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- 74, 75...
- General Treister?

2
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Hold on! 77! Bingo.

3
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Heh, throw me that towel, son.
Squat thrusts!

4
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One for every year this bone bag refuses
to crawl under the porch and die.

5
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Let's go, big boy!
You better get in step or so help me

6
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I'll nail you to the wall
of the ladies' room!

7
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There ya go!
Knew you could do it.

8
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Now what can I do you for
my boys?

9
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- Ya here to wrestle me?
- Eh, no sir, it's Agent 92-62.

10
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Samson! That boy's gonna give me
another heart attack.

11
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My ninth, if we're counting. And we are!
What has he done now?

12
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Agent Samson has just turned
the O.S.I. list of top assassins...

13
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- into the obituary page.
- Handy if you're an editor.

14
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But a pain in the patoot
if you're me! Who's down?

15
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Don't use that one!
It's set to record Battlestar Galactica

16
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Number six...
Try to blame me!

17
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Herr Trigger, sniper. Found
in a dumpster outside of a strip club.

18
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- Apparently he's a bad tipper.
- Go-fish, at-sea assassin.

19
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Body washed up on a public beach.
Still waiting for the head.

20
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Le Tueur, big game hunter.
Presumed dead.

21
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- He doesn't answer his cell phone.
- If you met the guy, you'd understand

22
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Ehh, too much public killing.
In my day, we'd draw the curtains...

23
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before we punched a man's time clock
Boys, we gotta put an end...

24
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to this small town talent show
ourselves.

25
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It's already gone on well past
the fat lady's encore.

26
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- What's our next move, sir?
- A-squad vanquisher...

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packed to the attic
with assault doohickies!

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And daddy's gonna sit
in the big chair.

29
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- Yes, sir.
- I'm gonna personally make damn sure

30
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we end this Samson problem,
A-SAP!

31
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Let's move out!

32
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I should get dressed, I guess.

33
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You'll never get me to talk, pigs.

34
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We got you at the scene
covered in the victim's blood...

35
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with the murder weapon on the floor.
You better start flappin' those gums

36
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or you're lookin' at life
plus 20, Tralfaz.

37
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Um, may I say something?
I'm not really "with" him...

38
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Tralfaz. What is that, Polish?

39
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It's Spanish for "go... yourself."

40
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He doesn't speak for both of us.

41
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I don't think...
I don't think that's true.

42
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My wife speaks a little Spanish.
Hold on, I'm gonna call her... Ow! Hey!

43
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I'm sorry, you think maybe
we can stick to...

44
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you know
questioning the suspects here?

45
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What is this, the bad cop
retarded cop routine?

46
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OK! OK! We'll tell you everything
you want to know!

47
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- I'd like my own counsel.
- I told you, boys.

48
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You're not under arrest.
I just want to ask you a few questions

49
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Let's start with this "Brock"
you keep talking about.

50
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- Who is he?
- He's our bodyguard. He protects us.

51
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Does "Brock" speak to you?

52
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- 'Course.
- Both of you?

53
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- Duh.
- OK.

54
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Does Brock ever...
tell you what to do?

55
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Yeah. Well, sometimes.
Sorta. I guess.

56
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And this robot friend of yours, this...

57
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"Helper."
Does he speak to you, too?

58
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One last chance.
Where is Venture?

59
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- Did he tell us?
- It seemed like he was being sarcastic

60
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See, it's the upwards inflection.
It doesn't really feel like directions.

61
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You tell us where Venture is
or we break something...

62
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Comprende?

63
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- Oh! Nice move, dick.
- Oh! I busted him!

64
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Dude, I barely tapped it!
I swear! I'm wicked sorry.

65
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Don't apologize!
Now he knows we mean business.

66
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Now you tell me
Venture's location or we...

67
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- Knock off your head?
- Again... intentionally!

68
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So what's your relationship
with this Le Tueur character?

69
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- Never heard of him.
- Oh, maybe this'll refresh your memory.

70
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The stiff in your room
split straight up the garanimals?

71
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- Eh, good luck pickin' up that spare.
- What the hell's that supposed to mean?

72
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You know, 'cause he cut him in half.
It's like a 7-1 0 split. Like in bowling

73
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- But, you know, with a guy.
- That is... downright esoteric.

74
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- I got it right away.
- You... shut your mouth.

75
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Do we get socked on the lips
every time we talk...

