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Previously on "desperate housewives"...

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the police dug up your father today.

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They think that somebody was poisoning him.

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Apparently, I'm a suspect.

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Bree felt threatened by the past.

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- Get the damn lawyer.
- Are you hitting on me?

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Gabrielle was threatened by seduction.

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Do you mean Julie?

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If I come back with you, then I can make it up to her.

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You should find your father first. Let me help.

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And while some threats...

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Were kept under control...

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let's get this over with.

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Some were left free to return.

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Since her first day on the job,

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it had been clear to Lynette Scavo

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that her new boss Nina was unusually tense.

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To help relieve her tension,

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Lynette tried giving her boss thoughtful gifts...

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a soothing wave machine...

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aromatherapy candles...

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even meditative chi balls.

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But nothing seemed to ease Nina's tension.

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"Distilled the old-fashioned way."

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You know, it actually hurts my teeth

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to say that out loud.

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You folks are going to toddle back to your little holes

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and you are gonna come up with a decent slogan

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or I will can all your asses the old-fashioned way.

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Until one day when it occurred to Lynette

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there was one form of relaxation

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she had yet to try.

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It's a gimlet. You'll love it.

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What exactly is your plan here,

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to get me all liquored up so I buy the revised pitch?

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Could we get a trough of these, please?

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I can't remember the last time I was in a bar.

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Must have been the last time I had a boyfriend,

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which was...

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oh, God, I'm a nun.

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So why don't you go out and get in the game?

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Believe it or not,

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when it comes to meeting men, I am... shy.

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Well, I'm not.

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So, uh...

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what about that guy over there?

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He's been checking you out since we walked in.

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He's cute.

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So go over there.

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No.

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Oh, for God's sakes.

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Where are you going? Lynette, sit...

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hey, stretch,

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see my friend over there?

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She thinks you're cute.

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Why don't you buy her a drink?

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Hey, everybody. Hi.

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Oh, it's a beautiful morning, isn't it?

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Thank you, sweetie.

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Oh, hey, Lynette, I read the new vodka proposal.

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Oh, you guys hit it out of the park.

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I love that color.

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Thanks. Hey, Nina.

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Yeah?

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And although it had come about in an unexpected manner...

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aren't those the same clothes
you were wearing last night in the bar?

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Yep.

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Nina's tension had finally been released...

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the old-fashioned way.

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Everyone in this world

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needs someone they can depend upon,

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be it a faithful companion,

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trusted confidant...

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or loyal friend.

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For Susan Mayer, that dependable someone

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was her book agent Lonny moon.

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It was Lonny

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who helped Susan promote her first children's book.

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It was Lonny who rushed Susan to the hospital

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the night Julie was born.

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It was Lonny who took Susan's mind

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off her painful divorce

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with a fun vacation.

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Yes, Lonny was Susan's rock.

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Sadly for Susan,

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her rock was about to crumble.

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For those of you just joining us,

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we have a new development in the Melanie foster case...

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Lonny, what are you doing here?
It's past noon.

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Which means it's now socially acceptable

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to begin drinking.

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I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

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I am so behind in my work.

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But I'm glad I came. This is fun.

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I've gotta be honest.

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I had an ulterior motive.

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I've decided to start my own agency.

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You're leaving muir and hunt?

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You helped build that place.

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I know, but I just feel it's time.

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And now the question is, will you come with me?

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Well... of course.

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Okay!

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To the future.

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I'll just call the agency,

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and I'll let them know I'm going with you.

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Oh, I don't think that's necessary.

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Really?

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Yeah, I think it might be rude not to.

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Lonny...

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what's going on?

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Okay.

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There's been some bad blood between me and the partners.

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Why?

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I got into this thing where I had to move

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a little client money around temporarily

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to cover some expenses.

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You had to "move money"? What does that mean?

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I took a little from here, and I moved it there.

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It was no big deal.

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Really?

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'Cause it sort of sounds like embezzlement.

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Why do people-keep using that word?!

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Who else is using that word?

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Nobody.

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The partners and their forensic accountant.

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Oh, my God.

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Lonny, did you "move"some of my money?

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Absolutely not.I swear!

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Susan, don't look at me that way.

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I know what I did was wrong,

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and I feel like a complete idiot for doing it,

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but please, please don't hate me.

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Well, I don't hate you.

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I couldn't hate you.You're my Lonny.

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So...

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will you still come with me?

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You know what?

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This is one of those times

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when you find out who your real friends are,

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so, yeah.

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Oh, thank you! Thank you!

