1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:03,003 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:05,573 BETHANY! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,575 I DUMPED YOUR MOTHER. YOU DUMPED BELLA? 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,543 'CAUSE I CAN'T GET OVER YOU. IT'S MY BABY. 5 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:12,012 IT'S MY CHOICE, NOT YOURS. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SCHOOLS YET? 6 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:14,248 YOU HAVE TO START APPLYING EARLY FOR THESE PRESCHOOLS. 7 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,650 I'VE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD TO DEAL WITH MY ASPERGER SYNDROME. 8 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,986 (hums, squeals, hoots) 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,489 LITIGATION IS ABOUT CONFIDENCE... 10 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,457 HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU WERE BEATING HIM WITH THE CLUB? 11 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,093 NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT. 12 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,027 STRATEGY... YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! 13 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:28,996 CHEAP THEATRICS. BINGO! 14 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,232 TO FRIENDSHIP, MY COLLEAGUE. 15 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:36,104 *** 16 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,044 HEY. HEY. 17 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:45,746 MY CLIENT LIVES HERE. 18 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:48,382 WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS? 19 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:52,019 I CAN SEE IT'S CLEARLY AN EMERGENCY. 20 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,088 WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE WARRANT TO COME THROUGH. 21 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:56,624 SHE COULDA CHOSE TO COOPERATE WITH US. 22 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,626 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT. SHE'S SUSPECTED OF WRONGDOING? 23 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,395 SHE STOLE SOME ART FROM A MUSEUM. 24 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,797 ART? I WOULD HARDLY CALL IT ART. 25 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,799 BUT YOU DID STEAL SOMETHING? 26 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,601 YOU CAN'T LET THEM SEARCH MY HOUSE, ALAN. 27 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:08,769 YOU JUST CAN'T. 28 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,338 MAUREEN, WHAT'S GOING ON? 29 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:12,273 CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE THEM GO AWAY FOR AN HOUR-- 30 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,408 NO. ASSUMING THEY CAN SHOW CAUSE, 31 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:15,809 THEY'LL GET THEIR WARRANT, 32 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,812 AND JUDGING FROM THEIR DEMEANOR, THEY SEEM CONFIDENT. 33 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,448 MAUREEN, WHAT'S GOING ON? 34 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,750 IT'S AN ANATOMICAL EXHIBITION. 35 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:26,120 ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR TOURING EXHIBITS IN THE WORLD, 36 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,122 CURRENTLY ON DISPLAY AT THE NATURAL SCIENCE MUSEUM. 37 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,258 THIS MAN WAS A DRUNKARD. 38 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,193 YOU CAN TELL BY THE LIVER. IT'S BEEN RAVAGED. 39 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,362 HE ALSO SUFFERED FROM SOME FORM OF VENEREAL DISEASE, 40 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,530 WHICH HAS CAUSED SOME SORT OF DETERIORATION 41 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,765 OF SOME OTHER ORGANS, 42 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:40,701 I GUESS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR. 43 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:44,772 AND ASIDE FROM BEAUTIFULLY COMPLEMENTING YOUR CREDENZA, 44 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,475 WHY IS HE IN YOUR DINING ROOM? 45 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,610 THAT'S MY FATHER. 46 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:53,481 *** 47 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,843 I KNEW SOMEONE IN MAINTENANCE AT THE MUSEUM. 48 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,213 I WENT IN WITH THE CLEANING CREW AT NIGHT. 49 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:29,650 I JUST PUT HIM ON A HAND DOLLY, AND I TOOK HIM. THE GOAL BEING? 50 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,520 TO BURY HIM. TO GIVE HIM A DIGNIFIED RESTING PLACE. 51 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:36,156 WELL, MAUREEN, THE ONLY THING TO DO IS SURRENDER YOURSELF. 52 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,725 THE POLICE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE, 53 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,160 AND ONCE THE SEARCH WARRANT IS ISSUED-- 54 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,729 WILL I GO TO JAIL? YOU MIGHT. 55 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,697 (scoffs) 56 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:47,735 HOW DID HE END UP LIKE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE? 57 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,904 MY MOTHER DONATED HIM UPON HIS DEATH. 58 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:54,842 I MEAN, IT'S PERVERSE, ALAN. LOOK AT HIM, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 59 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,910 WELL, HE CERTAINLY SEEMS HAPPY. 60 00:02:56,944 --> 00:03:00,214 THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO DISPLAY HIM LIKE THAT. 61 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:03,217 MAUREEN, YOU NEED TO SURRENDER BOTH YOURSELF AND DAD HERE. 62 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,719 MY BEST CHANCE OF KEEPING YOU OUT OF JAIL 63 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:08,222 IS FOR YOU TO COOPERATE COMPLETELY. 64 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,957 (scoffs) 65 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:15,563 (people speaking indistinctly) 66 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:19,400 *** 67 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,842 IT IS ALMOST 11:00. 68 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,344 THANK YOU, PAUL. 69 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,413 I WON'T HAVE TO CHECK MY SUNDIAL. HERE YOU GO. 70 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,348 WE HAD A 9:00 CONFERENCE CALL 71 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,350 WITH OUR FORMER GOVERNOR, NO LESS. 72 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,852 I'M SURE YOU HAD A GOOD REASON FOR BLOWING HIM OFF. 73 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,354 I DID, ACTUALLY. 74 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,856 ONE OF MY CLIENTS STOLE HER DEAD FATHER FROM A MUSEUM. 75 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,359 I'M SURE YOU'VE HAD IT HAPPEN TO YOU, PAUL. 76 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,761 PLEASE EXTEND MY APOLOGIES TO MITCH. IT'S MITT. 77 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,763 ALAN, THERE'S A MAN IN YOUR OFFICE. 78 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,732 I TRIED TO GET HIM TO WAIT OUTSIDE, BUT, UH... 79 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,634 WHAT SORT OF MAN, CLARENCE? 80 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,968 A VERY SERIOUS ONE. 81 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,904 DID THE MAN SAY WHAT HE WANTED? 82 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,972 YOU. THAT'S ALL HE'D TELL ME. 83 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,875 I COULD HAVE A GO AT HIM AS CLARICE IF YOU'D LIKE. 84 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,878 THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. 85 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,915 HELLO. 86 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,717 UH, GOOD MORNING, SIR. 87 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,920 MY NAME IS DR. ALVIN AZINABINACROFT. 88 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,955 AND FIRST I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH 89 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,725 FOR TAKING THE TIME TO SEE ME. I DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME. 90 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,893 YOU PLANTED YOURSELF LIKE A SQUATTER. 91 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,529 SEEING YOU WAS UNAVOIDABLE. 92 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,864 I'M HERE ON A MATTER OF RATHER GRAVE CONCERN. 93 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,566 NOT TO ME. 94 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,568 I AM A COGNITIVE THERAPIST. 95 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,403 I WORK IN THE PSYCHOLOGY DEPARTMENT 96 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,904 AT BOSTON MEMORIAL. 97 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,540 I'VE RECENTLY BEEN DISCHARGED 98 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,342 FROM MY EMPLOY, WRONGFULLY. 99 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,510 THIS HAS BEEN A MAJOR PERSONAL SETBACK, 100 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:37,745 IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 101 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,314 AND YET, YOU SAY IT. 102 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:42,816 YOU COME TO ME HIGHLY, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 103 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,619 HERE'S A COPY OF MY CURRICULUM VITAE. 104 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,388 I'VE BEEN PUBLISHED, 105 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,323 LECTURED AT HARVARD-- I'M PREEMINENT. 106 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,691 AND HUMBLE. 