1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:02,263 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:03,916 ALAN, THIS IS VANESSA WALKER. 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,701 SHE'S FROM OUR NEW YORK OFFICE. 4 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:08,269 SHE INVITED ME TO JOIN CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 5 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,271 I'M A BIG FAN OF DIVERSITY. I DATE MIDGETS, YOU KNOW? 6 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,534 AND THEIR MOTHERS.I, UH, GOT KICKED OUT OF MY GYM. 7 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:16,103 IT'S AN ALL-GIRLS GYM.THAT'S THE REASON YOU WENT BACK TO THAT CLUB AS CLARENCE-- 8 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:17,930 SO SANDY COULD MEET YOU. 9 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:20,542 CLARENCE, I'D LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU. 10 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:21,804 I'M HEARING THAT JEFFREY COHO 11 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:24,241 HAS SET HIS LITTLE "ANTENNAE" ON DENISE. 12 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:27,288 I WOULD LIKE TO START SEEING YOU.FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? 13 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:31,074 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TERM "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" MEANS?YOU SLUT. 14 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:37,037 ♪♪♪ 15 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:50,311 DENISE... 16 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:51,921 I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE 17 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,967 YOUR BUSY HANDS FROM AFAR. 18 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:57,100 I FIND THERE'S LITTLE 19 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,971 MORE INTOXICATING 20 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:01,278 THAN A PRETTY WOMAN WITH A BUSY HAND. 21 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:02,888 I IMAGINE LATER TONIGHT, 22 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:06,849 WHEN I LET MY MIND WANDER TO YOU, 23 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:09,286 AS IT SO INVARIABLY DOES, 24 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,984 MY HAND, TOO, WILL BECOME BUSY. 25 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:16,728 ALAN, YOU'VE MET VANESSA, RIGHT? 26 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,298 [chuckles] 27 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:22,865 OUT OF CURIOSITY, 28 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:24,867 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE SUED YOU? 29 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,739 IT NEVER GETS OLD. 30 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:29,611 WILL YOU BE SUING ME? 31 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:32,570 I CAN'T FLY.YOU'RE JUST DISCOVERING THIS? 32 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:35,312 BELLA AND I WERE HEADED FOR HAWAII. 33 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,575 I GOT DETAINED AT THE AIRPORT. THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BOARD.WHY? 34 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,230 ACCORDING TO THEIR RECORDS, I'M A TERRORIST.WHAT? 35 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,145 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID, "A TERRORIST." 36 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:44,234 NOW BELLA'S IN HAWAII, AND I'M NOT. 37 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,193 ALAN, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.OKAY. 38 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,282 NOBODY GETS AWAY WITH CALLING DENNY CRANE A TERRORIST. 39 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,935 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO? 40 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:52,808 PERFECT WORLD, WE BLOW 'EM UP.SHORT OF THAT? 41 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:54,636 SLEEP WITH THEIR WIVES.YOU CAN DO BETTER. 42 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:56,942 DAUGHTERS?DENNY, YOU'RE AN AMERICAN. 43 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,684 WHAT DOES ANY TRUE RED-WHITE-AND-BLUE AMERICAN DO 44 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:02,426 WHEN HE'S BEEN WRONGED OR EVEN SLIGHTLY PUT OUT 45 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:06,082 FOR THAT MATTER? 46 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,214 WE SUE. 47 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:11,000 ♪♪♪ 48 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:43,946 VANESSA, THANKS FOR COMING. 49 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,034 [door shuts] 50 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:47,776 THIS IS HELEN CHOI. 51 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,821 NICE TO MEET YOU.HELLO. 52 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:52,868 LET'S JUST JUMP RIGHT IN SINCE TIME IS RUNNING SHORT. 53 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:55,653 HELEN TEACHES FIRST GRADE IN ALLSTON. 54 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:59,440 SHE TRAGICALLY HAD ONE OF HER STUDENTS PASS AWAY 55 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,311 DUE TO AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO PEANUTS. 56 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,444 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 57 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:06,011 THE PARENTS ARE SUING HER FOR WRONGFUL DEATH, 58 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:09,101 CITING HER NEGLIGENCE IN THE DEATH OF THE CHILD. 59 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,799 THE TRIAL STARTS WEDNESDAY.I HAD ANOTHER LAWYER, 60 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,801 BUT THE PARENTS' ATTORNEYS ARE FROM A BIG FIRM, 61 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,803 AND THEY SEEMED TO HAVE OVERWHELMED HIM. 62 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:16,848 WHY ARE THEY CLAIMING YOU WERE NEGLIGENT? 63 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:21,288 FIRST, FOR ALLOWING THE PEANUTS TO EVEN GET IN THE ROOM. 64 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:22,854 WE CHECK THE LUNCHES, 65 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:26,031 BUT ANOTHER STUDENT HAD BROUGHT IN A CANDY BAR 66 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,295 THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT. 67 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:31,472 AND ALSO AT THE TIME OF THE INCIDENT, 68 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,778 I WAS ON MY CELL PHONE. 69 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,477 IT PROBABLY DID DISTRACT ME FOR A FEW SECONDS 70 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,262 BEFORE I GOT TO THE EpiPen.I'VE SCHEDULED A SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE 71 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,698 FOR TODAY. 72 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,700 I'D LIKE YOU TO JOIN US. 73 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,268 HOW LONG AFTER THAT DID THE CHILD DIE? 74 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:49,054 OH, HE DIED RIGHT THERE 75 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:53,145 IN THE CLASSROOM. 76 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:57,106 OKAY, DENNY. IT'S TRUE. 77 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,890 YOU'RE ON A NO-FLY LIST.YEAH, I TOLD YOU. 78 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:01,023 THEY'VE OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED YOU WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 79 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:03,808 I ARRANGED A MEETING WITH A MAN FROM HOMELAND SECURITY. 80 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:06,028 EXCELLENT.HE'S COMING HERE, ACTUALLY. 81 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:09,161 HIS OFFICE IS IN SOME DISARRAY. 82 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:12,339 AND WE WON'T BE NEEDING ANY GUNS. 83 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,993 JUST WANT TO SHOW HIM THAT I'VE GOT 'EM, LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN. 84 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,082 WHY IS HE COMING HERE? 85 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,563 WELL, HE DIDN'T WANT YOU GOING THERE, 86 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:22,523 IN CASE YOU ALSO TURNED OUT TO BE... 87 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:23,959 WHAT? 88 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:26,178 [chuckles] WELL, A... A SPY. 89 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:28,006 A SPY?DENNY... 90 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,052 WE'LL CLEAR IT UP. I PROMISE. 91 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:32,141 A SPY!ISN'T THERE ANYONE YOUKNOW? 92 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:34,012 WELL, I CAN'T GET ANYBODY. I CALLED TOM DeLAY. 93 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:36,014 HIS NUMBER'S DISCONNECTED. FOLEY HAS GOT HIS HANDS FULL. 94 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:39,061 FRIST SAID, "DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY." 95 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,845 I CALLED CLARENCE THOMAS. 96 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:43,631 HIS OFFICE SAID HE WAS INDISPOSED. 97 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,589 HAVE YOU TRIED GOING RIGHT TO THE TOP?CHENEY? 98 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:46,938 BOYS...SHIRLEY. 99 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,810 DID YOU HEAR? DENNY CAN'T FLY. 100 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:51,552 [laughs] TELL ME ABOUT IT. HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN CLAIRE? 101 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,467 NO. WHY? 102 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:56,687 HER ASSISTANT'S CAUSING A BIT OF A STIR IN RECEPTION.CLARENCE? 103 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:59,211 UH, IF ONLY IT WERE CLARENCE.CLARICE? 104 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,213 I STILL WISH.WHO? 105 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,389 OPRAH. 106 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:05,566 [laughs] 107 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:06,828 [imitating Oprah] WHO LIKES SHOES? WHO LIKES SHOES? 108 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:08,395 OH, MY.WOW. 109 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:09,787 DO YOU LIKE SHOES? 110 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:10,962 HE'S HOT.IN THE TRUNK. 111 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,573 WHOO! [laughs] 112 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,270 WHY IS EVERYBODY HUGGING HER? 113 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,620 SHE JUST GAVE THEM ALL CARS. 114 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,405 EVIDENTLY, HIGH-END. 115 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:23,235 DENNY CRANE.HELLO, DENNY. 