1 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:41,296 - Move it. Faster. - Parks, quit slacking. 2 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,432 I'm not slacking. I can't. 3 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,839 How dare you talk to your drill instructor? 4 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:44,899 Sir, I'm not slacking. 5 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,639 You stand up and you look me in the eye. 6 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:47,975 I feel lousy. I can't... 7 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,573 "Can't" doesn't exist here. 8 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:53,175 Now you finish this course or you're in isolation the rest of the day. 9 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,584 You hear me? 10 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:56,554 MacDonald, you ready to make Parks eat your dust? 11 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:57,612 Sir, yes, sir. 12 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:59,123 Ready? Go! 13 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,095 Are your ears malfunctioning? I said go. 14 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,330 Go! Go! 15 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,557 Get down! Get down! 16 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,330 Belly down. Belly down. 17 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:11,461 Move it! 18 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,169 Get up over there. Grab those bars. 19 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:19,339 Move ahead. You grab them bars. Faster. Move it! 20 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:23,005 Move it. Knees up. Knees up! Move it! 21 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:26,279 Grab the wall! Hit that wall! Hit that wall! 22 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:28,821 Move it. Get up over there. 23 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:33,086 Keep it going. Don't you fall on me. Faster! Move it. 24 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:41,099 What's the matter, Parks? You got a boo-boo? 25 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,296 Sir, I'm bleeding, sir. 26 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,361 Is your life in immediate danger? No. 27 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,464 Then you get your ass up over that wall. 28 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:53,779 I said get your ass over that... 29 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,138 What's going on? 30 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,947 My back hurts. I can't move. 31 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:04,679 Help. Help! I can't get up. 32 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,852 "Can't" doesn't exist here. 33 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,101 We should not be looking at this. 34 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,608 He sent out an alert. It'd be rude not to look. 35 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,678 Though I am straining my eyes. 36 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,043 What are we checking out? 37 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,945 Your profile page. 38 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,846 Why? I haven't... 39 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,185 That is not me. 40 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,147 That is you. 41 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,988 That's me, but that is not. 42 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,518 Whoever did this made it smaller. Much, much smaller. 43 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,929 Whoever did this has a bone to pick with you. 44 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,125 Ironic, since your bone... 45 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,032 Is not in that picture. 46 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:24,364 My proof is right here. You really want to see? 47 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,736 Whoa, convinced. 48 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,701 You have any idea who did this? 49 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:32,810 I don't even know where the original picture is from. 50 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:35,244 Bathroom at the Carleton Hotel. 51 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,346 Towel, hotel logo's reversed. 52 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,476 Shot must've been taken in the mirror. 53 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,486 We were there for Sanford Wells' wedding. 54 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:42,953 That must narrow it down. 55 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,249 He slept with three women there. 56 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:47,122 Ah, you're a whore. 57 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,628 38-year-old former Marine. Came to the ER with back pain, 58 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,672 now his bladder aches as much as his back 'cause he can't empty it. 59 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:02,733 What are we looking at this morning? 60 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:05,744 Upskirt celebrity, endearingly funny cat? 61 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:09,009 Another study about gays being better parents. 62 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,309 We were lured in by the word "lesbian." 63 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,417 Has he taken any antihistamines or anticholinergics? 64 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:16,114 Nope, and the ER ruled out enlarged prostate, 65 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,180 stuffed colon and spinal injury. 66 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,692 Military history. In suspiciously good shape for his age, 67 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:24,262 makes a living bullying kids. 68 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:26,931 I'm thinking steroids. 69 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,292 Fascinating. 70 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,700 Thanks. We can wean him off... 71 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,930 Steroids isn't fascinating, it's moronic. 72 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,868 There's no other sign of hormonal imbalance. 73 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:38,000 What's fascinating is that you equate discipline with bullying. 74 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,540 Which means that your parents either 75 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,102 disciplined you too much or too little. 76 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,272 I'm guessing too little. 77 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:46,245 It's hardly surprising you agree with our patient's philosophy. 78 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,980 You run your department like a boot camp, 79 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:51,251 as if cruelty ensures performance. 80 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:57,091 Is this where I'm supposed to disagree with you? 81 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,658 Diagnosis of urinary retention depends on 82 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:00,960 the particular mechanical cause. 83 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,968 We need to know if there's a blockage in the urethra 84 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,163 versus a nerve or a muscle problem with the bladder. 85 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,805 Fascinating without misdirect. 86 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:11,042 Cath him, and see what's stopping him from emptying his bilge. 87 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,769 Oh, not you, Chase. 88 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,779 Sending Captain Micropenis to deal 89 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:16,644 with what's probably normal-sized equipment? 90 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,450 That's too cruel even for me. 91 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:31,889 Good morning. 92 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,836 And what brings the lesser Cuddy to these parts? 93 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:41,032 Pediatrician appointment for an S-H-O-T. 94 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:45,042 Waldenwood insists vaccination reports go in with the application. 95 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:46,570 Honey, finish your oatmeal. 96 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,409 - Waldenwood. - Is that by any chance a boarding school? 97 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,073 Or a work camp? 98 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:53,882 It's our first choice preschool. 99 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,747 - Blocks made of gold? - Kids don't have to pick their own noses? 