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Previously on "Desperate Housewives"... 

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Bree's romance warmed up.

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Oh, my.

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You have no right to give
Grace expensive gifts.

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Gaby grew closer to
her biological daughter.

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I want you to have it. You
deserve beautiful things.

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Lynette finally got a nanny.

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Tommy!

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- Mom!
- But there was a catch.

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Susan added to her teaching income... 

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a secret job that made her vulnerable...

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- Oh! Oh!
- It would be unfortunate

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if anyone were to find
out what I already know.

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To blackmail.

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Imagine what your husband would think.

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Paul Young was a frustrated man.

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He'd been living with his
wife for over two months,

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but she still refused to sleep with him.

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He tried everything he could think of

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to put her in the mood...

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expensive jewelry...

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second glasses of wine...

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instructional videos.

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But sadly,

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his wife's response was
never what he'd hoped for.

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So Paul decided to get help

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from someone sure to
sympathize with his situation...

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Hi. I'm Dr. Gable.

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Another man.

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Should we get this session started?

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So... when you married Paul,

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it didn't occur to you he might
be released from prison someday?

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Not really.

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So you were content to marry a man

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you could never truly be with?

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I just wanted someone to care about me.

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I... I wasn't really interested
in all that other s... stuff.

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"Stuff"?

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Meaning sex?

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Do you not like sex?

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I'm not... sure exactly.

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I'm a virgin.

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Oh, come on!

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- It's true.
- You're 30 years old!

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- I was saving myself for marriage.
- Good news. You are married.

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Time to take the lid off the cookie jar.

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- Stop calling it that.
- Give me a cookie, and I will!

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Okay, okay, let's take a step back here.

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This is clearly an unusual situation.

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The two of you... never
got to know each other

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in any traditional sense.

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My suggestion?

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Start dating.

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You want me to date my wife?

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Yes. Court her. Take Beth
out to some nice restaurants.

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Give her a chance to know you

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so she can develop
normal romantic feelings.

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In time, I'm sure she'll want nothing more

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than to share your bed.

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I wouldn't mind going
to some nice restaurants.

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Fine.

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Yes, Paul Young was frustrated.

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But even frustrated men...

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F.Y.I., until I get some action,

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it'll be Dutch treat.

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Have their pride.

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It was that time of
year when people find out

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what they're afraid of.

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For some, it's the monster in the bushes.

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For others, it's the spider in their hair.

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For a few, it's the
vampire in the driveway.

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Yes, Halloween had once
again come to Wisteria Lane.

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And the only thing that
frightened one woman

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was that she might not be
the center of attention.

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I'm having a party, and
you all have to come.

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Did you knock?

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Doug and I had Halloween
parties every year in New York,

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and I figured just because
I'm in Fairview now,

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doesn't mean I can't
carry on the tradition...

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even though the food's not as good

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and the company is...
far less interesting.

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Well, who would turn down
an invitation like that?

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Well, Grace is sleeping over that night,

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but we can swing by after
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and show you their costumes.

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Juanita's going as a puppy this
year. She's gonna look so cute.

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Yeah, see this?

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The tricycle with a line
through it? What does that mean?

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No kids.

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They always get underfoot,
they eat all the candy,

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and, uh, you can't swear in
front of the little bastards.

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Well, I'll come if I can bring Keith.

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I guess one child will be okay.

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I'm sorry to interrupt. Lynette?

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Yeah?

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Did you buy me my China pearl hand cream?

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I don't remember you asking me to.

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But I guess I could go
after we're done eating.

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Oh, all right. It's just
that my hands are so dry.

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They're starting to crack and bleed.

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Uh... okay. I'll go now.
I'll see you guys later.

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Just make sure that you
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'cause if she sleeps any
longer, she'll be up all night.

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- All right, dear.
- Okay.

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Oh!

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A party!

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No.

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As web sites go, it's not that popular...

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just in Asia and parts of Europe.

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And you can see that there's no nudity.

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I was just cleaning... in my underwear.

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Oh, look, Mike. I know
that you must be angry.

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I... if you wanna yell,
yell. Let me have it.

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Say something, please?

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I should've taken that job in Alaska.

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What?

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If I did a better job
taking care of this family,

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you wouldn't have had to resort to this.

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No, no! This is not your
fault! It was my stupid mistake.

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I thought I could make some
easy money and no one would know.

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I'm so sorry.

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Why'd you decide to tell
me? Did somebody see you?

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Paul Young.

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Oh, God.

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And he's... sort of blackmailing me.

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He said that if we
don't sell him our house,

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he was gonna tell you.

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But I told you, so it doesn't matter.

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And w... what are you doing?

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What do you think?

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No, no, no! Don't be angry. This was good.

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I'm not lying to you now.

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When you think about
it, Paul did us a favor.

