1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:05,918 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:14,536 [whirring] 3 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,320 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 4 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:18,931 [whirring stops] 5 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:20,629 STANLEY CUP... 6 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:22,239 OLDEST TROPHY IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS. 7 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:24,415 DENNY, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME 8 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:27,505 THAT YOU'VE STOLEN THE STANLEY CUP.OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 9 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,942 I KNOW PEOPLE. I GOT IT FOR THE DAY. 10 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:32,423 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 11 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,991 I'M GONNA PUT MY NAME ON IT. 12 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,298 EVERY PLAYER, COACH, G.M., 13 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,822 ANYBODYWHO'S WON THE CUP HAS THEIR NAME ON IT. 14 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:42,868 BUT YOU'VE NEVER WON IT.I CONTRIBUTED. 15 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:44,827 WATCH THIS. 16 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:47,308 1970 BOSTON BRUINS. 17 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:50,659 BOBBY ORR SCORES THE WINNING GOAL! 18 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:53,531 CUT TO... 19 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,751 THAT'S HIM, LOOKING FOR HIS DAD IN THE STANDS, 20 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:58,449 BUT HE'S NOT LOOKING FOR HIS DAD, NOT REALLY. 21 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,756 HE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU? 22 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:02,975 I LOANED HIM MY LUCKY JOCKSTRAP THAT DAY. 23 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,021 I HOPE YOU WASHED IT FIRST. 24 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,458 MY NAME BELONGS ON THIS CUP. 25 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:10,940 DENNY, I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE. 26 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,334 IT'S GOT SO MANY DINGS ON IT ALREADY. 27 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:15,118 I'LL SAY I DROPPED IT ON MY DESK. 28 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:18,295 YOU DROPPED IT AND LEFT A DING IN THE FORM OF YOUR NAME? 29 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:21,385 IT'S THE HOLY GRAIL, MAN. 30 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:24,780 DENNY CRANE'S NAME BELONGS ON IT. 31 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,782 WELL, ENGRAVE IT LATER. 32 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:29,089 WE NEED TO GET TO THE WEDDING. 33 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,269 ♪♪♪ 34 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,968 WHO ARE THE JARHEADS STANDING WITH BRAD? 35 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:41,057 THOSE ARE HIS GROOMSMEN. 36 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,407 THEY'RE ALL RESERVISTS TOGETHER.COULD COME IN HANDY. 37 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:46,889 DENISE LOOKS LIKE A RUNNER.[laughs] 38 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,543 HELLO.HELLO. 39 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:51,241 MR. SHORE, NICK McCLINTON. MY FRIENDS CALL ME FATHER. 40 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:53,417 I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 41 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,724 YES, I'VE BEEN AROUND WITH SOME OF THE NUNS.SO HAVE I. 42 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:58,640 UH, LISTEN, THERE'S A LEGAL MATTER 43 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,555 I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS WITH YOU. 44 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,644 MAY I PHONE YOUR OFFICE NEXT WEEK? 45 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:05,429 LITTLE TROUBLE WITH ONE OF THE SISTERS?WE SHOULD TAKE OUR SEATS. 46 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:07,039 [Father McClinton] WELL, HELLO THERE. 47 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,781 HELLO.I'M, UH... I'M NICK McCLINTON. 48 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,653 YOU HERE ALONE?NO, I--I'M WITH THE GROUP. 49 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:13,698 I'M THE DESIGNATED DRINKER. 50 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,787 WELL, EXCELLENT. 51 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:18,442 THAT PRIEST IS A HOUND DOG. I LIKE HIM. 52 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,444 FATHER, I THINK YOU NEED TO PERFORM A CEREMONY. 53 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:23,752 OH, INDEED. SEE YOU AT THE RECEPTION.[chuckles] 54 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:27,103 CLERGY LOVEME.[chuckles] 55 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:31,063 [Pachelbel's "Canon in D Major" playing] 56 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:20,112 [playing Wagner's "Lohengrin Bridal Chorus"] 57 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:28,120 I LOVE IT WHEN THE BRIDE'S KNOCKED UP. 58 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,861 EVERYBODY GOSSIPS.SHH! 59 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:34,475 ♪♪♪ 60 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,781 FATHER, THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING! 61 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,435 [music stops] 62 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:41,264 M-MR. SHORE, THAT MATTER I WANTED TO DISCUSS, 63 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,440 IT'S--IT'S HAPPENING NOW! 64 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,094 PLEASE, PLEASE. COME WITH ME, PLEASE. 65 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,139 I'M SORRY. PLEASE! IN HERE. 66 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,533 FBI! EVERYONE, STAY WHERE YOU ARE! 67 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,318 WHERE'S THE PRIEST?SLOW DOWN. 68 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,798 ALL YOU'VE GOT IS THE WORD OF A FEW YOUNG BOYS 69 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,670 AGAINST A MAN OF GOD! 70 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,759 WHAT'S GOING ON?WE HAVE EVIDENCE THAT FATHER McCLINTON 71 00:03:57,802 --> 00:04:00,370 IS HARBORING ILLEGAL ALIENS ON THE PREMISES. 72 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:01,893 WHERE'D HE GO?THAT DOOR! 73 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:04,853 LISTEN, WE'RE MARINES. WHAT CAN WE DO TO HELP?SEAL THE PREMISES. 74 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:08,291 NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT WITHOUT MY SAY-SO.OKAY, SAL, YOU TAKE THE FRONT. 75 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:11,860 EDDIE, SECURE THE BACK ALLEY. I'LL SECURE THE ALTAR. 76 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,166 EVERYONE, REMAIN CALM. LET'S MOVE! 77 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,518 WHAT A WEDDING! 78 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:21,261 ♪♪♪ 79 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,900 TRANQUILOS.IN HERE. 80 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,598 YOU HAVE ABOUT A HALF A MINUTE TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON 81 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,426 BEFORE THOSE AGENTS KNOCK THIS DOOR DOWN. 82 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,515 THIS IS MARIA AND HER SON ALBERTO. 83 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:00,169 MARIA'S UNDOCUMENTED. 84 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,866 IMMIGRATION CAUGHT HER IN A SWEEP 85 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,216 OF THE CLOTHING FACTORY WHERE SHE WORKED, 86 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,610 AND THEY WANT TO DEPORT HER BACK TO MEXICO.HOW DID THEY END UP 87 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:08,395 LIVING IN YOUR CHURCH BASEMENT?THE CHURCH OFFERED THEM SANCTUARY. 88 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:10,962 WELL, THAT'S VERY NOBLE, BUT THERE'S NO LEGAL RIGHT 89 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:14,052 TO CHURCH SANCTUARY IN THIS COUNTRY.OF COURSE. BUT ALBERTO WAS BORN HERE. 90 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,011 HE'S A CITIZEN. IF THEY SEND HIS MOTHER BACK, 91 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,969 THE GOVERNMENT EFFECTIVELY DEPORTS HIM, TOO, 92 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,232 SO MARIA HAS NOT SET FOOT OUTSIDE THIS CHURCH 93 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,930 FOR, WELL, THREE MONTHS.[door rattles] 94 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,498 FBI, OPEN THE DOOR!SHE'S PROTECTING HER SON, MR. SHORE. 95 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,413 I'LL DO WHAT I CAN FOR MARIA. 96 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,763 AS FOR YOUR IMPENDING ARREST, SAY NOTHING. 97 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,982 I'LL REPRESENT YOU. NO TENGA MIEDO.SHH! 98 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:33,463 NICHOLAS McCLINTON, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST 99 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,552 FOR HARBORING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN. 100 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,554 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 101 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,904 HE'S REPRESENTED BY COUNSEL. NO INTERROGATION. 102 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,819 SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO GIVE UP THAT RIGHT, 103 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:44,387 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU...[speaks Spanish] 104 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,171 IN A COURT OF LAW. 105 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,956 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK WITH AN ATTORNEY.[speaks Spanish] 106 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,393 HAS ANYBODY CHECKED ON DENISE?BRAD'S WITH HER. 107 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:53,962 FATHER, SAY NOTHING. 108 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,711 [speaks Spanish] 109 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:07,236 WHAT DID I MISS? 110 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,238 NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. 111 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,458 IF YOU CATCH THE GARTER, SAVE ME A WHIFF. 