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You are one special lady, Susan Mayer.

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Is that the baby's head?

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No, that's his foot.

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That looks like a head to me.

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Well, that settles it.

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When this baby's born,

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I'll be in charge of putting on the socks.

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You're glowing today, you know that?

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Pregnancy agrees with you.Yeah?

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Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea,

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it's quite the party.

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I wonder where David is. He should've been here by now.

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So this new lawyer's good?

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He's quite the shark.You're gonna love him.

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He hasn't lost a casein six years.

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He argued in front of the state supreme court,

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and he made our conjugal visit happen pretty damn fast.

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Well, hey, I'm a fan already.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Oh, David.

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Good to see you, Gaby. Carlos, I'm David.

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I don't think so.

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What the hell are you doing?

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That guy's not gonna be my lawyer.

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Find a new one.

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You haven't filed a single charge.

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Either determine a homicide or release the body.

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We've got a court order which says,

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until we're done with it, the corpse is ours.

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He is not a corpse.

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He is a man named Rex van de kamp.

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He was a loving husband, a devoted father
and a successful doctor.

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So successful, in fact, that he left me enough money

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to sue the city, this precinct

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and you two gentlemen personally

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just for the fun of it.

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Mrs. Van de kamp, we don't respond well to threats,

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so if I... release the body.

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What?

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The evidence we have is minimal at best.

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Mrs. Van de kamp was gracious enough

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to come down here and take that lie detector test.

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I think it's the least we can do for her.

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Thank you.

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So, uh, what will happen now?

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Obviously, we'll put Mr. Van de kamp back

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just like we found him.

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Yes, and I'm sure you will bury him

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with all the dignity of a dead hamster.

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No, I want Rex released to me

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and I will make all the arrangements.

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Fine.

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And, of course, you'll be paying all the costs.

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Of course.

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Detective barton,

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you are clearly a gentleman.

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People have gathered at attenborough high school,

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where Melanie attended...

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no, it's fine. I'll pick 'em upon my way home.

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Okay, so what do you want?

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Oh, Parker hates pepperoni.Um, how about sausage?

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Yeah, and a small cheese.

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Okay, perfect. Love you.

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Hey, you.

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Hey.

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You wanna hit O'Donnell's? I owe you a beer.

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Actually, I owe you so much more than that.

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You're welcome, but I really need to get home.

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Oh, come on. I had such a good time last night.

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Um, why don't you ask Trudy? She loves going out.

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Trudy? Are you kidding? I don't need the competition.

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Have you seen Trudy without her jacket? She's hot.

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Oh, is she now?

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Oh, I-I didn't mean that you're not... hot.

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I just... you're married.

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You know, you're off the market.

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I don't have to worry about fighting you for guys.

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Come on, Lynette.Just one quick little drink.

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I was actually starting to think

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that you and I were becoming pals.

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Pals? 'Cause sometimes it's hard to tell.

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You know, I wasn't feeling the love today

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when you mocked my campaign in front of the clients.

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That was just putting on a show for work.

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In the future, always assume that I am winking inside.

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Come on. I hate to go to a bar alone.

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I feel like such a loser.

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Okay. One drink.

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Yeah! One or two.

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No.

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Thank you so much for bringing my mail over.

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You know, I have some of yours in the kitchen.

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Well, that's the fourth time. What's up with this postman?

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Oh, I know. He used to be great.

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Then he had this stroke, and, well,

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now we're lucky if he doesn't drool on the coupons.

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But feel free to snoop around. I'll be right back.

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Now for those of you just joining us,

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families in Chicago breathed a sigh of relief today

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as an arrest was finally made in the brutal attack

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on local high school student Melanie foster.

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But word of the suspect's capture comes
as small comfort to the foster family...

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Betty?

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Who lost their 17-year-old daughter

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almost four months ago. Betty?

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The victim's body was discovered in a local park

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less than a mile from attenborough high.

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Did you see the news? They've arrested somebody.

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Yeah. Looks like we're in the clear.

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Well, I have some good news.

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The police have finally released Rex's body.

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About time. You must be so relieved.

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You know, mostly I'm just annoyed

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that the whole thing happened in the first place.

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I mean, how in the world could anybody accuse me of murder?

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Well, you are wound pretty tight.

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What? The supermom is always the first to snap.

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They've done studies.

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Anyway, I was hoping

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that you were all free Friday morning,

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because that's when I'm going to be hosting the reburial.

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The what?

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Look, I know it's an imposition,

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but Danielle is away on a class trip,

268
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,737
and Andrew is back at camp Hennessy

269
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,739
for a little refresher course.

