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previously on desperate housewives
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orson's secret came out
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so you don't know that your husband tried to kill mike
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and bree couldn't forgive him
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lynette's stepdaughter keila never adjusted in being part of the family
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i'm never gonna love her
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and you can't make me
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and dylan reconnected with her real father
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i like that relationship with you
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but you mum is still scaring me. i don't wanna upset her
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i don't have to tell her
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it happens in every marriage.
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couples accumulate
lovely things-
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things that make a house
a home.
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but when the home is broken,
these things must be divided.
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the most dignified way
to do this
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is for each spouse
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to keep what is
most important to them.
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and bree and orson hodge
were nothing...
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if not dignified
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i assume you'll want
the pewter cat.
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that was my gift to you.
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you adored it, as i recall.
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that's why i'm giving you
the choice.
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and what about that hummel
from your aunt?
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it's ugly as sin,
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but she insists
that it's valuable.
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you keep it.
keep everything.
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there's only one thing
in this house that i want.
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i know, but i'm the one thing
you can't have.
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please,
you have to forgive me.
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orson,
every wife understands
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that her husband
will make a few mistakes-
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a forgotten anniversary,
the occasional harsh word,
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but we all have to
draw the line somewhere,
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and i'm drawing mine
at the attempted murder
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of my best friend's husband.
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bree, if i could open up
my heart
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and show you how sorry i am,
i would, but i can't.
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there must be something else
i could do.
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there is one thing.
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name it.
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turn yourself in
to the police.
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but the statute of limitations
hasn't run out.
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they would arrest me.
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and you'd probably go to prison.
yes, i could go away for years.
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exactly, and if you could muster
that kind of moral courage,
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i think
i could forgive you.
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oh, come on.
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i promise
i'll wait for you.
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bree...
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i can't go to prison.
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very well.
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so do you want the cat
or not?
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in any separation,
it's only fair
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that each spouse get to keep
what is most important to them.
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that's how bree hodge
got to keep her pewter cat...
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and orson hodge got
to hold on to...
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his freedom.
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the suburbs are flush
with a certain kind of fool.
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you know the type-
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the man who opens his door
to total strangers...
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the woman who never
uses her latch.
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it never occurs to them
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that letting someone
into their home...
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means letting them
into their lives.
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hi. i'm ellie. i understand
you got a room to rent.
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yeah, come on in.
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so because of
my husband's disability,
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our financial situation
has changed,
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and we have this big house.
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well, it's an amazing place,
and i love the room.
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i can't believe
it's still available.
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well, you know... anyhow, uh,
you have a great credit score.
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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what was that?
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what was what?
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ellie, did she just give me
a dirty look?
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uh...
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yeah, i thought so.
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i'm sorry, ellie.
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there's been some tension
between my husband and me.
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see, the truth is, we could've
had the room rented by now
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if my husband
wasn't so paranoid.
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why, because i wouldn't let the swedish
bodybuilder move in? you're as blind as a fruit bat.
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how would you know
if he's a bodybuilder?
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i brushed up against him.
i felt his bicep. it was huge.
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that wasn't his bicep.
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why do you think
he rushed out of here?
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okay, i normally dig this sort
of interpersonal stuff,
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but i have a class in 20,
so back to me?
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you're right, ellie.
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my husband was
totally inappropriate.
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so a class? are you a teacher?
actually, i'm an art student.
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my life was working pretty well,
and so i decided to junk it
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and learn how to paint fruit.
it's, uh, stupid, right?
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no, it's gutsy.
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well, we like you,
ellie,
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and if you have
first and last months' rent,
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we'd like you even more.
fantastic.
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i just hit the bank,
so do you mind cash?
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oh, no, i love cash.
cash and i go way back.
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so are you okay with this,
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or do you need
to grope her, too?
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so that really wasn't
the guy's arm?
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it had an elbow.
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is this the clean pile?
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'cause i'm not seeing it!
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you know what?
do 'em all again.
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this time,
use a little elbow grease.
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how are they doing?
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they are not suffering
enough for my taste.
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are you sure that washing dishes
is the right punishment?
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well, gee, i'm kind of
at a loss here, tom.
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dr. spock didn't have a chapter
on how to punish your kids
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for burning down a building. i just
don't feel like we're handling this right.
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maybe we should take 'em
to therapy.
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tom, they're not
serial killers.
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they're two little boys
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who were afraid their parents
were breaking up.
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but still-
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no. we can handle this
in-house.
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we can make sure they never
do anything like this again.
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fine.
we'll try it your way.
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but this next month
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is gonna be like boot camp
for these guys.
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they are going to
be cleaning out the gutters,
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taking out the trash,
mowing the lawns.
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wait a second.
th
ose are your chores.
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no time to talk.
dinner shift's starting.
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okay, this is the place.
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oh, here, let me throw that
away for you.
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no, i'm not finished
with it.
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it's a lamaze class.
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i guarantee you i will not
be the only woman in there
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holding a chimichanga.
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wow. it's all couples.
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i wish mike didn't have
that rehab thing tonight.
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do you want me to stay?
i can skip the movie.
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oh, no,
that's okay. i'll be fine.
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okay. have fun.
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quit eyeing it.
i ain't sharing.
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okay, don't talk.
just listen.
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remember last year
when i brought up
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dad's new girlfriend,
and you said you never wanted
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to hear another word about
one of his skanks again? yeah.
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okay, well, i just spotted them
in the hallway,
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and there's something
you should know.
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oh... my god.
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okay, you're all caught up. he got his
skank pregnant, and you didn't tell me?
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i tried, remember? i said,
"dad and marisa are about to-"
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and then you stopped me,
and then you said,
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"talk to the hand," and i said, "no one says that anymore"
- okay, i get it.
