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Time to pay the piper, Venture!

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For in minutes, my mechapillars'
silky issue

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will smother the only living proof
that you have actually had sex.

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That is, unless you give me...
$10 million!

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"What? Since when do you
arch for money?"

6
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Yeah, what are you doing?

7
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Honey, how long have we been
trying to kill this schmuck...

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10, 20 years?

9
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I don't know, since Marky Mark
had a funky bunch?

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And it never works!

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You wanna know how
to really hurt Venture?

12
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Not really, but as a wife
I try to be supportive, so...

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You strike him in the pocketbook!

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Yeah, speaking of, how much
did those mechapillars set us back?

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'Couple mil.
Anyway!

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It's $10 million, Venture.

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Tick tock, tick tock.

18
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"Look, I don't have that kind of
cash just lying around."

19
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Daddy!

20
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"All right! You can have anything
you want in my lab."

21
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"Anything you see here,
take your pick."

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"Anything but the positron
accelerator."

23
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I don't want any of your old crap!

24
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This isn't Antiques
Road Show, dick!

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It's your money or their lives!

26
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Yeah, quit being such a skinflint
and pay the piper man!

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"Don't take sides
with your arch enemies!"

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Shut up!
You're not the dad of me.

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"Hank, don't you sass
your bodyguard!"

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He's not my bodyguard!

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"Will you accept half for just Dean?
You can keep Hank."

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"Your father doesn't mean that, Hank."

33
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"Don't I? Do you know what
Mr. Smart mouth called me"

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"when he stormed out
of the house this morning?"

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- "A honky!"
- Did you really?

36
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Yeah.

37
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I'm transmitting the instructions
for the dropoff now, Venture.

38
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I suggest you follow them,

39
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or your boys will follow
the rainbow bridge to Valhalla!

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That's not as dark as it sounds
in my head, is it?

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Up to your old tricks again
Monarch?

42
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Captain Sunshine?

43
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Got a thing for torturing young
boys, don't you?

44
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Well, you're not
fighting a boy now.

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You may be invulnerable
Monarch.

46
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But no one is
invulnerable to justice!

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I'm going to make you pay for
what you did to Wonder Boy.

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Once and for all!

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- Anything?
- No, stay out of sight.

50
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- Did you call him?
- No answer. Now get down.

51
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I'm thinking maybe we should
drill again or something.

52
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I'm starting
to cramp up down here.

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No! Just crawl back
in your little spider hole

54
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- and wait for my signal.
- But it's hot as hell in there!

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My damn sack is turning
into a puddle of silly putty!

56
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I'm half afraid it's gonna have
Popeye cartoons all over it

57
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when I peel it off my thigh.

58
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"Finally! I've been trying to reach you
people for hours."

59
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"Your instructions said 2:00!"

60
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I'm sorry.
We had some engine trouble.

61
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Then my...
my period came!

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- Henchman 21!
- Can you hang on a second?

63
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There is a taxi idling in the driveway
awaiting his fare, slay him.

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Is that Venture?
What did you tell him?

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- What the hell time is it?
- I stalled.

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- What did he do to you?
- The usual, he threw me in jail.

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Literally, threw me right into the
yard at the state prison.

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Then he shouts up
to the warden,

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"looks like this one won't be
causing any more trouble."

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Then he flys off
with a gay little salute.

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Apparently nobody ever told him
what due process was.

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What the hell did you do
to Wonder Boy

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to get him so worked up?

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Remember when we were broken up
and I was drinking a lot?

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Well, I kind of slew him.
Did he look old to you?

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- Who?
- Captain Sunshine.

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No, I thought he looked
great for his age.

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He looked old to me.

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I mean, he's still super-fit,
but when you get up real close,

80
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he's like totally
hitting that age

81
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when men start to look
like somebody's aunt.

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Whatever, we've got a problem.

83
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Man, he got you bad.
When did you get hit?

84
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That's what I'm trying to tell
you, he came back.

