1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,968 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:05,663 - I want to move this place fast. - I'll call you. 3 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:06,864 Edie, wait! 4 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:10,307 ...incomprehensible that Edie Britt would try to destroy us. 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:13,106 For five grand she's hurt, ten grand she's gone. 6 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,840 Some neighbors hired help. 7 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:18,145 How can I pull off a formal dinner with no warning? 8 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,448 And some helped themselves. 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:24,012 - I hate that she watches us. - Some just couldn't stop. 10 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,580 Smile, Gabrielle. 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:29,526 And one... didn't stop in time. 12 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:33,693 - Andrew, I need your help, honey. - Mama? 13 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:39,072 There is a widely read book that tells us everyone is a sinner. 14 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:42,098 There is a widely read book that tells us everyone is a sinner. 15 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,472 Of course, not everyone who reads this book 16 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:47,273 fels guilt over the bad things they do. 17 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:49,907 But Bre Van De Kamp did. 18 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:54,282 In fact, Bre had spent most of her life feling guilty. 19 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:58,881 As a child, she felt guilty about not getting straight As. 20 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:04,790 As a tenager, she felt guilty about letting her boyfriend go to second base. 21 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:09,698 As a newlywed, she felt guilty about taking thre weks 22 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:12,169 to get out her thank-you cards. 23 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,763 But she knew the transgressions of her past 24 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:18,469 were nothing compared with the sin she was about to commit. 25 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,274 Can't we just tell the police it was an accident? 26 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,872 This wasn't some simple D.U.I. 27 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:27,248 Not only was Andrew drinking, he left the scene of the crime. 28 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:30,254 - That makes it a hit-and-run. - I could go to Canada. 29 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:33,348 Till the statute of limitations is up. 30 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,861 You think Mom and Day will pay for you to go moose hunting? 31 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:40,024 If Carlos' mother dies, there is no statute of limitations. 32 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,895 - Because it's murder. - Shut up! 33 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:46,132 - You shut up. - It was an accident! 34 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:50,874 We have to get rid of the car. 35 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:01,013 But we can't sell it. The police might find it and there could be D.N.A. 36 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,021 We'll take it to a bad part of town, 37 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:06,388 leave the keys in the ignition and the doors unlocked. 38 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,155 If the police don't find it we'll get the insurance 39 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,687 and if they do, it wasn't in our possession. 40 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:16,064 Anyone could have hit Mrs. Solis. 41 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,299 That sounds good. 42 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:21,532 Bree, are you sure? 43 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:25,135 Our son could spend the rest of his life in jail. I won't allow that. 44 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,703 Bre knew what she was about to do was wrong. 45 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,316 But like most sinners, she would worry about her guilt tomorrow. 46 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:33,080 But like most sinners, she would worry about her guilt tomorrow. 47 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,815 Everybody should go wash up. 48 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,216 We're having pancakes for breakfast. 49 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,200 Not since my own suicide 50 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:29,105 had violence intruded upon the serenity of life on Wisteria Lane 51 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,370 in such a conspicuous fashion. 52 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:35,175 Nedless to say, my friends attacked the problem head-on. 53 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:39,514 Lynette brought the broom, Susan brought the trash bags, 54 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,885 and Bre brought the industrial strength solvent. 55 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,481 Whoo. That stuff is strong. 56 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,321 It has to be. I don't want Gabrielle and Carlos 57 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:52,421 coming home to this ugly reminder in front of their house. 58 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:56,593 - Has anyone been over there? - Julie and I went over this morning. 59 00:03:56,703 --> 00:04:00,730 - How's Juanita doing? - She's in a coma. 60 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,401 Nobody knows when or even if she'll wake up. 61 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,205 This is awful. Carlos must be just devastated. 62 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:09,407 I hope she wakes up and tells us who was driving that car. 63 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,040 We can only hope. 64 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:17,146 Slow down, you jerk! This is a residential neighborhood! 65 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,649 That's quite a pitching arm. 66 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:25,164 I've got four kids. I was up all night reading statistics online. 67 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:29,258 One out of every four traffic accidents happens on residential streets. 