER SELF-ESTEEM IS UP. 471 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,637 WE'VE HEARD SHE LOVES THEATER AND DANCE. 472 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,539 AT HER PREVIOUS WEIGHT, SHE WAS GETTING SUPPORTING ROLES, 473 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,474 AND NOW SHE'S GOT THE LEAD IN "GREASE," CORRECT? 474 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,210 YES. WOULDN'T YOU SAY YOUR DAUGHTER IS BLOSSOMING AT HER NEW WEIGHT? 475 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,846 BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. SO BECAUSE CLAIRE HAS CHOSEN 476 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,582 A PRO-ANA LIFESTYLE, HER LIFE HAS IMPROVED. 477 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,418 SHE'S NOW WORKING PROFESSIONALLY. 478 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,252 SHE'S COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF LIVING ON HER OWN, 479 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,788 AND THIS IS A THREAT TO YOU, ISN'T IT? NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL. 480 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:59,225 AND UNDER YOUR CARE, YOU'D WANT HER TO GAIN WEIGHT, 481 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,793 WHICH WOULD MAKE HER LOSE HER SELF-ESTEEM, 482 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,729 HER CAREER WOULD SUFFER, BUT YOU'D STILL HAVE CONTROL 483 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,264 OVER YOUR LITTLE GIRL'S LIFE. OBJECTION! 484 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,233 SHE'S-SHE'S BEING... OBJECTIONABLE. SUSTAINED. 485 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,003 I HAVE MY DAUGHTER'S BEST INTERESTS AT HEART. 486 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,573 YOU'RE A 40-YEAR-OLD SINGLE MOTHER 487 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,708 WORKING IN A STEAKHOUSE. 488 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,510 THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE GOING FOR YOU 489 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,911 IS YOUR DAUGHTER. 490 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,681 YOU WANT TO HANG ONTO HER AS LONG AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN-- OBJECTION! 491 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,916 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXAMINE YOUR OWN EMPTY LIFE. YOUR HONOR! 492 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,285 MS. FORD, THAT'S ENOUGH. 493 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,703 MS. SIMMS? 494 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,573 (chuckles) YOU CAN CALL ME CLAIRE. 495 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,940 (chuckles) CLAIRE... 496 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,378 UH, THE, UH, THE CASE THAT MR. COHO 497 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,913 AND MR. CHASE ARE WORKING ON... MM-HMM? 498 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:57,684 I, UH... I PULLED UP SOME RESEARCH. 499 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,724 THE CELL PHONE? EVIDENTLY, HE WAS TALKING ON IT 500 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,726 WHEN HE GOT STRUCK BY THE LIGHTNING? 501 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,595 THOSE STUDIES LINKING CELL PHONES AND LIGHTNING 502 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,563 HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY DEBUNKED. WELL... 503 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,901 GO AHEAD, CLARENCE. 504 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,672 CLARENCE. 505 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:23,376 THE--THE STUDIES HAVE BEEN, UH, MAINLY DISCOUNTED, 506 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,077 BUT NOT TOTALLY. 507 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,380 AND CONFLICTING STUDIES-- 508 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,749 IT--IT BECOMES A QUESTION OF FACT, NOT LAW. 509 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,919 WHICH MEANS THE CASE CAN'T GET KICKED AT SUMMARY JUDGMENT. 510 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,888 CAN I SEE THOSE STUDIES, PLEASE? 511 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,028 INTERESTING. I COULD RUN WITH THIS. 512 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,697 I'LL RUN WITH IT. GUYS... 513 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:48,034 *** 514 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,540 HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO SERIOUSLY FUNCTION 515 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,675 IN THIS WORLD AS ADULTS 516 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,744 IF THEY'VE BEEN BROUGHT UP AT WHITE SUPREMACISTS? 517 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,413 MANY SEEM TO DO JUST FINE. YOUR HONOR... 518 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:03,015 IS THIS AN ENVIRONMENT THAT YOU WOULD SUBJECT YOUR CHILDREN TO? 519 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,953 AND THIS IS A PHYSICAL DANGER, AS WELL. 520 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,721 WHITE SUPREMACISTS ARE MORE LIKELY 521 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,923 TO BECOME INVOLVED IN VIOLENCE. 