1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,303 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,704 YOU'RE A LAWYER? I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL. 3 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:06,407 DID THE JUDGE KNOW YOU'VE NEVER PRACTICED BEFORE 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,310 WHEN HE ASSIGNED YOU THIS? CLARENCE, I THINK YOU DID AN EXCELLENT JOB. 5 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,612 WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S SO RIDICULOUS 6 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:14,315 THAT I'M GONNA MARRY BRAD? YOU DON'T LOVE HIM ENOUGH. 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,085 WHEN I LOOK AT YOU THROUGH MY EYES, I REALIZE I DO LOVE YOU, 8 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,154 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BE YOUR WIFE. BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I WOULD ASK THAT YOUR HONOR 9 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,723 RECUSE HERSELF. YES, ALAN. 10 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,659 AND THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE WOULD GRIND TO A HALT 11 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,996 IF WE RECUSE EVERY JURIST YOU'VE SLEPT WITH. (Alan) I'M READY TO BE DISCIPLINED NOW. 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,099 I'M GONNA HATE MYSELF IN THE MORNING. 13 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:36,670 *** 14 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,381 (clears throat) 15 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:50,718 I WANT TO SEE A NAME PARTNER, LIKE... 16 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,087 CRANE'S PROBABLY DEAD. 17 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,189 SCHMIDT'S SOME KIND OF MINORITY, SO, UH, POOLE. 18 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,758 I'LL TAKE POOLE. DENNY CRANE, STILL ALIVE. 19 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:01,061 I WAS TOLD YOUR FIRM IS THE BEST. I NEED THE BEST. 20 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,231 THAT WOULD BE ME. WHO ARE YOU? 21 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,732 SIMON GRIFFIN. DON'T WORRY. 22 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,501 THAT NAME WILL SOON BE EMBEDDED IN YOUR HEAD FOREVER, 23 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,237 LIKE JONAS SALK OR PARIS HILTON. CAN'T WAIT. 24 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:12,173 I HAD H.I.V. I BEAT IT. 25 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,175 I'M A WALKING A.I.D.S. CURE. 26 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,677 NOW I WANT TO CASH IN, HMM? 27 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,446 IS THIS FOR REAL? 28 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:21,081 I TESTED H.I.V. POSITIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2005 29 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:23,417 AND THEN ONCE A MONTH THE YEAR AFTER. 30 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,187 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO ACCEPT A DEATH SENTENCE. 31 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,522 I KEPT THINKING A MIRACLE WOULD HAPPEN. 32 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,824 AND THEN, THREE MONTHS AGO, IT DID. 33 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,827 I WENT NEGATIVE. YOU'VE HAD THAT RECHECKED? 34 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,796 EVERY OTHER WEEK SINCE. 35 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,231 DR. FREEMONT, MY INTERNIST, 36 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:40,434 JUST CONFIRMED I'M SPONTANEOUSLY CURED. 37 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,703 ACTUALLY, I'VE HEARD OF SPONTANEOUS CURES FOR CANCER, 38 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,539 BUT NEVER FOR H.I.V. WELL, YOU NEED TO KEEP UP. 39 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:48,209 I'M THE FIRST AMERICAN WHOSE BLOOD SEROCONVERTS 40 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,244 WITHOUT TREATMENT, NO MEDICATIONS, NOTHING. 41 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,146 THERE'S ONE OTHER GUY IN ENGLAND. 42 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:55,349 IN THE STATES, MY BODY IS THE FIRST TO FIGHT OFF H.I.V. 43 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:58,118 ASSUMING YOU CHECK OUT, HOW EXACTLY CAN OUR FIRM HELP YOU? 44 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,621 I NEED A TEAM TO NEGOTIATE BOOK DEALS, TV APPEARANCES, 45 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,191 NOT TO SOUND MATERIALISTIC. 46 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,193 NOT TO. 47 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:08,596 SHOULDN'T YOU BE LETTING DOCTORS EXAMINE YOU ON THE CHANCE THAT, 48 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:12,633 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HELP OTHERS? JUST A THOUGHT. I'LL GET TO THAT. 49 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,802 BUT HOW I SEE MYSELF IN THE BIG PICTURE 50 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,670 IS AS AN AMBASSADOR, 51 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,573 SOMEONE EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT AND PROBABLY DESIRES TO BE LIKE, 52 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,842 SOMEBODY WHO INSPIRES OTHERS. 53 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:27,248 MAINLY, I SEE MYSELF RICH. 54 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:33,587 *** 55 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,750 (Esthero's "Wikked Lil' Grrrls" playing) 56 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:03,917 (bell dings) 57 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,786 * WIKKED LIL' GRRRLS 58 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,322 * WITH CURVES AND KISSES AND PEARLY WHITES * 59 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:10,324 * YOU BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BOYS * 60 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,426 * AND LOCK 'EM UP TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT * 61 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,728 * YOU BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BOYS * 62 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,930 * AND LOCK 'EM UP TIGHT I'M HERE TO SEE ALAN SHORE. 63 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:21,269 OKAY, IS HE EXPECTING YOU? THEY NEVER EXPECT ME. THEY ALWAYS SEE ME. 64 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:24,438 I'M JUDGE GLORIA WELDON. MR. SHORE SHOULD BE IN ANY MOMENT. 65 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,173 WOULD YOU LIKE TO WAIT? 66 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,509 (elevator bell dings) THANK YOU. 67 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,846 YOUR HONOR! 68 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,182 IT WAS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU. 69 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,751 PLEASE... 70 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,322 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE AMAZONIAN PLANTS 71 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:45,826 PSYCHOTRIA VIRIDIS AND BANISTERIOPSIS CAAPI? 72 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:46,760 NO. 73 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,896 YOU BREW THE TWO TOGETHER, 74 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,699 AND YOU ARRIVE AT A TEA CALLED HOASCA. 75 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,435 THEY CALL IT "THE VINE OF THE SOUL." 76 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:57,204 YOU GET A 2-MINUTE PEAK FOLLOWED BY A 30-MINUTE BRAIN CRUISE. 77 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,472 ALSO ILLEGAL. 78 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,641 AFTER WORK, I IMBIBE 79 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,643 IN MY CHAMBERS, PRIVATELY. 80 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,379 LAST WEDNESDAY EVENING, WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE, 81 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,581 ONE OF MY CLERKS MANAGED TO HELP HIMSELF. 82 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,250 HE GOT HIGH AS A KITE, 83 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,986 DID A NAKED DANCE ON THE COURTHOUSE STEPS. 84 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:16,390 CAUGHT, SCARED, HE LED THE POLICE BACK TO ME. 85 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:19,693 I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR IMPORTATION 86 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:22,596 AND POSSESSION OF A SCHEDULE I NARCOTIC. THAT'S A BUZZ KILL. 87 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:27,267 I LOVE MY JOB, ALAN. I'M GOOD AT MY JOB. 88 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:30,003 YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE. ASSUMING I TAKE THE CASE. 89 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,872 YOU ALREADY TOOK THE CASE. SAYS WHO? 90 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:35,242 SAYS ME. I'M THE JUDGE. 91 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:42,683 *** 92 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:46,454 *** 93 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,823 ONCE WE MAKE A DEAL WITH A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY, 94 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,925 THEN I'LL HAVE THE RESOURCES TO LAUNCH MY NEW PERSONA 95 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,627 AS A SPOKESPERSON. 96 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,697 TALK SHOWS, REALITY SHOWS, UH, PHOTO OPS IN AFRICA, 97 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:57,998 A CONSTANT REMINDER 98 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,634 OF THE MESSAGE OF HOPE THAT I REPRESENT. 99 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,770 I'M WELLING UP. I CAN SEE YOU'RE CYNICAL. 100 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,905 WE'LL MAKE A GOOD TEAM. 101 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,440 (clears throat) 102 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,409 DR. FREEMONT? HELLO, SIMON. 103 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,777 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 104 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,812 WE KNOW EACH OTHER QUITE WELL, DON'T WE, SIMON? 