116 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,846 ♪♪♪ 117 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,848 [applause] 118 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:35,639 ♪♪♪ 119 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:39,164 ♪♪♪ 120 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,080 CLARENCE, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 121 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,908 NOTHING HAPPENED, CHILD. 122 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,823 IT'S JUST JANUARY IS MARTIN LUTHER KING MONTH. 123 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,912 I USED TO DRESS UP AS DR. KING, 124 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:51,176 BUT KIDS TODAY, HALF OF THEM DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS. 125 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,396 BUT THEY ALL KNOW OPRAH. 126 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,616 [chuckles]UH, EXCUSE ME. 127 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:58,532 HOMELAND SECURITY IS IN YOUR OFFICE. 128 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,273 OKAY. 129 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,624 AND, UH, WHY WOULD HOMELAND SECURITY 130 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:08,019 BE IN YOUR OFFICE?DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW, PAUL? 131 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:10,152 NO. 132 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:11,414 DENNIS CRANE. 133 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,634 THE ONE WE TARGETED IS A CANADIAN-BORN CITIZEN 134 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,853 WHO CONVERTED TO ISLAM AND TOOK UP JIHAD 135 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,768 AGAINST THE UNITED STATES AFTER 9/11. 136 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,901 HE VISITED SEVERAL TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS IN PAKISTAN 137 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:22,338 WITH KNOWN TIES TO AL-QAIDA. 138 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,080 HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO MOHAMMED AL-ZWARI, 139 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:28,823 BUT HIS PASSPORT STILL LISTS HIM AS "DENNIS CRANE," 140 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,042 WHICH IS WHY THE NAME IS ON THE NO-FLY LIST. 141 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,217 SO... 142 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,047 NOW THAT WE'VE CLEARED IT UP... 143 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:37,571 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 144 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:40,487 THE CURRENT TECHNOLOGY DOESN'T PROVIDE AIRLINE OFFICIALS 145 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,881 WITH THE TARGET'S DATE OF BIRTH, RACE OR PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION. 146 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,622 JUST A NAME. 147 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:49,278 [chuckles] ARE YOU SAYING ANYONE NAMED DENNIS CRANE-- 148 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:53,021 WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO FLY ON COMMERCIAL AIRLINERS, 149 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:55,153 UNLESS HE CAN GET ON THE OTHER LIST 150 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,678 OF PEOPLE ON THE NO-FLY LIST WHO CAN FLY.UH, OKAY. 151 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,984 SO, UH, PUT HIM ON THAT LIST. 152 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,812 ALSO NOT SIMPLE. 153 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,598 HE'LL HAVE TO FILL OUT A FORM AND WAIT FOR APPROVAL. 154 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:08,471 WELL, HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?IT'S, UM, INDETERMINATE. 155 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,951 UH, YOU'RE JOKING.I ASSURE YOU, 156 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,953 THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR. 157 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:14,869 AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU WHEN IT COMES TO THE WAR ON TERROR. 158 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,958 LET ME SHOOT HIM.MR. MURCH... 159 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:19,395 THERE IS NOBODY MORE RED, WHITE AND BLUE 160 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,310 THAN THIS MAN HERE. 161 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:24,095 HE'S FOR THE DEATH PENALTY. HE'S PRO-LIFE. 162 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,489 HE DOESN'T READ NEWSPAPERS. 163 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,187 HE'S EXERCISED EVERYLOOPHOLE TO AVOID PAYING TAXES. 164 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,102 HE'S EVEN DONATED TO. THE JACK ABRAMOFF BALL. 165 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,714 I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU. I REALLY DO. 166 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,846 BUT THESE ARE SOME OF THE PRICES WE PAY 167 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,979 TO LIVE IN A FREE, DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY WHICH IS SAFE. 168 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,372 LET ME SHOOT HIM.ARE YOU THREATENING ME? 169 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:43,724 NO, THAT JOB FALLS TO ME, MR. MURCH. 170 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:47,989 I WILL ASK YOU NICELY TO PUT DENNY'S NAME ON THE FLY LIST, 171 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:50,731 OR I WILL COMPLICATE YOURLIFE IN FEDERAL COURT. 172 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:53,211 BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED, 173 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:56,563 YOUR SUPERIORS WON'TBE SAYING, "HECK OF A JOB, MURCHIE." 174 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,129 [chuckles] 175 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,958 YOU'RE THREATENING TO MESS UP MY LIFE? 176 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,918 YOU'RE TALKING TO HOMELAND SECURITY. 177 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,833 WE'RE THE MASTER. 178 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,836 ♪♪♪ 179 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,797 WE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE CLEAR WITH HER. 180 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,800 WE HAD A MEETING TO SPECIFICALLY DISCUSS THE ALLERGY. 181 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:19,281 WE WENT OVER THE PRECISE PROCEDURE. 182 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:22,937 SHE KNEW THE SEVERITY OF THE RISK.WE UNDERSTAND, MRS. BECKETT. 183 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,809 NOBODY'S DENYING THE TERRIBLE TRAGEDY THAT OCCURRED HERE. 184 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:28,116 BUT YOU ARE DENYING HER CULPABILITY, ARE YOU NOT? 185 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:31,162 MR. AND MRS. BECKETT, I'M SURE YOU CAN APPRECIATE 186 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,860 THAT, AS HELEN'S LAWYERS, 187 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,949 WE CAN'T ADMIT ANY LIABILITY ON HER PART. 188 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,429 BUT LET'S ASSUME, FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, 189 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:40,128 SHE BEARS SOME RESPONSIBILITY. 190 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,260 SHE HAS NO ASSETS. 191 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:44,567 ANY JUDGMENT YOU GET WOULD NOT BE RECOVERABLE. 192 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,656 THIS IS NOT ABOUT MONEY, MS. SCHMIDT. 193 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,875 [Shirley] OKAY. 194 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:50,051 THEN, IF I MAY ASK, 195 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,967 WHAT IS IT ABOUT? 196 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,839 WE WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE. 197 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:59,190 WE WANT TO PUT THE WORD OUT THAT TEACHERS LIKE HER 198 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:02,150 NEED TO TAKE CARE. 199 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:05,022 YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE. 200 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:13,596 ♪♪♪ 201 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,598 TAKE OFF THE WIG, CLARENCE. 202 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,601 THIS WIG DOESN'T COME OFF AS EASILY, CHILD. 203 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,256 IT DOESN'T JUST POP OFF LIKE A HOOD ORNAMENT.WHAT HAPPENED? 204 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:24,041 OBVIOUSLY, SOMETHING WENT WRONG WITH SANDY. 205 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,608 SANDY'S A DARLING GIRL, 206 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,915 BUT SHE WASN'T REMOTELY IN A PLACE TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. 207 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,874 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?WHAT HAPPENED? 208 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,007 THERE WEREN'T ANY PRECIPITATING FACTORS. 209 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,878 SOMETIMES TWO PEOPLE, 210 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,793 DESPITE HAVING A LOT IN COMMON-- 211 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:40,275 CAN YOU JUST TAKE OFF THE WIG?[deep male voice] ENOUGH WITH THE WIG! 212 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,059 FORGET THE WIG! 213 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,887 WHO WAS THAT? 214 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:47,978 [imitating Oprah] FROM THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE, I'D SAY CLEVANT. 215 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,980 CLARENCE... 216 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,939 YOU'RE NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC. 217 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:55,116 YOU'RE JUST CHOOSING TO HIDE BEHIND THESE PERSONAS, 218 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,640 ESPECIALLY WHEN... 219 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:01,644 WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED WITH SANDY? 220 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,125 YOU KNOW, HONEY, I'LL MAKE A DEAL. 221 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:07,258 WE'LL TALK ABOUT CLARENCE AND HISPERSONAL LIFE 222 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,304 IF WE CAN FIRST DISCUSS YOURS. 223 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,872 DO YOU HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE, CLAIRE? 224 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,091 IN THE WORKPLACE? ABSOLUTELY NOT.ANYPLACE? 225 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:14,962 [exhales] 226 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,965 WHY DO YOU DRESS THE WAY YOU DO? 227 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,967 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WAY I DRESS? 228 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,273 IT JUST ISN'T VERY SEXUAL. 