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Let's get back to
Phil and Diane.
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Phil's been having a
hard time finding work,
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and Diane wants him to talk to her
about his fear, his disappointment.
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And Phil wants Diane to trust him,
that they'll get through this,
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ideally without having to
keep discussing feelings.
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Not your exact words,
but am I wrong?
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And most guys out there
are the same way.
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But, ladies, if you're feeling
frustrated, remember,
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it's not our fault.
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We were raised to be
strong, not emotional,
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to deny vulnerability,
not embrace it.
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And you know
what that makes us?
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Dinosaurs.
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Nobody needs us to hunt
wild animals for food.
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Nobody needs us to cut down
trees to build shelter.
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They need us to evolve.
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To catch up.
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Since the 1960s, women's roles
have shifted radically.
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And as their
roles have changed,
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so have women.
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Well, they've become tougher,
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more demanding of us,
their partners.
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And who can blame them?
Who can...
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Who can...
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For expecting us to
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do the...
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Joe!
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Joe. Joe.
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We need an ambulance.
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You want?
I'm good.
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Your limp's almost gone.
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It pains me to interrupt
the collegial banter.
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It pains me even more
to listen to it continue.
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38-year-old man spikes a fever and
collapses during a speaking engagement.
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ER checks out blood volume,
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cardiac function and autonomic reflexes.
All normal.
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Our patient makes a living telling
men to behave more like women.
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Surprised you didn't throw psych
symptoms into the differential.
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Either way, could be
a cerebral AVM.
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ER did a head CT,
no sign of AVM.
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Decent thought, though.
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The patient's philosophy
makes perfect sense.
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Its only flaw is
that it's impossible.
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Evolution doesn't work that way.
You can't talk legs onto a fish.
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If we're gonna go extinct,
we're gonna do it
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drinking scotch and
driving muscle cars.
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Am I right?
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Am I... Thank you.
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- Cephalic fibromuscular dysplasia?
- Doesn't explain the fever.
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The patient's talking
about compromise.
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If you don't think that's possible, you
don't think relationships are possible.
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Anyone in this room in a
position to disprove that?
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This guy's just playing
to his audience.
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Women are by far the biggest
consumers of the self-help industry.
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He could have a
pulmonary embolism.
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Clot in his lung increases
right ventricular afterload,
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drops the blood
flow to his brain.
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We should do a
pulmonary angiogram.
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Patient lacks major
risk factors for a PE.
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Doesn't rule it out,
just makes it unlikely.
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- Maybe we start with a D-dimer?
- Less invasive than the angiogram.
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Good idea.
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Fine.
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Now, I am hereby searching
for a number two.
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Which is why I'm
eating a lot of bran.
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Also, I want a team leader, someone
to fill Foreman's old job.
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Why?
You're right.
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We don't need any more structure. It's
not like we had a near-fatal stabbing.
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Well, if it isn't the
old ball and Ukraine.
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Who's that?
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His wife.
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Dominika.
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House, you survived prison.
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And you Atlantic City.
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Where they also had gangs and pruno,
but slightly less recidivism.
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I start Ukrainian food
truck business.
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After gambling' win, lose,
everybody likes a little knish.
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You're here
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and I seem to remember
throwing out a bunch of
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certified letters
from Immigration.
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I'm assuming
there's a connection.
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Our green card interview
is in four days.
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They come to the apartment. They
ask questions about marriage,
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vacations, family history, what
side of the bed each sleep on.
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We've never taken a vacation, I
don't like your family, and on top.
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I hear Kiev is lovely
at this time of year.
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And your mother, who may or may not
be dead for all I know, misses you.
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Can it be that genius doctor is afraid to
take on a silly government apparatchik?
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I would say more not interested
than afraid but why quibble?
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Then I go to plan B.
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Make you an offer that
cannot be refused.
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How long have you
been doing seminars?
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The marriage counseling, just
the past couple of years.
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Before that I did
corporate coaching.
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Can't imagine the same
advice works for both audiences.
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Guess you shifted
with the market.
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There's nothing cynical about my husband.
He and I...
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It's okay. I get it.
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What guy thinks men should
be more like women?
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A macho jerk who got a big wake-up
call courtesy of three drunks
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who beat the crap out of me outside
a sports bar in Milwaukee.
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I'm guessing that explains the broken
wrist in your medical history.
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Those morons did me the
biggest favor of my life.
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I realized I'd
sacrificed my health
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because I couldn't back down
from an argument over football.
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Meeting Marlene was the
final piece in the puzzle.
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She changed my career, my diet.
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She gave me a whole
new direction in life.
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We'll need to know exactly how
you changed your diet and when.
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Need my apartment key back.
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If you're breaking up with me, can
we at least talk about it first?
