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In therapy, the subject
was Tom's new girlfriend.

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What about sex? 
Not yet.

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I... he wants to end the marriage.

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Susan wanted to quit...

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Maybe I'm not a real artist.

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This class has been really good for you.

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But decided to face the challenge instead.

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You're hiding something,

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and I'm gonna pull it out of you.

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There is a chance that you might
actually become an artist.

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Carlos tried to drown his guilt...

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Carlos!

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Hey, Gaby.

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And Ben showed Bree the
site where construction

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was about to begin.

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Have you ever been here before?

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Once.

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Paranoia...

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It's the irrational fear
that someone is after you...

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That you're going to be
exposed at any moment.

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Paranoia can sneak up on you...

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Causing you to stumble at every turn.

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And just when you think
you're in the clear...

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And the danger has passed...

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Paranoia reminds you...

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Gaby?

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Lynette?

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That no place is truly safe.

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Oh, my God.

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Where'd he go? 
Is he gone?

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For now, but we gotta hurry.

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I think we're close. I recognize this area.

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God, this is creeping me out.

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Well, it doesn't help that it's Halloween.

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Let's just dig him up
and get this over with.

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Ladies?

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Ladies!

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Bree?

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Bree? 
Honey? Are you okay?

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Paranoia--

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it can still scare you to death.

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No!

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Susan Delfino had always
been a great student.

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That's because she knew how
to be the teacher's pet.

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Some liked gifts.

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Some liked extra credit.

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And some just liked her.

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But in her new class,

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Susan would learn that not every teacher...

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Happy Halloween.

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Was in the market for a pet.

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I thought you might like a little treat

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complete with candy corn.

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Who doesn't like candy corn?

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Apparently you.

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It appears some of you have remembered

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today is the day I select my intern.

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Oh, is that today?

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I have a commission due Tuesday,

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and I need all the help
I can get this weekend.

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Now this is obviously a prestigious honor.

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That goes without saying.

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And it won't be awarded
based on brownnosing,

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bootlicking or cupcake making.

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That about covers all your moves.

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My decision will be made solely on talent,

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experience, and who irritates me the least.

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Oh, crap.

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And that's why--
Stand up, Amy.

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I've chosen...

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Susan Delfino.

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Sit down, Amy.

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That was fun.

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Me?

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Meet me at 5:00 tomorrow.
We'll discuss your duties.

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Thank you so much. I-I'm so grateful.

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But could we make it 5:15?
My son has soccer practice--

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I have no kids.

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And he's not very good
so he won't be going.

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See you at 5:00.

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Hey, babe. How you doing?

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Fine.

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Good.

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Great.

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Glad to hear it.

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Would you like your own cup?

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Sorry.

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Just...

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That night really scared
the hell out of me.

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Scared me, too.

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Yeah, but you haven't
done anything about it.

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I thought you were gonna check out
an A.A. meeting.

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Gaby, I'm not an alcoholic.

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Tell that to the cab driver who helped me

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carry you inside the house.

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Fine. If it will keep your
fingers out of my coffee,

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I'll go to a meeting.

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Thank you.

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I love you.

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We're gonna get through this, okay?

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Oh! And do me a favor.

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If it turns out you are an alcoholic,

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promise you won't be one
of those whiny ones.

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Okay, we gotta talk.

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Oh, God, he brought Jane?

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Hey, sweetie. How was your dad's?

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It was fun.

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Good.

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Look. It's my Halloween costume.

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I'm gonna be a swan.

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Right. How about you be something

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mommy can actually make, like a ghost

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or a 13-year-old American teenager?

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You don't have to make it.
Jane said she would.

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Of course she did.

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Well, I should go thank her
for helping me to parent you.

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Jane, it's okay.
You don't have to stay in the car.

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Or maybe you should.

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I mean, I don't wanna show
you up with my fancy sweats.

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Oh, stop. You look great.

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Look, I think it's sweet
that you volunteered

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to help Penny make her costume.

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Hey, I hope I didn't overstep.

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You know, it's just, before medical school,

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I dabbled a bit in fashion design.

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- Of course you did.
- It's nothing.

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Couple of semesters in Paris.

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Ah, Paris. C'est la plus
belle ville du monde, no?

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Oui. Oui, oui. Yes.

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She's-- she's teaching me.

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Of course she is.

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Anyway, making Penny's Halloween costume

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is sort of a... mother/daughter tradition.

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Since when?

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Since always.

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Actually, I started it already,
and I don't want to oversell,

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but it's gonna be pretty great.

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I'm sorry. She didn't say anything.

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I'm sure she didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

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Well, if you change your mind,
it's really no trouble.

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I've already made a bunch of costumes

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for the kids in the cancer ward.

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Of course she did.

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Oh, God. You're closing the curtains.

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This can't be good.

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It isn't. I just heard the details

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of Ben's latest real estate project.

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- Mom! 
- Oh, honey, not right now.

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We're talking.

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You told me to try on my costume.

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You said you'd fix the yolk.

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Oh, this is will take two seconds.

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Celia's going as bacon.

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This works a lot better
when we're together.

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So what were you guys talking about?

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Um, I was just telling your mother

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a very scary Halloween story
about these four witches

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who buried a monster deep in the woods.

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Cool.

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And after they buried the monster,

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they went on with their lives

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until this big, frightening real
estate developer came along

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and decided to build condos

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right where the monster was buried!

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- Ow!
- Oh! Sorry, sorry.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah. Witches always lie.

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- Not this witch. 
- Ha.

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Well, I think one of those witches

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better go see what she can
do to kill the project.

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How?!

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I don't know. It's your story.

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Fine.

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Yeah. That actually was
kind of a lame story.

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It wasn't even scary.

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Trust me, honey.
It is really, really scary.

