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- Gary! Phone!
- Mom, we're busy!
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- Gary!
- What?!
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- Phone!
- Fine! Have a cow, why don't you?
4
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- Atomic comic collection connection...
- Shut up! I know.
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- What are you doing?
- Working. Hang on.
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Atomic comic collection connection.
Your on-line...
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- 21, this is The Monarch speaking.
- Boss? Holy crud!
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I got 24 on the other line.
I'll put us on three-way.
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Good. I want him to hear this, too.
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- Dude, it's The Monarch.
- Hey, boss. How's prison?
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Well, I'm out. No thanks to you schmucks!
Guess where I am now?
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- At a good friend's house?
- At a Best Western?
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I am sitting in the charred remains
of my once mighty flying cocoon.
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Anyone wanna explain to me
why my cocoon is charred?
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Because you told us
to destroy the cocoon?
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- And why it is sideways?!
- We were following orders!
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- You can't yell at us for following orders!
- Or kill us for following orders.
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Never mind. Just summon
the others and get over here.
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There are no others.
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Yeah, most of them joined up with
Monstroso's crew when you went inside.
21
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And we kinda
lost touch after that.
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I'm not gonna lose my temper.
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All right,
here's what is going to happen.
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I'm going to take a shower
in what is left of my bathroom.
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When I get out,
I expect you to be here.
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And I expect this cocoon
to be fully manned and fully operational!
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- Awesome. We are back, dude.
- You heard him. I'll pick you up at 5:00.
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Be outside. I don't want
to have to talk to your mom.
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I will be there.
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Daddy's home.
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Quit honking!
I heard you the first time.
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Lady! Lady, no!
Mom! Call the dog!
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The Grand Cooley Dam...
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the largest concrete structure
in the United States.
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Whatever.
Do they really need to know this?
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Happy fifth...
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Happy 16th birthday, boys.
Blow out your candle.
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Here, boys. Put these in your wallets.
You're official now.
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- How come they're all burned up?
- Laminating accident.
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- They're still good though.
- You sure? 'Cause this date is wrong.
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- If I was born this year...
- Curiosity kills more than the cat.
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Put them in your wallets, like the man said,
and get dressed. We have a big day ahead.
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Are you the bully of your school
or even the victim of bullying?
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Do you watch movies
about costumed heroes and think...
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"That guy's a pussy. I sure hope
a much cooler bad guy kicks his ass."
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- It's like you're reading my mind.
- I am not a mind reader, stranger.
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You, like so many others, are drawn
to the sexy action-packed lifestyle...
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of the professional henchman.
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But I could never be a henchman.
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I am just a normal guy
who is between the age of 18 and 30...
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a loner, and lacks ties
to friends and family.
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You, stranger are the perfect candidate
for costumed aggression.
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Yo, fat boy.
We get to carry a piece?
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But of course!
Your standard Grade One henchman...
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in service of the mighty Monarch is issued
a dart gun and a grappling cannon...
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to name only a few
of the exciting accoutrements...
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that will aid the henchman
in his wondrous world of career henching.
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What kinda ride we get?
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How does an enormous
flying cocoon sound to you?
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A flying cocoon?
I can already feel my life getting better!
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♪ The mighty Monarch ♪
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♪ Around the world ♪
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No way.
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Are we floating?
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- Hey, boss!
- Welcome back!
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- You actually did what I told you?
- Yeah. We are up and running.
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The new guys stole some parts
from Sergeant Hatred's hover tank...
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which is cool but broken now.
So there's a couple of issues.
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Let me do this.
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You know that 21 and I have been
working for you for, like, ever, right?
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And we think it's about time
we were given new numbers.
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- Like one and two.
- Or two and one.
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- Fine, whatever.
- Yeah, like it's that easy. No, listen to this.
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Henchman 28!
Front and center!
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You want me?
You roll your big ass over here!
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And I'm done told you
my name is Number 1!
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I like that! Shows initiative!
Seems like you collected...
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the perfect team of go-getters
to carry out my brilliant new plan.
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Operation Get Back Dr. Girlfriend!
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Number 1, it's time you met your leader!
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The Monar...
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What the?!
Get that off your head!
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I smell weed.
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Can't you give me
just a little hint?
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And ruin the surprise?
No, sirree Bob. I wish I was you.
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This was a big day for me
when I was your age.
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- Hi. May I help you?
- Yes, you may.
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I would like to fit the lucky birthday boy
for his first speedsuit.
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Great. And what is a speedsuit?