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- Who?
- Captain Sunshine.

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He flew in like, 10 minutes
ago and rescued Hank.

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Hank?
What about Dean?

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Present!

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Okay, there you go.

90
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And let's just keep this between
you and me, okay?

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- I got a rep to protect.
- What, no tip?

92
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Dude, I was ordered to kill you.
You're lucky to get that.

93
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It's a good thing I found you
when I did.

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Your mom must be
worried sick about you.

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- I don't have a mom.
- Your dad, then.

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No.

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Look, it's Captain Sunshine!
He's back!

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Thank goodness!

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He'll clean up the crime in this city.

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Just, you know
keep him away from my kid.

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- That's all I'm saying.
- You're so bad.

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You like me, don't you, Hank?

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It is Hank, isn't it?

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- Yeah.
- Good.

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Good.
Ahem, you know, Hank,

106
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I think you and I are
going to be super friends.

107
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Well, I think that's enough
excitement for one day, youngster.

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What say we get you home.

109
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Now, now, let's not have any guff.
I won't take "no" for an answer.

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Welcome to your new home, lad!

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- Wow! Really?
- Honest Injun.

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God, you look just like him
when you smile.

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Who?

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Well, Venture.

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- Did you bring it?
- Yep. It's all right here!

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All $10 million of it.

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You gotta be kidding me.

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What is that -- toner I smell?

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Now!

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Hit the deck, boys!
Uncle Hatred's here to...

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- Hey, where's Hank?
- Hey, yeah?

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What?
Didn't he bring him back?

123
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- Who?
- Captain Suns...

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We knew you'd pull something
like this, Venture!

125
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So we kept Hank as collateral!

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Foul!

127
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The Guild ransom bylaws
strictly stipulate

128
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you gotta return all abductees
if the ransom's been paid in good faith.

129
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How the hell do an ambush
and a bag of dittos

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constitute good faith?

131
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What's the matter with him now?

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He's been scarfing pistachios
in a hot spider hole

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for two hours because
somebody was late.

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Excuse us for ruining
your double cross!

135
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All right, do over.

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Everybody back in the cocoon.

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- We'll try it again tomorrow.
- Wait!

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The least you could do for
making us wait around all day

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- is let us keep Dean.
- No way!

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Do you really want that kid
hanging around all night?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, fine.

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You can keep Dean.
Wait a minute!

143
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How did I get screwed on this deal?

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I want an I.O.U.!

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Fine.

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Too cheap to even spring for
the double-sided printing.

147
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Hey! Missed a couple of
zeros there, Oprah.

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Nice try.

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You'll be hearing from us
via facsimile transmission.

150
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And next time...
come alone!

151
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I see we're running on daylight
savings time this evening, sir.

152
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Droll as always, Desmond.

153
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You have the Children's Charity
Banquet at 9:00,

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followed by your usual
obligations at 11:00.

155
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Not tonight, Des.
Cancel all my appointments.

156
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But sir, you never miss
the Children's...

157
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Charity begins at home, Desmond.

158
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I found a new pet project.

159
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Really, sir. Not another.

160
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But this one's perfect, Desmond.
He's an orphan.

161
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I think he might even be homeless.

162
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Welcome to my
Sanctum Solarium, lad.

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- What do you think?
- Awesome!

164
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It's almost as cool
as the Batcave!

165
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Hey, I didn't know the Monarch
hated anyone besides my dad.

166
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You poor sweet lad.

167
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The Monarch took someone special
away from you too, didn't he?

168
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That's actually kinda why
I asked you here.

169
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Hank, how would you like to be
my new Wonder Boy?

170
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You mean, like,
be your partner and stuff?

171
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- And stuff!
- Cool!

172
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Would there be any kind of, shall we say
compensation for the job?

173
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How does room and board
free rides on the ferris wheel

174
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and 20 video game tokens
a week sound?

175
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Like a sweetheart deal!
I get a whole costume, right?