229 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:25,276 YOU APPEAR TO HAVE A VERY GOOD BODY, 230 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,670 AND YOU COVER IT UP.I DO NOT. 231 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,371 [clears throat] 232 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:36,766 HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED, CLAIRE? 233 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,160 OKAY, OPRAH... 234 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:42,119 ISN'T THIS WHEN, ON YOUR SHOW, YOU CUT TO A COMMERCIAL? 235 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,905 YOU ASK A BIG, LOADED, MELODRAMATIC QUESTION, 236 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,907 AND THEN YOU SAY, "WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS." 237 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,779 WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT? 238 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:58,266 ♪♪♪ 239 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:01,748 ♪♪♪ 240 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,493 ONE SECOND, DENNY. 241 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,018 DENNY AND I ARE OFF TO FEDERAL COURT. 242 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,498 IT SEEMS HE'S ON THE NO-FLY LIST. 243 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,804 GEE. 244 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:18,547 DENISE, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MORE SYMPATHETIC. 245 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,897 DENNY CAN'T SPREAD HIS WINGS. 246 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,769 IMAGINE HOW YOU'D FEEL 247 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,510 IF YOU WERE ROBBED OF THE OPPORTUNITY 248 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,948 TO SPREAD YOURS. 249 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,950 THAT IS SOLAME. 250 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:33,040 WHY DO YOU SMELL OF SEX, DENISE? 251 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,955 EXCUSE ME? 252 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:38,045 A WOMAN GIVES OFF A CERTAIN SCENT WHEN SHE'S HAVING SEX. 253 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,221 WHO ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH, DENISE? 254 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,397 OKAY, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 255 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,008 IT SMELLS LIKE BRAD. 256 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,184 IS IT BRAD? 257 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,927 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?HE KNOWS. 258 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,234 HE KNOWS WHAT?THAT WE'RE HAVING SEX. 259 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,105 DID YOU TELL ANYBODY? 260 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,281 HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY KNOW UNLESS YOU TOLD SOMEBODY? 261 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,066 I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY. 262 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,677 HE SMELLED IT ON ME. 263 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,901 OH, STOP IT. 264 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:11,948 ♪♪♪ 265 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,038 I HAD CHECKED THE LUNCHES. 266 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,692 I CHECK THEM ALL EVERY DAY. 267 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,956 THE SCHOOL HAS A STRICT NO-PEANUT POLICY.YES. 268 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,654 AND ALL PARENTS WERE NOTIFIED VERBALLY AND IN WRITING 269 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,787 NOT TO BRING ANYTHING WITH NUTS TO CLASS. 270 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,833 SO WHAT HAPPENED?WELL... 271 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,835 THE CHILDREN WERE EATING. 272 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:32,360 ALL OF A SUDDEN, NATE... HE WAS ON THE FLOOR. 273 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,492 I WENT OVER. 274 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,843 HE HAD GONE INTO SHOCK. 275 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,409 AND THEN? 276 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,847 AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE PROTOCOL. 277 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,936 I UNLOCKED THE FIRST AID CABINET. 278 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,939 I GOT OUT AN EpiPen. I JAMMED IT INTO HIS THIGH, 279 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,028 BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. 280 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,812 IT TURNS OUT ANOTHER STUDENT 281 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,728 HAD BROUGHT IN A MINI-CANDY BAR WITH NUTS IN IT, 282 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,209 AND I NEVER SAW IT. 283 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,341 WHAT EXACTLYWERE YOU DOING 284 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,822 WHEN NATE BECKETT WENT INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK? 285 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,607 I WAS TALKING ON MY CELL PHONE. 286 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,957 IS THAT PERMISSIBLE, 287 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,568 FOR TEACHERS TO BE ON THEIR CELL PHONES, DURING CLASS? 288 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:10,050 IT WAS DURING LUNCH, BUT, NO, IT IS NOT PERMISSIBLE. 289 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,835 MY FATHER HAD HAD SURGERY THAT MORNING. 290 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,619 I WAS ANXIOUS TO CHECK UP ON HIM. 291 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,013 IN FACT, YOU HAD YOUR BACK TURNED ON YOUR STUDENTS 292 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,102 AS YOU SPOKE ON THE PHONE. 293 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,930 MY FATHER HAD A LIFE-THREATENING CONDITION. 294 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,932 I DIDN'T WANT TO ALARM THE STUDENTS. 295 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,239 HOW LONG HAD NATE BEEN ON THE FLOOR 296 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,894 BEFORE YOU NOTICED HIM?WELL, THE CHILDREN STARTED TO SCREAM, SO... 297 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,635 I DON'T KNOW. NOT LONG. 298 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,072 20 SECONDS?AT THE MOST. 299 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,682 I WOULD SAY UNDER. 300 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,989 BUT POSSIBLY20 SECONDS? 301 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,513 POSSIBLY. 302 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,951 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A TEACHER?SEVEN YEARS. 303 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,910 DO YOU LIKE IT?I LOVE IT. 304 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,956 IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO.HAS ANYTHING LIKE THIS 305 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,132 EVER HAPPENED IN YOUR CLASS BEFORE? 306 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,134 NO. GOD, NO. 307 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,484 I JUST... 308 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:58,315 I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON MY CELL PHONE. 309 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,143 IF I MAY ASK, 310 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,668 WHAT WAS THE OUTCOME OF YOUR DAD'S SURGERY? 311 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:08,108 HE DIDN'T MAKE IT. 312 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,023 WE'RE BACK FROM THAT COMMERCIAL BREAK, 313 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,939 IN CASE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE OUR CONVERSATION.YOU KNOW WHAT? 314 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,071 YOU WANT TO TAKE OFF THAT WIG AND TALK, FINE. 315 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,508 BUT I'M NOT SHARING MY LIFE WITH OPRAH. 316 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,294 I'M NOT CAPABLE OF HAVING THAT TALK AS CLARENCE, 317 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:23,166 WHICH YOU KNOW. 318 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,776 YOU GOT ISSUES, GIRL. 319 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,996 NOW YOU CAN GO THROUGH LIFE LETTING PEOPLE IN 320 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,390 OR KEEPING THEM SHUT OUT, YOUR CHOICE. 321 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,653 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. 322 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:35,004 I HAVE CERTAINLY BEEN GROPED ON THE ODD DATE, 323 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,920 BUT LET'S JUST SAY IT'S NOTHING I COULDN'T HANDLE. 324 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,140 IS ONE OF THE WAYS YOU HANDLE IT 325 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:43,012 BY DRESSING IN A NONSEXUAL WAY? 326 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,188 I DON'T THINK I DRESS THAT WAY. 327 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:48,975 I DRESS MAYBE A LITTLE CONSERVATIVELY, BUT--WHY? 328 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:52,326 CONSERVATIVE IS NOT A WORD I'D USE TO DESCRIBE YOU, CLAIRE. 329 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,936 YOU'RE A BALLS-OUT KIND OF GIRL. 330 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,808 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 331 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,941 THIS PLACE IS A RATHER SPECTACULAR BOYS' CLUB. 332 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,770 IF YOU SO MUCH AS TURN YOUR BACK ON DENNY CRANE, 333 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,815 HE TRIES TO MOUNT YOU. 334 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,166 ALAN SHORE IS IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF LECHERS. 335 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,124 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 336 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:11,171 [scoffs] I AM STANDING HERE TALKING TO OPRAH. 337 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:14,217 BELIEVE IT.SHIRLEY SCHMIDT IS A NAME PARTNER. 338 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:17,307 AND A QUEEN BEE, WHICH IS HOW SHE'D LIKE TO KEEP IT. 339 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,309 LOOK, I AM BUSY. 340 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,398 LET'S CUT TO ANOTHER COMMERCIAL. 341 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,401 ONE OF THE REASONS THIS MAY BE AN OLD BOYS' CLUB 342 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,403 IS BECAUSE THE WOMEN HERE FEEL 343 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:29,058 THEY HAVE TO BECOME ONE OF THE BOYS TO SUCCEED. 344 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,278 YOU'RE A TOUGH BROAD, CLAIRE. 