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one more thing.
they're married. see ya.
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susie q.! what a small world!
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look how fat you are.
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hello, karl.
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marisa, this is susan,
my ex-wife.
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hello. it's so nice
to finally meet... you.
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honey, i-i'm gonna go sign us in
and get us a couple mats.
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okay.
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can you believe this?
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what are the chances we'd end up
having more kids, huh?
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especially you.
what does that mean?
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i'm just saying,
most eggs your age don't take.
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power to you.
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okay, clearly,
this is not going to work.
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so why don't you
take your child bride
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and find another class?
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i know. she's young. makes you
wanna have work done, huh?
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or should i say, more work
done? the only work i've had done
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was getting 185 pounds of
ugly fat sucked out of my house.
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you're jealous. i get it.
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she's gorgeous, funny,
a law professor.
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oh, no, no, no, th-those are not
the legs of a law professor.
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not that she needs to work.
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i just made partner
at my firm. thanks.
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i keep telling her,
"slow down.
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"if you need something to do,
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why not oversee the remodel
of our new ski chalet?"
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well, i better get back
to marisa.
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and by the way,
you're dripping.
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bye, mom. i'm leaving.
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be home by 10:00.
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10:00?
but it's almost 8:00 now.
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yes, and it's also
a school night.
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fine.
introduce me to this boy,
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and we'll talk about
making your curfew later.
191
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yeah,
maybe some other night.
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sweetie, i'm gonna have to
meet him eventually.
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it's just... i don't even know
if i like him yet.
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when i do, you can meet him.
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i'll be home by 10:00.
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hey, dad.
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hey, princess.
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let's go. i'm starving.
199
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honey, i can't find
my nail file. have you seen it?
200
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is that some kind
of joke?
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oh, right. i keep forgetting
you're useless.
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00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,800
i'm gonna see
if ellie has one.
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00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,300
hey, ellie,
you got a sec?
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be right there.
205
00:10:11,453 --> 00:10:12,925
hey, what's up?
206
00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:15,300
hey, um...
oh, i'm sorry.
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i didn't know
you were... entertaining.
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hi. i'm gaby solis.
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hey.
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um, so what do you need?
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oh, you know what?
it can wait.
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i'll see you
in the morning.
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okay, that was weird.
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what?
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earlier tonight, i saw a guy
coming out of ellie's room,
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so i assumed
it was her boyfriend,
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but just now i caught her
in there with another guy.
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okay. so we have two tramps
living in our house.
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that was for the "useless"
comment, wasn't it?
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mm-hmm.
and it felt good.
221
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oh, it sounds like
he's leaving.
222
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i hope
it's not 'cause of me.
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mm.
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maybe i should go
apologize.
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okay, there may be
two tramps in this house,
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but only one of 'em
is getting paid.
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hey, lynette.
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ida's cat got out again.
you haven't seen him, have ya?
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no, sorry.
i hope you find him.
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well, if he's anything like ida,
he'll wander into my house drunk
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the next time
"guiding light" is on.
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wait. hold on.
i have to fix this.
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this is so unfair.
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yeah, i know. i hate her.
235
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how come she's not
in trouble?
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because we started the fire,
you idiot,
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so now we have
to be punished.
238
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i know, but it was her idea! boys?
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who are you talking about?
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kayla?
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can i speak to you
for a second?
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i guess.
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i need to ask you something,
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and i want you
to tell me the truth, okay?
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did you have anything to do
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with the fire
at rick's restaurant?
247
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did someone say i did?
248
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,425
i'm looking for
a "yes" or "no" answer here.
249
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,862
i didn't start the fire.
250
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:43,566
no, the twins did,
but they say it was your idea.
251
00:12:44,237 --> 00:12:45,266
it was a joke.
252
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,300
i didn't think
they'd actually do it.
253
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,816
kayla...
254
00:12:49,175 --> 00:12:52,112
why would you even joke
about something like that?
255
00:12:53,632 --> 00:12:55,253
we heard
you and daddy talking
256
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:57,488
about how rick wanted
to take you away.
257
00:12:57,488 --> 00:13:00,675
porter was so mad.
he wanted to blow rick up.
258
00:13:00,675 --> 00:13:02,987
preston told him
he could use dynamite.
259
00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:04,706
i told them
that was stupid.
260
00:13:04,706 --> 00:13:06,237
no one has dynamite
in their house.
261
00:13:08,909 --> 00:13:11,050
but everyone has matches.
262
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,112
do you have any idea
what you've done?
263
00:13:14,112 --> 00:13:15,816
someone
could have been killed.
264
00:13:15,816 --> 00:13:16,800
but they weren't.
265
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,925
but it doesn'tmatter!
266
00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:23,800
intentionally setting a fire
is a very serious crime.
267
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,863
don't you get that?
268
00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:27,254
i do.
269
00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:30,675
that's why i think it's good
you're punishing the twins.
270
00:13:30,899 --> 00:13:32,833
they're really bad kids,
271
00:13:33,238 --> 00:13:35,699
and they need to learn.
272
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,503
i told you
we'd be overdressed.
273
00:13:49,503 --> 00:13:50,738
there's nothing wrong
with that.
274
00:13:50,738 --> 00:13:52,550
it shows our respect
for lamaze,
275
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:55,050
and, you know,
the whole birthing process.
276
00:13:57,934 --> 00:14:00,567
or it's that
your ex-husband's here.
277
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:04,268
karl? is he here?
oh, what a freakish-
278
00:14:04,268 --> 00:14:07,238
don't even bother.
why didn't you just tell me?
279
00:14:07,238 --> 00:14:08,925
'cause i knew you'd make us
switch to another class.