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Maybe if you weren't
all nag and no shag...
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I don't sleep with married men.
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I'll get a copy made. You're an ex-con.
If you get caught
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perjuring yourself to Homeland
Security, you'll end up back in jail.
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That'd be troubling if there was the
slightest chance that we'd get caught.
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You barely know each other and
you've got about five minutes
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to remake yourselves into a
convincing married couple.
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And Why?
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Dominika gets her green card.
What's in this for you?
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This is what men do for the
women they pretend to love.
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Also she's paying me
30,000 bucks once we pass.
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Apparently, knishes
sell like hotcakes.
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Lab results.
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Afraid you're gonna have
to finish your nag later.
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I said I think it's
stupid, right?
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Then I think I'm done.
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D-dimer came back normal.
Rules out pulmonary embolism.
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And our patient's a true believer
about the follies of masculinity.
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He underwent a spiritual
overhaul three years ago.
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He also went off gluten
and red meat.
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Unfortunately' that doesn't
explain any of his symptoms.
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One of those points
is not absurd.
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What's absurd about
a change of heart?
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What this guy believes is
making him a better person.
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He's going against
his baser instincts.
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Base, meaning foundational,
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meaning things we're
biologically programmed to do.
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Yeah, it's perfectly natural that
he stopped doing that stuff.
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That's the kind of lapse that could take
you out of the running for team leader.
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I feel surprisingly
okay with that.
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It comes with a
50 buck-a-week raise.
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I'm in.
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You don't want to do that. You might
need your dignity later in life.
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You didn't.
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And she could be on her way
to living the dream
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unless the rest of you
nut up and give her...
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This spiritual overhaul.
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Did it come after a
physical overhaul?
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A major injury of some kind?
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Bar fight.
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But there's no way a broken wrist explains...
Adams, come with me.
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You, too.
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You guys get a
copy of that made.
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Did those dudes bend your
ball-sack like Beckham?
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Three years ago.
The bar fight.
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This is Dr. House.
He has a theory.
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Dr. Adams,
would you mind?
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I asked you a question.
I assume you know the answer.
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Yeah. I took a couple of
serious knees to the groin.
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But what."
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What has gotten into me?
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Dr. Chase.
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Just pick it up.
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Do you know what's
wrong with me?
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Nothing that the Golden Girls couldn't
have handled in 23 hilarious minutes.
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You had a hot flash.
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Those guys kicked your guys hard
enough to do lasting damage.
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You didn't even look when presented
with two reasonably attractive tuchi.
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Yeah, I said it.
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I was listening to my doctor.
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People generally listen with their ears,
leaving their eyes free to wander.
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I'm guessing that your testosterone
level is just below Bieber.
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Do a blood test to confirm,
then start hormone replacement.
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It's no wonder that you
think women are so great.
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You've basically been one
for the last three years.
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Tests confirmed
House was right.
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Low testosterone explains
all your symptoms.
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They should go away
with replacement therapy.
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We're gonna give you
a fairly high dose.
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Over time, your personal physician
may reduce it a little.
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Just need you to turn around.
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Will the shots increase
his libido?
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Are you worried about that?
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No.
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Have you been unsatisfied?
No. No, it's just...
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It's usually me that
initiates things.
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Sometimes I think maybe you
aren't that attracted to me.
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Are you crazy?
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With these injections, you will
see an increase in sex drive.
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Great.
Yeah.
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All done.
Okay.
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Something's wrong.
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I think I peed myself.
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Is that from the testosterone?
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Couldn't be. I don't think
you're going home just yet.
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It's not a plumbing problem.
Means it's probably neurological.
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And?
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And name Dominika's
three brothers.
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Volodymyr, Oleksiy and...
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The low testosterone is off
the table as a symptom.
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Guy got his nuts cracked three years ago.
Don't need to look much further than that.
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So his hose just happens
to spring a leak
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at the same time he's in the hospital
for a totally unrelated problem'?
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- Fjodor.
- It's Fedir.
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If low testosterone means I can't
get sick with something else,
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then punch me in
the junk right now.
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I would if it
weren't redundant.
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Is Fedir the one
who married Mykola?
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Mykola is Dominika's uncle.
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How is it you can retain every detail
of our habits and personal lives
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and none of this?
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I find it hard to remember things
I don't give a crap about.
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Ergo, Dominika has one
brother, and his name is Al.
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Maybe the testicular damage set
the stage for something worse.
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Multiple sclerosis causes incontinence
and progresses faster in men with low T.
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Way to stay on point.
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It's that kind of leadership that's
putting you at the head of the pack.
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There is no pack.
She's the only applicant.
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Well, that's settled, then.
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Have your underlings do an LP
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and get a cranio-spinal MRI to check
for plaques associated with MS.