345 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,497 IF ANY GIRL'S GOT A SHOT AT CRASHING THROUGH 346 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,673 THAT PLEXIGLAS CEILING, IT'S GOT TO BE YOU. 347 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,675 DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE SEXY. 348 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,678 AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE SOFT. 349 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,899 SUCCEED ON YOUR TERMS HERE, NOT THEIRS. 350 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,860 HOW ABOUT WE BOTH TRY AND WORK ON THAT? 351 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,733 CLARENCE NEEDS TO COME BACK TO WORK. 352 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,910 I CAN'T AFFORD OPRAH. 353 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,999 THEY PULLED ME OUT BEFORE I COULD BOARD, 354 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,566 PUT ME IN THIS LITTLE ROOM. 355 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,221 AT SOME POINT, SOMEBODY JOINED YOU IN THE LITTLE ROOM? 356 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,484 NO, SOMEBODY FROM TRANSPORTATION SECURITY 357 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:07,009 TOLD ME I CAN'T FLY.DID HE SAY WHY? 358 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,185 MY NAME IS ON THE NO-FLY LIST. 359 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:12,101 YOU'VE SINCE CLEARED UP THE CONFUSION?THE CONFUSION, YES, 360 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,016 BUT NOT THE PROBLEM. I STILL CAN'T FLY, 361 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,931 UNLESS I GET THESE SPECIAL PAPERS, 362 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,542 WHICH WILL TAKE WHO KNOWS HOW LONG. 363 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:21,284 IT'S RIDICULOUS. THAT'S WHY I USUALLY FLY PRIVATE. 364 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,808 YOU'RE STILL NOT ALLOWED TO FLY?NO. 365 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,810 WHY HAS THIS REACHED MY COURTROOM? 366 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,335 MR. CRANE IS LOOKING FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT, YOUR HONOR. 367 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,423 SPECIALTREATMENT? 368 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,512 TO BE ALLOWED TO FLY ON AN AIRPLANE 369 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,296 WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE? 370 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,819 THE SPECIAL TREATMENT HE SEEKS 371 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,822 IS TO GET OFF THE NO-FLY LIST WITHOUT THE SPECIFIED PAPERS 372 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,607 THE TAXPAYERS ON THE LIST MUST TYPICALLY WAIT FOR. 373 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,044 WHY ARE TYPICAL TAXPAYERS EVEN ONTHE LIST? 374 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,307 LOOK, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED-- 375 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,961 [chuckles] OH, HERE IT COMES.WE'RE IN A WAR ON TERROR. 376 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,876 PEOPLE SCREAMED AFTER 9/11 377 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,096 THAT WE DIDN'T DO ENOUGH TO PREVENT IT. 378 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,141 NOW YOU BITCH WE'RE DOING TOO MUCH.BECAUSE YOU ARE. 379 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,318 LAW-ABIDING LOYAL AMERICANS ARE BEING TREATED LIKE SHOE BOMBERS. 380 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,712 SHOE BOMBERS DON'T DECLARE THEMSELVES, MR. SHORE, 381 00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,367 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T--MR. RANDOLPH, I AM NOT PERSUADED. 382 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,369 WHO HAVE YOU GOT?I HAVE LINWOOD WINCHELL 383 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,458 FROM THE TRANSPORTATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION. 384 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,330 GET HIS ASS UP HERE. 385 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,854 I LIKE YOU. 386 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:16,774 ♪♪♪ 387 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,298 ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK 388 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,778 CAN COME ON SUDDENLY, WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 389 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,390 THE AIRWAYS CAN BECOME CLOGGED IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS. 390 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,566 IF THE EpiPen ISN'T ADMINISTERED, IT CAN BE FATAL. 391 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,916 IF MS. CHOI HAD GOTTEN TO YOUR SON SOONER... 392 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,005 WELL, WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T KNOW FOR SURE. 393 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,920 BUT HE HAD HAD THESE ATTACKS BEFORE, 394 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,922 AND THE EpiPen, 395 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,706 ALONG WITH THE PILLS, HAD PROVEN EFFECTIVE. 396 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,275 SO HER DELAY MIGHT VERY WELL HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO HIS DEATH? 397 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,756 YES. 398 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,758 NOW, MR. BECKETT, 399 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,977 SHE'S A TEACHER, NOT A DOCTOR. 400 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,676 NO, TEACHERS ARE TRAINED IN FIRST AID, 401 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,765 INCLUDING THE USE OF AN EpiPen. 402 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,376 THIS TEACHER IN FACT HAD BEEN TRAINED. 403 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,944 WE MADE SURE OF IT.BUT REALISTICALLY, 404 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,686 IS WHAT HAPPENED HERE REALLY A FORESEEABLE THING?YES. 405 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,818 HEALTH-CARE-NEEDS STUDENTS ARE NOW TYPICALLY MAINSTREAMED. 406 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:04,387 BETWEEN 10% AND 20% OF TODAY'S PUBLIC SCHOOL STUDENTS 407 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:07,129 HAVE CHRONIC PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL OR SOCIAL PROBLEMS, 408 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,001 AND THE PEANUT ALLERGY IS A BIG ONE, 409 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,003 WHICH SHE KNEW. 410 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,964 10% TO 20% OF OUR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS 411 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,706 HAVE CHRONIC MEDICAL OR SOCIAL PROBLEMS? 412 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:22,362 50 MILLION AMERICANS SUFFER FROM SOME KIND OF AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE. 413 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,624 IT'S BECOME EPIDEMIC. 414 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,017 ARE WE INCREASING THE NUMBER OF NURSES IN OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS? 415 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,932 AS FAR AS I KNOW, NO. 416 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,370 SO WE JUST HAND OFF TO THE TEACHERS? 417 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,373 READING, WRITING, ARITHMETIC AND EPIDEMICS? 418 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,984 SHE KNEW HER RESPONSIBILITIES, ACCEPTED THEM 419 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:39,118 AND FAILED TO LIVE UP TO THEM. 420 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,733 LOOK, WE'RE ALL SORRY FOR THE MIX-UP, 421 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,997 BUT WE ARE IN A PITCHED BATTLE WITH RELIGIOUS FANATICS 422 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,565 WHO USE CIVILIAN AIRCRAFT AS MISSILES 423 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,262 AGAINST HIGH-DENSITY TARGETS. 424 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:56,265 WELL, CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MR. CRANE'S NAME OFF THE LIST? 425 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,485 IN WHICH CASE, THE ONE WE TARGETED, 426 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:01,052 THAT TERRORIST WITH THE JIHAD, IS ALSO ALLOWED TO TRAVEL. 427 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:04,099 NONE OF US WANT THAT.THE SYSTEM CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE? 428 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,275 IN TIME, IT WILL BE ABLE TO, 429 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:09,496 BUT FOR NOW, LET'S MAKE THE SKIES SAFE. 430 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,628 AND WE'RE DOING THAT, BY THE WAY. 431 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,978 THERE HASN'T BEEN AN AVIATION HIJACKING SINCE 9/11. 432 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:19,027 MR. CRANE LEFT THAT DETAIL OUT OF HIS LAWSUIT. 433 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,899 YOU SEEM QUITE PLEASED WITH YOURSELF. 434 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:25,120 ACTUALLY, MR. SHORE, MY TONE IS MORE EXASPERATED. 435 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,514 I'M RATHER SICK OF EVERYONE DUMPING ON HOMELAND SECURITY. 436 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,560 BY EVERYONE, YOU MEAN--THE MEDIA, 437 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,693 THE LAWYERS WHO LOVE TO FILE SUIT. 438 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,564 THE 9/11 COMMISSION. 439 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,437 THEY DUMPED ON YOU PRETTY GOOD, DIDN'T THEY?SOMEWHAT. 440 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,612 "SOMEWHAT"? 441 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:41,092 A "D" IN PORT SECURITY, 442 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,920 AN "F" IN IMPROVING COMMUNICATIONS 443 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,792 FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, 444 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,142 A "D" IN BORDER SECURITY, AN "F" IN AVIATION SECURITY, 445 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,100 A "D" IN CHEMICAL PLANT SECURITY-- 446 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,016 THESE AREN'T PASSING GRADES, MR. WINCHELL.WE'RE DOING WHAT WE CAN, 447 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,801 AND LAWSUITS LIKE THIS ONE DON'T HELP. 448 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,890 I READ TED KENNEDY WAS ON YOUR NO-FLY LIST. 449 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,718 DOES HE TAKE THE TRAIN NOW? 450 00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,155 THAT SITUATION WAS RESOLVED. 451 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,723 AND YET, THE BRITISH SUSPECTS WHO WERE ARRESTED LAST SUMMER 452 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,812 FOR PLOTTING TO BLOW UP AIRCRAFT, 453 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,553 THEY WEREN'T ON THE LIST, 454 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,990 DESPITE BEING UNDER SURVEILLANCE FOR OVER A YEAR. 455 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,384 HOW IS THATPOSSIBLE? 