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Look! No! No!

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Look, look, look! We're closer than ever.

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- Susan, get off me.
- Violence isn't the answer.

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We can't let him get away with this.

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We won't. I have an idea
how to get him to back off.

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I'm listening.

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I can't wait to go
trick-or-treating with you.

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This is what I'm gonna
use to hold all my candy.

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Uh, that's not going to
cut it in my neighborhood.

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Last year, I filled up two pillowcases.

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Wow.

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Where'd you get this?

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Why?

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This is my mom's.

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No, it's not.

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This was a gift... from my aunt.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Girls, come on. Mrs. Solis is here.

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Hi, sweetie.

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You and Grace have a good time?

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It was okay.

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What are you smiling about?

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I found out something about Grace today.

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She's a thief.

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What...

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what are you doing with that?

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She stole your necklace,
so I stole it back.

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No! No! No!

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I...

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I mean... that's very sweet of you,

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but Grace didn't steal this.
I gave it to her as a present.

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Why?

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Because... I felt sorry for her.

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You know, her family is
poor, and we have so much.

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Aunt Rosie's poor, and you
always hide your jewelry box

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when she comes over.

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Yeah, well, Grace isn't a
klepto with a meth habit.

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So do you want me to give it back?

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No. I'll take care of it.

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But now that I know you're
good at getting things back,

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next time we're at aunt Rosie's,
I'm missing gold earrings.

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Here you go.

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Your China pearl hand cream.

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Thank you, dear. I just used my last jar.

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You're welcome.

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So how did it go with the baby?

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And on a related note, where is the baby?

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Upstairs in the crib.

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What?!

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She's still asleep?

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Yes, bless her heart.

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I had time to mend all
of Rodney's old sweaters.

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Tom's sweaters,

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and I asked you, and you said
you would wake her at 3:00.

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Oh, that's ridiculous.

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I would never agree to
wake a sleeping baby.

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Oh, she's been down for almost four hours.

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Damn it. She's gonna be up all night.

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You stop yelling at me!

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- I'm not yelling at you. I'm...
- Yes, you are!

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You're angry and you're saying
it's my fault, and it isn't!

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You're a liar!

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Susan.

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Hello. Um... what's this?

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A peace offering.

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A what?

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Paul, we need to move past... the past.

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And you have been a really good tenant,

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and I appreciate that.

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You never complain. You're
never late with the rent check.

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In fact, you're usually
early. And who does that?

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I'm just so lucky that... oh, dear.

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What?

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Is... is that a thumbtack on the wall?

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Well, I tried willing
the calendar to stay up,

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but it just wouldn't cooperate.

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Oh, but, Paul,

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that's a clear violation
of your lease agreement,

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which I happen to have...

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right here. 

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See? Page 2.

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Strictly no alterations.

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So...

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it appears that you have 60
days to vacate the premises.

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But good news.

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I think you'll be getting
most of your deposit back.

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I'll just need to deduct

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the cost of repairing the thumbtack hole.

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Very clever, Susan,
but do you really think

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you're in a position to
be making such demands?

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Why don't we just agree

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to overlook this slight lease infraction

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before I call your
husband and let him know

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about his wife's little cleaning fetish?

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He knows, Paul.

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I told him everything,

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including the part where
you tried to blackmail me.

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He wasn't happy.

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See this?

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This is what I had to pry out of his hand

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so you wouldn't need a paramedic
to pry it out of your skull.

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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This...

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is you.

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This is you if you tell
anyone and Mike finds out.

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I understand.

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Don't forget. 60 days.

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And enjoy those raisin muffins.

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At least, I hope they're all raisins.

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My apartment has rats.

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I can't believe you're
finally gonna see my apartment.

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Me neither, but as you said,

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we need to get to know each other better.

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So...

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here goes.

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Oh, my God.

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- What's wrong?
- Well, you have to understand.

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I had this whole frozen smile ready.

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I was expecting a bachelor pad...

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you know, pizza boxes, dirty underwear,

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neon beer clock. But look at this place.

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It's tastefully decorated

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and smells...

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Oh, my. Is that potpourri?

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I just switched to the... autumn blend.

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Take me... right now... on the table.

262
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,070
Should I use a place mat?

263
00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,280
Mmm. Mmm.

264
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,350
Hello.

265
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:54,790
That is Mimi, my roommate.

266
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,110
See ya.

267
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,700
Well, it looks like that frozen
smile came in handy after all.

268
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,330
I have to say, you do keep me on my toes.

269
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,990
This is an unexpected
spot for a first date.

270
00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:15,850
Well, I know it sounds corny.

271
00:13:15,851 --> 00:13:17,570
But you take a girl to a haunted house,

272
00:13:17,571 --> 00:13:19,140
and she'll probably wanna grab onto you.

