1 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:43,414 Nice tie. 2 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:56,530 Are you at least gonna call the cops this time? 3 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,660 Oh. Then they might stop. 4 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:03,265 Just when they're beginning to capture my eyes. 5 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,603 Come on, Dad. Let Rodrigo do this. 6 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,007 Your arthritis is obviously... 7 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,171 I can pick up my own lawn. 8 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,609 You know, if you wanted, you could put an end to all this. 9 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,913 Of course. There are other ways to save the company. 10 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:18,247 I'm only moving it to China because I'm craving egg foo yung. 11 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,925 You know, I just got off the phone with some investors. 12 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:25,187 Yes, and they want a controlling interest? 13 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,762 We get to stay here with the people 14 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,765 who've been so loyal to this company. 15 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,460 Everyone keeps their jobs. 16 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:36,199 It's been a family business for 120 years. There's no way I'm letting... 17 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:41,936 What's wrong? 18 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,076 Dad? 19 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:52,780 Dad? 20 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,067 I need you to drive me to a doctor. 21 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,436 This would totally suck. 22 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:22,316 Patient's visited China a lot recently. What about the JBE virus? 23 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:23,911 Why don't you check his vaccination record 24 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,150 before you make another stupid... 25 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,919 OMFG. 50% off cupcakes. 26 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,427 How sick is the patient? 'Cause this expires today. 27 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:36,628 Central serous retinopathy? It's linked to type-A personalities. 28 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,033 Funduscopic exam was normal. 29 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,531 If you don't let me read my email, 30 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,003 then I won't be able to read the email 31 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,631 to the entire staff from your ex-boss. 32 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,608 Thank you. 33 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:55,651 "Last month, I had an incident involving another PPTH employee. 34 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,484 "Though I can't speak to the details of the case, 35 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,455 "while my disciplinary hearing is pending, 36 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,890 "I want you to know that I have completed 37 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,552 "voluntary sexual harassment training. 38 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,529 "And on a personal note, if my actions caused anyone distress, 39 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,032 "I sincerely apologize." 40 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,667 You are so fired. 41 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,404 What? He apologized. 42 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,633 What? Because he said he apologized? 43 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,075 He's saying he's sorry that someone, namely you, 44 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,873 overreacted, namely by punching him. 45 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:22,173 He grabbed my behind. 46 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,148 The word is it was a celebratory slap after you completed 47 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,378 your first ever AVM embolization. 48 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:30,181 He grabbed it, he apologized for grabbing it 49 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,849 and now he's taking classes because he grabbed it. 50 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,754 The classes make him sympathetic. 51 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:38,920 Which, in turn, makes his unrepentant attacker evil. 52 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:42,895 Which, in turn, in turn, makes you so fired. 53 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,696 100 bucks says I won't get fired. 54 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:49,071 Oh, you don't want to bet me. 55 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,207 Oh, my... 56 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:57,738 You're fired. 57 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,608 Uh, the bet is... But I thought... 58 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:01,708 after... 59 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:02,879 then... if only... 60 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,758 The bet's that I'll get fired after my hearing. 61 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,762 I'll take that action, too, but you're already a C-note in the hole. 62 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,287 You're late. 63 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:16,924 Considering I don't work here, arguably, I'm early. 64 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,737 Pearl earrings? Knee length dress? 65 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,272 It's not a very shameful walk of shame. 66 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,738 I was at a job interview. 67 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,436 I hope it went terribly. 68 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,545 Thad Barton? We only help rich white guys'? 69 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,877 I am an equal opportunity exploiter. 70 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,246 I only help those who can help myself 71 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,216 I have a department to re-fund. 72 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:36,753 Atropine poisoning. 73 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:38,979 He's moving his company to China 74 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,286 and his employees are hanging him in effigy. 75 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,626 They could have moved on to the real thing. 76 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:44,787 Pupils are normal. 77 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,091 Thyrotoxicosis? 78 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:49,625 Not a terrible idea. 79 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:54,069 I'm gonna go give him PTU and TLC. 80 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,071 I have no idea what that second one stands for. 81 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,439 Things don't seem small anymore. They were... 82 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,238 I woke up from a nap 83 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:08,580 and everything went from really small lo really huge. 84 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:12,753 Well, then these giant balls of medicine are not gonna work anymore. 85 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,286 The change actually makes things simpler. 86 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:19,157 Your occipital lobe is acting up, giving you a migraine. 87 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,697 But I don't have a headache. 88 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,164 Not all migraines present that way. 89 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,993 It's called Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. 90 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,268 - Seriously? - I never joke. 91 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,672 Good news is it's treatable with medication. 92 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,802 Bad news is it can make you very, very late 93 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,976 for very important dates. 94 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,609 I sometimes joke. 95 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:40,941 Thank you, Doctor. 