1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,264 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:05,440 WHY DO YOU SMELL OF SEX, DENISE? IS IT BRAD? 3 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:07,964 DID YOU TELL ANYBODY?HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY KNOW? 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,836 WHAT?THIS TIME I DETECT BOTH BRAD AND JEFFREY. 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,536 WHAT HAPPENED WITH SANDY?SHE JUST DIDN'T LIKE ME THAT WAY. 6 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:15,841 THERE WILL BE WOMEN WHO DO. 7 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:19,584 IF BETHANY'S OUT, I AM HUGELYAVAILABLE. 8 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:21,891 CAN I TAKE YOU TO DINNER?WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M GETTING ON A PLANE. 9 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,414 WHERE ARE YOU GOING?HAWAII. 10 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,112 IS IT MY MOTHER?YES. 11 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,549 I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT HER. 12 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:31,031 [groans]TELL BELLA SHE BETTER WATCH HER BACK. 13 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:36,514 ♪♪♪ 14 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:42,477 [Bella] DENNY! 15 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,654 BELLA... 16 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,308 YOU LOOK BLUE. 17 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,266 I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY VICIOUS TERRORISTS. 18 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,138 TERRORISTS?ECOTERRORISTS. 19 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:54,619 YOU NEED TO GO TO COURT AND GET ME A RESTRAINING ORDER, DENNY, 20 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:58,145 AND I WANT IT DONE TODAY.BELLA, YOU LOOK BLUE. 21 00:00:58,188 --> 00:00:59,711 I AMBLUE. 22 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:00,930 THE C.O.T.A.-- 23 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:03,324 COALITION OPPOSED TO THE TESTING OF ANIMALS-- 24 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,369 THEY'VE BEEN AFTER ME FOR YEARS. 25 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:06,762 WHY?MY COMPANY. 26 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:09,939 I OWN PLUM COSMETICS-- "MAKEUP FOR THE ROBUST WOMAN." 27 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:12,289 I DON'T USE THEM.I CAN TELL. 28 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:15,771 THEY CLAIMWE EXPERIMENT ON ANIMALS TO TEST OUR PRODUCTS. 29 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:18,382 DO YOU?WELL, OF COURSE WE DO. 30 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,645 WE HAVE TO ENSURE THE MAKEUP IS SAFE, FOR GOD'S SAKE! 31 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:22,734 I HAVE JUST HAD ENOUGH 32 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:24,910 OF THESE PSYCHO, ANIMAL-LOVING, LIBERAL THUGS! 33 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,173 AAH!OOH! 34 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,349 OH!DAMN. 35 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,960 DENNY, GIVE ME THE GUN.IT'S MINE. 36 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:36,357 HEY!I WANT YOU BOTH TO GET THEM. 37 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:40,839 I'M UNAVAILABLE, BELLA. I APOLOGIZE.WHY NOT? 38 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:44,800 BECAUSE I HAVE MORE FUN THINGS TO DO THAN REPRESENT YOU. 39 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:46,715 THAT'S ALL.SUCH AS? 40 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,847 UH, ROOT CANAL. 41 00:01:48,891 --> 00:01:51,720 MAYBE I COULD STICK SOMETHING REALLY SHARP IN MY EYE, 42 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:55,027 THE SIMPLE PLEASURES.I WANT YOU AND THE OTHER NAME PARTNERS OF THIS FIRM 43 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:58,292 REPRESENTING ME.I'M NOT REPRESENTING YOU, BELLA. 44 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:01,077 DENNY!ONE MOMENT, CUPCAKE. SHIRLEY! 45 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,167 [low voice] SHIRLEY, WHEN THE WOMAN IS UNHAPPY, 46 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,691 THE MAN IS RARELY SATISFIED. 47 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:08,867 I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY GUN. 48 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:12,436 YOUR GUN GOES OFF TOO PREMATURELY FOR ME, DENNY. 49 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,872 IT ALWAYS HAS.[gasps] 50 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:19,095 ♪♪♪ 51 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:57,002 ♪♪♪ 52 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,661 VANESSA... 53 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:06,447 YOU'RE WEARING A YELLOW DRESS. 54 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:07,578 HOW COULD YOU TELL? 55 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:11,060 IT'S LOVELY.THANK YOU. 56 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,804 COULD WE GET YOU TO PUT YOUR TONGUE 57 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,806 BACK IN YOUR MOUTH THERE, SOLDIER? 58 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,895 THANK GOODNESS WE HAVE YOU, BRAD, 59 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:21,766 TO KEEP TRACK OF OUR TONGUES. 60 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,768 WOULD YOU LIKE A LIST OF ALL THE PLACES 61 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,683 MINE HAS BEEN THIS WEEK?PERV. 62 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,903 BRAD, NOT TO START UP TROUBLE, 63 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,297 BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE. YOU DO REALIZE THAT? 64 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:33,996 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?I'M SURE YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. 65 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,262 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE. 66 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,704 ♪♪♪ 67 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,668 [knocks on door] I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE 68 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:55,800 WITH THE D.A.'s OFFICE. 69 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,889 THEY PICKED UP A MISTER--STEINKELLNER. 70 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:01,066 YES, AND WHILE HE IS OFFICIALLY DENYING 71 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,807 THAT C.O.T.A. PAINTED YOU BLUE, 72 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,766 THE COALITION CONDONES AND SUPPORTS IT, 73 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:07,159 THINKS YOU LOOK GOOD IN A PRIMARY COLOR 74 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:09,553 AND IS IN FACT CALLING FOR A SECOND COAT. 75 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,425 THEY'RE NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL I'M DEAD. 76 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:14,254 YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING NOW. 77 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,649 [low voice] I FEEL A WINTRY FROST BLOWING MY WAY. 78 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:21,783 OKAY, I'LL TRY TO SET UP A MEETING. 79 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,481 IN THE MEANTIME, MAYBE YOU COULD EITHER TRY 80 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,701 TO TALK HER OFF THE LEDGE OR PUSH HER OVER. 81 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,442 I HEARD THAT. 82 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,357 SHE'S JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'VE AGED BETTER. 83 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,924 BELLA, MAYBE THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T PROTESTING YOUR COSMETICS 84 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:35,797 SO MUCH AS YOU BEING YOU. 85 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,888 YOU MIGHT KEEP IN MIND THAT SHOULD I MARRY DENNY, 86 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,151 I'LL HAVE A STAKE IN THIS FIRM. 87 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,762 UNLESS SOMEONE MANAGES TO DRIVE THAT STAKE THROUGH YOUR HEART, 88 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,851 SMALL TARGET THAT IT IS. 89 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:49,245 YOU WANT TO ADJOURN TO THE POWDER ROOM? 90 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,856 BELLA, I'M THE SENIOR PARTNER IN A LAW FIRM. 91 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,902 I SIT ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS 92 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:56,861 OF A UNIVERSITY, TWO MUSEUMS AND A HOSPITAL. 93 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,342 I-I CONSIDER MYSELF 94 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,736 AN INTELLIGENT, CIVILIZED AND DIGNIFIED PERSON. 95 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,738 ALL OF WHICH IS TO SAY 96 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:05,957 THAT IF YOU AND I WERE TO ADJOURN TO THE POWDER ROOM, 97 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:08,960 I WOULD KICK YOUR OVER-THE-TOP ASS. 98 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,355 I'M AROUSED. 99 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:22,452 ♪♪♪ 100 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:28,806 ♪♪♪ 101 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,547 [clears throat] 102 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,767 MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU? 103 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,682 SURE. 104 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:39,164 I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, 105 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,950 ABOUT HOW THERE WILL BE WOMEN OUT THERE 106 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:44,735 WHO LIKE ME FOR ME. 107 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:48,217 ISAID THAT? 108 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,262 [chuckles] I'M KIDDING. 