273
00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:22,350
Hey, that pumpkin bread looks pretty good.

274
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,800
Why don't you get us a couple of slices?

275
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:25,740
Sure.

276
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,150
So... are you an Oakridge parent?

277
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:39,360
Oh, yes. We love the school.

278
00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:41,000
Are you thinking of
sending your child there?

279
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:42,550
I don't think so.

280
00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:45,230
My family values are quite traditional.

281
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,159
I happened to hear some information about

282
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,410
the after-school activities
of one of the teachers.

283
00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:54,660
And let's just say... it was troubling.

284
00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:57,120
What kind of information?

285
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:01,910
Are you familiar with a, um, Mrs. Delfino?

286
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,570
Ohh.

287
00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:08,890
♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep ♪

288
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:12,970
♪ This is all grandma's fault ♪

289
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:17,450
♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep ♪

290
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:22,770
♪ Why can't she put her things away? ♪

291
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:39,550
You okay?

292
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:41,550
What time is it?

293
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,590
4:12.

294
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,199
I'm sorry to wake you up, but
I am worried about your mom.

295
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,950
I don't think she's all there.

296
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:52,800
You woke me up at 4:00
a.m. to bitch about my mom?

297
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,079
You couldn't do that
during business hours?

298
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,719
No. Listen. She sent
me out to buy hand cream

299
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,250
when she already had ten jars.

300
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,089
She forgot to wake up the baby.

301
00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:03,860
She's older. She forgets some things.

302
00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:06,200
No! She also has these...

303
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:09,439
intense mood swings.

304
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,879
I mean, today, she almost
took my head off for no reason.

305
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,070
Well, she's... and then...

306
00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:16,200
and then she looked like she
was gonna burst into tears.

307
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,630
She's away from home. She
isn't used to all this chaos.

308
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,220
Okay. I get it.

309
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,209
She's your mom, and you love her,

310
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:27,419
and you can look for an excuse
for every one of these things.

311
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:30,039
But I think there's more going on here

312
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,500
than just her being a little forgetful.

313
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,220
Your light's on.

314
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,780
Hey, mom.

315
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,530
How you doing?

316
00:15:58,590 --> 00:15:59,630
You okay?

317
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:00,910
Yes.

318
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,590
Why do you ask? Is something wrong?

319
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,350
You just seem a little...

320
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,770
a little scattered lately.

321
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,560
H... have you noticed that?

322
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,760
There's my little worrywart.

323
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,090
Remember when you were at Camp Kickapoo?

324
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,479
You were sure hurricane
Belle had killed us all

325
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,350
even though it was off
the coast of Georgia.

326
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:30,919
A... and that... that mean counselor
Bob wouldn't let me call you.

327
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,950
His name was Andy.

328
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,570
- My God, you're right.
- And you did call.

329
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:37,400
You even made me put the dog on the phone.

330
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,160
Which you did.

331
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:42,369
No. I just barked a couple of times.

332
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,540
Ruff ruff!

333
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,980
Sparky was asleep.

334
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,320
Oh, I better go get dressed.

335
00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,770
I told Penny I'd help
her with her costume.

336
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:54,920
Okay.

337
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,660
Did you see that?

338
00:16:56,710 --> 00:17:00,010
She's remembering things
that I don't even remember.

339
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,760
Yeah, but it's 9:00 in the morning, and...

340
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,250
And what?

341
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,330
I've been doing a little research,

342
00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:08,509
and there is this thing called sundowning.

343
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:11,120
A lot of people with dementia
don't show signs in the day.

344
00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:13,209
It's only at night that they get confused.

345
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:16,979
Did you not just hear her?
My mother is not senile.

346
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,040
Let's be honest.

347
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,910
You've been trying to
get her out of this house

348
00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:23,410
- ever since she walked in.
- You think this is a tactic?

349
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:27,089
The other day, she made tea then
left the stove on for an hour.

350
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,379
There has been a lot of stuff like that,

351
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,040
and I'm starting to get worried.

352
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,330
Maybe we should take her to the doctor.

353
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,770
No!

354
00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:35,970
- Tom...
- No!

355
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,699
Until we know what's going on,

356
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,910
I don't feel comfortable
with her watching the baby.

357
00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:43,249
There is nothing wrong
with my mother, okay?

358
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,730
So just drop it!

359
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,020
Morning. Do you want
something to eat or some tea?

360
00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:04,570
Oh. Tea would be lovely.

361
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:05,980
How do you take it?

362
00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:08,320
With an explanation.

363
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:12,249
I'm sorry. Keith didn't tell me
that he had a female roommate.

364
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,899
And, yes, he said that you
two never slept together...

365
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,819
well, except for those two times.

366
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,020
What?! We never had sex!

367
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,070
That's really what he said.

