1 00:00:00,617 --> 00:00:02,651 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,652 --> 00:00:05,154 Your ex-husband was part owner in a business. 3 00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:07,689 Susan came into an inheritance. 4 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:11,593 Who do I speak to about selling my share of herpes on parade? 5 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:13,862 Lynette acquiesced... 6 00:00:13,863 --> 00:00:17,533 - Looks like we'll be going to therapy together. - That is great news! Thank you. 7 00:00:17,534 --> 00:00:19,301 As soon as graduate high school, 8 00:00:19,302 --> 00:00:21,403 I'm going to New York to be a model. 9 00:00:21,404 --> 00:00:23,872 Angie's concerns made her more protective. 10 00:00:23,873 --> 00:00:26,675 You know I've always felt bad about the way we've had 11 00:00:26,676 --> 00:00:29,111 To raise you, being on the run and all. 12 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,779 The door stays open. 13 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,015 - I want it closed. - You stink. 14 00:00:33,016 --> 00:00:35,050 And you're a whore! Here's the difference. 15 00:00:35,051 --> 00:00:37,553 I can get clean. 16 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:39,822 - Stop! - Say "please". 17 00:00:39,823 --> 00:00:42,257 - And Orson expressed his feelings. - Please! 18 00:00:42,258 --> 00:00:44,293 That's the life I'm facing now... 19 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,528 Having to ask people for help, for everything. 20 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:48,964 Do you know how hard that is?! 21 00:00:53,102 --> 00:00:57,372 Orson Hodge was smiling again, 22 00:00:57,373 --> 00:01:00,442 And it was starting to worry his wife. 23 00:01:02,912 --> 00:01:05,581 You see, since his accident, 24 00:01:05,582 --> 00:01:07,483 Bree Hodge had grown accustomed 25 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,219 To her husband's severe mood swings. 26 00:01:13,289 --> 00:01:16,492 She had grown used to his unexpected rage... 27 00:01:18,027 --> 00:01:20,562 His sudden anguish... 28 00:01:22,065 --> 00:01:25,100 His deep depression. 29 00:01:25,101 --> 00:01:29,905 But lately, an odd tranquility had settled over orson, 30 00:01:29,906 --> 00:01:34,209 And his wife had the feeling something was terribly wrong. 31 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:38,280 Sadly, she was right. 32 00:01:41,417 --> 00:01:44,152 What's, um, going on here? 33 00:01:44,153 --> 00:01:46,154 Hello, Bree. 34 00:01:46,155 --> 00:01:49,124 Just thought I'd give away some things I don't need anymore. 35 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:52,361 Hey, Orson. You got these in 8 and half? 36 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,030 Sorry, Roy. Just carry men's sizes. 37 00:01:56,399 --> 00:01:57,900 Look, I can understand 38 00:01:57,901 --> 00:02:00,702 Why you might want to give away your sporting equipment, 39 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:03,972 But why would you give away your books and your cds? 40 00:02:03,973 --> 00:02:07,242 And for god sakes, you can still use your headphones. 41 00:02:07,243 --> 00:02:09,278 These are amazing! 42 00:02:09,279 --> 00:02:11,680 Give me those. 43 00:02:11,681 --> 00:02:14,149 What is wrong with you people? 44 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:16,652 Don't you realize you're taking advantage 45 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:19,021 Of a man who is emotionally distraught? 46 00:02:19,022 --> 00:02:22,090 - He seemed to be in a great mood. - Until lady sunshine walked in. 47 00:02:22,091 --> 00:02:26,028 - We're sorry, Bree. We assumed you guys had talked about it. - Well, we didn't, and that doesn't excuse the fact 48 00:02:26,029 --> 00:02:28,363 That you're all acting like a bunch of vultures. 49 00:02:28,364 --> 00:02:30,299 It's a good thing I came home, 50 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,668 Or you'd be picking through his closet. 51 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:34,970 Um, you know what, guys? 52 00:02:34,971 --> 00:02:36,371 We should go. 53 00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:39,107 And please leave your plunder behind. 54 00:02:39,108 --> 00:02:42,744 Hey, come on. At my age, it's just a short-term loan. 55 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:51,520 What has gotten into you? 56 00:02:51,521 --> 00:02:52,921 I'm sorry, darling. 57 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,257 I had no intention of upsetting you. 58 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,859 Keep my things, give them away. 59 00:02:57,860 --> 00:03:00,195 Ultimately, it doesn't matter. 60 00:03:00,196 --> 00:03:04,600 Yes, Orson Hodge was smiling again 61 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:08,604 And Bree would soon learn the reason why. 62 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,306 You see, her husband... 63 00:03:11,307 --> 00:03:14,376 Had decided to kill himself. 64 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 65 00:03:29,826 --> 00:03:33,729 In this never-ending drama we call life, 66 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:36,932 Everyone has a part to play. 67 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:41,269 Some are cast as romantic leads. 68 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:44,206 Others end up playing the victim. 69 00:03:47,176 --> 00:03:50,412 And a few provide comic relief. 70 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:56,818 But if the drama is to be really compelling, 71 00:03:56,819 --> 00:04:01,323 There must be a hero... And a villain. 72 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:04,726 Hey, Mrs. Kinsky. 73 00:04:04,727 --> 00:04:06,995 Oh, look who's here! 74 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,864 The garbage police. 75 00:04:08,865 --> 00:04:10,799 I hate to bug you, 76 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:14,836 But you're still not separating your glass and plastics. 77 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,873 The city passed that ordinance, remember? 78 00:04:17,874 --> 00:04:19,741 How I envy you... 79 00:04:19,742 --> 00:04:23,211 Young, pretty, able to crouch for hours behind a bush, 80 00:04:23,212 --> 00:04:25,747 Waiting for a neighbor to dump her trash. 81 00:04:25,748 --> 00:04:29,051 Look, maybe you don't get how easy it is to recycle. 82 00:04:29,052 --> 00:04:32,087 Oh, I get it. I just don't want to do it. 83 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:34,156 I've been throwing styrofoam into the trash 84 00:04:34,157 --> 00:04:36,091 Since before you were born, 85 00:04:36,092 --> 00:04:38,760 And the sky is still blue and the grass is still green. 86 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:41,496 Maybe now, but what will it be like for our grandchildren? 87 00:04:41,497 --> 00:04:43,432 My son is shooting blanks, 88 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:45,434 And my daughter likes the ladies. 89 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:48,403 Grandkids are the least of my concerns. 90 00:04:48,404 --> 00:04:51,406 - So you don't care about our planet at all? - By the time it's a problem, I'll be long gone. 91 00:04:51,407 --> 00:04:54,543 Let the cockroaches and the robots fight over it. 92 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,419 What was that all about? 93 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:06,154 Oh, what do you think? 