1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:02,336 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:04,004 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SHIRLEY? 3 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,707 I'M VERY SORRY, BUT YOU WON'T BE MAKING PARTNER. 4 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,609 AAH! 5 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:11,011 JERRY ESPENSON HAS BEEN SUFFERING NEEDLESSLY 6 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,414 HIS ENTIRE LIFE. 7 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,016 NOW HE HAS A CHANCE TO FIND A MEASURE OF PEACE. 8 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,151 THAT'S JUSTICE, SHIRLEY. 9 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:20,054 TO FRIENDSHIP, MY COLLEAGUE. 10 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:22,523 RIGHT ON MY BALCONY? 11 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,725 I DON'T WANT YOU ON MY BALCONY-- 12 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,727 ON--ON ANY BALCONY-- 13 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,331 ALONE... WITH THAT MAN. OKAY. 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,369 (James Hunter's "'Til Your Fool Comes Home" playing) 15 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,037 * THE TEMPTATION HAD ME LED ASTRAY * 16 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,407 MORNIN'. 17 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,077 * I'M COUNTIN' EVERY DAY 'TIL YOUR FOOL COMES HOME * HELLO! 18 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:45,713 * 'TIL YOUR FOOL COMES HOME FAMILY GOOD? 19 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:49,049 HOW ABOUT THOSE SOX? * BABY, CAN YOU STAND 20 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:53,421 * TO BE ALONE 'TIL YOUR FOOL COME HOME? * 21 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:59,360 *** 22 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,495 KNOCK KNOCK. 23 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,097 JERRY. 24 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:05,099 (chuckles) ALWAYS A SURPRISE. 25 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,334 SHIRLEY. 26 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:09,637 FIRST, I BEAR NO ILL WILL TOWARDS YOU 27 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,273 FOR TOTALLY SCREWING ME OUT OF PARTNER. 28 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,041 THANK YOU. 29 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,976 AND, UH, NO HARD FEELINGS HERE 30 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,279 FOR YOU TRYING TO SLIT MY THROAT. 31 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,581 I'M VERY EMBARRASSED OVER THAT. 32 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,083 DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. 33 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,353 WH-WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, JERRY? 34 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:30,191 I WANT MY JOB BACK. 35 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,128 I'VE GOT MYSELF A NICE LITTLE PRACTICE. 36 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,096 HERE'S A LIST OF CLIENTS. 37 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,731 MANY ARE BLUE-CHIP. 38 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:41,502 UH, HAVING SUCCEEDED IN BUILDING YOUR OWN FIRM, 39 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,504 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO COME BACK? 40 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,406 I MISS THE CAMARADERIE. 41 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,475 (laughs) JERRY, YOU NEVER SPOKE TO ANYONE. 42 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:50,311 I'VE IMPROVED IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 43 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,713 W-WHAT IS IT REALLY, JERRY? 44 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,316 WELL... 45 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:57,351 LAST WEEK, I HAD A CASE... 46 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,019 AGAINST CLARENCE BELL, ACTUALLY, 47 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:01,522 A LOVELY MAN WHO WORKS HERE. 48 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,625 I WAS RATHER UGLY IN THE TRIAL, CUTTHROAT. 49 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,360 I'VE BECOME MORE AND MORE AWARE 50 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,362 THAT'S WHAT YOU MUST BE SOMETIMES 51 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,531 IN ORDER TO WIN CASES, WHICH I CAN ACCEPT. 52 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:14,101 BUT YOU HAVE TO BE THAT WAY FAR TOO OFTEN 53 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,570 IN ORDER TO COMPETE IN THE MARKETPLACE, 54 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,672 WHETHER IT'S POACHING CLIENTS 55 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,708 OR BEATING UP VENDORS. 56 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:24,278 IT'S A VERY CRUEL WORLD OUT THERE. 57 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,647 I HADN'T NOTICED. 58 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,150 I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT WAY. IT'S NOT WHO I AM. 59 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,724 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I WILL THINK ABOUT THIS. 60 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:40,661 ANY REQUEST THIS OUTRAGEOUS DESERVES ATTENTION. 61 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:44,498 BUT I DO HAVE A RULE OF THUMB WHEN I HIRE PEOPLE. 62 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:47,968 I NEED TO BE CONVINCED THEY COULD BE HAPPY HERE. 63 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,203 OH, I COULD BE. 64 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:50,738 SHIRLEY, I ASSURE YOU, 65 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:54,007 JUST THE THOUGHT OF GETTING TO COME BACK HERE AGAIN 66 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,009 PUTS A SONG IN MY HEART. 67 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,745 I ACTUALLY WALK ABOUT SINGING IT IN MY HEAD. 68 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,747 Y-YOU--YOU SING A SONG IN YOUR HEAD? 69 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,349 YES. 70 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,517 COULD YOU HUM A FEW BARS? 71 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,719 (laughs) VERY GOOD. 72 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:09,223 NO, REALLY. I-I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE SONG. 73 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,058 WELL... 74 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,294 OKAY. 75 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:17,998 (humming "Boston Legal" theme song) 76 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,568 *** 77 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,102 * BUM, BUM, BA DA DUM 78 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,437 * ALL RIGHT 79 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:26,073 * BUM, BUM, BUM BUM BA DA DUM * 80 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,108 * MM, MM 81 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,743 * BUM, BUM, NA NA NA NA * 82 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:32,179 * ALL RIGHT 83 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,681 * BUM, BUM 84 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,583 * DA NA NA NA NA 85 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,418 * BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM 86 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,953 * BUM, BUM, BA DA DUM 87 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:44,124 * BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM 88 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,194 *** 89 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:54,402 ON WHAT GROUNDS WERE YOU ARRESTED, MR. KALLAH? 90 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:57,004 I WAS SUSPECTED OF HAVING TIES TO AL QAEDA, 91 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,572 WHICH IS RIDICULOUS. 92 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:01,241 I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE NOT AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. I'M BRITISH. 93 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,076 COMMIE. 94 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,613 MY SISTER IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN THROUGH MARRIAGE. 95 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,248 I'M APPLYING FOR CITIZENSHIP. ARE YOU ON A NO-FLY LIST? 96 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,983 I HAVE BEEN. 97 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,185 WENT TO REHAB. THEY LOVE ME NOW. 98 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:15,155 WHY WERE YOU IN AFGHANISTAN IN THE FIRST PLACE? 99 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,157 I WAS THERE ON A HUMANITARIAN EFFORT, 100 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,092 BRINGING FOOD, MEDICAL SUPPLIES 101 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,461 TO SOME IMPOVERISHED VILLAGERS. 102 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,364 I WAS ARRESTED BY U.S. INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS. 103 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:26,300 AND SENT TO GUANTANAMO. FOR TWO YEARS. 104 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:29,303 WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL? 105 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:32,406 IT'LL BE ON THE TEST. I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP, SON. 106 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,075 MR. KALLAH, YOU'RE A HARVARD-EDUCATED MAN, 107 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,744 PRESUMABLY WELL-INFORMED. 108 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:40,180 IF YOU'VE SO MUCH AS BOTHERED TO READ THE NEWSPAPERS, 109 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,115 WHICH NOT EVERYBODY DOES, I GRANT YOU-- 110 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:45,218 IT CAN INTERFERE WITH LEADERSHIP SKILLS-- 111 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,988 YOU KNOW SUING FOR ABUSE AT GUANTANAMO 112 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,658 IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE. WHICH IS WHY I'VE COME TO YOU. 113 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,225 COMMIE. 114 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:55,228 I WAS TORTURED BY AGENTS OF THE UNITED STATES. 115 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,197 I SHOULD GET TO SUE THE UNITED STATES. 116 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,166 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TRIBE YOU'RE FROM, SPORT, 117 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,601 BUT THIS IS AMERICA. 118 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,736 HUMAN RIGHTS ARE SO YESTERDAY HERE. 119 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,138 GET WITH THE PROGRAM. 