1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:02,567 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:04,395 ARE YOU AND DENISE HAVING INTIMATE RELATIONS? 3 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,049 WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?ARE YOU? 4 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,312 ARE YOU?YOU AND I HAVE AN ARRANGEMENT. NO EXCLUSIVITY. 5 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,662 ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH SOMEBODY ELSE IN THIS OFFICE? 6 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:13,230 I'M NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.DENISE, I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF. 7 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:15,928 ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH SOMEBODY ELSE IN THIS OFFICE?I'M NOT ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS. 8 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,930 "PROFESSOR CLIFFORD CABOT'S CABINET OF SEXUAL CURIOSITIES." 9 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:20,933 THIS IS MY VISION. IT'S NOT JUST SOME COLLECTION OF SMUT. 10 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,327 EVER APPEAR BEFORE A RAVING LOON NAMED CLARK BROWN? 11 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,285 SHOCKING. OUTRAGEOUS. 12 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,330 THESE ARE SERIOUS CRIMINAL CHARGES. 13 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,158 70 YEARS OLD, STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER. 14 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:31,118 DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER WOULD CALL YOU? A NAMBY-PAMBY. 15 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:36,949 ♪♪♪ 16 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:39,300 [elevator bell dings] 17 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,258 [horn honks] 18 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:49,440 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 19 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,140 BETHANY, YOU GOT TALLER. 20 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:55,490 I'M JUST TRYING IT OUT, SNIDEY-DOO. 21 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,274 WELL, IT LOOKS SMASHING ON YOU. 22 00:00:57,318 --> 00:01:00,147 IS THERE A REASON YOU'RE HERE?I'M MEETING DENNY FOR BREAKFAST. 23 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:02,932 I'D SAY "JOIN US," BUT THAT MIGHT RUIN IT. 24 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:05,456 [horn honks]OH, DEAR. 25 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,632 JUDGE BROWN. 26 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,852 I NEED TO SEE DENNY CRANE, PLEASE. 27 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:10,853 WHY? 28 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,898 IT IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY 29 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:15,031 FOR WHICH I NEED A POWERFUL FIRM. 30 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,036 WHAT'S THE URGENCY? YOUR SHORTS RIDING UP ON YOU? 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,907 THIS IS A GRAVE MATTER. 32 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,735 I'D APPRECIATE YOUR SENSITIVITY. 33 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,563 I AM NOTHING IF NOT SENSITIVE. 34 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:31,526 18 MONTHS AGO I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH SSAD. 35 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:34,398 OH...I WAS DIRECTED TO A REHAB FACILITY 36 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,531 WHERE I WAS TOLD I'D BE CURED. 37 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:39,490 $40,000 LATER I AM NOT CURED. 38 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,666 OH, I'M SO SORRY, JUDGE. 39 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:44,365 WHAT'S SSAD? 40 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:45,975 SAME-SEX ATTRACTION DISORDER. 41 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,151 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 42 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,848 I-IT'S A DISORDER 43 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:53,374 WHERE A PERSON THINKS HE'S ATTRACTED TO THE SAME SEX. 44 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,766 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 45 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:58,901 WHAT I MEAN IS THE PERSON BECOMES ERRONEOUSLY CONVINCED 46 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:02,034 THAT HE'S SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A PERSON OF THE SAME SEX. 47 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,775 THIS AFFECTS YOU? 48 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:04,950 YES. 49 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:07,388 BUT YOU'RE A MAN. 50 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:11,392 THAT WOULD MEAN YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO MEN. 51 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,916 YES. OH, I'M NOT, OF COURSE. 52 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:17,267 IT'S JUST THAT I THINK I AM. 53 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,400 YOU MEAN LIKE HOMOSEXUAL GAY? 54 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,402 WELL, WHICH IS WHY I WANT TO SUE. 55 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:25,449 I WILL NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN. 56 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,409 ♪♪♪ 57 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,484 SHIRLEY, THIS IS MY SISTER CAROL, MY NIECE MICHELLE. 58 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:03,008 MICHELLE REGRETTABLY WAS A VICTIM 59 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,836 OF A RATHER TRAUMATIC ASSAULT LAST NIGHT. 60 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,838 WHAT HAPPENED? 61 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,536 I WAS MOLESTED BY A RABBI. 62 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,886 SHE'S NOT EVEN REALLY JEWISH. 63 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,844 WE COULD MAKE THIS OUT A HATE CRIME.I'M HALFJEWISH. 64 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,455 HER FATHER'S SIDE. 65 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,587 YOU WERE... THIS WAS LAST NIGHT? 66 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:20,287 I'VE BEEN GETTING COUNSELING FROM MY FATHER'S RABBI 67 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,246 OVER MY SO-CALLED DISABILITY WITH INTIMACY, 68 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:26,641 WHICH IS THE NEW TERM FOR PRUDES, I GUESS. 69 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:29,296 AND HE SUCKED ME DOWN THIS PATH-OF-TRUST THINGY, 70 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,689 AND LAST NIGHT HE SOMEHOW GOT ME 71 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:33,517 TO LIE NAKED WITH HIM, 72 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,693 AND HE PRESSED HIS FAT, NAKED BODY AGAINST MINE 73 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,739 AND GROPED ME LIKE AN APE. 74 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,307 I WAS PRACTICALLY ENVELOPED BY FLAB. 75 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,309 DID YOU ASK HIM TO STOP? 76 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:45,964 SHE'S ONLY 16. IT WOULDN'T MATTER.I UNDERSTAND, BUT-- 77 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:48,793 I ASKED HIM TO STOP, AND HE MADE SOME STUPID COMMENT 78 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,187 LIKE, "WHY SHOULD PRIESTS HAVE ALL THE FUN?" 79 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,842 WHICH I DID NOT FIND FUNNY. HE SHOULD GET LETTERS. 80 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:56,192 HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE POLICE? 81 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,281 WE'VE BEEN TO THE POLICE. THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT. 82 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,370 WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEN?THERE'S A NEW PILL. 83 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:03,286 IT'S STILL IN THE TRIAL STAGE. PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF IT. 84 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,549 IT'S CALLED "THE FORGETTING PILL.""THE FORGETTING PILL"? 85 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:08,509 BASICALLY, IF YOU TAKE IT IN THE IMMEDIATE AFTERMATH 86 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,337 OF A TRAUMATIC EVENT, 87 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,164 IT CAN MAKE YOU FORGET THAT EVENT, 88 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,992 THE GOAL BEING TO CIRCUMVENT THE EMOTIONAL SCARRING. 89 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,125 MICHELLE'S FATHER WANTS HER TO TAKE IT. 90 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,997 HE'S GOING FOR A COURT ORDER. [chuckles] 91 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,522 WE THINK THE IDEA IS PERVERSE. A PILL THAT MAKES YOU FORGET? 92 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:24,351 ALDOUS HUXLEY DIDN'T EVEN DREAM OF THAT. 93 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,396 WELL, ACTUALLY HE DID, BUT STILL, 94 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,703 TO EXPERIMENT WITH A PERSON'S MEMORY, 95 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:31,445 THE IDEA IS GROTESQUE.WHOA, UH, HOLD ON A SECOND. 96 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,360 YOU AND THE FATHER ARE--WE'RE DIVORCED. 97 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,057 HE WANTS HER TO TAKE THE MEDICATION. 98 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,799 I'M OPPOSED.WELL, YOU CAN'T FORCE MEDICATION 99 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,236 ON A 16 YEAR OLD, EVEN IF YOU'RE THE FATHER. 100 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,673 SHE WANTS TO TAKE IT.OF COURSE I DO. 101 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,893 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND 102 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,939 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE REMEMBERING A FAT, NAKED RABBI? 103 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,985 YOU HAVE TO TRUST US, SWEETHEART.TRUST YOU? 104 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:52,553 YOU'RE A BIGGER PERV THAN THE RABBI. 105 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,555 UM, MICHELLE, SOMETHING TELLS ME 106 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:57,035 THAT IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO TAKE THIS PILL, 107 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:59,124 YOU WOULD'VE DONE SO BY NOW. 108 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,475 NO, BECAUSE THESE TWO FREAKED THE DOCTORS OUT 109 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:04,086 WITH ALL THEIR THREATS OF LAWSUITS, 110 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,871 AND THEY WON'T GIVE IT TO ME WITHOUT HER CONSENT. 