94 00:05:06,155 --> 00:05:11,193 Come on. Look, one old crank doesn't want to recycle. 95 00:05:11,194 --> 00:05:13,729 You don't care about that stuff anymore, remember? 96 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,631 - Of course I still care. - Yeah, fine. Yeah, you can care. 97 00:05:16,632 --> 00:05:19,634 Just... Don't be blowing our cover. 98 00:05:19,635 --> 00:05:21,670 So what am I supposed to do? 99 00:05:21,671 --> 00:05:25,140 Stand back and watch her defile our planet? 100 00:05:25,141 --> 00:05:27,642 That's exactly what you're supposed to do. 101 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:32,147 "Sometimes you... you chain yourself to the tree, 102 00:05:32,148 --> 00:05:35,183 And sometimes you go after the guy with the saw." 103 00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:38,920 That's what Patrick used to say. 104 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:42,457 We don't talk about Patrick anymore. 105 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:45,494 - I'm just saying. - So am I. 106 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:55,871 So the lawyer says you sign right here, 107 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:59,407 And you are officially bought out of the strip club business. 108 00:05:59,408 --> 00:06:03,345 Let's hope I don't get my share in singles. 109 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:06,414 And here's a little something to remember us by. 110 00:06:06,415 --> 00:06:10,018 "Lap dancing... It's a grind." 111 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:11,953 Well, I will be sure to wear this 112 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:15,290 On the next field trip I take with my students. Thanks, Jimbo. 113 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:18,093 - Good luck. - You, too. 114 00:06:18,094 --> 00:06:21,263 - Bye, Mrs. D. - Take care, Robin. 115 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:25,000 "Moby Dick"? 116 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:28,036 No, it's not what you think. It's about a whale. 117 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:31,072 Yes, I know. Uh, it's a classic. 118 00:06:31,073 --> 00:06:32,974 Well, I saw an article about 119 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:35,110 A hundred books you should read before dying, 120 00:06:35,111 --> 00:06:36,978 And I thought, you know, 121 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,681 With all the high cholesterol in my family, 122 00:06:39,682 --> 00:06:42,184 - I better get crackin'. - Oh, good for you. 123 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:45,220 So what are you gonna do now? 124 00:06:45,221 --> 00:06:48,723 Oh, um, uh, well, this was, uh, never really my job. 125 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:50,892 I'm actually a teacher. 126 00:06:50,893 --> 00:06:52,194 Really? 127 00:06:52,195 --> 00:06:55,463 Oh, that is so cool. I thought about being a teacher. 128 00:06:55,464 --> 00:06:57,399 I actually went a couple semesters, 129 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,501 But then my family had some money problems, 130 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:02,804 And, well, nine years later, I'm still wearing tassels. 131 00:07:02,805 --> 00:07:06,074 Robin, you're being requested in the V.I.P. Lounge. 132 00:07:13,816 --> 00:07:17,385 Well, um, good luck with those hundred books. 133 00:07:17,386 --> 00:07:18,920 Thank you. 134 00:07:18,921 --> 00:07:21,923 Oh, not this guy again. 135 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:24,059 I keep telling him to keep the tips 136 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,061 And buy himself a toothbrush. 137 00:07:26,062 --> 00:07:28,730 Robin, wait. 138 00:07:30,399 --> 00:07:33,935 You don't have to keep doing this if it makes you unhappy. 139 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:37,772 Well, I've got bills to pay, Mrs. Delfino. 140 00:07:37,773 --> 00:07:40,742 No, I know, but you don't have to work here. 141 00:07:40,743 --> 00:07:43,745 - You could do anything you want. - That's easy to say. 142 00:07:43,746 --> 00:07:45,413 Well, I mean it. 143 00:07:45,414 --> 00:07:48,283 It is never too late to change your life. 144 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,454 Robin, now. 145 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:00,929 Thank you. 146 00:08:02,498 --> 00:08:04,566 You're taking that with you? 147 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,201 When customers get grabby, 148 00:08:06,202 --> 00:08:08,837 I like to have something to wha. 149 00:08:08,838 --> 00:08:12,140 I almost killed a guy with "war and peace". 150 00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:17,846 So I'm driving. 151 00:08:17,847 --> 00:08:20,882 - This guys pulls out in front of me. - Cuts him off. 152 00:08:20,883 --> 00:08:24,185 - Yes. I was a little pissed. - You were furious. 153 00:08:24,186 --> 00:08:27,389 But at the stoplight, when I start to tell the guy off, 154 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:29,858 Tom leans over and says, "sorry. Uh, no big deal. 155 00:08:29,859 --> 00:08:32,728 - She's just having a bad day." - You didn't have to take the guy's head off. 156 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,531 - He was a maniac. - She flipped him the bird. 157 00:08:34,532 --> 00:08:38,001 - I was sticking up for you! - Yes, but Tom was driving, Lynette. 158 00:08:38,002 --> 00:08:40,003 Whether he chose to ignore it 159 00:08:40,004 --> 00:08:42,572 Or try to run the man f the road, it's his decision. 160 00:08:43,073 --> 00:08:45,541 Let him be in the driver's seat sometimes, 161 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:49,077 Literally and figuratively. 162 00:08:51,813 --> 00:08:56,551 Bringing the score to Tom 4 and controlling bitch 0. 163 00:08:56,552 --> 00:08:59,287 There's no scoreboard in this room. You know that. 164 00:09:01,423 --> 00:09:03,592 I think you both did some great work today. 165 00:09:03,593 --> 00:09:08,496 - Next Tuesday, same time? - Thanks, doctor. It felt really great. 166 00:09:08,497 --> 00:09:10,231 Yeah, great. 167 00:09:13,535 --> 00:09:16,974 I always feel so much better when we get out of there. 168 00:09:16,975 --> 00:09:18,874 - Yeah, I bet you do. - What, don't you? 169 00:09:19,175 --> 00:09:21,809 I mean, I really think she got this... Working. 170 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:24,479 Yeah, I think she's got this... Working 171 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,848 And this... Is getting beat up. 172 00:09:26,849 --> 00:09:29,417 Come on, Lynette. Don't feel like that. 173 00:09:29,418 --> 00:09:32,353 - It's true. She always sides with you. I want a second opinion. - Lynette. 174 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,656 Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist. 175 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,058 When we started, you loved her. 176 00:09:37,059 --> 00:09:39,494 Yeah, and when we started, I loved you, too. 177 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,330 Things change. Now let's go. 178 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,199 Hold on. 179 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,834 I think I left my keys. 180 00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:51,239 No, I can't. I have dress rehearsal tonight. 181 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,342 Okay. Talk to you later. 