96 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,518 Well, if you really want to thank me... 97 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:45,180 My department's not really a department 98 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,019 'cause my boss says he doesn't have the money, 99 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,888 which provides a nice contrast with you. 100 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,464 We're trying to find money in our budget 101 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,796 so we don't have to move our operations overseas. 102 00:05:56,623 --> 00:06:00,196 I get it. Answer's no. Shouldn't have said anything. 103 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,137 I'm just glad that the symptoms showed up before you left for China. 104 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,642 'Cause I'm not sure the doctors over there 105 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,475 would be so optimistic considering... 106 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,651 What are you guys talking about? 107 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,814 Oh, just how different the two cultures are' 108 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,353 For example, our opinions on mental illness. 109 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,428 'Cause here, it's considered a normal, treatable condition. 110 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,268 Ls everything okay? 111 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:36,500 Everything's fine. 112 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,844 I could have you checked into a facility 113 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,043 that exclusively treats mental disorder. 114 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:48,845 How's that sound? 115 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,748 Whatever's gonna get him better. 116 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,450 Let's try the medication first. 117 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,557 You're hired. 118 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:07,702 You guys are gonna love Doctors Chase and Taub. 119 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,697 Keep your Nazi sentiments quiet around the little one. 120 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,538 You got the money? How? 121 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,304 Patient's a smart businessman. 122 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,143 But he's destroying thousands of jobs. 123 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,081 Jobs are not being destroyed. They're being relocated. 124 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,208 The fact that you see that as inherently bad 125 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,585 means you're an irrational patriot. 126 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:26,657 To put it another way, a patriot. 127 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,555 Patriotism is natural. 128 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,719 We've always relied on our tribes to keep us safe. 129 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,123 It's helpful for society if its members 130 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,665 have positive feelings about that society. 131 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,235 Iranian women? Drag queens in Uganda? 132 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,236 Patriotism is nothing but loyalty to real estate. 133 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:44,898 Real estate that's been conquered 800 times by 800 different regimes 134 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,272 with 800 different cultures. 135 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:49,241 But each time, it's just the best. 136 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:53,182 I claim this burger in the name of Queen Isabella of Spain. 137 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,282 I'll go check on the patient. 138 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,582 I have hepatitis C. 139 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,427 She got it from me. 140 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,700 Hey, how's my dad doing? 141 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,034 Great. His vision's back to normal 142 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,307 and if he remains asymptomatic through the night, 143 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,813 we'll be able to release him in the morning. 144 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,713 Any chance that could happen before 9:00? 145 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,943 Our stock dropped a couple points today with the news that he's sick. 146 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,546 I would love for him to get out of here before the market opens. 147 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:38,785 No offense, but I think it's terrible your dad's closing down 148 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,956 all your American operations. 149 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,635 I don't think he's moving the company out of greed. 150 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,398 He's moving it out of grief. 151 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:51,642 My mom, she died four months ago. 152 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:53,800 Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma 153 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,137 and ifs been hard for him. 154 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,547 Living in their house, driving down the same streets. 155 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,812 I mean, he's constantly reminded of her. 156 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,214 Dad? 157 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:08,656 I need an intubation kit in here. 158 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,750 What's going on? 159 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,990 Angiography showed a hemorrhagic site in the left lower lobe. 160 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:19,161 I think it could be hyperviscosity syndrome. 161 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:23,340 Are you sure Foreman's okay with us being in his office? 162 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,000 He's never gonna know. 163 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,578 He's actually in here right now. 164 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,578 Blood count and protein count are normal. 165 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:32,513 I think it could be hyperviscosity syndrome. 166 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,912 Sorry, but after Park sent out her hospital-wide 167 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,010 non-apology apology this morning, 168 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,681 I assume that plagiarism is the new black. 169 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,349 If it makes Andrews look sympathetic... 170 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,620 Copying him makes you look pathetic. 171 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,590 And I will pay you not to go to anger management classes. 172 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,790 What about another clotting problem? 173 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,428 Factor V Leiden deficiency. 174 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:50,523 It's possible. 175 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,131 Adams is the one who needs to deal with her anger. 176 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,861 Myelodysplastic syndrome. 177 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,305 I heard about your conversation with the patient's daughter. 178 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,432 You were hostile. 179 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,478 Well, their company is making a decision I strongly disagree with. 180 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,377 Yet you were never anything but courteous 181 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,780 to the racists and rapists in prison. 182 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,476 Those guys made decisions you supported? 183 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:08,814 Myelodysplastic syndrome. 184 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,387 I'm guessing it has something to do with 185 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,548 the funeral you attended yesterday morning. 186 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,953 I was at a job interview. 187 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,958 You got to work at 9:15. 188 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,289 Closest hospital with an opening 189 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:19,260 in your specialty is 45 minutes away. 190 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:21,422 It's not possible. My condolences. 