SCOTTY: Previously on The Block...
Are you not entertained?
The gloves were off during Monday's open for inspection.
Hang on, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
We are sacrificing more than you guys are sacrificing.
No, hang on, mate. No, think about it.
Listen... Think about it.
OK, I'm fired up now.
And, as Work From Home Space Week kicked off...
Where do we start?
We start by getting a roof on, I think, Oz.
..everyone remained heated at the body corporate.
It's not that, Keith.
We haven't been able to save a cent...
What Omar's saying is the last three room we've done,
the kitchen, living, hallway, the budgets have been so unrealistic.
We're not given enough budget.
But a surprise reunion yesterday lifted the mood.
(SQUEALS AND LAUGHTER)
It was a really good feeling just to get them in your arms.
(SQUEALS)
(LAUGHTER)
I can't believe you guys are here!
Tonight...
Back to the old slop.
Teams return to The Block and to some not-so-welcoming weather.
G'day, mother nature, any chance you can stop rainin'?
And while some have made great progress...
Wow, wow! I love it!
..others are in big trouble.
Have we got leaks in the ceiling?
(BLEEP), that's bad.
It's Friday, we haven't even plastered, guys.
And they want to see us break. They ain't breaking us, right?
Also, one team makes a shock confession.
(GASPS) What?
You can't do that.
Tensions between House 4 and 5 are reignited.
I don't mind that they're doing a tennis court,
but why are you doing it right outside my living room?
That's a structure going on next door.
No-one even told us about it, and I feel like that's just unfair.
Yeah, baby!
(WACKY LAUGHTER)
Whoo!
(MAN WHISTLES)
(DOG BARKS)
(WINDMILL CREAKS, SHEEP BLEATS)
(BIRD CALLS)
(WIND WHIPS)
(BIRD CALLS)
Morning. How are we all?
After spending the night off site in a comfy hotel,
the Blockheads are waking up with their families.
Hello. G'day, Deb.
Hello. Hello, are you alright?
Mm!
Waking up in a hotel room was actually really nice.
(YAWNS)
It feels so early, still, it's, like, dark.
Felt like it was over.
Yeah, we did feel like The Block was done, almost.
It was a bit of a teaser.
It was like, oh, nearly but not quite.
Was it nice to be in a normal room?
Yeah. Oh, and the heater on.
Thought you'd died and gone to heaven.
Oh!
Well, all our rooms on The Block are normal now, it's just cold.
My mum made us go to bed early so we had dinner and Mum's like,
"OK, go to bed 'cause you're never getting to sleep like this."
So, we went to bed at, like, 8:30.
# Let's go to The Block. #
Yew! Whoo!
One more week!
Good morning!
Good morning.
Good morning, Thomas.
Good morning, my baby.
(KISSES)
Lots of kisses for you.
I love you!
(KISSES)
Are you happy to see me in the morning?
Yes. Oh, ha, of course you are, huh?
They said you've been grumpy in the mornings?
Yeah, she's pretty grumpy in the mornings.
How nice was last night in that hotel?
Constant heating.
I got to watch a game of AFL.
The Doggies were playin'.
I was stoked.
Did you have a really long shower last night?
Oh, yeah, I showered for, like, 35 minutes, I reckon.
I had a lovely steak.
Oh!
I had a superb pork cuck...
Cuck...
(MUSIC MORPHS AND ENDS)
I had a superb pork cutlet.
(TOM SNORTS)
You need to get up and have some brekky.
Everyone else is awake and you're still in bed!
Good morning! Come on in!
Good morning!
Hey, Mila, you want to say good morning?
No? Why not?
Waking up with the three kids... It was a typical night back at home.
Yeah, it was just...
How quickly you slip back into parenthood.
Say hello!
PRODUCER: How is it not waking up on The Block?
I'm happy to go back.
It's been fun.
So, I think I probably got maybe two hours sleep last night.
Mum mode.
Yeah, and then we just had some dinner,
and we came back here and put everyone to bed.
(CHILD TALKING) Yeah, it's been quite nice.
And then this little one woke up at about 11.
(CHILD TALKING)
And then that was pretty much it.
Ryan slept in with Everleigh, our 5-year-old,
and I had Mila and Tommy.
Tommy kept waking up 'cause he was teething so badly.
He kept waking Mila up.
I ended up having to get Ryan up at about 1:30.
I think I finally got back to sleep at, like, 3:30,
and Mila woke up at quarter to five.
So...
It was fun. (WHISPERS)
(LAUGHTER)
Get my sister down!
But it was good to see them.
It was amazing. So it was worth it.
(BIRD CALLS)
Quais, I'll get it for you. What do you want?
How many, one?
Such a good night, that night, honestly.
Best night in a long, long time.
One of the best sleeps we've had.
Today is no Omar.
It's Oz and Malik.
Malik, what was your best day today? Tell me, what was the best day?
To see Dad.
Yes, what else?
Then the ponies.
Then the face painting.
Yes.
Then seeing Scotty.
Scotty?
And his dog.
And Frankie, too? Yeah.
Went with no teeth and now he's got four teeth.
Oh, my goodness, they're growing, mate.
Let's go. Let's go, baby.
# Gotta get up gotta get up gotta get up. #
Taking time out to recharge their batteries was a welcome surprise,
but, with only 48 hours
till they need to reveal their work-from-home spaces,
The Block is calling.
(DEPRESSING MUSIC, BIRD CALLS)
# This is the end
# My only friend the end. #
Bro, what actually happened here?
Get a bit of rain, did we?
You know we just came from blue sky?
We don't want to get out.
I don't want to come back.
I was feeling a bit deflated today.
Like, I think it was seeing your family and staying in a warm bed
and everything, and then you go back and I was just like, "Hi, mud.
"Hi, cold."
Once you leave The Block,
it's hard to want to come back on these rainy, muddy days.
It's like leaving the battlefields and having to return.
Back to the old slop.
Back to paradise!
How is it so different?
Like, we were only 40 minutes up the road.
And, although the weather isn't on their side again,
with families in tow, they're keen to show off
what they've been working on these past 11 weeks.
Oh, aunty, look at the house.
Yeah, beautiful. That's the best one on The Block.
I'm dying. It is.
Our family was just in shock on The Block.
Like, for one, the weather turned pretty nasty straight away.
For two, the mud everywhere.
Nice and muddy!
We were not ready for this!