76
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or only when we make a point?

77
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So that's...
that's every time then?

78
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Oh, alright. Fine.
I'll tell you everything.

79
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- Can I get one of those?
- No.

80
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My family and I have been on the run
from an elite squad of super-assassins

81
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who've been trying to kill
our bodyguard since last night.

82
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If you don't let us go so we can help
him he'll probably be dead by morning

83
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Fascinating. Now, if we could...

84
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let's get back to this giant butterfly.

85
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Look, I told you what you wanna know
Now gimme my phone call!

86
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OK fine, boys. This is...
this is a good place to take a break.

87
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- Eh, who would you like to call?
- Hello, Pop? This guy's a tool.

88
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OK, that stung!
I have delicate joints...

89
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You gentlemen are free to go.
Uncuff 'em, detectives. Now.

90
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- Aww, why?
- No body, no case. It's over.

91
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Whoa whoa!
What are you talking about no body?

92
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That room looked like the set
from Saw freakin' one!

93
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Nope... The room
was down right Martha Stewart.

94
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Forensics couldn't find dick...

95
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except for a faint, eh
lemony fresh kinda odor.

96
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I can still smell it.

97
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Oh no no! No, no!

98
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Let me guess.
You're The Cleaner?

99
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Alright, smart guy.
We played it nice.

100
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Venture's location.
You have three seconds....

101
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2, 1 ...

102
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OK 24, light him up.

103
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Do I connect
the positive side first or...

104
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Who cares? He's not a Mitsubishi
Galant, just do it.

105
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What the hell are you doing to him?

106
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Ah! Honey?
We were just asking him stuff.

107
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Oh, you poor sweet thing.

108
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Did the bad men hurt you?

109
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Monarch, this goes against the
Guild Sentience Conference of 1998!

110
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We have to bring him back
to his family.

111
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Your family must miss you.

112
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Let's find them
and get you back to safety.

113
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Alright, run these numbers
through the NAV-COMM.

114
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It's somewhere in California.

115
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That dirty... robot got
grease all over my dress.

116
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Sweetie, your "good-cop" is chilling.

117
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That was so hot...
Hot, hot cop.

118
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Eh, this is as far as I go.

119
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There's a rental car waiting for you
quarter of a mile south of here.

120
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Keys and a new I.D.
In the glove box, Cochise.

121
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Good luck to ya man.

122
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Yeah, I uh, only got
one problem with that plan...

123
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- Hank never called you.
- I did.

124
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Figured even the mighty Brock Samson
might've trouble fighting the entire OSI

125
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Molotov. I don't know why I'm surprised.
How'd you find us?

126
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- You haven't exactly been discreet.
- Oh, like that get-up is?

127
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Though I gotta admit
for a disguise, it's pretty good.

128
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Hardly recognized ya.

129
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What disg...? I'm off-duty.

130
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That's... that's how you dress when
you're not catwoman-ing around?

131
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I might have to rethink
this whole relationship.

132
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Who's that hood rat
Brock's talking to?

133
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He can get any shorty he wants.

134
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More of your friends, Molotov?

135
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Molotov?

136
00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,120
"Venture!"

137
00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:06,000
"Come out, come out
wherever you are..."

138
00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,000
- Ugh. Really?
- Eh, cliched, I know.

139
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Trust me, it sounds extra-creepy
over the P.A.

140
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"Hello, Dr. Venture."

141
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"I hope you don't mind
I called your private number."

142
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"Your robot gave it to me."

143
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"And if you ever want to see him alive
again you will show yourself."

144
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- Is he serious?
- "Deadly!"

145
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- "You have exactly one minute to..."
- "Aw, check it out."

146
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"When you turn on night vision
with the lights on..."

147
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"it's like an X-ray camera.
Kinda."

148
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"Samson! What in the hell
do you think you're doin'?"

149
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Still breathing
General Treister, sir.

150
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- No thanks to you.
- "Aw, you're lookin' fine, son."

151
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"Glad to see you finally took
that mop top down to regulation."

152
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Cut the crap, sir.
What do you want from me?

153
00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,120
"The O.S.I. wants you
to come in from the cold, son."

154
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"It's high time we had us
a li'l old fashioned pow-wow."

155
00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,480
- "And put a stop to this situation."
- I think we're way past that, sir.

156
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:09,160
"Now, now, now don't go gettin'...
all "first blood" on me, boy."