120 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,275 WHAT? 121 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,578 MR. KALLAH, YOU CAN THANK DENNY CRANE. 122 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,714 HE'S JUST PERSUADED ME TO TAKE YOUR CASE. 123 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:22,690 *** 124 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:25,092 *** 125 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,660 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 126 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,729 MORE TIMES THAN I CARE TO MENTION, JUDGE. 127 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,432 AND IT SEEMS LIKE EACH TIME WITH A DIFFERENT WOMAN. 128 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,367 ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH? 129 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,970 MR. SHORE, IT WOULD NOT BE WISE TO MAKE SEXUAL ADVANCES. 130 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:40,007 I TEND TO ACCEPT THEM. 131 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,042 CAN WE TURN TO THE CASE? 132 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:45,112 (chuckles) I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 133 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,447 YOUR HONOR, 134 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,049 PERHAPS YOU COULD REFRESH ME OVER LUNCH. 135 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,051 IT'S ABOUT YOU SUING THE GOVERNMENT 136 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,586 FOR GUANTANAMO ABUSES, 137 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,022 BRINGING IT IN STATE COURT, NO LESS, 138 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,690 INSTEAD OF FEDERAL WHERE IT BELONGS. 139 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,126 AND THE COURTS HAVE RULED IT DOESN'T EVEN BELONG THERE. 140 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,628 IT'S BARRED ON JURISDICTIONAL GROUNDS. 141 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:03,363 MY FATHER USED TO SAY TO ME, "NEVER ACCEPT NO FOR AN ANSWER." 142 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:06,066 OF COURSE HE'D SPANK ME IF I DIDN'T ACCEPT IT FROM HIM. 143 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,235 DO YOU SPANK, YOUR HONOR? I JAIL. 144 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:11,405 30 SECONDS AS TO WHY I SHOULD ENTERTAIN THIS LAWSUIT. 145 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,240 OKAY, I REALIZE THE JURISDICTIONAL BARRIERS 146 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,742 ARE PROHIBITIVE, BUT, YOUR HONOR, 147 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,744 WE DON'T LET LITTLE THINGS LIKE THE LAW 148 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,679 STAND IN OUR WAY IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY. 149 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,748 THE LAW, FOR EXAMPLE, RECOGNIZES THE GENEVA CONVENTION, 150 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,083 BUT WE SAY THE HELL WITH IT. 151 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,352 THE LAW HAS VERY STRICT REGULATIONS 152 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,320 ON DOMESTIC WIRETAPPING-- WE SAY THE HELL WITH IT. 153 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:30,390 THE LAW SAYS IF YOU SHOOT SOMEBODY WITH A SHOTGUN 154 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,292 MISTAKING HIM FOR A QUAIL, 155 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,261 YOU REALLY SHOULD CALL THE POLICE. MR. SHORE-- 156 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,030 WE'RE COWBOYS, JUDGE. WE DO WHAT WE WANT, 157 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,365 WHETHER IT'S STARTING WARS, CHANGING DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. 158 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,268 WE LIKE TO PLAY IT FAST AND LOOSE IN THIS COUNTRY, 159 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,604 MAKING IT UP AS WE GO ALONG. YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOURSELF. 160 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,606 YOUR HONOR, THERE'S A RUMOR ABOUT YOU. SEVERAL ACTUALLY. 161 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:49,009 BUT THE RUMOR I SPEAK OF IS THAT YOU GIVE A DAMN. 162 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:52,079 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. IF I'M WRONG, NO HARD FEELINGS. 163 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,214 I'M STILL FREE FOR LUNCH. 164 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,084 I WILL LISTEN TO YOUR CLIENT JUST TO DETERMINE 165 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,453 IF I'LL EVEN ACCEPT THIS CASE ON JURISDICTIONAL GROUNDS. 166 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,354 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 167 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:04,224 2:00. ADJOURNED. 168 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,495 DON'T YOU BE TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR HER. YOU READ MY MIND. 169 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,062 I'M SERIOUS, ALAN. 170 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:13,366 SHE'S FAMOUS FOR TELLING LAWYERS TO DROP TROU IN HER CHAMBERS. 171 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,302 AND MORE TIMES THAN NOT, THEY DO IT. 172 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:18,071 I'LL ONLY BE DROPPING TROU FOR YOU. 173 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,108 YOU ARE SO SWEET. 174 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,644 ARE YOU BECOMING A ROMANTIC, ALAN? 175 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,647 WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT... 176 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,123 (laughs) 177 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,725 MY GOD. 178 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,728 DID YOU KNOW YELLOW ROSES WERE MY FAVORITE? 179 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,663 I ASKED AROUND. 180 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,732 SIX. 181 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:47,701 YOU KNOW, I JUST LOST SIX YELLOW ROSES. 182 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:50,137 THIS IS PERFECT. 183 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,640 I HAD A DOZEN IN MY OFFICE-- OH! 184 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,742 AND SIX MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. 185 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,744 HMM. AND WOW... 186 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,178 (chuckles) 187 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,581 THIS IS FATE, I GUESS. 188 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,550 YOU'RE THE BEST. 189 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:10,457 *** 190 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,360 SHE'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU, ALAN. WHY NOT? 191 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,029 SHE JUST ISN'T. A WOMAN KNOWS THESE THINGS. TRUST ME. 192 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,998 DENNY, YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN. 193 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,300 WHATEVER! (chuckles) 194 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,536 I DON'T LIKE HER. YOU'RE JEALOUS. 195 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,471 NOT JEALOUS. DENNY-- 196 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,373 IT ISN'T THAT. 197 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,976 BUT IT'S WHERE YOU'LL BE GOING NOW 198 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,644 FOR ALL OF YOUR SLEEPOVERS. 199 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,212 NOT ALL. I PROMISE. 200 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:35,583 DON'T LIKE YOU REPRESENTING A COMMIE TERRORIST. 201 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,752 HE'S NOT A TERRORIST. CAN'T YOU JUST ONCE BE FOR THIS COUNTRY? 202 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:41,421 I AM FOR THIS COUNTRY. I LOVE THIS COUNTRY. 203 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,523 AND CAN'T YOU JUST ONCE LOVE GEORGE BUSH? 204 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:47,194 WELL, THAT PRESENTS A SLIGHTLY... BIGGER CHALLENGE. 205 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,997 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, INVITE HIM TO GO FISHING WITH US. 206 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,999 THE PRESIDENT? WHY NOT? 207 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,002 WELL... I DOUBT HE KNOWS HOW TO FISH. 208 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,004 DENNY, HE'S LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. 209 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:01,474 SURELY HE MUST BE CAPABLE OF OUTSMARTING A SALMON. 210 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,312 NO? 211 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:09,717 I DON'T WANT YOU SLEEPING WITH THAT WOMAN. 212 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:14,121 AND I DON'T WANT YOU ATTACKING MY COUNTRY. 213 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,991 STOP LOOKING AT ME. DENNY-- 214 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:21,061 I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME. I ASKED YOU TO STOP. 215 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,062 FINE. 216 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,130 FINE. 217 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,966 *** 218 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,068 OKAY, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 219 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:31,471 AND I STILL HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS. 220 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,642 FIRST... 221 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,177 REALLY, JERRY? 222 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,212 REALLY. 223 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:43,383 THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE WERE HERE. 224 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,018 WHICH PART EXACTLY, 225 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:48,021 BEING OSTRACIZED, TURNED DOWN FOR PARTNER, 226 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,190 THE ARREST FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER? 227 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,626 I REALIZE IT WAS ALL GOOD. 228 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,061 MOST OFFICE PLACES, 229 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,396 EVERYBODY'S MIRED IN THEIR COMPUTERS 230 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,698 OR BlackBerries, 231 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,100 ON THEIR CELL PHONES EVEN IN THE BATHROOMS. 