280
00:14:08,925 --> 00:14:09,847
last time i was here,
281
00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:12,175
karl kept throwing
his perfect life in my face,
282
00:14:12,175 --> 00:14:13,394
and i just wanted
to come back here
283
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:17,362
and show him that we were doing
well, too. hence the sport coat.
284
00:14:17,362 --> 00:14:18,769
"hence." that's classy.
285
00:14:18,769 --> 00:14:21,363
say a lot of "hence"
when we see him.
286
00:14:21,363 --> 00:14:22,941
susan, i'm not gonna lie
about who i am.
287
00:14:22,941 --> 00:14:25,425
i'm not asking you to lie.
i'm just saying spin.
288
00:14:25,425 --> 00:14:28,050
why won't you spin?
i don't know.
289
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:31,457
hey, plumber!
somebody clog a toilet?
290
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,862
i'm in.
291
00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:36,800
hey, guys.
292
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,487
mike, you remember karl?
293
00:14:38,487 --> 00:14:42,175
and this is karl's wife marisa. hello.
294
00:14:42,984 --> 00:14:44,237
so how's things going?
295
00:14:44,237 --> 00:14:45,550
you still spending
most of your time
296
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,612
with your head
under a sink?
297
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,362
actually, i hired
a couple of guys,
298
00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:51,191
and they do all the work.
299
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,472
i just sit back
and cash the checks,
300
00:14:53,472 --> 00:14:54,800
hence the sport coat.
301
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:58,425
yeah, you guys look fantastic.
i feel like such a slob.
302
00:14:58,425 --> 00:14:59,987
kind of overdressed,
aren't you?
303
00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:02,159
well, after this,
we have a big party to go to.
304
00:15:02,159 --> 00:15:05,238
yeah, our social life
is just crazy these days.
305
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:09,675
seems like every night we have
some fancy party. just bananas.
306
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,487
why don't you ever
take me out?
307
00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:12,738
hey, at least
i didn't ditch you
308
00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:14,988
on the first day
of lamaze class.
309
00:15:14,988 --> 00:15:18,112
i didn't ditch susan.
i was getting my 30-day chip.
310
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,550
what, you're like an alkie?
311
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:25,800
drugs, actually.
prescription drugs.
312
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,113
but i went through rehab,
313
00:15:27,113 --> 00:15:28,785
and i'm clean now.
314
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,988
wow. congratulations.
315
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:35,441
okay, people, time to
get started. take your seats.
316
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:39,800
so your hubby's been in rehab?
317
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,863
that's just bananas.
318
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,967
wow.
319
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,925
i know.
320
00:15:48,925 --> 00:15:51,862
turns out the whole thing
was kayla's idea.
321
00:15:52,237 --> 00:15:53,175
well, i guess
porter and preston have
322
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:55,925
a new dishwashing buddy,
huh?
323
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,675
mm, no.
324
00:15:57,675 --> 00:16:00,300
i think it goes
a little further than that.
325
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,175
i think we have
326
00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:04,738
a seriously troubled
young girl.
327
00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:07,988
she needs...
professional help.
328
00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:10,667
like therapy?
329
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,238
you brought it up before,
and in this case,
330
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,878
i really don't think
we have a choice.
331
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:16,612
interesting.
so the boys, who actually
332
00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:19,362
physically set the fire-
they don't need therapy,
333
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:21,425
but kayla, who only
talked about it-she does?
334
00:16:21,425 --> 00:16:23,800
you didn't see her.
she just sat there,
335
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,633
playing with her doll
with this kind of eerie calm.
336
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:31,315
oh, she was calm. yeah,
better nip that in the bud.
337
00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:32,660
no, you're missing my point.
338
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:33,800
no, i get your point.
339
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,675
there are different rules
for my kid
340
00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:37,503
than there are for yours.
341
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:41,737
well... yeah.
342
00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:44,440
think of what that poor girl
has been through.
343
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,487
and on top of that...
344
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,238
her mom
was kind of a psycho.
345
00:16:51,425 --> 00:16:55,316
okay, you are saying
that kayla is a psycho now.
346
00:16:55,316 --> 00:16:59,863
i am just saying,
apple... tree.
347
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,940
maybe not so far.
348
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:05,128
and i'm just saying,
my daughter is fine.
349
00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:06,425
no therapy.
350
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,130
Orson, What Are
You Doing Here?
351
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:25,720
Bree,It's So Good To See You.
I Have Been Doing Some Thinking.
352
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,330
Yes,I Can Smell The
Thinking On Your Breath.
353
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,220
Are You Insane, Driving
In This Condition?
354
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,850
No,I Didn't. I Arrived Sober,
And I Drank While I Waited.
355
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,430
I Am A Law-Abiding Man.
356
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,520
Except For The
Occasional Hit-And-Run.
357
00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:40,660
Ah,The Incident. That's
What I'm Here To Talk About.
358
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,120
I Am Prepared To
Meet Your Condition
359
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,730
And Go To The Police.
360
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:47,880
You Are?
361
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,910
Yes, I Have It
All Figured Out.
362
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:53,770
The Key Is The
Sleepwalking. Susan Saw It.
363
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,740
We'll Find A
Psychiatrist To Testify
364
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,050
That I Was Sleepwalking
When I Drove The Car.
365
00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:00,070
It's Brilliant! No,It's
A Pathetic Fantasy
366
00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:02,810
Fueled By Cowardice
And Amaretto Sours.
367
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,870
You Committed A
Crime,Orson. Face It.
368
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:11,300
Bree,I Just Want To
Come Home. Please!
369
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,710
Hey! I'm Glad You Two
Are Patching Things Up,
370
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,110
But Take The
Makeup Sex Inside.
