1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:02,089 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:04,439 I'D LIKE TO GET MARRIED.WHAT? 3 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:06,484 I WANT TO GET MARRIED.THE ANSWER IS YES. 4 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:08,704 MAY I KISS THE BRIDE?[Denny] IF ANYBODY 5 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,662 SHOULD BE THE POSTER BOY FOR GUNS IN THIS COUNTRY... 6 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:14,318 IT SHOULD BE YOU.IT'S WOODEN, JUDGE. A PROPRIOCEPTIVE TOOL. 7 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:17,060 WHAT IS THIS?NEW THERAPY. GOOD, ISN'T IT? 8 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,062 YOU'LL BE UTTERLY REDUCED TO AN INEFFECTIVE, 9 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,847 BUMBLING, INARTICULATE MAN WITH ASPERGER'S. 10 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:24,894 I'LL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT RIGHT NOW.MY HANDCUFFS OR YOURS? 11 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:27,766 YOU BETTER RESPECT THIS ROBE, ALAN.SHOULD WE GET STARTED, JUDGE? 12 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:28,941 [grunts] 13 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,640 I'M GONNA HATE MYSELF IN THE MORNING. 14 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:35,035 ♪♪♪ 15 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:41,345 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME TO SEE ME. 16 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,347 YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY. 17 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,088 YOU SHOULD SEE ME NAKED.REALLY? 18 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:47,090 I ALWAYS FOUND YOU MUCH SEXIER FULLY CLOTHED. 19 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,745 [chuckles] IS THAT WHY YOU ALWAYS TOOK ME SKIING? 20 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:52,008 ANYTHING TO GET YOU IN A PARKA. 21 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,619 I CAN SEE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE HAD A PERSONAL HISTORY TOGETHER.[chuckles] 22 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:57,840 CAN I HAVE ONE? YOU'RE SO DESIRABLE. 23 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,146 HOW CAN I HELP YOU, KAYE? 24 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,017 OKAY. [clears throat] 25 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,279 DON'T LAUGH. 26 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:05,717 THESE ARE CALLED TARTIES DOLLS. 27 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:08,894 MY DAUGHTER PLAYS WITH THEM OR WISHES SHE COULD. 28 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:12,811 SHE'S 6. MANY OF HER FRIENDS HAVE THEM. 29 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:15,249 THE ONES WHO DON'T WANT THEM, AND AS YOU CAN SEE, 30 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,989 THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE HOOKERS. 31 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,035 I BET THEY MAKE GREAT STOCKING STUFFERS. 32 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,777 THEY SELL THEM NATIONWIDE AT MAJOR RETAILERS, 33 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,867 INCLUDING FLETCHER'S AT THE MALL IN MY TOWN. 34 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,912 IT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF PORNOGRAPHY 35 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,784 IN MY OPINION, WHICH--YOU KNOW I SUPPORT. 36 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:31,352 MY DAUGHTER GOT THESE AS GIFTS FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 37 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:34,006 THESE WERE HER FAVORITE GIFTS, BY THE WAY. 38 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,835 BUT NOT YOUR FAVORITES, I SUSPECT. DENNY... 39 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:39,360 FLETCHER'S IS A FAMILY-ORIENTED DEPARTMENT STORE. 40 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:40,796 YOU'VE SEEN THEIR COMMERCIALS. 41 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:43,886 I WOULD LIKE TO SOMEHOW GET THEM TO DISCONTINUE SELLING THESE. 42 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,931 IT'S TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. MY DAUGHTER IS 6. 43 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:47,933 KAYE, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPECT ME 44 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:50,458 TO OPPOSE SOMETHING AS TITILLATING AS--ALAN... 45 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:53,374 I SAID MYDAUGHTER. SHE'S ALSO YOURDAUGHTER. 46 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,074 OKAY, SHE'S NOT, BUT IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE. 47 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,729 DO YOU?NOT THAT I KNOW OF, BUT-- 48 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:03,079 PLEASE? I REALLY WANT TO SHUT THIS DOWN. 49 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,429 [chuckles] WE HAVE NO GROUNDS WHATSOEVER TO--I WOULD THINK 50 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:08,650 FLETCHER'S WOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE NEGATIVE PUBLICITY.DENNY... 51 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,869 JUST GET US IN THE COURTROOM, PLEASE? 52 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,002 LET ME TRY THE LONG SHOT FIRST. 53 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:15,961 I'LL CONTACT COUNSEL FOR FLETCHER'S 54 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,181 AND PERSUADE THEM THAT IT MIGHT BE IN THEIR BEST INTEREST 55 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,183 TO VOLUNTARILY PULL THE DOLLS. 56 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,664 BUT I MUST SAY, KAYE, THESE DOLLS, 57 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:25,580 TO ME, SEEM GOOD FOR SOCIETY.THANK YOU. 58 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:27,930 MR. CRANE, THANK YOU.NOT TO WORRY. 59 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,888 WE NEVER LOSE.I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 60 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,281 OKAY. 61 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,851 GIVE IT TO ME.WHAT? 62 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:39,071 DENNY, GIVE ME THE DOLL. 63 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:45,339 SHE'S HOT. 64 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:48,864 ♪♪♪ 65 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,502 HEY, SHIRLEY. 66 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,722 HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 67 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:22,419 WELL... 68 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,421 WE HAVE A LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 69 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:27,511 BRAD AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 70 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,731 [laughs] OH, PLEASE. 71 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,950 VERY FUNNY.NO... 72 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:35,345 WE ARE. I-I LOVE HIM, 73 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:37,391 AND I DECIDED TO MARRY HIM. 74 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,436 OH. 75 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:43,527 OH, OH, WELL... 76 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:45,790 THAT IS WONDERFUL. 77 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,923 [chuckles] HEY! 78 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:52,493 WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS? 79 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:55,800 I DO NOTTHINK IT'S RIDICULOUS. I'M... 80 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,802 I'M JUST OVERWHELMED. 81 00:03:57,846 --> 00:04:01,763 I MEAN, WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME 82 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,721 BEFORE YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS... 83 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:07,986 UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 84 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:22,392 [hoots] 85 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:25,613 ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?UH, NO, SIR. 86 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,876 I SAW YOU. YOU HOPPED. 87 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:31,358 OH, I, UH, GOT THIS SENSE THAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO HOP, 88 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,968 AND I JUST HOPPED, TOO. 89 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:34,970 IT WASN'T TO MAKE FUN OF YOU. 90 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:37,102 [makes a purring sound] 91 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,409 [sighs] 92 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,672 WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 93 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:44,196 OH, I'M MR. SHORE'S ASSISTANT. THIS IS MY OFFICE. 94 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,025 OH. HE IN? 95 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:49,506 YES, SIR. 96 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,511 [strong voice] THANKS MUCH! 97 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:58,820 [knock on door] 98 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:01,605 HOW WE DOING, AL? 99 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,781 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. FAMILY'S GOOD I TAKE IT? 100 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,914 JERRY... 101 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,916 I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY.SMALL COURTESIES. 102 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,614 DON'T TAKE IT LITERAL, AL. 103 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,834 YOUR PEOPLE CALLED MY PEOPLE ABOUT FLETCHER'S. 104 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:14,705 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?YOU REPRESENT FLETCHER'S DEPARTMENT STORES? 105 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,664 SOME, NOT ALL. 106 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:19,144 I REPRESENT THE ONE YOU'RE TRYING TO SHAKE DOWN. 107 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,451 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?BEFORE WE DISCUSS THAT PROBLEM, 108 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:24,759 I'D LIKE TO ADDRESS OURS, JERRY. 