1 00:00:01,193 --> 00:00:02,820 Previously on "Veronica Mars"... 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:04,071 Why does she hate me? 3 00:00:04,154 --> 00:00:06,990 She'd hate anyone she thought Duncan might love as much as her. 4 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:10,077 Friendly advice? Watch her. She'll break the two of you up if she can. 5 00:00:10,202 --> 00:00:12,621 Duncan Kane. He used to be my boyfriend. 6 00:00:12,704 --> 00:00:15,207 It's been a year since my best friend, Lilly Kane, was murdered. 7 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,501 That's my girlfriend. Your friend. Duncan's sister. 8 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,586 I think we could be more patient, Jake. 9 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:21,463 We all lost Lilly and we all miss her. 10 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:23,882 But that doesn't mean we stop living our lives. 11 00:00:23,966 --> 00:00:26,176 The truth is gonna come out. It doesn't add up. 12 00:00:26,301 --> 00:00:27,678 You know that deep down inside. 13 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,138 - Flat? - Just as God made me. 14 00:00:29,221 --> 00:00:31,431 - You need some help? I'm Troy. - I'm Veronica. 15 00:00:40,482 --> 00:00:42,818 Okay. I'm... 16 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,779 - I'm really leaving now. - Okay. 17 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:49,283 - Seriously. - See you. 18 00:00:50,742 --> 00:00:53,036 Okay. Good night, all right? No more. 19 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,371 Good night. 20 00:00:56,373 --> 00:01:01,086 You know, if we were the type of people who attended school functions... 21 00:01:02,171 --> 00:01:05,340 ...this would probably be the time I'd ask you to homecoming dance. 22 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:14,141 Boy. 23 00:01:18,604 --> 00:01:20,939 So, what did you think of him? 24 00:01:22,191 --> 00:01:23,650 Oh, hey. You're home early. 25 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:27,112 Hey. Did you run his license plate or did you get fingerprints? 26 00:01:27,237 --> 00:01:30,073 - I'm sorry, honey, what? - You know you're not fooling me. 27 00:01:30,949 --> 00:01:32,284 Okay. 28 00:01:34,786 --> 00:01:37,247 Veronica, I have no idea what you're talking about. 29 00:01:41,043 --> 00:01:43,295 Oh, hey. I forgot to tell you. 30 00:01:43,754 --> 00:01:46,757 If he's gonna be kissing my daughter for eight and a half minutes, 31 00:01:46,882 --> 00:01:48,091 I'll need to meet him. 32 00:01:48,217 --> 00:01:49,635 Sweet dreams, honey. 33 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:51,970 Is that really necessary? 34 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:54,473 He's taking up a lot of daddy-daughter time. 35 00:01:54,598 --> 00:01:56,016 I hardly get to see you. 36 00:01:56,141 --> 00:01:58,143 - I see you constantly. - Oh, sure. 37 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:00,979 You see me, but we don't do anything. 38 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:24,920 You bought your homecoming dress without me? 39 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:26,213 What? 40 00:02:26,338 --> 00:02:30,300 Why do you insist on suppressing your hotness? 41 00:02:30,425 --> 00:02:33,679 The world is ready for you, Veronica Mars. You don't have to blend in. 42 00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:35,305 I'm not trying to blend in. 43 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:39,059 I mean, none of this reflects your personality at all. 44 00:02:39,434 --> 00:02:44,273 Why do you even have this? You are not a yellow cotton dress. 45 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:45,774 What am I? 46 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:49,861 You're like... You're... You're red satin. 47 00:02:49,987 --> 00:02:53,240 You are strapless red satin. Look at this. 48 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,660 But there's no time for red satin, Lilly. The dance is tomorrow. 49 00:02:56,785 --> 00:03:01,373 Oh, God. Wait a minute. You know that we're really not going to the dance, right? 50 00:03:01,498 --> 00:03:03,083 Wait, what are you talking about? 51 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:07,504 The dance is just a lame excuse for a new dress and a limo party. 52 00:03:07,629 --> 00:03:10,966 Logan has got all the refreshments taken care of, so it's gonna be amazing. 53 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:12,509 No, I can't do that. 54 00:03:12,634 --> 00:03:15,637 You know my dad. He will find out, and I'll get crushed. 55 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:18,557 - You'll get grounded. - Severely. 56 00:03:18,682 --> 00:03:20,726 Whoop-dee-freaking-doo, Veronica. 57 00:03:20,892 --> 00:03:23,353 I mean, grounding lasts, what, a week? 58 00:03:23,478 --> 00:03:28,233 You are gonna remember this fun we have for the rest of your life. 59 00:03:28,358 --> 00:03:30,068 Trust me. 60 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,493 Let me help you with that. 61 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,871 You have to let me do something, Wallace. 62 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:48,003 Okay, that was the pile you just got finished alphabetizing, wasn't it? 63 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,796 Actually, it was two piles. 64 00:03:49,921 --> 00:03:53,050 Could I be a bigger spaz? Seriously. 65 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,136 Yes, you could have knocked over three piles. 66 00:03:56,261 --> 00:03:57,846 I'm so sorry. 67 00:03:57,929 --> 00:04:00,932 You would've been out of here two hours ago if it wasn't for me. 68 00:04:01,266 --> 00:04:04,186 - Really not a problem. - Okay, you can stop being nice. 69 00:04:04,269 --> 00:04:06,813 - I know I ruined your whole night. - Georgia. 