100 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,256 Great facilities and teachers, 101 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,486 and they're known for their gifted program. 102 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:05,691 You sure that's the right place for her? 103 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,527 Sounds a little snobby. 104 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:12,332 I've done my research, we've visited. It's a perfect fit. 105 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,576 You feel pressure, 106 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,774 we need you to tell us when the urge to void becomes unbearable. 107 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,716 Sorry, can't make you feel better till we make you feel worse. 108 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,914 I get it. Goes for what I do, too. 109 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,790 We cause pain when it's the only option. 110 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:36,290 The kids I work with at the camp are there because a judge sent them. 111 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:38,357 I can't teach them good behaviors 112 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,058 without first getting rid of all their bad ones. 113 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,567 That's not gonna happen unless I push them. 114 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:46,435 I don't see why metaphorical pushing has to involve actual pushing. 115 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:49,240 I may work these kids hard, but I never hit them. 116 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,772 You march them into the ground instead of knocking them there. 117 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,641 Yeah, well, it beats the alternatives 118 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,476 which is ending up in jail or a gang, or a coffin. 119 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:58,280 How often do you pull that off? 120 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,850 Two-thirds never re-offend. 121 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,477 It's better numbers than juvie. 122 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:07,148 She's brilliant, but new to the real world. 123 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:08,818 Yeah. 124 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,896 Doc, I gotta go. 125 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,157 Let's empty you out. 126 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:15,223 Take the urine to Taub. Have him screen it for bacteria. 127 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:16,427 I'll analyze this data. 128 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,139 A half-hour on the phone, no go. 129 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:25,574 Website won't take down the picture. 130 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,273 I thought their policy doesn't allow nude photos. 131 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:31,942 Now tap the tube gently against the table to re-suspend the cells. 132 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:37,149 They don't, but technically, I'm no longer nude. 133 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,358 Maybe you should shut down your account. 134 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,361 I tried but whoever did this changed my password 135 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,760 so I can't even prove it's my page. 136 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,857 There's a clue, she's got serious tech skills. 137 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,258 My password was "password." 138 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:53,498 You're a dumb whore. 139 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,965 Do any of the three seem like a more likely suspect? 140 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:57,805 Maybe one was clingier. 141 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,469 I can't even remember their names. 142 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,937 Listen, this is a tough time for me, 143 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:04,505 breaking up with Rachel, moving into a hotel. 144 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:08,144 I want you to know how much your humiliation has eased my burden. 145 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:16,994 Urine is clean for bacteria. 146 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,997 Not surprising, since his bladder test showed 147 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,191 that his peeing problem is really 148 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,733 a nerve problem, neurogenic bladder. 149 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,995 Could mean spinal cord tumor, cerebral palsy. 150 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,264 House is gonna go right for syphilis. 151 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,464 How can you be so sure? 152 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,564 Rare complication of an embarrassing illness, 153 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,040 practically a House special. 154 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,504 I want to get ahead. Let's go test his blood for syphilis. 155 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:35,202 Okay, I'm gonna take some blood. 156 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:37,340 This will only hurt for a second. Ready? 157 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,020 Stop it. Stop trying to kill me. 158 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,515 Hey, let her go. 159 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,686 You're trying to kill me. Let her go. 160 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,521 Security. Need some help in here. 161 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,855 Let me go! Let me go! 162 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,206 She's fine. How about we get back to someone who isn't? 163 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,265 The patient's in restraints and on Haldol, 164 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:04,331 which seems to have made him lucid. 165 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:08,107 Differential diagnosis, back pain, neurogenic bladder, psychosis. 166 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,205 A symptom which we learned about when he choked me. 167 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,376 Hate to slow us down by acknowledging it. 168 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:13,679 And yet you have. 169 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,249 Tertiary syphilis fits. 170 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,414 Test came back negative. 171 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,551 Several meds could cause those symptoms. 172 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,923 Tricyclic antidepressants, ritalin. 173 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,861 Also other native plants, wormwood, jimsonweed... 174 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:27,092 With the amount of jimsonweed or ritalin you'd have to ingest, 175 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,257 seems like he would've mentioned it. 176 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:29,891 Unless he didn't know about it. 177 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,931 Maybe one of those kids at the camp 178 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:35,098 got tired of Driscoll's lessons and poisoned him. 179 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:41,636 Go to the camp, check for potential poisons. 180 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,579 I all but ignored your assault, 181 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,744 showed you no compassion whatsoever, 182 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,487 and you came up with a good idea. 183 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,879 Score one for tough love. 184 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,963 Glad to hear you met someone you liked. Weddings are good for that. 185 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,499 I was hoping to get in touch. 186 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,762 Thing is, I'm a bit fuzzy on names. 187 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,599 Sorry, open bar. 188 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,234 She was sitting at Dr. Simpson's table, 189 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,798 brunette, purple dress, low-cut. 190 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,774 That's my niece, Winn Phillips. 191 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,010 Your niece? 192 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:17,638 Fantastic. 193 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,242 Her info is in your e-mail. 194 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:27,458 Also, there was a blonde, green dress. 