111 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:09,613 IT JUST SEEMS MORALLY WRONG. 112 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,442 HER FATHER'S GOING TO COURT. 113 00:05:12,486 --> 00:05:15,271 SHIRLEY, WE NEED YOUR HELP. 114 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:22,452 ♪♪♪ 115 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:26,891 ♪♪♪ 116 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:30,678 I DO NOT WANT HER HERE. 117 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:34,464 MEDICAL MALPRACTICE IS MY NICHE.YOUR HONOR, SHE CAN HELP. 118 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:37,946 I'VE SEEN HER IN ACTION. SHE'S A LITTLE DYNAMO. 119 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:41,950 HOW EXACTLY DOES THIS SAME-SEX ATTRACTION DISORDER PLAY OUT? 120 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:44,909 WELL, I FIND MEN, 121 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:47,085 AND I HAVE RELATIONS WITH THEM. 122 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,392 I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS MOST OF MY LIFE. 123 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,960 ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, I HAD A TALK WITH MY MINISTER. 124 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:54,441 HE GAVE ME THE DIAGNOSIS OF SSAD, 125 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:58,053 TOLD ME HE KNEW OF A FAITH-BASED FACILITY THAT COULD HELP ME. 126 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:00,272 IT'S CALLED "BETTER TOMORROWS." 127 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,100 THEY'RE A SHAM. 128 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:04,799 $40,000 LATER, 129 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,540 I STILL HAVE URGES. 130 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,673 I'VE SEEN THIS EXACT SAME THING BEFORE, 131 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,980 AND I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN IT.YOU CAN? 132 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:14,330 YES. YOU'RE TOTALLY GAY. 133 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,854 I AM NOT! HOW DARE YOU? 134 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,943 YOUR HONOR, GOING TO COURT'S A VERY PUBLIC FORUM. 135 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:22,077 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 136 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,775 AT SOME POINT, A MAN HAS TO STAND UP 137 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:25,907 FOR PRINCIPLE. 138 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:29,650 THIS BETTER TOMORROWS... 139 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,391 IT'S OUTRAGEOUS! 140 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:41,009 CONGRATULATIONS. 141 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,272 WHAT? OH. 142 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:46,318 UH, NO, IT'S NEGATIVE. NO BLUE LINE. 143 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:49,278 YEAH, I COULD TELL FROM YOUR REACTION. 144 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,932 WHO'S THE FATHER? 145 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,237 NOBODY. 146 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:55,589 NOBODY IS THE FATHER. 147 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,591 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T CLAIM THAT, DENISE. 148 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,767 THEY'LL THROW ROCKS AT YOUR KID. 149 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,639 YOU HAVE A SMART LITTLE WISECRACK FOR EVERYTHING, 150 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,815 DON'T YOU?MOST THINGS. 151 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,038 YOU OKAY? 152 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,301 NO. 153 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:17,828 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 154 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:20,831 WELL, YOU CAN HAVE IT 155 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,790 OR NOT. 156 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,360 CAN YOU HELP? 157 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:30,667 IT'S JUST THE SUBJECT MATTER 158 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:32,321 MAKES ME A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 159 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,323 I'M AFRAID I WON'T DO MY BEST WORK. 160 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,412 WHAT ABOUT BETHANY?SHE'LL BE AROUND. 161 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,329 BUT I WANT ONE OF THOSE REALLY, REALLY LONG CLOSINGS. 162 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:43,767 OH.WE'VE ALL COME TO EXPECT THEM. 163 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:49,251 YOUR HONOR, DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS PROBLEM AIRED OUT? 164 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:51,819 COMPANIES LIKE THIS, 165 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:55,039 THEY THREATEN OUR NATIONAL SECURITY.OF COURSE THEY DO. 166 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,172 WELL, IF PEOPLE GET THE IDEA THAT-- 167 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:59,130 THAT BUSINESSES LIKE THIS ARE SHAMS, 168 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,959 THEY MAY STOP TRYING TO CURE THEMSELVES OF HOMOSEXUALITY. 169 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,657 [chuckles] BUT, YOUR HONOR, 170 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,050 YOU CAN'T REALLY CURE HOMOSEXUALITY WITH THERAPY. 171 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,313 YOU NEED TO TAKE A PILL. 172 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:11,795 HOW DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF THIS SITUATION! 173 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,884 I THINK I'M GAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 174 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:16,060 IT'S--HARD ON THE HIPS. 175 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:18,193 SHOCKING! 176 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:19,455 ALL RISE. 177 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,023 CASE NUMBER 32666, 178 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:26,201 JUDGE CLARK BROWN vs. BETTER TOMORROWS. 179 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,037 OH, MY. 180 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,911 ALAN SHORE FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 181 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:43,914 COULD I PERHAPS GET AN EX PARTE SIDEBAR, JUDGE? 182 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,525 APPROACH. 183 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,704 GOOD MORNING, YOUR HONOR. 184 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,794 I CANNOT BE 100% SURE, 185 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,709 BUT I BELIEVE YEARS AGO, 186 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:59,843 LONG BEFORE YOU WERE A JUDGE, THERE WAS A PARTY. 187 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,280 I BELIEVE I WAS AT IT, 188 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:05,022 AND I BELIEVE YOUR HONOR WAS. 189 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:07,982 AND IT TURNED OUT WE ONLY HAD ONE MOTOR VEHICLE BETWEEN US, 190 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:10,375 SO I OFFERED TO GIVE YOU A LIFT. 191 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,160 AND EVEN THOUGH BETWEEN US, 192 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,858 WE HAD TWO PLACES OF RESIDENCE, 193 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,904 WE ONLY WENT TO ONE OF THEM, 194 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:20,864 AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME, WE HAD A VERY REWARDING TIME. 195 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,084 AND I WOULD HOPE THAT EXPERIENCE 196 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:28,002 WOULDN'T COME BETWEEN US NOW IN A COURT OF LAW. 197 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:31,266 I'M GLAD YOU REMEMBER IT, COUNSEL, 198 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:34,399 BECAUSE I DON'T. 199 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,880 I GUESS BETWEEN US, 200 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:39,361 ONE OF US WASN'T THAT MEMORABLE. 201 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:43,713 AH, WELL, I'M SURE IT ALL PALES IN COMPARISON 202 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,455 TO A SUBSEQUENT PARTY I'M TOLD YOU ATTENDED, 203 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:49,806 ONE WHERE THE GOVERNOR WAS THERE, AS WELL. 204 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,113 DO GOVERNORS STILL APPOINT JUDGES IN THE COMMONWEALTH? 205 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:54,071 BETWEEN US, I BELIEVE THEY DO. 206 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,030 I'LL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT RIGHT NOW. 207 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,858 MY HANDCUFFS OR YOURS? 208 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,991 YOU'D BETTER RESPECT THIS ROBE, ALAN. 209 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,124 OH, I'VE ALREADY PUT IT 210 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:06,954 AND ALL OF ITS CONTENTS ON THE HIGHEST OF PEDESTALS. 211 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:18,313 ♪♪♪ 212 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:22,099 ♪♪♪ 213 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,274 TIME IS AGAINST US. 214 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,755 IF WE DON'T GIVE MICHELLE THE PROPRANOLOL NOW, 215 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,888 BEFORE THIS HORRIFIC MEMORY HAS A CHANCE TO SET IN-- 216 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,933 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A CHILD'S BRAIN HERE. 217 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,848 WHY THE RUSH TO PUMP HER WITH DRUGS? 218 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,851 BECAUSE THEY CAN HELP MY DAUGHTER! 219 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,680 WHAT IS THIS DRUG YOU SPEAK OF? IT SOUNDS LIKE POOPYCOCK. 220 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,901 IT'S CALLED PROPRANOLOL. IT'S A BETA-BLOCKER.AND IT MAKES YOU FORGET? 221 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,990 YOU OBVIOUSLY WOULDN'T NEED IT.WHO SAID THAT? 222 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,209 HE FORGOT.THE DRUG ESSENTIALLY BLOCKS ADRENALINE 223 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,733 FROM ENTERING THE NERVE CELL, 224 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,996 AND ADRENALINE ATTACHES EMOTION TO MEMORIES. 