232 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,436 MOST EXCHANGES TAKE PLACE BY E-MAIL, 233 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,738 TEXT MESSAGE OR I.M. 234 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:08,475 IT'S BECOME SUCH AN IMPERSONAL UNIVERSE. 235 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,310 HERE... 236 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,513 EVERYONE IS SO IN EACH OTHER'S FACES. 237 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:17,117 I REALIZE NOW, IT'S QUITE MAGICAL. 238 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,252 PERSONALLY, I COULD DO WITH A LITTLE LESS MAGIC. 239 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:23,323 HOW JOYOUS THAT YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW ONE ANOTHER. 240 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,258 COULD IT BE ANY MORE HUMAN? 241 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,962 NO MATTER WHERE YOU LOOK-- ONE'S GOT MAD COW, 242 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:32,265 YOU'VE GOT THE FUNNY ONE WHO SALUTES AND DOES PUSH-UPS, 243 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:36,069 THERE'S THE TRANSVESTITE AND THE GIRL WHO LOVES HIM, 244 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,738 A DWARF WHO COMES AND GOES, 245 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,107 AND HOW TO BEGIN TO EXPLAIN ALAN... (chuckles) 246 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,709 (chuckles) 247 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:45,713 CERTAINLY YOU CAN MAKE ROOM FOR ONE LAWYER 248 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:49,116 WHO KEEPS HIS HANDS ON HIS THIGHS 249 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,318 AND PURRS. 250 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,688 AND THEN THERE'S YOU, 251 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,324 WHO'S ACTUALLY CONSIDERING 252 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,026 REHIRING A MAN WHO... 253 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:03,296 HELD A SERRATED CAKE KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT. 254 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:07,968 SUCH COMPASSION FOR FORGIVENESS... 255 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,138 THAT MAKES YOU THE MOST HUMAN OF THEM ALL. 256 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,575 (sighs) 257 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,378 O-OKAY. 258 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,547 FIRST, THAT WAS VERY GOOD. 259 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:25,218 SECOND, IT WAS ACTUALLY MO-MOVING. 260 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,958 LET ME SEE IF I CAN RUN THIS UP THE FLAGPOLE-- OH! 261 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,193 IT IS NOT A YES YET, JERRY. 262 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,029 BUT MAYBE I CAN CAUSE SOME OF THE OTHERS HERE 263 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,564 TO ALSO LOSE THEIR MIND. 264 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,032 THANK YOU, SHIRL! 265 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,701 IT'S SHIRLEY. YOU CAN GO NOW. YEAH. (chuckles) 266 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,672 (laughs) 267 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,141 MY HOPES ARE SO HIGH, 268 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,244 I HAVE TO DO A HIGHER HOP JUST TO SEE THEM. 269 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,213 I KNOW THE FEELING. 270 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:06,393 *** 271 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,628 (reporters) MR. SHORE! MR. SHORE! 272 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:12,499 I'M SORRY, I HAVE NO COMMENT. DENNY, DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT? (reporters) MR. CRANE! 273 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,667 I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GUANTANAMO BY THE BAY. 274 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,137 I HAPPEN TO LIKE RESORTS. AND AS FOR SUING THE COUNTRY, 275 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,706 WELL, I THINK IT'S WRONG, BUT THE CLIENT PAID THE MONEY. 276 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,342 BUT LET ME SAY THIS, IN NO OTHER COUNTRY 277 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,711 CAN YOU CHALLENGE A GOVERNMENT LIKE YOU CAN 278 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,146 IN THE U.S. OF A. 279 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,715 AND THAT'S WHAT FREEDOM'S ALL ABOUT, 280 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,317 THE RIGHT TO EXPRESS UNPOPULAR OPINIONS. 281 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,385 EXCEPT IF YOU HAVE ARAB BLOOD, 282 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,287 THEN IT'S STRAIGHT TO CUBA YOU GO. 283 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,390 WE'RE IN A WAR HERE, GUYS. COME ON. DENNY CRANE. (reporters) MR. CRANE! 284 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,994 DID ANYBODY TELL YOU WHY YOU WERE BEING ARRESTED? 285 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:44,097 NO. I WAS GRABBED, TAKEN TO A CELL. 286 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,033 A DAY LATER, I WAS INTERROGATED. 287 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,101 I WAS ABLE TO DEDUCE FROM THE QUESTIONS 288 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,070 THAT I WAS BELIEVED TO HAVE CONNECTIONS 289 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,704 TO EITHER AL QAEDA OR THE TALIBAN. 290 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,407 WHAT EVIDENCE DID THEY PRESENT TO SUPPORT THIS SUSPICION? 291 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,343 I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN PRESENTED 292 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,045 WITH ANY EVIDENCE. 293 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,014 TWO YEARS LATER, AFTER BEING ABUSED AND TORTURED, 294 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,615 I WAS RELEASED. 295 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,552 THERE AGAIN, NO REASON WAS EVER GIVEN. DID YOU HAVE A LAWYER? 296 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,088 WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE LAWYERS. 297 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,090 YOU TOLD THEM THAT YOU HAD BEEN LIVING 298 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,092 IN THE UNITED STATES ON A VISA 299 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,327 WHILE ATTENDING HARVARD UNIVERSITY? 300 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,596 THEY WERE NOT IMPRESSED. 301 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,533 MR. KALLAH, YOU'VE STATED THAT YOU WERE TORTURED. 302 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:24,137 CAN YOU GIVE US AN EXAMPLE? 303 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,141 I WAS BEATEN... 304 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,243 REPEATEDLY DEPRIVED OF SLEEP. 305 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:34,281 I WAS FORCED TO WEAR A HOOD OVER MY HEAD, 306 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,683 SOMETIMES FOR DAYS. 307 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,752 (sighs) I WAS SEXUALLY HUMILIATED. 308 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,254 HOW SO? 309 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,224 I'D RATHER NOT GO INTO IT. 310 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,061 AND WHAT ELSE? 311 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,964 I WAS FORCED TO LIE IN A FETAL POSITION 312 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,267 WITH MY EYES AND MY MOUTH DUCT TAPED. 313 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,204 THE WORST PART... 314 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,205 (sighs) 315 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,140 WAS THAT WE FELT IT WAS FOREVER. 316 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,375 WE WERE NEVER GONNA BE RELEASED. 317 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,045 WE WERE NEVER GONNA GET A TRIAL. 318 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,580 ONE MAN... ALI MAR... 319 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,084 A FRIEND... 320 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,386 HE WAS ARRESTED WITH ME. 321 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,991 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND, SIR? 322 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,460 FINALLY, HE COULDN'T TAKE IT. 323 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,997 (sighs) 324 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,498 HE HUNG HIMSELF. 325 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,667 HE COMMITTED SUICIDE? 326 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,436 THE PENTAGON CALLED IT, 327 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,671 "MANIPULATIVE, SELF-INJURIOUS BEHAVIOR, 328 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,207 "AN ACT OF ASYMMETRIC WARFARE 329 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,276 ENGAGED AGAINST THE UNITED STATES." 330 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,112 WAS YOUR FRIEND A TERRORIST? 331 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,316 NO. HE WAS A DOCTOR. 332 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,456 HE TRIED TO KILL YOU. 333 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,958 NOT REALLY. 334 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,961 AND LET'S FACE IT, WE DID SORT OF SCREW HIM. 335 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,030 NO, WE DENIED HIM PARTNERSHIP, WHICH IS OUR RIGHT. 336 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,499 HE PULLED A KNIFE. NOT HIS RIGHT. 337 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,701 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S NUTS, 338 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,703 BUT THERE WERE MITIGATING CIRCUMSTANCES, 339 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,238 HIS ASPERGER'S BEING ONE. 340 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,307 HE'S BECOME A PRETTY GOOD LITIGATOR, 341 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,477 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO LOSE DENISE TO MATERNITY ANY DAY NOW. 342 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,579 WE COULD USE THE HELP. 343 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,681 LET'S JUST DO IT ON A TRIAL BASIS. 344 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,483 IF FOR NO OTHER REASON 345 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,286 THAN TO ASSUAGE MY CONSCIENCE. 346 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,993 THE CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION THAT YOU WORKED FOR 347 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,961 WAS BASED OUT OF PAKISTAN? 348 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,663 YES. YOU'RE AWARE THAT THE ORGANIZATION 349 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,000 HAS BEEN LINKED TO AL QAEDA? 350 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,002 WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AID WORK 351 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,204 IN A TALIBAN-CONTROLLED AREA, DEALS HAVE TO BE MADE. I SAID AL QAEDA. 