1 00:00:02,895 --> 00:00:04,938 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:05,022 --> 00:00:08,776 I'm gonna die, and I'd like to know what happened to my daughter before I do. 3 00:00:08,859 --> 00:00:12,029 When it comes to Wisteria Lane, there are old crimes... 4 00:00:15,239 --> 00:00:17,450 - [grunts] ...new crimes... 5 00:00:17,575 --> 00:00:20,119 As soon as it gets dark, we get rid of that body. 6 00:00:20,203 --> 00:00:24,415 ...and crimes that are happening... - [tyres screeching, crashing] 7 00:00:24,499 --> 00:00:26,709 ... right under everyone's nose. 8 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:28,961 I'm thinking it's the Applewhites. 9 00:00:33,091 --> 00:00:37,136 [Mary Alice] Jim Halverson was aware that he had little to offer a woman. 10 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:40,639 He was neither rich, nor smart, nor handsome. 11 00:00:40,722 --> 00:00:42,516 Are you Jim? I'm Susan Mayer. 12 00:00:42,599 --> 00:00:43,600 Oh. 13 00:00:43,725 --> 00:00:47,479 So when his friends set him up on a blind date with a beautiful stranger... 14 00:00:47,562 --> 00:00:50,816 Wow. You're so much hotter than Nikki said you'd be. 15 00:00:50,899 --> 00:00:52,150 How old are you? 16 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:54,361 How old do you think I am? 17 00:00:54,486 --> 00:00:57,447 ... Jim made the tragic decision to try to be funny. 18 00:00:57,531 --> 00:00:59,491 Not a day over 50. [laughs] 19 00:01:01,118 --> 00:01:02,535 Why don't we get our table? 20 00:01:02,618 --> 00:01:06,122 [stutters] See, that was funny because you're so obviously not 50. 21 00:01:06,205 --> 00:01:08,249 That's why I said 50 because it's absurd. 22 00:01:08,374 --> 00:01:10,167 Jim did everything he could 23 00:01:10,292 --> 00:01:12,086 to get Susan Mayer to laugh. 24 00:01:12,211 --> 00:01:14,004 He tried racial humour. 25 00:01:14,088 --> 00:01:16,632 So guess what time Chinese people go to the dentist? 26 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,886 Two-thirty. It's... [laughs] 27 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:24,807 Get it? Tooth hurt-y? "Tooth hurt-y!" [laughs] 28 00:01:25,599 --> 00:01:26,599 I love that. 29 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:29,018 He tried to be engagingly risqué. 30 00:01:29,102 --> 00:01:33,022 Rectum? Damn near killed him! [laughs] It's... 31 00:01:33,982 --> 00:01:36,109 Uh, you know what a rectum is, right? 32 00:01:36,234 --> 00:01:38,903 [coughs] 33 00:01:38,987 --> 00:01:41,906 He even tried gentle teasing. 34 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:45,159 [stammering] No, you see, by comparing you to a Nazi, 35 00:01:45,285 --> 00:01:48,288 I was making the point that you're so not a Nazi. 36 00:01:48,413 --> 00:01:51,498 And just when Jim thought the date couldn't get any worse... 37 00:01:52,249 --> 00:01:56,795 Oh! Ow! Oh! [sighs] 38 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,881 ... it did. 39 00:01:58,964 --> 00:02:01,174 OK, Jim. I need you to look up... 40 00:02:02,092 --> 00:02:03,468 ...and down. 41 00:02:03,552 --> 00:02:05,679 All right. So how did this happen? 42 00:02:05,804 --> 00:02:06,889 It was an accident. 43 00:02:07,014 --> 00:02:08,432 Oh, I don't know about that. 44 00:02:08,515 --> 00:02:11,518 In some cultures head-butting is a mating ritual. [laughs] 45 00:02:11,643 --> 00:02:12,978 Yeah. 46 00:02:13,061 --> 00:02:16,063 Dr McCready, can I talk to you about my head? 47 00:02:16,188 --> 00:02:19,358 Away from... the draught? 48 00:02:19,442 --> 00:02:22,403 Yeah. Call me Dr Ron. Everyone does. 49 00:02:22,486 --> 00:02:24,030 Uh, Dr Ron, 50 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,950 Pretend there's something wrong and admit me. 51 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:30,578 - I'm sorry? - It's the worst date of my life. 52 00:02:30,661 --> 00:02:33,998 That man is the most obnoxious, offensive, human being. 53 00:02:34,081 --> 00:02:35,875 You're looking at me like I'm crazy. 54 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:39,127 I will be if I spend one more second with him, so you gotta help me. 55 00:02:39,252 --> 00:02:41,379 It's my mental health. My mental health. 56 00:02:41,463 --> 00:02:43,089 You took an oath. 57 00:02:44,049 --> 00:02:45,925 Could you let go of my lapel, please? 58 00:02:46,885 --> 00:02:49,346 Oh, sorry. 59 00:02:49,471 --> 00:02:52,140 Um, listen, I'm sorry your date's not going well, 60 00:02:52,223 --> 00:02:54,100 but I can't admit you, Susan. 61 00:02:55,268 --> 00:02:56,603 Right, right. 62 00:02:58,855 --> 00:03:01,565 Jim, let's... let's take a look at those reflexes. 63 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,692 Hey, I got a joke for you, doctor. 64 00:03:03,776 --> 00:03:06,862 What's the medical term for the circumcision of a rabbit? 65 00:03:08,113 --> 00:03:09,365 Hare-cut. 66 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,741 [laughs] That's... 67 00:03:12,076 --> 00:03:13,869 I don't... I always... 68 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,914 I'm gonna need to keep you here for a while, run some tests. 69 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:19,750 - Really? I... - I'm still worried about that bump. 70 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,877 - Oh! Ow! No! - That's still... 71 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,796 And, Susan, you're good to go. 72 00:03:24,879 --> 00:03:27,507 [Mary Alice] And though it only lasted a moment, 73 00:03:27,590 --> 00:03:33,012 Jim caught the look that passed between his date and his doctor. 74 00:03:33,096 --> 00:03:35,139 Thank you so much, Dr Ron. 75 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:37,892 And he suddenly got the feeling... 76 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:41,396 ... the joke was on him. 77 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:29,900 [Mary Alice] The annual blood drive was a tradition on Wisteria Lane. 78 00:04:29,984 --> 00:04:34,363 Most residents came to help promote health and well-being. 79 00:04:34,488 --> 00:04:38,324 But my friends turned up for a different reason. 80 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:41,870 They were growing increasingly concerned that their street 81 00:04:41,953 --> 00:04:45,874 was infected with a dangerous kind of sickness. 82 00:04:45,999 --> 00:04:49,586 And they came to consult with one another about a possible cure. 83 00:04:50,461 --> 00:04:52,755 Oh, great. She caught me staring. 84 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,049 Have you noticed how friendly Betty's been 85 00:04:55,175 --> 00:04:57,552 since that body was found in front of her house? 86 00:04:57,635 --> 00:05:00,971 - I don't trust friendly women. - They don't trust you either. 87 00:05:01,096 --> 00:05:04,433 I just know those two have something to do with that dead body. 88 00:05:04,516 --> 00:05:05,893 Do we even know who he is? 89 00:05:05,976 --> 00:05:09,146 Well, the paper said the police are withholding the details. 90 00:05:09,271 --> 00:05:12,774 Call in a favour from your detective pal. Have him poke around. 91 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:16,486 Great idea. You could have him do a background check on the Applewhites. 92 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:18,030 I don't think I can do that. 93 00:05:18,113 --> 00:05:20,157 Why not? You said he was nice. 94 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,075 Well, once he stopped suspecting me of murdering Rex, 95 00:05:23,159 --> 00:05:26,162 he was delightful, but, um, I-I don't really know him. 96 00:05:26,287 --> 00:05:28,664 Somebody has to do something. I'm losing sleep. 