225 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,954 IF YOU TAKE THE DRUG QUICKLY ENOUGH, 226 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,348 IT CAN PREVENT YOU FROM REMEMBERING 227 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,829 AND BEING SCARRED BY THE TRAUMA.WHICH IN THIS CASE WOULD BE? 228 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,395 A NAKED RABBI.IT'S BRAINWASHING, YOUR HONOR. 229 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:00,355 THEY USE IT WITH SOLDIERS WITH P.T.S.D. WITH GOOD RESULTS. 230 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,879 EVEN SO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A TEENAGER. 231 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,925 WHO SUFFERED A HORRENDOUS SEXUAL ASSAULT. 232 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,709 NOW HOLD ON JUST A SECOND. 233 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,450 WHERE IS THE NAKED RABBI? 234 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:11,496 YOUR HONOR, THE ISSUE BEFORE YOU SIMPLY CONCERNS 235 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,021 MICHELLE'S RIGHT TO TAKE THIS MEDICATION. 236 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,284 AND THE FATHER IS FOR IT, AND HER MOTHER IS AGAINST IT?[Shirley] YES. 237 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:19,374 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?I'M THE FUNNY UNCLE. 238 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,159 EVERY FAMILY HAS ONE. 239 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,379 AND YOU SAY THE GIRL WISHES TO TAKE THE MEDICATION? 240 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,337 WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND? 241 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,122 I DO NOTWANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE 242 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,776 AS A SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIM. 243 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,604 BUT, MICHELLE, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 244 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,868 BUT I DON'T HAVE TO BE, NOT PSYCHOLOGICALLY. 245 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,958 THIS ISN'T ANYBODY'S BUSINESS BUT MY OWN! 246 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,177 YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT, IN ADDITION 247 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,006 TO BEING MICHELLE'S FATHER, IS A PSYCHIATRIST. 248 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,792 HE CAN GIVE MEDICAL TESTIMONY AS TO THE EFFICACY OF THIS DRUG. 249 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,185 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO HEAR FROM HIM.GET HIM UP HERE! 250 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,235 ♪♪♪ 251 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,237 [knock on door] 252 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,805 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SPORT?WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 253 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:02,591 ACTUALLY, UM, I CALLED THIS LITTLE MEETING. 254 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,030 COULD YOU SIT, BOTH OF YOU? 255 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:09,641 COUCH.WHY? 256 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,166 BRAD, SIT, PLEASE. 257 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,871 THERE IS NO DELICATE WAY TO SAY THIS, 258 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,613 SO... I'M PREGNANT. 259 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,137 ONE OF YOU IS THE FATHER, 260 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,966 AND WHILE I'M NOT ASKING EITHER OF YOU 261 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,663 TO BEAR ANYRESPONSIBILITY, 262 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:35,580 I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE PATERNAL PARENT IS. 263 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,973 WHAT'S THIS? 264 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,932 BRAD, SWAB, PLEASE.HOLD ON A SECOND. 265 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:42,065 I HAVE RIGHTS. YOU CAN'T JUST DROP A BOMB. 266 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,024 YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS UNLESS YOU'RE THE FATHER, 267 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,982 WHICH WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL WE DO THE TEST, 268 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:49,594 SO, BRAD, SWAB, PLEASE. 269 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,394 THANKS. 270 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,484 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 271 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,055 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 272 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,839 BRAD... 273 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,146 ONE OF US IS A FATHER. 274 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,764 WELL, THERE ARE MANY, MANY PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY 275 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,332 WHO HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO THIS CONFUSION 276 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,725 OVER SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT'S SHOCKING. 277 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,032 AND THESE VICTIMS SUFFER FROM... 278 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,425 SSAD. 279 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,167 SAME-SEX ATTRACTION DISORDER. 280 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,996 MY MINISTER DIAGNOSED ME, AND HE--HE RECOMMENDED 281 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,867 BETTER TOMORROWS FOR REPARATIVE THERAPY. 282 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:48,088 AND WHAT DOES THIS TREATMENT ENTAIL, DOCTOR? 283 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,654 I'M NOT A DOCTOR. 284 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,091 WHATEVER. 285 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,136 WELL, BASICALLY, IT ENTAILS BIBLE STUDY, 286 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,573 GENDER-APPROPRIATE ACTIVITIES, 287 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,662 LIKE, UH, SPORTS ACTIVITIES FOR MEN, 288 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,099 SEWING FOR WOMEN. 289 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:03,190 WE WERE TO REPORT ALL SEXUAL FANTASIES TO THE STAFF. 290 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,409 EVERY DAY THEY SEARCHED OUR BELONGINGS 291 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:09,196 FOR SECULAR MEDIA-- MOVIES, CDs. 292 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,937 CERTAIN DEVIANT BEHAVIORS WERE PROHIBITED. 293 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,157 IT WAS ALL VERY ENTAILED.COME ON. 294 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:17,465 DID YOU ACTUALLYBELIEVE IN ALL THIS NONSENSE? 295 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:20,511 WHAT YOU CALL "NONSENSE," I CALL VALUES. 296 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,339 SO YOU WENT TO THE DEFENDANT... 297 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,125 TO BE CURED OF THESE EVIL AND IMPURE PREDILECTIONS. 298 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,954 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY, YOUR HONOR. 299 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,391 IT'S LIFE-THREATENING. IF GOD DOESN'T GET YOU FOR IT, 300 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,132 THE SKINHEADS WILL, 301 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,003 AND IF THE SKINHEADS DON'T, THE REPUBLICANS WILL. 302 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,006 AND IF THE REPUBLICANS DON'T, THE SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS WILL. 303 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,400 AND IF THEY DON'T, BY GOD, IT WILL BE LEFT UP TO FLORIDA. 304 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,098 I'M READY TO BE DISCIPLINED NOW. 305 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,927 CHAMBERS? 306 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,537 I EXPRESSLY DIRECTED YOU 307 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,845 TO REFRAIN FROM YOUR ANTICS IN MY COURTROOM. 308 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,283 YES, WELL, ONCE I GET STARTED, I JUST GO ON AND ON. 309 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,981 SURELY YOU REMEMBER. 310 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,897 SHALL WE GET STARTED, JUDGE? 311 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:03,032 YOU'RE SUGGESTING AN EX PARTE ENCOUNTER 312 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,121 THAT WOULD GET US BOTH DISBARRED. 313 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:08,690 YES, BUT ON THE UPSIDE, I COULD TELL YOU HOW BAD YOU'RE BEING. 314 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:12,433 AND AS I RECALL, YOU LIKE BEING A BAD GIRL. 315 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,873 KEEP IT ABOUT THE CASE, COUNSEL. 316 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,006 THAT'S ALL. 317 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,703 YOU SURE? 318 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:34,194 THAT'S ALL. 319 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:41,679 THAT'S ALL. 320 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,073 ♪♪♪ 321 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,995 HEY, CLARENCE. HOW'S IT GOING? 322 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,736 GOOD. YOU? 323 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,085 GREAT. 324 00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:01,569 WELL, IT'S BEEN GOOD CATCHING UP. 325 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,224 HOW COME YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOURSELF? 326 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,356 WHAT WAS THAT? 327 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,924 YOU WERE LOOKING AT YOURSELF WHEN I CAME IN. 328 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,709 HOW COME?WELL, CLARENCE, THIS IS A CONVERSATION 329 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,190 TYPICALLY RESERVED FOR FRIENDS, BUT WHAT THE HELL? 330 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,062 THE REASON THEY PUT THESE MIRRORS UP 331 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,281 IS SO THAT PEOPLE CAN LOOK AT THEMSELVES. 332 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,892 WELL, THAT FELT GOOD TO GET OFF MY CHEST. 333 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:24,113 THANKS.YOU THINKING ABOUT THE BABY? 334 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,248 CLAIRE TOLD ME. 335 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,076 YOU WORRIED IT'S YOURS? 336 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,515 [sighs] 337 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:40,042 ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED THAT IT MIGHT NOT BE. 338 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:43,915 YOU WANT IT TO BE YOURS? 