352 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,272 THE TALIBAN AND AL QAEDA SAW HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS 353 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,009 AS PART OF THE U.S. OFFENSIVE. 354 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,310 WE SAW HUNGRY KIDS. 355 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,245 WE DID WHAT WAS NECESSARY TO FEED THEM. 356 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,747 SO WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS BEING COOPERATIVE 357 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,117 WITH THE OFFICIALS THAT DETAINED YOU, 358 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,252 OR HOSTILE? WELL, I PROTESTED MY INNOCENCE. 359 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,521 IF YOU CALL THAT UNCOOPERATIVE-- THANK YOU. 360 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,124 AND, SIR, YOU WERE INITIALLY DETAINED BY AFGHANI TRIBESMEN, 361 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,558 WERE YOU NOT? 362 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,094 THEY TURNED YOU OVER TO U.S. AUTHORITIES, 363 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,663 ALLEGING THAT YOU WERE AL QAEDA. AFGHANI TRIBESMEN WERE OFFERED CASH REWARDS TO TURN PEOPLE IN. 364 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,367 THE C.I.A. HAD POSTERS PROMISING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. 365 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,302 AFGHANI TRIBESMEN WERE SURRENDERING THEIR OWN MOTHERS. 366 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,004 WELL, CAN YOU PRESENT ANY EVIDENCE 367 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,141 THAT WOULD PROVE THAT YOU WERE NOT CONNECTED TO AL QAEDA? 368 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,675 CAN I PROVE A NEGATIVE? 369 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,311 ARE WE BEING ASKED TO DO THAT NOW? 370 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:22,149 *** 371 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,390 HMM. 372 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,993 YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 373 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,397 TELL ME. 374 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,134 NOBODY CARES. 375 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,536 GUANTANAMO SCHWANTANAMO. 376 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,306 THIS IS AMERICA. WE DON'T CARE. 377 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,741 WHY IS THAT, DENNY? 378 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,211 THE UNITED STATES IS TORTURING PEOPLE, 379 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,481 DENYING THEM ANY SEMBLANCE OF DUE PROCESS. 380 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,416 HOW DID WE SUDDENLY BECOME A PEOPLE 381 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,651 WHO DON'T CARE? 382 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,453 9/11. 383 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,356 (chuckles) 9/11 JUST GIVES US CARTE BLANCHE 384 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,692 TO ABOLISH HUMAN RIGHTS? 385 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,127 HOW CAN THAT BE SO? 386 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,329 FIRST, IT'S SO BECAUSE GOD SAID SO. 387 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,431 HE TOLD BUSH. 388 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,433 AND SECOND, WE DON'T CARE 'CAUSE IT'S HAPPENING 389 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,034 IN SOME THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. 390 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,969 (scoffs) WE CAN'T RELATE. 391 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,671 IT'S HAPPENING IN CUBA, 392 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,141 A FEW HUNDRED MILES OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA. 393 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,210 YOU REMEMBER FLORIDA, DENNY? 394 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,212 GOD TOLD THEM TO PUNCH THE WRONG CHAD. 395 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,714 ALAN, TODAY IT'S HELP THE CUBANS. 396 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,550 TOMORROW IT'S LET'S GO TO DARFUR 397 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,119 AND HELP THE DARFURIANS. 398 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,121 WE CAN'T BE THERE FOR EVERYBODY. 399 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,723 THAT CAN'T MAKE SENSE, EVEN TO YOU. 400 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,692 YOU WANT TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ALL? 401 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,095 HERE IT IS... 402 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,500 WE DON'T CARE ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS. 403 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,636 THAT'S THE OLD AMERICA. 404 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,004 NOW WE JUST DON'T WANT TO GET BLOWN UP. 405 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,573 SIMPLE AS THAT. 406 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,009 EH, TORTURE A FEW CUBANS ALONG THE WAY, BIG DEAL. 407 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,011 THEY'RE NOT AMERICAN. IT'S NOT HAPPENING HERE. 408 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,581 SO... WE DON'T CARE. 409 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,351 AND THE JUDGE WON'T EITHER. 410 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,519 OH, SHE'S SEXY. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. 411 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:10,490 AND NASTY, TOO, I'LL BET. THINK SHE'S NASTY? 412 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,359 SHE'S NASTY. 413 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:20,667 *** 414 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,769 *** 415 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,341 YOU ASKED TO SEE ME. 416 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,043 YES. 417 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,581 TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF. 418 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,283 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 419 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,286 YOU HEARD ME. 420 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,221 COUNSELOR... 421 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:45,192 DO YOU WANT ME TO CONSIDER JURISDICTION HERE OR NOT? 422 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:49,262 DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU'LL DISMISS MY CASE 423 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,464 IF I DON'T DROP MY TROUSERS? 424 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,065 NO. 425 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:56,068 BUT MOST OF THE LAWYERS ARE HAPPY TO DO IT, 426 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,570 BY THE WAY. 427 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,740 I CALLED YOU IN TO TELL YOU I'M ALLOWING THE GOVERNMENT 428 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,075 TO PUT ON A WITNESS, AN ARMY COLONEL. 429 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,645 TO SAY WHAT? THE OTHER SIDE. 430 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,080 HE'LL BE TAKING THE STAND. 431 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,384 YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE NOTICE. THAT'S ALL. 432 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:15,555 DO MOST LAWYERS REALLY TAKE THEIR PANTS OFF FOR YOU? 433 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,258 WHY NOT? IT'S EXCITING. 434 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,660 FOR THEM? 435 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,196 YES, ACTUALLY. 436 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,198 THE THOUGHT OF ME LOOKING AT THEM, 437 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,367 PERHAPS GETTING AROUSED, 438 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,369 IT TITILLATES THEM. 439 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:33,005 IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT ME LOOKING AT YOU, MR. SHORE, 440 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,543 PRIVATELY GETTING AROUSED. 441 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:40,012 PERHAPS I EVEN GIVE MYSELF AWAY WITH A LOOK. 442 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,014 DOES IT NOT EXCITE YOU? 443 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,351 ARE YOU NOT GETTING A LITTLE THRILL 444 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,354 JUST THINKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW? 445 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,222 NOT SO LITTLE. 446 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,958 4:00 P.M. 447 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,426 BE ON TIME. 448 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,407 *** 449 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,609 SHE ASKED YOU TO DROP YOUR PANTS? 450 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,544 SHE LIKES TO PLAY MIND GAMES. 451 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,613 I THINK IT'S A WAY FOR HER 452 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,114 TO GAIN DOMINION OVER LAWYERS. 453 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,616 SHE WANTS ME. REALLY? 454 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,751 OH, YEAH. SHE'S GOING THROUGH YOU TO GET TO ME. 455 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,753 ALAN, OH, SHE'S A CHESS PLAYER. 456 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,390 IT'S SO OBVIOUS, I'M THREE MOVES AHEAD OF HER. 457 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,425 I WANT HER, I'LL SAY THAT. 458 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,193 SHE'S SO NASTY. I WANT HER. 459 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,061 YOU'RE ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP. 460 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,364 IT'S NOT FAIR. I'M VERY ATTRACTED TO OLDER WOMEN. 461 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,467 AND THIS WOMAN IS PARTICULARLY-- UH, SHE'S THERE FOR ME. 462 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,470 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO TO HER AND I CAN HAVE HER, AND I CAN'T. 463 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,039 THAT'S WHY MONOGAMY, IF IT'S NOT AGAINST MANKIND, 464 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,541 IS CERTAINLY AGAINST MAN. 465 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,744 YOU'VE ALREADY GOT A JUDGE. LET ME TAKE THIS ONE. 466 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,746 NO, I DON'T WANT YOU COMPROMISING MY CASE. 467 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:50,016 ME? VELVET GLOVE, MAN. STAY AWAY FROM HER, DENNY. 