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Joe, I'm gonna need
three copies of this.
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- You want me to go out there and do that?
- Check out this site.
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Go ahead.
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Where is he?!
5
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- Where is Venture?
- Venture?
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Dude, no, stop!
There's been a mistake!
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What now?
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This isn't the secret Venture compound.
It's your accountant's office.
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What? Are you kidding?
That was, like, my best entrance ever!
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It was excellent.
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- Very impressive.
- This sucks!
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Wrong address. Wrong address.
Everybody back in the cocoon.
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- Should we...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Take the pens and the Post-its
and some, copy paper.
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You always need copy paper.
And get that security tape!
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I want a Quicktime
of my minty-fresh entrance...
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posted on my homepage by tomorrow!
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Who's a pretty pussy cat?
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Who's a pretty,
pretty pussy cat?
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Yes. You are.
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No, no! Just calm... Don't!
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OK, fine, go!
Just go!
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Mr. Venture, you're back.
How was Japan?
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Fan-freaking-tastic.
How'd you know?
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- Call it a hunch.
- Is that what you call it?
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No. I call it an Oni.
Actually, a Japanese demon.
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So you can see it. Thank you!
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Brock said it was the diet pills.
Can you get rid of it?
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Yes, yes.
I have just the stuff!
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These Oni are usually after
some form of retribution.
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So what did you do?
Violate a sacred temple? No. Let me guess.
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You relieved yourself
in someone's zen garden.
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Here we are!
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One demon extraction
coming right up!
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What the hell?
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- Wily one, this demon of yours.
- Damn it!
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Perhaps we should have snuck up on it.
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Nice. It was perfectly content
to just tag along until you pissed it off.
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Surprise! You don't know
what the hell you're doing.
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The Tempest Tongs
should have worked.
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I must consult a higher power!
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Wait here while I go
to my daughter's closet.
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OK. I've reviewed the video
of the attack on Venture.
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What happened?
Why did we suck?
45
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How can we not suck
in the future?
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One answer pops up every time.
Weaponry. 21?
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Gentlemen,
I give you the Peda-Blade!
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Two razor-sharp blades
menacingly attached to...
49
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not the end of a skinny arm...
50
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but the end of a long, fat leg...
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giving us both
the reach and the edge...
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or should I say two edges?
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But we raided the wrong address!
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We need real planning, not...
What? Figure skates?
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Look. I am trying. This is really tough.
I know I'm not Dr. Girl...
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- Do not say her name!
- Forgive me...
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but zee problem is one of planning,
not one of armament.
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Mr. Zee Monarch
already has a dazzling armory.
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What he needs is a strategist.
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A man of his prestige cannot simply
go after an enemy all villy-nilly.
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He can't give an enema
to free Willy? What?
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Shut up, 21. You might learn
something from this guy.
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What you need
is a second in command...
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who understands the intricacies
of organized villainy.
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- Zis I could offer you.
- Perfect! You're hired, Number?
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Number Killinger,
Dr. Henry Killinger.
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And this is my Magic Murder Bag.
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Come on, Deano! You are, like,
the worst wheelman ever.
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We're actually moving slower
than when you were parallel-parking.
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Gun it! Look for some jumps!
Try to get her up on two wheels!
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Get something cool going, will you?
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Don't distract the driver.
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- Ten and two, ten and two.
- Hey. What's that up ahead?
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I didn't know we got that much traffic
inside the compound.
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I get it. I'll bet Brock set this up,
you know, to test us.
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OK, Mr. Handbook,
so what do we do?
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We should pull over
to the shoulder.
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I'll set up the road flares
and try to flag down a state trooper.
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You see if anyone's been injured.
Wait! K-turn.
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Hank!
Roll, Hank!
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Tuck and roll!
Protect your limbs!
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Will you come on?
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Holy smokes!
Hey, lady. Are you OK?
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Don't move her!
You're not supposed to...
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See?
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Master?!
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Master, are you here?
I have need of your counsel.
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Orpheus, you'll love this. Check me out.
I'm Catherine the Great's horse...
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00:05:08,943 --> 00:05:12,140
to teach you a lesson
about biting off more than you can chew.
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My partially lovely assistant, Miss
Manyface, will play the part of Catherine.
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- Hi.
- Enough with the chatter.
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Get under there. Don't wince!