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I will go tell Foreman
about your promotion.
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Wait.
Wait.
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So nobody cares
about the job until I apply
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and suddenly it's the last limited
edition lightsaber at Comicon?
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Just seems like ii should go to
someone with more seniority.
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Meaning you.
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I said more, not most.
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Meaning you or Taub.
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House is a dictator. Second-in-command
is a meaningless position.
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Doesn't look meaningless
on my resume.
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It doesn't have to be
meaningless at all.
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The right person
could turn it into something,
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get the department
running smoothly.
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I wonder who that right
person could be.
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House is the head
of the department.
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It's only fair that a woman should
hold the other position of authority.
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Yeah, let's go affirmative action on
this, because then I'll definitely win.
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This is what House wants. Wind us up and
watch us fight over an empty title.
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Which would make us extra stupid because
of what we've just been through.
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We should let him choose
whoever he wants and move on.
243
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So if these proteins are in my
spinal fluid, that means I have MS.
244
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,237
The proteins may indicate MS.
There's no one definitive test.
245
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,647
That's why Dr. House
ordered an MRI as well.
246
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,747
This is anaesthetic.
247
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,778
It's a scary diagnosis,
248
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,322
but advances are being made.
249
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,292
Several drugs approved
just this year.
250
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,521
To be honest, at the moment I'm
feeling a little more worried
251
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,291
about the
testosterone injections.
252
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,366
It's making me feel different
253
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,991
Kind of amped.
254
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:50,172
I went through this big life change,
and it felt really meaningful,
255
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,673
but what if it was
all just chemistry?
256
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,382
Loss of testosterone
could have been a factor.
257
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:01,315
But think of it as a catalyst
258
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,044
It got you to re-evaluate.
Now you know what's important.
259
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,623
You can choose to
hold on to that.
260
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,953
Right?
261
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,321
Certainly worth trying.
262
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,462
Deep breath, stay very still.
263
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,396
Just tell House to drop the
whole team leader thing.
264
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,993
That's the only way
it'll go away.
265
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,037
I don't think ifs
such a bad idea.
266
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,640
A little more structure in
your department couldn't hurt.
267
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,342
Yeah, House is doing this because
of his great love of structure,
268
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,905
not because he wants us
to turn on each other.
269
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,745
So, don't do that.
270
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:39,186
It makes sense to have someone in there
with a little more accountability.
271
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,384
As long as it's not Adams.
272
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,827
She sees the whole thing as an opportunity
to remake the department in her image.
273
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,195
Or Park, for obvious reasons.
274
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:53,094
And Taub's got the kids.
He's pretty busy.
275
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,833
Are you seriously angling for
a job that you mocked as fake
276
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,206
the whole time I had it?
I don't want the job.
277
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,740
You just don't want
anyone else to have it.
278
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,006
This'll be great.
279
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,081
Your grandmother
is kind of sexy.
280
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,382
This is Taras Shevchenko,
the greatest Ukrainian poet.
281
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:20,387
Is he the guy behind There Once
Was a Man From Kremenchuk?
282
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,892
Help me move coffee table.
283
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,602
Well, then, where
will we have coffee?
284
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,431
And by coffee, I mean scotch.
285
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:30,474
Coffee and booze are artificial high.
For me, high is in exercise.
286
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:46,255
Dance-aerobics. Fun and
good for the butt.
287
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,093
Amy Grant?
288
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:02,930
I know, but there's a hot girl jumping
up and down in my living room, so...
289
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,467
Aww!
290
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:13,406
You have a limited amount of time to
learn a ton of uninteresting facts.
291
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,578
Welcome to my wheelhouse.
292
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,512
You brought a protractor?
293
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,357
You never know when you might
need to make a pie chart.
294
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,489
Looks like someone is currying favor
for the team leader position.
295
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:28,822
Yes.
296
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:33,995
We'll be using a basic alphabet
technique with a mnemonic multiplier.
297
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,772
In high school, they called
me the Bookie Monster.
298
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,641
Pop quiz.
299
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,770
Where did you get
the candlesticks'?
300
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,371
On three. One, two, three.
301
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,505
Morocco.
Denver.
302
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,292
Drink up. It's gonna
be a long night.
303
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,056
You really think this guy's gonna
Hulk out once the hormones kick in?
304
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:05,363
Some male lizards do
push-ups to attract mates.
305
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,131
When scientists gave them
extra testosterone,
306
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,831
they did push-ups
until they died.
307
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,039
Same drive you
took advantage of
308
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,974
to get Chase to carry a box of
files down to your car yesterday.
309
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,644
Periventricular and subcortical
white matter are clean.
310
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:23,676
So you're saying masculinity
is ingrained and irrational.