368
00:18:21,071 --> 00:18:22,659
I just needed to see your reaction

369
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:26,370
- to know that it was true.
- Nicely done.

370
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,510
Thank you.

371
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,830
By the way, you don't need
to worry about other women.

372
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,290
The guy never stops talking about you.

373
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,850
Oh, that's good to hear.

374
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,430
Well, I'm gonna grab a shower.

375
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:40,310
Here's your tea. Water
will be ready in a minute.

376
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:42,050
Oh, and, uh, when Keith wakes up,

377
00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:43,550
- could you just give him his mail?
- Sure.

378
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,390
I know you didn't come to
deliver your R.S.V.P. in person.

379
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,620
What's up?

380
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,420
Well, I need to ask you something.

381
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:18,619
In the time that you
and Keith spent together,

382
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,060
did you ever have the
sense that he might be...

383
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,150
Into bony old white ladies?

384
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:24,290
Definitely.

385
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,149
No, what I was wondering is,

386
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:29,570
have you ever gotten a vibe that
he might be a little... crazy?

387
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:31,260
Oh. Well, let me think.

388
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,529
Our first date was cut short

389
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,890
when you sabotaged your
own sprinkler system.

390
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:40,640
Our second was derailed when you
terrorized me with a little person.

391
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,630
No, I think the vibe I
picked up is you're crazy.

392
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,630
Renee, you're not being very helpful.

393
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,330
Fine. You wanna tell
me what this is about?

394
00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,870
I'm trying to find out if he's dangerous.

395
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:56,140
I recently discovered that he
is on probation for assault.

396
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,940
Oh. That?

397
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,729
You know about it?

398
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,350
Yeah. It happened at
the bar where I met him.

399
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,629
About a year ago, he
brought his girlfriend there.

400
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:08,449
Some guy started hitting on
her, so Keith flattened him.

401
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,709
Keith told you that?

402
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:10,969
No, the bartender did.

403
00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:13,499
I always check out the guys
before I bring 'em home.

404
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,939
Don't wanna end up handcuffed
to my bed for three days...

405
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:17,920
again.

406
00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:22,169
So... Keith was defending his girlfriend.

407
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:25,090
Well, it's nice to know
that chivalry isn't dead.

408
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,369
But there is another way
to find out if he's violent.

409
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:30,099
How?

410
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:33,330
Well, start a fight with him.
If he slugs you, he's violent.

411
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:39,300
Whoever left you handcuffed
to the bed for three days...

412
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,540
he has my respect.

413
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,819
Now, Grace, this is the first
time I've made a costume,

414
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:49,849
so if you hate it, just tell me.

415
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:51,159
I love it.

416
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,859
I've never had such a
pretty costume before.

417
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:57,020
Thank you! You're the coolest mom ever!

418
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:01,630
Look, mommy! Woof! Woof!

419
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,240
You're adorable!

420
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,309
Oh, Grace.

421
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,949
You look beautiful.

422
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:12,689
Like a real princess.

423
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,209
I feel like one.

424
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,300
Ohh.

425
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,500
Well, you know what every princess needs?

426
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,019
Look, I can also wag my tail.

427
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,369
Okay, hang on, sweetie.

428
00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:24,549
Now once I put this on,

429
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,820
- I'm gonna style your hair around it.
- Okay.

430
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,800
Can you style my hair?

431
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,080
But, sweetie, it doesn't even show.

432
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,730
But I am gonna go over
you with a lint roller.

433
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:39,279
I wanna be a princess.

434
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,059
What? All you've talked
about for the last four months

435
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:44,049
is how much you wanted to go as a dog.

436
00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:45,109
I changed my mind.

437
00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:46,549
Well, I'm sorry.

438
00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:49,159
You're either going as a
dog or a little Mexican girl.

439
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,119
And in this neighborhood,

440
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,070
we both know which
one's getting more candy.

441
00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:54,500
- Let's go to the mirror, sweetie.
- Okay.
- Okay.

442
00:21:57,710 --> 00:22:02,429
So your pumpkin can have a
happy face or a scary face.

443
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:04,100
Ms. Delfino?

444
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,479
Principal Hobson would like to see you.

445
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,430
He seems upset about something.

446
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,009
There you are.

447
00:22:17,010 --> 00:22:18,899
Your son's been waiting four million years

448
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,359
to go trick-or-treating.

449
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,399
Me want candy. Ugh!

450
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,829
Ohh. Okay, sweetie.

451
00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:26,270
Why don't you go get your
tennis shoes on and we'll go?

452
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,380
What's with the box?

453
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:31,710
You okay?

454
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,540
I got fired.

455
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,790
What?

456
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,940
They found out about the web site.

457
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:42,820
Paul!

458
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,299
This time, I'm gonna kill him,
and you're not stopping me.

459
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,760
Mike, no. It... it wasn't him.