195 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,962 You want me to hook you up with two women? 196 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,295 Actually, three. 197 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:40,102 How do you cheat on a test when there's no test? 198 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:42,832 Sorry, not playing. 199 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,534 Go away, House. 200 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,839 I'm not giving you advice just so you can 201 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:53,009 distort it to suit your own warped world view. 202 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,313 But it's been working so well. 203 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,720 Cuddy wants to get Rachel into Waldenwood Preschool. 204 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,485 Problem is Rachel's dumber than a paste sandwich. 205 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,790 And her not getting in bothers you. You care about Rachel. 206 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,387 That was not advice. 207 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,022 Cuddy cares about her, 208 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,159 which means when Rachel gets rejected, Cuddy will be upset. 209 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,726 Then, as the boyfriend, I will be expected 210 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,068 to be supportive and consoling. 211 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,403 Not your strengths, I grant you. 212 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,478 Leave it alone. It's just a play date. It'll be fine. 213 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,274 "Play date" being their code for 214 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,315 "way to weed out the paste sandwiches." 215 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,247 They'll hand her puzzles and counting games 216 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,548 and Rachel will just sit there and eat the pieces. 217 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,687 Crap! Crap. I'm such a sucker. 218 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,819 Thanks for the advice. 219 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,420 That's the isolation area. 220 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,558 Kids that behave badly go there, sometimes 23 hours a day. 221 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,568 Sounds like a pretty good incentive to behave. 222 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,397 They're treating the symptom instead of the disease. 223 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,868 Basic systems theory, 224 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,605 troubled kids are produced by troubled families. 225 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,738 This place doesn't even attempt to change the environment 226 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,180 that damaged them in the first place. 227 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,946 So there are no bad kids, only bad parents? 228 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,680 Then why is my brother an ex-con? 229 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,782 Treating kids decently doesn't mean identically. 230 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,862 Some kids need more structure or discipline. 231 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,124 Nobody needs this place. 232 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,127 Maybe we're coming at this wrong. 233 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,069 We find the poisoner, let them point us toward the poison. 234 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,733 Driscoll's got 24 kids in his troop. 235 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,243 You want to interview all of them? 236 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,371 Maybe we don't need to. 237 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:32,376 Driscoll sent me to isolation all the time. Doesn't mean I poisoned him. 238 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,476 He's the psycho, not me. 239 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:36,813 Tell him. 240 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,220 DI Driscoll's way harder on him than the rest of us. 241 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,623 Maybe because he's a bigger pain in the ass. 242 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,128 What are you in here for? Shoplifting. 243 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,130 You ready to upgrade to second-degree murder? 244 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:47,830 Spend 10 years in jail? 245 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,663 If he dies because of whatever you gave him, that's what'll happen. 246 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:52,930 That supposed to scare me? 247 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,064 My mom's dead, my dad's never been around, 248 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,006 and after this I'll get bounced to another foster hole. 249 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,077 My future's not exactly bright. 250 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,511 Prison, now or later, doesn't make that much of a difference to me. 251 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,583 Dude, I'm not mopping the whole floor by myself. 252 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,844 Your eyes are red. 253 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,452 Might be an allergic reaction to the cleaning solution. 254 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,923 It's just my allergies. 255 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,016 Do you take anything for them? 256 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,160 Not right now. 257 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,688 Why not? 258 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,605 These IV fluids will help flush the drugs out of your system. 259 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,309 You know which of the kids dosed me? 260 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,012 It's not medically relevant. 261 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,815 Look, I'm not gonna hurt him, but I get why you're scared of me. 262 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,882 I'm real sorry about this morning. 263 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,048 No apology necessary. 264 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,957 You're ill, you didn't know what you were doing. 265 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,363 I used to be a real screw-up. 266 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,456 The military taught me that actions always have consequences, 267 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:59,561 part of being a man is accepting them. 268 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,668 After all the times I've said that to the kids, apology is necessary. 269 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,843 Are you okay? 270 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,578 No, my heart's kind of racing. 271 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,085 I got it. 272 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,258 Heart rate is 170, PAT until proven otherwise. 273 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,760 We got to slow it down. Six milligrams of adenosine, IV bolus. 274 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,854 Tell the nurse to get in here with the crash cart. 275 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,937 Pushing fluid sent his heart into overdrive. 276 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,370 It took three doses of adenosine to get it under control. 277 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,739 Treating him for antihistamine toxicity revealed a new symptom. 278 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,936 Which revealed that he didn't have 279 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,003 antihistamine toxicity in the first place. 280 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,011 House, where are you? Playground. 281 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:47,417 Great place to meet chicks. Their moms, too. 282 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,515 Tachycardia could be a humoral effect, mastocytosis. 283 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,251 We'd see either GI or cutaneous symptoms. 284 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,485 Pancreatic insulinoma... 285 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,027 Wouldn't cause bladder problems. 286 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,960 Unlike pheochromocytoma. 287 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,533 Well done, Chase. Now turn off your phone. 288 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,897 You heard that? It's on vibrate. 