97 00:05:28,789 --> 00:05:30,291 Betty! Matthew. 98 00:05:30,374 --> 00:05:31,918 Hello, everybody. 99 00:05:32,835 --> 00:05:36,172 Susan, a little birdie told me you're having a birthday soon. 100 00:05:36,297 --> 00:05:38,090 We should all go out and celebrate. 101 00:05:38,174 --> 00:05:39,550 Super. 102 00:05:39,634 --> 00:05:40,885 Sounds like a plan. 103 00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:42,261 Count me in. 104 00:05:42,345 --> 00:05:46,015 - [Bree] Bye. - [Lynette] See ya. 105 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:48,642 Why are you everybody's best friend all of a sudden? 106 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:51,436 If there was ever a time to be neighbourly, this is it. 107 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,146 We're idiots for staying here. 108 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:56,316 We should've hit the road as soon as they found Monroe's body. 109 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:59,152 How do we know he didn't tell Foster where we're hiding? 110 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,780 Because if he had, Foster would've shown up by now. 111 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:03,823 If we take off, what are we gonna live on? 112 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:06,242 I have all of our money tied up in this house. 113 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:08,787 - So why not just sell it? - Patience, Matthew. 114 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:11,872 If we take off right away, it'll look suspicious. 115 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,500 Now, what we need is a story. 116 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,919 A reason for us to move. 117 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,633 Look at this. AB-negative. 118 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:25,386 Yeah. It's the rarest of all blood types. 119 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,763 There must be something in the water. 120 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,473 You're my second AB-negative. 121 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,225 - Seriously? - Yeah. 122 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,810 Uh, who was it? 123 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:34,686 That guy. 124 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,950 Hi, Bree. 125 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,034 Oh, hi. 126 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,621 I just wanted to thank you for your advice on my azaleas. 127 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:55,039 They're just thriving. 128 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,083 Oh, it was no trouble at all. 129 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,001 It's such a shame I may not be around to enjoy them. 130 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:03,296 Well, my mother has taken ill, 131 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:06,007 and Matthew and I, we'll probably go and visit her. 132 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:09,928 We may even be moving. We just don't know yet. 133 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:13,014 Oh. Well, where does she live? 134 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:14,808 Oh, back in Chicago. 135 00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:17,310 Is it serious? 136 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:19,980 I... I don't know yet. 137 00:07:21,689 --> 00:07:24,316 Well, obviously, I'll be speaking with her doctor. 138 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,653 Oh, Betty, if there's anything I can do, anything at all... 139 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:32,241 Thank you. You've already done so much. 140 00:07:32,366 --> 00:07:33,993 Bye. 141 00:07:40,666 --> 00:07:42,376 Ah... Oh! 142 00:07:43,335 --> 00:07:46,588 Dr Ron called. He needs to see you for a follow-up appointment. 143 00:07:46,671 --> 00:07:48,715 He needs to see me, or he wants to see me? 144 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,134 [laughing] Jeez, Mom, how cute is this guy? 145 00:07:51,259 --> 00:07:54,429 Oh, he could be cuter... but I don't know how. [laughs] 146 00:07:54,512 --> 00:07:56,472 So ask him out. 147 00:07:56,556 --> 00:07:58,516 Oh, no, I can't do that. 148 00:07:58,641 --> 00:08:01,311 Mom, he's a cute surgeon. What the problem? 149 00:08:01,394 --> 00:08:02,478 He's young. 150 00:08:03,521 --> 00:08:05,231 - Young? - Younger than me. 151 00:08:06,107 --> 00:08:07,901 How much younger? 152 00:08:08,026 --> 00:08:11,028 Let's just say, if I was a senior in high school, I'd be saying, 153 00:08:11,153 --> 00:08:13,030 "Wow, you're a hot fifth grader!" 154 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:16,283 [scoffs] Of course it's gonna sound gross if you say it that way. 155 00:08:16,366 --> 00:08:18,660 But you're both adults, so why not ask him out? 156 00:08:18,785 --> 00:08:21,872 Because the conversation could go something like this: 157 00:08:21,955 --> 00:08:23,999 "Dr Ron, I think you're hot." 158 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:28,211 "Oh, thank you, ma'am. I think it's time we talk about your hip replacement." 159 00:08:29,338 --> 00:08:31,632 Mom, you're hot 160 00:08:31,757 --> 00:08:33,799 and... funny and nice 161 00:08:33,925 --> 00:08:35,551 and clearly desperate, 162 00:08:35,635 --> 00:08:37,053 and guys are into that. 163 00:08:38,095 --> 00:08:39,430 Play to your strengths. 164 00:08:49,649 --> 00:08:51,442 [exhales] Thank God you're home. 165 00:08:51,525 --> 00:08:54,445 What's wrong? Pat said you told her it was an emergency. 166 00:08:54,528 --> 00:08:56,404 The boys were sent home from school. 167 00:08:56,488 --> 00:08:59,574 What? Why? I called. The machine kept picking up. 168 00:08:59,699 --> 00:09:01,660 I know, I know! Look, I... 169 00:09:01,743 --> 00:09:04,120 They've got chickenpox. 170 00:09:04,913 --> 00:09:06,706 Chickenpox? That's the emergency? 171 00:09:06,831 --> 00:09:08,333 They're totally contagious. 172 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:09,876 Not to us. 173 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,586 They are to me. I've never had it. 174 00:09:11,711 --> 00:09:13,254 Well, you never told me that. 175 00:09:13,338 --> 00:09:15,048 The point is, I can't go in there. 176 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,175 It's a hot zone. 177 00:09:17,258 --> 00:09:20,427 Well, Tom, somebody's got to take care of our kids. 178 00:09:20,511 --> 00:09:22,971 Exactly, and since you're immune... 179 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:25,224 I have to get back to work. 180 00:09:25,307 --> 00:09:26,892 Just for a couple of days. 181 00:09:26,975 --> 00:09:30,813 It is not the Ebola virus. It's chickenpox. You are being a baby. 182 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,107 - Yes, I am. - OK. 183 00:09:34,066 --> 00:09:35,693 If you think I'm being a baby now, 184 00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:38,487 do I need to remind you of what I'm like when I'm sick? 185 00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:42,533 Remember that time I had strep throat? 186 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,660 We wound up in marriage counselling. 187 00:09:47,328 --> 00:09:48,663 I'll call the office. 188 00:09:51,582 --> 00:09:53,000 Thanks, honey. 