311
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,148
I'm saying it's
pointless to try...
312
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:30,217
By extension, you're also saying
femininity is enlightened and rational.
313
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,195
It's the way we should all be.
Guys just aren't capable of it.
314
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,332
Brain stem and cord are clean.
315
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,067
Is it okay if I
scratch my nose?
316
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,833
Go ahead.
317
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,701
I guess he doesn't have MS.
318
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,939
Something's wrong.
319
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,279
Is it your hand?
No, it's my eyes.
320
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,248
I'm seeing double.
321
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,419
Smile. It's your
honeymoon.
322
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:16,806
So, what causes double vision on
top of all the other symptoms?
323
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,206
It's not a brain tumor or we
would've seen it on the scans.
324
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,469
Eye exam didn't offer
anything conclusive.
325
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,905
Let's do some winter shots.
326
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,270
Wardrobe change.
327
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,543
Thyroid eye disease in
conjunction with Graves.
328
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,051
Thyroid level's normal.
329
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,748
Check it out.
330
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,988
Simpson traded this in exchange for me
helping out on some of my days off.
331
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,287
Quite the display of
initiative and leadership.
332
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:42,457
But you're way too smart to fall
for a blatant bribe like that.
333
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,729
Or a blatant flaunting
of cleavage like those.
334
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,636
What happened to not
letting House get to you?
335
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,904
You're like lemmings marching off the
cliff of competitive humiliation.
336
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,808
All I'm doing is my job.
337
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,244
House has indicated that he
considers me attractive.
338
00:18:57,403 --> 00:19:00,475
There's nothing wrong with me using
my strengths to my advantage.
339
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,578
With an argument like that, maybe you
should just drop down to your knees and...
340
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,590
I mean, unless that's
not your strength.
341
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,684
Big hug, big man.
It's cold out here'
342
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,829
At the risk of derailing this
very productive photo shoot
343
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,832
and bickering session,
344
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,596
what about myesthenia gravis?
345
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,934
Extra-ocular muscle weakness
leads to double vision,
346
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,339
atonic bladder leads
to incontinence.
347
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,435
Could've been triggered
when his T got really low.
348
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,282
Ooh, little one.
He'd be a good pick.
349
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,946
Smooth.
350
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,351
You let the rest
of them compete,
351
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,457
tear each other to pieces, then
you swoop in with the save.
352
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,687
Start the patient on MG
and plasmapheresis.
353
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,456
Can you handle that, please?
354
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,960
- I need a minute.
- Make it quick.
355
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,791
We're due in Memphis.
356
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,305
You think you want this,
but it's a bad idea.
357
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,313
I was gonna go Dollywood, but I'm
not sure I can pull off that wig.
358
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:09,976
Everybody was playing nice and in
your world, nice doesn't solve cases.
359
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,990
But after what happened, a
little bonding is a good thing.
360
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,483
We still have ideas,
we still argue.
361
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,395
Maybe it could work better
if we appreciate each other.
362
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:25,401
That's impressive. You said that whole
thing without once moving your lips.
363
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,494
The ones you're not moving.
364
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,341
I get it. I won't play along
with your stupid games,
365
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,573
so I'm no longer
a man. Clever.
366
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,048
Actually, you won't play along
with my stupid games
367
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,708
because you're no longer a man.
368
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,351
Still clever, though. Studies
have shown that raising kids
369
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,856
lowers testosterone
levels in men.
370
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,790
The more involved you are,
the lower it gets.
371
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,024
Right, having kids
has neutered me.
372
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,867
Or maybe it's helped
me finally grow up.
373
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,308
How are you feeling?
374
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,640
As long as I keep my eyes
closed, pretty good.
375
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:12,272
Really good, actually.
I've got energy,
376
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:15,648
I feel confident, clear.
377
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,221
Testosterone does tend
to perk you up.
378
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,883
Hey, hon, I brought you a burger.
Really?
379
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,086
You're in the hospital.
Eat whatever you want.
380
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,220
You are the best wife ever.
381
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:32,064
I'm not just saying that because of how
great your ass looks in those jeans.
382
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,637
I'm sorry, that was a little...
383
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,226
No, it's okay.
384
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,833
A girl likes to know she's appreciated.
Come here.
385
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:44,805
So, I think we should talk to Leading
Lights about seminars and DVDs.
386
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,407
You sure? You were worried
about the commitment.
387
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,747
Yeah, there's no point being
in business with them halfway.
388
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:52,678
You okay with that?
389
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:55,520
It's good to finally
have a decision.
390
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,185
Okay.
391
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:02,459
Fedir is the brother
she worries about the most,
392
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,590
ever since Luba passed.
393
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:09,929
Sorry, this was the closest we could
find to the cold, soulless offices
394
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,497
of a government bureaucracy.