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What is a speedsuit?
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Only the perfect habiliment
for the science-minded man...
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who knows both comfort and ease
and demands them from his clothing.
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In a speedsuit,
you say to the world...
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"Look out! I know what I'm wearing
for the rest of my life!"
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That's a short-sleeved jumpsuit. Check
the workwear department in the back.
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- My big surprise is a jumpsuit?
- Speedsuit.
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I don't want to hear you ever say jumpsuit,
Dean, not ever. Speedsuit.
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There she is! Follow her!
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Steady. Steady now.
Keep your distance.
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Yeah. Fly casual.
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She's standing around. Quick!
Evasive maneuvers now!
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- Something wrong?
- No. I thought I forgot something.
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Of course.
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I look like Santa's magic janitor.
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Nonsense.
You look like a million bucks.
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And you were right. The pipe main seams
on the explorer model were too showy.
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This one is elegantly understated
and the color has a dancer flair to it.
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- How does it fit in the seat?
- Pop! There are people around!
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You'll want a sleek profile yet roomy.
A properly fit speedsuit should crotch...
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at least six inches
below your natural inseam.
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- Can I take this off now?
- How is everything going?
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- Will you be taking that?
- No.
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Yes, ma'am!
And don't bother wrapping it up.
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The future super scientist
will be wearing it out.
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Magnificent.
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Finally someone who understands
that serration is only good for bread.
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That is so great.
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You know how we shall celebrate?
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Yes! Dinner party.
I will begin a marinade tonight.
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We shall invite Manta Claus and Animus.
No, wait. That's awkward.
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Phantom, honestly.
I am finding this so hard to care about.
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You have to feel the heft
to really appreciate it.
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Shopkeeper, the lady would
like to inspect the Wüsthofs!
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Well, I'm gonna get a nosh.
You coming?
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And suffer the embarrassment of not
having enough pickle forks for the party?
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No, my queen.
There is much to procure.
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- Because mine got broken, that's why.
- Jeez.
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- How did that happen?
- I don't know, Hank.
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Probably when somebody
was playing with it. Go long!
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- Come on with that!
- Sorry, sir.
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Yeah, keep walking.
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Holy crap, no way!
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Hi.
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I forgive you.
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- What do you think you're doing?
- Butterfly kisses. Learned it in prison.
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What, are you gonna pretend that
we just accidentally ran into each other?
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You know, do that
"Fancy meeting you here" routine?!
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No? I guess...
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Could it be that you were tailing me
in a gigantic floating cocoon?
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By the way, tell 24 that the cloak mode
doesn't work in fourth gear.
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See? We need you!
Come back!
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Everything is crazy! The henchmen
cry themselves to sleep at night.
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I think the cocoon is probably really...
busted, I don't know, I can't even tell.
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There's... there's just so many buttons.
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So many buttons!
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- Cut to the chase, Monarch.
- Don't you want to console me?
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Why do you want me back?
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Because your tree fort is falling apart
or because you love me?
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Because I love you! Because...
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Because when I'd lay my world-weary brow
on your perfect breasts...
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and feel the phlegmy rumble of your chest
as you told me, "This is heaven"...
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I believed you.
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You can't do that.
When you threw me out, I was devastated.
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I would have come home
if you asked me to. Yes, I'm that stupid.
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But you didn't.
You called me a whore...
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and you went back to your
I'll-get-you-Dr. -Venture shenanigans.
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- Boss?
- What do you want?
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- Code blue!
- I want you to grow up! But it's late now.
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- You'll never guess who just walked in!
- Who?
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- You know damn well I'm staying...
- Dr. Venture.
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- Holy crap!
- What do you want us to do?
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- Move in!!
- What?
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Move in with me!
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Do you want me
to share the bedroom with you?
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No, don't be an a-hole!
I was talking to... I was talking...
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You were talking to who?
To your henchmen.
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I don't believe I was falling for this!
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You haven't changed at all!
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Let me tell you something about
Phantom Limb. He's an animal...
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Does he know this channel's open?
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00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:06,306
Who gave him the map?
What the... is up with this female?
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00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,041
Ease up on him.
He's been through a lot.
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The man's heart has been broken.
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I am leaving!
Call me when you can act like an adult.
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I am an adult!
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- Let me go!
- Please, just let me...
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- Come on, Monarch.
- Stay for me.
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Get your hands off of me.
I'm getting tired of this.
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Monarch, unhand her this instant!
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Come on! You!
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00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,601
Number 2 with fried rice, get down!
