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Hello.
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One of the most precarious career
choices you could make in life
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One of the most precarious career
choices you could make in life
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One of the most precarious career
has to be, not just stand-up comedy,
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has to be, not just stand-up comedy,
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has to be, not just stand-up comedy,
try stand-up musical comedy.
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try stand-up musical comedy.
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It's a fantastic calling,
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but it doesn't exactly scream "steady
employment" or "reliable income".
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Well, Michelle Brasier is somebody
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who's fully embracing
that uncertainty,
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who's fully embracing
which maybe, for her, makes sense,
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which maybe, for her, makes sense,
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because her life is
anything but certain.
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WOMAN: It was at my dad's funeral
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that I realised funerals
are so absurd.
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We expect people to get up
and give a speech
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We expect people to get up
they were in no fit state to write,
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they were in no fit state to write,
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they're wearing something
uncomfortable,
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the weather's always bad,
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something always goes wrong,
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it's never a good show.
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I think my whole family
laughing together at Dad's funeral
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was one of the most important
moments in my life.
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was one of the most important
I mean, it was very cathartic.
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I mean, it was very cathartic.
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(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
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I think comedy is a pretty
good cure for grief,
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I think comedy is a pretty
or just a good friend to grief.
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or just a good friend to grief.
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If somebody near you was
or just a good friend to grief.
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If somebody near you was
laughing quite a bit,
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I want you to turn to them
and I want you to say,
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I want you to turn to them
"Sorry for your loss".
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"Sorry for your loss".
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(LAUGHTER)
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She's willing to sort of take
her heart out of her chest and go,
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"Here it is.
This is what has happened to me.
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"This is my life, and I hope
that when I tell you this,
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"This is my life, and I hope
"it gives you something."
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"it gives you something."
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You can come closer!
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And I think it does touch people
quite deeply.
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Yeah, you can give me a hug.
No, thank you so much.
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After the show, there's always,
always a line of people
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After the show, there's always,
to talk to her.
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to talk to her.
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I think it's a way that people
can process their own grief.
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How's she doing? She OK?
She's alright, but it was...
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How's she doing? She OK?
Physiologically, laughing,
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Physiologically, laughing,
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crying and singing
Physiologically, laughing,
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crying and singing
are all really close,
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and so I'm always on the edge
of one of them
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and I like it.
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I like that.
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Do you want a hug? Come here.
(SOBS)
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Do you want a hug? Come here.
It'll be OK.
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It'll be OK.
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Come here. No, more! More.
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Still crying.
It's OK.
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Thank you.
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We're off to New York City
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to do the show Off-Broadway,
We're off to New York City
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to do the show Off-Broadway,
which is quite mad.
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Um, but, you know,
obviously really exciting,
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and then we are going back
to the UK.
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MAN: So Average Bear is a show
that Michelle and I
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have been performing across the
world for the past three years now.
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It's essentially the telling
of Michelle's life,
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and potentially having less time
on Earth
It's essentially the telling
of Michelle's life,
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and potentially having less time
on Earth
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than the average bear.
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# Sometimes in
a young girl's life... #
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Average Bear is a show about hope,
I think.
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Average Bear is a show about hope,
I hope! (LAUGHS)
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I hope! (LAUGHS)
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It's the story of losing my brother
and my dad, and then,
I hope! (LAUGHS)
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It's the story of losing my brother
and my dad, and then,
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you know, being told by doctors that
I didn't have a very great outlook,
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you know, being told by doctors that
I didn't have a very great outlook,
in terms of my genes.
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in terms of my genes.
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# At Kooringal High... #
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So it's about limited time
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and how I'm going to spend it.
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# At Kooringal High... #
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I think I started comedy,
because it was, at the time,
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one of the scariest things
I could think of to do.
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I like to do scary things.
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I'm afraid that I will die young,
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and so, with my health,
like, if I'm going to end up
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having to fight for myself,
I want to,
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I want to get some training hours
up in the ring, you know?
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And comedy is pretty good
for that stuff.
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I thought it was just going to be,
like, you know,
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silly sketches and stuff,
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silly sketches and stuff,
and then she had the audacity
to break my heart.
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and then she had the audacity
to break my heart.
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My mum, my Catholic mum,
is so impressed that she says,
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"Well, if he can't get it then
I'll bloody well grow it myself.
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"No, I will, Chel.
I'll go down to Bunnings
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"And I'll figure out how to grow it
and I will.
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"No, I'll grow it
my bloody well self. I will."
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We don't tell Mum
it's easy to get weed.
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We don't tell Mum
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(LAUGHTER)
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TIM: I absolutely worry that
(LAUGHTER)
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TIM: I absolutely worry that
I might lose her.
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To look at her family history
and her genetic disposition
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To look at her family history
is terrifying.
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is terrifying.
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I've been told by a doctor
that I have a 97% chance
is terrifying.