270
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,741
Well, it's just gonna be

271
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,743
a very brief and dignified ceremony,

272
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,454
and I was hoping that you could say a few words,

273
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,498
and, um, I'm gonna read a poem.

274
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,086
We would love to come. Absolutely.

275
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,092
I'm busy. Sorry.

276
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:04,094
(Whispers) Edie!

277
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,346
(Whispers)she's going to read a poem.

278
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:11,018
Fine. Yes, yes, we'd all love to come.

279
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,146
Well, thank you.

280
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:18,734
You don't know how much this means to me.

281
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,737
I realize looking back that I was still in shock

282
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:24,281
during Rex's first funeral.

283
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:27,910
I don't think it had quite hit me yet what had happened,

284
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,913
so that's why this small ceremony means so much to me,

285
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,915
because I realize now that...

286
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:38,295
this is the last chance I'm gonna have to say good-bye.

287
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:46,470
Unless, of course, they dig him up again.

288
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,559
Sure, there was times when

289
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,853
Lisa was rude and obnoxious,

290
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,481
but I know now that that was no excuse

291
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,858
to always be beatin' on her.

292
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,445
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.

293
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,910
Good job, you two.

294
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:13,163
This is an example of how to use incarceration to your benefit.

295
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:16,208
It's a chance for people to take a step back

296
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,586
and observe the obstacles they face in their marriage.

297
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:22,589
Can I go now?'Cause I have a lot to say

298
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,092
about the obstacles I'm facing in my marriage.

299
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,094
We don't got any obstacles.

300
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,054
Yes, we do, lamar.We got big ones.

301
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,556
Okay, hold on, you two.

302
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,267
I think that it's Carlos and Gabrielle's turn.

303
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,269
Thanks, but we're good.

304
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,898
This is your third group session,

305
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,900
but you have yet to share anything.

306
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:46,446
Come on. Talk to us. How's your marriage?

307
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:50,242
Shaky at best. And why is that?

308
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,744
I don't know. I hired a brilliant lawyer

309
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,246
to get my husband out of this hellhole,

310
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,290
and he fired him for no reason at all.

311
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,667
Carlos?

312
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,419
I just didn't like him.

313
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,421
Why not? He's experienced, he's intelligent,

314
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,256
he's successful. Exactly.

315
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,633
I'd prefer an attorney you didn't find so damn appealing.

316
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,928
Oh, my God. You fired him because you're jealous?

317
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,306
Don't I have the right to?
You know, she cheated on me.

318
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:16,643
- oh, Bob, you beat your wife You are so not allowed to gasp.
- Don't you talk that way to him.

319
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,605
One more word out of you, Lisa, and I will backhand you myself.

320
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,482
Okay, calm down.
Thousands of fat, bald attorneys out there in the world,

321
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,735
and she's gotta get the one that looks like an underwear model.

322
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,695
I'm not discussing this anymore.

323
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,364
You can rot in here for all I care.

324
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:32,951
So, um...

325
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,953
Mona, what do you feel

326
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,955
are the biggest problems in your marriage?

327
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,874
By the way, he was wearing a suit.

328
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,542
How do you know he had a good body?

329
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,377
- Do you know?
- No!

330
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,129
I bet he's hot.

331
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,385
Do I need to say what our biggest problem is,

332
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,847
or can everybody figure it out for themselves?

333
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,853
Why are you reading that contract?

334
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,940
I told you. Lonny wants me to sign with this new agency.

335
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,441
But you didn't say

336
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,693
you were seriously thinking about going with him.

337
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,863
I know, I know.

338
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,365
Just Lonny's family.

339
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,784
You know, he's always been there for me.

340
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,286
He paid my rent when I was waiting

341
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,080
for my first royalty check.

342
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,873
He called me every day when Karl left.

343
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,542
I mean, I just owe him so much.

344
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,043
Susan, he committed a felony.

345
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,461
Okay, who in this room

346
00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:27,297
has not committed a felony? Raise your hand.

347
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,091
Ah-ah-ah, not so fast.

348
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,592
Your agent represents you.

349
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,427
You've gotta be able to trust him.

350
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,429
How is that gonna be possible now?

351
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:38,559
Well, it's possible because I have faith in people.

352
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,060
I mean, Lonny know she messed up,

353
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,020
and he's sorry.He's making restitution.

354
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,482
What, you don't believe people deserve second chances?

355
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,985
Not when they messed up this much, no.

356
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,321
Really? So that's it with you? You just get one shot,

357
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,824
and you screw up, and you're out?

