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Clear!
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Charging. Clear!
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Okay, I'm calling it.
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Time of death, 8:32.
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Hello, Diana.
Shall we?
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IV tear's within a zone
of fresh tissue necrosis,
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implicating recent myocardial
infarction as the instigating event.
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Unfortunately, the medical
records show that Dr. Penza
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never suspected heart disease,
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instead, giving steroids for an
erroneous diagnosis of asthma,
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thereby causing the fatal tear.
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I suggest these findings
warrant further investigation
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into Dr. Penza's standard
of care for this patient,
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making this my third such recommendation
regarding Dr. Penza this year.
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Concluding autopsy with
examination of the brain.
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Dr. Treiber?
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I'm cold.
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Yes, it's mine.
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And, yes, I know that
I can't drive stick.
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And, no, I don't care that I
parked in a handicap spot.
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"Staring death in the face has
changed my life." What a cliché.
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The cliché is to lead
a more meaningful life.
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I've taken a holy vow to
lead a less meaningful one.
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I've spent my life
caring, giving,
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and searching for the profound.
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Now it's time for selfishness,
indifference, and embracing the shallow.
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Your scan's in three days.
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Tell me this isn't
just you killing time
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until you find out if your
cancer's gonna kill it for you?
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I just paid $75,000 for a
ridiculously impractical car,
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the depth of shallowness.
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And tomorrow, I'm driving it to
Cleveland to meet my boyhood crush.
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The years have not been
kind to David Cassidy.
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Julie Christie, Doctor Zhivago, Shampoo.
I was precocious.
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She's opening some kind of charity
animal clinic, or something.
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I'm neglecting my patients to fulfill
a silly fantasy.
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Textbook selfishness
and indifference.
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Or you've made sure
that your patients
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are well covered,
the car is a rental,
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and while waiting to get Julie Christie's
autograph, you'll adopt a puppy.
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I don't even care whether
you believe me or not.
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Indifference.
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He tried to cut open
his own skull.
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Head CT and tox screen
were clean.
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Interesting.
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Cotard delusion. Also known
as Walking Corpse Syndrome.
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A disconnect in the amygdala
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convinces you that
you're secretly dead.
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Case solved, rendering it...
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What's the past tense
of "interesting"?
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No prior history
of mental illness,
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and before you say it was caused by
antivirals, I've already ruled that out.
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Plus Cotard's doesn't explain
the paresthesia in his hand.
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Also, Treiber won't let
any other doctor near him.
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He trusts your work.
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Treiber's the patient?
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What's the future tense
of "interesting"?
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How's Wilson doing? Wilson's
scan is at the end of the week.
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If his kickass chemo
shrunk the tumor
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to an operable size,
he'll live.
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If it didn't, he'll die.
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That must be very hard. ls
there anything we can do?
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Other than the prayer
circle, what is there'?
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Patient's AST is high.
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Psychosis could be brought
on by liver failure.
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Maybe Hep C?
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Bilirubin and serum protein
levels were normal.
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It doesn't explain the tingly
hand or why Chase hates him.
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I don't hate him, he hates me.
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He hates all doctors.
And it's mutual.
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He only hates
the ones that screw up.
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And you.
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And they only hate Treiber
because he finds their mistakes.
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Mistakes are a wee bit easier
to find on a dead patient.
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A distinction he fails
to recognize. He's a rat.
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Who makes the hospital
a safer place
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by keeping doctors
accountable and focused.
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What if he got something
from a cadaver?
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He handles a lot of them.
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You suggesting we DDx them all?
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No, just his last one.
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She had bad knees.
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If she used dimethyl
sulfoxide for joint pain,
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current from the defibrillator could've
converted it to dimethyl sulfate.
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When Treiber cut into her, her
blood released toxic fumes.
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Everyone in the basement
would be sick.
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Well, gas would've
dissipated quickly.
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His lungs are fine.
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Blood clots make more sense.
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One in his hand
explains the paresthesia,
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one in his carotid explains
the psychotic episode.
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You two look for
toxic exposure.
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Adams, you can
help Chase ultrasound
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his evil nemesis
for evil clots.
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I know House doesn't like
seeing his patients,
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but doesn't a fellow doctor
rate an exception?
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Psychosis appears
to be intermittent.
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Just snapped out of it
long enough to ask
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if House actually
ordered this test.
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Don't worry, we're simply
carrying out his direct orders.