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I've been told by a doctor
that I have a 97% chance
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of developing cancer, as well...
that I have a 97% chance
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of developing cancer, as well...
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For her, every lump, bump, change
is absolutely terrifying,
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because she thinks that
maybe it's the day that
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that 97% has turned into 100%.
maybe it's the day that
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that 97% has turned into 100%.
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..and there are tests that I can do
to find out exactly
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what is going on for me,
and things that I can do,
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lifesaving measures that I can take
once I have those results.
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But once I do that test,
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a life insurance company
can take those results
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and use them against me,
and they can do that to you as well.
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Life insurance can be denied to you,
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based on any genetic test
that you have,
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which is quite mad.
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So that's something I've become
really passionate about recently.
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WOMAN: Michelle has never been
afraid to voice her opinions.
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Growing up, she would always
challenge anything,
WOMAN: Michelle has never been
afraid to voice her opinions.
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Growing up, she would always
challenge anything,
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and fought for what she believed in,
challenge anything,
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and fought for what she believed in,
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and she never backed down,
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and still doesn't. (CHUCKLES)
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Here you go.
This is your baby one.
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That's my baby one?
This is your baby one.
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That's my baby one?
That's Dad.
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That's Dad.
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That's you with your dad,
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and that's Susie.
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We mostly grew up in Wagga,
in the Riverina.
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Mum and Dad were both teachers
in the local community.
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Mum and Dad were both teachers
We were a pretty tight-knit family.
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We were a pretty tight-knit family.
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Yeah! Look at this! It's so good.
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We had two children,
a boy and a girl.
Yeah! Look at this! It's so good.
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We had two children,
a boy and a girl.
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Wow. We thought we were done.
a boy and a girl.
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Wow. We thought we were done.
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Wow. We thought we were done.
But, 11 years later,
along came Michelle,
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But, 11 years later,
along came Michelle,
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But, 11 years later,
our little surprise packet.
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our little surprise packet.
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Best mistake you ever made.
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Your father said that.
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She was spoilt.
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I'll be honest, she was spoilt.
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That's Paul, there.
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That one.
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He was a grown man
when I was a tiny baby.
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He was a grown man
He was 15.
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He was 15.
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A lot of the time,
He was 15.
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A lot of the time,
she grew up like an only child,
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because she was so much younger,
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she was sort of
doing different things.
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Don't do that to my piano.
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This is MY piano.
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Well, it's mine. That's mine.
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Paul and I were more of
the sporty type,
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where she sort of took
the music path, after mum.
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She was very dramatic.
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I was the worst child.
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I was so annoying.
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I would put on plays for anyone
who would look, at the supermarket,
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I would put on plays for anyone
and I was always singing.
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and I was always singing.
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# An angel brought me here... #
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But my parents never told me
to shut up.
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They were very, like, supportive
of all of my delusions.
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# And get your kicks
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We're at Kooringal High School,
which is my high school,
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We're at Kooringal High School,
where I learned to sing and dance.
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where I learned to sing and dance.
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We had a huge performing arts
culture,
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which was really, really nice here,
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which I'm really proud of.
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Wagga Wagga,
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it felt like a safe place to, like,
learn how to become, I guess, a,
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it felt like a safe place to, like,
yeah, a weird little horny teen.
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yeah, a weird little horny teen.
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# I don't want him to know but
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# Takes me by the hand, says
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(LAUGHTER)
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Who me? (GASPS)
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I did not know there was
Who me? (GASPS)
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I did not know there was
a fingering shed,
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but the interesting thing was,
once the song came out,
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there were a couple of ex-teachers
who said, "Oh, we knew about it."
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there were a couple of ex-teachers
(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Somebody went on Google Maps
and put it, like,
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put it as a little pin,
so you can Google
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put it as a little pin,
where's the fingering shed.
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where's the fingering shed.
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Every school has one.
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# The fingering shed is no more
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# Ave Maria...
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(LAUGHTER)
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# Ave Mari-i-i-i
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# Mwa!
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(LAUGHTER)
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# No, I'll never,
(LAUGHTER)
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# No, I'll never,
I'll never forget you. #
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# No, I'll never,
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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I left home when I was 18.
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I moved out of Wagga
and moved to Melbourne,
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because I got into the
Victorian College of the Arts,
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which was really cool,
to study musical theatre.
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But I was also 18,
and from an acting perspective,
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they were like, "You haven't had
any life experience,
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"Go and get some more life
experience
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"and then you can come back,"
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and so I just, I went and I got
so much life experience!
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I was living in this share house
on St Kilda Road.
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I was living in this share house
It was old and run-down.
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It was old and run-down.
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It was really draughty.
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Dad bought me a heater
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so that it wouldn't be
quite so cold.
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ELLEN: She was sitting in front
of the heater
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ELLEN: She was sitting in front
and her clothing caught fire.
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and her clothing caught fire.
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She had stockings on, and she could
smell something burning,
and her clothing caught fire.