522 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:13,092 THEY'RE HATE GROUPS, 523 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,027 AND MR. SHORE CAN DERIDE ME FOR PULLING 524 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,764 THE NATIONAL SECURITY CARD, BUT DO NOT TELL ME 525 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,766 THAT THE TIMOTHY McVEIGHS OF THIS WORLD 526 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,035 AND THE CHRISTIAN IDENTITY ORGANIZATION AND THE LIKE, 527 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,538 WHICH SUPPORT VIOLENCE AND ARE ANTI-GOVERNMENT, 528 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,440 YOU CAN'T TELL ME 529 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,676 THAT THEY DON'T POSE A THREAT TO THIS COUNTRY. 530 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,378 FOR GOD'S SAKE, THESE TWO LITTLE GIRLS 531 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,882 ARE BEING TAUGHT TO ADHERE TO A WHITES-ONLY, 532 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:40,687 IMMIGRANT-BASHING, JEW-HATING IDEOLOGY. 533 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,921 YOU HEARD THEM, 534 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,890 AND THEIR PERFORMANCES ARE BEING USED 535 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,693 TO RECRUIT OTHER PEOPLE TO JOIN IN WITH THE PREJUDICE. 536 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,762 HOW CAN THIS COURT NOT STEP IN 537 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:52,198 AND RESCUE THEM? 538 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,640 UH, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS OFTEN ATTRIBUTED 539 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:01,974 WITH THE QUOTE, 540 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:03,910 "THOSE WHO WOULD GIVE UP ESSENTIAL LIBERTY 541 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,779 TO PURCHASE A LITTLE TEMPORARY SAFETY DESERVE NEITHER." 542 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,781 AND HE CERTAINLY KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. 543 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:11,918 HE ATE LOTS OF RED MEAT AND INVENTED THE SWIM FIN. 544 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,654 WHEN OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT, 545 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,723 WHO, BY THE WAY, HAS INVENTED NOTHING, 546 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,692 SIGNED THE PATRIOT ACT INTO LAW IN 2001, 547 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,761 NOT A SINGLE MEMBER OF CONGRESS COULD BE FOUND 548 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,462 WHO HAD READ THE BILL 549 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:24,931 ALL THE WAY THROUGH. 550 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,834 AND YET, THEY COULDN'T WAIT TO HAND OVER OUR RIGHTS. 551 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,836 "AL QAEDA'S COMING. WHERE'S MY PEN?" 552 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,838 ANYTHING TO FEEL SAFE. 553 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,740 LIKE A PARENT WHO DANGLES CAR KEYS TO DISTRACT A CHILD, 554 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,743 OUR GOVERNMENT WHIPS OUT NATIONAL SECURITY 555 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,011 TO GRAB OUR ATTENTION WHENEVER THEY DEEM IT NECESSARY. 556 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,013 AND THAT WHAT OPPOSING COUNSEL IS DOING HERE, 557 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:43,816 BUT THIS CASE IS NOT ABOUT NATIONAL SECURITY. 558 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:46,786 IT'S ABOUT A FAMILY. 559 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,155 GRANTED, A FAMILY THAT IS SO FILLED WITH SPITE 560 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:52,925 AND IGNORANCE AND SHOCKINGLY UNTUTORED IDEAS 561 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,695 THAT IT BEGGARS THE IMAGINATION, 562 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,630 BUT STILL, A FAMILY. 563 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,766 AND AS LONG AS LAUREN AND KATEY 564 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,834 ARE WELL-FED AND WELL CARED FOR, 565 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:05,805 A FAMILY THE LAW CANNOT AND SHOULD NOT TOUCH. 566 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:11,110 NOW I THINK WE WOULD ALL AGREE 567 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:14,513 THAT WE'D PREFER THESE CHILDREN 568 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:17,116 TO BE RAISED IN A DIFFERENT WAY. 569 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:20,553 CERTAINLY, MRS. TANNER'S SISTER THINKS SO, 570 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:23,756 BUT SHE KNOWS LEGALLY THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE, 571 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:27,627 SO SHE AND HER LAWYER ARE WHEELING OUT 572 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,597 OUR LATEST FAVORITE RIGHTS-SQUASHING MECHANISM-- 573 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,232 NATIONAL SECURITY-- AND WHO CAN BLAME THEM? 574 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,967 IT'S ALL THE RAGE. 575 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,169 IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S BANK RECORDS, 576 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,105 TAP THEIR PHONES, READ THEIR E-MAILS, 577 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:40,840 GO AHEAD, DO IT. 578 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,775 JUST SAY IT'S A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY, 579 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:45,845 AND NOW WE'RE CLAIMING THE TANNER FAMILY IS A THREAT. 