We just came for the day,
and now we are doing all this in our party shoes.
Then, when they actually got to the house...
The size of the whole project, they were like...
Oh, my! (SQUEALING)
And this is our living area.
(SQUEALS)
Oh, my God!
PRODUCER: What was their favourite room?
The living and dining room... The living and dining.
..was 100% their favourite room. Yeah.
Same thing goes the other way.
It's brilliant! Oh, my God!
And they loved all the work that we'd done.
Biggest house ever on The Block,
biggest living/dining, biggest mirror.
It's our house, so...
Whoo!
I can't believe you did all this!
I did! Love it, love it.
Here you are, Dad, I'll come and grab him.
Come on, bruiser.
Our kiddies are here.
Our kiddies and family have come and check it out.
Our kiddies are here.
I know, it's so good.
Straight up to the top bunk.
Dinosaur!
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
Head back to The Block, they had a look around.
It was really fun.
There was, like, full table and chairs.
Amazing.
That's where the old house was dumped here,
and then the new house was basically...
That's where the concrete slab was,
and then this was all constructed to join it.
Beautiful.
They were very impressed and kind of, like, "Holy moly,"
but the kids were just...
They were happy just to run around and play with all the toys.
Ever, you want some bickie?
Watch out behind you, Brando.
PRODUCER: What's more stressful,
parenting three children or being on The Block?
Coming back to this is definitely harder than parenting three kids.
Really?
That's because he slept last night. No, I did not sleep.
I was up putting Tommy back to sleep multiple times.
I was just...
I loved catching up with the kids, and so did you.
I did, too, but...
This, to me, which is our media room, is mind-blowing at the moment
of how we're gonna get that finished by Sunday.
There it is.
It's huge, hey? Wow.
Mum couldn't believe what we'd done
in the amount of time that we've done it.
Look at this here, the middle bit.
I know! Oh, my God!
I know, look at that view. Wow.
This'll be like your little thinking area.
This is my thinking area. Thinking area, yeah.
Wow.
It all just flows really well.
Yeah.
All the skylights and that, nice and bright.
Yeah.
See, all your style's coming together, isn't it,
bit by bit, you know?
Yeah. And stick to your guns, girl.
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
Oh!
Havin' 'em there, you know,
my brothers are Omar's brothers, you know, we're all one family.
(EXCITED CHATTER)
Oh, my God, Omar!
Back home, we are very tight.
To have everyone there is literally,
"Hey, guys, this is what we've been doing for the past few months."
You know, we're working our arses off.
For them to come and see it, it's an honour.
You know, like, this is what we've been working in,
not sitting down, mucking around, being the cheeky boys we are,
but, hey, this is what we've done,
and they were surprised, they were amazed.
Yeah, I think they've done a really fantastic job, really fantastic.
BOTH: I'm shocked.
The space is just unreal.
I can't believe the height of these ceilings, either.
Yeah, they're nice. It's just stunning.
Even the furniture, they chose really nice...
They did a good job. Lovely.
Everyone loved it. Honestly, everyone was like, "Wow, guys.
"You guys did this?"
Yeah, man, we did this.
This is what all the hard work came to.
Yeah! Ow!
What do we reckon?
(KIDS PLAYING)
We're sacrificing a lot, guys, so this is all for them.
I wouldn't be on any other show but The Block.
It's built us a lot.
Honestly, it's built me a lot.
Till the next show says, "Uh, do you want to jump on?"
And guess what the answer will be?
Yes. Yes, sir.
Wait in line, baby!
(RAPTUROUS LAUGHTER)
(BIRD CALLS, WINDMILL CREAKS)
(DOG BARKS)
(TINKLING MUSIC)
After a night away with their families,
our teams are settling back into life on The Block,
and there's now less than 48 hours
till they need to reveal their work-from-home spaces.
I don't even know what today is.
Friday?
Well, we've only got one week left, and we don't have any more.
It's good.
No, it's good but it's scary 'cause there's a ton to do.
This week, the Blockheads have been working on their enormous
180-square-metre sheds that will each house six 30-square-metre bays.
One of the bays will become their work-from-home office space,
to be delivered Sunday for judging,
and the rest will be used for car parks,
storage or whatever their buyer chooses,
and, with their family now having left site, over at House 2,
Rachel and Ryan are keen to see how their room is tracking.
What a transformation!
Good progress in the media room.
Flooring had gone down.
They were tiling the room.
Stairs got built.
Kinsman have been put in.
Kinsman have been done.
Plaster's all up and ready to go.
We're gonna paint tonight.
Wow, wow.
Do you love it? I love it.
Lots had happened since we'd been gone.
Good choices once again.
It's gonna be great. I know.
It's gonna look fantastic.
House 2 are the only team
not including a work-from-home space in their shed this week.
Instead, they're turning one bay into a second living area.
It'll feature a 3-seater lounge across from a big TV,
lots of storage for wine and a space to enjoy tastings,
plus a fireplace to keep the room cosy.
But, now that Rachel can see the space coming together,
she has some concerns.
Thinking about the fact that this layout is not ideal.
This is so big. You don't want it that big?
Well, the lounge is there, the TV's there.
Last time I left,
the stairs were gonna be 750 in length, and that just wasn't...
Oh, just...
It's so infuriating!
If your lounge is here and you're watching TV here, it doesn't go.
So, what do you want to do? Pull it out and make the stairs shorter?
Well, why are the stairs so big?
I don't know, darl, let's just ask Matt that question.
I'm standing there looking at what I thought were supposed to be
750mm steps and the landing's 1,100 in length
and my TV's going over here.
Guys, I can't have my TV facing the stairs.
You know?
If you don't know...
So, who designed the stairs?
Well, I said come out a metre so you open the door
and you've kinda got somewhere to stand before you walk down the step.
The boys make decisions and don't tell me, and...
Ryan's gone rogue, has he?
Oh, he's not gone rogue. This is 11 weeks of this.
So, I'm 200mm bigger than minimum regs, but minimum will be there.
No, I get it, I'm just thinking layout-wise.
Are you worried about the couch being pushed too far that way?
Yeah.
In my mind, the lounge is gonna be further back here.
The normal conversation would be like,
"You know what, sorry, I did forget to tell you that.
"We did decide to make the stairs bigger, and I probably should've
"consulted you on that, and I'm sorry that that's frustrating."