456 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,560 SOME OF THE MORE DANGEROUS ONES WE LEAVE OFF. 457 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,475 EXCUSE ME? 458 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,999 IF SUSPECTED TERRORISTS KNEW THEIR NAMES WERE ON THE LIST, 459 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,957 THEY COULD CHANGE THEIR OPERATIONAL PLANS 460 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,525 AND MAKE THEM HARDER TO CAPTURE. 461 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:25,311 SO MR. CRANE, AN AMERICAN CITIZEN 462 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:28,009 WHO HAS NO TIES TO ANY TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 463 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,837 IS ON THE LIST, 464 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,969 BUT SOME OF THE MOST DANGEROUS TERRORISTS ARE NOT? 465 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,884 I'LL TELL YOU THIS, MR. SMUG, 466 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,451 FOR EVERY INNOCENT CAUGHT IN THE NET, 467 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,541 THERE IS TEN GUILTY ONES, SO DON'T TELL ME-- 468 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,630 REALLY? LIKE WHOM? 469 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,067 I CAN'T REVEAL CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. 470 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,940 WELL, LUCKY FOR ME, I HAVE MY OWN SOURCES. 471 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,203 A RECENT STUDY OF THE 441 TERRORISM-RELATED ARRESTS 472 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,423 MADE IN THE UNITED STATES 473 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:54,557 REVEALED THAT VIRTUALLY ALL OF THEM INVOLVE LESSER CHARGES, 474 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,907 LIKE VISA VIOLATIONS, FRAUD, 475 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,909 NOTTERRORISM. 476 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,955 YOU KNOW, SIR, I GO TO WORK EVERY DAY 477 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,044 AND TRY TO MAKE AMERICA SAFER. 478 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,785 WHAT DO YOU DO? 479 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,787 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO. 480 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,833 YOU REPRESENT A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE MR. CRANE 481 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:13,533 WHO HAVE A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY ON THEIR HANDS 482 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,927 WHO CAN AFFORD TO MANIPULATE THE LEGAL SYSTEM 483 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,581 TO MAKE MY JOB TOUGHER. 484 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,061 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. 485 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:22,411 ONE HAS TO WONDER 486 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,587 HOW MANY DENNY CRANES ARE OUT THERE 487 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:29,200 BEING DENIED THE RIGHT TO FLY WHO CAN'T AFFORD AN ATTORNEY. 488 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,768 DO WE HAVE ANY WITH US TODAY? 489 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,728 IF SO, PLEASE STAND. 490 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,605 EVERYONE HERE IS NAMED DENNY CRANE. 491 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:45,652 THESE ARE JUST THE ONES WITHIN DRIVING DISTANCE, OF COURSE, 492 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:48,655 SINCE AIRPLANE TRAVEL IS NOT AN OPTION. 493 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,009 THANK YOU. 494 00:21:55,052 --> 00:22:05,106 ♪♪♪ 495 00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:10,241 ♪♪♪ 496 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:12,592 OH! WOULD YOU PLEASE-- 497 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,985 YOU STILL SMELL OF SEX, BUT THIS TIME 498 00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:17,248 WITH A... [sniffs] TINGE OF JEFFREY COHO. 499 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,946 ARE YOU ON DRUGS? 500 00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:20,904 HI, GUYS. 501 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:23,690 ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH DENISE, JEFFREY? 502 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,866 AS HE IS NOT. 503 00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,827 SO WHAT DID HE WANT?WHO? 504 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:34,048 SHORE. I SAW HIM IN THERE.UH, THE USUAL NONSENSE. 505 00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:35,789 IF IT'S ANY HELP, 506 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,791 SALLY SAID THAT HE CAN'T TAKE ANY ROLE REVERSAL. 507 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,662 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 508 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,882 THAT MEANS WHEN THE WOMAN BECOMES THE PREDATOR, 509 00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:43,971 HE RUNS AWAY LIKE A LITTLE BUNNY. 510 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:46,234 REALLY? 511 00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:53,502 NOW, MRS. BECKETT, 512 00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:57,201 THIS LAWSUIT CAN'T BRING YOUR SON BACK.NO. 513 00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:59,334 BUT MAYBE IT CAN SAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S CHILD. 514 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,075 AND LIKE MY HUSBAND SAID, 515 00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:03,599 THERE ARE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN WITH AUTOIMMUNE DISEASES, 516 00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:06,776 MANY IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS RELYING ON A STANDARD OF CARE. 517 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,649 IF THIS LAWSUIT CAN SOUND A BELL... 518 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,738 WE COUNT ON OUR TEACHERS. 519 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,741 MY GOD, WE TRUST YOU WITH OUR BABIES. 520 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:18,135 I DON'T MEAN TO BE INSENSITIVE, 521 00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:21,617 BUT YOU'RE A PERSON OF MEANS, ARE YOU NOT, MRS. BECKETT? 522 00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:24,446 I'M FINANCIALLY SECURE. 523 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,231 IF YOU THINK FOR A SECOND THAT EASES MY PAIN-- 524 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:29,364 I'M SURE THAT IT DOESN'T, BUT-- 525 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,801 AND I'M SORRY IF THIS DOES SOUND INSENSITIVE-- 526 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,673 BUT YOU HAD THE MEANS 527 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:36,589 TO HIRE A SHADOW NURSE, DIDN'T YOU? 528 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:39,069 SOME PARENTS DO THAT. 529 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,724 THEY SIT IN THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM 530 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,987 PRETENDING TO BE A LAB TEACHER OR... 531 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:47,034 OR YOU COULD HAVE PUT YOUR SON 532 00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,079 IN PRIVATE SCHOOL, 533 00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:52,082 WHERE THE TEACHER-STUDENT RATIO IS LESS THAN 30 TO 1. 534 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,736 HOW DARE YOU? 535 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:55,346 I APOLOGIZE, MRS. BECKETT, 536 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:58,611 BUT YOU'RE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR PLAYING ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACK 537 00:23:58,654 --> 00:24:03,398 SAYING THAT MY CLIENT COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS TRAGEDY... 538 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,053 WHEN IN FACT, YOU COULD OF, AS WELL. 539 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:07,968 I WOULD HAVE DONE 540 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:11,014 WHATEVER I THOUGHT NECESSARY, MISS WALKER, 541 00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:12,929 INCLUDING PRIVATE SCHOOLS 542 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:15,105 OR SHADOW NURSES. 543 00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:17,020 AFTER MEETING WITH YOUR CLIENT, 544 00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:19,414 I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT TO BE NECESSARY. 545 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,024 BECAUSE MY CLIENT STRUCK YOU 546 00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:24,724 AS BEING BOTH CAPABLE AND DEDICATED. 547 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,900 YES. 548 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,033 THANK YOU. 549 00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:34,081 ♪♪♪ 550 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:37,519 WE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD SINCE 9/11, 551 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:40,740 BUT NO ONE HERE SEEMS REALLY WILLING TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD. 552 00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,829 SERGEANT MIKE KRAUSE 553 00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,048 OF THE ARMY'S 101st AIRBORNE DIVISION 554 00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:47,529 IN BOTH IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN WAS RECENTLY QUOTED 555 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:49,792 IN "THE NEW YORK TIMES." 556 00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:53,230 HE SAID, "WE'RE NOWHERE CLOSE TO SHARING THE SACRIFICE, 557 00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:55,102 "AND IT MUST BE SHARED 558 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,017 "BECAUSE IT'S ONLY IN THAT SHARING 559 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,975 "THAT SOCIETY WILL TRULY CARE 560 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,151 ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE." 561 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,979 IN PREVIOUS WARTIMES, 562 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:05,329 THE PUBLIC WAS CALLED UPON TO MAKE GREAT SACRIFICES. 563 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:07,984 THEY WERE TOLD TO GIVE UP MEAT AND RUBBER AND STEEL. 564 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:10,639 YOUNG MEN WERE DRAFTED INTO THE MILITARY. 565 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:13,381 TODAY THERE'S NO DRAFT. THERE'S NO RATIONING. 566 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:15,949 NO ONE'S TELLING YOU TO BUY WAR BONDS. 567 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:18,691 NO ONE'S ROUNDING YOU UP TO PUT YOU IN INTERNMENT CAMPS 568 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,301 BECAUSE OF YOUR NATIONALITY. 569 00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:23,783 THE NO-FLY LIST IS AN INCONVENIENCE, YOUR HONOR, 570 00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,959 AND AN INCONVENIENCE FOR A VERY SMALL PART 571 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,048 OF THE POPULATION. 