157
00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,800
"You got a family to think about."

158
00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,560
"How long you really think
you're gonna last out there..."

159
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,120
"in the wilderness
with those Ventures?"

160
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,160
They're not part of this.
I don't want them harmed.

161
00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,840
"They won't be
if you just do what we say."

162
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:23,320
"Now why don't you just give us
the coordinates like a good soldier..."

163
00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,880
"20 seconds, Venture.
What's it gonna be?"

164
00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,960
"Nineteen..."

165
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Alright. I'll give you what you want.

166
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But it goes down the way
I say it does.

167
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We meet at the Venture Compound.

168
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Dawn.

169
00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,760
Dawn? Ha! Dean...

170
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,720
We're finally gonna meet
our long lost sister!

171
00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,840
Wake up! We're here.

172
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Gather round my winged flock!

173
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,960
Eh, my breath.

174
00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,280
Go! Run! Head for the panic room
quick. And stay low!

175
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,160
Aw, every time something
remotely cool happens...

176
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,640
it's "get in the panic room!"
Unfair!

177
00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,920
Alright, alright
can't I at least change first?

178
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,640
This has to be the most
uncomfortable thing I've ever worn.

179
00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,960
"Today is a day which will live long..."

180
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,360
"in the annals of Monarch history!"

181
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,520
- With the sun at our backs we shall...
- Uh, Monarch...?

182
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,600
Ah! Do. Not. Interrupt!

183
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,960
There. You happy now?
Look what you did.

184
00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,880
Now you don't get to go on
the murder crusade!

185
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,360
Honey, what the hell are we doing here?
This is obviously a trap.

186
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,920
Damn right it is!
But whom is trapping whom?

187
00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:39,920
Let's just say I took the liberty of
upgrading his precious robot's equipment

188
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,520
with two gigabytes of kablam!

189
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,280
The big chair!

190
00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:00,040
- Right on schedule.
- "Samson! Hup bah, what's the what?"

191
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,920
- "We ready to do this thing?"
- "Well, Venture... here we are again."

192
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,640
Uh, hang on just a sec', General.

193
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,560
That son of a bitch
just put me on hold?

194
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,160
"Your fancy new plane
won't save you, Venture."

195
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,760
"We're having this out, here and now
once and for all!"

196
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,640
"Oh, I couldn't agree
with you more, Monarch."

197
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,840
"Why don't ya come on around
back and say hello?"

198
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,520
I'd be delighted.

199
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,960
Sugar crown, we don't even know
what that thing can do.

200
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,560
Sweetness! Why do you think
we have henchmen?

201
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,320
"Besides, he's Rusty Venture
not the O. S. Freaking I."

202
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,360
"Anything he can throw at us
we can throw back tenfold!"

203
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,120
- Sorry 'bout that, General.
- "What were ya, tyin' yer boots?"

204
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,840
"Are you comin' out
or are ya gonna make us..."

205
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,800
"come in there and get you?"

206
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,080
Won't be necessary, sir.

207
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,920
I'm a comin' around now...

208
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,320
Uh, sir?
Can we get an order here?

209
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,000
"Fire!"

210
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,800
- Who the hell are those guys?
- They're henchmen for the Monarch, sir.

211
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,640
- What in the hell's a Monarch?
- Low level Guild troublemaker.

212
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,440
- Used to arch Dr. Venture.
- Then he arched Dr. Venture.

213
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:14,120
"Aw, come on, General.
That any way to treat my friends?"

214
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,840
Those clowns are with you?

215
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,360
What in hell is going on here, Samson?

216
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,760
"Just tryin' to even
the playing field a little, sir."

217
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,080
Looks like Samson's gone
over to the Guild, sir.

218
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,880
Want me to give the order
to take out the big cocoon?

219
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,280
Is that what that thing is?
Jeepers crappers, no.

220
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400
If Samson's pulled a full-on Judas
there's no tellin'...

221
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,880
what kinda trade secrets
he might've given up.

222
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,240
I want him alive.
Ground forces!

223
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,840
Henchmen!

224
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:43,160
Form battle squadrons and prepare
for full assault on my order!

225
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,360
I told you...
We should just leave already.

226
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:51,720
Oh stop yourself. Moppets!
Prepare my Death's Head Panoply!

227
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,680
There it is again!