339 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,788 I GUESS I DO, ACTUALLY. 340 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,964 WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS, I-- 341 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,922 YOU SHOULD TELL DENISE. 342 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,924 I'LL BET SHE'S FEELING REAL ALONE RIGHT NOW 343 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,275 AND SCARED. 344 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:58,365 YOU'RE GETTING KIND OF BOLD IN YOUR OLD AGE, CLARENCE. 345 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,934 THANKS. 346 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,994 DENISE, DO YOU HAVE A SEC? 347 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,909 UH, ACTUALLY, I DON'T. 348 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,911 CAN IT WAIT? 349 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,521 APPARENTLY IT CAN. 350 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:28,308 ♪♪♪ 351 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,137 MEMORIES REQUIRE TIME TO CONGEAL IN OUR BRAINS. 352 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,748 AND WHILE THEY'RE FORMING, THEY CAN BECOME STRONGER OR WEAKER 353 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,577 DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH ADRENALINE IS INVOLVED. 354 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,709 SO IF WE WAIT TOO LONG...THEN THE MEMORY WILL SET, 355 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,798 AND MICHELLE WILL BE HAUNTED BY THIS 356 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,800 FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. 357 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,802 HAVE YOU EVER PRESCRIBED PROPRANOLOL 358 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,500 AS A LICENSED PSYCHIATRIST? 359 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,503 YES, MANY TIMES WITH GREAT SUCCESS. 360 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,636 I ONCE GAVE PROPRANOLOL TO A WOMAN WHO HAD BEEN RAPED. 361 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,248 SHE COULDN'T EVEN FACE HER HUSBAND, 362 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,380 LET ALONE UNDRESS IN FRONT OF HIM, 363 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,556 SHE WAS SO ASHAMED AND TRAUMATIZED. 364 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,863 AFTER TAKING THE MEDICATION, SHE REPORTED FEELING 365 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,387 AS THOUGH THE CORD LINKING THE MEMORY TO THE EMOTION 366 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,955 HAD BEEN CUT.IS TIME OF THE ESSENCE? 367 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,130 ABSOLUTELY. 368 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,741 IT HAS A MUCH HIGHER SUCCESS RATE WHEN GIVEN IMMEDIATELY, 369 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:14,615 WHICH IS WHY I WOULD LIKE TO PRESCRIBE IT FOR MICHELLE NOW. 370 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:18,358 SO LET'S JUST DELETE THE MEMORY SHE'D LIKE TO FORGET? 371 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,838 I'D LIKE TO ERASE MY FIRST HUSBAND. 372 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,362 THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. 373 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,625 MS. SCHMIDT, I WORK WITH POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. 374 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,583 THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT. I'VE SEEN WHAT IT DOES. 375 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:29,020 PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT, IT RUINS THEIR LIVES. 376 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,501 THEY CAN'T HOLD DOWN A JOB. 377 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,461 THEY SUFFER FROM NIGHTMARES AND FLASHBACKS.EVER HAVE A PATIENT 378 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:37,028 SUFFER THOSE EXACT THINGS BECAUSE HE OR SHE 379 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,379 SUPPRESSED THE MEMORIES?I TEND TO KNOW MY PATIENTS. 380 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,032 THIS ONE'S YOUR DAUGHTER.YEAH. 381 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:43,992 AND BECAUSE SHE IS MY DAUGHTER, I KNOW HER BETTER. 382 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,429 ASSUMING YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A DOCTOR, NOT A FATHER. 383 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:49,040 I HAVE THE POWER TO PREVENT AN ENORMOUS, 384 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,999 POTENTIALLY LIFELONG DISABILITY 385 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,436 WITH VIRTUALLY NO SIDE EFFECTS, 386 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,309 AND HOW DARE YOU TRY AND STOP ME! 387 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,876 HOW DARE YOU!WHAT HAVE I DONE? 388 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,705 THIS IS HER LIFE!YOU SPEAK AS IF IT WERE YOURS. 389 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,447 NO, IT'S MINE.SO HOW ABOUT LETTING MEDECIDE? 390 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,062 [sighs] 391 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,891 [clears throat] CLARENCE... 392 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,937 MY OFFICE, PLEASE. 393 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,770 [door closes] 394 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:26,208 YOU SHARED WITH JEFFREY COHO SOMETHING I SHARED WITH YOU. 395 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,602 I DO NOT EXPECT THE THINGS 396 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,300 THAT I TELL MY ASSISTANT IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OFFICE 397 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:34,085 TO END UP IN THE OFFICE GOSSIP POOL. 398 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,870 THINGS I SHARE WITH MY BOYFRIEND, 399 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:39,439 I ESPECIALLY EXPECT TO STAY PRIVATE. 400 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,049 I'M, UH... [clears throat] 401 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,965 I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND? 402 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,272 WELL, WE'RE DATING. 403 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:50,101 IT MAY NOT BE EXCLUSIVE, BUT EVEN SO-- 404 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,668 [deep masculine voice] YOU'RE JUST GETTING 405 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,757 A LITTLE AHEAD OF YOURSELF, DON'T YOU THINK, CHILD? 406 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,064 IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND, YOU'D KNOW. 407 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:59,110 YOU'D BE DOING MY LAUNDRY, MAKING ME DINNER EVERY NIGHT. 408 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,983 I DON'T SEE YOU DOING THAT, SUGAR-POP.YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY. 409 00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,767 RULE NUMBER TWO-- 410 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,248 WHEN IT COMES TO US, I DO NOT WANT TO BE HEARING 411 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,337 FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY, 412 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,687 WHICH INCLUDES CLARICE, CLEVANT, OPRAH 413 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,690 AND WHOEVER ELSE YOU HAVE STORED IN THERE. 414 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:17,999 CLAIRE, COULD WE BE EXCLUSIVE? 415 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:21,132 WELL... 416 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,093 I SUPPOSE WE COULD TRY. 417 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,271 IN THAT CASE, I QUIT. 418 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,881 WHAT? 419 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:33,362 I CAN'T WORK FOR MY GIRLFRIEND. 420 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,669 CAN YOU GET ME REASSIGNED? 421 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,366 [sighs] 422 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:40,108 WELL, WE TELL EVERYONE WHO COMES TO BETTER TOMORROWS 423 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,849 THAT SELF-CONTROL, NOT INDULGENCE, 424 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:44,852 IS THE PATH TO GRACE.HUH! 425 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,550 WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN? 426 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:50,901 SAME-SEX ATTRACTION IS A PERNICIOUS DISORDER. 427 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:54,035 REPARATIVE THERAPY WILL GIVE A PATIENT THE TOOLS 428 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,863 TO MAINTAIN HIS SOBRIETY, 429 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,778 BUT HE HAS TO WANT TO CHANGE. 430 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,910 FRANKLY, MR. BROWN DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH. 431 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,738 WE DIDN'T FAIL HIM. 432 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,392 HE FAILED HIMSELF. 433 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,438 HOW LONG HAS YOUR EXCITING 434 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,178 AND REVOLUTIONARY REHABILITATION FACILITY 435 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,746 BEEN OPEN, IF I MAY ASK? 436 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:13,054 WE STARTED WITH OUR FIRST DISCIPLESHIP PROGRAM IN 1974. 437 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:15,970 NOW WE HAVE SEVERAL MINISTRY HOUSES THROUGHOUT NEW ENGLAND. 438 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,015 AND THIS TREATMENT WORKS? 439 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,930 ONE THIRD OF OUR PATIENTS 440 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,106 GO ON TO HAVE LONG-TERM HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS. 441 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,326 ONE THIRD SHOW SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT, 442 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,762 WHILE STILL ENGAGING OCCASIONALLY 443 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,198 IN INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONS. 444 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:29,026 AND THE FINAL THIRD? 445 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,202 I'M AFRAID THEY SHOW NO IMPROVEMENT 446 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,944 AND CONTINUE TO ENGAGE IN HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR. 447 00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:37,470 BUT THEY HAVE THE DECENCY TO HATE THEMSELVES FOR IT. 448 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,210 OBJECTION. BADGERING. 449 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,038 NO, WAIT. SHE'S OUR BADGER. 