70 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:10,150 Trust me. You haven't. 71 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,199 I think I did something really stupid. 72 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,872 See, I got this e-mail. 73 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:27,417 This guy, Karl, is super rich, a trust-fund kid. 74 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:30,128 I guess he has a gambling problem and got into trouble... 75 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:33,215 ...so he sent the e-mail to a friend asking for help. 76 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:36,259 Overflowing toilets. Use the faculty restroom. 77 00:04:38,929 --> 00:04:41,807 Okay, first of all, a trust-fund kid doesn't send a message... 78 00:04:41,932 --> 00:04:44,851 ...from grrrantastic-tech.com domain. 79 00:04:44,976 --> 00:04:46,436 That's pure nerd. 80 00:04:46,561 --> 00:04:50,065 "Hey, I know we've not been in contact for a while, but I'm hoping you can help." 81 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,317 He was offering a 200-percent interest. 82 00:04:52,442 --> 00:04:54,653 I only had to loan him the money for two weeks... 83 00:04:54,778 --> 00:04:57,239 ...until his 21st birthday, when he gets his trust fund. 84 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:59,408 So you told him you'd front him the cash. 85 00:04:59,491 --> 00:05:03,161 Yeah, and everything would've been fine if he paid me two weeks ago. 86 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,831 Everything's going to be fine. Okay, Georgia? 87 00:05:06,164 --> 00:05:08,583 - We'll get him. - Will we, now? 88 00:05:11,795 --> 00:05:13,797 Hi, Karl, it's Amber. 89 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,508 I got an e-mail from you, I guess by mistake... 90 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:21,221 ...but I think I can help you. Give me a call. 555-0196. 91 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,933 And I'm late for Bio again. 92 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,936 Ten percent of whatever I recover. 93 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,816 Hi, you've reached Amber. Leave me a message. 94 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:34,651 Thank you. 95 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,865 Did I tell you? 96 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,943 Last day to buy homecoming tickets. 97 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:20,572 No homecoming tickets for the dance will be sold after that time. 98 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,908 Kicking off the homecoming festivities: 99 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:26,286 The dedication of the Lilly Kane Memorial Fountain. 100 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:29,456 The Kane family would like to invite all students and faculty... 101 00:06:29,581 --> 00:06:31,917 ...to attend the tribute and celebrate the memory... 102 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:34,878 ...of one of Neptune High's most beloved students. 103 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,172 And in other news... 104 00:06:39,341 --> 00:06:43,303 You and me, Thursday night. I'm thinking mini golf. 105 00:06:43,512 --> 00:06:45,138 It's what all the kids are doing. 106 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,643 But you don't golf. 107 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,811 My dad wants to meet you. 108 00:06:51,937 --> 00:06:54,022 That's cool. I'll pick you up at the door. 109 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,691 I can't do the "beep and wave," but that's no problem. 110 00:06:56,775 --> 00:06:58,985 My dad's a little intense. 111 00:06:59,069 --> 00:07:01,780 Don't worry. I give good parent. 112 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:07,118 And just so I can make the appropriate arrangements... 113 00:07:08,912 --> 00:07:10,831 ...homecoming is a go, right? 114 00:07:10,956 --> 00:07:12,749 This should make me happy... 115 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:15,752 Yeah. Yeah. It'll be fun. 116 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:24,219 The big dance being a staple of every high school girl's fantasy. 117 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,055 I've already lived the dream. 118 00:07:27,222 --> 00:07:29,891 Everything else seems like a cheap reminder. 119 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:33,228 Lilly, dear, everyone is waiting. 120 00:07:33,812 --> 00:07:36,565 What is she doing? How long does it take to put on a dress? 121 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:40,527 Honey, you know your sister. It's not an entrance if she's on time. 122 00:07:40,777 --> 00:07:42,612 Maybe you should go and help her. 123 00:07:44,281 --> 00:07:46,283 I think she's got it covered. 124 00:07:51,413 --> 00:07:54,958 I believe Keanu Reeves said it best when he said: 125 00:07:55,429 --> 00:07:57,085 Whoa! 126 00:07:57,919 --> 00:08:02,215 All right, let's make with the pictures before the glitter rubs off. 127 00:08:02,299 --> 00:08:03,883 Okay. 128 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:07,554 - Would you...? Please? - Oh, yeah, of course. 129 00:08:07,679 --> 00:08:10,599 - Okay. - You all look very nice. 130 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,100 Lilly, could you...? 131 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:14,853 All right. 132 00:08:14,978 --> 00:08:18,315 I'm only young once. How many braless years do I have left? 133 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,538 All right. Let's go. 134 00:08:33,663 --> 00:08:35,665 - Be careful. - Be safe out there. 