1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,426 Desperate Housewives S01E16 The Ladies Who Lunch (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:04,161 Hi, Maisy. 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,435 Are you having an affair with Rex? 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:10,135 Mistresses were confronted. 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,678 - What's that? - I'm on house arrest. 6 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,476 - How are you gonna work? - I can't. 7 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:17,641 The tables were turned. 8 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:21,187 - Good Lord, that's Angela. - And secrets from the past... 9 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:24,848 - My wife's name was Mary Alice. ...caught up with everyone. 10 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:28,257 I'm such an idiot! You're such a liar. Oh, and a killer. 11 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:37,197 Even in the most respectable of neighborhoods, 12 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:39,771 you can hear the sound of scandal. 13 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:46,575 Some scandals announce themselves with a shout. 14 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:50,308 Ida? Ida Greenberg, that is not your paper. 15 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,709 Some with a whisper. 16 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:58,222 Throw me a 20, and I'll hook you up with free porn. 17 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:05,860 - And some with a bang. - Get the hell off my lawn! 18 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:11,234 And once in great while, there comes a scandal so deliciously sordid, 19 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:14,239 its roar drowns out all other noise. 20 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:19,603 Does your husband have any idea how many men pay to sleep in this bed? 21 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:24,081 There's not a lot of sleeping going on. Not if I'm doing my job right. 22 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:28,280 So, how do you wanna get started? 23 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,618 With these. 24 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,817 Well! That's gonna cost you extra. 25 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:37,886 Maisy Gibbons, you're under arrest for solicitation. 26 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:40,557 - What? - Please place your hands on the bed. 27 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:43,966 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Now. 28 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,902 Hey! Get off me! 29 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:51,705 This is entrapment. You all are making a gigantic mistake. 30 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:55,179 Yeah, yeah. Hey, fellas, here's one for your memoirs. 31 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,272 Hey! 32 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:04,518 No! No, don't you touch me! You... get your hands off me! 33 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,183 Take it easy. 34 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:09,626 Yes, the scandalous arrest of Maisy Gibbons 35 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:13,130 would soon prove to be the shot heard round the world. 36 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:57,167 Don't you put me in here. 37 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:01,008 It is often said that good news travels fast. 38 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:05,551 But as every housewife knows, bad news moves quite a bit faster. 39 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:11,648 Tish? You are not going to believe this. Maisy Gibbons was arrested. 40 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,659 - You cannot be serious! - Did you hear about Maisy? 41 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,697 Maisy Gibbons running in handcuffs? I'd have killed to see that! 42 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,599 Stay put. I'll be right back. 43 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:28,403 Ladies, please calm down. This is just a precaution. 44 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:31,568 - If you'll just take a flyer. - Hey, guys. What's going on? 45 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:34,736 There's been an outbreak of head lice. 46 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:35,905 Head lice? 47 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:39,474 These flyers detail all the important information, 48 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:42,919 including the recommended delousing combs. 49 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:45,320 Delousing. It sounds so disgusting. 50 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,758 - Anybody know where it started? - That's confidential. 51 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,921 Barcliff maintains a strict "no blame" policy. 52 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:53,089 Guys, over here. 53 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,966 Parents have a right to know who brought this into our school. 54 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:01,802 Please calm down, ma'am. There's nothing to be gained by pointing fingers. 55 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:06,173 To identify the child who initiated the outbreak might result in him 56 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,147 or her being subjected to ridicule. 57 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:13,080 I, um... Excuse me. 58 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:16,713 - If you'll just take a flyer... - Stop scratching. 59 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,553 Stop it. Guys, let's go, OK? 60 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,719 Stop scratching. Stop, stop... 61 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,827 - Hey. See you later. - Bye. 62 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,239 What the hell...? 63 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,144 - Gabrielle! - What? 64 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:51,656 - Gabrielle. We got a problem here. - I can't hear you. 65 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:54,750 I think we got a problem. The water's backing up here. 66 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,689 What? 67 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,960 - Is that sewage? 68 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,967 Yeah, that's sewage. 69 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:06,368 So, uh, Mike, the suspense is killing us. 70 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,498 Just tell us the bad news. 71 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:12,636 Your outtake pipe's corroded. That's why it collapsed. 72 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,476 I'll have to re-pipe the whole system. 73 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:17,981 And how much is this gonna cost? 74 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:21,986 I'll do the job at cost, but you're still looking at six, seven grand. 