358
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,993
I didn't know you were such a cynic.

359
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,036
Hey, I'm sorry, all right?

360
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,289
I guess it's just the way I'm wired.

361
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,792
I got a job over in greenwood,

362
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:07,004
so I'll call you later tonight.

363
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,972
You okay?

364
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:20,392
Julie...

365
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:25,397
I did something bad, something really, really bad.

366
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,485
Aren't you gonna ask me what it was?

367
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,030
Do I ever have to?

368
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,782
Last week when Mike and I went to the park

369
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,785
searching for Zach,

370
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,204
I sort of found him.

371
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,538
No!

372
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,541
Yes, and I gave him money and I sent him away,

373
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,460
and I didn't tell Mike.

374
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,129
Holy crap. What are you gonna do?

375
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,965
I don't know. What would you do if this happened to you?

376
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,967
See, this would never happen to me.

377
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,969
This kind of thing only happens to you.

378
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,430
Will you stop judging and help me?

379
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,599
Well, obviously, you're gonna have to tell him.

380
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,434
Well, I can't do that.

381
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,436
You heard what he said about his wiring.
I betrayed him.

382
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,897
He'll never forgive me. Okay. Don't tell him.

383
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,941
Well, how can I not? I feel so guilty,

384
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,110
I can barely look him in the eye when he talks about Zach.

385
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,446
So where do you think Zach went?

386
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,658
Utah.

387
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,788
Oh, lord. Why did I do this?

388
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:25,582
I have a feeling you did it for me.

389
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,898
Hey, girl. I hope you are in the mood for margaritas

390
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:53,235
'cause it is salsa night at O'Donnell's.

391
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,572
Oh, fun. But I can't go tonight because I promised the twins

392
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,949
that I would help them finish their science project.

393
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:03,120
Lynette, if the late hours

394
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,455
are going to be an issue for you,

395
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,457
we probably should talk about finding you

396
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,127
a less demanding account.

397
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,129
You're gonna take me off kamarov

398
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:14,214
because I won't go drinking with you?

399
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,216
No. Oh, God, no.

400
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,886
Honey, I get it. You have a family.

401
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,929
Home has to come first for you.

402
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,139
Thank you.

403
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:24,308
I mean, for me, the client comes first.

404
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,768
Me being a perfectionist is my own neurotic issue,

405
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,646
and I know that I really need to work on that.

406
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,648
But trust me, I will never sleep again

407
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,859
if this campaign gets mucked up.

408
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:36,904
I'll figure something out.You go home. Have a good night.

409
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:40,449
Nina?

410
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,326
Yeah.

411
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,454
I can handle the extra hours.

412
00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:47,998
Oh, Lynette. You sure?

413
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,291
Yeah.

414
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,502
I'll get my coat.

415
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:56,507
Wow, this place is rowdy after happy hour, huh?

416
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:59,301
Yeah.

417
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,762
Hey... look at that guy right there.

418
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,764
The end of the bar.

419
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,766
The shoulders with the tan jacket.

420
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,434
Yeah.

421
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,436
Go get him for me.

422
00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:43,345
Hey there.

423
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:57,401
So they're going on about Melanie foster on the news.

424
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:01,905
It's time we talked about her, Caleb.

425
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,285
Until you start accepting responsibility

426
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,786
for what happened,

427
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:11,665
you know I can't let you out of here.

428
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,009
What the hell is this?! Mom!

429
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,804
Where are you?!

430
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,390
I'll be right back.

431
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,642
And I will expect you to answer me.

432
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,144
Where are you?!

433
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:35,606
I'm coming! Coming.

434
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,114
What were you gonna do with this?
Don't.

435
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,116
"I know who really killed Melanie foster.

436
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,784
"You've arrested the wrong man"?

437
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,286
What are you thinking?

438
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:51,038
The police need to know the truth.

439
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,873
The hell they do! This is our chance.

440
00:22:52,915 --> 00:22:54,958
We are good people.

441
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:58,045
We can't let an innocent man go to jail.

442
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,963
Okay, you wanna do the right thing?

443
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,965
Well, then call 9-1-1and tell 'em

444
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,967
you got a killer locked up in the basement.

445
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,969
He is not a killer. He was confused.

446
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,971
He didn't know what he was doing.

447
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,390
He knows a lot more than you give him credit for.

448
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,975
I'm mailing the letter.

449
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,644
Do you realize what's gonna happen?

450
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:17,523
Mom, are you thinking it through?

451
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,149
I'm mailing the letter.