460
00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:51,120
One of the moms called the school,

461
00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:54,470
probably caught her husband
watching it or something.

462
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,890
So what are we gonna do?

463
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,249
We can't make it on what I'm bringing in.

464
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,400
I'll find another job.

465
00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:09,320
I'll...

466
00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:10,900
You'll what?

467
00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:19,509
What are you doing?

468
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:21,609
I'm calling Tommy Glenn in Alaska.

469
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,979
- He said whenever I was ready...
- No Alaska.

470
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:26,459
You'll be gone three months.
You can't do that to M.J.

471
00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:29,120
Do what? Make an honest living?

472
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,819
How much thought did you give M.J.

473
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,260
when you were dancing
around in your underwear?

474
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,120
Please don't say that.

475
00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:40,609
And now one of the moms
at the school knows,

476
00:23:40,610 --> 00:23:43,160
so there's a pretty good
chance he's gonna hear about it.

477
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,989
No, Susan, you don't
get to make the decisions

478
00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:49,490
about what's best for
this family anymore. I do.

479
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:56,150
Take M.J. trick-or-treating.
I'm gonna make this phone call.

480
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:04,500
I had a lovely time at dinner tonight.

481
00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:08,489
It was nice to hear all those
stories about your childhood.

482
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:12,259
It was nice telling them.
Those were happy days.

483
00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:14,080
I liked remembering them.

484
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,069
Can I give you an odd compliment?

485
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:22,389
When you talk about the
past, it changes how you look.

486
00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:24,150
You're not so...

487
00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:26,250
intimidating.

488
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,360
Well, that is an odd compliment.

489
00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:34,050
But I... appreciate it.

490
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,800
W... w... what are you doing?

491
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:40,059
I was responding to what I
thought was a signal from you.

492
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,139
I wasn't signaling for you

493
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,159
to try to jam your tongue down my throat.

494
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,789
Beth, I'm not some kind of animal

495
00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:48,099
trying to satisfy its urges. If I was,

496
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:49,259
I could've gone to a bar or any

497
00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:51,359
- street corner weeks ago.
- Then what do you want?

498
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:54,429
I wanna connect with you,
to have a real marriage.

499
00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:58,720
And, yes, sex is part of
that. But there's more.

500
00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:01,489
With what I've been through,

501
00:25:01,490 --> 00:25:05,840
I need a partner by my side,
someone that I can trust.

502
00:25:06,710 --> 00:25:09,020
I think you can be that person.

503
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,240
The question is...

504
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,200
do you?

505
00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:27,800
I want you gone by the end of the week.

506
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,590
Trick or treat! Trick or treat!

507
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:41,260
- Trick or treat!
- Come on!

508
00:25:41,630 --> 00:25:44,089
Trick or treat!

509
00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:47,250
Oh, here you go!

510
00:25:47,930 --> 00:25:50,240
Happy Halloween!

511
00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:00,739
Welcome! Welcome!

512
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,779
Renee, I love your costume.

513
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:04,579
- Who are you supposed to be?
- Ah.

514
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:07,489
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

515
00:26:07,490 --> 00:26:10,539
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

516
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:14,289
♪ Happy birthday, Mr. President ♪

517
00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:17,580
Michelle Obama. Cool.

518
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:22,080
Clearly, he's come as
one of hell's idiots.

519
00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:27,159
Oh, it looks like we're
gonna run out of candy.

520
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,909
I think I'd better head to the store.

521
00:26:28,910 --> 00:26:31,429
No, we are veterans
at the candy game, mom.

522
00:26:31,430 --> 00:26:34,140
We got loads of backup in the cupboard.

523
00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:36,449
Plus I always keep a stash in my golf bag.

524
00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:38,470
Oh, you and your sweet tooth.

525
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,600
Oh! Oh! More customers!

526
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,869
Don't forget to say "thank you."

527
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,540
And, Celia, stop mooing.
You're a cat, remember?

528
00:26:48,830 --> 00:26:50,730
Trick or treat!

529
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:54,250
Oh! How precious!

530
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,779
You're Tom's mother, right?
I'm Gaby. We met the other day.

531
00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:01,929
Of course. Uh, this must be
your beautiful little princess.

532
00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:04,769
You're as pretty as
your mommy, aren't you?

533
00:27:04,770 --> 00:27:08,560
No. No. My daughter's a
dog. The dog. That dog.

534
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:11,160
Oh.

535
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,050
It's cheaper than therapy.

536
00:27:24,830 --> 00:27:27,809
Oh, dear. We're running out of candy.

537
00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:30,240
I should take a little walk to the store.

538
00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:32,489
I think we have more somewhere.

539
00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:35,470
Don't you worry. Grandma's
gonna take care of it.