580 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,615 IF THAT IS THE CASE, IF THERE IS ANY ACTUAL EVIDENCE 581 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,717 LINKING THEM TO A CRIME, BY ALL MEANS, 582 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,719 BE MY GUEST, PLEASE, HAVE AT 'EM. 583 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,153 ARREST THEM, 584 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:58,057 BUT IF THERE IS NO CAUSE TO ARREST THEM... 585 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:02,762 THEN LEAVE THIS FAMILY ALONE. 586 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:12,839 *** 587 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:22,749 *** 588 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,951 WHERE'S MY MOM? IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 589 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,787 SHE'S IN HERE, STILL ALIVE. 590 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:33,159 YOU LIED TO ME. 591 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:34,794 NO, I DIDN'T. 592 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,263 I TOLD YOU YOUR MOM WAS IN THE HOSPITAL, 593 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,265 AND YOU HAD TO GET DOWN HERE IMMEDIATELY, 594 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,033 AND SHE IS STILL ALIVE. 595 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,102 ONLY THIS YOUNG WOMAN, UNFORTUNATELY, 596 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,738 IS NOT DOING QUITE SO WELL. 597 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,345 MS. MURR... 598 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,148 CLAIRE WILSON. 599 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:00,152 MY DAUGHTER CATHY HAS COMPLICATIONS 600 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,188 DUE TO ANOREXIA NERVOSA. 601 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,702 CLAIRE... 602 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,937 YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT THAT AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL-"O.C." CRAP 603 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,772 WAS GONNA WORK ON ME? COOKIE? 604 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,808 THAT GIRL HAS WHAT YOU HAVE. 605 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,109 NO, SHE DOESN'T. 606 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,044 A TRUE PRO-ANA WOULDN'T FAIL LIKE THAT. 607 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,779 ARE YOU SERIOUS? CHIPS? 608 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,815 STOP OFFERING ME FOOD. 609 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:31,617 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 610 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,686 MY MOTHER AND MR. CRANE ARE TRYING TO SCARE ME 611 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,956 BY SHOWING ME A GIRL WHO'S DYING. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, CLAIRE. 612 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,759 CAN'T YOU GET THAT? YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. 613 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,861 YOU HAD THE NERVE TO CALL MY CLIENT DOWN HERE 614 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,163 AND SHOW HER THAT WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE? 615 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:47,033 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. I'LL NOTIFY THE COURT. 616 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,368 I'LL NOTIFY THE BAR. CONGRATULATIONS. 617 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:52,004 YOU'VE JUST LOST YOUR DAUGHTER. 618 00:27:57,944 --> 00:28:00,412 OH, ALAN. 619 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:03,249 SOFIA, HELLO. 620 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,820 COME IN. 621 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,722 CAN I ASK YOU, UM... 622 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,791 IS DENNY CRANE ANY GOOD? 623 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:14,093 WHY DO YOU ASK ME THAT? 624 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:16,162 WELL, HE'S BEEN A BIT OF A CLOWN IN COURT, 625 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,932 AND HE--HE ORCHESTRATED THIS RIDICULOUS STUNT AT A HOSPITAL. 626 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,334 AND I-I'M GONNA... 627 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:25,437 I AM GONNA LOSE MY DAUGHTER. 628 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:28,775 IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD TAKE OVER? 629 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,878 OOH, THAT WOULD BE-- 630 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:35,214 I'M NOT SURE DENNY CRANE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 631 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,816 SOFIA... 632 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:38,184 WHAT'S GOING ON? 633 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,320 SOFIA AND I WERE JUST DISCUSSING THE CASE, DENNY. 634 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,255 SHE MENTIONED YOUR CREATIVE STUNT 635 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,925 AT THE HOSPITAL THIS MORNING. BRILLIANT. 