191 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,500 I wasn't at a funeral. 192 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:29,237 Well, that just leaves everywhere but a job interview. 193 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,569 Get out. 194 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,170 Who goes there? Reveal yourself. 195 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,469 Now. 196 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,138 Well, we would but orthopedics is still 197 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,081 squatting in two thirds of my office. 198 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,416 Which is weird because you got a large check last night. 199 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:49,086 From a corporation that's going through a very public belt-tightening, 200 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,354 means this donation was given under duress. 201 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,930 Patient didn't tell me the whole story, 202 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:57,764 but he did say he'd be thrilled if we didn't cash this. 203 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:03,039 Got a policy review meeting in here in five minutes. Goodbye. 204 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,183 What are you doing? 205 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,445 Holding your ass. 206 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,514 You really didn't know? House... 207 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,883 I was trying to help you out here. 208 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,684 I figured for sure he'd punch me in the face, 209 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,884 thus proving it's a natural response. 210 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,159 My God, you have superhuman discipline. 211 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:29,622 And glutes. 212 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,395 Get your hands off me. 213 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:38,800 Sorry. 214 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,569 Go. 215 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,637 Why did you do mm? 216 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,344 We have a bet. 217 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,252 But he's the chair of the disciplinary committee. 218 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,821 Forget about the bet. 219 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,982 You two really need to do your homework on me. 220 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,925 Treat the patient with activated protein C. 221 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,724 If he has myelodysplastic syndrome, he'll bleed out. 222 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:03,494 And if he has Factor V Leiden deficiency, he'll throw another clot. 223 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,669 Exactly. It's a conclusive test. 224 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,699 There's no actual risk. 225 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,329 As long as you're both paying attention 226 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,036 and are both good enough to work here. 227 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,172 I hear one of you thinks I'm a real bastard. 228 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,408 I guess that would be me. 229 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:25,019 Your boss uses blackmail and you question my professional ethics? 230 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:29,459 Will you be instituting worker safety regulations in your new factories? 231 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,619 Oh, absolutely. 232 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,957 What about juice boxes in the break room 233 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,428 for the children you'll be hiring? 234 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:36,227 Charges of child exploitation against American companies 235 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,063 have been blown way out of proportion. 236 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:43,038 My 10-year-old cousin lives near Cebu City, works at an American factory. 237 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:44,697 I am so sorry. 238 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,399 It's the best thing for him. 239 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,275 It sucks' but the Filipino factories suck worse. 240 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,281 And the schools would suck if they existed. 241 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,882 So this is the family's best hope. 242 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,449 Are you okay? 243 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,114 Is it supposed to itch like this? 244 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,626 Itching. Interesting. 245 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,893 Not interesting. Already went away. 246 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,727 Doubly interesting. 247 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,402 Means we have to explain the arrival and the departure. 248 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,933 Ooh! 249 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,737 That's real mature, House. What do you mean? 250 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,803 It's outlandishly childish. I custom built this puppy. 251 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,609 It's got 106 LED's, 252 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,579 each one sending light to your eye 253 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,516 at a slightly different wavelength. 254 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,609 Turn that off. 255 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,019 The different wavelengths are stimulating 256 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,851 your autonomic nervous system. 257 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,922 It's making you feel like you're on a boat in choppy waters. 258 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,596 On, cool. 259 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,763 You think I'm not.“ 260 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,632 You think I'm not gonna go to Foreman with this? 261 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:54,201 You will and I'll deny it. 262 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,177 He'll believe you, but then these two 263 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,648 believe that the policy of protecting American jobs starts at home, 264 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,982 so they'll never testify against me. 265 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,687 And you won't be able to prove anything. 266 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,490 Now, if I punched him in the face, that he could prove. 267 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,461 I remember you saying something 268 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,963 about how loyalty to real estate was stupid. 269 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,863 This is about reclaiming stolen property. 270 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,298 Loyalty to real estate is stupid because loyalty is stupid. 271 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,671 First patriotism, now loyalty. 272 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,970 You hate ice cream, too? 273 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,570 French vanilla, yeah. 274 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,712 To willfully identify yourself with something else 275 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,509 is a perversion of self-expression. 276 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,811 I had a thought. 277 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,977 Other than the fact that loyalty is the basis 278 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,884 of all meaningful relationships. 279 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:40,023 The daughter said that her mother died of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. 280 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,087 What if she was misdiagnosed? 281 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,360 Dutch chocolate's not bad. Gotta give them that. 282 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,264 Her lymphoma could have been caused by a virus, HTLV-1, 283 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,769 which our patient contracted through having sex with his wife. 284 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,841 In other words, loyalty gave him cancer. 