109 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:27,675 DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD ONE. WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW? 110 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:30,460 [chuckles]COULD YOU PLEASE STOP THAT? 111 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,897 NO, THIS IS THE PERSONA I USE IN MY CASES, 112 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:35,813 ESPECIALLY AGAINST THE TRICKY, SLEAZY LAWYERS, 113 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:38,642 WHICH I CONSIDER YOU TO BE. 114 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:40,992 I SAY IT WITH AFFECTION, AL.JERRY, PLEASE STOP IT. 115 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:43,691 MAY I HAVE THE WOODEN CIGARETTE, PLEASE? 116 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:46,302 NO, I USE THIS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOUGH. 117 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,348 OKAY. 118 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:53,962 FIRST OFF, I'M THRILLED FOR YOU. I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 119 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:56,617 FLETCHER'S DEPARTMENT STORES FOR A CLIENT...YEAH, YEAH. 120 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,749 NOW WE'RE BOTH BLOWING FAKE SMOKE. 121 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,708 QUE ES LA PROBLEMA WITH MI CLIENTO? 122 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,580 YOUR CLIENT SELLS THESE DOLLS. 123 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:06,017 THEY'RE CALLED TARTIES. 124 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:09,717 QUITE SEXUAL IN NATURE, AND YET, THEY MARKET THEM TO CHILDREN. 125 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,763 WE'D LIKE THEM TO STOP.MY CLIENT MAKES A LOT OF MONEY ON THOSE DOLLS, AL. 126 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,635 THEY'RE JUST HARMLESS FUN. 127 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,811 DO YOU HAVE A COLLECTION? THAT MIGHT MAKE PATTY JEALOUS. 128 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,466 NICE TRY, AL. 129 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,642 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 130 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,388 I DON'T LIKE THE NEW YOU, JERRY. 131 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,784 SORRY TO DISAPPOINT. 132 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:37,048 WE DONE HERE? 133 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:40,617 YES. SEE YOU IN COURT. 134 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,314 IT'S A DATE. 135 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:45,143 MY BEST TO THE MISSUS. 136 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:56,677 ♪♪♪ 137 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,853 ♪♪♪ 138 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,682 THE WOODEN CIGARETTE AGAIN?YEAH. 139 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,379 I'VE LOST A FRIEND, DENNY. 140 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,077 IT WAS SO UPSETTING TO... 141 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:09,646 [sighs] I'VE LOST A VERY GOOD FRIEND. 142 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,736 IN OTHER WORDS, HE SUCCEEDED IN DISTRACTING YOU. 143 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:15,391 SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT HANDS, ALAN, THE MAN'S A GENIUS. 144 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,393 HE'S TRADING ON YOUR GUILT HERE 145 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,788 AND PUTTING YOU IN THE EXACT STATE OF MIND YOU'RE IN. 146 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,703 IT'S NOT THE WOODEN CIGARETTE HE'S USING. 147 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,139 IT'S YOU. 148 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:27,011 I WONDER. 149 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:29,187 [Paul] DENNY... 150 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,886 THE INTERVIEW FOR THE NEW LITIGATION ASSOCIATE... 151 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:34,366 YES?WELL, IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY... 152 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,760 NO, NO, I'M NOT TOO BUSY.IT'S OKAY. WE CAN-- 153 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:39,415 WE CAN...NO, NO, I'D LIKE TO MEET HIM. I HEAR HE'S VERY GOOD. 154 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,939 YEAH, HE'S A TERRIFIC CANDIDATE. 155 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:45,116 AND, DENNY, WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE HIM. 156 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,292 AND YOU'RE AFRAID I'LL SAY THE WRONG THING AND BLOW IT? 157 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,643 NO, IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S, UH... 158 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,732 IT'S, UH, WHAT, PAUL? WHAT? 159 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:55,736 WELL, WHAT IF HESAYS THE WRONG THING? 160 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,694 WE'RE AFRAID YOU'LL SHOOT HIM. 161 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,870 WE NEED THIS GUY, DENNY. 162 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:02,743 I'LL TAKE THE INTERVIEW.OH... 163 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:05,920 AND, PAUL, ON YOUR WAY OUT, WHEN YOU PASS THE RECEPTIONIST, 164 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,923 CHECK OUT THE NAME OF THE FIRM. 165 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,403 SEE WHOSE NAME COMES FIRST. 166 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,840 [scoffs] 167 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,766 SHIRLEY... 168 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,203 WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S SO RIDICULOUS 169 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,205 THAT I'M GONNA MARRY BRAD? 170 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:33,077 I DON'T.YES, YOU DO. 171 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,776 I SAW YOUR FACE. COME ON. 172 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:38,387 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN HONEST WITH ME.OH, THAT IS NOT TRUE. 173 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:41,521 IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY LIE--PLEASE? 174 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,743 WELL, WHY DOES MY OPINION EVEN MATTER? 175 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,397 BECAUSE IT DOES. 176 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,573 WELL, THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT THERE, 177 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,228 IF--IF YOU NEED THE APPROVAL OF OTHERS. 178 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,883 I DON'T NEED APPROVAL. I JUST WANTED... 179 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,493 I DON'T KNOW.ADVICE? 180 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,016 MAYBE, YEAH. 181 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,325 UH... 182 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,806 YOU--YOU DON'T LOVE HIM, 183 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,808 AT LEAST, NOT ENOUGH. 184 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,113 YOU'RE HAVING HIS BABY. 185 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:11,115 IT'S NO DOUBT THE PRACTICAL THING 186 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,943 TO MARRY HIM, 187 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,816 PERHAPS EVEN BETTER FOR THE BABY, 188 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,600 BUT, UM, Y-YOU DON'T LOVE HIM ENOUGH. 189 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,733 HOW DARE YOU? 190 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:22,692 WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS? 191 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:26,870 ♪♪♪ 192 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,350 MR. SHORE? 193 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:31,092 WE ALL SET?YES. 194 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:33,921 I DIDN'T CHALLENGE ZONING IN THE MOTION. 195 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,836 I ALLEGED NUISANCE.NUISANCE? 196 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,925 YES, IT'S MORE VIABLE. 197 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:40,362 IT'S A QUESTION OF FACT. IT WON'T GET KICKED. 198 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:43,017 OKAY.UH... 199 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,889 YOU DON'T SEEM FOCUSED, ALAN. 200 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,848 [chortles] I'M NOT! 201 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:50,111 I'M UP AGAINST A FRIEND WHO... 202 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:52,679 HE'S DOING WHAT YOU DO, I SUPPOSE. 203 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,159 HE'S TAKING ON A FALSE PERSONA, 204 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:57,858 WHICH MAKES HIM FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE, 205 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,947 BECAUSE IN HIS OWN SKIN...YEAH. 206 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,775 PART OF ME FEELS 207 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,299 THAT I'VE HELPED TO DESTROY THE REAL JERRY ESPENSON, 208 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:07,171 AND I FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT THAT.OKAY. 209 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:10,087 IN THE MEANTIME, YOU GOT A CASE TO DO. 210 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:13,047 YOU NEED TO GO WIN THIS, ALAN, FOR YOUR FRIEND, 211 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,266 FOR HER DAUGHTER, FOR JERRY. 212 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,703 FOR JERRY? HOW SO? 213 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,053 IF HE BEATS YOU AT FULL STRENGTH, FINE, 214 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:22,404 BUT IF HE SENSES YOU'RE IN THERE FEELING SORRY FOR HIM... 215 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:25,146 TAKE IT FROM ME, 216 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,148 THAT'S THE WORST. 217 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:29,759 SO I SHOULD GO IN THERE AND--KICK HIS ASS. 218 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,196 WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. 219 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,373 THE MOST HONORABLE THING I COULD DO WOULD BE TO-- 220 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,288 KICK HIS ASS. 221 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:42,554 ♪♪♪ 222 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,904 [woman] ALL RISE. 223 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,993 CASE NUMBER 77264-- 224 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:48,909 KAYE KENT vs. FLETCHER'S DEPARTMENT STORE. 