540
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:45,630
♪ Happy birth... ♪

541
00:27:48,530 --> 00:27:50,380
Son of a bitch.

542
00:27:55,310 --> 00:27:56,750
Hey...

543
00:27:57,990 --> 00:28:00,549
Thanks for cheering for me
at the big game today, huh?

544
00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:03,470
My pleasure. Go team.

545
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,269
And, uh, since I scored
the winning touchdown,

546
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:08,219
don't I get a kiss or something?

547
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,199
Oh, I'm afraid not.

548
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,389
I'm already going to the
prom with someone else.

549
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,119
Oh. So? He doesn't have to know.

550
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,010
Come on. One kiss.

551
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,449
All right, our little skit is over.

552
00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:21,090
Hey, you're not getting
rid of me that easy.

553
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,900
Really. Keith!

554
00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,960
Could you come here for a second?

555
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,139
Hey, you guys look great together.

556
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:33,459
Well, I was actually
just asking this gentleman

557
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:36,310
to leave me alone, but he
doesn't seem to be getting it.

558
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,580
That true? You bothering her?

559
00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:46,019
No. It's the costume thing.

560
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:47,810
We were just fooling around.

561
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:52,769
Thank you. That was very gallant,

562
00:28:52,770 --> 00:28:55,670
not to mention sexy.

563
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,290
Hmm.

564
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,559
You know, no one has ever
defended me like that before.

565
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,199
Orson once threw half
a diet soda at a man,

566
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,090
but we were in a moving
vehicle, so I don't...

567
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,400
Keith?

568
00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:11,899
Oh, dear.

569
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:14,349
Look, like I said, I
was just having some fun.

570
00:29:14,350 --> 00:29:16,060
By being a jackass?

571
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:18,479
You need to apologize to my girlfriend.

572
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,089
Fine. Sorry.

573
00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:21,559
Apology accepted. Let's go.

574
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,639
Hold on a second.

575
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,620
Try that again, and this time, mean it.

576
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,440
Or you'll do what?

577
00:29:29,050 --> 00:29:31,519
- Keith, please, stop, stop.
- Hey! Hey!

578
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,789
Keith!

579
00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:33,850
Keith!

580
00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:42,949
Keith! What happened in there?

581
00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:44,649
An idiot pushed my
buttons, and I went off!

582
00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:45,609
Wasn't it obvious?!

583
00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:46,699
Well, why are you yelling at me?

584
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,289
Because it's who I am!

585
00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:50,580
I've been arrested for this before!

586
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,719
You know, I kept trying to convince myself

587
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,819
that it wasn't a problem
until the second time

588
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:57,990
that I got arrested,
then I realized it was.

589
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,069
So feel free to break up with me

590
00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:03,889
'cause you know you want to.

591
00:30:03,890 --> 00:30:05,209
I don't want to break up with you.

592
00:30:05,210 --> 00:30:07,459
Come on. You can't be with a guy like me,

593
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,459
not the way that you are
with your controlled smile

594
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:12,850
and your perfect house
and your perfect lawn.

595
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,070
You wanna talk about my perfect lawn?

596
00:30:16,350 --> 00:30:20,330
Nine years ago, my son found
me facedown drunk on it.

597
00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:23,509
It's true!

598
00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:26,350
He had turn the sprinklers
on to wake me up.

599
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,060
Did you not know you were dating
the biggest lush in Fairview?

600
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,120
No, I didn't.

601
00:30:34,220 --> 00:30:35,760
We all have baggage,

602
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,539
and you and I have reached that point

603
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:38,649
where we get to see what the other's

604
00:30:38,650 --> 00:30:40,069
been carrying around all these years.

605
00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:42,100
Anything else you've been hiding?

606
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:48,630
No. You've pretty much
seen me at my worst.

607
00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:53,519
Well, I don't think I've seen
anything that I can't handle.

608
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,830
How about you?

609
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:56,419
You think you can deal

610
00:30:56,420 --> 00:31:00,310
with a control freak
with a drinking problem?

611
00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:16,709
Ooh! And there goes the thumb.

612
00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:18,460
Yeah, so much for hitchhiking.

613
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,620
Oh. Hey, mom, you got that?

614
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,269
- Grandma's not back yet.
- Back from where?

615
00:31:25,270 --> 00:31:27,949
She walked to the store to get more candy.

616
00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:28,910
What?

617
00:31:30,950 --> 00:31:33,879
Hey, guys, will you,
uh, listen for the baby?

618
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,189
I will, uh, be back as soon as I can.

619
00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:37,680
Is grandma okay?

620
00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:39,690
She's, uh...

621
00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:42,039
yeah, it's just a little late
for her to be out by herself.

622
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,940
I'll be... I'll be right back.

623
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,120
Wow! I can't believe I got so much candy!

624
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,329
You deserve every piece, Grace.