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She had stockings on, and she could
smell something burning,
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She had stockings on, and she could
and her legs were actually alight.
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and her legs were actually alight.
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and her legs were actually alight.
The stockings had melted
onto her legs.
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The stockings had melted
onto her legs.
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I had third degree burns,
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so I had to have a few skin grafts,
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and the recovery from that
takes a really long time,
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and the recovery from that
and is really painful.
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and is really painful.
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She had to turn round then
and learn to walk again
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and all of that. It was just
a horrendous time for her.
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I remember being like, well, VCA is
gonna love all this life experience
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that I'm going to come back with.
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But I left the hospital
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and just walked into a whole,
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just a completely changed world,
and just walked into a whole,
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just a completely changed world,
really.
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When John got sick,
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Michelle was 20.
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He went off to the doctor
to say he was feeling unwell.
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They did some tests
and he was diagnosed with cancer.
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Dad had pancreatic cancer.
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When they diagnosed it,
it was stage four,
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which is really common
for pancreatic cancer.
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It was two weeks from the time
that I knew he had cancer
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It was two weeks from the time
until the day he left us.
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until the day he left us.
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It was two weeks.
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The world felt smaller
for the first time.
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The world had always felt so huge,
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because my parents had made it
feel so big.
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The feeling that I had was like,
"There's so much that is gone."
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My mum is Catholic,
but my dad wasn't.
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My brother and my sister and I
wanted to make his Catholic funeral
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a bit cheeky, I think.
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So we put just, like, country music
in, 'cause he didn't like hymns.
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# I fell in
to a burning ring of fire
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# It went down, down, down
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# And the flames went higher
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# And it burned, burned, burned
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# The ring of fire... #
Bye, Dad!
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# Ring of fire. #
(LAUGHTER)
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My family and I are in fits
of hysterics.
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My family and I are in fits
It is the best funeral ever.
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It is the best funeral ever.
285
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No offence to all of your funerals,
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which I'm sure will be a hoot.
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(LAUGHTER)
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After losing Dad,
and nearly losing my leg,
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After losing Dad,
I couldn't go back to VCA.
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I couldn't go back to VCA.
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I wanted something new,
I couldn't go back to VCA.
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I wanted something new,
because I felt new,
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I wanted something new,
and the world felt different.
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and the world felt different.
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I auditioned for the Arts Academy
in Ballarat,
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I auditioned for the Arts Academy
and then I got in.
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and then I got in.
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I didn't know that I was
going to do comedy.
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Oh, my God, no, I won't do a song.
I didn't know that I was
going to do comedy.
300
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Oh, my God, no, I won't do a song.
301
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I can't, I'm too shy.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I'd seen little comedy cabarets,
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and so I was like, "Alright",
I'd seen little comedy cabarets,
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and so I was like, "Alright",
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and I wrote ten minutes about
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being in love with Aladdin.
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being in love with Aladdin.
# 'Cause mostly I wanted to
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# 'Cause mostly I wanted to
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# Fuck Aladdin... #
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And then that was the thing that
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people gave me attention for,
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people gave me attention for,
which is what I so crave.
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which is what I so crave.
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# Yeah, mostly I wanted to
which is what I so crave.
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# Yeah, mostly I wanted to
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# Have sex with
a fictional character
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# Have sex with
# Oh, Aladdin. #
319
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# Oh, Aladdin. #
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MAN: I went to see her
at a cabaret venue.
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MAN: I went to see her
at a cabaret venue.
She was so high energy.
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She was so high energy.
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I remember just, in that moment,
being, like,
She was so high energy.
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I remember just, in that moment,
being, like,
325
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"This is someone really exciting
and I want to work with her."
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"This is someone really exciting
and I want to work with her."
Boys!
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Boys!
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ALL: Oh!
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She's one of the boys.
She's just one of the boys!
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Yes!
331
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She met up with the Aunty Donna boys
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and she became part of their act.
333
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
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She's one of the boys.
She's, like, one of the fuckin'...
335
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We like to describe ourselves as,
uh,
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We like to describe ourselves as,
we're like, um, Monty Python,
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we're like, um, Monty Python,
338
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if they weren't as good. (LAUGHS)
339
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How did you get that through there?
340
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,700
I was at home...
Uh-huh...
341
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..I had breakfast,
342
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I jammed a stick through my hand,
then I...
343
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Just stop for a second.
..then I did maths class.
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So somewhere in between
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those events.
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BOTH: Parkour!
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Michelle and I, we both went
to the Ballarat Arts Academy,
348
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Musical Theatre course.
to the Ballarat Arts Academy,
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Musical Theatre course.
350
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Starting in comedy
at a similar time,
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we learnt a lot from each other.
352
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So we were both in this cabaret
comedy, called Backwards Anoraks.
353
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ALL: # Let's go, HBO
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# Here we go!
