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<i>[Boy]
In a world full of superheroes,</i>

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<i>there are two that stand above the rest:</i>

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<i>The Commander and Jetstream.</i>

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<i>His super-strength makes him pretty much indestructible.</i>

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<i>She has the power of supersonic flight</i>

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<i>along with a total mastery of unarmed combat.</i>

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<i>By day, they live as Steve and Josie Stronghold,</i>

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<i>the top real estate agents in the metropolis of Maxville.</i>

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<i>But whenever duty calls, they are
the Commander and Jetstream.</i>

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<i>Me, I have my own names for them:</i>

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<i>Mom and Dad.
That's me in the middle.</i>

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<i>You look at them and see the defenders of the world.</i>

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<i>All I see is my dad wearing tights.</i>

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<i>Don't get me wrong. It can be cool
to have superhero parents,</i>

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<i>like when Mom picks up awesome takeout
on her way home from work.</i>

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<i>On the other hand, living up to the family name</i>

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<i>means that I'm supposed to save the world someday.</i>

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Here we go.

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<i>[Boy]
I just have one small problem.</i>

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<i>[♪ Christian Burns: Everybody Wants to Rule the World]</i>

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[Straining]
Come on.

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Come on.

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Exactly what we want to hear.

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- [Beeping]
- Well, that was Bert Timmerman

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and he is buying the colonial on Pine Terrace.

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Above asking.
No contingencies.

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Honey, I know that selling real estate is just our cover,

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but I think we're in line to win
that sales trip to Hawaii.

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We haven't been to Hawaii since
King Kamehamayhem set off that volcano.

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Think of it, Josie:
You, me on the beach,

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no exploding volcanoes.

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Mmm, I can feel the sand in my toes already.

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[Giggling]
Will is gonna be down any minute.

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Hey, it's his first day of school.
Where is he?

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[Steve]
Will?

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Will?

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Oh! Ah!

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Come on, buddy.
Let's get moving!

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- [Knocking]
- [Will] Two hundred!

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Oh, hey, Dad. Just trying to
get a few sets in before school.

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Low weights, high rep, huh?

42
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Good thinking.
Don't want to bulk up.

43
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Nah, going more for definition.

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[Sighs]
Big day, huh?

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Will? [sighs]

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I just want you to know how proud I am

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that you'll be attending my alma mater

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and someday following me into the family business.

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Real estate?

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Right.

51
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Real estate.

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On a more serious note, son,

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I know that every kid thinks his dad's invincible

54
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and I nearly am, but who knows?

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Maybe the next time I punch
a meteor hurtling toward Earth,

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I'll be the one who shatters into a million pieces.

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I- I guess all I'm trying to say here, Will,

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is it's nice to know that whatever happens to me,

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you'll still be around to save the world.

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- Looking forward to it.
- We all are.

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- Oh! Hey!
- Oof!

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[Crashing]

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- Good morning, Mrs. Stronghold.
- Mornin'.

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I noticed you had recyclables in the trash.

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I took the liberty of moving them for you.

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Thank you, Layla.
You hungry?

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I've got plenty of eggs, bacon.

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No, thanks. You know how my mom
can communicate with animals?

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Apparently, they don't like being eaten.

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- How about some juice?
- Great.

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He's on his way.
Oh, hi, Layla.

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- Good morning, Commander.
- Commander, huh?

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Oh. Thanks, Layla.

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[Josie] I can't believe you and
Will are starting high school.

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Seems like yesterday you two
were swimming naked in the kiddie pool.

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<i>- Mom! Hi, Layla.
- [Cell phone rings]</i>

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- <i>[Layla] Thank you.</i>
- <i>[Cell phone ringing]</i>

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Josie, it's... the other one.

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<i>- Go.
- [Indistinct voice on phone]</i>

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I see.

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Thank you, Mayor.

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There's trouble downtown.

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Big trouble. Downtown.

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Oh, shoot, and I really wanted to see Will off to the bus.

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I remember his first day of preschool.
He wouldn't let go of my leg.

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- Mom!
- Oh.

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[Steve]
Josie.

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Oh, Will, uh, a reminder.

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A lot of the kids at Sky High

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will only have one superhero parent, not two,

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so take it easy on them, huh?
No showing off.

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Aw, Dad. Not to worry.
I'll keep it low-key.

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Mrs. Rivera?
Josie Stronghold.

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I'm gonna need to reschedule that open house.

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Great.

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- Steve!
- Gotta go!

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[Jingling]

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<i>[On TV]
...reports of a situation downtown.</i>

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<i>Let's check with a picture from News Chopper Five.</i>

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<i>Evil has struck our morning commute.</i>

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<i>Here's a hint.
If you're traveling eastbound on the 115,</i>

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<i>you might think about alternate routes.</i>

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<i>Hang on. This just in. The Commander
and Jetstream are on their way.</i>

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Are you sure he'll be OK?
What if he forgets his lunch?

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Josie, Josie, you've got to stop babying the boy.

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You're right, you're right.

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Left. Left!

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- [Steve] Circle back around!
- [Josie] I'm on it.

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- [Steve] Release!
- Launch!

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[Roaring]

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[Crashing]

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<i>[On TV] Oh!
And the robot goes down!</i>

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<i>He's plucking out a souvenir
from another successful battle.</i>

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<i>What a team!</i>

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<i>The Commander and Jetstream.</i>

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<i>[Man]
How does it feel to save the world again?</i>

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<i>- What would we do without them?
- They are good.</i>

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Now, I know it's just our first day,

119
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but I already can't wait to graduate
and start saving mankind.

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And womankind.
And animalkind.

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- And the rain forest.
- Of course.

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- [Woman] Hello, kids.
- [Both] Hi, Mrs. Kibbitch.

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I just feel really good about this year.

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Yeah. It should be great.

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- Morning!
- Mornin'.

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Is this the bus to Sky High?

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Shh! What are you, crazy?

128
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Do you want every supervillain
in the neighborhood to know we're here?

129
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No, no. Sorry.

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What's your name, freshman?

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- Um, Will Stronghold.
- [Gulps]

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The son of the Commander and Jetstream?

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Everyone! It's Will Stronghold!
Son of the Commander and Jetstream!

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I'm Ron Wilson, Sky High bus driver.

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If I can make your journey more
comfortable, let me know. You two! Up!

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The seat behind Ron Wilson belongs to Will Stronghold.

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It would be an honor.

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It's fine.
You don't have to.

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No, I want to.
You're third generation, man.

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Magenta, get up.

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- Why? He only needs one seat.
- So he can sit with his girlfriend.

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Layla? No, she's just my friend.

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Yeah, totally.

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He's like my brother.

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Oh, well, in that case, hi.
I'm Larry.

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Yo, Will. Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, Layla.

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How you doin'?
How was your summer?

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To be honest, it was tough, man.

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T- U-P-H.
I was seriously sweatin' it.

150
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My dad going, "Zach,

151
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I powered up before I started shaving."

152
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And here's me, dude, halfway through August,

153
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and zip.

154
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Oh, so you...
You don't have your powers.

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You think I'd even show up today if that happened?

156
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No. No, no.

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Woke up a few days ago

158
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and... bam!

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That's great.
So, what-what is it?

160
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You have to wait and see like everybody else.

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But it's awesome, man.
It's awesome!

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Come on.
It's not like you ever powered up in front of us.

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- [Brakes screeching]
- Sorry!

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Morning!

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That's everyone.

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Next stop, Sky High!

167
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Where are we?

168
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Hang on back there!

169
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We're goin' off-road.

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Here we go!

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- Yee-hoo!
- [Screaming]

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[Screaming]

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Pfff! Freshmen.

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There she is.
Sky High.

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Kept aloft by the latest in antigravitational propulsion.

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She is in constant motion as a precaution against those

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who otherwise might have nefarious plans,

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her location supplied only
to a few highly qualified individuals

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such as myself, Ron Wilson, bus driver.

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Smooth and easy.

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[Kids]
Whoa!

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Sorry!

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Word of advice.

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Don't miss the bus, 'cause the bus waits for no one.

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Except for you, Will Stronghold!

186
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You ever running late, running early,
or you just want to talk...

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...give me a call.
- Thanks, Ron.

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Seriously.

189
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<i>[♪ Ginger Reyes: Can't Stop the World]</i>

190
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- <i>[Boy] Yeah! Freeze-Girl!</i>
- <i>Hello, freshmen, don't be shy</i>

191
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<i>Welcome newbies to Sky High!</i>

192
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<i>Juniors, seniors, all the rest</i>

193
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<i>We're back to school Sky is the best!</i>

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[Girl]
Ready, one, two, three.

195
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Whoo! We're number one!

196
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,792
- Sky High! We're...
- I hate that cheer.

197
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Speed, round 'em up, OK?

198
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,167
Hey, freshmen!

199
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Your attention, please.

200
00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:25,010
I'm Lash.
Uh, this is Speed.

201
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:28,110
As representatives of the Sky High welcoming committee...

202
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We'd be happy to collect that $15 new student fee.

203
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:35,157
Um, there was nothing about a
new student fee in the handbook.

204
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OK, guys. Very funny.
I'll take over from here.

205
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,467
Hey, everybody.
I'm Gwen Grayson,

206
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,162
your student body president.

207
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I know you're all going to love it here at Sky High.

208
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I know I have. [echoing]
I've just had the greatest experience...

209
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<i>[♪ Cary Brothers: True]</i>

210
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...but there are a few rules that
I just want to let you guys know.

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First of all...

212
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If you can remember those few simple rules,

213
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,719
I promise you will not fall off the edge of the school.

214
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- [Laughter]
- Follow me inside for orientation.

215
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- Rules? What rules?
- Weren't you paying attention?

216
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[Students whispering]

217
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Good morning.
I am Principal Powers.

218
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On behalf of all the faculty and staff,

219
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,783
welcome to Sky High.

220
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Yeah!

221
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In a few moments you will go through Power Placement

222
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,023
and your own heroic journey will begin.

223
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- "Power placement"?
- Sounds fascist.

224
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Power Placement:
It's how they decide where you go.

225
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The hero track or the loser track.

226
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,933
Th-th-there's a loser track?

227
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I believe the preferred term is "Hero Support."

228
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For now, good deeds and good luck.
Let the adventure begin.

229
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Comets away!

230
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,354
All right, listen up.

231
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,323
My name is Coach Boomer.

232
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,758
You may know me as "Sonic Boom."

233
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You may not.

234
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Here's how Power Placement is gonna work.

235
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You will step up here and show me your power.

236
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And, yes, you will do so in front of the entire class.

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I will then determine where you will be assigned.

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Hero or sidekick.

239
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,972
Now, every year there are a few students

240
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or, as I like to call them, "whiner babies,"

241
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who see fit to question

242
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and to complain about their placement.

243
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:46,289
So let's get one thing straight.
My word is law.

244
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,986
My judgment is final,

245
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,724
so there will be no whiner babies.

246
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,028
- Are we clear?
- [Murmuring]

247
00:13:55,100 --> 00:14:00,766
I said, are we... [roaring] clear?!

248
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,637
[All]
Yes, Coach Boomer!

249
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,300
[Whistle blows]

250
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,241
Go-time!

251
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,411
You! What's your name?

252
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,813
L-L-Larry.

253
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,818
Little Larry.

254
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,581
Get up here.

255
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,952
[Layla] What's humiliating him
going to prove? This is so unfair.

256
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,824
If life were to suddenly get fair,

257
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,194
I doubt it would happen in high school.

258
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,069
[Roaring]

259
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,001
[Roaring]

260
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,167
Car!

261
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,219
Big Larry. Hero!

262
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:50,346
So he's good.
But I'm better.

263
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,222
[Boomer]
Did I say you were next?

264
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,487
Name's Zach, Coach Boomer.

265
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,825
Try not to drop your clipboard.

266
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,061
Any day now, superstar.

267
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,071
- I'm doin' it.
- Doin' what?

268
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,505
- I'm glowin'.
- I don't think so.

269
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,510
Well, it's easier to see in a dark room.

270
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:17,379
Turn off these lights, cup your hands
around your eyes and look real close...

271
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:20,418
- Sidekick!
- Are you sure you don't want to just...

272
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,181
[roaring]
Sidekick!

273
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,622
You! Front and center!

274
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,055
Let me start off by saying

275
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,219
- what an honor it is to...
- Is that your power? Butt-kissery?