395
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,599
If you're not using
your office, I will.
396
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,771
Does Dominika still communicate
with her high school friends?
397
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:21,615
Vasyly, yes, Oksana, no.
Not since she kissed Paulo.
398
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,883
'Cause that bitch knew
that Dominika liked him.
399
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,954
- Wrong.
- Oksana is a slut, dead to me.
400
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,962
The right answer is
the wrong answer.
401
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,465
No husband would pay that much
attention to his wife's friend dramas.
402
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,468
Haven't you been
divorced three times?
403
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,706
In between those divorces,
I was married,
404
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,299
non-fraudulently,
405
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:47,637
for 12 years total,
406
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,805
which is 12 years longer
than anyone in this room.
407
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,078
Move.
408
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,387
So are you going for this
team leader thing?
409
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:07,486
Probably.
410
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:11,159
You deserve it. You have way
more experience than me.
411
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,395
You're giving LIP?
412
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:15,734
I wish. I still have a lot
of med school debt.
413
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,832
And my parents need help
with their mortgage.
414
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,504
So, I could kind of
use the money.
415
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:26,106
As of an hour ago, I'm just
seeing one of everything.
416
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:30,243
Looks like you guys were right about...
We'll be right back.
417
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,681
"I could use the money"?
418
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,350
You want to game me, you've
gotta do better than that.
419
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:36,517
Chase...
You want to be a leader,
420
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,357
you have to know how to manipulate.
You can't just spill...
421
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,454
I think the whites of
his eyes were yellow.
422
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:50,696
Everything okay?
423
00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:53,033
Jaundice.
424
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,372
There's something wrong
with your liver.
425
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:02,781
Liver function tests confirm his
enzymes are totally out of whack.
426
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,718
So much for myasthenia gravis.
427
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,882
Can we hurry this up'? I have a
government to defraud at noon.
428
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,453
If you need to leave,
you should.
429
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,960
I'm fairly confident
our patient's got sarcoidosis.
430
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,053
Wow, you said that with
so much authority.
431
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:15,725
Did anyone else get chills?
432
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,768
Just until I realized
our patient has
433
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,894
no sign of parenchymal
lung abnormalities,
434
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:21,767
which makes sarcoidosis
a long shot.
435
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,433
And bookkeeping isn't gonna get
you any farther than the boobs.
436
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,644
Though in fairness, the boobs
were really, really helping.
437
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,337
I still think it's
myasthenia gravis.
438
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:32,109
Did you miss the recap? We treated
for that, the liver tanked.
439
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,310
But his vision got better.
440
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,180
The liver problems could
be a sign of celiac.
441
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,186
He's been back on gluten since
he's been in the hospital.
442
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:40,313
Yesterday he had a burger.
443
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,983
That would've kicked his celiac into
gear, causing the liver problems.
444
00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:46,919
So your theory is that he
has two unrelated diseases.
445
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,988
And he's already got
low testosterone.
446
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:52,194
I seem to remember something
about House hating coincidences.
447
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,326
It's true.
448
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:56,998
I think it's Lyme disease.
One single disease named Lyme.
449
00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,164
Without a rash?
450
00:24:58,263 --> 00:24:59,970
10% of cases present
without a rash.
451
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:06,008
Lyme disease it is. Start
the patient on antibiotics.
452
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:10,715
I have to get home before my
fake wife gets real annoyed.
453
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,455
Something bothering you?
454
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,656
I asked the nurse for an extra pillow.
That was half an hour ago.
455
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,699
Sorry, things can
get pretty hectic.
456
00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:25,496
It's a pillow. I mean,
how hard can a pillow...
457
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,472
Listen to me, I'm being a jerk.
458
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,739
Testosterone can give you a shorter
temper even when you're not sick.
459
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:37,006
You noticed and adjusted.
That's a good thing.
460
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,177
Hey.
461
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,310
Just got a call
from our lawyer.
462
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,150
You changed our counter
to Leading Lights?
463
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,248
You deserve proper billing and a
salary bump in the second term.
464
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:51,851
We talked about this. We decided it wasn't
worth potentially blowing the deal.
465
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,487
It'll be fine.
466
00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:00,097
I've got to get some work done.
467
00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:08,038
These are such pretty
flowers you buy for me.
468
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:11,747
Every Friday from
Japanese florist,
469
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:14,841
on corner of Edison and Conway.
There's just one more thing.
470
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,582
With this ring,
471
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,286
I thee wedded.
472
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,455
You left it here when you skipped
town with your boyfriend.
473
00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,564
You kept the rings?
474
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:31,567
Actually, I tried to trade them to
a hooker for unspecified favors.