Like, I think the stair design is good
because you're gonna have your lounge coming up to here and it's
gonna push you away from the lounge by walking down kinda that corner.
The room is perfectly proportionalised.
It's a grand entrance into that little space.
If it's shorter, what happens when you open that door and walk in?
You trip over the stair before you even walk through the door.
Only this person would trip over the stairs...
No, you can walk in and close the door
all still on the same landing
without you having to go down a stair.
Oh! (BLEEP). It's perfect. It's perfect.
If we can get that TV on the tilt, it's all gonna make sense
'cause you can tilt it here, you sit here and you can still watch the TV,
you look out at your vineyards.
I'll just call them now.
# And I would do anything for love. #
It's not about the landing, it's about the lack of communication,
and me needing to have to scramble because I thought it was one thing
and it gets changed and I don't get told.
That's what I need, a rotating wall mount.
I call Samsung and they said,
"That's alright, we've got a bracket
"that you can actually pull out from the wall and turn."
You're a legend. Thank you so much. OK.
So, luckily, we had that. It's just a tilt bracket.
Yeah, but it's a tilt bracket that we didn't have and, you know...
You did a good job. ..luckily they got it in for us.
You did a good job ordering that tilt bracket.
Oh, I...
Like, I'm telling you.
It looks like Rachel could use some time to herself.
Lucky there's a McCafe just up the road.
Can I please get two large Big Mac meal,
one large Quarter Pounder meal,
one large McChicken meal, a large fries, 20 nuggets.
And what sauces for those ones? Lots of sweet and sour, please.
Not a problem, darl, drive on through.
Thank you.
Well, she's hungry.
Back at The Block, and over at House 5,
the boys are facing a big problem.
You know, we got leaks in the ceiling.
There's no capping there.
Water's coming straight through.
Um, the shed had a lagoon inside it.
(BLEEP), that's bad.
We had leaks coming through the VELUX and all the Aluplast windows.
We got our guys doing the insulation,
so we can start wrapping it to get it more watertight.
Omar and Oz have doubled their space this week
using two bays of their shed
to create a combined media and work-from-home space.
It'll feature a big TV and a lounge, a dry bar with mini fridge,
as well as a massive wooden desk and a full wall of Kinsman cabinetry.
But, as a result of the ongoing terrible weather,
The Block builders have yet to finish the roof in House 5's shed.
We've got so much leaks and stuff happening.
Our roof still hasn't been done.
It was meant to get done by Wednesday
first thing in the morning.
It's Friday now.
We've got literally one more day to reveal this place.
What's happenin'?
Just trying to get some water away from my roof.
I'll just get it watertight so it doesn't drain my plaster, mate.
Have we started sheeting, have we? Yeah.
We started with the batons. Yeah.
But I still don't want the insulation getting...
Oh, 100%. ..water up in it like that.
So, all the other houses have cappings, it seems, except ours.
Yeah, well, obviously, yours was the last shed to go up.
Yeah.
The guys, they're trying their best.
Obviously, we've got a lot of weather,
so it's dangerous up there at the moment.
Over the past 11 weeks, The Block builders have been working on houses
in consecutive order, so the boys are used to being last in line.
We've honestly taken on more than anyone else,
I personally think, as contestants.
We've had everything delivered last to us.
There was times where we would get inso or plaster last.
Even though everyone else was delayed,
we felt we were the most delayed again.
I definitely don't think it's been a fair game at all this season.
If it was any other contestants,
I swear they wouldn't last
in regards to what Oz and I have been through this season,
and getting rooms revealed every Sunday.
I think we're just probably two guys that really took it on the chin
and probably held it within more than anything,
and I probably do regret not speaking up
a lot earlier in the competition,
but we've just literally bit our tongue and just kept goin'.
It just feels like everyone's in front of us
before we can even get a look at.
We had no idea that we were gonna be
so far delayed with our shed being built.
The guys finished off the frame on this shed yesterday.
Yeah. Like, that's pretty poor.
Like, that's quite poor.
Like, you're asking us to reveal something on Sunday
and it hasn't been finished frame till Thursday,
we've got PIR board to install.
We were here till late last night doing that.
We're in this position,
so we're just trying to get you guys to reveal and help you out.
PRODUCER: Alrighty, guys.
Give us a build progress update.
You winning or losing?
We're always winning. We're always going.
Our shed's losing.
But we are winning.
Our shed's losing badly.
But we are winning with our attitude.
We just gotta keep pushing forward, Omar.
They've put a bit of ridge on here now which is handy,
that's stopping that, so it's just the skylights.
So, can we plaster everything else
except maybe leave around the skylights,
and hopefully the rain will stop?
Yeah, we're gonna keep pushing.
Yeah, g'day, mother nature. Any chance you can stop rainin'?
Our carpenters are helping out, as well.
Everyone's trying to get this place plastered.
We are trying to get to this reveal.
We want you guys to reveal, so, anything that's damaged, we replace
or we'll fix afterwards, it's not your fault,
and, at the moment, it's just these conditions,
the roofers can't be working, no-one can be on the roof,
so there's no way of stopping it.
So, we just keep goin'? Just push on.
What can we do?
We'll get it done. It needs to be done.
The reason why we're at this position right now
is all, everybody's suffering.
Shortage of labour, shortage of materials.
Yeah, but you got till Sunday morning.
But you know me, man. I go with the flow.
We just gotta keep pushing.
We've got a big week ahead of us to focus on
and, like what Omar and I always, the bigger picture,
so, when it comes down to auction day,
they're definitely going to love our room,
so get out of the way, mate, we're coming through.
Welcome to The Block, baby.
Welcome to The Block, mate.
They want to see pressure, they want to see us break.
They ain't breaking us, right? No.
# Pump up the volume pump up the volume
# Pump up the volume. #
(DOG BARKS)
(COW BRAYS)
Back at The Block...
If I hold that in and then you can...
you give us the plumb the other way as Dave puts the cement in there.
Beautiful.
..and over at my joint, Duncan and Dave
are helping me whip up a retaining wall.
There's a wealth of knowledge here, mate,
between the three of us so I'm sure we can get it right.
I know!
Thanks to these quick-dry products, it's a super-easy job.
Got all this stuff from Mitre 10 and we can knock up a retaining wall,
there's three of us, in about an hour.
You put the N channel here.
Then we've got a H channel here.