276
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,093
Very funny, sir.
I've heard you had a wicked sense of...

277
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,655
- Shut up and power up.
- Right away, sir.

278
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,503
Say, that's pretty impressive...

279
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,906
...for a Popsicle! Sidekick!

280
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:43,830
Hero!

281
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,976
Side... kick!

282
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,915
[Boomer]
Super spit?

283
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,248
Sidekick.

284
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,044
[Boomer]
Acid spit.

285
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,919
Hero!

286
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,619
Ho! Hero!

287
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,753
And a handsome one at that.

288
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,889
Get out of here, knucklehead!

289
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,957
[Boomer]
Purple kid. Let's go.

290
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,395
- What's your shtick?
- I'm a shape-shifter.

291
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,634
OK. Shift it.

292
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,777
[Squeaking]

293
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,972
- A guinea pig?
- [Magenta] Yep.

294
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,015
Not even a swarm of guinea pigs?

295
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,277
Uh, no.

296
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,184
Sidekick. Shoo!

297
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:31,916
- Bite me.
- You. Flower child. Let's go.

298
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,791
Uh, I believe in only using my powers
when the situation demands it.

299
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:36,919
Well, you're in luck.

300
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,157
This is the situation, and I'm demanding it.

301
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,962
But to participate in this test
would be to support a flawed system.

302
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,936
The whole hero-sidekick dichotomy only serves to...

303
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,370
Let me get this straight.

304
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:50,931
- Are you refusing to show your powers?
- It's more complicated.

305
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,477
[Echoing]
Sidekick!

306
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,172
- [Bell rings]
- We'll pick it up right after lunch,

307
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,215
starting with you.

308
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,349
[Zach]
That's not cool.

309
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,800
I tell you, Boomer will regret making me a sidekick.

310
00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:03,181
I tell you, Boomer will regret making me a sidekick.

311
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,086
All right?
Someday it'll be dark,

312
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,148
he'll be all alone, walking to his car.

313
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:10,195
He'll drop his keys, and I
won't glow to help him find 'em.

314
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,059
You got a problem with me?

315
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,622
- Uh, no.
- No what?

316
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,760
No, sir. No, sir! No, sir!

317
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,565
Just messin' with you, sidekick.

318
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,538
[Chuckles]

319
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,804
You're not supposed to use your powers
outside of the school gym!

320
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,938
<i>[Over PA] The cafeteria staff requests
sidekicks stop ordering hero sandwiches.</i>

321
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:31,380
Am I crazy, or is that guy really looking at me?

322
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,485
- [Zach] Dude.
- [Will] What?

323
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,920
- That's Warren Peace.
- That's Warren Peace?

324
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,981
- Yeah.
- [Layla] I've heard about him.

325
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,517
His mom's a hero and his dad's
a supervillain. Baron Battle.

326
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,584
Where do I come in?

327
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:47,564
Your dad busted his dad.
Quadruple life sentence.

328
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:52,332
- No parole until after his third life.
- [Sighs] That's great.

329
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,840
My first day of Sky High, and
I already have an archenemy. Hmm.

330
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,600
Is he still lookin'?

331
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,111
- No.
- No?

332
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,580
No.

333
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,176
I thought you said he wasn't looking.

334
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:13,384
<i>[Over PA] A reminder: There is
no smoking on school grounds,</i>

335
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,292
<i>or freezing or bursting into flame.</i>

336
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,589
[Grunts]

337
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:18,857
I'm...

338
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,091
Will Stronghold.

339
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,090
Aha! Mind reader!

340
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,795
No. Name tag.

341
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,031
Right. Uh...

342
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,165
Uh, these are my friends.
That's Zach.

343
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,833
- [Zach] What's up?
- And...

344
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,706
Layla. Got it.

345
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,075
- I'm Gwen.
- [Layla] Hi.

346
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,875
- I love your skirt.
- Th-Thanks.

347
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:40,282
- How's Power Placement going?
- Um... great.

348
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,445
I'm not surprised.

349
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:45,319
I need a freshman rep for the homecoming committee...

350
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,085
<i>[♪ Cary Brothers: True]</i>

351
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,617
...we could talk about it over lunch.
- I eat lunch.

352
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,631
[Chuckles]
How cute is he?

353
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,066
- I guess I'll see you guys around.
- [Will] Yeah.

354
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,467
- Bye.
- Bye.

355
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,302
[Layla]
I don't think she really liked my skirt.

356
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,447
[Toilet flushes]

357
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,548
See you.

358
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,715
And thanks for the swirly.

359
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,185
- What's up, guys?
- The kid, uh,

360
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,024
looked a little dehydrated.

361
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,259
How about it, Stronghold?
You gonna hang with us this year?

362
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,596
Help us bring some pain to the sidekicks?

363
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,535
[Stammering]
That sounds like... fun.

364
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,730
Hmm.

365
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,273
Good man.
See you around.

366
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,569
OK.

367
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,471
- [Lash chuckles]
- [Bell rings]

368
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,183
[Will sighs]

369
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,755
[Will]... what it actually is...

370
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,522
What do you mean, you don't know what your power is?

371
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,894
- Well, uh...
- [Boomer laughs]

372
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,092
I got it.
You're messin' with the coach.

373
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,067
Just like your old man! Car!

374
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,127
[Beeping]

375
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,237
- Wow!
- That was close!

376
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:10,570
Are you insane?!

377
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,236
I don't have super-strength!

378
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,510
Oh, I get it.

379
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:22,247
You're a flier, just like your ma.
Why didn't you say so?

380
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,789
- [Beeping]
- Whoa!

381
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:26,983
[Grunting]

382
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,926
Quit messin' around.
I haven't got all day.

383
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,692
- What's your power?
- I don't have one.

384
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,825
Stronghold.

385
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,530
[Roaring]
Siiiide...

386
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,898
...kick!

387
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:52,043
Hmm. I remember doing this to
your father when he was just your age.

388
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,709
Kicked me through that wall!

389
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,014
You, uh, haven't called him yet, have you?

390
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,889
Like I want to be the one to tell the
Commander his son has no powers?

391
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,757
[Chuckles]
Ooh!

392
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,559
Let's... Let's take a look at that chest.

393
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,565
[Whirring]

394
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,536
Well, nothing seems to be broken.

395
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,939
Except for me not having my powers.

396
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,501
Well,

397
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,877
maybe you're just a late bloomer.

398
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,712
You could get one of them or both.

399
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,753
Your mother's flying or your father's super-strength.

400
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,481
But when?

401
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:35,151
The kids who get bit by, uh, radioactive insects

402
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,956
or fall into a vat of toxic waste,

403
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:42,331
their powers usually show up the next day.
Or... they die.

404
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,430
Ooh, lookit.

405
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:48,530
But kids who inherit their powers...

406
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,974
...well, impossible to say.

407
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,172
But I will get them, right?

408
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,737
Many sidekicks

409
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,909
are the offspring of one super-parent, mmm,

410
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,546
and one ordinary parent.
Hmm!

411
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,852
But there are cases, rare,

412
00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:07,721
yet not unheard of,

413
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,092
where the child of two super-powered parents,

414
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,188
mmm-mmm,

415
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,495
never acquires

416
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:20,026
any... powers

417
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:23,199
whatsoever.

418
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,537
There are?

419
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,008
Like who?

420
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:29,445
Well, I know of only one.
Ron Wilson, bus driver?

421
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,504
There he is.

422
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,049
There he is now.

423
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,747
[Glass shattering]

424
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:42,683
A three-and-a-half bath Victorian
with original crown molding?

425
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,161
You bet we'd love to take a look.
How's, uh...

426
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:49,064
When do we brief the president
on supervillain infiltration of the IRS?

427
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:51,694
President would be Monday.

428
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,534
Tuesday? Great.

429
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:56,506
No, thank you, Linda.

430
00:22:56,575 --> 00:23:00,170
Hon, dinner's almost ready. Could you
stop playing with your robot eye

431
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:02,736
- and help set the table?
- Sure.

432
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:04,543
- Oh, there he is!
- Hey.

433
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,210
- [Steve] Man of the hour!
- Well, how'd it go?

434
00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:09,048
Um, Dad, we need to talk.

435
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,112
You mean a little hero-to-hero talk?

436
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:14,386
I think I know just the place.
Come on.

437
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,428
Hon?

438
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:24,396
- OK, so, Dad...
- Oh, this isn't the place, Will.

439
00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:27,996
- This...
- [whirring]

440
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,768
...is the place.

441
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:34,542
No way! The secret sanctum?

442
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:38,242
You know, I'll never forget my first day at Sky High.

443
00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:41,012
Your grandfather finally trusted me enough

444
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,453
to give me the key to his secret sanctum.

445
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:47,253
'Course, in those days, we still used keys.

446
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:48,519
Go ahead, son.

447
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:52,029
I already added your biometrics this morning.

448
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,797
Oh, Will, one thing.

449
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,665
'Course, you must never ever

450
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,796
bring anyone into the secret sanctum.

451
00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:04,774
That's why it's called the secret... sanctum.

452
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,737
Uh, I would never.

453
00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:10,146
Go for it.

454
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,181
<i>[Beeping]</i>

455
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,952
Oh, this one's mine, Will.

456
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,362
- You can use Mom's.
- Sorry.

457
00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:34,394
No way.

458
00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:36,874
You've got a pool table?

459
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,433
- How about the pinball machine?
- [Both laugh]

460
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,036
- Man.
- Let's see. Where do I start?

461
00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:45,776
Uh, I don't know.
Over here we got Mom's stuff.

462
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:49,014
Uh, scientific equipment, gadgetry, whatnot.

463
00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:52,250
Will? Oh. Yeah.

464
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,292
All our greatest battles.

465
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:55,587
Our finest moments.

466
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,218
Ticranium's head.

467
00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:00,389
Exo's number one bug-bot.

468
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:04,458
- And is this, uh...?
- Royal Pain's Pacifier.

469
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,834
Now that was a great day, Will.

470
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:10,272
The first time your mom and I
ever teamed up to fight evildoers.

471
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,608
<i>Soon as she came smashing through the
window, I knew she was the one for me.</i>

472
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:18,547
<i>I wish you could have seen us.
We were fantastic!</i>

473
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:21,279
<i>Royal Pain got his, and I got the Pacifier.</i>

474
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:26,919
And this is my proudest possession.

475
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:29,654
- Oh. Well, it's amazing.
- Well. [chuckles]

476
00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,855
- What's it do?
- No idea.

477
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:35,058
So this is it.
It's all down here.

478
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:36,862
Our story, your mom and me,

479
00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,870
of, well, kickin' butt and takin' names, huh?

480
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,168
But now it's time

481
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,572
for a new chapter in the story.

482
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:49,344
The three of us, fighting crime together

483
00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:54,909
side by side... by side.

484
00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:58,547
Now, what was it you wanted to tell me about?

485
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,386
Oh, um...

486
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:04,122
...that I'm gonna kick your butt at pool!

487
00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:06,129
- Well, we'll see about that!
- OK.

488
00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:08,427
<i>[Beeping]</i>

489
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:12,163
Choose your weapon, sir.
I'll break.

490
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:14,728
[Balls clattering]

491
00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:17,570
- [Steve] There it is.
- [Will] You got the right one.

492
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:20,872
[Man] You were right.
[Laughs]

493
00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,345
He took it home.

494
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,281
Hey, he's got the ego the size of a giant robot.

495
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:26,783
[Cackling]

496
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,614
[Choking]
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

497
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:31,383
<i>[♪ Elefant: Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want]</i>

498
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,460
- Hey, Layla.
- Hi.

499
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,532
So where were you after school?
I was worried.

500
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,272
I got stuck in the nurse's office.

501
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:57,110
And the news just keeps getting better and better.

502
00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:59,616
Turns out I may never get my powers.

503
00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:03,282
How'd your dad take it?

504
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:07,223
What was I supposed to do?
He showed me the secret sanctum.

505
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,419
You have to tell them.

506
00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:12,793
My parents are the greatest superheroes on the planet.

507
00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:14,957
Everybody expects greatness from me.

508
00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:17,194
Well, you are great.

509
00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:18,701
Thanks.

510
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,232
OK, so you're a sidekick.

511
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,639
It's not the end of the world.

512
00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:27,337
When life gives you lemons...

