1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,280 Okay, boys and girls. 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,478 Guess what kind of animal Wacky Benny's making now. 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,149 Give you a big hint. 4 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,061 Is it a dead animal? 5 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,866 I say we put him out of his misery and bring out Emma's cake. 6 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:29,474 He's so new to this. How's he gonna learn if we stop his act? 7 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,873 You're a sucky clown. 8 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,573 And you're a super-duper audience. 9 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:39,979 Hey, that is not okay. 10 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,576 Hey' keep your hands off my son! 11 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,246 Tell him to keep his hands off me. 12 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,664 I can't move my arm or leg. 13 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,796 So how does a completely healthy teenager have a mini-stroke? 14 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,099 Head CT and cerebral angiogram are normal, 15 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,434 clotting parameters are normal. 16 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,204 You're forgetting the wrinkly clump in the middle of his shirt. 17 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,304 Thought we'd diagnose the middle-aged clown first. 18 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,247 It's probably from my seatbelt. 19 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,545 Wrinkle pattern's too varied. 20 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,587 Looks like someone shoved you. Or grabbed you. 21 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,815 Probably from the diaper bag If the patient's using drugs, 22 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,255 cocaine could've caused an arterial spasm in his brain... 23 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,485 Tox screen's clean. 24 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,755 I'm gonna say it was the ex-girlfriend you cheated on, 25 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,491 not the ex-wife you cheated with 26 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:00,963 because if the latter was prone to violence, 27 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:05,093 you'd have been scattered in various dumpsters years ago. 28 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,130 Seriously? 29 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,105 No one else wants to talk about the patient? 30 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:13,940 New office furniture. Meaty topic. 31 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,639 What's the action on the ex-wife? 32 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,442 It was Rachel's boyfriend Phil. 33 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,179 His company's moving him back to Portland. 34 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,015 He wants me to change my visitation order 35 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:26,785 so he can ask Rachel and my daughter to move out west with him. 36 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,258 Things got a little heated. 37 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,355 The patient was punched in the groin, 38 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:35,262 could've triggered a massive sympathetic discharge... 39 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,767 Carotid duplex is normal. 40 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,099 And who's better qualified to be the daddy? 41 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,038 The guy who spilled a little DNA in her gene pool, 42 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,699 or the guy who's gonna be there day and night 43 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:48,303 to pass on important values like not shtupping Mommy after the divorce? 44 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:51,975 I am her daddy. She's staying here. 45 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,279 House has a point. 46 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,843 A couple nights a week with each kid may make you feel better. 47 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,785 It doesn't replace two round-the-clock parents. 48 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,324 Round-the-clock or not, parenting's an impossible job. 49 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,155 No way not to mess it up. 50 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,023 Why shouldn't Taub be the one to do it? 51 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,163 - Thank you. - Makes sense. 52 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,995 Park's tiger mom and dad were so insufferable, 53 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,229 she has to measure their affection in hours. 54 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:14,794 Chase's careerist dad and alcoholic mom were so indifferent, 55 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,204 he has to believe it's a wash. 56 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,331 Your turn. 57 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:18,875 What did your screwed-up parents do 58 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,410 to screw up your view of parenting? 59 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,237 They were good parents. 60 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,009 That's an oxymoron. 61 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,746 Chase is right, all parents screw up all children. 62 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,843 He's also dreamy, but it's not relevant now. 63 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,753 So all parents screw up all children, 64 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,688 but it makes some huge difference 65 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,657 if I keep my daughter here or let her move? 66 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,757 Endocarditis, flipped a piece of vegetation into his brain, 67 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,525 which could've broken up before the angiogram. 68 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,693 Transesophageal echo to confirm. 69 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,067 And screwed up is her best-case. 70 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,605 Bouncing between a philandering, workaholic dad 71 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,369 and an embittered' sexually-betrayed mom, 72 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,104 it's gonna lead to screwed-up squared. 73 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,510 Is endocarditis treatable? 74 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:58,844 VET? 75 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,385 The echo will show us any growths on his heart valve. 76 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,581 Most likely meds'll be enough, he won't even need surgery. 77 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:08,415 He's just taken up performing, and it's very stressful for him. 78 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,220 Could that have caused this? 79 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,229 It's not stressful, I have fun. 80 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,423 Stress wouldn't be relevant. 81 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,932 But anything that increases his adrenaline could have made it worse. 82 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,295 Maybe we find you a new hobby. One you're a little better at. 83 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:25,603 I'm gonna get better at it, and it's not a hobby. 84 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,143 I think I want to get a job working 85 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,145 as a circus clown, making people laugh. 86 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,647 Ben, I don't think that's a good idea. 87 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:36,948 It was good enough for my dad. 88 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,589 You were a... 89 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,125 His biological father. 90 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,161 Could his dad's melanoma be a factor here? 91 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,390 That wouldn't be related. 92 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,061 Ben, you barely knew him. 93 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,158 You're such a smart kid, 94 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:54,568 you could aim a lot higher than face paint and seltzer bottles. 95 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,910 I need treatment for my Type 2 diabetes. 96 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,141 There is absolutely no part of that sentence that is true. 97 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:07,116 I've been experiencing weight gain, fatigue and sluggishness. 