355
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,260
# Let's go... #
356
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:15,500
We were performing
# Let's go... #
357
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We were performing
at Melbourne Comedy Festival
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and in walks Karen Koren,
who's the head of Gilded Balloon,
359
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one of the big venues in Edinburgh,
sees the show and says,
360
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one of the big venues in Edinburgh,
"You've got the gig.
361
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"You've got the gig.
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"We're going to Edinburgh
in two months. Sort it out."
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(BAGPIPES PLAY)
"We're going to Edinburgh
in two months. Sort it out."
364
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(BAGPIPES PLAY)
365
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,180
(BAGPIPES PLAY)
WOMAN: Finding new talent is
what we do
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WOMAN: Finding new talent is
what we do
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and Michelle is one
of a really great talent.
368
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:43,340
It was the voice that attracted me
to going to see her
369
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It was the voice that attracted me
in the first place.
370
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,420
in the first place.
371
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I had no idea she had funny bones.
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I had no idea she had funny bones.
# We are Starks
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# We are Starks
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# Starks are we
375
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# Starks of Winterfell
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# Chilly Winterfell... #
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MAN: I saw these guys
# Chilly Winterfell... #
378
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,300
MAN: I saw these guys
and it was just so much fun.
379
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:58,580
I thought Michelle was just so
talented, to be that funny,
MAN: I saw these guys
and it was just so much fun.
380
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:01,940
I thought Michelle was just so
talented, to be that funny,
381
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and her voice is incredible.
talented, to be that funny,
382
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,620
and her voice is incredible.
383
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:13,740
TIM: That was really the start of
things blowing up for Michelle.
384
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She's loved going back over
to Edinburgh every year.
TIM: That was really the start of
things blowing up for Michelle.
385
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She's loved going back over
to Edinburgh every year.
386
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,380
BOTH: Double denim, double denim,
double denim!
387
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:18,620
High five! Uh!
double denim!
388
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,500
High five! Uh!
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00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,660
Uh! Yeah!
390
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,900
Who wants to see some art?
Not me!
391
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,820
SHAUN MICALLEF: Wasn't it just
something that Barnaby Joyce,
392
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SHAUN MICALLEF: Wasn't it just
something that Barnaby Joyce,
Peter Dutton and Craig Kelly
made up?
393
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,780
Peter Dutton and Craig Kelly
made up?
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00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,300
Well, where there's a smoking
ceremony, there's fire, Shaun.
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# I'd even settle for a bride
a bit Mediterranean
396
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:34,980
# But, Frederick, my dear, you
didn't say she was Tasmanian... #
397
00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:35,220
# But, Frederick, my dear, you
MALE ANNOUNCER: Michelle Brazier!
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MALE ANNOUNCER: Michelle Brazier!
399
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(CHEERING)
400
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MAN: There was definitely an
evolution in the way Michelle
401
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,660
wrote her comedy.
402
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,820
# Dai, dai, dah... #
403
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:43,060
There was a moment where she really
started to engage with who she was
# Dai, dai, dah... #
404
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,340
There was a moment where she really
started to engage with who she was
405
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,860
and where she's from.
406
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,860
That was genuinely where you felt
her career kind of take a step up,
407
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:50,100
That was genuinely where you felt
her career kind of take a step up,
I think.
408
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,420
I think.
409
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,460
# When I was young
410
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:57,620
# I learned that I
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00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,100
# Was a girl. #
412
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,260
(SOFTLY) What? Oh, my God.
413
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,460
She now is loved and sells out
all around the world,
414
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,220
is on every telly show
and is dominating,
415
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:04,460
is on every telly show
and she's done it her own way.
416
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,260
and she's done it her own way.
417
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,740
Thank you so much. I've been
Michelle Brasier. Good night!
418
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:11,540
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
419
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,700
# Dai, dai, dah... #
420
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,900
LAURA: At the second Edinburgh
Fringe,
421
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we went back hoping it was going
to be just as good as the first one,
422
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,780
but unfortunately,
just before we left,
423
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Michelle's brother had received
a cancer diagnosis.
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Michelle's brother had received
(RECORDED VOICE PLAYS BACK)
425
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(RECORDED VOICE PLAYS BACK)
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MICHELLE: My brother and I, we were
always really close.
427
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,260
Paul, or Braze,
as everyone called him,
428
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Paul, or Braze,
he was 15 when I was born,
429
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he was 15 when I was born,
430
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,100
and he carried me around
he was 15 when I was born,
431
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,700
and he carried me around
all the time.
432
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:40,940
and he carried me around
He took me to his Year 10 formal.
433
00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:44,100
He took me to his Year 10 formal.
434
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,060
People called me Braze's baby.
435
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:51,260
# Things don't go your way... #
436
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,820
# But, baby,
things don't go your way... #
437
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:56,620
He loved music
and he would always sing with me.
438
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:56,860
He loved music
Yeah, he was my biggest champion.
439
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,540
Yeah, he was my biggest champion.