513
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,777
Make apple juice?

514
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,746
I can't make lemons.
I don't know what it is.

515
00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:36,046
Yeah, but see, no.

516
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:39,181
You have an awesome power.
You could have made hero easy.

517
00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:40,952
I'm not into labels.

518
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:43,494
But why would you choose to be a sidekick?

519
00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:47,088
Because I think the whole thing is stupid.

520
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,963
Dividing people into groups like that.
I mean...

521
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:52,595
...what is this?
- High school?

522
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,637
[Layla]
Apple?

523
00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:58,801
[Will]
Thanks.

524
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,811
[Chattering]

525
00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,540
Morning, class.

526
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:05,879
Welcome to Hero Support.

527
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,043
My name is...

528
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,849
...All American Boy!

529
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,922
[Coughing]

530
00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:18,260
'Course, nowadays...

531
00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:20,354
Ooh!

532
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:23,526
...I just go by Mr. Boy.

533
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,694
But this year, it will be my privilege

534
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:27,362
to help each of you become

535
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:30,237
the very best hero support that you can be.

536
00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:32,606
Without hero support,

537
00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:35,840
why, there wouldn't be any heroes.

538
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,542
All right, there probably would be heroes,

539
00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,982
but they would be very lonely.

540
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,749
Lonely heroes indeed.
And...

541
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,683
Yes?

542
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,055
Uh, yeah, um,

543
00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,617
when do we pick our names and costumes?

544
00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:53,323
Because I call dibs on "Zach Attack."

545
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,866
Well, you don't get to pick.

546
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:59,267
On graduation day, you'll be assigned to your hero,

547
00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:02,067
and then he or she will, uh,

548
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:05,507
decide what you will be called and what you will wear.

549
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:09,377
I think this is mostly done in an
attempt to avoid clashing colors.

550
00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:13,076
That's why when I was paired with...

551
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,813
...the Commander, red, white and blue it was,

552
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,879
which for me was a very good thing because,

553
00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:22,552
uh, as you can see, blue really just makes my eyes pop!

554
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,561
- It's very dramatic.
- Huh.

555
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:28,292
Uh, excuse me.
I didn't know you worked for the Commander.

556
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,596
<i>I worked with the Commander.</i>

557
00:29:30,668 --> 00:29:34,229
We were a team,

558
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:39,072
Mr... Mr... Stronghold!

559
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,337
Stronghold.

560
00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,404
You Steve's son?

561
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,677
Yeah.

562
00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:48,582
And he never mentioned me to you.

563
00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:50,450
I don't... I don't think so.

564
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,217
Makes sense.

565
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,054
That makes perfect sense, because the Commander

566
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:58,459
does not have time to sit around
flipping through scrapbooks

567
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,794
that I took the time to make for him.

568
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:04,130
No, the Commander's got to be out there saving the world!

569
00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:06,602
With your mom. Your mom.

570
00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:09,469
- She ever mention me?
- Uh...

571
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,031
- [rumbling]
- Incoming!

572
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,940
[Crashing]

573
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:19,072
Oh, look. He does glow.

574
00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,076
I told you.

575
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:26,888
Greetings.

576
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:30,155
Little misfire in the Mad Science Lab.

577
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:35,029
No need to panic, unless you're a single-cell organism.

578
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,794
[Mr. Boy]
Mr. Medulla,

579
00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:40,770
we in Hero Support are trained never to panic.

580
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,600
[Laughing]

581
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:44,869
[Mr. Medulla]
My bad.

582
00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:47,810
I'll get the nurse...
unless she's injured.

583
00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:49,107
Ah!

584
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,842
<i>[♪ They Might Be Giants: Through Being Cool]</i>

585
00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:38,057
[Shouting]

586
00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:41,495
Change... and ho!

587
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,566
Now you. Go!

588
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:47,198
Go!

589
00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:51,434
Go!

590
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:54,069
Go!

591
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,136
Go!

592
00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:59,445
- [Laughter]
- Go back.

593
00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,041
[Will]
OK, number one.

594
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,451
"A radioactive zombie is charging at your hero.

595
00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,989
Do you hand him:
A) his silver-tipped crossbow;

596
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:07,786
B) a wooden spike; C)...

597
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,258
Yo, that's so weak, man.

598
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,228
I'm holding his crossbow.
Why can't I shoot him myself?

599
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:13,889
'Cause we're hero support.

600
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,160
And if your hero asks for a crossbow,

601
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:17,667
- you hand it to him.
- Or her.

602
00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:20,329
By the way, Zach, you can't kill a zombie.

603
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,305
You can only re-kill him.

604
00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:24,967
- Or her.
- If you kids are all in here,

605
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,807
who's out there saving the world?

606
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,904
Dad. Why are you home so early?

607
00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:32,074
After I stopped the Superdome from collapsing,

608
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,118
I was watching the game and got to thinking,

609
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:37,814
"It's been a while since Will and I
tossed the old pigskin around."

610
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,585
I thought I'd hustle back home, but I see you and Layla

611
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:42,387
have already made new friends.

612
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,257
It's an honor to meet you, sir.

613
00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:47,127
- What's your name, your power?
- I'm Ethan, and I melt.

614
00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:48,460
OK.

615
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,161
- Zach. I glow.
- I see.

616
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:52,998
Magenta. I shape-shift.

617
00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,767
- Shape-shift!
- Into a guinea pig.

618
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,673
Great. Great.

619
00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:02,002
Great. Great! Really great.

620
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,308
Well!

621
00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,941
I make a mean tuna fish salad sandwich.

622
00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,281
- Anybody want one?
- No, no, no.

623
00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,378
Pleasure meeting everyone.

624
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,088
- They're a good bunch of kids, Will.
- Yeah.

625
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,222
Can I ask you something, though?

626
00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,893
Does that one kid really, you know, glow?

627
00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,869
Sometimes.

628
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:30,169
Boy, they have really lowered the bar some for superheroes

629
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:33,176
at that school since I went there.

630
00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:35,144
Well, actually, he's a sidekick.

631
00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:37,704
Oh. Well, that makes sense.

632
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,249
Yeah.

633
00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:42,411
Actually, they're all sidekicks.

634
00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:50,825
Good for you, son.

635
00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:53,864
Kid of your stature hangin' out with a bunch of sidekicks.

636
00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:55,831
As a freshman?
I didn't have the guts.

637
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,368
And I can only imagine what your grandfather

638
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:01,928
would have said if I'd have
brought some of them home. [laughs]

639
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,868
You know, there's nothing wrong

640
00:34:04,942 --> 00:34:06,876
- with being a sidekick, Dad.
- Oh, no.

641
00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:08,639
Of course not.
I used to have one.

642
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,806
Saved my life once too.

643
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,715
Old... what's-his-name.

644
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:17,118
So then you would be fine with...

645
00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:19,588
...if I was a sidekick.

646
00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:21,818
Well, yeah, sure, I guess.

647
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,589
Hey, hand me that mayonnaise there.

648
00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:27,261
Well, that's good then,

649
00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:30,027
because... because I am.

650
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:32,968
- Am what?
- A sidekick.

651
00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:37,497
- Who is?
- Me, Dad.

652
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,601
Dad, I'm a sidekick, OK?

653
00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:43,340
I washed out of Power Placement.

654
00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,984
- Washed out!
- [Glasses rattling]

655
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:52,319
Boomer.

656
00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,787
Couldn't make the big time, so now he thinks

657
00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,626
he can pass judgment on some real heroes' kids, huh?

658
00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:02,461
Oh, it's a power trip, Will.

659
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,797
That's all it is. Sonic Boom?

660
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,599
Try "Gym Teacher Man."

661
00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,162
No, Dad!
What are you doing?

662
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,107
I'm calling the school.
The tuition we pay them!

663
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:15,339
Dad, don't. Dad!

664
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,574
It's not Coach Boomer!

665
00:35:17,648 --> 00:35:20,139
It's me, OK?
I don't have any powers.

666
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,114
But you never said...

667
00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:29,591
I mean, you made it seem like...

668
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,185
Like I had super-strength like you?

669
00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,228
But I don't.

670
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:38,267
But you will, Will!

671
00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:39,701
You're just...

672
00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:43,069
You're just a late bloomer!
That's what it is!

673
00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:46,472
Maybe. Maybe not.

674
00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,944
But I don't care.

675
00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:52,949
Because, really, the fact of the matter is

676
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:56,316
I'm proud to be a sidekick.

677
00:35:56,387 --> 00:36:00,619
Actually, I'm proud to be hero support.

678
00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:09,557
Uh, so I, uh, think we pretty much covered the undead.

679
00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:11,465
What's next?

680
00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:19,470
What?

681
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:25,977
"Your hero flies north
at 300 miles per hour for 15 minutes.

682
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:29,577
His archenemy is tunneling south
at 200 miles per hour for 10 minutes.

683
00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:31,622
Assuming your hero has X-ray vision,

684
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:34,317
how long before he realizes he's going the wrong way?"

685
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,484
[Sighs]

686
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,757
All I ever wanted for him was to save the world.

687
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:41,992
To just feel that once.

688
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,694
That's a lot to put on a 14-year-old's shoulders.

689
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:46,464
Oh, come on, Josie!

690
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,472
When I was his age, I could put a truck on my shoulders.

691
00:36:50,107 --> 00:36:51,233
Oh!

692
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,777
Honey, I know you're disappointed.

693
00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:56,677
So am I.
You think I didn't want to see my son fly?

694
00:36:56,747 --> 00:36:58,874
- Or have super-strength?
- Or fly?

695
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:01,350
But we can't change who he is.

696
00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:03,910
Not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.

697
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,618
- Steve!
- Aw... Oh, no, no...

698
00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:09,592
Where would we even find a vat of...

699
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,185
- Steve!
- I-I just, I'm thinking.

700
00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:13,355
Will is a great kid.

701
00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:16,093
This is not the end of the world.
OK.

702
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,567
So maybe we won't be the Stronghold Three,

703
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:22,402
the greatest family of superheroes
the world has ever known.

704
00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:24,703
But we will be the Stronghold Three,

705
00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:28,040
the greatest family the world has ever known.

706
00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:29,443
You're right.

707
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:32,209
You're right, and he can always go into real estate!

708
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,946
Welcome to Sky Hi...

709
00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:40,080
[Lash]
Come on, Ron.

710
00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:42,057
Hey, big boy.
Where's your hat?

711
00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:43,457
Hey, where's your hat?

712
00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:46,291
If you're not gonna respect me, at least respect the hat!

713
00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:49,197
- Oh, pfff!
- Guys. Guys, come on.

714
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,531
Give Ron his hat back.

715
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,661
All right.
You're the sidekick.

716
00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:55,433
Give him his hat back.

717
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,980
[Speed]
We'll catch you later, Stronghold. [laughing]

718
00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:04,571
Hey, race you up the steps.

719
00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:06,583
Thanks, Will.

720
00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:07,879
Sure, Ron.

721
00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:13,982
- [Layla] Over here!
- Saved you a seat!

722
00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,616
Hey, and I saved you a pudding!

723
00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:21,022
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, buddy. Check this out.

724
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,794
Whoa!

725
00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:32,972
- Uh... sorry.
- You will be.

726
00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,136
Let's not do this.

727
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:37,578
You think you can do whatever
you want 'cause your name's Stronghold?

728
00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,809
I'm sorry my dad put your dad in jail, but...

729
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,648
Nobody talks about my father.

730
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,318
Ah!

731
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,748
Oh, it is so on!

732
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:52,495
- [Kids chanting] Fight, fight, fight!
- Mr. Boy, do something!

733
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,726
I'm on it!

734
00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:58,666
Principal Powers!

735
00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:01,296
Principal Powers!
Principal Powers!

736
00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:04,830
Principal Powers!
Principal Powers!

737
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,570
[Chanting]
Fight, fight, fight!

738
00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:10,179
[Chuckling]
Oooh!

739
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,342
[Shrieks]

740
00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:17,512
- [All chattering]
- Hurry up! Move out of the way!

741
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,131
Oh!

742
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,633
[Grunts]

743
00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:51,979
Where are your sidekicks, sidekick?

744
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,717
[Zach]
Right here!

745
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,383
Yeah.

746
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,384
[Grunts]

747
00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:05,233
Leave them alone!

748
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:10,565
He's strong!

749
00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:12,767
I'm strong?

