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Hey, Monarch!

2
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- Huh? Yeah, yeah
- I'm taking your... car!

3
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"24!"

4
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24!

5
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No!

6
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No!

7
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Agent Samson!
Agent Samson, can you hear me?

8
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Medic! I need a medic over here!

9
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Heartrate's dropping.
We gotta get that...

10
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shrapnel out of him now!

11
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It's huge.
I need more suction here

12
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He's flatlining.
Stay with us, Samson!

13
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Oh, you are a squirmy one, Venture.

14
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Sit still.

15
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Hank... Hank?
Do you have it? Over.

16
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- "Yeah, it's a clean shot."
- Good! Hold it there.

17
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Dean?
Come in, Dean.

18
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- "What?"
- Did you stab him to death yet?

19
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"No, I didn't.
I lost my knife again."

20
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"Because I hate it.
I'm gonna take my shot now."

21
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I have it figured out that if I can just
skim pop's belt buckle

22
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maybe the bullet will ricochet off it
and kill the guy with the gun.

23
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Hank, I will give you so much money
to not shoot your dad.

24
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"I don't wanna do this,
Mr. Hatred."

25
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I'm not giving you a choice here!
You gotta stab Hitler!

26
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- I can't!
- "All right, ya forced my hand."

27
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"HELPeR, come in HELPeR."

28
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"HELPeR, murder Hitler."

29
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Down boy!
Down! Down! Heel!

30
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Giant Boy Detective, no!
Come back!

31
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Dean!
Don't look at it!

32
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Shut your eyes, Dean!

33
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Don't look at it,
no matter what happens!

34
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It's beautiful!

35
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You're getting face all over me!
Hot melting face!

36
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I did it...

37
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Yep, I hit every light
with one bullet.

38
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Ow!

39
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Hello? Anyone?

40
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"Well, what the hell do we do
with the big lug when he wakes up?"

41
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"We put him back to work."

42
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"The guy's a damn traitor.
He quit the agency!"

43
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"Top brass thinks there's
still some use for him"

44
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if he can be persuaded to curtail
certain anti-social behaviors.

45
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What're they thinkin'?
The old brain drain?

46
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- Full memory wipe?
- No. That brain of his has got

47
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20 years worth of news
we can use.

48
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He just needs a little
attitude adjustment.

49
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Wakey wakey, Mr. Hatred.

50
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It's time to make all those little naked
boys in your head go bye bye

51
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"Stop him!"

52
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Bring him back to room
2-2-7 and strap him down.

53
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Oh, Samson.
What're you doing out of bed...

54
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- Oh, hey!
- What'd you bastards do to me?

55
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You were dying!
We saved your life!

56
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,200
Why, so I could be one
of your zombies?

57
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I know the kind of...
you do on this level.

58
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Sick bay was full of wounded!
We had nowhere else to bring you!

59
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What the hell did you do to me?

60
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Just relax, Samson.
Let us take care of you.

61
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Oh, god!

62
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- Please... don't kill me!
- I'm not.

63
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No!
No, HELPeR!

64
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Whatever you do, do not engage
your helicopter blades!

65
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You'll kill us both!

66
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No, I won't.
Just trust me.

67
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Hank, you take out the lights.
I'll get the Nazis.

68
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I mean, if Oswald can squeeze off
three hot slugs in six seconds

69
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old Hatred can drop evil Nazis
in half that time.

70
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Is it me, or does every Nazi
wanna clone Hitler?

71
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It's like the only thing they think of.

72
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Seems that way, right?

73
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I guess when everybody hates you,
ya fixate on making rotten Hitlers.

74
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How can you say that about Hitler?

75
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I love Hitler! And Hitler loves me!
He's not all bad.

76
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Hitler just needs someone
to believe in him!

77
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- Can't you just give Hitler a chance?
- Dean! Hitler is a mass murderer!

78
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He's pure evil!
And you have to kill him!

79
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I won't destroy the only thing
I've ever loved!

80
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I won't kill Hitler!
Never ever!

81
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- You might want to look at your face.
- Oh, come on!

82
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I shoulda asked RuPaul
to paint my camo face!

83
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I'll kill Hitler! I've killed hundreds
of Nazis before.

84
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Many of them
with a grenade launcher.