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Hi.

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Sorry I've been A.W.O.L.
for the past t two week,

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but, uh, that's only 'cause I--

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I'm sorry. Have we met? Ben, is it?

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I know, I know. I...

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I've been swamped getting
my new project under way.

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But I wanna make it up to you.

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How?

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Tomorrow night, my place, dinner for two,

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cooked by one.

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Tomorrow's Halloween.

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So? It'll be fun.

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We can, uh, pass out candy
to trick-or-treaters.

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And then maybe later,

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we can... trick a little... treat of our...

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I don't know where I was going with that.

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All right, you want a date with me?

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Yeah.

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Beg.

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Excuse me?

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On your knees, soldier.

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Renee, dear, sweet, horrible girl,

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would you do me the honor of dining with me

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on the morrow?

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I would.

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Was that really necessary?

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It was for me.

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I had to make sure I wasn't rolling over

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for a guy with a bald spot.

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Intern Susan Delfino
reporting for duty, sir.

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I was wondering how long it
might take me to regret this.

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Wait. I just want to say how honored I am

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that you chose me.

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It's nice to know that when the
history of art is written,

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there'll be one small
footnote with my name on it.

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Susan, Jasper, Jasper, Susan.
I'll pick him up Monday night.

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I don't understand. 
Well, he's my son.

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You're watching him for the weekend.

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My ex says he's deathly
allergic to tree nuts, cats...

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And something else. I can't remember.

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Uh, wait a-- wait a minute.

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So... you have a son? Somebody married you?

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Briefly. I was young and needed money.

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She was rich and wanted a child,

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and now one weekend a month,

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Jasper and I spend some
quality time together.

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See you Monday.

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Uh, wait a minute. Um, so...

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That's what this is.

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I'm just a... glorified babysitter.

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No, no, no, no.

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As per school policy, we're
calling it an internship.

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That way, I don't have to pay you.

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So, Jasper, looks like
it's just you and me.

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What are you reading?

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"Tips for surviving a nuclear attack."

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The people of Nagasaki never saw it coming.

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I know how they feel.

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So Ben and I are having sex tomorrow.

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Ew. Not in front of my kid's costume.

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Sorry. It's our first time.
It's kind of a big deal.

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First time? I thought sex was
like shaking hands for you.

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It is. I like to get it over with early

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so there's no pressure.

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But with Ben, there's been
all this buildup, so...

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- Pressure? 
- Yeah.

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I like him... a lot.

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And I want our first time to be great.

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That's sweet.

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That's why I got some
sex drugs in Chinatown.

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Less sweet.

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"Woman love fluid."

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I gotta put some tape over that.

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This stuff work?

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Even if it all it Jacks
up is my confidence,

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that is good enough for me.

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Okay. What do you think?

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This looks like a cat, right?

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Sure, after it's passed through a coyote.

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What is going on?

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You always go for easy costumes.

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Didn't you once staple math
tests to Penny's jeans

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and send her out as "Smarty Pants"?

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Yes, but this year, Tom's new girlfriend

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offered to make Penny's costume,

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00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,495
so I, of course, said I would.

266
00:13:09,496 --> 00:13:12,588
Damn, why is there no
Chinese costume fluid?

267
00:13:13,089 --> 00:13:14,635
Well, you're in luck.

268
00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:17,218
I have a friend in New York
that is a costume designer,

269
00:13:17,219 --> 00:13:18,934
and he has three Tony awards.

270
00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:21,773
And he'll make my kid's cat outfit?

271
00:13:22,264 --> 00:13:24,228
Sadly, he'll do anything for cash.

272
00:13:24,229 --> 00:13:26,018
He's a huge cokehead.

273
00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:29,108
That means he'll do it fast, too.
That's great!

274
00:13:30,312 --> 00:13:31,757
I-I mean, for us.

275
00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:34,697
Poor guy needs help.
My thoughts and prayers are with him.

276
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,405
Hey there.

277
00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:43,123
If you're, uh, here for the
meeting, it just ended,

278
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:45,895
as I'm sure you can tell by the
massacre at the doughnut box.

279
00:13:48,422 --> 00:13:50,077
Actually, I was just...

280
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:52,705
really looking to talk to somebody.

281
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:53,677
Well, I'm Allen.

282
00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:55,431
Carlos.

283
00:13:55,432 --> 00:13:56,921
Why don't you tell me what's
going on with you, Carlos?

284
00:13:56,922 --> 00:13:57,726
Come on in.

285
00:13:59,774 --> 00:14:01,029
Okay. All right.

286
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:05,414
I, uh... had a little incident

287
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:06,929
a few nights ago.

288
00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:08,355
Uh-huh.

289
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,270
Got loaded... and I left the house,

290
00:14:13,772 --> 00:14:16,792
and, uh... I don't remember doing it.

291
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,881
Uh-huh, you blacked out, huh?

292
00:14:19,381 --> 00:14:21,069
Yeah, I'm so jealous of you guys.

293
00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:24,073
Uh, I was always cursed with total recall

294
00:14:24,074 --> 00:14:26,524
of every horrifying second of my benders.

295
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,844
So how often does this happen?

296
00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:31,742
It doesn't.

297
00:14:31,743 --> 00:14:34,858
I usually don't drink that much.
Just lately.

298
00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:36,927
Yeah? Oh. So what's "lately"?

299
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,004
I don't know.

300
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,020
Two months, maybe.

301
00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:42,604
Something happen two months ago?

302
00:14:43,588 --> 00:14:44,293
You lose your job?

303
00:14:44,294 --> 00:14:46,955
Did your wife leave you? Dog die?

304
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:51,980
No.

305
00:14:53,114 --> 00:14:54,528
Nothing I can think of.