572 00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,745 JUST THINK IF WE'D BEEN ABLE 573 00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,617 TO STOP THOSE 9/11 HIJACKERS 574 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,880 FROM EVER GETTING ON THOSE PLANES, 575 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,969 BECAUSE THEIR NAMES WERE ON A LIST 576 00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:39,712 WARNING US OF THEIR POTENTIAL FOR HARM. 577 00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:43,063 BUT ALL MR. CRANE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT IS 578 00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:47,110 HE'S DELAYED GETTING TO MAUI. 579 00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:50,374 SOME SACRIFICE. 580 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:56,511 THIS IS GOING TO BE LONG, ISN'T IT? 581 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:05,520 SOME OF THE NEW iPods, 582 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:10,394 YOU CAN LOAD UP TO 20,000 SONGS ON THEM. 583 00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:13,310 STREAMS OF VIDEOS, PICTURES, 584 00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:15,008 ALL ON A THING THIS BIG. 585 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:18,751 THE TECHNOLOGY IN THIS COUNTRY 586 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,404 IS STAGGERING. 587 00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:24,626 AND YET, UH, THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T GET THEIR COMPUTERS 588 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:27,063 TO ERASE MY CLIENT FROM THE NO-FLY LIST, 589 00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,979 EVEN THOUGH THEY ADMIT HE SHOULDN'T BE ON IT. 590 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:33,809 INSTEAD, ANYBODY NAMED DENNY CRANE CAN'T FLY. 591 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:36,812 NOW MR. WINCHELL IS CORRECT. 592 00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:40,816 HE--HE DOESN'T NEED ME TO INDICT HOMELAND SECURITY. 593 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,296 THE 9/11 COMMISSION ALREADY DID THAT. 594 00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:45,908 THE AMERICAN PUBLIC CERTAINLY DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR IT FROM ME. 595 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,518 NO, WHAT HOMELAND SECURITY COULD REALLY USE 596 00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:52,393 FROM ME OR OTHERS, PREFERABLY OTHERS, 597 00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,351 IS A LITTLE HELP. 598 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:55,744 WHY NOT GET IT? 599 00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:57,441 I'M SURE TOM RIDGE 600 00:26:57,485 --> 00:27:00,749 IS A VERY NICE MAN, CAPABLE, TOO, 601 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,446 AS IS MICHAEL CHERTOFF. 602 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:05,798 BUT I CAN GET 20,000 SONGS ON MY iPod. 603 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:08,583 WE HAVE GENIUSES IN THIS COUNTRY, 604 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,890 TRUE PIONEERS OF INNOVATION. 605 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:13,196 STEVE JOBS, STEVEN WOZNIAK, 606 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,024 STEVE BALLMER. 607 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,331 IF WE COULD JUST ROUND UP SOME OF OUR BEST STEVES... 608 00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:19,072 WE'VE GOT KIDS IN GARAGES 609 00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:21,988 INVENTING GOOGLE AND YouTube. 610 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:24,555 JETS CAN NOT ONLY FLY BY COMPUTER, 611 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:27,863 BUT THEY CAN NOW TAKE OFF AND LAND ON AUTOPILOT. 612 00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:32,955 SHOULD WE TRULY BE STUMPED BY THIS NO-FLY COMPUTER LIST? 613 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:36,002 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING SO SIMPLE AS ISSUING A FLYER'S LICENSE? 614 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:38,134 IT COULD HAVE YOUR PICTURE, FINGERPRINTS. 615 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,920 YOU SHOW IT, SCAN THE CARD AND YOUR FINGERS AT THE GATE. 616 00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:43,009 IF IT'S A MATCH, YOU GET YOUR AISLE SEAT. 617 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:45,489 THIS CAN'T BE UNDOABLE. 618 00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,317 EXPENSIVE, MAYBE, 619 00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:49,493 BUT JUDGING FROM RECENT SPENDING PATTERNS, 620 00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:51,844 WE'VE GOT BILLIONS TO THROW AROUND. 621 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:54,847 HALLIBURTON ALONE HAS PROFITED OVER $10 BILLION FROM THE WAR. 622 00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:56,892 MAYBE WE COULD GET THEM TO KICK IN. 623 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:58,764 WHY IS IT 624 00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:02,463 OUR GOVERNMENT LEADERS ONLY TAP INTO THE PRIVATE SECTOR 625 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,552 FOR CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS 626 00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:06,946 OR TO PASS OUT CONTRACTS TO CRONIES? 627 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,296 BILL GATES IS OUT THERE. PAUL ALLEN. 628 00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:10,950 HAS ANYBODY CALLED THEM? 629 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:13,561 I BET MARK CUBAN WOULD PERSONALLY FUND 630 00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:14,954 THE COMPUTER UPGRADES 631 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,956 IF YOU GAVE HIM FREE PUBLICITY. 632 00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:19,959 IS IT REALLY AGAINST NATIONAL POLICY 633 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,875 TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX? 634 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:27,618 THIS ISN'T ABOUT BEATING UP ON HOMELAND SECURITY. 635 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,577 EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY'RE TRYING. 636 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,058 I'M SURE THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE, 637 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:36,018 BUT THEY SIMPLY CANNOT DISPATCH A REPRESENTATIVE 638 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:39,456 TO THIS COURTROOM TO SAY THE PROBLEM ISN'T FIXABLE 639 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:43,243 WHILE THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS ARE BEING DENIED DUE PROCESS. 640 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,811 IT SO EASILY HAS TO BE FIXABLE. 641 00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:48,901 AND IN THE MEANTIME, MY CLIENT SITS HERE TODAY, 642 00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:51,120 A LAW-ABIDING MAN, GROUNDED, 643 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:53,949 WHILE BELLA LAYS WRITHING IN MAUI. 644 00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:57,997 ♪♪♪ 645 00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:03,306 TOO LONG? 646 00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:13,664 ♪♪♪ 647 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:14,927 STOP IT. I'M SERIOUS. 648 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,058 JUST ONE LITTLE WAFT. 649 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:17,843 ALAN, I AM NOT FINDING THIS AMUSING. 650 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:21,629 I'M ABOUT TO REGISTER YOU AS A SEX OFFENDER. 651 00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:22,978 WHAT? 652 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:27,330 THIS TIME I DETECT BOTH BRAD ANDJEFFREY. 653 00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:30,812 DENISE, IF IT'S A PUBLIC COURSE, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY. 654 00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,338 ALAN... 655 00:29:35,382 --> 00:29:37,993 LET'S GO TO YOUR OFFICE FOR A MINUTE. 656 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,780 REALLY?MM. 657 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,486 WANT TO PULL OUT YOUR 3-WOOD? 658 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:54,575 I WAS THINKING MY SAND WEDGE. 659 00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:55,968 LET'S GO. 660 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,578 SORRY? 661 00:29:57,621 --> 00:30:00,624 SEE, YOU LIKE TO TALK. 662 00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:03,105 I DON'T. I LIKE TO DO. 663 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:06,065 I ALSO LIKE TO BE SPONTANEOUS. 664 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,588 [chuckles] WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 665 00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:08,850 I'M SAYING, 666 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,896 YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES. 667 00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:13,028 YOUR DESK LOOKS AVAILABLE. 668 00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,900 YOU--YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX ON MY DESK? 669 00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:18,033 MM-HMM, RIGHT NOW. 670 00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:20,209 SURELY YOU JEST. 671 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,386 DON'T YOU? 672 00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:26,389 I DON'T JOKE 673 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:28,261 ABOUT SEX. 674 00:30:28,304 --> 00:30:30,263 SO... 675 00:30:30,306 --> 00:30:34,354 ARE WE ON THE DESK OR NOT? 676 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:39,272 OH! 677 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,317 [clattering] 678 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,323 [low voice] YOU CAN TELL SALLY SHE WAS WRONG. 679 00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:49,151 HEY. 680 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,979 [normal voice] NO, NO. 681 00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:57,159 ♪♪♪ 682 00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:59,988 HELEN CHOI WAS SPECIFICALLY TRAINED 683 00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:01,990 TO USE AN EpiPen. 684 00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:04,688 SHE KNEW HOW CRITICAL EVEN A FEW LOST SECONDS COULD BE. 685 00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:07,822 SHE WAS ON HER CELL PHONE AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY, 686 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,911 HAD HER BACK TURNED TO HER STUDENTS. 687 00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:12,609 SHE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE NATE WHEN HE FIRST WENT DOWN, 688 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:15,221 AND WITH ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK, 689 00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:18,267 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH IS SECONDS. 