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Stop pushing it, and ask your question.

2
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I'm not pushing it!

3
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Will I find true love?

4
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You are such a massive wuss.

5
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Hank and I just woke up on the floor.

6
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We were playing Ouija,
and a guy hypnotized us...

7
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Dean...

8
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With his magical Dracula powers.

9
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Dean, I'm going to turn around now,
and you'd better be on fire.

10
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You're standing there in flames...

11
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and the only person
who can put you out is me...

12
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because that is
the only conceivable reason...

13
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that you would wake me up like this!

14
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Morning, Brock.

15
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Hank? You all right?

16
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I will be.

17
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You have to stop sneakin' up on me.

18
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I just wanted to tell you...

19
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H.E.L.P.eR.'s broken.

20
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- Brock?
- Yeah.

21
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Is it OK if I cry?

22
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All right, Dean, he's not a vampire.

23
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He's a doctor, and he's renting out...

24
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the old Advanced Arachnid
research lab from me...

25
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so don't scare him away
with your nonsense.

26
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We need the money.

27
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But he had a Dracula trophy
around his neck and everything.

28
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No more "Night Stalker" reruns
for you, mister.

29
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They're making you a nervous Nelly.

30
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OK, boy, tell the nice man why we're here.

31
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Uh, well, l...

32
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Oh, good God.
Fine, I'll do it.

33
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My son has it in his head
that you were in our house last night...

34
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and you killed our robot.

35
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The seed of your loins is quite astute.

36
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I saved your mechanical man
from certain damnation...

37
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for his frail electronic eyes
had gazed upon the impenetrable.

38
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He was an unwilling beholder
to the impossible!

39
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See? I told you there was
a rational explanation.

40
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What's this one?

41
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"In Through the Out Door."

42
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Can I put it on?

43
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Rather you didn't.

44
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Zep sold out on that one.

45
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Wanna listen to it anyway?

46
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Look, Hank, I have memories
attached to that record.

47
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Can we drop this, please?

48
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Is it because you killed
a whole bunch of ninjas...

49
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while it was playing,
so now it reminds you of ninjas?

50
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No.

51
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Frogmen?
Does it remind you of frogmen?

52
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No.

53
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A team of mutated half-dog, half...

54
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It's a woman!

55
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The only woman I ever loved.

56
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You happy now?

57
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No...

58
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because you snapped at me.

59
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You're all right, Hank.

60
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You know that?

61
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You're all right.

62
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Well, you sure did a job on this place.

63
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I think my dad used to make
giant horseshoe crabs here or something.

64
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I hardly recognize it.

65
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I don't think this lab is
zoned for a fireplace.

66
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The flames you see before you
are no more than an illusion...

67
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or more precisely,
a symbol of the flame.

68
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Ah! Well, that's OK, then, I guess.

69
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Uh, so what kind of work
do you do here, Doctor...

70
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Orpheus.

71
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I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus.

72
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And mine is to perceive and control
the delicate arrangement of the cosmos.

73
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They give out Ph.D.s for that?

74
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Junior college upstate.

75
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Communications major,
minor in women's studies.

76
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But I assure you, sir,
the "doctor" title was bestowed on me...

77
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by a higher power
than a mere college professor.

78
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Oh, of course.

79
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But this is a lab, right?

80
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When I file my taxes,
I can call this a lab?

81
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I mean, you and I have the same definition
for laboratory, right?

82
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No, sir!

83
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You define the word
as a place to create abominations!

84
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I can hold back no longer.

85
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Your latest invention has cleft
the magical order of the cosmos in twain!

86
00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:17,567
Even now I feel its evil grip pull me back in!

87
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See, Dad?
I told you he was in our house.

88
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So, what super cool adventure
are we going on today?

89
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Should I get my scuba gear?

90
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We're not going anywhere.
Your father's working on this thing.

91
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Scuba. Scuba.

92
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Scuba, scuba, scuba, scuba.

93
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Say scuba.

94
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Scuba.

95
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Scuba. It sounds funny.

96
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Scuba.

97
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Scuba.

98
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Yeah, it does.

99
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You're gonna fix H.E.L.P.eR.
For me, aren't you?

100
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Why don't you ask your dad?

101
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Aw, he's always too busy
for me and Dean.

102
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Scuba.

103
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Here.

104
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Start with one and work your way up.

105
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So, you see, a man can't
be blamed for his ignorance...

106
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but once he knows...

107
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Dad, where's the blow-dryer?

108
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Gentlemen, this is my daughter.