750
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:14,640
He's super-strong.

751
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,582
[Cheering]

752
00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:23,313
Yeah, Will!

753
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,188
Now, who tripped me?

754
00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:31,620
Stronghold!

755
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:49,903
What if I said it's not just her twin?
It's her evil twin.

756
00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:54,547
- This Friday, you say?
- Medulla, you dog!

757
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,609
[Grunting]

758
00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:58,545
[Screaming]

759
00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:04,488
Think I can't take a hit?

760
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,825
[Yelling]

761
00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:16,130
Will!

762
00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:19,706
Will! Pull the pin!

763
00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:21,369
He's comin', man!

764
00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:34,550
Hi.

765
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,092
<i>[Beeping]</i>

766
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,296
I didn't do anything, though.
He started it.

767
00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,563
Your dad started it, and I'm gonna finish it.

768
00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:48,867
- [Clicking]
- [Powers] Don't bother.

769
00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:53,774
The Detention Room neutralizes all super-powers.
Sit.

770
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:57,946
Now, here at Sky High we do everything we can

771
00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,915
to teach you how to use your powers.

772
00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,316
But what you do with them, now that's up to you.

773
00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:06,220
Living up to your father's reputation
or trying to live it down

774
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:10,317
is a sad waste of talent.
Your talent.

775
00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:16,128
Try to keep that in mind the next time
you're about to do something stupid.

776
00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,537
[Exhales]
All right, look.

777
00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:28,635
Whatever happened with our dads,
it has nothing to do with us.

778
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:31,078
What do you say?

779
00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:34,114
I say

780
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,778
if you ever cross me again, I'll roast you alive.

781
00:42:50,968 --> 00:42:52,902
[Gasps]

782
00:42:57,041 --> 00:43:00,533
[Josie]
So, Will, anything interesting happen at school today?

783
00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:02,078
Uh...

784
00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:06,242
Well, as you may have noticed, I got my powers today!

785
00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:10,949
Yes, we know.
The principal called.

786
00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:13,285
OK. Look, it's not...

787
00:43:13,357 --> 00:43:15,018
It's not as bad as it sounds.

788
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:19,426
- It's a really funny, great story.
- You nearly destroyed the cafeteria.

789
00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:22,954
Yeah, but, Mom...
I got my powers!

790
00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,024
And do you know how to use them wisely?

791
00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:28,767
Sanctum. Now.

792
00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:35,978
William Theodore Stronghold...

793
00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:39,581
...come here!

794
00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,277
You're not mad?

795
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:44,412
My boy has super-strength!
How can I be mad?

796
00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:45,978
- [Cracking]
- Ow!

797
00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:48,388
I'm sorry.
[cracking] Ow!

798
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,892
- You are strong!
- Yeah.

799
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:54,021
If your mom asks, you tell her
I read you the riot act, and...

800
00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:56,328
...I took away your Xbox.

801
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,563
- But I don't have an Xbox.
- Are you sure?

802
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,832
- Oh! Go ahead.
- When did you...?

803
00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:03,133
- What?
- Open it up!

804
00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:04,606
Here. Here, I'll get it.

805
00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:05,903
All right. Let's see.

806
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:08,240
[Male voice]
The boy has Stronghold's power.

807
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:10,872
- It's almost poetic.
- We should crush them now.

808
00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:12,916
- We know he has the weapon.
- Patience!

809
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,917
We have waited this long.

810
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:17,476
When the time is right, we'll have our revenge.

811
00:44:17,554 --> 00:44:20,990
You know, time would move a lot faster if we had an Xbox.

812
00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:22,491
Ah! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

813
00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:24,424
- Dude, you made sidekick history!
- Aw. I don't know about that.

814
00:44:24,459 --> 00:44:26,289
- Dude, you made sidekick history!
- Aw. I don't know about that.

815
00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:30,197
No, seriously. From now on,
people mess with us at their own peril.

816
00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:34,226
You're breaking down barriers,
proving we're not heroes and sidekicks.

817
00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:36,101
- We're just people.
- Super people.

818
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,370
- [Bell rings]
- Seats, please.

819
00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:44,847
We have a lot to cover this morning,
starting with motorcycle sidecar basics.

820
00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:47,679
Uh, except for you, Mr. Stronghold.

821
00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:50,242
Would you gather your gear and come up here, please?

822
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,550
I've got your new class schedule.

823
00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:58,958
Congratulations. You've been
transferred to the Hero class.

824
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:02,863
Oh, and by the way, if you should
find yourself needing any hero support,

825
00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:08,733
I still do a little freelance. Ha!

826
00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:10,433
Ha!

827
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:14,637
But what about them?

828
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,044
- We'll see you on the bus.
- We'll hang at lunch.

829
00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,742
Right after you've dunked Ethan's head in the toilet.

830
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:24,186
[Sighs]
Well, you best not be late.

831
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,260
Just go already.

832
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,066
Rays!

833
00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:44,107
From the silliness of the shrink ray

834
00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:46,404
to the devastation of the death ray.

835
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,878
These are the very foundations of Mad Science.

836
00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:51,778
[Knocking]

837
00:45:51,849 --> 00:45:53,942
Yes? They told me you were coming.

838
00:45:54,017 --> 00:45:57,612
Unfortunately, all the lab partners are taken.

839
00:45:57,688 --> 00:46:00,885
I suppose I could pair you with my teaching assistant.

840
00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:04,293
Miss Grayson?
My apologies.

841
00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:06,625
<i>- [Chimes jingling]
- [♪ Cary Brothers: True]</i>

842
00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:07,891
[Medulla]
Come on.

843
00:46:07,965 --> 00:46:10,229
Come on!
Quickly, quickly, quickly.

844
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:11,892
Feet! You stepped on my foot!

845
00:46:13,237 --> 00:46:15,398
OK, how's that?

846
00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:18,339
Perfect... if you're building a heat ray.

847
00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:21,502
You're supposed to be building a freeze ray.

848
00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:23,512
OK, I have no idea what I'm doing.

849
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,013
Dreadful technique.

850
00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:28,245
You've confused rays with beams! D!

851
00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:30,946
Minus! I'd give you an F,

852
00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:34,218
but that would only mean having
to see you in summer school.

853
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,657
- And what have we here?
- Uh...

854
00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:39,696
Well, I don't know.
I didn't do it.

855
00:46:39,763 --> 00:46:42,493
You're far too modest, Mr. Stronghold.

856
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:48,168
Or perhaps not modest enough.

857
00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:50,433
Miss Grayson, in the future,

858
00:46:50,507 --> 00:46:53,670
please allow the students to succeed, or fail,

859
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:55,905
on their own.

860
00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:00,872
How did you do that?

861
00:47:00,951 --> 00:47:01,940
I'm a Technopath.

862
00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:04,579
I can control technology with my mind.

863
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:08,523
Wow. All I can do is punch stuff.

864
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:11,152
Yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes.

865
00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:13,594
Show me the justice in that.

866
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:16,428
Miss Fernandez, kindly thaw out Mr. Hellman.

867
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,469
- That was amazing.
- So is what you did in the cafeteria.

868
00:47:19,536 --> 00:47:21,629
Yeah. Once they start handing out grades

869
00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:24,902
for destruction of school property, I'll be in good shape.

870
00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:28,342
You know, I can totally help you out
with all this science stuff.

871
00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:30,471
[Stammering]
Yeah, you'd do that?

872
00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:31,775
Mm-hmm.

873
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:35,114
I could be, like, your...
private tutor.

874
00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:37,551
Cool.

875
00:47:39,456 --> 00:47:41,720
Guys! Guys! Over here.

876
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,919
Will? Sitting with Gwen Grayson?

877
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:46,053
Man aims high.
Gotta give him that.

878
00:47:48,332 --> 00:47:50,232
Sorry. All full.

879
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:53,796
That's OK.

880
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:56,465
Uh, I think I see an empty table over there.

881
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,529
Come on, guys.

882
00:47:59,243 --> 00:48:00,369
No offense, Will.

883
00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:03,242
We are not running a loser outreach program.
OK?

884
00:48:03,313 --> 00:48:05,372
[Laughter]

885
00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:09,649
I'm sorry.
Penny can be a little...

886
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,847
...full of herself sometimes.

887
00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:15,783
Penny...

888
00:48:18,962 --> 00:48:22,022
Sometimes you have to act nice...

889
00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:29,194
- I just don't want them to sit here.
- OK.

890
00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:36,273
Layla! What's up?

891
00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:38,541
Hey, you smell nice.

892
00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:42,244
<i>Tecomaria capensis.
Honeysuckle?</i>

893
00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:46,319
- Listen. About lunch...
- What about it?

894
00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,449
At the table, Penny was being...

895
00:48:48,525 --> 00:48:51,551
- Please. Not a big deal.
- No, it is, and...

896
00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:53,619
I feel bad, so let me make it up to you.

897
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:56,427
Maybe tonight we can go to the Paper Lantern?

898
00:48:57,334 --> 00:49:00,770
- But you hate Chinese food.
- But you don't.

899
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,073
Paper Lantern. 8:00.

900
00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:06,439
Will!

901
00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:07,499
No, guys!

902
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:09,306
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!

903
00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:11,870
Come on, buddy.
Easy, guys.

904
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,712
- Thanks, Will.
- All right.

905
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,479
- [Low hum]
- [Layla] You OK?

906
00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:18,146
- Yeah, thanks.
- Zach too.

907
00:49:21,024 --> 00:49:22,548
Come on.

908
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,527
Not so tough when my boy's around, are you?

909
00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,564
You just think you're so big and bad, huh, Stronghold?

910
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:31,601
- No, I-I don't.
- Please! Will will totally take you.

911
00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:33,761
You saw what happened to Warren?

912
00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:37,000
Watch it, Stronghold. That big mouth
is gonna get you in trouble.

913
00:49:37,074 --> 00:49:39,838
- I didn't say anything.
- Why not settle this in P.E.?

914
00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:41,434
- What?
- [Ethan] You're on.

915
00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:44,844
If Will beats you in Save the Citizen,
lay off sidekicks for the year.

916
00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:48,874
And if he loses, you can dunk Ethan
in the toilet every day till graduation.

917
00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:51,318
- Yeah! Huh?
- You got yourself a deal.

918
00:49:51,388 --> 00:49:53,652
- Wait, guys, guys.
- Bring it.

919
00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:56,090
C- Come on!
Guys, are you crazy?!

920
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:58,150
No freshman ever won Save the Citizen,

921
00:49:58,228 --> 00:49:59,820
and those guys are undefeated!

922
00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:02,456
And you barely know how to use your powers!

923
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:04,693
Sorry. Not helping.

924
00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:06,235
Will, you have no choice.

925
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:09,670
You can't let them dunk Ethan's head
in the toilet. Not again.

926
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:12,231
The dunking must end.

927
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,804
[Crowd chanting]
Five! Four!

928
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,212
Three! Two! One!

929
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,512
[Cheering]

930
00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:27,784
Uh! Hey, what's up?!

931
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,485
[Whistle blows]

932
00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:34,053
Ramirez! Hamilton!
Your citizen has just been mulched

933
00:50:34,131 --> 00:50:36,793
because you failed to defeat your villains.

934
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:40,234
Next round. Speed, Lash,
you want to be heroes or villains?

935
00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:41,463
- Villains.
- Yeah.

936
00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:43,335
Ooh, there's a surprise.

937
00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:45,068
Who do you want to beat next?

938
00:50:45,142 --> 00:50:48,168
All right.
We'll take little Stronghold

939
00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,213
and, uh, let's see...

940
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,807
- And we pick Peace!
- [Crowd groans]

941
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:56,682
[Buzzer blaring]

942
00:50:56,753 --> 00:50:59,847
- Remember when we used real citizens?
- [Chuckling] Yes. Yes.

943
00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:05,550
Hothead, Stronghold, you're the heroes.

944
00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:09,592
[Warren] Hey!
Get your head in the game!

945
00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:12,260
You have three minutes to immobilize your opponents

946
00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:14,667
- <i>and save the citizen!</i>
- <i>[Voice box] Save me!</i>

947
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:16,296
<i>- Ready!
- Save me.</i>

948
00:51:16,373 --> 00:51:17,533
Set!

949
00:51:17,607 --> 00:51:19,575
Battle!