306
00:14:56,715 --> 00:14:58,111
'Cause usually this sort
of thing is triggered

307
00:14:58,112 --> 00:14:59,837
by some kind of traumatic incident.

308
00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:02,394
You know, I don't think
this was such a good idea.

309
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:04,622
Hey, I wasn't trying to pry.

310
00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,278
Allen, thanks, but I really gotta be going.

311
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,012
Was good meeting you, Carlos.

312
00:15:09,418 --> 00:15:10,565
Listen, if, uh,

313
00:15:10,645 --> 00:15:13,202
you ever wanna talk, here's my cell.

314
00:15:13,902 --> 00:15:15,099
Day or night, I'll pick up.

315
00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:18,142
Appreciate it.

316
00:15:18,143 --> 00:15:19,212
Good luck to you.

317
00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:53,976
Bree.

318
00:15:55,074 --> 00:15:56,360
What? Is everything all right?

319
00:15:57,585 --> 00:16:00,846
I just saw some miscreants
throwing eggs at your house.

320
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,844
I tried to run over and catch them,

321
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,510
but I was too late.

322
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:07,560
Ah, it's probably some kids
warming up for Halloween.

323
00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:11,438
No, no, it wasn't kids, and
they shouted something

324
00:16:11,439 --> 00:16:13,577
unpleasant about real estate developers,

325
00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:16,042
including an anti-Australian slur.

326
00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,659
Uh, I've never heard an
anti-Australian slur.

327
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:20,511
What was it?

328
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:23,270
I'd rather not repeat it.

329
00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:26,595
The point is, there seems to
be some strenuous opposition

330
00:16:26,596 --> 00:16:27,942
to the Chapman Woods development,

331
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,571
and as your liaison,

332
00:16:29,775 --> 00:16:32,061
I think you should consider relocating it.

333
00:16:32,062 --> 00:16:33,056
All right.

334
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:34,670
Let me consider it.

335
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,488
Nah. Screw 'em.

336
00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:39,380
Excuse me?

337
00:16:39,757 --> 00:16:42,738
I already sunk $100,000
into moving this project

338
00:16:42,739 --> 00:16:43,799
from Hawkins Lake,

339
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,693
and there's...

340
00:16:45,996 --> 00:16:49,266
Well... what happened at Hawkins Lake?

341
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,289
We were all set to go,
bulldozers at the ready,

342
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,170
and then the environmental impact study

343
00:16:56,171 --> 00:16:59,907
turns up five endangered
yellow-spotted frogs.

344
00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:00,905
Frogs?

345
00:17:00,906 --> 00:17:03,576
Yeah. The slimy little bastards
are now the proud owners

346
00:17:03,577 --> 00:17:05,880
of 50 acres of waterfront real estate.

347
00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:11,653
I'm just curious. Have you had
your environmental impact study

348
00:17:11,654 --> 00:17:13,032
in Chapman Woods yet?

349
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:15,568
Uh, tomorrow, but I'm not worried.

350
00:17:15,569 --> 00:17:17,559
My guys have been over every inch of it.

351
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,122
Not a miserable amphibian in sight.

352
00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:22,746
Yes.

353
00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:25,930
And I can't imagine that
would change overnight.

354
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,728
A construction project for a frog?

355
00:17:37,729 --> 00:17:40,248
If it's an endangered
yellow-spotted frog, they will.

356
00:17:40,249 --> 00:17:42,017
Now come on. Help me find some.

357
00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:44,427
Ugh. Things creep me out.

358
00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:46,789
You know that story

359
00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:48,238
where the princess has to kiss the frog,

360
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:50,142
turn him back into a prince?
So not worth it.

361
00:17:50,143 --> 00:17:51,847
I don't care how rich his dad was.

362
00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:53,682
Gaby, you know where they don't have frogs?

363
00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:56,201
Prison! Which is where we're
gonna be if we don't plant some

364
00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:57,675
at Ben's construction site.

365
00:17:58,075 --> 00:17:59,231
Fine. I'll help.

366
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,213
Oh. Saw one. Ohh!

367
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:06,620
Oh, is that one?

368
00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:07,878
Does he have spots on his legs?

369
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,738
He has to have spots on his legs.

370
00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:12,206
Well, you're good with crafts.
You can stencil some on later.

371
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,395
Aah! Ohh!

372
00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:15,257
Damn it!

373
00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:19,099
This is more of a boys thing.
Why isn't Carlos here?

374
00:18:19,659 --> 00:18:21,741
Because I didn't tell him
about the construction.

375
00:18:21,847 --> 00:18:23,112
What? Why not?

376
00:18:23,113 --> 00:18:24,936
Because he's got a lot
on his plate right now.

377
00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:26,951
Or, actually, in his glass.

378
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,238
He's been drinking a lot.

379
00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:33,470
Really? Do you want me to speak to him?

380
00:18:33,471 --> 00:18:36,671
No. No. He's been going to A.A. meetings.

381
00:18:36,672 --> 00:18:39,016
He said he met a great sponsor.
He's doing fine.

382
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,306
I certainly understand
what he's going through.

383
00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:42,095
It's kind of a miracle

384
00:18:42,096 --> 00:18:44,067
that I've stayed sober through all of this.

385
00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:48,931
Don't move. There's one by your foot.

386
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:52,810
Aah!

387
00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:58,659
This is gonna be a long day.

388
00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:05,705
So... you wanna play some video games?

389
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,062
That's original.

390
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,060
Okay. Um...

391
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,967
Something more creative.

392
00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:16,526
You wanna carve a Jack-o'-Lantern?

393
00:19:17,159 --> 00:19:19,790
I'd rather stick a knife in my eye.

394
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,353
Only 36 hours to go.

395
00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:26,907
37. He's always late.

396
00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:32,068
I am the Candy-Bot 3000.