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Boy, do you ever.

177
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Okay, you're on.

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Wonderful!
Buddy hug!

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Desmond, wash him up and get him
ready for bed.

180
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Sure he'd love
to help you there, Rust

181
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but the chairman's out of town
this whole week.

182
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Well didn't he leave
a forwarding number?

183
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Nah, he's, like way outta town.

184
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He's building
his Gargantua II up there

185
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in the what do you
call it, the stratosphere.

186
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- I guess that's a big no?
- Shut up.

187
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This wouldn't even be happening
if you had just

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done your job
in the first place.

189
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The way I see it, it's you who
should be paying the Monarch.

190
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Yeah, well I don't see that at all.

191
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Weren't you some kind of big
shot criminal for 20 years?

192
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Didn't you put any money away?

193
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I'll be honest with you, Venture
I drank most of it away.

194
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And what little I remember
not drinking away

195
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Princess Tinyfeet got.
Because I drank her away.

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There I go.
Why did you have to bring that up?

197
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"Aye aye aye caramba"

198
00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,840
"Aye aye aye caramba"

199
00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,960
"Aye aye aye caramba..."

200
00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,560
Come on, let me hold it again.

201
00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,720
Yeah.

202
00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,440
10 million large.

203
00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,640
This is gonna finally put
Conjectural Technologies

204
00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,560
on the super science map?

205
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,640
See?
Business is picking up already.

206
00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,680
Conjectural Technolgies, how can we
make your tomorrow better?

207
00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,480
There we are.
Nice and clean.

208
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,760
The master insists
his boys be tidy.

209
00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,400
- "Everything okay in there?"
- Just finishing up, sir.

210
00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,200
"Okay, I'll just be in here."

211
00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,400
Master can be so restive
when he's excited.

212
00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:43,360
Now come along, sir. He's waiting
for you in your new quarters.

213
00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:47,360
You may wish to put this on
before you retire.

214
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,520
Is this for my wonder-cycle
or something?

215
00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:54,280
Suggested application is to
the buttocks and inner thigh.

216
00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,120
I shall leave you to it
Master Hank.

217
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,000
Your hair looks very handsome, Hank.
I mean, Wonder Boy.

218
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,120
Thanks.

219
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,760
Did, did Desmond instruct
you about the...

220
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,400
Yeah, it feels kinda ooky.

221
00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,920
Trust me, you'll be glad
you had it in the morning.

222
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,640
Well, I for one can't wait
to get started.

223
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,760
Would you care for some warm milk?
It might relax you.

224
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,720
No, thanks.
I'm okay.

225
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,600
After all, tomorrow's gonna
be a big day!

226
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,280
I want you to get plenty of rest!

227
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,280
Well, goodnight then, Wonder Boy!

228
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,760
Good night
Captain Sunshine.

229
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,080
Just kidding.

230
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,760
Slumber party!

231
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,800
That was all our seed money.

232
00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,400
And you'll get it all back
if you stick to the plan

233
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,160
and don't screw up.
Did you bring it?

234
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,720
Got it right here.

235
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,320
Wow, did you really make all
this selling seeds?

236
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,960
I couldn't even sell
enough of the things

237
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to win the damned go-cart
when I was a little boy.

238
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,520
No. And I'm not a little boy.
I'm 37.

239
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,160
Hold on, now!
You're 37?

240
00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:00,040
You mean to tell me
it's perfectly legal for me...

241
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,920
"Captain, Asbeastos has broken
out of prison again!"

242
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,680
"We could sure use
your super help."

243
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:16,120
I wish I could, Barbie-Q,
but it's just not a good time.

244
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,920
"Would you like to talk about it?"

245
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,120
"I too know
the terrible pain of love,"

246
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,200
"the hollowness one feels
when one is just"

247
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:26,560
"going through the motions of life
like a living ghost or a robot."

248
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,200
Well, thank you, Ghost Robot,
but I'm better now.