109 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:53,614 OF COURSE THOSE WOMEN ARE OUT THERE, 110 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,877 LOTSOF WOMEN, CLARENCE. 111 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,140 I WAS WONDERING, UH... 112 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,663 [clears throat] 113 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:03,058 WHETHER YOU... MIGHT BE ONE OF THEM. 114 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,635 [sighs] 115 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:17,768 GEE, I WONDER WHERE CLARENCE COULD HAVE GONE. 116 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,727 [chuckles] 117 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:22,643 TAKE OFF THE BAG, CLARENCE. 118 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,737 AM I FIRED? 119 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,174 NO, YOU WORK FOR ME. 120 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:35,264 I'M WILLING TO QUIT IF IT AFFECTS YOUR DECISION. 121 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:39,921 I DON'T WANT YOU TO QUIT. 122 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,010 AND I'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 123 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,579 REALLY? 124 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,494 REALLY. 125 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:55,066 I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. 126 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:00,507 MEN'SROOM, CLARENCE. 127 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:05,294 ♪♪♪ 128 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,123 [knock on door] 129 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:13,302 UM, MR. CRANE? 130 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:14,869 UM... [clears throat] 131 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,784 MY NAME IS, UH, MATTHEW STEINKELLNER. 132 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,525 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 133 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,657 YOU'RE THE MAN WHO ATTACKED BELLA? 134 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,746 NO, I--I'VE--I'VE NEVER ATTACKED ANYBODY, OKAY? 135 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,748 THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. 136 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,271 YOUMADE IT, SON. 137 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,360 HERE'S A PIECE OF ADVICE-- 138 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:30,972 YOUR GROUP NEEDS TO STOP TARGETING BELLA HOROWITZ. 139 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,843 I SAY THIS NOT ONLY OUT OF CONCERN 140 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,845 FOR HERLIFE, BUT FOR YOURS. 141 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:37,326 I'M--I'M SORRY. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A-A THREAT. 142 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,241 I MEAN, IS THAT LEGAL FOR ATTORNEYS 143 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,764 TO MAKE THREATS LIKE THAT? 144 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,723 HERE'S ANOTHER PIECE OF ADVICE-- 145 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,376 ALWAYS HAVE YOUR LAWYER WITH YOU. 146 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,901 THAT WAY, WHEN I DENY HAVING SAID SOMETHING, 147 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:50,905 WHICH I TYPICALLY DO, YOU'LL HAVE A WITNESS.WELL, ACTUALLY... 148 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:56,388 I WILL MOP UP THE COURTROOM FLOOR WITH YOU, 149 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,434 YOU FAT OLD MAN.WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 150 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,655 WELL, WELL, WELL. PRINCESS HIDEOUS. 151 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,179 SHE'S REPRESENTING THE MAN WHO PAINTED YOU BLUE. 152 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,268 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 153 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,792 BETHANY, NO MATTER WHAT OUR DIFFERENCES, SWEETHEART, 154 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:12,840 I CERTAINLY NEVER BROUGHT YOU UP TO REPRESENT TERRORISTS. 155 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,886 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHO I'M DEFENDING, QUEENIE. 156 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,193 THIS IS ABOUT WHO I'M GOING AFTER. 157 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:21,196 COME ON, MATTHEW. 158 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:30,771 ♪♪♪ 159 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,860 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. 160 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,992 WHERE'S SHIRLEY AND DENNY? 161 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,994 THEY JUST LEFT FOR COURT.WHAT'S GOING ON? 162 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,735 WHAT IS GOING ON 163 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,563 IS YOUR PRESENCE IS HEREBY REQUESTED-- 164 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,347 CHECK THAT-- REQUIRED 165 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:45,960 AT OUR OFFICE COSTUME PARTY THIS THURSDAY NIGHT. 166 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,831 A COSTUMEPARTY? 167 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,964 I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY 168 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,966 OF HIRING A CONSULTANT FOR THE PURPOSE 169 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,837 OF IMPROVING OFFICE MORALE. 170 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,970 EVIDENTLY, COSTUME PARTIES ARE GOLD. 171 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,842 MOREOVER, I WANT EACH OF YOU TO DRESS UP 172 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,062 AS SOMEBODY WHOSE VALUES OR STRENGTHS 173 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,412 YOU LIKE TO IMBUE YOURSELVES WITH. 174 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,893 WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT IF WE ALL COME DRESSED AS YOU? 175 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,156 THE POINT IS TO REVEAL A LITTLE OF YOURSELF 176 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,811 TO YOUR COWORKERS, AND I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 177 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:14,031 I WANT YOU ALL TO MAKE AN EFFORT.THIS IS SO HIGH SCHOOL. 178 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,599 AS OPPOSED TO YOU AND JEFFREY SLUGGING IT OUT 179 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,166 IN THE MEN'S ROOM? 180 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,471 I WON.DID NOT. 181 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:20,951 SHUT UP.THERE'S SOME MORALE. 182 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:24,738 YOU WILL ALL BE THERE IN COSTUME, NO EXCEPTIONS. 183 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:27,175 THAT IS ALL. 184 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,786 DENISE, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 185 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,005 SURE. 186 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,529 YOU SLEEPING WITH ANYBODY ELSE? 187 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,923 UH, FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S A PERSONAL QUESTION. 188 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:38,403 WELL, YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH ME, SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD--SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH! 189 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,449 YOU AND I HAVE AN ARRANGEMENT. 190 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,757 NO EXCLUSIVITY, NO--FINE, BUT THERE ARE SAFETY CONCERNS. 191 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,847 YOU CAN ASSUME THAT ANY SEX I AM HAVING IS SAFE, 192 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,979 NOT THAT I'M HAVING ANY OF IT SEPARATE AND APART FROM YOU. 193 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,851 ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH SOMEBODY ELSE IN THIS OFFICE? 194 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:53,854 I'M NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.DENISE, I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF. 195 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,551 ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH SOMEBODY ELSE IN THIS OFFICE? 196 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,814 IF YOU NO LONGER WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME, THAT'S FINE. 197 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,816 I'LL MISS IT, BUT I'M NOT ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS. 198 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:05,866 ♪♪♪ 199 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,303 HE MAY DENY THAT HE DID IT, BUT HE'S BEHIND IT. 200 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,174 HIS LITTLE GROUP HAS BEEN HARASSING ME 201 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,915 AND MY COMPANY FOR YEARS, 202 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,222 AND NOW HE'S HIRED MY OWN DAUGHTER 203 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:17,181 TO FURTHER AGGRAVATE ME.OBJECTION. I AGREED TO AGGRAVATE YOU FOR FREE. 204 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,835 HOLD ON. 205 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,795 I DON'T ALLOW PEOPLE TO PLAY OUT FAMILY PROBLEMS IN MY COURTROOM. 