636 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,960 I JUST FINISHED MY CLOSING. 637 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:50,830 WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ IT? SURE. 638 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:52,164 MY OFFICE. 639 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:58,104 I'M GONNA HAVE TO HIRE SOMEBODY ELSE. 640 00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,939 DON'T DO ANYTHING YET, SOFIA. 641 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:02,942 LET ME WORK ON THIS. 642 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,487 THIS IS A SITUATION THAT TOUCHES 643 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,857 TWO DEEP EMOTIONAL CHORDS IN ALL OF US-- 644 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:20,827 THE SANCTITY OF THE FAMILY ON THE ONE HAND, 645 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,362 THE DISTASTE WE FEEL 646 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,932 FOR HATEMONGERING ON THE OTHER, 647 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:28,000 BUT THE LAW IS CLEAR. 648 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,936 MR. AND MRS. TANNER MAY BE QUESTIONABLE AS HUMAN BEINGS, 649 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,872 BUT THEY ARE LOVING PARENTS. 650 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:36,876 THE PETITIONER'S MOTION FOR REMOVAL IS DENIED. 651 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:39,145 (gallery murmurs) 652 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:50,789 (Katey and Lauren) * MICHAEL, ROW THE BOAT ASHORE * 653 00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:52,859 * HALLELUJAH 654 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,293 * MICHAEL, ROW-- 655 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:57,163 MICHAEL WAS A GAY JEW FROM MEXICO. 656 00:29:57,196 --> 00:30:00,867 YOU KNOW THAT, OF COURSE. LET'S GO, GIRLS. 657 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:04,203 *** 658 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:09,909 JUST LET ME LEAD, AND THEN YOU FOLLOW. 659 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,143 I'LL LEAD. IT'S MY CASE. 660 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:13,212 I TOOK IT. SHE TOOK IT. 661 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,847 UNDER MY SUPERVISION AS PARTNER. 662 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,448 GUYS, YOU'RE BOTH PARTNER. I'M NOT. 663 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,517 SO WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE ACTING LIKE AN ADULT? 664 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,519 OKAY, LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING BEFORE WE GO IN HERE. 665 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:23,255 I HAVE TRIED TO HAVE PATIENCE WITH HIM, BUT I FEEL LIKE 666 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:26,158 I'M FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE. YOU EVER WIN ANY BATTLES, BRAD? 667 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:28,094 OKAY, LET'S GO IN. 668 00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:30,429 GOOD MORNING. THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO SEE US. 669 00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:32,831 I AM DENISE BAUER. THIS IS BRAD CHASE AND-- I'M JEFFREY COHO. 670 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,967 I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE, SO I THOUGHT WE'D CUT RIGHT TO IT. WE REPRESENT A WOMAN 671 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:37,136 BY THE NAME OF ANNABELLE CARUTHERS, 672 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,938 WHOSE HUSBAND WAS REGRETTABLY KILLED 673 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:41,073 AFTER BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING WHILE TALKING 674 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,509 ON A CELL PHONE MANUFACTURED BY YOUR CLIENT CYBUS TECHNOLOGIES. 675 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,978 YES, WHY DON'T YOU CUT RIGHT TO THE PART 676 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,947 WHERE WE SHOULD BE HELD LIABLE? CERTAINLY-- 677 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,582 YOU SEE, WHEN LIGHTNING STRIKES, THE HUMAN SKIN OFFERS 678 00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:52,018 SOME PROTECTION, SIGNIFICANT IN FACT-- 679 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,086 WHAT HAPPENS IS ELECTRICITY IS CONDUCTED OVER THE SKIN 680 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,888 RATHER THAN THROUGH THE BODY. 681 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:57,823 IT'S A PHENOMENON KNOWN AS FLASHOVER. 682 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,425 CONDUCTIVE MATERIAL IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE SKIN, 683 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,860 ESPECIALLY SOMETHING METALLIC SUCH AS A MOBILE PHONE, 684 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,862 CAN NEGATE THE FLASHOVER EFFECT, 685 00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:06,232 CAUSE THE VOLTAGE TO GO RIGHT THROUGH THE BODY. 686 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:08,100 WE'VE BROUGHT THREE STUDIES THAT SPEAK TO LIABILITY. 687 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,601 AS FOR THE ISSUE OF FORESEEABILITY, 688 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,603 THERE HAVE BEEN OTHER CASES. 