85
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Medal of Honor, Heroes II.
I can also blow up a submarine.

86
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He must be killed
with this golden dagger.

87
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And only after the cleansing of fire.

88
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And Dean is the only one
he'll let get close enough to do it.

89
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All right, everybody out.
I gotta wipe.

90
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Good Lord, have you been using
the toilet under there

91
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- this whole time?
- We are at war with Hitler again!

92
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This is how it's done on
the front lines, soldier!

93
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Hank, hand me that magazine!

94
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We're out of TP.

95
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"Hey... Mister?
News flash from the situation room."

96
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"We're outta toilet paper."

97
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You told me you hadda make
number one, not number two, kid.

98
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Well, I don't speak your
special spy code talk!

99
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Come on, dude.
Don't make me do the crab walk here.

100
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Fine, kid. Where do you keep
the... tickets in this dump?

101
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"The linen closet.
Right down the hall."

102
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- "Hurry!"
- Jeez, deliver me from 1978.

103
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"Did you find it?"

104
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No, but I think I found
your dad's time machine.

105
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Dammit, HELPeR,

106
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if I wasn't afraid it might stop
my heart, I would shut you down.

107
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"'Don't take another step,' said
Giant Boy Detective, urgently."

108
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"'The floor is booby-trapped!'"

109
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"'How do you know?'
asked Suzy...""

110
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All right, Wishbone. Why don't you give
Giant Boy Detective a rest?

111
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You're givin' me a migraine here.

112
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I only have five more chapters to go.

113
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It'd be a whole lot more fun
if you read Suzy's parts.

114
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"'Gosh,' said Suzy,"

115
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"'How did you know it was
the rancher all along?'"

116
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"'Simple, Suzy,'
thundered Giant Boy Detective,"

117
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"his freakishly loud voice echoing off
the walls of the old mine."

118
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"'Cow patties don't sparkle."

119
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"That was gold dust on his boots!'"

120
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"The end."
Happy now?

121
00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,160
Wow.
I did not see that coming.

122
00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,240
Brock!
I know you couldn't quit us!

123
00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,680
They can't know
that I'm here.

124
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HELPeR!
I knew you couldn't quit us!

125
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You gotta be quiet.
I don't have much time.

126
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Now where is everybody?

127
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Hank's in the bathroom
with Mr. Doe or something.

128
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Pop's getting yelled at by
a bunch of your old friends.

129
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Samson! What the dog-dammit
are you doing back?

130
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- Brock, are you 'on the lam'?
- No time to explain. Here.

131
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Give this to your dad for me.
I gotta go.

132
00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,880
Wait. Are you taking
HELPeR with you?

133
00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,400
Yeah, Dean. I'm afraid
I gotta borrow him for a while.

134
00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,920
Then here.
Take my hoverbike.

135
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You keep it, Dean.
And tell your brother... I don't know.

136
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Tell him to "stay gold"
or you write something.

137
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You're good with words.

138
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Had a total cray-pas situation up there.
Took me a while to lock it down.

139
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Whoa?
What happened to these guys?

140
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What did you bore them to death?

141
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Brock. He was just here.
You missed him.

142
00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,120
Yeah. And what, he whisked away
up the chimney

143
00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,160
with a thumb of his nose?

144
00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:09,240
Wait! I think I hear hoofsteps
up on the roof!

145
00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,320
That's the X-1!
Maybe Brock's back!

146
00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,920
You hear that, Giant Boy Detective?
Brock's home!

147
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,920
His name isn't
Giant Boy Detective.

148
00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,360
And Dad said he has to go.

149
00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,360
Giant Boy Detective
isn't going anywhere.

150
00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:28,120
H. E. Double hockey sticks!
It's the X-1 alright.

151
00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,120
"But that sure ain't Brock."

152
00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,440
What the hell did you do to my jet?

153
00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,680
You, sir, are lucky I returned it.

154
00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,880
No, you're lucky it has
a homing autopilot function!

155
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,880
What is going on?
Who are these idiots?

156
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,680
This is my LARP crew,
The Orchard Street Wolf Pack.

157
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They are here to keep the peace.

158
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Now step aside.
I have business to attend to.

159
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Finally.
Look what they did to my jet.