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Master, far be it from me to question
the relevance of your symbolism...
94
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but I'm fairly certain the whole horse
thing was an urban legend.
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What do you think?
Pretty sweet, huh?
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- This floor totally lights up.
- If you don't mind me saying...
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you seem to be a tad overstaffed in
your control room. You could reassign...
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Say no more!
You're right again, #2.
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Him and... the dead guy next to him.
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This place is all creepy since that mumbly
guy just magically showed up.
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Totally!
And those new Black Guard dicks...
102
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took the Tekken 3 game
out of the lounge!
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Those guys are wicked spooky.
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How unfair is it
that they get the cool uniforms?
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- I'm still wearing an orange jerkin.
- Jerkin...
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One of you little chatter bugs
want to pop open the Venture files?
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Killinger needs
to be brought up to speed.
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- Yeah. Those files are classified.
- By whom?
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By you.
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OK. Great.
Well, now they're unclassified.
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Boys!
Where the hell?
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Boys, come in.
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You seen the boys? They were supposed
to be practicing for their road test...
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but looks like
they forgot the car part.
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What are you guys... into there?
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Orpheus is making me follow
that magic head thing I told you about.
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We're very close
to divining its will!
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He's got you doing it now.
You guys are cute together.
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I'm gonna go look for the boys.
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Story of my life.
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It stopped. It seems interested
in this automobile.
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Tell me. Is it associated
with some recent sin of yours?
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I wish! I can't remember the last time
I got lucky in that car.
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Unless you count the dollar
I found under the seat.
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Can't see why the beast would want...
What are you doing?
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That wasn't so hard, was it?
Problem solved.
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No, Mr. Venture.
You're still bound to the beast...
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by the gossamer,
invisible threads of psychic...
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Mother of God!
Help!
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I suggest we get in
and see where it takes us.
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What if it wants
to go back to Japan?
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Zee Venture problem
is very volatile.
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We must approach it with caution...
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but first we need
to address our domestic issues.
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The floating cocoon
is in bad need of...
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The cocoon's fine.
I think the problem is you.
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He's right. Yeah.
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Everybody just thinks you're so great,
but you're just so not!
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- Who do you think you are?
- Come on.
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This guy just waltzes in here
with his huge baby-bearing hips...
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and he starts changing everything.
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Zat's not fair.
I never chose my build.
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I can't believe you guys are falling
for this sheep in wolf's clothing.
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He's trying to destroy us from the inside.
How can you not see that?
145
00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:06,584
Nobody talks to my hot,
new #2 like that!
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Black Guards, bring him
to the Chamber of A Thousand Torments!
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There you may deliver
torments 1 through 980.
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Killinger, I'm gonna
let you do torment 993...
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'cause you seem
to have bigger thumbs than me.
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Forgive me, but your methods
of discipline may be too Draconian.
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Give me a moment along
with Mr. Henchman #24.
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I know I can change his mind.
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Wait.
I almost forgot.
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My Magic Murder Bag.
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We've stopped.
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- What is this place?
- A cheap motel.
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Perhaps it wants us to stay here
and rest until morning.
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Wait. I know what you're doing.
You're trying to get me in the sack!
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I beg your pardon!
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No wonder nobody
but you can see that head.
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How dare?
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The tights, the jewelry,
always tagging along.
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"Let me get my big gay cloak,
and I'll join you!"
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- I'm trying to help you!
- Help me out of my speedsuit.
165
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Jock Rock my ass!
Listen to those lyrics, man.
166
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It's all about love and longing.
167
00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,451
Yes, and hobbits, too.
168
00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:26,990
Look. It's a metaphor.
They wrote about a lot of other stuff.
169
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,161
Why am I arguing with a robot?
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Right up ahead.
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Don't think
we're done talking about this.
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Oh, no.
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Thank God.
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Crap. Myra's back.
175
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,861
Well, isn't this new and different?
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00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,839
- Hey, Dean.
- What?
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00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:09,172
- I smell pee-pee.
- Well, what are you looking at me for?
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00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:11,735
Dean, did you get pee-pee
scared again?
179
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No. Shut up.
Where are we this time?
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♪ Hush, little darling,
don't say a word ♪
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00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,452
♪ Mama's gonna buy you
a mockingbird ♪
182
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OK. That is creepy.