68 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:33,135 I hope whoever hit Juanita gets put away for life. 69 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,969 Don't you think that's a little bit extreme? 70 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:40,034 An innocent woman gets hit by a car and the driver takes off? It's not extreme. 71 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,017 You should go home and get some rest. Eat something. 72 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:53,650 You have messages from work. Tanaka called. Said it was urgent. 73 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:57,492 - I can stay here with your mother. - I need to be here if she wakes up. 74 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,157 You can't go on like this. 75 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:04,294 And what if she dies? People slip into comas all the time and never come out. 76 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:07,362 Don't say that. We need to stay positive. 77 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,338 - Mr. And Mrs. Solis. - John. 78 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,546 - Is it OK if I come in? - Of course. 79 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:27,618 Mr. Solis, I'm so sorry this happened. 80 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,822 It means a lot that you came. 81 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:45,810 I think I'm gonna go down to the chapel and pray. 82 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:48,210 - You wanna come? - Um... 83 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,908 No. I think I will stay here with Mama. 84 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:58,748 - Is it all right if I come? - Course. 85 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,190 We need all the prayers we can get. 86 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,435 Mrs. Solis, it's time for her sponge bath. 87 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,337 Come again? 88 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:20,277 Sometimes family members prefer to administer sponge baths themselves. 89 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:24,848 I think I'll pass. 90 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,223 Martha. 91 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:36,719 - Where's your purse? - Over there. Why? 92 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:47,532 - What are you doing? - Taking back the $40 you stole. 93 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:48,174 - Edie! - I know you did it. Hand it over! 94 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,438 - Edie! - I know you did it. Hand it over! 95 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:53,410 I have taken nothing from your purse. 96 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:57,472 If you're missing money, I'd ask one of those men you parade through here. 97 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:02,114 I am not going to apologize for having a healthy sex life. 98 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:04,781 Healthy? I'm going to have to burn every sheet. 99 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:08,952 - I want my money. - I want those non-fat peach yogurts. 100 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,588 They didn't just walk out of the fridge. 101 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:15,133 You can deduct it from the $40 that you're going to give me now. 102 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:18,226 You're my best friend. Why would I steal from you? 103 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:21,397 It's no secret that you've been having financial problems. 104 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:24,942 - I hear you bitching to your bank. - That's it. 105 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,706 I can put up with your debauchery and food theft, 106 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:29,714 but I will not tolerate spying. 107 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,841 - I want you out. - You don't mean that. 108 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,580 Oh, yes, I do. I'm leaving tomorrow to visit my sister for a few days. 109 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,987 I want you gone by the time I get back. 110 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,615 I'll do you one better. 111 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,188 I will leave today. 112 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,804 I hope this works. My sleep cycle's totally out of whack. 113 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:02,405 I'm up all night, then dozing off during the day. 114 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,144 Trust me. This will do the trick. 115 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,619 In fact, you should be feeling more relaxed already. 116 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:12,485 - [Boys shout] - You know, you're right. 117 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:16,722 Boys, I can hear you out there! Be quiet! Just sit there and color. 118 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:20,493 - Now is not a good time to be moving. - Sorry. 119 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:23,296 Just block everything out 120 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,200 and let it go. 121 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,671 Imagine that you're in a forest. 122 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:31,767 There's a babbling brook nearby. 123 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:36,042 And the wind is just coming through the trees... 124 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,673 - Mommy? - Parker! 125 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,776 I don't know... Ow! ...what you think you're doing, 126 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,845 but put that back where it belongs. 127 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:50,160 Sorry. You were saying something about wind. 128 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,424 I was just creating a soothing image. 129 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,194 [Boys shout] 130 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,701 Oh, for the love of God. 131 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:01,766 Knock it off, you little monsters. 132 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,870 Mrs. Scavo, lie down. We need to finish this. 133 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:10,882 I'm on my last nerves, so I'm gonna level with you here. 134 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:15,114 I've screwed up my entire system by taking my kids' A.D.D. Medication. 