285 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,540 I like it. Start him on radiation. 286 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:06,209 Chang and Eng Bunker, the most famous conjoined twins in history. 287 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,183 2011 is the bicentennial of their birth. 288 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,952 The best Halloween costumes are always the ones that need an explanation. 289 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,583 What took you so long? 290 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,257 We already lost one of them. 291 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,795 You need help with the lacerations? 292 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,091 No. I think I've got palliative. 293 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,392 Why don't you take preventative? 294 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,530 Prevent what? He got in a fight. 295 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:27,203 Which he started, which means he's both irascible and stupid. 296 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,603 I told the drunk, racist frat guy 297 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,106 the proper term is "conjoined twin", not "Siamese". 298 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,604 Well, I can't comment on the drunk or the frat, 299 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,771 but Chang and Eng were both, in fact, 300 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:40,214 born in Siam and they were, in fact, twins. 301 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:43,478 If your name was Richard, it'd be okay for me to call you a dick. 302 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,282 I thought maybe some of the tripe 303 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,823 you learnt in anger management class 304 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,223 could help keep this guy out of here the next time. 305 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:54,095 Sometimes, it's incredibly satisfying to wind up and punch someone 306 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,223 who really deserves it, 307 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,892 but when you think about the consequences... 308 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,128 Okay, let's go. 309 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,237 I thought you wanted me to help him with his anger. 310 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,000 No. I got everything I need. 311 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,636 "Sometimes, it's incredibly satisfying to wind up 312 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,733 "and punch someone who deserves it." 313 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,005 Wonder what the committee's gonna make of that. 314 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,615 This is a waste of time. There's no way that Robin gave me an STD. 315 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:26,287 I know this is hard and I am sorry about your wife. 316 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,259 If you'd like to talk to someone 317 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,494 we do have grief counselors at the hospital. 318 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,795 You sound like my daughter. 319 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:35,503 I miss my wife, but it's not driving my decision making. 320 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,809 You were CEO since 1988. 321 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,279 You decided to move your company right after your wife died. 322 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:46,145 Stands to reason that your emotions factored in. 323 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,679 My wife... 324 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,854 is the only thing that keeps me here. 325 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,987 I visit her grave once a week. 326 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,231 So your daughter was wrong. 327 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:07,469 You just really need a lot of money. 328 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,739 You ever hear of Kongo Gumi? 329 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,880 A construction company in Japan, founded in the year 578, 330 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,076 family owned and operated, 331 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:25,088 building Buddhist temples for 50 generations. 332 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,155 Went bankrupt five years ago. 333 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:34,924 You have any idea how that last CEO must have felt? 334 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,094 I'm sorry. I have to move. 335 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,773 Your heart rate is speeding up. 336 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,107 Do you feel any tightness in your chest? 337 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,341 Yes. I figured it was from the radiation. 338 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,243 I think you're having a heart attack. 339 00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,755 Come in. 340 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,525 Dr. Wilson, I need your advice. 341 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,018 Um... 342 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,294 I bet House $100 that I wouldn't get fired 343 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,368 after my disciplinary hearing. 344 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,767 Ever since then, he's been acting like 345 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,032 he's actually trying to get me fired. 346 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,933 That's because he is actually trying to get you fired. 347 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,766 Does he hate me? 348 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,709 Not sure that's relevant to the equation. 349 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,805 So it's really over $100? 350 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,645 Not sure the amount is relevant. He's fighting for his honor. 351 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,280 He'll ruin my career. 352 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,445 Not sure that's.4. 353 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,217 What if I bet him $200 I will get fired? 354 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:37,886 He sees competing bets with the same person as a disgrace to the game. 355 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,226 He'll be even more motivated to beat you. 356 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,558 If you were me, what would you do? 357 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:50,602 You have to give him something he values more than honor. 358 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,169 And you should update your resume. 359 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,821 EKG and troponins were equivocal. 360 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,913 It's not even clear if our patient 361 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,960 just had a heart attack or what it was. 362 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,528 Let's look at segmental wall motion abnormalities. 363 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:16,862 Get him an echo to confirm. And I need $200,000. 364 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,966 His company's lost one third of its value since he was admitted. 365 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,266 And you want to do some insider trading? 366 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:26,603 I take it felonies aren't a violation of your parole? 367 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:30,112 It's not insider trading. Just betting on myself to solve the case. 368 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:33,342 Once we cure him, share price goes up, I pay you back. 369 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:34,474 No. 370 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,985 No, you don't say "no" ' you make a counteroffer. 371 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,279 I'm not loaning my boss money. 372 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,960 Fine. I'll make a counter. $100,000? 373 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,152 $20,000? 374 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,056 I'll buy options instead of shares. More risk, but more upside. 375 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,634 But that's as low as I'm gonna go. 376 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,198 I could do $5,000. 377 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,532 Really? No backsies. 