289 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,129 I'm assuming it's been ringing almost non-stop 290 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,034 since you changed your status update to, 291 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,802 "Nothing lights my fire like a lady-of-size. 292 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,968 "Less than three bills, don't bother calling." 293 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,542 Followed by your cell number. 294 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,577 No, no, no, you're right. This is in no way clever and hysterical. 295 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,622 Before you start rolling anyone in flour, 296 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,054 work the patient up for a pheo. 297 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,484 Adrenal and pituitary scans, 24-hour urine collection. 298 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,799 How soon after the admissions session did the child get sick? 299 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,062 Kid barely got home before she collapsed. 300 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,765 Her parents are a wreck, desperate for answers. 301 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,739 Have you experienced any symptoms? 302 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,867 Or does someone else oversee these sessions? 303 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,640 The teachers supervise. No one's mentioned feeling sick. 304 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,577 I'd love to call the family, offer my support. 305 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,242 Sorry, I can't reveal names. 306 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,650 Doctorlpatient confidentiality. 307 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,888 So this is where all the admissions play dates happen? 308 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,288 She wouldn't have been in another room? 309 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,790 This is where we have them all. 310 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,485 Maybe to be safe we get rid of these toys and... 311 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:03,652 No, no, no. Don't do that. 312 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,822 I'll tell you if anything's toxic. 313 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,058 For now, you should minimize your exposure. 314 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,581 I'm supposed to be supervised. 315 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,149 The scan is pre-programmed. There's no risk to the patient. 316 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,780 You're literally gonna sit here, watch the monitor 317 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,292 and chat with him if he gets lonely. 318 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,358 Still... Report me. 319 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,210 How are you doing in there? 320 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,014 You shouldn't bother trying to protect Landon. 321 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,549 I know he's the one who drugged me. 322 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,152 The antihistamines aren't what got you sick. 323 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,555 Doesn't change the fact that he did it. 324 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:13,729 I tried everything with that kid , I just can't break through. 325 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,460 It's clear you care about him. 326 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,469 Have you tried telling him that? 327 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,526 You gotta understand something. 328 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,903 These kids, they're all manipulators. 329 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,174 As much as I care about all of them, I can't... 330 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,077 I can't show them that unless there's some mutual respect, otherwise... 331 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,343 Forget those other kids. Think about this kid. 332 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,182 He watched his mother get sick and die, 333 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,855 he's never known his dad. 334 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,391 Who knows how long it's been since anyone's taken care of him, 335 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:41,959 or if there's ever been a man around 336 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,257 with any degree of consistency. 337 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,236 I believe that you're on his side. 338 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,398 I'm betting it would help if he did. 339 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,716 You are a beautiful man. Can I leave now? 340 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,751 I know where all three women are, 341 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,820 but I'd like to avoid the additional humiliation 342 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,684 of falsely accusing any of them. 343 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:15,386 You ID'd the hotel off this. Hoping there's another clue in it somewhere. 344 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,590 We could enhance the image, 345 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:24,201 maybe her face is reflected in that gleam off your butt cheek. 346 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,269 Or maybe it's time to chalk this up 347 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,102 to the hazards of being a player. 348 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,266 Your zipper problem just blew up your marriage. 349 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,638 Don't move. 350 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:40,114 Unlike me, you've had the decency not to cheat on anyone, 351 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,813 but you haven't been giving much thought to who these women are, 352 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,252 how they might feel. 353 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,217 Obviously you hurt one of them. Emotionally hurt her, 354 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,057 because physically, how would you even know. 355 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:57,895 Looks like your shorty is a shorty. 356 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,735 You're early, dinner's not ready. 357 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,634 Oh. 358 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:12,340 Okay. Rachel and I will go play in her room. 359 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,815 Really? 360 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,285 I'm hungry, go cook. 361 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,296 All right, you little lump of clay. 362 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,606 Rachel? Rachel! 363 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,711 It's a new toy. What kid doesn't like new toys? 364 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,785 A moron, that's who. 365 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:57,117 Okay, look at the pretty colors. Now, what color is this? 366 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,793 Orange. 367 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,029 Yes, that is orange. What color is this? 368 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,710 Okay, blocks going away. Bye-bye, blocks. 369 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,111 Next time, reinforce the levees. 370 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,480 Bad corps of army engineers, bad. 371 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,116 But what's this? 372 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:25,350 - Rings. - Look at the rings. 373 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:30,088 Now the goal of this game is... 374 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,090 To not kill you. 375 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:43,034 Why are you here? Wait, did you give me an STD? 376 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:45,770 No, I did not. Don't deflect. 377 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:48,243 That picture was taken by someone your height. 378 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:49,336 Just take it down. 379 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,881 What picture? 380 00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,382 Fine. 381 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,251 Play it that way. 382 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,887 So... 383 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,929 You really like kittens, huh? 384 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,492 Yeah, you said you did, too. 385 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:15,333 No wonder you're pissed, because that is not you. 386 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,938 And I didn't take it. 387 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,873 Did you mean my height with heels or without? 