Sleepers slide down the channel.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
Retaining wall, done, easy.
How easy's that?
Anybody can build a retaining wall with this gear.
We've worked really hard.
I think it's time for smoko. I re--
Meanwhile, over at House 1,
since returning from yesterday's challenge,
Tom and Sarah-Jane's work-from-home space has really taken shape.
Progress is looking good. Yeah.
Everything's plastered. Yeah.
The boys are just trowling up.
House 1 have created a truly epic space in their shed,
converting two bays into a split-level multi-functional space,
and, at 120 square metres,
their room this week is twice the size of Omar and Oz's
and four times the size of everyone else's.
This is what buyers want.
No-one else is givin' it to 'em.
They're gettin' it here at House 1.
The bottom floor will transform into a second living area,
with a big couch, TV, powder room and walk-in wine cellar.
The top floor will be an office with two large desks and a kitchenette.
Carpet Court are out here now working their little bums off
doing the flooring, and same with Kinsman.
They've got cabinetry goin' up.
What you've just seen in there has happened since yesterday.
The pace of The Block is next level.
It's ridiculous.
These guys are also the only team presenting a powder room this week.
How good's this Reece Imagine 3D app?
It's literally my powder room I've designed.
You can have a little vision in your mind,
but then to be able to punch everything in and even your tiles,
and then to be able to see it, it's like, beautiful, it actually works.
House 1 have also made a lot of progress outside.
Concrete had been poured, and stripped,
and they were blasting all the aggregate off the concrete
around the pool.
And, to top it all off,
the wine cellar they won back in Week 4 has just arrived,
ready to be added to their room for Sunday night's reveal.
How are you, boys? How are ya?
What's happenin'?
Nice.
We have the biggest wine cellar you've ever seen.
The biggest.
It looks like a really huge safe or a sauna.
1,000-bottle wine cellar.
Oh, not really, not anymore.
We did...
We did have some wine, I did drink a bit of it.
It's quite big. You can walk in it.
Yeah, you can go into the cabinet and just sip away. (SLURPS)
They're like, "Oh, where's Mum? Where's Mum?"
(WHISPERS)
Dad's locked her in the wine cellar.
And Mum doesn't even care.
If that's how she's goin' out, that is fine by her.
Over at House 4, and, since returning from the challenge,
Dylan and Jenny's room is also coming along well.
All the wall sheets are up in the office space.
The boys had wrapped, got the whole shed wrapped
so we were watertight everywhere, so, happy with that.
Dylan and Jenny's work-from-home space will have two separate zones.
At one end, there'll be a lounge with a huge TV and the other end
will include a built-in desk for two people and lots of cabinetry.
But, despite their progress,
the reality of having just over a week left of the build
is sinking in.
There's just so much to get done.
Building the deck, doing all the cladding, doing the tiny house,
trying to paint the outside.
Getting the landscape to where we want it,
making sure we've got everything because we've only got a week.
All the edging's done on this top terrace.
Yeah.
All the planting's finished around the back there.
That looks amazing.
By the end of today, we'll have all the lawn done,
we'll have that slab done.
We'll have your pizza oven bench all finished.
Wow.
And then we're gonna start working on the lower landscape next week.
Beautiful.
Landscaping was on fire, levelling off all their three terraces, and...
The beehives are coming. Beehives.
We've got three beehives coming.
So, we're pouring our slab for our wellness centre today.
This is where House 4's ice bath and spa will go.
And we've got our Geostone coming from Holcim Concrete
which I'm super excited about.
Colour - golden beach.
Which is a little bit controversial
because, golden beach, we're in the middle of the countryside
but, you know,
I thought it'd work really well with Jenny's colour scheme internally.
Next door, in House 5,
Omar and Oz are also working on their Holcim Geostone concrete pour
for their massive tennis and basketball court.
Oh, yeah!
Mixing the concrete!
But, compared with Dylan and Jenny's,
their slab is an absolute monster.
I swear, you know how much I love a concrete pour?
I can just sit here the whole day and watch it.
Omar and Oz teamed up with Dreamcourts
for their Suncorp Game Changer
and, at 260 square metres,
this will be a major drawcard for buyers come auction.
Alec, what's happening, mate? Another day in paradise, mate.
Another day in paradise.
That's Alec from Concrete Construction Australia.
He's got a full team today.
First ever multi-functional tennis/basketball court
ever to lay on The Block itself.
Can they get it done? Yes, they can definitely get it done.
And this would be the biggest concrete pour
ever to happen on Block.
129 cubes of concrete.
It's massive.
Man, when we go big, we go big, right?
It's an official-size tennis court, so, and basketball court, so...
It's a big thing today, boys.
Let's go, this is our Game Changer.
The space has to be perfect, bro.
Rain was dropping, did not stop.
These boys were all over it.
I loved it.
Yeah, baby!
Whoo!
But, while Omar and Oz celebrate,
their neighbours in House 4 aren't feeling quite as enthusiastic.
That's a structure going on next door.
They're building a tennis court. What?
Thank God I've got some hedges going there, block it out.
It's massive.
It'd be, like, 15 by ten, easy.
But they've got, like, 30 concreters there
and, like, 20 trucks of concrete sitting on the driveway.
House 5's huge Dreamcourt will be located smack bang in the middle
of House 4's view, and just metres away from their pool area.
They would've had options to put it in different places.
Why put it right where...?
They obviously knew where our pool was
because the hole's been dug for weeks and weeks.
They could obviously see our landscape coming together
in that area.
Why put it right there?
Doesn't make any sense to me.
I don't mind that they're doing a tennis court,
but why are you doing it right outside my living room?
It's ridiculous.
Did you know they were putting a court in?
No.
We didn't find out till, like, the other morning when I found out,
and I was arcing up.
Oi, how are you guys affording everything you're doin'?
What did we do?
Apparently, you're doing, like, a helipad, tennis court.
We're not.
We're just doing the tennis court for our Game Changer.
'Cause I just don't understand how everyone...
Like, we're...we've been working,
like, us labouring every day trying to stay ahead of the budget.
Yeah. And I feel like...
I just don't know how everyone else is doin' it.
How are you guys doin' it? I don't get it.
'Cause we work as hard as you guys, too.
No, but you don't, though.
I feel like you guys are always out driving around.
No, but you don't. You don't see it.
What are you talking about, Jen?
I just don't understand how... I feel a bit pissed off.