135 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,378 Ladies and gentlemen, Veronica Mars. 136 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:44,758 I've talked to that girl more today than I have in the past four months combined. 137 00:08:44,883 --> 00:08:48,136 - Her pain is your pleasure? - Hey, hey, I'm the cavalry. 138 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,388 I get to save the day. 139 00:08:51,222 --> 00:08:53,892 We are gonna save the day, right? 140 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:56,645 Hello? 141 00:08:57,062 --> 00:08:58,855 Oh, yeah, this is Amber. 142 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,649 Oh, my God, hi. 143 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:03,234 Of course I can meet you today. What time? 144 00:09:04,861 --> 00:09:06,321 What are you doing? 145 00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:12,160 My mother thought it'd be nice to have a video tribute of Lilly for the dedication. 146 00:09:12,327 --> 00:09:14,746 - What, she wanted you to do it? - No, my dad did. 147 00:09:15,872 --> 00:09:17,624 He wanted someone who knew her. 148 00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:21,836 You want me to do it, man? 149 00:09:22,587 --> 00:09:25,965 You know I'm awesome at that stuff. Come on, let me do it. I wanna do it. 150 00:09:27,592 --> 00:09:29,302 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 151 00:09:34,015 --> 00:09:35,475 Is that him? 152 00:09:36,351 --> 00:09:38,019 I don't think so. 153 00:09:43,608 --> 00:09:45,819 - Amber? - Karl? 154 00:09:46,111 --> 00:09:47,570 That's me. 155 00:09:47,779 --> 00:09:51,908 You must think I'm the biggest loser, sending my friends e-mails begging for money. 156 00:09:52,075 --> 00:09:55,745 - I don't know when this became my life. - Well, gambling is an addiction. 157 00:09:55,870 --> 00:10:00,125 You know, it is, Amber. Thank you for understanding. 158 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,711 You're saving my life, literally. 159 00:10:04,629 --> 00:10:06,214 That's not him. 160 00:10:06,798 --> 00:10:09,300 But I think Karl had on the same outfit. 161 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:11,970 He even had the same ugly backpack. 162 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:15,306 - Stay right here. - Be careful, Wallace. 163 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,649 So just so that we're clear... 164 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:29,154 ...the deal is, I give you $3000 this week, and you give me $6000 next week? 165 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:32,699 On my 21st birthday. That's the day my trust fund is unlocked. 166 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:34,909 So who do I make the check out to? 167 00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:37,954 I'm sorry. Didn't I tell you it had to be in cash? 168 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,081 - Did you? - Remember? 169 00:10:40,165 --> 00:10:43,501 I can't deposit anything at the bank because all my accounts are frozen... 170 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,671 - ...until my birthday. - Okay, I'll... 171 00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:49,215 It must be the hair. Blond. 172 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,552 Should we meet back here tomorrow? 173 00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:55,513 - Tomorrow. Same time? - Perfect. 174 00:10:57,766 --> 00:10:59,100 Karl... 175 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,019 ...I can trust you, right? 176 00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:04,606 You can trust me, Amber. Hand to God. 177 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:30,256 And where do con men go when they're done conning for the day? 178 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,258 To a funky bohemian theater... 179 00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:36,012 ...for an avant-garde staging of a Beckett play, naturally. 180 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,032 You've gotta be kidding me. 181 00:11:59,744 --> 00:12:01,955 - Hey, Tino. - Mikey. Thank you. 182 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,707 Hey, Jimmy, you were great. 183 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,544 - Hi. - How are you? 184 00:12:07,669 --> 00:12:09,003 Good, how are you? 185 00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:10,880 Listen. I'll catch you guys later. 186 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:13,049 - Hey, man, nice job. - Hey. Thanks, man. 187 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,179 What are you doing here? 188 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,223 I'm a huge Beckett fan. 189 00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,936 - Hand to God. - Wait a minute. 190 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:26,729 This is part of the show, right? 191 00:12:26,855 --> 00:12:30,275 You're not gonna get me like that. T! Liam! 192 00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:32,986 You guys can come out. I ain't buying it. 193 00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:37,115 So is this part of the same episode, or am I getting paid again? 194 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:40,285 - What are you talking about? - Duped. 195 00:12:41,578 --> 00:12:44,998 - You're telling me that Duped is a show? - I thought you were a part of this. 196 00:12:45,123 --> 00:12:48,710 It's a reality show where people get duped into doing things... 197 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,629 - ...like giving a stranger their car or money. - There were no cameras. 