450 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,127 OVERRULED. 451 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:46,261 ARE YOU LICENSED BY THE STATE? 452 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,915 WE'RE A FAITH-BASED INITIATIVE. 453 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:50,831 IS THAT A "NO"?WE ARE NOT LICENSED. 454 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,964 ARE YOU ENDORSED BY THE AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION? 455 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,227 REGRETFULLY, IN 1973, 456 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,142 THE AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION BOWED TO PRESSURE 457 00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,928 FROM THE HOMOSEXUAL LOBBY AND DECLARED 458 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:03,800 THAT SAME-SEX ATTRACTION WAS NOT A MENTAL DISORDER. 459 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:06,194 WE CONSIDER OURSELVES ONE OF THE LAST BULWARKS 460 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:09,110 AGAINST THE HOMOSEXUAL TIDE. 461 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,242 YOU TOOK $40,000 FROM THIS MAN 462 00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:14,942 AND REPRESENTED TO HIM THAT YOU WOULD CURE HIM OF BEING GAY. 463 00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:16,552 AND WE WOULD HAVE 464 00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,989 HAD HE MAINTAINED THE DISCIPLINE AND THE FAITH. 465 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,643 HE KEPT UP NEITHER. 466 00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,253 I'M SORRY. HAVE WE WON YET? 467 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:23,777 MR. SHORE! 468 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:27,476 ♪♪♪ 469 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:33,874 WE'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE, YOU KNOW. 470 00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:36,529 WHICH ONE ARE YOU REFERRING TO? 471 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,922 THERE ISN'T JUST ONE AMERICA. 472 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,881 THERE'S AT LEAST TWO, MAYBE MORE. 473 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,143 THERE'S YOUR AMERICA, 474 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:45,059 WHERE PEOPLE ARE TOLERANT, PROGRESSIVE, 475 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:47,670 OPEN-MINDED ABOUT ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES. 476 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,411 THEN THERE'S THE OTHER ONE, 477 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:52,632 THE ONE THAT THINKS HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE, 478 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:55,852 THE ONE THAT ELECTS PRESIDENTS. 479 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,942 THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU THINK 480 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,554 IN THAT OTHER AMERICA, ALAN. 481 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:14,610 WE NEED TO TRY THIS CASE IN THAT COUNTRY. 482 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:17,221 ♪♪♪ 483 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:22,966 I FIRST BEGAN TO HAVE SEXUAL URGES WATCHING FOOTBALL, 484 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:25,752 ESPECIALLY DURING GOAL-LINE STANDS. 485 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:28,668 I SOUGHT OUT BETTER TOMORROWS. THEY HELPED ME. 486 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,713 I THOUGHT IT ABSURD, QUITE FRANKLY, 487 00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,628 THE IDEA OF CURING SEXUAL PREDILECTIONS. 488 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,849 BUT BETTER TOMORROWS, BY GETTING ME TO RECOMMIT MYSELF 489 00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,720 TO MY FAITH, MY FAMILY, 490 00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:40,941 I ABSOLUTELY DID RID MYSELF OF ANY GAY URGES. 491 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:43,509 I SUPPOSE IT WAS A LITTLE LIKE MY ALCOHOLISM, 492 00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:45,162 WHICH I ALSO BEAT. 493 00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,687 THE FIRST FOUR MONTHS WERE HARD, 494 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,253 BUT IT GOT EASIER. 495 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,995 I NEVER THINK OF MEN NOW. 496 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:55,172 OH, MY GOD. THE IDEA TOTALLYREPULSES ME. 497 00:23:56,522 --> 00:24:00,961 ♪♪♪ 498 00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:03,572 A SEXUAL ASSAULT IS TRAUMATIC. 499 00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:05,487 I REALIZE THAT. OF COURSE I DO. 500 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,794 WELL, IF YOU CAN LESSEN YOUR DAUGHTER'S PAIN, 501 00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:10,623 WHY WOULDN'T YOU?IT WORKS ON THE BRAIN. 502 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,016 FOR GOD SAKES, THE IDEA 503 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,584 THAT YOU JUST TAKE A PILL 504 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:18,065 EVERY TIME SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS...THAT'S BAD? 505 00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:21,372 IT'S CALLED LIFE, AND YOU CAN'T JUST ERASE THE BAD PARTS. 506 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,419 WHY NOT?OUR BEST ARTISTS 507 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,856 ARE INFORMED BY THEIR PAIN. 508 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,032 OUR GREATEST HEROES ARE BORN OUT OF ADVERSITY. 509 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:32,035 CERTAINLY, IF THE TRAUMA AFFECTS YOUR LIFE, TREAT IT, 510 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,298 EITHER BEHAVIORALLY OR WITH MEDICATION. 511 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:36,779 BUT SOME MIRACLE AMNESIA PILL, 512 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:40,087 SO YOU HAVE NO MEMORY OF BAD THINGS, 513 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:43,743 WHAT KIND OF BRAVE NEW WORLD ARE WE ENTERING INTO? 514 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,396 WHEN MICHELLE WAS BORN, 515 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,007 YOU VACCINATED HER AGAINST POLIO, DIDN'T YOU?YES. 516 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:49,313 THE MEASLES?OF COURSE. 517 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,794 YOU GAVE HER A P.D.T. SHOT?THOSE ARE KNOWN DISEASES. 518 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:54,014 SO IS POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. 519 00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:55,842 SHE MAY NOT DEVELOP P.T.S.D. 520 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:58,409 SHE DIDN'T HAVE WHOOPING COUGH, BUT YOU STILL GAVE HER THE SHOT, 521 00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:00,324 BECAUSE YOU PREEMPTIVELY WANTED TO PROTECT HER, 522 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,457 AS ANY GOOD MOTHER WOULD. 523 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,285 NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO PROTECT HER 524 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,766 FROM A POTENTIALLY LIFE-THREATENING DISORDER 525 00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:08,855 BY SIMPLY GIVING HER THIS PILL IN A TIMELY MATTER. 526 00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:12,598 I JUST DON'T AGREE WITH IT. I'M SORRY. 527 00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:15,818 WELL, AS YOUR DAUGHTER SUGGESTED, 528 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:18,212 HOW ABOUT WE LET IT BE HERCHOICE, 529 00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:21,128 SINCE IT'S HERLIFE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT? 530 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,697 IS IT JUST ME, 531 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:28,135 OR ARE YOU GETTING YOUR CLOCK CLEANED? 532 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:34,054 OKAY, SO, UM, HOW DO I SAY THIS? 533 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,664 JUST SAY IT. 534 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,058 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHAT DO YOU WANT 535 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:40,103 THE ANSWER TO BE? 536 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,975 MY CURIOSITY TRUMPS YOURS. 537 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:45,718 WHAT ARE THE RESULTS, DENISE? 538 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,809 [sighs] 539 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:52,812 IT'S YOURS.OH, MY GOD. 540 00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,950 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SCHOOLS? 541 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,605 NOT JUST YET. 542 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:07,435 WHAT'S GOING ON?THE RESULTS ARE BACK. 543 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,568 REALLY?YEAH. 544 00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:14,094 AND? 545 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,531 AND IT'S BRAD'S. YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK. 546 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,403 OH... 547 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:21,405 OH. 548 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:24,670 WHAT A RELIEF. CONGRATULATIONS. 549 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,062 YEAH. 550 00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,021 AND YOU, OF COURSE. 551 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,805 CONGRATULATIONS. 552 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,025 WE ARE SURE IT'S YOURS? 553 00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:34,070 IT'S LIKELY.WELL... 554 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,595 CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN. 555 00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:44,080 ♪♪♪ 556 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:56,092 A CATASTROPHIC FLOOD-- 557 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:58,094 A MAN IS ON HIS ROOF. 558 00:26:58,138 --> 00:27:01,489 THE FLOODWATERS RISE, INCHING CLOSER TO HIS HEELS 559 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,447 AS HE CLINGS TO THE CHIMNEY. 560 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:04,840 A ROWBOAT PASSES. 561 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,886 "GET IN MY ROWBOAT OR YOU'LL CERTAINLY DROWN," 562 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:09,279 SAYS THE MAN IN THE BOAT. 563 00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:12,500 "NO, GOD WILL SAVE ME," ANSWERS THE MAN ON THE ROOF. 564 00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:13,893 A MOTORBOAT PASSES. 565 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:16,243 "GET IN OR YOU'LL CERTAINLY DROWN." 