468 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,052 AND YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, TOO, BY THE WAY, WITH BETHANY. 469 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,154 WELL, IT'S ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN. 470 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,524 TODAY I'LL MAKE IT OFF AGAIN, NO PROBLEM. STAY AWAY FROM JUDGE FOLGER. 471 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,991 (groans softly) 472 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,228 GOOD NEWS IS, PAUL LEWISTON SIGNED OFF. 473 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,398 POTENTIALLY BAD NEWS... DENNY. 474 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,133 DENNY? 475 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,635 DENNY LIKES ME. 476 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,004 HE SOMETIMES PATS ME ON THE HEAD LIKE I'M A LABRADOODLE. 477 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,406 DENNY HAS SOME ISSUES, JERRY. 478 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,477 IT SEEMS YOU'VE BECOME CLOSE WITH HIS SPECIAL FRIEND. 479 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,211 ALAN? 480 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,414 DENNY DOESN'T LIKE TO SHARE WHAT'S HIS. 481 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,983 HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE TO SHARE WHAT'S NOT HIS. 482 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,419 HE SEES YOU AS A THREAT. 483 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,288 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. BOTTOM LINE IS, 484 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,958 I CAN'T PUSH THIS THROUGH WITHOUT DENNY'S OKAY. 485 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,727 YOU AND HE NEED TO HAVE A SIT-DOWN. MM. 486 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,365 YOU NEED TO CONVINCE HIM THAT... 487 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:41,033 YOU'RE NOT OUT TO STEAL HIS MAN. 488 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,305 THE PUBLIC MAY NOT LIKE GUANTANAMO, 489 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,007 THEY PROBABLY DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, 490 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,309 BUT IT'S NECESSARY. WHY? 491 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,311 BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN SUCCESSFULLY SCREEN 492 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,614 FOR TERRORIST THREATS. 493 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,617 DO INNOCENT PEOPLE GET CAUGHT IN THE NET SOMETIMES? 494 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,619 SURE. IT HAPPENS. IF SO, WE RELEASE THEM. 495 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,354 YOU DIDN'T RELEASE MR. KALLAH. 496 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,756 MR. KALLAH WOULDN'T COOPERATE. 497 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:07,694 BECAUSE OF THAT, WE COULDN'T SUCCESSFULLY SCREEN HIM. 498 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,462 HE SAYS YOU TORTURED HIM. 499 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,631 DISCOMFITURE TACTICS ARE EMPLOYED. THEY HAPPEN TO WORK. 500 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,500 IN THIS DAY, 501 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,668 THERE'S A PARAMOUNT NEED TO GET INFORMATION QUICKLY, 502 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:18,371 BEFORE WE HAVE ANOTHER ATTACK LIKE 9/11. 503 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,640 AND I MIGHT POINT OUT THAT SINCE GTMO 504 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,742 AND THE APPLICATION OF THE PATRIOT ACT, 505 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,612 WE HAVE NOT HAD ANOTHER SUCH ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL. 506 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,614 THE AMERICAN PUBLIC SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT 507 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,650 INSTEAD OF WAVING THEIR ARMS ABOUT, 508 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,385 SCREAMING "HUMAN RIGHTS." 509 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:35,087 YOU JUST DON'T SEE ANY GRAY AREA HERE, DO YOU? 510 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,089 YOU KNOW THE GRAY I SEE, COUNSELOR? 511 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,225 FRAGMENTS OF HUMAN BRAINS THAT USED TO BELONG TO OUR SOLDIERS. 512 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,993 WHAT WE DO AT GUANTANAMO 513 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,262 IS DESIGNED TO SAVE THEIR LIVES, TOO. 514 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,197 OH, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT. 515 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:48,034 IT'S GOOD FOR THE TROOPS. YOU WIN. 516 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,969 TELL ME, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY BRAIN MATTER 517 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,071 FROM A PRISONER AT GUANTANAMO? 518 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,007 THAT IS AN OFFENSIVE QUESTION. I WILL NOT ANSWER IT. 519 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,343 SO ROUNDING UP SUSPECTS FROM VARIOUS NATIONS, 520 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,978 INTERROGATING THEM AT FACILITIES 521 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:01,448 IN OTHER COUNTRIES OR ON SHIPS, 522 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,983 THEN SENDING THEM OFF TO A REMOTE U.S. NAVAL BASE 523 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,185 THAT'S BEEN REPURPOSED AS A DUMPING GROUND 524 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,355 FOR PEOPLE WHOSE CIVIL RIGHTS WE'D REALLY RATHER NOT CONSIDER, 525 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,624 IT'S NECESSARY AND IT WORKS. EXCELLENT. 526 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,460 I SUPPOSE THE BOSTON POLICE DEPARTMENT 527 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,327 IS NECESSARY AND EFFECTIVE AS WELL, 528 00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:18,297 AS ARE MOST OTHER POLICE DEPARTMENTS IN THIS COUNTRY. 529 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,433 WOULD YOU AGREE? I WOULD. 530 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,068 AND IF THEY WERE TO ARREST 531 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,670 AN INNOCENT MAN, TORTURE HIM, HOLD HIM FOR TWO YEARS, 532 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,371 THEY WOULD BE SUED, AND THEY'D PAY. 533 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,139 WHY SHOULDN'T THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT 534 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,141 COMPENSATE MR. KALLAH? 535 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:30,543 BECAUSE THIS IS DIFFERENT. 536 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,211 WE HAVE TO BE OVERZEALOUS 537 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,714 TO HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST THE TERRORISTS. 538 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,716 IT'S A WAR WE ALREADY CAN'T AFFORD, 539 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,452 AND IF WE HAVE TO START PAYING OUT JUDGMENTS 540 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:42,421 EVERY TIME WE GET IT WRONG, THAT MEANS THAT MORE KIDS 541 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,524 DON'T GET THE ARMOR AND EQUIPMENT THEY NEED, 542 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,293 MORE KIDS DIE, MORE CIVILIANS DIE. 543 00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:50,329 (lowered voice) SNIDE-ASS. MOVE TO STRIKE. HE'S NEVER SEEN MY ASS. 544 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:53,666 HER HONOR WOULD LIKE TO, SO IT'S A SENSITIVE-- MR. SHORE. 545 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,702 UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION, 546 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,970 PRISONERS OF WAR CAN'T BE TORTURED. 547 00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:00,072 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, COLONEL? 548 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,974 UH, THEY'RE NOT CONSIDERED PRISONERS. 549 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,043 THEY'RE ENEMY COMBATANTS. 550 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,512 THE GENEVA CONVENTION DOESN'T APPLY. 551 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,379 THEY'RE NOT PRISONERS? 552 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:10,082 THEY'RE MORE LIKE CRIMINALS THAN SOLDIERS. CRIMINALS. 553 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,984 WELL, THE CONSTITUTION 554 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:13,986 GIVES VERY SPECIFIC RIGHTS TO CRIMINALS. 555 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,988 AM I CORRECT? 556 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,690 UH, SUCH AS, A-A LAWYER, A TRIAL-- 557 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,492 HE IS NOT A UNITED STATES CITIZEN. 558 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,628 THE CONSTITUTION DOESN'T APPLY. 559 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:25,231 AH, SO NO GENEVA CONVENTION, NO CONSTITUTION. IT ALL WORKS OUT. 560 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:27,734 DO THEY HAVE ANY RIGHTS WE NEED TO BOTHER WITH? 561 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,703 WE ARE TRYING TO DEFEND A COUNTRY AGAINST TERROR. 562 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:33,239 OH, YES. FOR THE GOOD OF THE TROOPS. MR. SHORE. 563 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,108 YES, YOUR HONOR. CHAMBERS? DISCIPLINE? 564 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,413 (lowered voice) YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? 565 00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,415 IT'S JUST ALL THIS TALK 566 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:45,718 OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT EXCITES ME. 567 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,419 DOES IT NOT YOU? 568 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:50,723 *** 569 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:08,440 WHATCHA READING? 570 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:11,644 DO YOU KNOW WHAT CHENEY SAID ABOUT THE GUANTANAMO PRISONERS? 571 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,580 HE SAID, "THEY'RE LIVING IN THE TROPICS, 572 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,081 "THEY'RE ALL WELL FED. 573 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:18,551 THEY'VE GOT EVERYTHING THEY COULD POSSIBLY WANT." 574 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,989 HAS SHE ASKED YOU TO DROP YOUR PANTS YET? 575 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,356 (laughs) WHAT? 576 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,692 JUDGE FOLGER. 