475
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,103
But it turns out she
doesn't accept zinc.
476
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,866
Like modern fairy tale.
477
00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:50,784
Dr. and Mrs. Gregory House?
Yeah.
478
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:53,288
Nate Weinmann,
U.S. Immigration.
479
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,225
Welcome to our home.
480
00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:13,633
Give him time.
481
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,504
When I was 14, there was a
girl I wanted to impress.
482
00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:20,243
So I jumped off the roof of her house.
Broke my ankle.
483
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,917
Joe's basically going
through puberty.
484
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,320
It'll take him a
while to adjust.
485
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:33,859
I tracked down a video from one of
Joe's business coaching seminars
486
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,432
from before I knew him.
487
00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:39,662
I'm hearing a
lot about the value of compromise.
488
00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,932
But we don'! live on Sesame Street.
We live in the real world,
489
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,134
the business world.
490
00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,543
If you're not a winner,
you're a loser.
491
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,872
If you aren't comfortable
with that,
492
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,674
go open a pottery studio.
493
00:27:56,341 --> 00:28:00,016
I never would have gone out
with the guy in this video.
494
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,953
Do you remember the last
time she visited Vasyl?
495
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:13,534
Uh... Let me see.
That would be August?
496
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,231
No, no, July.
497
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:19,309
I remember. It was right
after our half anniversary
498
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,810
and I forgot to put
a gift in her suitcase.
499
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,643
And I never heard
the end of that one.
500
00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,211
House specialty.
501
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:29,648
I made up this pun.
502
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,525
Thank you.
503
00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:40,721
Honey, why do you do this to me?
You know I'm watching my weight.
504
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:45,427
Then maybe you stop eating cheese in front
of open fridge in middle of the night.
505
00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:49,002
- This is delicious.
- Thank you.
506
00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:52,335
So, everything looks
good in here.
507
00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:56,345
I'm just gonna step out and
get a corroborating interview
508
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:59,177
from one of the neighbors.
Neighbors?
509
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:03,710
It's middle of the day,
I think everybody is at work.
510
00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:05,788
Yeah, then they're at work. I
just got a form to check off,
511
00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:09,188
and you will be on your
way to permanent status.
512
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:22,735
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a minute?
513
00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:24,306
How can I help you?
514
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,603
Do you know
Dr. and Mrs. House?
515
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,406
Of course. They've been my
neighbors about two years now.
516
00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:31,536
Lovely couple.
517
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,042
I see them almost every night.
518
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,414
They seem always
to be together.
519
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,111
Great. Thanks for your help.
520
00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:38,244
Cheerio.
521
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,380
Hey' what are you doing?
That's my door.
522
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:48,388
Handing out menus for
a new Chinese place.
523
00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:55,801
You're that guy that plays noisy video
games with House on Saturday nights.
524
00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:06,910
There's a simple explanation.
525
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,283
Be at my office
tomorrow at 10:00.
526
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,103
The patient's shown
zero improvement.
527
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,332
Because he's only been
on the antibiotics overnight.
528
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:31,704
Or because he doesn't
have Lyme disease.
529
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,605
Where are you? HOUSE: Just chilling
530
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,542
at U. S. Citizenship
and Immigration,
531
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:38,274
waiting on my fraud interview
with my wife and my attorney.
532
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,173
No big.
House.
533
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,782
Hang HP...
534
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:46,179
I still think it's myasthenia
gravis plus celiac.
535
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,155
His change in diet
has to be significant.
536
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,487
We just need to do an
intestinal biopsy to confirm.
537
00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:54,028
With his low platelet count a biopsy
puts him at risk for an abdominal bleed,
538
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:55,689
which puts him
at risk of death.
539
00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:03,130
Either you're done or you're
walking in there without a lawyer.
540
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,036
I know, it sounds like a phone,
541
00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:12,741
but it's a timer. To remind
me to pee before our meeting.
542
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:20,581
Hello, old chap.
543
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,314
You need to save yourself.
544
00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,325
I was up last night, trying to
find another angle, but I can't.
545
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,987
Tell Immigration you were
in love with Dominika,
546
00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:31,158
but your marriage fell apart And that's
why you haven't been living together.
547
00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:34,932
She'll be deported.
Permanently.
548
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:39,532
House, I know you like Dominika, you
have fun with her, but you got caught.
549
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:41,166
There's no getting out of this.
550
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:46,047
The best you can hope for is
that you don't go back to jail.
551
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:54,057
Tell my team to skip the biopsy and
give the antibiotics more time.
552
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,625
They're ready for us.
553
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:04,131
I drew a line in the sand and I won.
We should be celebrating.
554
00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:07,534
Do you need a few minutes? I'd
rather keep getting better.
555
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,037
That's just ii.