225 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,304 OH, DEAR. 226 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,959 [Kaye] WHAT, "OH, DEAR"? 227 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,526 THIS MAY NOT BE THE IDEAL JUDGE. 228 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,746 SHE'D LIKE THESE DOLLS MORE THAN I DO. 229 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,357 YOUR HONOR, WE WOULD ASK THAT YOU DISMISS THIS COMPLAINT 230 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,359 ON THE FACE OF THE ALLEGATIONS, 231 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,970 NONE OF WHICH SUPPORT A VIABLE CAUSE OF ACTION. 232 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,625 MY CLIENT SELLS THESE DOLLS NATIONWIDE WITHOUT INCIDENT. 233 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,975 IS THERE SOMETHING UNIQUE 234 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,890 ABOUT THE PLAINTIFF'S PARTICULAR NEIGHBORHOOD? 235 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,805 BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I WOULD ASK 236 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,807 THAT YOUR HONOR RECUSE HERSELF. 237 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:20,636 THE JUDGE AND I ARE FRIENDS, JERRY.YES, ALAN, 238 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,420 AND THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE WOULD GRIND TO A HALT 239 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,859 IF WE RECUSE EVERY JURIST YOU'VE SLEPT WITH. 240 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,644 TELL YOU WHAT, HOW ABOUT WE GO WITH "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL"?I... 241 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,124 BECAUSE FOR ME, THE BRAGGING GETS OLD. 242 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:33,127 OH, DON'T WORRY, YOUR HONOR. HE SAID YOU WERE PHENOMENAL. 243 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,738 HE'S GOT YOU ON HIS TOP TEN LIST.EXCUSE ME! 244 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,131 THAT IS NOT TRUE! 245 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,089 I DIDN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING. HE'S COMPLETELY FABRICATING. 246 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,788 OH, OH, BECAUSE YOU SLEEP WITH SO MANY JUDGES, 247 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:45,966 HE MADE AN EDUCATED GUESS?NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I-- 248 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,316 YOUR HONOR, I DON'T DOUBT YOU CAN REMAIN IMPARTIAL, 249 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:51,319 DESPITE COUNSEL'S CLAIM THAT YOU EAT OUT OF THE PALM OF HIS-- 250 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,103 WAS IT THE RIGHT HAND?JERRY! 251 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,976 SORRY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STEP DOWN 252 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:59,588 IF YOU'RE AS OBSESSED AS HE SAYS.I WILL STAY RIGHT WHERE I AM. THANK YOU. 253 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,895 YOUR HONOR, MR. ESPENSON HAS REPRESENTED ME 254 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:05,202 IN A VERY FALSE LIGHT."KNEEPAD NELLIE"! 255 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,075 YOUR WORDS, ALAN. NOT RIGHT. STEP DOWN, YOUR HONOR! 256 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,991 MR. SHORE, CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS... 257 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,515 DID YOU SAY "KNEEPAD"?OR I WILL DISMISS YOUR MOTION RIGHT NOW. 258 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,213 SHE SEEMS UPSET. 259 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:24,352 ♪♪♪ 260 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:28,182 ♪♪♪ 261 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,314 IT'S A REAL HONOR TO MEET YOU. 262 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,881 I'M SURE IT IS.[chuckles] 263 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,797 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THINKING BACK WHEN I WAS A KID 264 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,973 STARTING OUT IN THE PRACTICE OF LAW. 265 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:40,063 IF I HAD MET SOMEONE LIKE ME, WOW. 266 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,369 YES, YES. 267 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,241 SO... 268 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,506 WHO DO YOU LIKE FOR PRESIDENT? 269 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,291 UM, WELL, UH... 270 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,250 I THINK I WOULD HAVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ALL OF THE CANDIDATES 271 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,948 BEFORE I COULD--YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 272 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:58,081 BUT IF YOU HAD TO VOTE TODAY, WHO DO YOU LIKE? 273 00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,388 THAT'S KIND OF A PERSONAL QUESTION, SIR.OH, COME ON. 274 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,912 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PUBLIC OFFICE. 275 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,827 WE KEEP OUR PUBLIC OPINIONS PERSONAL. 276 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,177 DOES THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU?WELL, WHO DO YOU LIKE? 277 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,659 JEB.I DON'T BELIEVE HE'S RUNNING, SIR. 278 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:13,009 OH, HE WILL. THE LAST 20 YEARS, 279 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,925 THERE'S BEEN TWO FAMILIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE-- 280 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,536 THE BUSHES AND THE CLINTONS-- AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. 281 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,582 WE LIKE OUR DYNASTIES HERE. 282 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,714 IT'S THE CLOSEST THING TO HAVING A KING, WHICH WE NEED, 283 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,848 IF WE WANT TO KEEP ATTACKING FOREIGN COUNTRIES 284 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,111 AGAINST THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. 285 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,765 TWO FAMILIES. THAT LEAVES HILLARY AND JEB. 286 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,202 AND IF IT'S HILLARY, YOU DON'T WORK HERE, BUB. 287 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:35,423 WELL, IF WORKING HERE IS CONDITIONED ON ALIGNING MYSELF 288 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,078 WITH EITHER A CANDIDATE OR A POLITICAL PARTY, 289 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,949 THEN I DON'T WANT TO WORK HERE. 290 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:44,127 ATTABOY! I LIKE A MAN WHO PUTS HIMSELF OUT ON A LIMB 291 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,781 TO AVOID ANSWERING A QUESTION. 292 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,914 OF COURSE, THAT MAKES YOU A DEMOCRAT. 293 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,046 YOU DRINK? 294 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:53,876 WE LIKE TO DRINK AROUND HERE. 295 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,183 I'M NOT A PRUDE. I'M REALLY NOT. 296 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,663 [chuckles] YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. I'M S... 297 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,710 PLEASE CONTINUE. 298 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,234 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU'VE BEEN WITH HER? 299 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,889 YOUR HONOR, THAT'S REALLY IRRELEVANT. 300 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,674 I FIND IT EASIER TO KEEP TRACK OF THE GIRLS 301 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:13,765 HE HASN'TBEEN WITH.DO YOU MIND? 302 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,681 MS. KENT, PLEASE CONTINUE. 303 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:20,468 IT'S JUST THESE DOLLS ARE SO OVERTLY SEXUAL. 304 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,817 TO MARKET THEM TO CHILDREN? 305 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,342 THAT ONE IS ACTUALLY WEARING A LACE THONG. 306 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,130 BUT, MS. KENT, YOU MUST ADMIT, 307 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,176 THIS WOULD PRESENT QUITE A SLIPPERY SLOPE. 308 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,657 THERE ARE MANY PRODUCTS IN TODAY'S SOCIETY, 309 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,834 BE THEY MUSIC, CLOTHING, VIDEOS, 310 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,663 THAT ARE MUCH MORE OVERTLY SEXUAL. 311 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,144 MOST OF THOSE ARE AIMED AT TEENAGERS. 312 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,798 THESE DOLLS ARE MORE FOR GIRLS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 313 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,671 READ WHAT'S ON THE BOX. "SHE KNOWS HOW TO FLAUNT IT"? 314 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,674 THEY'RE PROSTI-TOTS, AND THEY'RE SELLING THEM IN A TOY STORE. 315 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,155 IN YOUR DEPOSITION, YOU STATED 316 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:58,027 THAT YOUR DAUGHTER WATCHED THE KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS. 317 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,376 YES. 318 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,857 I SEE THEY NOMINATED EMINEM. FUNNY. 319 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,772 HIS CDs ARE LABELED "PARENTAL ADVISORY: 320 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,774 LYRICS NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS." 321 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,211 I DON'T LET HER LISTEN TO OR WATCH EMINEM. 322 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:11,084 OH, JUST THE CHANNELS THAT GLORIFY HIS LYRICS? 323 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,608 OBJECTION. COUNSEL IS PUTTING LYRICS IN MY CLIENT'S MOUTH. 324 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,393 GOOD ONE, AL! I SEE YOU WEAR CLOTHES 325 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,178 BY ABERNATHY AND CROTCH, OR WHATEVER THAT'S CALLED. 326 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,702 I ASSUME YOU MEAN--YOUR DAUGHTER EVER GO IN THE STORE WITH YOU 327 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,791 WHEN YOU SHOP THERE?SHE HAS. 328 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,358 SHE SEE THE T-SHIRTS MADE FOR 10 YEAR OLDS 329 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,577 WITH "EYE CANDY" WRITTEN ON THE FRONT? 