107 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,360 FOR ME TO HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED WRONGFULLY 108 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:55,563 DAMAGES MY NAME, MY REPUTATION, CAREER. 109 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,865 WHY WERE YOU DISCHARGED, DOCTOR... 110 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:58,899 AZINABINACROFT. 111 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,369 NO, REALLY. 112 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,404 WILL YOU REPRESENT ME? 113 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,839 WHY WERE YOU FIRED? 114 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,909 BECAUSE I'VE SEEN EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE. WHO HASN'T? 115 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,845 AND YOUR EMPLOYERS NOW CONSIDER YOU-- 116 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,815 CUCKOO. ARE YOU, DOCTOR... 117 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,317 AZINABINACROFT. 118 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:20,053 THE ANSWER IS NO. THEY'RE OUT THERE, MR. SHORE. 119 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,756 I'VE SEEN 'EM. 120 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:29,763 *** 121 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,331 GET OUTTA MY WAY. 122 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,901 HEY, HEY, HEY! PEDESTRIAN, RIGHT OF WAY. 123 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,338 HUH. 124 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,815 *** 125 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,555 WHAT YOU DOING? 126 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,624 ALAN'S GOT TWO CASES AT ONCE. 127 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,592 I'M GOING TO COURT WITH HIM. 128 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,528 YOU NEED SOMETHING? UH, YEAH. 129 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,697 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LET ME COOK YOU DINNER 130 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:04,832 TOMORROW NIGHT. 131 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,767 SOUNDS GREAT. 132 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:11,104 AND I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE AFTER DINNER, 133 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,106 YOU'D LIKE TO STAY. 134 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,113 UH, S-STAY? 135 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,816 OVERNIGHT. 136 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:26,454 *** 137 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,889 TEMPLE? THAT WOULD MAKE ME SEEM LIKE A JEW. 138 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,824 I'M A JEW, DENNY. 139 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:32,860 TEMPLE IS A PART OF MY LIFE, 140 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,829 AND IF YOU WANT TO BE A BIG PART OF MY LIFE-- 141 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,731 BUT I'M A CHRISTIAN, AND TO CHRISTIANS, 142 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:40,033 TEMPLE IS A COLLEGE. 143 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,770 MY FAITH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. AS MINE IS TO ME. 144 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,838 OH, PLEASE. WHAT DENOMINATION ARE YOU? 145 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,608 I'M, UH... 146 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,877 LUTHERAN. I SEE. 147 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,945 AND WHAT DO LUTHERANS BELIEVE IN, DENNY? 148 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,081 WE BELIEVE IN A GREAT MANY THINGS, BETHANY. 149 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,416 BUT MOSTLY WE BELIEVE... 150 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,919 IN, UH, LUTHER. 151 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,855 DENNY, LET ME SAY THIS AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND-- 152 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,891 I.E., SENIOR MANAGEMENT. 153 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,727 YOU'RE GOING TO TEMPLE. 154 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,928 (woman) SHE STOLE WHAT? 155 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,663 A PLASTINIZED BODY. 156 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,900 IT'S PART OF AN ANATOMICAL EXHIBITION. THIS IS A REAL BODY? 157 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,537 IT'S PROPERTY, ON CONSIGNMENT TO THE MUSEUM. IT'S HER FATHER. 158 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,039 PROPERTY THAT WAS LEGALLY TRANSFERRED-- STOP CALLING HIM PROPERTY! 159 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,141 HE IS A HUMAN BEING. 160 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,410 ALL RIGHT. DO YOU WANT A TRIAL? 161 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,045 YES, YOUR HONOR. 162 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,881 TWO ACTUALLY, IN CASE THE FIRST ONE DOESN'T GO WELL. PICK A DATE. 163 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,484 I'M READY NOW. MR. BEEDLE? 164 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,019 SURE. 165 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,955 AFTER LUNCH. 2:00. SEE YOU. 166 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,690 ALAN, WE GOTTA FLY. 167 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:39,727 WE'LL SEE YOU AT 2:00. 168 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,929 HE SAW ALIENS? 169 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,564 UH, NO, NOT ALIENS, YOUR HONOR. 170 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,799 JUST THEIR, UH, MODE OF TRANSPORTATION. 171 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,936 THE POINT IS, IT BEARS NO REFLECTION ON HIS ABILITY 172 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,871 TO PERFORM AS A COGNITIVE THERAPIST. 173 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,773 TO TERMINATE-- 174 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,808 WERE THEY GREEN WITH, UH, BIG EYES? 175 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:58,812 YOUR HONOR, HE DID NOT SEE THE OCCUPANTS OF THE CRAFT. 176 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,614 SIMPLY THE C-- 177 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,816 LITTLE ANTENNAE GROWING ON THEIR HEADS? 178 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,217 GOOD MORNING, YOUR HONOR. 179 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,919 JERRY ESPENSON REPRESENTING BOSTON MEMORIAL. 180 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,889 PLEASE NOTE MY OBJECTION THAT RESPONDENT 181 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,924 DID NOT RECEIVE NOTICE OF THIS PROCEEDING, 182 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,594 AND AS SUCH, I WOULD ASK THAT YOU S-- JERRY. 183 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,563 ALAN! OH, MY GOD. (laughs) 184 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,599 OH, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE OPPOSING COUNSEL. NOR I YOU. 185 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,067 YOU REPRESENT BOSTON MEMORIAL? 186 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,069 MY PRACTICE IS GOING VERY WELL. 187 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,105 I CHANGED MEDICATIONS. DID YOU NOT GET MY E-MAIL? 188 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,541 I DID, BUT, JERRY, WOW. 189 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,076 THIS IS A HUGE CLIENT. 190 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,778 (Alan and Jerry laugh) 191 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,980 WHY ARE THE LAWYERS HUGGING? 192 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,049 YOUR HONOR, OPPOSING COUNSEL AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS. 193 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,718 GIVEN THAT, NOTICE, ALAN? 194 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:38,819 IT'S EX PARTE. FAIR ENOUGH. 195 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,621 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 196 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,590 STOP IT. 197 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,524 I WON'T HAVE HAPPINESS IN MY COURTROOM. 198 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:47,628 YOUR HONOR, THE TERMINATION WAS ENTIRELY LAWFUL. 199 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,830 DR. AZINABINACROFT HAS LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY. 200 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,865 I WOULD LIKE TO QUESTION THE PERSON 201 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,834 WHO DECIDED TO FIRE HIM. 202 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,804 FAIR ENOUGH. THIS AFTERNOON? WELL, I'M ALREADY IN TRIAL AT 2:00. 203 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,740 UH, COULD WE DO IT AT 3:00? OH, 3:00 WORKS. 204 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,041 3:00 THEN. SILENCE! 205 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,877 I GET TO DECIDE. 206 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,580 YOU TWO HUGGERS DON'T GET TO MAKE THE RULES. 207 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,816 I'M THE DECIDER. 208 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,884 3:00. 209 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:14,021 *** 210 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,763 HEY. 211 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,198 HEY. 212 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,834 WHO WAS THAT GIRL 213 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,902 I JUST SAW LEAVING YOUR OFFICE? 214 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,872 SHE WAS, UH, PRETTY CUTE. 215 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,841 OH, JUST A FRIEND. 216 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,943 JUST A FRIEND? 217 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,811 YOU--YOU DATING HER? 218 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,847 UH, YES, ACTUALLY. 