440
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:01,620
(SINGING CONTINUES)
441
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,380
Paul was diagnosed with cancer
when he was only 42,
442
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:07,500
and, you know, it was stage four,
so it was a real shock.
443
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:13,060
Paul had made it very clear
to Michelle that she was to go
444
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:13,300
and do her performance in Edinburgh,
Paul had made it very clear
to Michelle that she was to go
445
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,580
and do her performance in Edinburgh,
446
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:17,900
because that's what he wanted.
447
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,940
I thought that I had more time,
448
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:25,300
but he went while I was there.
449
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,180
He died while I was in Edinburgh.
450
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,780
And just before he slips away,
451
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,860
he requests a song,
452
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:36,620
so I find a room with a piano
453
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,900
and I record it for him.
454
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:44,020
# Of all the money
455
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,900
# That e'er I had
456
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:51,740
# I spent it in good company
457
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:59,740
# Oh, and all the harm
I've ever done
458
00:17:59,740 --> 00:17:59,980
# Oh, and all the harm
# Alas, it was to none but me... #
459
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:05,340
# Alas, it was to none but me... #
460
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,980
I remember being in our apartment,
461
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:11,740
and the call coming through,
and just hearing her,
462
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:11,980
and the call coming through,
uh,
463
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,540
uh,
464
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,460
cry.
465
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,420
I haven't heard that sound before,
466
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,380
and it was, yeah,
it was heartbreaking.
467
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,180
Mm.
468
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,300
Hm.
469
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,140
So this is...
470
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,740
..this is where my brother
currently lives,
471
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,580
because I don't know what
I'm supposed to do with him.
472
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:32,820
because I don't know what
If I take him out of the box,
473
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,300
If I take him out of the box,
474
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:34,540
then I have to pick where
If I take him out of the box,
475
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,580
then I have to pick where
to put him,
476
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:36,820
then I have to pick where
and making decisions is...
477
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:39,700
and making decisions is...
478
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,260
..is hard. I feel, you know, um,
quite paralysed
479
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:44,460
when I have to make
a big decision,
480
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:44,700
when I have to make
one that feels like it has meaning.
481
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,340
one that feels like it has meaning.
482
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,220
A week after my brother's funeral,
483
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:56,380
I was in rehearsals
for Legally Blonde: The Musical.
484
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:56,620
I was in rehearsals
It's this funny woman,
485
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,940
It's this funny woman,
486
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:58,180
who gets to sing her absolute arse
off and dance for three hours,
It's this funny woman,
487
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:02,900
who gets to sing her absolute arse
off and dance for three hours,
488
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,300
and I think that's the best way
to be grieving,
489
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:05,540
and I think that's the best way
to be grieving,
to be completely honest.
490
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,380
to be completely honest.
491
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,740
And that's where I met Tim.
492
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,780
TIM: I played the role of Warner,
493
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:15,660
who is Elle's boyfriend
at the start of the show,
494
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:18,340
so I had to break up with her
every night for 15 nights,
495
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:22,300
or something like that, and eight
years later, we're still together.
496
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,300
New York.
Yeah, New York.
497
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:24,540
New York.
So we get in Sunday and then...
498
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,580
So we get in Sunday and then...
499
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:29,420
In Michelle's shows,
Tim plays accompaniment.
500
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,580
# When I was young... #
501
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,940
He's very selfless
with the way he performs.
502
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:37,220
He is facilitating something
that's bigger than him,
He's very selfless
with the way he performs.
503
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:40,500
He is facilitating something
that's bigger than him,
504
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,660
and bigger than, I guess,
the both of them.
505
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:42,940
and bigger than, I guess,
the both of them.
# ..drives into town
in her convertible
506
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,900
# ..drives into town
in her convertible
507
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,180
# It's time for mimosas
with the girls... #
508
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:51,220
I think at first Tim was really
unsure about what he'd gotten
509
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:55,940
himself into, because he came
into my life properly at the time
510
00:19:55,940 --> 00:20:00,820
when I was, you know, seeing genetic
counsellors for the first time.
511
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:07,060
She was starting to look
into her family history,
512
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:11,020
'cause she was starting to, you
know, put the puzzle pieces together
513
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:11,980
and join the dots,
514
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:12,180
and join the dots,
and see that there is a chance
515
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,460
and see that there is a chance
516
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:17,860
that she has some
genetic history of something.
517
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:21,540
I was texting Mum yesterday,
and she was like,
518
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:21,780
I was texting Mum yesterday,
"Oh, I forgot to tell you. Yeah.
519
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,580
"Oh, I forgot to tell you. Yeah.
520
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:27,540
"No, um, your dad's dad's brother
also died of pancreatic cancer."
521
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:27,780
"No, um, your dad's dad's brother
So it's my dad,
522
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:31,100
So it's my dad,
523
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,260
his mother,
524
00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:36,460
and his dad's brother.
525
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,980
So it's on both sides
of my dad's family.
526
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:42,700
Doctors have told her that there's
about a 97% chance that she will
527
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,260
develop some form of cancer
in her life.
528
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:46,500
develop some form of cancer
There's talk about Lynch Syndrome.
529
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,940
There's talk about Lynch Syndrome.
530
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:55,340
Lynch Syndrome is a predisposition
to bowel cancer, pancreatic cancer,
531
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:55,580
Lynch Syndrome is a predisposition
ovarian cancers, things like that.
532
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,820
ovarian cancers, things like that.
533
00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:02,700
It just means, you know,
whenever there's a lump or anything,
534
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:02,940
It just means, you know,
I get quite fast-tracked.
535
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:05,180
I get quite fast-tracked.
536
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,380
But...
537
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:10,180
..I also, my stress gets
really fast-tracked, too.
538
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:25,820
I think everyone gets weird lumps
and things, but I notice them more.
539
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,300
I went to a psychologist,
and I was like,
540
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,140
"I'm afraid of dying.
541
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,260
"Every time there's like a pimple
that's bigger than it should be,
542
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:37,500
"Every time there's like a pimple
"I think I am dying."
543
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,060
"I think I am dying."
544
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,300
And he was like,
"Your response is rational.
545
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,380
"You're being rational."
And I was like, "Don't tell me that.
546
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,340
"Tell me I'm being crazy,
and then teach me
547
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:46,580
"Tell me I'm being crazy,
"how to stop being crazy."
548
00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:47,420
"how to stop being crazy."
549
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,900
But he was like, "This is just,
this is what your life is."
550
00:21:58,620 --> 00:21:59,900
Whoo!
551
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:03,380
She's had scare after scare
after scare.
552
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,980
We've had ultrasounds,
we've had biopsies.
553
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:06,220
We've had ultrasounds,
We've had every,
554
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,500
We've had every,
555
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,460
every test that you could think,
almost.
556
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:16,340
So far, they've all come back
the way that we want them to,
557
00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:18,900
with negative health impacts.
558
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,020
MAN: Has anyone in your family
had a genetic test yet?
559
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:27,820
No.
560
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,020
We didn't really put it together
until it was like, "Oh, hang on."
561
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:33,060
Like, "What did Dad's mum
die from again? Oh..."
562
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:33,340
Michelle's had someone tell her
about this potential 97% chance
Like, "What did Dad's mum
die from again? Oh..."
563
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:36,780
Michelle's had someone tell her
about this potential 97% chance
564
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:37,020
of cancer in her lifetime.
about this potential 97% chance
565
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,380
of cancer in her lifetime.
566
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,820
Now, that's very high.
567
00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:40,060
Now, that's very high.
I can understand
why it would be worrying.
568
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:42,100
I can understand
why it would be worrying.
569
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:42,340
I can understand
Investigating it is reasonable...
570
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,060
Investigating it is reasonable...
571
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:44,300
But current Australian guidelines
Investigating it is reasonable...
572
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:48,580
But current Australian guidelines
for carriers of Lynch Syndrome
573
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,500
give lower risks for cancer
than 97%.
574
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,380
I want to do everything preventative
as much as I can...
575
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:58,180
The decision before Michelle is,
"Do I carry on as things are going,
576
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:01,460
"without knowing, or do I try to
find out more information
577
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,740
"through a genetic test?"
578
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:06,140
To me, it's actually about making
a decision that sits right with you.
579
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:09,060
The first time I was presented
with the idea of genetic testing,
580
00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:09,300
The first time I was presented
I was in my early 20s.
581
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,580
I was in my early 20s.
582
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,820
It was like,
583
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:13,060
"This sounds like a problem
It was like,
584
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,940
"This sounds like a problem
for grown-up me."
585
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:20,540
Now I'm getting closer to how old
my brother was when he died.
586
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:23,980
This is a real choice
I need to make,
587
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:26,300
and so I'm looking more and more
into this idea
588
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:26,540
and so I'm looking more and more
of getting the testing,
589
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,980
of getting the testing,
590
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:28,220
and then I discovered something
of getting the testing,
591
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:32,820
and then I discovered something
I hadn't even thought about before.
592
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,300
MAN: Genetic testing is becoming
more common,
593
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:39,220
but some people aren't getting
tested because they're worried
594
00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:39,460
but some people aren't getting
about life insurance.
595
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,580
about life insurance.
596
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:40,820
In some circumstances, life
about life insurance.
597
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:44,020
In some circumstances, life
insurance providers are restricting
598
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:47,580
access to cover if a person
is found to be high-risk.
599
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,860
WOMAN: For a lot of people like
Michelle,
600
00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:54,020
when they go to see
a genetic counsellor,
601
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:54,300
we have to tell them that the life
insurer can use your genetic risk
when they go to see
a genetic counsellor,
602
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:59,380
we have to tell them that the life
insurer can use your genetic risk
603
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:02,900
to deny you cover,
increase the cost of your premiums,
604
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,180
to deny you cover,
increase the cost of your premiums,
and that's even if you haven't
had any disease or cancer yourself.
605
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:06,940
and that's even if you haven't
had any disease or cancer yourself.
606
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:10,020
I would always advocate for more
conversations with genetics,
607
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:10,260
I would always advocate for more
especially as...
608
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:11,180
especially as...
609
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:16,220
Jane Tiller is an academic leading
the charge against this kind
610
00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:18,500
of genetic discrimination.
611
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,300
It's an awful choice
that people have to make,
612
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:24,420
deciding whether to look after
their preventive health,
613
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:25,940
or look after their financial future.
614
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:29,380
We know, especially with cancer,
if we treat it at an early stage,
615
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:29,620
We know, especially with cancer,
and we find out about it,
616
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,900
and we find out about it,
617
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,140
people are much more likely
and we find out about it,
618
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,940
people are much more likely
to survive.
619
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:36,500
If we don't know about
our genetic risk, we can't.
620
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:36,780
My husband and my dad died
of pancreatic cancer,
If we don't know about
our genetic risk, we can't.
621
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:39,300
My husband and my dad died
of pancreatic cancer,
622
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:39,540
four months apart.
of pancreatic cancer,
623
00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:40,940
four months apart.
624
00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:42,660
Oh. Come here. I'm so sorry.
625
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:42,900
Oh. Come here. I'm so sorry.
Jane introduced me to two other
women who are really active
626
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:46,500
Jane introduced me to two other
women who are really active
627
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,020
in the fight against
genetic discrimination.
628
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,340
I haven't had the test done...
Right...
629
00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:52,860
..because of the insurance.
You don't...
630
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:54,220
I do want to know.
Yes.
631
00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:57,900
The federal government is currently
considering making
632
00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:58,140
The federal government is currently
genetic discrimination illegal,
633
00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:00,060
genetic discrimination illegal,
634
00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:01,780
and,
635
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:03,380
I think we just need them to know
636
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:03,620
that this isn't going to be
I think we just need them to know
637
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,220
that this isn't going to be
something that goes away.
638
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:06,860
We're not going to back down
until they do.
639
00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:09,060
And I don't want to have this
conversation with my kids,
640
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:09,340
and then be like, "Don't get tested
because, you know,
And I don't want to have this
conversation with my kids,
641
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,940
and then be like, "Don't get tested
because, you know,
642
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,820
"if you're
supporting your family,
643
00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,100
"if you're
supporting your family,
"um, it's going to have
implications."
644
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,420
"um, it's going to have
implications."
645
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:19,660
If government needs to muscle up
and make it impossible
646
00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:22,980
for life insurance companies
to discriminate against people,
647
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,220
for life insurance companies
to discriminate against people,
well, then that's what we should do.
648
00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:24,620
well, then that's what we should do.
649
00:25:27,740 --> 00:25:31,460
LYNDON: There's definitely a common
perception that genetic tests
650
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:34,220
will give you
a black-and-white answer,
651
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:36,820
but if Michelle goes through
genetic testing
652
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:37,060
but if Michelle goes through
and we don't find anything,
653
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,340
and we don't find anything,
654
00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:38,580
we do not say,
"Now you're free to go."
and we don't find anything,
655
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,860
we do not say,
"Now you're free to go."
656
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,900
We actually say,
"We want you to continue
657
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:43,140
"with all of the screening measures
"We want you to continue
658
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:44,900
"with all of the screening measures
659
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:45,140
"with all of the screening measures
"and health checks that you are
already having,
660
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:47,020
"and health checks that you are
already having,
661
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,540
"because we're worried
we might have missed something."
662
00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:51,940
I hate that. I hate that!
663
00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:56,180
The idea that they can be like,
"Yeah, no, it's...
664
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,060
"Who knows?"
665
00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:59,660
It just becomes harder and harder
to make any decisions.
666
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:04,460
Are you feeling nervous
about the show?
667
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:04,700
Are you feeling nervous
I sort of don't know what to expect.
668
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:07,180
I sort of don't know what to expect.
669
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,620
Nothing bad.
670
00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:08,860
Performing the show in my home town,
Nothing bad.
671
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:12,100
Performing the show in my home town,
to my mum and my sister,
672
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:12,340
Performing the show in my home town,
felt like an out-of-body experience.
673
00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:14,020
felt like an out-of-body experience.
674
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,140
Box of tissues!
675
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,380
Broadway isn't scary.
676
00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:18,020
Wagga Wagga is scary.
677
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:18,260
Everyone's seen, it except for you,
Wagga Wagga is scary.
678
00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:20,860
Everyone's seen, it except for you,
and the boys,
679
00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:21,100
Everyone's seen, it except for you,
'cause they are...
680
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,340
'cause they are...
681
00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:23,340
..dead.
682
00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:24,660
So they haven't seen it.
683
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:26,780
Which boys?
684
00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:30,820
The boys that are in our family
that have died!
685
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:31,060
The boys that are in our family
Oh!
686
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:31,820
Oh!
687
00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:33,220
(LAUGHS)
688
00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:33,460
Because Michelle is so frank
and so open,
(LAUGHS)
689
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:38,340
Because Michelle is so frank
and so open,
690
00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:42,180
yes, I was a little bit worried
about what she might say.
691
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:45,380
But I'm going to walk out there
and see my mum.
692
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:49,660
Um, I have to look her in the eyes
and make jokes about her,
693
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:52,100
um, but also remind her of
the hardest part of her life.
694
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:55,220
And so I sing for my brother,
I sing for my father,
695
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:57,660
and I sing for my mother,
who has lost too much.
696
00:26:57,660 --> 00:26:57,900
and I sing for my mother,
It was amazing.
697
00:26:57,900 --> 00:26:58,900
It was amazing.
698
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:02,180
She's got you crying one minute
and the next minute you're rolling
699
00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:02,420
She's got you crying one minute
in the aisles, laughing.
700
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,180
in the aisles, laughing.
701
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,220
How are you?
702
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:10,100
Such clever use of tragedy
and comedy.
703
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,900
You liked it?
Yeah.
704
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,900
Yeah. Very proud of her.
705
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,820
Off we go again. I don't know how
many times we've been
706
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:30,460
at the international
airport this year.
707
00:27:30,460 --> 00:27:30,700
at the international
Possibly 400.
708
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:31,740
Possibly 400.
709
00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:33,660
But let's go.
710
00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:34,900
And where are you guys off to today?
711
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,460
London.
London.
712
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:40,020
LAURA: I don't know Michelle
before cancer in her life,
713
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:42,420
but I know that it drives her.
714
00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:49,580
She is nonstop and she goes
after every opportunity
715
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:52,540
and it's because she's not sure
how long she's going to be here
716
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:52,780
and it's because she's not sure
to get to do it all.
717
00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:53,700
to get to do it all.
718
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,260
They say that I'm young,
I have a head start,
719
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,380
and so my body is a temple
and I go to yoga,
720
00:27:58,380 --> 00:28:00,620
and they say
that I will die young,
721
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,340
and so I party and I do this
for a job,
722
00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:02,580
and so I party and I do this
and I haven't consolidated my super,
723
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:05,260
and I haven't consolidated my super,
724
00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:07,460
and maybe everyone should
live like me -
725
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:09,500
yoga in the morning,
whiskey in the evening,
726
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:09,740
yoga in the morning,
never miss a sunset...
727
00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:10,780
never miss a sunset...
728
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:14,660
I've made peace, I guess,
with the fact that I can't
729
00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,060
control my health.
730
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:18,180
I can do everything I can
731
00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:20,260
and then I have to take a step away,
732
00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:22,540
and so the next best thing
that I can do
733
00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:22,780
and so the next best thing
is just to enjoy my time.
734
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,340
is just to enjoy my time.
735
00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:24,580
# Sorry about the bit
is just to enjoy my time.
736
00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,980
# Sorry about the bit
where people die
737
00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:27,220
# Sorry about the bit
# But hopefully you're feeling fine
738
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:28,980
# But hopefully you're feeling fine
739
00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:31,100
# I've got you if you need to cry
740
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,860
# If you felt nothing, fuck you
741
00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:35,100
# You feel your feelings,
I'll feel mine
742
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:37,180
# And now we've reached
the finish line
743
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:39,180
# My favourite apple type is pine
744
00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:41,780
# I'll be downstairs,
come have a wine. #
745
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:46,300
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
746
00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:57,220
ABC Australian Story, shot break.
747
00:28:58,620 --> 00:28:59,860
Eva! Here! Here!
748
00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:00,100
I don't think enough's
Eva! Here! Here!
749
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,460
I don't think enough's
been spoken about the dog.
750
00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:02,700
I don't think enough's
We are the parents of dogs.
751
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,740
We are the parents of dogs.
752
00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:07,820
Eva is best friends with my dogs.
753
00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:10,740
They like, do full French kisses.
754
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:14,460
Eva came over to my house
for a New Year's Eve party.
755
00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:17,580
Did a poo, and it made everyone
leave.
756
00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:17,820
Did a poo, and it made everyone
And then the smell came.
757
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:18,980
And then the smell came.
758
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:22,140
I said to Michelle,
I'm going to do a one-man cabaret
759
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:25,500
about me overcoming the time that
your dog shit in my lounge room.
760
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:25,740
about me overcoming the time that
That could be the Australian story!
761
00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:26,980
That could be the Australian story!
762
00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:28,860
Yeah, maybe that could be
the Australian Story!
763
00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:29,100
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, maybe that could be
the Australian Story!
764
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:29,900
(LAUGHS)
765
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,180
Eva,
I promise there's a treat coming.