112 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,416 EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. 113 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,418 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 114 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,334 THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A WEDDING TODAY, 115 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,642 SEEING AS WE HAVE NO PRIEST AND NOW NO BRIDE. 116 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,078 WHAT?A RUNNER. I KNEW IT. 117 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,559 BRAD, WHERE IS DENISE?SHE'S IN LABOR. 118 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:33,828 ♪♪♪ 119 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:37,048 [Dr. John] ♪ ANOTHER BRIDE 120 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:39,964 ♪ ANOTHER GROOM 121 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:42,445 ♪ ANOTHER SUNNY 122 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:45,361 ♪ HONEYMOON 123 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,581 ♪ ANOTHER SEASON 124 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:50,279 ♪ AND THAT'S THE REASON 125 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,847 ♪ FOR MAKIN' WHOOPEE 126 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,588 YOU'RE EFFACING. 127 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:56,111 IS THE BABY COMING? 128 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,895 CONTRACTIONS ARE AT SEVEN MINUTES. 129 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,985 IDEALLY, YOU WANT THEM TO BE 5 MINUTES AND LAST 60 SECONDS. 130 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,727 WELL, SHOULD WE STAY OR GO HOME?[laughs] 131 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:05,773 YOU CAN STAY. I'D LOSE THE GOWN, THOUGH. 132 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,905 IT COULD GET MESSY.OH, MY GOD! 133 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,124 WHAT?HE'LL BE A BASTARD. 134 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,300 WHAT? DENISE, WE'RE NOT MARRIED. 135 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,694 HE'LL BE ILLEGITIMATE.YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 136 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,173 WE CAN'T DO THIS.WE CAN'T D-- 137 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:17,654 DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID? 138 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:20,091 THIS LITTLE BASTARD IS EFFACING! 139 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:22,311 IS THERE A CHAPLAIN IN THE HOSPITAL?YES, BUT I-- 140 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,226 GET HIM UP HERE!I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 141 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:27,403 HOLD ON A SECOND--GET THE CHAPLAIN UP HERE NOW! 142 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:39,894 OH, SHIRLEY SCHMIDT PROMISED YOU'D TAKE CARE OF THIS. 143 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:43,898 I SEE. AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM? 144 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:46,291 MY LANDLORD'S EVICTING ME. IT'S SO UNFAIR! 145 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:48,076 DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DUCK? 146 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,208 OH, I GET THAT IT'S A NO-PETS BUILDING, 147 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,820 BUT LARRY IS NOT A PET. I HAVE AN ANXIETY DISORDER, 148 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:54,517 AND LARRY'S MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL. 149 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:57,564 I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE RIGHTS. [laughs] 150 00:07:57,607 --> 00:08:01,306 YOU WANT TO TOUCH HIS BEAK? IT'S REALLY SMOOTH.WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 151 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,265 OOH. 152 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:09,140 I'VE HANDLED MULTINATIONAL CORPORATE BANKRUPTCIES, 153 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,577 HIGH-PROFILE MURDER CASES 154 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,187 AND DEFENDED MANUFACTURING GIANTS 155 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,755 AGAINST PRODUCT LIABILITY CHARGES.YES? 156 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,844 AND YOU ASSIGN ME THE DUCK LADY! 157 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,542 IS SHE JUST SITTING ALONE IN YOUR OFFICE? 158 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,065 SHE HAS THE DUCK. 159 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:22,893 I CAN ONLY SURMISE YOU DID THIS BECAUSE, 160 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,808 ONE, YOU'RE HAZING ME SINCE I'M THE NEW GUY AGAIN, 161 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,331 OR TWO, 162 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,986 YOU THINK MY ASPERGER'S ALLOWS ME TO RELATE TO ANYONE COLORFUL. 163 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,901 OR THREE, YOU'RE HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS 164 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,816 ABOUT REHIRING ME.IT'S FOUR. 165 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:35,863 I'M A NAME PARTNER AND DON'T--UNDERSCORE-- 166 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:38,866 HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU. 167 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:42,086 WELL, THAT'S A CONVERSATION-STOPPER. 168 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,785 IT'S LIKE THE COPS SAY, 169 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:47,352 A CASE CAME IN, AND YOU WERE CATCHING. 170 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:52,009 ♪♪♪ 171 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:56,187 DOCKET NUMBER 830294, 172 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:59,321 UNITED STATES vs. NICHOLAS McCLINTON. 173 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:02,150 LET'S SEE WHAT THE HELL WE GOT HERE. 174 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,456 ALAN SHORE FOR THE DEFENSE. 175 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,894 WAIVE READING. THE DEFENDANT PLEADS NOT GUILTY 176 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:08,852 AND ASKS FOR AN IMMEDIATE TRIAL.NO OBJECTION. 177 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,767 BAIL?DEFENSE REQUESTS R.O.R. 178 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:13,465 HE'S A FLIGHT RISK, YOUR HONOR.[chuckles] 179 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,990 FATHER McCLINTON'S CONTEMPT FOR THE LAW IS WELL-KNOWN. 180 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,035 HE NOTORIOUSLY ASSISTED DRAFT DODGERS 181 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,647 DURING THE VIETNAM WAR. THIS ISN'T A FIRST FOR HIM.OBJECTION. 182 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,865 WE LIKE TO FORGET VIETNAM 183 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,737 AND OTHER PAST MISTAKES IN THIS COUNTRY. 184 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,435 IT MAKES IT EASIER TO REPEAT THEM.WHAT ARE YOU, ANTIWAR? 185 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:29,830 JUDGE, EVEN THE REPUBLICANS ARE AGAINST THE WAR NOW. 186 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,875 IT'S THE IN THING TO BE. 187 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,790 ALL RIGHT. THE DEFENDANT IS RELEASED 188 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,792 ON HIS OWN RECOGNIZANCE PENDING TRIAL, 189 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,708 WHICH I WILL SCHEDULE, UH, ONE HOUR FROM NOW. 190 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,405 WHAT? 191 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:43,844 HEY, CAN'T WE GET RID OF THIS, PLEASE? 192 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,411 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF JAILING PRIESTS. 193 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,761 IT'S NOT ORIGINAL. 194 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,328 HE DOESN'T FIDDLE WITH THE ALIENS, DOES HE? 195 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,853 ONLY THE NUNS.ONE HOUR. 196 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,811 SEE YA. 197 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,813 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO CHAPLAIN? 198 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,902 WELL, THERE IS ONE, BUT HE'S CURRENTLY OCCUPIED. 199 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:01,296 WITH WHAT?WELL, A RESPIRATOR, IF YOU MUST KNOW. 200 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:04,647 HE'S PRESIDING OVER A PLUG-PULLING CEREMONY.OH, FOR GOD SAKE! 201 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,389 AH, A CELL PHONE.CLAIRE... 202 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,870 BRAD CHASE. NOT WELL. 203 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,349 LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO GET ME A PRIEST. 204 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,786 [groaning and panting] 205 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,223 WELL, SHE'S STILL IN LABOR, BUT WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 206 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,442 I NEED YOU TO GET ME A MAN OF GOD 207 00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:19,662 AND HAUL HIS ASS DOWN HERE.AHH! 208 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,011 I AMCALM! 209 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,927 AND STOP ARGUING WITH ME AND JUST DO AS I SAY. 210 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,147 MY FIANCéE IS EFFACING WITH A BASTARD, 211 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,236 SO GET ME A FRIGGIN' PRIEST! GOD ALMIGHTY. 212 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,021 [Denise moaning] 213 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:39,203 ♪♪♪ 214 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,511 ♪♪♪ 215 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,776 AAH!OH! 216 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,431 OH, MY GOODNESS.THANK GOD. 217 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,912 [whispers] WE SHOULD MAKE THIS QUICK. 218 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,696 [normal voice] DENISE, WE'RE DUE BACK IN COURT.SIMPLE CEREMONY. 219 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,611 WE'RE GONNA SKIP COMMUNION.SMART. 220 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,961 WE'RE AT 6 CENTIMETERS.[screams] 221 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,616 IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE US A SECOND...I THINK SQUATTING WOULD BE BETTER. 222 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,879 [screams]DENISE, WOULD YOU LIKE THE EPIDURAL? 223 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,968 NO DRUGS. WE'RE GOING NATURAL.OH! 224 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,927 YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, SWEETIE. KEEP BREATHING. KEEP BREATHING.YOU BREATHE! 