98 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:10,153 Weight loss is a symptom of diabetes. 99 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,779 Fatigue is a symptom of thinking you 100 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,448 have a disease you don't actually have. 101 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,993 And sluggishness is a synonym of fatigue. 102 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:18,187 I need insulin. I know it. 103 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:21,698 Much as I'd like to kill you by dangerously lowering your blood sugar, 104 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,597 murder violates my parole. 105 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,433 That blood work is weeks old. Test me again. 106 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,269 I am the test. The test is negative. 107 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,266 The test also thinks you're a giant pain in the ass. 108 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,977 That last insult was your cue to leave. 109 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,277 Test me. 110 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,277 Fine. Wait right here. 111 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,120 Thank you. 112 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,792 Sleep study. Please make sure he's 113 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,660 not disturbed for the next eight hours. 114 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,400 We need to talk about Saturday night. 115 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,469 No, no, no, no, no. 116 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:02,739 Historians will talk of Saturday night, not us. 117 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:06,675 The legendary night on which we watch Santos shatter Rubio's jaw 118 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,575 and you epically pay me $50. 119 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,978 I have a chance to really watch it. 120 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,347 A patient of mine has a pair of tickets he can't use. 121 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:18,081 And obviously you're under house and office arrest, 122 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,351 I just wanted to make sure you were cool 123 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,653 if I go to Atlantic City without you. 124 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,059 No, thanks. 125 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,925 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to decline your invitation 126 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,999 to not spend Saturday night with you. 127 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,497 These are ringside seats. 128 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,331 Cameras are ringside, too. 129 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,995 If you want, I could sweat and spit 130 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,107 and bleed on you from time to time. 131 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,835 I'd take you if I could. 132 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,536 Well, I'd take me if either of us could. 133 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,779 See what a tough spot I'm in? 134 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,405 I'm going to that fight. 135 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,519 All right, I'll take the other ticket. 136 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,083 Let me worry about logistics. 137 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,233 Patient's heart valves are normal. It's not endocarditis. 138 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,428 But he has a thickened pericardium, which makes no sense. 139 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:10,406 He has a heart problem, but not one that could've caused his TIA. 140 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,203 Syphilitic vasculitis would explain the TIA 141 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,038 and the pericardial inflammation. 142 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,240 Syph test was negative. Plus, the kid's never been sexually active. 143 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:20,544 Yeah, I got that from the line on his chart that says "birthday clown. 144 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,211 His late father was a circus clown. 145 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:23,881 Histoplasmosis. 146 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,115 He's not immunocompromised. 147 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,088 And I assume you added that irrelevant tidbit 148 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,318 because you're moved by the son's idiotic tribute, 149 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,726 and think it justifies keeping your daughter in New Jersey. 150 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,492 But what if he has a heightened immune system. 151 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,896 I mentioned it because.“ 152 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:41,232 Take your time. We'll continue with medicine. 153 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,069 Sjögren's could've given him chronic 154 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,904 pericarditis and cerebral arteritis. 155 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,741 Sjögren's it is. IV immunosuppressants to treat. 156 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,913 Anything? 157 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,583 This'll calm your immune system. 158 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,086 You should be out of here within the week. 159 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,682 My mom'll be happy to hear that. 160 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:03,090 I've got an internship that starts in three weeks. 161 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,960 I take it it's not at a place with a big top. 162 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,593 It's in my stepdad's law office. 163 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,264 I know I'm not any good at being a clown yet, 164 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,633 but when I do get a laugh, 165 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,938 see those kids' eyes light up, 166 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,277 that's how my dad made me feel when I was a kid. 167 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,173 You need to hang onto that. 168 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,289 My mom says he was a loving father, 169 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,792 but always broke and always on the road. 170 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,785 It's a stupid way to make a living. 171 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,991 You're 16. Plenty of time to make money. 172 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:47,062 Wanting to build a connection with your dad, 173 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,799 pass on some of the joy that he gave you, 174 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,473 that's not stupid at all. 175 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,012 I got it. 176 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:07,591 Is this because of the medication? Is it normal? 177 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:16,524 It's not normal, and ifs not Sjögren's. 178 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,840 TIA, thickened pericardium, and now 179 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,242 he's bleeding from his nose and mouth. 180 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,043 What are you doing with her? 181 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,013 "Her"? 182 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:39,187 Surely this little bundle of fun has an actual name. 183 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:41,416 It's Sophie. 184 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,026 Both your kids are named... 185 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,620 She's Sophie. The other one's Sophia. 186 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,728 It's different enough. 187 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,695 They actually have two completely different derivations. 188 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,236 No, they don't. 189 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,535 I wasn't in a strong negotiating position. Why is she here? 190 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,602 Ruby dropped her off. Seemed pretty upset. 191 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:04,045 Apparently someone forgot that it was Daddy's night. 192 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,549 She wasn't even gonna leave her 193 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,116 till I said that I was letting you off early. 