397
00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:34,296
Please give candy.

398
00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:38,045
Aw, M.J., you look amazing. I mean...

399
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,950
I am Mom-Bot 3000.

400
00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:42,929
Costume approved.

401
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,259
You guys sound stupid.

402
00:19:46,072 --> 00:19:48,758
Your insult does not compute.

403
00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:52,228
Shut up! Nobody cares
about being a dumb robot!

404
00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:13,353
Hey, what's going on?

405
00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:16,136
I just hate all this Halloween stuff.

406
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,912
How can you hate a holiday
that's all about dressing up

407
00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:21,686
and getting free candy?

408
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,194
It's the best day of the year.

409
00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:31,704
Jasper, does your dad not let
you celebrate Halloween?

410
00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:34,150
He says it's for kids.

411
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:39,038
You do know you're a kid, right?

412
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,683
Okay, that's it.

413
00:20:44,717 --> 00:20:48,220
You and your father are coming
trick-or-treating with us.

414
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,512
He'll never go for that.

415
00:20:50,513 --> 00:20:52,858
Oh, you just let me talk to him.

416
00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:55,559
I can be pretty persuasive.

417
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,099
I'd rather stick a knife in my eye.

418
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,953
Oh, come on. Your son is dying
to go trick-or-treating.

419
00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:02,759
It's just a couple hours.

420
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:04,102
Until I deliver these paintings,

421
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,071
it's the only thing I care about.

422
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,098
That and a cigarette.

423
00:21:09,609 --> 00:21:11,403
Don't look at this. It's not done.

424
00:21:35,136 --> 00:21:37,047
Gaby, will you stop with the sanitizer?

425
00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:38,943
Your hands are gonna slide
right off the wheel.

426
00:21:38,944 --> 00:21:40,169
I can't help it.

427
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,540
I can still feel those slimy things

428
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:43,136
crawling through my fingers.

429
00:21:43,997 --> 00:21:44,770
Speaking of which,

430
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,036
how come I don't hear
anything moving in that box?

431
00:21:47,037 --> 00:21:48,764
Shouldn't they be croaking or something?

432
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:51,379
- Maybe they're resting.
- Or dead.

433
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,279
You don't think they're dead, do you?

434
00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:56,695
Oh, God! Don't bring
that in the front seat.

435
00:21:58,430 --> 00:21:59,780
I don't hear anything.

436
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,219
All right. I'm trying to remain calm.

437
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:07,913
Please tell me those are
your long-webbed fingers

438
00:22:07,914 --> 00:22:09,258
on my arm.

439
00:22:09,259 --> 00:22:12,160
Gaby, do not panic.

440
00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:18,960
Aah! Get it off!

441
00:22:18,961 --> 00:22:20,761
Stay calm! Stay calm!

442
00:22:20,762 --> 00:22:21,768
Don't panic!

443
00:22:22,147 --> 00:22:24,753
- Watch the road!
- Oh, God! I think it's on my leg!

444
00:22:24,754 --> 00:22:25,651
Stop swerving!

445
00:22:25,652 --> 00:22:27,313
I'm trying to get the lid back on!

446
00:22:27,314 --> 00:22:30,625
- Get it off me!
- Careful! It's crawling
under the brake pedal!

447
00:22:30,626 --> 00:22:32,120
Not anymore!

448
00:22:37,495 --> 00:22:40,542
Oh, they're getting away! They're so fast!

449
00:22:40,543 --> 00:22:42,430
What the hell could endanger them?!

450
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,776
Ohh! Detailing is never gonna get that out!

451
00:22:58,518 --> 00:23:00,297
We're so screwed.

452
00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:02,441
Will you please stop saying that?

453
00:23:02,837 --> 00:23:05,174
In 12 hours, those bulldozers
are gonna break ground.

454
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,642
I think the phrase "we are so screwed"

455
00:23:06,643 --> 00:23:07,789
cannot be said enough.

456
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:09,411
There must be something we can do.

457
00:23:09,412 --> 00:23:11,616
They're gonna find Alejandro's body.

458
00:23:11,617 --> 00:23:12,990
They'll... they'll do an investigation.

459
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,873
They'll learn he's my stepfather.

460
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,407
Unless...

461
00:23:17,878 --> 00:23:19,321
Unless what?

462
00:23:21,941 --> 00:23:23,612
There's no body to be found.

463
00:23:36,194 --> 00:23:38,188
Mom, I need my cat costume.

464
00:23:38,189 --> 00:23:39,845
Dad and Jane will be here soon.

465
00:23:40,061 --> 00:23:42,632
I'm just putting on the finishing touches.

466
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:46,536
The tracking number is jhkwrxa.

467
00:23:46,571 --> 00:23:48,205
I'm not sure why the tracking numbers

468
00:23:48,239 --> 00:23:51,108
are all letters, but it's your system, so--

469
00:23:51,142 --> 00:23:52,460
Oh, forget it, forget it.
There he is.

470
00:23:54,592 --> 00:23:55,861
Hey! Psst!

471
00:23:55,862 --> 00:23:58,743
Up here! Up here!
Don't--don't ring the doorbell.

472
00:23:58,744 --> 00:24:00,344
I just put my baby down for a nap.

473
00:24:00,345 --> 00:24:02,451
Toss the package up here.

474
00:24:02,854 --> 00:24:05,387
I'll catch it. I have three sons. Come on!

475
00:24:13,164 --> 00:24:14,983
Nice.

476
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,541
I can't wait any longer. Let me see.

477
00:24:24,575 --> 00:24:26,243
Mm!

478
00:24:26,277 --> 00:24:28,078
Finished. All yours.

479
00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:29,379
Thanks, mom.

480
00:24:29,414 --> 00:24:31,515
I can't believe you made
this all by yourself.