75 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,557 OK, we'll let you know. 76 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:30,323 Look, um... if money's an issue... 77 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,796 Oh, no. No, no, no. It's not the money. 78 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:37,427 Carlos and I are prioritizing some things we need to do around the house. 79 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:41,769 You don't consider sewage backing up in the house a priority? 80 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,901 It's definitely on the short list. 81 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,978 I'm surprised you called me. 82 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:54,645 - Why? - Well, um, ever since my arrest, 83 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:58,680 nobody around here seems to want to have much to do with me. 84 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:03,587 Innocent until proven guilty, my man. 85 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,858 I hope he's more innocent than you are. 86 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:11,461 Hey, it's Lynette. I know you're down about this Mike thing, 87 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:14,767 but you gotta come to poker. It'll be worth it. 88 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,206 I got dirt on Maisy Gibbons. 89 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:23,939 Hey, Susan, it's me. Look, I really wish you'd return my calls. 90 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,746 We ned to talk. I know I messed things... 91 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,577 You OK? 92 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:31,581 Hi. 93 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:35,593 - You know I can stay home if you want. - No, no, no. Now, I know how much 94 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:39,927 you were looking forward to this weekend with your dad. I'm fine. 95 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:43,560 - You don't look fine. - Well, I'm a little sad. 96 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,830 Mike and I were just a fling. 97 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:50,842 Not even a full fling. Sort of a borderline fling. 98 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,004 Mom, anyone can see how much you loved him. 99 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,742 I also loved junk food and I gave that up. 100 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,918 There's your father. Go have fun. 101 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,347 Last chance. You sure? 102 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,391 I'm sure. Now, go. 103 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:18,602 You'll find someone else, Mom. 104 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:20,434 Someone great. 105 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,599 I know it. 106 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:37,882 What's wrong? Didn't you enjoy your golf game with Dr. Wallace? 107 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,949 I didn't play. I'm still feeling sluggish. 108 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:43,587 Still? Did you talk to him about that? 109 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:48,225 Of course. He doesn't know why the medication isn't working. 110 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:55,470 Tish is making the rounds. She must have some juicy anecdote. 111 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:58,442 Get her over here. I could use a funny story today. 112 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:00,572 Tish! Tish! 113 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:06,982 I can tell you've got something good. Now come on, don't be selfish. 114 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:11,683 Well, first off, you're not friends with Maisy Gibbons, are you? 115 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:16,887 - No. - Thank God, because this is too good. 116 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:19,090 Maisy was arrested. 117 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:23,225 While Harold was at work, she was having sex in her house for money. 118 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,031 Can you imagine? 119 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,200 No. I can't. 120 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:34,338 And word is, she had a little black book with all her clients' names. 121 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:40,613 So, uh... you think that'll get out? 122 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,244 Of course! 123 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:46,280 Nancy, Wait up. I can't wait to tell you this. 124 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,159 Well, you heard your funny story, Rex. 125 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,494 Why aren't you laughing? 126 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,835 I'll get it. 127 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:11,577 - Ah-ah-ah. - Hello? Hi, Tammy. Yeah... 128 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:15,951 - Can we see one of the bugs? - Yeah, here. See? 129 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:21,322 It's this little white thing. Look, it looks like a sesame seed. 130 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,659 - That's cool. - Lots more where that came from. 131 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,597 No, I'm so sorry. Uh, he must be so disappointed. 132 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:32,001 We'll get all the boys together once Topher's back on his feet. 133 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,301 - Bye. - What'd Tammy want? 134 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:37,809 She's canceling Topher's party He's got measles. 135 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,470 Measles, huh? 136 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,604 Yeah. 137 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:44,373 What? 138 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,917 Tammy spent a fortune on Topher's party. 139 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:51,923 She'd call in specialists from Switzerland before she'd cancel it. 140 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,618 Why would Tammy lie to us? 141 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:59,563 She saw Porter scratching his head at school. Now word's getting around. 142 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:03,762 Why is everything a conspiracy theory? Kids get lice. It's not a big deal. 143 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:07,202 It is for the rich B-l-T-C-H-es at Barcliff Academy. 144 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,605 It's been one day and they've been disinvited to a party. 145 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:16,444 If rumors start flying, these boys can kiss campouts and pool parties goodbye. 146 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:17,982 Uh-oh. 147 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:20,109 Yeah. Not so cool now, huh? 148 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,217 It's all here. Appraisal, title search, escrow documents. 149 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:30,159 Sorry about changing my mind but it's not a good time to sell the house. 