219 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,782 IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BUT-- 220 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,551 IT'S A GOOD RATTLE JUST THE SAME, I BET. HUH? 221 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,119 EXCUSE ME? 222 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,121 DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE, BRAD? 223 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,223 GETTING ONE GIRL KNOCKED UP WHILE YOU'RE DATING ANOTHER? WHAT? 224 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,225 DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? AM I BEING TOO SUBTLE? 225 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,027 NO, DENISE. YOU'RE BEING ANYTHING BUT SUBTLE. 226 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,929 AND THEN BRINGING HER INTO THE OFFICE, 227 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,931 THAT'S REALLY CLASSY. 228 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,567 YOU SHOULD JUST PARADE HER RIGHT INTO MY OFFICE. 229 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,336 YOU TWO COULD DO A LITTLE SHAWNE MERRIMAN SACK DANCE, 230 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,905 YOU INSENSITIVE PIG. 231 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,675 SO ANY HORMONES KICKING IN WITH THIS PREGNANCY, 232 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,710 OR IS EVERYTHING SORT OF EVEN-KEEL? 233 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:10,944 (coffee cup clanks) 234 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:14,081 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF, BRAD? 235 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,817 IS THAT TOO SUBTLE? 236 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,822 HOW'S IT GOING? 237 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:29,362 *** 238 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,832 NATHAN VERY MUCH WANTED TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR, 239 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,834 BUT GIVEN THE CONDITION OF HIS BODY, 240 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,335 HE WASN'T A CANDIDATE. 241 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,906 BUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DONATED THE BODY TO THE PROJECT. 242 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,308 YES. CAN YOU TELL US WHY? 243 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,077 WELL, THE INTENT OF THE EXHIBITION, 244 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,914 TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ON THE HUMAN BODY, 245 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,615 NOT JUST THE PHYSIOLOGY, 246 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,284 BUT ALSO THE INFLUENCE ON THE BODY BY LIFESTYLE CHOICE. 247 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,053 THAT'S SOMETHING THAT DEFINITELY 248 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,022 WOULD'VE APPEALED TO NATHAN. 249 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,891 WHEN HE EXPLORED BEING AN ORGAN DONOR, 250 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,027 HE WANTED HIS REMAINS TO BENEFIT OTHERS. 251 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,663 BEING A PART OF THIS EXHIBITION WOULD'VE ACCOMPLISHED THAT. 252 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:07,701 THAT'S... WHY I DONATED THE BODY. 253 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,636 SO YOU NEVER HAD THE EXACT CONVERSATION, 254 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,372 "HONEY, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT HAVING YOUR BODY 255 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,374 "PUT ON DISPLAY, SKINLESS, TO BE SHOWCASED 256 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,944 AS A DRUNK WITH VENEREAL DISEASE?" 257 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,779 AS I SAID, IT'S MY BELIEF 258 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,281 HE WOULD'VE WANTED HIS REMAINS TO BENEFIT OTHERS. 259 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,351 ACCORDING TO YOUR DAUGHTER, HE WAS A FAIRLY PRIVATE MAN. 260 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,786 IS THAT TRUE? 261 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,187 YES. 262 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,189 YOU THINK, AS A PRIVATE MAN, HE WOULD'VE BEEN FINE 263 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,892 WITH HAVING HIS BODY PUT ON DISPLAY, SKINLESS, 264 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,827 AS A DRUNK WITH VENEREAL DISEASE? 265 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,297 I THINK HE'D BE HAPPY TO KNOW HIS FINAL LEGACY WAS SELFLESS. 266 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,399 "SELFLESS"? DID HE LOVE HIS CHILDREN? 267 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,134 VERY MUCH. 268 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,837 YOU THINK HAD HE KNOWN THAT IT WOULD HURT THEM, 269 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,773 HAVING HIS BODY PUT ON DISPLAY, SKINLESS, 270 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,675 AS A DRUNK WITH VENEREAL DISEASE... HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT, NOR DID I. 271 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,310 EXPOSED IN DEATH AS A DEGENERATE. 272 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:54,314 THAT'S HOW HE LIVED. MAYBE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE HOW HE... 273 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,323 YOUR HUSBAND HURT YOU A GREAT DEAL, 274 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,826 DIDN'T HE, MRS. FLEMING? 275 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,028 THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT. 276 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,097 IT ISN'T ABOUT HURTING HIM? 277 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,435 WELL... IF IT IS, 278 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,871 YOU'VE CERTAINLY ACCOMPLISHED THAT, HAVEN'T YOU? 279 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,780 *** 280 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:30,317 DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT? 281 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:34,721 BRAD, WE MAY NOT BE A COUPLE, BUT I AM HAVING YOUR BABY, 282 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,723 WHICH THE ENTIRE OFFICE KNOWS. 283 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,259 AS SUCH, IT IS COMPLETELY HUMILIATING 284 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,228 WHEN YOU PRANCE THESE TROPHY GIRLS AROUND 285 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,896 IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. 286 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,731 I WANT TO BE A COUPLE. 287 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,834 WE ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY COMPATIBLE AS A COUPLE, 288 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,102 AS EVIDENCED BY YOUR PREFERENCE FOR THAT AIRHEADED, 289 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,304 AIRBRUSHED BIMBO YOU BROUGHT IN HERE. 290 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,873 MY PREFERENCE IS YOU. 291 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,374 OH. 292 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,109 DENISE, YOU CITE MY VALUES AS AN OBSTACLE. 293 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,912 WHAT ARE YOUR VALUES? THIS FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS THING-- 294 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,914 WHAT ARE YOUR VALUES, DENISE? YOU GET ENGAGED TO A GUY 295 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,150 WHO BUYS BODY PARTS ON A BLACK MARKET, 296 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,085 WHO CORRUPTS CANCER STUDIES-- WHAT ARE YOUR VALUES? 297 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,420 YOU SLEEP WITH JEFFREY COHO, A MAN YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE. 298 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,422 AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE POLICEMAN YOU DID LAST YEAR 299 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,859 TO GET OUT OF A PARKING TICKET. 300 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,863 OKAY. 301 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,865 YOU'RE LOST. 302 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,034 NO! I'M SCARED. 303 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,870 I AM ALONE. 304 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:27,975 AND I AM HAVING A BABY, AND I AM COMPLETELY ALONE. 305 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,078 BY YOUR CHOICE. 306 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,253 (elevator bell dings) 307 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,890 AND YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO CONFIRM ALL OF THIS? 308 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,892 YES. I SOURCED IT ALL ON THE BACK PAGE. 309 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,094 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT WORK, CLARENCE. 310 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,262 WHAT'S WRONG? 311 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,463 OH. 312 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,932 CLARENCE? 313 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,434 CLARENCE, WHAT'S WRONG? 314 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,803 WELL, UH... 315 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,439 CLAIRE ASKED ME TO STAY OVER. 316 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,008 I SEE. 317 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,943 WELL, YOU HAVE... 318 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,445 STRONG FEELINGS FOR CLAIRE, DON'T YOU? 319 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,048 VERY STRONG. I THINK I LOVE HER. 320 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,416 BUT-- 321 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,352 BUT I'VE NEVER... 322 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,887 AH. 323 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,823 I--I'M NOT SURE I'LL, UH... 324 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,592 CLARENCE, UM... 325 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,029 THE--THE THING ABOUT MAKING LOVE 326 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,396 FOR THE FIRST TIME, 327 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,365 IT'LL HAPPEN WHEN IT'S RIGHT. 