950
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,388
- [Crowd] Oh!
- [Grunts]

951
00:51:35,459 --> 00:51:37,222
Oh!

952
00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:44,127
- Ha!
- What now, Peace?

953
00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:46,998
[Lash]
Ow!

954
00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:51,199
Hey! Coach, that's a foul!
Call something on that!

955
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:54,471
<i>Save me! Save me!</i>

956
00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:59,911
[Boy]
Are you blind, ref?

957
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,159
Watch it, hothead!

958
00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:17,128
[Laughing]

959
00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,109
Ahhh!

960
00:52:40,023 --> 00:52:41,251
What? No! Wait!

961
00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:43,383
No! Wait!

962
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,357
Hey!

963
00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:52,696
Save the citizen!

964
00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:55,499
<i>- Save me.
- You are so dead!</i>

965
00:52:58,608 --> 00:52:59,768
<i>Save me.</i>

966
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,868
<i>Save me.</i>

967
00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:03,378
<i>Save me.</i>

968
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,274
[Gasping]

969
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,249
The vortex sucks away the oxygen.

970
00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,309
No oxygen, no flame.

971
00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:14,617
Come on!

972
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:16,488
<i>Save me.</i>

973
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,653
<i>Save me.</i>

974
00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,035
<i>Save me.</i>

975
00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:30,572
[Crowd]
Five! Four!

976
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,837
Three! Two! One!

977
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:36,470
[Buzzer rings]

978
00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:37,740
Time!

979
00:53:37,814 --> 00:53:39,714
She's alive!

980
00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:41,580
[Cheering]

981
00:53:41,651 --> 00:53:43,744
Heroes win!

982
00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:51,190
[Boomer]
Speed, Lash, hit the showers!

983
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:57,756
Where's my boy?

984
00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:02,495
- Will!
- Will!

985
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:04,699
Whoo!

986
00:54:04,774 --> 00:54:06,503
- Yo, we're right here!
- Here!

987
00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:09,704
I just can't believe you won
Save the Citizen as a freshman.

988
00:54:09,779 --> 00:54:11,508
That's never been done before!

989
00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:15,210
And you topped Mom's best score on
the pinball machine? Get outta here!

990
00:54:15,285 --> 00:54:18,379
- That is hilarious.
- There they are.

991
00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:20,685
- Gwen?
- Hey.

992
00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:23,419
Oh, uh, Dad, this is Gwen Grayson.

993
00:54:23,493 --> 00:54:24,926
Gwen Grayson, this is Dad.

994
00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:27,463
Mr. Stronghold, it's such an honor.

995
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:29,395
I'm sorry to barge in like this.

996
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:32,333
Oh, not at all.
Will and I were just hangin'. Chillin'.

997
00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:34,393
Honey, Gwen is a Technopath,

998
00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:37,269
and she's offered to help Will with his science homework.

999
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:39,069
And she's a senior.

1000
00:54:39,142 --> 00:54:44,136
We said we'd work on that antigravity
stuff tomorrow, but something came up.

1001
00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:46,978
- Any chance we can do it tonight?
- Sure. Yeah.

1002
00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:50,952
On one condition, Gwen.
You join us for dinner.

1003
00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:53,615
Oh, no, I couldn't intrude.

1004
00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:56,625
- Oh, yes, you can.
- [Josie] You must.

1005
00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:58,593
OK. Well, thanks.

1006
00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:02,556
- So should we get started?
- Certainly.

1007
00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:12,674
Well, she's gorgeous.

1008
00:55:12,742 --> 00:55:14,972
And she fixed the disposal.

1009
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:17,738
Really?

1010
00:55:17,814 --> 00:55:20,009
So there we were, in the middle of nowhere,

1011
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:22,210
and she's like, "I can't change a tire!

1012
00:55:22,285 --> 00:55:24,753
- I can only change the weather!"
- [All laughing]

1013
00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:27,381
I'm like, "Can you at least make it stop raining?"

1014
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:31,889
<i>- [People chattering]
- [Chinese music plays]</i>

1015
00:55:38,868 --> 00:55:42,326
Uh, I'll give him a few more minutes.

1016
00:55:49,713 --> 00:55:51,772
So, Gwen, do we know your parents?

1017
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:54,510
Mmm. I don't think so, Mrs. Stronghold.

1018
00:55:54,584 --> 00:55:56,779
Dad went inactive a few years ago.

1019
00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:59,014
Lets Mom do all the work now, huh?

1020
00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:00,556
[Chuckling]

1021
00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,284
Mom passed away when I was a baby.

1022
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,725
[Spits]

1023
00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:07,854
So I did have an ulterior motive in coming here tonight.

1024
00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:11,128
Will told you I'm the head of the homecoming committee?

1025
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,725
Uh, he most certainly did not.

1026
00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:17,404
Well, I was wondering if you'd consider
attending the homecoming dance.

1027
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:20,170
- We would love to chaperone.
- Sure.

1028
00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:23,508
That's very nice, Mrs. Stronghold, but no.

1029
00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:26,515
We were hoping that you'd be the guests of honor

1030
00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:29,677
and receive the award for Heroes of the Year.

1031
00:56:31,287 --> 00:56:33,778
<i>[Chinese music plays]</i>

1032
00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:44,623
Still workin' on that?

1033
00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:48,236
- Hey.
- Hey.

1034
00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:50,101
We go to school together.

1035
00:56:51,274 --> 00:56:53,504
- You're Stronghold's friend.
- Yeah.

1036
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,009
Yeah.

1037
00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:57,137
You want me to heat that up for you?

1038
00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:01,283
You're not supposed to use your powers outside of school.

1039
00:57:01,351 --> 00:57:05,117
I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.

1040
00:57:05,188 --> 00:57:10,125
Uh, I was supposed to be meeting Will here, but, um...

1041
00:57:11,861 --> 00:57:14,591
You want to sit down?

1042
00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:18,760
I think I can spare a minute.

1043
00:57:24,207 --> 00:57:26,937
[Layla chuckles]

1044
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,768
[Laughing]
Oh, look, hon.

1045
00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:32,406
There's... What's his name?
Kid with the gravity.

1046
00:57:32,482 --> 00:57:34,677
- Lance, I think. Lance something.
- Yeah.

1047
00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:37,117
Oh, my gosh, look.
There's Boomer.

1048
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:40,816
- [Will] He had a mullet?!
- Oh, God.

1049
00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:42,755
Oh, whoa-whoa-whoa.
Remember her?

1050
00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:47,058
- Hmm? She was a weird one.
- [Josie] Oh, yeah. Sue Tenny.

1051
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,325
Disappeared right before graduation.

1052
00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:51,959
- Why is that?
- No one ever really knew.

1053
00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:55,004
Some say she was, uh, recruiting villains at the school.

1054
00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:57,301
Others say she was smoking in the girls' room.

1055
00:57:57,373 --> 00:57:59,136
Nightmare.
All right, now.

1056
00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:02,372
Speaking of villains, there's one
of the worst. Baron Battle.

1057
00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:03,571
[Will]
Warren's dad?

1058
00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:06,080
Always swore he'd have his revenge on me.

1059
00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:08,447
<i>And he totally stole the lead in Oklahoma!</i>

1060
00:58:08,518 --> 00:58:10,452
You have to stop caring about that.

1061
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,078
- It's a long time ago.
- Hon.

1062
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:15,352
- Don't wanna talk about it!
- You deserved it.

1063
00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:17,518
Then there was this time in first grade.

1064
00:58:17,594 --> 00:58:19,721
You know how you grow lima beans in school?

1065
00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:22,526
Will could not figure out why mine grew so quickly.

1066
00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:25,659
It was driving him crazy.
So finally I took mercy on him

1067
00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:29,466
and I told him about my powers,
and we've been best friends ever since.

1068
00:58:29,539 --> 00:58:31,370
Hmm.

1069
00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:35,400
And falling for him, was that
before or after the lima beans?

1070
00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:40,313
What?
I am not in love with Will Strong...

1071
00:58:40,383 --> 00:58:42,317
- Is it that obvious?
- Yeah.

1072
00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:45,218
- Great.
- So why don't you tell him?

1073
00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:47,950
Well, I was gonna ask him to homecoming,

1074
00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:49,685
but there's two problems.

1075
00:58:49,759 --> 00:58:52,853
He likes somebody else, and she's perfect.

1076
00:58:52,929 --> 00:58:55,921
Hmm. You know what I think?

1077
00:58:57,133 --> 00:59:00,694
To let true love remain unspoken

1078
00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:03,568
is the quickest route to a heavy heart.

1079
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,130
Wow.

1080
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,301
That is really deep.

1081
00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:10,073
Yeah.

1082
00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:13,172
And your lucky numbers are...

1083
00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:17,379
...four, 16, five and 49.

1084
00:59:17,453 --> 00:59:20,786
- [Laughing]
- [Speaking Chinese]

1085
00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:25,057
[Speaks Chinese]

1086
00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:27,096
I gotta go.

1087
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:32,725
See you around, hippie.
[Speaking Chinese]

1088
00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:36,203
<i>- You didn't have to walk me home.
- [♪ Cary Brothers: True]</i>

1089
00:59:36,272 --> 00:59:39,833
I did if I wanted to spend any time alone with you.

1090
00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,900
[Laughing]
And, just so you know,

1091
00:59:41,978 --> 00:59:44,674
I don't usually hang out all night with my mom and dad.

1092
00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:46,874
Your parents are great, Will.

1093
00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:49,475
I'm so glad they're coming to homecoming.

1094
00:59:49,552 --> 00:59:54,114
[Sighs]
Now, if I could only find someone to go with.

1095
00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:56,215
You don't have a date for homecoming?

1096
00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:59,090
Well, I've gotten a few offers, but...

1097
00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:00,925
...I turned them down.

1098
01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:02,760
I'm just waiting for the right guy.

1099
01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:04,663
Oh.

1100
01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,235
You, Will.

1101
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,368
Me?

1102
01:00:12,408 --> 01:00:14,069
Oh, hi, Daddy.

1103
01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:17,340
Bye, Will.

1104
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,279
Bye.

1105
01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:24,683
You're not that boy with the six arms, are you?

1106
01:00:24,754 --> 01:00:26,654
No, sir. Just two.

1107
01:00:26,723 --> 01:00:29,817
- Well, keep them to yourself.
- Yes, sir.

1108
01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:32,656
- Good night, sir.
- [Door slams]

1109
01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:44,135
Yes! Whoo!

1110
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:52,107
Oh, man! OK.
Here you go.

1111
01:00:58,054 --> 01:00:59,646
Oh!

1112
01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,747
[Car alarms blaring]

1113
01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:06,261
Homecoming. The greatest collection
of superteens ever gathered

1114
01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:10,060
to dance under one roof, and then
we shall have our revenge!

1115
01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:13,000
There's only one thing we're missing!

1116
01:01:13,069 --> 01:01:15,936
King Kamehamayhem's surfboard?

1117
01:01:16,005 --> 01:01:18,872
Darn this joystick!

1118
01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:22,308
Ah! Right, right.
The Pacifier.

1119
01:01:22,378 --> 01:01:24,972
Hey, smooth move on the joystick.

1120
01:01:25,048 --> 01:01:27,141
Ahhh!

1121
01:01:27,216 --> 01:01:30,185
[Choking]
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

1122
01:01:31,054 --> 01:01:32,817
Layla!

1123
01:01:32,889 --> 01:01:35,551
You're not gonna believe what happened last night.

1124
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,721
Oh. I love these.

1125
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,392
"Your loyalties are clear when it comes to friends."

1126
01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:51,663
Oh, God. Oh.

1127
01:01:51,741 --> 01:01:54,733
Oh, I totally spaced. Uh...

1128
01:01:54,811 --> 01:01:57,336
I'm sorry.
I know you must want to kill me.

1129
01:01:57,413 --> 01:02:00,678
Actually, just the opposite.
I have something to tell you.

1130
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,877
- Yeah?
- Yeah, but you first.

1131
01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:04,977
OK. OK.
It's about homecoming.

1132
01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:06,715
Really? Me too.

1133
01:02:06,789 --> 01:02:09,952
I'm going with Gwen Grayson.
Can you believe it?

1134
01:02:10,026 --> 01:02:15,225
Me, a freshman, going with
the most amazing girl at Sky High.

1135
01:02:15,298 --> 01:02:17,926
- That's awesome!
- I know.