105 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,647 WHO IS THIS MAN, SIMON? 106 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,949 MY INTERNIST. HAVE I GOT IT AGAIN? 107 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,419 NO, UH, THAT'S NOT IT. 108 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:22,022 OKAY, WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 109 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,024 MR. GRIFFIN IS TRYING TO SELL HIS BLOOD. 110 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,993 THAT CAN'T HAPPEN. WHY NOT? 111 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,295 BECAUSE I OWN IT. 112 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,030 YOU OWN MY BLOOD? 113 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,833 I APPLIED FOR A PATENT ON YOUR D.N.A., AND I GOT IT, 114 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:37,471 SO, YES, I OWN IT. 115 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:40,307 I GO TO NEWTON COLLEGE. IT'S AN EXCELLENT SCHOOL. 116 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,476 I HAVE NO ISSUE WITH THEM. 117 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:45,713 IT'S THE SORORITY I BELONG TO, OR USED TO, I SHOULD SAY, 118 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,848 GAMMA KAPPA TAU. IT'S A NATIONAL SORORITY, 119 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:50,384 AND RECENTLY, THE NATIONAL OFFICERS VISITED CAMPUS 120 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,386 AND CONDUCTED SOME SORT OF CAMPUS SURVEY. 121 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,321 IF I START TO TALK TOO FAST, JUST TELL ME. 122 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,924 I TEND TO SPEED UP TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF PARAGRAPHS. IT'S FINE. 123 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,560 ANYWAYS, ACCORDING TO THIS CAMPUS POLL, 124 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,762 THE MEMBERS OF GAMMA KAPPA TAU AT NEWTON 125 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,731 WERE PERCEIVED AS SOCIALLY AWKWARD. 126 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,766 AS A RESULT, THE NATIONAL OFFICER 127 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,001 SORT OF DIRECTED THE CAMPUS CHAPTER 128 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:11,705 TO CLEAN UP ITS IMAGE, SO TO SPEAK. MINT? NO, THANKS. 129 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,774 ANYWAY, WE ALL GOT INTERVIEWED, 130 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:17,110 AFTER WHICH, ABOUT HALF OF US WERE INVITED TO LEAVE, 131 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,112 TOLD TO LEAVE, I SHOULD SAY. 132 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,348 MAINLY, IT WAS A GROUP OF THIN, PRETTY, POPULAR GIRLS 133 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,883 WHO GOT TO STAY. 134 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,052 THE REST OF US GOT BOUNCED. 135 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:28,722 WHAT REASON DID THEY GIVE FOR KICKING YOU OUT? 136 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,892 THEY SAID THAT WE FAILED TO LIVE UP TO THE SORORITY'S CRITERIA, 137 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,895 AND WHEN I PUSHED THEM ON IT-- I CAN BE A LITTLE PUSHY-- 138 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,665 THEY ADDED THAT TO MY LIST OF OFFENSES-- 139 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,567 "TOO PUSHY." 140 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,569 I THINK IT'S WRONG. 141 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,972 CAN YOU HELP ME? 142 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,140 I'LL HELP YOU. 143 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:51,144 *** 144 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,754 DENISE, UM, I-I HAVE THIS, UH... 145 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:09,429 AH. 146 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,138 UNDER THE LAW, YOU'RE COMPLETELY GUILTY. 147 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:22,943 I WISH I COULD BE MORE OPTIMISTIC. 148 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,978 ALAN... 149 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,180 DO YOU THINK I CAME TO YOU 150 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,550 FOR AN INTERPRETATION OF THE LAW? 151 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,152 I HIRED YOU BECAUSE YOU GET PEOPLE OFF. 152 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,589 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GET ME O-- 153 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:38,726 I KNOW YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 154 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,695 CAN WE OFFER ANY MEDICAL REASON 155 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,965 FOR YOU NEEDING TO DRINK THIS TEA? 156 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:48,802 STRESS? 157 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,538 MNH-MNH. 158 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:56,544 THE D.A.'s IMMEDIATE BOSS, UM... 159 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:59,780 THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT HE MAY BE ON A LITTLE WITCH HUNT. 160 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:03,083 WE WERE ONCE INVOLVED, BRIEFLY. 161 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,919 NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 162 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,088 IT ENDED POORLY? FOR HIM. 163 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,858 BUT HE'S NOT THE GUY HANDLING THIS. 164 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,459 THE CASE WENT TO SOMEBODY 165 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,530 WHO WOULD LOVE TO MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF BY NAILING... 166 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,699 CONVICTING ME. 167 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,734 DENNY... 168 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,703 THIS IS-- HELLO. 169 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,739 JUDGE WELDON. SHE'S IN SOME LEGAL TROUBLE. 170 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:29,877 WE MAY NEED TO TRADE ON SOME OF YOUR CONNECTIONS. MMM! 171 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,646 YES, NOW THAT YOUR LEGAL ANALYSIS 172 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,148 IS OUT OF THE WAY, LET'S TURN TO POLITICS. 173 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,618 WHO DO YOU KNOW IN THE D.A.'S OFFICE? I KNOW EVERYBODY. 174 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,553 I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 175 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,789 DENNY, WE HAVE A BIT OF A SITUATION HERE. 176 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,624 (growls) 177 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,627 DENNY? 178 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,097 DENNY? 179 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,932 MMM. 180 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,567 YOU NEED TO FIX THIS. 181 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:56,169 YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO FANCY AND GOOD. 182 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,072 UH, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, THE LAW IS NOT DEFINITIVE. 183 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:02,576 ANYTHING IN YOUR BODY BELONGS TO YOU. 184 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:05,713 ONCE IT'S EXCISED, THE LEGAL STATUS IS DEBATABLE. 185 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,815 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. IT'S MY BLOOD. 186 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,751 YES, BUT DR. FREEMONT HAS A PATENT ON THE D.N.A. 187 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,820 IT'S MY BLOOD. 188 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,088 GOD KNOWS I'M THE ONE WHO HAD TO SUFFER WITH IT. 189 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,925 WHY CAN'T I BE THE ONE WHO... 190 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,594 GO AHEAD, YOU CAN SAY IT. "PROFITS." 191 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,230 THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES THINK THAT'S A LOVELY WORD. 192 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,932 WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS? 193 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,300 WELL, FIRST THING, WE COULD GO TO COURT 194 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,536 AND CHALLENGE THE DOCTOR'S CLAIM. 195 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,304 ALTHOUGH AS CRAZY AS IT MAY SEEM, 196 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,807 PUBLIC POLICY MAY SIDE WITH HIM, 197 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,809 SINCE HE'S IN IT FOR THE CURE, 198 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,778 AND YOU, AS YOU SAY, MAINLY JUST WANT TO BE RICH. 199 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:41,014 *** 200 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,918 FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS MEETING, 201 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,820 LET ME DO THE TALKING. 202 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,822 OH, OF COURSE. I WOULD NEVER... 203 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:51,158 (clears throat) HELLO, MY NAME IS... 204 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,862 YOU? (purrs softly) 205 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,564 GOOD MORNING. JERRY ESPENSON, PAT ONTARIO. 206 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,634 SHE'S THE NATIONAL PRESIDENT OF THE SORORITY GAMMA KAPPA TAU. 207 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,770 HOW MAY WE HELP YOU? 208 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,037 WELL... 209 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:07,140 YOUR CLIENT OR AN AGENT THEREOF 210 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:10,577 EXPELLED MY CLIENT FOR BEING SOCIALLY AWKWARD. 211 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,579 UH, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE. PAT... 212 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,816 THAT ALLEGATION IS WITHOUT BASIS. 