481
00:24:31,549 --> 00:24:34,184
Mrs. Scavo! I need a signature!

482
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,830
Let's go try it on. Come on.

483
00:24:36,831 --> 00:24:37,834
Okay. Go, go.

484
00:24:42,427 --> 00:24:44,575
I'm just saying you are one good wig

485
00:24:44,576 --> 00:24:48,014
away from being a fantastic cowardly lion.

486
00:24:48,015 --> 00:24:49,338
Drop it, witch.

487
00:24:50,414 --> 00:24:52,016
Just say it for me once.

488
00:24:52,017 --> 00:24:53,667
"I do believe in spooks."

489
00:24:53,668 --> 00:24:55,694
"I do, I do, I do believe in spooks."

490
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:58,040
Look, I'm only here because
you kidnapped my painting.

491
00:24:58,041 --> 00:24:59,920
The ransom was two hours
of trick-or-treating,

492
00:24:59,921 --> 00:25:02,043
no costume, no chitchat.

493
00:25:02,044 --> 00:25:03,193
All I'm doing is counting the minutes

494
00:25:03,194 --> 00:25:04,561
till I can get back to work.

495
00:25:07,485 --> 00:25:08,528
Score. Check it out.

496
00:25:08,529 --> 00:25:10,750
They had giant peanut butter cups.

497
00:25:10,856 --> 00:25:11,870
Nice going, sweetie.

498
00:25:13,194 --> 00:25:15,427
I got a chocolate bomb. You want some?

499
00:25:15,428 --> 00:25:17,236
No, thanks, pal. What I want is to go.

500
00:25:18,015 --> 00:25:20,312
But we've only done half the street.

501
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,534
Okay, well, tell you what.

502
00:25:22,535 --> 00:25:24,434
What if we leave now, and
I'll give you 20 bucks?

503
00:25:24,469 --> 00:25:26,203
You can buy all the candy you like.

504
00:25:26,237 --> 00:25:28,946
Your father's just messing with you.
Run on ahead.

505
00:25:29,205 --> 00:25:31,156
I promise I'll go fast, Andre.

506
00:25:32,109 --> 00:25:34,554
He calls you "Andre"?

507
00:25:34,555 --> 00:25:35,811
Oh, yeah, I prefer it.

508
00:25:36,514 --> 00:25:38,090
"Dad" isn't an accurate characterization

509
00:25:38,091 --> 00:25:39,710
of our relationship.

510
00:25:40,761 --> 00:25:42,068
He's your son.

511
00:25:42,687 --> 00:25:43,541
He's her son.

512
00:25:44,489 --> 00:25:46,207
Biologically, he's yours.

513
00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:48,600
Ontologically, he's getting
in the way of my work.

514
00:25:48,601 --> 00:25:51,654
Well, psychologically,
you're a freakin' sociopath.

515
00:25:51,655 --> 00:25:54,108
Do you see how desperately that boy

516
00:25:54,109 --> 00:25:55,531
is trying to connect with you?

517
00:25:55,532 --> 00:25:57,760
And you do everything you
can to push him away.

518
00:25:57,830 --> 00:25:59,625
I'm not interested in the relationship.

519
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,599
Tough.

520
00:26:02,803 --> 00:26:06,345
I mean, he's not a novel
you can just toss aside

521
00:26:06,346 --> 00:26:07,609
if it's boring.

522
00:26:07,610 --> 00:26:09,947
Or a painting you just walk past

523
00:26:09,948 --> 00:26:11,476
'cause it's not interesting.

524
00:26:11,505 --> 00:26:13,489
He's a person with feelings.

525
00:26:13,637 --> 00:26:17,336
Okay, just keep going.
This is really making the time fly by.

526
00:26:19,907 --> 00:26:23,791
I have spent the last few weeks
trying to get you to like me,

527
00:26:24,847 --> 00:26:28,201
and I just realized something.
I don't like you.

528
00:26:30,438 --> 00:26:32,193
Your painting is in the utility closet

529
00:26:32,194 --> 00:26:33,550
next to your classroom.

530
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,677
Go take care of your masterpiece.

531
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,038
I'll take care of your son.

532
00:26:44,715 --> 00:26:45,785
Hi.

533
00:26:46,284 --> 00:26:48,571
Thank you for letting me tag
along trick-or-treating.

534
00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:51,779
Chloe's 20 now, so I'm nostalgic
for things like this.

535
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,509
Aw, you're lucky. My older kids

536
00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:56,628
are 20 as well, but this
one kept knocking me up

537
00:26:56,629 --> 00:26:59,646
so now I won't get to be
nostalgic until I'm 90.

538
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:05,316
So... is Penny ready?
'Cause we gotta get to the McAllisters'

539
00:27:05,317 --> 00:27:06,807
before they run out of popcorn balls.

540
00:27:07,231 --> 00:27:09,198
She's just putting on her costume...

541
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,775
That I sewed with my hands,

542
00:27:11,809 --> 00:27:13,143
and I'm pretty proud of it.

543
00:27:13,954 --> 00:27:14,977
Mom!

544
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,338
This is amazing.

545
00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:21,544
Look. I'm a kitten with a whip.

546
00:27:22,795 --> 00:27:23,991
Meow.

547
00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:28,462
This is just

548
00:27:28,463 --> 00:27:30,186
in case she's attacked by dogs.

549
00:27:30,521 --> 00:27:32,187
You're proud of this?

550
00:27:33,613 --> 00:27:35,972
Yep. I thought it was cute.

551
00:27:36,316 --> 00:27:39,251
Yeah, if she's trick-or-treating
for dollar bills!

552
00:27:39,252 --> 00:27:41,602
It's completely inappropriate!