328 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,934 AND WHEN IT'S RIGHT, 329 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:30,904 EVERYTHING JUST HAPPENS NATURALLY. 330 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,440 YOU COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY. 331 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,208 I JUST WENT BLANK. 332 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,579 (man) HE'S AN ENORMOUSLY GIFTED THERAPIST, 333 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,581 AN INVALUABLE ASSET TO OUR CLINIC. 334 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,016 BUT? 335 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:46,353 WE'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF HELPING PEOPLE COPE WITH REALITY. 336 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,289 HE NEEDS TO BE IN TOUCH WITH HIS. 337 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,225 HE'S TELLING HIS CLIENTS THAT THERE ARE ALIENS OUT THERE 338 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,227 MONITORING US. 339 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:58,198 UH, HOLD ON A SECOND. UH, THERE'S NO SMOKING IN HERE. 340 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,467 IT'S WOODEN, JUDGE. NOT REAL. 341 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,202 IT'S A PROPRIOCEPTIVE TOOL. 342 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,636 A WHAT? RELAXATION TECHNIQUE. 343 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,638 NEVER MIND. YOU JUST SIT THERE AND JUDGE. 344 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,407 I WON'T ACTUALLY SMOKE IT. 345 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,410 YOU SAID YOU ASKED HIM TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE U.F.O. 346 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,345 OVER AND OVER, AND HE SAID HE COULD NOT. 347 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,614 HE SAID THAT ONCE ONE ACTUALLY SEES 348 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,883 AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPACECRAFT, 349 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,953 ONE HAS TO RETHINK WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT THE WORLD 350 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,455 AND OUR PLACE IN IT, WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN. 351 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:26,093 THANK YOU. PASS THE WITNESS. RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RECALL. 352 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,961 GO AHEAD, ALAN. 353 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,070 (clears throat) 354 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,576 DID YOU FIRE HIM FOR SEEING THE U.F.O. 355 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,079 OR TALKING ABOUT IT? 356 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,514 HE WAS DISCHARGED PRIMARILY 357 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,983 FOR DISCUSSING IT WITH HIS PATIENTS. 358 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:53,086 BUT OBVIOUSLY THE FACT THAT HE IS CONVINCED THAT HE SAW IT-- 359 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,355 YOU DON'T BELIEVE HE REALLY SAW IT. 360 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,057 NO, I DON'T. 361 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,993 I SUPPOSE IF THERE REALLY WAS A U.F.O. 362 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:03,163 HOVERING ABOVE O'HARE AIRPORT LAST NOVEMBER, 363 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,133 DR. AZINABINACROFT WOULD GET HIS JOB BACK. 364 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,602 WELL-- HE WOULDN'T BE OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY THEN, WOULD HE? 365 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,272 I'M SORRY. I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE COURT 366 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,940 THAT COUNSEL IS VERY TRICKY. 367 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,344 AND I WOULD ASK YOUR HONOR THAT HE BE NOTED AS SUCH. 368 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,680 HE IS A PROFOUND TRICKSTER, IT MUST BE SAID. 369 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,716 I SAY IT WITH AFFECTION. CONTINUE. 370 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,096 IF YOU WERE SATISFIED THAT DR. AZINABINACROFT 371 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,365 DID SEE AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT 372 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,999 IN CHICAGO THAT NIGHT, 373 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,634 YOU WOULD HAVE TO REVISIT YOUR DECISION, 374 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,971 WOULDN'T YOU, SIR? 375 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,606 WELL, I GUESS I WOULD HAVE TO. 376 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,342 I SUPPOSE THE EXPLANATION IS SIMPLE. 377 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:53,046 THE SPACECRAFT TRAVELED 5 BILLION LIGHT-YEARS TO EARTH 378 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,216 AND THEN LEFT BECAUSE OF ALL THE AIRPORT HASSLE. 379 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,585 I MEAN, WHO NEEDS THAT, REALLY? 380 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:02,589 (jury laughs) 381 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,291 (Alan chuckles) 382 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:08,295 *** 383 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,067 SO YOU WANT TO PROVE THE U.F.O. IS REAL? 384 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,603 IT SEEMS LIKE THE OBVIOUS THING TO DO. 385 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,206 I THINK JERRY COULD BEAT ME ON THIS. 386 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:23,042 HE'S GOT THIS NEWFOUND CONFIDENCE. 387 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,345 I WAS ABDUCTED ONCE. 388 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,414 I CAN'T BE SURE. 389 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,349 IT FELT LIKE A DREAM, ONLY MORE REAL. 390 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,151 WHAT HAPPENED? 391 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,619 WELL, UH, UH... 392 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,222 THESE ALIENS IN THE FORM OF ANN-MARGRET 393 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,458 TOOK ME TO THEIR SPACECRAFT AND HAD SEX WITH ME. 394 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,793 I'M GONNA GO WITH DREAM ON THAT ONE. 395 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,730 I-I'VE GOTTA GO TO TEMPLE TOMORROW. 396 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,532 BETHANY'S MAKING ME. 397 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,766 ON A WEDNESDAY? 398 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,569 YEAH, IT'S A TUBBY SHARAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT-- 399 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,738 JEWISH ARBOR DAY. 400 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,640 I GOTTA WEAR A BEANIE. 401 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,543 THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE. 402 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,077 ALAN, YOU CALLED ME? 403 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,446 I DID... 404 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,249 AND ON A RATHER DELICATE MATTER 405 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,818 THAT WOULD ORDINARILY BE NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 406 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,254 TRY ANYTHING WITH ME, 407 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,689 I'LL SEVER YOUR FAVORITE APPENDAGE. 408 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,725 CLARENCE IS EXTREMELY ANXIOUS THAT HIS APPENDAGE 409 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,662 WILL BE CALLED INTO SERVICE. OH. 410 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,730 HE SEEMS AS IF HE'S ABOUT TO... 411 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,166 RETREAT INTO CLARICE AGAIN, 412 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,502 AND I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 413 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,838 THANK YOU. 414 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,481 DO YOU THINK BETHANY COULD BE AN ALIEN? 415 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:43,756 *** 416 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,560 *** 417 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,831 OFF TO COURT AGAIN? 418 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,333 YEAH. 419 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,834 CLARENCE... 420 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,136 ALAN INTIMATED TO ME THAT YOU INTIMATED TO HIM 421 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,671 THAT YOU WERE NERVOUS... 422 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,807 OH. ABOUT STAYING AT MY PLACE TONIGHT. 423 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,342 (sighs) 424 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,345 LOOK, THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP 425 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,547 IS HAVING SOMEBODY TO SHARE YOUR FEARS WITH. 426 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,250 EVEN THAT ONE? ESPECIALLY THAT ONE. 427 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,421 JUST... TALK TO ME. OKAY? 428 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,457 OKAY. 429 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,761 I KNOW THAT HE DIDN'T LIVE A PARTICULARLY DIGNIFIED LIFE, 430 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,664 BUT HE WAS A MAN OF DIGNITY. 431 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,733 AND TO BE EXHIBITED LIKE THAT, 432 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,769 SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE HIS-- 433 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,771 HIS RAVAGED LIVER AND ORGANS 434 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,808 WHILE HE'S HOLDING A LIQUOR BOTTLE AND SMILING? 