182 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:56,077 I'm sorry. I forgot my keys. 183 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:57,579 Oh, that's okay. 184 00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:01,316 Um, I didn't mean to eavesdrop. 185 00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:04,219 Did you say you had dress rehearsal? 186 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,653 Oh, that. 187 00:10:05,654 --> 00:10:08,556 Yes, I'm sort of in a little play that runs this weekend. 188 00:10:08,557 --> 00:10:10,792 Really? You're an actor, too? 189 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:12,694 Well, I dabbled in college. 190 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,530 I have a bit of a gift, so I try to keep it alive. 191 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:18,700 Wow, what's the play? I mean, we'd... we'd love to come see it. 192 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,035 "Antony and Cleopatra." but it's just a community production. 193 00:10:21,036 --> 00:10:23,037 I would never force you to sit through it. 194 00:10:23,038 --> 00:10:24,807 Oh, okay. Well, if you don't want us to come... 195 00:10:24,808 --> 00:10:27,277 Here's a flyer. Matinees are half-off. 196 00:10:31,847 --> 00:10:34,782 - Hey. - Hey! I need Ana to watch the girls 197 00:10:34,783 --> 00:10:36,718 While I run to the store, 198 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,821 - And big shock, she's not answering her cell. - Oh, no problem. Come on in. 199 00:10:41,322 --> 00:10:43,124 They're just up in Danny's room. 200 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:45,727 Ana! 201 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,263 Gaby's here! 202 00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:50,531 So they're in Danny's room? 203 00:10:50,532 --> 00:10:52,734 Oh, yeah. They were listening to music. 204 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,103 It was so loud, I made them shut the door. 205 00:10:55,104 --> 00:10:57,305 So they're by themselves... 206 00:10:57,306 --> 00:10:58,906 With the door shut? 207 00:10:58,907 --> 00:11:02,644 Just a couple of teenagers alone with their genitals? 208 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,348 Ana! Get your ass down here! 209 00:11:07,349 --> 00:11:09,350 Gaby, what's the big deal? 210 00:11:09,351 --> 00:11:12,487 - They're just hanging out in Danny's room. - With a mattress. Why don't you just crack 211 00:11:12,488 --> 00:11:14,455 A bottle of champagne on Ana's pelvis 212 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,357 And wish Danny a bon voyage? 213 00:11:16,358 --> 00:11:18,126 Ana! Now! 214 00:11:18,127 --> 00:11:20,461 Hold on. I'm coming. 215 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:23,731 I'm sure she meant she's on her way. 216 00:11:23,732 --> 00:11:26,634 What's going on? 217 00:11:26,635 --> 00:11:29,937 I have to run to the store. I need you to watch the girls. 218 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:32,874 That's it? Jeez, I thought the house was on fire. 219 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,410 Let me grab my stuff. 220 00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:38,880 So... You worried they might be doing it? 221 00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:41,482 Yeah. What I don't get is why you're not worried. 222 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,718 They are healthy, red-blooded kids. 223 00:11:43,719 --> 00:11:47,088 - They're gonna do what they're gonna do. - So we say nothing and just fluff their pillows? 224 00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,691 No. We make sure they don't do anything stupid. 225 00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:51,759 Have you gotten Ana birth control? 226 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,162 I make her spend time with Juanita and Celia. 227 00:11:54,163 --> 00:11:57,298 - I was hoping that would do it. - Come on, Gaby. 228 00:11:57,299 --> 00:12:00,435 You have to talk to her about safe sex, condoms. 229 00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:02,970 She's only 17. She's too young! 230 00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:05,907 How old were you when you first did it? 231 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,878 Ana, hurry up! 232 00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:13,748 Gotta hit the pharmacy, too! 233 00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:32,633 I didn't hear you come in. 234 00:12:32,634 --> 00:12:35,103 "Dearest Bree, I will always love you, 235 00:12:35,104 --> 00:12:37,572 "but the will to fight on has left me, 236 00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:41,342 So I've chosen to... Exit life on my own terms." 237 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,311 Is this a suicide note? 238 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:46,714 Well, it's really more of a suicide rough draft. 239 00:12:46,715 --> 00:12:49,584 Oh, my God! 240 00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:52,487 I didn't mean for you to find out this way. 241 00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,489 But now that you know, 242 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:58,559 - At least we can discuss it like adults. - There is nothing to discuss. 243 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,595 Orson... 244 00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:02,864 This is obviously the depression talking. 245 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:06,701 - We will get you some medication. - Bree. Bree. 246 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:10,371 There's no need for you to feel badly about this. 247 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,740 I've had a good life. 248 00:13:12,741 --> 00:13:14,242 Let me go. 249 00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:16,310 I will do no such thing. 250 00:13:16,311 --> 00:13:17,879 I forbid this. 251 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,115 Do you hear me? You will not be killing yourself. 252 00:13:21,116 --> 00:13:23,651 I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house, 253 00:13:23,652 --> 00:13:26,888 And if I have to, I will be with you 24 hours a day. 254 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:31,125 Well, being bored to death wasn't how I was planning to go, 255 00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:34,929 But we can try it your way. 256 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,699 Orson! 257 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,571 I'll give you some time to adjust to this. 258 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,706 But understand me. 259 00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:47,809 It's going to happen. 260 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,214 What's with the condoms? 261 00:14:04,215 --> 00:14:06,015 Calm down. They're not for you. 262 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:09,519 Ah, just what every man wants to hear from his wife. 263 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,988 So? 264 00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:15,592 Ok, hear me out. You know how Ana is dating Danny Bolen? 265 00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:18,795 - I'm gonna kill him. - And we have to be realistic. 266 00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:20,865 - With my bare hands... - Because they're not gonna listen to reason. 