225 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,798 I WANT THE DRUGS!HELLO, DENISE. 226 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,452 GET OUT OF MY FACE! 227 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,976 I'M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE.AAH! 228 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,152 OUT! NOW IS NOT THE TIME.AAH! 229 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:18,590 AAH! OH! 230 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,636 [grunting and crying] 231 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,465 ♪♪♪ 232 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:26,773 HE'S YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL? 233 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,906 A SORT OF SERVICE ANIMAL, AN ASSISTIVE ANIMAL. 234 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,865 SOME DOGS WARN YOU IF YOU HAVE A SEIZURE COMING. 235 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:34,824 SOME MONKEYS FOLD YOUR LAUNDRY IF YOU HAVE NO ARMS. 236 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,652 WHY A DUCK? 237 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,611 I'M FROM WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS, FARM COUNTRY. 238 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,005 THERE WERE DUCKS. IT WAS NICE. 239 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,834 BUT HERE IN BOSTON, 240 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,837 EVERYTHING'S... INSISTENT. 241 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,796 I'D HAVE PANIC ATTACKS. 242 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,580 I'D SHAKE, SWEAT. 243 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:52,886 IT'S DEBILITATING. 244 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,627 IT'S LIKE HAVING A HEART ATTACK ALL THE TIME. 245 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,978 I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE PHENOMENON. 246 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:58,979 MY DOCTOR TALKED ABOUT BENZODIAZEPINES 247 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:02,983 AND IMMERSION-HABITUATION PSYCHO-HYPNOTHERAPY. 248 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,159 AND THEN HE SAID, "HOW ABOUT AN ANIMAL?" 249 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,943 [chuckles] 250 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:11,034 A POSITIVE ASSOCIATION THAT... CALMS ME. 251 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,383 [quacks] 252 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,776 A DUCK. 253 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,257 I NEED THIS DUCK 254 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,172 LIKE A DIABETIC NEEDS INSULIN, 255 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:21,175 LIKE A WHEELCHAIR GUY NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR. 256 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,438 THIS IS A SERVICE DUCK. 257 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,879 [laughs] 258 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,926 ♪♪♪ 259 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,364 THERE ARE BETWEEN 260 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,019 10 TO 20 MILLION UNDOCUMENTED ALIENS 261 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,456 LIVING WITHIN OUR BORDERS, 10 TO 20 MILLION. 262 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,110 BUT YOU INVADED A CHURCH. 263 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,852 LOOK, DO YOU KNOW THE COST OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION? 264 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,898 ONE STUDY PUTS IT AT $30 BILLION PER YEAR, 265 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,204 $30 BILLION. 266 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:53,076 THIS WHILE WE'RE TRYING TO FIGHT A WAR, FEED THE HOMELESS, 267 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,296 PROVIDE HEALTH COVERAGE.OBJECTION. 268 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,907 HE'S ASSUMING FACTS THAT ARE FAR FROM IN EVIDENCE. 269 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,822 WE'RE TRYING TO FEED THE HOMELESS? 270 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,476 PROVIDE HEALTH COVERAGE? 271 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,435 ARE WE ALSO TRYING TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT? 272 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,395 THAT WOULD BE A GOOD LIE TO TELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE--HEY, YOU! 273 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,920 DID YOU JUST CALL ME "YOU"?THIS ROOM IS NOT YOUR POLITICAL FORUM. 274 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,619 REALLY? [chuckles]SIT! 275 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,839 WHAT ELSE? 276 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:20,103 OUR HOSPITALS ARE FLOODED WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS 277 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,931 USING OUR E.R.s AS DOCTOR'S OFFICES. 278 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,760 WE CURRENTLY INCARCERATE MORE THAN 300,000 ILLEGALS 279 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,155 FOR A VARIETY OF CRIMES, AND OUR STATES PROVIDE 280 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:31,114 MORE THAN $12 BILLION PER YEAR 281 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,117 FOR THE PUBLIC EDUCATION OF THEIR CHILDREN.I'M CONFUSED. 282 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,467 IS THIS NOW HISPOLITICAL FORUM?SIT DOWN! 283 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,992 BY FLOUTING OUR IMMIGRATION LAWS, 284 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:43,083 FATHER McCLINTON IS PERPETUATING THIS CRISIS. 285 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,085 THE YOUNG WOMAN FATHER McCLINTON TOOK IN 286 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,174 HAS NO CRIMINAL RECORD, CORRECT? 287 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,741 YES, BUT--SHE PAYS HER TAXES ON TIME? 288 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,308 IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 289 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,571 SHE CONTRIBUTES TIME AT HER SON'S SCHOOL, 290 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,791 VOLUNTEERS AT THE CHURCH.LOOK-- 291 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,749 SO CONTRARY TO YOUR GROSSLY INACCURATE CHARACTERIZATION 292 00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,187 OF UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS AS PEOPLE WHO RUN OVER HERE, 293 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,189 COMMIT CRIMES, THEN DEMAND FREE CARE 294 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,147 AT THE HOSPITAL, 295 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,497 MS. LOPEZ IS AN UPSTANDING MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY. 296 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,499 IN FACT, SHE'S A MODEL CITIZEN, ISN'T SHE? 297 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,111 HEY, IT'S YOUR BUDDY THAT'S ON TRIAL HERE TODAY, NOT HER. 298 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,722 YES, FOR AIDING A WOMAN WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE MOTHER 299 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,811 OF SOMEONE WHO IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. 300 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,161 LET'S TALK ABOUT HER SON ALBERTO. 301 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,902 YOU MEAN HER ANCHOR BABY? 302 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,817 I MEAN HER SON. 303 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,471 IT'S WHAT THEY DO. 304 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,473 THEY COME OVER HERE, AND THEY DROP BABIES 305 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,823 BECAUSE ANYBODY THAT'S BORN ON AMERICAN SOIL 306 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,434 IS AUTOMATICALLY A U.S. CITIZEN. 307 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:33,089 IT'S AN ABUSE OF OUR 14th AMENDMENT. 308 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,491 MR. SHORE? 309 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,362 I'M SORRY. 310 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,626 I WAS JUST TAKING A MOMENT TO ALLOW HIS RACISM TO RESONATE. 311 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,845 OBJECTION! 312 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,239 LET'S FOCUS ON ONE OF THESE ANCHOR BABIES. 313 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,763 HIS NAME IS ALBERTO. HE'S 8 YEARS OLD. 314 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:57,679 HE TAKES TRUMPET LESSONS EVERY WEDNESDAY. 315 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,595 HE'S THE LEADING SCORER OF THE BLUE TORNADOES SOCCER TEAM. 316 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,989 IF YOU DEPORT HIS MOTHER, 317 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,861 YOU'RE FORCING HIM TO EITHER ABDICATE HIS RIGHTS AS A CITIZEN 318 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,385 OR FEND FOR HIMSELF ALONE ON THE STREETS OF BOSTON. 319 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:11,040 WHICH IS THE MORE ACCEPTABLE CHOICE TO YOU? 320 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,695 HE CAN RETURN WHEN HE'S 18 AND THEN, AS A CITIZEN, 321 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,263 LEGALLY SPONSOR HIS MOTHER'S MOVE HERE. 322 00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,700 IT'S WHY THEY DO IT.BUT FOR THOSE INTERVENING TEN YEARS, 323 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,963 IF HE WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS MOTHER, 324 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,139 HE'LL HAVE TO QUIT HIS SCHOOL, 325 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,055 ABANDON ANY ACCESS TO RELIABLE HEALTH CARE 326 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,884 AND PUT HIS EVERYDAY LIVING CONDITIONS AT REAL RISK. 327 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,886 MS. LOPEZ SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 328 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,236 BEFORE SHE BROKE THE LAW, AND HE-- 329 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,151 YOU'RE PREVENTING AN AMERICAN CITIZEN 330 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,414 FROM USING THE VERY SERVICES YOU BRAG ABOUT 331 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,634 TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.IF WE LET EVERYBODY IN, 332 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,593 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY?MY CLIENT DIDN'T LET ANYONE IN. 333 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,596 HE SIMPLY PROVIDED SAFE HARBOR--FOR A FUGITIVE, 334 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,903 WHICH MAKES HIM A CRIMINAL. 