213 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,017 I'M SORRY, BUT LEAVING THE MERITS ASIDE, 214 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:20,087 WHAT REMEDY IS YOUR CLIENT SEEKING HERE? 215 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,923 DOES SHE LONG TO BECOME A MEMBER OF A CLUB 216 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,592 THAT'S NOT TERRIBLY ENTHUSIASTIC TO HAVE HER? 217 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,094 THAT WAS MEAN. 218 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,862 MY INTENT IS ONLY TO BE PRAGMATIC. 219 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,764 LAWSUITS ARE VERY COSTLY. 220 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,333 I'M JUST LOOKING TO APPRECIATE WHAT IT IS 221 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,703 YOUR CLIENT IS SPECIFICALLY AFTER. 222 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,939 $10 MILLION. 223 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,073 (squeaks) 224 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,009 BE SERIOUS, PLEASE. 225 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,343 $15 MILLION. 226 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,678 (chuckles) 227 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,379 CLARENCE... MAY I CALL YOU CLARENCE? 228 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,348 $20! LET'S GO. 229 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,851 I'M DONE. 230 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,220 YOU ARE A MEAN, MEAN, MEAN WOMAN. 231 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:14,374 *** 232 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:18,746 *** 233 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,981 IT SEEMS DENNY HAS STRUCK OUT WITH HIS CONNECTIONS. 234 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,817 UNLESS I'M MAKING ONE HERE. 235 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,353 MY ONLY PLAY IS TO CONVINCE THIS DISTRICT ATTORNEY 236 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,355 NOT TO BRING CHARGES. 237 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,892 HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THAT? WELL, YOU SAY HE'S A POLITICAL CREATURE. 238 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,660 YOU'RE A VERY INFLUENTIAL JUDGE. 239 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,996 ALAN, IF THESE CHARGES STICK, I WON'T BE A JUDGE ANY LONGER. 240 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,131 GLORIA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU. 241 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:41,268 WE FACE A VERY DIFFICULT ROW HERE. 242 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,104 WHO ELSE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH? 243 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,106 DIDN'T MITT EVER WANT TO MAKE YOU ONE OF HIS WIVES? 244 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,976 OKAY, THAT YOU'LL GET LETTERS FOR. 245 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,181 HOLD ON JUST A SECOND HERE. 246 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,116 YOU'RE SAYING THAT MAN OWNS THAT MAN'S BLOOD? 247 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,351 NOT EXACTLY, YOUR HONOR. 248 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,087 WHAT IS HE, A VAMPIRE? 249 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,155 OH, WE'RE IN FOR AN ADVENTURE. I HEARD THAT! 250 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,092 MY CLIENT GOT A PATENT ON MR. GRIFFIN'S BLOOD, WHICH-- 251 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,794 IS RIDICULOUS. 252 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,462 UNDER THE LAW, ONCE SOMEONE REMOVES BLOOD AND TISSUE 253 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,032 FROM YOUR BODY, YOU NO LONGER HAVE LEGAL OWNERSHIP OF IT. 254 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,234 SO MY CLIENT TESTED IT, GOT A PATENT-- 255 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,436 NOW HOLD ON JUST A SECOND. 256 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:20,240 YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS BLOOD WITHOUT HIS CONSENT 257 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,776 UNLESS YOU'RE THE GOVERNMENT. 258 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,245 IF THIS BLOOD IS USED TO FIND A CURE FOR A.I.D.S., 259 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,248 MY CLIENT SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO PROFIT PARTICIPATION. 260 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,783 AND THE COST OF DRUG RESEARCH 261 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,751 WILL BE SO EXPONENTIALLY MULTIPLIED, 262 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,454 WE WON'T DEVELOP CURES FOR ANYTHING. YES! 263 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,190 AND THEN WE CAN ALL GO TO THE ACADEMY AWARDS 264 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,226 AND WEAR NEW RIBBONS THAT SAY, "LET'S SAVE BIG PHARMACEUTICAL." 265 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,729 HOLD ON JUST A SECOND. DID THIS MAN WIN AN OSCAR? 266 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,999 JUDGE, THIS IS A VERY COMPLICATED CASE. 267 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:50,303 HE IS USING MY CLIENT'S EXCISED BLOOD AND TISSUE. 268 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,806 MOREOVER, HE'S BASICALLY GOTTEN A PATENT ON THE D.N.A., 269 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,276 WHICH PREVENTS MY CLIENT FROM EVER MARKETING HIS OWN BLOOD. 270 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,946 I WANT TO HEAR FROM THIS VAMPIRE DOCTOR. 271 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,882 GET HIM UP ON THE STAND. 272 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:05,418 *** 273 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,092 HOW COULD YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, TAKE THIS CASE? 274 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,895 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, I'M SOCIALLY AWKWARD? 275 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,264 OR DOES IT MEAN A LAWYER SHOULD NEVER TAKE A SIDE 276 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,032 HE DOESN'T PERSONALLY AGREE WITH? 277 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,501 THAT WOULD QUITE LIMIT THE FIELD OF OPPORTUNITY, WOULDN'T IT? 278 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,503 AND FOR A SOCIALLY AWKWARD LAWYER, 279 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,873 WELL, HE SHOULD GRAB ANY CASE HE CAN GET, SHOULDN'T HE? 280 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,809 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NICE PERSON. I AM. 281 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,379 LOOK, MY CLIENT DOESN'T WANT THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY. 282 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,916 MAKE ME A REASONABLE OFFER, AND LET'S GO HOME. 283 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,053 $50 MILLION. 284 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:47,094 *** 285 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,528 (squeaks) 286 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,467 DENISE? 287 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,939 THANKS FOR THE, UH, ANTITRUST RESEARCH. 288 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,008 IT WAS VERY HELPFUL. 289 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,310 GOOD. 290 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,146 (clears throat) 291 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,081 I COULDN'T HELP 292 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,451 BUT OVERHEAR THE DEAFENING SILENCE. 293 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,421 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT BETWEEN YOU AND BRAD? 294 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,990 HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED IN FULL MILITARY UNIFORM. 295 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,926 HE WANTS US 296 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,494 TO TAKE OUR VOWS WITH A SWORD AT HIS SIDE. 297 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,596 WELL, IF IT'S IMPORTANT TO HIM-- 298 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,233 PAUL, MY FAMILY IS VERY ANTIWAR. 299 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,501 THE WHOLE COUNTRY... 300 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,170 PROWAR OR NOT, 301 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,939 IT'S A VERY PAINFUL TOPIC, 302 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,841 AND I DON'T WANT IT TO CAST THIS HUGE PALL 303 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,876 OVER MY WEDDING CEREMONY. 304 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,611 THE COUNTRY IS NOT ANTIMILITARY. 305 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,880 I KNOW THIS. 306 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,183 BUT, LOOK... 307 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,186 I AM PROUD OF BRAD BEING A MARINE, PAUL. 308 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,921 I AM. 309 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,090 BUT I DON'T WANT A FULL COLOR GUARD AT MY WEDDING. 310 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,160 I JUST... I DON'T. 311 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,531 *** 312 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,903 THERE ARE OVER 350 MILLION TISSUE SAMPLES 313 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,538 FROM 180 MILLION AMERICANS 314 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,008 STORED IN LABS AND HOSPITALS IN THIS COUNTRY. 315 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,442 THEY'VE BEEN USED 316 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,878 TO DEVELOP EVERYTHING FROM THE H.I.V. TEST 317 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,581 TO VACCINES, CANCER TREATMENTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET PERMISSION 318 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,550 FROM THE PATIENT TO USE THEIR TISSUE? WE DO. 319 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,119 IT'S PART OF THE STANDARDIZED FORM 320 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,454 YOU SIGN WHEN YOU GET MEDICAL TREATMENT. 