150 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,993 Zach wants to finish high school before moving. 151 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,660 It's part of the business. I expect to get screwed over. 152 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,696 Now, where is your house key? 153 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:45,374 Oh, I must have left it at home. I'll bring it by tonight. 154 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:49,676 Zach's away and I'm going to Mount Pleasant on business today. 155 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:54,743 - Just, uh, drop it by tomorrow. - Or I could just keep it. 156 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:55,946 What? 157 00:10:56,055 --> 00:11:00,822 It's a joke. I know your wife's dead but it's been six months. Lighten up. 158 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,521 - Hello! - Felicia. 159 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,258 Oh. Hi, Felicia. 160 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:10,291 Edie, I found this in my sister's things. It has your name on it. 161 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:17,070 Oh, my necklace! Oh, you know, I lent this to Martha three months ago. 162 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:20,306 And she said that it went down the drain. 163 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:24,873 Oh, I miss how we used to steal things from one another. 164 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:28,681 So, Felicia, I heard they have a suspect in your sister's murder. 165 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,048 - Mike Delfino? - Oh, he didn't kill her. 166 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,320 They found her jewelry in his garage. 167 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:39,125 - His fingerprints weren't on any of it. - That just means he wore gloves. 168 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,257 So, he's smart enough to use gloves, 169 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,825 but he leaves her blood-spattered jewelry lying around 170 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:50,204 for anyone to find? Please. Is that what you'd do if you killed someone? 171 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,439 I don't know what goes through the mind of a murderer. 172 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:56,413 I'm just saying I wouldn't trust him if I were you. 173 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,481 Edie, that is lovely. 174 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,149 - Is it an antique? - Yeah. I think so. 175 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:09,388 I know a store you would love. It specializes in antique jewelry. 176 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:13,261 It's in Salt Lake City. Have you ever been to Salt Lake City? 177 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:18,326 No. I try to steer clear of Utah. It's a little too conservative for me. 178 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,567 Too bad. Have you ever been, Paul? 179 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,174 No. 180 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:28,872 It's lovely. I used to live there when I was a nurse. 181 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:33,680 You should definitely go some time. 182 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,778 Bye. 183 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,793 With no indoor plumbing, 184 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:47,299 Gabrielle was now forced to improvise when it came to her personal hygiene, 185 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:50,699 wherever and whenever she had the opportunity. 186 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,038 - Sorry. - That's OK. 187 00:12:57,143 --> 00:13:00,135 I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update. 188 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:06,446 Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery. 189 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:09,921 That being said, Edie, please continue. 190 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,917 I hear from a very reliable source 191 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:17,189 that Maisy's gonna cut a deal with the prosecution. 192 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,628 Apparently, she has some high-profile johns 193 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,224 and the DA's looking for a second term. 194 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:27,567 I don't get it. I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex. 195 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,371 Obviously someone who's not getting it at home. 196 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:35,539 So, the upshot is, Maisy is going to turn over her little black book 197 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:38,105 with all of her clients' names. 198 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,015 Really? 199 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,178 Can you imagine the fallout when this goes public? 200 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:46,053 Ooh, blood on the walls. 201 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,523 - I'm all in. - I'll call. 202 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:55,991 Bree? 203 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:03,433 - Uh... what just happened? - The stakes were raised. 204 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,602 Yes. Yes, they were. 205 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:08,772 I fold. 206 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,707 You were lucky today. 207 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:15,844 Luck had nothing to do with it. I was bluffing the entire time. 208 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,821 Really? Wow. You're good. 209 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:22,155 That's the only nice thing I can say about my first husband. 210 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,958 - He taught me how to bluff. - He played poker? 211 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:30,161 No. He was lousy in bed. I had to fake a lot of orgasms. 212 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,402 - You don't have to respond. - Thank you. 213 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,973 So, uh... where was Susan today? 214 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,742 Uh... I'm not sure. 215 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:47,183 Wow. Tom must be great in bed. 216 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,344 Huh? 217 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:53,585 Obviously, you have no idea how to bluff. 218 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:58,062 OK, she's going through something and I'm sure she'd prefer it to be private. 219 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:01,530 She's upset with Mike, isn't she? 220 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,730 Well, come on. I'm gonna find out sooner or later. 221 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:09,865 She's devastated about the break-up and she hasn't left the house in days. 222 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,138 Well, why didn't you just tell me that? 223 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:17,740 It's personal. It's the kind of thing she would only tell her friends. 