194 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,484 Damn it. I just started back on the team. My schedule's a mess. 195 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,548 If your own kids are a scheduling item, 196 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,283 maybe you should let one of them move. 197 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,755 Patient has low platelets, makes me think DIC. 198 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,056 She doesn't seem to like that idea. 199 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,569 You're right. No schistocytes in his smear. 200 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:28,771 He also has a low red count. What if ifs a retroperitoneal bleed? 201 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:29,932 No Grey-Turner's sign. 202 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,806 She wasn't fussy like that when I was holding her. 203 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,435 Maybe she likes the sound of my voice. 204 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:38,677 Which is weird because I have no genetic connection to her. 205 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,912 Could it be she doesn't know the difference? 206 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,614 So many children of your own, 207 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:45,985 no wonder you have such insight into 208 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,420 my relationship with my babies. 209 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,791 Good point. How could I comprehend that you're too despised 210 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,352 to keep them from having the same name, 211 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,523 too overwhelmed to remember your own calendar, 212 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,259 and too vain to admit that at this stage, 213 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,994 you don't matter to either baby? 214 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,630 Low white count suggests infection. 215 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,204 What if you're all right? Low platelets, plus low red count, 216 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,539 plus low white count equals... 217 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,941 Aplastic anemia. 218 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,278 Kid needs a bone marrow transplant. 219 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,276 Everyone except Adams transfuse 220 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,511 his platelets till you find a match. 221 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,364 You started college a semester late 222 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:29,399 because you left high school a semester late 223 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:33,960 because you had five incompletes in your junior year. 224 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,802 And you're offering one bad semester 225 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,636 as proof that my parents screwed me up? 226 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,973 Did okay before that, straight A's after that. 227 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,876 I went through a rebellious phase. 228 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,575 Don't tell me. Mom and Dad were at each other's throats, 229 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,915 and the academic crisis was a cry for help. 230 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,654 Sorry to mess with your world view, but I'm not messed up. 231 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,523 So my parents couldn't have messed me up. 232 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,222 Mom's HLA is only a 3/6 match. 233 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,358 Maternal grandmother's worse than that. 234 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,766 Where'd you unload the baby? 235 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,234 Maternity ward. Shut up. 236 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,432 You realize you're making House's argument for him. 237 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,736 The part where he said any parent who uses day care 238 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,401 should ship their child across the country? 239 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,712 No, the part where he said that baby doesn't need you. 240 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,270 You've only got her a couple days a week, 241 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,577 and most of that's spent with a rotating cast of nurses... 242 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,618 That's how Daddy likes to spend his time, too. 243 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,688 Shut up. First cousin's also a whiff. 244 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,718 So much for genetics mattering. I'll try the marrow registry. 245 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,720 Dr. Park is searching the registry. 246 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,231 Transfusing his platelets will keep him healthy while we wait. 247 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,461 You sure there's no one on the father's side of the family? 248 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:40,037 If one of them's a match, that'd speed things up a lot. 249 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,934 His parents died young, he was an only child. 250 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,873 There's no living relatives that I know of. 251 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,070 Something will turn up soon. 252 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,976 How soon is soon? Will he miss a lot of school? 253 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,809 I'm actually thinking of just getting my GED. 254 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,942 How do you expect to get into a good college? 255 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:59,387 I'm gonna take classes on magic, juggling, try to make a go of this. 256 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,119 Ben, you keep your grades up, you can do anything in the world. 257 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,162 Like what? Work in some boring office? 258 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,959 Do you think my father would have done that for 10 minutes? 259 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,795 You don't remember your father. You don't know... 260 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,392 I want to build a connection with him. 261 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,337 Pass on some of the joy that he gave me. 262 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,103 My... 263 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,337 My back hurts. 264 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,251 His BP's dropping. 265 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,913 We think we've dealt with all the liability issues. 266 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,250 I'm in a meeting. 267 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,092 Sorry. Since you paged me I didn't want to keep you waiting. 268 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,758 Yeah. I paged you, which means you're next. 269 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,926 That's cool. I'll wait. 270 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:48,165 That's a good start Let's go through it point by point. 271 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,331 First up... 272 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,373 I'll call you back. 273 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,608 Just got this. 274 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,483 The American Association of Rheumatology 275 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,183 wants you to speak, 9:00, Saturday, in Atlantic City. 276 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,016 Dr. Neusinger canceled on them at the last minute. 277 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,557 I hate conferences. 278 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,695 Well, this is a big one. And it's the premium slot. 279 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,996 I'd like you to do it. 280 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,628 I'll clear it with your parole officer. 281 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,067 What do I need to do for you? 282 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,741 Halve the clinic hours that you recently doubled, 283 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:33,579 and double the hooker budget that you recently halved. 284 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,011 I think you refer to it as petty cash. 285 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,583 Fine. 286 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:45,552 Just one thing. I'm gonna ask them to put you on in the morning. 