321 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,490 HE SIGNED THAT FORM, BY THE WAY. 322 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,359 ALONG WITH A ZILLION OTHERS YOU JAMMED IN FRONT OF MY FACE. SIT DOWN, YOU. 323 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,963 DOCTOR, IF MR. GRIFFIN IS ALLOWED TO RECLAIM THE RIGHTS 324 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,265 TO HIS DISCARDED BLOOD AND TISSUE 325 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,501 AND SELL THEM TO A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY, 326 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,537 WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WELL, I WORK UNDER A FEDERAL GRANT, WHICH MEANS 327 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,273 ANY FRUITS OF MY WORK BELONG TO THE GOVERNMENT. 328 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,076 THE CURES WE COME UP WITH WILL BELONG TO THE PUBLIC, 329 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,412 AS THEY SHOULD. YOU THINK THIS COULD LEAD TO A CURE? 330 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,280 I DON'T KNOW. IT COULD. 331 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,349 HIS BLOOD SEROCONVERTED. THE H.I.V. VANISHED. 332 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,384 THAT'S ONLY HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE. 333 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,121 IF WE CAN FIND OUT HOW, IMAGINE. 334 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,689 OKAY, BUT MR. GRIFFIN WANTS 335 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,359 TO LET THE RESEARCH TEAMS FROM THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES 336 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,361 FIGURE OUT HOW. 337 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,463 IF THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY DOES THE RESEARCH, 338 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,366 IT'LL BE A TRADE SECRET, 339 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,169 AND THEY WON'T HAVE TO SHARE WITH ANYONE, AND THEY WON'T, 340 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,338 NOT TILL THEY GET ALL THEIR PATENTS IN PLACE, 341 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,406 AND THEY'LL BE ABLE TO CHARGE WHATEVER THEY WANT. 342 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,942 IT WON'T BE A NICKEL A PILL. 343 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,577 IT'S JUST NOT APPROPRIATE, DENNY. 344 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,180 TO PRIVATELY LUST AFTER A WOMAN, FINE, 345 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,949 TO SEND A SIGNAL CONVEYING AS MUCH, OKAY, 346 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,386 BUT GROWLING AND CLAWING AT HER CROSSES A LINE. 347 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,988 BUT I LOVE THIS WOMAN. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED BETHANY. 348 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,058 WELL, I LOVE THIS ONE NOW. 349 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,526 I HAVE A FICKLE HEART. WELL, YOU NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM HER. 350 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,429 WHY? GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON. 351 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,665 OKAY. DIBS. 352 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,333 BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR. 353 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,735 I GROWLED FIRST. DENNY... 354 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,737 I HAVE A PRIOR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. 355 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,140 PRIOR BUT NOT CURRENT. WELL... 356 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,975 WELL, WHAT? 357 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:54,547 MAYBE I'D LIKE TO... KEEP CURRENT. 358 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,984 YOU LIKE THIS WOMAN? 359 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,721 WELL... 360 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,491 YES. 361 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:16,336 *** 362 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,637 SO DID YOU TELL DENISE 363 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,639 WHY WEARING THE UNIFORM IS IMPORTANT TO YOU? 364 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,175 WELL, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO. 365 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,244 THE FACT THAT I WANTED TO, THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH. 366 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,046 WELL, THAT IS NOT EXACTLY THE WAY MARRIAGE WORKS, BRAD. 367 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,116 YOU NEED TO COMMUNICATE. I DID. 368 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,118 I TOLD HER THAT I WANT TO WEAR IT. 369 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,520 NO, YOU NEED TO TELL HER WHY. 370 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,089 YOU NEED TO COMMUNICATE YOUR FEELINGS. 371 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,691 LOOK, PAUL, I'M NOT GONNA GET ALL GIRLIE, OKAY? OH, DEAR GOD, BRAD. 372 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,028 IF YOU CANNOT TELL DENISE WHAT AND HOW YOU'RE FEELING, 373 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,830 YOU SHOULD NOT BE GETTING MARRIED. 374 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,669 THE SAME THING SUPPOSEDLY HAPPENED AT DePAUL UNIVERSITY. 375 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,172 THE CAMPUS SURVEY SAID THE SISTERS OF GAMMA KAPPA TAU 376 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,506 WERE CONSIDERED SOCIALLY AWKWARD. 377 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,242 APPARENTLY "MISFIT" WASN'T THE IMAGE 378 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,509 THE SORORITY WANTED TO PROJECT. 379 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,578 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH US. 380 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,048 YOU MENTIONED YOU PRESSURED THEM FOR A SPECIFIC REASON. 381 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,151 YES, THEY SAID WE FAILED TO FULFILL OUR RECRUITMENT DUTIES, 382 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,053 BUT NOBODY IN OUR SORORITY EVER DID MUCH 383 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,321 IN THE WAY OF RECRUITING. 384 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,690 WHAT THEY MEANT BY RECRUITMENT WAS BE PRETTY AND POPULAR, 385 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,293 SO THAT OTHER GIRLS WOULD WANT TO JOIN. OBJECTION. SPECULATION. 386 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,763 FOUNDATION. ARGUMENTATIVE. (as Clevant) MAKE UP YO' MIND, JERRY! 387 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,500 THE OBJECTION IS OVERRULED. 388 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,735 (normal voice) TH-THANK YOU, MARCIE. 389 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,471 (Jerry) I COULD BE WRONG, 390 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,407 BUT WHEN ONE GOES ABOUT TRYING TO JOIN A SORORITY, 391 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,776 YOU BASICALLY HOPE THE GIRLS THERE LIKE YOU ENOUGH 392 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,644 TO INVITE YOU TO BE A MEMBER. AM I RIGHT? I SUPPOSE. 393 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,713 DID YOU KNOW WHAT THE SPECIFIC CRITERIA WERE 394 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,683 WHEN YOU INITIALLY INTERVIEWED? NO, I-I FIGURED-- 395 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,686 THEY EITHER LIKED YOU, OR THEY DON'T. RIGHT. 396 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,488 AND THEY DID. NOW THEY DON'T. 397 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,157 THEY BOUNCED ME FOR BEING SOCIALLY OFF! 398 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,327 DID ANYONE SAY THAT TO YOU? I'M NOT STUPID. AFTER THE CAMPUS SURVEY, 399 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,728 THEY WANTED TO CHANGE THEIR IMAGE, SO-- 400 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,498 WHAT WAS THE IMAGE BEFORE YOU INITIALLY INTERVIEWED, 401 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,200 IF YOU KNOW? WELL-- 402 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,668 THAT THIS WAS A PLACE FOR THE SOCIALLY OFF? NO. 403 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,305 SO WHEN YOU SAID, "CHANGE THEIR IMAGE," 404 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,872 DID YOU REALLY MEAN TO SAY "CONFORM WITH THEIR IMAGE"? 405 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,541 I'M CONFUSED. (as Clevant) SIT DOWN. 406 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,775 OBJECTION! 407 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,712 YOU'RE OBJECTING TO YOUR OWN QUESTION? 408 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,615 HE JUST TOLD ME TO SIT DOWN IN A MENACING TONE. 409 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,817 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. OH, MY. 410 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:15,154 IF YOU HEAR VOICES, THEY'D NEVER LET YOU INTO GAMMA KAPPA TAU. 411 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:18,458 (high-pitched guffawing) 412 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,662 (stops laughing) 413 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:23,730 SORRY. 414 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,599 I HAVE A FUNNY LAUGH. 415 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,168 THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT EITHER. 416 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,706 DROP THE CHARGES? YES. 417 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,877 SHE HAD A 20-OUNCE BAG OF HALLUCINOGENS IN HER CHAMBERS. 418 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,145 IT WAS TEA. 419 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,848 NOT TO MENTION, THERE'S NO REAL PROOF IT WAS HERS. 420 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,750 I HAVE THE CONFESSION OF THE CLERK. 421 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,818 THAT'S IT? THE LINCHPIN OF YOUR CASE 422 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,588 IS THE NAKED, HALLUCINATING DANCING MAN 423 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,757 WHO WILL SAY JUST ABOUT ANYTHING 424 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,693 TO TEMPER HIS EMBARRASSMENT, LET ALONE CRIMINAL CHARGES. 425 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,162 ARE YOU REALLY GONNA CHALLENGE THIS? 426 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,399 LOOK, YOU'VE HAD MANY CASES BEFORE JUDGE WELDON. 