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Right, I forgot. That's
what you were hired to do.
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Which is fine. His diagnostic
error metric is .17,
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compared to
the hospital average of .32.
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You actually think you can quantify
the value of every doctor?
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Someone should.
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And since I'm the only one
who sees everything...
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Right. You were hired to diagnose
people after they're already dead.
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No sign of stenosis or clots.
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Every doctor, every diagnosis,
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every treatment, every result.
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It's pretty impressive.
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It's pretty Orwellian.
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All written in his secret code.
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He has to keep it confidential.
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Just like the
Wannsee Conference?
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The Big Brother metaphor
wasn't pointed enough for you?
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You had to throw in Hitler?
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A couple years ago, he noticed
a link in child deaths,
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and it's completely changed
hospital policies on...
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I get it, Treiber is nerd king.
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The more people we kill,
the more lives he saves.
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Test is negative for dimethyl sulfate.
Her blood is not toxic.
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Then we should look for toxic
exposures from something else.
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You really think the hospital is idiotic
enough to issue toxic supplies?
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Have you seen his tools?
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Treiber doesn't always
use "hospital issue".
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Then he's the idiot?
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No, but I don't want to explain
that assumption to House.
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Found something.
Found something.
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Thought we'd
make it a road trip.
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'80s music, junk food, beer.
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I have a dental appointment.
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That I'm going to make now.
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Ah... I'll let you drive.
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Not worth listening
to you whine about
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your feelings and fears
for three days.
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It's not gonna happen.
I've taken a vow.
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People don't change.
You're a person.
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Ergo, pass.
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Yes, that's why I brought this.
20005 of propofol.
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You can accompany me willingly, or
I will, when you least expect ii,
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inject the contents of this
vial into your bloodstream.
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The fall might result in a
concussion, or fractures,
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or you might get lucky,
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and simply wake up somewhere near
Allentown with a nasty headache.
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The choice is yours, and
in case you've forgotten,
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I am indifferent.
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We leave tomorrow
morning at 8:00 a.m.
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No clots.
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No gas.
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But we found enough of this to
reanimate the entire morgue.
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He's jacked on caffeine.
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Stimulant psychosis.
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How many times do I have
to solve this case'?
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So all we have to do is hydrate
and observe him for 24 hours?
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Why don't you tell him it was your idea?
He might warm up to you.
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If you get an ear in the
mail, it's probably mine.
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My abdomen!
It's my abdomen!
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It's just the effects of withdrawal.
The pain is normal.
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No. No, this isn't right.
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Abdominal pain
and distension means
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we were wrong about
stimulant psychosis.
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They could be
coexistent problems.
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He might just
have an obstruction.
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You know what House says
about coincidences.
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I didn't feel any masses when I
examined him, and no bowel sounds.
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Where's House?
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He hasn't come in yet.
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And neither has Wilson. I've
already tried him three times.
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Here we go again.
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Diabetes could cause nerve damage
in his hand and gut, and...
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Except his
glucose levels are normal
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and he probably would've
mentioned he was a diabetic.
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What about ulcerative colitis?
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Earlier attacks
caused thrombosis...
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We already looked for clots,
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and there was no blood
in his stool.
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Try him again.
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And Wilson's.
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Wherever they are, they
don't want to be disturbed.
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If we take 78,
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we can do the Sweet Treats &
Salty Eats Snack Food Trail.
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My trip, my itinerary.
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We have to cover
300 miles today
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to be there with plenty of time
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to catch Julie
by 4:00 tomorrow.
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And that thing I said about
letting you drive? I lied.
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What?
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I'm impressed.
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Not by thai, but by your real
effort to maintain the facade.
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It's been almost an hour and there's been
no mention of the elephant in the car.
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Well, I declined
the elephant option.
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Uh-huh.
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In three days, you're gonna
find out if you live or die.
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You don't want
to talk about it?
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No, but obviously you do.
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So we're gonna talk about it,
but because I want to?
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I am neither talking about it
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nor talking about
not talking about it.
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You are hard-wired
to talk about it.
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It's how you cope,
it's who you are.
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Yeah, well, from now on,
I am not me. I'm...
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I'm Kyle Calloway.
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I thought your porn name
was Rusty Packard.
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00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:25,972
Kyle is roguish, carefree, and shares
no qualities with James Wilson.
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Can Kyle drive stick?
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Treiber won't let us
do anything without House.