198 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:55,091 You're not supposed to see them. That's the whole point, right? 199 00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:57,427 There's no show, Jimmy. 200 00:12:57,969 --> 00:13:01,097 What are you talking about, "There's no show"? I auditioned. I got cast. 201 00:13:01,222 --> 00:13:04,726 It's a scam. My friend Georgia was duped about two weeks ago... 202 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,770 ...out of $6000 by some other trust-fund Karl. 203 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,398 No. 204 00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:13,902 How did you find out about this? 205 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,571 There was an ad in Back Stage West. 206 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,782 Open call, but, you know, I'm between agents right now. 207 00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:21,868 They just called to tell me I got the job. 208 00:13:21,993 --> 00:13:23,995 Do you still have the number on your cell phone? 209 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:28,791 Wait. You're telling me there's no show? For real? This isn't a dupe? 210 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,258 There it is. 211 00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:40,887 Hey! What about my SAG points? 212 00:13:41,012 --> 00:13:44,474 A payphone that doesn't accept incoming calls. Shocker. 213 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:48,561 From a place called Gameland? I guess it's a cybercafé, but I'll check it out. 214 00:13:48,686 --> 00:13:51,272 No, it's not a cybercafé. It's a gaming club. 215 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:54,525 It's, like, a bunch of computer nerds trying to blow each other up. 216 00:13:54,651 --> 00:13:57,111 Only girls they see in there are Japanimated. 217 00:13:57,278 --> 00:13:59,822 So you're not gonna really blend. 218 00:14:01,115 --> 00:14:02,825 So I won't blend. 219 00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:28,309 Thanks. 220 00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:50,248 - I have one word: Ownage. - Like I care. 221 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,334 I just fragged you. 222 00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:58,172 And I just fragged you again. 223 00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:07,140 Can you watch my stuff? 224 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,559 Yeah. 225 00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:29,162 Grrrantula, a gamer? E-mail from Grrrantastic-tech. 226 00:15:29,746 --> 00:15:32,248 A coincidence? I think not. 227 00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,208 Gamegirl. 228 00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:56,064 Now let's see if I can't get Grrrantula's attention. 229 00:16:08,993 --> 00:16:10,995 Stop killing your own team. 230 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,707 Hey, cut the crap. 231 00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:22,006 Come on, loser, show yourself. 232 00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:24,550 Hey, I'm on your team, lamer. 233 00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:30,473 Wow, I'm really bad at this. 234 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,769 Ownage! 235 00:16:35,269 --> 00:16:38,022 Hey, it's not ownage! I'm on your team! 236 00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:46,614 Devlin. 237 00:16:48,866 --> 00:16:51,911 - What was the first name? - Here, it'll be faster. 238 00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:02,130 It was hiding under the Qs. 239 00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:08,803 Grant's ID indicated he was living in Lannigan Hall at San Diego State... 240 00:17:09,053 --> 00:17:13,099 ...a university known for liberal arts, its picturesque campus... 241 00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:15,226 ...and its parties. 242 00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:20,022 It's not going to work. 243 00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:24,402 You can't take the cool out of me. 244 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:27,655 Look, pocket protector, and I'm still full of pimp juice. 245 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,200 Shouldn't you be a little bit more somber for your poor scammed girlfriend? 246 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,745 You know she's not my girlfriend, so why are you trying to play it like that? 247 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:37,707 - Like what? - Like you wanna have this conversation... 248 00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:40,293 ...about whether I like her or whatever... 249 00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:43,713 ...like we just got out of cheerleading practice. Guys don't do that. 250 00:17:43,838 --> 00:17:45,214 Okay. 251 00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:50,011 If a guy likes someone, he just likes them. 252 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,389 He doesn't need to have a five-hour talk about it. 253 00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:56,184 So you like her, we're just not talking about it? 254 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,643 Yes. 255 00:17:58,436 --> 00:18:01,063 - Do you like her a lot? - Yes, I like her a lot. 256 00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:04,859 Yes, I go two floors out of my way between classes so I can see her. 257 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:09,989 Yes, I volunteered to reorganize an entire filing system of attendance crap... 258 00:18:10,114 --> 00:18:12,241 ...just so I could be in the same room with her. 259 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,619 - You happy? - I still think you're a badass. 