427 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,634 SHE'S A FAIR AND TALENTED JURIST. 428 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,637 IN FACT, YOU'VE WON MANY CASES BEFORE JUDGE WELDON, 429 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,673 AS YOU'VE AMASSED YOUR IMPRESSIVE RECORD, 430 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,343 WHICH, AS I SEE IT, IS ABOUT ONE HIGH-PROFILE CONVICTION AWAY 431 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,912 FROM POLITICAL ADVANCEMENT. NOT ABOUT THAT. 432 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,615 WELL, HERE'S WHAT IT COULD BE ABOUT, 433 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,251 AND PLEASE STOP ME IF YOU'VE ALREADY CONSIDERED THIS 434 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,186 AND SAID, "HELL, IT'S ONLY MY CAREER." 435 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,188 A JUDGE WITH A CRIMINAL CONVICTION, 436 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,190 ONE FOR USING HALLUCINOGENS NO LESS, 437 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,459 PRESENTS ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS. 438 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,329 ONE MIGHT HAVE TO WONDER, WAS SHE ON THE WHOOPEE TEA 439 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,264 WHILE PRESIDING OVER PREVIOUS CASES? 440 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:34,367 IMAGINE ALL THE FELONS SITTING IN JAIL 441 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:38,271 SALIVATING AT THE CHANCE TO OVERTURN THEIR CONVICTIONS. 442 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,740 QUITE A FEW OF YOUR CONVICTIONS, MAYBE. 443 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,676 SO MUCH FOR THE IMPRESSIVE RECORD. 444 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:49,248 BUT I AM A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR BOSS. 445 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,784 YOU DO KNOW HE AND THE JUDGE 446 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,920 USED TO BE ROMANTICALLY ENTWINED? 447 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,289 BUT WHO REALLY WORRIES ABOUT THAT, 448 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,458 GIVEN YOUR LARGER CONCERN 449 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,893 OF ALIENATING ALL THOSE OTHER STATE COURT JUDGES, 450 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,230 WHO TEND TO GET CONSTIPATED AND VENGEFUL 451 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,499 WHENEVER ONE OF THEIR OWN IS TARGETED? 452 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,669 WHAT NEEDS TO COME FIRST HERE IS PRINCIPLE, 453 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,871 CERTAINLY NOT POLITICAL PRAGMATISM. 454 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,308 IF THAT WERE IN PLAY, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR, 455 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,477 WOULD WE? 456 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:21,013 *** 457 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,949 FIRST OF ALL, I SIGNED A STACK OF PAPERS. 458 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,718 I DIDN'T READ ANY OF THEM. WHY NOT? 459 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,788 DOES ANYBODY? DOCTORS SAY, "SIGN HERE OR WE WON'T TREAT YOU." 460 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,791 THAT ISN'T DURESS? PLUS, I HAD JUST GOTTEN NEWS 461 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,761 I WAS H.I.V. POSITIVE. I-I WAS IN TOTAL SHOCK. 462 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,863 AND IF YOU MAINTAINED OWNERSHIP OF YOUR DISCARDED BLOOD 463 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,898 AND TISSUE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT? I WOULD SELL IT 464 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,501 TO A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY, WHICH WOULD LIKELY 465 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,002 INCREASE THE CHANCES OF DISCOVERING A CURE. 466 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,438 PRIVATE ENTERPRISE VERSUS THE GOVERNMENT? 467 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,474 IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE. 468 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,676 LOOK HOW THE GOVERNMENT HAS SPENT OUR MONEY. 469 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:53,680 DID YOU TAKE TIME OUT TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS CURE? 470 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,748 OR DID YOU IMMEDIATELY PHONE YOUR ACCOUNTANT? 471 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,551 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DEADLY DISEASE? 472 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,554 I DIDN'T, AND I COUNT MY BLESSINGS. 473 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,391 JUST WONDER IF YOU COUNT YOURS. 474 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:08,027 IF I STRIKE YOU AS HAVING A PSYCHOLOGICAL DEFICIT OR TWO, 475 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,830 IF I COME OFF AS BEING A LITTLE BITTER-- 476 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,298 YOU'RE BITTER? 477 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,033 YOU JUST DODGED A DEATH SENTENCE. 478 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,035 MAYBE IT'S ME, BUT I'D THINK YOUR HEART 479 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,471 MIGHT BE INSTILLED BY SOME SENSE OF CHARITY. CHARITY? 480 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,407 (Shirley) SIMON. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 481 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,410 FOR TWO YEARS, I WAS SHUNNED, DISCRIMINATED AGAINST, 482 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,678 MADE TO FEEL LIKE A LEPER. SIMON. 483 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:29,081 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SOCIETY TREATS PEOPLE WITH H.I.V.? 484 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,784 IT'S NOT CHARITABLE, 485 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:34,120 AND IF YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO S-- 486 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:45,932 *** 487 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:57,844 CLARENCE, HOW'S YOUR TRIAL WITH JERRY GOING? 488 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,612 HE'S MEAN. 489 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,448 I'M SORRY? 490 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:04,684 JERRY ESPENSON. 491 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,719 HE'S NOT A NICE PERSON. 492 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,722 MAYBE HE'S JUST ACTING HOW HE THINKS LAWYERS SHOULD ACT, 493 00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,825 BUT... IT'S MEAN. 494 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,628 OH. 495 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,965 CLEVANT SPOKE TODAY... 496 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,569 IN COURT. 497 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:27,774 I DIDN'T MEAN TO REALLY SPEAK AS HIM. 498 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:29,776 I JUST... DID. 499 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:32,879 I CAN BE TOUGHER AS HIM. 500 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,919 I HAVE TO CROSS THE SORORITY WOMAN TOMORROW. 501 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,755 I THINK I'LL DO BETTER AS CLEVANT. 502 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:46,125 CLARENCE, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, 503 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,928 BUT IF YOU START SPEAKING AS CLEVANT, 504 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,831 YOU COULD LOSE CREDIBILITY WITH THE JUDGE. 505 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:56,435 THAT WON'T SERVE YOUR CLIENT. 506 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:59,038 I'M NOT SURE 507 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:02,742 I CAN CROSS THIS WOMAN. 508 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,944 I THINK YOU CAN. 509 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,779 (chortles) 510 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:10,182 CLARENCE... (sighs) 511 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,819 I THINK YOU CAN. 512 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:33,940 *** 513 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,510 *** 514 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:40,947 SORORITIES ARE LIKE ANY CLUB. 515 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,149 YOU CHOOSE PEOPLE YOU WANT FOR MEMBERS. 516 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,652 SOME OF THESE PEOPLE, LIKE MS. COOPER, 517 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:48,220 HAD BEEN CHOSEN AND WERE THEN DISINVITED. 518 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:51,490 AND LIKE ANY CLUB, SOMETIMES YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG MEMBERS. 519 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:54,994 THIS GOES ON IN COUNTRY CLUBS, BRIDGE CLUBS. 520 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,964 LOOK, IF THEY'RE SOCIAL IN NATURE, WHICH SORORITIES ARE, 521 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,066 THEIR SOCIAL SKILLS COME INTO PLAY. 522 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,636 SO YOU'RE ADMITTING THEIR SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS 523 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,773 WAS THE CAUSE FOR THEIR DISCHARGE? IT WAS A FACTOR. 524 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,542 BAD FOR THE IMAGE. (chuckles) IN SO MANY WORDS. 525 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,644 AND BEFORE YOU ALL WAVE YOUR ARMS IN DISMAY, 526 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,046 LET ME TELL YOU, EVERY FRATERNITY, EVERY SORORITY 527 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,848 WORKS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. 528 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,784 YOU POPULATE THE FRANCHISE WITH KIDS 529 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,786 WHO SOCIALIZE WELL TOGETHER. 530 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,221 IN SUCCESS, IT BECOMES A PLACE 531 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,223 WHERE INCOMING FRESHMAN WANT TO JOIN. 532 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,559 THEY ALL TRADE ON IMAGE. 