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There you are.
We're almost ready.
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00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,212
Just had to swing
by the Shoe Shack.
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I spotted the perfect Italian ankle boots
to complete Dean's ensemble.
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- Don't say it.
- You look like the Mayor of Candy Land.
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It's an ambush.
Boys, get back!
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Can you read my mind?
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00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,934
Do you know what it is
that you do to me?
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00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,504
Here I am like a kid out of school.
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00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:14,508
Holding hands with the goddess.
I'm a fool.
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00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:22,516
Son of a... God!
My glasses! Where are my glasses?
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Where are my glasses?
Has anybody seen? Excuse me.
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00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,422
Oh, my God. Thank...
What's going...
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I'm gonna throw up.
195
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:37,131
Only one shot at this.
You can do it, Duffy Moon!
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00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:41,235
What the?
You want some of this?
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Damn you, Nerf!
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00:11:48,278 --> 00:11:49,085
Hank!
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00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,411
What the hell was that?
200
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,612
No!
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00:12:02,944 --> 00:12:04,691
S...! Mall cops!
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00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,628
Henchmen! Retreat!
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00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:14,735
I won't let you keep her, Monarch.
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Hello. What's this?
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What the?
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You're probably wondering
why I haven't killed you.
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I'm wondering
where the hell I am.
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The lair of the Phantom.
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Behind these modest walls...
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lies the most technologically advanced
system of controlled evil in existence.
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You, sir, are sitting smack dab
in the middle of location "B"...
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for the Guild of Calamitous Intent!
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You like doing that, don't you?
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00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:54,241
Yes. Next to the "Behold
a giant walking death ray" speech...
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the "Welcome to hell" speech
is my favorite. No, don't get up.
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You've been shot.
Sadly, it wasn't fatal.
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I have removed the bullet.
And three others.
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A blowgun dart, two shark's teeth,
the tip of a bayonet...
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a twisted paper clip,
and a meager handful of buckshot.
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00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:12,426
- You may want to learn how to duck.
- In a couple of minutes...
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I'm gonna get up and pound
your smug face into that armrest.
222
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,866
So why don't you spend your last minutes
of life telling me what went down?
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00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:22,736
It seems that our mutual pest,
The Monarch, has himself a death wish.
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He operates in full costumed aggression
without a Guild license.
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His henchmen are using Level 5
offensive weapons for a Level 1 threat...
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no offense to Dr. Venture,
and he's kidnapped my girlfriend.
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- So, what are you gonna do about it?
- Not me. We. I left out one small detail.
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The Monarch also kidnapped
your entire family.
229
00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:46,660
The most reckless, graceless exhibition
of henchmen that I've ever seen!
230
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,197
You think you're all a bunch of hotshot
young Turk 182s, don't you?
231
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,298
Well, there are rules in this business!
It's about finesse.
232
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:56,136
You don't just go in,
guns a-blazing, willy-nilly.
233
00:13:56,236 --> 00:14:00,541
Where did you get real guns anyway?
Are those standard issue? Hand them over!
234
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:05,412
What, is this funny to you? I said
hand over your firearm, or I'll be forced...
235
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,151
Wait a minute, hold up!
236
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,554
- Who are you?!
- Keep up! Where are you parked?
237
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,923
- Where am I what?
- Where's your car?
238
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,858
- I don't have...
- We came in our bodyguard's car, why?
239
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,361
Because my ex-boyfriend, the idiot,
kidnapped your father and Brock...
240
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,330
and probably my current beau.
241
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:25,966
And you two
are gonna take me to him, now!
242
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,868
Yes! Wait!
How do you know Brock?
243
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,069
Here it is!
244
00:14:30,771 --> 00:14:32,372
- Aren't you gonna?
- Hank, you drive!
245
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:35,109
- I never drive mad.
- Brock would never let us drive his...
246
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:38,412
Don't be such a candy-ass, Dean.
Get in the back.
247
00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:41,615
- How do you know my name?
- You heard the woman, candy-ass.
248
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,150
Wait a sec.
249
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,019
OK, get in.
250
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,122
How do you know all this stuff, lady?!
251
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:51,325
I number two'd for Truckulese
when I was first starting out.
252
00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:52,793
I can hotwire anything.
253
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,229
No, I mean how did
you know it was gonna...
254
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,533
Ten o'clock. Two o'clock.
255
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,201
You can do this, Hank.
256
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,204
That pedal on your left, that's the clutch.
Put your foot on it.
257
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,440
Now shift into first gear.