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00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,025
House just took himself
off the case.
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You said no bowel sounds
when you examined him.
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No, like "diminished",
or "none at all"? None.
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You think it's
an intussusception?
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If it is, it could mean
cancer's behind everything.
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Let's get a plain film
of his abdomen.
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Treiber will refuse
any procedure
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that wasn't ordered by House.
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Only if he knows it wasn't.
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You want to lie to a guy whose favorite
pastime is getting doctors fired?
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We're adults with
advanced medical training,
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not children left alone
with scissors.
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It's one X-ray.
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If we had a phone' we could've found
somewhere a little less charming.
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If we had a phone,
you'd be making calls,
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downloading porn and
playing Angry Birds.
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This trip is about me,
and I like this place.
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It's not about you not
wanting me to have a phone.
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You're weak.
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You knew that you'd backslide
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and spend your time
talking to teary ex-wives,
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and your parents.
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Trying to make them feel
better about you being sick.
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Bacon burger with fries looks awful.
I'll have that.
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I'll have The Big One.
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You sure? It's $79.
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Unless I finish it in an hour,
in which case, it's free.
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It's an 80 ounce steak.
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I'm hungry.
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And an iced tea, please.
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Big One's up!
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This place doesn't
take credit cards.
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My meal is going to be free,
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and I'm going to be inducted
into the Wall of Pain.
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Hello, Kyle.
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No!
Belly film was normal.
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No sign of an intussusception
or any other obstruction.
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House says it's there?
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00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,600
Sometimes House is wrong.
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Run my bowel.
248
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,438
That's serious surgery. General
anesthesia, long recovery...
249
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,608
We can do a contrast enema
if you need more proof.
250
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,618
I have drawers filled with
people who had clean scans.
251
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,419
I know how easy it is
to miss something
252
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,548
unless you use your
own hands and eyes.
253
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,557
Run my bowel. We'll let
House know how you feel.
254
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,127
How I feel is twisted
in white, hot agony.
255
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,723
His orders were to look
for an intussusception.
256
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,665
Until you actually do that,
I refuse any other tests.
257
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,264
Fine.
258
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,135
No, not fine!
259
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,571
We need to talk... And I
want you to do the surgery.
260
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,507
Statistically, you're the
best surgeon in the hospital.
261
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,750
Kyle! Kyle!
262
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,151
Come on, you got this!
263
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,980
You got this! Come on!
264
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,318
Twenty five seconds.
265
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,654
You got this!
266
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,092
Come on! Home stretch,
Kyle! Home stretch!
267
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,095
Fifteen seconds!
268
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,164
Kyle! Kyle!
Kyle! Kyle!
269
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,495
No, don't chew!
Just swallow!
270
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,762
- Just keep the meat down.
- Six...
271
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,031
- ...five, four...
- Five, four...
272
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:38,108
For the love of God, swallow!
...three, two, one!
273
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,437
Time!
274
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,275
Yes! Yes!
275
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:50,445
Yes! Oh, you
magnificent bastard.
276
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,712
Smile!
277
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,530
It still counts, though, right?
278
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,370
No hard feelings, right?
279
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,303
You'll find out
when you wake up.
280
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,878
If you really think
I'm a good doctor,
281
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,540
why do you treat me
like an idiot?
282
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,918
It's not because
you lack talent.
283
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,749
It's because you've wasted it.
284
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,819
Did you know I applied to be a fellow
with House the same year as you'?
285
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:28,915
No.
286
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,989
I quit my other program,
287
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,225
relocated, broke up
with my girlfriend.
288
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,499
Then your father made a call
and, suddenly, you had the spot.
289
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,728
That was almost 10 years ago.
290
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:40,997
Do you know what
I could've done
291
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,767
after even three
years with House?
292
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,498
Gone to the CDC, WHO,
293
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,544
started a diagnostics
department some place
294
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,170
they'd never even
heard of such a thing.
295
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,847
You've been given everything.
296
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,513
Looks, talent, my future.
297
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,088
Nine years later,
298
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,618
look what you've done with it.
299
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,602
Ugh!
300
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,707
Must be nice to be puking for
the old-fashioned reasons.
301
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,883
I'm glad I did ii.
302
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,708
You see those people out
there cheering for me'?
303
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,878
I was a hero.
304
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,650
For one fleeting moment, for
an incredibly stupid reason,
305
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,060
for a bunch of morons
I'll never see again.