435 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,578 NOBODY DESERVES THAT. 436 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,582 YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS... DECISION 437 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,884 LEGALLY BELONGED TO YOUR MOTHER? 438 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,587 NO, LEGALLY, SHE WAS TO DO WHAT HE WANTED. 439 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,756 THIS WAS NOT HIS WISH. HE WOULD NEVER... 440 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,259 (sighs) 441 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,728 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, MOM. 442 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,931 COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST ALLOW HIM TO FIND 443 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:02,335 A LITTLE REDEMPTION IN DEATH? 444 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,537 YOU GO TO CHURCH, MS. FLEMING? 445 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,739 I DO. YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN? 446 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,376 OF COURSE. DO YOU THINK YOUR FATHER IS IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW? 447 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,810 OBJECTION. OVERRULED. 448 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:14,213 DO YOU BELIEVE YOUR DAD IS IN HEAVEN? 449 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,883 I DON'T KNOW. I HOPE SO. 450 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,885 WAS YOUR FATHER A RELIGIOUS MAN? 451 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,887 NO. 452 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,589 DID HE BELIEVE IN GOD? 453 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,357 OBJECTION. OVERRULED. 454 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,925 DID HE BELIEVE IN GOD 455 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,296 OR HEAVEN? 456 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,631 NO, HE DIDN'T. 457 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,701 SO THIS IS MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT. 458 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,937 *** 459 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,812 I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. 460 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,547 AND, UM... 461 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,848 IN AN IDEAL WORLD, 462 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,751 I WOULD LIVE WITH THE FATHER OF MY CHILD. 463 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,621 TOWARD THAT, I FEEL I OWE IT TO MY CHILD 464 00:20:54,654 --> 00:21:00,660 TO AT LEAST EXPLORE THE... POSSIBILITY OF... 465 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,797 (sighs) 466 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:08,668 I WANT US TO SEE A COUPLES THERAPIST 467 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,304 TO GET A PROFESSIONAL PROGNOSIS AS TO OUR... 468 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:14,841 EMOTIONAL AND PRACTICAL COMPATIBILITY. 469 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,410 WHY DON'T WE JUST DATE, SEE HOW IT GOES? 470 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:21,348 NO. I'M NOT GONNA WASTE TIME. WE'LL SEE A DOCTOR. 471 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:25,452 *** 472 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,420 HEY. HOW'S IT GOING? 473 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,792 ("Shabbat Shalom" playing) 474 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:33,926 * BIM 475 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,462 (all) * BAM 476 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,764 (woman) * BIM BIM BIM BAM 477 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,634 * BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BAM 478 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,636 (all) * OY YOI 479 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,871 * YOI YOI YOI YOI 480 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:48,841 * OY YOI YOI YOI YOI YOI 481 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,276 * SHABBAT SHALOM... 482 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,845 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? SHUT UP AND SING. 483 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,747 I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS. 484 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,550 "OY YOI YOI." JUST DO IT. 485 00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:02,389 (all) * OY YOI YOI YOI YOI YOI * 486 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,425 * OY YOI YOI YOI YOI YOI * 487 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,794 * OY * SHABBAT SHALOM 488 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,596 * OY YOI YOI * SHABBAT SHALOM 489 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,498 * YOI YOI YOI * SHABBAT, SHABBAT, SHABBAT 490 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,833 * SHABBAT SHALOM * YOI YOI YOI 491 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,736 * YOI 492 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,738 I WORK AS AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER 493 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,740 AT O'HARE AIRPORT IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. 494 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:24,010 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HIGH-STRESS JOB. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 495 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:28,080 TELL ME, SIR, ON THE EVENING OF NOVEMBER 7, 2006, 496 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:31,918 DID YOU GET ANY CALLS, UH, ABOUT, SAY... EXTRATERRESTRIALS? 497 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,721 (laughs) I'M SORRY. COULD WE BE ANY MORE LEADING? 498 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:37,356 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD WHIP OUT ONE OF THOSE LEASHES YOU USE 499 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,992 IN YOUR RECREATIONAL PURSUITS? WHAT? 500 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,629 OVERRULED. SIT DOWN, YOU. 501 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,933 (man clears throat) UH, WE WERE CONTACTED 502 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,801 BY AIRLINE SUPERVISOR AND INFORMED THAT 503 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,970 SEVERAL OF ITS PASSENGERS 504 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,872 AS WELL AS A DOZEN OR SO OF ITS EMPLOYEES 505 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,442 SPOTTED AN ELLIPTICAL SHAPED CRAFT 506 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,876 SITTING MOTIONLESS OVER CONCOURSE "C" 507 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,811 OF THE UNITED TERMINAL. 508 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:01,814 IN FACT, EVEN THE UNITED AIRLINES' PILOT 509 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,350 CLAIMED TO HAVE SEEN IT. AM I RIGHT? YOU ARE. 510 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,786 SO ONE WOULDN'T BE CONSIDERED OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY OR-- 511 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:09,055 HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 512 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,790 OOH. SORRY, YOUR HONOR. 513 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:14,594 REMEMBER, IT ISN'T REAL. IT'S JUST WOOD. PAY NO MIND. 514 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,063 WOOD IS FLAMMABLE. YOU WILL NOT LIGHT IT. 515 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,499 (mutters) 516 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,672 MR. BETTMAN, 517 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,740 CAN YOU SAY WITH ALL CERTAINTY 518 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:31,711 THAT THERE WASN'T A U.F.O. HOVERING OVER O'HARE THAT NIGHT? 519 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,081 WELL, I SUPPOSE WE CAN'T PROVE A NEGATIVE. 520 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:38,751 BUT OUR CONCLUSION WAS THAT IT WAS A WEATHER PHENOMENON. 521 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,386 A LOUD CLOUD CEILING. 522 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,589 A LOT OF LIGHTS IN THE SKY. 523 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,891 THIS WAS NO WEATHER PHENOMENON. 524 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,526 IT HOVERED, 525 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:50,129 AND THEN IT SHOT THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND LEFT A HOLE. A HOLE? 526 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:53,766 DOZENS OF PEOPLE GAVE THE EXACT SAME DESCRIPTION, 527 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,669 INCLUDING SOME MECHANICS AT THE AIRLINES. 528 00:23:56,703 --> 00:24:00,607 THERE WAS SOMETHING... UNEARTHLY UP THERE. 529 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,909 AND THE RADAR SHOWED NOTHING? 530 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,944 THE F.A.A. WON'T RELEASE THE RADAR DATA 531 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,113 OR THE VOICE COMMUNICATIONS. 532 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,916 WHAT ARE THEY HIDING? 533 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,552 WELL, ON "THE X-FILES," IT WAS THE TRUTH. 534 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,954 GREAT SHOW, WASN'T IT? HOW MANY OF YOU WATCHED "THE X-FILES"? 535 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,557 FRIDAY NIGHT-- LOUSY TIME SLOT. SILENCE. 536 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,929 *** 537 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,764 I MUST SAY, JERRY, 538 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,699 YOU HAD QUITE THE SWAGGER IN THERE. 539 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:29,702 LOOK, ALAN, THE FACT THAT OTHERS THOUGHT THEY SAW IT 540 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,037 DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. 541 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,672 OF COURSE IT MATTERS. 542 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:35,842 THE FACT THAT OTHERS SAW IT MEANS MY CLIENT ISN'T CRAZY, 543 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,777 WHICH WAS THE VERY BASIS OF HIS DISCHARGE. 