206 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,884 JUST WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM ME? 207 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,755 I WANT A RESTRAINING ORDER 208 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:28,932 KEEPING THAT MAN'S FLOCK OF PROTESTERS AWAY FROM ME. 209 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,238 THEY CARRY THEIR PLACARDS 210 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,848 OUTSIDE MY CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS. 211 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,198 THEY SAY THAT WE KILL AND TORTURE ANIMALS. 212 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,853 THEY VERBALLY ASSAULT ANYBODY GOING IN OR OUT OF OUR BUILDING. 213 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,507 I'M LOSING BUSINESS. 214 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,510 I-I'M LOSING CLIENTS. I'M LOSING EMPLOYEES. 215 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,730 I MEAN, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 216 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,296 THANK YOU, BELLA. 217 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,823 SHE'S ALL YOURS, MY LITTLE FRIEND. 218 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:58,135 THE TRUTH IS, YOU DO KILL AND TORTURE ANIMALS. 219 00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,963 DO YOU NOT? 220 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,704 WE TEST OUR PRODUCTS ON ANIMALS, YES, 221 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,098 BUT IT IS TO SAVE HUMAN LIVES. 222 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,274 OH, YOU'RE A HUMANITARIAN? 223 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,755 HOLD ON JUST ONE SECOND. 224 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,366 ARE YOU A MIDGET? 225 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,802 ARE YOU AN IMBECILE? 226 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,978 UH, OBJECTION. 227 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,153 SUSTAINED. 228 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:19,069 YOUR COMPANY USES RABBITS?LIKE MANY DO. 229 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,811 YOU LOCK THEM IN STOCKS SO JUST THEIR HEADS STICK OUT. 230 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,118 YOU CLIP THEIR EYELIDS OPEN 231 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,816 AND POUR CHEMICALS INTO THEIR EYES, 232 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,818 WHILE THEY'RE LEFT THERE FOR TWO WEEKS 233 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,907 TO EXPERIENCE ULCERATION, BLEEDING 234 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,040 AND MASSIVE IRIS DETERIORATION. 235 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:36,521 YOUR HONOR, THE RABBITS LIKE IT. 236 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:40,656 DO YOU NOT SUBJECT THESE ANIMALS TO EXCRUCIATING PAIN? 237 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,920 THE RABBITS, WHICH ARE FROM THE RODENT FAMILY, 238 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,662 DO EXPERIENCE SOME DISCOMFITURE, 239 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,100 BUT ONCE AGAIN, IT IS TO SAVE HUMAN SUFFERING. 240 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:53,321 AND WHAT'S HUMAN SUFFERING TO YOU, GOING WITHOUT BLUSH? 241 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:56,019 OBJECTION.OVERRULED. 242 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,847 OBJECTION.SUSTAINED. 243 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,850 SOMETIMES THE RABBITS BREAK THEIR OWN NECKS 244 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,678 TRYING TO ESCAPE. 245 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,201 YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY CLIENT 246 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:07,030 DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO PROTEST THAT? 247 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:09,903 YOU'RE SAYING YOU DO ALL THIS TO BE HUMANE? 248 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:16,213 WELL, I GUESS PEOPLE CAN JUSTIFY ALL TYPES OF BAD BEHAVIOR, 249 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,999 CAN'T THEY, BELLA? 250 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,785 IT'S GETTING UGLY. 251 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,614 DENNY CRANE UGLY. 252 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:36,799 ♪♪♪ 253 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:39,193 SO WHAT GAVE YOU THE NERVE TO ASK ME OUT? 254 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,716 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 255 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,326 YES, YOU DO. 256 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:46,026 WELL, IT SEEMED WE BOTH HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 257 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,244 SUCH AS? 258 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,030 WELL... [chuckles] WE BOTH KIND OF HAVE SHELLS. 259 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,162 MINE'S CLARICE OR OPRAH. 260 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,990 YOURS, YOU JUST HAVE 261 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:57,864 A REGULAR OLD HARD SHELL TO PROTECT YOURSELF. 262 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,477 WHO HURT YOU? 263 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,435 NOBODY. 264 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,134 I'M JUST A TOUGH NEW YORK BROAD. 265 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,179 WHO HURT YOU? 266 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:15,316 WELL, FOR STARTERS, MY FATHER. 267 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,666 HE ABUSED YOU? 268 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:21,583 NOT SEXUALLY BUT PHYSICALLY, 269 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:25,108 AND YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE EVER TOLD THAT TO, 270 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:28,633 OUTSIDE OF A FEW WHO CHARGE BY THE HOUR TO LISTEN. 271 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,942 WHO HURT YOU?OH, I-I DON'T REMEMBER. 272 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:37,077 MY MOTHER SAYS I WAS BULLIED IN PRESCHOOL. 273 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:41,037 I EITHER BLOCKED IT OUT, OR I JUST DON'T REMEMBER. 274 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,910 I DO REMEMBER I GREW UP WITH A LOT OF IMAGINARY FRIENDS. 275 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,259 MM. 276 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:48,044 I NEVER FELT LONELY ALONE, BUT WITH PEOPLE... 277 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,611 DO YOU STAY IN TOUCH? 278 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,091 I'M SORRY? 279 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,658 WITH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS. 280 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,964 [laughs] 281 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,184 UH, WELL, UH, SOME. 282 00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,403 WE HAVE REUNIONS. 283 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,144 UH... 284 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,974 AM I TOO WEIRD? 285 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,847 YOU'RE JUST WEIRD ENOUGH. 286 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,981 [chuckles] 287 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,727 IT'S COHO, ISN'T IT?I BEG YOUR PARDON? 288 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,772 YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH JEFFREY COHO. 289 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:23,775 THE ONLY PART OF MY SEX LIFE THAT IS ANYOF YOUR BUSINESS 290 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,126 IS THE PART THAT INVOLVES YOU. 291 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,258 JUST TELL ME IF IT'S HIM.DENISE... 292 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,912 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 293 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,610 YOU LOOK A LITTLE OVEREXTENDED. 294 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,325 I'M SURE THERE'S A LONG, 295 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,109 VERY COMPLICATED ANSWER, 296 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,024 BUT WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 297 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,375 [chuckles] YOU'RE RIGHT. 298 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,813 IT'S A LONG, 299 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,991 VERY COMPLICATED ANSWER. 300 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:16,698 ♪♪♪ 301 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:20,267 ♪♪♪ 302 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:23,009 I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. HE'S A GREAT GUY. 303 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,098 ISN'T HE A LITTLE TENDER FOR YOU? 304 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,664 I LIKETENDER. 305 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,971 JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT DOESN'T MEAN--HEY! 306 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,147 YOU GOT A SEC?[clicks tongue] 307 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,801 I GUESS. 308 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,759 LISTEN, I REALIZE WE'RE NOT EXACTLY FRIENDS. 309 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:37,762 YEAH, I WAS HOPING TO MAKE PROGRESS AT THE COSTUME PARTY. 310 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,200 YEAH, COULD YOU STEP INTO THE CLOSET?EXCUSE ME? 311 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,680 I WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU IN PRIVATE. 312 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,769 JUST STEP INTO THE CLOSET, PLEASE. 313 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:48,338 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE OUT OF THE CLOSET, BRAD. 314 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,039 ARE YOU AND DENISE HAVING INTIMATE RELATIONS? 