371
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,300
Edie,Would You Do Me A Favor
372
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,940
And Take Orson Back
To His Apartment?
373
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:25,840
I Have To Let My Sitter Go
Home. Uh,All Right. Hop In.
374
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:29,080
Oh,No,Please. Don't
Make Me Go Back There.
375
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:32,780
The Other Divorced Men Are
Trying To Start A Book Club.
376
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,730
Oh,For God Sakes.
377
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:37,460
You Can Sleep It Off
On My Couch Tonight.
378
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,680
Now Hitch Up Your
Skirt And Get In.
379
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,810
Yeah. Yeah.
380
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,290
There Have Been Men
Coming Out Of Her Room
381
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,340
At All Hours Of The Night,
382
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,920
And I Saw Her
Counting A Wad Of Cash.
383
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,630
So Long Story Short,
384
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:54,010
I Need Your Help To Get
That Hooker Out Of My House.
385
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,400
What Do You Want Us To Do?
386
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,380
Well, I've Got
No Solid Evidence,
387
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,720
And She's Got A Lease.
388
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:04,420
So,Bob,I Was Hoping You
Could "Solicit" Her Services.
389
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:05,710
That Way I'll Have Proof.
390
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,960
You Do Know I'm Gay,Right?
391
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,230
Exactly. You People Are
Theatrical,And I Need
392
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:14,730
Someone I Can Count On To
Give A Decent Performance.
393
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,830
I Don't Know. I'll Do It.
394
00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:21,550
What?
395
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,080
Well,No Offense.
396
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,270
I Just Think Bob Has A
Better Shot At Pulling It Off.
397
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,590
He's A Little More...
398
00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,510
Butch. I Know.
399
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:31,280
You Hear That,Honey?
400
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,170
Please,The Only Way You'd Be
Convincing As A Straight Guy
401
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:37,210
Is If You Died And Came
Back As A Straight Guy.
402
00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:41,400
I'm Sorry. Who Went To Their
Senior Prom With A Girl?
403
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,600
Yeah, Suzy Sellers,Gay Maker.
404
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:45,830
If You're Looking For
Butch, You Should Know
405
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:48,100
That I Played Tony
In "West Side Story"
406
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,510
To Rave Reviews.
407
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,220
He Also Made Out
With Officer Krupke
408
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,400
During Intermission.
409
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:58,220
Well,I Really Don't
Care Who Does It.
410
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,820
Just Get It Done.
411
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,870
And... Don't Wear That.
412
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,500
Ugh. Never Watch
A C-Section Film
413
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,540
If You Had A
Calzone For Lunch.
414
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,370
Everything Okay?
415
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,530
Did You Have To Tell
Karl About Rehab?
416
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,380
You Said I Didn't Have To
Lie. Yeah,But That Doesn't Mean
417
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:27,270
You Have To Go Blurting All
Our Deepest,Darkest Secrets.
418
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:29,240
It's Not Dark. It's
Part Of Who I Am.
419
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,390
Plus One Of The First Things
They Teach You In The Program Is
420
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,560
It's Not Healthy To Keep
Secrets. Hence,The Honesty.
421
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,870
Oh,Enough With The "Hence."
422
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,400
I'm Just Saying That
Some Things Are Private,
423
00:20:40,430 --> 00:20:42,560
And I Think That
You Can Be Honest
424
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,600
Without Being Inappropriate.
425
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,320
When I Said It, His
Wife Congratulated Me.
426
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:48,400
Did You Notice That?
427
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,460
And Karl Made His
Happy Monkey Face.
428
00:20:50,470 --> 00:20:51,250
Did You Notice That?
429
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:52,980
You Know What,Susan?
430
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,900
This Reminds Me Of The
Battle I Have To Fight
431
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,130
Every Day For The
Rest Of My Life.
432
00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,890
That's What's Important To Me.
433
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,060
I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
What Your Ex-Husband Thinks.
434
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,390
This Isn't Dr. Kagen's Office.
435
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,580
Well,Actually,This Is A
Different Kind Of Doctor.
436
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,980
You Know, The Kind
You Can Talk To?
437
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:19,600
You Brought Me To A Shrink?
Well,I Thought You Might Like
438
00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:22,410
To Have A Safe Place Where
You Could Share Your Feelings.
439
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,010
You Know?
440
00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:28,300
With Your Mom's Death
And Moving In With Us,
441
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,600
You've Been Through A Lot.
442
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:31,800
That Was A Long
Time Ago. I'm Fine.
443
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:32,850
Well,Good,
444
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:37,640
But Sometimes When You
Go Through Hard Things,
445
00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:39,430
It Changes The Way You Think.
446
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,230
Maybe We Have Trouble
Telling The Difference
447
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:45,450
Between What's Right
And What's Wrong.
448
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,170
I Don't Have Any
Trouble With That.
449
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,190
Actually,You Do.
That's Why You're Here.
450
00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:53,030
So Let's Just Wait And
Talk To The Doctor,Okay?
451
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:03,760
You Know What,Lynette? Hmm?
452
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,050
Maybe I Should
Talk To The Doctor
453
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,740
About Right And Wrong.
454
00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:08,520
Good.
455
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,700
Then Maybe I Should
Talk To The Police.
456
00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:15,270
What? No. Sweetie, We
Don't Need To Do That.
457
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,870
Really? 'Cause What The
Twins Did Is A Crime.
458
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,670
I Mean,Like You Said,
Someone Could've Been Killed.
459
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,460
So If We Don't Go To The
Police, Wouldn't That Be Wrong?
460
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,050
You Don't Understand.
461
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:28,350
No,I Do.