189 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:55,712 Uh, Mrs Solis? I gotta talk to you. 190 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:58,756 If this is about Luis over-watering the hydrangeas again, 191 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,717 I told you, no one likes a tattletale. 192 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,510 My wife left me. 193 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:07,931 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you and Bonita were having problems. 194 00:10:08,014 --> 00:10:11,518 We weren't. Uh, it was all of a sudden, she just packed her bags and left. 195 00:10:11,643 --> 00:10:14,020 She said I have an illness, I need to get help. 196 00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:17,107 - Why? - There's nothing wrong with me. 197 00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:20,277 I just like to look at pretty ladies on the Internet. 198 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,486 Uh-huh. 199 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:25,157 Sure, they're not always dressed, and sometimes there's more than one. 200 00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:28,743 But I only go to the classy Web sites. 201 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:30,954 There's some really sick stuff out there. 202 00:10:31,037 --> 00:10:32,997 Ralph! Make your point. 203 00:10:33,122 --> 00:10:36,208 Um, last night, uh, I found this new Web site. 204 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,627 There was a picture of a lady on a bearskin rug, 205 00:10:38,752 --> 00:10:41,922 with nothing on except a little pointy elf hat. It was festive. 206 00:10:42,006 --> 00:10:45,509 [chuckles] Uh, Ralph, why are you telling me this? 207 00:10:45,634 --> 00:10:47,261 I'm sorry, it's just, um... 208 00:10:48,179 --> 00:10:51,348 [clears throat]... I think you really need to see this. 209 00:10:54,059 --> 00:10:56,519 [gasps] Oh, my God! 210 00:10:56,644 --> 00:10:58,521 The lighting looks great on you. 211 00:10:58,605 --> 00:11:01,608 Most of the time you have to squint to see anything. 212 00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:04,569 And not here. No, sir. That's... that's good. 213 00:11:04,652 --> 00:11:08,156 Well, um, thank you, Ralph, for bringing this to my attention. 214 00:11:09,032 --> 00:11:13,328 Um, Mrs Solis, I was wondering, would you sign that for me? 215 00:11:15,538 --> 00:11:16,539 Oh, OK. 216 00:11:22,127 --> 00:11:23,378 [sighs] 217 00:11:23,795 --> 00:11:25,672 [groans] 218 00:11:29,301 --> 00:11:31,511 [exhales] 219 00:11:36,016 --> 00:11:37,559 Where've you been? 220 00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:41,063 Why didn't you come to see me? 221 00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:45,775 I came every Sunday. You were just too out of it to know I was here. 222 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,818 I think you're lying. 223 00:11:49,987 --> 00:11:54,033 But then again, these days, I think everyone's been lying to me. 224 00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:56,994 The thing is, you're here now. 225 00:11:59,664 --> 00:12:02,124 So tell me what I want to know. 226 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:06,294 Did you find the man who killed my daughter? 227 00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:18,598 It was a guy named Todd Forrest. 228 00:12:18,682 --> 00:12:21,059 He was a lowlife drug dealer. 229 00:12:21,142 --> 00:12:23,436 He got her hooked again. 230 00:12:23,561 --> 00:12:26,189 She tried to steal from him, and he killed her. 231 00:12:27,524 --> 00:12:29,650 Then I killed him. 232 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,784 I thought hearing that would make you happy. 233 00:12:38,909 --> 00:12:41,370 I thought it would too. 234 00:12:42,204 --> 00:12:44,164 But it doesn't. 235 00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:48,544 Ohh! 236 00:12:48,627 --> 00:12:52,381 I'm sorry, I want to start your IV, but your veins are kind of bad. 237 00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:54,257 Well, here. Let me help you. 238 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,217 [yells] 239 00:12:56,300 --> 00:13:00,138 What the hell are you doing?! You're crazy! 240 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:02,390 You're fired. Get out. 241 00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:03,850 [gasps] 242 00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:09,605 [sighs] 243 00:13:10,982 --> 00:13:13,025 So I guess we're done then. 244 00:13:13,818 --> 00:13:15,153 Yeah. 245 00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:20,198 You, uh... 246 00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:24,369 ...gonna come see me again? 247 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:28,498 You planning on having an open casket? 248 00:13:47,057 --> 00:13:48,767 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 249 00:13:48,851 --> 00:13:50,978 - Hi, Lynette. - Hi, Carlos. [chuckles] 250 00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:53,522 All right, a Reuben! How sweet is that? 251 00:13:53,647 --> 00:13:55,691 Lunch brought right to the golf course. 252 00:13:55,816 --> 00:13:57,693 I hear you got some pretty sick kids. 253 00:13:57,776 --> 00:13:59,153 Oh, it's just chickenpox, 254 00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:02,198 but Braveheart here will only come in to sleep and shower. 255 00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:05,116 I don't blame him. I wouldn't wanna shoot blanks either. 256 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,284 [laughing] 257 00:14:06,409 --> 00:14:08,203 Be well, my man. Bye, Lynette. 258 00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,747 - See ya later. - [chuckles] 259 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,957 What did he mean, "shooting blanks"? 260 00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:14,709 Oh, it-it-it's nothing. 261 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:19,005 There's just a small chance of sterility if a grown man gets chickenpox, so... 262 00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:21,925 We're not having more kids. Why would it matter? 263 00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:23,551 Survival instinct. 264 00:14:23,635 --> 00:14:27,764 [laughs] So that if you're the last man to survive a nuclear holocaust, 265 00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:29,556 you can repopulate the planet? 266 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:33,227 No, all I'm saying is, if something were to happen to either one of us, 267 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:36,396 I'd want either one of us to have, you know, options. 268 00:14:37,522 --> 00:14:42,569 So you're saying that, if I died, 269 00:14:42,694 --> 00:14:45,239 you would want a second wife and a family? 270 00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:47,407 Maybe. 271 00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:49,243 [scoffs] I can't believe 272 00:14:49,326 --> 00:14:52,078 - you've actually thought about this. - Haven't you? 273 00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:56,374 Thought about who I'd marry if you died? Hmm. No. 274 00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:59,418 Honey, it's a backup plan. I'm not gonna use it! 275 00:14:59,502 --> 00:15:01,295 Then why have it? 276 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:05,132 Well, I don't know, because it's... it's like there's this door, right? 