378 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,802 If you double your clinic hours. 379 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,343 Six a week. 380 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,703 I've seen how you disrespect those patients. 381 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,043 So you want twice as many of them to be disrespected? 382 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,983 Spend more hours with them, you'll treat them more humanely. 383 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:14,256 And this time, a land war in Russia will be a good idea. 384 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,584 Deal? 385 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,897 Here's what I'm thinking. You went to a parole hearing 386 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,159 where one of your old patients was denied. 387 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,733 Hence the attire, hence the tardiness, 388 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,101 and most important, hence the anger. 389 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,405 You think you can restore the cosmic balance 390 00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,339 by doing extra good here. 391 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,206 More annoyingly by having me do it. 392 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,404 And deal. 393 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,434 Of course, you know this means war. 394 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,373 Oh, I know. 395 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,548 I mean, you'll escalate and then I'll retaliate, 396 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,978 and the cycle will continue 397 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,745 until we've both gone too far. 398 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:21,223 At which point, I'll maybe get suspended and you'll go back to prison. 399 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,422 Happy pranking. 400 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,904 Patient had V-Tack in the echo lab, so we cathed him, 401 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,408 but coronary arteries were clean. 402 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:43,106 If the plumbing's fine, check the electrical. EP study. 403 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,640 Nice idea. Even has a metaphor in it. 404 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,645 Not worth more than my honor, but delightful all the same. 405 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:54,990 I'm not going to lose. 406 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,095 My college roommate is the editor of the Yale Law Review. 407 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,362 She's writing my opening statement. 408 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,592 Well, then you'll be eloquent in your loss. 409 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,700 This case boils down to, "He said, she said." 410 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,135 He said, "I've been working at this hospital for 15 years 411 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,705 "and I am taking self-improvement classes." 412 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:12,002 She said, "I've been a fellow for two months 413 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,269 "and I'm kind of weird." 414 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,969 No, he said, "I'm a drunk idiot 415 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,604 "who thinks he can grab girls' behinds 416 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:17,942 "without ramifications" 417 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,111 Wait, he was drunk? In the hospital? 418 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,345 I already told Foreman he'd been drinking that night. 419 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:26,321 Andrews was taking sexual harassment classes, not AA. 420 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,992 That means he didn't get in trouble for drinking. 421 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,324 Which means that Foreman signed off on it, 422 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:36,456 which means that he set all the wheels in motion. 423 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:42,668 Forget that. Wild speculation. Go do the EP study. 424 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,641 You already knew Andrews was drinking that night, didn't you? 425 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:54,640 Yes. 426 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,181 I think you should cancel my hearing. 427 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,549 I hope this isn't going where I assume it's going. 428 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,321 You're the one who brought Andrews in. 429 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,659 You set the wheels in motion. 430 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:15,667 We had a patient who was going to die without an AVM embolization. 431 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:19,373 Andrews was the only neurologist I could reach. 432 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:22,736 He told me he had a few glasses of wine and that he shouldn't do it, 433 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:25,338 but he also said that you were good, 434 00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:28,776 and you were ready to do one as long as you were supervised. 435 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,410 So we agreed that he would come in, 436 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,045 but wouldn't touch the patient. 437 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,418 I can understand the rationalization. 438 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:35,890 We'll see if the board agrees 439 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,519 when I tell them the whole story at my hearing. 440 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:42,523 I already did. 441 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,366 I had a closed session hearing last week. 442 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:48,128 The board decided to dock me two weeks' pay. 443 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,033 Oh. 444 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:58,480 You've been working for House for two weeks, it's already too long. 445 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:07,389 No sign of any electrical abnormalities in the right atrium. 446 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:09,117 I'm so dead. 447 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,717 I think House set me up. 448 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:16,732 Have you sent the committee a character reference for me? 449 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,297 I thought you don't like favors. 450 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,097 I don't like gifts. It wouldn't be a gift, 451 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,832 it'd just be you telling the truth. 452 00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:23,798 I hardly know you. 453 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,805 02 sat is 89. Did we perforate? Is he tamponading'? 454 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:32,314 Heart rate's only 90 and neck veins are flat. 455 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,179 Then why isn't he saturating? 456 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,318 Seems healthy to me. 457 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:43,859 Let's release him. 458 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:49,923 My option to sell Barton Foods at $34 is about to expire 459 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,593 'cause I thought the patient would be better by now. 460 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:55,330 Instead, I am going to lose $20,000. 461 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:56,531 Twenty? 462 00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:59,336 Your five plus the five I stole from Wilson 463 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,342 plus the 10 I got on margin. 464 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,435 You're gonna have to talk to my bankruptcy attorney. 465 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:08,547 Unless... There is a way that you can get your money back. 466 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:10,512 Give me the full $200,000. 467 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:16,785 And extrapolating. Tomorrow, you'll owe just shy of a million dollars. 468 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,455 It's your own fault. You forced me to go with the options. 469 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:23,125 Your damn anger issues are screwing with my finances. 