249
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,800
"Then quit yer belly-itching"

250
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,160
"and git your
sun-kissed butt back here,"

251
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,840
"you worthless
weak wiggly worm!"

252
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,720
"I think that's U.S.'s way of
saying he misses you, Cap."

253
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,080
- "We all do."
- "Yeah, shucks."

254
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,000
I appreciate that, gang.

255
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,480
And I promise I'll be back
as soon as...

256
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,920
Sweet!

257
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,760
You were totally right about that lube.
Slipped on like a glove.

258
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,840
Damn, Cap, another one?

259
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,560
What is this?
Told you to come alone!

260
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,120
What? Stop it, it's Dean
for God's sake.

261
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,680
All right.
Send him out!

262
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,320
What are you trying to pull?

263
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,520
Wild horses couldn't get Hank
to take off Brock's old jacket.

264
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,120
This can't be Hank!

265
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,000
All right, look
I don't have Hank, okay.

266
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,920
What? Did you lose him?
How do you lose a Hank?

267
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,320
Same way you just lost
$10 million, genius.

268
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,440
Henchmen, run!

269
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,680
Now!
Now!

270
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,280
No. No!
Nooo! Come on!

271
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,000
I don't know what the hell
you're laughing about.

272
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,680
I just made 10 million bucks
the Monarch way.

273
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,840
Guild rules, duh! Now we're obligated
to get Hank back.

274
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,160
Hello! How do you expect to find
Captain Sunshine?

275
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,360
Don't think too hard, Sweetie.

276
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,280
You're lucky
you're married to a scientist.

277
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,960
- "So when do I get to see some action?"
- Not until you're ready, lad.

278
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,080
You have to learn to patrol for crime
before you can fight it.

279
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,840
So, how come you have a car

280
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,480
when you can just, like fly everywhere?

281
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,320
Because it also turns into a submarine.

282
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,440
God, you sure ask a lot more
questions that he did.

283
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,840
- What is that?
- What?

284
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,640
Your seatbelt, lad.

285
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,800
- Why isn't it buckled?
- Well, well, well.

286
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,440
If it isn't Captain Sunshine.

287
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,120
I thought you'd retired.

288
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,600
No such luck, Scorpio.

289
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:33,280
- Who's the new Wonder Boy?
- Just you nevermind!

290
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,640
I'd sure love to tie him
to a giant typewriter.

291
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,120
You know the rules, Scorpio.

292
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,720
He's off limits during training.

293
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,880
Haven't broken his cherry yet?

294
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,560
Well, I hope you do
a better job with this one.

295
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,320
To think that a C-lister
like the Monarch...

296
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,840
That's it!
Stay here, Wonder Boy.

297
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,680
You! You!
You shut up!

298
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,480
Just shut up!
Just shut your damn mouth!

299
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,880
Holy totally beating that guy's head in!

300
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,640
Captain Sunshine, you want any help?

301
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,080
I said stay in the car!

302
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,240
Wonder Boy, are you all right?

303
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,360
Do you know what could have
happened to you?

304
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,800
Do you?

305
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,360
You see, when I analyze your skin

306
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,840
it contains trace amounts
of Captain Sunshine's

307
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,000
unique type of solar radiation.

308
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,800
His powers have a signature
like an artist.

309
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,480
Or, like, everybody.

310
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,800
Go on, Sweetie.

311
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,920
Okay, by running the nav-computer
through the scintillator

312
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,440
I can trace the path
of that radiation.

313
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,360
All the way to Captain
Sunshine's doorstep!

314
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,480
Hot damn
we're good at this villain crap!

315
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,280
Why do we even waste our time
chasing Dr. Venture around?

316
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,920
I'm not gonna validate that
with an answer.

317
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,560
- Did you get all that?
- Yeah, why do I care?

318
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,240
"Because the fella they're
talking about has our boy Hank!"

319
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,880
"If you can get to him first"

320
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
"the Monarch's gotta give
you your money back."