533 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:28,494 AND YOUR IMAGE IS BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE? 534 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,731 ATTRACTIVE IS PERHAPS A NICER IMAGE THAN UNATTRACTIVE. 535 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,866 BUT MAINLY, THE IMAGE IS SOCIAL. 536 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,703 ANTISOCIAL PEOPLE DON'T BEST ACCOMPLISH THAT. 537 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,238 YOU DIDN'T GET RID OF MY CLIENT FOR BEING ANTISOCIAL. 538 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:41,741 IT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS SOCIALLY AWKWARD. 539 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:43,810 LOOK, I DIDN'T MAKE THAT DECISION PERSONALLY, 540 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,544 SO I CAN'T BE SURE, 541 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:48,547 BUT IF SOMEBODY IS STANDING AT A PARTY NOT TALKING TO ANYBODY, 542 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:51,884 THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND ANTISOCIAL 543 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,921 IS A TOUGH ONE TO DRAW. AND LOOKS? 544 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,123 YOU LIKE YOUR SORORITY SISTERS TO BE PRETTY. 545 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:58,958 THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY A CRITERION. 546 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,160 I THINK IF YOU WERE TO DO AN ANALYSIS, 547 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,829 YOU'D PROBABLY DISCOVER 548 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,564 GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE TEND TO BE MORE SOCIALLY OUTGOING. 549 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,934 WHAT ABOUT VALUES? 550 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,902 OF COURSE WE WANT PEOPLE OF GOOD VALUES. 551 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,838 YOU CONSIDER IT GOOD VALUES 552 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,741 TO THROW SOMEBODY OUT OF YOUR CLUB BECAUSE SHE'S SHY? 553 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:18,611 AS I SAID, THE MAIN POINT OF THE CLUB IS SOCIAL, 554 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:19,879 FUN TO BE AROUND. 555 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,815 IF A MEMBER SUDDENLY SUFFERED FROM DEPRESSION, 556 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,251 OUT SHE GOES? 557 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,586 THAT ISN'T FAIR. 558 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,789 WELL, IF SHE WERE NO LONGER FUN TO BE AROUND-- 559 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:32,859 OBJECTION. HE'S TOTALLY TWISTING HER WORDS, YOUR HONOR. 560 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:40,566 (as Clevant) WOULD YOU EVER TAKE SOMEBODY WITH ASPERGER'S? 561 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,301 OBJECTION! IF THEY MADE FUNNY SOUNDS 562 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,571 AND WALKED AROUND WITH THEIR HANDS ON THEIR THIGHS? 563 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,039 CHEAP SHOT, CHEAP SHOT! 564 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,776 (normal voice) I WAS JUST ASKING WHAT-- YOU MADE IT PERSONAL AGAINST ME! 565 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,944 NO, NO, I WAS-- YES, YOU DID, YOU, YOU... 566 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:54,647 YOU FAT BOY! 567 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:57,349 WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? YOU ATTACK ME, I'LL ATTACK YOU RIGHT BACK. 568 00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,218 AAH! 569 00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:01,087 I WON'T BE ATTACKED. I WON'T BE OFFENDED. 570 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,155 I WON'T BE PICKED ON LIKE THAT. DO YOU HEAR ME? 571 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:06,826 (as Clevant) NOW YOU LOOK HERE, YOU... 572 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:08,961 (normal voice) I WILL TRY MY CASE. YOU TRY YOURS. 573 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,596 (confident voice) YEAH, WELL, 574 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,932 HERE'S THE THING ABOUT THAT, PAL. 575 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:16,002 ONCE I GET DONE WITH YOU, I... 576 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,909 (as Clevant) DON'T FORGET YOUR LITTLE HOP, BRO! 577 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,243 (hoots) 578 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,780 *** 579 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,954 I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET ALAN. 580 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,790 HE ASKED ME TO TAKE OVER. 581 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,092 DID HE ASK YOU TO TAKE MY HAND? 582 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:43,262 GLORIA, I KNOW A FANTASTIC LITTLE REHAB, 583 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,264 VERY ROMANTIC. 584 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:47,734 AND IF THE HALLUCINOGENS DON'T GET YOU IN, 585 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,669 I KNOW SOME WONDERFUL ETHNIC SLURS. 586 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,105 DO YOU THINK IT'S RIGHT TO BE HITTING ON ME? 587 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:54,807 IT FEELS RIGHT. 588 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:57,844 AND WHAT WOULD ALAN THINK? ALAN WHO? 589 00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:00,679 GREENSPAN, A MAN CONSIDERABLY SEXIER THAN YOU. 590 00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:03,415 I KNEW YOU WERE THERE. I NEED TO TALK TO MY CLIENT, DENNY. 591 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:06,652 GET OUT. YOUR CLIENT IS MY CLIENT. 592 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,421 PLEASE GET OUT. 593 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:11,690 YOU UPSET WITH ME? 594 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:15,762 ALAN, SOMETIMES THE MAD COW JUST-- 595 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,129 OUT. 596 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:24,036 *** 597 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,809 THE PLAINTIFF WANTS TO MAKE THIS CASE ABOUT, 598 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:32,711 DID SIMON GRIFFIN, WHO HAS A GRADUATE DEGREE, 599 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,114 KNOW WHAT HE WAS SIGNING WHEN HE ALLOWED DR. FREEMONT 600 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,917 TO USE HIS BLOOD IN MEDICAL RESEARCH? 601 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:40,987 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THIS SHOULD REALLY BE ABOUT--THREE NUMBERS. 602 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,890 40, 4 AND 3, 603 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,357 LIKE A LOCKER COMBINATION. 604 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,194 40 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE A.I.D.S. WORLDWIDE. 605 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:51,864 4 MILLION WERE NEWLY DIAGNOSED LAST YEAR ALONE, 606 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,265 AND 3 MILLION DIED. 607 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:56,302 SIMON GRIFFIN'S BLOOD HAS THE POTENTIAL 608 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,971 TO MAKE THAT LOCKER COMBINATION 609 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,073 ZERO, ZERO AND ZERO. 610 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,109 NOW WE DON'T OFTEN GET THE CHANCE 611 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:05,778 TO MAKE SOMEONE DO THE RIGHT THING. 612 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,814 MOST OF THE TIME PEOPLE DO THE WRONG THING, 613 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,349 LIKE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES CHARGING $15,000 A YEAR 614 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:13,352 FOR A.I.D.S. MEDICATION IT COSTS THEM $350 TO MAKE. 615 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:15,721 INDIA BROUGHT THEM TO TASK FOR THAT, 616 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,124 AND NOW IT'S SOLD THERE AT COST. 617 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,926 THIS IS A.I.D.S., YOUR HONOR. 618 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,761 AND THE WORLD IS STANDING UP AND SAYING 619 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:25,832 YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE YOUR FORTUNE 620 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:29,401 OFF THE IMPENDING DEATHS OF 40 MILLION PEOPLE. 621 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:32,138 TAKING SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE ELSE FOR THE GREATER GOOD-- 622 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,807 WE HAVE A NAME FOR THAT. IT'S CALLED EMINENT DOMAIN. 623 00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:37,276 IF YOU HAVE A PROPERTY, A-A HOME 624 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:40,079 THAT'S IN THE WAY OF A PLANNED FREEWAY, 625 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:43,049 THE GOVERNMENT CAN JUST COME RIGHT IN AND TAKE IT. 626 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,952 IF WE CAN DO THAT TO FACILITATE TRAFFIC, 627 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,454 THEN WHY DON'T WE DO IT TO CURE A.I.D.S.? 628 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,890 WHY DON'T WE JUST SAY, "TOO BAD, SIMON, 629 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,959 "BUT THE LAWS THAT PROTECT EVERYBODY ELSE 630 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:55,794 "DON'T PROTECT YOU BECAUSE... (chuckles) WELL, 631 00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:58,297 "YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT WE REALLY, REALLY WANT, 632 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,933 SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO COME IN AND TAKE IT." 633 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,769 DOES ANYONE HERE REMEMBER THE FLU VACCINE CRISIS 634 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,838 A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO? 635 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:08,307 THAT WAS THE GOVERNMENT'S BABY. 636 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,877 THE FLU KILLS 36,000 AMERICANS A YEAR. 637 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:15,114 AND YET, THE GOVERNMENT LEFT 30 MILLION WITHOUT VACCINATIONS. 