160
00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,080
I think the Monarch's boys did that.

161
00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,320
Whatever! Just... I don't know.
Kill these guys or something.

162
00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,680
What you got there?
Foam swords?

163
00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,600
- We made them ourselves.
- Mine's a battle axe.

164
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Look, I'm sorry!

165
00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,600
But I'm in deep doo-doo
with this whole cloning thing.

166
00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,640
The OSI's on my ass,
and now I have these other nut-bags

167
00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,360
making me clone their dead hero
"or else."

168
00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:12,120
I don't care. I gave you a priceless
family heirloom and you deceived me.

169
00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,920
Now good day!

170
00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,720
"I've come to seek council with
the necromancer in your village."

171
00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,640
But you're a necromancer.
That's what necromancers do.

172
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,800
That is the definition of necromancer.

173
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,040
Well, yes, technically. But the term
is used loosely these days.

174
00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,840
Magician, wizard, warlock...

175
00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,280
they sound rather goofy.
Necromancer is all we've got left.

176
00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,160
- Omelet?
- You can't do anything?

177
00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,080
I'm sorry, I can't hel...

178
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,000
What is that racket?

179
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,560
Drop it! Drop it, boy!
Drop! Drop it!

180
00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,440
He's been in my reliquary chest!

181
00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,800
I'm sorry!
My dad wanted to kill him!

182
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,240
I was gonna hide him here!

183
00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,320
He has the holy arm of
Saint Moses the Black of Scete!

184
00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,760
Where did he even find it?

185
00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,680
This dog has a great evil in him.

186
00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,760
That is learned behavior.
That's the owner's fault usually.

187
00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,440
You have to show them
that you're the alpha male.

188
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:04,120
Not even the great Cesar Milan
could whisper this hell hound!

189
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,360
Dean, give me your funny pages!

190
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,880
Bad news, Dean.
Your dog is the spawn of hell

191
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,320
and you must kill him.

192
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,280
Why does everybody want
to kill my dog?

193
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,000
Because he carries the soul of evil.

194
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,560
I must prepare the ritual of cleansing!

195
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,680
I totally wish that guy
lived next to me.

196
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,160
Seriously cool.

197
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,120
- And his daughter is pretty.
- Bonus...

198
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,360
Hey... what comic book
were you reading?

199
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,240
"I've done all that I can"

200
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,080
"but he's highly unstable
in this state."

201
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,080
We thank you, Herr Doctor.

202
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,600
You will be rewarded handsomely

203
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,640
- in the fourth Reich.
- Yeah, whatever.

204
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,880
But if you fellas don't find
another body soon

205
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,680
you're gonna be all
out of Reichs.

206
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:56,360
Workin' with Nazis now?
That's pretty low, even for you.

207
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,720
Oh, hey.
You Hunter's friend, right?

208
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,520
Not anymore.
I need an operation fast.

209
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,360
And you're the best
I know at this kind of...

210
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,040
unorthodox work.

211
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,480
Lemme guess...
you want to beat up Hunter

212
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,080
but you can't punch a girl?
So you want me to make a snip, snip!

213
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,280
- Meow! Cat fight!
- What? No.

214
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:16,560
I want you to remove something
a little higher up.

215
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,560
- What made you change your mind?
- Huh?

216
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,400
I put in a lot of those this year.

217
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,320
Ever since the Iron Man,
everybody wants the robot hearts.

218
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,240
Yeah, well...theirs probably
don't talk this much.

219
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,680
How come all of a sudden
you trust me now?

220
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,360
What's to stop me from killing you
when you're under?

221
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,240
Him...

222
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,880
Okay.

223
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,320
And... time!

224
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,840
The stopwatch doesn't have
an hour function, so...

225
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,600
whatever.

226
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,440
You somehow built your
blindfold into your gun.

227
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,720
And I'm pretty sure
the trigger doesn't go there.

228
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,400
Hank, where is your uniform?

229
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,840
I'm not wearing that clown suit.

230
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,200
- And you are not the boss of me.
- Au contraire!

231
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,000
I'm Tony Danza to your
spunky Alyssa Milano!

232
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,320
I am full on Charles in charge of you!

233
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,360
You are my unit!

234
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,160
- Unit.
- And a unit operates as one!