224 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,216 I'm Susan's friend. 225 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:24,886 Well, I don't hate her. 226 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,723 If you want me to share stuff with you, be more supportive of Susan. 227 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,387 OK. How? 228 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:36,295 What do friends do? They call. They're sympathetic. 229 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:41,601 They ask about the pain the other person is going through and then they listen. 230 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,074 What if you want to be supportive, 231 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:47,509 but you just can't stand listening to people bitch? 232 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:50,047 Then it's good to know how to bluff. 233 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,800 - Congratulations. - Thank you, thank you. 234 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,000 I know, it's very exciting. 235 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,135 Thank you. 236 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:23,737 You know, I really think you do deserve this award... 237 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,161 God, I have to go to the bathroom again. 238 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:46,864 - Go to Bree's. - I've been to Bree's. 239 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,373 - Then go to Susan's. - I hate Susan's. 240 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:53,070 She has all these weird scented candles. It reeks of apricot. 241 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,304 Hose. 242 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,971 How about Lynette's? 243 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:59,346 No. I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore. 244 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:03,854 I'm tired of making up excuses as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing. 245 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,481 - Why yell at me? - It's your fault. 246 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:07,616 My fault? 247 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,026 If you hadn't gotten indicted, we would have pipes right now. 248 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,496 I got indicted making money to keep you happy. 249 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,658 You're a little materialistic. 250 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:19,170 Me? When the Johnson's bought their new seven series 251 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:23,402 you were the one who went and traded in his car for something better. 252 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,875 Who ended up driving it? 253 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,141 I don't have time to fight right now. I have laundry to do. 254 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:45,029 - Nurse Abigail? - Mrs. Scavo, right? The twins' mother? 255 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:49,693 Yeah. I just wanted to tell you that the boys are now lice-free. 256 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,861 Good to hear. 257 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,171 I just can't figure out how it happened. 258 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:03,579 They get a bath every night. Trust me. It's the ugliest 15 minutes of the day. 259 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,582 I believe you. 260 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:12,052 I keep thinking maybe it was the petting zoo I took them to last week. 261 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:16,584 - That Ilama was really iffy. - Mrs. Scavo, it doesn't work that way. 262 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:20,654 Lice spreads from human to human. The cleanest kid in the world can get it 263 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:23,166 if he gets too close to the wrong kid. 264 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,066 - Really? - Yes. 265 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:28,903 - So don't be so hard on yourself. - I guess. 266 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,771 Still, I can't help but feel guilty. 267 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,041 After all, my kids started an entire lice outbreak. 268 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:39,073 Look, your, uh... your kids didn't start it. 269 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:42,245 They didn't? 270 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:46,314 No. I know for a fact that Patient Zero was another little boy. 271 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,553 This is his fourth time with this particular problem. 272 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,756 Oh. 273 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,958 That's a load off my mind. 274 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,695 Well, thank you. 275 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:06,234 - So which kid is it? - I can't tell you. 276 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,643 You know we have a "no blame" policy. 277 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,443 We have to protect the children. 278 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,542 Of course. 279 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:18,249 No, I don't. You're gonna have to give me a name. 280 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,416 - Mrs. Scavo... - Here's the thing. 281 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,517 Acting like parents won't assign blame 282 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:26,029 is like pretending they don't keep score at Pee Wee League games. 283 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,589 If you don't give the mob someone to blame, 284 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,296 they'll pick a scapegoat. I can't let my boys be the scapegoat. 285 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,363 - Don't put me in this position. - I'm begging you. 286 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,433 They've been uninvited from a party. A really big birthday party, 287 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:42,673 with a bouncy house, a hotdog stand and a clown. 288 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,306 I wish I could help you. 289 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,578 There's gonna be a magician! 290 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,778 Tammy Brennan went all out. 291 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:53,849 Tammy Brennan? Topher's mother? 292 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,188 Yes. 293 00:19:57,062 --> 00:20:01,226 Well, isn't that interesting? Have a seat. 294 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,934 Meanwhile, at the Fairview County Prison, 295 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,874 Maisy Gibbons was delighted to find out she had a visitor. 296 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:16,244 But she was soon reminded, one should always beware of visitors 297 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,374 bearing gift baskets. 