388 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,339 You weren't wearing heels when we were in that room, so... 389 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,439 Oh, yes, you were. 390 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:29,282 I started to take them off, and then you asked me very nicely not to. 391 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,022 Why would I do this? 392 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,115 I'm not mad about what happened with us, 393 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,252 or apparently with you and any other women at that wedding. 394 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:40,126 Sorry, I guess my forensic analysis 395 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:42,029 wasn't as advanced as I thought. 396 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,897 Wait. You know, you don't have to rush off. I still have those heels. 397 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,605 Everywhere you looked, gingham and stuffed animals. 398 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,236 How did you get out of there? 399 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,482 I didn't, right away. 400 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,581 Wasn't anything wrong with her physically. 401 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,848 One down, two members of a threesome to go. 402 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:05,355 You should flip a condom to choose. 403 00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,915 We checked his adrenal, pituitary and thyroid glands, 404 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:11,189 monitored his catecholamines. It's not a pheo. 405 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,857 We had to put him on a diltiazem drip to regulate his heart. 406 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,298 Means he's running out of time. 407 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,262 Means you are, too. 408 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:22,633 Your campaign to soften him up so he'll go easier on the kids, 409 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:25,301 all in a pointless attempt to validate your own upbringing. 410 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:28,541 Another cardiac arrhythmia? 411 00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:31,411 It's not our patient. It's the ER. 412 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,644 That patient House admitted with back pain and urinary retention? 413 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:39,383 How do you feel about a matched set? 414 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:51,803 We need to track your common exposures. What shampoo do you use? 415 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,497 Whatever crap the camp gives us. 416 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,130 Same here. 417 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,300 We need things exclusive to you but not the rest of the camp. 418 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,868 Otherwise, a lot more people would be sick. Toothpaste, deodorant? 419 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,942 Can't be deodorant making him sick. 420 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,810 He doesn't wear any. Smells like a... 421 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:05,905 Parks, shut your mouth. 422 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,076 You're not my drill instructor here, okay? 423 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,744 Doesn't mean you get to be disrespectful. 424 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:11,948 I can do whatever the hell I want. You're not in charge. 425 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:13,646 There's gotta be a link. 426 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,193 Diet, sexual history, drug abuse. 427 00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:17,693 No, and believe me, I asked. 428 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,594 Those were some fun conversations. 429 00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:20,824 Did you believe the answers? 430 00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:23,025 I know the answer to that is always supposed to be no, 431 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:24,125 but I did. 432 00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:27,194 Not like the kid has had much unsupervised time lately. 433 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:30,140 Delivery for a Dr. Robert Chase. 434 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,197 That's me. 435 00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:32,368 Camp is in the woods. 436 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:34,069 There are tons of opportunities for infection 437 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,613 that not every person will pick up. 438 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,979 Legionellosis from water, toxoplasmosis from dirt, 439 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,278 brucellosis from animals. 440 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,513 Too bad none of those explain his symptoms. 441 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:45,189 Casey and Sanford Wells thank me 442 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:49,021 for my extraordinarily generous donation to their wedding charity. 443 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,118 Aw! 444 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:53,460 Oh, God. She must have gotten access to my credit card. 445 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:54,521 Nocardia fits. 446 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,897 The bacteria lives in the dirt. They both spent plenty... 447 00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,232 Nocardia starts in the lungs, not the bladder. 448 00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,396 How generous is extraordinarily generous? 449 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:04,236 Call the charity, explain the donation's a fraud. 450 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,003 And take back Wells' wedding gift? 451 00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,477 You are extraordinarily screwed. 452 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:11,516 Bushes can make a happy hunting ground for ticks. Lyme disease. 453 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,381 Neither of our patients have a rash or a tick bite. 454 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,546 40% of Lyme patients don't develop a rash. Bite is easy to miss. 455 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,255 Start them on doxycycline for Lyme. 456 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:22,189 $2,500! 457 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:27,654 Cancel your credit card, find that girl and marry her. 458 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,306 Go back, that was Jersey Shore. 459 00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:46,714 I'm not watching that crap. 460 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,419 No, let him be your guinea pig. 461 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,013 You can dose me after you're sure you're right. 462 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:55,955 The side effects are fairly limited, 463 00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,688 and it would be better to treat you 464 00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,730 before you develop any more symptoms. 465 00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:00,856 I want to wait. 466 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:05,793 I'm not your drill instructor, 467 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,305 I'm not trying to break you. 468 00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:11,034 My only job is to make you better. 469 00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:15,879 I truly believe this medicine is our best shot. 470 00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:19,144 But whether or not you take it is up to you. 471 00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:29,917 Is there anything else I can do for you? 472 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:33,289 Another pillow would be cool, if you don't mind. 473 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:45,336 Hey. 474 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:50,242 Your turn to pick. 475 00:25:57,355 --> 00:26:00,119 Ready, set, feed the monkey. 476 00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:03,084 This isn't weird at all. 477 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:07,122 She's got the fine motor skills of the Hulk in oven mitts. 478 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:11,430 Do you want a doodle? Do you? Feed the monkey. 479 00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:17,665 Cuddy puts her to bed at 7:30, which cuts way into our training time. 480 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,970 Her play date's on Friday. 481 00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:24,947 What is that? 482 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,347 Dog training clicker. 483 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:28,480 Gives immediate positive reinforcement, 484 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:29,986 bridging the precious seconds between 485 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,455 the desired behavior and treat delivery. 486 00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:35,220 House, she's not a dog. 487 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,356 That really seems to be working. 488 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:39,896 Does Cuddy know that Rachel's here, 489 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,523 and that you're turning her into a schnauzer? 490 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,601 I told Maria that Rachel and I are working on 491 00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:46,136 a secret art project for Mommy. 492 00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:47,762 Which means that some paede's patient 493 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,636 is about to be short one art project. 494 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:52,108 The sacrifices we make for our children's education. 495 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:56,538 Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? 496 00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:02,244 It had to be you. I gave you my credit card to pay for drinks. 497 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:05,551 And I gave it back. I didn't take the picture, now go away. 498 00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:07,921 Forgive me if I'm not convinced. 499 00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:09,152 You're obviously pissed at me. 500 00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:11,525 Because I thought we totally had a connection. 501 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,359 And then when you didn't ask me for my number... 502 00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,092 A connection? 503 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:16,593 It was a threesome. 504 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:19,329 Yeah, but you were obviously more into me than you were into Nika. 505 00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,463 - Kenzie, honey. - You have a phone call. 506 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:22,699 Just a minute, Dad. 507 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:26,510 I didn't want to say anything in front of her, but you could have. 508 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,804 You live with your parents? 509 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,438 Just until graduation. 510 00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:32,240 College? 511 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:34,609 How old are you? 512 00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:35,675 Eighteen. 513 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:37,713 Next month. 514 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:40,781 Relax, it's not illegal or anything. 515 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:42,449 Look, I just need this to stop. 516 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,688 Would you give it up, already? I told you it's not me. 517 00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:48,591 My parents won't even let me on social networking sites. 518 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,224 Too many sexual predators. 519 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:00,641 Stop him! 520 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:04,044 Hey. Hey. Where are you going? 521 00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:06,649 Hey. You're sick, you need to be in a hospital. 522 00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:09,219 There's a million hospitals. Ones that won't send me back to that camp. 523 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:10,413 Landon, what's going on? 524 00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:12,615 Please help me, don't send me back. 525 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:15,655 Those are my car keys. You stole them out of my pocket? 526 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,387 "No bad kids," huh? 527 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:21,158 Did you stop Landon? 528 00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:22,221 Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong? 529 00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:25,827 My legs, they hurt. Muscles are in a vise. 530 00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:26,926 What does it mean? 531 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:28,063 Not sure yet. 532 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:29,663 10 diazepam, 40 potassium. 533 00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:40,345 The leg pain was caused by a muscle cramp from low sodium, 534 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,113 which was caused by kidney dysfunction. 535 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:46,283 Landon didn't respond to doxycycline either. I think we can rule out Lyme. 536 00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,958 I thought I was getting through to him, 537 00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:49,584 but he just wanted to steal my car keys. 538 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:52,858 If only his previous behavior had given you a reason to expect that. 539 00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,766 Why are you putting hot sauce on a toy? 540 00:28:56,634 --> 00:28:59,034 Maybe you don't care if children chew on your caterpillar. 541 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:00,263 I think it's wrong. 542 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:03,673 What causes kidney dysfunction on top of everything else? 543 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,299 Arsenic poisoning. 544 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:07,877 And people do change. 545 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:10,147 Driscoll took it to heart when I asked him 546 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:13,116 to think about Landon's history. 547 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:14,549 He was much nicer and then... 548 00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,554 Wow, two ideas that don't make any sense. 549 00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:19,680 If it was arsenic, they'd be puking and pooping. 550 00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:22,725 And conversations with moralizing strangers 551 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,955 do not make people change their behavior. 552 00:29:31,169 --> 00:29:33,467 Rachel is not gonna do that more than once. 553 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,669 Whipple's could affect the brain, kidneys, heart. 554 00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:40,335 Not without GI involvement. 555 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,673 Why is it impossible to believe 556 00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:44,146 I made a compelling argument and he... 557 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:46,410 If he changed, it's because something 558 00:29:46,484 --> 00:29:48,748 besides you made that argument compelling. 559 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:53,055 Compromised kidneys secondary to bladder issues points to botulism toxin, 560 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:54,182 which lives in soil. 561 00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:55,953 Got into the kid's bloodstream 562 00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:57,392 through the cut on his forehead, 563 00:29:57,495 --> 00:29:58,587 got into the drill instructor's 564 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,221 through some abrasions on his feet. 565 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:05,864 Good idea. Give them both the antitoxin. 566 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:15,905 I saw my chance to get out of here. I had to take it. 567 00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,710 Don't make excuses. You tried to steal from me. 568 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,011 All these kids are manipulators. 569 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:21,676 You can't let your guard down. 570 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,414 What do you mean "all these kids"? 571 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,148 Don't lump me in with the losers at that camp. 572 00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:28,090 Seems like you belong there. It may be your only chance. 573 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:31,219 Look, I've screwed up but I've never been in trouble with the law. 574 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,230 You said you were in for shoplifting. 575 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,527 The store owner caught me trying to boost some chips and stuff, 576 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,531 called my DCS caseworker. 