566 00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:19,725 "NO," SAYS THE MAN ON THE ROOF, "GOD WILL SAVE ME." 567 00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:22,423 NOW A HELICOPTER FLIES OVER AND THE PILOT SHOUTS, 568 00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:24,991 "CLIMB UP THIS LADDER TO ME 569 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:26,819 OR YOU'LL CERTAINLY DROWN." 570 00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:29,865 "NO, GOD WILL SAVE ME." AND THE HELICOPTER FLIES OFF, 571 00:27:29,909 --> 00:27:31,954 AND THE MAN DROWNS. 572 00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:33,869 AND WHEN THE MAN GETS TO HEAVEN, 573 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,958 HE SAYS, "LORD, 574 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:37,917 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME?" 575 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,877 AND GOD SAYS, "I SENT YOU A ROWBOAT, 576 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:44,967 A MOTORBOAT, A HELICOPTER." 577 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:48,536 NOW JUDGE BROWN IS THE MAN ON THE ROOF, DROWNING, 578 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:52,453 WAITING FOR A MIRACLE, DISMISSING PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS. 579 00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:54,934 MY CLIENT GAVE HIM THE TOOLS, THE GUIDELINES, 580 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,979 THE MAP TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL, 581 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:59,634 TO BE CURED, TO BE RESCUED. 582 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,985 JUDGE BROWN REJECTED THOSE TOOLS THAT HAD WORKED FOR SO MANY. 583 00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:06,510 AND NOW HE ASKS THE JUSTICE SYSTEM 584 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,469 TO PUNISH MY CLIENT, 585 00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,993 WHEN ALL MY CLIENT DID 586 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:15,519 WAS SEE THE FLOOD AND SEND THE BOAT. 587 00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:33,102 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?CLIMBING ON MY SOAPBOX, JUDGE. 588 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:36,758 I DO IT ONCE A WEEK.GET OFF THAT THING NOW, MR. SHORE. 589 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:39,674 YOU SURE? THIS IS VINTAGE SOAPBOX STUFF. 590 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,850 YOU'VE GOT GOD, MONEY, 591 00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:44,157 POLITICS, HOMOSEXUALITY. 592 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,420 HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME? 593 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:50,032 IT'S WHERE YOU MOVE YOUR LEG ABOUT IN YOUR SLEEP. 594 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:52,426 IT'S AWFUL. YOU MAY HAVE IT. 595 00:28:52,469 --> 00:28:54,820 IT MAY NOT KEEP YOU AWAKE. 596 00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:56,822 IT DOESN'T REALLY HARM YOU IN ANY WAY. 597 00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,475 IT MAY NOT BOTHER YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST, 598 00:28:58,519 --> 00:28:59,955 BUT NONETHELESS, IT'S AWFUL. 599 00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:02,784 THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES HAVE DECLARED IT SO. 600 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,786 SO THEY'VE INVENTED A DRUG, AND YOU SIMPLY MUST TAKE IT. 601 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,875 IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF RESTLESS LEG, BY THE WAY, 602 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,921 YOU PROBABLY HAVE ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER. 603 00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:11,924 AWFUL. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF DRUGS FOR THAT ONE. 604 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,926 YOU MUST TAKE THEM. 605 00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,058 YOU'RE DEPRESSED. 606 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:17,277 YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING ENOUGH. 607 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,148 YOU THINK YOU'RE SHY, 608 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:22,412 BUT YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT A SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER. 609 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:24,937 WEAK STREAM, IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME-- 610 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:28,114 YOU PEOPLE HAVE ALL KINDS OF AILMENTS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 611 00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:30,856 LUCKILY, WE'VE GOT DRUGS FOR EVERY ONE OF THEM. 612 00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:32,988 YOU MUST TAKE THEM. 613 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:35,208 MY COLLEAGUE HAS A CASE INVOLVING A FORGETTING PILL. 614 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:38,602 YOU CAN TAKE THAT ONE TO FORGET YOU EVER HADRESTLESS LEG 615 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:41,431 OR IRRITABLE BOWELS.MR. SHORE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 616 00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:43,346 SAME-SEX ATTRACTION DISORDER. 617 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:46,001 AND WHAT TROUBLES ME 618 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:48,308 IS WHY THE FOLKS IN BIG PHARMACEUTICAL 619 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,223 HAVEN'T INVENTED A PILL FOR THIS DISEASE. 620 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,486 CLEARLY, THEY'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF SELLING SICKNESS. 621 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:54,618 IF THERE WAS A PROFIT TO BE MADE, THEY WOULD MAKE IT. 622 00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:56,969 AND WITH AN ESTIMATED GAY POPULATION 623 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:59,580 OF OVER TEN MILLION IN THE U.S. ALONE, 624 00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,582 THERE'S CERTAINLY A BIG ENOUGH MARKET. 625 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,019 COULD IT BE THAT THEY CAN'TCURE IT? 626 00:30:04,063 --> 00:30:06,065 WELL, NOT TO WORRY. 627 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,936 IF BIG PHARMACEUTICAL CAN'T DO IT, 628 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:10,112 MAYBE BIG RELIGION CAN, AND THEY ARE. 629 00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:12,375 THEY'RE THE ONES WHO HAVE COINED THE TERM 630 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:14,508 "SAME-SEX ATTRACTION DISORDER." 631 00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:17,076 IT'S A VERY GOOD NAME. VERY IMPORTANT, A GOOD NAME. 632 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,165 IT'S A CRUCIAL FIRST STEP IN DISQUALIFYING HOMOSEXUALS 633 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,993 AS A SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION 634 00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:23,604 AND CATEGORIZING THEM AS A DISEASE. 635 00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:26,128 IT MAKES HOMOSEXUALS SEEM LESS LIKE PEOPLE 636 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,695 AND MORE LIKE THE FLU, 637 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,089 AND WITH TERRIBLE, AWFUL SYMPTOMS, BUT CURABLE. 638 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:33,092 AND THEREFORE LESS CONCERNING WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS 639 00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:35,181 LIKE AN INDIVIDUAL'S RIGHTS, 640 00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:38,010 FREEDOM, PRIVACY, MARRIAGE. 641 00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:41,361 BIG RELIGION IS VERY CONCERNED WITH MARRIAGE. 642 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,885 BIG RELIGION IS THE ONE FILLING THE POCKETS OF CONGRESS. 643 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,496 IT ACTUALLY GOT THEM TO PROPOSE A CONSTITUTIONAL BAN 644 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:47,933 ON GAY MARRIAGE. 645 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:49,499 THINK ABOUT THAT. 646 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:51,588 A GOVERNMENTALLY IMPOSED SYSTEMATIC PREJUDICE 647 00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:54,635 AGAINST A CLASS BASED ON THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. 648 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:56,419 NEVER MIND THAT ONE OF THE MOST TRUSTED EVANGELICAL ADVISORS 649 00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:59,640 TO THE PRESIDENT WAS HIMSELF HAVING 650 00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:02,034 A HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR ON THE SIDE. 651 00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:04,253 NEVER MIND THAT ONE OF OUR CONGRESSMEN 652 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:06,342 WAS WRITING NAUGHTY E-MAILS TO HIS TEENAGE MALE PAGES. 653 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:09,171 ISN'T IT JUST A DISEASE? AND I THOUGHT IT WAS CURABLE. 654 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:11,521 THAT'S WHAT THEY TOLD ME DOWN AT THE CHURCH. 655 00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:13,828 WELL, YOU CAN LEGISLATE AGAINST IT. 656 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,048 YOU CAN GIVE IT A CLEVER NAME AND TREAT PEOPLE FOR IT. 657 00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:18,050 YOU CAN SHUT YOUR EYES, HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE 658 00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:20,052 AND PRETEND IT ALL FEELS RIGHT. 659 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,923 YOU CAN JOIN THE CHURCH 660 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,012 AND SWEAR TO BE CELIBATE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 661 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:26,188 YOU CAN DRIVE AROUND ON A SATURDAY NIGHT 662 00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:28,190 WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND TRY TO BEAT IT OUT OF SOME POOR SOUL 663 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:29,365 YOU HAPPEN TO MEET. 664 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:32,151 YOU CAN EVEN COME TO THIS COURTROOM AND TESTIFY 665 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:33,935 AS TO YOUR NEW LEAF AND HOW WELL IT'S ALL WORKING. 666 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:36,155 WHAT A MIRACLE. 667 00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:37,939 MY ONLY RESPONSE IS, "GIVE IT TIME. WE'LL SEE." 668 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:40,986 MEANWHILE, THIS COMPANY TOOK $40,000 FROM MY CLIENT, 669 00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:43,597 PROMISING TO CURE HIM OF HIS GAYNESS. 670 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,947 ONLY IN AMERICA. 