470 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,365 Regular stock this time, nice and safe. 471 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,559 I'm not angry. 472 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,035 I don't know if you're trying to make me angry, but... 473 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,733 You refuse to bet on yourself. That means low self-esteem. 474 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:34,035 So if I give you $200,000, I'll feel smart and pretty? 475 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,737 Low self-esteem can be brought on 476 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,973 by exposure to one's relatives. 477 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:42,217 Nice clothes and anger, classic symptoms of a family gathering. 478 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,416 You were late the other day 479 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,886 'cause you were having breakfast 480 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,322 with Grammy Adams or Cousin Itt. 481 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,894 She was nagging you about finding a husband. 482 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:52,553 All right. This is getting annoying. 483 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,562 I'll just tell you what I was... Uh-uh-uh-uh! 484 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:58,231 No spoilers. They ruin everything. 485 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,997 Pulmonology was that way. 486 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:03,164 Our patient's lung problem is not a lung problem. 487 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:06,332 It's a brain problem. We're consulting with neurology. 488 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,034 That's my old boss. 489 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,169 You don't actually think this is neurological. 490 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,270 I don't know what it is. 491 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,448 But maybe I should just accept the patient's death 492 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:17,214 if getting help would lead to awkwardness. 493 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:24,624 Dr. Andrews, my associates, Doctors Adams and Park. 494 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,555 Ah. 495 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:31,567 Nice to meet you, Dr. Adams. 496 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,737 Hello, Dr. Park. 497 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,598 You two know each other? 498 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,540 It's a small world. 499 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,707 Dr. Park, maybe you'd like to update our esteemed colleague 500 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,943 on the condition of our patient? 501 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:55,088 Micropsia, bleeding, tachycardia and difficulty breathing. 502 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,324 Cute butt, huh? 503 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,123 Can we go now? 504 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,293 What, you really want to turn your back on this guy'? 505 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:06,801 Sorry. Carry on. 506 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:08,828 Uh... 507 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:12,306 Well, it sounds like there could be spinal cord involvement. 508 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:15,674 Have you considered normal pressure hydrocephalus? 509 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:21,244 Okay. Normal pressure hydrocephalus going once. 510 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,013 Normal pressure hydrocephalus going twice... 511 00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:24,815 It's not his spinal cord, 512 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:27,584 it's the wiring between his heart and his brain. 513 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,523 Autonomic dysregulation syndrome. 514 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:33,262 We do a tilt table test, see how his heart rate responds. 515 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,623 That'll confirm. 516 00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,994 Well, if he has normal pressure hydrocephalus, 517 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,864 a tilt table test could put him in a coma. 518 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,096 Then it's a good thing he has ADS. 519 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,106 You really believe in this diagnosis? 520 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,666 Because if this is just a pissing contest, 521 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,608 you're at a severe anatomical disadvantage. 522 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,943 It's autonomic dysregulation syndrome. 523 00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:54,040 No, it's normal pressure hydrocephalus. 524 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:56,141 Do a spinal fluid test to confirm. 525 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,850 We're doing the tilt table. 526 00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:01,151 That makes sense. 527 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,193 You'd rather have House fire you than Foreman. 528 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:06,161 This bet's gotta be a test, see if I can handle working with him. 529 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:09,461 I need to prove I have the confidence to disobey him. 530 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,902 Do you have any medical justification for your diagnosis? 531 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,666 The symptoms fit and Andrews is a hack. 532 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,736 Do you think I'm right? 533 00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,479 Let's go. No. 534 00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:28,383 You need to go prepare for your hearing. 535 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,194 Fifteen more minutes, Mr. Barton. 536 00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:41,687 A skin resurfacing laser is missing. 537 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:43,997 And why are you asking me about it? 538 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,330 Because you work for House. 539 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:48,167 What would House want with a skin resurfacing laser? 540 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,264 I have no idea. Have you seen it? 541 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,005 My feet feel hot. 542 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:54,600 That's completely normal. 543 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,672 No. But House has been talking about how 544 00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,840 badly he wants to remove those prison tats. 545 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,852 It's a very expensive machine and I'd like it back. 546 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,854 Please tell me if you hear anything. 547 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,781 How expensive? 548 00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:10,185 $200,000. 549 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:13,719 He took it. 550 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:15,423 I have no idea. 551 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,931 Park's hearing's about to start. 552 00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:20,702 You're covering for him. I did the same thing many times. 553 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:21,962 My advice to you, 554 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:24,631 figure out what line you aren't willing to cross for him. 555 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,074 Because, eventually, he'll ask you to cross it. 556 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,309 How are your feet? 557 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:39,717 Mr. Barton? 558 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,228 Can you hear me, Mr. Barton? 559 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,323 Oh, no. 560 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:56,297 We have convened the Disciplinary Committee 561 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:57,669 to decide the appropriate action 562 00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:59,606 that should be taken against Dr. Chi Park 563 00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:03,408 as a result of her actions on October 7th of this year. 564 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,470 Dr. Park, do you have an opening statement? 