267 00:14:20,866 --> 00:14:24,835 - And bury him under the porch. - No, Carlos. What choice do we have? 268 00:14:24,836 --> 00:14:27,304 They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. 269 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:31,375 - Isn't it better to be safe than sorry? - But giving them these is like giving them our blessing. 270 00:14:31,376 --> 00:14:32,777 And that's how I felt at first, 271 00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:35,146 But like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course. 272 00:14:35,147 --> 00:14:37,481 Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy. 273 00:14:38,082 --> 00:14:40,951 What if the condom breaks? What if he forgets to put it on? 274 00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:42,453 If he knocks Ana up, 275 00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:46,390 - Who do you think's gonna end up raising the kid? - God, that would be awful. 276 00:14:46,891 --> 00:14:48,925 Getting up for those 3:00 A.M. feedings 277 00:14:48,926 --> 00:14:50,994 After you've worked all day? 278 00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:53,463 Not me. You. 279 00:14:53,464 --> 00:14:55,565 You'll end up taking care of the baby. 280 00:14:55,566 --> 00:14:56,935 So you better convince her to keep her legs crossed 281 00:14:56,936 --> 00:15:01,004 - Until she's out of this house. - Wait. How is this my problem? She's your trampy niece. 282 00:15:01,005 --> 00:15:03,407 Because if she gets pregnant, I'll be in prison 283 00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:07,377 For killing what's buried underneath the porch. 284 00:15:10,714 --> 00:15:12,582 Mrs. D.! 285 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:13,684 Robin. 286 00:15:13,685 --> 00:15:15,819 I hope you don't mind me just showing up, 287 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:18,789 But I thought about what you said, and you were right. 288 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:22,693 - It's never too late to change your life, so I quit Double D's. - You did? 289 00:15:22,694 --> 00:15:25,395 I was pretty scared at first, 290 00:15:25,396 --> 00:15:28,599 - But now I think it's the best thing I ever did. - Well, that's great. 291 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,502 Now I never would have had the guts without talking to you. 292 00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:35,639 - You're like my role model. - Really? That's sweet. 293 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,575 My old role model was Candi, down at the club, 294 00:15:38,576 --> 00:15:40,043 But she o.D.'d. 295 00:15:40,044 --> 00:15:42,813 Well, I will, uh, try to do Candi proud. 296 00:15:43,814 --> 00:15:45,916 Good for you, Robin. 297 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:48,218 I know change takes a lot of courage. 298 00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:50,354 Oh, it sure does. 299 00:15:51,923 --> 00:15:54,324 So what do I do now? 300 00:15:54,325 --> 00:15:56,126 - Huh? - You know... 301 00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:59,296 What's my next move? Where do I work now? 302 00:15:59,297 --> 00:16:00,731 I'm sorry. 303 00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:03,867 You quit without having anything else lined up? 304 00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,836 I know it was a little hasty, 305 00:16:05,837 --> 00:16:08,338 But you said I could do whatever I wanted. 306 00:16:08,339 --> 00:16:10,707 You sounded so sure. You're still sure, right? 307 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,911 Yes, yes. I'm very sure. The world is your oyster. 308 00:16:13,912 --> 00:16:16,179 You have saved up, right? 309 00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:22,920 She stripped for nine years and didn put anything away? 310 00:16:22,921 --> 00:16:25,322 Apparently there was a boob job and a bad relationship 311 00:16:25,323 --> 00:16:27,224 And the rising cost of glitter. 312 00:16:27,225 --> 00:16:29,159 I have to find a way to help her. 313 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,161 And why is this your responsibility? 314 00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:34,031 Because I'm the one that told her to quit. 315 00:16:34,032 --> 00:16:36,934 I didn't think she'd listen. No one listens to me. 316 00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:40,203 I keep telling you how much I hate that shirt, 317 00:16:40,204 --> 00:16:43,674 - And there it is. - Okay, we'll help her. What do you have in mind? 318 00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:45,742 We need to find her a job. 319 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,678 Well, what can she do? 320 00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:49,646 Does she have skills that don't involve 321 00:16:49,647 --> 00:16:53,283 Picking up a dollar without using her hands? 322 00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:59,590 Why are you so sad? 323 00:16:59,591 --> 00:17:01,858 Well, M.J., 324 00:17:01,859 --> 00:17:04,828 I need a job, and I don't have any skills. 325 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:06,496 You're so pretty. 326 00:17:06,497 --> 00:17:08,432 You could be a princess. 327 00:17:10,268 --> 00:17:12,836 Oh, look. 328 00:17:12,837 --> 00:17:15,339 M.J. is so smitten with her. 329 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:16,807 He's a guy. 330 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:21,278 And she's good with kids. 331 00:17:22,647 --> 00:17:24,648 That's it. 332 00:17:24,649 --> 00:17:27,217 They've been looking for an assistant art teacher 333 00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:28,685 Down at the school. 334 00:17:28,686 --> 00:17:31,555 She said she always wanted to do something like that. 335 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:34,558 - Well, you think she can handle it? - We glue macaroni to shoeboxes. 336 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:36,927 It's not the hardest job in the world. 337 00:17:36,928 --> 00:17:40,097 Now see, how come when I say that, you give me that look? 338 00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,267 And there it is again. 339 00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:46,370 Thanks for cheering me up, M.J. 340 00:17:46,371 --> 00:17:47,838 You're so sweet. 341 00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:51,441 You can give me a bath if you want to. 342 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,389 Jeez, you scared the crap out of me. 343 00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:07,658 Where's Orson? You're supposed to be watching him. 344 00:18:07,659 --> 00:18:09,926 Don't worry. I stuck him in the laundry room 345 00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:12,396 And put a broom through his spokes. 346 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,468 Hello, Bree. 347 00:18:18,469 --> 00:18:23,774 Can we please cross Roy off the suicide watch list? 348 00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:27,077 Hey. You're alive. My job's done here. 349 00:18:27,078 --> 00:18:28,578 Where have you been? 350 00:18:28,579 --> 00:18:30,414 You were supposed to be back an hour ago. 351 00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:34,584 I am sorry, but I had to stop and pick up our guests. 352 00:18:34,585 --> 00:18:36,286 What guests? 