277 00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:08,135 And I'm not planning on actually going through it, 278 00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:10,888 because I'm so happy in the room that I'm in, 279 00:15:10,972 --> 00:15:14,392 but in the case of fire or flood, 280 00:15:14,475 --> 00:15:17,143 it's comforting to know that the door is unlocked. 281 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,355 I'm not through with that. 282 00:15:20,438 --> 00:15:23,233 Why don't you have your second wife make you lunch, OK? 283 00:15:23,316 --> 00:15:24,818 Oops! 284 00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:26,361 You... 285 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:33,660 Bree, uh, I have to say, I was, uh... I was very pleased to get your call. 286 00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:36,746 I'm-I'm surprised you want to have anything to do with me, 287 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,873 given our recent history. 288 00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:42,751 Oh, you mean your having suspected me of murdering my husband? 289 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:45,546 Detective, that is all water under the bridge now. 290 00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:47,840 I'm very glad to hear you say that. 291 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:50,968 I do have to confess that I have an ulterior motive. 292 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,262 I need to ask you a favour. 293 00:15:53,345 --> 00:15:55,806 Oh, well, shoot. Whatever I can do. 294 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,142 We have new neighbours, the Applewhites. 295 00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:01,228 A mother and her son. They just moved here from Chicago. 296 00:16:01,979 --> 00:16:03,312 And they seem very nice, 297 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:07,233 but there's... there's something about them that's off. 298 00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,944 They're odd. 299 00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:11,654 - Odd? - Yeah. 300 00:16:11,779 --> 00:16:15,366 They're secretive. There was a dead body found in front of their house. 301 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:19,203 I can't run a background check on your neighbours for being odd. 302 00:16:20,288 --> 00:16:21,831 Oh. 303 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:26,043 Is that why you wanted to see me? To... to ask me that? 304 00:16:26,169 --> 00:16:28,044 Yeah, why? 305 00:16:28,712 --> 00:16:30,255 [laughs] 306 00:16:30,338 --> 00:16:34,468 Well, during the investigation, I just thought there was kind of a... 307 00:16:34,551 --> 00:16:37,220 ...um, spark between us. 308 00:16:37,304 --> 00:16:40,474 You know, I thought this might be a date. 309 00:16:42,976 --> 00:16:47,689 Uh, no. [laughs] I just wanted to ask you a favour. 310 00:16:47,814 --> 00:16:51,066 Fine. No harm done. 311 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:54,737 When do I... ever get to have lunch with such a lovely lady, anyway? 312 00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:58,115 Date or... no date. 313 00:16:59,325 --> 00:17:02,077 Are you sure that you can't check on the Applewhites? 314 00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:05,122 I just know that there's something there, and, you know, 315 00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,082 I have a sixth sense about people. 316 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:11,253 And yet you got engaged to the man who murdered your husband. 317 00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:18,426 Blood pressure looks fine. You're free to go, Ms. Mayer. 318 00:17:19,552 --> 00:17:21,262 You mean I'm not gonna see Dr Ron? 319 00:17:21,346 --> 00:17:24,933 Well, I do the follow-up exams. Dr Ron only comes in if there's a problem. 320 00:17:25,725 --> 00:17:29,062 Oh, well, maybe I should go ahead and see him anyway, just to be safe. 321 00:17:29,187 --> 00:17:32,524 I'm sorry, Dr Ron's schedule is very tight today. 322 00:17:32,607 --> 00:17:34,984 So unless you're having a serious problem... 323 00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:40,030 You're experiencing nausea, chills and tingling? 324 00:17:40,155 --> 00:17:43,825 Yeah. But now that I think about it, I bet it's just all the coffee I drink. 325 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,786 I drink way too much coffee. 326 00:17:45,869 --> 00:17:47,829 Do you like to drink coffee? 327 00:17:47,955 --> 00:17:50,415 Uh, no. No. 328 00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:52,709 The tingling is in your fingers and toes? 329 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,505 I should switch to juice. I know the best juice place. You would love it. 330 00:17:56,588 --> 00:17:58,632 - Do you drink juice? - Wow. 331 00:17:59,675 --> 00:18:03,511 Susan, how often have you been having these involuntary muscle spasms? 332 00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:06,889 Oh, oh, uh, not that often. 333 00:18:07,014 --> 00:18:09,392 I probably just need a good massage. 334 00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,770 Susan? 335 00:18:13,938 --> 00:18:14,939 Yeah? 336 00:18:16,607 --> 00:18:18,401 I want to get you in for an MRI. 337 00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:22,154 Oh! Oh, oh, no. I don't think that's necessary. [chuckles] 338 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,447 You a doctor? 339 00:18:23,572 --> 00:18:26,741 I got high marks in math and science. 340 00:18:28,285 --> 00:18:29,786 I want to get you in for an MRI. 341 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,835 Mm-mm-mm. 342 00:18:37,544 --> 00:18:40,797 No. I think, given the misunderstanding, I should get the bill. 343 00:18:40,922 --> 00:18:41,923 I won't hear of it. 344 00:18:42,048 --> 00:18:44,342 All right, we'll split it. 345 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:45,719 Fair enough. 346 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:53,100 You know what? Let me, uh... let me give you a ride home. 347 00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:56,770 Detective Barton, is this some sort of high school ploy 348 00:18:56,854 --> 00:18:58,313 to get me back to your place? 349 00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:01,984 I just don't think you should be driving a car. You've been drinking. 350 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:04,194 I had two glasses of wine. 351 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:07,322 Three, plus the tawny port with dessert. 352 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:11,243 It's all here on the bill, if you want to take a look. 353 00:19:11,326 --> 00:19:13,619 You know what? I politely rejected you, 354 00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:16,706 and now you're getting your revenge by embarrassing me. 355 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,333 You've had too much to drink. Give me your keys. 356 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,210 I am not giving you anything. 357 00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:25,048 Except the bill. 358 00:19:33,556 --> 00:19:35,683 [siren] 359 00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:02,708 What do you think you're doing? 360 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,085 I followed you to make sure you were OK. 361 00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:07,087 You were weaving. 