335 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,906 [chuckles] OH, MY. 336 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,779 ♪♪♪ 337 00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,610 NO, CLAIRE, HE LEFT. HE GOT CALLED BACK INTO COURT. 338 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,657 [moaning]BREATHE, HONEY. THIS IS BOSTON, FOR GOD SAKES! 339 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,311 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND A PRIEST? 340 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,574 [moaning loudly]THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH PRIESTS. 341 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,490 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CAN'T FIND ONE? 342 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,882 BREATHE, HONEY![moaning stops] 343 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,841 LOOK, UM, GET A MINISTER IF YOU HAVE TO, A RABBI, 344 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,365 CAPTAIN OF A SHIP--ANYBODY WHO CAN PERFORM A CEREMONY.AAH! 345 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,932 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 346 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,630 LOOK, JUST GET SHIRLEY IN ON THIS IF YOU HAVE TO. 347 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,806 THERE'S A JUDGE DOWN THE HALL WITH GOUT. 348 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,895 A JUDGE CAN PERFORM A CIVIL SERVICE, CAN'T HE?[screams] 349 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:26,594 GET THAT JUDGE IN HERE!WELL, I CAN'T FORCE HIM TO-- AND THERE IT IS AGAIN. 350 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:30,902 CLAIRE, YEAH, CHANGE IN PLANS. GET OVER HERE NOW, FAST. 351 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,340 IF SHE WAS A CRIPPLE, I'D PUT SOME HANDRAILS IN HER SHOWER. 352 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,865 MR. PICKER--IF SHE'S BLIND, I'LL LABEL HER MAILBOX WITH THE BUMPS. 353 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:40,303 SHE'S NOT, OKAY.THE FAIR HOUSING ACT PROHIBITS DISCRIMINATION 354 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,305 ON THE BASIS OF DISABILITY. 355 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,046 THIS INCLUDES A MENTAL IMPAIRMENT, 356 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,917 WHICH LIMITS AN INDIVIDUAL'S ABILITY TO FUNCTION 357 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,616 AS DOES MS. LOVEJOY'S ANXIETY DISORDER. 358 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,184 NO PETS.[purrs] 359 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,360 OKAY, THAT WAS WEIRD. 360 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,666 WHO'S THE DUCK HURTING?HE WADDLES AROUND, 361 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,886 SMELLIN' UP THE PLACE, QUACKING AT PEOPLE! 362 00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,323 HE'S A GOOD DUCK. HE DOESN'T QUACK AT PEOPLE. 363 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,716 [quacks] 364 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,196 OH.IF THERE'S BEEN ANY DAMAGE, 365 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,067 MS. LOVEJOY'S SECURITY DEPOSIT-- 366 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,288 WON'T COVER MY ASS IF HE BITES SOMEONE ON MY PROPERTY. 367 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:11,291 THEN I'LL REALLY GET DRILLED, AND THEY CAN BE VICIOUS. 368 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,075 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SWANS. 369 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,512 [quacks] 370 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,428 THESE ANIMALS DECREASE BLOOD PRESSURE, ALLEVIATE DEPRESSION-- 371 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,952 YOU KNOW WHAT EASES MY DEPRESSION? 372 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,867 WATCHING A STRIPPER CLEAN MY GUTTERS. 373 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,261 DO I MAKE PEOPLE LIVE WITH THAT?NOW YOU'RE MAKING FUN, 374 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,350 AND I DON'T LIKE IT! 375 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,961 PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY WE'VE BECOME A NATION OF CODDLERS. 376 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,486 YEAH, MAKING EXCUSES FOR BEING WEAK AND HAVING NO DISCIPLINE. 377 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,445 [purrs]WHAT ARE YOU, A CAT? 378 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,926 THE ACCOMMODATION ISN'T REASONABLE. 379 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,537 SHE'S NOT HANDICAPPED, AND HE AIN'T MEDICINE. 380 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,670 FIGHT ME IN COURT. THINK I CAN'T TAKE IT? 381 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,672 I'M A LANDLORD.I CAN'T AFFORD TO MOVE. 382 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,978 TWO MONTHS IN ADVANCE, MOVING COSTS.[quacking] 383 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,372 HE'LL PROBABLY KEEP MY DEPOSIT. 384 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,374 I'LL HAVE AN EVICTION ON MY RECORD![quacking continues] 385 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,420 OH, GOD! OH, GOD!CAN YOU SHUT HIM UP? 386 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,509 THERE IT IS.MR. CRANE! 387 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,423 [screams] 388 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,641 [quacks] 389 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,121 BLANKS. JUST KIDDING. 390 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,819 OH!WHAT, CAN'T TAKE A JOKE? 391 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:08,609 [quacks] 392 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:12,178 ♪♪♪ 393 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,968 [door opens] 394 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,840 [door closes]THEY'VE OFFERED MARIA A DEAL. 395 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,886 THEY'RE GIVING HER A GREEN CARD 396 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,497 IN EXCHANGE FOR HER TESTIMONY AGAINST YOU. 397 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,370 OBVIOUSLY, THEY'RE MAKING AN EXAMPLE OF YOU. 398 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,762 GREAT. 399 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,547 I CAN TRY TO TALK TO HER. 400 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,852 NO, NO, NO, NO. 401 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,028 IF SHE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO STAY HERE WITH ALBERTO, 402 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,595 SHE SHOULD TAKE IT. 403 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,597 I'VE ACTUALLY DISCUSSED THAT WITH HER. 404 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,991 THAT COULD TURN OUT TO BE QUITE A SACRIFICE ON YOUR PART. 405 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,819 THEY'RE SEEKING JAIL TIME. 406 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,300 [sighs] 407 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,824 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO WHEN THINGS SEEM HOPELESS? 408 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,042 PRAY? 409 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,523 BRIBE. WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT THIS JUDGE? 410 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,656 BRIBERY ISN'T AN OPTION. 411 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,093 SO LET'S PRAY THEN AND FIGHT. 412 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,834 YOU A FIGHTER, ALAN? 413 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,228 I LIKE IT BETTER THAN PRAYING. 414 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,534 WELL, COME ON THEN. THIS IS BOSTON. 415 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,191 [screaming]HOLD ON, HONEY! 416 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:12,238 STOP TELLING ME TO HOLD ON!WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE? 417 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,630 WELL, I TOLD YOU. 418 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,980 SHE'S HAVING A BABY, AND YOU HAVE TO PERFORM 419 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,287 THE MARRIAGE CEREMONY BEFORE SHE DOES. 420 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,594 THIS IS BRAD CHASE, THE GROOM, DENISE BAUER, THE BRIDE. 421 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,813 AND WHO'S THAT IN HER VAGINA? 422 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,598 THAT WOULD BE THE DOCTOR. 423 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,470 OH, SHE'S AWFULLY CLOSE.AAH! 424 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,124 OKAY, LET'S GO. 425 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,475 ♪♪♪ 426 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,741 DUCKS QUACKING, LAWYERS SHOOTING SHOTGUNS... 427 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,874 THIS PLACE IS AN ASYLUM, DON'T YOU THINK? 428 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,789 AND--AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HOPPING? 429 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,792 I THINK I HAVE A SOLUTION.IF IT'S DUCK A L'ORANGE, COUNT ME IN. 430 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:48,578 I'LL PERSONALLY BE FINANCIALLY LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES. 431 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,712 AND FURTHER, THE DUCK WILL AGREE TO WEAR A DIAPER. 432 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,888 I MEAN, MS. LOVEJOY WILL AGREE THAT HE'LL WEAR ONE. 433 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,543 OH, RIGHT, SO THAT THE GUY IN 4B 434 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,372 CAN TELL ME THAT HE GETS TO KEEP A THERAPEUTIC VIETNAMESE PIG 435 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:02,810 WHO HELPS HIM STUTTER LESS. SORRY. 436 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,464 DUCK LADY IS HISTORY. 437 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,467 MR. PICKER, PLEASE SIT. 438 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,991 [sighs] 439 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,515 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 440 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,909 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, PURR AT ME AGAIN? 441 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,998 I AM NOT GOING TO PURR. 442 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,958 [purrs] 443 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:24,092 IT SEEMS I WAS WRONG ABOUT THAT. 444 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:27,487 SEE, WHILE YOU WERE SO KIND AS TO COME IN TODAY, 445 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,706 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF DISPATCHING A PARALEGAL, 446 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,492 FIRST TO THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE OF PUBLIC SAFETY 447 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,494 AND THEN TO SEVERAL OF YOUR PROPERTIES. 