353 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:41,825 Orson, meet Chris and Ron. 354 00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:44,795 Now I know you won't listen to me, but you might listen 355 00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:47,764 - To them, since you have something in common. - Really? 356 00:18:47,765 --> 00:18:50,333 Are you Gilbert and Sullivan fans, too? 357 00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:53,303 Sense of humor. That's very important. 358 00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:56,306 Now I know you think there's no reason to go on living, 359 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,375 - Because you're paralyzed... - So you thought, "hey!" 360 00:18:58,376 --> 00:19:01,244 "You know what might cheer him up? Two more paralyzed guys." 361 00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:03,246 Please. Just hear them out. 362 00:19:03,247 --> 00:19:07,651 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make some tea. 363 00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:10,887 So your wife tells us you in a pretty negative place. 364 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,857 - Well, that's to be expected, but eventually... - Look, I know you mean well, 365 00:19:13,858 --> 00:19:15,959 But I don't need a handicapped pep talk. 366 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,329 Hey, we're not handicapped. We're handi-capable. 367 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:21,631 Oh, lord! 368 00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:24,401 We play basketball, dance, we make love. 369 00:19:24,402 --> 00:19:26,369 And I hope you're very happy together. 370 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,305 I, unfortunately, don't have 371 00:19:28,306 --> 00:19:32,342 - Someone to join me on this journey. - You have a wife who clearly loves you. 372 00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:34,010 Wow. Paralyzed and blind. 373 00:19:34,011 --> 00:19:36,880 You must always be the first one to board the plane. 374 00:19:36,881 --> 00:19:40,517 Look, we know what you're going through. 375 00:19:40,518 --> 00:19:43,754 A lot of us feel unloved after something like this happens. 376 00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:45,222 No, you don't understand. 377 00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:49,126 My wife stays with me solely out of obligation. 378 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:52,095 Orson! Could you say such a thing? 379 00:19:52,096 --> 00:19:55,732 It's true, isn't it? You feel guilty because you know 380 00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:57,101 I never would have been hit by that plane 381 00:19:57,102 --> 00:20:02,506 - If I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover. - This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards 382 00:20:02,507 --> 00:20:04,574 To make your life easier. 383 00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:06,877 I should just let you hang yourself. 384 00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:09,913 Hey... Don't we have a basketball game at 2:00? 385 00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:11,882 Can you be honest for one moment? 386 00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:15,085 - You don't love me. - Yeah, we should go. 387 00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:16,653 Please stay. I've made tea. 388 00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:19,356 See? You can't deny it. 389 00:20:19,557 --> 00:20:22,993 Go ahead, Bree. Correct me. Say you love me. 390 00:20:23,794 --> 00:20:25,462 I... 391 00:20:32,569 --> 00:20:34,137 Care very deeply for you. 392 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,742 That's what I thought. 393 00:20:44,048 --> 00:20:46,183 I'm feeling a little upset right now. 394 00:20:46,184 --> 00:20:48,652 Would you mind rolling yourselves out? 395 00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,423 Ana, let me ask you something. 396 00:20:55,424 --> 00:20:56,891 Are you happy? 397 00:20:56,892 --> 00:20:58,025 Why? 398 00:20:58,026 --> 00:21:00,728 Well, Carlos and I want you to be happy. 399 00:21:00,729 --> 00:21:05,600 - Over the last few months, we've come to thing of you as our own daughter. - Really? 400 00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:07,268 In fact, your uncle 401 00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:10,471 Thinks it's about time you and I had that little talk... 402 00:21:10,472 --> 00:21:12,540 About the birds and the bees. 403 00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:16,143 - Oh, God! - That's how I feel, so we're not gonna be doing that. 404 00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:18,246 Okay. 405 00:21:18,247 --> 00:21:21,616 - Instead I'm going to write you a check. - A check? 406 00:21:21,617 --> 00:21:25,119 A check big enough to cover one whole year of modeling school... 407 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,488 And to rent a decent-size apartment... 408 00:21:27,489 --> 00:21:29,290 In New York. 409 00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:30,925 Okay, what's the catch? 410 00:21:30,926 --> 00:21:33,794 That's so cute that you think there's a catch. 411 00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:36,631 This isn't signed. That's the catch. 412 00:21:36,632 --> 00:21:38,767 I will sign it once you graduate high school 413 00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:42,503 Without having had sex or more sex, as the case may be. 414 00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:44,572 Are you serious? 415 00:21:44,573 --> 00:21:47,141 Ana, I could talk to you about morality 416 00:21:47,142 --> 00:21:49,210 Or saving yourself for marriage 417 00:21:49,211 --> 00:21:51,879 Or statistics about S.T.D.s, 418 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,215 But I think you're the kind of girl 419 00:21:54,216 --> 00:21:56,651 Who responds to cold, hard cash. 420 00:21:56,652 --> 00:21:59,287 You know me well. 421 00:21:59,288 --> 00:22:01,489 So do we hava deal? 422 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:04,525 Are you gonna be a successful model with a nice apartment 423 00:22:04,526 --> 00:22:06,761 Or a teenage mom with no future? 424 00:22:06,762 --> 00:22:09,063 Well... 425 00:22:09,064 --> 00:22:11,732 When you put it like that... 426 00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:13,668 Good girl. 427 00:22:13,669 --> 00:22:17,438 Oh, and to answer your earlier question, 428 00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:20,541 I'm now very happy. 429 00:22:22,511 --> 00:22:25,880 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 430 00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:28,182 Three hours of Shakespeare 431 00:22:28,183 --> 00:22:31,686 - For a woman who has to pee every 20 minutes. - Come on! 432 00:22:31,687 --> 00:22:33,688 Dr. Graham's been so supportive of us. 433 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:36,457 - Can't we be supportive of her? - This isn't about support. 434 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:40,127 This is about little Tommy teacher's pet 435 00:22:40,128 --> 00:22:43,164 Wanting a gold star for butt-kissing. 436 00:22:43,165 --> 00:22:44,565 That's not true. 437 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:50,571 Nay, but this dotage... 438 00:22:50,572 --> 00:22:52,573 Please. 439 00:22:52,574 --> 00:22:56,510 You brought her a 40 dollar box of chocolates. 