Just 'cause she said that,
I'm putting the tennis court in front of her view.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I promise... I swear...
I promise you we had two choices.
It was going side by side by the 40-foot container.
That they were putting in front of their pool.
We were like, nuh, let's pick it up
and put it right there so their view is literally to our Game Changer.
How about that, Game Changer, yo!
So, when I'm hitting aces, they can just hear me goin'.
Isn't something that is in, like, in the way of your property view,
wouldn't you have to have a say on that?
Maybe not on such big properties.
But...
Yeah, I'd say you would but I'd probably...
The time to have the say was before it got poured.
We could just lift it and move it. But we never got a say...
No-one ever let us have a say.
No-one even told us about it, and I feel like that's just unfair.
So, yeah, I'm mad.
# There's a bad mood on the rise. #
(DOG HOWLS MEEKLY)
# People sit around # Now people gather round
# Now people jump around
# Get your freak on # Yo
# Get your freak on. #
It's no secret I love a good shed.
I've even written a book about them.
(AUDIENCE CLAP AND CHEER)
And while The Block's epic shed story
is now entering its final chapter,
it all started five weeks ago when Michael from Stratco was on site,
helping us figure out the best way to connect our sheds to our houses.
Is it possible
to get some sort of a covered walkway or something like that?
Yeah, absolutely.
What about we look at just a walkway
that goes the full width of the shed?
Oh, down here? Yep.
So, then you've got weatherproof access to the shed.
Yeah.
So, we've drawn it up for you. Yeah.
And I gotta say... Which end's this?
That'll be the area that you're walking into through the doors.
Yeah.
This is gonna be your living area
or your media room or whatever you're gonna do with that area.
I still haven't done the little drawing for that,
but that's essentially what I want to do.
Yeah, we can certainly look at how we can design that for you.
So, here we are today, each house with 180 square metres
of prime Aussie shed with loads of bays for parking and storage,
as well as the room they'll deliver this week,
their work-from-home space.
And Shelley and I can't wait to see how each team is going,
starting with Tom and Sarah-Jane in House 1.
SHELL: Bring us inside, please! SARAH-JANE: Oh!
Hello. It's actually...
It's four degrees warmer in here.
Hey, guys.
Got a prezzie for you, take the lid off.
On today's walkarounds,
Shelley and I are delivering teams the clay sculptures they made
at the Ford challenge a couple of weeks ago,
which have now been glazed and fired,
ready to be included in their houses.
Oh, whoo, yay! That's scary.
Be careful of it. That is scary-looking.
Thrilled to be reunited with our sex toy statue.
Now that it's sprayed blue, it looks...
Worse. ..like something from Sexyland.
Yeah, yeah.
But, prior to being blue,
I feel like it actually looked like door handles.
It looked like door handles. Now it looks like something else.
Where are you going to put that?
Oh, we're gonna put that in a cupboard.
Yeah. Surprise!
That's going straight in a bloody closet or...
Bedside table. Bedside table, some...
Bedside... (UNDER HER BREATH)
That's going in, like, a shed.
Hey, look, there's a lot of activity down here.
There's ladders everywhere. There's tradesmen.
Shall we just go upstairs and have a look?
Oh, I'd love to show youse.
Go for it. Let's go.
House 1 have used two bays of their shed to create their room this week,
and they're the only team presenting a double-storey space.
The bottom floor will include a spacious living area,
walk-in wine cellar and even a powder room, and the mezzanine level
will become a study, with two large desks and a kitchenette.
This is outstanding. Wow.
Oh, my God.
This is more like an apartment.
Yeah, I know.
Very, very, very clever, you two.
And the pitch of the roof, to me, is always so dramatic,
but, when you're way down there and you look up, you go,
"OK, that's cool," but actually being up in the roof cavity,
to me, this is such a fabulous space.
It is. Yeah.
Too good to not use, I think. Absolutely.
And an amazing vision you guys had from the very beginning.
Yeah. And you've got this far.
Yeah. It's unbelievable.
Like, it's a big week for our trades,
not so much us 'cause we weren't here all day yesterday, but...
Sarah-Jane, you're looking a bit broken.
Oh, I'm done. Come on.
Hard to stay motivated in the mud.
It's hard to stay motivated... You're constantly cleaning.
It's hard to stay motivated when so many things are out of your control.
My mind is, like, pretty sizzled
from just, like, non-stop trying to think of, like,
how to do the next room better and better and better,
and then you sorta get to the point now
where we're at the end of the show,
and it's gonna be really hard to walk away here
with 100% satisfaction.
Yeah, I think that's what it is.
There's so many loose ends that... Yeah.
..we're just not gonna be able to do.
I'm starting to feel like we've worked our arse off
and it still looks like a pile of (BLEEP).
Now, well, it doesn't. I just saw your pool.
Probably the best fibreglass pool I've ever seen.
Thank you. Yeah, it's awesome.
It is. And your veggie patch.
I think we just have such high expectations, we just thought...
..yeah, I don't know, I just thought
everything was gonna be so pristine and, obviously,
it's so hard with labour shortage and material shortage.
Like, it's not because people are sitting around doing nothing.
Mm! But it's just...
And the situation that we're in, in fact the whole of the country's in,
there's always gonna be some loose ends in this situation...
Yeah. ..that are gonna need tying up.
This is amazing, what you have achieved, and this room
is a stand-out yet again, so, you know, you should be proud.
I know you want to do better, SJ,
but you should be really proud of what you've done so far.
You should be, yeah. Thanks, guys, yeah.
It's amazing.
Righto, come on, Shell. Alright, we'll get out of your way.
Thanks, guys. See ya.
See ya later. I love it.
I've never realised how much the weather can dictate
your mental health, your happiness, just everything, it's crazy.
Mm.
And I've really felt it up here in Gisborne.
But, without sounding like a dick,
that's what I deal with in winter every day for my job.
It's so tiring.
But, when we're here, we're living and working in it, it's hard.
I was about to say it's totally different
'cause you get to come home to a nice cooked meal and warm...
Well, sometimes, it's not that well cooked so that's a problem.
I'm never making you tuna bake again, and that's your favourite.
Aldi do a really good one.
Are you comparing my tuna bake to Aldi tuna bake?
No, you just said you weren't gonna cook it for me anymore.
Yeah, I was stirring you.
That's when you go, "Oh, my God, no, I love your tuna bake.