298 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,153 You've gotta be kidding me. 299 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,281 Hello, Maisy. 300 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,484 Ta-da! 301 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,127 Stuff like this is why I love you. 302 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:22,380 So, what brings you here? 303 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,938 I need a favor. 304 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,417 I thought as much. 305 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:34,091 I heard that there's a little black book with the name of your clients in it. 306 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,253 There is. 307 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:42,267 I was wondering if, perhaps, you could remove Rex's name from that little book? 308 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,235 Wow. That's a big favor. 309 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:48,966 Those muffins better be really good. 310 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:54,942 I have some money that I've been putting aside for emergencies. 311 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,344 It can be all yours, if you just... 312 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,441 Keep my mouth shut? 313 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,778 Continue to be discreet. 314 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:07,621 Gosh, I don't know. 315 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,623 I don't think it's asking that much. 316 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:14,291 All you need to do is remove one little name. 317 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:19,201 But if I do it for you, then I have to do it for all the other wives. 318 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,837 That wouldn't be fair, now, would it? 319 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:27,470 Maisy, please. I mean, we used to be good friends. 320 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:31,141 Where were you when Harold lost his job a year ago, huh? 321 00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:33,684 Did you ask if there was anything you could do? 322 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,845 Did you bring a basket of baked goods 323 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:38,889 when you knew we couldn't even pay our bills? 324 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:44,657 If you did, those displays of friendship seem to have slipped my mind. 325 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:49,723 Maisy, I didn't mention it when you were having financial troubles because... 326 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:54,204 - I thought it would embarrass you. - I would've been embarrassed. 327 00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:57,605 But it would have been a whole lot better than the silence. 328 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:02,202 I have $14,000 in that account. It can all be yours. 329 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,951 I'm not interested. 330 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:17,350 But you do get credit for one thing. 331 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:22,365 You came to visit me. Even if it was for an ulterior motive. 332 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:27,872 None of the other girls from the club bothered. I've been abandoned. 333 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:31,431 Guess that's what happens when you become the town whore. 334 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:36,447 Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore. 335 00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:40,884 They abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with. 336 00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:59,795 - Who is it? - It's Edie. 337 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,736 Edie, not now. I'm busy. 338 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,367 - Hi. - Or just come on in. 339 00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,876 What are you doing? 340 00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:10,607 I decided that my life is way too complicated. 341 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:15,483 And so I'm simplifying. I am getting rid of the clutter. 342 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,988 Ooh. 343 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,759 I was on vacation. It made sense at the time. 344 00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:26,989 OK, not to be rude, but is there a reason you're here? 345 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:31,661 I feel badly about what you're going through with Mike. 346 00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:35,502 - Don't worry, I'm not gonna date him. - It doesn't matter anymore. 347 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:40,136 Well, don't get me wrong. I still have every intention of sleeping with him. 348 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,840 Some mountains are just meant to be climbed. 349 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:46,111 I gotta learn to keep my doors locked. 350 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,812 How long have you been sitting here? 351 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:52,983 I don't know. Five minutes, give or take three hours? 352 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:56,221 That's it. Get up. Get dressed. 353 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,387 - Why? - You're coming with me. 354 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:02,126 It's time to get wasted. Happy Hour started 45 minutes ago. 355 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,101 Why would I go anywhere with you? 356 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:07,332 That's what normal women do when they get depressed. 357 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:10,397 They put on short skirts, they go to bars, 358 00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:15,503 have one too many and make out with a man in the back of a dark alley. 359 00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:17,309 Wow. 360 00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,646 Come on. It'll be fun. 361 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:21,718 I swear. Come on. 362 00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:24,311 - Come on! - Why do you even care? 363 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:27,483 I never said I cared. 364 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,459 It's just... 365 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:35,522 Well, I guess I know what it's like to have your heart stomped on. 366 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:43,199 OK. All right. Gimme a minute. I'll go change my clothes. 367 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:48,742 And don't forget to do something with that skanky hair. 368 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,077 You're a little scary looking. 