183
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:25,249
♪ And if that mockingbird
don't sing ♪
184
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,593
You're up. You can relax.
185
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,189
The nightmare is finally over.
186
00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:32,699
No, it isn't.
187
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:36,260
Hanky, my little,
snotty-puggy-dinky.
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00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:40,034
Dean, Dean, Dean, Jimmy Dean,
Jimmy Dean sausages.
189
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,440
You're safe now.
190
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,104
You're with mommy!
191
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,478
I have to bring
the prisoner his medication.
192
00:10:53,521 --> 00:10:56,217
- Give me the medication. I'll do it.
- OK, but...
193
00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:59,090
you have to administer it to him.
It's a suppository.
194
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,651
You know, it's up-the-butt medicine.
195
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,961
Oh, don't knock or anything.
196
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:07,991
It's not like I live
with eighty guys and no women...
197
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,595
so there is no chance
I'm masturbating.
198
00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:12,367
Chill. I thought I was rescuing you.
199
00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,931
What did he do to you?
What's in his Magic Murder Bag?
200
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,840
Dude, have you even talked to him?
201
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,936
He's great!
He's like Mr. Belvedere.
202
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:22,312
He knows nothing about honor
or living by the sword.
203
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,681
- He's not like us.
- What are you talking about?
204
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,949
Seriously. That Killinger guy
has brainwashed the whole cocoon.
205
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:31,014
Man, will you just talk to him already?
He's amazing!
206
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,548
He cured my herpes.
207
00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:35,255
I bet he could even help you
with your problem.
208
00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:38,493
He's already got to you.
Don't touch me! Stay back.
209
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,057
- Stay back, pod-person!
- All right. Whatever.
210
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,762
You're not our mom!
211
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,294
- You just can't be!
- On account of the crazy.
212
00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:49,571
Search your feelings, boys.
You know it to be true, so true.
213
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:53,011
Funny how it seems always in time
but never in line for dreams.
214
00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,605
OK. We're losing her again.
215
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,981
I bought a ticket to the world,
but now I've come back again!
216
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,885
If you're supposed to be our mom,
then why you got us tied up?
217
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,082
People only do that
when they want to kill us.
218
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,215
Or hold us for ransom.
219
00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:07,421
- Or touch us inappropriately.
- What? When? That never happ...
220
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:10,021
Sergeant Hatred?
What? Did you block that out?
221
00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:13,693
Wait. You were passed out from the wine.
Most of it was awful. Trust me.
222
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:17,898
This is no life for my sweet boys.
I would have never, ever...
223
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,669
Rusty, why have you forsaken me?!
224
00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:25,238
Have I ever told you
how mommy and daddy met?
225
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:32,050
Eat web!
226
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,715
What are you?
227
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,053
Black Guards!
228
00:12:37,091 --> 00:12:39,821
He's covered my Magic Murder Bag
mit silly string.
229
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,420
You can silence me,
but there will be others.
230
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:45,091
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus/
231
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,059
It's "Sic semper tyrranis."
232
00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:49,831
You said,
"Always faithful terrible lizard."
233
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,428
I did? Cool!
234
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,168
♪ I've got ice and snacks ♪
235
00:12:57,211 --> 00:13:00,339
And here's some Mercurochrome
for you road burns.
236
00:13:00,381 --> 00:13:02,008
Thanks.
Sorry about earlier.
237
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:05,075
I'm probably just still jet-lagged
and, you know...
238
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,053
floating demon head and all.
239
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,577
Apology accepted.
240
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:13,491
Just stay on your side
of the room... tiger.
241
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,426
Yes.
242
00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:21,192
You... You want to go
halfsies on a skin flick?
243
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,702
'Kay.
244
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,795
You might want to let me go.
Fair warning.
245
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,999
'Cause when I get scared,
I get super gassy.
246
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:30,204
Once I threw up on a kid
sitting in front of me in a tilt-a-whirl.
247
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,042
Don't forget when you passed out
on The Monarch's cat.
248
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,480
Yeah. I killed Mr. Mostly Mittens.
Oh, my God!
249
00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:37,143
You're 24!
250
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,517
You're still under the hypnospell.
OK. This is for your own good.
251
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:43,489
Look into my eyes.
You're extremely relaxed...
252
00:13:43,524 --> 00:13:46,084
and you feel the urge to let me go.