440 00:22:56,511 --> 00:22:58,446 Last mother's day, you threw me a bagel 441 00:22:58,447 --> 00:23:00,414 And called it breakfast in bed. 442 00:23:00,415 --> 00:23:03,384 Admit it. You just have a problem with her 443 00:23:03,385 --> 00:23:06,387 Because you hate it when someone points out your flaws. 444 00:23:06,388 --> 00:23:07,822 That's not true. 445 00:23:07,823 --> 00:23:10,291 I can take constructive criticism justine. 446 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:12,660 You're being a little loud. 447 00:23:12,661 --> 00:23:14,261 Sorry. 448 00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:16,864 See? I can take constructive criticism. 449 00:23:16,865 --> 00:23:19,967 - You're still talking. - You're still annoying. Relax. 450 00:23:19,968 --> 00:23:21,969 She's making her entrance. 451 00:23:23,538 --> 00:23:27,775 Grates me... the sum. 452 00:23:27,776 --> 00:23:30,911 Nay! Hear them, Antony! 453 00:23:34,182 --> 00:23:36,851 Fluvia Perchance is angry. 454 00:23:36,852 --> 00:23:40,988 Or... Who knows? 455 00:23:40,989 --> 00:23:43,057 If the beard... 456 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,261 If the scarce-bearded Caesar 457 00:23:47,262 --> 00:23:50,598 Hath not sent you his powerful mandate... 458 00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:54,001 "Do this or this. 459 00:23:54,002 --> 00:23:57,138 Take in that kingdom and enfranchise that. 460 00:23:57,139 --> 00:23:58,539 Perform it". 461 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:00,741 "Or else we damn thee." 462 00:24:09,751 --> 00:24:11,986 Hey. How was the play? 463 00:24:11,987 --> 00:24:15,222 Lincoln had a better time at the theater. 464 00:24:15,223 --> 00:24:16,557 Really? 465 00:24:16,558 --> 00:24:18,626 So how bad was it? 466 00:24:18,627 --> 00:24:21,495 You remember how horrible your second grade arbor day play was? 467 00:24:21,496 --> 00:24:24,965 But at least we were drunk for that. 468 00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:27,535 Honestly, how did Dr. Graham get that part? 469 00:24:27,536 --> 00:24:29,537 Is she sleeping with the director? 470 00:24:29,538 --> 00:24:31,872 Sleeping with, bathing, donating a kidney... 471 00:24:31,873 --> 00:24:34,008 It's still not enough. 472 00:24:34,009 --> 00:24:36,944 I just hope that I can erase this from my memory 473 00:24:36,945 --> 00:24:39,213 Before our next session. 474 00:24:39,214 --> 00:24:41,849 Are you kidding? We're not seeing her again. 475 00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:45,352 - Why not? - We're not going to continue to take life lessons 476 00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:49,190 From a woman who burped during her death scene. 477 00:24:49,191 --> 00:24:53,027 That has nothing to do with her skills as a therapist. 478 00:24:53,028 --> 00:24:56,897 Really? Did she not tell you she has a "gift" for acting? 479 00:24:56,898 --> 00:24:59,266 - Yeah. - Well, I can't trust the judgment 480 00:24:59,267 --> 00:25:01,669 Of someone with absolutely no self-awareness. 481 00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:03,237 We're not going back. 482 00:25:03,238 --> 00:25:05,206 This is an excuse. You have been looking 483 00:25:05,207 --> 00:25:08,142 For a reason to dump her ever since our last session. 484 00:25:08,143 --> 00:25:09,944 Tom, I learned two things tonight... 485 00:25:09,945 --> 00:25:13,247 Dr. Graham has no insight into real human behavior, 486 00:25:13,248 --> 00:25:17,685 And there are 428 tiles on the ceiling of that theater. 487 00:25:17,686 --> 00:25:21,555 Say what you want. We are going to our next session. 488 00:25:22,891 --> 00:25:24,892 And, by the way, 489 00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:27,661 It was 429. 490 00:25:38,702 --> 00:25:40,436 Robin Gallagher, teaching assistant, 491 00:25:40,437 --> 00:25:41,404 Reporting for duty. 492 00:25:41,405 --> 00:25:45,274 - Hey, look at you! - I wanted to look professional. 493 00:25:45,275 --> 00:25:47,910 Do you like the glasses? I don't even need them. 494 00:25:47,911 --> 00:25:50,314 You look great. That's a beautiful suit. 495 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:53,282 Thanks. It is so nice to wear work clothes 496 00:25:53,283 --> 00:25:55,985 That don't rip away to reveal crotchless panties. 497 00:25:55,986 --> 00:25:58,621 Yeah, you're preaching to the choir. 498 00:25:58,622 --> 00:26:01,557 So, um, I'm just gonna get the kids started painting. 499 00:26:01,558 --> 00:26:04,160 And why don't you hang those globes that we made last week? 500 00:26:04,161 --> 00:26:05,995 Okay. 501 00:26:08,765 --> 00:26:13,002 Um, can I say something? 502 00:26:13,003 --> 00:26:15,437 You really took a chance on me. 503 00:26:15,438 --> 00:26:18,040 No one's ever done that for me before, 504 00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:19,975 So thank you. 505 00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:21,744 You're welcome. 506 00:26:21,745 --> 00:26:24,880 I'm really glad you're here. 507 00:26:24,881 --> 00:26:26,415 Oh, hey, careful. 508 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,284 Never let the kids see you cry. 509 00:26:28,285 --> 00:26:30,419 If they sense weakness, you're done. 510 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:32,721 Sorry we're late. 511 00:26:32,722 --> 00:26:35,024 - Forgot his backpack. - Oh, that's okay, Mr. Linwood. 512 00:26:35,025 --> 00:26:37,059 Come on, Kyle. Let's get you painting. 513 00:26:39,529 --> 00:26:41,430 Who's that? 514 00:26:41,431 --> 00:26:44,400 That's my new teaching assistant, Miss Gallagher. 515 00:26:44,401 --> 00:26:48,938 No, Bobby. That's not how we use pipe cleaners! 516 00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:51,140 I'm sorry. 517 00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:53,542 Do we know each other? 518 00:26:53,843 --> 00:26:55,411 I don't think so. 519 00:26:55,412 --> 00:26:58,247 Are you sure? You look so familiar. 520 00:26:58,248 --> 00:27:01,183 I guess I just have one of those faces. 521 00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,959 What did you want to see me about, Principal Hobson? 522 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,161 You are aware, aren't you, 523 00:27:12,162 --> 00:27:14,063 That as a private school, 524 00:27:14,064 --> 00:27:15,998 We depend on the financial support 525 00:27:15,999 --> 00:27:18,968 Of our more affluent parent donors? 526 00:27:18,969 --> 00:27:20,669 I am aware of that. 527 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:22,972 Good. 528 00:27:22,973 --> 00:27:26,242 Because I just got a call from Kyle linwood's father, 529 00:27:26,243 --> 00:27:28,010 A major donor. 530 00:27:29,946 --> 00:27:32,948 Is it true that your assistant can break a 5 dollars 531 00:27:32,949 --> 00:27:35,117 By shaking out her underwear? 532 00:27:43,193 --> 00:27:46,195 - I don't want to take a bath! - Well, that's too bad. 533 00:27:46,196 --> 00:27:49,164 It's time to give the earth back some of its dirt. 534 00:27:49,165 --> 00:27:50,666 Go! 535 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,768 Hey, I'm gonna be upstairs for a bit. 536 00:27:52,769 --> 00:27:55,037 What are you guys up to tonight? 537 00:27:55,038 --> 00:27:58,607 - We're just gonna stay home and study. - Good girl. 538 00:28:06,283 --> 00:28:09,585 Why are you getting me all worked up? 539 00:28:09,586 --> 00:28:12,454 I thought you made your aunt a promise. 540 00:28:12,455 --> 00:28:14,423 I promised her I wouldn't have sex. 541 00:28:14,424 --> 00:28:16,859 I didn't promise you wouldn't. 542 00:28:31,474 --> 00:28:35,044 Fine! I'll sort it myself! 543 00:29:02,572 --> 00:29:05,474 Mr. Solis. 