135 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:20,681 Yeah, you heard me. I plan to stop. But right now I need to sleep 136 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:25,163 and I need more than a few crappy needles, so what have you got? 137 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,459 I'm not licensed to write prescriptions. 138 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,401 - I know you're not. - [Shouting continues] 139 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:42,139 This will put you right to sleep. It's a very powerful herbal remedy. 140 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,478 Promise me you'll use it judiciously. 141 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,779 Sure. Whatever. 142 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,983 Knock, knock! 143 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:55,049 - Hey. Come on in. - You're a mess. 144 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:58,187 I'm tearing out the leaky pipes in the upstairs bathroom. 145 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:03,459 - Wall-to-wall rotten wood. - Sounds like a job. 146 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,833 Julie said that you came by before. 147 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:09,204 Um... yeah. Uh... I was thinking about 148 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:13,335 driving up to the Germani vineyard tomorrow for this wine tasting and... 149 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:16,040 - What time should I be ready? - About 6:00. 150 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,845 6:00 is good. 151 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,112 All right. 152 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:25,317 I thought maybe afterwards we could have a little dinner, maybe some dancing. 153 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,723 Sounds great. 154 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:31,126 Um... you do know that it's, like, a two-hour drive up there. 155 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:35,224 Isn't that kind of late to be coming back? 156 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:39,134 I thought if worse came to worse we could... grab a room. 157 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,469 Oh? Like a hotel room? 158 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:45,032 - Yeah. As a last resort. - Of course. Of course. Yes. 159 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,602 So maybe we should make a reservation. You know, just in case. 160 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:53,618 Yeah, I found some hotels online. Let me get the print-out. 161 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,219 Hey, Bongo. Come here. Do you want a treat? 162 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:01,418 - Where do you keep the dog biscuits? - Sorry, what? 163 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,756 Oh, never mind. 164 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,854 We'll just find them ourselves, huh? 165 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,102 Sorry, I couldn't hear you. What did you say? 166 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:23,213 Nothing. It's not important. 167 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,375 [Phone rings] 168 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:28,544 It's my tiler guy. Here. See what looks good. 169 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,884 Hey, Phil. 170 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,391 No, tomorrow morning I'm making a lumber run. That's no good. 171 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:37,291 No, I'm gone tomorrow night, too. 172 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,732 - I could let him in. - No, it's OK. Thanks. 173 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:45,463 It's fine. Just give me the key. I'll be around all day. 174 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,371 All right. Um... thanks. 175 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:52,172 Phil, I'll give a key to my neighbor. She'll be here to let you in. 176 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,917 Like every city, Fairview had a neighborhood 177 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:06,048 that was less than desirable. 178 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,720 It was an accepted fact, anyone who lingered there after midnight 179 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,059 was usually up to no good. 180 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,095 Rex and Bre Van De Kamp were no exception. 181 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,680 You really think this is gonna work? 182 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,482 This is an impoverished neighborhood. 183 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,046 - Trust me. Somebody will steal the car. - How can you be so sure? 184 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,716 Because I have faith in the poor. 185 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:48,630 [Paul] She's so beautiful. I shot this last year on her birthday. 186 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:56,570 - How are you going to do it? - I made contact with her at a bar. 187 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,076 She thinks I'm a real-estate developer. 188 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:02,410 - Is she going to suffer? - No. 189 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,814 Edie Britt will disappear and you'll go back to your life. 190 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:11,448 Before you do it, do you think you could ask her why she sent this to my wife? 191 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:15,426 You can't think like that, Mr. Young. You can't give in to your curiosity. 192 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:19,794 Curiosity leads to guilt. Guilt leads to talking. 193 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,026 Do you still have questions? 194 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,697 I want to be clear about something. If I walk away with this cash, it's done. 195 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,798 No refunds. No buyer's remorse. 196 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,434 I get it. 197 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:35,446 We won't talk again, so I'll ask one more time. 198 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,675 Are you sure you want this? 199 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,081 My wife is dead because of Edie Britt. 200 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,612 I absolutely want this. 201 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,487 You've been awfully quiet. 