"Please, don't do that. You're actually the best cook."
You've gotta have a plan B in life
and that's what The Block's taught me.
(SNIFFS)
Next up, Shelley and I head to Rachel and Ryan in House 2.
Oh, you right?
(ALL CLAMOURING)
Take that. I've got it.
Thank you. Ooh, God!
Yeah, I'll hold that now and then you take the lid off.
OK.
Take the lid off? The big reveal.
Oh! Ta-da!
Oh, look at our beauty!
Look at that. Wow!
Masterpiece. Outstanding.
What do we say, straight to the pool room for that one?
It's like a big toe. Yeah.
God, that thing was ugly.
I really thought we were gonna win.
We did at the time but, looking at it now, it's like, "Ooh, God."
What did we build? What is that thing?
You're actually in pretty good shape.
Yeah, you're almost ready to paint or it's not quite dry?
We're gonna paint tonight. It's not quite dry but...
Where's the desk going? No desk.
It's not a work-from-home space?
No. No.
Rachel and Ryan are the only team
not presenting a work-from-home space this week.
Instead, they'll turn one bay into a second living area with a big couch,
a TV, fireplace and wine racks
to display $50,000 worth of wine they won back in Week 4.
The size of these houses,
I think it's important to get away from your main living.
Agreed. Like, it's come down here and watch the footy.
Yes.
The best thing about working from home
is that you don't have to have an area to sit at.
You want to come bring your laptop out here and sit in your vineyard?
Go for it. Yeah.
You want to sit by your beautiful fire? Go for it.
There's five bedrooms, so, if you really needed that space,
you could down the line turn a bedroom into it,
but what would be hard to do is to turn a bedroom into a second living.
Yeah, it feels good. Yeah...
We've got some gorgeous big Grafico
that's going all to the top of that wall.
That'll be amazing.
Oh, that's gonna be incredible. Yeah.
It's actually a vineyard-inspired Grafico going there
'cause the vineyard's right here.
Before we go, how are you goin' out here?
We sweet? We on budget? We on time?
Not only are we on budget, we are gonna buy a few more trees.
Like, we're goin' well. Ooh, good.
It's a race against the weather and the scaffolding.
It is. Yes, it is.
If it stops raining and all this scaffolding comes down,
and we can have a good crack at the courtyard,
I think we're gonna be sitting really, really good
come the end of next week.
Yeah. God, it's exciting, isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be exciting for us, Shell,
we're leaving, we're going home.
(LAUGHTER)
That's it. Come on, let's go.
We always ask you whether you'd do it again,
I think I need to be asking old mate whether he'd do it again.
Look at that.
So, all Block Bucks in here?
Everything's Block Bucks.
Omar and Oz drop a bombshell.
Hey! What?
You can't do that.
And later...
Pinot and Picasso. Oh!
The Blockheads get in touch with their artistic sides.
SJ painted teardrops on The Block because that's where she was.
How therapeutic. I'm painting my pain.
# Teardrops on The Block. #
That's depressing. It was. I was feeling depressed.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DOG BARKS)
Back at The Block, Shelley and I are in the middle
of our weekly walkarounds and next stop is Ankur and Sharon in House 3.
Hello. Hi!
Hey. How's that for a view?
It's a nice view. Hey, I've got a present.
It's very heavy, Ank, take the lid off.
Take the lid off. No, take the lid off.
Leave it in there 'cause... Oh, my God!
It's our sculpture!
Can you get rid of the lid so I can see?
Sorry, Scotty.
We got our winning sculpture today. (SINGSONG)
It's so bizarre to look at that thing
and just think that that, like, effectively, won us an $80,000 car.
No way!
Oh, wow! That's...
Oh, my God!
That's ridiculous. We've won a car!
It actually looks really cool. I like it.
Yeah, and it goes with the colour tones.
I was actually going for copper,
copper's in this room, so it's perfect.
House 3 are using one bay of their shed
to create their work-from-home space.
It'll feature lots of storage, a huge concrete desk, a lounge and TV
and the incredible $12,000 fireplace they won back in Week 6.
It's a great work-from-home space which the desk is going over...
Yeah, just in front of the... Oh, you've got your...
Great, you've got your cabinetry in, beautiful.
Island desk. Yeah.
I can sit up here like the Lord.
Yes. Well, that's great.
You're facing this way, that's good. Yeah.
And what did the family think of your handiwork inside?
They loved it.
They came this morning and they were like, "Whoa, this is much bigger."
The whole thing, the scale of everything,
is much bigger than what they thought and understood,
but they were really proud of us, so, yeah, we're really lucky.
Has it given you that little lift you need to get to the end?
Absolutely.
We're really grateful you brought them in,
and you brought Bosco, my dog, as well.
It was the best day ever, honestly. It was too good.
You've just about plastered, which is great,
and you got all your Block Bucks in,
and you've gotta paint all night tonight and tomorrow,
or maybe this mightn't be dry.
It's not dry.
We're gonna chuck up some heaters, and then sanding tomorrow, and then
painting as soon as we can tomorrow and all night tomorrow night.
So, you're using Block Bucks for everything in here?
Yeah, everything in here,
the couches, everything is Block Bucks and, obviously, free paint.
Alright, good luck this Sunday. Thanks, guys.
See ya! You're so close.
Not many sleeps left, you know? I know.
We'll see you at dinner. See you at dinner.
Feedback from Scotty and Shell was good.
They loved the view.
Just want to get the things that we have agreed to do this week
over the line, so, fingers crossed.
Hello! Hello, how are you?
Shell's got a gift for ya. Oh!
It's heavy, so take the lid off.
Oh, no, I don't want to see it!
Come and have a look at it. Oh!
Ooh!
Look at that. What is that?
Not quite sure what we were thinking now that you look back on it.
It's like when you do something when you were a kid
and you look back and you go, "What was I thinking?"
It was just like a blob.
Oh, God! Anyway...
There's a little bit of dressing for your office.
So, where do we put it? Back in the box.
Yeah! Yeah!
Dylan and Jenny are using one bay of their shed
for their work-from-home space.
At one end, they'll have a lounge and huge TV and the other end
will include a desk with lots of built-in cabinetry.
So, the work-from-home space is this area here, so, a 2-person area,
and then we've got a couch and a TV on the other wall.
So, how are you feeling? This is it.
We're on the downhill slope now.