690 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:20,661 NOW IF THIS WERE AN ISOLATED INCIDENT, 691 00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:23,490 IF NATE HAD SUFFERED SOME SORT OF FREAK REACTION, 692 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:26,014 I SUPPOSE THAT WE COULD ALL SAY, 693 00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:28,016 "WELL, SOMETIMES BAD THINGS HAPPEN." 694 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:31,628 BUT THE REALITY IS THAT KIDS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS, 695 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:33,804 WITH MEDICAL NEEDS, 696 00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:36,068 ARE NOW MAINSTREAMED IN OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS. 697 00:31:36,111 --> 00:31:38,984 OUR TEACHERS NEED TO BE VIGILANT, AND SHE WASN'T. 698 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:42,161 AS A RESULT, A LITTLE BOY DIED. 699 00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:43,989 WE NEED YOU TO SEND A MESSAGE, 700 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:46,861 NOT JUST TO HELEN CHOI, BUT TO ALL TEACHERS 701 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,430 THAT THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. 702 00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:53,172 LIKE RACHEL BECKETT SAID, 703 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:56,262 "WE TRUST YOU WITH OUR BABIES." 704 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:15,063 LAWSUITS ARE ABOUT ALLOCATING BURDEN. 705 00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:18,588 FOR EXAMPLE, WE WANT OUR CARS TO BE SAFER, 706 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:21,243 SO WE HIT THE MANUFACTURERS WITH A JUDGMENT 707 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:23,028 THAT MAKES IT MORE COST-EFFECTIVE 708 00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:25,030 TO INSTALL THE AIRBAG. 709 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:28,250 THE PROBLEM HERE, AS MS. BIXBY CORRECTLY STATES, 710 00:32:28,294 --> 00:32:30,035 IS WE HAVE MORE AND MORE SPECIAL-NEEDS KIDS 711 00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,515 GOING INTO OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS, 712 00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:35,518 COMBINED WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED ESCALATION 713 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:37,912 IN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASES, AUTISM. 714 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:42,308 THE PEANUT ALLERGY ALONE HAS DOUBLED IN RECENT YEARS. 715 00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:45,441 SO WHO DO WE HEAP THIS RESPONSIBILITY ON? 716 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:48,183 WHO ELSE? THE TEACHERS. 717 00:32:48,227 --> 00:32:51,186 THE AVERAGE ANNUAL STARTING SALARY 718 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:54,842 FOR A TEACHER IS $32,000. 719 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:57,062 FOR THAT, WE ASK THEM TO TEACH, 720 00:32:57,105 --> 00:32:59,629 POLICE, PROVIDE EMOTIONAL AND SOCIAL GUIDANCE. 721 00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:02,545 IN SOME SCHOOLS, THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO CLEAN THE TOILETS. 722 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,634 NOW LET'S THROW IN HEALTH CARE. 723 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:06,680 THIS TEACHER, 724 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:09,422 SHE WORKS 65-HOUR WEEKS. 725 00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:12,294 IN ADDITION TO HER ACTUAL CLASSROOM DUTIES, 726 00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:15,297 SHE TEACHES SEX EDUCATION TO THE OLDER KIDS. 727 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:16,951 SHE TEACHES A STANDARDIZED TEST 728 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,781 THE SCHOOL MANDATES IN ORDER TO QUALIFY FOR FUNDING 729 00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:23,044 UNDER THE NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND ACT. 730 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:25,699 SHE SPENDS ANOTHER TEN HOURS A MONTH MEETING WITH PARENTS. 731 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,614 SHE SUPERVISES EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES, 732 00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:31,313 GOES ON OVERNIGHT CLASS TRIPS, 733 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:34,142 CLEANS AND DISINFECTS TOYS, COACHES. 734 00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:36,101 SHE TEACHERS FIRE DRILL SAFETY PROCEDURES, 735 00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:37,754 HEALTHY EATING HABITS. 736 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:40,061 SHE'S CERTIFIED IN CPR, FIRST AID AND FOOD SANITATION. 737 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,889 SHE IS SO OVEREXTENDED 738 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:44,413 THAT WHEN HER OWN FATHER HAD TO UNDERGO 739 00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:46,415 A LIFE-THREATENING MEDICAL PROCEDURE, 740 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,504 SHE COULDN'T BE AT THE HOSPITAL. 741 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:51,072 SO SHE CALLED ON HER CELL PHONE 742 00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:53,292 TO SEE IF HE HAD LIVED, 743 00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,816 WHICH HE HADN'T. 744 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:59,298 SHE THEN TURNED AWAY FROM HER STUDENTS 745 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:01,126 SO AS NOT TO TRAUMATIZE THEM WITH HER GRIEF, 746 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,824 WHICH AS A TEACHER, SHE WAS EXPECTED TO INTERNALIZE. 747 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:07,175 SHE HAS NO SAVINGS, NO HOUSE, 748 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:10,831 AND TODAY SHE'S BEING SUED BECAUSE WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE, 749 00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:13,486 ONE OF HER STUDENTS SNUCK A BITE-SIZED CANDY BAR 750 00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:17,055 CONTAINING TRACES OF PEANUT INTO HER CLASSROOM. 751 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:22,321 NOW SHE'S BEING PUBLICLY BLAMED FOR THE DEATH OF A CHILD 752 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,671 WHOSE PARENTS HAD THE MEANS TO IMPLEMENT 753 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:26,716 A MULTITUDE OF SAFEGUARDS. 754 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,849 THEY IMPLEMENTED NONE OF THEM 755 00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:31,156 EXCEPT ATEACHER. 756 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:34,202 IS IT ANY WONDER HALF OUR TEACHERS 757 00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:38,206 ARE QUITTING THE PROFESSION OUTRIGHT WITHIN FIVE YEARS? 758 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:41,383 NEVER MIND WHO'S GOING TO HANDLE THE EpiPen. 759 00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:43,559 WHO'S GOING TO TEACH? 760 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,195 OH, THANK YOU. 761 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:11,979 CLARENCE... 762 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:14,416 I BELIEVE THE DEAL WAS 763 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:17,071 IF I DISH, YOU DISH. 764 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,422 SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH SANDY? 765 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:24,383 SHE JUST, UH... [clears throat] 766 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:28,169 SHE JUST DIDN'T LIKE ME THAT WAY. 767 00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:35,045 COULD I GET YOU TO LOOK AT ME FOR A SECOND? 768 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,964 THERE WILL BE WOMEN WHO DO. 769 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,491 IS THAT ALL? 770 00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,971 YEAH, THAT'S ALL. 771 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,288 [judge] MR. RANDOLPH, I REALIZE 772 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:03,552 THAT HOMELAND SECURITY HAS HAD A PRETTY ROUGH GO OF LATE, 773 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:06,947 AND I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO PILE ON, 774 00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:09,950 BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH MR. SHORE. 775 00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:12,909 GIVEN THE CAPACITY OF TECHNOLOGY TODAY, 776 00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:15,782 THIS HAS TO BE A FIXABLE PROBLEM. 777 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:18,393 I DON'T THINK MR. CRANE SHOULD HAVE TO SIT AROUND 778 00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:20,482 WAITING FOR YOU TO FIX IT. 779 00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:22,397 IT IS THE ORDER OF THIS COURT 780 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,921 THAT YOU TAKE THE PETITIONER OFF THE NO-FLY LIST. 781 00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:26,358 OR IN THE ALTERNATIVE, 782 00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:29,012 PUT HIM ON THE LIST OF THOSE WHO CANFLY 783 00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:32,364 EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ON THE NO-FLY LIST. 784 00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:33,887 [chuckles] 785 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:37,020 WE'RE ADJOURNED. 786 00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:39,980 MAI TAIS, BELLA. 787 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,460 MIDNIGHT HAWAII TIME, 788 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,724 MY HEAD WILL BE THE CENTER OF A THIGH SANDWICH. 789 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:48,423 [chuckles] DUE PROCESS DOES HAVE ITS DIVIDENDS. 790 00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:50,643 MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME WITH.FORGET IT. 791 00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:53,080 I'M NOT GETTING SLOPPY SECONDS AFTER BELLA. 792 00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:54,647 AND IT WILL BE--DENNY. 793 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,475 BETHANY... 794 00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:58,303 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 795 00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:00,305 ACTUALLY NOT. I HEARD YOU WERE HERE. 796 00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:02,785 OH.LISTEN... 797 00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:05,527 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOTOF THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. 798 00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:08,878 NEVER MIND ALL THE REASONS NOT TO DATE SOMEBODY. 799 00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:10,837 WHAT DOES YOUR HEART SAY? 800 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,841 'CAUSE MINE SAYS TO GIVE THIS A CHANCE. 801 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,495 OH. 802 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:19,106 CAN I TAKE YOU TO DINNER? 803 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:21,761 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M GETTING ON A PLANE TONIGHT. 804 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:24,851 WHERE ARE YOU GOING?HAWAII. 