202 00:13:56,135 --> 00:14:00,196 I've just been thinking about the kids. 203 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,200 They sure grew up quickly, didn't they? 204 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,542 They sure did. 205 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,817 I told them when they were babies that they shouldn't get bigger 206 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,377 because they were so adorable. 207 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:21,315 - And we were so happy. - Yeah, well... 208 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:24,851 They sure didn't turn out like we expected them to. 209 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,694 No. They didn't. 210 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,502 Oh, we could have been better parents. 211 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:30,831 Oh, we could have been better parents. 212 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:34,999 - We weren't that bad. - We still have so much to teach them. 213 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,168 We need to show Andrew the enormity of what he's done. 214 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,872 I suppose we could punish him. 215 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:44,939 What's the appropriate punishment for a child who drives over a woman? 216 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,814 I don't know. 217 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,988 No matter how the kids turn out, I still love them. 218 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,525 Course you do. 219 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,892 But I'll never forgive them for growing up so quickly. 220 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,398 Hey, look. 221 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:22,011 And I opened the cabinet and there was all this money in it. 222 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:26,454 - There was wads of it. - You're freaking out over cash? 223 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,288 Realistically, I've known this guy a few weeks. 224 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,556 He could be a hit man for the mob. 225 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,723 Then why are you going on a trip with him? 226 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,596 I never get out of the house. 227 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,832 If you need to freak out, remember that you're spending the night with Mike. 228 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:43,170 No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor. 229 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,870 And he retired. I try not to take that personally. 230 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,573 You look old in that. 231 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,013 Maybe I am being silly. 232 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,381 But going to a hotel with a man is a big deal to me. 233 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,977 What if Mike is hiding something? 234 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,923 - Like what? - I don't know. 235 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:03,359 - [Car horn] - That's Dad. I gotta go. 236 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:07,523 Now, listen. No more freaking out. I need this weekend to go well. 237 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:11,501 - Why do you care so much? - I'm gonna have a husband some day. 238 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,835 I really don't want you living with us. 239 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,437 - [Bree] Are the lady fingers OK? - They're terrific. 240 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,914 We just appreciate you all stopping by. 241 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,452 We just wanted you to know how much we care. 242 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:31,148 So have the police come up with any leads? 243 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:34,852 Not really. They'll be able to determine the make and model of the car, 244 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,293 but without any eyewitnesses, no one seems very optimistic. 245 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,128 Is there any good news about Juanita? 246 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,862 No change. All we can do is wait and hope for the best. 247 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,868 - We put her on our prayer list. - That's very sweet. Thank you. 248 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:54,902 It must really help during times like these, having kids. 249 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,881 Yeah. They're a blessing. 250 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,851 Children make everything worthwhile. 251 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,480 You guys are the future. Legacy. 252 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,319 Thanks. 253 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,760 After we're all dead, you'll be the only ones left to carry on. 254 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,697 Gabrielle and I are about to start a family. 255 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,066 Oh! Hey, that's great! 256 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,606 - When did you decide this? - It's a fairly recent development. 257 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,207 I see. 258 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:30,044 - We'll talk about this later. - Face it. We're shallow people. 259 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:33,141 Can our lives have any meaning if all we do is buy stuff? 260 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,083 - That depends on what we buy. - I want a child. 261 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,624 In case you've forgotten, we made a deal. No kids. 262 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:44,287 - Deals were meant to be renegotiated. - We're not negotiating my uterus. 263 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,263 - We should probably be going. - Yeah. 264 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,561 Thank you so much. 265 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:54,102 - That was weird. - I feel awful for Carlos. 266 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:58,075 That talk about children is obviously coming from his grief. 267 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,270 Whatever. I'm off the hook. 268 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,015 A weary Lynette drank her potent tea 269 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:15,151 in hopes of finally finding the slep that had eluded her. 270 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:19,993 Unfortunately for Lynette, there would be no rest for the weary. 