625
00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,940
You worked that sidewalk
like a Milan runway.

626
00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:20,900
How did you get so much
of this in your fur?

627
00:32:22,410 --> 00:32:25,570
This is why cats do not chew gum.

628
00:32:26,230 --> 00:32:28,489
Here, you said you liked peppermint.

629
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:32,900
Aw. That is so thoughtful. Thank you.

630
00:32:33,310 --> 00:32:35,159
Okay.

631
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,570
I've gotta give Celia a bath.
You two go easy on the candy.

632
00:32:42,110 --> 00:32:44,880
Oh, gosh. I can't get this out of my hair.

633
00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:47,170
Mrs. Solis?

634
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:50,270
Oh, that's all right. We don't need her.

635
00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:53,810
I'll take care of it.

636
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,259
Okay, let's try this one more time.

637
00:32:57,260 --> 00:32:58,709
What does a cat say?

638
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,000
Oink?

639
00:33:01,170 --> 00:33:03,840
Boy, I really hope you marry well.

640
00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:13,150
She was having a problem. I fixed it.

641
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,089
Really? You're not just saying that?

642
00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:19,829
No, Lee, you are a much
prettier Marilyn than she is.

643
00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:22,039
J.F.K. would be all over that.

644
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:22,609
Hmm.

645
00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:24,000
Oh, hang on.

646
00:33:24,890 --> 00:33:26,800
Oh, hey, Carlos. What's up?

647
00:33:28,290 --> 00:33:32,339
Oh, I... o... okay. I will
be... I will be right there.

648
00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:33,530
Shoot.

649
00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,600
It's me.

650
00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:51,849
Lynette?

651
00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:52,689
Yeah.

652
00:33:52,690 --> 00:33:54,659
Oh! Thank God.

653
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:56,929
Oh, it's all right.
It's gonna be all right.

654
00:33:56,930 --> 00:34:01,559
I was walking. I... I... I
must have got turned around.

655
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,319
I made it up... up to
Claire Graham's place,

656
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,320
but... the lights were out.

657
00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:12,809
There is no Claire Graham on this street.

658
00:34:12,810 --> 00:34:17,020
Oh, there most certainly
is. She... lives...

659
00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:21,789
Let's just... let's go home.

660
00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:25,069
You let go of me! You're doing this to me.

661
00:34:25,070 --> 00:34:27,649
- You're making me feel crazy.
- Oh, Allison...

662
00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:28,549
I said let go!

663
00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:29,530
Ohh!

664
00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:36,999
I'm so sorry, dear. Uh...

665
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,719
I don't know where my head is.

666
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:42,590
I've never done that... before.

667
00:34:47,810 --> 00:34:49,850
Tell her, Tommy.

668
00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:54,240
It's okay, mom.

669
00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,730
I'm here.

670
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,470
Mama, that is what he said.

671
00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:05,380
"I want you gone."

672
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:08,630
Those were his exact words.

673
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,809
I am. I... I am trying
to make it work, I swear.

674
00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:16,120
I do everything he asks of me.

675
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,480
Maybe I should come home.

676
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,279
But, yes, I know I made a commitment,

677
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,800
but I am so unhappy.

678
00:35:30,810 --> 00:35:33,800
Of course I want you to be proud of me.

679
00:35:34,650 --> 00:35:36,740
Okay. Uh...

680
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,100
I... I... I... I will.

681
00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:45,450
I'll try.

682
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,220
Bye, mama.

683
00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:55,749
Susan! Hang on. I need to talk to you.

684
00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:59,049
Ow, ow, ow. Stiletto
heels, why do you hate me?

685
00:35:59,050 --> 00:35:59,529
What's up?

686
00:35:59,530 --> 00:36:02,139
Paul Young wanted me to ask
again if you had any interest

687
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:03,659
in selling your place.

688
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,269
No. He knows that.

689
00:36:05,270 --> 00:36:07,929
In fact, he's vacating
our house in 60 days.

690
00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:09,179
Well, he insisted I check again.

691
00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:12,099
He said your circumstances
had recently changed, and...

692
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:16,450
Wait. When did he say that, exactly?

693
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,620
This morning.

694
00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:25,249
Can you take M.J.

695
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,149
- to Mrs. McCluskey's for me?
- Sure.

696
00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:30,210
Sweetie, mommy's gonna hold that for you.

697
00:36:32,850 --> 00:36:33,889
Susan.

698
00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:35,580
You bastard!

699
00:36:38,610 --> 00:36:40,389
Susan, what the hell are you doing?

700
00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:41,529
When you moved here,

701
00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:44,330
I tried to give you the
benefit of the doubt!

702
00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:46,180
But you're evil!

703
00:36:47,590 --> 00:36:51,990
Well, guess what? Benefit
of the doubt is over!