544 00:29:05,475 --> 00:29:07,576 Okay, don't freak out, okay? 545 00:29:07,577 --> 00:29:10,746 - What the hell are you doing? - Hey, I'm sorry. This won't happen again. 546 00:29:10,747 --> 00:29:14,616 - Uncle Carlos, it's no big deal. - You think you can come into my house and do this?! 547 00:29:14,617 --> 00:29:17,786 Answer me! 548 00:29:18,888 --> 00:29:20,823 Answer me! Answer me! 549 00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:25,861 I catch you near her again, I will kick your ass, boy. 550 00:29:25,862 --> 00:29:30,165 - Let go of him! - You know what I caught your son doing in my house? 551 00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:32,301 - I don't care. - Carlos, what is going on?! 552 00:29:32,302 --> 00:29:34,570 I said let go! 553 00:29:34,571 --> 00:29:37,072 Oh, God! Angie, what the hell?! 554 00:29:38,675 --> 00:29:41,810 - Wait for me outside. - Ma, please don't. 555 00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:43,612 Outside! 556 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:54,289 Look, I came in and found him on top of her. 557 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:56,258 I don't care. He's my kid. 558 00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:59,895 You ever touch him again, you're dead. 559 00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:07,970 Hey, Bolen! 560 00:30:07,971 --> 00:30:11,707 I see you tried to separate my glass and plastic. 561 00:30:16,012 --> 00:30:17,913 Suck it, earth! 562 00:30:17,914 --> 00:30:19,882 Ma! 563 00:30:27,724 --> 00:30:30,325 Come on, ma. Let's go. 564 00:30:36,574 --> 00:30:38,508 So maybe you shouldn't just think 565 00:30:38,509 --> 00:30:40,443 About what you want to say 566 00:30:40,444 --> 00:30:43,446 But about how you say it, so Tom can hear you. 567 00:30:47,585 --> 00:30:49,419 That's... 568 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:51,454 A theory. 569 00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:53,656 Is something bothering you, Lynette? 570 00:30:53,657 --> 00:30:55,858 It's the pregnancy. 571 00:30:55,859 --> 00:30:57,860 This morning she got mad at me 572 00:30:57,861 --> 00:31:00,230 Over the way I drank my orange juice. 573 00:31:00,231 --> 00:31:03,533 Is that all? You know you're in a safe place here. 574 00:31:03,534 --> 00:31:07,136 We can tell each other anything. 575 00:31:09,673 --> 00:31:11,574 Okay. 576 00:31:11,575 --> 00:31:13,977 Since this is a safe place... 577 00:31:15,913 --> 00:31:18,715 Tom and I saw your play the other night. 578 00:31:18,716 --> 00:31:22,652 You did? Well, why didn't you come backstage and say hello? 579 00:31:22,653 --> 00:31:26,489 Well, the truth is, I didn't know what to say, because... 580 00:31:26,490 --> 00:31:28,658 I didn't really like it. 581 00:31:30,261 --> 00:31:32,829 I know. 582 00:31:32,830 --> 00:31:34,697 Our antony was dreadful. 583 00:31:34,698 --> 00:31:37,133 You weren't the only one who thought so. 584 00:31:37,134 --> 00:31:39,502 No... Actually, I was talking about you. 585 00:31:39,503 --> 00:31:42,205 You were... 586 00:31:42,206 --> 00:31:43,773 Really not very good, 587 00:31:43,774 --> 00:31:45,775 And now I've sort of lost confidence 588 00:31:45,776 --> 00:31:48,945 In you as a therapist. 589 00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:52,715 Okay. 590 00:31:52,716 --> 00:31:54,684 Do you want to elaborate? 591 00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:57,520 No. I think I said what I needed to say. 592 00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:03,159 See, this is the same thing in your marriage. 593 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,595 You criticize Tom, but you won't be specific. 594 00:32:05,596 --> 00:32:08,364 It's sort of the coward's way out. 595 00:32:08,365 --> 00:32:11,534 Coward? 596 00:32:13,771 --> 00:32:15,371 Okay. 597 00:32:15,372 --> 00:32:16,773 You sucked. 598 00:32:16,774 --> 00:32:19,142 You were really, really bad. 599 00:32:19,143 --> 00:32:20,910 Three words... 600 00:32:20,911 --> 00:32:23,479 Stink, stank, stunk. 601 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,315 Specific enough? 602 00:32:27,618 --> 00:32:30,453 Good for you, Lynette. 603 00:32:30,454 --> 00:32:32,655 I commend you for your honesty. 604 00:32:34,692 --> 00:32:38,795 Although, the "fairview herald" had a different take. 605 00:32:38,796 --> 00:32:42,098 They found my Cleopatra "incandescent." 606 00:32:42,099 --> 00:32:43,499 Oh... My God! 607 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,702 You actually believe that? 608 00:32:45,703 --> 00:32:48,438 See, this is why we can't see her anymore. 609 00:32:48,439 --> 00:32:50,640 Tom, you haven't weighed in yet. 610 00:32:50,641 --> 00:32:52,842 What did you think? 611 00:32:58,749 --> 00:33:01,751 I thought you were great. 612 00:33:01,752 --> 00:33:05,021 What? Liar! You said you've seen seals playing horns 613 00:33:05,022 --> 00:33:09,058 - That put on a better show. - There's no need to bully him into agreeing with you. 614 00:33:09,059 --> 00:33:12,128 I wouldn't have to bully him if he would man up for once. 615 00:33:12,129 --> 00:33:14,997 - Lynette, you're attacking. - Of course. Because I'm always the bad cop, 616 00:33:14,998 --> 00:33:17,066 He's always the good cop. 617 00:33:17,067 --> 00:33:19,068 Could you just once not be such a wuss? 618 00:33:19,069 --> 00:33:21,704 Damn right I'm the good cop. Someone has to be, 619 00:33:21,705 --> 00:33:23,806 Because bad cop-bad cop doesn't work. 620 00:33:23,807 --> 00:33:27,143 I grew up in that house, and it doesn't work. 621 00:33:27,144 --> 00:33:30,413 That is not it. You like me being the bad guy. 622 00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:33,883 That way you c always be the good guy. But guess what? 623 00:33:33,884 --> 00:33:37,253 I'd love to be the good guy once in a while, but I can't, 624 00:33:37,254 --> 00:33:39,222 Because when things get hard 625 00:33:39,223 --> 00:33:41,324 Or a difficult decision has to get made, 626 00:33:41,325 --> 00:33:42,792 You run from confrontation, 627 00:33:42,793 --> 00:33:44,727 And if I don't step into the void, 628 00:33:44,728 --> 00:33:47,730 Things grind to a halt. Because I got news for you... 629 00:33:47,731 --> 00:33:51,901 Good cop-good cop doesn't work either! 630 00:33:56,573 --> 00:33:58,107 You're right. 631 00:34:00,677 --> 00:34:01,978 Really? 632 00:34:01,979 --> 00:34:04,647 I like to be liked, 633 00:34:04,648 --> 00:34:06,249 And because of that, 634 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:10,153 A lot of the ugly stuff I defer to you. 635 00:34:10,154 --> 00:34:11,721 And I'm sorry. 636 00:34:16,093 --> 00:34:18,694 Your performance was aggressively bad. 637 00:34:18,695 --> 00:34:21,531 At one point during the second act, I started 638 00:34:21,532 --> 00:34:25,268 To choke on a mint and thought about not fighting it. 639 00:34:26,970 --> 00:34:29,105 Thank you. 640 00:34:30,574 --> 00:34:33,843 This was quite a breakthrough. 641 00:34:33,844 --> 00:34:36,279 And you're right. 642 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,682 You're a wonderful therapist. 643 00:34:39,683 --> 00:34:42,051 Thank you, Lynette. 644 00:34:42,052 --> 00:34:45,922 Now, both of you, get the hell out of my office. 645 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,760 So we catch her son on top of our niece, 646 00:34:50,761 --> 00:34:53,696 - And we have to apologize? - No, we have to apologize 647 00:34:53,697 --> 00:34:56,666 Because you almost put her son's head through a wall. 648 00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:59,702 When are you gonna learn violence is not the answer? 