271 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,000 - [Doorbell] - Go to hell. 272 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:26,629 - [Doorbell rings several times] - Go to hell, go to hell. 273 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,764 [Urgent knocking] 274 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:39,480 Sorry we're late. Kenny Lipman couldn't find his neckerchief. 275 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,349 Lori Jean, the Scout meeting is today? 276 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,722 - Mommy! - What? Oh. Right. 277 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,493 OK. Boys. This knot is called the bowline. 278 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:58,297 It is a remarkably useful knot. Now, pick up your ropes. 279 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,100 First we cross this end over here 280 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,835 and then we make a loop and then another loop 281 00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:09,346 and then you sort of pull it through, I'm guessing, 282 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,315 and then you just... Ready? ...yank it taut. 283 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,920 Mommy, that doesn't look like the picture. 284 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,021 You're never gonna be a sailor. What do you care? 285 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,686 OK, everybody. Let's just take a break. 286 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,499 Thanks. 287 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,613 OK. It's all up there. Can I get a signature? 288 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,345 - Oh, course. - Thank you very much. 289 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:52,219 - There you go. Have a nice weekend. - You too, lady. 290 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,515 [Door slams shut] 291 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:39,497 - [Knocking] - [Man] Hey, ma'am! 292 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:43,905 Are you still here? I forgot to give you a receipt. 293 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,409 Ma'am? 294 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,760 Oh... 295 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,005 Hello! 296 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:23,908 I need help! I'm up here! I'm trapped in the floor! Hello! 297 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:29,114 If you came in here to judge me, you can just leave. 298 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:33,256 Wait! Wait, no! Wait. Don't go. 299 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,488 I have an idea. Here. 300 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,791 Here. Grab the towel, Bongo. 301 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,128 Come on. Grab the other end. Good boy. 302 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:45,101 That's it. Get the other end. Come on, Bongo. Pull the other end. 303 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:48,799 Come on, Bongo. What are you doing? Bongo, over here. 304 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:55,040 Bongo? Oh! Oh! Don't do that! Oh, Bongo! 305 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,048 While Susan remained hopelessly stuck, 306 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,811 While Susan remained hopelessly stuck, 307 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,317 Gabrielle was moving to confront the issue 308 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,785 of her young lover's restless conscience. 309 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:06,618 - Nobody's home. - I know. I came to talk to you. 310 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,422 - But she would ned to be discret. - Keep working. 311 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,758 What were you thinking showing up at the hospital? 312 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,232 I had to see if she was OK. 313 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,530 You need to keep a low profile right now. 314 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,874 Look, you and I are finished. 315 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:25,375 From now on, I'm sticking with Danielle. 316 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,709 - Why would you say that? - I hate myself for what we did. 317 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,874 I can't sleep at night. We've got to make a clean break. 318 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:35,613 We weren't driving the car. We didn't chase Juanita into the street. 319 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,212 She was there because we were having an affair. 320 00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:43,022 Between you and Carlos! Listen to me. You didn't do anything wrong. 321 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,624 - That's not what Father Crowley thinks. - What? 322 00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:50,394 I went to confession. 323 00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:56,368 Have you lost your mind? What did you tell him? 324 00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:59,808 - Everything. - Including... 325 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:02,778 in the alley? Behind the truck stop? 326 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,509 - Everything. - Damn you! 327 00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:19,792 What is wrong with you? Lassie would have had a fire truck here by now. 328 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,458 You stupid dog. 329 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:26,833 Good boy, Bongo! Run, Bongo, run! Go get help! 330 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,270 Oh! 331 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:45,317 Andrew, um... I know the last few days have been stressful 332 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,393 and if you ever need to talk to anybody... 333 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:52,294 I know. You and Dad are here for me. 334 00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:55,457 Actually, I was thinking you could talk to a professional. 335 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,592 A shrink? 336 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,129 - You think I'm crazy? - Course not. 337 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,698 It's just that the accident probably stirred up a lot of emotions. 338 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:11,181 It would be normal for you to be feeling confused or depressed or shamed. 339 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,880 I'm cool. Really. 340 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:19,356 You put a woman into a coma. Surely that arouses some kind of emotion. 