287 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,028 We're doing them a favor. Why should you have to spend the night? 288 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,597 But you said that 9:00 was the premium slot. 289 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,568 I want to feel like I've earned my hookers. 290 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,833 The place'll be a madhouse. 291 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,673 Especially since it's 2 miles from the Rubio fight, at the exact same time. 292 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:05,881 Nice try. You called up, pretended to be Neusinger, canceled, 293 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,417 then suggested yourself as a replacement. 294 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,877 You go to that fight, you go to prison. 295 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,613 Well, that'd be redundant 296 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:15,284 when I have an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here. 297 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,294 Better go do some of those clinic hours I recently doubled. 298 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,759 Test my urine. 299 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,697 Looks like I was wrong about my diagnosis. 300 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,465 Yeah. I have diabetes. 301 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,601 No. But you're not a hypochondriac. 302 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,144 Or you'd have imagined some new disease 303 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,770 after I shot down the first one. 304 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,274 So whose urine is that? Diabetic girlfriend without health insurance? 305 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:44,219 It's not a scam, I'm sick. Now I have swollen ankles. 306 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,223 The medical term is cankles. 307 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,115 Is there some black market in insulin that I don't know about? 308 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,717 It's in my genes. 309 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:55,129 My old man got diabetes at 50, my older brother got it at 50, I just turned 50. 310 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,895 Well, that's a great argument if diabetes was a gold watch. 311 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:02,461 I've got sciatica like my dad, class-four hemorrhoids like him. 312 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,405 I need to get a jump on this thing. 313 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,902 We had to stop the transfusion. 314 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,140 Patient's having an allergic reaction to donor platelets. 315 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,477 No one in Mom's family's a match, 316 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,483 and as far as she knows, Dad has no living relatives. 317 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,247 It's been years since he died. 318 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,363 If the kid's dad died young of melanoma, 319 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,199 how come the overprotective mom 320 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,825 never took him to a dermatologist? 321 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,164 Are you gonna test my urine, or what? 322 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,214 Not diabetes. 323 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,854 Use crossmatched platelets, 324 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,288 try to find the patient some blood that's closer to his own. 325 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,020 And get the real story on clown senior's death. 326 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,857 Mom's hiding something. 327 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,953 There's a good bet that it's medically relevant. 328 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,630 Apple juice. Easiest way to fake a spike in blood sugar. 329 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:16,974 His family history of melanoma may have affected his cellular outlook. 330 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,483 If we had more detail on the exact type of melanoma his father had... 331 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:25,316 Otherwise we might not be able to find a marrow match. 332 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,152 He never had melanoma. 333 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,057 How did he die? 334 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,262 He didn't. 335 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:42,667 He lives in Pennsauken, under a different name. Mitchell Gordon. 336 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,174 How could you keep this from me? From Ben? 337 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,674 He really needs to know his dad 338 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,509 just breezed in and out of his life, 339 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,243 drunk and incoherent? 340 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:58,345 It's better to think the man's dead but decent. 341 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,763 You realize I have to invite someone else to the Rubio fight. 342 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,096 Nope. No realization whatsoever. 343 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,102 You have a LoJack on your leg. 344 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,036 I was happy watching the fight on pay-per-view. 345 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,870 You're the one who insisted we go to Atlantic City. 346 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,986 Your biological father was a decent, God-fearing minister, 347 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,152 the guy who raised you was a cold-hearted jerk. 348 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,825 I'm trying to figure out why you're so convinced 349 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,456 Adams has parentally-inflicted damage. 350 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,898 You're trying to deflect. 351 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,399 Now you are. 352 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,802 You have to believe that every parent screws up every child, 353 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,965 or you were screwed out of a decent childhood. 354 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,441 My decent daddy-of-the-cloth was also 355 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,944 being indecent with my married mom. 356 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,409 He probably would've taken other kids to the playground. 357 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,021 Not my fault, bad parenting. 358 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,861 Mitchell Gordon? 359 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,030 I've already got a religion. Go away. 360 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,432 We're doctors. 361 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,362 Your son Ben is in the hospital, 362 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,533 at Princeton-Plainsboro. He's very sick. 363 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,272 Yeah, well, I don't have a son. Not anymore. 364 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,281 We know there are some issues there, 365 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,283 but your bone marrow could cure him. 366 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,782 There's a hospital 2 miles from here. It's a simple test... 367 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,721 You said he was at Princeton-Plainsboro. 368 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,394 His mother feels it's better to do the tests at a different hospital. 369 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,064 Like I said, I don't have a son anymore. 370 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,863 House isn't gonna give up. Just tell him about your parents. 371 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,304 Or make up a lie. 372 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:58,806 I don't want to lie. 373 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,036 And I don't want to validate his ridiculous theory. 374 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,136 It's not ridiculous. Even the best-intentioned 375 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,305 parents end up damaging their kids. 376 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,908 You're a smart, successful doctor. 377 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,578 How much damage could you have? 378 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,257 Know how I got interested in medicine? 379 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,660 When my mother drank, she couldn't handle me, 380 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,322 so she locked me in my father's study. 