638 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,248 OOPS. 639 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:19,085 SO EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE SIMON GRIFFIN... 640 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:21,287 YOU MAY THINK-- HE'S AN ASS. 641 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,522 YES, HE IS. 642 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:25,824 AND IF YOU WERE IN HIS POSITION, 643 00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:27,559 MAYBE YOU WOULD BE TOTALLY SELFLESS, 644 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:30,529 BUT SIMON GRIFFIN ISN'T SAYING NO ONE CAN TEST HIM. 645 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:35,434 HE'S JUST SAYING HE WANTS TO CHOOSE WHO DOES IT, 646 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,504 AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO CHOOSE THE SAME BUNCH 647 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:42,875 THAT WAS IN CHARGE OF THE FLU. 648 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:46,045 *** 649 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:50,282 I IMAGINE IN A MOMENT OF CALM REFLECTION 650 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,918 OR SOUND JUDGMENT, 651 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:55,554 THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY SIMPLY SAW HIS WAY TO DROPPING THE CHARGES. 652 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:58,190 OH, THANK GOD. 653 00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,526 LET'S LEAVE GOD OUT OF IT. 654 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:03,062 YOU CAN THANK ME, GLORIA. 655 00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:05,464 HOW ABOUT... 656 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,267 I INVITE YOU OVER FOR A CUP OF TEA? 657 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,837 I'M NOT A GREAT FAN OF HALLUCINOGENS. 658 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,572 THAT COMMERCIAL WITH THE FRYING EGG 659 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:16,308 HAD A PROFOUND EFFECT ON ME. 660 00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:17,944 (laughs) 661 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:23,315 SO... 662 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:25,952 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO? 663 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,925 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO IT RIGHT HERE? 664 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:36,495 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME. 665 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:41,300 AND IF IT GOES WELL, PERHAPS ANOTHER ONE. 666 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:44,303 AND IF THAT ONE GOES WELL, MAYBE A THIRD, 667 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:48,907 AFTER WHICH I MIGHT KISS YOU AT YOUR FRONT DOOR. 668 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,212 YOU WANT TO... 669 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,147 DATE. 670 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:59,385 I'D LIKE TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 671 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:06,058 ARE YOU SURE 672 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:09,428 YOU WOULDN'T RATHER JUST RIP MY CLOTHES OFF? 673 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:16,535 POSITIVE. 674 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:21,440 COULD I AT LEAST GIVE YOU AN ADVANCE ON THAT THIRD DATE? 675 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:24,043 WELL, IF YOU MUST. 676 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,424 *** 677 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,992 (door slams) 678 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:43,295 I GUESS DENNY DIDN'T LIKE IT. 679 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:51,403 *** 680 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,040 (seagull calls) 681 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:57,943 *** 682 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,112 MR. BELL, WE'LL HEAR FROM YOU. 683 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,714 (purrs) 684 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:04,316 MM. (hoots) 685 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,726 (clears throat) 686 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,728 COLLEGE IS A PLACE 687 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:19,265 WHERE WE TEACH OUR CHILDREN, 688 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:22,268 BELIEVING THEY ARE OUR FUTURE. 689 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,737 DO WE REALLY WANT A FUTURE OF SOCIAL INTOLERANCE, 690 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:29,308 WHERE PEOPLE ARE OSTRACIZED FOR BEING SHY, 691 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:33,679 WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL AND THE POPULAR ARE CELEBRATED, 692 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,715 AND THE LESS ATTRACTIVE AND THE AWKWARD 693 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,017 ARE SCORNED? 694 00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:41,520 GAMMA KAPPA TAU IS A NATIONAL CLUB 695 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:44,523 PROMOTING A MESSAGE THAT IS AS INTOLERANT 696 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,458 AS IT SHOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE. 697 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,294 I SUPPOSE IT'S ONE THING 698 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,529 IF THEY NEVER WANTED TO INVITE MARCIE COOPER IN. 699 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:52,464 BUT HAVING INVITED HER, 700 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:54,700 TO THROW HER OUT 701 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:58,337 ON GROUNDS OF SOCIAL UNFITNESS... 702 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:02,108 SHAME ON THEM. 703 00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,661 COLLEGE IS ALSO ABOUT PREPARING STUDENTS 704 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,363 FOR THE OUTSIDE WORLD. 705 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,399 LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT'S PRETTY TOUGH OUT THERE. 706 00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,401 THERE'S THE OLD ADAGE, 707 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,703 "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST." 708 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,805 THERE'S SOME TRUTH TO THAT. 709 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,708 I HAPPEN TO KNOW OPPOSING COUNSEL 710 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:40,045 IS A FUNDAMENTALLY KIND MAN, 711 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,581 SENSITIVE. 712 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,650 HE CHOSE TO EXPLOIT MY ASPERGER'S SYNDROME 713 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,418 TO WIN THIS CASE. 714 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:48,754 MY VERY BEST FRIEND, 715 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:52,191 A LAWYER THAT I HAD A CASE AGAINST NOT TOO LONG AGO, 716 00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:55,227 HE, TOO, EXPLOITED MY ASPERGER'S. 717 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,763 HE'S A VERY GOOD MAN 718 00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:01,500 WHO OPTED FOR CRUELTY AS A STRATEGY. 719 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:08,807 IF MARCIE COOPER COMES OUT OF THIS EXPERIENCE 720 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,543 THINKING THAT PEOPLE CAN BE CRUEL, 721 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:14,713 EVEN THE KIND, SENSITIVE ONES, 722 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:17,149 IF SHE'S LEARNED THAT SHE WILL BE JUDGED 723 00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:19,518 NOT SIMPLY ON MERIT 724 00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,520 OR THE CONTENT OF HER CHARACTER, 725 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:24,856 BUT ON HOW SHE LOOKS AND SOCIALIZES WITH OTHERS, 726 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,459 SHE'S GOTTEN AN EDUCATION, 727 00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:29,828 ONE THAT WILL SERVE HER IN LIFE. 728 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:33,565 THIS IS A FREE SOCIETY. 729 00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:35,567 PEOPLE GET TO CHOOSE THEIR FRIENDS. 730 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:38,136 CLUBS GET TO CHOOSE THEIR MEMBERS. 731 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,307 SOMETIMES IT'S VERY UGLY AND UNFAIR. 732 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:45,143 THAT'S LIFE. 733 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:53,419 *** 734 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:14,573 HEY. 735 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,608 HEY. 736 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:28,754 M-MY DAD SERVED IN VIETNAM. 737 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:32,358 HE PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE. 738 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:35,527 BUT INSTEAD OF COMING HOME TO A HERO'S WELCOME, 739 00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:38,830 HE FOUND A COUNTRY THAT WAS EITHER ASHAMED OF THE WAR 740 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:42,268 OR JUST WANTED TO DENY IT, 741 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:44,236 DENY HIM. 742 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:46,338 AND I FEAR THAT OUR SOLDIERS IN IRAQ 743 00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:49,741 COULD FACE THE SAME THING. 744 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:52,344 AND WE SEEM TO BE IN SUCH A HURRY 745 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:54,646 FOR THIS THING TO BE OVER WITH, 746 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,783 SO WE CAN GO BACK TO PRETENDING... 747 00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:06,525 SEE, IN VIETNAM, SOLDIERS DIDN'T SURVIVE. 