462
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:32,170
If I Have To Talk To The Shrink,
I Have To Talk To The Cops.
463
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,800
Hi. You Must Be Kayla.
I'm All Ready For You.
464
00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:42,550
Actually, I Think We're Okay.
465
00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:45,100
We... Resolved Our Problems
466
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:47,050
Just Sitting In
Your Waiting Room.
467
00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:49,350
Boy,You're Good.
468
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:52,330
Ahem. 'Kay. So We're Gonna Go.
469
00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:02,120
Target In Place. We're A Go.
470
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,560
He's Coming Out.
471
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,920
What Is He Wearing?
472
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,570
He Looks Like The
Lost Member Of Wham!
473
00:23:15,670 --> 00:23:17,680
He Thinks The Outfit
Makes Him Look Straight.
474
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,320
Just Be Thankful I Got The
Toothpick Out Of His Mouth.
475
00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:26,870
Must He Put His Hand
On His Hip Like That?
476
00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,790
Butch Up,For God Sakes!
477
00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:31,620
What?! What Do You Think I Am?
478
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:32,890
Uh-Oh.
479
00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:33,940
What?! Ohh!
480
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:37,520
Oh,Crap! Abort! Abort!
481
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:40,540
I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry. You Are A
Pig,And I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass.
482
00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:42,740
Ohh! Ellie,What Are You Doing?
483
00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:45,170
Your Creepy Neighbor
- He Came Over Here
484
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,480
And Offered Me Money To
Sleep With Him. Gaby,Tell Her.
485
00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:50,040
Tell Me What?
486
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,820
Uh,He Did The
Same Thing To Me.
487
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,020
Perv! Ohh!
488
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,510
Hey,That's Enough.
Gaby,Tell Her,Or I Will.
489
00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:00,800
What's Going On?
490
00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:03,850
Here's The Thing.
491
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,710
I Thought You Were A Hooker.
492
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:11,000
So I Had Lee Proposition You
So I Could Catch You In The Act.
493
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:14,150
But Guess What? You
Passed The Test. Yay!
494
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:16,370
Everybody Inside
For Margaritas.
495
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,240
Ellie,Wait. I Made A Mistake.
496
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:27,330
Can We Please Talk About This?
497
00:24:27,350 --> 00:24:29,980
Dude,You Just Told Your
Neighbors That I'm A Whore.
498
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,770
Look At It From
My Point Of View.
499
00:24:31,790 --> 00:24:34,820
You're An Attractive Woman.
Guys Are Coming And Going.
500
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,870
I Saw You Take Money
From One Of 'Em.
501
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,880
What Am I Supposed To Think?
502
00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:45,400
All Right. You
Might As Well Know.
503
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,470
I Do Tattoos.
504
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,230
You Do What?
505
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:53,810
See, I've Been
Working Downtown,
506
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:58,060
And I Have This Jerk Of A
Boss Who Takes 70% Of My Money.
507
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,650
So I'm Trying To
Earn Enough Cash
508
00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:02,980
To Finally Open My Own Shop.
509
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,550
You've Been Running A Tattoo
Parlor Out Of My House?
510
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,970
I Know. I'm Sorry I Lied.
511
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,730
I'll Be Gone In The Morning.
512
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,080
Okay,Ellie,Wait.
513
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:15,680
You Don't Have To
Go. Are You Sure?
514
00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:19,130
Because I Have To Keep Doing
My Work To Pay For School.
515
00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:22,420
Well,I Suppose I Could Look
The Other Way For A Few Months.
516
00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:25,380
It's The Least I Could Do
For Thinking You're A Whore.
517
00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,000
Forgive Me?
518
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:31,040
Of Course.
519
00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:55,280
Oh,Hi.
520
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,330
Hi,Edie. Thanks Again For
Helping Me Out Last Night.
521
00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,760
Oh,No Problem.
522
00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:01,550
Orson's Car Is Still
Parked At My House.
523
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:04,600
Um,Did He Mention When He'd
Be Coming Back To Pick It Up?
524
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,960
Well,Why Don't You Ask Him
Yourself? He's In The Shower.
525
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,210
He Spent The Night Here?
526
00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:13,660
Apparently,He's Not A Big
Fan Of Fairview Towers,
527
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,910
And He Was So Drunk And Whiny,
I Just Let Him Ride My Couch.
528
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:20,180
Well,Um,Just So You
Know, In The Future,
529
00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:24,670
I'm Not Comfortable With
That. This Can't Happen Again.
530
00:26:25,910 --> 00:26:26,760
Bree...
531
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,440
What Are You Getting At?
532
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:31,560
Oh,I-I-I
Think You Know.
533
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:32,740
Tell Me Anyway,
534
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:35,170
Just In Case You're Not
Saying I'm A Big Slut.
535
00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:36,820
Oh,Come On,Edie.
536
00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:39,580
You Know, Carlos,Mike,Karl-
537
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,340
You Do Have A Way At Picking
At Other Women's Leftovers.
538
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:44,830
First Of All, I Am
Not Attracted To Orson.
539
00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:47,930
I Mean,That Would Be
Like Having Sex With Pbs.
540
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,530
And Second,Just Because I
Don't Like Your Attitude,
541
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,380
I'm Gonna Let Him Stay
As Long As He Wants. Edie!
542
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,410
Days,Weeks-Might Even Let
Him Hang My Christmas Lights.
543
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,950
Come On,Edie. Think
Of Our Friendship.
544
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,700
How'd You Expect Me
To React, Lynette?
545
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,650
You Took Her To
Therapy Behind My Back.
546
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,250
And I Wouldn't Have Done
That Unless I Thought
547
00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:12,960
We Had A Serious Problem,Which We
Do. Why,Because She Threatened You?