258
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:09,877
See that little diagram on the knob?
With that little one on it?
259
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,515
Wait a minute.
Are you our mommy?
260
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,856
Nice.
261
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,093
It's unbearable.
First, a mutiny, and now...
262
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:29,396
I can't believe I'm sharing
the same air as my sworn enemy!
263
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:33,211
And I can't even breathe!
I'm drowning in my own hate!
264
00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:35,702
God, what is it
with this obsession of yours?
265
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:39,540
- What did I ever do to you?
- How dare you?! As if you...
266
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,975
- Frankly, it's beginning to get a bit old.
- And then to belittle my...
267
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:47,114
These two!
I would love to smack that smug...
268
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:51,051
Oh, my God, guys. Chill, chill!
If we're gonna get out of this alive...
269
00:15:51,185 --> 00:15:54,788
you two are gonna have to put aside
your differences and work together!
270
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,623
Now, I think I got an idea.
271
00:15:56,757 --> 00:16:00,561
If we can get our hands on some weapons,
we can totally take these guys.
272
00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:01,462
Yeah. No, duh!
273
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:04,998
But if, just if, we weren't locked
in a cell or haven't you noticed?
274
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,034
The armory's
on the other side of the cocoon!
275
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:11,538
- We'd have to cross the Throne Room.
- Where those guys are. Those scary guys.
276
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,809
OK. We don't even need the armory.
I'm talking about my own personal stash.
277
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,746
And we happen to be standing
right under my room.
278
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:21,682
Trust me. We can climb
through the air ducts.
279
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,586
- There's no way you're fitting in that thing.
- Yeah, no.
280
00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:26,553
You're just too heavy.
281
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,424
- What the hell is that?!
- Muscle growth accelerator.
282
00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:34,628
Just a little nostalgic item from back
when I was a scientific goody-goody.
283
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:38,465
Not unlike your Dr. Venture.
No, wait! I was good at it.
284
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:41,735
What is it with you dicks?
The minute an experiment messes up...
285
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:45,706
you sell yourself a pair of tight pajamas,
and become a professional pain in my...
286
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,409
- Turn that down!
- Deal with it, tough guy.
287
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:51,445
And I don't need a clumsy bully
making a mess of this.
288
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:54,348
If this little incident gets out,
my career is done for.
289
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,950
This will be handled surgically and quietly.
290
00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:01,688
Yeah, we team up like Scully and Mulder
and solve mysteries. Been over this.
291
00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:06,160
I know that you love playing make-believe
but a lunatic has kidnapped my family...
292
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,028
and I'm going to do
something about it!
293
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,797
Not without me.
294
00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:15,869
- There we go.
- "Good call on the WD-40"...
295
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,638
said The Monarch grudgingly.
296
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:21,008
- Never go anywhere without it. But thanks.
- I have to admit, you proved us wrong.
297
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:25,212
Yeah, yeah. Keep laughing
while I totally emancipate you.
298
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,282
Gentlemen, choose your weapons.
299
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,717
- Is this them?
- "Are these they?"
300
00:17:30,818 --> 00:17:34,088
- Who talks like that?
- Out of the way! I am the leader here!
301
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,223
I will distribute the...
302
00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:40,561
- Are these they?
- Yeah.
303
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:45,432
And you have to admit
it is a pretty formidable collection.
304
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:50,270
You... ing idiot! What the hell
are we supposed to do with this crap?
305
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,040
Make them laugh so hard
they blow malt liquor out of their noses?
306
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,508
No, I think you'll have that covered...
307
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,744
when you storm the room
in butterfly costumes.
308
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,047
Nice onesie, Dick.
309
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,583
Does it have snaps in the back,
so you can make poopies?
310
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,854
This is a speedsuit, mister.
Not a onesie!
311
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:10,057
Maybe they'll think you're a three-year-old
with progeria and take pity on us.
312
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:13,293
- In your face!
- Would you stop that?! Look...
313
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:17,598
this is extra-amusing and everything,
but we've got us a cocoon to take back!
314
00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:21,001
- With toys.
- Toys schmoys. Check this action.
315
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,338
An official, licensed
Lord of the Ring replica sword.
316
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,572
Now we're talkin'!
317
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,542
What are you doing!?
That is mint in box!
318
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:32,913
Not even a scar? Did you look
around the nipple or the belly button?
319
00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:36,350
- Sometimes they put 'em in through there.
- Look, she is all woman.
320
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:39,186
I've explored every inch of her
and I found only nectar.