805 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,158 I SEE. 806 00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:30,204 WITH SOMEBODY? 807 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,512 [clears throat] WELL... 808 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:36,732 ACTUALLY, YES. 809 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:40,910 IS IT MY MOTHER? 810 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:43,391 TECHNICALLY... 811 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:46,481 YES. 812 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:49,049 I SEE. 813 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:52,139 HAVE A LOVELY TIME. 814 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:55,055 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 815 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:04,891 DENNY, I'M A FAIRLY STAUNCH ADVOCATE OF TELLING THE TRUTH, 816 00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:07,807 BUT SOMETIMES IT'S MORE HUMANE TO LIE. 817 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,896 I FELT LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS. 818 00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:12,464 I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT HER. 819 00:38:12,507 --> 00:38:15,467 AT LEAST MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO TACKLE. 820 00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:17,817 GOOD-BYE, DENNY CRANE. 821 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:20,385 OH, AND TELL BELLA 822 00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:22,561 SHE'D BETTER WATCH HER BACK. 823 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,349 ♪♪♪ 824 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,525 THAT IS ONE TOUGH BROAD. 825 00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:33,398 OH. 826 00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:36,836 ♪♪♪ 827 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:42,145 [judge] MR. FOREMAN, 828 00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,452 THE JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT? 829 00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:47,368 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.WHAT SAY YOU? 830 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:49,109 IN THE MATTER OF 831 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:52,112 THE ESTATE OF NATHANIEL BECKETT vs. HELEN CHOI, 832 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:53,940 WE THE JURY FIND IN FAVOR OF THE DEFENDANT. 833 00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:56,116 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. 834 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,553 THIS JURY IS DISMISSED. 835 00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:01,077 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. THANK YOU. 836 00:39:01,121 --> 00:39:02,818 THANK YOU BOTH SO, SO MUCH. 837 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:05,952 CONGRATULATIONS.WE CAN HELP YOU GET REINSTATED IF YOU LIKE. 838 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:08,476 OH, UH, THANK YOU, 839 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,000 BUT ACTUALLY, MY BROTHER-IN-LAW HAS A REAL ESTATE BUSINESS, 840 00:39:11,044 --> 00:39:13,916 AND WELL, I DECIDED TO GO FOR MY BROKER'S LICENSE. 841 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,832 OH, OKAY. 842 00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:20,096 YEAH, IT'S A REALLY EXCITING OPPORTUNITY, 843 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,837 AND I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO TAKE IT. 844 00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:24,100 THERE'S ROOM FOR GROWTH, 845 00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:27,234 AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING I'D ENJOY, 846 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:30,411 SO I FIGURED, WHY NOT, RIGHT?YEAH. 847 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:33,545 ♪♪♪ 848 00:39:43,032 --> 00:39:45,295 WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT? 849 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,819 9:00. 850 00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:48,908 YOU CAN STILL CHANGE YOUR MIND. 851 00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:52,651 [chuckles] I'M SURE BY NOW 852 00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:56,132 MR. WINCHELL HAS ADDED MY NAME TO THE NO-FLY LIST. 853 00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:58,308 ALAN, I'M GRATEFUL FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID, 854 00:39:58,352 --> 00:40:00,920 BUT I WASN'T CRAZY ABOUT YOU ATTACKING THE GOVERNMENT. 855 00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:03,923 DON'T BE SILLY. I'M SURE YOU'RE A LITTLE CRAZY. 856 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:05,054 WELL... 857 00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:07,230 I HAPPEN TO AGREE WITH A LOT 858 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:09,842 OF WHAT RANDOLPH SAID IN HIS CLOSING. 859 00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:12,453 PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTY HAVE GOTTA SACRIFICE MORE. 860 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:14,760 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE FLYING COMMERCIAL 861 00:40:14,803 --> 00:40:16,544 AND NOT TAKING YOUR GULFSTREAM? 862 00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:19,155 IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD TO SIT BACK AND CRITICIZE. 863 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:20,896 SOMETIMES IT DOES, DENNY. 864 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,681 SOMETIMES THE MOST PATRIOTIC THING 865 00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:24,987 YOU CAN DO IS CRITICIZE. 866 00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:26,946 LIBERTY IN THIS COUNTRY 867 00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:29,818 WAS FOUNDED ON THAT VERY IDEAL. 868 00:40:29,862 --> 00:40:31,298 HOW DID IT HAPPEN 869 00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:34,649 THAT DISSENT BECAME SOME FORM OF HERESY? 870 00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,825 WELL, I'M ALL FOR DISSENT 871 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:38,827 WHEN I'M SURE I'M RIGHT. 872 00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:40,873 [chuckles] 873 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:44,311 DENNY, I'M NOT SURE I'VE EVER TOLD YOU THIS, 874 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,966 BUT I TRULY LOVE AMERICA. 875 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:50,535 I WOULD NEVER CONSIDER LIVING ANYWHERE ELSE, 876 00:40:50,578 --> 00:40:52,667 BUT THIS COUNTRY'S ONLY 200 YEARS OLD. 877 00:40:52,711 --> 00:40:54,887 IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS, ESPECIALLY LATELY. 878 00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:56,628 ALL RIGHT, MR. SMARTY PANTS, 879 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:59,718 YOU GET TO CHANGE ONE THING. WHAT IS IT? 880 00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:02,111 GET RID OF ALL STORES THAT END WITH "MART." 881 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:04,113 BESIDES THAT. 882 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:07,421 ONE CHANGE... 883 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,857 WELL... 884 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:11,033 FIRST, I'D LIKE TO STOP PEOPLE 885 00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:12,992 FROM PASSING OFF NARROW-MINDEDNESS 886 00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:15,037 AND INTOLERANCE AS FAMILY VALUES. 887 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:17,779 NO, NO, NO, THAT'S POLITICAL. IT DOESN'T COUNT. 888 00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:19,781 NAME A CHANGE THAT RELATES 889 00:41:19,825 --> 00:41:23,089 TO THIS ISSUE-- GOVERNMENT TECHNOLOGY. 890 00:41:23,132 --> 00:41:25,221 I MADE THAT SUGGESTION IN COURT. 891 00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:26,919 HIRE THE GENIUSES, 892 00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:29,051 NOT THE GUY WHO'S GOT THE BEST LOBBYIST 893 00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:31,271 OR THE RICH FRIEND WHO WILL TAKE YOU 894 00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:33,621 TO HIS QUAIL RANCH AND LET YOU SHOOT HIM. 895 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:36,450 HIRE THE THINKERS.THE STEVES? 896 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,799 FOR A START. 897 00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:39,801 INSTEAD OF EVERY TOM, DICK AND BROWNIE, 898 00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,934 LET'S TURN OUR VISIONARIES LOOSE. 899 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:43,718 AT THE VERY LEAST, WE'LL BE RID 900 00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:47,722 OF THOSE STORES WHERE YOU CAN BUY BOTH MEAT AND CDs. 901 00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:50,333 WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?NOT A THING. 902 00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:52,771 NOT A THING?THIS COUNTRY WORKS, ALAN. 903 00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:54,686 YOU DEMOCRATS DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT. 904 00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:56,165 OH, I'M NOT SAYING THERE AREN'T KINKS-- 905 00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,298 FOAM CHIPS OFF THE OCCASIONAL SPACECRAFT, 906 00:41:58,341 --> 00:42:01,257 WE START THE ODD WAR ON FALSE PRETENSES, 907 00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:04,870 BUT BY AND LARGE, AMERICA WORKS. 908 00:42:06,175 --> 00:42:09,744 THAT'S WHY I'M COMPLETELY NUTS ABOUT IT. 909 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:13,835 TO DENNY CRANE. 910 00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:16,272 COMPLETELY NUTS.[laughs] 911 00:42:16,316 --> 00:42:19,449 ♪♪♪ 912 00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:27,327 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 913 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,720 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 914 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:31,157 THERE WILL BE WOMEN OUT THERE WHO LIKE ME FOR ME? 915 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,854 LOTS OF WOMEN, CLARENCE. 916 00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:36,031 I WAS WONDERING, UH, WHETHER YOU MIGHT BE ONE OF THEM. 917 00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:38,817 I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY VICIOUS TERRORISTS! 918 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,471 AAH!YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME ABOUT THIS CASE, DENNY? 919 00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:43,038 THE WITNESS IS A LYING CHEAT. 920 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:45,432 MOVE TO SQUASH. [gasps] SORRY. 921 00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:48,130 YOU'VE COME BETWEEN A MOTHER AND A DAUGHTER.IT WAS ALWAYS SUCH A FANTASY. 922 00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:50,350 ARE YOU AND DENISE HAVING INTIMATE RELATIONS? 923 00:42:50,393 --> 00:42:51,917 HOW DARE YOU?WHEN I CHOOSE A RESTAURANT, 924 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,397 I LIKE TO KNOW WHO ELSE EATS THERE. 925 00:42:54,441 --> 00:42:58,441 OOH! WAY TO A MAN'S HEART.