577 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:28,160 HAS SHE ASKED YOU YET? 578 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,528 UH... 579 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:31,397 (clears throat) 580 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,401 ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HER? 581 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:38,705 NO. 582 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,745 IF I WERE ATTRACTED TO HER OR ANY OTHER WOMAN, 583 00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:49,548 WOULD THAT BE A PROBLEM? 584 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:55,054 OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA BE ATTRACTED TO OTHER WOMEN. 585 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:59,025 AND YOU CAN LUST AFTER WHOMEVER YOU WANT, 586 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:03,696 AS LONG AS YOU CHANNEL IT TOWARD ME. 587 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,435 MM. 588 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:13,505 MM. 589 00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:15,507 ACTUALLY, I DO FIND JUDGE FOLGER 590 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,576 SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE... 591 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:22,214 FOR, YOU KNOW, AN OLDER WOMAN. 592 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,552 FINE. (sighs) GLAD TO HEAR IT. 593 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,321 YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULDN'T CARE. 594 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:32,458 I DON'T. FINE. 595 00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:36,528 I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT, OF COURSE. 596 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:39,699 GOOD FOR YOU. 597 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:41,000 GLORIA... 598 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:44,303 DON'T... TOUCH ME. 599 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:54,313 *** 600 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:57,316 *** 601 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,387 YOU GET PUNISHED FOR BEING HONEST. 602 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,122 OF COURSE YOU DO. 603 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:05,992 THEY KEY TO ANY GOOD RELATIONSHIP IS LYING. 604 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:07,359 MM. 605 00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:10,062 YOU TELL HER SHE'S THE ONLY ONE YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE, 606 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,398 THE ONLY GIRL YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH, 607 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:15,034 THE ONLY ONE YOU REALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH-- 608 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:17,103 ALL KINDS OF GARBAGE THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY BELIEVE. 609 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,738 WOMEN COUNT ON US TO LIE TO THEM. 610 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,007 HOW ELSE CAN THEY CONVINCE THEMSELVES 611 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,710 THAT THEY STILL LOOK YOUNG IF WE DON'T HELP? 612 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:26,178 HELLO, ALAN, MR. CRANE. 613 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,114 JERRY, WHAT BRINGS YOU? 614 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:31,517 I'VE REAPPLIED FOR MY OLD JOB. I WANT TO COME BACK. 615 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:33,552 WHAT? WHY? 616 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:35,621 I MISS... IT HERE. 617 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,323 MR. CRANE... 618 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,291 I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD SPEAK. 619 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,695 CALL ME DENNY. NO. IT WOULD JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 620 00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:45,698 SHIRLEY SCHMIDT HAS CONDITIONED MY REENTRY ON YOUR OPINION. 621 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,533 I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU NOW. NO. 622 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:49,702 DENNY. HE'S TOO WEIRD. 623 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,037 (purring) 624 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,538 YOU SEE? 625 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:54,073 (stops purring) 626 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,342 WE'RE OFF TO COURT RIGHT NOW, JERRY. 627 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,677 DENNY WILL SEE YOU AT 11:30. 628 00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,179 THANK YOU! 629 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,314 YOU DISRESPECTED ME. 630 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,117 YOU CAN SEE THE MAN FOR FIVE MINUTES. 631 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:08,687 THAT ISN'T THE POINT. YOU OVERRULED ME IN HIS PRESENCE. 632 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:11,323 IT'S AS IF YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH HIM MEANS MORE THAN-- 633 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,093 HERE WE GO. DENNY, FOR GOD SAKE... 634 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,467 NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT THIS WAR. 635 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,535 IT'S LIKE NO OTHER WE'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED. 636 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,472 THE ONE THING THAT WE DO KNOW IS THAT WE HAVE TO BE 637 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,040 EXTREMELY PROACTIVE WITH OUR INTELLIGENCE. 638 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:29,475 IT'S THE ONLY WAY 639 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:32,211 THAT WE CAN PREVENT ANOTHER ATTACK SUCH AS 9/11. 640 00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:34,380 THAT'S WHY GUANTANAMO EXISTS, AND IT WORKS. 641 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:38,017 WE'VE LEARNED HOW bin LADEN HAS EVADED CAPTURE. 642 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,319 NOW WE DIDN'T GET THIS STUFF BY SAYING PRETTY PLEASE. 643 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,388 TORTURE SOMETIMES HAS TO BE USED 644 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:45,057 WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SAVING THE LIVES OF THE MASSES, 645 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:47,326 BOTH CIVILIANS AT HOME AND SOLDIERS ABROAD. 646 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:49,261 NOW DO INNOCENT PEOPLE SOMETIMES GET CAPTURED? 647 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:52,031 YES. MR. KALLAH WAS EVIDENTLY ONE. 648 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,400 IT WAS DIFFICULT TO DETERMINE THAT INITIALLY 649 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,667 BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO COOPERATE, 650 00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:59,105 BUT ONCE IT WAS SO DETERMINED, HE WAS LET GO. 651 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,373 THE QUESTION HERE IS WHETHER THE GOVERNMENT 652 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,109 SHOULD BE FORCED TO STAND TRIAL 653 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:04,743 EVERY TIME IT MAKES A MISTAKE. 654 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,512 AS COLONEL HEGARTY STATED, 655 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,580 THAT WOULD BURDEN THE WAR EFFORT BEYOND MEASURE, 656 00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:10,282 NOT JUST FINANCIALLY, BUT MILITARILY. 657 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,251 THE--THE DISCOVERY PROCESS ALONE 658 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:15,087 WOULD UNEARTH INFORMATION THAT WOULD AID THE ENEMY. 659 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:17,256 COME ON, A LITTLE COMMON SENSE HERE. 660 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:20,526 WE'RE IN A WAR, FOR GOD SAKE. 661 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,973 YOUR HONOR, I BELIEVE A LAWYER 662 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,042 SHOULD PUT HIS COUNTRY BEFORE HIS CLIENT, 663 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,978 AND FOR THAT REASON, I'M GONNA TAKE THE UNUSUAL STEP 664 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,180 OF ASKING YOU TO DISMISS MY CLIENT'S LAWSUIT. OBJECTION. IT'S A TRICK. 665 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,614 IT'S NOT A TRICK. 666 00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,650 EVEN THOUGH YOU ARGUE, AND I WOULD AGREE, 667 00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:47,153 THAT NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT THIS WAR, 668 00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:49,221 WE SHOULD NEVERTHELESS DEFER TO THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH, 669 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,756 WHO HAVE INDEED DEMONSTRATED A PARTICULAR EXPERTISE. 670 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,993 I FOR ONE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY DO NEXT. 671 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:57,029 MR. SHORE, I TOLD YOU I WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS CASE 672 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,731 TO BECOME A POLITICAL FOOTBALL. AND I GIVE YOU MY WORD, YOUR HONOR, 673 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:01,233 NOT A SINGLE TOSS OF THE PIGSKIN. 674 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,235 AND BY THE WAY, IF ONE WERE TO CONDEMN GUANTANAMO, 675 00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:05,304 WHICH I WOULD NEVER, IT CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE 676 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,106 AN INDICTMENT OF JUST THE ADMINISTRATION, 677 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,540 BUT OF THE ENTIRE CONGRESS, 678 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:11,377 HILLARY CLINTON AND BARACK OBAMA INCLUDED. 679 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,445 CONGRESS' SILENCE CAN ONLY BE ATTRIBUTED 680 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:16,082 TO CONSENT, ACQUIESCENCE OR DISINTEREST--TAKE YOUR PICK. 681 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,584 BUT IT'S AT LEAST SAFE TO SAY THEY DON'T MUCH CARE. 682 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:20,019 I SHOULD MENTION JOE BIDEN, 683 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,388 BECAUSE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO KNOW HE'S RUNNING, TOO. 684 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:24,023 TELL ME WHY YOU CARE. 685 00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:25,457 I DON'T. 686 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:28,194 I SAY DISMISS. MY CLIENT CARES, BUT COME ON, HE'S A WHINER. 