321
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,222
All right, fine. Maybe
The Monarch's just better equipped.
322
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,758
You are strapping on
an ultra-light gyropack.
323
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:46,794
They're only issued
to top-ranking Guild operatives.
324
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:51,231
- No, I mean better... equipped.
- She was kidnapped, all right?!
325
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:53,300
- Kidnapped!
- I'm just sayin'.
326
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,202
- Are you ready?
- How do you?
327
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:59,940
Up, down, side, side. Ready weapon.
Left hand, operate speed and targeting.
328
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,175
Just like a helicopter.
329
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,844
- Just like my kind of helicopter.
- Let's go.
330
00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:06,680
I thought for sure you were going
to hit me with lock and load.
331
00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:08,615
The night is still young!
332
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,617
Left. Turn left.
333
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,319
- I'm driving!
- Yes, we know.
334
00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:14,188
Mommy, how do you know where to go?
335
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,224
I'm not your mommy!
And I put a tracer on The Monarch...
336
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,526
when we were first dating.
Hank, take this right!
337
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,695
I'm driving!
I'm a driver!
338
00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:22,729
We know!
339
00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:25,899
Yeah, tracer. You do stuff like that
when you date Supervillains.
340
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:30,003
Where'd you put it? Is it in his brain,
or is it like a secret tracer tooth?
341
00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:33,974
I hid it in my mouth and I jammed it up...
Honey, like I said...
342
00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:37,177
you do some pretty strange things
when you date Supervillains.
343
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,048
I'm still keeping this thing.
344
00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:43,817
It's the first net cannon
I've used that actually works.
345
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,788
- They usually just mess up the guy's hair.
- Prototype. I'll get you more net cartridges.
346
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:52,860
Thanks. That killer hand is pretty cool.
Can you get me one of those?
347
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:56,296
That's all me. The outcome
of a botched experiment that made me evil.
348
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,700
I so called that.
So, we done here or what?
349
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,268
It's just those guys over there.
350
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,804
I want them to show you
that twin double roll thing.
351
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:06,640
You're mad, sir.
It can't be done without a trampoline.
352
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:10,978
Wait. Let me do this. You'll love this.
Follow my lead. Classic.
353
00:20:11,245 --> 00:20:13,580
Oh, sweet mercy!
354
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,984
I've been rend asunder by your violence!
355
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,853
Be merciful and finish me off.
356
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:23,924
Have a heart!
Put one between his eyes!
357
00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:28,562
My God! Do I have to do it?
Give me those guns!
358
00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:41,542
Well met.
You do that with his own finger.
359
00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:44,878
- Yeah, it's just one guy.
- You show-off.
360
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:46,647
My car.
361
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:50,250
I just fixed that!
362
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:52,152
- My queen!
- Brock!
363
00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:54,154
- Brock, I drove!
- Boys, you're all right!
364
00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:58,592
This is a joke! What the hell
is going on here? Where's Doc?
365
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,727
What do you want me to do?
Read their fortunes?
366
00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:04,264
They are Magic: The Gathering cards,
not Tarot cards.
367
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,933
You can fuzz 'em at their heads.
368
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:08,402
You catch a corner with one of those
and they'll know what hit them.
369
00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:11,905
We'll get our asses kicked.
We didn't have a breakfast.
370
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:15,242
Gentlemen, it's time
we take back the cocoon.
371
00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:18,879
Hands in the center.
Who would like to lead us in prayer?
372
00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:21,682
Smash puny humans.
373
00:21:22,249 --> 00:21:23,951
Did you hear something?
374
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,389
On three. One, two!
375
00:21:30,124 --> 00:21:32,025
Three!
376
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,192
Well, his vital signs seem to be fine.
377
00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:08,929
You told me you never put a tracer
on another man before.
378
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,931
Glad I wasn't
the first one through the door.
379
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:14,201
- Who are all these people?
- Are they all mommy's other boyfriends?
380
00:22:14,301 --> 00:22:17,805
Stop calling me your f... mommy!
Come on, don't kill them.
381
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,941
From what I've gathered, The Monarch
is only guilty of poor judgment...
382
00:22:21,075 --> 00:22:22,709
and not being able to get over me.
383
00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:25,779
As you wish, my queen.
He is only a man...
384
00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:28,982
and no man is immune to your charm.
385
00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:32,086
"No man."
I'm still lookin' for scars on her.
386
00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:34,955
What?
387
00:22:35,489 --> 00:22:36,723
I'm a Supervillain.