448 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:37,497 I WANTED TO BE PREPARED SHOULD THINGS NOT WORK OUT. 449 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,107 I'M PREPARED, MR. PICKER. 450 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,804 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 451 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:44,330 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FIRE PROTECTION SYSTEM CODE 780, 452 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,896 C.M.R. 901.6. 453 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,290 EVIDENTLY, YOU NEGLECTED TO HAVE SIGNAGE ON EQUIPMENT 454 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,945 AND SPRINKLER CONTROL VALVES OF THE PRESCRIBED SIZE 455 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,642 AND IN CONTRASTING COLORS. 456 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,557 ADDRESSING THAT-- A HASSLE, I KNOW. 457 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,864 YOU HAVE A FENCE ERECTED WITHOUT A PERMIT 458 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,823 THAT EXCEEDS THE HEIGHT ALLOWED FOR ERECTION WITHOUT A PERMIT 459 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,303 BY AN INCH AND A HALF. 460 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,913 THAT WILL BE FINES, FEES AND A HASSLE. 461 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,176 NONCOMPLIANCE WITH LOW-FLUSH TOILET MANDATES. OUCH. 462 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,178 AND LET'S NOT OVERLOOK THE PRUNING OF A PROTECTED TREE 463 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,919 WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE TREE WARDEN. 464 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,356 OH, HERE'S A BIGGIE. 465 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,358 THE PENALTY FOR USE OF UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS. 466 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,360 ARE WE A LITTLE SLOPPY ABOUT OUR EMPLOYMENT RECORDS? 467 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,580 THIS IS BLACKMAIL!MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL THE COPS. 468 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,582 I'M DONE PURRING, PICKER. THE CLAWS ARE COMING OUT. 469 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:23,107 YOU WANT TO SCREW WITH ME? GO AHEAD, MAKE MY BED. 470 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,848 DAY. 471 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:28,025 ♪♪♪ 472 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,683 OHH! 473 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:36,338 DO YOU, DENNIS--NO, IT'S DENISE! 474 00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:39,036 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A DENNIS GIVING BIRTH? 475 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,169 STOP RUSHING ME, YOU RUSHER!THE HEAD IS CROWNING. 476 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,562 OH!HURRY! 477 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,781 DO YOU, DENISE, TAKE BRAD TO BE YOUR HUSBAND? 478 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,479 [screams]HURRY! 479 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,177 HERE HE COMES!HEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! 480 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,484 DO YOU, BRAD, TAKE DENISE--I DO. 481 00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:54,574 TO BE YOUR-- BY THE POWER VESTED--JUST SAY IT! 482 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,184 I-I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. 483 00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:58,926 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.OKAY, MWAH. WE'RE MARRIED. 484 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,667 AAH!THE HEAD IS COMING! 485 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,539 OH, MY GOD!WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE? 486 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,933 [screams]HERE HE IS, HERE HE IS! 487 00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:09,589 HE'S HERE. OH, HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BABY... 488 00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,025 GIRL. 489 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:14,289 HUH?IT'S ALL PINCHED UP AND MESSY. 490 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,596 WE HAVE A GIRL. WE HAVE A BABY GIRL. 491 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:17,814 IT ISN'T CUTE AT ALL. 492 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:20,426 IS SHE HEALTHY?OH, SHE'S PERFECT. 493 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,515 I THOUGHT THEY ALWAYS CAME OUT CUTE. 494 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:25,387 OH, GOD. IT'S A GIRL. 495 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:28,259 DO YOU WANT TO CUT THE CORD?OKAY. 496 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,392 YOU DON'T CIRCUMCISE GIRLS! 497 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,699 UM, JUDGE... 498 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:35,005 YES?LET'S--LET'S GET YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM. 499 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,965 DID IT LOOK CUTE TO YOU? I DON'T... 500 00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:41,011 ♪♪♪ 501 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,231 DID YOU EVER PURSUE THE IDEA 502 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,233 OF ENTERING THE UNITED STATES LEGALLY?YES. 503 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,931 BUT IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN A LONG TIME, AND THE CHANCES ARE VERY-- 504 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:50,804 SO YOU WANTED TO SKIP THE LINE AND TAKE THE FAST TRACK. 505 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:53,807 AND WHEN YOU WERE CAUGHT BREAKING THE LAW, 506 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,417 THE DEFENDANT HELPED YOU?YES. 507 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:58,202 WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN THE CHURCH? 508 00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,508 FATHER McCLINTON'S. 509 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:02,250 HE SAID THE CHURCH COULD PROVIDE PROTECTION 510 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:04,470 WHILE WE FIND ANOTHER WAY FOR ME TO STAY. 511 00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:07,081 MS. LOPEZ, WHY DID YOU COME TO THE UNITED STATES? 512 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:09,649 THERE IS NO WORK IN MEXICO. 513 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:12,826 MY BROTHERS HAVE TO TRAVEL FAR TO FIND JOBS-- 514 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:14,349 CONSTRUCTION, FARMING. 515 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,439 IT IS VERY HARD ON THEM, AND THEY EARN NOTHING. 516 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:21,051 $13 EACH DAY--IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR MY FAMILY TO EAT. 517 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,053 SO YOU BROKE THE LAW 518 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,142 AND SNUCK INTO OUR COUNTRY?YES. 519 00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,057 AND NOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN DISCOVERED, 520 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:29,712 YOU'RE BEING DEPORTED?NO, I'M NOT GOING BACK. 521 00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:32,628 IS IT TRUE YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THE PROSECUTOR 522 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,239 THAT YOU GOT A GREEN CARD IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR TESTIMONY?OBJECTION. RELEVANCE. 523 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,893 IT'S PERFECTLY RELEVANT. 524 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,592 YOUR ENTIRE CASE AGAINST FATHER McCLINTON IS BASED 525 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:42,769 ON THE CONTENTION THAT ILLEGAL ALIENS SUCH AS MS. LOPEZ 526 00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:44,814 ARE A PARASITE ON OUR SOCIETY, 527 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,861 YET WHEN IT SUITS THE GOVERNMENT'S PURPOSES--WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO GRANT DEALS 528 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:49,689 TO ANY WITNESS WE DEEM FIT. 529 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,735 THIS IS JUST HOW OUR IMMIGRATION LAWS ARE APPLIED IN GENERAL. 530 00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:55,738 WHEN IT SUITS THE GOVERNMENT, THEY LOOK THE OTHER WAY. 531 00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:58,480 BUT WHEN THEY WANT TO MAKE A POINT, 532 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,482 THEY TEAR INNOCENT FAMILIES APART AND PUT A PRIEST'S HEAD 533 00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,050 ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.MR. SHORE! 534 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:06,880 MS. LOPEZ, WHY DID YOU GO TO FATHER McCLINTON? 535 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:09,273 HE'S A GOOD MAN. HE HELPS EVERYONE 536 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,927 WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT HIMSELF, 537 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:14,888 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE HE COULD HELP ME. 538 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:17,151 AND HE DID?YES. 539 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:19,675 I'M SO SORRY, FATHER. 540 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:22,417 I WOULDN'T DO THIS IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO. 541 00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:30,033 ♪♪♪ 542 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,864 THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN. 543 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,606 [coos] 544 00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:41,044 HERE YOU GO, MOM. 545 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,525 [baby coos]HI. 546 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,006 OH, LOOK AT HER. 547 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:48,791 LOOK AT HER, SHE'S... 548 00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:52,186 DOES SHE LOOK JUST A LITTLE BIT LIKE JEFFREY COHO TO YOU? 549 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,798 I'M KIDDING.I LOVE YOU. 550 00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,060 I LOVE YOU. 551 00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:59,149 [whispers] LOOK WHAT WE MADE. 552 00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:10,813 HI. HI, PRECIOUS. 