687 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,662 SO HE GOT BEAT UP A LITTLE, DUCT TAPED, SEXUALLY VIOLATED-- 688 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:32,164 HE NEVER SHOULD'VE BEEN OVER THERE 689 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,700 OFFERING HUMANITARIAN AID IN THE FIRST PLACE. 690 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:37,736 AND THEN WHAT? HE EXPECTS TO BE HEARD, GET A TRIAL, A LAWYER? 691 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:41,207 HE WANTS THE GOVERNMENT TO SHOW EVIDENCE. 692 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,176 WE'RE IN A WAR! WE NEED TO MAKE SACRIFICES! 693 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,112 WE SHOULD START WITH THE LITTLE THINGS, 694 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,679 LIKE HUMAN RIGHTS. 695 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,181 I AGREE 696 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:51,183 THAT THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH HAS A PARTICULAR EXPERTISE. 697 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:53,652 IN FACT, I THINK THEY'VE BEEN BRILLIANT. 698 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,354 CALLING THE PRISONERS "ENEMY COMBATANTS" 699 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,023 INSTEAD OF PRISONERS, SO WE CAN END-RUN 700 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,091 THE GENEVA CONVENTION AND TORTURE THEM--BRILLIANT! 701 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,459 BASING THE CAMP IN CUBA 702 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,728 SO THE CONSTITUTION WON'T REALLY GET IN OUR WAY--BRILLIANT. 703 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:04,964 AND UNDER THE PENTAGON'S NEW DRAFT GUIDELINES-- 704 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,099 THIS IS MY FAVORITE, I'M SURE IT'LL BE YOURS-- 705 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:10,002 WE'LL HAVE LITTLE TRIBUNALS IN GUANTANAMO 706 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:13,572 THAT'LL ALLOW SUSPECTS TO BE JAILED FOR LIFE OR EVEN EXECUTED 707 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,507 ON EVIDENCE THAT WOULD NEVER BE ADMISSIBLE IN CIVILIAN 708 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,143 OR MILITARY COURT. 709 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:20,079 IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO EXECUTE SOMEBODY ON TRIPLE HEARSAY 710 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:22,714 OR ON A TOTALLY COERCED CONFESSION--BRILLIANT. I OBJECT. 711 00:31:22,748 --> 00:31:26,418 IF COUNSEL DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY-- WHY SHOULD I? WHO DOES, THE AMERICAN PUBLIC? 712 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:28,254 THE MEDIA, WHO MIGHT GIVE IT MENTION 713 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:30,256 IF ONLY THERE WEREN'T SO MANY STARVING ACTRESSES 714 00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:31,690 WITH DRUG PROBLEMS TO FOCUS ON. 715 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,560 CONGRESS? WHY SHOULD ANY OF US TAKE IT SERIOUSLY? 716 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:36,462 WE'RE TORTURING PEOPLE. WE'RE HOLDING THEM INDEFINITELY. 717 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:38,965 MANY WITH NO EVIDENCE, GIVING THEM NO TRIALS, 718 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,366 NO LAWYERS--IT'S LAUGHABLE. 719 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,568 AND THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY KILL THEMSELVES, 720 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,137 WE CALL IT, "MANIPULATIVE, SELF-INJURIOUS BEHAVIOR, 721 00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:48,074 AN ACT OF ASYMMETRIC WARFARE" WAGED AGAINST US. 722 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:49,708 IT'S ALL VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY. 723 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,711 MAYBE THE ONLY REASON WE AREN'T HAVING A REALLY GOOD LAUGH 724 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,181 IS BECAUSE THE LITTLE GTMO TRICKS 725 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,083 HAVE STARTED POPPING UP CLOSE TO HOME. 726 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:59,986 THE RECENT REVELATIONS OF FBI ABUSES OF THE PATRIOT ACT, 727 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:01,487 ALL THOSE BOGUS SUBPOENAS 728 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,156 AND MANUFACTURED EVIDENCE AGAINST AMERICAN CITIZENS, 729 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:06,225 MAYBE IT'S JUST RUINED SOME OF THE FUN OF GTMO. 730 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,360 OH, WELL. WE'RE IN A WAR. 731 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,496 WE ALL NEED TO LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE. 732 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:25,511 *** 733 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:29,015 *** 734 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:37,990 WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS ALAN? 735 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,491 DENNY, MY FRIENDSHIP WITH ALAN 736 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:42,061 COULD NOT NOW OR EVER BE A THREAT TO YOURS. 737 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,729 NOT TO MENTION, 738 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:46,165 I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO ALIENATE YOU. 739 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:50,069 YOU'RE SENIOR PATIENT. PARTNER! (purrs) 740 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,570 LOOK... 741 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:55,107 SHIRLEY WON'T HIRE ME UNLESS YOU OKAY IT. 742 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,542 (sighs) 743 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:01,113 YOU STILL GOT THE DOLL? 744 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:03,982 PATTY? 745 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:07,019 I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH HER. 746 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:09,488 FORGET IT! I WON'T DO ANYTHING UNTOWARD. 747 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:12,158 D-DINNER, MAYBE A MOVIE. 748 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:15,694 I GIVE YOU MY WORD, I WILL NOT TOUCH HER. 749 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:18,097 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR WORD... 750 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:22,168 I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING OF MINE THAT I HOLD DEAR. 751 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:25,437 PLEASE... 752 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,073 JERRY, MY NEW FRIEND. 753 00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:31,177 ONE NIGHT. 754 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,246 WELCOME BACK TO THE TEAM, SON. 755 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,382 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 756 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:39,751 (chuckles) THE TRUTH IS, I'VE MISSED YOU. 757 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,054 OH! THANK YOU! (laughs) 758 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:45,157 GIVE ME ONE OF THEM LITTLE HOPS ON YOUR WAY OUT. 759 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,692 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 760 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,560 (James Hunter's "'Til Your Fool Comes Home" playing) 761 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:51,697 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 762 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:55,601 *** 763 00:33:58,003 --> 00:34:00,038 (Judge Folger) THEY SAY WHEN PEOPLE GET SCARED, 764 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,642 THE FIRST THING THEY'LL GIVE UP IS THEIR CIVIL LIBERTIES. 765 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,411 THAT'S WHY, AFTER 9/11, 766 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,414 WE WERE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO GET FRISKED AT AIRPORTS. 767 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:12,118 SOME OF US ENJOYED IT MORE THAN OTHERS. 768 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:14,052 BUT WHEN IT GETS TO A POINT 769 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,755 WHERE PEOPLE ARE CAPTURED, THEN TORTURED, 770 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,757 NOT BECAUSE THERE IS EVIDENCE, 771 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,727 BUT RATHER JUST TO SEE IF THERE'S EVIDENCE, 772 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,630 WHEN THEY ARE JAILED IN PERPETUITY, 773 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:26,365 AFFORDED NO TRIAL, 774 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,735 MY GOD, THE COURT HAS A DUTY TO STEP IN. 775 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:34,072 THE GOVERNMENT'S MOTION TO DISMISS IS DENIED. 776 00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:35,307 (gallery murmuring) 777 00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:37,376 (sighs) OH, MY. 778 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,345 (murmuring continues) 779 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:42,013 THANK YOU, MR. SHORE. 780 00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:44,183 THANK YOU, BENYAM. 781 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:47,085 I WOULDN'T EXPECT A JURY TO GIVE YOU MUCH. 782 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:48,587 I'D RECOMMEND SETTLING. 783 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,589 NOT TO MENTION, THIS WILL PROBABLY BE APPEALED. 784 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:53,159 YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 785 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:56,695 UH... WHERE'S MR. CRANE? 786 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:59,131 OH, DEAR. 787 00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:01,367 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 788 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,369 I JUST WANTED TO SALUTE YOUR RULING. 789 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:05,171 VERY BALLSY. 790 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:07,706 THANK YOU. YOU CAN GO. 791 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:10,108 ANYTHING ELSE? 792 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,510 NO. 793 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,445 NOTHING ELSE AT ALL? 794 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,113 NOPE. BECAUSE IF THERE IS-- 795 00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:17,716 MR. CRANE... PLEASE LEAVE MY CHAMBERS. 796 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:22,087 YES. 797 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:25,524 THANK YOU. 798 00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,701 I FORGOT MY BRIEFCASE. 799 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:42,040 I JUST... WANTED TO CONGRATULATE YOU AGAIN 800 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,542 ON THE RULING. 801 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,143 BALLSY. 