228
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,920
I'm telling ya there's like
a skunk ape out there or something.

229
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,760
Hank, sit down
and pretend to be sane.

230
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,040
- Dean, what are you doing?
- I can't feel my left arm.

231
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,840
How old do you have to be
to have a heart attack?

232
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,360
- In regular years, or pansy years?
- Whatever! Why!?

233
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:18,280
- Why can't I just have a normal life?
- I had that dream once too.

234
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,920
- Open up!
- Aahh! Sergeant Hatred!

235
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,600
What the hell is he doing here?

236
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,880
You're just gonna let him in?
He's Pop's arch enemy!

237
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,520
Yeah technically, like on paper.

238
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,480
Hello, ladies.

239
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,160
Where's your old man at?

240
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,080
Behind those boxes.
Hiding from you.

241
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,160
- Thanks, Hank.
- There you are!

242
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,640
OK, you have to kill me.

243
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,240
I've been here for like two days
trying to do it myself.

244
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,600
I tried to blow my head off
with a damn shrink ray.

245
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,920
Now I got a little baby tongue.
I'm a failure.

246
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,600
- What's wrong with him?
- He's having a heart attack.

247
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,400
Look Nelly-boy
you don't know of heart pain!

248
00:13:55,520 --> 00:14:00,720
I've tried to change. I quit the sauce
the cigars the young boys.

249
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,120
And she still left me!

250
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,280
Mister Hatred
could you stop yelling please?

251
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,720
- Honestly.
- Come on, man! Kill me!

252
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,640
- Attack.
- Attack!

253
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,440
Attack!

254
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,760
Tortilla chip? They are not
only cool, they are ranch.

255
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,440
- Totally. What are you doing?
- I'm creating realistic battle damage.

256
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,440
So when we join them at the end
it'll look like I've seen some action.

257
00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:01,000
It'll look like rubbed snack
on your face. Oh! Listen to that!

258
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,880
Did you just hear that guy?
That guy right there.

259
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,280
That is a guy on fire!
You can totally tell.

260
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,760
- What the...
- Crap, he's stealing our hiding place

261
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,560
Dude! Bail! Come on!

262
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,840
I can't! My seat belt is jammed!

263
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,000
Why'd you buckle it?
Why would you do that!?

264
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,000
I don't know!

265
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,840
Why did you buckle up? Why?

266
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,920
Just choke me!

267
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,720
Choke my neck! Damn you!
Strangle my pain away...

268
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,760
- please!
- Look, crazy.

269
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,240
So your teen bride left you.
Big whoop.

270
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,680
Is she really worth ending everything...

271
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,720
- Hank! What are you doing?
- I'm going out there.

272
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,200
Brock needs me!

273
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,160
That boy is not even close
to a chip off the old block.

274
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,400
- He's got guts!
- Excuse me? You don't know me.

275
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,360
Why in my prime I saw some things
that would make your head spin.

276
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,640
Yeah, I saw a guy's head spin.
Like right off his neck.

277
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,400
Why? Because I punched him!
Top that!

278
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,520
OK... OK!
My father made me kill a man...

279
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,600
kill a man with a house key!

280
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,480
- I was ten!
- Oh, that's nothing!

281
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,120
I ate a whole Labrador
Retriever once!

282
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,400
- I'm serious!
- Blah, blah! All this talk!

283
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,000
We gotta do something!
Brock is being attacked by his friends

284
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,040
Your real arch enemy
is trying to kill you...

285
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,720
and you're swapping war stories
with Sergeant Kill Me!

286
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,120
Wow! I like this one.

287
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,840
- And he is right.
- He's crazy.

288
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,320
He's gonna get us killed!

289
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,480
No, he has got something.
Look at us.

290
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,160
We are hiding from our true selves.

291
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,840
I'm a fighter, not a lover!
And you...

292
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,400
you were Rusty Venture once.

293
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,560
Maybe the most fearless
Boy Adventurer ever.

294
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,880
- Maybe the most?
- And Hank here...

295
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,400
- Hank is becoming a man.
- I can feel it in my bones!

296
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,880
And Dean... Dean is...

297
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,240
- Sensitive.
- He'll come around!

298
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,600
Now let's get out there
and show those frail flowers...

299
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,480
who the hell they're dealing with!

300
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,760
Let's pretend this is a good idea.

301
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,640
- We'd need an army...
- We've got one!