556
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:12,233
You won. You made a demand that
could have blown up the deal
557
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:15,641
and you never even asked me. The
deal didn't blow up, they caved.
558
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:19,739
Joe, you say it in your seminars. Process
matters just as much as results.
559
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:24,411
Are you seriously busting my chops because
I made one little move without you'?
560
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,045
How about stepping aside
561
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:29,489
and letting me be the man in
this relationship for a change?
562
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,892
I really can't talk
to you right now.
563
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:42,402
I don't know why I said that.
564
00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,503
Just, I got so angry.
565
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,175
Hopefully after this dose,
566
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:52,839
you'll start to feel better
and we can get you home.
567
00:32:57,843 --> 00:33:00,619
But I'd like to do
one more test.
568
00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:03,993
The testimony of one angry,
near-sighted neighbor
569
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:06,255
shouldn't outweigh all other evidence.
Photos, utility bills...
570
00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,831
Yes. Because your clients
would never fake anything.
571
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,493
We acknowledge the neighbor thing was
a mistake, but that doesn't mean
572
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,798
that all the other documentation
should just be thrown out.
573
00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:18,703
Look, look, I get that it's your job to act
like there's a case here, but shut up.
574
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:26,347
USCIS will be denying Ms. Patrova's
green card application.
575
00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:29,385
You'll be referred to Immigration
Court for deportation proceedings.
576
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:32,944
And we're gonna inform your parole
officer about evidence of fraud.
577
00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:36,489
So, unless anybody has
anything else to add...
578
00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,967
Please, I am begging,
do not send him back to jail.
579
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,536
Maybe we have not lived
together all these months...
580
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,470
Mrs. House, I have to
advise you not to continue.
581
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:53,701
This man and I,
did we marry for love?
582
00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:58,679
No. But this past week,
we have a lot of fun,
583
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:01,682
working really hard to fool
U.S. government. Right?
584
00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:04,013
Don't answer that.
Way ahead of you.
585
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,144
It was fake,
586
00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:08,889
but it felt real.
587
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,358
Maybe because it become real.
588
00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,497
This man.
589
00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:16,989
My husband.
590
00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:22,862
I want to stay with him, but if I cannot,
please send me away and let him be free.
591
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,034
I love him.
592
00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:47,453
I didn't buy a word you said.
593
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:51,959
But a judge might.
594
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,308
I'm gonna let you stay.
595
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:07,549
But for the next six months, I'm
gonna hold on to this file.
596
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:11,086
And our investigators are gonna show up
unannounced at 6:00 a.m., 11:00 at night,
597
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:13,155
and they better find the two
of you sitting on the couch,
598
00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:16,885
watching NCIS, eating ice
cream from the same spoon.
599
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:22,421
Or both of you will be sent to places
far less pleasant than New Jersey.
600
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,445
What you just said in there...
601
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:47,819
Don't worry. lam much too smart
to be falling in love with you.
602
00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:51,018
I will be needing extra
shelf in bathroom.
603
00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:04,335
Abdominal biopsy showed flattened villi.
Looks like you were right about celiac.
604
00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:08,969
You do remember Chase got stabbed
doing a test House didn't order.
605
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,478
Good comparison, since both
patients were tweaked on steroids.
606
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:15,210
You only did this to score
points over Chase and Park.
607
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:17,980
We were right. I proved it and
the patient didn't bleed out.
608
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:19,315
Why are you being
a jerk about this?
609
00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:22,457
Let's go see if House is back.
610
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,226
Patient's having
trouble breathing.
611
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:28,293
So much for celiac.
612
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:36,032
His breathing is stabilized,
613
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:39,836
but his lung function is at
60% and his liver is tanking.
614
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:42,911
And he has major symptoms of celiac
without actually having celiac.
615
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,674
Could be Whipple's.
616
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,147
Doesn't explain
the incontinence.
617
00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:49,149
Intestinal lymphoma?
618
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,311
Doesn't explain
the double vision.
619
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:53,685
Any time you want to jump in.
620
00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:56,322
Is dance-aerobics
even a thing?
621
00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:58,661
I hear it's good for the butt.
622
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,595
What about a
parasitic infection?
623
00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:02,687
Strongyloides is known to
damage the small intestine...
624
00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:05,324
In this country he's about as likely
to get that as win Powerball.
625
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,664
Someone does win Powerball.
Every week.
626
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:09,705
The patient went to Puerto
Rico a few months ago.
627
00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:12,604
One of the few places in the U.S.
you can pick up strongyloides.
628
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:13,765
Treatment is ivermectin.
629
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:18,439
We give that to someone with liver problems,
he could have seizures, or worse.
630
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:26,382
Do it.
631
00:37:30,348 --> 00:37:33,352
I'm hearing a lot
about the value of compromise.