381 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,332 Only so many hours you can cry and bang on the door 382 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,370 before you give up, find something to read. 383 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,339 We all have family dysfunction. That's why we're successful. 384 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,502 To fill that hole. 385 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,517 My parents have a lot of money. 386 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,612 But they didn't make it legally. 387 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,547 White-collar crime? 388 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,525 Started with card games, high-stakes poker. 389 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,289 Then my dad got into narcotics. 390 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,525 At first just selling, 391 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,228 but then using, too. 392 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,702 Or he never would've gotten into the slave trade. 393 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,537 Children mostly. 394 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,275 Easier to pack in small crates. 395 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:08,810 Plus the shipping's a lot cheaper... 396 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,548 Won't even trust a co-worker. 397 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,712 What did your parents do to you? 398 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,255 You have to go see him yourself. 399 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,760 He wouldn't even come to the door a second time. 400 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,563 Okay. I'll drive over there. 401 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,570 It's a pleural effusion. 402 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:43,908 He had a bleeding problem earlier, 403 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,243 must be bleeding into his lungs. 404 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,029 Except there's no blood. 405 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,295 What does that mean? 406 00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:06,630 Means you don't have to make that drive. 407 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,932 The problem isn't his marrow, it's his liver. 408 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,273 Liver failure explains everything. 409 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,114 Question is, what explains the liver failure? 410 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:23,050 It's not an infection. We tried antibiotics, but he's not responding. 411 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:26,351 More curiously, what explains the mom lying 412 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:29,687 about Dad pushing up squirting daisies? 413 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,388 This is how you plan to get to that boxing game? 414 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,357 Why are you looking at her? 415 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:37,558 Because I'm stunned 416 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:40,136 and I have to look at something. 417 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:45,499 Match, bout, fight, contest, day, Helena. 418 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:50,073 Almost anything works after boxing except the word game. 419 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,807 Your bigger problem is the people 420 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,644 who design those things aren't idiots. 421 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,177 Can you believe she used to work in the can? 422 00:22:58,077 --> 00:22:59,181 Nothing is tamper-proof. 423 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,415 It's a synthetic problem. 424 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,355 His liver's not synthesizing proteins, 425 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:04,324 so fluid is leaking out of his blood vessels. 426 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,861 And Mom's a selfish jerk. 427 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,828 She traded up, married a lawyer, 428 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,864 wants to forget the lowly circus clown. 429 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,332 You're defending the father 430 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:14,597 because you feel like a jerk for baking buns in two different ovens. 431 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:17,003 You want lo believe the mythical biological 432 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:20,109 connection excuses being a man-slut... Ow! 433 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,179 I don't know why I'm starting to doubt your expertise. 434 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,009 You do have a classified ad and a piece of metal. 435 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,242 It's temperature that sets it off, not force. 436 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:29,285 The rivets go pop, I slide in the heating pad. Easy peasy. 437 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,582 More likely the patient has a hyperammonemic problem. 438 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,247 His liver's not cleaning out his blood, 439 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:34,915 the buildup of toxins is causing everything. 440 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,789 I'm defending the dad because he got screwed. 441 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:38,691 After he lost his son, he lost his job, 442 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,626 been in and out of rehab, gave up clowning. 443 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,892 Yes, as a parent, I empathize. 444 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,262 I say we tell the kid. 445 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:46,131 He's a minor, the mom's his guardian, 446 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,033 and it's not even medically relevant. 447 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,765 She robbed them of 12 years together. 448 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:52,399 Or she ripped off the Band-Aid too late. 449 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:55,444 That memory she let Son of Bozo establish 450 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:58,879 is making him chase his father's moronic profession. 451 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:02,384 When he could be living the high life in Portland. 452 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:05,388 And I mean that metaphorically, of course. 453 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:10,423 This is where you dazzle me with your contingency plan. 454 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:22,338 I see why employers are reluctant to hire ex-cons. 455 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:27,737 Well, what about the patient? 456 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,580 Is the problem hyperammonemic or synthetic? 457 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:31,773 Can't treat for both. 458 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:34,578 One requires hemodialysis, the other a liver transplant 459 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,084 and we couldn't even get the kid a marrow match. 460 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,348 Get the mom's consent to pump him full of protein. 461 00:24:38,444 --> 00:24:40,287 If it's a synthetic problem, more fluid 462 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,255 will leak into his chest and his heart will fail. 463 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,123 If it's hyperammonemic, toxins will 464 00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:45,990 overwhelm his body and he'll go into a coma. 465 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,156 Do you only like tests that involve the risk of death? 466 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:52,759 There are some slower, less conclusive tests, but why take that risk? 467 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,276 In here. 468 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:11,277 Oh, my God. The water. 469 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,822 This is completely my fault. 470 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,558 There are very serious risks, 471 00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:23,997 but if we don't figure out what he has, we can't treat him at all. 472 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,834 I may be a little out of bounds here, 473 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,377 but in case there are complications, 474 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,471 might be a good time to come clean to your son. 475 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,516 Lei his father visit. 