260 00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,204 And I am. 261 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,915 And nobody's gonna buy me as a nerd. 262 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,542 You've been bought. I called the resident advisor... 263 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,003 ...and told him you were a prospective freshman. 264 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,713 And they believed you because...? 265 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,091 Because I do a surprisingly convincing admissions assistant. 266 00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:32,803 But tonight, you lucky boy, I'm all nerd hag. 267 00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:37,850 Okay, let's get this party started, because I am hungry for gratitude. 268 00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:56,118 Okay, it's my turn. Logan. 269 00:18:56,244 --> 00:18:57,578 Truth. 270 00:18:57,954 --> 00:19:00,414 What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her? 271 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,999 I don't know. I thought she was hot. 272 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,502 I was 12 when you moved here. 273 00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:07,338 Like you weren't working it in your shorts and knee socks. 274 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:09,090 That was my soccer uniform! 275 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,467 Whatever! It totally worked! 276 00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:14,262 Okay, Lilly. 277 00:19:14,428 --> 00:19:16,305 - Dare. - Shocker. 278 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,849 Okay, kiss someone in this limo. 279 00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:21,018 Come on, man. 280 00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:24,063 Come on. 281 00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:27,608 Here we go. 282 00:19:33,447 --> 00:19:36,534 - Oh, no. - A little girl-on-girl action! 283 00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:39,287 Dude, that's my sister and my girlfriend. 284 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,248 Yeah, dude, like that one's not in the rotation. 285 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,460 Dude, this is my dad's tux. 286 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,046 I didn't know, man. Here! 287 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:51,591 - You're so dead! - I got you, baby! 288 00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:54,093 - Come on, baby! - I got you. Oh, my God! 289 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,599 - Our boyfriends are all class. - Yeah. 290 00:20:00,016 --> 00:20:04,020 Tick, tock. Very cute girl in need of our help right now. 291 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:19,243 Yeah, so we're pretty chill around here. 292 00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:22,663 I mean, there's rules and stuff, but it's mostly like... 293 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,375 ..."Don't light stuff on fire, don't get caught with drugs," you know. 294 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,793 Cool. 295 00:20:27,918 --> 00:20:30,087 Hey, I think I know that guy. 296 00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:34,091 Grant? Yeah, he's pretty famous around here. 297 00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:36,385 He's, like, a genius or something. 298 00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:39,722 Him and that bouncer-looking dude over there. 299 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,727 They call them the Silicon Mafia. 300 00:20:45,102 --> 00:20:48,522 Basically, around here, these guys are legend. 301 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:52,360 This dude got caught looking at Grant's laptop screen. 302 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,904 The next day he was put on academic probation... 303 00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:58,324 ...because his GPA dropped from a 3.8 to a 1.5. 304 00:20:58,449 --> 00:21:00,576 Overnight on the university computer system. 305 00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:03,954 And they have a security system. Like, with laser beams. 306 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,873 I think they're building robots or something. 307 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,627 I felt the wall in the dorm next to theirs, and it was way hot. 308 00:21:09,794 --> 00:21:12,546 Do you know how many grow lights they probably have? 309 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,883 The walls are so hot because of a million-dollar bank of computers. 310 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,469 That they bought with their weed money. 311 00:21:21,263 --> 00:21:24,433 Is it okay for people to be shooting Roman candles down the stairways? 312 00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:27,269 Man. You know? 313 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:39,073 - So, what do you plan on majoring in? - Math? 314 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,741 Math? Wow. 315 00:21:41,117 --> 00:21:42,535 So, what are you into? 316 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:45,287 Chaos theory, PDEs, adjoint methods? What's your thing? 317 00:21:45,454 --> 00:21:49,542 I'm pretty interested in adjoint methods. Right now. 318 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,502 For error estimation or duality? 319 00:21:51,961 --> 00:21:56,090 I know this is gonna sound kind of weird, but I'm interested in both. 320 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,634 - Yeah. - Yeah. 321 00:22:20,531 --> 00:22:22,950 Poincaré Conjecture or Fermat's Last Theorem. 