553
00:27:41,603 --> 00:27:43,352
Honey, go back upstairs

554
00:27:43,353 --> 00:27:45,274
and see if you can find
those "Smarty Pants."

555
00:27:45,275 --> 00:27:46,390
Do I have to?

556
00:27:49,185 --> 00:27:52,374
Penny, are you sure you
put the whole costume on?

557
00:27:52,603 --> 00:27:53,247
I think so.

558
00:27:53,248 --> 00:27:55,533
There wasn't a skirt that went with it?

559
00:27:55,534 --> 00:27:58,271
'Cause I'm pretty sure a skirt
was a part of that pattern.

560
00:27:58,272 --> 00:27:59,068
Right?

561
00:28:00,350 --> 00:28:02,471
Yeah, yeah. There was.

562
00:28:03,168 --> 00:28:05,913
Well, I'd bet I could help you
find that skirt your mom made.

563
00:28:08,739 --> 00:28:10,079
I bet you could.

564
00:28:12,436 --> 00:28:13,227
Go on.

565
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,588
Trick or treat?!

566
00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:04,131
Hold that thought.

567
00:29:12,242 --> 00:29:14,387
Trick or treat?!

568
00:29:14,388 --> 00:29:16,074
What amazing costumes.

569
00:29:16,075 --> 00:29:18,096
Now don't get me with your hook.

570
00:29:18,097 --> 00:29:21,164
And look at you.
Aren't you the prettiest little princess

571
00:29:21,165 --> 00:29:22,433
in the whole... world...

572
00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,061
Uh...

573
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:30,813
Now... let's see if we can
find something "fun size"

574
00:29:30,814 --> 00:29:32,426
for me to enjoy.

575
00:29:43,707 --> 00:29:46,833
Whoa! Is it, uh...

576
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,790
Is it hot in here?

577
00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:50,460
Uh... don't think so.

578
00:29:50,461 --> 00:29:51,423
Okay.

579
00:29:51,744 --> 00:29:55,668
Maybe I should, uh, take off a layer.

580
00:30:02,109 --> 00:30:03,277
Mmm.

581
00:30:06,713 --> 00:30:07,751
You all right?

582
00:30:07,752 --> 00:30:10,233
I'm not sure. I've got this...

583
00:30:11,321 --> 00:30:13,372
this tightness in my throat.

584
00:30:13,527 --> 00:30:16,203
Yeah, and your eyes look a little glassy.

585
00:30:16,204 --> 00:30:17,668
Uh, you sure you're okay?

586
00:30:17,669 --> 00:30:19,066
We can do this another night, you know.

587
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:21,802
No, no, no. I'm fine, really.

588
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:27,058
Now... get over here, big man.

589
00:30:36,928 --> 00:30:39,576
What about the house with the
spiderwebs and the bats?

590
00:30:39,577 --> 00:30:40,988
That didn't scare you?

591
00:30:40,989 --> 00:30:45,053
Nah, it takes a lot more
than that to scare me. Aah!

592
00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:48,591
How did you get in here?

593
00:30:49,392 --> 00:30:50,704
This was under the mat.

594
00:30:50,705 --> 00:30:52,145
It's a great hiding place, by the way.

595
00:30:52,146 --> 00:30:54,099
Had me stumped for a good four seconds.

596
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,052
Mommy?

597
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,651
Can we go trade candy?

598
00:30:56,652 --> 00:30:58,732
Well, you'll have to ask Jasper's...

599
00:30:59,226 --> 00:31:00,407
Andre.

600
00:31:01,917 --> 00:31:03,068
Yeah, it's fine.

601
00:31:03,224 --> 00:31:04,560
All right. Yeah.

602
00:31:05,127 --> 00:31:06,956
Thought you were gonna
finish your painting.

603
00:31:07,889 --> 00:31:08,880
I will.

604
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:11,741
But I was thinking about what you said.

605
00:31:11,891 --> 00:31:13,597
And you realized the error of your ways

606
00:31:13,598 --> 00:31:15,029
and came to tell me that?

607
00:31:15,233 --> 00:31:19,241
God. Is that how things work in your world?

608
00:31:20,251 --> 00:31:23,188
Look, I get you don't like me.
Most people don't.

609
00:31:23,823 --> 00:31:26,769
I've learned to live with
that mainly by not caring.

610
00:31:26,773 --> 00:31:28,900
Oh. I think you care.

611
00:31:29,677 --> 00:31:31,442
I swear to God I don't.

612
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,477
You have to understand, Susan.

613
00:31:33,478 --> 00:31:35,485
My work is always gonna come first.

614
00:31:36,607 --> 00:31:38,403
Even before Jasper?

615
00:31:38,867 --> 00:31:41,235
That's what I was getting to.
I heard what you said.

616
00:31:41,236 --> 00:31:42,542
He is my son.

617
00:31:43,343 --> 00:31:45,560
And I'm gonna try to be a better dad.

618
00:31:47,381 --> 00:31:49,651
Well, I bet it'll make
you a better painter.

619
00:31:49,652 --> 00:31:51,062
I bet it won't.

620
00:31:52,307 --> 00:31:55,446
You need to know something
about being a true artist.

621
00:31:56,279 --> 00:31:59,592
This--this gift, this curse,
whatever it is--

622
00:32:00,437 --> 00:32:03,194
it consumes you and blots out
everything else--

623
00:32:03,195 --> 00:32:05,989
friends, family, everything.

624
00:32:07,531 --> 00:32:09,459
I would never let that happen to me.

625
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:14,481
You may not have a choice.

626
00:32:24,851 --> 00:32:26,694
Trick or...

627
00:32:33,862 --> 00:32:37,224
That's weird.
They didn't even wait for the candy.

628
00:32:37,629 --> 00:32:38,946
How's dinner coming?