704
00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:54,760
Trick or treat!

705
00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:58,220
He's out of candy!

706
00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:00,269
You know what?

707
00:37:00,270 --> 00:37:02,559
I'm glad I didn't let Mike do this.

708
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,339
'Cause I'm really enjoying it!

709
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:07,170
Get away from him.

710
00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:11,649
Beth, you don't know what he's done.

711
00:37:11,650 --> 00:37:13,080
I don't care.

712
00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:16,710
He's my husband.

713
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,520
Now get out of this house.

714
00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:42,360
Are you okay?

715
00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:44,080
Yeah.

716
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,460
Thank you.

717
00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:03,429
Well, I hope you're happy.
Mrs. Sanchez was furious

718
00:38:03,430 --> 00:38:05,770
when she saw what you did to Grace's hair.

719
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,109
Fortunately, that sweet little girl

720
00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:10,579
- saw I was in a jam and
said it was her idea.
- Of course she did.

721
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,899
Well, thank God.

722
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:14,899
Otherwise, she wouldn't be able
to come here and play anymore.

723
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,269
Who cares?

724
00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:18,999
Honey, Grace is your friend.

725
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,139
I didn't even know her till a month ago.

726
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:23,019
But you love spending time with her.

727
00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:24,829
No, you do.

728
00:38:24,830 --> 00:38:27,769
You're always talking to her, kissing her,

729
00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:29,220
staring at her.

730
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,170
You like her better than me.

731
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,449
Oh, that's ridiculous!

732
00:38:33,450 --> 00:38:35,449
Then why did you give her that necklace?

733
00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:38,209
You don't even let me touch your jewelry.

734
00:38:38,210 --> 00:38:40,540
What's so special about Grace?

735
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:45,940
Whatever.

736
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,400
This is bad.

737
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:59,519
She knows something is up.
I think we should pull back,

738
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,289
stay away from Grace for a while.

739
00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:05,959
No! No way. No, no, no.
I'll just be more careful.

740
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,200
It'll be fine.

741
00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:10,240
Gaby, we have to protect our daughter.

742
00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,870
They're both our daughters.

743
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,869
I really don't want you to go.

744
00:39:18,870 --> 00:39:20,359
I don't wanna go either,

745
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,769
but this will make us enough money

746
00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:26,070
to get Paul out of our house
and give us our lives back.

747
00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:28,900
Plus if I stay,

748
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,790
I'm afraid I'll kill him.

749
00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:43,400
Okay. Car's loaded.

750
00:39:44,970 --> 00:39:46,439
It's time to go.

751
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,490
To the nursing home.

752
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:52,149
Mom, again, it isn't a nursing home.

753
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:54,199
It's assisted living. It's...

754
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,569
it's a beautiful facility
with... with flower beds

755
00:39:57,570 --> 00:40:00,089
and activities and lots
of other people. It's...

756
00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:01,439
Just tell me this, Tommy.

757
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,029
After I go there, when do I get to leave?

758
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:05,990
When do I get to go home?

759
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,319
We'll have to see what the doctors say.

760
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,569
Never, that's when.

761
00:40:10,570 --> 00:40:12,569
I've seen my friends go into these places,

762
00:40:12,570 --> 00:40:14,430
and they don't come back.

763
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,620
Mom...

764
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:25,250
I talked to Peter and
Theresa, and we all agree.

765
00:40:26,530 --> 00:40:29,150
You can't live by yourself anymore.

766
00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:32,369
If something bad were to happen to you,

767
00:40:32,370 --> 00:40:34,440
we would never...

768
00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:36,619
forgive ourselves.

769
00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:38,319
The only thing bad happening here

770
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,890
is what you're doing to me.

771
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,950
Mom... I don't know what else to do.

772
00:40:52,730 --> 00:40:55,280
When you called me at that camp

773
00:40:55,570 --> 00:40:59,040
and you were scared, you kept saying,

774
00:40:59,730 --> 00:41:02,509
"I want to come home, mom."

775
00:41:02,510 --> 00:41:07,210
And I said, "Tommy, if you mean that,

776
00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:09,880
I'll come get you."

777
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:14,660
That's what you do.

778
00:41:42,470 --> 00:41:46,099
The time comes when we all must find out

779
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,360
what we're afraid of.

780
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:53,359
Some of us fear...

781
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,900
"She may never forgive me."

782
00:41:57,450 --> 00:41:59,420
Others worry...

783
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,550
"She might learn the truth."

784
00:42:04,470 --> 00:42:06,610
A few wonder...

785
00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:10,220
"Could he send me away?"

786
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,710
Yes. The world is a scary place.

787
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,730
It's even more terrifying...

788
00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:24,790
If we have to face it... 

789
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,790
Alone.

790
00:42:27,990 --> 00:42:38,190
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