109
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Daddy has a most important guest.

110
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Pumpkin, why don't you see if, um...

111
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Dean. His name is Dean.

112
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Dean would like to partake of some
of those prepackaged cereals...

113
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you enjoy so well?

114
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Single parent, eh?

115
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Now I think we have
some common ground to...

116
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Oh, what's this?

117
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Oh, she's an affectionate little one.

118
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Oh, my apologies.
She's in heat.

119
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I heard if you take a Q-tip
and moisten it with warm water...

120
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I tried that once. It was horrible.

121
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I couldn't look at her for a week.

122
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She was just a walking reminder
of our common shame.

123
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Oh, dear God.

124
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That's not your wife in some,
like, magical animal form?

125
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Oh, no, no. My wife left me
for a young necromancer.

126
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My pumpkin still holds out hope.

127
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Is your name Pumpkin?

128
00:08:01,608 --> 00:08:02,817
No, it's Triana.

129
00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:04,483
Doesn't your dad
have a nickname for you?

130
00:08:04,608 --> 00:08:06,775
Well, I've heard him call me
Dave or Don a few times...

131
00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,650
but I don't think they're nicknames.

132
00:08:08,775 --> 00:08:10,358
Hey, are you a pirate?

133
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What are you talking about?

134
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Because one time my family
was held captive by pirates...

135
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who were ghosts.

136
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And you have a Jolly Roger
on your blouse...

137
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so I thought...

138
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Oh, this? No.

139
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I was going for an Adam and the Ants
kind of retro thing.

140
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Did you just say blouse?

141
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I don't know.

142
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Who's that big guy
that's always washing his car...

143
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in front of your place?

144
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Oh, that's Brock.

145
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He's my dad's bodyguard.

146
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One time I saw him kill a guy
with a sockful of party snaps.

147
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Did the guy's head get blown off?

148
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Yes, it did.

149
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Hmm. How you fit a stairway
behind this bookcase...

150
00:08:47,817 --> 00:08:49,067
I can't figure out.

151
00:08:49,317 --> 00:08:53,275
Hey, if I pull this candle down, will it...

152
00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:54,983
Get wax on my carpet?

153
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Yes.

154
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I gotta bolt, or I'll be late for school.

155
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Yeah, I saw your lunch pail.

156
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It's not a lunch pail.

157
00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:04,067
All right, then, lunch box,
or however you say it.

158
00:09:04,192 --> 00:09:05,692
That's not what I mean.
It's, uh, it's kind of a purse.

159
00:09:05,858 --> 00:09:08,525
Never mind.
So, how come I never see you at school?

160
00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:11,358
I'm kind of home tutored
in a box my pop made.

161
00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:14,442
It sometimes gets very hot in the box...

162
00:09:14,942 --> 00:09:16,025
my pop made.

163
00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:19,025
Wow. That's, um... that's screwy.

164
00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:22,275
Crap. Did I upset you?

165
00:09:22,525 --> 00:09:26,608
Penguins have an organ above their eyes
that converts seawater into fresh water.

166
00:09:31,358 --> 00:09:33,192
Why would someone do that?

167
00:09:33,858 --> 00:09:36,275
Hank, go get me
a Phillips head screwdriver.

168
00:09:37,858 --> 00:09:40,650
Hey, Brock.
What's this thing?

169
00:09:41,025 --> 00:09:42,775
It has an "X" at the tip.

170
00:09:47,442 --> 00:09:48,900
The door just opened up.

171
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,900
Hank, it's right on the top.

172
00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:58,608
It's so pretty, like extra flowers.

173
00:10:04,608 --> 00:10:08,192
Hank, why don't you toss
the old pigskin around with your pop?

174
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,108
Okey-dokey.

175
00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:12,525
All right, boys, time to eat.

176
00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:13,733
You heard your mother.

177
00:10:13,858 --> 00:10:17,400
Now let's go grab some of her yummy-riffic
grilled cheese sandwiches.

178
00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:20,692
And, son, they have no crusts.

179
00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:25,608
Hank, stop!

180
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,525
Wow, it's past noon.

181
00:11:18,775 --> 00:11:21,567
What do you say we two doctor dads
mosey over to my lab...

182
00:11:21,692 --> 00:11:23,983
and see what kind of voodoo
got stuck in my invention?

183
00:11:24,108 --> 00:11:26,108
Yes, a capital idea...

184
00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:29,192
but before we depart,
there is one thing I must do.

185
00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:35,733
Greetings, Pumpkin.