315 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,476 WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?ARE YOU? 316 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,130 ARE YOU? 317 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,915 MATTER OF FACT, I AM. 318 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,091 ANSWER MY QUESTION, PLEASE. 319 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,311 I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. 320 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,748 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILDFIRE INK IS, JEFF? 321 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:09,446 IT'S A CHEMICAL USED TO FIND CERTAIN EVIDENCE 322 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,752 UNDER ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT, BRAD. 323 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,449 YOU GET A GOLD STAR. 324 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,234 IT ALSO LIGHTS UP 325 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,062 WHEN IT'S MIXED WITH CERTAIN TYPES OF OILS, 326 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,673 SOME OF WHICH ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO GET OFF YOUR HANDS. 327 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,936 EXCELLENT. I'M SURE THAT WOULD BE VERY INTERESTING 328 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,851 IF I CARED. 329 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,375 I RUBBED SOME OF THOSE OILS ON DENISE'S HANDS. 330 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,855 EXCUSE ME? 331 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:31,251 THIS IS A PORTABLE ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT. 332 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:34,297 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME, JEFF? 333 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,299 ONLY THAT YOU'RE INSANE, BRAD.I'M GONNA TURN OFF THE LIGHT TO THE CLOSET. 334 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,910 LET'S SEE IF DENISE'S HANDS HAVE BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR YOU. 335 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:41,130 I TAKE THAT BACK. YOU'RE REALLY INSANE. 336 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,962 ♪♪♪ 337 00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:01,803 THIS IS AWKWARD. 338 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,545 ♪♪♪ 339 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,416 YOU DON'T LIKE ANIMAL TESTING? 340 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,592 C.O.T.A. IS AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY OF ANY KIND... 341 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,117 YOU PAINT PEOPLE BLUE?BUT SOMEBODY ELSE BEAT US TO BELLA. 342 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,771 THE PROTEST AT MY CLIENT'S COMPANY? 343 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,208 THAT WAS US. 344 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:18,428 YOU THROW BLOOD ON PEOPLE WEARING FURS. 345 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:21,127 UH, IT'S, UH, DYE, BUT POINT TAKEN.PEOPLE WEARING SYNTHETICFURS. 346 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,911 WELL, THEY PROMOTE THE FASHION.PEOPLE WHO EAT MEAT. 347 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,391 SLAUGHTERHOUSES.LEATHER. 348 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,609 AN ANIMAL'S HIDE.WOOL. 349 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,307 SAME.FOOTBALL? 350 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,830 SKIN OF A PIG.CANCER RESEARCH? 351 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,962 OH, COME ON! 352 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,400 THIS CASE DOESN'T INVOLVE CANCER RESEARCH. 353 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,445 SHE TORTURES RABBITS TO MAKE A BETTER MASCARA. 354 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,926 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 355 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:41,190 WHAT'S GOING ON IS THAT WE'RE BOTH IN LOVE WITH THE SAME MAN. 356 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,149 IT'S NOT YOU, JUDGE. 357 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:46,152 I AM NOTIN LOVE WITH HIM.SILENCE! 358 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,285 I'M VERY CONFUSED. 359 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:52,158 ♪♪♪ 360 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,814 YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME ABOUT THIS CASE, DENNY? 361 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:59,469 THAT YOU'VE COME BETWEEN A MOTHER AND A DAUGHTER. 362 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,818 I KNOW. 363 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,517 IT WAS ALWAYS SUCH A FANTASY. 364 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,998 YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO SETTLE THIS, YOU KNOW. 365 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,174 I DON'T THINK SO. 366 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,914 BELLA WOULD SUE ME FOR MALPRACTICE 367 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,221 IF I COUNSELED HER TO DROP THE CASE NOW.WHY? 368 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,268 BECAUSE I'M GETTING READY TO DROP BELLA. 369 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,748 REALLY? BUT SHE'S SO SWEET. 370 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,403 I CAN'T SHAKE BETHANY. 371 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,884 MAYBE IT'S THAT TIGHT LITTLE ASS, 372 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,886 THOSE BIG BREASTS, 373 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,454 NORMAL-SIZE HEAD. 374 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:30,848 WHY IS IT MEN BECOME SUCH FOOLS OVER THE NORMAL-SIZE HEAD? 375 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,895 I'M GETTING READY TO DROP THE BIG ONE FOR THE LITTLE ONE. 376 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,811 IT'S GONNA GET UGLY, SHIRLEY. 377 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,422 DENNY CRANE UGLY. 378 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,902 MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 379 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,779 NOW I'M INTRIGUED. 380 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,349 SO WHAT'S THE ANSWER? 381 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,574 [chuckles] 382 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:07,102 WHEN I WAS A SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL, 383 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,672 I ATTENDED MY VERY FIRST DANCE. 384 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:16,198 THERE WAS THIS GIRL 385 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:20,985 STANDING ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR 386 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,336 WEARING A YELLOW DRESS. 387 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:27,601 SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 388 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,518 I DIDN'T HAVE THE COURAGE 389 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,824 TO ASK HER TO DANCE, 390 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,739 PERHAPS FOR FEAR 391 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,742 OF THE LONG, LONELY WALK BACK ACROSS THE GYM FLOOR 392 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,396 AFTER BEING REFUSED. 393 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:45,923 I FINALLY WILLED MYSELF TO GO ASK, 394 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:50,841 AND THEN SUDDENLY SHE... WAS GONE 395 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:54,976 IN A FLEETING SECOND. 396 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:58,153 SHE MUST HAVE LEFT. 397 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,809 I BEGAN TO IMAGINE 398 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,898 WHAT SHE MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE-- 399 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,682 HER LAUGH, CERTAINLY HER KISS. 400 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:10,513 I STILL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE, 401 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:14,648 THOUGH I'VE... I'VE NEVER FELT IT. 402 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:25,006 SHE'S BEEN A FIGMENT FOR 29 YEARS, 403 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,574 AN IMAGINED STANDARD 404 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,663 BY WHICH ALL OTHER WOMEN 405 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:33,362 SEEM TO HAVE FALLEN TERRIBLY SHORT. 406 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:36,626 HOW COULD THEY NOT 407 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,585 AFTER I'VE INDIVIDUALIZED HER 408 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:45,896 WITH EVERY QUALITY I SO LONG FOR? 409 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:51,554 I'VE NEVER MET THE GIRL IN THE YELLOW DRESS. 410 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:54,557 SEEING YOU, I GUESS, 411 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,256 IT JUST... 412 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,174 [chuckles] 413 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,786 HERE I AM, REVEALING A LITTLE OF MYSELF 414 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:09,050 EVEN BEFORE THE COSTUME PARTY. 415 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:19,147 ♪♪♪ 416 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:25,849 ♪♪♪ 417 00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:29,331 ♪♪♪ 418 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,426 HOW DARE YOU? RUBBING ME WITH CHEMICALS? 419 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,341 WHEN I CHOOSE A RESTAURANT, 420 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,996 I LIKE TO KNOW WHO ELSE EATS THERE. 421 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,477 WHOO! WAY TO A MAN'S HEART. 422 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,915 YOU EVER TRY BLINDSIDING HIM IN THE KIDNEYS? 423 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,833 BELLA, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN COURT. 