362 00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:09,548 Please step out of the car. 363 00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:11,675 [scoffs] You can't be serious. 364 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,011 Out. 365 00:20:15,304 --> 00:20:18,724 Detective, I am not drunk, and I'm not stupid. 366 00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:21,227 I know exactly what this is all about. 367 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:23,437 I'm gonna need you to take a sobriety test. 368 00:20:23,562 --> 00:20:26,564 Sobriety test? I'm not taking any sobriety... 369 00:20:27,524 --> 00:20:29,400 ...test. 370 00:20:29,943 --> 00:20:32,403 This behaviour stems from the hurt feelings 371 00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:34,531 of a man with very low self-esteem. 372 00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:36,574 The world is a big place, 373 00:20:36,699 --> 00:20:39,244 and I'm sure there is a woman out there somewhere 374 00:20:39,327 --> 00:20:42,747 who'll respond to your macho posturing. 375 00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:47,001 Well, [exhales] here's hoping. 376 00:20:52,548 --> 00:20:53,966 [exhales] 377 00:20:56,552 --> 00:20:58,512 Baby, what you're about to see 378 00:20:58,595 --> 00:21:01,682 will most likely shock and upset you. 379 00:21:01,765 --> 00:21:02,766 OK. 380 00:21:02,891 --> 00:21:06,144 Remember Scott, the photographer I was dating when we met? 381 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:08,063 The one I dumped for you? 382 00:21:08,188 --> 00:21:11,357 Who never got over it and who I said was gonna get back at me? 383 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,234 Mm-hm. 384 00:21:15,152 --> 00:21:17,530 Oh, Carlos, I love you so much. 385 00:21:17,613 --> 00:21:19,115 Move. 386 00:21:22,076 --> 00:21:23,494 What is this? 387 00:21:23,577 --> 00:21:26,998 Scott's Web site, with pictures of me on it. 388 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,835 [clicks, beeps] 389 00:21:31,877 --> 00:21:33,754 Well, say something! 390 00:21:33,838 --> 00:21:35,255 Oh, my God. 391 00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:39,426 It was supposed to be funny, a naughty little Christmas gift for my boyfriend. 392 00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:40,593 [clicks, beeps] 393 00:21:40,719 --> 00:21:42,429 - Oh, my God! - [clicks, beeps] 394 00:21:42,512 --> 00:21:45,598 I know, I was freakishly flexible back then. 395 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:47,600 [clicks, beeps] 396 00:21:47,684 --> 00:21:50,854 I'm sorry. Look, what are we gonna do about this? 397 00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:52,731 I guess I'll call my lawyers. 398 00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:55,650 I gave these pictures to him as a gift. He owns them. 399 00:21:55,734 --> 00:21:57,152 Then I guess we're screwed. 400 00:21:57,235 --> 00:21:58,736 Not necessarily. 401 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,446 See, here's what I'm thinking. 402 00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:04,324 Scott's a coward, so you could totally put the scare into him. 403 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:07,161 All you gotta do is go and rough him up, 404 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,038 and he'll take my pictures off. 405 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:12,041 I'm sorry, but this is your mistake. 406 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:14,084 You're gonna have to fix it yourself. 407 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,252 And I would love to, 408 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,422 but I have the upper-body strength of a kitten. I need a brute! 409 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,215 Gabby... 410 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,593 ...l'm just now starting to get my rage issues under control. 411 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,014 This brute doesn't swing that way anymore, so go find another. 412 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,727 Well, when you left prison, did they leave you a contact list? 413 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,947 So is Dr Ron gonna be here for this? 414 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:48,158 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, there's a hook on the wall there. 415 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:51,161 So go ahead and get your stuff hung up and just get comfy. 416 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:54,581 - Dr Ron should be here pretty soon. - OK. 417 00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,587 [sighs] 418 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,514 [Dr Ron] Is she trying to put on the dust cover? 419 00:23:11,597 --> 00:23:12,681 [man] Yep. 420 00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:20,231 How long were you gonna let this go on? 421 00:23:20,314 --> 00:23:21,774 Just a few more minutes. 422 00:23:22,525 --> 00:23:23,526 Hi, uh, Susan? 423 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,570 - [over intercom] Dr Ron. - [sighs] 424 00:23:26,695 --> 00:23:29,073 You don't have to get undressed for this. 425 00:23:30,825 --> 00:23:33,035 Oh! Uh, I-I, uh... 426 00:23:33,118 --> 00:23:35,662 [over intercom] Then why did you put out a gown? 427 00:23:36,496 --> 00:23:38,122 No, no, it's-it's not a gown. 428 00:23:38,248 --> 00:23:41,000 It's, uh... it's the dust cover for the MRI machine. 429 00:23:44,546 --> 00:23:47,465 [Dr Ron over intercom] This should take about 45 minutes. 430 00:23:47,549 --> 00:23:51,135 Now, I know it's really cramped and uncomfortable, but try not to move. 431 00:23:51,261 --> 00:23:54,264 I realise that this whole process must be troubling for you. 432 00:23:55,223 --> 00:23:57,182 Yeah, it's pretty troubling. 433 00:23:57,266 --> 00:23:59,935 Well, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. 434 00:24:00,018 --> 00:24:02,771 [over intercom] And I'll be here for you, OK? 435 00:24:02,854 --> 00:24:05,315 [electronic humming] 436 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,858 Hey, Dr Ron? 437 00:24:07,484 --> 00:24:12,197 I just have a feeling that everything's gonna turn out fine, and when it does... 438 00:24:13,282 --> 00:24:14,992 ...l'd like to buy you dinner. 439 00:24:15,075 --> 00:24:16,702 To celebrate my health. 440 00:24:16,827 --> 00:24:19,288 You know, I was thinking maybe Italian? 441 00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:22,748 Oh, what the heck, maybe we can call it a date. 442 00:24:22,873 --> 00:24:25,334 [laughs] If you like. 443 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,841 Dr Ron? 444 00:24:31,966 --> 00:24:36,512 [man over intercom] He left a while ago. He got a phone call from his girlfriend. 445 00:24:38,764 --> 00:24:40,391 Oh. 446 00:24:40,474 --> 00:24:41,851 OK. 447 00:24:43,144 --> 00:24:44,561 Thank you. 448 00:24:46,521 --> 00:24:48,481 I'd like to get out now. 449 00:24:48,606 --> 00:24:50,567 [man over intercom] Try not to move. 450 00:24:58,158 --> 00:25:00,535 [saws humming] 451 00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:08,417 Good morning, Luis, Ralph. 452 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,877 Morning, Mrs Solis. 453 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,213 - Good morning, honey. - Hey, you're talking to me again. 