452
00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:22,444
If you do, you'd better hope to God they don't find us.

453
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,284
'Cause they're not gonna care how slow Caleb is.

454
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:32,079
They'll just execute him.

455
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,774
Lonny?

456
00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:03,193
Are you here? It's Susan.

457
00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:05,445
Lonny?

458
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,697
Susan?

459
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,574
What are you doing here?

460
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,243
Well, I just came over to give you the contracts.

461
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:12,744
Your door was open.

462
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:15,372
Oh. Great.

463
00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:17,374
Sorry this place is such a mess.

464
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:21,795
I've been working here till we get the new offices painted.

465
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,797
Wait till you see them.

466
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:26,300
They're gonna be really beautiful.

467
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,344
Where's Jeannie?

468
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,346
She's with the kids up in Minnesota

469
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:32,848
visiting her mom.

470
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:35,392
They love it up there.

471
00:24:35,434 --> 00:24:38,312
Keep changing the date on dear old dad.

472
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,860
There's no electricity.

473
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:46,445
There isn't?

474
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:49,615
Oh, I'm such a dummy.

475
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,949
I've been...

476
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,451
I've been so swamped,

477
00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:55,621
I must have forgotten to pay the electric bill.

478
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,706
Lonny...

479
00:24:57,748 --> 00:25:01,293
how much financial trouble are you really in?

480
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,172
I'm fine.

481
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,634
You know what it is?

482
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:10,886
I had to pay all those people back at the same time...

483
00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:12,387
restitution plus interest.

484
00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:14,765
It's not something I'd recommend.

485
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:16,725
It sucks you dry.

486
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,769
I've gonna ask you a question,

487
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:21,605
and I want you to tell me the truth.

488
00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:23,774
Did you steal from me?

489
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,484
Absolutely not.

490
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:29,112
Please don't lie.Just tell me.

491
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:31,114
Is that what you want to hear?

492
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:35,410
Do I have to say it so that we can move on?

493
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,873
Fine. I did it.

494
00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:42,543
But yours was the first money I paid back,

495
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,545
so the slate's been wiped clean.

496
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,797
Let's just move past it.

497
00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:49,800
Suze?

498
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,970
I'm sorry. I just can't trust you anymore.

499
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,763
Yes, you can! No, I can't.

500
00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:56,139
You can.Can't.

501
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:57,891
Give me the contract!

502
00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:00,477
No!

503
00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:04,022
Okay, okay, fine.

504
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,817
Aah! What are you doing?!

505
00:26:06,817 --> 00:26:09,987
Are you trying to take me down with you?!

506
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,489
I am not going down!

507
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:14,950
My life is great!

508
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,286
I have never been happier,

509
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:19,496
and I've never been thinner!

510
00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:22,624
Get off me, you Amazon!

511
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,638
What are you doing here?

512
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,017
You left me a message.You said you wanted to talk.

513
00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:43,145
Yeah, I thought you'd schedule an appointment later.

514
00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:45,981
Right now I'm sort of disgusting and sweaty.

515
00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:49,443
I'm a criminal lawyer. I've seen worse.

516
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,413
So did you find a new lawyer for Mr. Charming?

517
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:03,415
I don't want a new lawyer. I want you.

518
00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:06,335
So does Carlos. He just doesn't realize it yet.

519
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:10,255
A 1988 romanée-Conti la tche. I'm impressed.

520
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,425
Look, to be honest, Carlos is a little threatened by you.

521
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,928
He thinks if we spend too much time together,

522
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,805
that something...might happen.

523
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,642
Somebody's got an active imagination.

524
00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,727
Corkscrew?

525
00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:26,146
David, we're not hereto drink wine, okay?

526
00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:27,648
This is business.

527
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:32,361
Now you have to convince Carlos that he can trust you.

528
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:34,696
How am I gonna do that?

529
00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:39,660
I don't know. Tell him you're happily married or... or gay.

530
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:43,664
Yeah, right.
You're a lawyer. You lie to juries all the time.

531
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,416
Can't you just make something up?
I'm past the point in my career

532
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,919
where I have to beg for work. I'm sorry.

533
00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:52,422
Okay, David, I'm holding my marriage together
by my fingernails.

534
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:53,924
If Carlos serves his full sentence,

535
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:57,344
I don't think we're gonna make it, so please, I need you.

536
00:27:57,386 --> 00:28:02,516
I'll say this much for Carlos. He's got excellent taste...

537
00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:06,895
in wine. Montrachet. It's good stuff.

538
00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:09,481
Are you gonna help me or not?