548
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:15,550
Of Course She Did. You Ambushed
Her. Tom,It Is One Thing
549
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,880
Not To Want To Admit
Something's Wrong With Your Kid.
550
00:27:17,910 --> 00:27:20,030
It's Another To Just Bury
Your Head In The Sand.
551
00:27:20,050 --> 00:27:24,720
Who's Burying Their Head In The Sand? You Are.
There Are Opportunities That You Can See That-
552
00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:26,620
No,No,No,No,You're Distorting Reality.
I'm Not! What Would Be My Agenda?
553
00:27:26,650 --> 00:27:28,430
You Can't Pull
The Crap Like This.
554
00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:44,520
Whoa!
555
00:27:44,550 --> 00:27:45,570
What Are You Doing?
556
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,000
I Jumped Off The
Roof. It Was Awesome.
557
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,030
No Way.
558
00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:52,550
Yeah. It Was Just Like A
Parachute. You Wanna Try It?
559
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:54,770
But Maybe It Won't Work.
560
00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:57,890
It Will. I Just Did It.
561
00:27:58,350 --> 00:27:59,980
If You Want, I Can Show You.
562
00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:03,910
Oh,Wait. You're In Trouble.
563
00:28:04,610 --> 00:28:05,740
You Can't.
564
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,500
Never Mind.
565
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,510
...Your Head In The Sand. No.
You're Burying Your Head In The Sand.
566
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:21,100
It Is Different. No,Because You're Distorting Reality.
There Are So Many Opportunities That You Could Look And See
567
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,380
What's Going On. I Am Not! But You
Can't Pull Crap Like This,Lynette.
568
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,000
Either You Treat Kayla Like She's Your Own Kid
- Come On. I Do.
569
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,270
Aah!
570
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:29,760
Mom!
571
00:28:31,070 --> 00:28:33,030
Ow! Ow,Ow,Ow,Ow!
572
00:28:33,050 --> 00:28:35,840
Oh,My God! Oh,My
God! What Happened?
573
00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,070
Is He Okay?
574
00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:41,390
Porter,Get Down Off
That Roof! Get Up. Up.
575
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:44,010
Ow! It Hurts. Oh,We Gotta
Take Him To The Hospital.
576
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,090
Okay,You Stay Here. You
Take Care Of The Kids. Okay.
577
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,450
I Will Take Him To The
Hospital. All Right.
578
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,900
No,You-You Both Go. I Got The Kids. Go,
Go,Go,Go. Thanks,Karen. Come Here,Buddy.
579
00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,790
There. It's Okay,Sweetie.
You're Gonna Be Just Fine.
580
00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:56,470
There.
581
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,550
Hey,Susie.
582
00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:16,190
Where's The Plumber?
583
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,210
Fishing A Wedding Ring Out Of
Some Housewife's Grease Trap?
584
00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:21,390
He's Not Feeling Well.
585
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:24,480
I See Marisa
Isn't Here Either.
586
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,370
Yeah,She Got Stuck
At Her Book Signing.
587
00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:29,500
She Writes Books,Like You,
588
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,560
Only Hers Are For
Grown-Ups And They Sell.
589
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:35,830
Okay,Karl,You Win. You Happy?
590
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,150
Whoa. What's This About?
591
00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:42,110
Just Drop The Act.
You Are So Loving This.
592
00:29:42,210 --> 00:29:43,490
You Ended Up
593
00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:46,030
With The Miss America
With A Law Degree,
594
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:48,250
And I Ended Up With
The Pillhead Plumber.
595
00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:49,610
Bravo.
596
00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:52,800
Oh! Damn It! Why
Won't This Unroll?
597
00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:57,150
You Know, Marisa's
Not Perfect.
598
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,640
We Have Our Problems
Like Anyone Else.
599
00:30:00,110 --> 00:30:01,130
Oh,Really?
600
00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:04,370
You Guys Live
One Day At A Time?
601
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,450
Is Your First Thought
When She's Late
602
00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:10,760
That Maybe She's Out Using
Again Or Maybe She's Dead?
603
00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:15,900
It Just Seems Like Everything
Is So Fragile Right Now,
604
00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:19,410
Which Is Not The
Way You Want It To Be
605
00:30:19,430 --> 00:30:21,180
When You're About
To Have A Baby.
606
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,500
Ugh.
607
00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:30,940
So You're Worried You
Might Be Having A Kid
608
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,560
With An Unreliable Guy.
609
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,370
I Get It. You Did
That Once Before.
610
00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:38,690
Uh,Yeah. That
Guy Was The Worst.
611
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,310
Wasn't I,Though?
612
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,710
I Cheated,Drank Too Much.
613
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:44,430
I Made That Play
For Your Cousin.
614
00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:47,810
Oh,Right, You Didn't
Know About That.
615
00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:48,830
That Never Happened.
616
00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:52,820
Anyway, I Lied About
Every Bit Of It.
617
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:55,130
At Least Mike's
Trying To Be Honest.
618
00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:56,790
I Know.
619
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,620
I Just Wish I Could
Fast-Forward Through My Life
620
00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:02,050
And See That
Everything Ends Up Okay.
621
00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:05,350
Hey,Don't Tell
The Plumber This,
622
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:07,880
But,Uh... He's A Good Guy.
623
00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:09,560
I Think He's Gonna
Be There For You
624
00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:11,390
In A Way That I Never Was.
625
00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:14,250
Thank You.
626
00:31:16,770 --> 00:31:18,210
Which Cousin?
627
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,740
Oh,Look, A Model
Of The Uterus.
628
00:31:24,370 --> 00:31:27,070
He's A Big,Gray Cat,So If You
Could Just Keep An Eye Out?