454 00:25:13,339 --> 00:25:16,008 I thought about what you said about the pictures. 455 00:25:16,091 --> 00:25:17,468 And you're right. 456 00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:20,804 It's my mistake, and I have to live with it. 457 00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,918 What the hell are you doing? 458 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:53,461 I'm living with it! 459 00:25:55,837 --> 00:25:58,632 Hey! Turn around and keep gardening! 460 00:25:58,715 --> 00:26:00,675 Aw. You're so mean. 461 00:26:01,384 --> 00:26:03,428 Put your clothes on, right now! 462 00:26:03,553 --> 00:26:06,014 Why? You either care if men leer at me or not. 463 00:26:06,139 --> 00:26:08,266 And you made it clear that you don't. 464 00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:10,560 I am not beating this guy up for you! 465 00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:13,188 Then think of another way to get my pictures back. 466 00:26:13,313 --> 00:26:15,273 If you don't, people on Wisteria Lane 467 00:26:15,357 --> 00:26:17,150 are gonna be seeing a lot more of me! 468 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,401 Ralph! Luis! Feast your eyes! 469 00:26:20,528 --> 00:26:22,071 - [hacking] - [screams] 470 00:26:22,154 --> 00:26:25,074 - My finger! Ahh! - I'm sorry! 471 00:26:25,157 --> 00:26:27,701 - My finger! [crying] - I'm sorry! 472 00:26:27,827 --> 00:26:29,787 It's gotta be here somewhere! 473 00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:32,164 - [crying] - Don't worry, man, I'll find it! 474 00:26:32,248 --> 00:26:33,833 [footsteps] 475 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:37,962 Hey, honey. Good news. 476 00:26:38,045 --> 00:26:41,465 I checked on Penny, and she didn't scream. 477 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:43,550 I think she's getting used to the mask. 478 00:26:44,467 --> 00:26:46,594 I don't want you to have options, Tom. 479 00:26:47,804 --> 00:26:51,224 If I die, I wanna hear your life would be over. 480 00:26:51,307 --> 00:26:54,018 I want you to spend the rest of your life screaming, 481 00:26:54,102 --> 00:26:56,980 "It should have been me on that plane!" 482 00:26:57,856 --> 00:26:59,983 - Plane? - I'm assuming there was a crash. 483 00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:02,360 - It could have been something else. - Wait... 484 00:27:02,485 --> 00:27:04,362 Do you have any idea how painful it is 485 00:27:04,445 --> 00:27:07,614 to hear about you even think about your next wife and kids? 486 00:27:07,698 --> 00:27:09,116 I could never do that. 487 00:27:09,199 --> 00:27:11,410 I can't imagine my life without you. 488 00:27:11,535 --> 00:27:14,621 - You are my everything. - Honey, you're my everything. 489 00:27:14,746 --> 00:27:18,166 OK, well, that's easy to say. But I need you to show me. 490 00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:19,710 How? 491 00:27:19,793 --> 00:27:21,587 With a vasectomy. 492 00:27:24,631 --> 00:27:26,425 Can't I just get you some flowers? 493 00:27:26,508 --> 00:27:29,511 It makes perfect sense. We're not gonna have any more kids. 494 00:27:29,636 --> 00:27:32,096 And the pill just makes me bloat. It'll be great. 495 00:27:32,221 --> 00:27:33,764 OK, Lynette, this is crazy. 496 00:27:33,848 --> 00:27:35,349 Oh, I know. I know. 497 00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:38,269 But it is what married people do. 498 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:42,398 They go out of their way to calm each other's irrational fears. 499 00:27:44,275 --> 00:27:47,778 Oh, come on, Tom, I really need you to do this. 500 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,616 Well, OK. 501 00:27:52,742 --> 00:27:54,326 Fine, yeah. 502 00:27:54,409 --> 00:27:56,786 I'll make an appointment. 503 00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,122 Thank you. 504 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:03,293 [sighs] 505 00:28:03,376 --> 00:28:06,129 - [chattering] - [phone ringing] 506 00:28:12,427 --> 00:28:14,012 [exhales] 507 00:28:16,056 --> 00:28:18,349 Hey. Can I ask you something? 508 00:28:18,432 --> 00:28:20,559 I'd rather you didn't. 509 00:28:23,562 --> 00:28:24,938 How'd you get started? 510 00:28:26,482 --> 00:28:27,566 "Started"? 511 00:28:27,649 --> 00:28:29,526 You know, in the escort business. 512 00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:31,195 I beg your pardon? 513 00:28:31,278 --> 00:28:34,239 I bet guys go crazy with your whole classy, 514 00:28:34,323 --> 00:28:36,450 repressed thing you got going on, huh? 515 00:28:37,201 --> 00:28:39,828 I mean, your skin has, like, no pores. 516 00:28:40,954 --> 00:28:44,791 I think there was a compliment in there somewhere, so thank you. 517 00:28:44,874 --> 00:28:46,459 But I am not an escort. 518 00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,753 How much you charge a night? 519 00:28:48,836 --> 00:28:50,004 Look, I... 520 00:28:52,340 --> 00:28:55,218 [sighs] Five thousand. 521 00:28:55,927 --> 00:28:57,261 Whoa. 522 00:28:58,096 --> 00:29:00,556 What do you have to do, exactly, for five grand? 523 00:29:01,766 --> 00:29:02,767 Hmm. 524 00:29:05,019 --> 00:29:06,520 All right. 525 00:29:06,603 --> 00:29:08,814 Your bail cleared. You're free to go. 526 00:29:08,897 --> 00:29:10,398 Your car's at the impound lot. 527 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,819 - You can pick it up in the morning. - How am I supposed to get home? 528 00:29:13,944 --> 00:29:15,737 - I don't have money. - Call a friend. 529 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:18,490 I have been through enough humiliation for one day. 530 00:29:18,573 --> 00:29:20,617 I hope you have a better suggestion. 531 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:22,828 OK, well, let me think. 532 00:29:22,953 --> 00:29:24,579 Um... 533 00:29:24,704 --> 00:29:26,206 Walk. 534 00:29:35,005 --> 00:29:36,173 [cracking] 535 00:29:37,049 --> 00:29:39,677 For goodness sakes. 536 00:29:44,223 --> 00:29:45,808 [honking] 537 00:29:46,725 --> 00:29:47,810 Bree? 538 00:29:49,353 --> 00:29:52,314 - Is everything OK? - Oh, oh, I'm-I'm fine. 539 00:29:52,398 --> 00:29:54,524 I just, um, had a flat tyre. 540 00:29:55,191 --> 00:29:58,695 It's your lucky day. I'm a whiz at changing tyres. Hop in. 541 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:02,657 You know, thank you, but I think it's actually something more mechanical. 542 00:30:02,782 --> 00:30:05,243 My car has been making just a terrible noise. 543 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:06,953 Well, I have Auto Club. 544 00:30:08,705 --> 00:30:10,331 Come on. 545 00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:14,210 [sighs] 546 00:30:15,253 --> 00:30:19,798 Actually, my car has been impounded by the police. 547 00:30:34,479 --> 00:30:35,939 Thanks, Betty, and, um, 548 00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:39,610 I'd appreciate it if you could keep this little incident to yourself. 549 00:30:39,735 --> 00:30:41,527 I won't say a word. I swear. 550 00:30:41,652 --> 00:30:45,781 That's good. Because most people on this street couldn't keep a secret. 551 00:30:45,865 --> 00:30:51,078 Oh, Bree, even if everyone does find out, it's no big deal. 552 00:30:51,162 --> 00:30:53,122 I mean, lots of people have DUI's. 553 00:30:53,247 --> 00:30:55,791 Yes, but most of those people were actually drunk 554 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:58,586 when they were arrested. I was not. 555 00:30:58,669 --> 00:31:00,713 Of course. 556 00:31:02,006 --> 00:31:03,965 You sound like you don't believe me. 557 00:31:05,050 --> 00:31:07,510 Well, um, it's just... 558 00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:11,181 ...I know you've gone through a lot lately. 