649 00:35:03,173 --> 00:35:06,309 I shouldn't have to tell you this! You know better! 650 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:09,045 We've been doing it for 19 years. You're smarter than this! 651 00:35:09,046 --> 00:35:11,014 This is not the first time we've had this conversation. 652 00:35:11,015 --> 00:35:13,484 I feel like I'm talking to a wall here, huh? 653 00:35:14,485 --> 00:35:16,486 What is going on here? 654 00:35:16,487 --> 00:35:18,254 What the hell is wrong with you?! 655 00:35:18,255 --> 00:35:20,857 Oh, God! He's ripping Danny a new one. 656 00:35:20,858 --> 00:35:24,027 - Damn it! Angie! - Okay, Nick, just leave me alone! 657 00:35:24,028 --> 00:35:27,163 No, no, no, no. Hey! You are getting sloppy. 658 00:35:27,164 --> 00:35:29,632 - We should go. - Yeah, we should. 659 00:35:29,633 --> 00:35:31,567 First you get into it with that crazy lady 660 00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:34,704 About her recycling, which I told you not to do. 661 00:35:34,705 --> 00:35:36,473 And then guess what? She comes over this morning 662 00:35:36,474 --> 00:35:39,010 - And says she's thinking about suing us. - Okay, I lost my cool. 663 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:42,546 Well, get it back! Because this rock we are hiding under 664 00:35:42,547 --> 00:35:47,283 Is not that big, and if people start poking around, we're done. 665 00:35:52,002 --> 00:35:54,370 He fires her for something she used to do. 666 00:35:54,371 --> 00:35:55,839 It's so hypocritical. 667 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,375 I mean, why not get mad at the kid's father? 668 00:35:58,376 --> 00:36:01,144 He obviously goes to Double D's. 669 00:36:02,145 --> 00:36:04,547 I just hope I didn't get you into any trouble, Mrs. D. 670 00:36:04,548 --> 00:36:05,615 I feel awful. 671 00:36:05,616 --> 00:36:08,251 No, no, no. This is not your fault. 672 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:11,187 When I'm sad, my mom gives me a big hug. 673 00:36:11,188 --> 00:36:13,056 Down, tiger. 674 00:36:13,057 --> 00:36:15,525 What am I gonna do? I have no money for rent. 675 00:36:15,526 --> 00:36:17,560 I'm just gonna end up homeless. 676 00:36:17,561 --> 00:36:20,764 You know, maybe I should go and beg for my old job back. 677 00:36:20,765 --> 00:36:22,832 No, no, no. You can't do that. 678 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:25,268 Quitting that place took a lot of guts. 679 00:36:28,506 --> 00:36:31,474 How do you feel about letting her move in here? 680 00:36:31,475 --> 00:36:33,510 Julie's gone. We have her empty room. 681 00:36:33,511 --> 00:36:36,746 - It's just until she gets on her feet. - You're asking if I'm okay 682 00:36:36,747 --> 00:36:38,715 With letting a stripper live with us? 683 00:36:38,716 --> 00:36:41,017 - I'm gonna go with no. - Why not? 684 00:36:41,018 --> 00:36:44,754 - I have no idea. I'm just really sure this is a trick question. - She's a nice girl, and she's in trouble. 685 00:36:44,755 --> 00:36:46,723 You know, I think of myself 686 00:36:46,724 --> 00:36:48,792 As a good person who cares about others, 687 00:36:48,793 --> 00:36:51,694 And how often do I actually get to walk the walk? 688 00:36:51,695 --> 00:36:54,831 This is an opportunity to really help someone. 689 00:36:54,832 --> 00:36:56,866 I want to do it. 690 00:36:59,703 --> 00:37:01,571 Okay. 691 00:37:01,572 --> 00:37:03,540 Okay, let's go make ex-stripper 692 00:37:03,541 --> 00:37:05,475 And a little boy very happy. 693 00:37:10,514 --> 00:37:12,048 What's this for? 694 00:37:12,049 --> 00:37:14,017 The Lackeys' 50th anniversary party. 695 00:37:14,018 --> 00:37:15,652 Don't you remember? 696 00:37:15,653 --> 00:37:18,054 I'm sorry. I thought I'd be dead by now, 697 00:37:18,055 --> 00:37:20,023 So I wasn't paying much attention 698 00:37:20,024 --> 00:37:21,458 To our social calendar. 699 00:37:21,459 --> 00:37:23,426 Well, regardless, you're going. 700 00:37:23,427 --> 00:37:25,762 And if you're still around next Saturday, 701 00:37:25,763 --> 00:37:28,031 We've got brunch with my family. 702 00:37:28,032 --> 00:37:30,533 Well, now you're just daring me. 703 00:37:35,739 --> 00:37:40,110 Orson, Walter is about to make a toast. 704 00:37:40,111 --> 00:37:41,644 Don't you want to hear it? 705 00:37:41,645 --> 00:37:45,348 A speech about the joys of wedded bliss? 706 00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:46,983 Pass. 707 00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:56,526 Walter and Shirley are about to dance 708 00:37:56,527 --> 00:37:59,229 To a song that was played at their wedding. 709 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:02,298 But before they do, walter would like to say a few words. 710 00:38:02,299 --> 00:38:04,901 I want to thank you all for coming. 711 00:38:05,102 --> 00:38:08,271 But 50 years... Would it hardly seems possible. 712 00:38:08,272 --> 00:38:10,206 And now I'm not gonna lie to you 713 00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:12,275 And say it's always been easy. 714 00:38:12,276 --> 00:38:14,577 I mean, we've had our share of tragedy 715 00:38:14,578 --> 00:38:18,681 And we've said a few things we wish we could take back. 716 00:38:18,682 --> 00:38:21,284 But for the most part, we've been lucky, 717 00:38:21,285 --> 00:38:23,953 Because no matter how old we get, 718 00:38:23,954 --> 00:38:25,922 We've always been able to remember 719 00:38:25,923 --> 00:38:29,692 What made us fall in love in the first place, right, hon? 720 00:39:04,862 --> 00:39:06,496 Orson! 721 00:39:10,234 --> 00:39:11,901 Orson! Stop! 722 00:39:11,902 --> 00:39:14,804 Don't you dare throw yourself in that pool! 723 00:39:16,006 --> 00:39:19,475 I want to die. Why can't you let me? 724 00:39:19,476 --> 00:39:21,411 Because I want this, too. 725 00:39:21,412 --> 00:39:24,347 I want a party like this someday toelebrate our life together. 726 00:39:24,348 --> 00:39:27,050 What is there about our life to celebrate? 727 00:39:27,051 --> 00:39:29,586 Look at Walter and Shirley in there. 728 00:39:29,587 --> 00:39:32,555 I was watching them dance with such passion in their eyes, 729 00:39:32,556 --> 00:39:34,991 But I know they haven't always been like that. 730 00:39:34,992 --> 00:39:38,461 They've had their rough times, too, but they stuck it out. 731 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:39,929 Because they're in love. 732 00:39:39,930 --> 00:39:42,865 I asked you if you loved me, and you couldn't answer. 733 00:39:44,401 --> 00:39:48,838 Fine. I'll answer you now. 734 00:39:48,839 --> 00:39:51,074 I loved you once. 735 00:39:51,075 --> 00:39:54,010 Can I love you again? 736 00:39:54,011 --> 00:39:55,612 I don't know. 737 00:39:57,815 --> 00:40:02,318 But I would like to recapture whatonce had. 738 00:40:05,522 --> 00:40:08,391 And how can we do that if you're not here? 739 00:40:09,893 --> 00:40:13,029 So... I'm asking you... 740 00:40:14,765 --> 00:40:17,166 Please stay. 741 00:40:37,688 --> 00:40:41,591 In this never-ending drama we call life, 742 00:40:41,592 --> 00:40:44,894 Everyone has a part to play. 743 00:40:47,164 --> 00:40:51,100 Some are cast as romantic leads. 744 00:40:51,101 --> 00:40:56,739 Others end up being the victim. 745 00:40:56,740 --> 00:41:02,312 and a few always provide comic relief. 746 00:41:02,313 --> 00:41:03,746 And then there are 747 00:41:03,747 --> 00:41:07,116 Those who end up playing the hero... 748 00:41:08,819 --> 00:41:13,690 Especially if they feel there's a villain... 749 00:41:14,691 --> 00:41:18,695 Who lives just across the street. 750 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:3,00 www.quicksubtitles.com