322 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:26,036 Which better defines geometry of three-dimensional space? 323 00:22:33,335 --> 00:22:35,421 What the hell are you doing? 324 00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:41,802 They told me this was Sri Lanka. I wanted a coconut toddy. 325 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,263 - What the hell's going on? - We had an intruder. 326 00:22:44,388 --> 00:22:45,931 How'd you open the door? 327 00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:49,769 - I don't know. I just opened it. - That's impossible. It's always locked. 328 00:22:50,144 --> 00:22:51,312 Grant? 329 00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:56,275 And the real way the Silicon Mafia finances their empire becomes clear. 330 00:22:57,067 --> 00:23:00,404 - Hey. - I don't feel so good, Papa Bear. 331 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:13,042 - "Papa Bear"? - Never happened. 332 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,214 My first college party. 333 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,675 Drinking pina coladas with a dude and talking about math. 334 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,094 They've gotta be hiding something big in that dorm room... 335 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,013 ...to have that much security. 336 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,474 An alarm that sends a message to your cell phone? 337 00:23:28,599 --> 00:23:30,476 What's wrong with a dead bolt? 338 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:38,025 Wow, you've got it bad. 339 00:23:38,609 --> 00:23:40,903 Nothing bad about this, my friend. 340 00:23:48,911 --> 00:23:52,456 Mom, if you don't put that camera down, I won't go out there. 341 00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:15,479 What part of my ignoring you makes you think you're welcome? 342 00:24:15,604 --> 00:24:17,189 What are you doing? 343 00:24:17,982 --> 00:24:22,486 Assembling the world's most boring memorial video. 344 00:24:24,655 --> 00:24:26,115 Ballet... 345 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,159 ...choir recital, debutante crap... 346 00:24:29,493 --> 00:24:31,203 ...Girl Scouts. 347 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,874 Memories both misty and watercolored. 348 00:24:39,628 --> 00:24:42,006 It's Lilly as a long-distance commercial. 349 00:24:42,256 --> 00:24:44,258 Well, it isn't really about Lilly, is it? 350 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,178 God, this would piss her off. 351 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:52,182 Come on, Veronica, it's your turn. Do not lame out. 352 00:24:52,308 --> 00:24:54,310 Okay, okay, okay. 353 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,562 I've never... 354 00:24:58,188 --> 00:25:01,066 - ...gone skinny-dipping. - What? 355 00:25:01,442 --> 00:25:03,235 That is just unacceptable. 356 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:06,280 We're gonna have to do something about that, Veronica Mars. 357 00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:08,365 Okay. All right. 358 00:25:08,449 --> 00:25:11,869 I've never taken matters into my own hand... 359 00:25:11,994 --> 00:25:15,456 ...in the boys' locker room after watching cheerleader tryouts. 360 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:18,042 Dude, you are so dead. 361 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,085 Very pervy, Duncan. 362 00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,463 - I'm a little impressed. - You must drink, comrade. 363 00:25:22,546 --> 00:25:25,049 Tell me that was before we started dating. 364 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,510 Of course. I've never... 365 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:33,515 I've never seen my parents having sex. 366 00:25:35,643 --> 00:25:38,187 - No way. No way. - Yeah, I went into their room... 367 00:25:38,312 --> 00:25:39,939 - ...to borrow Mom's sweater. - Shut up. 368 00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:42,441 - Mom was on top of Dad. Hold on! - I don't wanna see! 369 00:25:42,566 --> 00:25:44,818 She was like this. Watch. She was like this, she was: 370 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:53,369 Lilly, that is so wrong. 371 00:25:53,494 --> 00:25:56,330 I think Dad probably thought so too. 372 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:58,666 I've got one. I... 373 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:03,295 I have never not had sex. 374 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:09,093 - Wait. What does that even mean? - That means drink if you are a virgin. 375 00:26:15,557 --> 00:26:17,184 What the hell. 376 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:21,772 - Wow, Duncan. I'm shocked. - You are so cool. 377 00:26:21,897 --> 00:26:25,234 - Oh, so cool. - Sweet. 378 00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:29,279 "I love you. I love you." 379 00:26:29,697 --> 00:26:31,031 Oh, yeah. 380 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,826 You're my girlfriend. 381 00:26:47,423 --> 00:26:50,426 I don't think this really constitutes quality time. 382 00:26:50,551 --> 00:26:52,428 I've never loved you more. 383 00:26:53,429 --> 00:26:56,348 It's a good cause. These guys ripped off a friend at school. 384 00:26:56,682 --> 00:26:59,810 And there's a World's Greatest Dad trophy in your future. 385 00:27:02,104 --> 00:27:04,273 We were flying over with heat-seeking scanners... 386 00:27:04,398 --> 00:27:07,067 ...came across some high-intensity discharge lamps. 