629
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,080
Of Course. Actually,
Karen,When I'm Done Here,
630
00:31:29,110 --> 00:31:32,270
I Could Go Try To Find Toby For
You. Thanks,Bree. I Appreciate That.
631
00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:35,050
Oh,If You Do Find Him,
Don't Look Him In The Eye.
632
00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:36,610
It Angries Him Up.
633
00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:41,810
That's Very Nice
Of You To Help Her,
634
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,270
And It'll Take Your Mind Off
Of Everything With Orson,Too.
635
00:31:45,310 --> 00:31:47,900
I Hope So. Truth
Is,I Miss Him.
636
00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:50,240
And I'll Probably Let
Him Come Home Eventually.
637
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,490
I Just Need To
Know He Understands
638
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:54,490
The Gravity Of What He Did.
639
00:31:54,890 --> 00:31:57,680
Well,I Don't Know What
He Did, But Be Careful.
640
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,160
Some Men Say They're
Going To Change,
641
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,610
And They Can't.
642
00:32:03,610 --> 00:32:06,120
Oh,Hello,Dylan.
You Look Lovely.
643
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:09,630
She Has A Date With A
Boy I Haven't Met Yet.
644
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,660
It's Just A Movie.
It's No Big Deal.
645
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,990
Be That As It
May, It's The,What,
646
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:17,530
Third Time You've Gone Out?
I Don't Even Know His Name.
647
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:20,150
Mom,I Told You. I'm Not
Ready For You To Meet Him.
648
00:32:20,390 --> 00:32:24,480
When I Am,You'll Know. Good
Night,Mrs. Hodge. Good Night.
649
00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:28,130
Okay,Back To Business.
650
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,700
How Do You Feel About
Parker House Rolls?
651
00:32:30,730 --> 00:32:32,870
I Mean,Personally, I
Think They're Played Out.
652
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:36,170
Actually,Bree,Can We Pick
This Up Again Tomorrow?
653
00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:40,050
Well,Of Course. Is
Everything All Right?
654
00:32:40,090 --> 00:32:43,220
Oh,Yes. I Just Need To
Go Spy On My Daughter.
655
00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:45,340
Ah,The Key Is To Keep One Car
656
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:48,820
Between Yours And Hers
At All Times. Have Fun.
657
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,080
Oh,We Should Probably
Get The Check.
658
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,820
I Have To Be Back By 10:00.
659
00:32:58,250 --> 00:32:59,690
We Still Have Time For Coffee?
660
00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:02,850
I Don't Wanna Push It. Mom
Was All Over Me Tonight.
661
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,680
I'm Sorry About That.
662
00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:07,860
Whatever. It's Fine.
663
00:33:08,470 --> 00:33:13,090
No. It's Not. I Can See How
Hard This Whole Thing Is On You.
664
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,460
It Makes Me Wish
We Could Just...
665
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:18,370
Tell Her The Truth.
666
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,690
I Don't Know.
667
00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:23,000
Well...
668
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:26,840
It's Your Choice. And
You're Probably Right.
669
00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:29,900
We Got A Good Thing Going
Here. I Don't Wanna Ruin It.
670
00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:35,330
But I'll Tell You Something.
If It Was Only Up To Me...
671
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,970
I'd Come Clean.
672
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:40,920
You Would?
673
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,320
Absolutely.
674
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:46,630
That Way I Could Tell
Your Mom How Sorry I Am.
675
00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:48,820
I
- I Wouldn't Expect Her To Forgive Me,
676
00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:51,310
But I Could Hope
677
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,140
She Could At Least...
678
00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:56,560
See I've Changed.
679
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:03,510
But Whatever You
Wanna Do Is Okay By Me.
680
00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:27,590
Okay,Thank You.
681
00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:32,250
Well,I've Got A Room At
A Hotel In Mt. Pleasant.
682
00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,250
I Guess I'll Get Going.
683
00:34:34,470 --> 00:34:37,940
Oh,It's Late. Why
Not Just Go Tomorrow?
684
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,190
Well, I Feel
Like I'm Imposing.
685
00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,140
You Are.
686
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,430
But You Make A Decent Martini,
687
00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:46,360
So What The Hell.
688
00:34:46,930 --> 00:34:48,110
So...
689
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:51,080
You Like The
Hodge Formula,Huh?
690
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,170
You See,The Secret-
691
00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:54,150
I Don't Hear Shaking.
692
00:34:57,310 --> 00:35:00,540
By The Way,Did You See Bree
When You Were Coming Home?
693
00:35:00,790 --> 00:35:01,580
Oh.
694
00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:05,200
No,I Didn't.
695
00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:07,070
I Keep Thinking
She's Gonna Call Me.
696
00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:09,840
Look,You Don't Have To Talk
About It If You Don't Want To,
697
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:12,210
But... What The Heck Happened
698
00:35:12,230 --> 00:35:14,250
Over At Ken And
Barbie's Dream House?
699
00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:17,100
I Made A Mistake, And
Bree Won't Forgive Me.
700
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:20,690
You See,That's The Problem
With The Brees Of This World.
701
00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:22,810
They're Too Damn Perfect.
702
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,250
I Mean, They Don't Understand
703
00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:28,030
That People Like You And Me
- Well,That We Screw Up.
704
00:35:28,050 --> 00:35:30,390
Yeah,Well, This Was
No Ordinary Mistake.
705
00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:33,900
This Was-This Was
Something Terrible.
706
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:35,720
Was It Something Gay?
707
00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:36,770
What?
708
00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:39,570
Of Course It
Wasn't. Keep Talking.
709
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:40,440
Trust Me.
710
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,180
Bree Will Never Forgive Me.