476 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,144 A little out of bounds? 477 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:46,646 I don't know the history, but everyone makes mistakes. 478 00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:47,815 Your son worships him. 479 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:48,983 The doctor's right about that. 480 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,359 Yeah? 481 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:52,757 And when did he learn that? 482 00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,694 When he encouraged Ben to drop out of school? 483 00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:00,493 Mitchell is not Ben's father any more than a sperm donor would've been. 484 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,543 Dr. House? 485 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:11,678 Unless you're a locksmith or an electrician 486 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,579 with political contacts, I'm busy. 487 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:17,279 My husband saw you in the clinic. Wants treatment for diabetes. 488 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,686 My condolences on your forthcoming divorce. 489 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:21,348 He keeps imagining symptoms, 490 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:25,452 and now I have to make him these awful anti-diabetic meals. 491 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,929 Since I have no intention of testing him, 492 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,465 treating him, or cooking for him... 493 00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:35,066 Could you write me a fake prescription for insulin? 494 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:36,968 The advantage of fake prescriptions 495 00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:39,201 is you don't have to be a real doctor to write one. 496 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,744 Just tell me what's safe to inject in his thigh. 497 00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:47,244 His symptoms will go away and then I can show him he was never sick. 498 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,113 Water? 499 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,050 Imaginary medicine's not my specialty. 500 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,580 I do have an imaginary colleague 501 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,783 who's just sent me an imaginary page. 502 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:57,224 Imagine how sorry I am. 503 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,231 Still mad about what happened in the lab? 504 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,671 I'm not mad, I'm being professional. 505 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,971 You claim you're not screwed up, you may even believe ii, 506 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,478 but House doesn't, and I don't. 507 00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:18,980 So you can wait till he camps out on your parents' lawn, 508 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,607 or you can admit you don't live 509 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,309 on some higher plane and thank me later. 510 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:25,314 My... My eye feels weird. 511 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,420 What's happening to me? 512 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:37,766 You look tired. 513 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,770 I hate when people say that. I know, I look bad. 514 00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:42,998 I thought you were gonna go to bed early last night. 515 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:46,941 Like an idiot, I went out with my girlfriends to pretend I have a life. 516 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,808 When all I did was flirt with guys 517 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,777 who'd have no interest in a mom, 518 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:53,110 and miss the baby I couldn't wait to get rid of, 519 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,015 and then get yelled at by my mom for staying out too late. 520 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,518 You need your own place. Yes. 521 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:59,612 I moved back home because it was too drafty at the Four Seasons. 522 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,952 So go back to work at the hospital. 523 00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:03,686 Day care costs more than what I earned as a nurse. 524 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,854 Have you considered sub-standard day care? 525 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,225 Why don't you stay here tonight? 526 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,398 No, I mean in the guest room. 527 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,067 I'll watch the baby again, you can get a real night's sleep. 528 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,401 You'd do that? 529 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,483 Win-win. 530 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:33,648 Mommy gets a rest, Daddy gets more time with his little angel. 531 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,651 There's some sweats in the closet in the back. 532 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:47,401 Lucky girl, gets another sleepover with Dada. 533 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,271 Makes a difference, 534 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,677 doesn't it? 535 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,357 Didn't answer your page last night. 536 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:09,858 Sorry, battery died. 537 00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:13,088 We got the patient's eye back in place with steroid injections. 538 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:16,098 But a bulging eyeball means it's not a liver problem. 539 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,930 And Mom's determination to keep Dad away, 540 00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:22,096 even as her kid gets sicker and sicker, means she's got more to hide. 541 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:24,765 It's not diagnostically relevant, let's let it drop. 542 00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:27,935 You just lost my vote. You flip-flopped on parental rights. 543 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,569 I've been trying to persuade the mother, 544 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,271 but ifs her son, so it's her call. 545 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,610 Well, that's very evolved of you. 546 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:36,379 You don't usually see Darwinian changes over breakfast. 547 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,888 You made nice-nice with Phil. 548 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:44,219 You decided that he'd make a decent father for Thing Two after all. 549 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:47,392 I had Sophie again last night, and Ruby slept in my guest room. 550 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,432 Which has nothing to do with Phil, 551 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:51,465 who will never be a father to my children. 552 00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:53,832 Angioneurotic edema can cause rapid swelling. 553 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,996 Hey, we're having a conversation here. 554 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,401 No abdominal pain. 555 00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,669 So that must've been nice having 556 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,970 Ruby and the baby under one roof. 557 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:03,637 Yes, it was nice having my daughter in my home. 558 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,306 That's why I would like her sister to live near my home. 559 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:07,577 Anasarca? 560 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:08,911 Swelling would have followed gravity. 561 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:12,319 Isn't that getting this whole parenting thing ass backwards? 562 00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:13,481 Aren't you supposed to figure out 563 00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:16,252 what you can sacrifice to maximize their niceness? 564 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:19,329 And do you think I should sacrifice myself from their lives? 565 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:24,265 Just one life. Until the other one's mommy meets someone nicer than you. 566 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:25,926 Swelling that fast and localized 567 00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,661 has to come from the lymph nodes. 568 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,534 Burkitt's lymphoma. 