539
00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:12,693
We'll go see Carlos tomorrow. I'll turn him around for you.

540
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,320
Really? What are you gonna say?

541
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,657
Play it by ear. I don't wanna sound too over-rehearsed.

542
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,244
Hey, that's my wine.

543
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:25,164
Deduct it from my bill.

544
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:31,378
It all started with bad real estate investments.

545
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,797
You should have just come clean.

546
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:38,510
Yeah, well, you tell one lie, the second one comes easy.

547
00:28:38,552 --> 00:28:41,763
Then you're making up new lies to cover up the old ones.

548
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:45,142
Pretty soon, you can't turn back, you know?

549
00:28:45,184 --> 00:28:46,894
I do.

550
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:51,190
When Jeannie finally caught on, she took the kids.

551
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,525
She took the furniture.

552
00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:57,404
The bank locked me out of my own house.

553
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:04,828
That's why I can't lose you as a client.

554
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:08,373
Well, I'm sorry, but you have.

555
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,875
I don't blame you.

556
00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:13,170
You'll never lose my friendship, though.

557
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:14,922
I mean that.

558
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:15,923
Really?

559
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:18,800
Of course. You're my Lonny.

560
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,929
And you're my susie.

561
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,349
You're my susie.

562
00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:32,397
Oh! What the hell is wrong with you?!

563
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,899
I'm your Lonny.That's what you said.

564
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:36,443
Not like that.
But I thought...

565
00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:38,654
I mean, there's always been this magnetism.

566
00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:41,740
No, there has not been, and there never will be!

567
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,867
Oh, my God!

568
00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:46,578
But I was just coming clean!

569
00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:52,876
Hey, Morgan!

570
00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:54,878
Got a letter from some guy

571
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,964
claiming he attacked Melanie foster.

572
00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:58,966
You ran me down for that?

573
00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,176
I got dozens of kooks coming out of the woodwork,

574
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:03,178
all saying we arrested the wrong guy.

575
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:05,305
This one knows about the ax.

576
00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,618
Here you go, Mrs. Van de kamp.

577
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,620
Thank you.The hearse is right outside,

578
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:31,331
so if you'll just follow me...

579
00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:34,001
oh, shoot. There's a form I need you to sign.
I think I left it back in the office.

580
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:36,003
That's all right.

581
00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:38,630
I'll wait. Okay.

582
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:46,889
I'm here, sweetheart,

583
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,433
and I'm gonna take care of everything.

584
00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:51,393
But you knew that, didn't you?

585
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:55,105
You've always known that you can count on me.

586
00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:56,607
Mrs. Van de kamp.

587
00:30:56,648 --> 00:30:59,526
Detective barton, what are you doing here?

588
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:02,446
Oh, just taking care of some business.

589
00:31:02,488 --> 00:31:04,114
Is this...

590
00:31:04,156 --> 00:31:07,743
yes. This is Rex.

591
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:11,205
I-I wanna thank you again for what you did.

592
00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:14,416
It was so refreshing to be treated with kindness

593
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:17,461
after weeks of just ludicrous accusations.

594
00:31:17,503 --> 00:31:20,589
The doctor doesn't think they're ludicrous.

595
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:22,591
Well, I know, but Rex died in his care.

596
00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:25,302
I mean, of course he'd like to blame someone else.

597
00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:26,720
But the tests he did, uh...

598
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:28,722
oh, please don't talk to me about tests.

599
00:31:28,764 --> 00:31:30,224
Rex was not poisoned,

600
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:32,726
and no one I know believes that he was.

601
00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:34,478
Rex did.

602
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,313
What?

603
00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:38,815
Well, the doctor told Rex he was being poisoned,

604
00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:40,359
and Rex believed him.

605
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,194
How would you know that?

606
00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:53,914
Where did you get this?

607
00:31:53,956 --> 00:31:56,250
We found that in Rex's bed after he died.

608
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,460
That is his handwriting, isn't it?

609
00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:10,097
You know what I think?

610
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:15,561
Rex felt guilty for the way he treated you.

611
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:19,398
The adultery, the public humiliations.

612
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:23,026
That's why he forgave you.He understood why you did it.

613
00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:26,446
How could he have believed this?

614
00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:28,407
Look, my wife cheated on me, too.

615
00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:32,244
I know how much it hurts.

616
00:32:32,286 --> 00:32:35,080
And so will a judge.

617
00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:38,917
Everyone understands crimes of passion.

618
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:42,087
But every day that you stonewall

619
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:44,089
makes you look more and more

620
00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:47,301
like a cold, calculating killer.