544 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,513 NO. THE BASIS WAS THAT HE TALKED ABOUT IT WITH HIS CLIENTS. 545 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,882 NO. IT WAS THAT HE THOUGHT HE SAW AN ALIEN-- 546 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:44,851 LOOK, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU HERE, I REALLY WOULD, 547 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:48,721 BUT MY HANDS ARE TIED. YOUR HANDS AREN'T TIED. THEY'RE IN YOUR POCKETS. 548 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:50,022 WHAT IS THIS? NEW THERAPY. 549 00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:51,558 GOOD, ISN'T IT? 550 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,925 LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL... 551 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,194 YOU'RE GONNA GET UP, SAY "OTHERS SAW IT, 552 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,664 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, THEREFORE NOT CRAZY." 553 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,899 WHATEVER. YOU'LL BE EFFECTIVE. YOU ALWAYS ARE. 554 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:02,769 BUT I'LL GET UP, MAKE THE POINT THAT A FUNCTION OF HIS JOB-- 555 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:06,639 THE FUNCTION, ACTUALLY-- IS TO GROUND HIS PATIENTS. 556 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,841 A THERAPIST HAS TO COME FROM A RELATABLE PLACE. 557 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:12,812 AL, COME ON. WHEN YOU SIT THERE AND TALK ABOUT SPACE ALIENS, 558 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,748 HOW EFFECTIVE CAN YOU REALLY BE AS A COGNITIVE THERAPIST? 559 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,817 DO WE SYMPATHIZE? OF COURSE WE DO. 560 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:21,888 BUT THE MAN CAN NO LONGER DO HIS JOB. 561 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,658 (laughs) HERE'S THE PROBLEM... 562 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,860 WITH YOUR THEORY, JERRY. 563 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,863 AS PLAUSIBLE AS IT SOUNDS NOW, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW 564 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:33,265 WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GET UP TO GIVE YOUR CLOSING, 565 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,935 YOU'RE "HANDS" ESPENSON. 566 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,737 CHEWING ON A SILLY WOODEN CIGARETTE 567 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,839 ISN'T GOING TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE REALITY 568 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,708 THAT YOU HAVE VERY LITTLE TRIAL EXPERIENCE, 569 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,510 THAT YOU'RE SCARED TO DEATH JUST TO BE IN THE ROOM, 570 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,113 AND THAT AS ABLE AS YOU MIGHT BE TO FOOL OTHERS 571 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:49,682 OR EVEN YOURSELF, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, 572 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,819 AND KNOWING THAT I KNOW, FEELING MY STARE UPON YOU, 573 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:55,121 THAT YOU'LL BE UTTERLY REDUCED TO AN INEFFECTIVE, 574 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:58,290 BUMBLING, INARTICULATE MAN WITH ASPERGER'S, 575 00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:00,993 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, JERRY. 576 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:04,897 (clatters) 577 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,668 (squeaks) JERRY... 578 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,905 JERRY. 579 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,240 (hoots) 580 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:22,849 *** 581 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:25,985 *** 582 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,961 (knock on door) 583 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:57,183 I WAS JUST LAWYERING, JERRY. 584 00:26:57,216 --> 00:27:01,253 ONE OF THE GAMES TRIAL ATTORNEYS PLAY 585 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:04,691 IS TO PSYCH-OUT OPPOSING COUNSEL. 586 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,026 YOU CAN CERTAINLY APPRECIATE THAT. 587 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,629 MY INTENT WAS TO UNNERVE YOU, 588 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:13,265 NOT BECAUSE I BELIEVE YOU TO BE INEFFECTIVE 589 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,901 OR INARTICULATE 590 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,770 BUT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU TO BE JUST THE OPPOSITE. 591 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,006 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 592 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,046 I HAVE A PROPOSAL. 593 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,150 I'M LISTENING. 594 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,219 MY CLIENT GETS HIS JOB BACK, 595 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,888 HE AGREES NOT TO DISCUSS THE U.F.O. SIGHTING 596 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:37,890 OR HIS OPINIONS ON... 597 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:41,393 EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE. 598 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,362 NO MONEY DAMAGES. 599 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,931 OKAY. 600 00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:00,146 JERRY... 601 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,181 YOU'LL RECALL I ONCE ADVISED YOU 602 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:06,919 TO FLEE THE PRACTICE OF LAW BECAUSE IT'S AN UGLY OCCUPATION, 603 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:08,921 WHICH CALLS UPON ITS PARTICIPANTS 604 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:11,257 TO DO UGLY THINGS. 605 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,827 I AM VERY... 606 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:19,365 ACCOMPLISHED IN THE PRACTICE OF LAW, JERRY. 607 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:26,005 I'LL TAKE THE OFFER TO MY CLIENT. 608 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,315 BASICALLY, I DON'T THINK 609 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,818 THAT WE'RE COMPATIBLE AS A COUPLE, 610 00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:40,252 AS PARTNERS-- 611 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:43,089 50-50 PARTNERS. 612 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:44,991 IF WE WERE TO BE TOGETHER, HE WOULD PROBABLY START OUT 613 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,993 BY--BY DEMANDING THAT I QUIT MY JOB 614 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:49,796 AND STAY AT HOME WITH THE BABY. 615 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,764 IS THAT TRUE, BRAD? 616 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,266 YES. HMM. 617 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,303 YOU DON'T THINK A WOMAN CAN HAVE BOTH A CAREER AND A FAMILY? 618 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,005 CAN SHE? OF COURSE. 619 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,440 SHOULD SHE? ABSOLUTELY NOT. 620 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,109 OH, AND--AND THIS IS HIM WOOING ME. 621 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:04,877 DENISE, YOU HAVE A BABY, THAT'S IT. 622 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,245 BABY COMES FIRST, PERIOD. 623 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:09,248 EVEN IF HE COULD GET BY WITH A NANNY, YOU COULDN'T. 624 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,250 IT WOULD KILL YOU. SO WHO ARE WE KIDDING HERE? 625 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,419 YOU STAY HOME, YOU RAISE THE KID, THE KID GROWS UP, 626 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:15,287 THEN YOU CAN GO BACK TO WORK. 627 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,890 OKAY, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 628 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,358 MOTHERS WANT TO STAY HOME. 629 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:21,794 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE OF SOCIETAL PRESSURES 630 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:24,030 THEY FEEL THEY CAN'T BE A FEMINIST 631 00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:27,099 AND STILL A STAY-AT-HOME MOM, SO WHAT DO THEY DO? 632 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,301 THEY DRAG THEMSELVES BACK TO THE OFFICE, AND LIKE I SAID, 633 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,303 IT KILLS THEM, AND IT'LL KILL DENISE. 634 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:33,305 NOW I WOULDN'T ASK HER TO DO ANYTHING 635 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,141 THAT SHE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO DO. 636 00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:38,010 I KNOW THAT. SHE KNOWS THAT. AND IF YOU'RE ANY KIND 637 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:40,446 OF A REAL THERAPIST, YOU KNOW THAT, TOO. 638 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:43,950 THIS IDEA OF A 50-50 PARTNERSHIP... 639 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:46,118 SHE PICKS THE WALLPAPER. I CHOOSE THE CAR. 640 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:47,253 CHORES? 641 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,521 I MOW THE LAWN. SHE MAKES DINNER. SEX? 642 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:52,959 I'M THE HUSBAND. SHE'S THE WIFE. 643 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:58,197 *** 644 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:02,334 EVEN IF SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT WHAT HER FATHER WOULD'VE WANTED, 645 00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:05,437 THAT DOES NOT ENTITLE HER TO STEAL THE BODY 646 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,406 FROM A MUSEUM. 647 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:10,309 SHE CAN RESORT TO EQUITABLE RELIEF, 648 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:12,078 BUT NOT GRAND LARCENY. 