689 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:14,006 IN AUSTRALIA, THEY NOW ISSUE WARNINGS. ENGLAND IS CONSIDERING DOING SO. 690 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,607 THE FACT IS, USING A CELL PHONE 691 00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:18,010 IN A THUNDERSTORM IS POTENTIALLY LETHAL-- 692 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,578 AND CAN RESULT IN DEATH. 693 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,880 IT RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF OUR CLIENT'S HUSBAND. 694 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,849 LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOUR EXPERTS. WE'LL HAVE OURS. 695 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,452 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, THE COST OF NEGATIVE PUBLICITY ALONE-- 696 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,854 NOT TO MENTION OF THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS 697 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,456 GENERATED IN CELL PHONE USAGE. 698 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:32,391 HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS COME FROM PEOPLE TALKING ON THE OUTSIDE 699 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:35,361 IN INCLEMENT WEATHER. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE PUTTING THEIR CELL PHONES AWAY 700 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,996 DURING STORMS, DO YOU? 701 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:59,551 *** 702 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:04,223 OH, MY GOODNESS. AAH! 703 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:12,498 (murmuring indistinctly) 704 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,968 *** 705 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:20,206 YOU SHOULD BOTH BE EMBARRASSED, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 706 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:23,042 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 707 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,910 I WON. 708 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,312 YOU DID NOT. 709 00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:29,215 OH, SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU! GOD! 710 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:31,550 OBVIOUSLY, I HAVE TO KEEP YOU APART, 711 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:34,920 SINCE YOU LACK THE MATURITY TO CONDUCT YOURSELVES AS ADULTS. 712 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,990 (door opens) WE GOT AN OFFER. 713 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:40,059 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GOT AN OFFER? 714 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,693 $75,000. IT'S NOT A LOT, 715 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,695 BUT AS FAR AS A LIGHTNING-BOLT CASE GOES... 716 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,597 TOLD YOU I'D GET SOMETHING. I GOT IT. 717 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:48,134 SHUT UP! 718 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:52,171 *** 719 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,210 WHO'S THIS? 720 00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,645 I'M ALAN SHORE. 721 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,448 MR. CRANE WAS UNEXPECTEDLY CALLED TO COURT. 722 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,150 I'M FILLING IN. 723 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,185 I'LL MAKE THIS VERY BRIEF. 724 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,654 WHAT'S THIS? THIS WOULD BE AN ARREST WARRANT. 725 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,722 DON'T BE CONCERNED. THEY WON'T EXECUTE IT 726 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:13,025 UNLESS I GIVE THEM THE WORD. 727 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:14,993 AN ARREST WARRANT FOR WHOM? YOU. 728 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,162 ME? 729 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:17,663 YES, MS. WILSON. 730 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:20,966 IT TURNS OUT YOUR WEB SITE GIVES OTHER TEENAGERS ADVICE 731 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,735 ON HOW TO ACQUIRE DIET PILLS 732 00:33:23,769 --> 00:33:26,238 WITH OR WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION. THAT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW. 733 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:29,375 IT IS IF SHE'S CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELINQUENCY OF A MINOR. 734 00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,277 YOU'VE GOT ALL KINDS OF LITTLE TIPS IN THERE 735 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,645 THAT COULD EXPOSE YOU TO BOTH CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LIABILITY. 736 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,747 WHAT'S GOING ON? I COULD ACTUALLY BE ARRESTED? 737 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:38,650 I CAN MAKE THIS GO AWAY. DO NOT WORRY. 738 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:41,253 YES, YOU CAN CERTAINLY HAVE YOUR DAY IN COURT, 739 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,722 POSSIBLY PREVAIL, THOUGH I DOUBT IT. 740 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,092 AND IN THE MEANTIME, WORD OF YOUR ARREST 741 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,994 WILL UNDOUBTEDLY MAKE IT TO THE MODELING AGENCIES, 742 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,097 AND THERE GOES YOUR LIVELIHOOD. 