306
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,662
God, it felt good.
307
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,063
And now if you'll excuse me,
308
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,241
I think I've made
room for dessert.
309
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,847
How long do you think
you'll work for House?
310
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,988
As long as he lets me.
311
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,154
When House was in prison, you worked
at Mercy, in plastics, right?
312
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,190
Know what I did?
Surfed.
313
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,599
For nine months.
Yes.
314
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,194
And if I didn't have two
daughters and alimony,
315
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,772
I might have done the same.
316
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,604
A fellowship's supposed to train
you to stand on your own.
317
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,039
Foreman's dean of the hospital,
318
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,511
Cameron's head of emergency
medicine in Chicago.
319
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,445
And Kutner and Amber are dead,
320
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,609
and Thirteen's having sweet
Sapphic sex on some island.
321
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,780
Look at this,
in his small intestine.
322
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,183
Is it an intussusception?
323
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,015
No.
324
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,053
Guess Treiber was right.
325
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,494
He hasn't checked
his voice-mail.
326
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,694
Or his email.
327
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,864
It's been almost 24 hours, shouldn't
we call Foreman, or the police?
328
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,531
I think this
makes him a fugitive.
329
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,132
We don't have to tell anyone.
330
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,875
Treiber's symptoms started
in his frontal lobe
331
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,207
and moved through
his nervous system.
332
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,713
Hands, bowels, muscles.
333
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,044
Intermittent porphyria.
334
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,310
He's in the middle
of an attack.
335
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,545
The longer we wait to treat with
haemin, the more damage it causes.
336
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,213
The longer we wait to tell him
House isn't running the case,
337
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,985
the more damage
that causes. It's fraud.
338
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,549
It's only an issue
if we're wrong.
339
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,821
It's more
than one X-ray,
340
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,227
more than exploratory
surgery even.
341
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,156
This is a drug that will
damage him if you're wrong.
342
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,667
Same principle.
343
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,408
I want a threesome.
344
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,351
Shouldn't we try
a twosome first?
345
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,887
Two women.
Oh.
346
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,789
I know they're
probably overrated,
347
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,088
and I'll probably be
gravely disappointed,
348
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,457
but I want one anyway.
349
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,096
No, you don't.
350
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,529
Well, Kyle wants one.
351
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,695
Kyle's only one day old. He
doesn't know what he wants.
352
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,399
I don't want to think
about consequences.
353
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,031
I don't want to think about...
354
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:09,312
I don't want to think about
anything I just wanna do.
355
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:19,055
Okay. I need you to do
exactly what I tell you.
356
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,387
Yeah, yeah.
357
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,386
Porphyria?
358
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,295
I know the anesthesia
makes it hard to focus,
359
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,390
but we need to start you
on haemin right away.
360
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:40,066
House believes very strongly
this is the right call.
361
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,404
Okay.
362
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,153
This thing is peeling.
363
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,593
Well, that is
the cost of cowardice.
364
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,097
Should've gone
for the real thing.
365
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,996
I feel like I'm cheating.
366
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,329
"A", it is only cheating
if you don't have cancer,
367
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:08,769
and it's Wednesday afternoon.
Pickings are slim.
368
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,535
And more importantly, sober.
369
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:14,041
The cancer cut is the surest
way to the pity-pooty party.
370
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,782
One down, one to go.
371
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,542
What?
Wait, wait, what'?
372
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,618
She said yes?
To a threesome?
373
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,622
She's empathetic.
374
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,949
She's a hooker.
Gave me a cancer rate.
375
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,859
No, I have never paid
for sex in my life.
376
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,364
You still haven't.
It's my treat.
377
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,359
It's either that or you find
two very open-minded women
378
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,198
to fall in love with you
in the next hour.
379
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,976
Bartender seems nice.
380
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,812
She seems female.
381
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:54,976
Want something to eat?
382
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,819
My friend is dying of cancer.
383
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,646
God, you poor thing.
384
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,992
It took my mother
two years ago.
385
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,229
But you can't give up hope.
386
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:13,161
He's pretty much resigned. Just
wants to go out with a bang.
387
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:17,068
And another pun'
what time do you get off?
388
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,942
Pleural effusions.
It's not porphyria.
389
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,915
We're gonna need to
put in a chest tube.
390
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:30,953
I want Dr. House.
391
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,114
We'll tell him exactly...
l wanna talk to him!