1136
01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:24,500
[Ron]
Morning!

1137
01:02:32,115 --> 01:02:35,642
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
What's your homecoming news?

1138
01:02:36,352 --> 01:02:38,616
I'm going too.

1139
01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:41,816
Really. Who with?

1140
01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:43,552
Who with?

1141
01:02:43,626 --> 01:02:45,287
Yeah, who asked you?

1142
01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:47,522
Oh, who asked me.

1143
01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:50,398
Warren Peace.

1144
01:02:50,466 --> 01:02:53,731
Warren Peace?
You can't be serious.

1145
01:02:53,803 --> 01:02:57,603
Layla, the guy's a psycho.
And he's my biggest enemy!

1146
01:02:57,673 --> 01:03:01,109
How could you go with him?
When did you even start hanging out?

1147
01:03:01,177 --> 01:03:04,442
Last night, 8:00, the Paper Lantern.

1148
01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:09,142
Hi, Warren.

1149
01:03:09,218 --> 01:03:12,949
Did I do or say anything last night
to make you think this is OK?

1150
01:03:13,022 --> 01:03:15,786
Funny. You're never gonna believe what happened.

1151
01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:17,883
I was about to ask Will to homecoming when,

1152
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,861
wouldn't you know it, I said I was going with you instead.

1153
01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:23,125
I don't remember that being the plan.

1154
01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:25,030
Hey. You did the history homework?

1155
01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:27,160
- What are you doin'?
- Sitting.

1156
01:03:27,236 --> 01:03:30,364
- No one sits here but me.
- Mm-hmm.

1157
01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:32,839
What'd you get for four?
I wasn't sure if Tigerman

1158
01:03:32,909 --> 01:03:36,675
was, A) bitten by a radioactive tiger,
or B) bitten by a regular tiger,

1159
01:03:36,746 --> 01:03:38,179
then exposed to radiation.

1160
01:03:38,247 --> 01:03:40,807
Hey. Are we eating at Warren's table now?

1161
01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:43,113
- I feel extremely dangerous.
- Whoa. Whoa.

1162
01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:46,417
- Is this guy bothering you, Magenta?
- Try the other way around.

1163
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:49,287
Does anyone else need a date for homecoming?

1164
01:03:49,358 --> 01:03:53,124
[Forced laughter]

1165
01:03:53,196 --> 01:03:55,494
Warren, you are crazy!

1166
01:03:57,867 --> 01:04:01,496
Please, I promise. I'll make this as painless as possible.

1167
01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:04,870
So you're not doin' this
just 'cause you like me or anything.

1168
01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:07,705
- You're doin' it to get to Stronghold.
- Yeah.

1169
01:04:07,777 --> 01:04:09,039
Then I'm in.

1170
01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:13,177
But I'm not renting a tux.

1171
01:04:16,752 --> 01:04:20,119
Hey, if Warren's not here,
is this still the tough-guy table?

1172
01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:21,781
Yeah, homecoming's stupid.

1173
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,553
- So? I think I'll go.
- Yeah, me too.

1174
01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:25,321
- What's up, guys?
- What up, dude?

1175
01:04:25,394 --> 01:04:26,588
- Hey.
- What's going on?

1176
01:04:26,662 --> 01:04:28,425
- Nothin'.
- Let's go, Stronghold.

1177
01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:30,658
Only two days till your Mad Science midterm.

1178
01:04:30,733 --> 01:04:33,702
I am not gonna rest until you
can build a ray gun blindfolded.

1179
01:04:33,769 --> 01:04:35,498
<i>[♪ Keaton Simons: And She Was]</i>

1180
01:04:42,178 --> 01:04:44,612
Hey there, cutie.
I was just thinking about you.

1181
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:48,673
I cannot wait until homecoming.
I'm so excited. I finally...

1182
01:04:50,453 --> 01:04:53,479
- Ow!
- Never call me cutie.

1183
01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:58,191
And is this the trigger?

1184
01:04:58,261 --> 01:05:00,491
No, that's the fusion device.

1185
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:04,329
OK. Is...? What's this?

1186
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,833
That's my phone.

1187
01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:07,992
<i>[Phone rings]</i>

1188
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:10,197
Well.
Super-strong and psychic.

1189
01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:13,667
<i>- Hello?
- [Indistinct voice on phone]</i>

1190
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:17,110
Wait. Penny, I can't understand you
when you're all talking at once.

1191
01:05:17,179 --> 01:05:20,376
OK, better.

1192
01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:23,612
What? Oh, no.

1193
01:05:23,686 --> 01:05:25,881
<i>- OK, hold on. Let me call you back.
- Hurry!</i>

1194
01:05:25,955 --> 01:05:26,944
What's up?

1195
01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:29,321
Problem with the homecoming decorations.

1196
01:05:29,392 --> 01:05:33,761
Penny forgot to order the fog machine,
so I might have to build one myself.

1197
01:05:33,829 --> 01:05:37,458
- Think the committee could stop by?
- Ooh, I don't know because,

1198
01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:40,934
uh, my parents are on a distress call,
and they won't be home till late.

1199
01:05:41,003 --> 01:05:43,471
- I'm not supposed to have anyone here.
- It's cool.

1200
01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:48,067
I was just hoping we could spend
a little more time together, but...

1201
01:05:49,378 --> 01:05:51,471
...I guess I'll just see you at school?

1202
01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:55,472
Good night, Will.

1203
01:05:58,921 --> 01:06:00,912
Uh, I... If it's...

1204
01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:03,788
Um, if it's only a few people.

1205
01:06:05,161 --> 01:06:06,651
Super.

1206
01:06:06,729 --> 01:06:08,993
<i>[Rock music plays]</i>

1207
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,734
[Shouting]

1208
01:06:20,876 --> 01:06:24,437
Brian! You're getting cheese
all over the walls!

1209
01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:26,378
[Crashing]

1210
01:06:29,752 --> 01:06:33,779
Larry, do you have to be a two-ton rock right now?

1211
01:06:33,856 --> 01:06:37,758
- Please, just power down.
- [Grunts]

1212
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:38,816
Hey.

1213
01:06:38,894 --> 01:06:42,227
Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Guys, the floor!

1214
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,031
Gwen! You said this was supposed
to be homecoming committee.

1215
01:06:48,104 --> 01:06:50,436
[Chuckles]
This is the homecoming committee.

1216
01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:52,736
OK, OK, so a few extra people showed up.

1217
01:06:52,808 --> 01:06:56,335
But, Will, you're popular!
That's what happens!

1218
01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:58,312
Gwen, every kid in Hero class is here.

1219
01:06:58,381 --> 01:07:00,781
How am I gonna get this place cleaned up in time?

1220
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,250
Here, come with me.

1221
01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:11,415
OK. So, what's on your mind?

1222
01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:15,487
- My friends.
- What about 'em? They're all here.

1223
01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:18,624
Oh. You mean the sidekicks.

1224
01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,860
I think I'm just gonna call Zach and Layla,

1225
01:07:22,938 --> 01:07:25,236
tell 'em to come over here because...

1226
01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:28,037
Will, you are such a nice guy.

1227
01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:31,011
But, honestly, do you think they'd have fun?

1228
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,880
With this crowd? I mean, don't you
think they'd feel a little awkward?

1229
01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:39,517
- No. I think they'd be OK.
- Trust me.

1230
01:07:39,588 --> 01:07:41,681
They'd be miserable.

1231
01:07:42,525 --> 01:07:43,514
- Whoa!
- Hey!

1232
01:07:43,592 --> 01:07:44,889
Sorry!

1233
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,621
Just lookin' for a bucket!

1234
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:55,400
I wish there was somewhere we could go to be alone.

1235
01:07:57,673 --> 01:07:59,038
Um...

1236
01:07:59,108 --> 01:08:01,542
<i>[rock music plays in distance]</i>

1237
01:08:16,292 --> 01:08:19,853
Wow. This is incredible.

1238
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:23,387
Yep. When you spend your whole life
kicking butt and taking names,

1239
01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:26,594
I guess you make a lot of memories.

1240
01:08:26,669 --> 01:08:29,695
Well, maybe we should make a few of our own.

1241
01:08:36,345 --> 01:08:39,508
<i>[♪ Vitamin C: Voices Carry]</i>

1242
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:48,950
What's she doing here?

1243
01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:51,185
Isn't it past her bedtime?

1244
01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:03,735
Hey, Will? Could you go get me
a diet caffeine-free orange soda?

1245
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,671
Anything for you.

1246
01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:14,849
- Who invited a sidekick?
- Yeah, what's she doing here?

1247
01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:16,976
Leaving.

1248
01:09:17,052 --> 01:09:18,349
Where's Will?

1249
01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:20,411
Honestly? Avoiding you.

1250
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:24,190
Look, Will knows you have a crush on him.

1251
01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:26,251
- He does?
- Everyone does.

1252
01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:28,592
Will's too nice to say he's not interested.

1253
01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:32,122
Not that you can take a hint.
I mean, hello?

1254
01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:34,260
He's going to homecoming with me.

1255
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:37,999
He threw a party and didn't invite you.

1256
01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:41,770
You're just embarrassing him.
You're just embarrassing yourself.

1257
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,369
OK. I understand.

1258
01:09:45,881 --> 01:09:49,112
And, um, when you see Will again,

1259
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:51,881
can you tell him that I never want to talk to him again?

1260
01:09:52,788 --> 01:09:55,382
- I'll give him the message.
- Layla.

1261
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,962
Layla! Layla! Layla!

1262
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,126
Layla!

1263
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,296
Have fun with Gwen.
You two deserve each other.

1264
01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:19,245
- Gwen.
- Oh, thanks, Will.

1265
01:10:19,315 --> 01:10:21,545
- What did you say to Layla?
- Nothing.

1266
01:10:21,617 --> 01:10:23,414
I mean, I just told her the truth.

1267
01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:26,386
You're a hero, she's a sidekick.
She was holding you back.

1268
01:10:26,455 --> 01:10:27,717
What?

1269
01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:31,191
Why would you do that? Layla's been
my best friend since first grade.

1270
01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:34,752
You've got new friends now, and I
think that you need to figure out

1271
01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:37,890
whether you want to hang with us or with those losers.

1272
01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:42,602
- Come on. Let's go.
- No, forget it.

1273
01:10:42,671 --> 01:10:46,334
I'm not going anywhere with you,
not now or not to homecoming.

1274
01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:50,003
Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.

1275
01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:53,173
You're dumping me? [scoffs]

1276
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,218
Whoa-whoa-whoa, let's get something straight, OK?

1277
01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:59,448
You do not dump me!
Not the night before the dance!

1278
01:11:00,322 --> 01:11:02,882
Sorry, Gwen.
I, uh, just did.

1279
01:11:05,194 --> 01:11:07,094
You're dumped!

1280
01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:09,760
That's it. Everyone, out!

1281
01:11:09,832 --> 01:11:11,925
Party's over!

1282
01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:14,731
<i>- Don't stop on our account.
- [Music dies down]</i>

1283
01:11:20,576 --> 01:11:24,410
Your father and I fly to Europe
for two hours, and you throw a party?

1284
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,415
Unbelievable.

1285
01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:33,649
When I reach the count of three,
I want everyone out of this house!

1286
01:11:33,722 --> 01:11:35,883
[Screaming]

1287
01:11:45,334 --> 01:11:48,030
Son, I'm only going to ask you this...

1288
01:11:48,103 --> 01:11:50,094
Dad, I swear, I didn't plan this.

1289
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,407
All right. That's good enough for me.
Hmm?

1290
01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:57,002
Steve, I have got half a mind
not to let him go to homecoming.

1291
01:11:57,079 --> 01:12:00,105
- That's fine. I'm not going anyway.
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

1292
01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:02,412
Your mom said she had "half a mind."

1293
01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:05,578
Will, you have to go to the homecoming dance.

1294
01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:09,852
We all have to because we're introducing
the world to the Stronghold Three,

1295
01:12:09,925 --> 01:12:14,862
the greatest family of superheroes mankind has ever known.

1296
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,831
- Did something happen, Will?
- I don't want to talk about it.

1297
01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:26,000
Well, we're gonna talk about it because...

1298
01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:29,010
...we promised Gwen we'd go to the dance!

1299
01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:31,603
And when a Stronghold makes a promise, son,

1300
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,147
that promise is kept!