748 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,227 BUT TODAY THEY DO. 749 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:13,565 AND THEY COME HOME MISSING LEGS AND ARMS 750 00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:14,966 AND EYES... 751 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,904 YOU KNOW, AND NOT MUCH TO CLING TO. 752 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,243 THEY NEED US TO BE PROUD OF THEM, YOU KNOW? 753 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,813 AND THEY NEED US TO SHOW IT... 754 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:34,920 EVERY CHANCE WE GET. 755 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:48,667 *** 756 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,602 TRUTH BE TOLD, 757 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,404 I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND 758 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:55,641 WHAT THE HELL ANYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THIS CASE. 759 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,943 IT WAS CLEAR TO ME 760 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:01,347 THAT MR. GRIFFIN, AS I SAID, WAS AN ASS. 761 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:05,317 THE IDEA OF ONE PERSON GETTING A PATENT 762 00:38:05,351 --> 00:38:08,454 ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S D.N.A... (chuckles) 763 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:11,957 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A SENILE OLD GOAT 764 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,292 TO BE BEFUDDLED BY THAT. 765 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,294 (chuckles) 766 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:20,031 BUT THE MOST CONFUSING THING OF ALL 767 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:24,703 IS THE IDEA THAT A.I.D.S. MAYBE CAN BE CURED 768 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:28,840 AND PROGRESS IS REPEATEDLY BEING STALLED 769 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:32,778 BY A BUNCH OF DRUG COMPANIES AND SCIENTISTS 770 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:36,382 GOING FOR PATENTS AND FIGHTING OVER PROFITS. 771 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:39,785 I DON'T DOUBT THE SINCERITY 772 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,286 OF THE DOCTOR. 773 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,489 LEGALLY, I SUPPOSE, HE DOES HAVE A PATENT, 774 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:46,692 BUT I KEEP COMING BACK TO, 775 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,528 THIS IS SIMON GRIFFIN'S BLOOD, 776 00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:52,030 AND HE'S AN ASS. 777 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:54,866 I RULE IN FAVOR 778 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,835 OF THE DOCTOR. 779 00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,504 ADJOURNED. 780 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:01,940 (gallery murmuring indistinctly) 781 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:06,812 WHAT THE... WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 782 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,814 HE PLAYED THE ASS CARD. 783 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:13,118 *** 784 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,725 HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT? 785 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:22,027 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 786 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,929 IN THE MATTER OF 787 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,598 MARCIE COOPER vs. GAMMA KAPPA TAU SORORITY, 788 00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:28,900 WE THE JURY FIND IN FAVOR OF THE DEFENDANT. 789 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,769 (judge) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY... (hoots) 790 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:33,338 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. (bangs gavel) 791 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,541 YOU'RE DISMISSED. 792 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:36,742 I'M SORRY. 793 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:40,378 WELL, YOU TRIED. 794 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,881 YOU FOUGHT, MARCIE. THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 795 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:45,584 YOU DIDN'T SIT BACK AND TAKE IT. YEAH. 796 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:48,720 I SURE COULD HAVE USED THAT $50 MILLION, THOUGH. 797 00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:51,089 (high-pitched guffaws) 798 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:54,426 *** 799 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:19,851 SO... HANDS BEAT CLARENCE? 800 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,989 WERE THEY ANY GOOD? 801 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,957 THEY WERE BOTH EXCELLENT, 802 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:29,094 TOUGH, SHREWD, MERCENARY, 803 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,863 ALL THE IDEALS WE ASPIRE TO. 804 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:34,432 IT SADDENED ME BEYOND BELIEF. 805 00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,902 WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 806 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,538 JUDGE GLORIA WELDON. 807 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:44,610 YOU KNOW, DENNY, 808 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,778 I DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOU HITTING ON HER 809 00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:49,981 AFTER I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU I WAS INTERESTED IN HER. 810 00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:53,184 ALAN... I WOULDN'T MOVE IN ON YOUR GIRL. 811 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,621 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET THERE FIRST 812 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:58,690 TO MAKE HER MY GIRL. WELL, SHE IS MY GIRL. 813 00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:01,860 GOT IT? (clears throat) 814 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,862 YOU WENT AFTER SHIRLEY WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO. 815 00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:05,897 FINE. I'LL STAY AWAY FROM SHIRLEY. 816 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,033 YOU STAY AWAY FROM GLORIA. MM-HMM. MM. 817 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,104 YOU LIKE THIS WOMAN? 818 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:16,842 DO YOU LOVE HER? (chuckles) 819 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:20,612 DENNY, I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A DATE WITH HER. 820 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,781 BUT YOU THINK YOU COULD LOVE HER. 821 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,683 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 822 00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:27,753 IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LET MYSELF LOVE A WOMAN, 823 00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:30,522 I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW. 824 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:33,592 IT'S... TERRIFYING. 825 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:36,194 BUT THAT'S THE BEST PART, 826 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,597 BEING ON THE HIGH WIRE. 827 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:41,499 IT'S GOOD TO BE IN LOVE, ALAN. 828 00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:43,835 YOU AREN'T JUST SAYING THAT? 829 00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:46,905 IT'S EVERYTHING. 830 00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:51,209 JUST DON'T LET HER CUT INTO OUR SPECIAL TIME. 831 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:54,179 I WOULD NEVER. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO, WOMEN, YOU KNOW? 832 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:56,848 FIRST THING, JUST CUT YOU OFF FROM YOUR FRIENDS. 833 00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:58,884 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. YOU TELL HER RIGHT FROM THE START, 834 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,919 I COME FIRST. DONE. 835 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,821 IF I NEED A SLEEPOVER... YOU GET PRIORITY. 836 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,956 PROMISE? 837 00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:06,958 PROMISE. 838 00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:12,931 SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, ALAN. 839 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:18,103 YES, SHE IS. 840 00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:21,239 *** 841 00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:33,118 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 842 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:34,085 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 843 00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:35,621 I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 844 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:37,623 IT'S ABOUT YOU SUING THE GOVERNMENT 845 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:39,024 FOR GUANTANAMO ABUSES. 846 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,892 DON'T YOU BE TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR HER. 847 00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:43,662 TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF. I BEG YOUR PARDON? 848 00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:45,864 YOU'VE ALREADY GOT A JUDGE. LET ME TAKE THIS ONE. 849 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,799 NO, I DON'T WANT YOU COMPROMISING MY CASE. 850 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,801 JE--JERRY. 851 00:42:49,835 --> 00:42:52,537 I WANT MY JOB BACK. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO COME BACK? 852 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,005 I MISS THE CAMARADERIE. 853 00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:55,641 HE TRIED TO KILL YOU. 854 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,709 W--NOT REALLY. 855 00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,545 SHIRLEY SCHMIDT HAS CONDITIONED MY REENTRY ON YOUR OPINION. 856 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:00,646 I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU NOW. NO.