186
00:11:35,817 --> 00:11:39,442
I am at Mr. Venture's lab
to right that which is wrong...

187
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:42,317
and to repair the torn curtain of time itself!

188
00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:45,067
There are four puddings in the fridge.

189
00:11:45,192 --> 00:11:46,858
You may enjoy the contents
of one of them.

190
00:11:46,983 --> 00:11:48,233
Dinner at 6:00.

191
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,650
Come, my friend!

192
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:53,567
Let us close your door
on the spirit world forever!

193
00:12:00,275 --> 00:12:02,483
No. See? I told you it was unlocked.

194
00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:06,108
Oh, Dean, I'm so very frightened.

195
00:12:06,317 --> 00:12:09,275
What do you think
that cave man will do to us?

196
00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:11,358
Hush, my pet.

197
00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:13,025
I rigged it.

198
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:18,233
Now, just relax, Triana,
and let your prom king take care of you.

199
00:12:40,317 --> 00:12:44,150
And through a direct electrochemical link
to the occupant's pineal gland...

200
00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,400
Bingo! The joy can!

201
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:49,150
Whatever you desire most, you got it.

202
00:12:49,317 --> 00:12:53,317
So, you have created an iron cylinder
of unearthly delights.

203
00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:54,858
A noble quest.

204
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:55,900
And don't think for a moment...

205
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,233
that I haven't noticed
the neon appointments.

206
00:12:58,358 --> 00:12:59,858
It needed a dash of color, I thought...

207
00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:02,733
and buyers demand a certain
Venture panache from me.

208
00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:04,692
I am impressed with your abilities.

209
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:08,358
Yet I feel there is more to this
than you are telling me.

210
00:13:09,317 --> 00:13:12,233
Evil has struck the house of Venture!

211
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,775
The air reeks of an ill wind!

212
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:18,358
Yea, though I have smelt it...

213
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:21,483
that hath dealt it.

214
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:25,150
Please tell me that was a laundry bag.

215
00:13:25,858 --> 00:13:27,067
That was my arm.

216
00:13:27,192 --> 00:13:29,525
Hank, what the hell are you doing
sleeping on the floor?

217
00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:31,817
You know damn well
you aren't supposed to be in here.

218
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,025
- But, Dad, Brock is...
- No buts, mister!

219
00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,233
You have to be firm.

220
00:13:35,317 --> 00:13:36,942
Give 'em an inch
and they think they're a ruler.

221
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,567
Dad, this is important.

222
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,358
Hank, stop acting up for company.

223
00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:41,275
I can assure you...

224
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,442
Dr. Orpheus is not impressed
with your sass mouth.

225
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,108
Dad, that's the Dracula guy who...

226
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,108
Hank!

227
00:13:47,358 --> 00:13:48,567
March!

228
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,150
OK, already!

229
00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:00,650
Jeez!

230
00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:08,317
Brock Samson.

231
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,567
You dog.

232
00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,150
Molotov.

233
00:14:12,525 --> 00:14:14,567
You bitch.

234
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,067
Dean! Wake up!

235
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:23,942
You've been hypnotized
by that magic man.

236
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:26,067
No, I just got up too fast.

237
00:14:26,192 --> 00:14:27,483
Total head rush.

238
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,067
Plus, that guy's not even a Dracula.

239
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:31,650
He's a necromancer.

240
00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:33,025
And he's pretty cool.

241
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:35,733
Plus, he has a daughter named Triana.

242
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:38,983
Triana.
Isn't that a cool name?

243
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:41,025
Dean, that's great,
and I can't wait to hear all about her.

244
00:14:41,108 --> 00:14:43,858
Only Brock's stuck in Dad's thing
that makes people happy.

245
00:14:44,025 --> 00:14:47,108
- But it's all evil.
- I dare you to make less sense.

246
00:14:47,192 --> 00:14:48,942
I was on the floor,
and I heard everything...

247
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,317
and I have a plan.

248
00:14:50,442 --> 00:14:52,067
What the heck are you talking about?

249
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:53,942
Damn it, Dean, work with me on this.

250
00:14:54,108 --> 00:14:56,275
I'm trying to... uh, whoa.

251
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,525
Will you quit it?

252
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,775
I'm ready, Brock Samson.

253
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,525
I'm ready to go all the way.

254
00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:04,567
No way.

255
00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:08,025
- But promise me one thing.
- Anything.

256
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,483
Promise me you won't be gentle.

257
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:15,233
I'm not even done with it,
and it's not like I'm testing it on him.