235
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,760
We dress the same,
we walk the same

236
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,480
we eat the same!

237
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,320
Do you like pineapples and ham
on your pizza?

238
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,640
- Gross, no.
- Well you do now!

239
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,600
Why? Because I do!
Unit!

240
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,600
Now put on your Venture blues
before I tell you

241
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,800
how much you love Country
and Western music!

242
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,200
Brock is my bodyguard.
Not you.

243
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,680
- Take this.
- Cool! Okay.

244
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,000
- Now shoot me.
- Huh? Really?

245
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,880
Henry, I trust you.

246
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,600
And if you don't trust me,
I want you to shoot me.

247
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,280
Hank.
I don't like Henry.

248
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,240
Well I love Henry!
Now shoot me!

249
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,160
Those bullets are like a dollar each!

250
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,560
I'm taking every missed shot out
of your allowance, mister.

251
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,000
Will you two stop it?

252
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,480
When the going gets tough,
that boy always gets going.

253
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,440
You really want me to shoot you?

254
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,760
Hey, I have tried everything
to earn your respect.

255
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,560
If this is what it's gonna take
to get it, I'll take the bullet!

256
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,000
Shoot me, Henry!

257
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,640
That's two dollars out
of your allowance

258
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,640
and I'm still not bleeding!

259
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,640
Hot damn potato!
Ya hit me!

260
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,920
Oh my God!
I am so sorry.

261
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,600
Don't apologize, boy!

262
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,480
Remember this moment!

263
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,000
Remember when we became
blood brothers.

264
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,400
Remember when ol' Hatred
took a bullet for you.

265
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,120
Remember the power,
the regret, the confusion.

266
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,840
Get it away from me!

267
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,520
Come on, Dean!
HELPeR's back!

268
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,120
It's just like when Brock was here!

269
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,800
He just wants a hug, Dean!

270
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:54,760
It's time, Steve.
I have to do this.

271
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,600
Violence begets violence.

272
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,560
You don't have to live
like that anymore.

273
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,480
They played me for a fool.
Double-crossed me. All of them.

274
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,240
If I don't do this,
I'll never be free.

275
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,680
Maybe you should wait a while.

276
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,120
I mean, you're not exactly
in peak physical condition.

277
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,960
I'm just gonna keep getting
softer if I stay any longer.

278
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,360
I tried to get you to run
with me in the mornings...

279
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,080
You got bionic legs, man.
It's no fun trying to keep up.

280
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,880
Hey, what's this?
For me?

281
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,040
Well, we couldn't let you go off
on a commando raid

282
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,600
half-dressed, now, could we?

283
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,600
I got you guys something, too.

284
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,400
I'm afraid art therapy
isn't really my bag, but...

285
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,800
it's the least I could do
to thank you for all your help.

286
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,080
It's beautiful.
We'll cherish it always.

287
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,120
I'll send you a postcard if I make it.

288
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,960
And you! Stay away
from those campers, huh?

289
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,320
I don't wanna see you
on YouTube again.

290
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,720
What the... Why does everybody
suddenly want clones?

291
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,760
What are you guys gonna
pay me with, a dog?

292
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,000
I'm not taking any more barters.
I need cash.

293
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,640
You will be paid handsomely.

294
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,600
You and your family
will live like kings

295
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,600
in the glory of
the new fatherland!

296
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,160
Wait!
You guys are Nazis!

297
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,600
- Nein, we are not.
- Yes, you are!

298
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,920
And that's like the worst fake
German accent I've ever heard.

299
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,040
- Vis is undt outrage!
- Yours is worse! Wait!

300
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,000
I get this... really?

301
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,000
You went with that cliche?
C'mon, really?

302
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,560
This dog is the Blood Grail!

303
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,240
In his veins flows the blood
of our leader.

304
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,040
Yeah, Hitler.

305
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,360
I'm not cloning Hitler!
Get out of here.

306
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,800
This is not a request.

307
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,520
You have eight months
to take that dog

308
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,160
and make a beautiful sweet
baby Hitler.

309
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,440
If upon our return
this is not accomplished

310
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,040
the consequences will be grave,

311
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,000
Herr Dr. Venture.

312
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,600
A doggie!

313
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,120
And he likes me.