553 00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:15,035 ♪♪♪ 554 00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:16,732 THIS WOMAN HAD A CHILD. 555 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,865 THEY FACED A LIFE OF CERTAIN POVERTY 556 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:21,215 IF SHE WERE DEPORTED, PERHAPS THEY MIGHT HAVE STARVED. 557 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:24,305 A PRIEST HAS TO ACT WITH MERCY WHEN EVERYONE ELSE REFUSES TO. 558 00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,612 BUT SURELY, FATHER, YOU CAN APPRECIATE 559 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:29,310 IF EVERY CHURCH STARTED HARBORING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS-- 560 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:30,833 YES, YES, THE BIG PICTURE. 561 00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:33,009 WELL, I COULDN'T LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE HERE. 562 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,142 I WAS LOOKING AT ONE MOTHER AND HER CHILD 563 00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:37,448 FACING AN UNSPEAKABLE HARDSHIP. 564 00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:39,494 SO IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT PRIESTS SHOULD GET TO BREAK THE LAW 565 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,496 SO LONG AS THEY'RE BEING COMPASSIONATE? 566 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,890 I DIDN'T STATE IT IN SUCH SIMPLE TERMS.BUT IT IS THAT SIMPLE. 567 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,979 YOU HARBORED A FUGITIVE BECAUSE YOU FELT BADLY 568 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:49,809 FOR THAT FUGITIVE.WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU STARVED, MR. SCIARRA? 569 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:52,463 THERE ARE MANY AMERICANS THAT ARE STARVING.AND I DO A LOT TO HELP 570 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:54,378 THOSE PEOPLE, AS WELL. 571 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:56,250 DOES THE GOVERNMENT?IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS. 572 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:58,469 YES, IT'S EASY TO ASK THE QUESTIONS. 573 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,297 HAVE YOU GOT ANY ANSWERS?WELL, ONE ANSWER MIGHT BE "OBEY THE LAW." 574 00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:02,822 WE CAN'T EVEN DECIDE WHAT THE LAW SHOULD BE ON THIS ISSUE, 575 00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:04,650 AND SO I--IT'S CLEAR ON HARBORING FUGITIVES. 576 00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,042 WHAT YOU DID WAS ILLEGAL. 577 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,088 THAT PUTS YOU IN THE COMPANY OF CRIMINALS, FATHER. 578 00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:11,700 ALONG WITH MARTIN LUTHER KING AND OTHER PEOPLE OF CONSCIENCE. 579 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:14,442 OH, OH, YOU LIKEN YOURSELF TO REVEREND KING, DO YOU? 580 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:17,401 CERTAINLY NOT. HE WASN'T CATHOLIC. 581 00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:21,623 ♪♪♪ 582 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,233 JERRY, I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 583 00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:25,801 YOU GOT A SATISFACTORY RESULT, AVOIDING COURT, WHICH, 584 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:29,065 GIVEN THE CLIENT'S ANXIETY, WAS ESSENTIAL. 585 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:31,067 EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT WORK. 586 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,983 THANK YOU, SHIRL. IT FELT GOOD. 587 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:36,856 PLEASE, CALL ME SHIRLEY. 588 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,858 DON'T EVER CALL ME "SHIRL." 589 00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:40,642 [woman screams] 590 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,209 [man] WAS THAT A SCREAM? 591 00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:44,298 [murmuring] 592 00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:47,040 WHAT?HE'S NOT BREATHING! 593 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,345 WHAT?DO YOU KNOW C.P.R.? 594 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,913 NO, I D--HE'S NOT BREATHING! HELP HIM! 595 00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:52,175 DO YOU KNOW C.P.R.?IT'S A DUCK. 596 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,830 HELP HIM! HE'S GONNA DIE!I'M NOT ABOUT TO-- 597 00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:57,964 SHIRLEY, IF YOU KNOW C.P.R... HE'S NOT BREATHING! 598 00:26:58,007 --> 00:27:00,793 IT'S A DUCK!WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HE'S DYING! 599 00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:04,274 OH, FOR GOD SAKE! 600 00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:06,450 IT'S--IT'S COLD. 601 00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:08,888 IT'S DEAD.NO! 602 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,803 OH, LARRY! 603 00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:14,023 [purring]OH, LARRY! 604 00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:15,721 [crying]WHAT THE... 605 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,461 DEAD DUCK. 606 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:20,639 [weeping][purring continues] 607 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,426 A BURGLAR ROBS YOUR HOUSE. 608 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:28,124 HIS FRIEND HIDES HIM FROM THE POLICE. 609 00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,910 THEY SHOULD BOTH GO TO JAIL, SHOULDN'T THEY? 610 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,346 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED HERE, 611 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,827 ONLY ON A MUCH LARGER SCALE. 612 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:37,960 OUR COUNTRY IS QUICKLY BEING ROBBED OF ITS RESOURCES 613 00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:40,920 BY THOSE WHO ILLEGALLY INFILTRATE OUR BORDERS. 614 00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,748 WELFARE, PUBLIC EDUCATION, 615 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:45,402 OUR PRISON SYSTEM, AMERICAN MEDICINE, 616 00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:48,928 ALL ARE BEING DRAINED BY THE INFLUX OF ILLEGAL ALIENS. 617 00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:51,147 AND REMEMBER, UNDER FEDERAL LAW, 618 00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:53,062 HOSPITALS ARE REQUIRED TO TREAT ANYONE 619 00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:55,151 WHO COMES IN WITH AN EMERGENCY, 620 00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:59,068 WHETHER OR NOT THEY'RE INSURED, DOCUMENTED OR ABLE TO PAY. 621 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:00,766 IN CALIFORNIA ALONE, 622 00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:04,073 84 HOSPITALS ARE CLOSING THEIR DOORS 623 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,206 BECAUSE OF THE RISING NUMBER OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS 624 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,904 AND THEIR NONREIMBURSED TAX ON OUR SYSTEM. 625 00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:11,951 WE ARE NEARING THE BREAKING POINT. 626 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:14,954 THIS ISN'T ABOUT BEING HEARTLESS. 627 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:17,652 IT'S ABOUT HAVING TO FACE A CRIPPLING PROBLEM. 628 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,220 IT WOULD BE NICE TO HELP EVERYBODY, 629 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:23,005 BUT WE JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. 630 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,746 AND IT'S NOT COMPASSIONATE TO DO IT. 631 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:26,226 DON'T BE FOOLED. 632 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:29,838 FATHER McCLINTON IS NOT SPARING SUFFERING. 633 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:33,450 HE IS SIMPLY TRANSFERRING IT, 634 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,018 REALLOCATING IT TO AMERICANS-- 635 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:38,934 TO YOU AND ME, 636 00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:41,023 TO OUR CHILDREN. 637 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,678 HE IS COMMITTING A CRIME, 638 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,289 AND HE NEEDS TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE... 639 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,379 EVEN IF HE IS A PRIEST. 640 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:07,484 IN 1903, 641 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:10,400 MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER CAME HERE FROM SCOTLAND. 642 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:13,142 HE WAS 16 YEARS OLD. 643 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,797 I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7, 644 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:20,019 HIM TELLING ME THAT HE HAD SAILED ACROSS THE OCEAN 645 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:22,935 TO FIND HIS FORTUNE. 646 00:29:22,978 --> 00:29:25,372 IT WAS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF HIS LIFE, HE SAID, 647 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:27,461 THE DAY HE ARRIVED HERE 648 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:29,898 IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 649 00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:32,988 OUR NATION IS SO DIFFERENT TODAY. 650 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:35,469 IT'S CROWDED, TOO MUCH TRAFFIC, 651 00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:37,601 NOT ENOUGH HOUSING, NOT ENOUGH JOBS, 652 00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:40,039 NOT ENOUGH CARE-- WE'RE OVERCOME. 653 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:44,173 AND RECENTLY, OUR SENSE OF NATIONAL PRIDE HAS SHIFTED 654 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:48,177 TO A NATIONALISTIC INSTITUTIONALIZED PARANOIA 655 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,049 AND SUSPICION OF FOREIGNERS. 656 00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,964 AND WITHIN THAT SHIFT, THERE'S BEEN AN EROSION 657 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:53,879 OF OUR CIVIL RIGHTS, 658 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,055 OUR DEMOCRACY HAS OFTEN GIVEN WAY TO AUTOCRACY, 659 00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:58,057 AND WE'VE SYSTEMATICALLY ALIENATED 660 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,581 MUCH OF THE REST OF THE WORLD. 