743 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:52,698 A SCANDALOUS SCANDAL. 744 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,633 AND THEN THE CIVIL LAWSUITS CAN BEGIN. 745 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:59,037 WILL YOU BE REPRESENTING HER FOR FREE IN THOSE, MS. FORD? 746 00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:00,339 AH. 747 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,408 MY SUGGESTION WOULD BE TO GO TO REHAB 748 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,210 AND GET THE HELP YOU NEED, 749 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:06,745 BUT I SUPPOSE YOU COULD GO TO JAIL 750 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,681 AND ADD TWO NEW PHOTOS TO YOUR PORTFOLIO-- 751 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:12,118 FRONT AND SIDE. 752 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,654 THIS IS SO PATHETICALLY DESPERATE. 753 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:18,390 WELL, FINALLY WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. 754 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:21,760 I'M DESPERATE. 755 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,396 HOW ABOUT THE LAWYERS LEAVE, 756 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:28,767 AND YOU CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR MOTHER? 757 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,852 *** 758 00:34:56,795 --> 00:35:00,666 ("Jingle Bell Rock" playing) 759 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,634 * WHOA 760 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,203 * JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL 761 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:05,704 * JINGLE BELL ROCK 762 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,373 * JINGLE BELL SWING 763 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:09,375 * AND JINGLE BELLS RING 764 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,177 * SNOWIN' AND BLOWIN' 765 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:12,811 * UP BUSHELS OF FUN 766 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,580 * NOW THE JINGLE HOP 767 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,815 * HAS BEGUN 768 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:19,585 * JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL ROCK * 769 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:23,589 * JINGLE BELLS CHIME IN JINGLE BELL TIME * 770 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,591 * DANCIN' AND PRANCIN' 771 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,160 * IN JINGLE BELL SQUARE 772 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,662 * IN THE FROSTY AIR 773 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,364 * WHAT A BRIGHT TIME 774 00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:35,201 * IT'S THE RIGHT TIME 775 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:37,703 * TO ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY 776 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,805 * JINGLE BELL TIME 777 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:42,641 * IS A SWELL TIME 778 00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:46,212 * TO GO GLIDIN' IN A 1-HORSE SLEIGH * 779 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:49,781 * GIDDY-UP, JINGLE HORSE, PICK UP YOUR FEET * 780 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,817 * JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK... 781 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:54,620 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY THE IMAGE I HAD IN MY MIND, 782 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,155 BUT I'M STILL AROUSED. 783 00:35:57,189 --> 00:36:00,626 (chuckles) I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT. 784 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,661 MAYBE I COULD THROW MY COSTUME ON, 785 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,764 AND WE COULD GO DO WHAT RABBITS LIKE TO DO BEST. DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU. 786 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:07,299 HIT ME? 787 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,535 YOU WOULDN'T BE STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE 788 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,470 UNLESS YOU WANTED TO KISS ME. 789 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,905 I'M NOT STANDING UNDER... HEY! 790 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:16,608 * WHAT A BRIGHT TIME HEY! 791 00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:20,379 * IT'S THE RIGHT TIME TO ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY * 792 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:21,480 MM! 793 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:22,881 * JINGLE BELL TIME OKAY! 794 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:26,718 THE SLOBBER YOU JUST GOT CAME FROM HIS MOUTH. 795 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,787 MMM, QUITE THE PARTY, I SEE. 796 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,756 I ASSUME I WAS INVITED. 797 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:33,292 IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. WHICH IS WHY IT DID. 798 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,227 DANCE, DENNY? 