321
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,920
"That's just Guild law right there."

322
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,440
I'm sorry for my outburst earlier
Wonder Boy.

323
00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:02,400
I just... I couldn't live with myself if
anything bad ever happened to you again.

324
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,720
It's cool, Captain Sunshine.
I mean, I'd still like to go

325
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,360
on more superhero patrols with you
if you'd have me.

326
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,160
- You would?
- Well, yeah!

327
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,800
And, hey, I was thinking
maybe we should try doing them at night

328
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,040
'cause isn't there, like,
more criminals out then?

329
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,480
Not for us, chum.

330
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,440
Besides, at night, I see action
with a different team.

331
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,680
"This is the Channel 5
Action News"

332
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,000
"with Chuck Scarsdale
and Barbara Qantas"

333
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,600
"Sam Turgen with sports"

334
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,200
"Weatherbot 5 with Exclusive
Action Weather 5 Cast"

335
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,640
"and Neville Brown with sports."

336
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,200
Good evening,
I'm Barbara Qantas.

337
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,800
Chuck Scarsdale is out
tonight because...

338
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,320
No, no! I'm here, I'm here!
I can do this. I can do this.

339
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,440
I'm here...
to do the news tonight.

340
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,800
Hello.
I'm millionaire playboy Bruce White.

341
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,680
This is my ward, Billy.

342
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,360
I was just passing through
the neighborhood...

343
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,440
I find all of that quite
difficult to believe.

344
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,280
Believe this, Ask Jeeves.

345
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,720
Good work.

346
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,640
All right, let's find the $10 million
boy and get the hell out of here.

347
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,920
That was the best you can do,
"this is my ward"?

348
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,600
What? You are kinda my ward.

349
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,040
That makes me the subservient...

350
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,200
Mother and puppies
are all doing just fine. Barbara?

351
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,120
Here's a story that's out
of this world.

352
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,400
- Just minutes ago an area man captured
- Oh, my God.

353
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,360
this amateur video of what
appears to be a UFO.

354
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,280
Several eyewitnesses
have reported

355
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,840
the strange glowing object hovering

356
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,200
over their upscale South
Highland neighborhood.

357
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,200
Oh, my God, not again.

358
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,920
Could it be E.T.
or just an elaborate hoax?

359
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,680
You decide.
Chuck?

360
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,840
Wonder Boy!

361
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,360
- What's he doing?
- No!

362
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,840
- Go to tape! Go to tape!
- Of what?

363
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,560
Anything!

364
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,080
"Introducing the new Copter 5!"

365
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,120
"The newest edition to
the Action News news arsenal"

366
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,080
"and the most advanced news
copter in the air!"

367
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,520
"Copter 5 is so sophisticated"

368
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,560
"it requires five onboard news
computers."

369
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,000
"With pinpoint mapping intelligence"

370
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,720
"a high definition news camera
with 100 times magnification..."

371
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,960
Hey, Chuck Scarsdale
with a surprise visit.

372
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,440
What brings you up to Copter 5?

373
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,320
"No!"

374
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,760
"Wonder Booooy!"

375
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,800
All right, fan out and find Hank
before the police get here.

376
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,680
If you see Sunshine,
leave him to me.

377
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,200
Halt in the name of justice!

378
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,680
Hank?

379
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,640
That's Wonder Boy to you!

380
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,840
Take that, bad guy.

381
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,480
Hank!

382
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,280
Come on, man.
Dude, quit it.

383
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,120
- What are you trying to be?
- I'm your worst nightmare, dirtbag.

384
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,520
Jab!
Body blow! Body blow!

385
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,320
I'm sorry I had to pop you one

386
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:39,160
- but you're being a little dick.
- Chuck! Flash bomb!

387
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,600
All right, Hank.
Playtime's over.

388
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,880
Let's get your gay
little ass hom...

389
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,040
That is it!

390
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,920
Come here!