649 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:15,414 BEYOND THAT, THIS IS ABOUT HER RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, 650 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,049 NOT HER FATHER'S. 651 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:22,021 HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN GOD OR HEAVEN OR THE SOUL. 652 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:24,490 THIS IS ABOUT THE DEFENDANT 653 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:28,360 IMPOSING HER RELIGIOUS VALUES 654 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,296 AND COMMITTING A CRIME TO DO SO. 655 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:34,100 WE ALL KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT CAN BE. 656 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:52,952 (whispers) ALAN... IT'S YOUR TURN. 657 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,954 I KNOW THAT, CLARENCE. 658 00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:01,160 (clears throat) 659 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:05,597 LIFE ON EARTH WAS NOT VERY GOOD TO MAUREEN FLEMING'S FATHER. 660 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:08,901 HE WAS A DRUNK. HE COULDN'T HOLD A JOB. 661 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,236 HE HAD SORDID AFFAIRS. 662 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,940 HE DIED IN PART FROM A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE. 663 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:16,242 THERE WAS NO SALVATION OR HAPPY ENDING 664 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:19,178 TO BE FOUND ON EARTH FOR NATHAN FLEMING. 665 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:22,348 WHICH COULD ONLY MAKE MAUREEN THAT MUCH MORE DESPERATE 666 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:26,618 TO THINK THAT THERE MUST BE ANOTHER, BETTER WORLD 667 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:29,021 WAITING FOR HER FATHER SOMEWHERE. 668 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:31,924 SHE CARTED HIS BODY OUT OF THAT MUSEUM 669 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,859 SO THAT HER FATHER COULD FINALLY 670 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,929 LEAVE THIS WORLD BEHIND. 671 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:39,565 AND HOPEFULLY... 672 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:43,635 FIND HIS WAY TO A BETTER ONE. 673 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:46,905 CERTAINLY... 674 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:50,109 THE 12 OF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 675 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:03,389 YOU KNOW, I... I WANT SO BADLY 676 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,357 TO BELIEVE IN GOD. 677 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:08,560 NOT BECAUSE OF ANY WORDS IN THE BIBLE 678 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,662 OR CLAIMS MADE BY GOSPELS, 679 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,598 BUT BECAUSE, I SUPPOSE, WITH OUR PLANET 680 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,166 BEING POLLUTED INTO EXTINCTION 681 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,069 WHILE COUNTRY AFTER COUNTRY DEVELOPS NUCLEAR BOMBS, 682 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:20,272 COINCIDING WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED ESCALATION IN HATRED 683 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:24,176 WHILE AN ENTIRE CONTINENT IS DYING FROM A.I.D.S. 684 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,944 AND STARVATION 685 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:28,280 AS THE REST OF THE WORLD PRETENDS NOT TO NOTICE, 686 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:30,316 IT'S JUST NOT THAT EASY THESE DAYS 687 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,118 TO HAVE FAITH IN MAN. 688 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,120 BUT IF WE DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, 689 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,355 THEN OUR ONLY ALTERNATIVE IS TO BELIEVE IN MAN. 690 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:38,624 WELL, I'M NOT SURE IF I DO BELIEVE IN GOD. 691 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:42,661 AND EVEN IF I DID, I'M NOT SURE HE'D BE THE SAME GOD 692 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:45,164 THAT YOU BELIEVE IN, OR YOU BELIEVE IN. 693 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:48,034 BUT IN THE THROES OF DOUBT, 694 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,169 I STILL DO BELIEVE IN MAN. 695 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:54,240 I BELIEVE IN MAN'S INNATE SENSE OF HUMANITY, 696 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:58,644 HIS POTENTIAL FOR COMPASSION, REASON, UH, 697 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,412 RIGHTEOUSNESS IN HIS HEART. 698 00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:03,249 TODAY, NOW, I APPEAL TO YOU 699 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:06,252 IN THE HOPE THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN MY CLIENT 700 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:09,355 TOOK HER FATHER'S BODY SO THAT SHE MAY BURY HIM 701 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:12,024 SO THAT HE MAY REST IN PEACE 702 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:15,527 AND PERHAPS FIND SOME SALVATION, 703 00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:18,097 SHE DID SO ACTING ON HER HUMANITY, 704 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:24,070 ON... THE RIGHTEOUSNESS IN HER HEART. 705 00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:46,592 *** 706 00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:55,000 BARUCH ATA ADONOAI 707 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,069 ELOHEINU MELECH HA'OLAM 708 00:33:57,103 --> 00:34:00,206 ASHER BID'VARO MA'ARIV ARAVIM. (snoring) 709 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:03,475 BEHOCHMA POTEACH SH'ARIM 710 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,744 UVIT'VUNA M'SHANEH ITIM 711 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,779 UMACHALIF ET HAZ'MANIM 712 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,382 UM'SADER ET HAKOCHAVIM 713 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:14,286 BEMISHM'RO-TEHEM BARAKI-A KIRTZONO. 714 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,522 BOREH YUM VALAYLA, GOLEL OR MIPNEI... 715 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,191 (man singing in Hebrew) 716 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:23,295 UMA'AVIR YOM UMEVI LAILA, 717 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:27,133 UMAVDIL BEIN YOM UVEIN LAILA, 718 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,701 ADONAI TZ'VA-OT SH'MO. 719 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:32,738 *** 720 00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:35,541 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT STUCK TO YOUR FACE? 721 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:39,511 (singing continues) 722 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:42,481 DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 723 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:43,715 (both grunting) 724 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,585 DENNY, DON'T YOU DARE. 725 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,587 (speaking indistinctly) 726 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:52,691 *** 727 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,626 OW! OH. (congregation gasps) 728 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,696 HOLY CRAP. I SHOT THE RABBI. 729 00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:03,802 *** 730 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:06,738 *** 731 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,508 HOW DID YOU GET A LAWYER SO QUICKLY? 732 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,211 THIS IS A DIFFICULT TIME FOR ALL OF US, MR. CRANE. 733 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,679 I THINK WE CAN AGREE, 734 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,681 IT WOULD BE BEST TO RESOLVE THIS PRIVATELY. 735 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:19,084 IF RABBI HERSHMAN WERE TO REPORT THE ASSAULT TO THE POLICE, 736 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,719 WELL, GIVEN YOUR GRUMBLINGS THAT WERE HEARD 737 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,154 BY OTHERS IN THE SYNAGOGUE, 738 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:24,290 YOU COULD FACE PROSECUTION FOR A HATE CRIME. 739 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:26,292 YOU CAN'T THREATEN CRIMINAL PROSECUTION 740 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,827 TO ADVANCE A CIVIL CLAIM. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 741 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,530 YOU PEOPLE HAVE AN OVERREACTING PROBLEM. YOU DO KNOW THAT? WE "PEOPLE"? 742 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:34,333 YEAH, SAME THING IN LEBANON. THEY GRAB A FEW SOLDIERS, 743 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,535 YOU RESPOND WITH OVERKILL. THAT'S A PROBLEM. 744 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:39,505 ARE YOU SAYING THAT ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT 745 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,573 TO DEFEND ITSELF? WELL, OF COURSE THEY DO, 746 00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:44,610 BUT YOU DON'T BLOW UP A WHOLE COUNTRY 'CAUSE YOU GET MAD. 747 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,612 ONLY THE UNITED THE STATES ENJOYS THAT PRIVILEGE. 748 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,781 AND WE'RE A SUPERPOWER. GOD IS ON OUR SIDE. GUM? 749 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,350 GOOD-BYE, DENNY. 750 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:54,553 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 751 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:58,257 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 752 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:08,234 SHE'LL BE BACK. 753 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,236 GET OUT OF MY WAY. HANDICAPPED. 754 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:14,406 LOOK OUT. HANDICAPPED. 