330 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,884 OR THE OTHER T-SHIRT THAT SAYS, 331 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,886 "WHO NEEDS BRAINS WHEN I GOT THESE?" 332 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,106 I WOULD NOT LET HER WEAR THAT. 333 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,717 HOW ABOUT ALL THE SEX ON TELEVISION?I DON'T LIKE IT. 334 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,198 I READ WHERE MUSIC VIDEOS NOW CONTAIN 335 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,852 93 SEXUAL SITUATIONS PER HOUR. 336 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,854 YOUR DAUGHTER EVER WATCH MUSIC VIDEOS? 337 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,770 SOMETIMES. I TRY TO MONITOR WHAT SHE WATCHES, BUT-- 338 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,643 BUT NOT WHAT SHE PLAYS WITH. GOT IT. 339 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,732 SO I TAKE IT YOU DON'T HAVE "GRAND THEFT AUTO," 340 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,821 THAT VIDEO GAME WHERE THEY HAD THE PLAYERS 341 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,432 SIMULATE SEX ACTS WITH PROSTITUTES?WE DO NOTHAVE THAT GAME. 342 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,781 BUT THEY SOLD IT AT FLETCHER'S. 343 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,914 WHY NOT SUE FOR THAT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?OBJECTION! 344 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:03,092 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?YOU, JERRY, YOU, YOUR WHOLE DEMEANOR. 345 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,834 YOUR HONOR, IN THE ABSENCE OF A CASE, 346 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,750 HE'S ATTACKING THE WITNESS PERSONALLY.OBJECTION OVERRULED. 347 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:12,841 YOU EVER WATCH THAT SHOW ABOUT THE HORNY HOUSEWIVES? 348 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,800 A LOT OF SEX THERE, I TELL YA. 349 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,890 I WATCH IT, BUT I WOULDN'T LET MY 6 YEAR OLD WATCH. 350 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,718 SHE MIGHT LIKE IT. 351 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,243 IT'S ONE OF THE TOP 20 SHOWS WITH CHILDREN AGE 2 TO 11. 352 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,941 I CAN'T BELIEVE A MOTHER HASN'T SUED FOR THAT. 353 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,813 YOUR HONOR, THIS MOCKING TONE IS ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE.OOH, SORRY. 354 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,902 I'LL GO INTO REHAB. 355 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,514 DID YOU EVER TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO A PSYCHOLOGIST 356 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,820 AFTER SHE PLAYED WITH THESE DOLLS?NO. 357 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:39,650 SO SHE REALLY HASN'T BEEN THAT HARMED, IN YOUR OPINION?I CAN ONLY HOPE NOT. 358 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,304 THANKS MUCH. 359 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,922 YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO CALL AN EXPERT WITNESS 360 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,664 TO TESTIFY AS TO HOW THE PROLIFERATION 361 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,579 OF SEXUAL CONTENT IN THE MARKETPLACE 362 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:59,279 IS HAVING AN ADVERSE EFFECT--SPECULATION. AL, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT. 363 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,845 SUSTAINED. 364 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,979 CERTAINLY I'M ALLOWED TO EXPLORE THE NEGATIVE IMPACT--NO! 365 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,894 YOUR CLIENT JUST TESTIFIED THAT SHE DOESN'T THINK 366 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,809 HER DAUGHTER WAS ACTUALLY HARMED. 367 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,942 ONLY BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ABLE TO FEND OFF THE ASSAULT SO FAR, 368 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,293 BUT IF THINGS START GETTING WORSE... 369 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,817 THIS IS NOT MOOT COURT, MS. KENT. 370 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:19,081 YOUR HONOR, MAY I SEE YOU IN CHAMBERS?HERE WE GO. 371 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,649 HE TOLD ME HE'D PLAY THIS CARD!JERRY! 372 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,739 [snickers] 373 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,697 YOUR HONOR, CHAMBERS. 374 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:29,744 IT'LL BE AT YOUR OWN RISK, MR. SHORE. 375 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,616 LET'S GO. 376 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,665 JERRY, WATCH OUT. YOU JUST MIGHT WIN THIS CASE. 377 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,797 DON'T HAVE IT BE BECAUSE YOU'VE TURNED INTO 378 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,712 THIS TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON. 379 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,150 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 380 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,326 YOU WANT TO CALL ME 381 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,718 THE BUMBLING GUY WITH ASPERGER'S AGAIN? 382 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,807 BRING IT ON, AL! 383 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:53,811 ♪♪♪ 384 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:57,772 OKAY, FIRST, I NEVER SAID TO OPPOSING COUNSEL 385 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,122 ANYOF THE THINGS HE ATTRIBUTED.HOW'D HE KNOW THEN? 386 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,951 I INDICATED IN COURT-- NO, NO, NO, NO. 387 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,866 YOU SAID WE WERE FRIENDS. 388 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,173 WELL, HE JUST... 389 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,739 MADE AN EDUCATED GUESS? 390 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:13,744 HOW MANY JUDGES HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH, ALAN? 391 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,790 SOMETHING TELLS ME 392 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,227 I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO PROVIDE 393 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,142 ANYSATISFACTORY RESPONSE HERE. 394 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,666 MAYBE HIS GUESS WENT TO YOURSEXUAL ESPRIT. 395 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,972 THAT WOULD... 396 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,540 DEFINITELY NOT BE THE RIGHT RESPONSE. 397 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:29,325 PERHAPS WE SHOULD ASK A DIFFERENT QUESTION. 398 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,893 WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL? 399 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,068 WHAT? 400 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,375 WELL, AFTER WE MADE LOVE RIGHT HERE, 401 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,680 WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL? 402 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:39,727 WAS I JUST A HIT-AND-RUN NUMBER TO YOU? 403 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,859 SUDDENLY IT SMELLS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. 404 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:45,950 [chuckles] WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL? 405 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,778 WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD ASK WHY DIDN'T YOUCALL? 406 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,389 YOU COULD, 407 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,870 AND MY ANSWER WOULD BE, I DID, TWICE. 408 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,090 BOTH WENT UNRETURNED. 409 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,919 OH. 410 00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,399 MM. 411 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,358 YOUR HONOR, ONE WOULD HOPE THAT YOU WOULDN'T LET 412 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,534 YOUR PERSONAL DISCOMFITURE WITH ME 413 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,233 AFFECT YOUR PROFESSIONAL OBJECTIVITY. 414 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,757 ONE WOULD HOPE. 415 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,803 THIS IS NOT GOING WELL AT ALL. 416 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:20,681 ♪♪♪ 417 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,162 ♪♪♪ 418 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:29,429 I ASSURE YOU, WE DON'T ALLLIKE TO DRINK. 419 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,300 NOR ARE WE ALL REPUBLICANS. 420 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,868 LOOK, I AM NOT OFFERING THIS AS A FORM OF COMPLAINT, 421 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,652 SO MUCH AS, WELL, 422 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,654 I'M RESIGNING MYSELF TO THE FACT 423 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,787 THAT DENNY CRANE DID NOT LIKE ME. 424 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,442 EVEN IF THAT WERE TRUE, 425 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,227 WHICH I DOUBT, WE ARE NOT AN AUTOCRACY HERE, 426 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,056 NOTWITHSTANDING DENNY'S GREAT AFFECTION FOR KINGS. 427 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,580 SOMEBODY'S TALKING ABOUT ME? MY BACK WAS ITCHING. 428 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:53,670 DENNY, MR. GIVENS IS UNDER THE IMPRESSION 429 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,977 THAT HIS INTERVIEW WITH YOU DIDN'T GO WELL. 430 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,718 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. THE MAN'S A KEEPER. 431 00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,808 SMART, GOOD-LOOKING, 432 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,593 ARTICULATE. 433 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,029 I LIKE HIM. 434 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,815 THERE YOU GO.UH, MAY I ASK, 435 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:11,558 WHEN YOU SAY "ARTICULATE," I WOULD IMAGINE 436 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:15,823 ALMOST EVERYONE WHO COMES OUT OF LAW SCHOOL IS ARTICULATE. 437 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:19,000 YEAH, BUT, UM, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 438 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,916 I DON'T, ACTUALLY. 