253
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:50,586
You know in your heart that I will
rescue you and save the whole cocoon.
254
00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:53,429
Will you knock it off?
I'm just taking you to your room.
255
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:57,494
And that is what you will tell them.
Your limbs are getting heavy.
256
00:13:57,538 --> 00:14:00,507
So heavy. Sleep.
257
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,270
Sleep. Sl...
258
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,575
Crap! I fell on my cellular pho...
259
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,173
Sleepy, so sleepy!
260
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:15,118
He was my first job,
fresh out of the OSI academy.
261
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,851
I was still just a girl.
What did I know?
262
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:21,258
"Never let your guard down,
never let him out of your sight...
263
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,263
"never fall in love."
264
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,758
That's what they taught me.
But I couldn't help myself!
265
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,235
Your father...
266
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,704
I spent 24 hours a day with him.
267
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,402
First, there were casual glances...
268
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:40,141
the occasional brush of the hand,
clever innuendo.
269
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,012
It was inevitable.
270
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,953
Something would happen
sooner or later.
271
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,514
♪ Then the pleasure stopped... ♪
272
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,895
No, no. It was not ooky!
273
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:02,630
It was the most wonderful,
passionate night of either of our lives!
274
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,159
And nine months later...
275
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:08,231
you two perfect wet,
little pink kittens came into the world...
276
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,175
from out of my body.
277
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,235
Oh, double eww!
278
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:16,181
I just didn't know what else to do.
He's taken over the whole cocoon...
279
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,674
and you're our last hope. Oh, this?
This is the new Monarch Mobile.
280
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,917
That's how bad it's gotten.
It doesn't even burn nitrous.
281
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,787
It's, like, a family car.
My God!
282
00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:27,555
Once he painted wings on it
with water-based paint...
283
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:31,030
so, when it rained, it dripped off
and looked like we tie-dyed it...
284
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,397
like we took it to Magic Mountain
and did that spin-art thing on it.
285
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:37,427
- You remember spin-art?
- Yes, I remember spin-art.
286
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:40,565
- Spin-art was so cool.
- Just drive.
287
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,502
Thanks, buddy.
288
00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:47,674
You ain't much in a fight,
but you're good at rescue and recovery.
289
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,979
Yeah, I thought she was gone for good
after the last time too...
290
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:54,351
but some crazy people won't stay
locked up, you know what I mean?
291
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,190
That's beautiful, H.E.L.P. ER.
What was that, Shel Silverstein?
292
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:09,669
Well, I don't think Maya Angelou
was talking about this chick.
293
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,364
She's as deadly as they come...
294
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:16,365
and if she hurts those boys again,
I'll take her down permanently this time.
295
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,810
No, not Maya Angelou.
296
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:23,146
Just keep scanning
those tire tracks with your infrared, OK?
297
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,487
OK, OK!
I'm up damn it!
298
00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:33,721
Your father had me locked away,
locked me away, away...
299
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,662
so he could have you all to himself,
so he could fill you with his lies!
300
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:39,928
He never once
told you about me, has he?
301
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:42,367
Not in all your 19 years!
302
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,165
- We're 16.
- You see?
303
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,105
See what, crazy lady?
Make sense!
304
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,664
He's brainwashed you...
305
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:51,576
with those lie machines
he makes you sleep in.
306
00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:55,446
That's why I had to kidnap you.
To save you!
307
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,110
And here are
your brothers and sisters.
308
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,553
They're hungry.
309
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,955
Oh, my babies!
You must be starved, too.
310
00:17:04,992 --> 00:17:09,156
Let mama feed you, my thirsty babies.
Let mama love you!
311
00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:17,661
May I help you?
312
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,332
Isn't it a big early
for a costume party?
313
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:23,002
Why, you throwing one, Dracula?
314
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,342
My friend and I would like to check out.
315
00:17:30,284 --> 00:17:31,615
♪ I feel the spirit... ♪
316
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:35,349
Mr. Venture!
I could use some assistance!
317
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:39,223
I can't believe I'm hanging out with you.
I always thought we'd get along.
318
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,558
You were kind of distant,
which is cool, you know. That's fine.
319
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,723
You know what rules?
That outfit rules.
320
00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:49,361
Dude, I just copped an accidental feel.
Wicked sorry.
321
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,031
- What are you doing? That's alarmed.
- Yes. I know.