671 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:48,123 ONLY IN A COUNTRY THAT OVERTLY AND NOTORIOUSLY 672 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,865 CELEBRATES ITS PREJUDICE AGAINST A CLASS OF PEOPLE 673 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,519 BY PROPOSING CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS. 674 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:55,000 GOD BLESS US ALL. HOME OF THE BRAVE! 675 00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:57,002 SHAME ON YOU. 676 00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:59,178 COULDN'T YOU HAVE AT LEAST OFFERED A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE 677 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:01,789 AND THROWN IN A BLENDER? 678 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:12,756 ♪♪♪ 679 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,325 ♪♪♪ 680 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,327 MY FILING SYSTEM ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT. 681 00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:20,025 I THROW EVERYTHING OUT. 682 00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:23,202 I CAN IMPROVE THAT.WHAT'S GOING ON? 683 00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:25,378 CLARENCE WORKS FOR ME NOW. TELL HIM WHY, CLARENCE. 684 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,685 CLAIRE AND I ARE INVOLVED. 685 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,906 WELL, WELL, WELL. [chuckles] 686 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,821 [lowered voice] HEY, LISTEN. 687 00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:37,781 I'VE HAD ALMOST EVERY DAYTIME TALK SHOW HOSTESS 688 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:39,261 EXCEPT THE BIG ONE. 689 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:41,698 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET YOUR ASSISTANT TO DRESS UP 690 00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:43,918 AND COME OVER TO MY OFFICE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE? 691 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:47,530 DENNY, HE'S A GUY.IF HE CAN PRETEND HE'S OPRAH 692 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:51,099 ALL DAY,I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY IT FOR TWO MINUTES. 693 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,275 BUT HE'S A GUY. 694 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:55,408 DO I NEED TO PUT YOU IN REHAB? 695 00:32:55,451 --> 00:32:56,887 YOU'RE RIGHT. 696 00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:59,151 MR. SHORE... 697 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:01,153 YOUR JURY'S BACK. 698 00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:08,334 iPods, CELL PHONES, GOOGLE-- 699 00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:11,337 HOW ODD WERE THESE CONCEPTS JUST A SHORT TIME AGO? 700 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:12,947 NOW THEY'RE COMPLETELY COMMONPLACE. 701 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:16,298 IN FIVE YEARS, USING PROPRANOLOL TO TREAT P.T.S.D. 702 00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:19,258 MIGHT BECOME COMMONPLACE TOO, 703 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,477 AND WE WON'T BE HAVING THIS ARGUMENT. 704 00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:24,263 BUT MICHELLE CABOT-LEVINSON DOESN'T HAVE FIVE YEARS. 705 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:26,352 SHE NEEDS IT NOW. 706 00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,267 AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME NEW DRUG 707 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,312 THAT JUST CAME OUT OF A LAB. 708 00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:32,706 IT'S BEEN PRESCRIBED BY DOCTORS FOR NEARLY 50 YEARS, 709 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:35,317 ALBEIT FOR A DIFFERENT PURPOSE. 710 00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,102 IT IS UNDENIABLY SAFE 711 00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:39,321 AND SO FAR, SEEMS VERY EFFECTIVE. 712 00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:42,281 IF THIS YOUNG GIRL HAD A LIFE-THREATENING INFECTION 713 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:44,718 AND ONE OF HER PARENTS WANTED TO DENY HER ANTIBIOTICS, 714 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:46,328 WE WOULDN'T HESITATE. 715 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:48,330 THIS CASE IS NO DIFFERENT. 716 00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:50,941 MICHELLE IS AT RISK OF A LIFELONG DISABILITY. 717 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,682 WHY ARE WE HESITATING? 718 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:55,859 BECAUSE THE RESEARCH IS STILL OUT 719 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:59,341 ON WHETHER OR NOT THIS PROPRANOLOL ACTUALLY WORKS, 720 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:02,083 TO SAY NOTHING OF WHAT THE LONG-TERM EFFECTS MIGHT BE. 721 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,651 AND THE RESEARCH IS STILL COMING IN 722 00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:06,479 ON THE DANGERS OF SUPPRESSING MEMORIES, BY THE WAY, 723 00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:09,960 BUT THAT'S A-A WHOLE OTHER BAG OF EMOTIONAL SCARRING. 724 00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:12,354 BUT THIS CASE ISN'T ABOUT ANY OF THAT. 725 00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:15,879 THIS CASE IS ABOUT WHAT MAKES US WHO WE ARE. 726 00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:18,447 THERE ARE LOTS OF ANSWERS, 727 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,971 BUT CERTAINLY ONE POSSIBLE ANSWER IS 728 00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:23,191 WE ARE THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES, 729 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:26,803 NOT JUST THE GOOD, NOT JUST THE BAD, BUT ALL OF THEM. 730 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:30,851 IF WE CAN TAKE A PILL AND FORGET PARTS OF OUR PERSONAL HISTORIES, 731 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,549 WHO ARE WE THEN? 732 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:36,030 WHEN ARTHUR HALLAM DIED, 733 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,337 HIS BEST FRIEND WAS SHOCKED, 734 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:41,470 GRIEF-STRICKEN, UTTERLY INCONSOLABLE. 735 00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:44,952 BUT THAT BEST FRIEND WAS THE GREAT ENGLISH POET TENNYSON, 736 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:47,868 WHO WENT ON TO WRITE "IN MEMORIAM." 737 00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:49,826 HE IMMORTALIZED HIS FRIEND IN VERSE 738 00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:53,830 AND GAVE US ONE OF THE GREATEST POEMS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. 739 00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:56,877 IMAGINE IF TENNYSON COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN A PILL 740 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,879 AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 741 00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:02,143 DID TENNYSON HAVE A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A RABBI? 742 00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:06,930 YOUR HONOR, THIS GIRL IS A TEENAGER. 743 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:10,804 YES, ONE WHO'S LOOKING TO AVOID 744 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,980 POST-TRAUMATIC DISTRESS. 745 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,810 IF THE DRUG WORKS, WHY NOT LET HER HAVE IT, 746 00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:18,290 FOR GOD'S SAKE? 747 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,596 BECAUSE IT'S A FORM OF MIND CONTROL. 748 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,730 OUR MEMORIES, OUR EXPERIENCES, THAT'S WHO WE ARE. 749 00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:25,645 ARE WE REALLY PREPARED TO TURN THAT OVER 750 00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:27,516 TO THE DRUG COMPANIES, TOO? 751 00:35:29,779 --> 00:35:32,913 ♪♪♪ 752 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:48,015 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT ONE ON THE LEFT IS LOOKING AT ME. 753 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:50,931 THAT'S THE ONE WITH IRRITABLE BOWELS. 754 00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:54,108 MADAM FOREPERSON, HAS THE JURY REACHED ITS VERDICT? 755 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,936 YES, JUDGE. 756 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,896 WE FIND FOR THE PLAINTIFF AND AWARD COMPENSATORY DAMAGES 757 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:03,117 IN THE AMOUNT OF $40,000, PLUS INTEREST AND PUNITIVE DAMAGES 758 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,380 IN THE AMOUNT OF $350,000. 759 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:09,689 YOUR HONOR, ASK THAT THE JURY BE POLLED FOR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. 760 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:11,865 I'M SURE THAT THERE IS A CONGRESSIONAL BILL AFOOT 761 00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:15,042 THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO DO SO, COUNSEL, 762 00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:17,871 BUT IT HASN'T BEEN ENACTED YET. THE VERDICT STANDS. 763 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:21,701 WE'RE ADJOURNED. THE JURY'S FREE TO GO, 764 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:24,704 AND THIS CASE IS OFFICIALLY OVER. 765 00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,228 PLEASE DO NOT THINK THAT THIS ENTITLES YOU 766 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,361 TO ANY SPECIAL FAVORS FROM THE BENCH. 767 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,885 LET'S GO, ALAN. IT'S SCOTCH TIME. 768 00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:34,366 I FIRST NEED TO SEE A JUDGE 769 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,151 ABOUT A-- WELL, A SPECIAL FAVOR. 770 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:50,382 [moaning] 771 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,864 [exhales deeply] 772 00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:58,259 I'M GONNA HATE MYSELF IN THE MORNING. 773 00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:01,871 THERE ARE TWO MORNING-AFTER PILLS YOU CAN TAKE NOW, 774 00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:05,048 ONE TO FORGET THIS WHOLE THING EVER HAPPENED... 775 00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:09,052 OF COURSE, I SUPPOSE YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT ONE SECOND. 776 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:14,667 ♪♪♪ 777 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:16,364 [knock on door] 778 00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:17,844 HEY. 779 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,412 DON'T MEAN TO NAG YOU. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SCHOOLS YET? 780 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:23,328 YOU HAVE TO START APPLYING EARLY FOR THESE PRESCHOOLS, 781 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,982 OR ELSE YOU BASICALLY GIVE UP ANY CHANCE 782 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:28,811 OF GETTING INTO A DECENT COLLEGE. 783 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,161 OH, WHAT ABOUT THE AMNIO? WE SHOULD DISCUSS THAT.UM, BRAD... 784 00:37:31,205 --> 00:37:33,816 I'M NOT SURE I'M GOING TO HAVE IT.WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 785 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,993 I MEAN, I-I DON'T KNOW WHETHER 786 00:37:37,037 --> 00:37:38,821 I'M GOING TO HAVE THIS CHILD. 787 00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:41,868 DENISE, IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT WHAT I THINK 788 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:45,741 YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT, YOU CAN JUST FORGET IT.IT'S MY DECISION TO MAKE, 789 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:47,482 NOT YOURS.YES, THE RIGHTS OF THE WOMAN. 790 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:50,006 WELL, THE CHILD HAS RIGHTS, AS WELL.I'M NOT ENGAGING 791 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,182 IN THIS DISCUSSION WITH YOU.AND AS THE FATHER, I'M GONNA STAND UP FOR THESE RIGHTS. 792 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:54,533 BRAD!LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, DENISE. 793 00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:56,970 NO CHILD WHO WAS ABORTED EVER GREW UP TO BE ANYTHING. 794 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:59,538 I HAVE AN INCREDIBLYDIFFICULT DECISION TO MAKE. 795 00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:01,409 I WILL NOT HAVE YOU CHARGING IN MY OFFICE 796 00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:04,238 QUOTING BUMPER STICKERS.AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU JUST DECIDE. 797 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,893 IF I HAVE TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU, 798 00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:09,417 I WILL DO IT. 799 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:14,161 ♪♪♪ 800 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:17,904 POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER IS BAD, 801 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:22,038 BUT BRAINWASHING IS BAD, TOO. 802 00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:25,825 AND SPINACH IS BAD. 803 00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:27,783 I'M NOT GOING TO EAT IT. 804 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,611 WHERE WAS I? 805 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:32,440 OH, I'M GRANTING THE T.R.O. 806 00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:36,488 PROPANE WILL NOT BE GIVEN 807 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:39,882 TO MICHELLE CABOT-LEVINSON. [bangs gavel] 808 00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:41,884 THANK YOU.THANK YOU, SHIRLEY. 809 00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:45,018 LET'S HOPE WE DID THE RIGHT THING. 810 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:49,196 I THINK WE DID. 811 00:38:53,853 --> 00:38:57,030 ♪♪♪ 812 00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:02,601 ALAN... 813 00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:04,820 I HAVE A THEORY. 814 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:06,822 MAYBE INSTEAD OF MAD COW, 815 00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:10,826 SOMEBODY'S BEEN GRINDING UP THAT FORGETTING PILL 816 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:13,612 AND PUTTING IT IN MY HAMBURGER...[chuckles] 817 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,527 SO I'LL FORGET THE BAD THING THEY DID TO ME, 818 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,225 AND I WON'T SEEK REVENGE. 819 00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:20,009 SEE? IT'S WORKING ALREADY. 820 00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:22,185 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THAT THING? 821 00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:24,536 I MEANT TO CLIMB ON BETHANY, BUT SHE WASN'T ON IT. 822 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:27,103 THIS THING IS INTUITIVE, YOU KNOW. 823 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:29,758 WHICH IS GREAT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT. 824 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:31,978 DENNY, YOU WON THE DAY AGAIN. 825 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:35,851 YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT OTHER AMERICA OUT THERE. 826 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:38,724 WHO TEACHES THEM THEIR VALUES? 827 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,943 WELL, FOR FIDELITY AND FAMILY, 828 00:39:40,987 --> 00:39:43,424 WE HAVE, UH, JIM BAKKER AND JIMMY SWAGGART. 829 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:46,296 FOR HETEROSEXUALITY AND KEEPING WITH GOD'S WILL, 830 00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:47,863 WE HAVE TED HAGGARD. 831 00:39:47,907 --> 00:39:49,691 FOR GAMBLING, WE HAVE BILL BENNETT, 832 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:52,128 AND FOR GUNS, DICK CHENEY. 833 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:54,304 BUT TO DENY AN ENTIRE CLASS OF PEOPLE 834 00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:57,220 ONE OF THEIR BASIC INDIVIDUAL FREEDOMS... 835 00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:59,353 ALAN, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE, 836 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,790 AN INSTITUTION WITH SACRED VOWS, 837 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:04,489 ONES WHICH WE LIVE UP TO ALMOST 50% OF THE TIME. 838 00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:06,882 IT'S A SANCTITY. 839 00:40:06,926 --> 00:40:10,059 EVEN SO, WE'VE GOT MILLIONS OF HOMOSEXUALS IN THIS COUNTRY, 840 00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:11,931 FOR GOD'S SAKE.MOST OF THEM REPUBLICANS. 841 00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:15,195 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS ISSUE, DENNY? 842 00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:17,371 I'M ALL FOR GAY RIGHTS, 843 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,895 BUT LETTING THEM MARRY, 844 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,941 DO WE REALLY WANT THEM TO HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER? 845 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:24,857 I MEAN, TWO BIOLOGICALLY GAY PARENTS? 846 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:27,076 IMAGINE WHAT KIND OF AN ARMY WE WOULD HAVE, 847 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,861 OTHER THAN A HAPPY ONE. 848 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:31,733 IT'S DEFINITELY MAD COW. 849 00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:35,650 BUT I BELIEVE, IF WE TRULY ARE A NATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS, 850 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:37,086 AND I THINK WE ARE, 851 00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:40,089 WE GOTTA WALK THE WALK, NOT JUST TALK THE TALK. 852 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:42,309 BUT THE PROBLEM WITH GAY RIGHTS, 853 00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:44,311 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO MARRIAGE, 854 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,705 IS WE DON'T EVEN TALK THE TALK IN THIS COUNTRY, 855 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,010 SO THE WALK... 856 00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:50,622 ASK ME, THERE'S ONLY ONE REAL SOLUTION. 857 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:52,014 TELL ME. 858 00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:56,671 ALL THOSE HOMOSEXUALS, 859 00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:59,108 THEY JOIN THE NRA, TAKE OVER THE GUN LOBBY. 860 00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,894 CONGRESS BENDS OVER AND DOES WHATEVER THEY WANT. 861 00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:03,896 A GAY GUN LOBBY?IT'S THE ONLY ANSWER. 862 00:41:03,939 --> 00:41:05,767 [chuckles] I LIKE IT. 863 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:09,379 HEY, YOU WANT TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER TONIGHT? 864 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:12,774 I KNEW YOU'D GO THERE.WE COULD WATCH A MOVIE. 865 00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:15,255 EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING YOU AGREE WITH, 866 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:17,736 YOU TROT OUT THE SLEEPOVER IDEA. 867 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:19,346 IT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT.POPCORN? 868 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,217 NOT INTERESTED.S'MORES. 869 00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:24,003 OLD-FASHIONED GRAHAM CRACKERS?IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 870 00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:25,526 "GUNS OF NAVARONE"?IF YOU'D LIKE. 871 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,789 SEPARATE BEDS. 872 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:29,574 YOU BRING THE SCOTCH. 873 00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:37,451 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 874 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,583 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 875 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,062 REPRESENT YOU?YES. 876 00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:41,716 A-AGAINST DENISE? 877 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,892 FOR HAVING YOUR BABY?FOR NOT HAVING IT. 878 00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:46,068 WORD IS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BABY.YEAH. 879 00:41:46,112 --> 00:41:47,940 WE ARE SURE IT'S BRAD'S.WHAT IS MY CLIENT CHARGED WITH? 880 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,811 FIRST DEGREE MURDER.YOU KILLED A MAN. 881 00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:53,380 I WAS HIS SLAVE.DID THE JUDGE KNOW YOU'VE NEVER PRACTICED BEFORE 882 00:41:53,423 --> 00:41:55,338 WHEN HE ASSIGNED YOU THIS?I CAN DO THIS. 883 00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,079 I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF SLIGHTLY ARRESTED. 884 00:41:57,123 --> 00:41:59,429 PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SHOOT SOMEBODY. 885 00:41:59,473 --> 00:42:01,997 YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A GOOD LAWYER?I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU ON THE STAND. 886 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,696 YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS. I'LL ANSWER THEM FROM DEEP IN HERE. 887 00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:08,739 YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, DENNY CRANE, AT LAST.