392
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:36,856
I want House!
Where is House?
393
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:40,961
Where is he?
Where's House?
394
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,022
We don't know.
395
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,377
You didn't have
to sleep out here.
396
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,453
Four's a crowd.
397
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,082
Apparently they left
a longtime ago.
398
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:13,587
So, how was it? Was the
amateur as good as the pro?
399
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:19,597
It was confusing'
perfunctory, and a bit sad.
400
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:20,726
Never mind.
401
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,272
And exactly what I needed.
402
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,397
Thank you.
403
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,176
You feel like
buying me breakfast?
404
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,242
One of them stole my wallet.
405
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,621
You're lucky
he's not pressing charges.
406
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,623
Porphyria was
a legitimate call.
407
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:42,619
Until the pleural effusions.
408
00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,750
We've done everything House
would have if he'd been here.
409
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:45,851
You lied to a patient.
410
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,362
Treiber's condition
is declining rapidly.
411
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:51,696
He's agreed to let me
take over the case.
412
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,792
Dr. Chase will have no further
contact with the patient.
413
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:56,603
Fine. I didn't say you
were off the case!
414
00:24:58,931 --> 00:24:59,932
Sit down.
415
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,144
I ordered a cardiac MRI,
416
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:06,308
enlargement of the left ventricle
suggests an infiltrative disease.
417
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,449
It's sarcoidosis.
418
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,781
We could start him
on corticosteroids
419
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,287
and do a cardiac
biopsy to confirm.
420
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,649
I disagree.
421
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:13,722
I was wrong about
the porphyria,
422
00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,689
but I wasn't wrong about
the nervous system.
423
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,387
It's a prion disease.
424
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,224
That's why his symptoms
have progressed so rapidly.
425
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,320
It's possible he was exposed
and didn't know it.
426
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:24,332
Brains are often stored and not
tested until weeks after autopsy.
427
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,231
Treiber's too good to not
take the right precautions.
428
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,464
Maybe the problem is
he thinks the same thing.
429
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:31,035
His job's built on the premise
that doctors make mistakes.
430
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,200
That includes him.
431
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,866
We should do a brain biopsy.
In his condition?
432
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,536
Then we biopsy
the brains in the morgue.
433
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:36,704
Find the one that exposed him.
434
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:37,872
It's a needle in a haystack.
435
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:38,971
There's four of us.
436
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,172
Come on, we can
at least start him
437
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,877
on amphotericin
to halt the progress
438
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,146
while you do your heart biopsy.
439
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,155
No, we can't. Amphotericin plus
the contrast dye for the biopsy
440
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,158
would overwhelm his kidneys. We
have to choose one or the other.
441
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,889
Biopsy his heart.
442
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:03,404
Wallets go in the
minibar freezer.
443
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:08,376
If there's no minibar, the toilet tank.
I've got exactly $20 left.
444
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:12,608
I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar
with hooker protocol.
445
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:13,705
We could use your credit cards.
446
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,751
No, we won't. I'm
still on probation.
447
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:19,550
Leaving the state without
permission will really P.0. my P.O.
448
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:20,713
Doesn't matter.
449
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,626
We can't even
afford gas to get home.
450
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:26,286
And we're three hours
behind schedule.
451
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,296
We have enough gas
to get to Julie.
452
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:29,866
I don't care
about anything else.
453
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,570
What this time?
454
00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:38,564
Just wondering
how long this can last.
455
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:40,806
You're still hoping that I'm
gonna wake up and admit
456
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:42,901
that Kyle Galloway is
just some lame excuse
457
00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:44,413
to have some naughty
thrills, aren't you?
458
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,943
I'm actually hoping you won't.
459
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:49,044
L like Kyle.
460
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:38,760
Oh, come on!
461
00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:44,693
Whoa!
462
00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:57,676
Whoa! Whoa!
463
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,069
House!
464
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,603
You okay?
465
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:33,476
My leg still hurts.
466
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,284
Come on!
467
00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:45,322
We got 20 bucks to go 11 miles.
468
00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:01,335
Why aren't you
answering your pages?
469
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:02,776
I'm busy.
470
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:06,505
The biopsy showed fibrosis
in his cardiac muscle.
471
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,576
So it's not a prion disease.
472
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,312
It means Foreman
was wrong, too.
473
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,481
He wants everyone to meet
in his office to DDx.
474
00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:16,485
So he can tell us all
it's an infection?