439 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,309 WELL... 440 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:26,050 I-I MEAN IT LIKE, UH, JOE BIDEN MEANT IT, 441 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,618 THE WAY THEY MEAN IT WHEN THEY SAY, 442 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,926 UH, "CONDI RICE IS SO ARTICULATE." 443 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,754 THAT WAY. 444 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,799 BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 445 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,888 YOU DON'T SOUND BLACK. 446 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:41,414 ♪♪♪ 447 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:49,073 TO SAY WE ARE TRYING TO INFLUENCE OUR CULTURE... 448 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,684 [chuckles] IT'S RIDICULOUS, 449 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,295 AND WOULD NOT MAKE GOOD BUSINESS SENSE, BY THE WAY. 450 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,645 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE DOLLS? 451 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,779 WE ARE RECOGNIZING A MARKET AND TRYING TO COMPETE IN IT. 452 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,911 NOT ALL KIDS WANT TO PLAY WITH BARBIES ANYMORE. 453 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,696 GIRLS ARE BECOMING MORE SOPHISTICATED. 454 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,916 THEY WANT TO BE MORE LIKE THEIR GROWN-UP SISTERS 455 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,744 OR THE CHARACTERS THEY WATCH ON TELEVISION. 456 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,746 TEENAGERS WHO WEAR MAKEUP, LOW-CUT JEANS 457 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,314 AND YES, CROPPED MINISKIRTS-- 458 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,578 THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE BEING EXPOSED TO BY THE MEDIA, 459 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,233 INCLUDINGON KID'S PROGRAMMING, 460 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,670 AND THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE NOW LOOKING FOR WITH THEIR DOLLS. 461 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,193 THEY MIGHT WANT BEER, TOO. 462 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,761 IT DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD SELL IT TO THEM.[chuckles] 463 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,850 THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST SELLING ALCOHOL. 464 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,026 THERE IS NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT OUR DOLLS. 465 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,768 THERE'S A MARKETING TERM CALLED AGE COMPRESSION. 466 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,771 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH IT, SIR?YES, IT'S A STRATEGY. WE ALL USE IT. 467 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,947 IT ALLOWS OUR YOUNGER BUYERS 468 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,689 TO EXPLORE THEIR MORE GROWN-UP INTERESTS. 469 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,083 YOU MEAN YOU PUSH ADULT PRODUCTS ON CHILDREN?OBJECTION! 470 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:44,999 HE USES "PUSH" TO MAKE US SOUND LIKE DRUG DEALERS! 471 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,567 HE'S A TRICKY LITTLE DEVIL. 472 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,831 MR. ESPENSON, PLEASE SIT DOWN. 473 00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:57,228 SOMETIMES IT IS LIKE DRUG DEALING, 474 00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,405 ISN'T IT, MR. COSTELLO? 475 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,494 LIKE THOSE ENERGY DRINKS WHICH CONTAIN 476 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,496 MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CAFFEINE AIMED AT KIDS-- 477 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,672 WE DO NOT SELL THOSE PRODUCTS. 478 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,761 NO, YOU SELL THE LITTLE HOOKER DOLLS.OBJECTION! 479 00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,023 SUSTAINED. 480 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:11,852 THOUGH YOU MAY NOT WANT TO RECOGNIZE IT, MR. SHORE, 481 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,941 CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY GIRLS, ARE ABANDONING 482 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:16,291 THEIR TRADITIONAL TOYS AT AN EARLIER AGE, 483 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,467 WHILE MANY OF THEM ARE RUNNING AROUND 484 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,643 WITH CELL PHONES AND iPods. 485 00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,863 WE MUST KEEP UP WITH THEIR GROWING SOPHISTICATION. 486 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,821 WITH THE LITTLE HOOKER DOLLS? 487 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,432 OBJECTION, SLEAZY! 488 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:28,216 COME ON, AL, BUDDY! 489 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,871 ARE YOU AWARE OF STUDIES, SIR, 490 00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:32,873 LINKING THE SEXUALIZATION OF MINORS 491 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,658 WITH EATING DISORDERS, LOW SELF-ESTEEM, 492 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:38,400 DEPRESSION?THERE HAVE BEEN NO STUDIES SPECIFICALLY LINKING 493 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,620 THESE DOLLS WITH ANY OF THOSE DISORDERS, 494 00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:42,665 BUT HEY, DON'T LET THE FACTS GET IN YOUR WAY, BUD. 495 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:45,189 YOUR HONOR...SLEAZY AL! 496 00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:47,670 GOTTA LOVE HIM! 497 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:51,065 ♪♪♪ 498 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:54,982 [mutters] 499 00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,987 WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW? 500 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:04,295 HE DOESN'T SOUNDBLACK?WELL, HE DOESN'T, NOT TO ME. DOES HE TO YOU? 501 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,167 DENNY, YOU TRULYARE NOT AWARE 502 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,691 OF WHAT A RACIST STATEMENT THAT IS?OH, PLEASE. 503 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:11,215 BUSH AND BIDEN SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT OBAMA. 504 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:13,609 NOT LIKE THAT THEY DIDN'T!DID, TOO. 505 00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:15,742 THEY SAID "ARTICULATE," 506 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:19,136 AND, UH, B-BIDEN SAID HIS HYGIENE LOOKED GOOD. 507 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:22,792 DENNY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SOUNDING BLACK. 508 00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:25,665 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 509 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,145 CERTAINLY YOU DON'T THINK ALL BLACK PEOPLE SOUND ALIKE.WELL, OF COURSE NOT. 510 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:31,061 THE ANCHORS ON THE NEWS DON'T SOUND BLACK AT ALL, 511 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:35,022 AND THE BLACK WEATHERMEN SOUND WHITER THAN ME. 512 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,026 IT'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT 513 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:41,463 TO SAY SOMEBODY SOUNDS BLACK. 514 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,683 ALL RIGHT, THEN AFRICAN-AMERICAN.NO! 515 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:44,945 JESSE JACKSON-ISH?NO! 516 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:48,514 WELL, THEN HOW? WHAT--WHAT DO YOU SAY? 517 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:51,952 IF A PERSON SOUNDS BLACK, WHAT'S THE RIGHT WAY TO SAY IT? 518 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,867 URBAN. 519 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,260 WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LIVE IN CITIES? 520 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,610 LOOK... 521 00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:02,092 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SOUNDING BLACK. 522 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:05,226 DENNY, THE POINT IS, 523 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:07,750 WHILE THERE MAY BE CERTAIN DIALECTS 524 00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:10,100 THAT ARE CONSISTENT 525 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:15,758 WITH AFRICAN-AMERICAN VERNACULAR... [sighs] 526 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,413 YOU JUST CANNOT JUDGE A MAN'S SKIN COLOR 527 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,415 BY THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE. 528 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,157 IS THIS A JOKE?[Shirley] NO, IT IS NOT. 529 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,029 YOU HAVE COMMITTED AN EGREGIOUS OFFENSE HERE. 530 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,379 ALL RIGHT, LET ME... LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 531 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:31,774 SAY YOU GET KIDNAPPED, AND I GET A RANSOM CALL 532 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,776 FROM A MAN WHO, TO ME, SOUNDS BLACK. 533 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,779 AND THE COP SAYS, "WHAT DID HE SOUND LIKE?" 534 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,912 I SHOULD JUST SAY "MALE" 535 00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:41,218 OR "I DON'T KNOW, 536 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:43,830 BUT NOT NECESSARILY BLACK"? 537 00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:51,794 ♪♪♪ 538 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:56,712 ♪♪♪ 539 00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,148 AUTHORITIES HAVE ARRESTED A SUSPECT 540 00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,368 IN A BROOKLINE SHOOTING THAT LEFT A LOCAL MAN 541 00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,370 IN SERIOUS CONDITION SUNDAY MORNING. 542 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:04,764 HE'S KICKING MY ASS AGAIN.WHO? 543 00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:06,766 JERRY. 544 00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:09,638 AND THIS TIME I'M NOT SURE HOW TO UNRAVEL HIM. 545 00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:12,119 HE ACTUALLY SEEMS TO HAVE MY NUMBER. 