711
00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:44,870
You Know What?
Maybe She Shouldn't.
712
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,420
Maybe I'm Not Worthy
Of Forgiveness.
713
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:50,120
Well...
714
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,040
Are You Sorry
For What You Did?
715
00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:59,400
Yes. More Than
Anyone Will Ever Know.
716
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,310
Well,Then You're Worthy.
717
00:36:07,950 --> 00:36:09,490
Thank You,Edie.
718
00:36:10,010 --> 00:36:12,750
Mm. Don't Start.
719
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,460
I'm Drunk. I'm Gonna
Start Crying,Too.
720
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,230
Come On.
721
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,030
You're A Good
Person, Edie Britt.
722
00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:22,440
Well,You're Not
So Bad Yourself.
723
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,660
Mm,I Don't
- I Don't Think We Should...
724
00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:35,930
You're Right.
725
00:36:37,090 --> 00:36:38,270
Bad Idea.
726
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:42,130
I Blame The Hodge Formula.
727
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,890
Yes.
728
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,980
You're Probably Tired.
729
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:52,170
Let Me Get Your
Room Ready For You.
730
00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:06,770
Mom?
731
00:37:07,770 --> 00:37:08,780
Can I Talk To You?
732
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,080
Of Course.
733
00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:18,650
I Guess I Just Have To Say It.
734
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,220
I've Been Lying To You.
735
00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:24,490
There Is No Boy.
736
00:37:25,930 --> 00:37:27,040
And?
737
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,430
And...
738
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:33,420
Well,I've Been Meeting
Someone. That Part Is True.
739
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,100
But It's Dad.
740
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,540
I've Been Meeting Dad.
741
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,870
Really?
742
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,670
So... You're Not Upset?
743
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:51,560
You Made It Very Clear That
You Wanted To Meet Your Father,
744
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,080
So I Knew This Day Was Coming,
745
00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:57,030
And I Prepared Myself.
746
00:37:59,130 --> 00:38:00,650
Well, Can I Go Get Him,Then?
747
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,350
Come In! She Says It's Okay.
748
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,130
Hey,Kathy.
749
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,350
Been A Long Time.
750
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:29,670
Dylan,Why Don't You
Go Up To Your Room
751
00:38:29,690 --> 00:38:31,150
So We Can Catch Up?
752
00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:36,450
It's All Right,Really.
753
00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:38,870
Go Ahead,Honey.
754
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,670
You Did A Great Job With Her.
755
00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:48,830
She's,Uh, She's
A Wonderful Girl.
756
00:38:53,610 --> 00:38:54,810
You Look Fantastic.
757
00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:56,970
Haven't Aged A Day.
758
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,780
Look,I'm Here For Dylan,Okay?
759
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:08,270
I'm Sure That's
What You Told Her,
760
00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,960
And I'm Sure She
Believed It...
761
00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:13,380
Because She Doesn't Know You.
762
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,060
But I Do.
763
00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:19,750
No,You Don't,Kathy,
Not Anymore.
764
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:21,940
It's Been A Long Time
- 12 Years.
765
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,110
I Know Exactly
How Long It's Been.
766
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,930
Okay. Good,
767
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,070
Because,Um... I've Changed.
768
00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:31,530
I'm A Different Man Now.
769
00:39:33,450 --> 00:39:37,370
Well,You Have To Admit
That That's Possible,Right?
770
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,250
You've Changed,Huh?
771
00:39:39,490 --> 00:39:41,740
Well,Maybe You Have.
772
00:39:42,270 --> 00:39:45,080
I Have. Like To Know How?
773
00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:48,220
Sure... If You Wanna Tell Me.
774
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,540
I'm Not Scared Of You Anymore.
775
00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:55,720
Good.
776
00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:57,350
You Don't Have To Be.
777
00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,970
I'm Not The Same Woman
You Knocked Around,
778
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,560
The Woman You Punched...
779
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,760
Choked...
780
00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:11,540
The One Whose Blood You
Licked Off Your Knuckles.
781
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:14,520
She's Gone.
782
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:19,180
So You'll Just Have To
Prove You're A Man...
783
00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:22,140
Some Other Way.
784
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,920
You Trying To
Make Me Mad,Kathy?
785
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,490
I Didn't Know I Still Could.
786
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,490
Can I?
787
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,880
This Is A Lot To Deal
With After So Long,I Guess.
788
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:48,260
I Shouldn't Have Sprung
It On You All At Once.
789
00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:50,070
Tell Dylan I'll
Call Her Tomorrow.
790
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:02,680
And You're As Beautiful
As You Ever Were,Kath.
791
00:41:07,630 --> 00:41:08,810
Good Night.
792
00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:26,090
The Word "Welcome"
Always Carries With It
793
00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:28,380
A Certain Amount Of Risk.
794
00:41:28,610 --> 00:41:29,740
After All,
795
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:34,870
To Let Someone Into Your Home
Is To Let Them Into Your Life.
796
00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:40,230
And We Never Know What
Sorts Of Horrible Secrets
797
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:42,300
They Carry With Them.
798
00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:47,570
We Can't Foresee
The Painful Effect
799
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:51,150
They Might Have
On Our Loved Ones.
800
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,520
We Don't Anticipate The
Gossip That Could Result
801
00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,460
From Their Presence.
802
00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:03,430
Yes...
803
00:42:03,850 --> 00:42:05,510
We Must Be Very Careful
804
00:42:05,550 --> 00:42:08,540
With Those We Invite
Into Our Lives...
805
00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:11,370
Because Some...
806
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,910
Will Refuse To Leave.
807
00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:16,000
I hope you enjoy the episode
Cristiano 7amod
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