475
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:20,654
Interesting, or maybe you should
consider not being such a baby.
476
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,993
My first instinct was an
exposure from a corpse.
477
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,198
Treiber spends
all his time here.
478
00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:30,605
If it's not toxic gas,
or prions,
479
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,269
then it has to be something else.
He's not perfect.
480
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:35,845
Are you trying to cure him
or discredit him?
481
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:39,347
Treiber can only see me as
"Not House", Foreman, too.
482
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,276
And they're not wrong.
483
00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:46,115
So you're not coming upstairs?
484
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:53,123
No. And when this case
is over, I'm quitting.
485
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,799
He's not quitting.
486
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,533
He already called
other hospitals.
487
00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:05,039
Treiber did get under his skin.
488
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:06,473
He'll get over it.
489
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:08,806
Fibrosis has to be a
response to an infection.
490
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,311
Chase said you'd say that
491
00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,739
We'll test the biopsy
samples for viruses,
492
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,750
and start him
on anti-virals.
493
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:18,648
You're not even going
to talk to Chase?
494
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,917
He didn't leave after he
got stabbed in the heart.
495
00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:22,082
I think we're okay.
496
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:25,156
Either you're right, and your
friend is just really upset,
497
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,663
or you're wrong, and he's come
at this calmly and rationally,
498
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:31,564
and you're about to lose a good doctor.
Either way...
499
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:56,355
This is Oubliette, Ohio. Buses
don't run here after 1968.
500
00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,786
Ina said there's a bus
every 15 minutes.
501
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,261
Ina is living in
Alzheimersville.
502
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:04,930
Been here at least
half an hour.
503
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,799
Where are you going, Ina?
504
00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:09,031
Naples, Florida.
505
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:13,439
Ben and I have a beautiful three-bedroom
condo, all on the one floor.
506
00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:16,110
You're waiting
for a bus to Naples?
507
00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:20,614
Comes every 15 minutes. Ben'll be
wondering where his dinner is.
508
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,042
Cab.
509
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,317
Whoa! Cab!
510
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:31,891
20 bucks, 11 miles.
Come on!
511
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,721
Come on, let's go.
512
00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:38,634
Julie is gonna be at the clinic
513
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,169
for another 45 minutes,
we can make this!
514
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,670
She thinks she's in Florida.
515
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:50,174
Okay.
Bring her with.
516
00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:52,309
I'm waiting for the bus.
517
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:53,576
Bus isn't coming, Ina.
518
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,907
But this cab is
going to Naples.
519
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,477
- Ben'll be getting awfully hungry.
- House.
520
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,915
We'll tell the cabbie
to call the cops.
521
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,856
They'll come pick her up.
Take care of her.
522
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,824
Then I'll stay with her
until they do.
523
00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,108
Goodbye, Kyle.
524
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,050
Bus comes every 15 minutes.
525
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:38,684
Oh, shut up.
526
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:44,789
Find anything?
527
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:48,293
Not yet.
528
00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:50,466
Running tests for MRSA.
529
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:56,369
You've got everybody worried
about you quitting.
530
00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,038
You here as my boss
or my friend?
531
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,138
If I was here as your boss,
you'd be suspended by now.
532
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,086
I've learnt a lot here.
533
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,714
Enough to run my own team.
534
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:10,982
It's time I moved on.
535
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:16,896
Unfortunately, that's how I felt
last year, and the year before that.
536
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:21,266
Maybe there's a reason
you haven't left.
537
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,902
You need structure and support.
538
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,943
Somebody else
calling the shots.
539
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:37,112
You didn't come down here
as my boss or my friend.
540
00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:39,617
You came down as House.
541
00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:43,086
You're trying to insult me
into making a decision?
542
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,094
We've both seen it work.
543
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,598
Either you rise to
the challenge and quit,
544
00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:55,201
or you stay
545
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:57,370
as a team member.
546
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:03,937
Dr. Treiber! Dr. Treiber!
547
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,314
He stopped responding when
I was changing his IV bag.
548
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,719
Peter, open your eyes.
549
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:19,553
Coma.
550
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:28,329
Treiber's comatose.
551
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:29,564
All brains on deck.
552
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:31,663
Where should we start?
We think you might be right.
553
00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:33,501
I'm not.
554
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,635
You couldn't have gone
through all of these.
555
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:36,906
Don't have to.