302
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,600
Hank, there are only four...
three and a half of us.

303
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:02,200
Not if you let me open
my Christmas gifts early, there aren't.

304
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,000
Ten- hut!

305
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,480
Left left...

306
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,480
"left, right ,left..."

307
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,520
"left, left
left, right ,left!"

308
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,560
Company halt!

309
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,040
He did it!
Sgt. Hatred saved the day!

310
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,600
And we helped! Kinda!

311
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,480
Go Team Venture!

312
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,240
Oh, God! Oh, no! No! No!

313
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:07,160
Whoa whoa whoa!
Cease fire! Cease fire!

314
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,600
Alright look just...
just put your weapons down!

315
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:16,360
I give up, OK?
Now let me talk to General Treister

316
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,720
All right put me here
and give me the megaphone.

317
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,400
Hold it up for me.
I can't move my arms.

318
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,040
Enemies of the Monarch!

319
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,600
Behold my impressive
Death's Head Panoply!

320
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,880
The final solution in tailoring!

321
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
"Recoil in terror..."

322
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,920
"as the mighty Monarch
goes supernova!"

323
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,560
Oh, sweet tights, not that.

324
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,880
You never tested it.
You are gonna kill yourself.

325
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,320
Why do you always have to take
that last step over the crazy edge?

326
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,240
And now I write this
battle's final chapter...

327
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,880
with the blood of my enemies!

328
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,120
It's the little button on the sleeve.

329
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,200
Well, there's my life's work
up in smoke.

330
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,640
Oh, God!
I feel like I'm the one dying.

331
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,720
We should be out there with them!

332
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,800
We should be fighting side by side...

333
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,840
with our moist warrior brethren!

334
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,800
Just take it down a notch, Hank.

335
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,560
You only live once.

336
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,080
Help! Help! help!

337
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,560
Oh, God.

338
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,160
Sure got a funny way
of thankin' people, Samson.

339
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,360
Fly all the way here to save
your butt and what do we get?

340
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,840
- Face full of moth people!
- They're butterflies, sir.

341
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,160
Really? The hell
I'm thinking of, then? Emperor moths?

342
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,520
What are you talkin' about
savin' my butt?

343
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,760
You sicced those three goons on it!
And then when they weren't enough

344
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,560
you came here
to finish the job yourselves.

345
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,120
Boy, I don't know what
the hell you're talkin' about.

346
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,160
All I know is when O.S.I. hears
one of its baby chicks is in trouble...

347
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,480
Momma comes a-runnin'
and a-squawkin, and a-runnin.

348
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,880
- That's how we do.
- Then you didn't uh...

349
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,280
You're not...
I was never... Ah....

350
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,680
Son, I believe your mind has gone AWOL
I shoulda seen this comin'.

351
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,000
Your work's been gettin' sloppy
across the board, boy.

352
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,760
Public killins'
abuse of company property...

353
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,040
and none of your reports
on Dr. Venture...

354
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,000
ever mentioned nuthin'
'bout no illegal clone farm.

355
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,640
You send them reports about me?

356
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,120
Maybe you've been
on this detail too long.

357
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,280
Why don't you come back with us...

358
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,240
so we can find you a nice
new assignment?

359
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,720
Maybe somethin' a little easier
on the ol' noggin'?

360
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,640
Thank you. No, sir.
I've seen enough spinning butterfly

361
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,160
naked boy armies...
Screw this.

362
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,760
I'd rather, uh, quit.

363
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,360
- Yeah, you tell him, Brock!
- Well good for you!

364
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,040
O.S.I., who needs 'em?

365
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,720
Where are you going?

366
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,160
Aren't you going to help
clean up this mess?

367
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,720
I said I quit.

368
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,440
You know...
I could use a job.

369
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,920
- Hey, Monarch!
- Huh?

370
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,480
I'm takin' your... car.

371
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,920
Oh. Yeah, yeah.

372
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,200
- Twenty Four!
- Nooo!

373
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,880
So much for our competition.

374
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,480
Congratulations, ladies.
Just as we planned...

375
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,080
we are now the top assassins
in the country.

376
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,200
The Blackhearts Elimination Agency...

377
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,640
is officially open for business.

378
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,920
Thanks to Mr. Brock Samson.

379
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,920
To Brock Samson!
Long live that blonde haired...

380
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,760
butter cream frosted murder cake

381
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,560
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