799 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,763 SHE MADE IT SOUND LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE. 800 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:40,299 * MIX AND MINGLE IN A JINGLING BEAT * 801 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:42,568 THAT LEAVES YOU AND ME. * THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL 802 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,169 AND HIM. * THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL ROCK 803 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,273 JERRY? MERRY CHRISTMAS, MY FRIEND. 804 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:50,376 OH, THANK YOU. 805 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,543 OPEN IT. 806 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:53,612 OKAY. 807 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:54,746 I PAINT. 808 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,782 ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS 809 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:59,951 TO SUPPLANT THE FACES OF PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT 810 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:03,855 ON FAMOUS PERSONALITIES THAT MATCH UP WELL. I SEE. 811 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,191 OH. 812 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,727 JERRY... 813 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,398 IT'S AMAZING. 814 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:13,932 WOW. * WHAT A BRIGHT TIME 815 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:16,302 YOU LIKE IT? * IT'S THE RIGHT TIME 816 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:19,971 I LOVE IT. * TO ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY 817 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:23,942 * JINGLE BELL TIME IS A SWELL TIME * 818 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:27,613 * TO GO GLIDIN' IN A 1-HORSE SLEIGH * 819 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:30,782 * GIDDY-UP, JINGLE HORSE, PICK UP YOUR FEET * 820 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:34,786 * JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK 821 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:38,590 * MIX AND MINGLE IN A JINGLING BEAT... * 822 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,859 I GUESS WE SHOULD WORK THIS OUT. 823 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:43,395 DOES IT HAVE TO BE TONIGHT? WELL, IT IS THE SEASON. 824 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:46,398 PEACE ON EARTH, GOODWILL TOWARD MEN. WHAT WAS THAT? 825 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:48,600 GOODWILL TOWARD MEN? 826 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,802 NO, RIGHT BEFORE THAT. PEACE ON EARTH? 827 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:54,906 I KNEW IT. A LIBERAL. 828 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:05,784 *** 829 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,723 AREN'T YOU COMING OUT TO JOIN THE PARTY? 830 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,859 MAYBE IN A MINUTE. 831 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:16,462 WELL, I HAVE SOMEBODY 832 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,930 WHO WANTS TO SAY HELLO TO YOU. 833 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,866 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU. 834 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,934 I WAS TOLD YOU WERE THE ONE 835 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,637 WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO SUE THE PHONE COMPANY, 836 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:27,439 AND $75,000, 837 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:29,975 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY TO ME. 838 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,978 AND, UM, I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU. 839 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:34,346 OKAY. 840 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:35,781 OKAY. 841 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,516 (whispers) HE'S CUTE. 842 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:39,651 (chuckles) YES, HE IS. 843 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:42,721 * THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL, THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL ROCK * 844 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:45,791 YOU PASS THE BAR, CLARENCE? 845 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,794 YES, BUT I COULD NEVER PRACTICE. 846 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,928 WHY NOT? 847 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,330 I-I COULD NEVER. 848 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:56,768 I THINK WE'RE GONNA WORK ON THAT. 849 00:38:56,802 --> 00:39:01,640 (playing "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear") 850 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:05,577 * IT CAME UPON 851 00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:08,747 * A MIDNIGHT CLEAR 852 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,750 * THAT GLORIOUS SONG 853 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,720 * OF OLD 854 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:19,491 * FROM ANGELS BENDING 855 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,460 * NEAR THE EARTH 856 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:23,795 * TO TOUCH THE... 857 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,731 HANDICAPPED. EXCUSE ME. 858 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:28,333 COMING THROUGH. 