559 00:31:11,264 --> 00:31:14,934 The death of your husband, problems with your son. 560 00:31:15,018 --> 00:31:18,605 It would only be natural if you did self-medicate. 561 00:31:20,273 --> 00:31:24,027 I'm sorry, but since when do you know so much about my personal life? 562 00:31:24,152 --> 00:31:27,155 Bree! It's like you said, 563 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,199 people on this street are not great at keeping secrets. 564 00:31:31,658 --> 00:31:32,826 Except for you. 565 00:31:32,910 --> 00:31:35,746 - You're really good at it. - I beg your pardon? 566 00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:38,707 You moved into your house in the middle of the night. 567 00:31:38,791 --> 00:31:42,127 God knows what you moved in that you didn't want anybody to see. 568 00:31:42,252 --> 00:31:45,839 People hear sounds coming at all hours from there. 569 00:31:45,964 --> 00:31:48,175 And, oh, what was that last one? Oh, right. 570 00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:50,719 They found a dead body in front of your home. 571 00:31:50,803 --> 00:31:53,888 Everybody talks about the Applewhites. Nobody can figure out 572 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:55,390 what you people are hiding. 573 00:31:55,473 --> 00:31:57,058 So congratulations. 574 00:31:57,141 --> 00:31:59,852 Your secrets are safe. 575 00:31:59,936 --> 00:32:01,479 For now. 576 00:32:11,948 --> 00:32:14,867 [dialling phone] 577 00:32:18,161 --> 00:32:21,748 Edie. Hi, it's Betty Applewhite. 578 00:32:21,832 --> 00:32:24,292 Yeah, I'm sorry to call you so late, 579 00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:29,214 but, um, I really need to meet with you first thing in the morning. 580 00:32:29,297 --> 00:32:30,841 Yes. 581 00:32:30,924 --> 00:32:34,761 Well, I've decided to sell my house. 582 00:32:39,765 --> 00:32:41,892 Dr Ron. What are you doing here? 583 00:32:42,017 --> 00:32:43,477 Uh, we-we need to talk. 584 00:32:44,895 --> 00:32:47,982 It's not the kind of talk we can have over the phone. 585 00:32:48,065 --> 00:32:49,942 Oh, are you sure? Um... 586 00:32:50,025 --> 00:32:53,279 Because I would look a lot better over the phone right now. 587 00:32:54,321 --> 00:32:57,825 Um, Susan, your test results came back. 588 00:33:00,286 --> 00:33:03,204 And for the life of me, I can't figure it out. 589 00:33:03,288 --> 00:33:06,374 - Based on the symptoms... - Symptoms? 590 00:33:06,457 --> 00:33:09,794 Yeah, the dizziness, the tingling, the muscle spasms, the chills. 591 00:33:09,919 --> 00:33:13,756 It could be neurological. It also could be based on an autoimmune disorder. 592 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,383 Frankly, I'm... I'm stumped. 593 00:33:15,466 --> 00:33:16,467 Oh, no, no, no, no. 594 00:33:16,593 --> 00:33:19,304 Hey, listen, we're gonna get through this. 595 00:33:19,387 --> 00:33:21,180 [exhales] 596 00:33:21,306 --> 00:33:25,059 I am so sorry, but I'm not sick. 597 00:33:25,143 --> 00:33:27,019 What are you talking about? 598 00:33:27,102 --> 00:33:30,606 [exhales] Your nurse wouldn't let me see you, 599 00:33:30,689 --> 00:33:32,983 and I really wanted to see you, 600 00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:35,861 so I sort of faked all my symptoms. 601 00:33:35,944 --> 00:33:39,531 The dizziness, the chills, you know, all of it. [laughs] 602 00:33:39,615 --> 00:33:42,492 Why would you do that? What the hell is wrong with you? 603 00:33:42,576 --> 00:33:44,786 I know, I know, I feel really awful. 604 00:33:44,870 --> 00:33:48,206 I'm just not the best at meeting men, and I thought you were cute. 605 00:33:48,332 --> 00:33:50,875 And I sort of thought maybe you thought I was cute. 606 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,793 You're a doctor. That's so sexy... 607 00:33:52,877 --> 00:33:54,754 So I was up all night, worried sick, 608 00:33:54,837 --> 00:33:58,174 digging through medical books, trying to figure out some disease 609 00:33:58,257 --> 00:33:59,675 that doesn't really exist! 610 00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:01,469 Really? You were up all night? 611 00:34:01,594 --> 00:34:04,930 Yes! I don't enjoy telling people I think they're going to die! 612 00:34:05,014 --> 00:34:06,599 Especially not people I like! 613 00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:08,351 You like me? 614 00:34:08,434 --> 00:34:11,062 - Yes! - What about your girlfriend? 615 00:34:11,145 --> 00:34:13,938 - What girlfriend? - The one who called in the MRI room. 616 00:34:14,022 --> 00:34:16,941 We had one date. She wanted a referral to a dermatologist. 617 00:34:17,025 --> 00:34:19,235 She's got eczema. 618 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:20,445 Oh! 619 00:34:23,490 --> 00:34:25,867 Maybe we could go out sometime? 620 00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:32,874 Do you like sushi? 621 00:34:34,417 --> 00:34:38,253 I love sushi. I'm available tomorrow night. 622 00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:42,174 Tomorrow's no good. I'll still be angry. I should be cooled down by Friday. 623 00:34:42,299 --> 00:34:45,719 Oh, uh, Friday's good. 624 00:34:45,803 --> 00:34:50,682 Oh, there's one thing. Your MRI showed that you have a wandering spleen. 625 00:34:50,766 --> 00:34:52,101 A what? 626 00:34:52,184 --> 00:34:55,938 [laughs] It's no big deal. Sometimes the thing just moves around in there. 627 00:34:56,063 --> 00:34:57,564 But we'll keep an eye on it. 628 00:35:02,443 --> 00:35:04,320 Wandering what? 629 00:35:08,741 --> 00:35:11,494 OK. Go get him, tiger. 630 00:35:13,454 --> 00:35:14,622 I can't do it, Gabby. 631 00:35:15,456 --> 00:35:16,457 What? 632 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:19,460 I can't go in there. I-I thought I could, but I can't. 633 00:35:19,544 --> 00:35:21,003 You promised. 634 00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:24,590 Ever since I got out of prison, I've been trying to lead a better life. 635 00:35:24,673 --> 00:35:27,759 For the first time, I can honestly say that I'm a good Catholic, 636 00:35:27,884 --> 00:35:29,302 and I don't wanna ruin that. 637 00:35:30,011 --> 00:35:34,015 So do this today and go to an extra long Mass tomorrow. 638 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,517 It doesn't work that way. 639 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:40,147 OK, look, I'm-I'm really trying to understand your moral dilemma here. 640 00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:41,314 I am. 641 00:35:41,398 --> 00:35:44,651 But if you don't get my pictures back, I'm gonna be humiliated! 642 00:35:44,734 --> 00:35:48,155 You think our gardener's the only local perv surfing the web? 643 00:35:48,238 --> 00:35:49,947 I'm sorry, Gabrielle. 644 00:35:50,072 --> 00:35:54,368 You used to go crazy when men would so much as look at me the wrong way. 645 00:35:54,493 --> 00:35:56,203 And that's when I had clothes on. 646 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:57,913 I'm trying to be better now. 647 00:35:58,038 --> 00:36:00,666 Or maybe you just don't love me as much as you used to. 648 00:36:00,749 --> 00:36:03,460 Why can't you just let me be a good person? 649 00:36:03,544 --> 00:36:06,630 If you really loved me, you wouldn't even ask me to go in there. 650 00:36:06,755 --> 00:36:09,216 If you really loved me, I wouldn't have to ask! 651 00:36:14,345 --> 00:36:16,890 [sighs] Fine. Forget it. 652 00:36:18,433 --> 00:36:19,517 Really? 