387 00:27:07,484 --> 00:27:10,404 Looks like someone's cultivating a little Mary J. 388 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,783 Mind if I come in? 389 00:27:18,078 --> 00:27:20,247 - What's going on? - What's your name, son? 390 00:27:20,789 --> 00:27:22,166 Grant... 391 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,418 ...Winters. 392 00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:27,588 - Any drugs on the premises, Mr. Winters? - Caffeine. 393 00:27:29,465 --> 00:27:31,967 - No, sir. - You sure about that? 394 00:27:32,342 --> 00:27:34,636 Plants, seeds... 395 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,848 - ...any cannabis seedlings of any kind? - No. 396 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,559 Look, we don't have any drugs, okay? 397 00:27:40,684 --> 00:27:43,270 And don't you need, like, a warrant or something? 398 00:27:43,854 --> 00:27:46,648 What do I need a warrant for? There's nothing here. 399 00:27:46,774 --> 00:27:48,233 Come on. 400 00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:56,617 - Why did you let him in? - You're the one who let him in! 401 00:27:56,784 --> 00:27:59,912 Wasn't the alarm on? It's supposed to be on even when we're here. 402 00:28:01,644 --> 00:28:04,416 - I'm heading to the snack bar. - Set the alarm. 403 00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:30,776 Yeah? 404 00:28:32,194 --> 00:28:33,737 Oh, my God. 405 00:28:34,071 --> 00:28:35,697 I'll be right there. 406 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:41,078 So Veronica tells me... 407 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:44,206 Well, actually, she hasn't told me anything about you. 408 00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:47,584 - I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. - Neither do I. 409 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,590 If you have questions or you want a list of references or anything... 410 00:28:53,924 --> 00:28:56,556 - You're going to the homecoming dance? - Yes, sir, if that's okay. 411 00:28:56,627 --> 00:28:59,471 Of course. And after the dance? 412 00:28:59,763 --> 00:29:03,100 Well, I think that Veronica said that she had to be right home after. 413 00:29:03,225 --> 00:29:06,186 Yeah, good. And you're gonna stay for the whole dance. 414 00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:09,064 You're not gonna leave early and go to a party or a hotel... 415 00:29:09,189 --> 00:29:11,024 ...and still make it back by curfew? 416 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,193 No. I mean... 417 00:29:13,694 --> 00:29:15,654 ...the whole point of going to the dance... 418 00:29:16,029 --> 00:29:17,656 ...is to go to the dance. 419 00:29:17,781 --> 00:29:19,616 Good. Good. 420 00:29:19,741 --> 00:29:23,537 So you won't mind, then, that I canceled your reservation at the Four Seasons? 421 00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:27,708 I'm here, I'm here. 422 00:29:29,251 --> 00:29:30,836 So... 423 00:29:31,295 --> 00:29:33,297 ...who's ready for mini golf? 424 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,392 - Hello? - Hi. Grant Winters. 425 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,144 This is Admissions calling. 426 00:29:47,269 --> 00:29:51,023 Grant, someone from Admissions wants to talk to you. 427 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:56,320 - Grant Winters. - Bill Smith, Admissions. 428 00:29:56,445 --> 00:29:59,865 - Are you free Thursday night? - Sorry, we're really not interested... 429 00:29:59,990 --> 00:30:02,951 - ...in showing some pro fro around campus. - Oh, that's a shame. 430 00:30:03,076 --> 00:30:06,914 We wanted to land this student before MIT snatched him up. 431 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:09,124 And he asked for you and your crew specifically. 432 00:30:09,249 --> 00:30:10,584 Crew? 433 00:30:11,001 --> 00:30:12,878 Yeah, I'm sure he did. Sorry, but... 434 00:30:13,003 --> 00:30:17,007 We're providing three tickets to Game Lord for a private screening of a new game. 435 00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:18,719 - Maybe you've heard of it. - "The Matrix." 436 00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:20,636 It's the "Matrix Online" game. 437 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,430 Really? 438 00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,310 How's it going? 439 00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:31,605 It's very Wonder Years. 440 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,607 Celeste will love it. 441 00:30:34,858 --> 00:30:36,652 So... 442 00:30:36,818 --> 00:30:40,530 ...I was going through some of my stuff, and I found this. 443 00:30:42,157 --> 00:30:44,743 - What is it? - It's not a violin recital. 444 00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:53,669 I got a lot of work to do. 445 00:30:54,378 --> 00:30:56,421 Yeah. No, me too. 446 00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:04,554 We're gonna see the new "Matrix Online" game. We're gonna see it! 447 00:31:04,638 --> 00:31:07,349 Did you see the video posted with the rag-doll effects? 448 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,434 The physics engine is killer. 449 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:12,604 - What are you doing? - Just text-messaging my girlfriend. 450 00:31:12,729 --> 00:31:14,940 Tell her how psyched I am. 451 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:30,414 In the past 24 hours of surveillance, this is what I've learned. 452 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:34,293 The so-called Silicon Mafia has developed a game... 453 00:31:34,376 --> 00:31:37,254 ...that will make "Quake" look like "Asteroids." 454 00:31:37,713 --> 00:31:39,506 They've raised their start-up capital... 455 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:42,718 ...by swindling needy and greedy college and high school students... 