859 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,502 OUT OF MY WAY! HANDICAPPED. 860 00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:32,438 * PEACE ON EARTH 861 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:35,641 * GOODWILL TO MEN 862 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:41,346 * FROM HEAVEN'S ALL GRACIOUS KING * 863 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,615 * THE WORLD 864 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,851 * IN SOLEMN 865 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,853 * STILLNESS LAY 866 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,822 * TO HEAR 867 00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:56,962 * THE ANGELS SING 868 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,967 (Alan) WE HAD OUR FIRST 3-WAY TONIGHT. 869 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,936 I'M NOT SURE THAT SHIRLEY ENJOYED IT AS MUCH AS WE DID. 870 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,605 MM... 871 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,675 IT WAS FABULOUS FOR ME. 872 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:15,413 SHE DIDN'T QUITE TASTE THE SAME AS I REMEMBER. 873 00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:17,015 SHE TASTED MORE LIKE... 874 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,950 ME. THAT WAS MY SLOBBER, DENNY. 875 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:22,521 WE FINALLY EXCHANGED BODILY FLUIDS. 876 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:23,889 OH. 877 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,658 (chuckles) 878 00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:28,894 BLECH. 879 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,029 DID I TELL YOU MY CASE WORKED OUT? 880 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:33,164 SOFIA'S DAUGHTER DECIDED 881 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:34,933 TO COME HOME AFTER ALL. 882 00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,101 FANTASTIC. 883 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,804 GOT A CALL FROM THE CLERK'S OFFICE 884 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:40,806 TO COME TO COURT FOR THE SUMMATIONS. 885 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:42,708 TURNS OUT IT WAS A MISTAKE. 886 00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:45,844 AND, UH, BY THE TIME I GOT BACK, 887 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,647 SOFIA WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE GOOD NEWS. 888 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,982 WELL, YOU MUST HAVE SOMEHOW REACHED THE GIRL, DENNY. 889 00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:52,417 CONGRATULATIONS. 890 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,555 OF COURSE, THE WARRANT DIDN'T HURT. 891 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,826 I MAY MISS A LOT, ALAN, 892 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,795 BUT I DON'T MISS EVERYTHING. 893 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,435 I JUST... 894 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,838 CAME UP WITH THE IDEA, 895 00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:16,608 AND I THOUGHT YOU'D OBJECT TO ANY KIND OF ASSISTANCE. 896 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:19,511 SO YOU DECIDED TO KEEP THE TRUTH FROM ME? 897 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,650 SOFIA CAME TO YOU. 898 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:26,818 SHE DIDN'T TRUST THAT I WAS WINNING. 899 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:31,823 BUT I WAS, ALAN. 900 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,794 I BELIEVE YOU. 901 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,863 I'M NOT SURE YOU DO, 902 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:41,266 BUT I KNOW YOUR HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE. 903 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:47,038 AND HOW CAN I BE MAD AT ANYONE 904 00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:50,208 WHO CAN GET SHIRLEY TO DRESS LIKE A RABBIT? 905 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:51,610 (chuckles) 906 00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:53,779 SHE IS A GODDESS, ISN'T SHE? 907 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,681 OH, BOY. 908 00:41:57,916 --> 00:42:02,788 ("Christmas Time Is Here" playing) 909 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,156 DENNY, MAYBE FOR CHRISTMAS-- 910 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,693 YOU CAN'T HAVE HER. 911 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:10,028 (children) * CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE 912 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:11,730 HOW ABOUT-- NO! 913 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:15,033 * WE'LL BE DRAWING NEAR 914 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,603 WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS JUST THE SAME, MY FRIEND. 915 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:19,738 MERRY CHRISTMAS. * OH, THAT WE 916 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:25,677 * COULD ALWAYS SEE SUCH SPIRIT THROUGH THE YEAR * 917 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:25,777 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc.