1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,628 --> 00:00:02,662 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,663 --> 00:00:05,165 Your ex-husband was part owner in a business. 3 00:00:05,166 --> 00:00:07,700 Susan came into an inheritance. 4 00:00:07,701 --> 00:00:11,604 Who do I speak to about selling my share of herpes on parade? 5 00:00:11,605 --> 00:00:13,873 Lynette acquiesced... 6 00:00:13,874 --> 00:00:17,544 - Looks like we'll be going to therapy together. - That is great news! Thank you. 7 00:00:17,545 --> 00:00:19,312 As soon as graduate high school, 8 00:00:19,313 --> 00:00:21,414 I'm going to New York to be a model. 9 00:00:21,415 --> 00:00:23,883 Angie's concerns made her more protective. 10 00:00:23,884 --> 00:00:26,686 You know I've always felt bad about the way we've had 11 00:00:26,687 --> 00:00:29,122 To raise you, being on the run and all. 12 00:00:29,123 --> 00:00:30,790 The door stays open. 13 00:00:30,791 --> 00:00:33,026 - I want it closed. - You stink. 14 00:00:33,027 --> 00:00:35,061 And you're a whore! Here's the difference. 15 00:00:35,062 --> 00:00:37,564 I can get clean. 16 00:00:37,565 --> 00:00:39,833 - Stop! - Say "please". 17 00:00:39,834 --> 00:00:42,268 - And Orson expressed his feelings. - Please! 18 00:00:42,269 --> 00:00:44,304 That's the life I'm facing now... 19 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:46,539 Having to ask people for help, for everything. 20 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,975 Do you know how hard that is?! 21 00:00:53,113 --> 00:00:57,383 Orson Hodge was smiling again, 22 00:00:57,384 --> 00:01:00,453 And it was starting to worry his wife. 23 00:01:02,923 --> 00:01:05,592 You see, since his accident, 24 00:01:05,593 --> 00:01:07,494 Bree Hodge had grown accustomed 25 00:01:07,495 --> 00:01:10,230 To her husband's severe mood swings. 26 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:16,503 She had grown used to his unexpected rage... 27 00:01:18,038 --> 00:01:20,573 His sudden anguish... 28 00:01:22,076 --> 00:01:25,111 His deep depression. 29 00:01:25,112 --> 00:01:29,916 But lately, an odd tranquility had settled over orson, 30 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:34,220 And his wife had the feeling something was terribly wrong. 31 00:01:34,221 --> 00:01:38,291 Sadly, she was right. 32 00:01:41,428 --> 00:01:44,163 What's, um, going on here? 33 00:01:44,164 --> 00:01:46,165 Hello, Bree. 34 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:49,135 Just thought I'd give away some things I don't need anymore. 35 00:01:49,636 --> 00:01:52,372 Hey, Orson. You got these in 8 and half? 36 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:55,041 Sorry, Roy. Just carry men's sizes. 37 00:01:56,410 --> 00:01:57,911 Look, I can understand 38 00:01:57,912 --> 00:02:00,713 Why you might want to give away your sporting equipment, 39 00:02:00,714 --> 00:02:03,983 But why would you give away your books and your cds? 40 00:02:03,984 --> 00:02:07,253 And for god sakes, you can still use your headphones. 41 00:02:07,254 --> 00:02:09,289 These are amazing! 42 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:11,691 Give me those. 43 00:02:11,692 --> 00:02:14,160 What is wrong with you people? 44 00:02:14,161 --> 00:02:16,663 Don't you realize you're taking advantage 45 00:02:16,664 --> 00:02:19,032 Of a man who is emotionally distraught? 46 00:02:19,033 --> 00:02:22,101 - He seemed to be in a great mood. - Until lady sunshine walked in. 47 00:02:22,102 --> 00:02:26,039 - We're sorry, Bree. We assumed you guys had talked about it. - Well, we didn't, and that doesn't excuse the fact 48 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,374 That you're all acting like a bunch of vultures. 49 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:30,310 It's a good thing I came home, 50 00:02:30,311 --> 00:02:32,679 Or you'd be picking through his closet. 51 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,981 Um, you know what, guys? 52 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:36,382 We should go. 53 00:02:36,383 --> 00:02:39,118 And please leave your plunder behind. 54 00:02:39,119 --> 00:02:42,755 Hey, come on. At my age, it's just a short-term loan. 55 00:02:48,896 --> 00:02:51,531 What has gotten into you? 56 00:02:51,532 --> 00:02:52,932 I'm sorry, darling. 57 00:02:52,933 --> 00:02:55,268 I had no intention of upsetting you. 58 00:02:55,269 --> 00:02:57,870 Keep my things, give them away. 59 00:02:57,871 --> 00:03:00,206 Ultimately, it doesn't matter. 60 00:03:00,207 --> 00:03:04,611 Yes, Orson Hodge was smiling again 61 00:03:04,612 --> 00:03:08,615 And Bree would soon learn the reason why. 62 00:03:08,616 --> 00:03:11,317 You see, her husband... 63 00:03:11,318 --> 00:03:14,387 Had decided to kill himself. 64 00:03:20,011 --> 00:03:25,011 Sync by fant0m www.MY-SUBS.com 65 00:03:29,837 --> 00:03:33,740 In this never-ending drama we call life, 66 00:03:33,741 --> 00:03:36,943 Everyone has a part to play. 67 00:03:36,944 --> 00:03:41,280 Some are cast as romantic leads. 68 00:03:41,281 --> 00:03:44,217 Others end up playing the victim. 69 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:50,423 And a few provide comic relief. 70 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,829 But if the drama is to be really compelling, 71 00:03:56,830 --> 00:04:01,334 There must be a hero... And a villain. 72 00:04:02,803 --> 00:04:04,737 Hey, Mrs. Kinsky. 73 00:04:04,738 --> 00:04:07,006 Oh, look who's here! 74 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:08,875 The garbage police. 75 00:04:08,876 --> 00:04:10,810 I hate to bug you, 76 00:04:10,811 --> 00:04:14,847 But you're still not separating your glass and plastics. 77 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:17,884 The city passed that ordinance, remember? 78 00:04:17,885 --> 00:04:19,752 How I envy you... 79 00:04:19,753 --> 00:04:23,222 Young, pretty, able to crouch for hours behind a bush, 80 00:04:23,223 --> 00:04:25,758 Waiting for a neighbor to dump her trash. 81 00:04:25,759 --> 00:04:29,062 Look, maybe you don't get how easy it is to recycle. 82 00:04:29,063 --> 00:04:32,098 Oh, I get it. I just don't want to do it. 83 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:34,167 I've been throwing styrofoam into the trash 84 00:04:34,168 --> 00:04:36,102 Since before you were born, 85 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:38,771 And the sky is still blue and the grass is still green. 86 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:41,507 Maybe now, but what will it be like for our grandchildren? 87 00:04:41,508 --> 00:04:43,443 My son is shooting blanks, 88 00:04:43,444 --> 00:04:45,445 And my daughter likes the ladies. 89 00:04:45,446 --> 00:04:48,414 Grandkids are the least of my concerns. 90 00:04:48,415 --> 00:04:51,417 - So you don't care about our planet at all? - By the time it's a problem, I'll be long gone. 91 00:04:51,418 --> 00:04:54,554 Let the cockroaches and the robots fight over it. 92 00:05:02,396 --> 00:05:04,430 What was that all about? 93 00:05:04,431 --> 00:05:06,165 Oh, what do you think? 94 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:11,204 Come on. Look, one old crank doesn't want to recycle. 95 00:05:11,205 --> 00:05:13,740 You don't care about that stuff anymore, remember? 96 00:05:13,741 --> 00:05:16,642 - Of course I still care. - Yeah, fine. Yeah, you can care. 97 00:05:16,643 --> 00:05:19,645 Just... Don't be blowing our cover. 98 00:05:19,646 --> 00:05:21,681 So what am I supposed to do? 99 00:05:21,682 --> 00:05:25,151 Stand back and watch her defile our planet? 100 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:27,653 That's exactly what you're supposed to do. 101 00:05:29,623 --> 00:05:32,158 "Sometimes you... you chain yourself to the tree, 102 00:05:32,159 --> 00:05:35,194 And sometimes you go after the guy with the saw." 103 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:38,931 That's what Patrick used to say. 104 00:05:38,932 --> 00:05:42,468 We don't talk about Patrick anymore. 105 00:05:42,469 --> 00:05:45,505 - I'm just saying. - So am I. 106 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:55,882 So the lawyer says you sign right here, 107 00:05:55,883 --> 00:05:59,418 And you are officially bought out of the strip club business. 108 00:05:59,419 --> 00:06:03,356 Let's hope I don't get my share in singles. 109 00:06:03,357 --> 00:06:06,425 And here's a little something to remember us by. 110 00:06:06,426 --> 00:06:10,029 "Lap dancing... It's a grind." 111 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:11,964 Well, I will be sure to wear this 112 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:15,301 On the next field trip I take with my students. Thanks, Jimbo. 113 00:06:15,302 --> 00:06:18,104 - Good luck. - You, too. 114 00:06:18,105 --> 00:06:21,274 - Bye, Mrs. D. - Take care, Robin. 115 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:25,011 "Moby Dick"? 116 00:06:25,012 --> 00:06:28,047 No, it's not what you think. It's about a whale. 117 00:06:28,048 --> 00:06:31,083 Yes, I know. Uh, it's a classic. 118 00:06:31,084 --> 00:06:32,985 Well, I saw an article about 119 00:06:32,986 --> 00:06:35,121 A hundred books you should read before dying, 120 00:06:35,122 --> 00:06:36,989 And I thought, you know, 121 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:39,692 With all the high cholesterol in my family, 122 00:06:39,693 --> 00:06:42,195 - I better get crackin'. - Oh, good for you. 123 00:06:42,196 --> 00:06:45,231 So what are you gonna do now? 124 00:06:45,232 --> 00:06:48,734 Oh, um, uh, well, this was, uh, never really my job. 125 00:06:48,735 --> 00:06:50,903 I'm actually a teacher. 126 00:06:50,904 --> 00:06:52,205 Really? 127 00:06:52,206 --> 00:06:55,474 Oh, that is so cool. I thought about being a teacher. 128 00:06:55,475 --> 00:06:57,410 I actually went a couple semesters, 129 00:06:57,411 --> 00:06:59,512 But then my family had some money problems, 130 00:06:59,513 --> 00:07:02,815 And, well, nine years later, I'm still wearing tassels. 131 00:07:02,816 --> 00:07:06,085 Robin, you're being requested in the V.I.P. Lounge. 132 00:07:13,827 --> 00:07:17,396 Well, um, good luck with those hundred books. 133 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:18,931 Thank you. 134 00:07:18,932 --> 00:07:21,934 Oh, not this guy again. 135 00:07:21,935 --> 00:07:24,070 I keep telling him to keep the tips 136 00:07:24,071 --> 00:07:26,072 And buy himself a toothbrush. 137 00:07:26,073 --> 00:07:28,741 Robin, wait. 138 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:33,946 You don't have to keep doing this if it makes you unhappy. 139 00:07:33,947 --> 00:07:37,783 Well, I've got bills to pay, Mrs. Delfino. 140 00:07:37,784 --> 00:07:40,753 No, I know, but you don't have to work here. 141 00:07:40,754 --> 00:07:43,756 - You could do anything you want. - That's easy to say. 142 00:07:43,757 --> 00:07:45,424 Well, I mean it. 143 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:48,294 It is never too late to change your life. 144 00:07:50,397 --> 00:07:52,465 Robin, now. 145 00:07:59,473 --> 00:08:00,940 Thank you. 146 00:08:02,509 --> 00:08:04,577 You're taking that with you? 147 00:08:04,578 --> 00:08:06,212 When customers get grabby, 148 00:08:06,213 --> 00:08:08,848 I like to have something to wha. 149 00:08:08,849 --> 00:08:12,151 I almost killed a guy with "war and peace". 150 00:08:16,323 --> 00:08:17,857 So I'm driving. 151 00:08:17,858 --> 00:08:20,893 - This guys pulls out in front of me. - Cuts him off. 152 00:08:20,894 --> 00:08:24,196 - Yes. I was a little pissed. - You were furious. 153 00:08:24,197 --> 00:08:27,400 But at the stoplight, when I start to tell the guy off, 154 00:08:27,401 --> 00:08:29,869 Tom leans over and says, "sorry. Uh, no big deal. 155 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:32,739 - She's just having a bad day." - You didn't have to take the guy's head off. 156 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,542 - He was a maniac. - She flipped him the bird. 157 00:08:34,543 --> 00:08:38,012 - I was sticking up for you! - Yes, but Tom was driving, Lynette. 158 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:40,014 Whether he chose to ignore it 159 00:08:40,015 --> 00:08:42,583 Or try to run the man f the road, it's his decision. 160 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:45,552 Let him be in the driver's seat sometimes, 161 00:08:45,853 --> 00:08:49,088 Literally and figuratively. 162 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:56,562 Bringing the score to Tom 4 and controlling bitch 0. 163 00:08:56,563 --> 00:08:59,298 There's no scoreboard in this room. You know that. 164 00:09:01,434 --> 00:09:03,603 I think you both did some great work today. 165 00:09:03,604 --> 00:09:08,507 - Next Tuesday, same time? - Thanks, doctor. It felt really great. 166 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:10,242 Yeah, great. 167 00:09:13,546 --> 00:09:16,985 I always feel so much better when we get out of there. 168 00:09:16,986 --> 00:09:18,885 - Yeah, I bet you do. - What, don't you? 169 00:09:19,186 --> 00:09:21,820 I mean, I really think she got this... Working. 170 00:09:21,821 --> 00:09:24,490 Yeah, I think she's got this... Working 171 00:09:24,491 --> 00:09:26,859 And this... Is getting beat up. 172 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:29,428 Come on, Lynette. Don't feel like that. 173 00:09:29,429 --> 00:09:32,364 - It's true. She always sides with you. I want a second opinion. - Lynette. 174 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:34,667 Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist. 175 00:09:34,668 --> 00:09:37,069 When we started, you loved her. 176 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:39,505 Yeah, and when we started, I loved you, too. 177 00:09:39,506 --> 00:09:42,341 Things change. Now let's go. 178 00:09:42,342 --> 00:09:44,210 Hold on. 179 00:09:44,211 --> 00:09:46,845 I think I left my keys. 180 00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:51,250 No, I can't. I have dress rehearsal tonight. 181 00:09:52,251 --> 00:09:54,353 Okay. Talk to you later. 182 00:09:54,354 --> 00:09:56,088 I'm sorry. I forgot my keys. 183 00:09:56,089 --> 00:09:57,590 Oh, that's okay. 184 00:09:59,025 --> 00:10:01,327 Um, I didn't mean to eavesdrop. 185 00:10:01,328 --> 00:10:04,230 Did you say you had dress rehearsal? 186 00:10:04,231 --> 00:10:05,664 Oh, that. 187 00:10:05,665 --> 00:10:08,567 Yes, I'm sort of in a little play that runs this weekend. 188 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,803 Really? You're an actor, too? 189 00:10:10,804 --> 00:10:12,705 Well, I dabbled in college. 190 00:10:12,706 --> 00:10:15,541 I have a bit of a gift, so I try to keep it alive. 191 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:18,711 Wow, what's the play? I mean, we'd... we'd love to come see it. 192 00:10:18,712 --> 00:10:21,046 "Antony and Cleopatra." but it's just a community production. 193 00:10:21,047 --> 00:10:23,048 I would never force you to sit through it. 194 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:24,818 Oh, okay. Well, if you don't want us to come... 195 00:10:24,819 --> 00:10:27,288 Here's a flyer. Matinees are half-off. 196 00:10:31,858 --> 00:10:34,793 - Hey. - Hey! I need Ana to watch the girls 197 00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:36,729 While I run to the store, 198 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:39,832 - And big shock, she's not answering her cell. - Oh, no problem. Come on in. 199 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,135 They're just up in Danny's room. 200 00:10:43,136 --> 00:10:45,738 Ana! 201 00:10:45,739 --> 00:10:48,274 Gaby's here! 202 00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:50,542 So they're in Danny's room? 203 00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:52,745 Oh, yeah. They were listening to music. 204 00:10:52,746 --> 00:10:55,114 It was so loud, I made them shut the door. 205 00:10:55,115 --> 00:10:57,316 So they're by themselves... 206 00:10:57,317 --> 00:10:58,917 With the door shut? 207 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:02,655 Just a couple of teenagers alone with their genitals? 208 00:11:04,424 --> 00:11:07,359 Ana! Get your ass down here! 209 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,361 Gaby, what's the big deal? 210 00:11:09,362 --> 00:11:12,498 - They're just hanging out in Danny's room. - With a mattress. Why don't you just crack 211 00:11:12,499 --> 00:11:14,466 A bottle of champagne on Ana's pelvis 212 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:16,368 And wish Danny a bon voyage? 213 00:11:16,369 --> 00:11:18,137 Ana! Now! 214 00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:20,472 Hold on. I'm coming. 215 00:11:20,473 --> 00:11:23,742 I'm sure she meant she's on her way. 216 00:11:23,743 --> 00:11:26,645 What's going on? 217 00:11:26,646 --> 00:11:29,948 I have to run to the store. I need you to watch the girls. 218 00:11:29,949 --> 00:11:32,885 That's it? Jeez, I thought the house was on fire. 219 00:11:32,886 --> 00:11:35,421 Let me grab my stuff. 220 00:11:35,422 --> 00:11:38,891 So... You worried they might be doing it? 221 00:11:38,892 --> 00:11:41,493 Yeah. What I don't get is why you're not worried. 222 00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:43,729 They are healthy, red-blooded kids. 223 00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:47,099 - They're gonna do what they're gonna do. - So we say nothing and just fluff their pillows? 224 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,702 No. We make sure they don't do anything stupid. 225 00:11:49,703 --> 00:11:51,770 Have you gotten Ana birth control? 226 00:11:51,771 --> 00:11:54,173 I make her spend time with Juanita and Celia. 227 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:57,309 - I was hoping that would do it. - Come on, Gaby. 228 00:11:57,310 --> 00:12:00,446 You have to talk to her about safe sex, condoms. 229 00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:02,981 She's only 17. She's too young! 230 00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:05,918 How old were you when you first did it? 231 00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:10,889 Ana, hurry up! 232 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:13,759 Gotta hit the pharmacy, too! 233 00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:32,644 I didn't hear you come in. 234 00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:35,114 "Dearest Bree, I will always love you, 235 00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:37,583 "but the will to fight on has left me, 236 00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:41,353 So I've chosen to... Exit life on my own terms." 237 00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:43,322 Is this a suicide note? 238 00:12:43,323 --> 00:12:46,725 Well, it's really more of a suicide rough draft. 239 00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:49,595 Oh, my God! 240 00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:52,498 I didn't mean for you to find out this way. 241 00:12:52,499 --> 00:12:54,500 But now that you know, 242 00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:58,570 - At least we can discuss it like adults. - There is nothing to discuss. 243 00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,606 Orson... 244 00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:02,875 This is obviously the depression talking. 245 00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:06,712 - We will get you some medication. - Bree. Bree. 246 00:13:06,713 --> 00:13:10,382 There's no need for you to feel badly about this. 247 00:13:10,383 --> 00:13:12,751 I've had a good life. 248 00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,253 Let me go. 249 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:16,321 I will do no such thing. 250 00:13:16,322 --> 00:13:17,890 I forbid this. 251 00:13:17,891 --> 00:13:21,126 Do you hear me? You will not be killing yourself. 252 00:13:21,127 --> 00:13:23,662 I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house, 253 00:13:23,663 --> 00:13:26,899 And if I have to, I will be with you 24 hours a day. 254 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:31,136 Well, being bored to death wasn't how I was planning to go, 255 00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:34,940 But we can try it your way. 256 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,710 Orson! 257 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:43,582 I'll give you some time to adjust to this. 258 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,717 But understand me. 259 00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:47,820 It's going to happen. 260 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,514 What's with the condoms? 261 00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:06,315 Calm down. They're not for you. 262 00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:09,819 Ah, just what every man wants to hear from his wife. 263 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,288 So? 264 00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:15,892 Ok, hear me out. You know how Ana is dating Danny Bolen? 265 00:14:16,593 --> 00:14:19,095 - I'm gonna kill him. - And we have to be realistic. 266 00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:21,165 - With my bare hands... - Because they're not gonna listen to reason. 267 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:25,135 - And bury him under the porch. - No, Carlos. What choice do we have? 268 00:14:25,136 --> 00:14:27,604 They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. 269 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:31,675 - Isn't it better to be safe than sorry? - But giving them these is like giving them our blessing. 270 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,077 And that's how I felt at first, 271 00:14:33,078 --> 00:14:35,446 But like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course. 272 00:14:35,447 --> 00:14:37,781 Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy. 273 00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:41,251 What if the condom breaks? What if he forgets to put it on? 274 00:14:41,252 --> 00:14:42,753 If he knocks Ana up, 275 00:14:42,754 --> 00:14:46,690 - Who do you think's gonna end up raising the kid? - God, that would be awful. 276 00:14:47,191 --> 00:14:49,225 Getting up for those 3:00 A.M. feedings 277 00:14:49,226 --> 00:14:51,294 After you've worked all day? 278 00:14:51,295 --> 00:14:53,763 Not me. You. 279 00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:55,865 You'll end up taking care of the baby. 280 00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:57,235 So you better convince her to keep her legs crossed 281 00:14:57,236 --> 00:15:01,304 - Until she's out of this house. - Wait. How is this my problem? She's your trampy niece. 282 00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:03,707 Because if she gets pregnant, I'll be in prison 283 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:07,677 For killing what's buried underneath the porch. 284 00:15:11,014 --> 00:15:12,882 Mrs. D.! 285 00:15:12,883 --> 00:15:13,984 Robin. 286 00:15:13,985 --> 00:15:16,119 I hope you don't mind me just showing up, 287 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,089 But I thought about what you said, and you were right. 288 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:22,993 - It's never too late to change your life, so I quit Double D's. - You did? 289 00:15:22,994 --> 00:15:25,695 I was pretty scared at first, 290 00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:28,899 - But now I think it's the best thing I ever did. - Well, that's great. 291 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,802 Now I never would have had the guts without talking to you. 292 00:15:31,803 --> 00:15:35,939 - You're like my role model. - Really? That's sweet. 293 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,875 My old role model was Candi, down at the club, 294 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,343 But she o.D.'d. 295 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:43,113 Well, I will, uh, try to do Candi proud. 296 00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:46,216 Good for you, Robin. 297 00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:48,518 I know change takes a lot of courage. 298 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:50,654 Oh, it sure does. 299 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:54,624 So what do I do now? 300 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,426 - Huh? - You know... 301 00:15:56,427 --> 00:15:59,596 What's my next move? Where do I work now? 302 00:15:59,597 --> 00:16:01,031 I'm sorry. 303 00:16:01,032 --> 00:16:04,167 You quit without having anything else lined up? 304 00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,136 I know it was a little hasty, 305 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,638 But you said I could do whatever I wanted. 306 00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:11,007 You sounded so sure. You're still sure, right? 307 00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:14,211 Yes, yes. I'm very sure. The world is your oyster. 308 00:16:14,212 --> 00:16:16,479 You have saved up, right? 309 00:16:19,817 --> 00:16:23,220 She stripped for nine years and didn put anything away? 310 00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:25,622 Apparently there was a boob job and a bad relationship 311 00:16:25,623 --> 00:16:27,524 And the rising cost of glitter. 312 00:16:27,525 --> 00:16:29,459 I have to find a way to help her. 313 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:31,461 And why is this your responsibility? 314 00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:34,331 Because I'm the one that told her to quit. 315 00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:37,234 I didn't think she'd listen. No one listens to me. 316 00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:40,503 I keep telling you how much I hate that shirt, 317 00:16:40,504 --> 00:16:43,974 - And there it is. - Okay, we'll help her. What do you have in mind? 318 00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:46,042 We need to find her a job. 319 00:16:46,043 --> 00:16:47,978 Well, what can she do? 320 00:16:47,979 --> 00:16:49,946 Does she have skills that don't involve 321 00:16:49,947 --> 00:16:53,583 Picking up a dollar without using her hands? 322 00:16:56,888 --> 00:16:59,890 Why are you so sad? 323 00:16:59,891 --> 00:17:02,158 Well, M.J., 324 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:05,128 I need a job, and I don't have any skills. 325 00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:06,796 You're so pretty. 326 00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:08,732 You could be a princess. 327 00:17:10,568 --> 00:17:13,136 Oh, look. 328 00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:15,639 M.J. is so smitten with her. 329 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,107 He's a guy. 330 00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:21,578 And she's good with kids. 331 00:17:22,947 --> 00:17:24,948 That's it. 332 00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:27,517 They've been looking for an assistant art teacher 333 00:17:27,518 --> 00:17:28,985 Down at the school. 334 00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:31,855 She said she always wanted to do something like that. 335 00:17:31,856 --> 00:17:34,858 - Well, you think she can handle it? - We glue macaroni to shoeboxes. 336 00:17:34,859 --> 00:17:37,227 It's not the hardest job in the world. 337 00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:40,397 Now see, how come when I say that, you give me that look? 338 00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:44,567 And there it is again. 339 00:17:44,568 --> 00:17:46,670 Thanks for cheering me up, M.J. 340 00:17:46,671 --> 00:17:48,138 You're so sweet. 341 00:17:48,139 --> 00:17:51,741 You can give me a bath if you want to. 342 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,689 Jeez, you scared the crap out of me. 343 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,958 Where's Orson? You're supposed to be watching him. 344 00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:10,226 Don't worry. I stuck him in the laundry room 345 00:18:10,227 --> 00:18:12,696 And put a broom through his spokes. 346 00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:18,768 Hello, Bree. 347 00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:24,074 Can we please cross Roy off the suicide watch list? 348 00:18:24,075 --> 00:18:27,377 Hey. You're alive. My job's done here. 349 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:28,878 Where have you been? 350 00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:30,714 You were supposed to be back an hour ago. 351 00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:34,884 I am sorry, but I had to stop and pick up our guests. 352 00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:36,586 What guests? 353 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:42,125 Orson, meet Chris and Ron. 354 00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:45,095 Now I know you won't listen to me, but you might listen 355 00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:48,064 - To them, since you have something in common. - Really? 356 00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:50,633 Are you Gilbert and Sullivan fans, too? 357 00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:53,603 Sense of humor. That's very important. 358 00:18:53,604 --> 00:18:56,606 Now I know you think there's no reason to go on living, 359 00:18:56,607 --> 00:18:58,675 - Because you're paralyzed... - So you thought, "hey!" 360 00:18:58,676 --> 00:19:01,544 "You know what might cheer him up? Two more paralyzed guys." 361 00:19:01,545 --> 00:19:03,546 Please. Just hear them out. 362 00:19:03,547 --> 00:19:07,951 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make some tea. 363 00:19:07,952 --> 00:19:11,187 So your wife tells us you in a pretty negative place. 364 00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:14,157 - Well, that's to be expected, but eventually... - Look, I know you mean well, 365 00:19:14,158 --> 00:19:16,259 But I don't need a handicapped pep talk. 366 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:19,629 Hey, we're not handicapped. We're handi-capable. 367 00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,931 Oh, lord! 368 00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:24,701 We play basketball, dance, we make love. 369 00:19:24,702 --> 00:19:26,669 And I hope you're very happy together. 370 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,605 I, unfortunately, don't have 371 00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:32,642 - Someone to join me on this journey. - You have a wife who clearly loves you. 372 00:19:32,643 --> 00:19:34,310 Wow. Paralyzed and blind. 373 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:37,180 You must always be the first one to board the plane. 374 00:19:37,181 --> 00:19:40,817 Look, we know what you're going through. 375 00:19:40,818 --> 00:19:44,054 A lot of us feel unloved after something like this happens. 376 00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:45,522 No, you don't understand. 377 00:19:45,523 --> 00:19:49,426 My wife stays with me solely out of obligation. 378 00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:52,395 Orson! Could you say such a thing? 379 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:56,032 It's true, isn't it? You feel guilty because you know 380 00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:57,401 I never would have been hit by that plane 381 00:19:57,402 --> 00:20:02,806 - If I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover. - This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards 382 00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:04,874 To make your life easier. 383 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:07,177 I should just let you hang yourself. 384 00:20:07,178 --> 00:20:10,213 Hey... Don't we have a basketball game at 2:00? 385 00:20:10,214 --> 00:20:12,182 Can you be honest for one moment? 386 00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,385 - You don't love me. - Yeah, we should go. 387 00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:16,953 Please stay. I've made tea. 388 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:19,656 See? You can't deny it. 389 00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:23,293 Go ahead, Bree. Correct me. Say you love me. 390 00:20:24,094 --> 00:20:25,762 I... 391 00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:34,437 Care very deeply for you. 392 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,042 That's what I thought. 393 00:20:44,348 --> 00:20:46,483 I'm feeling a little upset right now. 394 00:20:46,484 --> 00:20:48,952 Would you mind rolling yourselves out? 395 00:20:56,574 --> 00:20:58,042 Ana, let me ask you something. 396 00:20:58,043 --> 00:20:59,510 Are you happy? 397 00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:00,644 Why? 398 00:21:00,645 --> 00:21:03,347 Well, Carlos and I want you to be happy. 399 00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:08,219 - Over the last few months, we've come to thing of you as our own daughter. - Really? 400 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,887 In fact, your uncle 401 00:21:09,888 --> 00:21:13,090 Thinks it's about time you and I had that little talk... 402 00:21:13,091 --> 00:21:15,159 About the birds and the bees. 403 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,762 - Oh, God! - That's how I feel, so we're not gonna be doing that. 404 00:21:19,263 --> 00:21:20,865 Okay. 405 00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:24,235 - Instead I'm going to write you a check. - A check? 406 00:21:24,236 --> 00:21:27,738 A check big enough to cover one whole year of modeling school... 407 00:21:27,739 --> 00:21:30,107 And to rent a decent-size apartment... 408 00:21:30,108 --> 00:21:31,909 In New York. 409 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:33,544 Okay, what's the catch? 410 00:21:33,545 --> 00:21:36,413 That's so cute that you think there's a catch. 411 00:21:36,414 --> 00:21:39,250 This isn't signed. That's the catch. 412 00:21:39,251 --> 00:21:41,386 I will sign it once you graduate high school 413 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:45,122 Without having had sex or more sex, as the case may be. 414 00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:47,191 Are you serious? 415 00:21:47,192 --> 00:21:49,760 Ana, I could talk to you about morality 416 00:21:49,761 --> 00:21:51,829 Or saving yourself for marriage 417 00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,498 Or statistics about S.T.D.s, 418 00:21:54,499 --> 00:21:56,834 But I think you're the kind of girl 419 00:21:56,835 --> 00:21:59,270 Who responds to cold, hard cash. 420 00:21:59,271 --> 00:22:01,906 You know me well. 421 00:22:01,907 --> 00:22:04,108 So do we hava deal? 422 00:22:04,109 --> 00:22:07,144 Are you gonna be a successful model with a nice apartment 423 00:22:07,145 --> 00:22:09,380 Or a teenage mom with no future? 424 00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:11,682 Well... 425 00:22:11,683 --> 00:22:14,351 When you put it like that... 426 00:22:14,352 --> 00:22:16,287 Good girl. 427 00:22:16,288 --> 00:22:20,057 Oh, and to answer your earlier question, 428 00:22:20,058 --> 00:22:23,160 I'm now very happy. 429 00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:28,499 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 430 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,801 Three hours of Shakespeare 431 00:22:30,802 --> 00:22:34,305 - For a woman who has to pee every 20 minutes. - Come on! 432 00:22:34,306 --> 00:22:36,307 Dr. Graham's been so supportive of us. 433 00:22:36,308 --> 00:22:39,076 - Can't we be supportive of her? - This isn't about support. 434 00:22:39,077 --> 00:22:42,746 This is about little Tommy teacher's pet 435 00:22:42,747 --> 00:22:45,783 Wanting a gold star for butt-kissing. 436 00:22:45,784 --> 00:22:47,184 That's not true. 437 00:22:50,689 --> 00:22:53,190 Nay, but this dotage... 438 00:22:53,191 --> 00:22:55,192 Please. 439 00:22:55,193 --> 00:22:59,129 You brought her a 40 dollar box of chocolates. 440 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,065 Last mother's day, you threw me a bagel 441 00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:03,033 And called it breakfast in bed. 442 00:23:03,034 --> 00:23:06,003 Admit it. You just have a problem with her 443 00:23:06,004 --> 00:23:09,006 Because you hate it when someone points out your flaws. 444 00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:10,441 That's not true. 445 00:23:10,442 --> 00:23:12,910 I can take constructive criticism justine. 446 00:23:12,911 --> 00:23:15,279 You're being a little loud. 447 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,880 Sorry. 448 00:23:16,881 --> 00:23:19,483 See? I can take constructive criticism. 449 00:23:19,484 --> 00:23:22,586 - You're still talking. - You're still annoying. Relax. 450 00:23:22,587 --> 00:23:24,588 She's making her entrance. 451 00:23:26,157 --> 00:23:30,394 Grates me... the sum. 452 00:23:30,395 --> 00:23:33,530 Nay! Hear them, Antony! 453 00:23:36,801 --> 00:23:39,470 Fluvia Perchance is angry. 454 00:23:39,471 --> 00:23:43,607 Or... Who knows? 455 00:23:43,608 --> 00:23:45,676 If the beard... 456 00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:49,880 If the scarce-bearded Caesar 457 00:23:49,881 --> 00:23:53,217 Hath not sent you his powerful mandate... 458 00:23:53,218 --> 00:23:56,620 "Do this or this. 459 00:23:56,621 --> 00:23:59,757 Take in that kingdom and enfranchise that. 460 00:23:59,758 --> 00:24:01,158 Perform it". 461 00:24:01,159 --> 00:24:03,360 "Or else we damn thee." 462 00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:14,605 Hey. How was the play? 463 00:24:14,606 --> 00:24:17,841 Lincoln had a better time at the theater. 464 00:24:17,842 --> 00:24:19,176 Really? 465 00:24:19,177 --> 00:24:21,245 So how bad was it? 466 00:24:21,246 --> 00:24:24,114 You remember how horrible your second grade arbor day play was? 467 00:24:24,115 --> 00:24:27,584 But at least we were drunk for that. 468 00:24:27,585 --> 00:24:30,154 Honestly, how did Dr. Graham get that part? 469 00:24:30,155 --> 00:24:32,156 Is she sleeping with the director? 470 00:24:32,157 --> 00:24:34,491 Sleeping with, bathing, donating a kidney... 471 00:24:34,492 --> 00:24:36,627 It's still not enough. 472 00:24:36,628 --> 00:24:39,563 I just hope that I can erase this from my memory 473 00:24:39,564 --> 00:24:41,832 Before our next session. 474 00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:44,468 Are you kidding? We're not seeing her again. 475 00:24:44,469 --> 00:24:47,971 - Why not? - We're not going to continue to take life lessons 476 00:24:47,972 --> 00:24:51,809 From a woman who burped during her death scene. 477 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:55,646 That has nothing to do with her skills as a therapist. 478 00:24:55,647 --> 00:24:59,516 Really? Did she not tell you she has a "gift" for acting? 479 00:24:59,517 --> 00:25:01,885 - Yeah. - Well, I can't trust the judgment 480 00:25:01,886 --> 00:25:04,288 Of someone with absolutely no self-awareness. 481 00:25:04,289 --> 00:25:05,856 We're not going back. 482 00:25:05,857 --> 00:25:07,825 This is an excuse. You have been looking 483 00:25:07,826 --> 00:25:10,761 For a reason to dump her ever since our last session. 484 00:25:10,762 --> 00:25:12,563 Tom, I learned two things tonight... 485 00:25:12,564 --> 00:25:15,866 Dr. Graham has no insight into real human behavior, 486 00:25:15,867 --> 00:25:20,304 And there are 428 tiles on the ceiling of that theater. 487 00:25:20,305 --> 00:25:24,174 Say what you want. We are going to our next session. 488 00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:27,511 And, by the way, 489 00:25:27,512 --> 00:25:30,280 It was 429. 490 00:25:41,321 --> 00:25:43,055 Robin Gallagher, teaching assistant, 491 00:25:43,056 --> 00:25:44,023 Reporting for duty. 492 00:25:44,024 --> 00:25:47,893 - Hey, look at you! - I wanted to look professional. 493 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:50,529 Do you like the glasses? I don't even need them. 494 00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:52,933 You look great. That's a beautiful suit. 495 00:25:52,934 --> 00:25:55,901 Thanks. It is so nice to wear work clothes 496 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:58,604 That don't rip away to reveal crotchless panties. 497 00:25:58,605 --> 00:26:01,240 Yeah, you're preaching to the choir. 498 00:26:01,241 --> 00:26:04,176 So, um, I'm just gonna get the kids started painting. 499 00:26:04,177 --> 00:26:06,779 And why don't you hang those globes that we made last week? 500 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:08,614 Okay. 501 00:26:11,384 --> 00:26:15,621 Um, can I say something? 502 00:26:15,622 --> 00:26:18,056 You really took a chance on me. 503 00:26:18,057 --> 00:26:20,659 No one's ever done that for me before, 504 00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:22,594 So thank you. 505 00:26:22,595 --> 00:26:24,363 You're welcome. 506 00:26:24,364 --> 00:26:27,499 I'm really glad you're here. 507 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,034 Oh, hey, careful. 508 00:26:29,035 --> 00:26:30,903 Never let the kids see you cry. 509 00:26:30,904 --> 00:26:33,038 If they sense weakness, you're done. 510 00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:35,340 Sorry we're late. 511 00:26:35,341 --> 00:26:37,643 - Forgot his backpack. - Oh, that's okay, Mr. Linwood. 512 00:26:37,644 --> 00:26:39,678 Come on, Kyle. Let's get you painting. 513 00:26:42,148 --> 00:26:44,049 Who's that? 514 00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:47,019 That's my new teaching assistant, Miss Gallagher. 515 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:51,557 No, Bobby. That's not how we use pipe cleaners! 516 00:26:51,558 --> 00:26:53,759 I'm sorry. 517 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,161 Do we know each other? 518 00:26:56,462 --> 00:26:58,030 I don't think so. 519 00:26:58,031 --> 00:27:00,866 Are you sure? You look so familiar. 520 00:27:00,867 --> 00:27:03,802 I guess I just have one of those faces. 521 00:27:09,609 --> 00:27:12,578 What did you want to see me about, Principal Hobson? 522 00:27:12,579 --> 00:27:14,780 You are aware, aren't you, 523 00:27:14,781 --> 00:27:16,682 That as a private school, 524 00:27:16,683 --> 00:27:18,617 We depend on the financial support 525 00:27:18,618 --> 00:27:21,587 Of our more affluent parent donors? 526 00:27:21,588 --> 00:27:23,288 I am aware of that. 527 00:27:23,289 --> 00:27:25,591 Good. 528 00:27:25,592 --> 00:27:28,861 Because I just got a call from Kyle linwood's father, 529 00:27:28,862 --> 00:27:30,629 A major donor. 530 00:27:32,565 --> 00:27:35,567 Is it true that your assistant can break a 5 dollars 531 00:27:35,568 --> 00:27:37,736 By shaking out her underwear? 532 00:27:45,812 --> 00:27:48,814 - I don't want to take a bath! - Well, that's too bad. 533 00:27:48,815 --> 00:27:51,783 It's time to give the earth back some of its dirt. 534 00:27:51,784 --> 00:27:53,285 Go! 535 00:27:53,286 --> 00:27:55,387 Hey, I'm gonna be upstairs for a bit. 536 00:27:55,388 --> 00:27:57,656 What are you guys up to tonight? 537 00:27:57,657 --> 00:28:01,226 - We're just gonna stay home and study. - Good girl. 538 00:28:08,902 --> 00:28:12,204 Why are you getting me all worked up? 539 00:28:12,205 --> 00:28:15,073 I thought you made your aunt a promise. 540 00:28:15,074 --> 00:28:17,042 I promised her I wouldn't have sex. 541 00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:19,478 I didn't promise you wouldn't. 542 00:28:34,093 --> 00:28:37,663 Fine! I'll sort it myself! 543 00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:08,093 Mr. Solis. 544 00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:10,195 Okay, don't freak out, okay? 545 00:29:10,196 --> 00:29:13,365 - What the hell are you doing? - Hey, I'm sorry. This won't happen again. 546 00:29:13,366 --> 00:29:17,235 - Uncle Carlos, it's no big deal. - You think you can come into my house and do this?! 547 00:29:17,236 --> 00:29:20,405 Answer me! 548 00:29:21,507 --> 00:29:23,442 Answer me! Answer me! 549 00:29:25,378 --> 00:29:28,480 I catch you near her again, I will kick your ass, boy. 550 00:29:28,481 --> 00:29:32,784 - Let go of him! - You know what I caught your son doing in my house? 551 00:29:32,785 --> 00:29:34,920 - I don't care. - Carlos, what is going on?! 552 00:29:34,921 --> 00:29:37,189 I said let go! 553 00:29:37,190 --> 00:29:39,691 Oh, God! Angie, what the hell?! 554 00:29:41,294 --> 00:29:44,429 - Wait for me outside. - Ma, please don't. 555 00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:46,231 Outside! 556 00:29:53,639 --> 00:29:56,908 Look, I came in and found him on top of her. 557 00:29:56,909 --> 00:29:58,877 I don't care. He's my kid. 558 00:29:58,878 --> 00:30:02,514 You ever touch him again, you're dead. 559 00:30:09,122 --> 00:30:10,589 Hey, Bolen! 560 00:30:10,590 --> 00:30:14,326 I see you tried to separate my glass and plastic. 561 00:30:18,631 --> 00:30:20,532 Suck it, earth! 562 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:22,501 Ma! 563 00:30:30,343 --> 00:30:32,944 Come on, ma. Let's go. 564 00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:42,817 So maybe you shouldn't just think 565 00:30:42,818 --> 00:30:44,752 About what you want to say 566 00:30:44,753 --> 00:30:47,755 But about how you say it, so Tom can hear you. 567 00:30:51,894 --> 00:30:53,728 That's... 568 00:30:53,729 --> 00:30:55,763 A theory. 569 00:30:55,764 --> 00:30:57,965 Is something bothering you, Lynette? 570 00:30:57,966 --> 00:31:00,167 It's the pregnancy. 571 00:31:00,168 --> 00:31:02,169 This morning she got mad at me 572 00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:04,539 Over the way I drank my orange juice. 573 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:07,842 Is that all? You know you're in a safe place here. 574 00:31:07,843 --> 00:31:11,445 We can tell each other anything. 575 00:31:13,982 --> 00:31:15,883 Okay. 576 00:31:15,884 --> 00:31:18,286 Since this is a safe place... 577 00:31:20,222 --> 00:31:23,024 Tom and I saw your play the other night. 578 00:31:23,025 --> 00:31:26,961 You did? Well, why didn't you come backstage and say hello? 579 00:31:26,962 --> 00:31:30,798 Well, the truth is, I didn't know what to say, because... 580 00:31:30,799 --> 00:31:32,967 I didn't really like it. 581 00:31:34,570 --> 00:31:37,138 I know. 582 00:31:37,139 --> 00:31:39,006 Our antony was dreadful. 583 00:31:39,007 --> 00:31:41,442 You weren't the only one who thought so. 584 00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:43,811 No... Actually, I was talking about you. 585 00:31:43,812 --> 00:31:46,514 You were... 586 00:31:46,515 --> 00:31:48,082 Really not very good, 587 00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:50,084 And now I've sort of lost confidence 588 00:31:50,085 --> 00:31:53,254 In you as a therapist. 589 00:31:55,324 --> 00:31:57,024 Okay. 590 00:31:57,025 --> 00:31:58,993 Do you want to elaborate? 591 00:31:58,994 --> 00:32:01,829 No. I think I said what I needed to say. 592 00:32:05,067 --> 00:32:07,468 See, this is the same thing in your marriage. 593 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,904 You criticize Tom, but you won't be specific. 594 00:32:09,905 --> 00:32:12,673 It's sort of the coward's way out. 595 00:32:12,674 --> 00:32:15,843 Coward? 596 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,680 Okay. 597 00:32:19,681 --> 00:32:21,082 You sucked. 598 00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:23,451 You were really, really bad. 599 00:32:23,452 --> 00:32:25,219 Three words... 600 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:27,788 Stink, stank, stunk. 601 00:32:27,789 --> 00:32:29,624 Specific enough? 602 00:32:31,927 --> 00:32:34,762 Good for you, Lynette. 603 00:32:34,763 --> 00:32:36,964 I commend you for your honesty. 604 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:43,104 Although, the "fairview herald" had a different take. 605 00:32:43,105 --> 00:32:46,407 They found my Cleopatra "incandescent." 606 00:32:46,408 --> 00:32:47,808 Oh... My God! 607 00:32:47,809 --> 00:32:50,011 You actually believe that? 608 00:32:50,012 --> 00:32:52,747 See, this is why we can't see her anymore. 609 00:32:52,748 --> 00:32:54,949 Tom, you haven't weighed in yet. 610 00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:57,151 What did you think? 611 00:33:03,058 --> 00:33:06,060 I thought you were great. 612 00:33:06,061 --> 00:33:09,330 What? Liar! You said you've seen seals playing horns 613 00:33:09,331 --> 00:33:13,367 - That put on a better show. - There's no need to bully him into agreeing with you. 614 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:16,437 I wouldn't have to bully him if he would man up for once. 615 00:33:16,438 --> 00:33:19,306 - Lynette, you're attacking. - Of course. Because I'm always the bad cop, 616 00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:21,375 He's always the good cop. 617 00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:23,377 Could you just once not be such a wuss? 618 00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:26,013 Damn right I'm the good cop. Someone has to be, 619 00:33:26,014 --> 00:33:28,115 Because bad cop-bad cop doesn't work. 620 00:33:28,116 --> 00:33:31,452 I grew up in that house, and it doesn't work. 621 00:33:31,453 --> 00:33:34,722 That is not it. You like me being the bad guy. 622 00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:38,192 That way you c always be the good guy. But guess what? 623 00:33:38,193 --> 00:33:41,562 I'd love to be the good guy once in a while, but I can't, 624 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:43,531 Because when things get hard 625 00:33:43,532 --> 00:33:45,633 Or a difficult decision has to get made, 626 00:33:45,634 --> 00:33:47,101 You run from confrontation, 627 00:33:47,102 --> 00:33:49,036 And if I don't step into the void, 628 00:33:49,037 --> 00:33:52,039 Things grind to a halt. Because I got news for you... 629 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:56,210 Good cop-good cop doesn't work either! 630 00:34:00,882 --> 00:34:02,416 You're right. 631 00:34:04,986 --> 00:34:06,287 Really? 632 00:34:06,288 --> 00:34:08,956 I like to be liked, 633 00:34:08,957 --> 00:34:10,558 And because of that, 634 00:34:10,559 --> 00:34:14,462 A lot of the ugly stuff I defer to you. 635 00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:16,030 And I'm sorry. 636 00:34:20,402 --> 00:34:23,003 Your performance was aggressively bad. 637 00:34:23,004 --> 00:34:25,840 At one point during the second act, I started 638 00:34:25,841 --> 00:34:29,577 To choke on a mint and thought about not fighting it. 639 00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:33,414 Thank you. 640 00:34:34,883 --> 00:34:38,152 This was quite a breakthrough. 641 00:34:38,153 --> 00:34:40,588 And you're right. 642 00:34:40,589 --> 00:34:43,991 You're a wonderful therapist. 643 00:34:43,992 --> 00:34:46,360 Thank you, Lynette. 644 00:34:46,361 --> 00:34:50,231 Now, both of you, get the hell out of my office. 645 00:34:52,434 --> 00:34:55,069 So we catch her son on top of our niece, 646 00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:58,005 - And we have to apologize? - No, we have to apologize 647 00:34:58,006 --> 00:35:00,975 Because you almost put her son's head through a wall. 648 00:35:00,976 --> 00:35:04,011 When are you gonna learn violence is not the answer? 649 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:10,618 I shouldn't have to tell you this! You know better! 650 00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:13,354 We've been doing it for 19 years. You're smarter than this! 651 00:35:13,355 --> 00:35:15,323 This is not the first time we've had this conversation. 652 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,793 I feel like I'm talking to a wall here, huh? 653 00:35:18,794 --> 00:35:20,795 What is going on here? 654 00:35:20,796 --> 00:35:22,563 What the hell is wrong with you?! 655 00:35:22,564 --> 00:35:25,166 Oh, God! He's ripping Danny a new one. 656 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:28,336 - Damn it! Angie! - Okay, Nick, just leave me alone! 657 00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:31,472 No, no, no, no. Hey! You are getting sloppy. 658 00:35:31,473 --> 00:35:33,941 - We should go. - Yeah, we should. 659 00:35:33,942 --> 00:35:35,876 First you get into it with that crazy lady 660 00:35:35,877 --> 00:35:39,013 About her recycling, which I told you not to do. 661 00:35:39,014 --> 00:35:40,782 And then guess what? She comes over this morning 662 00:35:40,783 --> 00:35:43,319 - And says she's thinking about suing us. - Okay, I lost my cool. 663 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,855 Well, get it back! Because this rock we are hiding under 664 00:35:46,856 --> 00:35:51,592 Is not that big, and if people start poking around, we're done. 665 00:35:59,921 --> 00:36:02,289 He fires her for something she used to do. 666 00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:03,758 It's so hypocritical. 667 00:36:03,759 --> 00:36:06,294 I mean, why not get mad at the kid's father? 668 00:36:06,295 --> 00:36:09,063 He obviously goes to Double D's. 669 00:36:10,064 --> 00:36:12,466 I just hope I didn't get you into any trouble, Mrs. D. 670 00:36:12,467 --> 00:36:13,534 I feel awful. 671 00:36:13,535 --> 00:36:16,170 No, no, no. This is not your fault. 672 00:36:16,171 --> 00:36:19,106 When I'm sad, my mom gives me a big hug. 673 00:36:19,107 --> 00:36:20,975 Down, tiger. 674 00:36:20,976 --> 00:36:23,444 What am I gonna do? I have no money for rent. 675 00:36:23,445 --> 00:36:25,479 I'm just gonna end up homeless. 676 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,683 You know, maybe I should go and beg for my old job back. 677 00:36:28,684 --> 00:36:30,751 No, no, no. You can't do that. 678 00:36:30,752 --> 00:36:33,187 Quitting that place took a lot of guts. 679 00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:39,393 How do you feel about letting her move in here? 680 00:36:39,394 --> 00:36:41,429 Julie's gone. We have her empty room. 681 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:44,665 - It's just until she gets on her feet. - You're asking if I'm okay 682 00:36:44,666 --> 00:36:46,634 With letting a stripper live with us? 683 00:36:46,635 --> 00:36:48,936 - I'm gonna go with no. - Why not? 684 00:36:48,937 --> 00:36:52,673 - I have no idea. I'm just really sure this is a trick question. - She's a nice girl, and she's in trouble. 685 00:36:52,674 --> 00:36:54,642 You know, I think of myself 686 00:36:54,643 --> 00:36:56,711 As a good person who cares about others, 687 00:36:56,712 --> 00:36:59,613 And how often do I actually get to walk the walk? 688 00:36:59,614 --> 00:37:02,750 This is an opportunity to really help someone. 689 00:37:02,751 --> 00:37:04,785 I want to do it. 690 00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:09,490 Okay. 691 00:37:09,491 --> 00:37:11,459 Okay, let's go make ex-stripper 692 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,394 And a little boy very happy. 693 00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:19,967 What's this for? 694 00:37:19,968 --> 00:37:21,936 The Lackeys' 50th anniversary party. 695 00:37:21,937 --> 00:37:23,571 Don't you remember? 696 00:37:23,572 --> 00:37:25,973 I'm sorry. I thought I'd be dead by now, 697 00:37:25,974 --> 00:37:27,942 So I wasn't paying much attention 698 00:37:27,943 --> 00:37:29,377 To our social calendar. 699 00:37:29,378 --> 00:37:31,345 Well, regardless, you're going. 700 00:37:31,346 --> 00:37:33,681 And if you're still around next Saturday, 701 00:37:33,682 --> 00:37:35,950 We've got brunch with my family. 702 00:37:35,951 --> 00:37:38,452 Well, now you're just daring me. 703 00:37:43,658 --> 00:37:48,029 Orson, Walter is about to make a toast. 704 00:37:48,030 --> 00:37:49,563 Don't you want to hear it? 705 00:37:49,564 --> 00:37:53,267 A speech about the joys of wedded bliss? 706 00:37:53,268 --> 00:37:54,902 Pass. 707 00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:04,445 Walter and Shirley are about to dance 708 00:38:04,446 --> 00:38:07,148 To a song that was played at their wedding. 709 00:38:07,149 --> 00:38:10,217 But before they do, walter would like to say a few words. 710 00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:12,820 I want to thank you all for coming. 711 00:38:13,021 --> 00:38:16,190 But 50 years... Would it hardly seems possible. 712 00:38:16,191 --> 00:38:18,125 And now I'm not gonna lie to you 713 00:38:18,126 --> 00:38:20,194 And say it's always been easy. 714 00:38:20,195 --> 00:38:22,496 I mean, we've had our share of tragedy 715 00:38:22,497 --> 00:38:26,600 And we've said a few things we wish we could take back. 716 00:38:26,601 --> 00:38:29,203 But for the most part, we've been lucky, 717 00:38:29,204 --> 00:38:31,872 Because no matter how old we get, 718 00:38:31,873 --> 00:38:33,841 We've always been able to remember 719 00:38:33,842 --> 00:38:37,611 What made us fall in love in the first place, right, hon? 720 00:39:12,781 --> 00:39:14,415 Orson! 721 00:39:18,153 --> 00:39:19,820 Orson! Stop! 722 00:39:19,821 --> 00:39:22,723 Don't you dare throw yourself in that pool! 723 00:39:23,925 --> 00:39:27,394 I want to die. Why can't you let me? 724 00:39:27,395 --> 00:39:29,330 Because I want this, too. 725 00:39:29,331 --> 00:39:32,266 I want a party like this someday toelebrate our life together. 726 00:39:32,267 --> 00:39:34,969 What is there about our life to celebrate? 727 00:39:34,970 --> 00:39:37,505 Look at Walter and Shirley in there. 728 00:39:37,506 --> 00:39:40,474 I was watching them dance with such passion in their eyes, 729 00:39:40,475 --> 00:39:42,910 But I know they haven't always been like that. 730 00:39:42,911 --> 00:39:46,380 They've had their rough times, too, but they stuck it out. 731 00:39:46,381 --> 00:39:47,848 Because they're in love. 732 00:39:47,849 --> 00:39:50,784 I asked you if you loved me, and you couldn't answer. 733 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,757 Fine. I'll answer you now. 734 00:39:56,758 --> 00:39:58,993 I loved you once. 735 00:39:58,994 --> 00:40:01,929 Can I love you again? 736 00:40:01,930 --> 00:40:03,531 I don't know. 737 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:10,237 But I would like to recapture whatonce had. 738 00:40:13,441 --> 00:40:16,310 And how can we do that if you're not here? 739 00:40:17,812 --> 00:40:20,948 So... I'm asking you... 740 00:40:22,684 --> 00:40:25,085 Please stay. 741 00:40:45,607 --> 00:40:49,510 In this never-ending drama we call life, 742 00:40:49,511 --> 00:40:52,813 Everyone has a part to play. 743 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:59,019 Some are cast as romantic leads. 744 00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:04,658 Others end up being the victim. 745 00:41:04,659 --> 00:41:10,231 and a few always provide comic relief. 746 00:41:10,232 --> 00:41:11,665 And then there are 747 00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:15,035 Those who end up playing the hero... 748 00:41:16,738 --> 00:41:21,609 Especially if they feel there's a villain... 749 00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:26,614 Who lives just across the street.