424 00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,225 DENNY'S ALREADY LEFT. 425 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,663 YES, I-I WAS HOPING TO GRAB YOU FOR A SECOND. 426 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:59,709 BY THE THROAT?ICK. TOO MUCH DEAD TISSUE. 427 00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:03,017 [chuckles] WHAT DO YOU WANT, BELLA? 428 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,110 I THINK YOU PROBABLY KNOW 429 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,199 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 430 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,897 THERE HAVE BEEN SIGNS. 431 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,900 WELL, THE REASON IS BECAUSE 432 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:20,469 I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN HOW MUCH DENNY LOVED YOU. 433 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,950 HE NEVER LOVED ME THAT WAY, 434 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:27,389 BUT I SEEM TO BE MAKING PROGRESS. 435 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,697 ANYWAY, DENNY HOLDS YOU 436 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,787 IN A LIGHT THAT... 437 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:36,833 WELL, SHIRLEY, IT'S--IT'S THIS SIMPLE-- 438 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:39,532 DENNY STILL SEEKS YOUR APPROVAL. 439 00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:41,795 I WOULD BE FOREVER GRATEFUL 440 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:46,234 IF YOU WOULD APPROVE OF ME. 441 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:49,759 I LOVE HIM, SHIRLEY, 442 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:52,719 MORE THAN ANYTHING. 443 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:56,026 ♪♪♪ 444 00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:01,597 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.I'M SORRY, MS. SIMMS, 445 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:04,208 BUT THE NEW YORK YANKEES TAKE PRIDE IN BEING VERY HUMORLESS. 446 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,515 I SAY THAT OFF THE RECORD, OF COURSE. 447 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:08,822 I SIMPLY CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DISPLAY THEIR LOGO 448 00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:11,694 WITHOUT APPROVAL, FOR WHICH I'LL NEED A WRITTEN REQUEST. 449 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:14,305 WHAT'S GOING ON?THIS LITTLE PEANUT 450 00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:16,656 SOMEHOW FOUND OUT--MY NAME IS MR. PRIG. 451 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:19,702 THIS MR. PRIG SOMEHOW FOUND OUT 452 00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,096 THAT I GOT A YANKEES COSTUME FOR OUR PARTY. 453 00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,707 HE'S THREATENING TO ENJOIN ME FROM WEARING IT. 454 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,448 WE TAKE OURSELVES VERY SERIOUSLY. 455 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:29,538 WHAT IF I DOWEAR IT?WELL, NOW THAT YOU HAVE NOTICE, 456 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:32,323 WE COULD AVAIL OURSELVES OF PUNITIVE DAMAGES, 457 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,151 AND I'M A VERY PUNITIVE LITTLE PRIG. 458 00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:36,458 [Clarice voice] LOOK HERE, YOU LITTLE GNOME, 459 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,286 YOU NEED TO BUSY YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING IMPORTANT, 460 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:41,028 LIKE BUYING UP THE BEST PLAYERS ON THE FREE AGENT MARKET, 461 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,899 SO YOU CAN WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS, 462 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:44,988 KEEP YOUR POMPOUS ASSES ALL BUFFED, 463 00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:47,730 ALLOW YOUR FANS TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES, 464 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:49,689 EVEN THOUGH MOST OF 'EM CAN'T SPELL 465 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:51,865 AND HAVE MUG SHOTS! 466 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:54,650 [squeaks] 467 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,786 WHAT DID I SAY 468 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,918 ABOUT CLARICE COMING IN HERE? 469 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:03,920 SORRY, HE SEEMED TO BE PICKING ON YOU, 470 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:06,880 AND SHE JUST TOOK OVER.I DON'T WANT HER TO TAKE OVER, 471 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:09,839 AS YOUR BOSS AND ESPECIALLY AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 472 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,625 WHAT?ARE YOU... 473 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,888 ARE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND? 474 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:16,759 UM... 475 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:24,419 MY CLIENT ISN'T PROTESTING AGAINST A DOCTOR 476 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,900 TRYING TO CURE A.I.D.S. HERE. 477 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,945 HE ISN'T SINGLING OUT A HUNTER 478 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:30,860 TRYING TO PROVIDE FOOD FOR HIS FAMILY. 479 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,558 HE'S GOING AFTER 480 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:33,863 A BILLION-DOLLAR COSMETICS COMPANY 481 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:36,170 THAT TORTURES RABBITS IN THE NAME OF MAKEUP. 482 00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:39,390 THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF ALTERNATIVE TESTING METHODS 483 00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:42,393 AND THOUSANDS OF INGREDIENTS THAT CAN BE SAFELY USED 484 00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:44,744 TO MAKE THE SAME PRODUCTS WITHOUT HURTING ANIMALS. 485 00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:46,397 REVLON DOES IT. 486 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:49,444 AVON, CLINIQUE, 487 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,751 BUT NOT BIG BELLA. 488 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:53,666 SHE JUST DOESN'T CARE. 489 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,755 WE TRY TO PASS OURSELVES OFF 490 00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:58,627 AS A COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE, YOUR HONOR. 491 00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:00,803 WE PRIORITIZE KINDNESS 492 00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:03,197 AS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT VALUES 493 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,591 TO INSTILL IN OUR CHILDREN. 494 00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,375 INTEGRITY IS ANOTHER. 495 00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:10,552 WHERE IS EITHER IN MAKING ANIMALS SUFFER 496 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:13,381 IN THE NAME OF OUR PERSONAL VANITY? 497 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:15,905 AT SOME POINT, PEOPLE HAVE TO STAND UP 498 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:17,646 AND SAY, "THIS IS WRONG." 499 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:21,868 THAT MAN AND HIS COALITION STAND UP EVERY DAY. 500 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:24,131 MY GOD, THE QUESTION CAN'T ALWAYS BE, 501 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:26,176 "HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE WANT TO MAKE?" 502 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,049 IT SHOULD BE, "WHO DO WE WANT TO BE?" 503 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:33,662 WE'RE A FUNNY PEOPLE, YOUR HONOR. 504 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,838 WE HAVE ALL THESE FEEL-GOOD MOVIES ABOUT ANIMALS, 505 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:40,147 WHETHER IT BE "OLD YELLER" OR SAVING THE WHALES 506 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,584 OR PENGUINS MARCHING OFF TO WHEREVER THEY MARCH TO. 507 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:45,326 I MUST ADMIT, I DIDN'T GET MY ACADEMY SCREENER ON THAT ONE. 508 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,937 AND EVERY MAY, WE DRINK MINT JULEPS 509 00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:49,852 AND DRESS UP IN FANCY CLOTHES 510 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,898 AND WEAR SILLY HATS 511 00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:54,814 AS THOROUGHBREDS ARE LED OUT LIKE ROYALTY 512 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:57,077 FOR THE KENTUCKY DERBY. 513 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,863 MY GOD, WE TREAT THEM WITH SUCH REVERENCE. 514 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:03,866 NEVER MIND THAT A 2-YEAR-OLD THOROUGHBRED'S BONES 515 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:05,781 AREN'T FULLY DEVELOPED ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND SUCH A POUNDING, 516 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,914 AND WE CERTAINLY DON'T TALK ABOUT HOW, 517 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:11,352 AFTER THEY STOP COMPETING, MANY RACEHORSES ARE SLAUGHTERED. 518 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,136 DOES SHE KILL HORSES? 519 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,269 NO, SHE DOESN'T, JUDGE. 520 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,880 THEN WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 521 00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:19,186 MY POINT IS, 522 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,536 DESPITE OUR PROCLAIMED LOVE OF ANIMALS, 523 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,931 THEY REALLY EXIST FOR OUR AMUSEMENT, OUR PLEASURE, 524 00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:28,108 WHETHER IT BE THE CAGED ONES IN ZOOS, 525 00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:30,850 THE COOKED ONES ON OUR PLATE, 526 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:34,244 THE ONES WE MAKE SICK SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE. 527 00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:37,117 MISS HOROWITZ THINKS THAT WE SHOULD DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. 