629
00:32:38,947 --> 00:32:41,434
Oh, it's just about r--
Oh, my God.

630
00:32:41,435 --> 00:32:42,663
What happened to you?

631
00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:44,678
What?

632
00:32:45,345 --> 00:32:46,588
You need to see a doctor.

633
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:49,621
Oh. Over this little rash? Don't be silly.

634
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,259
I'm not moving.

635
00:32:55,397 --> 00:32:57,228
Oh, that's not good.

636
00:32:58,350 --> 00:33:00,670
You know, o-on second thought,

637
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,010
I'm not really feeling very...

638
00:33:03,011 --> 00:33:05,571
Oh, okay. Okay.

639
00:33:05,756 --> 00:33:07,533
Definitely time for a doctor.

640
00:33:17,624 --> 00:33:18,923
Almost finished.

641
00:33:18,924 --> 00:33:21,974
Wow, from cathouse to
house cat in ten minutes.

642
00:33:21,975 --> 00:33:23,464
You could do this professionally.

643
00:33:23,621 --> 00:33:25,521
You mean like the person who made it?

644
00:33:27,409 --> 00:33:30,681
Yeah. I may have...

645
00:33:30,682 --> 00:33:33,175
slightly overexaggerated my sewing skills.

646
00:33:33,176 --> 00:33:36,229
I guess... I was feeling...

647
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,252
This is new for me.

648
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,787
It's new for me, too.

649
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,417
You gonna bust me?

650
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:44,941
For trying to look good?

651
00:33:45,552 --> 00:33:48,293
Lynette, when my husband left
me for our Swedish au pair,

652
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:50,346
I went out and bought my daughter a car.

653
00:33:51,082 --> 00:33:52,311
She was 13.

654
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,655
Well, then it's official.

655
00:33:55,841 --> 00:33:57,762
You're better at everything, even bribery.

656
00:33:57,763 --> 00:34:01,117
Please. You had a career
and raised five kids.

657
00:34:01,118 --> 00:34:02,796
I could barely keep it together with one.

658
00:34:02,797 --> 00:34:04,293
Who says I kept it together?

659
00:34:04,294 --> 00:34:05,891
I think you're doing pretty great.

660
00:34:06,425 --> 00:34:08,750
You're smart, confident.

661
00:34:09,287 --> 00:34:11,774
In fact, this might sound a little weird,

662
00:34:11,775 --> 00:34:15,152
but... you seem like the kind of
person I could be friends with.

663
00:34:17,633 --> 00:34:18,962
It doesn't sound weird.

664
00:34:18,963 --> 00:34:22,638
Before, when you saved my ass out there,

665
00:34:22,689 --> 00:34:24,864
that was the kind of thing a friend does.

666
00:34:25,753 --> 00:34:26,970
Happy to help.

667
00:34:28,998 --> 00:34:30,267
Then...

668
00:34:34,213 --> 00:34:36,259
can I ask you to help
me with something else?

669
00:34:36,703 --> 00:34:37,915
Sure.

670
00:34:38,607 --> 00:34:40,107
You think maybe you could stop

671
00:34:40,108 --> 00:34:41,796
trying to take my husband away from me?

672
00:34:43,307 --> 00:34:44,537
What?

673
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:46,348
Your marriage ended.

674
00:34:48,597 --> 00:34:51,476
Whoa. Whoa. That's not fair.

675
00:34:51,609 --> 00:34:54,416
The circumstances were
completely different.

676
00:34:54,925 --> 00:34:56,241
Maybe they were.

677
00:34:56,539 --> 00:34:58,509
But you still know how it hurts.

678
00:34:58,768 --> 00:35:00,939
So I'm asking you, please,

679
00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:02,632
back off.

680
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,101
Okay?

681
00:35:05,676 --> 00:35:07,129
You think I'm gonna give up on him

682
00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:09,754
just because you can't accept
your marriage is over?

683
00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:13,408
We have five kids.

684
00:35:13,693 --> 00:35:15,270
One of them is just a baby.

685
00:35:15,271 --> 00:35:17,573
I'm not letting my husband
go without a fight.

686
00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:20,071
Well, according to Tom, you're
always looking for a fight.

687
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,923
My ex was like that, too.

688
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,558
You know, and when you
find somebody who isn't,

689
00:35:26,269 --> 00:35:27,838
you wanna hang on to them.

690
00:35:35,308 --> 00:35:36,831
You should give this to Penny.

691
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:49,217
Okay, the girls are asleep.
Listen for the doorbell

692
00:35:49,218 --> 00:35:51,107
in case there are some
late trick-or-treaters.

693
00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:52,623
I know the drill.

694
00:35:52,642 --> 00:35:55,565
Oh, and don't wait up for me. I'll be late.

695
00:35:55,566 --> 00:35:57,345
We're taking Lynette out for a drink.

696
00:35:58,113 --> 00:35:59,564
Oh. Sorry.

697
00:36:00,372 --> 00:36:01,599
I'm fine, Gaby.

698
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,825
It's just her first holiday
without Tom and the kids,

699
00:36:04,826 --> 00:36:06,607
so we wanna give her a fun night out,

700
00:36:06,608 --> 00:36:08,412
you know, to boost her spirits.

701
00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:11,068
Bye.

702
00:36:13,808 --> 00:36:16,971
We're digging up the body tonight?

703
00:36:16,972 --> 00:36:18,172
We have no choice.

704
00:36:18,173 --> 00:36:21,099
Ben's bulldozers start tearing
up the woods tomorrow morning.

705
00:36:21,907 --> 00:36:23,688
Where are Carlos and Susan?

706
00:36:23,689 --> 00:36:25,916
Carlos is not in a good place right now.

707
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,165
I didn't wanna freak him out.