569 00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:33,599 Swelling. 570 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,173 Cankles. 571 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:38,111 That's not a symptom of Burkitt's. Are you saying... 572 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,515 It's Burkitt's. Prep him for chemo. 573 00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:56,622 I think you should give House permission to go to Atlantic City. 574 00:30:57,289 --> 00:31:00,395 We'll stop by the rheumatology conference. Everyone's covered. 575 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,131 No. 576 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,538 The guy has earned the right to go to one boxing match. 577 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:07,371 He's done everything you've asked. 578 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,468 Funded and staffed his own department, 579 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,548 hasn't even broken as much as a traffic law. 580 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,507 You're right. 581 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,243 So you'll let him go? 582 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,381 No. 583 00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:21,321 I get why he wants to go to that fight. I'd love to go myself. 584 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,552 Which is kind of why I have to stop him. 585 00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:25,552 My job is to be the jerk. 586 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,153 House has to believe that I have authority over him. 587 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,496 He can't function under someone's thumb. 588 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,660 I know. Which means you can't go either. 589 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:39,504 Your job is to be his friend. 590 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:42,010 To stay here and sit with him and watch the fight on pay-per-view 591 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,170 while bitching about me. 592 00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:44,713 If we both do our jobs, we might 593 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:46,281 actually get him through his parole. 594 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,855 You're right. 595 00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:58,593 Sorry to show up like this. 596 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:00,026 I was expecting a battery of lawyers. 597 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:01,528 No lawyers. 598 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:04,100 Phil had something that he would like to say. 599 00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:06,465 So I thought that he should say it in person. 600 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,035 It was wrong of me to confront you 601 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:11,936 about taking Rachel to Portland. 602 00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:14,643 You don't want to move to Portland? 603 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,211 Of course I do. 604 00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:18,042 But this is about your daughter, too, 605 00:32:18,136 --> 00:32:21,379 and I'm not gonna do something like this without your support. 606 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:26,720 So, you guys are trying to manipulate me by playing good cop/good cop? 607 00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:28,914 Is that how little you think of me? 608 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,595 It's clear you're back working for House. 609 00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:36,256 I will see you this weekend when you pick up Sophie. 610 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:37,658 Sophia. 611 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:39,227 We actually started calling her Sophie. 612 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:40,428 Yeah. 613 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:43,465 Great. 614 00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:45,605 It's cute. 615 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:53,276 Cankles. 616 00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:56,444 Is there some problem with the prescription you gave me'? 617 00:32:57,242 --> 00:33:01,281 I'm faint, I've been gaining more weight. I think I need a bigger dose. 618 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:04,190 If you double his placebo, he might drown. 619 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:08,428 Also, you forgot to mention that your heart rate is slow. 620 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:11,499 My heart rate's not... 621 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:13,628 52? 622 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,262 The technical term is slow. 623 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:20,977 Those awful anti-diabetic meals you eat, do they contain bok choy? 624 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,776 A pound of it. Every day. 625 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:26,179 Bok choy has glucosinolates, 626 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:29,616 which inhibit thyroid function and account for all your symptoms. 627 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:33,145 So, this isn't diabetes? 628 00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:35,815 You have a bad case of irony. 629 00:33:35,881 --> 00:33:38,828 The food that you're eating to stop making you sick is making you sick. 630 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:42,198 Maybe I don't have my father's crummy genes after all. 631 00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:44,062 On the other hand, maybe you're 632 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,032 fat enough to get diabetes even without him. 633 00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:54,208 I can't believe I have cancer. 634 00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:57,143 We caught it early. You should be okay. 635 00:33:58,303 --> 00:34:01,375 I could die. I never went anywhere, did anything. 636 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:05,978 If my father had lived, everything would have been different. 637 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:10,725 Your mom and stepdad love you, they've given you a great home. 638 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:12,991 That counts for a lot. 639 00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:17,997 He's crashing, everything's shutting down. 640 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,913 Renal failure, lung failure, heart failure, all before we started chemo. 641 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:35,678 Burkitt's lymphoma is fast-moving, but not this fast. 642 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:43,117 No rush. ICU stands for "take your time" in Latin. 643 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,258 Multiple aneurysms. 644 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:48,524 That would mean every symptom after his TIA was a coincidence. 645 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,190 Cholesterol emboli. 646 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,858 Bingo! Fits perfectly. 647 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,927 Check the file, confirm that we did major abdominal surgery on him, 648 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,266 and then completely forgot about it. 649 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,438 House. 650 00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:05,545 Hello. 651 00:35:07,872 --> 00:35:09,044 What the hell are you doing here? 652 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,381 I was told this might be my last chance to see my son. 653 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,383 You had no right This is none of your business! 654 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,550 I didn't... I called him. 655 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,292 This man is Ben's hero. Let them spend five minutes together. 656 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,790 No. You get out of here! 657 00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:31,799 Wait. 658 00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:40,244 You sexually molested your son. 659 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,418 Your walk, tabes dorsalis. 660 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,852 You have late-stage syphilis. 661 00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:49,756 Which you gave to our patient, presumably 12 years ago. 662 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:53,261 Which also explains why Mom is not big on family reunions. 663 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,433 I shouldn't be here. 664 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:09,340 We tested him for syphilis, he was negative. 665 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:13,041 After 12 years, the active infection would have died down 666 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:15,446 everywhere except the arteries in his brain, 667 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,348 where it could hide out from our tests. 