528 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,815 I AGREE, BUT AT VANITY? 529 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:41,991 THIS IS AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL, 530 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,864 LAND OF THE BREAST, CHEEK AND HAIR IMPLANTS, 531 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,257 WHERE WE SURGICALLY SUCK FAT FROM OUR GUTS, 532 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,738 CUT OPEN OUR FACES AND STRETCH THEM 533 00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,741 HALFWAY UP TO OUR CROWNS, INJECT OUR LIPS WITH COLLAGEN. 534 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,830 DURING THE HOLIDAYS, WE GIVE GIFT CERTIFICATES 535 00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:56,919 FOR LASER PEELS. 536 00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:58,486 I CAN SEE YOU'VE HAD YOURS. 537 00:26:58,529 --> 00:27:00,706 AND MAKEUP... [laughs] 538 00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:03,796 DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, MAKEUP IS HOW WE PULL IT OFF. 539 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,450 WITHOUT IT, MY CLIENT WOULD LOOK LIKE JERRY LEWIS. 540 00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:10,454 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 541 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,283 I'M SIMPLY SAYING 542 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,764 THAT WE, AS A PEOPLE, 543 00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,679 AS A NATION, 544 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:20,116 LIKE TO FEEL PRETTY. 545 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,770 IT'S WHO WE ARE. 546 00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,033 AND IF IT MEANS A FEW YOUNG RABBITS 547 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:25,905 HAVE TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES, 548 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:28,603 WELL, THEY AND THEIR FAMILIES CAN TAKE HEART, 549 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,692 BECAUSE THEY DID SO FOR THEIR COUNTRY. 550 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,129 BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 551 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:36,045 ALL WE CAN REALLY HOPE FOR AT THIS POINT 552 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:38,787 IS TO SAVE FACE. 553 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:54,542 DID THAT HELP? 554 00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:58,328 ♪♪♪ 555 00:27:58,372 --> 00:27:59,852 [elevator bell dings] 556 00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:03,029 SHE TANKED IT ON PURPOSE.I DID NOT TANK IT. 557 00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:05,292 THAT SPEECH WAS AGAINSTME. 558 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:08,121 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS A COMMUNIST? 559 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,731 I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 560 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:12,168 ALAN, COMING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT? 561 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:15,519 YOU KNOW HOW I RELISH THE CHANCE TO TRY OUT A NEW FROCK. 562 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,870 THERE'S A RUMOR YOU'LL BE IN MINE. 563 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:20,873 HMM, I WOULD LOVE THAT. SIZE 8? 564 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:24,790 ALAN, YOU WILL NOTDRESS UP AS ME TONIGHT. 565 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:27,662 SHIRLEY, WE'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO CHOOSE SOMEBODY WE ADMIRE. 566 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,534 THAT LEAVES YOU AND DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER. 567 00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:33,102 YOU WILL NOTDRESS UP AS ME. 568 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:36,802 ALAN, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME DUMP BELLA. 569 00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:39,848 I'M NOT GOOD WHEN IT COMES TO BREAKING UP WITH WOMEN. 570 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:42,329 I'M TOO SOFT.DENNY, YOU SHOOT PEOPLE. 571 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:45,027 I THOUGHT OF THAT, BUT IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL, 572 00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:47,029 EXCEPT IN FLORIDA. 573 00:28:47,073 --> 00:28:48,857 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DUMP HER YOURSELF. 574 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:51,207 I'M SORRY.ALAN, AT LEAST HELP ME WIN BACK BETHANY. 575 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:55,298 [knock on door] 576 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,826 [door closes] 577 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:03,132 I DIDN'T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU. 578 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:06,222 I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO KNOW. 579 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,616 WHY? 580 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:12,402 BECAUSE... 581 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,753 OF ALL PEOPLE, WHY HIM? 582 00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:20,106 ACTUALLY, HE'S A PRETTY DECENT GUY, BRAD. 583 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:26,895 DENISE, I DON'T THINK I'M MODERN ENOUGH 584 00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:29,811 TO HANDLE THIS "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" THING. 585 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:32,683 SO I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO 586 00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:36,470 HAVE TO BEG OUT OF THIS ARRANGEMENT. 587 00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:39,081 OKAY? 588 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:42,389 OKAY. 589 00:29:56,490 --> 00:30:04,672 ♪♪♪ 590 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:06,413 FIRST OF ALL, 591 00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,545 I WILL SAY FOR THE RECORD, 592 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:09,677 I DON'T BELIEVE 593 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,767 IN ALL THAT MOISTURIZER, BOTOX, 594 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,074 FOUNTAIN-OF-YOUTH POOPYCOCK. 595 00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:16,292 OH, PLEASE, JUDGE. 596 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:18,686 HOW ELSE COULD YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DO AT 100? 597 00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:21,994 UH, I AM ORDERING MR. STEINKELLNER 598 00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:26,563 AND HIS COALITION TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY 599 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:29,915 FROM MS. HOROWITZ, THE REGULAR-SIZED ONE. 600 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:33,570 AS FOR PROTESTING AT HER PLACE OF BUSINESS, 601 00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:36,660 IF IT'S A PUBLIC AREA, HE MAY DO SO. 602 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:40,186 YES!THIS IS STILL A MODERATELY FREE COUNTRY. 603 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,405 ADJOURNED. 604 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,713 I AM NOT HAPPY. 605 00:30:45,756 --> 00:30:48,847 WELL, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO PAINT YOU BLUE, BELLA. 606 00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:55,592 UH, I'VE--I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. 607 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:58,508 WHAT'S GOING ON? 608 00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:01,598 UH, UH, YOU ONCE SAID THAT 609 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,949 IF IT WASN'T OVER FOR BETHANY AND ME, 610 00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:06,734 YOU WOULDN'T, UH, WANT... 611 00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:10,520 BETHANY ISN'T OVER FOR ME, 612 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:12,261 NOT IN MY HEART. 613 00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:18,180 DENNY, SHE-- SHE HATES YOUR GUTS. 614 00:31:18,224 --> 00:31:20,835 YEAH, BUT THE THING IS, 615 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,969 I DON'T-- I DON'T HATE HERS. 616 00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,059 OH. 617 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,411 WELL... 618 00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:33,152 IF, UH, 619 00:31:33,195 --> 00:31:36,764 MY DAUGHTER'S IN YOUR HEART, 620 00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:41,551 IT'S, UH, NOT A MOTHER'S PLACE TO... 621 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:44,815 OH, I'M SORRY, BELLA. 622 00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:47,862 I KNOW YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, 623 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,126 BUT I ACTUALLY DO PLACE HER HAPPINESS 624 00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:53,607 ABOVE MY OWN. 625 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,873 I WISH YOU BOTH THE BEST. 626 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:10,232 PLEASE DON'T HURT HER, DENNY. 627 00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:22,375 I DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOOT HER. 628 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:26,727 ♪♪♪ 629 00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:30,905 SO YOU WON? 630 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,734 STILL UNDEFEATED. 