258
00:15:15,358 --> 00:15:19,442
No, clearly the insidious cylinder
beckoned to Mr. Samson.

259
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:23,983
But he could be trapped for an eternity
all because you had to...

260
00:15:24,108 --> 00:15:26,817
I told you, it's a joy can.

261
00:15:26,942 --> 00:15:29,358
It makes your deepest desires a reality.

262
00:15:30,317 --> 00:15:35,400
I understand that, but why would you
put the lock on the inside?

263
00:15:35,775 --> 00:15:37,817
Come on, think about it.

264
00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:40,275
That beauty was made for hanky-panky.

265
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:41,650
So?

266
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,858
The lonely kind of hanky-panky.

267
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,358
The kind where you don't need
someone busting in going...

268
00:15:46,442 --> 00:15:48,358
"Hey, Rusty, I just need
to get my hairbrush."

269
00:15:49,775 --> 00:15:51,775
Oh, yeah, right.
No, I get it.

270
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,358
- Another brew?
- OK.

271
00:15:56,775 --> 00:15:58,317
Are you sure this'll work?

272
00:15:58,608 --> 00:16:01,775
No, and I don't think we should
be doing this in the first place.

273
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,150
Look, Dad thinks we're just big babies.

274
00:16:04,358 --> 00:16:06,817
If we rescue Brock,
come on, Dad'll be like...

275
00:16:06,983 --> 00:16:08,567
"You guys should have separate rooms...

276
00:16:08,692 --> 00:16:10,692
"with, like, Coke machines
and bumper pool in them."

277
00:16:10,942 --> 00:16:12,858
All right, all right, whatever.

278
00:16:12,983 --> 00:16:15,025
Just... let's get this over with.

279
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,775
Go, Team Venture.

280
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:23,400
Let's get Brock and get out of here.

281
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,192
Hey, it's Scamp, and he's alive.

282
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,650
Here, Scamp!
Come on, boy.

283
00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:33,733
That's it.
I'm getting out of here.

284
00:16:33,942 --> 00:16:36,025
Oh, crap.
What happened to the door?

285
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:39,650
Oh, you are kidding me.
This is ridiculous!

286
00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:41,817
How the hell do they keep getting in there?

287
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:45,067
The beast seems to hunger for them.

288
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:48,983
Like the sirens of old,
it chants their names.

289
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,483
I just don't get how they can
get the door open.

290
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:53,983
Well, I'm out of ideas here...

291
00:16:54,108 --> 00:16:56,858
so if you want to go and try
your mumbo jumbo, go ahead.

292
00:16:56,942 --> 00:16:59,150
And I don't need any
"I told you so's" if it works.

293
00:16:59,442 --> 00:17:01,442
Stand back, good sir!

294
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,858
And shield your fragile mind.

295
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:11,067
By the crimson shame of Lord Barisinta,
I command you...

296
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:13,108
Open!

297
00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:17,442
Did it work?

298
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,192
Tug on the door.
I think I loosened it.

299
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,525
No. No, wait.
I want to try again.

300
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,983
Fine. I'm gonna go put some pants on.

301
00:17:25,317 --> 00:17:26,442
He can't hear us.

302
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,650
He doesn't even know we're standing here.

303
00:17:28,775 --> 00:17:29,650
Hold on.

304
00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:32,733
I have an idea that just might do the trick.

305
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:36,025
Here, we have
to get this soaking wet.

306
00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:37,775
How are we gonna do that?

307
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,400
Don't make me spell it out for you.

308
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,400
Your family is not enough.

309
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:44,942
The machine is hungry.

310
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,900
It craves purity.

311
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,150
It devours purity.

312
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,692
It sings to me.

313
00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:56,692
- What the hell is this thing made out of?
- Nothing.

314
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,150
- Come on.
- All right, fine.

315
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:01,442
I might have used a few unorthodox parts.

316
00:18:01,608 --> 00:18:03,483
Just tell me one.

317
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,608
An orphan.

318
00:18:07,358 --> 00:18:08,442
A what?

319
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,150
An orphan.

320
00:18:11,608 --> 00:18:13,942
Did you say an orphan?

321
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,358
Yeah, a little... orphan boy.

322
00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:19,525
It's powered by a forsaken child?

323
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,733
Might be, kind of.

324
00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:22,900
I mean, I didn't use the whole thing.

325
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,942
Greetings, Pumpkin.

326
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,775
I am at Mr. Venture's lab
to right that which is wrong...