546 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,077 I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT ONE OF THOSE DOLLS. 547 00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:16,384 I PITCHED A TENT RIGHT IN MY BED. 548 00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:18,865 IT WAS LOVELY.I HATE LOSING. IT REALLY MAKES ME GRUMPY. 549 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,954 MEANWHILE, IT SEEMS THE LAW FIRM 550 00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:24,348 OF CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT WANTS ITS BLACK ATTORNEYS 551 00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:26,176 TO SOUND WHITE. 552 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,917 ACCORDING TO KEVIN GIVENS, 553 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:30,659 A LAW SCHOOL CANDIDATE WHO INTERVIEWED AT THE FIRM, 554 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:33,009 DENNY CRANE HIMSELF BROKE THE NEWS TO HIM. 555 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,707 HE ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTED ME 556 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:37,057 SAYING, "YOU DON'T SOUND BLACK." AAH! 557 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,756 EVERY STATION HAS RUN WITH IT. 558 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,890 WE NEED TO RESPOND TO THIS, SHIRLEY. 559 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:47,807 I TAKE IT YOU'VE SEEN THE NEWS. 560 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,461 YES, MARSHALL.THIS IS THE LAST STRAW. HE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED. 561 00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:53,813 WE'VE SCHEDULED AN EMERGENCY MEETING 562 00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:56,903 OF THE ADMINISTRATIVE PARTNERS FOR 12:00. 563 00:25:56,946 --> 00:26:00,036 I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN SAVE HIM THIS TIME. 564 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,822 LET'S CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE. 565 00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:04,824 WHAT? 566 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:07,130 LIKE YOU SAY, WE NEED TO RESPOND. 567 00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,611 LET'S CALL A NEWS CONFERENCE. 568 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:13,006 ♪♪♪ 569 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:16,749 WE ALL KNOW SEX SELLS IN THIS COUNTRY, 570 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,621 BE IT IN MAGAZINES, MOVIES, TELEVISION, 571 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:23,277 WITH THE EXCEPTION, OF COURSE, BEING FAMILY-ORIENTED FARE 572 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,932 LIKE THE SUPER BOWL, WHERE I GUESS NUDITY HAS NO PLACE 573 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:28,499 AMONGST THE MUD-WRESTLING BEER COMMERCIALS 574 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:30,414 OR THE ADS FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. 575 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,374 BUT ASIDE FROM THAT, WE AS A NATION 576 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,506 HEARTILY EMBRACE SEX AND ALL THINGS SEXUAL 577 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,857 AS A VERY EFFECTIVE MEANS TO AN END. 578 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,207 AND SOMETIMES THE END IS TO SELL A TRUCK. 579 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,688 SOMETIMES IT'S TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT 580 00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,473 OR TO GET YOU TO BUY A TICKET OR TO JUST TUNE IN, 581 00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:47,823 BUT IN THE END, WE AS A NATION ARE OBSESSED WITH SEX. 582 00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:51,087 THERE'S EITHER TOO MUCH OF IT, OR WE SIMPLY CAN'T GET ENOUGH. 583 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:54,525 AND PERSONALLY, WELL, YOUR HONOR KNOWS I'M A FAN. 584 00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:57,267 EVEN WHEN I WATCH THE NEWS, THE MORE SORDID, THE BETTER. 585 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,879 SEX TRIANGLES IN SPACE, ANNA NICOLE... 586 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:01,881 NEVER MIND A LITTLE WAR IN IRAQ. 587 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,535 WE WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FATHER OF THAT WOMAN'S CHILD IS. 588 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,451 AFTER ALL, SHE POSED NAKED IN "PLAYBOY." 589 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,279 MR. SHORE, THE CASE AT HAND, PLEASE. 590 00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:10,759 THE CASE AT HAND. 591 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:14,284 WHAT MAKES THISCASE DIFFERENT, YOUR HONOR, 592 00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:16,199 IS THAT WITH THESE LITTLE PROSTI-TOTS, 593 00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:17,897 THEY'RE CELEBRATING PROMISCUITY, 594 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,203 DECLARING IT'S NEAT TO BE A TRAMPY LITTLE SLUT, 595 00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,858 BUT THEY'RE SAYING IT TO KIDS, CHILDREN. 596 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:26,253 MY CLIENT'S DAUGHTER IS 6 YEARS OLD. 597 00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:28,342 SHE'S THEIR TARGETED CONSUMER, 598 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,474 AND FOR A STORE OR MANUFACTURER 599 00:27:30,518 --> 00:27:32,868 TO LAY IT OFF ON, "GEE, IT'S TODAY'S CULTURE," 600 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:36,480 IS AS IRRESPONSIBLE AS IT IS OBSCENE. 601 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,918 OUR COUNTRY MAY HAVE DEGENERATED TO THE POINT 602 00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:41,311 WHERE PEOPLE LIKE PARIS HILTON CAN MAKE CELEBRITIES 603 00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,705 OF THEMSELVES BY HAVING RATHER PEDESTRIAN 604 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:46,360 AND I MUST SAY, LACKLUSTER INTERCOURSE ON THE INTERNET, 605 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,362 OR BRITNEY SPEARS AND LINDSAY LOHAN 606 00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:51,278 MAY FUEL THEIR FAME WITH FINELY WAXED CROTCH SHOTS 607 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:55,499 AND RANDOM BEHAVIOR THAT'S WORTHY OF, WELL, DRUG ADDICTS, 608 00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:57,501 BUT WHEN OUR CULTURE REWARDS THEM FOR IT, 609 00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,591 OR MORE IMPORTANTLY, UH, WHEN AGE COMPRESSION MARKETING 610 00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:03,246 PUSHES THIS WHOLE "LET'S BE A WHORE" IDEA 611 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:06,597 ON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN, CULTURE NEEDS AN ADJUSTMENT. 612 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:09,818 BUT UNTIL THEN, LUCKY FOR LINDSAY AND BRITNEY, 613 00:28:09,862 --> 00:28:11,951 THEY HAVE YOU.I LOVE YOUR GLIBNESS, JERRY. 614 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,430 KEEP IT UP. 615 00:28:13,474 --> 00:28:16,346 PERHAPS YOU CAN TRULY DISTRACT THE JUDGE FROM THE FACT 616 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,957 THAT WHEN FOURTH GRADERS FEEL PRESSURED 617 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,221 TO WEAR BELLY-SKIMMING SHIRTS AND LOW-RIDING JEANS, 618 00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:24,528 IT'S OFTEN THE FIRST STEP IN A DEPRESSING CYCLE 619 00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:27,575 OF PREADOLESCENT AND TEENAGE DYSFUNCTION THAT CAN COMPROMISE 620 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,751 BOTH THEIR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH, 621 00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:32,928 BUT WHAT THE HELL? THE DOLLS SELL. 622 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,980 MM... 623 00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,808 [clears throat] 624 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:10,792 [normal voice] I THINK THESE DOLLS ARE DESPICABLE. 625 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:15,057 BUT DRAWING THE LINE HERE WOULD STRIKE ME AS ARBITRARY. 626 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,885 I MEAN, WHAT'S NEW? 627 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:18,887 25 YEARS AGO MADONNA RODE 628 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:21,934 HER SEXUAL, RAUNCHY PROMISCUITY TO ICONIC STATUS. 629 00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:25,241 THE COUNTRY AND, I BELIEVE, FEMINISM CELEBRATED HER. 630 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:28,897 PARIS HILTON MIGHT HAVE INTERCOURSE ON THE INTERNET, 631 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:31,682 BUT OUR MOST PROMINENT ACTRESSES ROUTINELY SIMULATE SEX ACTS 632 00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:34,120 ON 70 MILLIMETER AT A THEATER NEAR YOU. 633 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:37,427 SOMETIMES THEY GET OSCARS FOR IT. 634 00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:40,126 I SUPPOSE YOU COULD 635 00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:42,215 DRAW THE LINE WITH THESE DOLLS, 636 00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:46,393 BUT... HOW ABOUT THE CLOTHING STORES 637 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:49,875 THAT SELL SWEATPANTS WITH "JUICY" ON THE BUTTS? 638 00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:52,965 WHAT ABOUT THE T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "DO ME"? 639 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:55,402 WHAT ABOUT THE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MUSIC VIDEOS 640 00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,839 AND TELEVISION SHOWS THAT TARGET THE TWEENS? 641 00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,754 AND IF WE REALLYWANT TO CRACK DOWN 642 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,104 ON THE SEXUALIZATION OF OUR MINORS, 643 00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:05,151 WE MIGHT CONSIDER THEIR ROLE MODELS-- 644 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,022 OUR FEMALE CEOs AND LAWYERS AND DOCTORS, 645 00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:09,895 WOMEN OF REAL POWER WHO ROUTINELY GET BOOB JOBS 646 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:12,114 JUST TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. 647 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:15,074 AND WHAT ABOUT THE MOTHERS, MANY OF WHOM WEAR 648 00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:17,293 THE LOW-CUT JEANS AND THE MIDRIFFS--HOW DARE HE? 649 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,122 [sighs] 650 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,777 ARE YOU A PARENT, MR. ESPENSON? 651 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,518 NO, YOUR HONOR. 