565 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:07,914 Dr. Foreman, members of the committee, 566 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:12,251 thank you for giving me this opportunity to speak to you today. I... 567 00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:16,122 Good news. You can cancel the hearing, because I'm firing her myself. 568 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,249 She's not yours to fire... 569 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,327 Then you guys better fire her for insubordination. 570 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,455 She went rogue and my patient is now in a coma. 571 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:22,587 I'm the one who did the test... 572 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,792 No. It was my idea. 573 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:24,925 Seriously, House? 574 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,970 At least I'm smart enough to know what I don't know. 575 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:29,504 She went out of her way to defy me, she needs... 576 00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:31,801 Damn it, she... Just fire her! 577 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,432 My apologies. 578 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,772 My apologies, Dr. Park. 579 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,479 Dr. House's comments will, of course, 580 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,279 have no bearing on this hearing. 581 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,176 Please continue. 582 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,786 I, uh... 583 00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:51,457 I can't believe you did that. 584 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,288 Right back at you. 585 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:55,996 Our patient's dying We need theories. 586 00:30:56,121 --> 00:30:58,158 It's gotta be normal pressure hydrocephalus. 587 00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,701 Andrews predicted the coma. 588 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,469 Yeah, but even a broken doctor is right twice a day. 589 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,666 The patient wasn't wet, wabbly or wacky. 590 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:07,208 The coma had to be a lucky guess. 591 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,370 If you didn't think he was right, 592 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,675 then why did you want us to collect his spinal fluid? 593 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,010 I didn't. I wanted you to do a tilt table test. 594 00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,176 You have a wonderful way of communicating. 595 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:17,912 I knew Park wanted to do a tilt table. 596 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:21,388 If she listens to me, I waste an hour, if she defies me, 597 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:24,525 then I get the test I want and my 100 bucks. 598 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:25,889 Up high. 599 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,655 You're an ass. 600 00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,154 You're angry. 601 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,161 Yes. Now I'm angry. 602 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:34,366 Let's run the test for normal pressure hydrocephalus. 603 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:35,694 No. 604 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,170 What else would explain our symptoms 605 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,836 and make our patient go into a coma during that test? 606 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,604 What about hepatic encephalopathy? 607 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:46,512 No. We already tested his liver enzymes. They're normal. 608 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:49,584 Or his liver's so far gone, it can't even produce enzymes. 609 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,218 That's desperate. 610 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,055 It fits the symptoms. 611 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,089 And Andrews is a hack. 612 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:59,257 Go biopsy to confirm, unless you want your own hearing. 613 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,860 You'd have to hire me first. 614 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:10,096 So you do realize that it is unacceptable 615 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:11,765 to hit someone in the work place? 616 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,366 Yes. Completely unacceptable. 617 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,104 I wasn't thinking. I guess... 618 00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:19,375 I mean, I guess, technically, I was thinking. 619 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,876 It happened so fast, I didn't... I... 620 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,714 It's like... 621 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:32,291 It's like it wasn't even me. I would never do something like that. 622 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:34,060 Even though I did. 623 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:39,092 I'm sorry I'm not making any sense right now. 624 00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:45,337 I don't know. I just really love being a doctor so much, 625 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:49,776 and I barely even have $100 and... 626 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:53,609 Please don't fire me. 627 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,086 Is this theory more promising than the others? 628 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,826 We'll know in a few hours. 629 00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:09,754 How are you holding up? 630 00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:12,826 Other than the fact that my dad's in a coma, 631 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:14,759 terrible. 632 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,271 Tomorrow morning, I am supposed to sign a piece of paper 633 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,674 that will move the company 634 00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:23,803 and cost thousands of employees their jobs. 635 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:25,714 I thought you'd rather see the company 636 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,647 go under in New Jersey than thrive in China. 637 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:32,452 It's what my dad wants, and it's still his company. 638 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,684 I'm really just keeping the seat warm. 639 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,288 But unless he wakes up before tomorrow, 640 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:41,661 it's gonna be my signature on that piece of paper. 641 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,336 You don't have to sign it. 642 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,842 I'll let you know when we have the results. 643 00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:18,490 Biopsy was clean. It's not his liver. 644 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,327 I also ran the spinal fluid test, 645 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,063 and you were right that Andrews was wrong. 646 00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:25,835 His ICP was not normal, it was elevated. 647 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,502 What about HTLV? 648 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,178 We ruled that out three days ago. 649 00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:31,712 Because of his heart problems. But.“ 650 00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:33,406 Once something gets taken off the board, 651 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,178 I'm the only one who's allowed to put it back on. 652 00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:43,022 You owe me 106,804 won. 653 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,426 Or $100 US. 654 00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:49,092 God, but you're petty. 655 00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:52,728 Okay. So, two options. 656 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:54,894 Either we figure out what's wrong with this guy, 657 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,734 or we figure out how to make this company profitable in New Jersey. 658 00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,364 Eastern equine encephalitis? 659 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:03,873 Thinking in here. 660 00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:06,709 Brain scans indicate it could be Loa loa disease. 