327
00:18:34,858 --> 00:18:35,900
and to repair the...

328
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:40,067
And now the Marco
with arms outstretched...

329
00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:44,692
and his eyes blinded to all his Polos...

330
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,233
begins to cry his own name.

331
00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:50,525
Oh, my God, fine.
Just try it, for crying out loud.

332
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:51,817
Very well.

333
00:18:53,525 --> 00:18:55,067
Marco!

334
00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:57,674
Marco!

335
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,141
Nice rescue, boys.

336
00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,192
You saved me from
the only woman I've ever loved...

337
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:06,442
with a hat that smells like a men's room,
and we're still here.

338
00:19:07,108 --> 00:19:08,692
We totally blew it.

339
00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:10,567
No, that's not what I mean.

340
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,108
I'm impressed with your spirit.

341
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,775
I just wish you'd thought it out
a little better.

342
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,596
OK, Brock, I admit there may be
some small holes in our plan.

343
00:19:17,652 --> 00:19:19,233
- Marco!
- Polo?

344
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,400
Polo! Polo!

345
00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,567
- Marco!
- Polo!

346
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,144
- Marco!
- Polo!

347
00:19:27,006 --> 00:19:28,006
Marco!

348
00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:29,756
- Polo!
- Polo!

349
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,001
Marco!

350
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,295
- Polo!
- Polo!

351
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:34,192
All right, we know they're in there.

352
00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:36,733
Will you try something else, please?

353
00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:49,150
Is it getting loose?

354
00:19:49,317 --> 00:19:51,942
No use. We're gonna have to wait it out.

355
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,692
This totally sucks.

356
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,983
And I'm starting to get hungry.

357
00:19:57,775 --> 00:19:59,233
Do not eat it.

358
00:19:59,692 --> 00:20:02,192
That is a poisonous magic pie.

359
00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:05,692
Hank, you get out of there.

360
00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:07,233
Be cross with them!

361
00:20:07,358 --> 00:20:09,942
Boys, this is your father.
You come here this instant!

362
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,233
Oh, just stop.

363
00:20:11,608 --> 00:20:12,900
I don't get it.

364
00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:15,775
The true love thing always works.

365
00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:17,150
I never fail with that one.

366
00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:18,775
Don't blame me.

367
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,650
Hello? Dad, are you in there?

368
00:20:21,775 --> 00:20:23,358
Over here, Pumpkin.

369
00:20:23,525 --> 00:20:26,233
Your dinner is, like, freezing cold by now.

370
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,358
What's going on over here?

371
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,817
Mr. Venture trapped
your little friend Dean...

372
00:20:29,983 --> 00:20:32,525
and the rest of his family
in his horrid invention.

373
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,942
- I did not.
- Who?

374
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,525
You remember Dean, sweetie.

375
00:20:36,983 --> 00:20:39,942
Oh, right. Dean.

376
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,400
I know how to get out!

377
00:20:49,608 --> 00:20:51,150
Aw, sick!

378
00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:52,775
Follow me.

379
00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:58,233
Go, Team Venture!

380
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,067
Yes, go, Team Venture!

381
00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:02,817
Oh, for God's sake,
don't encourage them.

382
00:21:02,942 --> 00:21:07,942
Now that your family is safe,
let's send this machine back to hell.

383
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,775
No! No! This baby's
gonna make me a mint.

384
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:11,858
Are you mad?

385
00:21:12,025 --> 00:21:15,233
It draws its power
from a haunted orphan heart.

386
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,817
All right, keep it down.

387
00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:22,775
Away!

388
00:21:27,317 --> 00:21:30,650
I hope you realize
that I'm gonna have to raise your rent now.

389
00:21:30,942 --> 00:21:33,900
So, I guess I'll be seeing you
around the compound.

390
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,400
Around the compound?

391
00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:37,567
What are you, David Koresh?

392
00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:40,817
No, I'm Dean... Dean Venture.

393
00:21:40,942 --> 00:21:42,983
Never mind.
Yeah, I'll be seeing you.

394
00:21:43,317 --> 00:21:45,442
OK. Bye.

395
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,525
Smooth move.

396
00:21:47,692 --> 00:21:49,150
She was all over you!

397
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,275
- You think?
- No.

398
00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:20,900
Dean, what the hell are you doing in there?

399
00:22:20,983 --> 00:22:22,317
I need to take a shower.

400
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,067
I'm practicing being a boyfriend, Pop!

401
00:22:25,317 --> 00:22:26,733
Never mind, Dean.