314
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,320
Hank, we can't wait
for Brock anymore.

315
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,920
- We need a bodyguard.
- Aw, c'mon!

316
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,360
The doggie made a poo poo!

317
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,360
Great! Some fucking master race...

318
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,280
Dean, don't get attached to that
rotten dog, he's not staying.

319
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,280
"Burgos, Carl."

320
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,280
"Serbian diplomat."

321
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,560
He's giving a speech
at the U.N. on Thursday

322
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,880
- and the JSO want him dead.
- But not in their back yard.

323
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,040
- What's the offer?
- One hundred fifty.

324
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,680
"Tell 'em two hundred
and give it to Zara. Next."

325
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,480
"Gustavson, Paul."

326
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,520
"Norwegian industrialist. Greenpeace
says the pollution from his factory..."

327
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,560
- What the... hey!
- What? Hey! Who are you?

328
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,000
Are you with the Blackhearts?

329
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,440
None of your business.
Get out of here.

330
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,360
You get out of here.
I was here first.

331
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,200
- Why don't you make me?
- Last order of business.

332
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,800
I think we may have a mole
within the organization.

333
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,280
Really? What gives you...
that impression?

334
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,840
Idiots!

335
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,720
Easy, there, Babe Ruthless.
That's close enough.

336
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,600
Samson?
Jeez, is that you?

337
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,600
You have really let yourself go.

338
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,000
What're you gonna do,
little man... woman.

339
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,600
I know you know how
to stab me in the back

340
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,600
but do you really have
the balls to shoot me?

341
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,840
Nope.
But she does.

342
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,960
All right, let's say I do it. You do
understand that he'll be a little baby

343
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,400
and have none of
your friend's memories.

344
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,280
Really? That's a gyp.
I thought maybe he'd look like Hank.

345
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:17,160
Fat chance, I lost all my slugs
with your friend out there.

346
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,000
Fine! Do it!

347
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,960
I will raise him as my own son!

348
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,880
Anything!
Just bring 24 back to me, please!

349
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,160
Okay, okay!
Let's see the half mill.

350
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,160
This relic belonged
to my father's father.

351
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,880
It has been passed down to the first
born male in my family's line.

352
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,320
What? It's a comic. A comic
that has a price on it for ten cents.

353
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,920
A comic?
That is Marvel number one!

354
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,440
Look, I wasn't born yesterday.

355
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,600
There is no way that something
featuring Ka-zar the Great

356
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,760
and 12 pages of jungle adventure
is worth half a million bucks.

357
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,920
That's in almost dead mint condition.
That is CGC rated at 9.6.

358
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,040
Okay, why don't you go
sell your magic beans

359
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,600
to another super scientist
with an illegal cloning facility.

360
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,080
I'm done with this crap.

361
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,080
Hold on to this.
Look it up on the internet.

362
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,960
You will see that what I tell you
is completely true.

363
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,480
And take this.

364
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,200
What's this... the world's
most valuable cooler?

365
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,240
It's cloning material.
It's 24's finger.

366
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,800
It still has the Blackbeard's
diamond treasure ring I got him.

367
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,440
You can keep that
too, I guess.

368
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,800
It's worth two low,
low payments of 29.95.

369
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,480
Alright, get out of here.

370
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,160
I don't want to tell my kids
about this crap.

371
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,120
Sorry about the bad news
Highlander.

372
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,560
Looks like you'll never
see the Quickening.

373
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,240
Huh?

374
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,200
Hey, Pop! This came for you all
the way from Argentina.

375
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,400
- Hank, this is opened already.
- I had to, it was beeping.

376
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,360
So explosive device
never occurred to you?

377
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,960
Hank, you gotta
be more careful now.

378
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,840
- Your safety net's gone.
- I know... Brock's gone.

379
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,360
Yeah, that too.
What is this?

380
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,840
It's HELPeR's head wrapped up
in Brock's coat.

381
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,560
Good God, he's been left on.
It's okay.

382
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,160
Okay, I know, boy, it must have
been a nightmare.

383
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,640
Hank, push the eyes for five
seconds while I hold this.

384
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,960
Are we retrieving his data files
to find out where Brock is?

385
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,920
He's in Argentina
near a Mailboxes, Etc.