Oh, there's so much to do. There is.
I'm just thinking how long
it's taken the boys to do that front deck,
but we've gotta do a way bigger deck around the new part of the house
and clad this and clad the tiny house
and get all the landscape done next week.
I just don't see how it's gonna happen.
We just need sunshine, that's all we need.
Yes, you do.
Please, please, that's all we need.
There's rain coming. Oh, is there?
Well, whenever I say it's Landscape Week, it starts raining immediately.
Yeah, but it's been Landscape Week
every week this season, so maybe we might get a sunny one.
What do you guys think? You think we'll get it done?
Yes. We have great faith in you.
OK. 100%. Yes.
And, you know, we've got an auction coming up.
Yeah. So, we've gotta get it done.
We have to.
You'll be right, you've done a great job,
you've played the game beautifully, you've been great contestants.
We loved having you. Oh, thanks.
You've been good. You've got this far.
I know.
What is there, nine sleeps or something?
Something like that.
Oh, my gosh, don't even say that, that's scary.
And the dream is over. I know.
We'll definitely miss it when it's all done, like...
We'll get there and, all of a sudden,
you'll be packing your bags, moving out, waving goodbye.
We'll get out of their way, eh? Yeah, yeah.
Good job. OK.
Uh, no, I don't think they gave us any advice.
Is that what they're supposed to do? Nah.
Onto the final stop for the day, Omar and Oz in House 5.
Hello, boys.
Shelley's got a gift for ya.
I've got a surprise for you!
Oh, my goodness, is this...?
Is this what I think it is!
Oh, my goodness.
Turned out how you expected or...?
What I did, yeah, but the colour, I don't know what Emma did but yeah.
Colours are good.
Our cabinetry's all black and our couches and that are all leather.
This is the world's biggest work-from-home space, it's huge.
Omar and Oz's work-from-home space
is spread across two bays of their shed.
It'll feature a big lounge and TV, a bar area
and a massive wooden desk in front of a wall full of Kinsman cabinetry.
But, with their plaster only just going up,
at the moment, these guys are way behind.
We haven't got a roof on, Shell.
We literally... No, that's...
And that is not your fault, it's the supply chain fault.
You know, pitch of this roof, you can't get up there when it's wet.
Of course.
And we've had 20, 30, 40 days
in the last, you know, month and a half of rain,
so it slowed up the trades, on the roofing and everything like that.
If it was sunny today, we would've been sweet.
What you gotta do is keep on going, deliver the room.
We'll get this as waterproof as possible.
If there's any damage to any of the sheets or anything in here,
we will fix that.
One thing, for sure, me and Omar will always keep pushing, so...
That's it, mate. ..that's what you get from us.
We like to hear that.
So, all Block Bucks in here?
Everything's Block Bucks.
Plaster, though, is gonna be a big bill.
I estimated that my plasterwork in half of this is about seven grand,
so this is gonna be 14, 15, and I gave you 25.
We estimated our tennis court to be 20,000, we're sitting at 70 grand.
Hey! What?
You can't do that.
I know. That's your Game Changer, right?
Yeah, but they only got 20K for that.
You got 20K for that.
17 trucks coming in today for that.
You just can't keep getting concrete that you can't afford.
But we only got hit with our Holcim budget last week...
We only found out this week that we had to pay for concrete and Ausreo.
Ausreo, too. So...
Well, we need to bit of a sit-down, maybe, early next week
about what the future holds for the final week, financially.
Well, probably nothing at this stage.
Yeah, that's right.
But a good game of tennis can be had by all.
Of course.
Knowing that we got smacked with our Holcim bill, Ausreo and other things
that we never knew we were meant to do, you know, it's a shock.
You know, do we stop and say, "Hey, let's give up"?
Let's just keep on pushing
and, hopefully, next week, it's a big budget, everybody's happy.
I can't believe this is meant to be done in 24 hours.
You've come from further behind before.
I reckon, once you get your sheeting on, you're sweet.
Just really be careful of this budget. You just need to focus...
That's the only thing you need to focus on
from now on for the last week
going into it 'cause it's gotta be fair for everybody, right?
So, we've gotta pull you back. Don't stress.
You know we always get up. Don't stress.
We'll be good. No worries, mate.
Just pay the bill.
Yeah, enjoy.
It's Friday and we haven't even plastered, guys.
So, it's a Saturday all-dayer, all-nighter, mate.
It's a big job.
But, hey, we've got the brothers from Sydney.
I think they can come in and help.
You've got the lawyer, you've got the podiatrist
and you've got the head teacher.
In life, it's not about what you know, it's about who you know,
and, who I know, I know my brothers.
We need all hands on decks, boys.
(UPBEAT POP TRACK PLAYS)
(DOG BARKS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Tom!
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
Tom!
Back in a second.
Tom!
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)
Far out, that looks good.
# Suddenly you're seeing me... #
Mm, Colorbond.
# Just the way I... #
It's Friday arvo and, with only 40 hours to reveal,
the Blockheads are working full steam ahead.
What do you reckon with the fireplace, should we put it there?
We're going all the way up with that so it's gonna look great.
And, as well as finishing their rooms, on Tuesday,
I announced a mini challenge, which is due at tonight's drinks.
I have got some canvases over there on my mantlepiece.
You can choose any size you like.
You'll return to our Thank God It's Friday dinner
with a painting on that canvas of your own work,
and it's gonna be judged by Sarah from The Block Shop
and Angie Summer, who is the artist of the flower here.
All week, The Block artists in residence have been bunkering down
in my pool cabana busily creating artworks for my house.
Well, hello, team.
Hello. How's it going?
Oh, looks fantastic,
looks fantastic, looks fantastic, it's unreal.
Michael has been painting landscapes,
Kylie birds and Angie flora.
A bit of a still life,
and there'll be a little bit of a surprise gentleman and his dog.
They all look fantastic.
Thank you so much. It's terrific.
So, now seems like a good time
to check in with our contestants to see how their artworks are going.
Paintbrush has not yet hit the canvas.
Oh, my God, the original paintings that are due tonight,
they have gone nowhere.
Going really well with the art challenge.
I'll just head down to pick up the canvas any minute.
What painting are we talking about? Our canvas.
Oh, that's all sorted, bro. That's all sorted.
You've got it done?
No, no, it's getting done by 5:00, for sure.
We gotta win this. We need it.
We need $1,000. Actually, we need $1.