668 00:36:17,442 --> 00:36:21,447 When that six-year-old heckler punched him in his juggling pins, 669 00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:24,288 it kicked up the dormant bacteria in his pelvis. 670 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:27,454 The immunosuppressants we gave him sent it into overdrive. 671 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:31,023 The antibiotics we gave him actually started destroying the syphilis. 672 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,398 But like pouring water on a fire, 673 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,801 led to a trail of toxic smoke and ash, 674 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:38,135 which made his immune system overcompensate. 675 00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:40,732 Severe Jarisch-Herxheimer reaction. 676 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,968 - Is this true? - Yes. 677 00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:45,981 Jarisch-Herxheimer is real. It sounds silly but... 678 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,978 You mean the... Right. 679 00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:56,657 I found stains on his clothes. 680 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:04,395 He didn't understand and he didn't seem traumatized. 681 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:09,729 I kept trying to talk to him, but before long, he'd forgotten. 682 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:11,569 And he seemed... 683 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,010 He seemed happy, and he seemed normal. 684 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,545 So you made Daddy go away, and you made 685 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,170 sure Junior had no reason to go looking. 686 00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:22,516 I was just trying to protect him, 687 00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:26,682 like I should have done from the start. 688 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,849 I'm sorry. 689 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:37,591 IV penicillin and anti-TNF antibodies, he'll be fine. 690 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:40,465 Apart from the whole daddy-rape thing. 691 00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:50,207 We're not done. 692 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,941 No, we are not. 693 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:55,381 Notify the dad's sexual partners, notify his employer, 694 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:57,453 his landlord, notify the police. 695 00:37:57,542 --> 00:38:01,046 I meant the kid. We're not gonna tell him he was molested? 696 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,615 To make him miserable, or to forfeit your license? 697 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,786 To tell him the truth. 698 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:08,296 He's a virgin, how do I explain the STD? 699 00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:11,299 It's a medical diagnosis. Screw the parents, the kid's our patient. 700 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:15,303 I guess Taub's got a tough choice to make when the kid wakes up. 701 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,599 Why is it my choice? 702 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:17,968 Because you're a dad. 703 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:20,406 How could the rest of us possibly understand? 704 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,083 What was wrong with me? 705 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,920 It's called syphilis. 706 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:39,918 Uh... 707 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,662 You can get that without having sex? 708 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,608 I didn't tell him. 709 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,677 Your heart said he needed to know, 710 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:06,051 your brain knew he's better off without it. 711 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,455 Following your heart is easy. Following your brain is tough. 712 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,120 Especially after years of following 713 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,355 that much smaller, third organ. 714 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:20,793 That's why all parents screw up all children. 715 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:29,976 Evening. 716 00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:38,985 Clever tactic, pretending you're not interested anymore. 717 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,759 How could that possibly work as a tactic? 718 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:46,224 The fact is, once I saw those incompletes, 719 00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:48,160 I knew your parents screwed you up. 720 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:50,096 The details are just gravy. 721 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,658 You're wrong. 722 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:58,167 The only evidence you have is proof of something else. 723 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,944 I ran away from home. 724 00:40:04,769 --> 00:40:07,613 Because you had lousy parents. 725 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,685 Because I didn't. 726 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:16,420 All my friends' parents were divorced, or having affairs, 727 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:19,358 or barely knew their kids' birthdays. 728 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,528 You envied their dysfunction? 729 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,867 I thought it made them deeper somehow. 730 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:35,539 It was stupid. 731 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:39,705 I hitchhiked to Manhattan, moved in with an older guy. 732 00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:42,546 In two months I came running home. 733 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,382 Took my parents years to get over it. 734 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:51,551 That's when you started to excel. You were making it up to them. 735 00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:56,392 Your parents screwed you up by not screwing you up. 736 00:40:57,388 --> 00:41:00,631 How does briefly wishing I was screwed up make me screwed up? 737 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:06,068 It's normal to be screwed up. It's really screwed up to romanticize it. 738 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,809 Guess that's why you wanted to work with prisoners. 739 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,641 It's why I wanted to work with you. 740 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,584 It was a tactic. 741 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,602 Chris. Yeah. 742 00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:44,612 I need to talk to you and Phil. 743 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,173 Is everything okay? 744 00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:51,280 Yeah. 745 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,464 I can't let you move. 746 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,527 You drove all the way out here just 747 00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,295 to tell us what you already told us? 748 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,636 I'm sorry. 749 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:25,153 House, open up I don't want to miss the opening bell. 750 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:29,816 House? 751 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:44,235 Telecast, and we expect an electric atmosphere in the arena 752 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:48,333 and a sell-out crowd of about 10,000 for Rubio vs. Santos. 753 00:42:48,433 --> 00:42:50,413 Two great fighters with illustrious careers 754 00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:52,845 might have been expected to meet a long time ago. 755 00:42:52,937 --> 00:42:55,076 As for Santos, his handlers tell us 756 00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:57,744 that he's done more roadwork than at any time in his career, 757 00:42:57,842 --> 00:43:01,187 hoping to prove tonight that he can box for 12 full rounds. 758 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:03,759 Significant, because Santos hasn't heard 759 00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:06,361 the final bell in more than six years. 760 00:43:06,451 --> 00:43:08,590 He comes in with 11 straight knockout wins. 761 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:11,530 He saw how a power-puncher with a left hook 762 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,865 was able to cut Rubio over the right eye 763 00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,301 in the 10th round of that last fight.