632
00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:37,858
But we don'! live on Sesame Street.
We live in the real...
633
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:43,703
I was wondering if maybe we
overlooked a symptom, or something.
634
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:49,702
Makes perfect sense if you're the
patient, and pantywaist is the symptom.
635
00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:54,081
Adams and I both thought
the patient could have celiac,
636
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:58,984
but only she was willing to go out on
a limb and run the test. I gave up.
637
00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:02,422
Now you're in here watching
a motivational speech.
638
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:05,987
Even your attempt to get
your balls back lacks balls.
639
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:09,224
World, the business world.
640
00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:11,333
If you're not a winner,
you're a loser.
641
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:14,460
His voice, it's lower
than it is now.
642
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:17,563
If only there was a good reason for a
professional speaker to be hoarse.
643
00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,933
Go open a pottery studio.
644
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,441
Good point.
645
00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:27,345
It's not a good point.
It's a decent point.
646
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:29,941
You're doing it again.
647
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:33,112
You got any other videos,
other seminars? A couple.
648
00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:36,817
When you see a weakness,
that's a time for strength.
649
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:40,260
A lot of people say, "I feel bad about it.
" The other guy made a mistake...
650
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:42,456
You bailed too early.
651
00:38:42,587 --> 00:38:44,430
Now I get all the credit.
652
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,763
That kind of thinking is
what makes you...
653
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:55,936
Chronic hoarseness is a symptom of a
condition called silent thyroiditis.
654
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:58,372
But I'm not hoarse.
655
00:38:58,469 --> 00:39:00,779
Exactly. But you were,
three years ago.
656
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,509
Silent thyroiditis
comes and goes.
657
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,383
And it, in turn, is a symptom
658
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:09,049
of Polyglandular Autoimmune
syndrome, type 3.
659
00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:11,957
Which makes this
is a really bad idea.
660
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:19,230
PAS-3 attacks the body's
own endocrine system,
661
00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:20,733
moving from gland to gland.
662
00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,494
It started in the
thyroid, then,
663
00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,971
probably helped along
by your low testosterone,
664
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,708
moved on to the gut. TAUB: Where
it caused celiac disease,
665
00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:29,801
or it would've, if you weren't
on a gluten-free diet.
666
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:32,012
I was right.
667
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,809
This is incredibly relevant.
668
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,479
Eventually PAS-3
attacked your thymus gland.
669
00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:40,852
You developed myasthenia gravis,
which landed you in here.
670
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:44,085
Then you started eating gluten,
which only made things worse.
671
00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:45,559
So, am I gonna be okay?
672
00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:47,561
We'll treat the various conditions
with high-dose steroids.
673
00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:50,496
Assuming they respond,
you'll be fine.
674
00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:52,158
And the testosterone?
675
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:58,006
Kicked in the nuts is
kicked in the nuts.
676
00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:08,010
Over the past week, you
have all had good moments and bad'
677
00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:11,411
No one candidate has prevailed.
678
00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:17,251
So now we embark upon
a contest of medical strength,
679
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:20,022
stamina and skill.
680
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:21,188
Can we just get this over with?
681
00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:25,029
If the competitor representing Australia
would like to take a point deduction,
682
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:27,194
he should by all means
continue yapping.
683
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:30,697
Your glee is on the verge of making
this not worth it for any of us.
684
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,271
Can I at least light the torch?
685
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,133
Hurry.
686
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:46,617
I declare open the games of the
number one number two competition.
687
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,952
Je déclare ouvert...
688
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,553
All right.
Ready, set, suture!
689
00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:01,895
T-time.
690
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,133
What happens if
I don't take it?
691
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,401
Or at least, go to a
much lower dose.
692
00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:07,567
Are you having side effects?
693
00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:09,076
No, I feel great.
694
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:10,578
Faster, clearer.
695
00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:12,677
More like myself.
696
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,251
But my marriage and my career,
697
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:19,584
they're both built
on me being somebody else.
698
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:22,750
Low testosterone can cause
depression and problems sleeping.
699
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:27,024
It's also been linked to conditions
such as osteoporosis and diabetes.
700
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,830
It will make your life harder
and more dangerous,
701
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,492
on top of all the meds
you'll be taking.
702
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,671
I'll take that risk.
703
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:44,042
I'm a better man without it
704
00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:05,534
Well, this certainly has brought
more structure to the department.
705
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:10,903
Really, I'm just excited
for the wheelchair race.
706
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,871
You were smart not to enter.
707
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,912
Never in, never lose.
708
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,579
And since you no
longer have stones...
709
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:23,480
I'll split the 50
a week with you.
710
00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:25,548
Deal.
711
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,796
Honey, I'm home!