1301
01:12:33,215 --> 01:12:35,945
I promise you, Dad, I'm not going.

1302
01:12:41,223 --> 01:12:44,351
Hello? Layla?
Pick up, Layla.

1303
01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:47,486
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Fine, don't pick up. It's me.

1304
01:12:47,563 --> 01:12:51,124
I'm going to the Paper Lantern.
If you get this message, meet me there.

1305
01:12:52,101 --> 01:12:52,999
- You said that?
- True story.

1306
01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:54,764
- You're so funny.
- I love life!

1307
01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:57,872
Thanks, Boom, for inviting me.

1308
01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:59,464
Ha-ha-ha.

1309
01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:02,704
You'll like this one.
It was the spring of '88...

1310
01:13:02,778 --> 01:13:06,942
[Will] Layla.
Layla, just pick up.

1311
01:13:07,015 --> 01:13:09,245
In case you didn't get my earlier messages,

1312
01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:11,582
<i>- I'm at the Paper Lantern, and I...
- [beeping]</i>

1313
01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:14,554
- <i>[Voice mail] Message box full.</i>
- <i>[Sighs]</i>

1314
01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:20,751
- What are you doing here?
- I'm, uh, looking for Layla.

1315
01:13:20,829 --> 01:13:23,024
- Do you know where she is?
- How should I know?

1316
01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:26,261
- You're taking her to homecoming.
- Oh, yeah. Right.

1317
01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:30,962
[Sighs] Well, you don't have to worry
about me ruining your night.

1318
01:13:31,039 --> 01:13:33,599
- And why is that?
- Because I'm not going.

1319
01:13:33,675 --> 01:13:36,872
Hmm. Well, that sucks.

1320
01:13:36,945 --> 01:13:40,904
Because we're only going together to make you jealous.

1321
01:13:42,851 --> 01:13:45,217
- Huh?
- Dude, you're so stupid.

1322
01:13:45,287 --> 01:13:49,383
- She's totally into you.
- Not after tonight.

1323
01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:52,188
I wouldn't be surprised if Layla or any of the other guys

1324
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:55,492
- ever want to talk to me again.
- Yeah.

1325
01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:59,466
You must have been a real jerk.
Because no matter what I do,

1326
01:13:59,535 --> 01:14:02,732
- I can't get 'em to stop talking to me.
- Thanks.

1327
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:20,980
<i>[♪ Steven Strait: One Thing Leads To Another]</i>

1328
01:14:26,995 --> 01:14:28,656
- Hey, you want to dance?
- No.

1329
01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:30,891
Me neither.

1330
01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:35,969
Hey there, Layla.

1331
01:14:36,038 --> 01:14:38,063
You look like you could use a drink.

1332
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:39,300
No, thanks.

1333
01:14:39,374 --> 01:14:42,810
Oh, don't worry.
The bubbles are just ginger ale.

1334
01:14:42,878 --> 01:14:44,573
[Lash]
Oops. [laughing]

1335
01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:47,740
The guys at this school are jerks!

1336
01:14:47,816 --> 01:14:49,807
Thanks a lot.

1337
01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:53,388
I thought you weren't gonna rent a tux.

1338
01:14:53,455 --> 01:14:57,721
It's my dad's. He doesn't have
much use for it in solitary.

1339
01:14:59,928 --> 01:15:00,986
Cheese cube?

1340
01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:03,859
We're taking off now, hon.

1341
01:15:03,932 --> 01:15:06,560
Still time to change your mind and come with us.

1342
01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:08,626
Nah, I don't think so.

1343
01:15:09,938 --> 01:15:12,634
Mom, you ever feel like you messed something up so bad

1344
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,539
that you'll never be able to fix it?

1345
01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:17,977
People make mistakes, Will.
That's what high school's about.

1346
01:15:18,046 --> 01:15:21,812
Heck, that's what life's about.
The key is to learn from them.

1347
01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:24,777
I hope my friends see it that way.

1348
01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:26,582
If someone is a true friend,

1349
01:15:26,655 --> 01:15:29,954
you'd be surprised at how understanding they can be.

1350
01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:31,014
Thanks.

1351
01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:33,118
Do me a favor?
Put this away for me.

1352
01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:35,686
I caught your father sneaking it out under his cape.

1353
01:15:35,764 --> 01:15:38,927
He's convinced that everyone wants to reminisce with him.

1354
01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:40,992
- I bet. Will do.
- Love ya.

1355
01:15:41,069 --> 01:15:42,866
Have fun.

1356
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,581
That's weird.

1357
01:16:07,796 --> 01:16:09,195
Gwen?

1358
01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,233
Oh, no.

1359
01:16:15,604 --> 01:16:17,799
Oh, no.

1360
01:16:17,873 --> 01:16:21,172
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1361
01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:25,776
I gotta get to Sky High.

1362
01:16:30,385 --> 01:16:32,182
[Rock music plays]

1363
01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,318
Josie, wait.

1364
01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:38,291
We can't unveil the Stronghold Three without Will.

1365
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,385
It's just...
it's just not the same.

1366
01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:41,793
Maybe we should fly home.

1367
01:16:41,863 --> 01:16:44,593
And we really don't need another award.

1368
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:47,396
[Powers]
Welcome, Commander and Jetstream!

1369
01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:50,063
[Cheering]

1370
01:16:57,980 --> 01:17:00,244
Good evening.
First, a quick announcement.

1371
01:17:00,315 --> 01:17:03,648
The owner of the blue cold fusion-powered jet pack,

1372
01:17:03,719 --> 01:17:05,243
you left your lights on.

1373
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:08,380
Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. Sorry.

1374
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:12,723
And now, please help me welcome
the head of the homecoming committee,

1375
01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:16,321
the girl who made all this possible, Gwen Grayson.

1376
01:17:19,201 --> 01:17:21,066
Thank you, Principal Powers.

1377
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:24,071
And a very special thank you goes to our guests of honor

1378
01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:27,905
and the recipients of our
first-ever Hero of the Year award,

1379
01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:31,275
- the Commander and Jetstream.
- [Applause]

1380
01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:35,973
And to mark this occasion, we've planned a special tribute

1381
01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:40,488
to the most powerful super-being
ever to walk the halls of Sky High.

1382
01:17:40,555 --> 01:17:42,682
Me!

1383
01:17:56,772 --> 01:17:58,239
Commander? [giggling]

1384
01:18:01,643 --> 01:18:04,111
[Giggling]

1385
01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:05,544
[All gasping]

1386
01:18:07,716 --> 01:18:12,244
- Royal Pain is a girl?
- Yes, I'm a girl, you idiot!

1387
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,914
How I ever lost to a fool like you I'll never know.

1388
01:18:14,990 --> 01:18:16,685
Now prepare to be Pacified!

1389
01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:21,627
Do you honestly think you can kill me
with that little toy gun of yours?

1390
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:25,599
My dear Commander, who said anything about killing you?

1391
01:18:27,402 --> 01:18:29,927
[Grunting]

1392
01:18:30,639 --> 01:18:32,903
[Screeching]

1393
01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:37,169
[Crying]

1394
01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:54,054
Ahhh!

1395
01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:56,359
Josie! I've always...

1396
01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:01,031
Rock-a-bye, baby!
[Giggling]

1397
01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:03,435
What'd I miss? Ah!

1398
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:09,567
[Screaming]

1399
01:19:22,657 --> 01:19:26,559
Boomer! Get the kids out of here!

1400
01:19:26,628 --> 01:19:28,528
Hothead! Find an exit!

1401
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:30,462
Get as many people out as you can!

1402
01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:33,501
I'll slow her dow...!

1403
01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:51,845
Thanks again for the lift, Ron.
Now, if I'm not back in 30 minutes...

1404
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,547
Come in after you! Got it!

1405
01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,556
I was gonna say go get help.

1406
01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:58,525
Go get help. Got it!
Now get in there!

1407
01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:02,960
Sorry!

1408
01:20:03,031 --> 01:20:06,330
- [Layla] Where are we?
- [Zach] Hey, Warren, how 'bout a torch?

1409
01:20:06,401 --> 01:20:09,063
[Warren]
Only if you want to get barbecued.

1410
01:20:10,939 --> 01:20:13,931
Ladies, if I may.

1411
01:20:14,009 --> 01:20:16,170
<i>[Magenta]
♪ Then all the reindeer loved him ♪</i>

1412
01:20:16,244 --> 01:20:18,508
- [Ethan] Way to glow, Zach.
- Thanks, man.

1413
01:20:25,587 --> 01:20:26,713
'Sup, kid?

1414
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,922
[Giggling]

1415
01:20:38,066 --> 01:20:40,125
You're never gonna believe this. Gwen...

1416
01:20:40,202 --> 01:20:42,466
- Is Royal Pain's daughter.
- Yeah, and she...

1417
01:20:42,537 --> 01:20:44,300
- Stole the Pacifier.
- Right.

1418
01:20:44,372 --> 01:20:47,569
She turned everybody into babies, including your parents.

1419
01:20:47,642 --> 01:20:49,200
OK. That I didn't know.

1420
01:20:49,277 --> 01:20:52,440
This is even more than the great
Will Stronghold can handle.

1421
01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:54,573
She's right.
It's gonna take all of us.

1422
01:20:54,649 --> 01:20:57,015
All of who?
You and Warren?

1423
01:20:57,085 --> 01:20:58,814
The rest of us are only sidekicks.

1424
01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:01,879
Just because you have powers,
that doesn't make you a hero.

1425
01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:04,187
Sometimes it just makes you a jerk.

1426
01:21:04,259 --> 01:21:06,591
Makes me a jerk.

1427
01:21:06,661 --> 01:21:10,222
- I guess what I'm trying to say is...
- We get it. You've been a jerk.

1428
01:21:10,966 --> 01:21:13,093
Layla,

1429
01:21:13,168 --> 01:21:16,296
in case my homecoming date ends up killing me tonight,

1430
01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:18,532
I just want you to know...

1431
01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:21,405
[Penny]
Isn't that sweet?

1432
01:21:21,476 --> 01:21:24,274
- I hate sweet!
- [Laughing]

1433
01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,511
You guys are a part of this too?

1434
01:21:27,582 --> 01:21:30,574
- Why am I not surprised?
- Go take care of Gwen.

1435
01:21:30,652 --> 01:21:32,847
- We'll handle these clowns.
- [Chuckles]

1436
01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:34,479
Go.

1437
01:21:48,103 --> 01:21:51,470
[Whimpering]

1438
01:21:51,539 --> 01:21:52,528
Whoa!

1439
01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:55,440
"While pushing down on the infant restraint,

1440
01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:57,410
pinch the two straps together."

1441
01:21:57,479 --> 01:22:00,744
- Pinch, Royal, pinch.
- Pinch what? Restraint A or B?

1442
01:22:00,815 --> 01:22:03,409
Now you just calm down.
Let's go back to one.

1443
01:22:07,522 --> 01:22:08,989
Ahhh!

1444
01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:13,792
Come back and fight! You...

1445
01:22:21,836 --> 01:22:24,236
[Penny] Come on, sidekick!
You gonna fight back?

1446
01:22:24,306 --> 01:22:26,740
I don't believe in using powers for violence.

1447
01:22:26,808 --> 01:22:29,038
I don't believe you even have any powers!

1448
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:32,671
Go, Penny! Beat Layla!
Go, Penny! Beat Layla!

1449
01:22:34,182 --> 01:22:36,343
You can't hide forever, sidekick!

1450
01:22:37,752 --> 01:22:39,720
[Bubbling]

1451
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,814
No way.

1452
01:22:46,227 --> 01:22:48,024
Sucks for you!

1453
01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:51,588
[Gurgling]

1454
01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:53,998
- [Babies crying]
- [Jester giggling]

1455
01:22:54,069 --> 01:22:56,833
Cootchie-cootchie-coo!

1456
01:23:02,577 --> 01:23:05,307
I take you back, my dear Commander,

1457
01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,314
to your senior year at Sky High,

1458
01:23:07,382 --> 01:23:10,351
a time before anyone knew what a Technopath was.

1459
01:23:10,418 --> 01:23:14,252
So a brilliant but misunderstood girl named Sue Tenny

1460
01:23:14,322 --> 01:23:18,952
was written off as a science geek
and stuck in Sidekick class.