369 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,717 Ah! What about him? 370 00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:00,484 Not my type. 371 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:04,757 The pickin's are slim, but isn't there someone here you're attracted to? 372 00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:08,993 I hate 'em all. Look at 'em just leering at us. 373 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,194 They're so cocky. They know they have the upper hand. 374 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:16,502 We have the upper hand. Without us, they have nothing. 375 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:20,534 Maybe 15 years ago. Not anymore. Now we're just Ionely and desperate. 376 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:24,513 And they know it. And they just sit there, ready to pounce, 377 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:30,145 waiting for us to take any crumb they're willing to throw our way. 378 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:33,122 I don't want crumbs. I want Mike. 379 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:36,888 Hi. Um, I'm gonna be spending the whole night with her, 380 00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:40,362 so I'm gonna be needing a lot more of these. 381 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:45,027 I'm sorry. It's just so hard to find a guy like Mike. 382 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,970 I know in my heart he didn't kill Mrs. Huber. 383 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:52,408 OK. Let's say Mike's a peach. And he didn't kill Martha. Who did? 384 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:53,808 I don't know. 385 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:59,111 Obviously, a bad guy. Somebody really awful. Somebody like... 386 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,411 somebody like Paul Young. 387 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:03,612 Paul? 388 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:08,591 - Are you serious? - He's hiding something. 389 00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:12,652 He clams up every time we try to ask him about Mary Alice. 390 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:15,859 And then when we found out about Dana... 391 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:17,401 Who's Dana? 392 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:21,132 Paul and Mary Alice had a baby that died. 393 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:22,969 You're kidding. 394 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:26,442 - Zach killed her. - Holy crap. Who told you that? 395 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:28,502 Paul. He said it was an accident 396 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:32,606 but I think that's why Mary Alice was being blackmailed. 397 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:35,710 - Mary Alice was being blackmailed? - Yeah. 398 00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:39,848 The girls and I found a threatening note in her stuff. 399 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:43,157 What kind of street do we live on? 400 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:45,253 I don't know. 401 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:51,026 Come to think of it, the other day, Paul was talking to Felicia 402 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:55,038 and he was working overtime trying to make Mike sound guilty. 403 00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:59,338 See? Shifting blame onto someone else. Classic criminal behavior. 404 00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,435 He's up to no good. 405 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,344 Zach and Paul are out of town. 406 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:06,781 We should sneak into their house and snoop. I have the key. 407 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:10,412 - Oh, my God. Yes, we should do that. - I was just kidding. 408 00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:13,616 This is our chance. We should go in for ten minutes. 409 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,058 That's breaking and entering. 410 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,425 Martha Huber was your best friend. 411 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:23,297 If we could find out who killed her, wouldn't that be worth the risk? 412 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:30,298 - Have a nice evening. -Thank you. 413 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,707 Serena, hi. How are you? 414 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:38,743 - I talked to Dr. Wallace today. - Oh? 415 00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:41,684 Still no idea why the medication's not working. 416 00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,846 He said he's thinking of more tests. 417 00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:48,222 I said I'm thinking about getting a second opinion. 418 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:55,230 Rex, this might sound silly, but are people staring at us? 419 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:02,598 Yeah. What's going on? 420 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:07,008 Well, I could be wrong, but I suspect that Maisy Gibbons' client list 421 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,273 has been released. 422 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,545 You think they're laughing at us? 423 00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:20,954 No, I think they're laughing at you. I think they feel sorry for me, 424 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:24,426 - which is just as mortifying. - What are we gonna do? 425 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:28,091 We're gonna act like nothing is happening. 426 00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:30,292 And when we've finished eating, 427 00:29:30,368 --> 00:29:34,270 we'll walk out of here with all the dignity that we can muster. 428 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,270 Please. Let's go now. 429 00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:42,244 I refuse to give them this kind of satisfaction. Open your menu. 430 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:45,305 Everybody's staring. Bree, it's humiliating. 431 00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:49,114 Should've thought of that before you left a check on Maisy's nightstand. 432 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:51,485 All right. You stay here. I'm leaving. 433 00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:55,754 Rex! If you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream. 434 00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:59,285 - Bree... - I will scream about your cruelty, 435 00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:03,425 I will scream about your infidelity. And to make sure it really hurts, 436 00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:07,938 I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits. 437 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:12,738 You want to know what true humiliation is, you just take one step. 438 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:35,125 So, what are you having? The veal looks good. 439 00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:49,810 What are we looking for? An embroidered pillow that says 440 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,439 "I Killed Martha Huber"? 