652 00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:27,913 IT IS MY MOST PROFOUND HOPE THAT ONE DAY I SHALL BE. 653 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:31,742 DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WOULD STAND BEFORE ME 654 00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:33,744 AS A FATHER OF A YOUNG GIRL 655 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:37,879 AND SAY THAT THESE DOLLS DON'T TROUBLE YOU? 656 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:40,882 NO. THEY BOTHER ME NOW. 657 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,753 BUT IT'S NOTHING NEW. 658 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:45,278 WE'RE ALWAYS GONNA WORRY ABOUT OUR KIDS, 659 00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:47,584 THINKING IN TODAY'S WORLD THEY'VE GOT NO CHANCE, 660 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:50,065 BUT THE REALITY IS, YOUR HONOR, 661 00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:51,719 RATES OF TEENAGE DRINKING, SMOKING 662 00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:54,156 AND DRUG USE ARE DECLINING. 663 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,376 TEEN PREGNANCY RATES ARE DOWN 35% FROM 1990. 664 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:58,726 MANY TEENS ARE ABSTAINING FROM SEX, 665 00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:00,902 AND MOST SEE BRITNEY SPEARS AND LINDSAY LOHAN 666 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:03,165 FOR EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE. 667 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,820 YOUNG WOMEN NOW EARN 57% OF ALL BACHELOR'S DEGREES, 668 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,170 59% OF ALL MASTER'S DEGREES. 669 00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:10,520 CONGRESS HAS 90 FEMALE MEMBERS, 670 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:12,696 INCLUDING THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. 671 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:15,438 I DON'T THINK WE'RE DOOMED JUST YET. 672 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,440 AND SHOULD DOOM EVER COME, 673 00:31:17,484 --> 00:31:20,879 I DOUBT VERY MUCH IT WILL BE BROUGHT ABOUT BY A DOLL. 674 00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:26,275 ♪♪♪ 675 00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:33,413 [makes purring sound] 676 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:36,590 ♪♪♪ 677 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:40,942 SHIRLEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 678 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:43,553 WHAT ARE ALL THE MANAGING PARTNERS DOING IN THERE? 679 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:45,512 WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A MEETING. 680 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,993 WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED?BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 681 00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:50,169 BUT I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THERE, 682 00:31:50,212 --> 00:31:52,171 AND DON'T TELL ME THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE ME. 683 00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:55,783 I'M A NAME PARTNER.IT VERY MUCH INVOLVES YOU, DENNY, AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 684 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,659 ALL RIGHT, WHAT? 685 00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:04,574 SHIRLEY, IT'S TIME. 686 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:06,750 THIS WILL BE A MEDIA STORM WE WON'T WEATHER. 687 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:09,536 I'M MEETING WITH THE PRESS THIS AFTERNOON.IT CAN'T WAIT. 688 00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:11,712 DENNY NEEDS TO BE REMOVED NOW OR-- 689 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,193 ALL IN FAVOR OF DENNY BEING REMOVED SAY "AYE." 690 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:17,022 SHOW OF HANDS. 691 00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:21,026 THE NAYS HAVE IT. 692 00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:30,470 ♪♪♪ 693 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:33,952 ♪♪♪ 694 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:47,139 WHAT THE... 695 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:53,710 HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?HAS IT STARTED? 696 00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:56,713 NO, BUT IT'S A CIRCUS. 697 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:59,325 BRAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?UH-OH. 698 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,849 UM, DO YOU THINK IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO GO OUT THERE? 699 00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:04,460 DENNY, UNLESS YOU HAVE A GOOD DISGUISE, 700 00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:07,115 I'M GOING TO GUESS NO.BUT THEY'LL BE TALKING ABOUT ME. 701 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:18,735 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?UM... 702 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,740 I HAVE OCCASIONED MYSELF TO ASK 703 00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:27,179 WHETHER I REALLY LOVE YOU, 704 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,616 UH, DEEPLY ENOUGH TO MARRY YOU. 705 00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:32,271 MORE SIMPLY PUT, WOULD I MARRY YOU 706 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:35,187 IF WE WEREN'T HAVING A CHILD TOGETHER? 707 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:38,886 PART OF IT MAY BE BECAUSE... 708 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:41,367 I HAVE A TENDENCY TO, UM, LOOK AT YOU 709 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:43,760 THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S EYES AND SEE YOU 710 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:46,241 AS THIS GIANT GOOF-HEAD. 711 00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:48,635 BUT WHEN I LOOK AT YOU 712 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:50,985 THROUGH MYEYES ONLY 713 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,900 AND MY HEART, 714 00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:55,903 I-I REALIZE... 715 00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:58,819 I DO LOVE YOU, QUITE DEEPLY, 716 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:01,387 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BE YOUR WIFE. 717 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:07,088 THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY. 718 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:10,657 THAT IS THE BEST THING THAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME 719 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,311 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, 720 00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:14,878 INCLUDING MY GUNNERY SERGEANT, 721 00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:18,534 ALL MY LITTLE LEAGUE COACHES, JUST-- 722 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:24,845 ♪♪♪ 723 00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:26,542 [crowd murmurs] 724 00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:28,196 [woman] OH, HERE SHE COMES, GUYS. 725 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,893 SHIRLEY, SHIRLEY, OVER HERE![woman] OVER HERE, PLEASE! 726 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:32,374 [man] MS. SCHMIDT! 727 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:35,812 [voices overlapping] 728 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:38,641 MY NAME IS SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. 729 00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:41,949 I'M A SENIOR PARTNER AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 730 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,733 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 731 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:47,302 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU'LL TURN OUT WHEN THERE'S HARD NEWS. 732 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:49,261 YESTERDAY MY PARTNER DENNY CRANE 733 00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:52,046 MADE SOME REGRETTABLE STATEMENTS, 734 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,701 THE MOST OFFENSIVE BEING 735 00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:56,746 WHEN HE TOLD AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN LAW STUDENT 736 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:58,661 THAT HE DIDN'T SOUND BLACK. 737 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,186 I KNOW DENNY CRANE. HE IS NOT A BIGOT. 738 00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:03,623 WHEN HE USED THE WORD "ARTICULATE," 739 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:06,582 AS I SUSPECT JOE BIDEN USED IT, 740 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:09,411 AS I SUSPECT OUR PRESIDENT USED IT, 741 00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:12,675 WHAT HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO CONVEY 742 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,938 WAS THAT HE THOUGHT MR. GIVENS WOULD PLAY WELL 743 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:17,376 WITH WHITE CORPORATE AMERICA. 744 00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:21,815 THE SIMPLE BUT UGLY TRUTH IS WE ALL LOOK FOR THAT. 745 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:24,948 PERHAPS UNCONSCIOUSLY, PERHAPS NOT, BUT WE DO. 746 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:27,908 WE HAVE A PRIMARILY WHITE CLIENT BASE. 747 00:35:27,951 --> 00:35:32,695 WE HIRE ASSOCIATES WE FEEL WILL BEST APPEAL TO THAT BASE. 748 00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:34,915 BEFORE YOUR POINT YOUR FINGER AT US, 749 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:37,396 I WOULD INVITE THE MEDIA TO LOOK AT ITS OWN INDUSTRY. 750 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:40,268 CONSIDER THE CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANCHORS. 751 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:43,880 DENNY CRANE'S STATEMENT SPEAKS NOT TO HIS OWN RACISM, 752 00:35:43,924 --> 00:35:46,666 BUT TO A MUCH MORE INSIDIOUS ONE 753 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:48,929 THAT EXISTS IN A WHITE-COLLAR SOCIETY 754 00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:52,715 THAT PREFERS TO TAKE ITS BLACKS AS IT TAKES ITS COFFEE-- 755 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:55,718 WITH A LITTLE CREAM AND SUGAR. 