322
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,041
I'm the one who installed it.
Now, shut up and follow my lead.
323
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,373
Well.
324
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,139
So you as good at fighting
as you are at talking?
325
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,585
Hell, no. Look at me!
I'm more of a weapons expert.
326
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,528
That is so excellent.
327
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,123
I like to do that, too. It's soft.
328
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,966
Do not follow me.
Just stay here and do... whatever.
329
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,334
OK.
330
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,238
Yeah. I am totally falling for her.
331
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,870
Thank the maker! I've been holding
that back for, like, two hours.
332
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:34,642
Safety first.
Bukley buck buck.
333
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,946
- Daddy!
- Hello, boys. I see you've met Myra.
334
00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:39,978
Did she tell you how
she burnt down our house yet?
335
00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:43,556
No hellos for me?
Now, Rusty...
336
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,582
is that any way
to treat your forever girl?
337
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:50,197
Dean, tell this lunatic that my lawyer has
advised me not to communicate with her.
338
00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:54,060
My dad's lawyer has advised him
not to communicate with you.
339
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,168
Stay close.
340
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,069
Any of your weapons still work?
341
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:02,769
All right, well...
Keep your helicopter blades on...
342
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,404
wave your arms around, squeal a lot.
That might be scary.
343
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:10,372
Damn it!
344
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,713
All right.
We're doing this.
345
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,292
Ten and two, ten and two.
346
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,222
♪ My muse is calling ♪
347
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,310
Everyone OK?
348
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,014
- Everyone except mommy.
- She'll be all right.
349
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:50,990
- I feel like Catherine the Great.
- Where's Dr. "O"?
350
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,261
They smell my cat.
351
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,092
Wait, wait, wait.
So we never attack Venture?
352
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:00,497
Zere is no need.
353
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:03,094
My plans for a summit
are both simple und elegant.
354
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,569
And completely retarded!
355
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,038
Did you just mumble something
about a summit?
356
00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:09,668
That is not crushing Venture!
You don't get it.
357
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,302
- We have to...
- You should move.
358
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,438
You don't want her to land on you
when she falls from zee ceiling.
359
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:17,245
When who calls for a healing? What?
360
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:21,550
- What the hell is she doing here?
- She has come to rescue you.
361
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,182
- From what?
- From loneliness, you silly-billy.
362
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,886
- Who the hell are you?
- Dr. Henry Killinger. Wait.
363
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,195
Here. Give these
to zee lovely woman...
364
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,360
and zis is for you.
Mr. Zee Monarch's journal.
365
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,734
His love for you
is spelled out on every page...
366
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,966
and there are
some very nice drawings, also.
367
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,531
- That's private!
- Love is not private.
368
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:45,067
Love is to be shared.
369
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:47,308
I have locked you in.
370
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,680
Neither of you may leave
until you have reached compromise.
371
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,413
Good luck,
and may love show you zee way.
372
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,354
Say good-bye
to all your pretty children for me.
373
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,619
Can you understand
what he's saying?
374
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,148
Like, half the time.
375
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:04,596
My umbrella is stuck on something.
I require assistance.
376
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:08,533
- So is she or isn't she?
- OK, Hank, look!
377
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:12,766
She used to be Power Cat
on American Gladiator.
378
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:16,503
Show gets tanked,
she checks herself into the nuthouse.
379
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,512
Every couple of years,
she puts on the old costume...
380
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:23,812
kidnaps you or tries to kill your dad
or burns down the compound.
381
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,410
Depends on what meds
she's coming off of.
382
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,546
How come
we don't remember her then?
383
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:32,251
Look. You don't remember
because you're cl...
384
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,783
- Cl-cl-cl...
- I can't help feeling...
385
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,160
like we're not getting
the whole story.
386
00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:39,688
Right! Maybe she was telling the truth.
387
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,463
All right! So I f... her!
What of it?
388
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:15,257
Come, Liebe-Scheusal.
You tried your best.
389
00:22:15,302 --> 00:22:18,999
Yes. You failed to reunite them,
but look at it zis way.
390
00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:21,837
You saved his boys,
und zat's what counts.
391
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:25,174
Compromise, my friend,
is zee essence of diplomacy...
392
00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:28,340
and diplomacy
is zee cornerstone of love.
393
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:31,179
♪ Sveet love ♪