621
00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:50,512
We both know that's not you.

622
00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:54,474
But I can't help you unless you start telling the truth.

623
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:07,779
I'm sorry, but I-I, um, I have to go.

624
00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:11,033
I have some things that I need to take care of.

625
00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:19,917
Bree, it is obvious your husband loved you very much.

626
00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:22,503
Don't you think you owe to him to admit the truth?

627
00:33:22,544 --> 00:33:24,755
Detective, I know exactly what my husband deserves.

628
00:33:24,796 --> 00:33:26,798
Now would you be a dear?

629
00:33:31,386 --> 00:33:33,722
Thank you.

630
00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:51,156
What's he doing here?

631
00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:54,618
I have a pitch for you.

632
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:56,829
I wanna explain to you

633
00:33:56,870 --> 00:34:00,165
why I think it's in your best interest for you to allow me
to represent you.

634
00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:03,001
Oh, for Pete's sake, Carlos, at least listen to the man.

635
00:34:05,254 --> 00:34:08,215
I guess it beats sitting in my cell.

636
00:34:09,258 --> 00:34:13,387
Now I don't think you have a problem with me as a lawyer.

637
00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:14,596
Clearly, I'm the real deal.

638
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,015
I sense your problem with me is more personal.

639
00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:18,684
You sense right.

640
00:34:18,851 --> 00:34:22,020
You wanna know if I'm interested in sleeping with your wife.

641
00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:26,817
And the answer is yes.

642
00:34:32,156 --> 00:34:34,366
He... Carlos, he's kidding.

643
00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:37,369
Tell him you're kidding.

644
00:34:37,369 --> 00:34:39,037
Shut it.

645
00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:40,706
Now clearly,

646
00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:44,376
Gabrielle's willful, self-centered and manipulative.

647
00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:47,671
She's also beautiful enough to be worth the trouble.

648
00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,882
So the minute we leave this room,

649
00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:50,883
I'm going to aggressively pursue her,

650
00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:52,801
and when I succeed, which I will,

651
00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:55,012
we're gonna fly to my chateau in chamonix
and have dinner in a local bistro.

652
00:34:55,012 --> 00:34:56,889
They make the best raclette in all of Europe.

653
00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:59,892
We'll make love by the fire and afterward

654
00:35:01,226 --> 00:35:03,312
do a little midnight skiing. You ski, don't you?

655
00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:06,315
You're athletic. You'll learn.

656
00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:10,527
Anyway, all of this only happens if you fire me.

657
00:35:10,569 --> 00:35:13,572
If you keep me on as your lawyer,
your wife's off-limits.

658
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:18,535
I'd get disbarred for sleeping with a client's wife,
and nobody's worth that, not even her.

659
00:35:19,495 --> 00:35:21,622
So that's my pitch.

660
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:23,665
I'll let you think about it.

661
00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:30,631
Honey, I am so sorry.

662
00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:32,883
Honestly, that guy's insane.

663
00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:36,220
Boy, you just can't wait, can you?

664
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:37,679
What?

665
00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:41,391
He's my lawyer. But, Carlos...

666
00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:44,686
and that's all there is to it.

667
00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:54,571
How about a dance?

668
00:35:54,613 --> 00:35:56,073
How about it? Yes.

669
00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:59,368
Well, you guys have fun.

670
00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:01,119
This is the fifth night in a row

671
00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:03,622
I haven't been home to tuck in my kids,

672
00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:05,082
so I'm gonna go.

673
00:36:05,123 --> 00:36:07,000
No. You're gonna stay put.It is Friday night,

674
00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,711
and you have all weekend to play with your kids.

675
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:11,255
Watch my purse.

676
00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:26,728
Hey.

677
00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:28,480
I'm Chuck.

678
00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:31,233
Chuck, I'm gonna stop you right there.

679
00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:32,734
Happily married.

680
00:36:32,734 --> 00:36:34,945
Well...

681
00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:39,449
looks like we have got something in common.

682
00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:44,705
Chuck?

683
00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:46,748
Get your hand off my thigh.

684
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:51,211
No, not up my thigh.Off it.

685
00:36:51,253 --> 00:36:53,922
Come on! What's the matter with you?

686
00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:56,216
I'm not available.And I'm not that easy!

687
00:36:56,258 --> 00:36:58,844
Well, what are you doing ina pick-up bar at 10:30 at night?

688
00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:02,222
Well, I don't usually do this.

689
00:37:02,264 --> 00:37:04,224
Oh, come on, honey, who are you kidding?