386
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,600
No, this is a hard-reboot.

387
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,600
I'm not about to send
a robot to therapy.

388
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,400
Can I have Brock's jacket?

389
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,840
If you're so excited
about worthless garbage

390
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,800
- you want this, too?
- Yeah, totally!

391
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,800
What? What's this crap?
Where's Batman?

392
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,360
What is your relationship...

393
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,520
with the assassin
Molotov Cocktease?

394
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,360
It's... complicated.

395
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,240
How long have you known
about our operation?

396
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,440
What operation? I didn't even
know you guys still existed.

397
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,520
You expect us to believe
it's just coincidence

398
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,680
that an O.S.I. Agent
waltzed into the middle

399
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,640
of an ongoing S.P.H.I.N.X.
Operation?

400
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,560
I don't care what you believe.

401
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,920
I told you, I'm not
with the agency anymore.

402
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,000
I quit.
Or they fired me.

403
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,600
I don't even know anymore, man.

404
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,440
I see.

405
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,240
Well, then perhaps we'll leave
the two of you

406
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,840
to discuss what it is
we should do with you.

407
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,440
"The two of you?"

408
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,560
Helluva pickle you got us into,
eh, boy-o?

409
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,360
Hunter!
They got you, too, huh?

410
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,520
Well it serves you right,
you two-timing bitch.

411
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,280
What the hell are you so P.O.'d
at me for?

412
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,120
So I sicced those three
reprobates on you.

413
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,000
So what?
You're Brock Samson, damn it!

414
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,720
Thought I'd add a little
spice to your life.

415
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,000
- So, what, you did me a favor?
- You're damn skippy, I did!

416
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,520
Got you out of that dead end job
and back to doing what you're best at.

417
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,880
And then what? You were hoping
I'd be so grateful to you and Molotov

418
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,240
I'd join up with your little
thrill kill girls' club?

419
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,600
Sorry, I don't have the tits for it.

420
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,520
- 'Coulda fooled me, Poppin' Fresh.
- Unless...

421
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,120
- you were working undercover...
- That's it.

422
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,200
Work it out, Thinkenstein.

423
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,320
The sex change, the defection...
it was all a ruse

424
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,040
so you could infiltrate
Molotov's group?

425
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,720
Well, you're half-right
so far...

426
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,480
You're still with O.S.I., aren't you?

427
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,040
S.P.H.I.N.X. wasn't after Molotov.
They were after you! I knew it!

428
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,200
Boy-o...

429
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,000
you don't know dick.

430
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,400
The cleansing of fire is complete.
Now Hitler must die...

431
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,160
again.

432
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,160
Bring me Giant Boy Detective!

433
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,680
He ran away.

434
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,240
Hark!
Who goes there?

435
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,000
It's okay, Giant Boy Detective.

436
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,240
Who's a good dog?
I mean, Hitler.

437
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,040
Who's a good...
Fuhrer?

438
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,480
Alert!
Come in...

439
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,800
Na, na, no, lone wolf.
We don't want to tattle.

440
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,240
I can cross "stab Hitler to death"
off my list of cool crap

441
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,720
I thought I'd never get to do.

442
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,120
- Brock?
- Hey Hank...

443
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,000
'killed Hitler.

444
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,280
Why are you here?
Why are you wearing that?

445
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,800
Why didn't you
say good bye to me?

446
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,400
- Why didn't...
- Hank! Listen buddy.

447
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,280
You have to trust me.
You can't tell anybody we were here.

448
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,880
This is our little secret.

449
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,400
- Why did you leave me?
- Hank, I'll never leave you.

450
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,920
But right now, these guys
need me a little more.

451
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,920
You can share me Hank,
can't you?

452
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,840
I mean look how big you got.

453
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,280
Can barely get my hands
around these shoulders.

454
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,920
"Hank! Hank!"

455
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,280
I'm over here! It's okay!
I'm with...

456
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,440
Hank...
did you kill Hitler?

457
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,680
No, it was... it was...

458
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,240
- an angel.
- Oh... I thought it was you.

459
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,280
I was gonna buy you
an ice cream cake and stuff.

460
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,960
Naw, I was just kidding.

461
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,560
Yeah, it was me.

462
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,200
I totally killed Hitler.

463
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,280
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