661 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:04,628 BUT OF ALL THE WAYS THAT AMERICA HAS LOST SIGHT 662 00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:08,545 OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AMERICA, IMMIGRATION-- 663 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:14,029 IT'S NOT JUST A PART OF OUR HERITAGE OR LANDSCAPE, 664 00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:17,467 IT'S HOW WE WERE BORN AS A COUNTRY 665 00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:22,081 AND THEN BECAME THE AMERICAN DREAM. 666 00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:25,258 UNDERSTANDABLY, WE CAN'T JUST KEEP LETTING EVERYBODY IN. 667 00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:28,043 WE'VE GOT SECURITY ISSUES, LIMITED RESOURCES 668 00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:30,741 AND AT SOME POINT... 669 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:34,267 [chuckles] BUT WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE 670 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,356 WHO ARE ALREADY HERE 671 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:38,967 AND HAVE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS AS PART OF OUR COMMUNITIES, 672 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:41,927 OUR WORKFORCE, OUR FAMILIES? 673 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:46,148 DO WE JUST THROW THEM OUT FOR BEING UNDOCUMENTED? 674 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:48,150 BECAUSE AS A NATION, 675 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,631 WE'VE CULTIVATED THEM, WOOED THEM TO BE HERE. 676 00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:52,894 AND WHAT EXACTLY DO WE MEAN BY "UNDOCUMENTED"? 677 00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:54,983 MANY OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE DOCUMENTS 678 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:57,507 SPILLING OUT OF THEIR POCKETS. 679 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:59,118 THEY FILE TAX RETURNS. 680 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,989 THEY'RE ISSUED DRIVER'S LICENSES, LIBRARY CARDS. 681 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,991 THE GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY PAVES THE WAY 682 00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:05,211 FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO OPEN BANK ACCOUNTS HERE. 683 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,823 BANK OF AMERICA AND CITIGROUP OFFER THEM LOANS AND MORTGAGES. 684 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,304 WELLPOINT, THE NATION'S LARGEST HEALTHCARE PROVIDER, 685 00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,175 SELLS INSURANCE TO THEM, 686 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:16,178 WHILE SPRINT AND VERIZON OFFER THEM CELL PHONE CONTRACTS. 687 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,180 CONTRARY TO THE POPULAR MYTH 688 00:31:18,224 --> 00:31:21,270 THAT UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS ARE A DRAIN ON OUR ECONOMY, 689 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:23,533 THEY ARE IN TRUTH, VITAL TO IT. 690 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:26,362 THAT'S WHY THIS ISSUE IS SO COMPLICATED. 691 00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:29,800 IN A VERY SIGNIFICANT WAY, EITHER YOU 692 00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,977 OR A FAMILY MEMBER OR A FRIEND, 693 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:34,762 WE ALL HAVE AT LEAST ONE, IF NOT MANY, 694 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:37,243 UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS LIVING IN OUR LIVES. 695 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:40,202 AND IF WE JUST START WHISKING THEM AWAY, 696 00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:43,162 EVERY ONE OF US WILL LOSE PEOPLE WE CARE ABOUT, RELY ON, 697 00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:44,641 PEOPLE WE LOVE. 698 00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:46,730 BUT WITH PERHAPS AS MANY 699 00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:48,950 AS 20 MILLION UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS 700 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:51,083 LIVING IN THIS COUNTRY, 701 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:54,042 DO NOT THINK FOR A SECOND THIS DOESN'T AFFECT YOU 702 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:56,740 ON A VERYPERSONAL LEVEL, AS IT AFFECTED MY CLIENT. 703 00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:59,743 FATHER McCLINTON REACHED OUT TO HELP SOMEBODY HE CARED ABOUT, 704 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:01,702 ONE OF HIS PARISHIONERS WHO NEEDED A BED 705 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:04,357 FOR HER AND HER 8-YEAR-OLD SON TO SLEEP ON. 706 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,446 DOES THAT MAKE HIM A CRIMINAL? 707 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:08,839 THE FACT THAT WE'RE IN THIS COURTROOM 708 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:11,842 TO DISCUSS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT'S TO BE DONE FOR THIS WOMAN 709 00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:13,192 AND HER CHILD, 710 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,759 THE FACT THAT WE'RE HERE INSTEAD TO PUNISH THIS PRIEST, 711 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:17,022 THAT'S WHAT'S CRIMINAL. 712 00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:19,241 WE CAN NO LONGER BE THE LAND OF DREAMS 713 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:21,765 TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. 714 00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:24,072 BUT WHEN I THINK 715 00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,292 OF THE LOOK IN MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER'S EYES 716 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,903 AS HE WOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TRULY BLESSED HE FELT 717 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,774 TO BE AN AMERICAN, 718 00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:34,474 TO BE IN A NATION THAT PRIDED ITSELF 719 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:36,867 ON ITS COMPASSION, ITS FREEDOM, 720 00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:38,565 ITS TRUE SENSE OF FAIRNESS, 721 00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:41,220 WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT, I THINK HOW LUCKY WE ARE 722 00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:43,439 THAT THERE ARE TIMES 723 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:46,181 WHEN WE STILL GET TO BELIEVE THAT. 724 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:48,401 PLEASE, GO BACK TO THAT ROOM 725 00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:54,668 AND DECLARE THIS DAY TO BE ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 726 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:58,454 AND DECLARE THIS DAY TO BE ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 727 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:18,997 ♪♪♪ 728 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:28,484 DENNY CRANE. 729 00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:29,790 DENNY CRANE BOBBLEHEAD. 730 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,574 FAMOUS BOSTON ICONS. 731 00:33:31,618 --> 00:33:33,185 TED WILLIAMS, BOBBY ORR, 732 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,795 LARRY BIRD AND ME. 733 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:38,277 THE VET SAID THE DUCK DIED OF AN APPARENT CORONARY, 734 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,281 MOST LIKELY BROUGHT ON BY YOUBLASTING A SHOTGUN 735 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:43,369 IN ITS DIRECTION. 736 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:46,807 DENNY, FOR YOU TO FIRE OFF A SHOTGUN IN AN OFFICE SPACE, 737 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:49,244 LOADED OR NOT... 738 00:33:49,288 --> 00:33:51,768 [sighs] LAST WEEK YOU DROPPED YOUR TROUSERS 739 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,901 IN A JUDGE'S CHAMBERS. 740 00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:56,512 IT'S GETTING OLD, DENNY, 741 00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:59,080 AND IT'S GETTING EMBARRASSING.NOT TO ME. 742 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:11,571 THIS BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED MUCH LONGER. 743 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:14,182 I DON'T MEAN BY THE OTHER PARTNERS, DENNY. 744 00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:16,315 I MEAN BY ME. 745 00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:18,404 I WILL FIRE YOU. 746 00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:21,711 I WON'T WANT TO, BUT I WILL DAMN WELL DO IT. 747 00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:23,887 THIS IS A WARNING. 748 00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:30,807 COULD YOU TELL ME WHY? 749 00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:34,637 WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO GET A SHOTGUN? 750 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:41,992 SHIRLEY, THERE WAS A TIME 751 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:43,864 WHEN THERE WAS A LINE AT MY DOOR. 752 00:34:43,907 --> 00:34:47,041 PEOPLE WANTED ME ON THEIR CASE. 753 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,175 NOW NOBODY WANTS ME ON THEIR CASE. 754 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:58,400 BRAD AND DENISE HAD A LITTLE BABY GIRL. 755 00:34:58,444 --> 00:34:59,967 DID YOU HEAR?I DID. 756 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:01,577 FANTASTIC. 757 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:04,493 YOU LOOK AROUND-- BRAD, DENISE, CLAIRE, ALAN-- 758 00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:08,367 IT'S ALL STILL IN FRONT OF THEM, REALLY. 759 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:11,413 IT'S NOT IN FRONT OF US ANYMORE, SHIRLEY. 760 00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,372 IT'S ALMOST OVER. WE'RE OLD. 761 00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:16,070 YOU CAN FEEL HOWEVER YOU WANT ABOUT YOURSELF, 762 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,943 AND I'LL CHOOSE HOW TO FEEL ABOUT ME. 763 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:23,904 SHIRLEY... YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 764 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:26,254 SMART, STILL RELEVANT, REALLY. 765 00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:30,040 BUT YOU'RE OLD. YOU'RE CLOSING IN ON THE END. 766 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:33,740 NOT AS FAST AS I AM, BUT... 767 00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:35,916 AH, WE'RE RICH. WE CERTAINLY DON'T NEED TO WORK, 768 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:38,919 BUT WE DO SO, NOT ONLY BECAUSE WE LOVE IT, 769 00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:42,314 BUT BECAUSE WE'RE DESPERATE FOR DISTRACTION, 770 00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:46,100 LIKE RUNNING AROUND SHOOTING A SHOTGUN. 