631 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:35,692 AND BELLA? 632 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:38,739 SHE TOOK IT LIKE THE MAN SHE IS, 633 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:42,438 BUT NOW COMES THE TOUGH PART. 634 00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:46,703 DENNY, UNDER WHAT PRETEXT IS BETHANY COMING IN? 635 00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:49,054 OH, I TOLD HER I HAD A SETTLEMENT OFFER 636 00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:51,273 IN LIEU OF AN APPEAL. 637 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:54,276 I REALLY THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE OF HANDLING THIS YOURSELF. 638 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,887 MM.JUST SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART. 639 00:32:56,931 --> 00:33:00,195 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE DONE THAT. 640 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:05,635 WHAT'S THE OFFER? 641 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,291 BETHANY... 642 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:14,731 THIS IS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT SETTLING THE CASE 643 00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:18,431 AS IT IS SETTLING YOU AND ME. 644 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:21,521 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?I DUMPED YOUR MOTHER. 645 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:23,523 YOU DUMPED BELLA? 646 00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,873 'CAUSE I CAN'T GET OVER YOU. 647 00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:29,442 TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE. 648 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,226 BETHANY... 649 00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:35,230 [groans] 650 00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:37,450 WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. 651 00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:40,279 TOO OFTEN, PEOPLE ARE JUDGED BY THOSE MISTAKES. 652 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:45,371 I THINK THE TRUE MEASURE OF A MAN LIES... 653 00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:52,769 "...LIES IN HIS WILLINGNESS 654 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:56,077 TO RIGHT HIS WRONGS." 655 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:04,216 "I LOVE YOU, BETHANY." 656 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,350 SO WILL YOU JOIN ME 657 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,396 AT A PARTY TONIGHT? 658 00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:12,746 COSTUMES. YOU'LL HAVE FUN. 659 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,922 AND YOU CAN PRETEND 660 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:18,752 THAT YOU STILL LIKE ME. 661 00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:21,929 ♪♪♪ 662 00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:30,372 [The Trammps' "Disco Inferno" playing] 663 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:32,505 ♪ TO MY SURPRISE 664 00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:37,031 ♪ LISTEN, 100 STORIES HIGH ♪ 665 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,295 ♪ PEOPLE GETTIN' LOOSE, Y'ALL ♪ 666 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:44,517 ♪ GETTIN' DOWN ON THE ROOF, YEAH ♪ 667 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,648 [scratches] 668 00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:48,390 ♪ FOLKS WERE SCREAMIN'... 669 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,392 SHIRLEY... 670 00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:52,394 YOU WON. 671 00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:54,918 I'M, UH, SURPRISED, TO BE HONEST. 672 00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:57,660 [imitates Bella] WELL, RABBITS ARE PART 673 00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:59,880 OF THE RODENT FAMILY. 674 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,187 [normal voice] WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, PHYLLIS DILLER? 675 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,928 I'M ALBERT EINSTEIN. WHO ARE YOU? 676 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,060 DIANE SAWYER. 677 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,584 YOU WERE EXPECTING BILL O'REILLY? 678 00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:11,935 PAUL, AT FIRST I THOUGHT THIS WAS A STUPID IDEA, 679 00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:15,896 BUT I'VE GOT TO TIP MY HAT TO YOU.JENNIFER ANISTON? 680 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:18,377 HELLO! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 681 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,293 WELL, THE PROP WAS A GIVEAWAY. 682 00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:24,426 WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. 683 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:25,993 [laughs] OH, MY GOD. 684 00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:29,214 DENNY, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE. 685 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,738 ANYBODY WHO CAN BLAST HIS FRIEND IN THE FACE 686 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:34,001 AND GET HIMTO TAKE THE RAP FOR IT IS MY KIND OF CITIZEN. 687 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,829 [gunshot] 688 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:37,831 [plaster dropping]OH, DAMN THING. 689 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:40,442 UH, DENNY, THERE--THERE'S A RUMOR THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE 690 00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:42,096 SHOWING UP WITH AN OLD FLAME TONIGHT. 691 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,447 I DID. 692 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:46,840 DANNY DeVITO, RIGHT? 693 00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:49,059 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 694 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:53,455 TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! 695 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,022 [laughs] 696 00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:58,068 DICK CHENEY, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, ALL THE SUPERHEROES. 697 00:35:58,112 --> 00:35:59,244 [Alan] INDEED. 698 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:01,028 I MUST SAY, SHIRLEY, 699 00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,596 BEING IN THE LENNON SISTERS' DRESS WAS A THRILL, 700 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:06,512 BUT THIS, THIS IS THE PINNACLE. 701 00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:09,123 I EXPRESSLY ASKED YOU NOT TO DRESS UP AS ME. 702 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,473 WHICH IS WHY I DRESSED AS THE DOLL. 703 00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,475 OH. 704 00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:15,347 TO INFINITY AND... 705 00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:18,001 ♪ SATISFACTION... 706 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,786 [laughs] 707 00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:23,442 TAKE OFF THAT COSTUME, SPORT.YOU TAKE YOURS OFF. 708 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:25,444 I'M BUZZ LIGHTYEAR HERE. ASK ANYBODY. 709 00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:28,229 I'VE ALWAYSBEEN BUZZ.TAKE IT OFF. 710 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,927 [costumes whirring] 711 00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:32,799 HEY!I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM! 712 00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,496 NOW YOU TWO ARE NOT GONNA RUIN THIS PARTY. 713 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,585 TAKE IT OUTSIDE, BOTH OF YOU.AFTER YOU. 714 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,674 OKAY.COME ON, OUTSIDE! 715 00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:41,024 GO ON NOW. 716 00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:44,593 [lasers firing] 717 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,943 [Otis Redding's "That's How Strong My Love Is" playing] 718 00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:49,468 [Clarence imitating Oprah] CARE TO DANCE WITH ME, CHILD? 719 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:50,817 OH, NO. 720 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:53,863 WHAT? WHO DOESN'T ADMIRE OPRAH? 721 00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:56,866 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE COME AS TOM CRUISE. 722 00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:59,304 WE CAN GO HOME AND JUMP ON YOUR COUCH. 723 00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:01,349 I DIDN'T BUY THAT THE FIRST TIME, HONEY. 724 00:37:01,393 --> 00:37:03,917 WE DANCIN'?I'LL DANCE WITH CLARENCE. 725 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,179 HE'S IN HERE. 726 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,138 HOLD ME TIGHT ENOUGH, YOU'LL FEEL HIM. 727 00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:09,836 [chuckles] WOW. LET'S GO. 728 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:12,404 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS ♪ 729 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:14,362 ♪ WHOA 730 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:16,712 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS... ♪ 731 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,975 GOOD IDEA, PAUL. 732 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:21,761 PEOPLE SEEM TO BE VERY FESTIVE. 733 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:25,547 WELL, THANK YOU, ALAN. 734 00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:27,332 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS... ♪ 735 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,943 WHAT'S IT LIKE, BEING SHIRLEY? 