708
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,889
And Susan has done nothing but
freak out, so it's just us.

709
00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:30,738
Come on.

710
00:36:30,739 --> 00:36:33,980
Oh. Okay.

711
00:36:34,685 --> 00:36:37,269
I... I can't believe this.

712
00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:39,407
We're getting rid of a dead body again.

713
00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:41,033
I know. I'm so sorry.

714
00:36:41,223 --> 00:36:42,406
No, I just spent the evening

715
00:36:42,407 --> 00:36:43,799
with my husband's new girlfriend.

716
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,245
This doesn't sound so bad.

717
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:53,690
How you feeling?

718
00:36:54,439 --> 00:36:55,574
Better.

719
00:36:55,936 --> 00:36:57,904
They gave me a shot of cortisone.

720
00:36:57,905 --> 00:36:59,705
The doctor said it was something I ate.

721
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:03,087
Maybe strawberries or nuts.

722
00:37:03,325 --> 00:37:07,740
Really? Uh, he told me it
was the woman love fluid.

723
00:37:08,867 --> 00:37:10,873
Okay. Good-bye. Nice knowing you.

724
00:37:10,874 --> 00:37:11,805
I mean, you do know

725
00:37:11,806 --> 00:37:14,246
you're not supposed to
roofie yourself, right?

726
00:37:14,247 --> 00:37:15,637
Go away.

727
00:37:18,775 --> 00:37:21,117
Well, I don't get it.

728
00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:24,164
Now why would you take something like that?

729
00:37:25,825 --> 00:37:29,439
Because... I wanted tonight
to be special, okay?

730
00:37:29,675 --> 00:37:30,776
And...

731
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,786
Because I haven't been with
anyone since my divorce.

732
00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:38,560
You...

733
00:37:39,372 --> 00:37:41,104
When I moved here, you offered me sex

734
00:37:41,105 --> 00:37:42,749
before you even knew my name.

735
00:37:43,285 --> 00:37:45,677
Well, yeah, but that was before...

736
00:37:47,629 --> 00:37:49,146
Can I put the sheet back on?

737
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,244
Mm.

738
00:37:50,245 --> 00:37:54,416
That was before I realized
how much I like you.

739
00:37:56,969 --> 00:37:58,571
Well, I like you, too.

740
00:38:00,172 --> 00:38:04,202
Uh, would you like some,
uh, company under there?

741
00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:25,089
♪ Trick or treat? ♪

742
00:38:36,722 --> 00:38:38,372
♪ Trick or treat? ♪

743
00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:43,996
Uh, so this is the part
where you give me candy.

744
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,928
I don't know about this. What ever happened

745
00:39:27,929 --> 00:39:30,346
to "never return to the
scene of the crime"?

746
00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:32,242
She's got a point.

747
00:39:33,521 --> 00:39:34,579
We just need to do this

748
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,680
in the most efficient manner possible--

749
00:39:36,757 --> 00:39:38,509
find the grave, dig up the body...

750
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:39,638
Sounds easy so far.

751
00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:42,032
Wrap it in a tarp, weight
it down with some bricks

752
00:39:42,033 --> 00:39:43,486
and toss it in the lake.

753
00:39:44,123 --> 00:39:45,529
I have all the supplies in my trunk,

754
00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:47,297
along with clean towels, hand sanitizer,

755
00:39:47,298 --> 00:39:50,863
and breathing masks in case
the stench is overwhelming.

756
00:39:59,044 --> 00:40:01,834
Anyone wanna guess what a corpse looks like

757
00:40:01,835 --> 00:40:03,958
- after two months in the ground?
- Ohh.

758
00:40:03,959 --> 00:40:06,292
Oh, yeah. Is it just bones,

759
00:40:06,293 --> 00:40:08,219
or is there, like, other stuff, too?

760
00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:08,779
- Ugh.
- Hey!

761
00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:09,964
Shh!

762
00:40:10,882 --> 00:40:12,168
Did you hear something?

763
00:40:12,207 --> 00:40:13,997
Yeah. What is that?

764
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,171
Hey!

765
00:40:15,637 --> 00:40:16,594
Who's there?

766
00:40:16,595 --> 00:40:17,634
Who is that?!

767
00:40:17,635 --> 00:40:19,109
- I don't know.
- What do we do?

768
00:40:19,110 --> 00:40:20,799
- Run.
- Okay!

769
00:40:20,814 --> 00:40:22,522
No! Split up.

770
00:40:49,097 --> 00:40:50,110
Aah!

771
00:41:09,657 --> 00:41:11,775
Where'd he go? Is he gone?

772
00:41:12,190 --> 00:41:13,807
For now, but we gotta hurry.

773
00:41:14,129 --> 00:41:16,807
I-I think we're close.
I recognize this area.

774
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,334
Oh, God, this is creeping me out.

775
00:41:18,335 --> 00:41:19,916
Well, it doesn't help that it's Halloween.

776
00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,895
Let's just dig him up
and get this over with.

777
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:22,849
Okay.

778
00:41:24,009 --> 00:41:25,113
Gaby?

779
00:41:25,677 --> 00:41:26,808
Lynette?

780
00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:33,802
Oh, my God.

781
00:41:39,822 --> 00:41:40,977
Ladies?

782
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,013
Ladies!

783
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,044
Bree?

784
00:41:48,609 --> 00:41:49,961
Paranoia...

785
00:41:51,511 --> 00:41:53,384
It's the irrational feeling

786
00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:56,111
that the whole world is against you.

787
00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:57,617
No.

788
00:41:58,136 --> 00:42:02,575
But it's no longer paranoia
when you discover...

789
00:42:04,751 --> 00:42:08,365
that someone really is out to get you.

790
00:42:08,390 --> 00:42:18,590
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