802 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:48,079 THANK YOU. 803 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:08,467 SO... HANDS ESPENSON IS OFFICIALLY BACK. 804 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,002 I DID A LITTLE CHECKING. 805 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:12,971 HE'S BECOME AN EXCELLENT LITIGATOR 806 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,040 AND A SOLID CITIZEN. 807 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:16,642 WE HOPE. 808 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,114 SHIRLEY, PAUL, HAVE A NICE EVENING. 809 00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:26,218 *** 810 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:33,124 (knock on door) 811 00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:35,561 GLOR--AH. ALAN. 812 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,496 (chuckles) 813 00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:44,135 I'M NEW AT THIS, UH, R-RELATIONSHIP GAME. 814 00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:47,273 NOT SO MUCH NEW, I GUESS, AS, UH-- 815 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,641 RUSTY. 816 00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:51,643 JUST SO I'M... CLEAR, 817 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,313 IF I'M EVER EVEN... 818 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:57,015 SLIGHTLY ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER WOMAN, 819 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,518 I SHOULD JUST LIE ABOUT THAT? 820 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,219 THROUGH YOUR TEETH. 821 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:03,054 HMM. 822 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:04,623 (chuckles) REALLY? 823 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:08,627 WHY WOULD YOU TOLERATE DISHONESTY FROM YOUR PARTNER? 824 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,095 I WOULDN'T. 825 00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:13,098 IF I EVER CATCH YOU LYING TO ME, IT'S OVER. 826 00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:15,567 UH, BUT YOU JUST-- NO. 827 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:17,135 IT'S VERY SIMPLE, ALAN. 828 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,737 WHEN YOU TELL ME 829 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:22,374 THAT YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO ANYBODY ELSE BUT ME, 830 00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:24,410 IT NEEDS TO BE THE TRUTH. 831 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:36,087 *** 832 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,561 I FORGOT HOW MUCH THEY CAN BEFUDDLE YOU. 833 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,497 ALAN, WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN? 834 00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:46,998 CAN YOU DO THAT, PLEASE? 835 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:49,468 WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU? YOU'RE JEALOUS OF HER. 836 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:51,470 YOU'D BE GLAD IF IT ENDED. 837 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:54,072 I'M NOT JEALOUS OF HER ANYMORE. YOU'RE JEALOUS OF JERRY. 838 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,575 WELL... WOMEN I CAN COMPETE AGAINST. 839 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,978 OTHER MEN... LET'S FACE IT. 840 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,581 YOU GO FOR THE SOFT, SENSITIVE TYPE. 841 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,716 IT'S WHY I FELL FOR YOU. 842 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,052 WHY ARE RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN 843 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,355 SO MUCH MORE... COMPLICATED? 844 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,289 OH, WOMEN-- COME ON, ALAN. 845 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:14,593 WOMEN HAVE THIS HORMONE THING. 846 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,962 MUCH AS I LOVE 'EM, THEY'RE UNSTABLE, 847 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,331 WHICH IS WHY THEY CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT. 848 00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:22,067 YOU DON'T THINK A WOMAN SHOULD EVER BE PRESIDENT? 849 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,736 OH, COME ON. DO YOU? IN A TIME OF WAR? 850 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:27,673 HOW WOULD A WOMAN HANDLE A 9/11? SHE'D CRY. 851 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:31,710 YOU THINK HILLARY CLINTON WOULD HAVE CRIED? WELL, UH, MAYBE NOT HILLARY. 852 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,513 (chuckles) BUT SHE HAS A FEW CHROMOSOME ISSUES. LET'S FACE IT. 853 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:36,548 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 854 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,550 ALAN, DON'T YOU EVER LOOK AT HER AT TIMES 855 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:40,251 AND THINK, THAT'S A GUY? 856 00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:43,088 NO. I FIND HER SEXY 857 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:46,425 IN A PRAYING-MANTIS-IN-A-KNEE- LENGTH-SKIRT KIND OF WAY. 858 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:48,994 YOU EVER MENTALLY UNDRESS HER? 859 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,730 I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP ISSUES. 860 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:55,000 HOW DID WE GET TO MENTALLY UNDRESSING HILLARY CLINTON? 861 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:57,669 AND SO QUICKLY, I MIGHT ADD. BECAUSE IT'S ALL RELATED! 862 00:38:57,703 --> 00:39:00,105 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT HERE AND NOW 863 00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,040 ABOUT WOMEN AND A RELATIONSHIP. 864 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:04,443 WE WOULD NEVER BE IN GUANTANAMO 865 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:07,979 IF IT WEREN'T FOR HILLARY CLINTON. 866 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,981 I KNOW THE REASON'S OBVIOUS, 867 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,783 BUT GIVE IT TO ME JUST THE SAME. 868 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,224 BILL CLINTON WOULD NEVER HAVE LIED IN THE DEPOSITION. 869 00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:21,226 HE WOULDN'T HAVE RISKED IMPEACHMENT. 870 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:23,729 SO WHAT IF A SEXUAL INDISCRETION CAME TO LIGHT? 871 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,731 THE PUBLIC WOULD HAVE FORGIVEN HIM, 872 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,433 BUT HILLARY... 873 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,967 (chuckles) 874 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,036 THE REASON HE LIED IS BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID 875 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,471 HILLARY WOULD FIND OUT. 876 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:34,573 THAT'S WHY HE WAS IMPEACHED, 877 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,742 THAT'S WHY AL GORE DIDN'T WIN. 878 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:39,144 AND AFTER ALL THAT IMPEACHMENT SCANDAL CRAP, 879 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:41,747 THE PUBLIC WOULD'VE ELECTED ANY FOOL... (laughs) 880 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,049 OTHER THAN A DEMOCRAT. 881 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,184 CUT TO... (chuckles) GEORGE W. 882 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,987 ALL BECAUSE OF A WOMAN SCORNED. 883 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,522 AND... THEY'RE UNSTABLE. 884 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,458 ALL WOMEN? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF 'EM. 885 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,026 ALL SHAPES AND SIZES? OH, THE FAT, THE THIN, 886 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:58,063 THE BIG AND THE S-S-- 887 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,398 OH, FOR GOD SAKES. 888 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,034 (sighs) 889 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,571 ALL RIGHT, DON'T TELL ME. 890 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:10,341 "DENNY, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." 891 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:16,648 OH. 892 00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:18,650 THE LITTLE ONES ARE THE MOST UNSTABLE. 893 00:40:18,684 --> 00:40:20,018 WOMEN. 894 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,687 CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM. 895 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,689 CAN'T TAKE 'EM QUAIL HUNTING. 896 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:26,057 ALAN, YOU'RE BEST OFF WITH ME. 897 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,059 I'M ROCK STEADY... YES, YOU ARE. 898 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,629 UNCOMPLICATED. COULDN'T BE SIMPLER. 899 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:32,130 DENNY CRANE. 900 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:34,666 DENNY CRANE. (laughs) 901 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,434 (chuckles) 902 00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:39,538 *** 903 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:53,652 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 904 00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:54,352 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 905 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:55,987 PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME 906 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,056 THAT YOU'VE STOLEN THE STANLEY CUP. 907 00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,491 MY NAME BELONGS ON THIS CUP. 908 00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:01,059 BUT YOU'VE NEVER WON IT. 909 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,761 I LOVE IT WHEN THE BRIDE'S KNOCKED UP. 910 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,230 EVERYBODY GOSSIPS. OHH! 911 00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:07,699 THE HEAD IS COMING! OH, MY GOD! 912 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:10,235 YOU HAVE ABOUT A HALF A MINUTE TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON 913 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:13,271 BEFORE THOSE AGENTS KNOCK THIS DOOR DOWN. THIS IS MARIA AND HER SON ALBERTO. 914 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,973 MARIA'S UNDOCUMENTED. 915 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,074 THE CHURCH OFFERED THEM SANCTUARY. 916 00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:18,710 THIS BEHAVIOR... WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. 917 00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,345 I WILL FIRE YOU. 918 00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:20,445 THERE IT IS.