736 00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:32,772 THE THONG IS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 737 00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:34,382 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS... ♪ 738 00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:35,862 OH. 739 00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:41,563 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS, BABY, BABY ♪ 740 00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:45,219 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS ♪ 741 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,743 ♪ I'LL BE THE WEEPING WILLOW 742 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:49,789 ♪ DROWNING IN MY TEARS, YES 743 00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:54,315 ♪ AND YOU CAN GO SWIMMING WHEN YOU ARE HERE ♪ 744 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:57,753 ♪ AND I'LL BE THE RAINBOW AFTER THE TEARS ARE GONE ♪ 745 00:37:57,797 --> 00:38:00,147 ♪ WRAP YOU IN MY COLORS 746 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:03,585 ♪ AND KEEP YOU WARM 747 00:38:03,629 --> 00:38:05,805 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS... ♪ 748 00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:07,850 DON'T BE LEADING NOW. 749 00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,939 IT'S ALWAYS OPRAH'S SHOW, HONEY. 750 00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:14,248 SORRY. [chuckles] 751 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,598 CLARENCE... 752 00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:21,037 NO OPRAH FOR A SECOND, OKAY? 753 00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,909 PLEASE? 754 00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:26,565 [normal voice] OKAY. 755 00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:30,482 I REALLY LIKE YOU. 756 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:33,572 I LIKE YOU, TOO. 757 00:38:33,615 --> 00:38:36,270 ♪ TO DRY YOUR EYES AND LOVE YOU WARM ♪ 758 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,664 ♪ SO WARM 759 00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:43,016 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS, BABY ♪ 760 00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:47,542 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS ♪ 761 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:52,155 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS, DARLING ♪ 762 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:56,682 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS ♪ 763 00:38:56,725 --> 00:39:00,033 ♪ THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS, SO DEEP IN ♪ 764 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:04,472 ♪ WELL, THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS ♪ 765 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,039 ♪ SO MUCH LOVE 766 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,737 ♪ YES, SO MUCH LOVE, WHOA 767 00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:12,741 ♪ YES, SO MUCH LOVE, YES, SO MUCH LOVE ♪ 768 00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:15,178 ♪ ANYTHING THAT I CAN DO 769 00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:17,659 ♪ I'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU 770 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:19,792 ♪ ANY KIND OF LOVE YOU WANT 771 00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:20,793 ♪ I'LL BE WITH YOU 772 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:23,012 SO IT'S A YES WITH BETHANY? 773 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,623 SHE'S BACK? 774 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:28,670 MM, SHE'S STILL MIXED. 775 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:30,411 BUT-- 776 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:33,109 WELL, WAS SHE AT ALL TENDER TONIGHT? 777 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:37,331 ABOUT WHAT YOU'D EXPECT FROM DANNY DeVITO. 778 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,333 [chuckles] 779 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,727 RULE OF THUMB, ALAN. 780 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:44,164 THE WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART 781 00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:47,254 IS NOT THROUGH HER MOTHER'S PRIVATES. 782 00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:48,995 I'LL WRITE THAT DOWN. 783 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:53,216 ANYWAY, UM, 784 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:55,871 BETHANY IS GONE FOR THE NIGHT. 785 00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:57,482 [clears throat] 786 00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,788 YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN THIS OUTFIT. 787 00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:04,314 WE COULD GO FOR A QUIET DRINK SOMEWHERE. 788 00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:06,882 WE'RE HAVING A QUIET DRINK RIGHT HERE. 789 00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:12,584 [chuckles] 790 00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:15,848 I'M DRIVING YOU ABSOLUTELY CRAZY, 791 00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:17,893 AREN'T I? 792 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,200 [chuckles] 793 00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:22,202 IF YOU HAD ANY IDEA 794 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:25,074 HOW YOU LOOK... 795 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:29,775 SHIRLEY WAS THE ONE, ALAN. 796 00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:33,213 ONE NIGHT, WHILE MAKING LOVE, 797 00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:34,954 SHE RECITED PROUST TO ME. 798 00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:36,956 DID YOU UNDERSTAND IT?NOT A WORD. 799 00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,958 [laughs]I THOUGHT SHE WAS POSSESSED. 800 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:41,569 [Brad speaking distantly] YOU'RE NOT BUZZ! I'M BUZZ! 801 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:44,180 TAKE IT OFF!LOOK AT THOSE TWO. 802 00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:46,922 [Jeffrey] I'M BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! 803 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,011 [Brad] I'MBUZZ! 804 00:40:49,055 --> 00:40:51,797 LOVE US OR HATE US, THERE'S NO OTHER PLACE LIKE US. 805 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,842 HERE'S TO THAT. 806 00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:58,456 FORGET IT. 807 00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:01,807 JUST ONE DANCE. 808 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:05,332 LET ME WALTZ DOWN MEMORY LANE. 809 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,380 ONE DANCE IF YOU'LL DROP IT. 810 00:41:10,424 --> 00:41:12,078 FINE. 811 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:18,954 AND YOU BETTER RESPECT ME. 812 00:41:19,781 --> 00:41:21,435 HEH. 813 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,656 [Jimmy Durante's "As Time Goes By" playing] 814 00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:33,273 [laughs] DO I REALLY REMIND YOU OF SHIRLEY? 815 00:41:33,316 --> 00:41:36,015 ♪ A KISS IS STILL A KISS... 816 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:38,800 EXCEPT SOME OF THE LUMPS ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE. 817 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:40,976 THE LUMP YOU REFER TO IS YOUR OWN. 818 00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:48,462 ♪ THE FUNDAMENTAL THINGS APPLY 819 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,203 ♪ AS TIME... 820 00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:53,859 IMAGINE PEOPLE LOOKING OUT THEIR WINDOW 821 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:55,904 SEEING DICK CHENEY AND SHIRLEY SCHMIDT 822 00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:57,863 DANCING ON THE BALCONY. 823 00:41:57,906 --> 00:42:00,692 WHAT MUST THEY BE THINKING? 824 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,737 WELL, IF THEY'RE REGULAR VIEWERS, 825 00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:05,000 THEY KNOW BY NOW, ANYTHING GOES. 826 00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:07,786 YES, IT DOES. 827 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:09,788 ♪ THE WORLD WILL ALWAYS 828 00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:12,878 ♪ WELCOME LOVERS 829 00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:15,924 ♪ AS TIME 830 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:19,101 ♪ GOES BY 831 00:42:19,145 --> 00:42:22,104 [Jeffrey] IS THAT A RENTAL?[Brad] SHUT UP! I HAD IT FIRST! 832 00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:24,803 YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.TAKE IT OFF. 833 00:42:24,846 --> 00:42:29,764 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 834 00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:30,852 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 835 00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:32,419 I NEED TO SEE DENNY CRANE, PLEASE. 836 00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:33,420 WHY? 837 00:42:33,463 --> 00:42:35,248 18 MONTHS AGO, 838 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:37,511 I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH SAME-SEX ATTRACTION DISORDER. 839 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,818 THAT WOULD MEAN YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO MEN. 840 00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:40,819 OH, I'M NOT, OF COURSE. 841 00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:43,909 IT'S JUST... THAT I THINK I AM. 842 00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:46,825 I'M PREGNANT, ONE OF YOU IS THE FATHER, 843 00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:51,220 AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE PATERNAL PARENT IS. 844 00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:52,918 ALAN SHORE FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 845 00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:55,703 COULD I PERHAPS GET AN EX PARTE SIDEBAR, JUDGE? 846 00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:59,747 I'LL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT RIGHT NOW.MY HANDCUFFS OR YOURS?