441 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,144 I don't know. Just something... suspicious. 442 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,285 Mmm. Smells expensive. 443 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:10,229 - Do you believe in evil, Edie? - Of course. I work in real estate. 444 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:16,035 I'm serious. There's something about this house that's so cold and creepy. 445 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:19,975 You couldn't tell when Mary Alice was alive. 446 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:23,639 She just brought so much warmth and light. 447 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,917 Now there's something... 448 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,750 I can just taste it. Can't you sense it? 449 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:35,589 The only thing I can sense is that you've had too much to drink. 450 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:41,189 Something happened in this house, so awful we can't even imagine it. 451 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:45,901 - Ow! Sonofabitch! - Are you OK? 452 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,900 I just stubbed my toe. 453 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:53,136 - Oh, my God! Angela. - Huh? 454 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:55,473 Mary Alice used to call herself Angela. 455 00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:56,705 What? 456 00:31:56,781 --> 00:32:00,273 It was on a tape Bree stole from her therapist's office. 457 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:03,115 It's a long story. We gotta pop this in. 458 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,559 - What was that? - I think it's Paul. 459 00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:13,996 - You said he was gonna be gone. - Well, I guess I was wrong. 460 00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:16,123 - Hurry! - I gotta get the tape. 461 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:17,892 Hide! 462 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,927 Oh, oh, oh! 463 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:47,254 - Paul. 464 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,494 Edie! God, you scared me. 465 00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:51,728 I'm sorry. 466 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:55,239 I see that you, uh, made it back from Mount Pleasant. 467 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,934 Yes. What... what are you doing here? 468 00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:01,809 I came by to bring you your key. I was just about to leave you a note. 469 00:33:01,879 --> 00:33:04,712 You're returning my key at 11.30 at night? 470 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:07,012 What the hell is going on here? 471 00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:11,283 You're right. We're too old to be playing games. 472 00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:12,583 What? 473 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:18,594 My note was gonna tell you that I, um... I... I wasn't kidding this afternoon. 474 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,564 I really would like to keep a key to your place. 475 00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:25,635 To use if the mood strikes me. 476 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,472 You've been drinking. 477 00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:32,202 Just enough to get up the courage to tell you how I feel about you. 478 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:09,637 OK, well, obviously you're uncomfortable about this. 479 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:13,615 So, I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you. Here... Here's your key. 480 00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:20,053 - I'll see you around. - Edie. Um, I'm not embarrassed. 481 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:23,821 - Huh? - If anything, I'm flattered. 482 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,831 Susan. 483 00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:32,664 Susan, talk to me. 484 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,638 Mike, I'm a little drunk and a little freaked out. 485 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,605 You haven't returned my messages. 486 00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:40,667 We're broken up. I thought I made that pretty clear. 487 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,213 - Can't we work this out? - You lied to me. 488 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:44,680 When did I lie to you? 489 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:48,776 The police showed me your rap sheet. You killed a man. 490 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:51,754 - You believe I'm a killer? - No. Of course not. 491 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,291 But I didn't believe Karl would cheat on me. 492 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:57,259 I didn't believe Mary Alice would kill herself. 493 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,522 Mike, blind faith is not my friend. 494 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:02,428 I was gonna tell you. There wasn't a right moment. 495 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:05,459 Now that's a lie. There were plenty of right moments. 496 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:08,061 When we went for pizza, you could've said, 497 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:10,232 "By the way, I once killed a man". 498 00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:13,310 Or when you said, "Let's jog", you could've said, 499 00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:15,606 "By the way, I killed a man". 500 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,342 At the movies, when the hero shot the bad guy, 501 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,907 you could've said "By the way, I did that once". 502 00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:23,010 You didn't. 503 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,351 Do you want to hear what happened? 504 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:29,551 It doesn't matter. I will never believe anything you say again. 505 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:47,406 Well, at the very least you can believe that. 506 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,965 - Occupied! - Carlos, I have to go. 507 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,930 You'll have to wait. 508 00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:11,864 It's my port-a-potty. 509 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:14,962 - What do you mean it's yours? - I'm the one who stole it. 510 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:18,531 Babe, I'm sorry. You're just gonna have to wait. 511 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:31,147 Thank you so much, Bree. Seeing your tile has helped me make my decision. 512 00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:34,385 Next time I remodel, I am using limestone. 513 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:37,427 Gabrielle, is everything OK? 514 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:40,027 Sure. Why? 515 00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:43,658 Well, it's just that you've been acting kinda odd lately. 