We need any kind of dollars.
You know what? I've got a great idea.
You should get lumps of dirt
and just put it on it, and then we'll paint it.
People will be doing that.
Shaz is probably out there, dirty, she's probably, like,
doing some kind of weird theatrical thing with it.
So, we're literally going in for the mud?
Yeah.
At about 4:40, we were like,
"Oh, my God, we need to do this before dinner."
And we wanted to use the elements of the earth that were around us,
and so, mud, we were inspired by the mud pit that we live in.
That should be, like, not as neat.
Yeah, should just be sketchy?
And go that way, too.
We still haven't done our paintings
and they're due tonight at the Thank God It's Friday drinks.
So, called SJ, said, "Girl, you want to come over for Pinot and Picasso?"
She said, "Babe, I'm at your front door."
Look at this. What have you done for me?
Babe, Pinot and Picasso.
Oh! Cheers, love.
You're very creative. Yeah.
But I'm not a painter by...
I don't ac-- I don't have that talent.
I like to mosaic and I like to make windchimes
out of knives and forks and spoons.
Welcome to the Love Shack.
(EASTERN MUSIC PLAYS)
What's your inspiration?
Um, just all the colours that we have.
In the Crayola pack?
Yep. Yep.
We got to painting.
(UP-TEMPO CLASSICAL STRINGED MUSIC)
SJ painted teardrops on The Block because that's where she was.
# Teardrops on The Block. #
How therapeutic, I'm painting my pain.
You're painting your pain.
Oh!
That's depressing. It was. I was feeling depressed.
I painted a family snapshot because that's where I was at that point.
Your night with the kids, how was it?
Unbelievable but Tommy was teething so badly so he was up all night.
(SJ GROANS)
And then Mila woke up at 4:45, so I finally...
4:45? Yeah.
So, I finally got Tommy back to sleep,
I reckon, at about 3:00 and Mila woke up at 4:45.
And you know what it made me think, babe?
That you should've used condoms?
I ended up getting a canvas Friday afternoon at, like, 4:00.
Yeah, so here I am on Scott Cam's verandah,
what is it, half an hour before judging.
Then I just went out and sat on Scotty's deck.
I'm painting the beautiful landscape,
so, some mountains, a sunset.
I got some inspiration off Google.
PRODUCER: Off Google? What about the landscape?
And the landscape, yeah.
I've always loved painting.
I've always loved graphic design.
Our background's done.
Our circle moon is done.
Now, literally, just gotta do a nice black effect of a rock with a tree.
Today was a rush hour. Still goin'. Stressful day.
But this is making me relax so much.
(FRAUGHT MUSIC)
So, we got to Scotty's for Thank God It's Friday drinks.
Hi! Hey!
Hello. How are you? I'm Tom.
Nice to meet you, Tom. I'm Sarah-Jane.
Angie Summer and Sarah from The Block Shop
were both there to judge our pieces of art.
Great to have you girls here judging. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.
Been looking forward to seeing what they've got.
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
And it looks like these two ladies certainly have their work cut out
for them with the contestants', erm, masterpieces.
I can tell that some people put in more effort than others.
Yeah.
I like the colours in that, and I like the colours in the teardrops.
I'm, of course, wondering which one's gonna sell,
and I know exactly which one's gonna sell.
While Angie and Sarah take a minute to deliberate,
I'm reminding the teams of what's up for grabs tonight.
Let me remind you of the prize, a painting from each of the artists
that were in residence, valued at about 5,000 bucks.
Plus, the $1,000 cash from The Block Shop, as well.
Now, ladies... Ah!
Ladies, have you come to some form of decision?
Some form of decision, yes.
We think it's kind of come down to two.
(TENSE MUSIC)
OK, which two, girls?
That would be these two.
Wow!
So, who's taking home this fabulous prize?
Well, the winner...
(MUSIC BUILDS)
..is...
(SHELLEY GASPS)
(SQUEALS)
House number 4!
# Ole ole... # Yeah!
We won!
Jen won, and hers looked like a finger painting by a child.
Did you like their artwork?
I'm being honest.
Like, that's something I wouldn't even pay a dollar.
It's something that I wouldn't even take for free.
Yay! Well done!
So, Dylan and Jenny take out a controversial win,
narrowly beating Ankur and Sharon.
We did really like this.
It's clever, but it was a bit dark and...
But there is actual meaning behind it.
We did really like it.
The mud pit that is The Block,
but it's us rising from the ashes, no, it is, the ashes from the fire,
and they're the chains that we felt like we were in.
You mean the chain that she put herself in?
That is our experience on The Block so that's what you get.
If you guys don't want it, I'm happy to take it back.
I really love it.
It is really nice.
It was a bit dark for me.
Yeah, yeah.
So, while Sharon will be leaving with her original piece,
Jenny also needs to pick three artworks
from those displayed around the room to take home with her.
You have one minute. Um, that one, that one and that one.
Yes, done, great! Thank you!
Thank God that's over. Yay!
Just don't touch anything on top. Oh, so pretty!
Oh, that was the last TGIF.
Oh, yeah.
That's actually kinda sad.
That's beautiful, babe.
Aw, thanks.
It's the sunset 'cause I love the sunset.
Did you have a good day? Yeah.
Eight days. Eight days!
I'll be OK, though.
We can count 'em on two hands now, guys.
The things we got to do...
It's very bittersweet that it's coming to a close.
We've had really, really high highs,
and we've had really, really low lows,
so we will 100% miss The Block.
I think you cannot not miss it. Yeah.
Like, it's just all-encompassing
so you're gonna miss it even if you don't like it.
It's like we'll miss our trauma buddies, you know?
Oh, wow!
You... I know!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
SCOTT: On a personal note, I want to apologise on behalf of The Block.
VOICEOVER: The most controversial Sunday of the year.
Oh my gosh.
Why are you doing it? I feel like that's just unfair.
It's a stitch-up.
When the greatest Aussie mega-sheds are revealed.
JUDGE: Love it.
Guest judges Alisa and Lysandra...
It's massive!
..let rip.
What is that?
The most brutal...
This is week one mistakes!
..roasting.
I don't really feel anything in this space.
SCOTT: So for that I apologise
because it certainly wasn't your fault.
The apology...
Smacks you in the face, doesn't it?
..will make the shed hit the fan.
Thank you Scotty but... no thank you.