556
00:35:40,171 --> 00:35:43,641
Treiber's reports are thorough to a
fault, his methods are fastidious.
557
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:46,112
The answer isn't down here.
558
00:35:46,177 --> 00:35:48,088
Treiber didn't
miss anything, we did.
559
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,456
So what?
Psychosis, abdominal pain,
560
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,188
pleural effusions,
enlarged heart, coma.
561
00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:54,523
Autoimmune, maybe Good pasture's.
Kidneys are fine.
562
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,098
- Vasculitis?
- No fever.
563
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,998
Lymphoma? Would've
seen it on the heart biopsy.
564
00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:01,826
Soap. It's the soap.
565
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:20,779
I blew ii.
566
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,525
Oh, God, here it comes.
567
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:28,125
As always. All I wanted
was some meaningless fun,
568
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,961
and I couldn't
even last three days.
569
00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:33,127
Sound asleep!
I'm sleep talking.
570
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,029
I had the chance to
fulfill a lifelong dream.
571
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:40,200
I swear I will jump out of this
moving bus if you don't shut up.
572
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:44,303
But instead, I sat with a sad,
old woman for an hour and a half
573
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:47,042
who forgot I existed three
seconds after she left.
574
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,715
And the stupidest thing?
575
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,377
I never even had a crush
on Julie Christie.
576
00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,886
In 12th grade, I was madly
in love with Melanie Robbins
577
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:02,988
who happened lo look exactly like
Julie Christie in Doctor Zhivago.
578
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,399
And she really liked me.
579
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,729
We played spades every lunch period
in Mr. Charlton's classroom.
580
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:12,408
But, of course,
there was this other guy.
581
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,941
A great guy, Very popular.
582
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:19,379
He had a car, he had a
band, a moustache...
583
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,412
Kyle Calloway.
584
00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:32,261
I assumed that...
585
00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:35,524
I hoped that we would go
to the senior prom together.
586
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,533
But she asked me for a favor.
587
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:46,698
She asked if I minded if she went with him.
She asked me if I minded.
588
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:52,143
And I said I didn't.
589
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,076
And that was it.
590
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:57,779
And I just did it again.
591
00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:00,589
I let it go,
like I let everything go.
592
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:02,454
And here I am,
sitting on this bus,
593
00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:04,549
with tickets I bought
with my watch,
594
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,926
heading back home,
595
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,463
so a CT scan
can decide my fate.
596
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,332
I don't want to go back, House.
597
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,179
I just...
598
00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:29,183
I just want to keep being Kyle.
599
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:40,328
Kyle would've ditched that sad,
old woman from the bus stop.
600
00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:43,925
He probably would've
ditched me, too.
601
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:50,939
I can live without Kyle.
602
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,441
Sno Ball?
603
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,393
Guess this isn't heaven.
604
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,124
We found out who screwed up.
605
00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:21,730
You.
606
00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,496
It was your industrial
strength antibacterial soap.
607
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:28,033
The additional triclosan
does two things well.
608
00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:31,136
Kills MRSA, and makes
your thyroid look stupid.
609
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:34,340
It thinks the triclosan is a real
hormone and closes up shop.
610
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:38,385
Excessive use over time, combined
with excessive use of this,
611
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,184
led to hyperthyroidism,
612
00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:43,055
which went undiagnosed until
it presented with psychosis.
613
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:45,218
When the ER put you
on sedatives,
614
00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,353
it kicked you
into myxedema crisis.
615
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:52,998
Don't know that I ever
would have thought of that.
616
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:55,199
House taught us
to look for irony.
617
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:58,900
Hey.
618
00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:02,433
This wasn't House.
619
00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:25,390
My locker key.
620
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,927
I'll give you your own team.
621
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:31,896
Thanks.
622
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,771
But it's time to
step out of the shadow.
623
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,250
It's about time.
624
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,111
Any news?
625
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,146
Not yet.
626
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,157
You come here so I can
talk you out of it?
627
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,327
I came to say thank you.
628
00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:42,504
It's been fun.
629
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:44,969
"Fun"?
630
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:51,352
Sounded pithier than, "We've
shared a variety of situations".
631
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,057
Let me know about Wilson.
632
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:12,835
Why did you let him go?
633
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,040
Legal loophole, 13th amendment.
634
00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:21,139
Abraham Lincoln may have
looked great in that hat,
635
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,708
but his labor policies...
636
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:35,586
House?