391
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,960
It was Hank, I swear! He sounded like
he was coming from this room!

392
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,800
Wonder Boy!
I'm coming! I'm coming!

393
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,320
Shit!
It's Chuck Scarsdale!

394
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,000
Hide, or we're gonna be
on the news!

395
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,440
No!

396
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,400
Wonder Boooy!

397
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,560
Come here!

398
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,760
Wonder Boy!
Are you all right?

399
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,480
- Scorching wedgie!
- No!

400
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,120
No!

401
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,400
Take that costume off!

402
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,960
What's the matter
Captain Funtime?

403
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,360
Isn't this what
you've always wanted?

404
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,480
What are you talking about?

405
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,760
Wouldn't it just fix everything
twisted up inside of you

406
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,160
if you could only fuck
Wonder Boy and your worst enemy

407
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:42,840
at the same time?
Well, come and get us.

408
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,000
Where do you want it, Captain?

409
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,240
- You get away!
- Where do you want my pussy?

410
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,280
- Here? Here?
- Stop!

411
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,360
- Stop it right now, or I'll...
- You'll what?

412
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,760
I know your dirty
little secret, Sunshine.

413
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,960
You can't do a damn thing to me

414
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,160
because your powers
don't work at night!

415
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,480
You see
I did my homework, Captain.

416
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,800
And for extra credit, I made this.

417
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,840
- Well, my wife helped.
- What is that?

418
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,000
Just a little high-powered
radiation cannon

419
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,640
that simulates
your sunshine beams.

420
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,640
Hope you brought your sunblock,
Captain!

421
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,760
SPF 5000 should do the trick

422
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,800
because I'm about
to have a fun time

423
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,280
eating sunshine on a stick!

424
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,920
"Bombarded by the same
solar radiation which by day"

425
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,040
"grants him his amazing abilities"

426
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,480
"Captain Sunshine's
light sensitive supercells"

427
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:47,640
"become energized and his incredible
sunshine powers return."

428
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,120
- I don't even know these people.
- Albino here.

429
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,280
- Wait, dude! Don't!
- Hank!

430
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,760
Why are you dressed like a pride parade?
And who's this clown?

431
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,400
- Gimme a minute here, Pop.
- Pop? He's your...

432
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,000
- You told me you were an orphan.
- I should be so lucky.

433
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,440
Pop!

434
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,160
Now, technically
I never said that.

435
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,240
Were you ever even
in the circus?

436
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,960
Or did you lie about that too?

437
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,200
Look, I appreciate everything
you've given me,

438
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,960
especially the chocodiles 'cause my
bodyguard never lets me have those.

439
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,320
But I just think, maybe...

440
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,400
you're using me
to try to replace someone else

441
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,400
maybe somebody you lost or something.
I don't really know what's up with that.

442
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,200
You keep talking about him
I didn't wanna ask.

443
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,280
What I do know is that
I can't be that other kid.

444
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,680
- No matter how hard I try.
- Don't say that.

445
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,240
Don't say that, Wonder Boy.

446
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,680
You can be a great Wonder Boy
some day, Wonder Boy.

447
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,480
That's just it.
I'm not Wonder Boy.

448
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,480
I'm Hank Venture.
And I wanna go home.

449
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,480
Please don't leave me again,
Wonder Boy.

450
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,920
Okay, you're really not getting

451
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,960
the whole Hank, Wonder-Boy
not-me thing

452
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,840
- so I'm just gonna let myself out.
- Don't do this, Wonder Boy.

453
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,880
You broke my heart, Hank.

454
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,320
You broke my heart.

455
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,680
You know, I bet this guy would
pay 10 million for Hank.

456
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,760
What do you say,
double or nothing?

457
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,160
hey, you think maybe you could,

458
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,080
you know, put in a good word
with Batman for me?

459
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,120
Get out of my Sanctum Solarium!

460
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,160
Okay, buddy, that'll be...

461
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:50,000
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