1461
01:23:19,027 --> 01:23:22,986
She hatched a plan, so daring, so visionary,

1462
01:23:23,064 --> 01:23:25,999
to start her very own Supervillain Academy

1463
01:23:26,067 --> 01:23:30,163
and raise a generation of heroes from scratch as villains.

1464
01:23:30,238 --> 01:23:33,503
But first she had to destroy the very institution

1465
01:23:33,575 --> 01:23:36,874
that dared to spurn her genius!

1466
01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:42,042
And now, so many years later, that plan is complete.

1467
01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:44,017
My only regret:

1468
01:23:44,085 --> 01:23:48,613
That this may be the finest
supervillain speech ever given,

1469
01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:51,488
and you don't even know what I'm saying.

1470
01:23:51,559 --> 01:23:53,720
[Will]
But I do.

1471
01:23:53,795 --> 01:23:58,164
Look. I'm sorry that my parents destroyed your mom.

1472
01:23:58,233 --> 01:24:01,634
Now put my dad down.

1473
01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,068
[Cooing]

1474
01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:06,164
No one could defeat Royal Pain.

1475
01:24:06,241 --> 01:24:08,766
When the Pacifier exploded, I wasn't destroyed.

1476
01:24:08,843 --> 01:24:11,676
I was merely turned into a baby.

1477
01:24:11,746 --> 01:24:14,408
Stitches took me away and raised me as his daughter.

1478
01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:17,349
Daddy's little girl.
[Laughing]

1479
01:24:17,419 --> 01:24:20,911
- I told you never to call me that!
- [Whimpers]

1480
01:24:20,989 --> 01:24:22,752
Lunatic!

1481
01:24:22,824 --> 01:24:24,553
[Sighs]
That's right.

1482
01:24:24,626 --> 01:24:29,120
Royal Pain wasn't my mother.
Royal Pain is me!

1483
01:24:29,197 --> 01:24:31,324
Oh, my God.

1484
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:34,261
I made out with an old lady.

1485
01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:40,769
[Grunting]

1486
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:52,151
Yoo-hoo! Right here!

1487
01:24:59,661 --> 01:25:01,151
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1488
01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:06,324
Way to go, Popsicle.

1489
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:42,959
Hmm!

1490
01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:45,599
Big mistake.

1491
01:25:57,519 --> 01:25:59,419
[Screaming]

1492
01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:06,521
But I thought you were a sidekick!

1493
01:26:06,594 --> 01:26:08,061
I am a sidekick.

1494
01:26:08,129 --> 01:26:09,596
Don't leave us here to die!

1495
01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:12,394
Royal Pain sabotaged the antigravity device!

1496
01:26:12,467 --> 01:26:14,867
The whole school's gonna fall out of the sky!

1497
01:26:14,936 --> 01:26:16,927
We only have 10 minutes!

1498
01:26:17,872 --> 01:26:19,339
Here's the antigravity room.

1499
01:26:19,407 --> 01:26:21,432
Didn't Royal Pain seal off every route?

1500
01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:23,204
- What about this conduit?
- Right.

1501
01:26:23,278 --> 01:26:26,076
You'd have to be like a rat to fit in there.

1502
01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:33,176
Oh, great.

1503
01:26:34,455 --> 01:26:36,184
[Magenta]
This is so stupid.

1504
01:26:36,257 --> 01:26:40,250
OK. OK, you're doin' great, Magenta.
Looks great.

1505
01:26:40,328 --> 01:26:43,525
Look at those cute little legs.
OK, go about 10 feet.

1506
01:26:43,598 --> 01:26:46,226
Yeah, there should be a opening on your right.

1507
01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:48,565
- [Magenta] Gotcha!
- Find the access panel.

1508
01:26:48,636 --> 01:26:51,036
- What?
- It leads to the generator.

1509
01:26:51,105 --> 01:26:52,402
[Magenta]
I'm on it!

1510
01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:06,443
Will!

1511
01:27:08,656 --> 01:27:10,317
[Grunts]

1512
01:27:12,193 --> 01:27:15,356
- No!
- [Yelling]

1513
01:27:23,871 --> 01:27:26,704
And there goes your last chance of stopping me.

1514
01:27:26,774 --> 01:27:29,106
We'll see about that!

1515
01:27:31,813 --> 01:27:33,212
- Huh?
- [Will] Surprised?

1516
01:27:33,281 --> 01:27:36,273
- So am I.
- You're flying?

1517
01:27:38,152 --> 01:27:40,450
That's impossible!

1518
01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:43,746
[Grunts]

1519
01:27:50,999 --> 01:27:53,832
- [Babies crying]
- [Giggling]

1520
01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:56,698
Ah!

1521
01:27:56,771 --> 01:28:00,298
There's only one person authorized
to transport superheroes.

1522
01:28:00,375 --> 01:28:03,708
- And that's Ron Wilson, bus driver.
- [Grunts]

1523
01:28:03,778 --> 01:28:07,839
- [Groaning]
- And I'm Ron Wilson, bus driver.

1524
01:28:07,915 --> 01:28:10,406
I found the generator...
I think.

1525
01:28:10,485 --> 01:28:12,350
Chew the wire to the scrambler.

1526
01:28:12,420 --> 01:28:14,479
Cut the wire connected to the scrambler.

1527
01:28:14,555 --> 01:28:15,647
- The red one.
- What?

1528
01:28:15,723 --> 01:28:16,849
Cut the red wire!

1529
01:28:16,924 --> 01:28:18,789
There's a lot of red wires down here.

1530
01:28:28,536 --> 01:28:30,401
<i>[Beeping]</i>

1531
01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:31,460
Uh-oh.

1532
01:28:36,444 --> 01:28:38,435
[Layla]
The school is falling!

1533
01:28:38,513 --> 01:28:40,640
Ahhh!

1534
01:28:42,116 --> 01:28:43,515
Chew!

1535
01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:01,494
Chew the wire!

1536
01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:03,696
[Straining]

1537
01:29:07,108 --> 01:29:10,635
[Man]
All unpacked, and the movers didn't break a thing.

1538
01:29:10,712 --> 01:29:12,942
Told you we didn't need that extra insurance.

1539
01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:15,539
- No, I know.
- [Electric whining]

1540
01:29:17,585 --> 01:29:20,452
[Screaming]

1541
01:29:20,521 --> 01:29:22,887
Oh, no!

1542
01:29:22,957 --> 01:29:26,017
[Zach screaming]
It's all on you! Hold me! Hold me!

1543
01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:37,337
Ahhh!

1544
01:29:42,076 --> 01:29:43,805
[Straining]

1545
01:29:47,081 --> 01:29:49,777
Whoa. That could have been messy.

1546
01:29:50,918 --> 01:29:52,408
[Will]
Good night.

1547
01:29:59,494 --> 01:30:02,088
- Ohh!
- Chester? Chester?

1548
01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:04,757
[Babies crying]

1549
01:30:06,734 --> 01:30:09,862
- Now what?
- Beats me.

1550
01:30:09,937 --> 01:30:12,633
Perhaps I can be of assistance.

1551
01:30:12,707 --> 01:30:16,700
It should only take me a couple
of hours to reconfigure the Pacifier.

1552
01:30:16,778 --> 01:30:21,215
Mr. Peace, would you please
carry me to the Mad Science Lab?

1553
01:30:21,282 --> 01:30:23,773
- Sure.
- And, Mr. Peace.

1554
01:30:23,851 --> 01:30:24,909
Yeah.

1555
01:30:25,987 --> 01:30:29,150
Regrettably, I have made boom-boom.

1556
01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:34,987
People, if you've already been de-Pacified,

1557
01:30:35,062 --> 01:30:39,590
please find your clothes, grab a baby
and report to the Science Lab.

1558
01:30:39,667 --> 01:30:43,262
Mom? Dad? Guys?

1559
01:30:43,337 --> 01:30:47,273
I just want to say sorry because
this whole thing was my fault.

1560
01:30:47,341 --> 01:30:50,310
- Honey, you can't blame yourself.
- 'Course not.

1561
01:30:50,378 --> 01:30:53,677
How were you supposed to know
your girlfriend was a psychopath?

1562
01:30:53,748 --> 01:30:56,273
No, that's not it. Um,

1563
01:30:56,350 --> 01:30:59,547
you gave me one rule, and I broke it.

1564
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:02,987
I took her into the sanctum,
and that's how she got the Pacifier.

1565
01:31:03,057 --> 01:31:07,153
- The whole party was a trap.
- And so was the homecoming, Will.

1566
01:31:07,228 --> 01:31:11,858
We all fell into Royal Pain's trap, but you defeated her.

1567
01:31:11,933 --> 01:31:15,334
You saved Sky High, and everyone in her.

1568
01:31:15,403 --> 01:31:20,272
- I didn't do it by myself.
- Excuse me. Steve? Josie?

1569
01:31:20,341 --> 01:31:23,276
Even though it appears Gwen only came up with this award

1570
01:31:23,344 --> 01:31:27,007
as a way to lure you to the dance and your ultimate doom,

1571
01:31:27,081 --> 01:31:28,981
still it's inscribed, so...

1572
01:31:29,050 --> 01:31:33,009
I'd be honored to accept this "Hero of the Year" award.

1573
01:31:33,087 --> 01:31:38,184
But I'm afraid this doesn't belong to us.

1574
01:31:38,259 --> 01:31:40,352
[Josie]
It belongs to them.

1575
01:31:40,428 --> 01:31:43,226
The sidekicks.

1576
01:31:43,297 --> 01:31:44,662
I mean, hero support.

1577
01:31:44,732 --> 01:31:48,259
Why don't we just call them what they really are, Josie?

1578
01:31:49,437 --> 01:31:51,268
Heroes.

1579
01:31:56,210 --> 01:31:58,678
Oh, and, Jonathan?

1580
01:31:58,746 --> 01:32:01,408
Whatever you're teaching them,

1581
01:32:01,482 --> 01:32:03,814
keep teaching them it.

1582
01:32:03,885 --> 01:32:05,580
Sure.

1583
01:32:16,998 --> 01:32:18,295
[Powers]
What a waste.

1584
01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:21,267
I can't do anything more to help you.

1585
01:32:21,335 --> 01:32:24,327
I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.

1586
01:32:25,339 --> 01:32:29,298
I went through puberty twice...
for this?

1587
01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:32,039
I have de-Pacified all the babies

1588
01:32:32,113 --> 01:32:35,549
and destroyed that horrible weapon forever.

1589
01:32:37,485 --> 01:32:38,782
Let's boogie!

1590
01:32:38,853 --> 01:32:42,152
<i>[♪ Bowling for Soup: Melt with You]</i>

1591
01:32:51,365 --> 01:32:53,196
This is so sweet, I could hurl.

1592
01:32:53,267 --> 01:32:55,633
Tell me about it.

1593
01:32:55,703 --> 01:32:57,534
- Do you wanna dance?
- [Zach] Yes!

1594
01:32:57,605 --> 01:33:00,039
I mean, yeah. Yeah.

1595
01:33:27,335 --> 01:33:31,533
<i>[Will] Compared to homecoming,
the rest of the year was pretty boring.</i>

1596
01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:33,631
<i>Gwen and her gang got what they deserved.</i>

1597
01:33:33,708 --> 01:33:35,699
<i>But now nobody wants to save the citizen.</i>

1598
01:33:35,776 --> 01:33:37,038
Uncle! Uncle!

1599
01:33:37,111 --> 01:33:38,601
<i>Relax. I'm just kidding.</i>

1600
01:33:38,679 --> 01:33:41,614
<i>But they are getting to spend
a lot of quality time together.</i>

1601
01:33:41,682 --> 01:33:45,914
<i>Oh, yeah, and Ron Wilson, bus driver,
fell into a vat of toxic waste.</i>

1602
01:33:45,987 --> 01:33:49,650
<i>He now works for the mayor,
defending the city from giant robots.</i>

1603
01:33:49,724 --> 01:33:52,659
<i>So in the end, my girlfriend became my archenemy,</i>

1604
01:33:52,727 --> 01:33:54,695
<i>my archenemy became my best friend</i>

1605
01:33:54,762 --> 01:33:57,390
<i>and my best friend became my girlfriend.</i>

1606
01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,490
<i>But, hey, that's high school.</i>

1607
01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:37,464
<i>[♪ Flashlight Brown: Save It for Later]</i>