690
00:37:04,266 --> 00:37:07,019
I've seen you here every night this week. You're a regular.

691
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:09,938
At that moment it occurred to Lynette

692
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:11,732
that Chuck, though inebriated,

693
00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,233
had a valid point.

694
00:37:13,275 --> 00:37:15,819
The time had come to declare

695
00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:17,946
a war of independence.

696
00:37:17,988 --> 00:37:20,407
And the surest path to victory

697
00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:22,576
would require an aggressive campaign

698
00:37:22,618 --> 00:37:28,290
of shock...
and awe.

699
00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:34,565
It's crazy here tonight.

700
00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:36,066
Don't you want to dance?

701
00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:40,571
No, thanks. I think I'll sit this one out.

702
00:38:40,612 --> 00:38:42,739
Lynette savored her victory

703
00:38:42,781 --> 00:38:45,701
confident that she would never again

704
00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:48,495
have to engage her opponent on this particular battlefield.

705
00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:50,497
Ooh! I love this song.

706
00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:52,916
Here, hold my purse.

707
00:39:05,971 --> 00:39:08,807
Bree, where have you been? We were starting to get worried.

708
00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:10,058
Oh, I'm sorry.

709
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:12,060
I was just attending to some last minute details.

710
00:39:12,102 --> 00:39:14,563
Right this way.Where are we going?

711
00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:16,565
To Rex's gravesite.

712
00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:18,567
Well, I thought that this was his gravesite.

713
00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:20,068
I'm changing it. Why?

714
00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:22,070
Well, he did something to upset me, and I want him gone.

715
00:39:22,112 --> 00:39:23,739
What did he do?

716
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:25,407
You know, it's so unpleasant. I'd rather not get into it.

717
00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:28,494
Have you seen these gravestones? Some are from the 1800s.

718
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,245
Just fascinating.

719
00:39:30,287 --> 00:39:32,247
Bree, wait, you're gonna have to explain.

720
00:39:32,289 --> 00:39:34,917
Rex is dead. What could he have done to upset you?

721
00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:42,674
My husband, the man I spent my life with for 18 years,

722
00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:44,760
died thinking that I murdered him.

723
00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:46,345
What?

724
00:39:46,345 --> 00:39:48,555
Yes, the cardiologist shared this moronic theory with Rex.

725
00:39:48,597 --> 00:39:50,474
And Rex believed him!

726
00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:51,934
Are you sure?

727
00:39:51,975 --> 00:39:54,937
Yes, because he left a note and it said, and I quote,

728
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:58,941
"Bree, I understand. And I forgive you."

729
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:05,155
I spent 18 years of my life with this man.

730
00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:07,157
How could he not know me?

731
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:10,118
Well, maybe he was forgiving you for something else.

732
00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:18,001
I have done nothing to be forgiven for!

733
00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:21,421
I was a fantastic wife!

734
00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:22,840
When he was sick, I nursed him.

735
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,967
When we were low on money, I stayed within a budget.

736
00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:27,427
I cooked his meals.I mended his clothes.

737
00:40:27,469 --> 00:40:30,013
For the love of God, I used to check his back for acne.

738
00:40:31,557 --> 00:40:34,977
And that miserable son of a bitch

739
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:37,980
has the nerve to understand and forgive me?

740
00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,982
Well, the joke's on him,

741
00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:42,901
because I do not understand, and I do not forgive.

742
00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:50,576
Hi. We're... we're just going to a funeral.

743
00:40:51,869 --> 00:40:54,037
Right this way.

744
00:41:05,132 --> 00:41:06,466
Honey, I know you're hurt, but are you sure

745
00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:09,219
you're not gonna change your mind?

746
00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:11,847
I mean, there's no turning back after this.

747
00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:14,683
If you think I'm gonna lay next to someone for eternity

748
00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:15,976
who thinks I'm a murderer, you're crazy.

749
00:41:16,018 --> 00:41:21,648
As far as I'm concerned,
let him decompose with strangers.

750
00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:41,877
Everyone in the world needs someone they can depend on,

751
00:41:41,919 --> 00:41:46,465
be they faithful friends,

752
00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:49,343
determined advocates...

753
00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:57,184
or a loving family.

754
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:59,478
But occasionally in life,

755
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,941
the people we thought would always be there for us leave.

756
00:42:06,777 --> 00:42:08,946
And if that happens,

757
00:42:10,489 --> 00:42:12,950
it's amazing the lengths we'll go to...

758
00:42:13,992 --> 00:42:15,953
to get them back.