341 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,222 Yeah, well, it doesn't. 342 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:28,189 - If you'll excuse me. - No! Not until you tell me. 343 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,827 - Why do you care? - I need to know you're not a monster. 344 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,996 - You want to know how I feel? - Yeah. 345 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,235 I feel bad that she got hurt. 346 00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:41,572 But I also feel bad that my car got dinged 347 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,275 because somebody didn't have the sense to look both ways. 348 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:48,842 And I feel bad that now I'm gonna have to ride my bike to school. 349 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:55,084 Andrew, you almost killed another human being. 350 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,153 She's an old lady, OK? She's lived her life. 351 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:02,428 I have my whole life ahead of me and now it might be screwed up. 352 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:07,461 - That's what you should worry about. - You don't seem to have a soul. 353 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,072 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call the police. 354 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:17,137 Because I'm your son. That would make you the monster. 355 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,393 Hey, buddy. 356 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:45,039 - Susan, is that you? - Mike? I'm upstairs. Sorta. 357 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:48,238 [Laughs] Hang on. I'll be right up. 358 00:25:56,821 --> 00:26:02,987 - What happened? - This bird flew in your bathroom window 359 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:07,827 and I tried to save it but uh... it died. 360 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:11,528 - I don't think that's what happened. - I don't think so either. 361 00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:15,305 - Come here. - Help me get out of here please. 362 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,703 Oh! Thank you. 363 00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:27,216 Oh. You have no idea what that was like. 364 00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:33,951 - You went through my cabinets? - What? 365 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:37,483 - Oh, I can explain that. - Get out of my house. 366 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:41,794 - Mike... - Get out. 367 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:14,025 - Hello there! - Good afternoon. 368 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:20,003 Oh! Well, isn't this just as pretty as a picture book? 369 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:23,939 The plan is to put in a small condo. 370 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:27,035 You want to make some money or pussyfoot around? 371 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,911 - What do you suggest? - I'm thinking strip mall. 372 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,541 I've run some numbers. 373 00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:41,392 - Nice stationery. - Oh, it's stolen. 374 00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:45,720 What do you mean? 375 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:49,096 After my house burned down, I was staying with Martha Huber. 376 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:51,600 That is until the old troll threw me out. 377 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:55,436 I'd steal her stuff, she'd steal mine. It's the circle of life. 378 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:59,371 So this paper is hers? 379 00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,412 Oh, God, yes. 380 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,548 [Children make noise] 381 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:15,951 No, Tom, you can't do this to me. 382 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:19,928 I need you home! Boys, stop it! I am on the phone! 383 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:24,901 Yeah, I realize it's not your fault that the meeting got postponed 384 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:27,563 but you promised you'd be back tonight. 385 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:30,539 - Mom! - I gotta go. 386 00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:33,406 The kids are... Yeah. 387 00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:37,880 I know you're sorry. Will you try and get back as soon as you can? 388 00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:40,144 OK. Bye. 389 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:44,085 Boys, would you please, please stop it? 390 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:49,226 Really. Mommy's got a headache, OK? Just... 391 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:53,096 # Dappled and drowsy and ready to slep... 392 00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:56,156 Turn that damn thing off! 393 00:28:56,234 --> 00:29:00,364 What's the matter with you? Why won't you listen to me? 394 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:03,532 # All is groovy 395 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,308 [screams] 396 00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:08,470 [59th Stret Bridge Song continues] 397 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,804 # Slow down, you move too fast 398 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:42,643 # You've got to make the morning last 399 00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:46,114 # Just kicking down the cobbled stones 400 00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:50,177 # Looking for fun and feling groovy # 401 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,270 What? 402 00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:13,367 I just came over to say I'm sorry. 403 00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:15,503 And I'll pay for all the damage. 404 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,707 Don't worry about it. 405 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,182 Well... So... 406 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:22,810 In your mind, is the date off? 407 00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:25,879 You snooped around my house and went through my stuff. 408 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,390 Yeah. That's pretty much a deal breaker. 409 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:33,396 I started snooping around because I found all that money by accident. 