577 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,863 I thought all the kids were there under court order. 578 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:43,498 That's usually how it works. 579 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,236 So why is he different? 580 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,182 Why would I take a naked picture of you? 581 00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:57,085 You're cute, but you're not that cute. Now please, go. 582 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,349 You're the only one left. You're pissed off. 583 00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:00,891 I'm pissed off because you're in my apartment, 584 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,620 and my boyfriend might be here any minute. 585 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:05,088 Boyfriend. 586 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:07,690 The last thing I want to do is publicize that I cheated on him, 587 00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:08,891 so why would I prank you? 588 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:11,595 And where was this boyfriend at the wedding? 589 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,330 Out of town. 590 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,462 Conveniently. 591 00:31:17,308 --> 00:31:19,538 It's from my sister's birthday last month. 592 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:23,206 And before you suggest he's my brother, note how I'm kissing him. 593 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:25,875 You used me, I used you. It was a mistake. 594 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,713 Now I just want to forget about it. 595 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,287 I just got off the phone with Landon's DCS caseworker. 596 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:41,263 You were right. I'm not what made my argument compelling. 597 00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:52,639 Where are we going? 598 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:56,180 To give your bladder an antibiotic wash to protect against infection. 599 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,585 Who are you? 600 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,251 I'm Dr. House. 601 00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:13,493 And that boy is the spitting image of his mother. 602 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,564 Of course I've never seen her. 603 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:19,330 But his care worker told my lackey 604 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:21,763 that you paid his enrolment fee at the camp. 605 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,709 Now that could mean that you're a family friend, 606 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,836 but then why hide it? 607 00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:31,546 The only person who'd want to hide it 608 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:37,044 is his deadbeat dad who's decided not to be a deadbeat anymore. 609 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,360 Please don't tell him. 610 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:54,338 We spend days looking for a link between them. 611 00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:56,737 He doesn't tell us the kid is his son. 612 00:32:56,874 --> 00:32:58,865 We were looking for exposures. 613 00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:00,570 He didn't think it was medically relevant. 614 00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,669 Soon he won't have to worry about his kid finding out. 615 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:05,580 Being dead makes keeping secrets much easier. 616 00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:07,742 Neither one is responding to botulism treatment. 617 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:09,251 And the boy started having seizures. 618 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:10,946 And Driscoll might have been right that 619 00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:12,614 their biological relationship doesn't matter. 620 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,715 Genetic illness emerges when people are the same age, 621 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,088 not during the same week. 622 00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:17,320 Unless there's a trigger. 623 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,929 Genetic conditions can be set off by things in the surroundings, 624 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:22,226 and these two obviously have shared surroundings. 625 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:24,358 That's a relatively rare phenomenon, 626 00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,697 which is our specialty, I know. 627 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:29,103 Our patients are related. That can't be a coincidence. 628 00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,002 I just had an idea. 629 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,348 Relevant to our case? 630 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,440 No. Sit. 631 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:44,747 Wegener's can be brought on by exposure to heavy metals. 632 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:45,880 You see anything at the camp? 633 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,393 Near the isolation hut, there were some old generator batteries. 634 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,893 Could've leaked into the soil. 635 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:53,954 Seems like someone else at the camp would've had lead poisoning. 636 00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:55,191 You got anything better? 637 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,197 Treat with cyclophospamide. 638 00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,132 Go find your bliss. 639 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,939 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a play date. 640 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:19,715 Why didn't you step forward when his mom died? 641 00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:23,892 I found out she'd passed months later. 642 00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:29,456 By then, Landon was already in the foster system. 643 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:35,335 I was figuring out a way to approach him when he got into trouble, 644 00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:38,066 so I brought him to the camp. 645 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:40,841 You need to tell him. 646 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,972 I can't. Not now. 647 00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:47,413 If I die, the only thing I'll ever be to him 648 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,919 is the hard-ass who made him run obstacle courses. 649 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:55,291 You apologized to me for something done in a psychotic state, 650 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,293 but you won't own up to being his father. 651 00:34:58,196 --> 00:35:01,791 What happened to actions have consequences, a man accepts them? 652 00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:04,232 I'm in his life, and I am working 653 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:06,270 to get him on the right path. 654 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:10,263 He doesn't need a drill instructor. 655 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,801 He needs a dad. 656 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,344 It's so sweet of you, coming to this. 657 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,479 Just trying to be supportive. 658 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:27,956 I heard that's what boyfriends do. 659 00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:33,186 Hi, honey. Hi. Did you have fun? 660 00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:34,959 Yeah? 661 00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:41,171 Rachel had a great time, played with everything. 662 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,139 She's a very clever girl. 663 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,373 I'm sorry to ask this, 664 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:51,745 but we've had some problems with parents coaching kids. 665 00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:54,413 Rachel caught on to our toys unusually quickly, 666 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,716 and she even knew the game was called Feed the Monkey. 667 00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:02,353 Well, as eager as I am to have her go here, 668 00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:04,326 I promise you, I would never do that. 669 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:10,162 Hey, Rachel, have you ever played Feed the Monkey before? 