456 00:31:42,843 --> 00:31:45,095 ...using a variation of the Nigerian scam. 457 00:31:45,178 --> 00:31:48,557 With no investors, they stand to make millions. 458 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:53,895 Unless, somehow, someone trips them up along the way. 459 00:32:54,081 --> 00:32:56,625 I really hate these guys. 460 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,027 What the hell? 461 00:33:25,779 --> 00:33:28,240 I can't believe there's no party. 462 00:33:28,782 --> 00:33:31,535 I feel so duped. 463 00:33:37,207 --> 00:33:40,460 - What the hell? - It's the alarm on the backup drives. 464 00:33:45,173 --> 00:33:47,092 - I set the room alarm. - Why didn't it go off? 465 00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:49,302 You can't get to the backups without getting in. 466 00:33:49,469 --> 00:33:50,971 The backups are fine. 467 00:33:53,223 --> 00:33:55,100 What the hell? 468 00:33:56,351 --> 00:33:58,687 Oh, my God. 469 00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:03,400 The backup drives. 470 00:34:28,383 --> 00:34:32,304 "Hey, buddy, I was hoping you could help me. 471 00:34:33,013 --> 00:34:37,350 "I'm coming into my trust fund next week, and if you give me $7600 tomorrow night... 472 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,186 "...I'll give you your hard drives back." 473 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,813 Hello, boys. Let me guess what you're thinking. 474 00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:43,899 "Paybacks are a bitch." 475 00:34:44,566 --> 00:34:46,568 Yeah, something like that. 476 00:34:47,277 --> 00:34:49,362 Well, here, you're the math whiz. 477 00:34:50,363 --> 00:34:52,491 - It's all there. - Like we trust you. 478 00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:55,285 Yeah, I think that's all of it. 479 00:34:55,452 --> 00:34:58,038 - Our commission's included? - Yup. 480 00:34:58,246 --> 00:35:00,916 - Ownage. - Can we have our backup drives now? 481 00:35:01,082 --> 00:35:05,504 You need to lay off the caffeine, Grant, because you're downright testy. 482 00:35:06,254 --> 00:35:09,007 Your backups are in the garbage can next to the bench. 483 00:35:09,132 --> 00:35:11,259 Yeah, you might have to dig a little. 484 00:35:13,595 --> 00:35:15,514 It just doesn't seem fair. 485 00:35:15,889 --> 00:35:19,184 I keep thinking about all the people they scammed... 486 00:35:19,309 --> 00:35:21,853 ...and how they don't have kick-ass friends. 487 00:35:21,978 --> 00:35:25,440 Did you know there's a whole anti-fraud agency in the FBI? 488 00:35:25,565 --> 00:35:26,983 I guess it's a big deal. 489 00:35:27,108 --> 00:35:29,361 And I was shocked to see how interested they were... 490 00:35:29,486 --> 00:35:31,655 ...in the information I had on Liam and Grant. 491 00:35:32,489 --> 00:35:34,157 Game over. 492 00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,752 - I got one. I got one. - You got one? 493 00:36:06,856 --> 00:36:09,693 Oh, my God. They called the cops. 494 00:36:13,363 --> 00:36:15,073 They called my dad. 495 00:36:15,198 --> 00:36:19,578 This is, like, the best dance ever! 496 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:34,134 What seems to be the problem, officer? 497 00:36:34,676 --> 00:36:36,136 Lilly. 498 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:42,934 - Are you drunk? - Not so much anymore. 499 00:36:43,226 --> 00:36:47,314 You are absolutely unbelievable. Why do you insist on humiliating me? 500 00:36:48,023 --> 00:36:51,776 Two kids both out all night and one getting screamed at? 501 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,820 Because I know you, Lilly. 502 00:36:54,070 --> 00:36:56,573 Any trouble this family has had, you've been at the root. 503 00:36:56,698 --> 00:37:00,035 Mom, it's my fault. It was my idea. 504 00:37:00,493 --> 00:37:03,580 Listen, both of you. Inside the house. Come on. 505 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:21,306 - Sorry, Dad. - We'll talk at home. 506 00:37:22,432 --> 00:37:25,310 Jake, Celeste, thanks for the coffee. 507 00:38:01,304 --> 00:38:04,224 Thank you to the Neptune High Orchestra. 508 00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:06,184 I know if Lilly were here... 509 00:38:06,476 --> 00:38:08,978 ...she would have been moved by that rendition. 510 00:38:10,438 --> 00:38:12,732 Lilly really loved this place. 511 00:38:13,108 --> 00:38:14,776 So it's only fitting... 512 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,989 ...that as long as this fountain remains here, a part of Lilly will always be here. 513 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:24,077 And you, her peers, will always be reminded... 514 00:38:24,619 --> 00:38:29,374 ...what a generous, kind, sweet girl she was... 515 00:38:29,999 --> 00:38:35,338 ...and how she embodied Pirate pride and the school motto: 516 00:38:35,505 --> 00:38:40,135 "Service, loyalty, honor." 517 00:39:50,413 --> 00:39:53,625 Hello, America. You wanted Lilly? You got her. 518 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:56,044 Now sit back and enjoy the ride. 519 00:40:08,848 --> 00:40:10,350 Yeah! 520 00:40:29,577 --> 00:40:31,412 You love me, don't you? 521 00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:53,059 Hey, Weev, let's hit it. 522 00:40:53,434 --> 00:40:54,727 Weevil. 523 00:40:56,104 --> 00:41:00,108 Yeah, yeah. That's right, man. Let's go. The night's young. 524 00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:12,829 Do you mind if we make a stop? 525 00:41:14,664 --> 00:41:18,084 - There's something I need to do. - I don't think that that's a good idea. 526 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:21,254 We should probably go right to the dance. I told your Dad. 527 00:41:30,263 --> 00:41:32,015 You have to stay here. 528 00:41:38,187 --> 00:41:42,025 Don't ask me, man. I stopped trying to figure her out day one.