771 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,016 IT CAN BE MORE FUN THAN SITTING IN YOUR OFFICE 772 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:51,105 ACTING YOUR AGE. 773 00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:05,989 WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE? 774 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,775 MR. FOREMAN, HAS THE JURY REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 775 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:11,038 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 776 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:13,954 AND WHAT SAY YOU? 777 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:15,956 "ON THE COUNT OF HARBORING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN, 778 00:36:15,999 --> 00:36:20,700 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT NICHOLAS McCLINTON GUILTY." 779 00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:23,006 ASK YOUR HONOR TO ENTER A JUDGMENT 780 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,052 NOTWITHSTANDING THE VERDICT.DENIED. 781 00:36:25,095 --> 00:36:27,924 R.O.R. IS GRANTED UNTIL SENTENCING...WE WILL APPEAL THIS. 782 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:30,144 THANK YOU. PLEASE DON'T WORRY.MEMBERS OF THE JURY, THANK YOU. 783 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,278 THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF MY JOB. I CAN DO IT ANYWHERE.WE ARE ADJOURNED. [bangs gavel] 784 00:36:33,321 --> 00:36:36,106 ♪♪♪ 785 00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:47,030 [Father McClinton speaking indistinctly] 786 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,909 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER CEREMONY 787 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:59,521 AS SOON AS DENISE IS FEELING UP TO IT, SO... 788 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,393 BUT YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED?MR. AND MRS. BRAD CHASE. 789 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:03,003 [laughs]YAY! 790 00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:05,310 WHAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S NAME, BRAD?BRADLEY. 791 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,354 OKAY. 792 00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:08,051 [confident voice] A BEAUTIFUL THING, 793 00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:09,749 HAVING A BABY. 794 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,838 THINK YOU GOT ANY EGGS LEFT, SHIRL? 795 00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:13,970 SPIT ONE OUT FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE. 796 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,059 THAT'D BE A HOOT. TALK ABOUT YOUR MIRACLES... 797 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:18,845 [normal voice] I WAS JUST MAKING COCKTAIL CONVERSATION. 798 00:37:18,888 --> 00:37:20,890 I APOLOGIZE.HEY! 799 00:37:20,934 --> 00:37:22,849 OH, HEY. A SPECIAL CIGAR. 800 00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:25,199 I WAS SAVING IT FOR YOUR FIRST SON. 801 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,636 BUT WHAT THE HELL? A DAUGHTER'S NOT SO BAD. 802 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,508 THIS ISN'T CHINA.THANKS, DENNY. 803 00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:31,031 STRAIGHT FROM CUBA. 804 00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:32,641 AS LEGAL AS MY GARDENER. 805 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:33,990 [bang]OH! 806 00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:36,254 [laughing][coughing] 807 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:40,910 IS THAT A CIGAR OR WHAT? DENNY CRANE. 808 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:43,870 [laughs] 809 00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,612 [clears throat] 810 00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:50,833 ♪♪♪ 811 00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,575 QUIET TONIGHT. 812 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:56,230 WELL, I LOST. 813 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,624 I DON'T LIKE TO LOSE. 814 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:02,236 WELL, I SYMPATHIZED WITH THE PRIEST. 815 00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:08,808 BUT THIS IMMIGRATION MESS, YOU KNOW, IT'S... 816 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:11,941 [chuckles] A MESS.AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT IN MY HOUSE... 817 00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:13,813 I'VE GOT A COOK AND A MAID AND A GARDNER 818 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:16,772 AND A CAR DETAILER AND A POOL MAN 819 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:18,600 AND A HANDYMAN AND A HOOKER, 820 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:20,602 AND I'D BE THE ONLY ONE THAT'S DOCUMENTED, 821 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,561 EXCEPT MAYBE THE HOOKER. 822 00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,389 [chuckles] 823 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,826 YOU TYPICALLY HAVE AN ANSWER 824 00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:29,611 FOR OUR MOST DIFFICULT PROBLEMS, DENNY. 825 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:32,701 WHAT'S THE TOM DeLAY PART OF YOU SAY ABOUT THIS? 826 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,877 SHIP 'EM OFF TO IRAQ, LET 'EM FIGHT OUR WAR, 827 00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:36,879 AND AFTER, DON'T LET 'EM BACK IN.DIG DEEPER. 828 00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:40,666 MEDICAL RESEARCH. TEST NEW DRUGS ON 'EM. 829 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:43,190 WHAT'S YOUR DICK CHENEY SAY?SHOOT 'EM. 830 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:46,498 PROBLEM SOLVED.[chuckles] 831 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,848 SHIRLEY THREATENED 832 00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:50,850 TO FIRE ME TODAY.FOR WHAT? 833 00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:53,461 I KILLED A DUCK. ACCIDENT. 834 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:55,855 IT HAD A HEART ATTACK. 835 00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:57,857 SHIRLEY WAS FOND OF THE DUCK? 836 00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,424 I'M ASSUMING. 837 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,600 SHE'S IN DENIAL. 838 00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:03,732 ABOUT THE DUCK?ABOUT GETTING OLD. 839 00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:07,780 HOW IS IT THE YOUTH RULE THIS COUNTRY? 840 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,478 I DON'T GET IT. THE OLD HAVE ALL THE MONEY. 841 00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:13,133 YES, BUT DON'T YOU THINK THE REAL JOY IN LIFE 842 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:14,874 LIES IN THE PROMISE OF TOMORROW? 843 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:18,007 THE YOUNG SIMPLY HAVE MORE TOMORROWS STACKED UP. 844 00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:19,922 THAT'S ALL. 845 00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:24,971 HAPPINESS... IS RIGHT NOW, MY FRIEND. 846 00:39:25,014 --> 00:39:27,495 ON THIS BALCONY, RIGHT NOW, YOU AND ME. 847 00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:30,846 [laughs] I LOVE HOW YOU REDUCE EVERYTHING IN LIFE TO... 848 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:34,372 YOU AND ME. [laughs][laughs] 849 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,376 ALAN... 850 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:42,467 LET'S DRINK FROM THE CUP. 851 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:44,904 THAT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF SCOTCH. 852 00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:47,820 IT'S THE HOLY GRAIL, MAN. 853 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:50,562 GORDIE HOWE DRANK FROM THIS CUP. 854 00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:54,914 ROCKET RICHARD, BASIL POCKLINGTON. 855 00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:56,829 HERE YOU GO. 856 00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:59,919 MMM. 857 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:03,662 SCOTCH ACTUALLY BREATHES RATHER WELL IN TROPHIES. 858 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,620 NOW WE CAN SAY WE DRANK 859 00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:08,101 FROM LORD STANLEY'S CUP. 860 00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:09,624 [chuckles] 861 00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:12,192 WHAT A THING TO BE ABLE TO TELL OUR GRANDCHILDREN. 862 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:14,716 GO GET A CAMERA. 863 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,196 DENNY, CAREFUL.NO, NO, DON'T WORRY. 864 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,678 GET A CAMERA, AND WE'LL... OH! 865 00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:22,245 THAT WILL LEAVE A SIGNIFICANT DING. 866 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:24,813 [loud clang] 867 00:40:24,857 --> 00:40:27,294 KILLED A DUCK, DROPPED THE GRAIL, 868 00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:29,296 ALL IN THE SAME DAY. 869 00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:32,995 ♪♪♪ 870 00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:50,709 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 871 00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:52,362 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 872 00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:54,756 YOU CAN'T SUE A CASINO FOR A GAMBLER LOSING MONEY. 873 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,541 WE SORT OF DID.WHAT? 874 00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:58,281 YOUR CLIENT TOOK ALL HER MONEY. 875 00:40:58,325 --> 00:40:59,805 YES, CASINOS LIKE TO DO THAT. 876 00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:02,808 YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S FAIR?ARE YOU TWO EVEN REAL LAWYERS? 877 00:41:02,851 --> 00:41:05,332 THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY IS HOLDING TO MURDER ONE.LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY. 878 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,900 WE DID NOT KILL OUR FATHER.WE DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN WIN THIS. 879 00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,293 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF, ALAN. 880 00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:12,557 I MOVE FOR AN IMMEDIATE MISTRIAL. 881 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,906 HE'S COMPLETELY BLINDSIDED ME.I WANT HIM OFF. 882 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:16,343 WHY?I HAVE A DUTY TO ENSURE COMPETENT COUNSEL 883 00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:18,345 FOR BOTH DEFENDANTS.DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 884 00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:22,388 YOU USED TO BE DENNY CRANE.