670 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:15,703 No, Mama. 671 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,407 She seems so dumb. 672 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:28,478 But when the pressure was on, she knew what had to be done and she did it. 673 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:31,079 You're pumped because your kid lied? 674 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,317 She's not my kid. She's a pain in the ass. 675 00:36:35,426 --> 00:36:38,691 And she's a better liar than you are. 676 00:36:39,063 --> 00:36:42,157 You didn't cut your leg getting into your truck. 677 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,098 The abrasion has dirt and gravel in it, 678 00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:46,868 A bit of fertilizer, too. 679 00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:49,399 I tripped in my greenhouse. 680 00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:51,168 Growing my own organic veggies. 681 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,403 Didn't ask, not gonna tell. 682 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,207 She didn't hesitate. She didn't oversell. 683 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:02,418 Took me years to learn how to lie like that. Rachel has it on instinct. 684 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,545 Sounds like you're real fond of that kid. 685 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:08,048 You're really not good with nuance, are you? 686 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:09,956 I admire her talent. 687 00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:12,691 I'm just gonna numb you up. 688 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:20,369 I gotta go. 689 00:37:26,143 --> 00:37:28,737 Latest kidney function test shows no improvement. 690 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,881 Nice stitches. Did they hurt? 691 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:33,981 No, they gave me a shot of something. 692 00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:35,975 That was lidocaine. 693 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,921 It triggered an underlying genetic condition called variegate porphyria. 694 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,753 That would explain their symptoms. 695 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:44,594 But I didn't have any lidocaine. 696 00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:46,357 But you had a handful of antihistamines, 697 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,421 courtesy of the deviant in the next bed. 698 00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:50,591 It's also a porphyria trigger. 699 00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:55,136 Wait. So we have the same genetic thing? 700 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:58,400 Yeah. Small world. 701 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:03,305 - This is good news. - We can manage the condition with haematin. 702 00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:05,575 Liver transplant could cure it. 703 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,915 Sometimes two patients share one donated liver. 704 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,657 Would that work for us? 705 00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:18,387 Possibly. 706 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,226 We'd have to test your blood, tissue type, if they match. 707 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,493 Why would they? 708 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,329 Just because we have the same thing making us sick... 709 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,732 Also... 710 00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,405 I'm your father. 711 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:46,021 I don't believe you. 712 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:50,025 What, you don't think a white guy can be a bad father? 713 00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:51,754 Happy to check your DNA, 714 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,263 but do you really think he'd say he's your dad if he isn't? 715 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,357 It's not like you're a catch. 716 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:07,975 You're evil. 717 00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:14,216 Barely recognize you with your clothes on. 718 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,988 You were at the wedding with your sister. 719 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,490 Shared a room with her, too. 720 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:25,727 I came by to change my shoes and found you in my bathroom. 721 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:28,196 Took you long enough to find me. 722 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,790 Because when someone starts pranking you, the logical suspect 723 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,426 is the overly protective sister 724 00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:33,834 of a woman you slept with once. 725 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,570 This has nothing to do with my sister. 726 00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:38,198 Then what does it have to do with? 727 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:44,880 If you really have no clue, then you so deserved this. 728 00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:48,713 All that creativity and energy you put into pranking me, 729 00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:50,886 seems like you were trying to make a point. 730 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:53,752 You really don't want to tell me what it was? 731 00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:58,025 You're a really big fan of John Hughes movies. 732 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:01,360 You inexplicably prefer Some Kind of Wonderful to Sixteen Candles 733 00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:03,093 though that's probably because... 734 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,226 Mary Stuart Masterson looked hot in those leather gloves. 735 00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:10,232 We talked at the reception. That's why you hate me? 736 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,507 It was fun. It was great. 737 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:16,171 Until I mentioned that I don't sleep with guys on the first date, 738 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:20,411 and then you said you had to go to the bathroom and you never came back. 739 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,710 Actions have consequences. 740 00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:27,519 Do you take vengeance on every guy who acts like an ass? 741 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:28,956 Could be a full-time job. 742 00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:33,521 When we were talking, you seemed like a nice guy. 743 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:37,958 So either you're a great actor or you're a nice guy who lost his way. 744 00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:39,194 Whatever the reasons, 745 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:42,899 a little negative reinforcement seemed to be warranted. 746 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:47,972 Oh, currently your password is "great big ho." 747 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:50,937 Change it back to anything but "password." 748 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:54,381 I'm sorry. 749 00:40:57,221 --> 00:41:00,122 Let me prove it to you by taking you out for dinner, 750 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,153 followed by not sleeping with you. 751 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:07,890 I'm serious. 752 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,995 Not on your life. 753 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:36,816 We need to talk. 754 00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:39,691 Nothing to say. 755 00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:45,162 Okay. 756 00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:48,799 I'll wait till you're ready. 757 00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:56,970 You're my son. 758 00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:02,042 I'm not going anywhere. 759 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:23,230 - Wait a minute. - What is that? 760 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,671 A doggie. What does it say? 761 00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:27,367 That's right. 762 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,514 Waldenwood called. 763 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,679 They love Rachel but they have no room. 764 00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:40,214 Something about more siblings than usual. We should apply next year. 765 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:47,622 She's a smart kid. She'll be fine. 766 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,065 You mean that? 767 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:54,470 Yeah, I do.