755 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,408 THAT WAS QUITE AN INTERESTING TACK 756 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:17,909 YOU TOOK THERE WITH THE THERAPIST, BRAD. 757 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,911 IT WASN'T A TACK. IT WAS THE TRUTH. 758 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:23,782 SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FACE THE TRUTH, DENISE? 759 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,284 WHICH IS? 760 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,718 THAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR CHILDREN 761 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,787 THE SAME LIFE THAT YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU-- 762 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,789 DAD WORKS, MOM STAYS AT HOME-- 763 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,825 THE PERFECT NORMAN ROCKWELL NUCLEAR FAMILY THAT USED TO BE. 764 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,761 UH, BRAD, WE LIVE IN VERY DIFFERENT TIMES 765 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,829 THAN THEY DID. OH, RIGHT, MODERN TIMES. 766 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,666 50% OF WOMEN ARE MANLESS RIGHT NOW. 50%. 767 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,801 IS THAT PROGRESS, FEMINISM OR BOTH? 768 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:44,803 IT--IT--WHAT, DO YOU INTEND TO BLUDGEON ME 769 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:47,473 INTO GIVING US A CHANCE? 770 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,241 NO. I'M ASKING. 771 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:53,512 FOR YOU, FOR ME, FOR OUR CHILD, 772 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,615 GIVE US A CHANCE. 773 00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:03,755 MADAM FOREPERSON, 774 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:06,658 THE JURY HAS REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 775 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:08,260 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 776 00:37:08,294 --> 00:37:10,729 WHAT SAY YOU? "IN THE MATTER OF 777 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:12,864 "THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS 778 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,301 "vs. MAUREEN FLEMING 779 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:17,369 "ON THE CHARGE OF GRAND THEFT LARCENY, 780 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,805 WE THE JURY FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY." 781 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:23,375 THE COMMONWEALTH THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. 782 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,911 WE ARE ADJOURNED. 783 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:28,814 CONGRATULATIONS, MAUREEN. 784 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,017 THANK YOU. 785 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:37,623 CAN I BURY MY FATHER NOW? 786 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:40,726 I'M AFRAID THAT'S AN ISSUE THAT WILL HAVE TO BE DECIDED 787 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,894 AT ANOTHER TIME. 788 00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:55,741 JERRY. 789 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,379 THE SETTLEMENT TERMS 790 00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:04,583 ARE ACCEPTABLE TO MY CLIENT. 791 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,920 GOOD. 792 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,756 I SHOULD ALSO-- 793 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,692 I SHOULD THANK YOU FOR THE LESSON. 794 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:14,893 OF COURSE OPPOSING COUNSEL 795 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,895 WILL TRY TO EXPLOIT MY ASPERGER'S, 796 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,965 AND... 797 00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:23,402 I-I THANK YOU, ALAN. 798 00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:26,338 AS A RESULT OF THIS, MY SKIN WILL ONLY GET MORE CALLOUSED. 799 00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:28,340 I'LL BE MORE HARDENED. 800 00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:34,279 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, I DON'T TAKE WHAT YOU SAID PERSONALLY. 801 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,348 I DO, JERRY. 802 00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:38,917 AND I'M DEEPLY SORRY. 803 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:40,952 DON'T BE. 804 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,459 WELL, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN... 805 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:56,334 *** 806 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:07,813 SHE DUMPED YOU? 807 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:11,316 BECAUSE OF MY VIEWS ON THE MIDDLE EAST. 808 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,318 IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME 809 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,754 A MIDGET BROKE UP WITH ME OVER POLITICS. 810 00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:17,423 (laughs) 811 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,858 DENNY, YOU THINK YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS 812 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,560 TO BE JEWISH? 813 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:22,861 OH, PLEASE. 814 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:24,930 I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE LUTHERAN. 815 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,632 DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? 816 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,934 OF COURSE I DO. YOU KNOW I DO. 817 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,869 WHY? 818 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,771 WHY? WHY? 819 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,840 B-BECAUSE IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD 820 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,842 AND IT TURNS OUT THERE'S NO GOD, 821 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,044 THERE'S NO HARM, NO FOUL. 822 00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:41,747 BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, 823 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,650 AND IT TURNS OUT THERE IS ONE, YOU'RE SCREWED. 824 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,351 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE LOOKS LIKE? 825 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,353 LIKE ME. PERHAPS THINNER. 826 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,689 YOU THINK HE LOOKS LIKE YOU? 827 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,357 GOD MADE MAN IN HIS IMAGE. 828 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,825 AND SPECIFICALLY? ME. 829 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,027 (laughs) 830 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:03,869 WHY DOES HE ALLOW FOR ALL THE SUFFERING THAT GOES ON? 831 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,839 OVEREXTENDED. 832 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,777 WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE? 833 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:16,548 I'M NOT SURE. 834 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:26,592 I THINK I BELIEVE MOSTLY IN FRIENDSHIP-- 835 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,860 YOURS, 836 00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,797 JERRY ESPENSON'S. 837 00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:37,035 I WASN'T A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO HIM TODAY. 838 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,838 I HATE THAT YOU'RE SEEING HIM AGAIN. 839 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:42,508 HE WAS OPPOSING COUNSEL. 840 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:50,616 OH, I HURT HIM TODAY. 841 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:52,784 HOW? 842 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:57,756 BY BEING A LAWYER. 843 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,091 AT THE END OF THE DAY, ALAN, 844 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,093 WE HAVE TO BE WHO WE ARE. 845 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,796 AND YOU AND I... 846 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,031 MORE THAN ANYTHING... 847 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,734 WE'RE LAWYERS. 848 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,736 DAMN RIGHT. 849 00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:13,872 *** 850 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:26,985 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 851 00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:27,753 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 852 00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:29,054 ALAN SHORE! 853 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,989 HAS ANYBODY SEEN ALAN SHORE?! 854 00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:32,824 ALAN SHORE! OKAY, I KNOW THIS LOOKS REALLY BAD. 855 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:35,193 BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. I DIDN'T DO IT. YOUR BLOODY DRESS, 856 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:37,128 YOUR POSSESSION OF THE MURDER WEAPON, 857 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,631 YOUR BEING ALONE WITH THE VICTIM... 858 00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:41,833 NO IDEA WHO SNUCK INTO THE WAITING ROOM? I WAS PASSED OUT! 859 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:45,503 WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT, WHO DID? THERE WAS ONE PERSON IN THAT COURTHOUSE WHO KNEW HIM, 860 00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:48,239 RAN FROM THE ROOM DRENCHED IN HIS BLOOD, 861 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:51,209 CLUTCHING THE MURDER WEAPON. AND SUPPOSE THERE WAS ANOTHER WOMAN WHO DID THIS. 862 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:53,679 SUPPOSE WE SEARCHED FOR HER AND FOUND HER. 863 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:53,779 WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE IS SUCH A WOMAN.