410 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:37,093 Then I found a gun. 411 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,659 - Are you a drug dealer? - Is that what you think? 412 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:44,003 I wouldn't know because you never let me in. You're completely walled off. 413 00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:46,976 I have a gun for protection and cash for emergencies. 414 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:49,878 I'm a good guy, Susan, and you should know that. 415 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:52,678 I'm not obligated to share every little detail... 416 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:56,242 Every little detail is one thing, weird secrets is another. 417 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:59,118 - You don't trust me. - Maybe we shouldn't be dating. 418 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,420 Maybe we shouldn't. 419 00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:04,825 - Do you mean that? - Yeah. 420 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:08,388 I hope your little secret keeps you warm at night 421 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:12,527 because you're throwing something really great away to protect it. 422 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,806 Oh, Susan! You gotta take my kids for a while. 423 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:28,682 - This really isn't a good time. - I'm sorry but I can't do this. 424 00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:32,245 It's too much. Boys, you stay with your Aunt Susan. 425 00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,222 Yay! 426 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:37,489 Lynette, when are you coming back? 427 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,723 Lynette! 428 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:46,263 Lynette! 429 00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:02,953 She's gotta be close. 430 00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:05,421 I hope the kids aren't too much for Danielle. 431 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:08,789 She'll be fine. What do you think is happening with Lynette? 432 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:12,318 I don't know. But I'm scared. Something's very, very wrong. 433 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:28,770 Lynette? Honey? 434 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:31,280 Are you OK? 435 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:40,116 Father. I'm so glad you could come and pray for Mama. 436 00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:43,022 - Please, sit. - Thank you, Gabrielle. 437 00:32:51,402 --> 00:32:55,270 Since you're here. There's something I've always wondered about. 438 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,206 That whole thing about priests 439 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:01,642 not being allowed to repeat what they hear in confessions. 440 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:05,114 Is that a hard rule or just a general guideline? 441 00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:07,843 Rest assured, everyone's secrets are safe. 442 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:10,284 That's good to hear. 443 00:33:10,355 --> 00:33:13,051 I'll keep yours too if you want to talk. 444 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:17,787 Me? No, no. Confession's not really my thing. 445 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:19,955 That's a shame. 446 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,664 You can stop condemning me with your eyes. 447 00:33:28,806 --> 00:33:30,933 Right now. 448 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:35,541 I know you know about the affair. 449 00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,876 But you know nothing about my life. 450 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,877 It's not even an issue any more. John and I are finished. 451 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:45,148 Gabrielle, the Church is clear on this. 452 00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:48,818 If you commit a mortal sin and you die without repenting, 453 00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:50,622 you go to hell. 454 00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:53,026 Well, aren't you just a ball of fun? 455 00:33:57,235 --> 00:34:01,001 So if I confess, it'll clean the slate, right? 456 00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:05,202 Not only that. If you want God's forgiveness you have to be truly sorry 457 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:07,801 and promise not to commit the sin again. 458 00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:11,780 So what happens if I repent later? 459 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:13,908 Like, say, when I'm 75? 460 00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:16,851 What if you die before then? 461 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:20,822 Let's say I don't die? I do yoga. I eat well. 462 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:23,758 If I wait, does my repenting still count? 463 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:25,692 If you mean it, yes. 464 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:30,897 Thank you, Father Crowley. You have been a tremendous comfort. 465 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:35,304 Um... I will let you do your thing. 466 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:38,204 Gabrielle. 467 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:41,143 We're all responsible for the choices we make. 468 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:47,215 - Don't you want to be a good person? - What I want is to be happy. 469 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:49,810 That's the answer of a selfish child. 470 00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:53,915 I know. 471 00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:02,493 I started taking the pills because they gave me energy 472 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:07,469 but then I couldn't sleep at night and I was so tired in the daytime and... 473 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:11,269 It totally messed me up. 474 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:18,879 I love my kids so much. I'm so sorry they have me as a mother. 475 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:22,249 Lynette, you're a great mother. 476 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,584 No, I'm not. 477 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,646 I can't do it. 478 00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:30,592 I'm so tired of feeling like a failure. It's so humiliating. 479 00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:33,357 No, it's not! 480 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:37,993 So you got addicted to your kids' A.D.D. Medication. It happens. 