661 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,117 Shut it off! 662 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:25,064 Apparently we're allowed to do this now. 663 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,968 Get out of here, House. 664 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,403 Start the patient on plasmapheresis. 665 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,917 He'll wake up in an hour. 666 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,415 It's been a pleasure having you in the neighborhood. 667 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:03,299 This diagnosis was brought to you by the letter Y. 668 00:36:03,428 --> 00:36:05,840 Dad! God, you're okay. 669 00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:08,300 I'm thirsty. 670 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,343 It's a side effect of not dying. 671 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,619 Turns out your blood was getting thick and syrupy 672 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,485 from complexes of large Y-shaped antibodies. 673 00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:21,615 They were clogging up your blood vessels, 674 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,320 causing your organs to shut down, one by one. 675 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:26,692 Usually, with hyperviscosity syndrome, 676 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,526 it's caused by an elevated blood count 677 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,032 or protein count, but yours eluded us 678 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,395 because it was caused by antibodies 679 00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:34,026 from your rheumatoid arthritis. 680 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,832 Now that they're being filtered out, 681 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:40,466 your blood will be a little less duck sauce, and a little more soy sauce. 682 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,876 So I'm gonna be completely cured? 683 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,912 It's not all about you. 684 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:51,184 Your stock price will be completely cured once you sign this. 685 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,219 It's a press release. 686 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:55,814 It says that you're healthy, you're going back to work, 687 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,417 and you're signing the lease that officially moves the company to China. 688 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:02,089 He just woke up. Dad, you don't have to deal with this right now. 689 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,559 Actually, he does. Because the market opens at 9:00 a.m. 690 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,060 And this means a lotto me. 691 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:13,237 You may remember me from the time I saved your life. 692 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,041 If you move it, it'll be without me. 693 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,919 I know you object, I know you disagree... 694 00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:30,216 Dad. I can't do it. 695 00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:37,889 If this is really about family, you will not do this. 696 00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:28,307 Morning. 697 00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:33,419 I got lucky this time. 698 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:34,582 No, you didn't. 699 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,752 I made this bet so you'd stop actively trying to fire Park, 700 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:41,093 so you'd be neutral. You went out of your way to help her. 701 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,860 She obviously earned your respect, passed whatever test you... 702 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:45,161 I sabotaged her hearing. 703 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:47,131 You do read the school paper, don't you? 704 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:49,465 If you had sabotaged her hearing, 705 00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,370 she would have gotten more than a slap on the wrist. 706 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:53,442 What you actually did was make her emotional, 707 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,034 and make the board members see her as a victim. 708 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,836 Because the panel feels badly for 709 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,040 incompetent doctors who nearly kill people. 710 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,878 You know that everyone on that panel hates you. 711 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,013 You know the minute you recommend firing anyone, 712 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:06,213 they start discussing how big a bonus to give them. 713 00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:07,788 That's just hurtful. 714 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:11,387 Fact is, winning $100 from you gives me more pleasure 715 00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:12,859 than winning $100 from her. 716 00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:16,360 Here's your 5 grand. 717 00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:20,396 What 5 grand? 718 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:23,863 Just take it. Trust me. 719 00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:32,838 I found her sleeping in the park. 720 00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:35,075 Says she ran away because her daddy didn't love her. 721 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:39,382 And that is exactly what happened as far as you can prove. 722 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,525 Congratulations. You're not going to jail. Today. 723 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,820 But you do know I just can't let this slide. 724 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,863 Well, you need to keep up your rep. 725 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,730 Fine, clinic hours. I'll double them. 726 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:53,060 Okay. Twelve hours a week. 727 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:56,705 No. Three times two equals six. 728 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:59,674 And three times two times two is twelve. 729 00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:02,208 I know about your deal with Adams. 730 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:09,374 Call Chase and Taub. 731 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,544 Get them in here. The boys are back. 732 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,758 This check is for significantly more 733 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:20,885 than what I told you it would take to fund the department. 734 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:22,395 I know. 735 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,571 You paged me? 736 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,459 Congratulations. 737 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,764 You caught your boyfriend cheating that morning. 738 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:06,063 You had a big fight, that's why you were late. 739 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,646 You re-pitched an STD. 740 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:12,946 You haven't gone two consecutive minutes 741 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,415 without using the word "loyalty", 742 00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:17,142 which explains the anger and low self-esteem. 743 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:19,118 And the desire to feel pretty 744 00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:21,589 after having been rejected explains the clothes. 745 00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:29,253 It wasn't my boyfriend. 746 00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:31,456 It was my husband. 747 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,360 I was at my lawyer's office signing the divorce papers. 748 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,098 Wow. 749 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:41,004 I missed the fact that you were married. 750 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,101 We've been separated for almost a year. 751 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,145 So... Old news? 752 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,212 No anger left? 753 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:08,895 It's all bought and paid for.