516 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:46,328 In what way? 517 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:50,067 You keep coming up with excuses to use everyone's bathroom. 518 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:53,474 And then two days ago Mr. Cawley looked into your back yard 519 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:58,106 and saw you and Carlos doing your laundry in the Jacuzzi. 520 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:06,483 Well, uh... there's a simple explanation for that. I, um... 521 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:10,391 Are you and Carlos having some sort of money trouble? 522 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:14,921 - Gaby, it's OK if you are. - Is that so? 523 00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:17,729 Yes. And I'm a little insulted. 524 00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:23,297 I am a good friend. Why would you feel like you have to hide that from me? 525 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:30,540 Probably for the same reason you didn't tell me Rex was one of Maisy's clients. 526 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,947 That is obviously different. 527 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:36,953 Why? Because it happened to you? 528 00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:40,220 Bree, this is how I see it: 529 00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:43,954 Good friends support each other after they've been humiliated. 530 00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:47,964 Great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place. 531 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:57,100 Well, then, good luck on your remodel. 532 00:37:57,174 --> 00:38:00,632 And please tell Rex I said hello. 533 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:25,562 - Hey, Tammy. - Lynette! 534 00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:30,000 I see Topher's made a speedy recovery. 535 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:33,100 - Can we go play? - Yeah, sure, boys. Have fun. 536 00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:35,611 Let's go play in the bounce house. 537 00:38:38,115 --> 00:38:42,108 All right, you caught me. I lied. 538 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:46,555 But you have some nerve crashing a six-year-old's birthday party. 539 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:49,683 Just so you know, I got Topher a set of bongo drums. 540 00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:52,092 You'll love them as much as he will. 541 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,690 Charlie, come out. I don't want you playing with those Scavo boys. 542 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,462 Mona, please! I'm sure they're clean. 543 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:03,529 You are not ruining my party. 544 00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:10,380 Porter. Preston. OK, out, out, out. Come on. Porter. Preston. Let's go. 545 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:12,939 Not quite yet. Boys, keep bouncing. 546 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:15,018 That's right, keep bouncing. 547 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:20,615 Oh, by the way, I spoke to Nurse Abigail. I know who Patient Zero is. 548 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:24,553 All right, that's it, kids. Get out. 549 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,289 Out, out, out! Go! Go! 550 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,890 How could you do that? 551 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:33,232 Look, this party meant everything to Topher. 552 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:37,832 I couldn't risk people not showing up. I had to do something. 553 00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:40,900 And so you let my kids take the fall? 554 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:44,209 People were already suspicious. 555 00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:46,340 - Oh, please. - Yeah, it's true. 556 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:49,248 Your boys aren't the cleanest kids on the planet. 557 00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:56,920 - That was not a smart thing to say. - Where are you going? 558 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,929 I'm going to tell the truth to every mother out there. 559 00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:02,989 And then I'm gonna take back the bongos. 560 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:06,764 No, wait! OK, all right. Uh, look, I was wrong. I admit it. 561 00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:10,830 - I'm really sorry. - Too little, too late. 562 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,435 OK. I'II... I'll tell everyone that I was wrong. 563 00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:17,207 That your kids aren't the ones. 564 00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:19,874 Please. I'm begging you. 565 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:25,121 Well, why are you standing there? Get to it. 566 00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:40,236 - Bree, hi. - Hi. 567 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,168 What's up? 568 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:45,640 Well, um... I've been doing some thinking. 569 00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:49,371 Rex and I have been members of the Fairview Country Club for years 570 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:53,144 and lately it seems to have lost some of its exclusivity. 571 00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:56,209 And so, I've decided not to renew our membership. 572 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,779 I'd rather see the money go to someone I care about. 573 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,897 Oh, Bree, I... I can't take that. 574 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:14,369 Gaby, this is the way I see it. 575 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:17,737 Good friends offer to help in a crisis. 576 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:23,007 Great friends don't take no for an answer. 577 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:35,751 We're gonna pay you back every cent. I promise. 578 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,623 Take your time. 579 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:48,404 Yes, everyone loves a scandal, 580 00:41:48,472 --> 00:41:51,566 no matter how big or small. 581 00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:58,814 After all, what could be more entertaining 582 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:01,817 than watching the downfall of the high and mighty? 583 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:08,452 What could be more amusing 584 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:12,257 than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners? 585 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:18,464 Yes, everyone loves a scandal. 586 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:22,005 And if for some reason you're not enjoying the latest one... 587 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:29,902 well, the next one 588 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:33,074 is always around the corner.