481 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:41,596 You've got four kids. That's a lot of stress. You just need help. 482 00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:46,301 That's what so humiliating. Other moms don't need help. 483 00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:50,643 Other moms make it look so easy. All I do is complain. 484 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:52,443 That's just not true! 485 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:56,510 When Julie was a baby, I was out of my mind almost every day. 486 00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:59,590 I got so upset when Andrew and Danielle were little, 487 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,359 I used their nap times to cry. 488 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:01,848 I used their nap times to cry. 489 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:08,691 Why didn't you ever tell me this? 490 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:13,827 Oh, baby. Nobody likes to admit that they can't handle the pressure. 491 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:19,707 I think it's just like we think, you know, it's easier to keep it all in. 492 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:24,976 Oh, we shouldn't! We should tell each other this stuff! 493 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:29,779 - It helps, huh? - Yeah. 494 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,516 It really does. 495 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:47,434 So it was Martha Huber all along. 496 00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:52,238 Seems so. Edie didn't move in with Huber until after your wife received the note. 497 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:55,074 My God, we almost killed an innocent woman. 498 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:57,773 Like I said, I don't do refunds, 499 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,908 but if you like, I'm willing to pay Mrs. Huber a visit. 500 00:37:01,018 --> 00:37:03,953 No. Just keep the money. 501 00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:09,118 This whole thing's been tearing me up. The nightmares, the guilt. 502 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,787 This isn't what Mary Alice would have wanted. 503 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,558 What would she have wanted? 504 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,127 Answers. 505 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:26,203 - Hello, Mrs. Huber. - Paul. 506 00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:28,370 - Let me help. - That's not necessary. 507 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:30,277 I insist. 508 00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:36,175 - Ants, huh? - Yes. 509 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,578 I've had a little infestation problem. 510 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:41,083 I wanted to take care of it before my trip. 511 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,087 Never had a problem with ants. 512 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:46,884 Mary Alice and I had these little black flies once. 513 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,551 - Oh? - She was so funny about it. 514 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:54,495 She ran out and bought herself a can of poison something to spray them down. 515 00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:58,524 So she's taking aim at one on the counter and she just stops. 516 00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:01,901 Puts the can down. Couldn't do it. 517 00:39:01,972 --> 00:39:05,373 She told me later it felt too personal. 518 00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:08,968 Literally couldn't kill a fly. That's how gentle she was. 519 00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:11,571 Then you must have lived with quite a few flies. 520 00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:14,550 I'm going to have to say good night to you now, Paul. 521 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:27,261 - What are you doing here? - I want to know why. 522 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:35,701 [Knocking] 523 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:44,446 I know you've got a lot of questions and I know I don't want to lose you. 524 00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:47,245 So ask me anything you want. 525 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:50,515 You just told me everything I need to know. 526 00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:03,858 All right. My idiot husband died and left me with a worthless pension. 527 00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:05,866 I was desperate for money 528 00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:08,769 and I'd rather take it from a bad person than a good one. 529 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:12,331 - I didn't know she'd shoot herself. - She was a good person. 530 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,901 A good person who leaves her child motherless? 531 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,675 Read the Bible. Suicide's a big no-no. 532 00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:20,943 - Don't you feel any remorse? - Why should I? 533 00:40:21,018 --> 00:40:23,782 Your wife didn't kill herself because I wrote a note. 534 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:28,154 She killed herself because of what she did to that poor baby. 535 00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:32,753 But rest assured I'm praying for Mary Alice. 536 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:36,095 After what she did, she'll need all of our prayers. 537 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:29,382 There is a widely-read book that tells us everyone is a sinner. 538 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:39,129 Of course, not everyone fels guilt over the bad things they do. 539 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:44,897 In contrast, there are those who assume more than their share of the blame. 540 00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:53,304 There are others who soothe their consciences 541 00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:56,471 with small acts of kindness. 542 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,981 Or by telling themselves their sins were justified. 543 00:42:10,728 --> 00:42:15,392 Finally, there are the ones who simply vow to do better next time, 544 00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:17,990 and pray for forgiveness. 545 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,675 Sometimes, their prayers are answered. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net