756 00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,938 I'M NOT PROUD OF IT, 757 00:35:57,981 --> 00:36:00,245 BUT UNTIL WE CONFRONT THAT TRUTH, 758 00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:02,682 WE WILL NOT CHANGE IT. 759 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:05,250 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 760 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:08,427 ♪♪♪ 761 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:21,527 I HATE THE DOLLS, BUT DO THEY OFFEND THE SENSIBILITIES 762 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,703 OF OUR SOCIETY, 763 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:27,097 ONE THAT BROADCASTS REALITY SHOWS ABOUT TRADING WIVES, 764 00:36:27,141 --> 00:36:30,275 ONE WHERE THE AVERAGE CHILD HEARS ABOUT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION 765 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:33,495 BEFORE HE'S HEARD OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS? 766 00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,324 YOUR HONOR, THIS RULING IS NOT GOING AT ALL WELL SO FAR. 767 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:38,413 ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME 768 00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:40,285 THIS PREAMBLE IS A MISDIRECT 769 00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:42,765 TO ADD SUSPENSE TO YOUR ULTIMATE DECISION, 770 00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:44,637 WHICH I KNOW WILL BE MORE JUST. 771 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,465 YOU LOSE, COUNSEL. 772 00:36:46,508 --> 00:36:48,467 BUT I DO HOPE 773 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:51,252 YOU WON'T LET YOUR PROFESSIONAL DISCOMFITURE WITH ME 774 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:54,299 AFFECT YOUR PERSONAL FEELINGS.I'LL TRY NOT TO. 775 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:57,258 MOTION TO DISMISS GRANTED. [bangs gavel] 776 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:59,956 I'M SORRY, KAYE. 777 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,828 YOU KNEW THIS WAS MOST LIKELY A LOSER BUT-- 778 00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:04,091 YOU TRIED, AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT. 779 00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:05,658 IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, 780 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:08,182 CHILDREN ARE STILL MOST INFLUENCED BY THEIR PARENTS, 781 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,097 AND YOUR DAUGHTER SEEMS TO BE IN VERY GOOD HANDS THERE. 782 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,925 THANK YOU. 783 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,581 JERRY... 784 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:20,716 I MUST TELL YOU, 785 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,589 THAT MAN WITH THE WOODEN CIGARETTE 786 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:26,679 IN HIS MOUTH WAS... 787 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,724 BRILLIANT. 788 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:31,466 HE MIGHT ALIENATE A FEW JURIES ALONG THE WAY. 789 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:35,209 THE MAN WHO GAVE THE CLOSING, HOWEVER, 790 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,473 IS PERHAPS ONE OF THE FINEST LAWYERS 791 00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:41,302 I'VE EVER BEEN UP AGAINST. 792 00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:44,784 THANK YOU. 793 00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:46,960 AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 794 00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:49,615 THE MAN WHO GAVE THE CLOSING, 795 00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:53,532 I MISS HIM TERRIBLY. 796 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,231 IF YOU COULD SEE YOUR WAY PAST-- 797 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,537 OKAY. 798 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,626 JUST LIKE THAT? OKAY. 799 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,845 I MISS YOU, ALAN. 800 00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:06,022 ♪♪♪ 801 00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:17,904 SO HE TOOK YOU BACK? 802 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:20,907 I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE GOING OVER TO HIS PLACE 803 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:22,778 FOR A SLEEPOVER TONIGHT? 804 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:24,345 [chuckles] DENNY... 805 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,216 AND HE BEAT YOU? 806 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,740 HE DID. 807 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:31,221 WHAT'S THAT LIKE, TO LOSE? 808 00:38:31,265 --> 00:38:33,963 YOU ALMOST LOST IN A VERY BIG WAY TODAY, MY FRIEND. 809 00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:37,445 OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN SHIRLEY. 810 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:40,492 IF ANYBODY WONDERS HOW SHE GOT TO BE "SHIRLEY SCHMIDT," 811 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:43,582 THE EVIDENCE WAS ON FULL DISPLAY TODAY. 812 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:46,672 SHE WAS AS STRONG AND AS POWERFUL 813 00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:49,283 AND AS DIGNIFIED AS ANY WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN. 814 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,982 IT MADE ME WANT TO FLIP HER ON HER BACK AND HAVE SEX WITH HER. 815 00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:56,725 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A RACIST, DENNY? 816 00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:59,859 OH, NO, I... 817 00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,948 I DON'T KNOW. 818 00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:06,822 DO YOU THINK IT'S RACIST TO SAY A MAN SOUNDS BLACK? 819 00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:08,737 I THINK IT'S MORE OFFENSIVE 820 00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:10,609 TO SAY "STREET" OR "URBAN" 821 00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:12,828 WHEN THE INFERENCE IS YOU MEAN "BLACK." 822 00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:15,091 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 823 00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:17,790 WELL, BARACK OBAMA REFERRED TO THE BLACK SOUND 824 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,313 AS A BLACK IDIOM, 825 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:22,664 MORE LIKE JAZZ AND LESS LIKE A SET SCORE. 826 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,319 THEY LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT? 827 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,886 [chuckles] EVIDENTLY. 828 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,497 I MIGHT VOTE FOR HIM, YOU KNOW. 829 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,325 OBAMA? 830 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,632 ANYBODY IN AMERICAN CAN GROW UP TO BE PRESIDENT, 831 00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:34,894 THAT'S WHAT I SAY, 832 00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:36,765 EXCEPT HILLARY![chuckles] 833 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,332 SHE WINS, I PUKE. 834 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,639 BARACK OBAMA.YEAH, HANDSOME. 835 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:41,727 GREAT PHOTO OP. 836 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:44,120 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE STANDS FOR. 837 00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:45,948 BE A PERFECT PRESIDENT. 838 00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:48,168 HE SPEAKS PERFECT WHITE, AS WELL AS BLACK. 839 00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:49,952 YOU NEVER HEARD ME SAY THAT. 840 00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:53,652 WHAT ABOUT McCAIN?HE SPEAKS BUSH NOW. CAN'T WIN. 841 00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:55,697 OBAMA IS AGAINST THE WAR NOW, YOU KNOW. 842 00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:58,657 SO AM I. IT'S BORING. 843 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:01,181 I'M READY FOR A NEW WAR. TIME TO BLOW UP IRAN. 844 00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:02,965 WE GOT SADDAM. 845 00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:07,274 NOW WE'VE GOT TO GET, UH, AMINADOUCHEBAG. 846 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:09,232 AND THAT NUT JOB IN NORTH KOREA, 847 00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:11,017 THEY'VE BOTH GOT TO GO, 848 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:14,063 AND NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT WHITE.OKAY. 849 00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:18,720 DENNY, DOES IT BOTHER YOU AT ALL 850 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:19,895 THAT AMERICA IS SO HATED 851 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,810 BY THE REST OF THE WORLD THESE DAYS? 852 00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:24,900 WELL, OF COURSE IT DOES, ALAN. YOU JUST CAN'T PLEASE EVERYBODY. 853 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:27,686 BETTER TO JUST--BLOW THEM UP. 854 00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:29,818 EXACTLY, AND NOTBECAUSE THEY'RE NOT WHITE. 855 00:40:29,862 --> 00:40:32,691 NO. 856 00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:35,868 ♪♪♪ 857 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:45,051 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 858 00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:46,661 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... DENNY CRANE. 859 00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:48,794 I HAD H.I.V. I BEAT IT. 860 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,578 I'M A WALKING A.I.D.S. CURE. 861 00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:52,972 HOW CAN OUR FIRM HELP YOU?I NEED A TEAM TO NEGOTIATE 862 00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:54,364 BOOK DEALS, TV APPEARANCES. 863 00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:56,018 MAINLY, I SEE MYSELF RICH. 864 00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:59,761 YOUR CLIENT EXPELLED MY CLIENT FOR BEING SOCIALLY AWKWARD. 865 00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:02,329 CHEAP SHOT! YOU MADE IT PERSONAL AGAINST ME. 866 00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:04,766 YOU FAT BOY!I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED 867 00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:06,899 FOR POSSESSION OF A SCHEDULE I NARCOTIC. 868 00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:10,816 SHE HAD A 20-OUNCE BAG OF HALLUCINOGENS IN HER CHAMBERS.IT WAS TEA. 869 00:41:10,859 --> 00:41:13,340 DO YOU THINK IT'S RIGHT TO BE HITTING ON ME?IT FEELS RIGHT. 870 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:17,383 AND WHAT WOULD ALAN THINK?ALAN WHO?