653 00:36:19,642 --> 00:36:23,229 Be a good person. Knock yourself out. 654 00:36:24,939 --> 00:36:26,900 It's not that I don't love you. I... 655 00:36:27,025 --> 00:36:29,485 Yeah, OK, look, let's just go home. 656 00:36:33,489 --> 00:36:35,617 - [chuckles] - [unbuckles seatbelt] 657 00:36:37,826 --> 00:36:39,077 What are you doing? 658 00:36:39,161 --> 00:36:41,204 I'm getting your pictures back. 659 00:36:42,289 --> 00:36:44,333 I'm not gonna hurt him. 660 00:36:45,751 --> 00:36:49,671 I'll talk to him. Appeal to his better nature. 661 00:37:01,682 --> 00:37:02,934 Can I help you? 662 00:37:03,017 --> 00:37:04,977 I'm Carlos Solis. 663 00:37:05,853 --> 00:37:09,190 You have naked pictures of my wife on your Web site. 664 00:37:10,524 --> 00:37:12,318 Oh. 665 00:37:12,401 --> 00:37:16,238 You're, uh... Gabrielle's husband? 666 00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:19,367 - Uh-huh. - [laughs] 667 00:37:19,450 --> 00:37:21,577 I was just about to take those off anyway. 668 00:37:22,495 --> 00:37:24,454 Oh. 669 00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:26,081 That's great. 670 00:37:26,164 --> 00:37:28,458 [sighs] 671 00:37:30,251 --> 00:37:32,045 I really appreciate this, Scott. 672 00:37:32,128 --> 00:37:34,005 Hey, no problem. 673 00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:37,717 Gabrielle's pages weren't exactly raking in the big bucks for me. 674 00:37:37,801 --> 00:37:39,427 I find that hard to believe. 675 00:37:39,552 --> 00:37:42,806 I'm not saying Gabrielle's not a pretty girl. Of course she is. 676 00:37:42,889 --> 00:37:45,767 But, uh, she ain't exactly Internet-pretty, you know? 677 00:37:48,477 --> 00:37:49,645 What does that mean? 678 00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:51,939 The web's about fantasy, not fashion. 679 00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:55,734 Guys surfing for porn don't care how the clothes are hanging off the body. 680 00:37:55,818 --> 00:37:59,321 They just wanna see the goods. If Miss Nasty ain't rockin' curves... 681 00:37:59,405 --> 00:38:00,989 My wife has a perfect figure. 682 00:38:01,073 --> 00:38:03,117 [laughs] Don't get me wrong, yeah. 683 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,286 Our little Gabby knows how to work a runway. 684 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:08,664 But when it comes to cyber-loving, 685 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:11,582 no real man's gonna waste tissue on that. There you go. 686 00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:12,917 That's all of them. 687 00:38:13,042 --> 00:38:15,336 So we cool now? 688 00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:24,303 - [groans] - [door opens] 689 00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:30,017 [exhales] 690 00:38:30,101 --> 00:38:32,562 Now that's my guy. 691 00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:42,487 Hey. 692 00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:44,781 Hey. 693 00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:46,825 You're not limping. 694 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:49,661 Did everything go OK? 695 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:51,997 I couldn't do it. 696 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:54,374 What happened? 697 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,253 I don't know, I got there. I... 698 00:38:59,336 --> 00:39:02,298 I put on the paper gown, and I... 699 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,801 I just couldn't do it. 700 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,595 Why not? 701 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,181 It felt like I was being emasculated. 702 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:11,599 Oh, please. 703 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,893 I don't make the money around here any more, 704 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,061 I don't provide for you and the kids. 705 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:19,648 I wasn't gonna let them snip out the last thing that makes me a man. 706 00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,775 Staying home and taking care of the kids 707 00:39:22,901 --> 00:39:26,404 doesn't make you less of a man. That's crazy. 708 00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:31,659 You expect me to calm your irrational fears, I expect you to calm mine. 709 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:44,464 Are you saying you're unhappy? 710 00:39:47,174 --> 00:39:48,759 A little bit, yeah. 711 00:39:54,014 --> 00:39:55,974 Well, what are we gonna do about that? 712 00:39:57,017 --> 00:39:58,018 I don't know. 713 00:39:59,311 --> 00:40:01,772 - Well, can't we just? - No, Lynette... 714 00:40:03,523 --> 00:40:05,233 I don't know. 715 00:40:19,372 --> 00:40:20,456 [sighs] 716 00:40:20,539 --> 00:40:22,249 [glass clinks] 717 00:40:23,626 --> 00:40:24,627 [beep] 718 00:40:24,752 --> 00:40:27,588 [over answering machine] Hi, it's Detective Barton. 719 00:40:27,672 --> 00:40:30,675 I feel awful about what happened the other day. I was a jerk. 720 00:40:30,758 --> 00:40:33,134 So to make it up to you, I did some sniffing around 721 00:40:33,259 --> 00:40:35,970 about the dead man in front of your neighbour's house. 722 00:40:36,054 --> 00:40:38,598 I've got information. His name was Curtis Monroe, 723 00:40:38,682 --> 00:40:41,768 a private detective who lost his license a couple of years ago. 724 00:40:41,893 --> 00:40:43,478 He's apparently from Chicago. 725 00:40:43,561 --> 00:40:45,522 I don't know if this is helpful, but... 726 00:40:45,605 --> 00:40:47,816 [tape rewinding] 727 00:40:47,941 --> 00:40:49,442 ... a couple of years ago. 728 00:40:49,526 --> 00:40:52,612 He's apparently from Chicago. I don't know if this is helpful, 729 00:40:52,737 --> 00:40:56,324 but l-I just feel terrible about what happened... 730 00:40:57,741 --> 00:41:00,744 [Mary Alice] Illnesses can take on many forms. 731 00:41:00,828 --> 00:41:04,081 Those of the body are easy to treat. 732 00:41:04,206 --> 00:41:07,626 Much more difficult are the hidden maladies 733 00:41:07,751 --> 00:41:10,212 that fester in our hearts, 734 00:41:11,171 --> 00:41:14,675 the secret addictions that consume our souls... 735 00:41:16,635 --> 00:41:21,097 ... and the diseases we deny which affect ourjudgment. 736 00:41:26,310 --> 00:41:31,107 To survive we need to find that special someone who can heal us. 737 00:41:32,066 --> 00:41:35,319 I worked so hard all my life. 738 00:41:35,403 --> 00:41:37,363 So hard. 739 00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:40,741 Now it's all nothing. 740 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:44,536 I got one daughter I hate, 741 00:41:44,619 --> 00:41:46,496 one who hates me 742 00:41:47,497 --> 00:41:50,417 and one dead before her time. 743 00:41:52,252 --> 00:41:54,546 No one left for me now. 744 00:41:55,630 --> 00:41:58,592 Ah, what did I do it for? 745 00:42:02,429 --> 00:42:03,972 That was good. 746 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:06,933 Didn't feel a thing. 747 00:42:08,767 --> 00:42:11,145 I have enough pain. [chuckles] 748 00:42:11,228 --> 00:42:13,105 I don't need any more. 749 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:15,441 [Mary Alice] But we can never predict 750 00:42:15,566 --> 00:42:19,320 who will have the cure for what ails us... 751 00:42:19,403 --> 00:42:22,990 [woman] The other nurses all warned me you were difficult, Mr Taylor. 752 00:42:23,115 --> 00:42:26,785 ... or when they'll show up. 753 00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:32,540 But I think we're gonna get along... just fine.